Boonta Vista - EPISODE 448: Buffalo Police Buffalo Buffalo Police Buffalo Police Police, Or Buffalo

Episode Date: June 7, 2026

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: $50,000 in stolen belts, 70 years of amateur baseball excellence, a journey through the senses, and an intriguing but inscrutable crime. *** Outro: Comfy Place - Shoko Igarashi *** Get tickets to the live show at boontavista.com/live *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [e-mail]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

This better be going towards the runtime, by the way. It is not. Hello. Welcome to Budavista. Episode 448. I am Ben and I'm posted up on the corner with the crew. I'm putting together a list of criteria for a new member of the crew ahead of tryouts day. Now, I've been thinking kind of that maybe our next member of the crew should be a tech whiz.

Like sort of like a computer, someone who knows about like computers and stuff. Lucy, what do you think? Like a guy in the chair? Like a hacker kind of like a cool hacker guy maybe? Oh, no, no, no. No, we don't, no. Not like, we wouldn't really need a hacker, but like just someone who like,

when we're post up on the crew, they'd like kind of know about the new tech developments. Okay. And gadgets and, like, you know. I think that'd be useful for the crew. Like, just add something to the crew. Maybe they turn up one day with like a little, like a robot, like a three foot tall kind of like Asimo style.

Oh, Asim. Like a little Asimow. We're like, whoa. Post up with Asimo? Motherboard. I haven't thought of what his name's going to be yet. I like Motherboard. No, I like Motherboard. Yeah. M.B.

You call him, my, MoB. Oh, yeah, that's the homie MB. That's kind of in the game. Motherboard. He's a tech. That's a tech. He's a bit of a computer guy. He's brought Asimaux with him. He brought Asimbo.

He brought Asimbo to the corner. I'm drinking a monster with Asimbo. And the hat is backwards. Oh, man. Asimo would definitely party. But really slowly. Very slowly. He moves really. fucking slowly.

But you see what happens when they move quick. Yeah. Little kids getting kicked in the cuts and the nuts. Pudiniing a little kid. We went too far in the other direction. We got to pick somewhere

halfway between Asimo Speed Robot and modern. And the T-2000. Yeah, we just see like a guy is just sort of like, you know, he's not like sluggish but you're not like, hey, where's that guy going? Take it back to Asimu.

Yeah. C-3 maybe style, you know. We go back to that. to Asimo, he's going slow, but he's doing the bladed thing with his hands that Robert Patrick does in Terminator 2 to make it look like he's going faster. Yeah. Maybe a little bit of an optical illusion for everyone. Feel like Asimaux's coming right out, but he's not as dangerous.

He's not open-faced palms slapping your young Chinese child at the front of an event. You put a slab of like cured beef in front of him. He's slicing off some brassiola, how if you say that, you know? I think it was close. Yeah? Close? Pretty close. I wouldn't even tried.

You know, if I see that on a baby. That's the difference between you and me, Ben. I don't live my life through fear. You actually miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Yeah. I also, like, the problem is, is I miss 98% of the shots I do take. And in front of your friends who are missing a lot of shots. Very ready to roast you.

Can we talk for a second about Asimo? Yes. Please. Please. I can talk for 40 minutes about Asimo. Can we do an entire episode about Asimo? I don't know that much about Asimo. Can you guys tell me a little more?

I'd love to tell you what I know about Asimow, which is when I was about like, I guess 13, maybe. I got a picture of the Australian Science magazine Newton. And they were like, the robots are here now. It's a fucking here. And it's a picture of Asimo and he's got like a giant My recollection is he had a big fucking backpack Which I assume was like

300 double A batteries And then There were videos of Asimau And he could just like walk very slowly Could really badly articulate his arms And then nothing And then 23 years later Now there's videos of like

Deer No robots in Asia Chasing Away deer Or wild bore or something. There's shit going on that I don't understand. It just felt like robots went dark for like two decades. And we went all of a sudden one step,

Asimaux, to like the ones that are kick-flipping. That's true. There was nothing in between. There was like the dogs, the Boston mechanic dogs. And now those robots that are in China everywhere. They're like breakdancing and stuff. I think you're everywhere in China. I think you're completely wrong.

I think we've never. I've never heard that phrase said on this podcast ever. None years. We've been watching like 15 years of fucking Boston Dynamics dogs. And also that goddamn robot, no, the robot that does the parkour and it does the little flippies, he's bipedal. He's bipedal as fuck. Yeah. And he's a fright month.

So shout out for him. Yeah, he's doing box jumps, you know. We don't need to make them bipedal. Why do we insist on the bipedleness? Like, their center of mass is off. Yeah. The whole thing is just stupid that it's like, oh, well, you know, the world is built for humans. So humans, two arms, two legs, that's going to be the kind of thing for it.

There's a whole deal that Angela Collier does on her thing, where it's like the perfect robot is the dishwasher. It's a cube and it sprays hot water on all the shit that you put inside it and does a job that humans suck at perfectly. I'm pretty good at washing the dishes. I've never seen you. I haven't personally watched you wash the dishes Neither is his wife I'm all right If we live together

That would have been brutal Can I come over on the weekend And cite you washing dishes Next weekend, brother I'm gonna watch some fucking dishes We can do like a parallel play You wash dishes I'll just kind of watch

Yeah The CEO has some brand new Suspiciously meta looking glasses on As he films you If we are going to do humanoid robots. I don't think it's insane to say that we should be making them more kind of like general grievous style where you're like, oh, two arms, two legs, whoa! I think they're like scary face. Huge dick. Make them sound like they're drowning. Like they're a Russian 90 year old

guy. Yeah. Yeah. And with a human heart, a biological heart of some kind. I bet the sort of people that watch the animated Clone Wars series are probably like, ooh, actually. I can watch that. Looks like it's for children. Looks bad. Yeah. Lucy's got Star Wars tattoos and she hasn't watched that shit. Yeah.

You know what I like to think about sometimes, Lucy? I've never asked you a question because I think asking, you know, like a cool alternative lady like yourself about her tattoos is a little gauche. It's a little passe. Passet, a little gauche. A little pascha. A little pascha. You have a Poe Damran tattoo, correct?

