Boonta Vista - EPISODE 451: A Softer Crystal That Has RealFeel Technology

Episode Date: June 27, 2026

Lucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The powerful true story of a big egg that could change the world with vibrational healing, and the secrets of Shakespeare it's helping to unlock. *** Outro: Find the Hidden - Vinyl Williams *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [e-mail]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Welcome to Buntavista episode 451. Here you are at the first annual Renfair Perverts Corner for Ironic Punishments. My name is Lucy. I'm here dressed as an elf wench in a corset or fucking whatever. Don't give that to them. Slapping guys in the face and spitting beer into their mouths. Don't give that to them. Oh, oh.

Hold on. Sorry. Your ticket looks like you're just in the entrance just over here, just to the left. Yeah, you see the stand over there with all the other podcast listeners just there? Yeah, yeah, yeah, the freaks and losers there. Yeah, okay. All right, have a good day. Have a good day.

Nice to meet you. Welcome, traveler. Come and venture up to the bench and try your luck ordering a beer from wet Ben. Strange, a strange druidic being who is somehow incredibly hairy and incredibly slimy at the same time. He sits atop his throne of warped timber and empty IP. cans, slick with a mysterious sheen that scholars have spent centuries trying to prove is not piss. Wet Ben possesses a delightful array of dark ails and other wares, but if you wish to

sup upon the goblet of West Coast IPA, Wet Ben must be amused. Listener beware, many have tried and failed to amuse Wet Ben. So you can don your gestures apparel, but should Wet Ben find your offering lacking, He will hand you a middling lager and whisperer, I'm going to fucking kill you, kind. I'll fucking kill you. You've always wanted to riff with your favorite podcasters. Perhaps you will.

But Wet Ben's sense of humor is arcane and completely unknowable. A joke that wins his favor one day may well find you cast into the piss trenches the next. Wet Ben, does this little freak here today delight or revulse you? Revolse? Revolse. Yeah, okay. I just got to let that slide. You know what?

It is piss, but no one else has ever made me do this. So, like, shouldn't you be focusing on the fact that you're the one that made the piss coming? You're the one who's going to making a big deal. It's already starting bad. It's not a good... I mean, you started it. Don't act like the thing that I added is the bad start. I didn't talk about...

All right, okay. If it so takes your fancy, venture onward to the stocks of St. Andrew, where Andrew the jailer shall clap your wrists and ankles in sturdy timber restraints, and then for as long as you can take it. Describe films he's seen to you in exhaustive detail. St. Andrew possesses total recall of every film he has ever seen. Should you ask whether the film is good or not? St. Andrew cannot answer.

Should you inquire the name of an actor? St. Andrew cannot answer. He will simply list eight other films the same actor was in. If you choose to interrupt St. Andrew's telling, his screed shall begin anew. Should you repeatedly interrupt the telling, St. Andrew will cut off your hands. None have yet reached the end of the full telling,

but the prophecy speaks of one who can endure. Could it be you? Could it be you? Who wants to know about the 1984 movie Streets of Fire? Oh, hell yeah, dude. Willem Defoe. Willem de Fo. Oh, St. Andrew, please.

tell. Oh, a Walter Hill joint. And of course, we all remember all the other movies Walter Hill made. The Warriors. The Driver. The Driver. Holy fuck the driver. What a movie.

Oh, Southern Comfort? Southern Comfort. You have some Powers Booth in there? Oh, Powers. Brian James. From Tombstone? From Panthers. Cosmetoss's Tombstone?

Wait, how is it his dad? No, it's his dad. George P. Cosmetus. George P. Cosmeton. Yes. But Pannos Cosmetos was his son who made Mandy with Nicholas Cage. Papanos was either the, I think he was an assistant director or a camera operator on that movie. And he used the residuals from Tombstone to make Beyond the Black Rainbow.

Black Rainbow. Yes. That's right. Streets of Fire also has Rick Moranis in it. You may be the one from the prophecy. Well, I got wet Ben here. I can just cut your hands off. Oh, he's wet.

Oh, he's wet. Oh, he's wet. He's wet and he loves to talk about movies with me. Don't do the Charles Darwin voice. That's Joshua. I'm going to be slipping into it all day. It's got Amy Madigan in it, you know? And if you want to find out about the Charles Darwin voice, please subscribe to the bonus episodes.

It's going to come up again. Honestly, pause this. Subscribe. Like, just give it a good. Go back. Go back. You've got to want to know. Most recent bonus.

There's some crucial law there. Yeah. We really, what do you find from improv but truth? And we found a crucial truth in the previous episode that we now, that truth informs our comedy in this. And this is how some people genuinely feel about improv and comedy. This is underpins their entire life. UCB, Second City, the Harold.

Things of that nature. Yeah. Comedy Bang Bang. Don't say that. I love comedy. I don't know. I love Comedy Bang Bang so much. What a perfect podcast and a very good TV show.

You might describe it as a good egg. I guess. We talk about big, beautiful eggs in big egg. What's big and small at the same time? Big egg, big egg, big egg, big egg, big egg, big egg, big egg, big egg, big egg, big egg. Big egg, big, egg, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big. Oh, big. I want a big egg, for breakfast eat something the size of my head.

Hop out of bed, toast up a whole loaf of bread. Morning for a week, cause I'm gonna stay fed. Big egg this morning, frying it up while I'm yawning, realization is dawning. Egg is too big, don't own a pot, it will fit, egg white all over my shit. Crack in a pan that blots out the whole sun, cook up an omelet that must weigh a ton.