Correct. After which movie did you get the Poe Dameron? after the Force Awakens. I've got a baby, I know. You're stupid. Wait, what would be better? Like, after Rise of Skywalker? TLJ!

Obviously, TLJ! I mean, it might have been after TLJ. It definitely wasn't after Rise of Skywalker. I'm going to get some new text under it that just says somehow Palpatine returned. I think that'd be good. Which is hilarious. It's a beautifully put together scene.

You didn't have to add the reaction shot from Oscar. Is that going? Oh, fuck. Beautiful stuff. But we're not here to talk about Star Wars. I haven't even finished the intro. What's going on here? What was the intro?

What do you mean? What was the intro? He's still going. We're talking about that. Asmo Trials. We introduced Lucy in, but she's not like as a... I think you guys are out of the crew. Motherboards here and you guys are out.

Like Lucy's already in the crew? She doesn't have to audition? No, we're all already in the crew. Oh, we're all already in the crew. Fuck out, I've been on 10 to books this whole time. We've almost been in the crew for 10 years, Theo. And you got like, you're talking about the tech quiz guy? I'm thinking shit.

Here's my ear. Motherball. If I'm sitting here and if I'm sitting here not saying much, I'm just doing, I'm listening to the music, I'm doing Furia Transforms in my head. It lets you see the music in a completely different way.

It's not what I want from a tech guy. You know what? M.B. In the frequency domain. What M.B. might replace you. M.B. knows about gadgets.

He doesn't know about like, he's not going to bore us with like, you know, numbers and joy of hearts. He has gadgets. We don't even know about yet, you know. I get extra XP. Ben, it sounds like what you really want is the new member of the crew

who reads Ars Technica. I read Ars Technica. Yeah. Ars. Ars. Technica. Yeah. That's where I've been reading.

Not me. I'm already an expert. Now, Andrew, I think you were saying that we maybe need to add someone who's kind of like dark and soulful. Yes. Eyeliner. More eyeliner. You know? Guy liner.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, absolutely. Totally. Guyliner midriff. Just throwing that out there. I saw a fucking great Instagram reel from, one of our listeners actually,

the man that I've known from Twitter for a very long time. He does music under the name California Deathworm. Check him out. Rob's Instagram now is just like, Lucy, remember we did a stuff we should chat about about the future of Instagram being just oddballs, like benign oddballs. That's all Rob posts now.

And he posted one that was just like a bunch of dudes of their early 20s at some sort of bodega, they're all emo guys just sort of hitting emo poses. Just like sort of like guys sitting on the ice cream fridge, like the half height open from the top one, but sort of like adjusting his fringe and sort of holding his arm in a sort of soulful way. It's fucking sick.

So I think some corner crews are already adopting the dark and soulful mindset. Yes, we could get an emo guy. I don't want to go all in on it. Obviously, I don't think we should all be dark and soulful. No, no, no. We should add one in. One, yeah. And what we call him like Romeo?

Romeo. Yeah, Romeo for sure. Yeah. Yeah. Dark Romeo. Oh, that's Dark Romeo. That's Dark Romeo. He's actually really nice once you get to know him.

He's always, he's so lost in his own thoughts sometimes that every now and then you'll realize he's been in reverie for like 20 minutes. Dark Romeo, where'd you go just now? Where'd you go? Where do you always go, Dark Romeo? I don't want to talk about it. I don't want to bring you into the dark places in my twisted mind. Thanks for protecting me, Darkrobio. Yeah.

It's like the crow, you know. It seemed very dark, but really, it's just because he loved his girlfriend so much. He was just full of love, but it took him to some dark places. I've only seen the Bill Scars Guard one. You suck. You're stupid. You're terrible. Oh, my God.

One of the worst movies I've ever seen in my time. It really is. I think you and me both watched it at the same time, Lucy, because we were messaging each other and going, not even funny bad painful painful stuff but the soundtrack is bad but the soundtrack is amazing

the performances hilarious the casting great it looks beautiful in a very bad way bit disjointed I can't stop thinking about dark Chromio but he's evil

well that's two guys yeah I thought Chromio was one guy I thought it was someone and Chromio and they operated as a duo No, it's two guys There's two guys

Okay, so who's the guy that's always on like the vocoder with like the auto tune from Chromio? I think it's the really Greek-looking dude He's always wearing like an open vest Very hairy That's Chromio with a K Doesn't make that sound

Now Theo You were thinking maybe we need to get someone who's like always willing to kick it up a notch. Yeah. Which is interesting because you often, sometimes if things get kicked up a notch, you can find that sort of stressful. But you think that would help with the crew? Well, a thing about people with ADHD is that they're quite often understimulated.

And so if I'm sitting there and going like, you know, this is not actually, you know, spinning my little hamster wheel. Right? I want to go home, spin my hamster wheel by myself. Right? Just crank the hamster wheel on my own. own. Yeah. Sometimes you need a hype man. It's got to be respectful, right? It can't be like dangerous. You can't be like unpredictable is going to, you know, scare everyone off.

Yeah. Hype man with a pre-approved list of compliments. No, no, no. You want to be able to trust the hype man so you don't need to provide a list, right? You want to, he's going to put your belief in him. To know how to kick it up a notch within the bounds of what you can tolerate. So you want to be thrilled, but to know that you're held. Yes, like a roller coaster. An aftercare, so important. Yeah, an aftercare. That is like a roller coaster, isn't it?

That's quite beautiful, actually. Yeah, that's really nice. And that's a great name for that member of the crew, maybe. The coaster? No, I thought you meant MC aftercare. Put drinks on it. That's aftercare. He's our hype, man.

Yo, it's DJ Aftercare. He always sticks around after the set to make sure everyone's okay. He's got a neckline. with hand lotion. Getting tended to by DJ Aftercare. Was that too loud? That was perfect.

Thank you, DJ Aftercare. Yeah, I hung out with DJ Aftercare last night. Surprisingly mean. DJ Aftercare sucks, dude. Oh, to experience an unpleasant set from DJ Aftercare and then not have him look after you,

that would feel like a crime. We talk about crimes in Crime Watch. Your weapon. This comes to us from W HDM in Pennsylvania. $50,000 of items stolen out of vehicle at Central Pennsylvania Auto Auction Facility, police say. $50,000 of items? I've never ever had $50,000 of items in a car.

I'm trying to conceptualize what is a $50,000 selection of items. I hate it when I come into the facility and I hear a forlorn cry of my items. I had $50,000 worth. of items in there. What happened to my $50,000 worth of items? About $50,000 worth of merchandise was stolen out of a vehicle

at a central Pennsylvania auto auction facility and police are looking for answers. You think this is like street value? Oh yeah. Like, yeah, you're going to sell this t-shirt for $100. Or if you took it down to Paddy's Market and you were selling them for maybe 50 bucks a pop.

Yeah. Realistically. Probably 30. What with how Patty's market is? That's what I'm thinking. The reported theft happened at America's auto auction facility along Commercial Avenue in East Petersburg, Lancaster County, between May 26th and May 28th, according to East Hemfield Township Police. They just keep naming places.

It's just too much. So much. East Petersburg, Lancaster County, East Hemfield. Keep it simple. What about this, Brisbane? Yeah. Yeah, Brisbane. The crime happened in Brisbane, said Brisbane Police.

I don't think we have that. That is, I mean, America having like 20 layers of police where it's like, oh, there's the town police, there's the county sheriff, there's the state police, there's the federal police, where does it end? There's the highway patrol. And the highway patrol. Oh, I can't remember that. The highway patrol. The FBI, CIA. NSA.

Yeah, NSA. Well, I mean, what's off limits for them? The DEA. The ones you don't even know about. The marshals? The TSA. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm sick of it. I'm sick of it. World's best podcast. They don't even ask me to take my shoes off anymore. Do you want to look at it anyway? I'm not wearing any socks. I'll go to the back of the line and come through again. Belize said tools were used to get into a van, and the suspect brackets S allegedly took $50,000 worth of totes and bags

that had hats, pocketbooks, belts, and other items inside. $50,000? $50,000? $50,000 of pocketbooks and belts in totes? They Louis Vuitton? Was it a bunch of discontinued 30 seconds to Mars merch that I can't get anymore? Signed by Jared Leto and Jared Leto's brother. I'm just a collector.

I like the band, right? I like the band. I like the band. It's worth $50,000 to me, you know? This is just, I need to know. That's what market value is, right? Any price that it decides is fair. But someone will pay on the day, and I will pay.

$50,000 for exclusive merch and 30 seconds to Mars. From Shannon and Jared Lido. That's Shannon is the other Lido that's in the band. Is he a drummer? Sure. Probably the brothers are always the drummer. Yeah. John is a brother shit.

The music sounds bad. Yeah, music sucks. Oh, that is a true. He's not a good guy. So for me, I've got to say no to 30 seconds to Mars. It's also a no from me. Bold take. Andrew?

Huh? Do you, yes or no, from you on 30 seconds to bus? Sorry, I'm just trying to refinance my house. I got some purchases to make. If they do get this stuff back, I have to be ready to fly to Pennsylvania immediately. I could spend the day with Shannon. Plus, like, maybe some of this stuff they don't even know it's gone. Maybe the pocketbooks.

Maybe there's some stuff in there that has like some lyrics in it. for songs that they haven't released yet. What are we saying when we're saying pocketbooks? Now that I'm saying it out loud, I'm thinking like a purse. Yeah. Is it just like a notebook and a fancy leather thing? No, I don't think it's like a moleskin. I think it's like a fuck is a pocketbook, bro.

I think it's like a little purse kind of deal. It's a little wallet purse kind of, yeah, for your folding money, I guess, yeah. Okay. Bigger than Bill folds, maybe bigger than a wallet. Who can say? I just never had a pocket book. One of my kids had a timeless experience the other day. She came out of a store walking down the street,

found a $50 note on the ground. Oh, now that's money. All right, all right. What'd you do? That's a pineapple in your pocket. I think she looked around and went, anybody? Is this anyone? For a bit?

Yeah. Does anybody do it? And there was no one around. Did her due diligence? Anyone at home? We said, cool. Now there's money in the bank. And she said, wow.

Isn't that amazing? And then she said, can you put half of the money into my account and half the money in my sister's account and you take this $50 bill? That's crazy. Did you then say, hey, you know what? You keep the whole 50.

We're given her 25 anyway. Did you reward her generosity? Damn. She's done like the third option in the like morality test where it's like give it as a gift to your loved ones. It doesn't give you like a good option. You don't get the good payoff in the moment, but at the end of the game

there's an extra cutscene where you get to see all of the lady characters naked that's the rule And isn't that what we're all hanging out for Isn't that what we're all hoping heaven is? Yeah Holy shit that's Tifa's breasts

Extended cutscene where you get to see all the female characters That's all it is Oh Princess Peach Gets kind of old after a couple of hours No idea This is eternity? This is eternity? You've seen Daisy's titties.

I've seen them. They weren't that good. Oh, who knows whether all of that stuff was actually worth $50,000? But maybe it was. Maybe it was the drip. We talk about stuff that's the drip in the dripping report. Ooh, I need to do that thing. Well, Lucy does, yeah.

That's correct. Lucy said she was going to. That's true. I say a lot of stuff. Yeah, you do. You're a fucking snake. I'm a snake. Snake behavior.

true. Now, can I describe a t-shirt to you guys, please? This is the worst idea for a segment. All right, it's got some text on it. I'm going to start reading the text from the bottom at the top and then back to the middle. Text at the bottom says five-time NBC World Series Champions. Underneath that,

it says 1968, 1979, 1985, 2020. NBC like the TV network? Yeah, I guess so. That must be the sponsor of the the World Series for this, which I think is amateur baseball, I think, not professional. In the middle, there is a sort of an icon of a guy who's holding a baseball that his head appears to be a baseball, he's smiling, he's wearing a cap, and around him is the text.

This is three words. First word, liberal. Second word, B, like a B, like B, Z, you know. Liberal B. E, and then the next one is J's, like the Blue J. I guess, like the bird, J-A-Y. Liberal BJs?