Flip it and serve it and eat, I deserve it. Big egg means my day. This was sent into us by the listener, Bob in Indiana. It's crazy about America is that 50% of the people of the United States are called Bob and are from Indiana. And they're from Indiana. It's crazy. It could be anyone. He did give us a little, a spiel sort of introducing what he sent us.

But I think it's better if you kind of get this as a cold, cold egg. Nothing wrong with a cold egg. I want to introduce you the idea of the harmonic egg. Now, one of the first things you'll see on the harmonic egg website is this diagram, which I will relate to you with words. Egg plus sound slash vibration plus. Hold on. There's a pictogram accompanying each of these. Sorry, it's the text egg plus a picture of a shape that we all recognize as a sort of fat bottom ovalid characteristic of the egg.

Classic egg. Yes. plus now there's the Wi-Fi symbol on its side plus hug yes the hug symbol is the it looks like a wedding ring really it's a ring with a break in it for a single dot like an old-fashioned nipple ring

yeah I feel like they're all bars now they're all bars these days of your nipple rings are all bars these days remember all the nipple rings you saw in your childhood it looks like one of them ever noticed that now when you go to a cafe, the bra-less Zuma barista has a visible bar

instead of a visible ring. Yeah, it used to look like a door knocker on an old Victorian house, and now it's a bar going straight through. Fuck. Honestly, if you haven't subscribed to the bonus episodes, we need you to listen to this as a continuity of the previous episode.

This is a continuity of the same night. Because if this comes into you as a fresh energy, Bad. This is not good. This is like morning in it. Morning commute energy, no good. This needs to be like a one-two, one-two punch. This can't be a Monday morning.

Listen, what are you on the tram? You're on the 86? Maybe it's not okay if you're on the tram. But if it's your 10-15 post-coffee, 35 minutes sit on the toilet. Perfect time. Perfect. Good toilet listening. Yeah.

And you end up jacking off because all the nipple talk. You can't go from a shirt. shit straight into a jack off. That's very disrespectful to the toilet. That's nasty. And you're come. And you're come. That move has a very high skill level.

That's true. Disrespectful to the cum to put it into a toilet that you've just shit in. This is the worst podcast in the history of, and I've listened to some really fucking bad podcasts. I've listened to some dope shit. I've listened to some pure ass. Two guys who don't have. podcasting microphones who said,

hey, let's just record our chats and they hung out on a Friday night. After a couple of Schlitzers, that's better than what that was. Egg plus sound slash vibration plus hug equals harmonic egg. Couldn't be clearer. Yeah, I think we all understand the maths

that underpins that. I understand this. Now, this is from the front page of the harmonic egg website. The harmonic egg All caps, registered trademark symbol, is an integrative therapeutic modality that combines the principles of bioresonance with the structural precision of sacred geometry. 3D printer mandala onto that boy and you got yourself a customer. Yeah, dude.

Desired to promote physiological alignment and support the body's innate ability to heal. It utilizes precisely calibrated sound frequencies, chromotherapy, and geometric. resonance. Oh. Can I look, you know what, I'll let you finish the first paragraph

before I ask the question that I think is on everyone's lips. Is it the obvious question? Is this a pussy egg? Yeah, what hole does the egg go in? The obvious question is are we putting the egg in a hole, I think.

Lucy, obviously, you and me are on the same page here, Lucy. Yeah. I guess I never asked that. You're talking about vibrating egg. Yeah. You are just a simple, country boy raised on the seven seas.

It could be an egg that you put your glands into, like a tanga egg. No, get out of here. You could put your glands into the egg, yeah. You can fuck a tanga egg, but no one's calling that like chromotherapy. I want a fucking, like, divine feminine tanga egg. I want a tanga egg that I can excite my penis to ejaculation, but also align my chakras and shit from. Where's that?

Where is the sacred, divine, masculine, divine. feminine sacred geometry shit for male sex toys. Women can get like crystal dildos and stuff. For male sex toys. Finally! Copyright 2026. I'm kind of joking, but at the same time,

I mean it. Because women are getting like crystal dildos. You get the crystal dildos where like you're having the divine sexual experience where you're opening yourself up to the universe. You get the jade egg that you can hold in your yoni for the afternoon. You know, I think the problem, Ben. What are you proposing?

The problem is self-evident. I don't know. Right? The problem is self-evident. The fuckable crystal. The various crystal like, Oh, I can put it in my ass. The plugs and the jade eggs and all the things of that nature.

You can put one in them in and kind of go about your business for the afternoon. But if I were to make something that like was affixed around your penis, you can't put your ruggers back on and go down to the bar. That's true. You know? It doesn't have to remain there. Once your chakras are aligned, right? It's kind of, won't the chakras be aligned once I've...

It's got to be inside you and, you know, most women have more space than me. You need a retrieval point, so the eggs are out. You can't insert the eggs anally because that's gone forever until you go to hospital and you end up on those lists they publish every year. That seems very invasive. Maybe like a flared base. Dildo, I guess I could kind of integrate my chakras and my crystal healing with one of those. But I want something...

But what about the... I'm not saying that the penis is inherently masculine, but I'm thinking like a... Instead of an inwards force of the yoni, an outward's force of the penis, that integrates with a crystal healing paradigm. And what would that look like? You know how there's court reporters? The opposite of a penis. You know how there's court reporters who like putting the paper that?

this person got booked for a DUI. I think the one journalist who's like hanging around emergency rooms every night and just running a column of stories about disappeared egg into B. McClay's anus this Saturday.

Pleasureably realign his chakras and he lost the egg permanently. Oh, it wasn't a sex thing. I was just kind of trying to realign my chakras. But it's also a sex thing. This is, I want to be able to integrate the two ideas. Trying to meet my divine feminine. Right? Why doesn't this exist? Or does it? I haven't looked into it at all.

It might. But it's not like they have like a crystal fleshlight that's like if you charge this under the moon and then you fuck it that you're connecting with some divine power. I mean, I guess that's because of the texture of a crystal, right? That is the big problem. I think that's the big problem that no one has yet solved. I'm going to challenge you here though, Ben and say. This is a rigorous, robust. podcast for ideas.

So that makes sense. Yeah. And I think that if, kind of Socratic dialogue, if you will, I think that if you haven't Sting style, been at least practicing tantric sex on the regular, breaking out a book, maybe the Kama Sutra,

then I don't know what any, I don't know what any superfluous equipment is doing for you. You know, you got to be in the mindset. Yeah, but I want. You've got to be, like, developing a daily practice before you say, now I need to add some specialist equipment to this. No, but the specialist equipment is the thing. Like, I think it's nice that if you're, you know, if you have a pussy and you're in contact with the divine feminine,

and you have like a drawer you can open that has all your incense and your witchy crystals and shit in there. And you've got the crystal dildo and the eggs. Is this what your picture women have got? I'm opening my drawer full of crystals and yoni eggs. You're so close to being this woman. You were like one bad decision away from getting into witchy shit. Oh, I was into witchy shit. You're going to fucking relapse if one guy is like, I'm sorry, I can't get on board with your whole deal.

You're like, fuck, I need witch powers. One break up away from putting on us Steve Halpern album before you open that drawer. Zodiac sweet and opening the job. draw? I'm not saying that's what all women have. I'm saying that's what I want for me. I'm not saying that's what all women have. I am saying that's what all women want. Can you

can you just, can you sun your glands? That's not the same. That's for fucking like Joe Rogan type guys. That's what's his name. Pete the baby killer guy. That's what those guys are doing. They're really upsetting guy with the shaved head and the beard on

Instagram. The pants guy? The guy that drinks his purse? Yeah, the guy's like, I've been pissing. I've been slapping nuts with my homies. We've all been sunning our taints. I don't want that. That's tied up in toxic masculinity. I want divine masculinity. What is the divine masculine? It's the crystal pocket pussy with a bunch of

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. Learn to like it. Oh, this hurts. Learn to like it. It doesn't feel that divine. Oh. Do we have a soft material that can chattel and like hold the divine? Like a soft crystal that has real field technology.

Unfortunately, we have to go back to the years of fucking a peat bog, I think. Oh, that's the only choice. That's the main one that we have in nature. Fucking a peat bog. Got to go fucking Tasmania just to get my like chakras aligned at the full moon to find a peat bog. That's why the whiskey's so good, you know?

Yeah, because it's time. What's that? All those guys fucking the peat bog. You know what? I'm going to do some research and then we'll bring this back on the next part of this episode. Because there's got... This whiskey tastes yeasty. What's going on there?

Someone must have thought about this. There's got to be... I don't know if you know this, but gay dudes are into witchcrafted shit. They got to be doing something. They've got to be putting their dicks into something. I don't know. Tell me what you put your dicks into it.

Very long, very detailed emails. We're going to get an email about this. Mailbag at point to vista.com. Please remember that the emails come to me too. I want witchy, woo-woo shit. People with penises that are doing sacred, sexual divine acts with materials

they bought online at a reasonable price. What are you putting it in? It can't be made of crystal. But there's got to be something. There's no way. This synergistic environment encourages deep relaxation,

autonomic nervous system regulation and cellular coherence all within a reproducible, non-invasive, acoustically and geometrically optimized chamber. Do you say acoustically? Maybe.

This MF said acoustically. Could have. The harmonic egg blends sacred geometry, color therapy, and vibrational sound into a deeply immersive, customized wellness experience. Oh. Its unique, resonant chamber is designed

to amplify healing frequencies in a consistent 3D auditory environment supporting nervous system regulation, energetic alignment, and conscious transformation, all without physical touch or invasive methods. I'm not putting out my eyes. To remind myself that this doesn't go in a hole.

It doesn't go in a hole. Why is it egg shaped? Why are you making such a big deal of telling me that it radiates all of these positive things outwards in 360 degrees if I'm not going to put it as close to the center of my body as I can get? Where do I put it? Sounds great. Where do I shove it? Which hole?

I'm ready. All of them are relaxed. At a talk about this, you know, you've just asked whether or not you shove it up your ass. Any other questions? Ham, straight up. Which hole? Which hole? Just point.

If you don't want to say it, just point to a hole and I'll put the air in it. Just gesture towards it and I'll try all the ones that fall within that sort of group. In that zone. Everything within six feet of that hole, I'll try. That includes other people. Our mission is to empower a community of heart-centered entrepreneurs. What? Egg guardians, who have this patented technology to elevate well-being,

whether it's a compliment to traditional care or a holistic alternative. The egg guardians. Egg guardians of Gahul, am I right? That is the first thing that occurred to me, which is so fucked. Oh, now I'm confusing myself. Doesn't have a second subtitle with owls in it? Yeah. The Guardian

The epistrophe in it The owls of Not Gahul It's something else Oh my God Sorry the book is called Guardians of Gahul The movie is named

Legend of the Guardianses Colons The Owls of Gahoole 2010 Not the first time We've talked about The Ows of Gahoul I've watched it before

I watched it with A friend of the show how no, probably 10 years ago because she at the time was a big fan of the movie and might still well be. May well still might be. I'm just looking at the cast list of the voices here. We got Hugo Weaving.