Liberal BJs? Liberal-B-Js. This is a shirt for the amateur baseball team based in liberal Kansas, the liberal BJs. The liberals. I'm so sure this was. Yeah. Now, you might be thinking,

oh, America has that thing where they'll put, like, novelty team names on for like three games or whatever. and they're always like funny or silly local references. That is not the case. This is not a novelty team name. This is not a one-off. They have been called this since 1955. They are named after Byron Bancroft Johnson

who created the American Baseball League. They're based in Liberal Kansas. They are the Liberal BJs. That is a beautiful shirt too. I've got one on the way currently. It's gorgeous. It's so nice. It's a little old as well.

There's a bit of distressing kind of around the edges. Like it looks a little timeless, despite the fact that it does have, you know, the years 2020s on there. It looks like it could be from any time. Logo is just beautiful, too. Maybe this is it was in the box of merch. Oh, $50,000 worth of Liberal BJ stuff.

Fuck. Because it goes hard. I'd buy this. It goes pretty hard, actually. A Liberal BJ is worth every penny. I've sent, like I've ordered one and I'm waiting to get an email that's like, no, we don't actually ship to Australia. because they're international shipping rates,

$8 US dollars to ship anywhere in the world. Oh, they're taking a loss on that. Yeah, that's how we're true. So if we want to make these guys go broke. But maybe they're kind of doing this as like an overseas kind of promotion deal, right? You kind of get that out there for under cost price. See people walking around in, you know, let's say Gatigal in Australia kind of deal. they got the liberal BJ shirts on.

People go, hey, what's that all about? And so, well, you know, it's actually about from this amateur baseball team. Liberal Kansas. Liberal Kansas America. Yeah, check it out. It's not a joke. It's not a joke.

It's not a joke. There's nothing funny about it. You wouldn't call a guy a liberal BJs? Ah, fuck off, you're liberal BJ. Hey, since it's the dripping report, do you guys like a, do you like my new shirt that came in the mail the other day? Hold on. It's, it is from silent.

of the lens, it is the view from the bottom of the hole of the little poodle of precious looking down the hole. That's really good. Which I got from an Instagram ad from a very fake looking website called dog is with you.com. I'm always getting these ads. And all of the images on that site are like memes of dogs and AI generated pictures of like a dash and with sunglasses on in a deck chair by a pool drinking a martini or a cosmo. you know, 100% that stuff

and then just one picture of the dog looking down the well from the silent of lamps. And I ordered it very ready for my money to disappear into a hole. But lo and behold, they sent it to me all the way from China. And I really like that if you don't know the movie,

it's just a little guy. It's kind of a cute dog. It's just a little poodle. And it's also a really evil image. You know? It's beautiful stuff. Can I hit you guys? with a quick sidebar, just thinking about AI, AI pictures.

I don't want this show to just become us complaining about AI. I just saw a really odd use of it this week that is kind of stuck with me. You guys know the band 28 Days? Yeah. Rip it up? Rip it up? Yeah, everybody rip it up. Yeah, that one.

Yeah. To become ripped up. It goes so hard. Done with you. Tony Hawk. I don't think 28 days was under Tony Hawk. Were they? Were they one of the Tony Vauxhall tracks?

Really? That'd be a huge get for the nation of Australia. That'd be a huge get for 28 days. Yeah. They are touring in Australia at the moment as like an anniversary tour of something or whatever. Jesus. And like their poster is the like the same dog shit AI generated poster that everyone is using for everything at the moment. It's like black background kind of 1950s distressed comic.

font you know what I'm talking about where it's like with the visible brushstrokes kind of jaunty angle yeah okay it's I think it's just like the default thing that one of them spits out if you're like concert poster or whatever I saw that I was like that's fucking lazy you guys probably could have just used like your album artwork or whatever knock something up canva who cares that's not the crazy part it's a little lazy of them but whatever they got aran gox uh Australian comedian Aaron Gox to open for them in Brisbane last night. And the way they announced it is by saying, we're officially partnering with Aaron Gox to open the show tonight, blah, blah, blah, blah,

with an AI generated picture of Arad Gox. Oh my God. That does not really look like him. Like, it's just like a kind of yassified Aaron Gox. Like, instead of just posting a photo of him, they've generated a photo of something that's not him with, the words 28 days just sort of awkwardly placed on stuff

in the room that he's in? 28 days are being too lazy. Like, what are we coming to? What are we doing? What are we doing? He's a very heavily photographed man due to his unique appearance. His incredible appearance. Do you think... Why? There's got to be like

whole subsets of people who just don't have whatever it is that allows you to recognize that sheen of like an AI generated thing. Well, I just don't care, right? They just go like, hey, this is kind of the thing that I wanted to imagine and now it's on paper and I can move on with the next thing.

I guess. Like not really like approaching it as a personal endeavour. Yeah. Yeah, I guess. Just finding it out to something so you don't have to feel guilty for if it doesn't. Yeah. In which case, why have the picture in the first place? Why have the picture?

He's just, you could have taken the famous photo of him from the cricket or whatever that went viral and be like, holy shit, we got this guy. And a bunch of people would be like, whoa! The guy from the cricket. That's the fucking guy from the cricket. Yeah. Cut it out. Like blow it up.

Kind of posterise it. Cut it out. And then like put it on tops of like a hot dog that he's riding through space or something. There's your poster. Fingo bingo. You know that when the bargain bin shirt, bargain shirt being at JJ's used to just be like really kind of low level photoshopps of like a cat in space or whatever. What happened to doing that?

What happened to having three layers of cut out images? stacked on top of each other in a form of digital collage. They've got layers in Microsoft Paint now. They got layers in paint. They got layers in paint. They got layers in paint.net, dude. Fucking get it together. I can use a Windows computer in 5,000 years.

Just fuck around on the computer for one hour. One hour, fuck around. Yeah. I'm not. I think most people are on Linux. Ah, hey. AI usage. At some point, it's no longer going to be.

stuff we should chat about because we've done it too much. But right now it's time for something that we should chat about. It's stuff we should chat about. All right, you guys know the movie the sixth, sixth sense. Yes. Shamilland, six cents.

Bruce Willis, Haley Joel Osmond. Tony Colette. Tony Collette. Tony Collette. Incredible performance. M-night in his traditional cameo. Yes. Yeah.

What's his cameo in six cents? Oh, that's something. Some bullshit. Movie facts with Andrew. I remember he's hiding in the pantry in signs. Yeah, I remember that one. He's the neighbor. He's in the car.