We got David Wenham. We have listed the voice cast. I want to be able to the last 12 months. Imagine Joel Edgerton voicing an owl. That'd be crazy, though. Probably not going to watch the movie. Sam Neal.

It's a great cast. Definitely got some Screen Australia funding of some kind, for sure. Barry Otto. Shine. You were still at the Renfair, just to be clear. He's off. Quote, We are slowed down sound and light waves.

Our bodies are the instruments through which our souls play their music. Albert Einstein. I don't think mine is. I don't think he said that. Do you think he was talking about eggs? I don't think Albert Einstein, fucking said that. I think he said that. You all think Albert Einstein fucked with eggs.

Do you think Albert Einstein liked a tanga egg? Oh, if you gave him one, obviously, you would. I fuck the same tanga egg every day, so I don't have to think about what I'm going to fuck. Do you realize it was... We should have done this a reverse order. We should have done the main episode first. This is no good. This is the main feed.

This is no good. We should never record two back-to-back ever again. Thank you. We are the original pod. The band? They capitalized it. Paid on delivery? Is that what the ND stands for?

I think so. Yeah. Payment on delivery? Payment on delivery. Sorry, payable on death. Yeah. Sorry. Yeah.

Okay. Cool. Now, you guys are obviously wondering how the egg works. I was. Let me explain. No, I think I get the picture of work, guys. This is got to be the whole fucking episode. The egg uses sound, color and light to create high frequency immersive egg experiences for its users.

Don't. You can't ask me to invest money in this and call it an egg experience. They do it so many times. Is it serious or not? Is it a fucking joke? The only egg experience I care about is fucking my tigger egg when I'm on a work holiday and I'm staying at a hotel workday. You can't complain about what we're talking about.

Keep talking about fucking a tag egg. I don't want to come in the toilet. It's disrespectful. I want to come inside the Tenga egg and then wash it out in the sink of a hotel. Oh, boy. Using frequencies and vibration emanating from consciously curated music pieces and custom color selections with a wooden egg-shaped resonant chamber. The chamber is designed in a dodecagon shape.

It incorporates Tesla mathematics, sacred geometry, and the golden mean ratio within its construction. In what way? Well, while we're climbing in a zero gravity chair within the egg, a person is enveloped in sound waves and the selection of music and colored light is based on your own intention for your wellness journey. As energy vibration builds within the chamber,

it connects with the user's autonomic nervous system to allow the natural healing, the mind, body and spirit. Understanding the mechanics of this energy healing marvel involves delving into the realms of sound, color, light and frequency. Wait, you go within the egg? You're within the egg.

You're within the egg. It's kind of the opposite of the eggs you're used to. You go inside the egg. You go inside the egg instead of the egg. For once? Wow. For once. In Soviet Russia, you go inside.

The egg has an anus and I'm going in it? The egg is going to the hospital to have me retrieved. Big egg-shaped doctor. It happens all the time. It's not that embarrassing. We will publish it online for some reason, though. Egg-shaped court reporter, staying there with his notepad. Don't.

Put the x-rays online when this happens, okay? I get it. I know I shouldn't have put it in there. I know. I wanted to put a light bulb in there. That's what was exciting about it, that I knew I shouldn't have been putting that in there. Like that little, that dance is you're like,

ooh, it's getting close to the point where I know my bottle is going to snatch it. I feel like you kind of feed all this up. You need a flared base. You know when the strength of your anus takes over from the strength of your hand and then it's gone forever? These elements Intertwined seamlessly Within the immersive experience

Revealing the fascinating workings of this transformative Homeo-Dynamic I watch a lot of homeodynamic Phyllic They're really going for it Energy technology Usually one of them is just kind of lying there.

but, wow, these boys are got zip. I'm not gay. I just like to see a guy with a bit of pep about him. I like to see two homosexuals and a lot of get up and go. 1930s baseball announcer

watching gay porn. Wow, these boys really want to make stuff come out of their penises. Good Lord. The egg sound system a subwoofer amplifier and two speakers was studied and researched with sound and light engineers

and rated for the cubic airspace of the sacred geometric chamber. You got some engineers in to check out 2.1 sound? Yeah. Two speakers and a subwifers? In an enclosed space. We keep talking about the sacred geometry. Like what sacred geometry is in the egg?

Egg. I think it's triangles. Egg. It's mandala. Small at the top. Big at the bottom. Big at the bottom. That's how I like them.

It's a good geometry. Little head, huge eyes. It's the wavy lines that you see on binoral beats, you know. It's all that stuff. Hold that in your mind. Oh, I'll hold it in my ass like an egg. Don't let it get sucked in. You'll lose it forever.

Hold that in your asshole for a second. My question is, hey. You just hold that in your ass off off from me? Doing surgery and asking them. Stop. Hold that for a second. It's the new version of like put a pin in it, you know? Hey, put that in your assholes for a second.

But don't let your asshole win over your head strength. Otherwise, you'll lose it forever. Just hold it. It doesn't have a flared base. Just hold it for a moment. I would be much more likely to buy the big egg that has a zero gravity chair in it for me. If I can run the RCA into it and also listen to like, my other records while I'm in the egg.

I'm right there with you. We'll get to this once we sort of run through all of the mechanics of it. We'll get to this once we're past the second paragraph of this story. I believe this technology is ultimately good if you don't use it for the thing that they're using it for. They want you to use it for, yeah.

Because I want this chamber in my house, real fucking bad. It sounds good. I'm in the egg. There's an egg in me. Can I listen to Phil Collins in the egg? That's all I'm asking. I'm piping Steve Halperin's Eastern Peace. into there. Yes, dude. Questionable font choices.

Beautiful music. Oh, the photos on the back of that record. Oh, my God, he's wearing his kimono. Yeah. Oh, he's in California in the late 70s. He respects the culture. Yeah. Devoid of Wi-Fi or Bluetooth

technologies, electromagnetic fields are almost non-existent inside the egg. It is much like a Faraday cage. So you can't use your phone while you're in there, Lucy. Yeah. So no Wi-Fi or Bluetooth in there, except they're kind of being tricky with the words here. The egg itself doesn't have those capabilities. But also, it's not a Faraday cage because it's made of plywood. Yeah. So if there's like, if your business has Wi-Fi for like your point of sale, there's still Wi-Fi going into the egg.

There's still Wi-Fi in the egg. It's not keeping the Wi-Fi out. It's not keeping the Wi-Fi out. I do notice that they say almost non-existent. Almost. Much like a Faraday cage in the sense that it is around you, but maybe not so much in the sense that it stops all these electromagnetic signals from coming true. In the sense of they are existent and it's not at all like a Faraday cage. Yes. The carefully orchestrated dynamics of the egg work in perfect harmony

with each consciously created musical piece curated for the egg by high vibrational artists and performers across the world. like all Israeli EDM? Let me out of the egg! When the artist is in the studio... It's all that set that Tiesto played. When the artist is in the studio, they are holding the highest intention for all those who will hear it, and they match different instrumentation to the organs and energy centers

of the body. You are the magic in what happens with the music, as each track is carefully selected based on your wellness journey and which instruments will serve the purpose the most. Also, the sacred geometric egg shape creates a frequency loop effect, the resonant frequencies cascade in the egg chamber reflecting in a way that surrounds the listener with these tones. God, I wish I was stupid. I mean, I am stupid enough that I love it. this shit. But like, if it wasn't expensive, I love this. I want this. Yeah, give me fucking like new age music in the egg chamber while you're playing lights at me and I'm just sitting

there being like, you're healing me. I'm healed. What is sacred geometry, if not some tool bullshit? Can you? No, no, it's better and cooler than that. Can you guys explain it to me? Shut. I think it's time signatures. I'm like already trying to capture this by buying like, a bunch of new age records, buying a couple of dog shit, cheap, Mirabella Genio smart bulbs and then giving them

color patterns to cycle through. And then smoking a fat blunt and thinking about stuff. And being like, ugh, fuck. This is crazy, dude. Inside the egg,

a repertoire of potent color variations awaits, a vibrant palette where every hue vibrates hundreds of trillions of times per second. These colors is engaged in a unique oscillation process interacting with a blocked and or distorted energies lingering within your physical body. Lucy, you've got a bunch of those.

A bunch of what? Blocked and or distorted energy. Whatever I see you in the afternoon, particularly when you first arrive. Your energy seemed really blocked and distorted. You kind of blocked and distorted for like the first half hour that you're there until you like. I have like two beers. You like let go after two beers and your energy is it flows more freely.

Yeah. So you're saying this is the. autism cure egg. Yeah, it's much like two beers and that it cures autism. Also, they're really overselling it. Like, I already want to be in the egg. Yeah.

You don't have to say that it cures everything. I would love to be inside the egg. Sounds great. Right? Yeah. During your session, you'll bask in the benefit of intuitively chosen colors tailed specifically to meet the needs of your

wellness journey. The egg employs mercury-free. LED lights. These LED lights are the closest we can find with current technology to the full colour spectrum from reds to purples. I feel like red and purple are pretty close together on the spectrum picks another ones. I think I mean... I mean on the rainbow. Roigbiv. Yeah, purple's at the end, isn't it? That is at the end. Is it? Yeah. I think you, I think you had a red and you add a bit of blue and now you've got another colour, you know. What about all the other ones? Wow, he's gone crazy.

You sound like you currently are in possession of three colors. Red all the way to purple. You guys obviously have some questions. Here are some questions from the FAQ, frequently asked questions. What is the difference or similarity between immersive experiences and a flotation tank? I was thinking that because a flotation tank is often quite egg shaped. True. Quite overweight.

Actually, I went to one a little while ago that was like very egg-shaped. I think they're maybe... Maybe they're trying to steer away from shaping them like a big space coffin. Darling, isn't this woefully egg-shaped? You're this so... Oh, it's terribly oval. This is awfully egg-shaped. Orfully ovoid.

But then you've still got to put it in a square room, you know? It's just... It's not using the space very well. I saw a magazine ad from the 70s that I was going to send to you, Ben. There was like a circular bed with almost like a, you know, 300 degrees of raised stuff around it with like TVs and radios. Oh, I think I know the exact image you describe it actually. But the problem with all that sort of like circular furniture stuff is, let's be honest, almost all of our rooms are square. Or at least rectangular in nature.

If you built a set of bedside tables that just conformed to the outer edges of the circle, not so bad, I don't think. You could maybe make that work. But, yeah. It's a big commitment. You see, like, a really cool, like, circular or octagonal house. And then you realize just all of your furniture is not going to fucking work in there. Oh, man.

It's very cool, right. Those, like, mid-century modern ones that are just, like, a circular hut, you know, There's like glass all the way around or whatever. And you think, wow, that's so cool. What do I push any of my shit up against? Yeah. Whenever you see a photo of them, like, in use, which was invariably just like for display,

they have like one couch, one UFO-shaped record player and a single standing lamp. And that's all of the furniture in. It's in like the middle of the room too. It's fucked. Yeah. But, which, hey, let's keep it. I love stuff.