He killed his wife. The name's Ray in that movie, I want to say. He's a doctor. He's a doctor that they can't see. Oh, yeah. He's wearing a little app coat. Okay. What a film.

What a picture. Great, great movie. Yeah. Good run at the start there. Hey, that's a... Yeah. Got a hand it to... Where did the wheels fall off?

Was that Lady in the Water? Yes. Yeah. Because he got really mad at people saying, hey, your movies just like have a twist. He was so angry at critics that he invented a critic character to die at a horrible one. in the movie, Lady of the Water.

When you do that, that's like I'm not mad, like writ large, right? You start putting that in, you do your Michael Crichton, you know, your critic with the small penis being a paedophile in your book kind of deal. That's big time mad.

Yeah, we would never do that. You got mad. We would never talk shit about the people that have criticised us. So I've been thinking of the six cents. Haley Joel Olmott plays a little boy with a special power. Now that's special.

power is that he can see dead people and hear dead people. Now, as far as I'm concerned, that's the first and the second sense. Right? Yeah.

It's not like he's got another organ that's letting him sense. He's not like he's not picking them up by like their magnetic fields. He's not seeing radiation or something. He's choosing traditional senses. He's choosing to existing senses. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's an augmentation to the existing. The five senses are better with... Two of his sense. I think he can feel them as well, actually. That's three of them.

Because at what they grab him and he has bruises them. He could probably taste him if he tried. He could probably taste them. But, and even still, there's way more than five senses. Propriest. we know. That's right. Temperature. Yes.

I think you're just feeling that still? The other ones. Not they all. I think it's different. Temperature's not really a sense. No, no. They're different sensors. There's specific sensors for,

for, you know, for heat, for all sorts of stuff. Yep, there's heaps. There's heaps of them. Heaps more. Yeah. Check it out on Wikipedia. Your leisure.

Some crazy stuff on that website. Definitely check it out. What the rest of those senses are? I have no idea. We talk about things I have no idea about in I have no idea watch. Hunger. Hunger, is a sense.

Yeah. First is a sense. Correct. And the rest. It is. According to whom? What do you mean according to whom? Who's the arbiter of what is a sense?

Who's putting sensors on a list? This is bullshit. French ones. Scientific International or whatever the fuck is. Name a scientist. Name one scientist. Mary Cuey. Wow.

Oh, shit. I think you might be confusing sensors with sensations. No, I'm not. It sounds like you are. I'm not confusing. The sense is your ability to detect sensations. Yeah. Check out, we can be here.

It's all there. Is that one? Umami? No, that's part of taste. That's part of taste, I guess. This comes to us from WIBB and Buffalo. Buffalo biodiesel executive cited after Tesla found abandoned in Niagara Square. Buffalo biodiesel executive.

Yeah, you just sort of put them in a press. Yeah. Just sort of whatever the liquid comes out. Squish them down. Put it in your car. Buffalo Police cited an executive for Buffalo biodiesel with four traffic violations after allegedly abandoning an unlocked Tesla by Niagara Square near City Hall with a loaded handgun and a bottle of medication inside.

What's going to? Police said belong to a former narcotics chief for the Erie County Sheriff's Office. Cool. How eerie we talk him? I have bloody twin peaks all of a sudden over here. Buffalo Police, what's next to fucking cow firefighter? Wow, we're really

firing on all civil system. This is really good because you could do a hybrid of the Yeah. Police, police, police, police, police, police, police, police, police, and Buffalo, Buffalo, Buffalo, Buffalo, Buffalo, Buffalo, Buffalo, Buffalo, Buffalo, Buffalo, Police, Buffalo Police, Buffalo Police, police, or Buffalo.

Yeah. You're not dying, by the way. this. I mean, you are. Well, we're all not me personally. In a fight club sort of sense. I'll live forever. Nothing is static. Everything is evolving.

Everything is falling apart. Even the Mona Lisa. Thomas George Jr., the chief operating officer for Buffalo biodiesel, was ticketed for improper left turn on two-way road at the intersection of Chippewa Street and Delaware Avenue, failing to keep right at the intersection of West Huron and Delaware,

failing to stop at a stop side at Delaware and Niagara Square and leaving the seat of an accident that caused property damage. Okay. So he's just gone GTA mode all of a sudden. He's going all over the place. Yeah, he's done the right hand. So the first one, a left hand turn? Right hand turn?

Left hand turn. Yeah. Improper left turn. Which we know is the difficult one in America. Yes. We know these things. We know these things. George previously served as acting deputy supervisor and a police officer for the town of Evans

he remains a member of the town's board of assessment review. So he was a cop. This man was a cop before he was a chief operating officer for Buffalo Biodiesel and he's not the other cop that was mentioned in the first paragraph who was the former narcotics chief. Yeah, different guy. Who's he? I'm lost now. He introduced too many characters.

Two. We're two characters so far. Too many characters. I'm so confused. This is why I've never gone through like the first book. of a song of ice and fire. Yeah. Plus it's kind of bad.

Too many character. I'm so confused. This is the one reason Theo can't watch Jojo's bizarre adventure. Yeah. Getting a new guy every day, a new guy.

It's true. That and he's 40 something. And every new guy comes with another new guy. It's like he comes with a second guy. Yeah. And you get to find out about the second guy a bit later on in the episode.

And that guy's name is like cars or a Rio Speedwagon. I'm dubbing you guys with the like Peanuts Adot voice every time you talk about that. On Tuesday morning, Buffalo Police provided four summonses to News 4 investigates through a freedom of information law request, but they do not include any narrative about the shade of events. The police report released last month does not mention George.

Hey, do me a favor. Don't summons me. Please don't give me summons me. So keeping this in mind, the CEO is George. Is George. Okay. Who got summoned? George.

got summoned. To court? I guess. Yeah, that's usually where they're summoned to. Summins is like to outside this bar going like,

sort this out. Hey, Kitten, come here. Hey, can I summons you to get a beer later? Yeah.

You guys are usually summoncing each other to the scratch. What about a positive summons? Like issuing someone with a writ of summons for having like a nice cold beer? Posting up?

You got a summons to post up? Fuck, that's pretty good. I'm serving you with posting up papers. Yeah. Yeah. You got them. You got them. They're in your hands. You've been served. Knocking on my friend's door and throwing the summons for a beer through before he can shut it.

To be served, it's supposed to stop. The police report released last month does not, sorry, already said that, I think. Maybe. I don't know. I'm already confused. Neither Carl Morgan, George's attorney, nor George, returned to messages seeking comment. Buffalo biodiesel declined to comment other than to say George's innocent until proven guilty and remains employed. The Tesla is registered to Buffalo biodiesel. All right. You with me so far?

A company Tesla. Company Tesla. For a biodiesel company. Didn't say it. Didn't say. Okay. So probably not a cyber truck then because I think that would have been called out potentially. If you were a biodiesel company, wouldn't you want your company cars to be biodiesel cars? Yeah, why are you driving a Tesla, dude? Is that crazy?

Yeah. The police report released last month says, A federal court officer called 911 on May 19th to report a white male wearing a dark blue jacket and tan pants, exit the Tesla, and walk toward a silver or light blue sedan. Police confirmed the incident was captured on surveillance cameras but declined to release the footage, citing an ongoing investigation. It's changing vehicles to throw the police ratings. Get him off the trail. That's right. According to police records at 9.28 p.m., police found the unlocked 2022 Tesla with front end damage.

a loaded Glock in the trunk, a prescription medication bottle in the middle console, and a wallet with an Erie County Sheriff's Office badge. Hell yeah. That's a, that's, fuck, that is world building. It's missing. Story going on here. Yeah.

And the badge is haunted? Holy shit. Tell me more. Police said the items belonged to the embattled former chief of the Sheriff's Office Narcotics Division, DJ Granville, who was charged with unsafe storage. of a gun, Mr. Beano. All right, so our two characters are

former cop Buffalo Biodiesel Chief Something Officer George. George, yeah. And D.J. It battled Eerie County. It battled former Erie County Sheriff Chief, DJ Granville. All right?

The company's litigation council said last month that the Tesla was assigned to Granville who said he was not driving the vehicle. So George was in the car, but it's Granville's car. It's Granville's car. Does Granville work for Buffalo? Okay. I don't believe he works for Buffalo biodiesel. And he's embattled.

He's embattled. He wasn't in the car, but his stuff was in the car. Yeah. And the police won't tell us that George is embattled yet. They won't even, like, say his name. They should say he's embattled. He's not battled. He feels embattled to me currently. He's embattled now, currently.

Stink of someone who's embattled. If you weren't embattled before, you're embattled now. Granville retired earlier this year after he pleaded guilty to reckless driving and leaving the scene of an accident on Buffalo's West Side in April 2024. This is a different leaving the scene of an accident. Different guy. I think they might have like the, I think this might be a doppelganger sort of situation going on. Oh.

I mean, we said it was eerie. Southland Tales. Yeah. I think this might be a Southland Tales situation. or maybe like a episode one situation. Padmey and... Coveme and... Roseburn?

No, it's... Kira Knightley. It's Kira Knightley. What's the name of the handmaid and that's not Panme? Uh, yeah. And how can she doesn't... She should get more time doing stuff. We should kind of get to know her because of the very important role she plays

being the double for Padmei Anna. Am... Admit. Are you suggesting that... George Lucas might not have put together a well kind of structured story then. I would never. I just want to be clear that Roseburn does play one of the handmaid. She's a handmaid.

She's a handmade, but she's not sorbet. Saubes. Saubes. Saubes. Saubes. Sao maid, but not sorbade. My trusted competitor. Always the handmaid, never the soorpe.

What are we doing? We're just saying sentences that entertain us. That's what podcasting is. I'm confused by this story. Yeah, so we're almost at the end. Granville caused more than $70,000 in damages to seven parked vehicles while driving the wrong way on a one-way street in a county-owned truck. Wrong way.

This guy loves being in car. Well, no, I guess because he wasn't in the first car. Strike that. Strike that from the record. Connors said at Granville's, sentencing last year that Granville was prescribed medicine for work-related stress, which played a role in the crashes. Medicine.

Yeah. Medicine. We do. I've just been taking my medicine, brother. Yeah. According to records released by the city, Granville was taken to a local hotel before investigators arrived at the behest of his sister-in-law, who was at the time a Buffalo police lieutenant police did not administer sobriety tests.

That's so cool. Like, just helping your friends out. You just help your cops out. Cops out. Cops help former cops out. Help people out. The incident was kept secret by both the Buffalo Police Department and the Erie County Sheriff's Office for a year before it was made public by two local reporters. Former City Police Commissioner later described the incident as a quote, cover up according to a recorded interview with an internal affairs manager.

Everything sounds bad if you put scare quotes around it. And so I read a little bit more about this trying to figure out what the fuck was going on. And apparently they had brought in Granville as like. a consultant at Buffalo Bio Diesel because they were having some like internal security issues or something. Oh, he's got to work on security. Okay. So they've bought in a disgraced former cop who has been using a company car, left his badge, his gun, and his medication in there. And then another guy, also a former cop, was in the car, seemingly drunk, crashed it, left the car, got to

to another car, I'd got away from it. It's the car that makes you DUI. I think that's exactly what it is. That's so eerie, dude. That is eerie. How many bits of media do you reckon are out there that are called Erie Cowdy with Two E's? So many.

Like a million. It's got to be, right? It's a popular map for the game, Project Zomboid. Oh, okay. Project Zonboid. I know Demi fucking loves Project Zonboid. People like to play Project Zonboid for like six. years at a time.

Yeah. I just always die. Like you're shooting zombies and stuff. It's very laborious. You're like, man, I need some food. And then you lose power and then you can't heat up your tin of whatever. And then you die because you made yourself sick and you got diarrhea or whatever. Someone's going to email us a mod list or something to say, actually, you know.

If you install 500 quality of life mods, it actually makes the game really playable. Well, guess what? Installing all of those mods would reduce the quality. of my actual life. Yeah. Oh, sorry, one other thing that I read about this completely impossible to interpret story is that the reason the guy who was former chief of the sheriff's office or whatever still has his badge is that if you are there for long enough, you get to keep your badge after

you leave. I think it was like 13 years or something maybe. I don't think we should give disgraced former cops badges because I feel like they should be able to keep your badge. That seems very serious. I also don't think he should have a loaded clock just bouncing around in the trunk either. Yeah, obviously, a car that's not his. Yeah.