Can we keep it real for a second? Yeah. A bunch of furniture has an ugly back. You don't want to see the back of your couch. Yeah. Nasty. Get that shit up against the wall. Yo, keep that shit up against the wall.

Keep it covered, all right? There is a slight similarity in that they're both enclosed or immersive experiences, but that's it. Honestly, that's it. Stop asking. The float tanks use water and are not cleaned after each user. They're filtered and they do contain a large amount of salt. However, they are not cleansed of the vibration of the toxins in the. water. And now you're losing me, brother.

We know from Dr. Emoto's work with water that water holds vibrations of toxins. This is E-M-O-O-T-O. So not toxins specifically. Emoto. I love Dr. Imoto.

That's a great name. You're combining something vaguely Japanese sounding with the word emotion. Yeah. Dr. Emoto. Dr. Emoto. Fuck yes.

Thank you for your work with vibrations. of toxins. Arrogato, because I thought water held on to like regular toxins. You know? Like if you put something

kind of poisonous in some water, the poison's in the water now. Yeah, water famously. As opposed to say the vibrations of the toxins. Well, I'm not a doctor and Dr. Amoto is. Yep.

It's right there in his name. It's the first thing in Dr. Amoto's name. Will I hear binoral beats in the egg? Yes. that out of your anus now. In a way, taking it out actually feels better than putting it in.

There are many techniques that try to force the body and brain into a fixed outcome. Our experience meets the client where they are at and does not force an outcome, such as a specified brain pattern, a certain hurts frequency, or even a desired emotional state. We're not trying to force the body and brain into anything. Now, please, climb into this egg so we can close the door. Get in my egg! seal them in the egg boys hang it boys the body is a complex mechanism

and everybody has a unique unfolding Lucy trying to enforce how to come could just further confuse and intensify any issues our egg guardians work with you on your intentions and then the harmonic egg wooden chamber

offers a unique journey of self-discovery and renewal as you embrace the power of sound light and frequency waves Wow. I love the idea of being an egg guardian like you're a sandwich artist. I love the egg guardian is the most beautiful terminology. I'm an egg guardian. Because you're not an egg technician, you know, you're not an egg doctor. But you're not really involved once the door is closed.

There is a little whiff of Apple Genius about it. Apple Genius Egg guardian sandwich artist. Yes. But there is no binaural beats. Is that what I'm hearing? There's no binaural beats. You won't hear binaural beats. You also won't hear the Pearl Jam album Binaural in there. What if I take my own plug? Can I bring my own binaural beats? Oh, they'll rip it out of your hands if they see it. Another one here.

Why don't we have all the songs on CD? The dot wave files are so large that only one song will fit on a CD. Damn, son. You got some sick uncompressed audio there, brother. Is there a CD player in the X? They also sell CDs of the music. music that they play in the egg. But you only get one song per CD because the wave files are too big.

One song per you couldn't figure out how to compress your music file. Put it to MP3. Most things that play CDs play data CDs now as of 20 years ago. So now look, obviously you guys aren't sold on this. So I have collected approximately a page and a half of testimonials for you. Ah, wonderful. Finally, to learn what's good about it. Highly recommend harmonic egg sessions.

I was diagnosed with alopecia last year. Six months later, I'm back to a full head of hair. Okay. From the egg? From the egg? From your egg healing? Which is ironic because you looked like an egg. Now you don't because of the egg.

No binaural beats though. Yeah, even without binaural boots, you now have lopecia. Beatless egg is the opposite of alopecia. Look at really well. From the Latin, Lucy. Yeah, I get it. I get it. One week before I came for the harmonic egg session,

I was stung by a lesser brown scorpion on my pinky finger. I love all these extremely, extremely common scenarios that it can help you with. Stuff that can happen to anyone. Yeah. It itched terribly every day, and the swelling increased slightly every day. I even stopped wearing my wedding ring

because the swelling spread to my rig finger. Black and white infomercial footage of me getting stung by a lesser brown scorpion on my pinky finger. Are you tired of. of this happening to you taking watering off because of a scorpion,

but. I'm sorry, babe. I swear I can't wear my ring because I got stuck by a lesser brown scorpion. You know how it is. It's a lesser brown scorpion.

Every time I go to the bar, I get stung by it might be the same lesser brown scorpion. I don't know. Often it stings me and it's running away before I get a good chance

to look at it. I don't know if it's the same one with a problem or if they have an out of control population. Whenever I go out with the poise, I can't wear it. I think they have

one really aggressive lesser brown scorpion at Shooters Bar and Grill. Now if they would install an egg at the bar, I could start out right there. Yeah. You know? Owie! Into the egg? Straight in. They should have one at every bar.

I was worried because it was getting worse since the sting. After my egg session, it was gone. Within a couple of hours, I had no pain or itching and the swelling subsided. This was huge. Wow. Wow. That's a real. correlation that you've given us.

Correct. Two sets of things happened. It's true. I had a dog mom whose dog ate lead. Okay. She was lethargic, throwing up, diarrhea, hadn't eaten for days. Just for the listener, zero punctuation in that sense. She was lethargic, throwing up diarrhea, hadn't eaten for days.

Much like that guy that reviews Portal 2 or whatever. The mom's harmonic egg session was scheduled, so I told her to bring a picture of her dog and we would do a heavy metal detox. For sure. So again, we're targeting this dog remotely. It's like remote viewing, yeah. Okay. By the time she finished her session and went home, the dog was moving around eating and by the next day, she was 100% back to normal. Shout the lead out.