Yeah. Seems bad. But hey, not everybody makes good decisions when they're driving. We're going to talk about some bad driving decisions in Judge Watch. It comes to us from W-O-O-D in Michigan. Wood? No, I don't think so. Lood.

Oud. Video shows another Michigan judge's arrest for super drunk driving. Super drunk. Super drug. Super drug. We don't, this is not a bit of language that I've ever heard used in Australia, but I have seen it a couple of times in news from the United States. This is a legal term?

The graph didn't fit my data on it sort of to zoom out. If you think there's like a healthy level of drug driving as a nation, you need to invent a term for drug driving that's definitely bad. I mean, you get there. There's worse punishments if you're on, if you're like a very high level of, like your blood alcohol is like crazy high, right? I just, I feel like we're not calling it super drunk. That kind of seems to cheapen it and making it more silly.

Honestly, then you get a little, I mean, yes, the fines are bigger. But the respect is also bigger as well. There is like a low key element of like, traditional media here loves reporting on someone blowing like a really high value. 100, 100%. And it's like, it's like, it's like, six. 60% you know, all naughty, naughty and 40%

Oh, but... Pretty impressive. Pretty high numbers. He was driving the car with that. The language is always like, managed to, like, manage to drive 15 kilometres home with a blood alcohol reading of like 0.260 and you're like, fuck, that's...

Yeah, that's pretty good. That's crazy. Yeah, I was adjusting to some new meds and I couldn't even fold my clothes. I just lay on the ground. New video release. released by the Sterling Heights Police Department shows a Macom County judge getting

arrested and eventually charged with quote super drunk driving. Hell yeah. Was he screaming like, do you know who I am? I mean, I'm the judge jury and executioner. I am Judge Judy. Do you know who I am? WDIV TV posted a clip of the video on Monday.

The arrest happened around 11.30pm on March 25th. Investigators said Judge John Chmura of Warren's 37 7th District Court rear-ended a public bus. Two people on the bus were treated on the scene for minor injuries. In the video, Chmura quickly told officers that he is a judge. Yeah.

I'm a judge. I'm a judge. I'm a judge. Hey, boys. I'll judge who's a judge around here. I'm a judge. Open container in one hand, banging the gavel on his dashboard with the other hand. Obviously putting the wig on.

Objection. Of course. Yeah, I'm basically like all the stuff on the TV with the judges, so you know what it is. Please let me go. I am a judge. According to the Detroit news, Chimura had recently left a fundraiser for another judge running for office.

When asked how much he had to drink, he said, I don't know, evidently too much. Oh, don't say that. Don't say that one. As your lawyer, judge, I'm telling you, don't say I had too much to drink at the scene of the crime. I like when you kind of like, I don't know if you guys have ever been in a situation

where maybe you're too high, you're too drunk and you're trying to overcompensate by acting normal and it makes you talk in a weirdly formal way. Oh, hello. Hello, yes, I would like to purchase a paddle pop. One of your finest domino's pizzas. Is the ham Italian? Does the ham match the drape?

I'd say evidently too much It just feels a little like putting on airs Evidently too much I'm Oscar Wilde I just crashed into a bus You might think that he's incriminating himself with that But in his defence He is intoxicated

And may not be talking the truth That's true I've played the fifth for my client or whatever Yeah Should be inadmissible if you're drunk I think Yeah Yes Yes

Or if you're tired, I think. The world should look after you. Yeah. If you're drunk behind. Yes. There should be like a badge you can put on. It's just like, I'm fucked up. And if people see you, they go, hey, hey, hey, whoa, it's okay.

A little separate roadway where everyone's driving a little like a little pool bubble, like the inflatables around your car. Yes. Just bouncing off each other, having a good time. I think they put you on the, if they see that you've had a little too much, they pull the big lever and you know at the bowling alley when they pop the bumpers up?

Yes. Yeah. Put the bumpers up on the highway. This guy's super drunk. Bumpers up the life bumpers. Right? Life bumpers. Yes.

Have you guys, we've spoken about before, I think it's either a Renault or Citrin the car that has the soft padding. This is what I was thinking about when I was talking about. It's just such a, imagine buying the Cowards car.

Imagine just saying I am going to crash into something. And soon. I'm going to get the car where that doesn't matter. No, no, no. It's not about you crashing. It's about other people opening their doors into your beautiful Citrient. And you can't get very difficult to get it serviced because you're in Australia.

And it's a French car. Yes. So why not put little rubber walls on your doors or whatever, right? It just feels like admitting defeat. But I guess in a way it is also acknowledging sort of the impermanence of life and things. Yeah. I just think it's being realistic. Yeah.

Anticipate decay. Yeah. Anticipate distraction. Nothing is static. Yeah. Everything is evolving. If you come in to everything with low expectations, you'll always be delighted. That's what I'm saying.

Yes. If you microwave your underwear before you put it on, it's kind of warm. It's nice and toasty. In winter, little treat you can just do it for yourself. It's true that microwaves would warm up stuff you put in there. Probably. Is it? As they are wanted to do.

I don't know. Like it might melt my underpants. What I'm kind of, you know, I'm suspicious of this. What kind of materials are you putting on your body? We have to stress, do not microwave your chastity belts, folks. Yeah. Don't microwave your cockcage. You'll get real hot.

You'll burn yourself. Yeah. Wouldn't that be horrible? Oh, wouldn't that be awful? Oh, little burns on my penis. Actually, I may be in the minority here. I don't want my genitals burn. Yeah, well, a lot of our listeners do want your genitals.

And some of us don't have a choice. Mistress has declared it to be so. Yeah. Chimura initially told the officers he did not want to do any sobriety tests, but eventually related and struggled with them. Yeah. Man. I wonder if there's any relationship between those two things.

Yeah. Still funny that you have to do like a little kind of jeopardy test or whatever when you... Yeah. hilarious. Hand-eye coordination. Alphabet. There's like simply there's technology for it that kind of just like takes care of that for you. It's it's beautiful.