Great to hear. Your dog ate lead? These are crazy scenarios. It is. This is a crazy podcast. It's crazy. No one was just like I had a cold and the egg healed me. It's like my dog ain't lead.

I had a remote session with harmonic egg and it was wonderful and immediately helpful and just what I needed at the time to help soothe my anxiety of my Lyme diagnosis. Who's going to say it? No one. No one's going to say it. My knee pain disappeared afterwards, which is where the lime had manifested for me. I was able to listen to my body better once the egg had helped me clear out my inner chaos and discomfort. it when it came time to bond my house rabbits who had a really hard go of it not getting along

I immediately knew that harmonic egg music would assist them and me in the process I played egg music for them every day almost when they were in their bonding room getting to know each other and it honestly made all the difference they are now happily hopily bonded buddies I take it back I believe this one straight up this is a real review a real person wrote this Made rabbits friends. The egg fixed my rabbits. And the egg music, I suppose you bought a CD and took it home and played it to the...

The one track. One song only. One song. The wave files are too big. It's such a fucking Dan Flash's ass thing to say about a song. It's really timid, Eric. There's only one song per CD. The wave files are too big.

We can't make the files any smaller. Is it just that it's a fucking high? half hour ambient song. It's a 40-minute song. Yeah, that's kind of the length of what they've been putting on a CD. But you can data CDs. We have data CDs. We've had them for such a long time.

Every CD player plays them. They could put it all in a fucking Spotify channel too, but then how do they get you to pay for it? This is just like when you take... They don't allow that. They have another disclaimer on the website. I didn't copy it, but like that some of the music is available on Amazon, but they don't. They say specifically that the lower bit rate stuff doesn't work and you shouldn't use it. It doesn't work. It doesn't work unless you pay for the good stuff.

I have one more for you. After having several sessions in the harmonic egg, I realized that this was the vehicle needed to uplift the frequencies blocking the truth hidden in the altar stone in Shakespeare's church, Stratford-upon-Avon-Avon England. Oh. I'm going to keep it real. You sound... Now I'm fucking listening.

A little crazy. What? No. No. Just a little. This is how I feel if I have an entire edible. I've found the secret. I've discovered the secret. If only I can send one text message.

Does this feel normal? No, that's awkwardly worded. No, I'm going to backspace it. It just sounds weird. Does that sound weird? That's when you're finding the sacred geometry, Lucy. I have like a couple of specific memories of us early on in the podcast on a recording night. had too many

edibles or whatever it was just like I just have to send them a message saying I can't record tonight and looking at my phone for 20 minutes and being like, hello friends. No, that's never how I greet them. Do I say hello?

It's so difficult. It's so difficult. What up? Home Slices. I always get that. Someone's like, oh, what time I'll see you tomorrow? I'm like, oh, about 12 o'clock.

I'm like, that sounds weird. That sounds weird. I sound weird. I sound stupid. As the sun passes the yard arm. How hard is it to say, yeah, I see it, nine, brother. Sorry, I'm super fucking stoned. How hard is it to say that?

Yeah. Why is that the hardest sentence in the world to say? Hey, 26, let's destigmatize saying, I got too stoned. And I'm too fucking stoned. We should. Jesse text me that all the time. Jesse will text me something.

He'll be like, sorry if that sounded weird. I'm really high. God, he's beautiful, isn't he? And I think that's beautiful. Fully actualized man. Usually it is pretty weird though. Usually I'm like, I was like, yeah, I could tell, dude. Shall we record it noon hour?

May we record it noon hour on the morrow? I am a director of the Shakespeare Foundation and work closely with its founder, Alan Green, who has been decoding Shakespeare's sonnets and plays for the past 20 years. Through his research, Alan has revealed the location of Shakespeare's hidden manuscripts and is scientifically proven through radar scanning that there are objects hidden in the massive altar stone at Shakespeare's church. It's so, it must feel so good to just say scientifically proven before some bullshit. Awesome.

I actually think this is sick. This is some like Dan Brown shit. I'm not to it. It's like reading angels and demons. Okay, so this fucking guy has written a fiction book in the style of. Dan Brown about this hidden truth. So we should definitely read that. In over 400 years, no original documents by Shakespeare have ever been found.

While recently doing a prayer vigil at the church for 40 days in April to May 2024, Alan ran into a lot of resistance for wanting to reveal through more sophisticated radar scanning that did not violate the altar stone, what objects might be hidden inside it. So Alan and I combined our efforts with Gail Lynn, the harmonic egg founder and Deborah Tuey, the Egg Guardian in Penron, California, to create a global harmonic egg convergence with the intent to reveal hidden truths around the world for the benefit of humanity and the universe. All those radars and there's like a Godzilla-style blip appearing and it's in the shape of a big egg underground. Yes. 11 harmonic egg centers were chosen to participate. Each one did a remote session using the same photos, intent, music and colors on the same day May 22nd, 2024.

The times of the sessions varied due to the different time zones. Oh. Yeah, couldn't you just? Were you locking up or what? I assume they were like, do they mean the times? Look at the time zone. Oh, do you mean unless they mean we did it at different times throughout the day so that we were actually. synced up because of time zones.