It's like a little ritual you have. I think it is like it's a lot of the, I mean, I'm sure you can debate a lot of the stuff around this. But the reason they have a bunch of these is just because there are some goodish protections from the powers of the state in America. Obviously that are just abused and neglected. But the fact that it results in a hilariously childish ritual, pretty good. And it also accounts for those of us who are actually really good under the influence of alcohol. Yeah, who can just kind of hang. Who can actually hang.

Like I might be blown a 0.06 on the thing, but I'm cool. Yeah, I'm actually cool. No one actually knows that I'm drunk at all. Like I'm going to do the backwards alphabet, no problem, doing that in my sleep. I think there's just so many people that can't do the alphabet backwards sober that it seems like a crazy test. It's an absolutely crazy thing to do. about how you react to the tests. It's like a capture.

It's not actually that you've filled it in. It's how you filled it in. You do have to fill it in, right? Life's about how you fill it in. Not how long it is. Am I right? Yes. Some places, some venues have a...

Some venues have like a... On the premise breathalyzer. You can't be doing that. Strength tester. It's a high school. Yeah. I haven't done that since university. Watch this shit.

You are wired up your pop. pie armed. Instead, when you get to the door, they get you to walk in a straight line over to the pool table and see if you can sink a shot in like a relaxed manner. Yeah. And if you get a couple in a row. Say it. Tell me now. Your bigs or smalls.

You're bigs or smalls. We've been playing for 20 minutes. Are you bigs or smalls? Are you bigs or smalls? Are you winning? Are you winning right now? And then they say, he's in the zone. Let him go. Give him his keys. Oh shit, he is smalls. Fuck. Let him go. It's very important that we let him get out of here before he's out of the zone again. Because that It happens quickly. It happens in a blink of an eye.

He put the ball in, but he also sunk the white. And that's basically where exactly where you need to be to drive, I think. We don't have to start putting fucking disclaimers. Drink driving is not cool. It's not cool. We don't. It's fun. We don't believe it. We're saying the opposite thing because it's funny to us.

Sometimes we say the opposite of what we mean to draw attention to a larger issue. Yeah. Which is... Hold a mirror up to you, perhaps. Yeah. Yeah, but the mirror, it's a fun house mirror. Sorry about that. Did you guys see that the racist lady who did the,

she did racist videos where she was like, I'm a white person. Transitioning. Yeah, very funny. Hold on, hold on. A racist Australian? Hard to believe. Not funny either.

Yeah, like really desperately not funny. So she did a, she got fired from a job, all that jazz. She did the usual thing of posting a go fund me for herself. But on. Yeah. I can't remember. it's fucking called but it's like the Christian one so the buttons are like donate

share and pray I don't know how you're digitally sending your prayers or whatever but anyway so she did that and within like 48 hours it was up to 30 grand so she she got 30 grand because she made an insanely racist video and then there were repercussions and now she's getting paid $30,000 for being unfunny and racist which is just kind of like You know, makes a mockery of what we do. Yeah, we get paid like about that much and we're unfunny and not racist. Yes. So we should get more than her.

That's what I'm saying. The point of what I'm saying is we should get paid more than that woman for not being racist. And if we don't, who don't want to have next? Rent's Jew? Tamira made several mistakes while counting backwards and when told to recite the alphabet from C to N, he had to start over several times and could not recall what letter came after I Hey, maybe he's dyslexic

I don't fucking think I've ever been that drunk I J, yeah okay, okay, alright Yes, correct You just sing a little song in your head Asking the cop if I can borrow his notepad for a second I just got to get it down I got to get it down

I have visual memory It's gone, it's gone after I think of it CD CD What of the responding officers noted of the report that Chimura was visibly impaired, smelled of alcohol and was unsteady on his feet. After initially refusing a preliminary breath test,

Chmura blew a 0.16, twice the legal limit. Yep. And in Australia, that would actually be over three times the legal limit because we do things a little differently over here. Investigators test his blood later at a hospital

which showed a level of 0.19. Oh shit, I've never considered it that could go up. It goes up, dude. Because breath tests, not that reliable, it turns out. Yeah. He's not the only Michigan judge to face criminal charge for super drunk driving. Super drunk. Last October, federal judge Thomas Ludington was arrested in Emmett County for driving while intoxicated.

He registered a 0.27 blood alcohol level. Oh, my God. That's horrible. That's insane. You were driving with that? If we published that in an Australian newspaper, you have to admit. You got to admit. You kind of got to like, how do you even get the keys in the ignition?

Keyless ignition for sure. Gotta be because I'm not. Surely. You're really drunk and you can't get your keys in your door? Like when you're that level of fucked up. How are you driving? How are you driving, dude? Very carefully.

And you're like, oh, maybe I'll just sleep here for a little bit. I don't even have a stoop. Under the stars. It's beautiful. You don't realize how beautiful. You don't ever take the time to look up at the sky. Yeah, but then you do. and all the stars are going,

oh. Yeah. I close my eyes first. I go, cut my eyes first. Now, Ben, are you going to give us

a definition of super drunk? I don't have one. Did you look one up? I did. That's when you are operating a motor vehicle with a blood alcohol content of 0.17 or higher.

Super drunk. So it's basically you are so drunk that you are liable to destroy an orphanage, kind of. Is that the legal definition? This is, yeah,

this is sort of like, you know, there's dangerous driving and then there is, you know, I guess you're going to like take out the first white pole you see. I wonder if there's higher levels. Like, is there ultra drunk? Oh, ultra drunk.

Is there master drunk? Master drunk. Fuck, this is. Ghost drunk. You know? So you're blowing an S tier. Yeah. I just keep hearing.

Long Island iced tea and then a wine followed by a beer? Well, that is a combo, sir. Times your score by three. We've automatically bumped you up a ranking. You are now forbidden drunk. Oh, dark drunk? Hey, I think this was definitely an episode of the podcast, Butta Vista. We have a live show in exactly six days from now.

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We put it out there and then we see some sort of, you know, you get online comments and stuff, but to see people's faces and be like, oh, wow, people are listening to this and they're real. They think this is funny. That's crazy. Yeah. They're listening to this on purpose. Repeated. They're coming up to the stage trying to get like mop up some of our blood.

They're not even all our kids. guys. I had some stone cold hoties out there. God damn. Cannot wait to see you. Also, we have another exciting announcement. Oh. We got a new website.

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