That's what I'm assuming here because like what's the fucking point. That's very generous of you. 11 sessions all over. Open heart. Open pussy. Poppin' egg in there. Within 24 hours we could see an improvement in the energies around the altar stone and with the people involved

with the church. The negativity was lifted and positive relationships were able to be developed. In addition, a few days later, Gayle Lynn saw a news release that showed hidden archaeological structures being revealed in Greece. Oh my God. I'm just imagining the positive relationships returning to the church, guys turning to each other and going,

Steve. Sorry, I called you a cock sucker yesterday. I think it was the energies. I think it might have been the vibrations, dude. The vibrations. They feel more aligned now. Hidden Shakespeare. You're telling me that your targeting was so off on your 11 egg attack that

Instead of it being a church in Stratford upon Avon, it was in Greece. Maybe that was where it was meant to go. No, I think that's where it was supposed to go. I trust the energies. I trust the energies of the egg. They were trying to reveal hidden things. And they're saying that like some unrelated parties went, oh, hey, is that a revealed archaeological structure in ancient Greece?

Can I just say one thing? Yeah. If you're going to synergize a bunch of. global harmonic eggs and you do an 11 of them, you don't want to throw in one more. Yeah. Do you don't want to make a dozen eggs? You don't want to make a dozen eggs? It's not even a baker.

What is that at it? 13. Yeah, but what's an 11? What's an 11 doesn't? Oh, that's a plummer's dozen. It's a plumber's dozen. Because I always sure change you. They always try to rip you off.

Look on behalf of the post. I had a plumber around yesterday and he was great for the record. Okay. I didn't even accidentally say mate to him. You didn't say, yeah, mate. For sure. Oh, for sure. Sorry about the pipes, mate.

That's all my come. Yeah, I'm coming all the time, basically. And again, you really should listen. This is the second part of an episode that was released earlier in the week as a bonus episode. You need the context. Otherwise, we're just talking about cum in the pipes. We're just talking about Andrew filling up his pipes with his comb. with his come.

That's weird. And that's odd without the context. And it's, I guess it's odd as well because the person who produces the show and decides what order they're released in is here. It'd be more confusing if we were released in to the office. Now that we've talked about.

So, like, we've had a sort of Atlantis rising situation in Greece as a result of the combined energy of these 11. Yeah, dude. Super eggs. Some real Herodotus type shit for sure.

Yeah. Bunch a nasty hybrid fish people on it. These guys are wet and maybe Polish. That's my love craft. Although we are still working to reveal the objects of the altar stone, the frequencies around the world have lifted and hidden truths are being revealed. And this is just the beginning.

Sick, dude. I love that this egg was a conduit to us fighting an even crazy crackpot. Yeah. Well, I think that's, you know, much like the movie Safe. Yes, Todd Haynes. Yep, yep. The Todd Haynes Joint Safe where we get to see, what's the name, Julianne.

Julianne Moore. I wish you Julianne Moore. It's a big fan of her work. She's a wonderful actress. She's very beautiful. Love her in 30 Rock. She's real funny and 30 Rock too, you know. Which she's doing the like Boston Irish accent for it.

Oh, beautiful. But in that movie, you know, she's someone who's like kind of getting pretty crazy about some stuff. But then what she really needs is a conduit for it. You know, she needs the right thing to present itself and say, hey, I don't you want to pile your crazy shit into this egg? Couldn't we magnify all your shit inside this egg? Let us magnify your shit. hey, might if I magnify your ship with a big egg.

Which is kind of like a parallel to the thing that we talked about in the previous bonus episode. God, you really have to listen to this as a... Please sign up. Take this as your sign. It's a diptick. It's a dip tick. It's a diptick. Titch.

Tick. Tick. Dip tick. Dip tick. Every week it's kind of a dip tick. They're more this week than usual because we're more than usual. It's more dip tick than usual. Let's put it this way.

you'll be doing yourself a favor. And us. For the person. No. Yourself. You'll be doing yourself an injustice if you don't. Think about us is... We don't really think about the money.

What I think about is having a great, very inappropriate chat with my friends that we never have to talk about the stuff we talked about outside the context of the recording. Yeah. Ideally. Just learned that my cousin listens to this show. What up, Andrew's cousin? How you living? It's happening. Mark.

What up? I know. Paul who else have you got John Luke that's good gear

fucking hell all right this is definitely a way overtime episode of the podcast Buda Vista thank you so much

for joining us thank you I hope you're living well if you have any harmonic egg experiences you'd like to share with us if you know about

a phallic crystal energies, sex toy. I would love to hear about it. Yeah, if you've got a jade pocket pussy, send us a picture. Yeah, whatever. Like, it doesn't have to be crystal. I do want it to be something that sort of will align me with the universe.

I just don't feel like silicon, although silicon is like a... It's from the earth. It's a crystal, isn't it? Silicates, things of that nature. Maybe a flashlight is the thing. Maybe I'd feel better about it if... Zumi squirts. Maybe I feel better about it if you went and got like,

you know how you can like tap a rubber plant? Maybe if you like made your own, like if you harvested your own tanga egg, natural tanga egg. The rubber to mold a pocket pussy straight from mother nature. How good would that feel from Gaia? How good would the experience feel or how good would the egg feel? I'm not sure about the second one,

but you'd feel like it was some really tip to tail. it for your dick. You'd really feel like you'd achieve something. It's hard that you came into the egg that you made. Thank you so much for listening. We will talk to you on the bonus episode. Might form a triptych. Mailbag at Buntivis.com.

If you want to send anything in, go to Buntavis.com and sign up for our merch mailing list. We're going to have pre-orders out for a little limited run of some merch soon. Go get on that list, although we always tell the patrons about it first. Patreon. Thank you so much for being here. Thank you for the energies that you provided with us. I hope you were listening to this within a harmonic egg.

We'll talk to you real soon. Bye. Bye.