Boonta Vista - EPISODE 455: Enough Gabagool To Ruin The Copper

Episode Date: July 26, 2026

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A devastating deli theft, the Gen X urge to grill, Stevie Wonder facts, great beaver attacks of history, and Headline News. *** Outro: It's Very Sunny - Casino Versus Japan

Oh, they're still buffering. I'm probably still buffering. Yeah, my internet's been dog shit. Boreno's buffering, dude. I think your poros are buffering. You'll have to speak up. My porno's a buffering. Let's podcast.

Don't. That doesn't feel good. I don't like that. Don't know. Welcome to Truth Talk with Bonta Vista. Episode 455. I'm Theo. We've got some really true shit to say to you later in the episode.

but first, you know what time it is. Fresh Axiom, you need to be nice to me. Fresh Axiom, if a weapon has a fire enchantment, it can't just do extra damage. It also needs to set the enemy on fire. Eyes enchantments made the enemy freeze, but do less damage. Lightning is somewhere in between

and optionally jump between other enemies. It's not that complicated. Fresh axiom, uh, there should be a place you can go. Fresh axiom, uh, Reiki practitioners should be called rakists. Fresh axiom, uh, Dix should sweat.

Fresh axiom. There should be a quiet room at parties with some safe sensory input. Fresh axiom, goblin blood is green, or black, depending on whether the universe leans more comic or dramatic, wraith blood is black if they're not dry rates. Fresh axiom, ah, let's stop pretending we're not taking our laptop to the toilet, okay? Fresh axiom, if I'm astral projecting myself into a dense tungsten sphere,

floating in deep space, that's my de-stress time, so do not psychically observe me. Fresh axiom, the saying, look with your eyes, not with your mouth, doesn't apply to toes. Now, I'm here with my truth seekers. Ben, I know you're ready to get into some real truth, but you've got any fresh axioms who want to lay down on us? Yeah, fresh axiom, if your car has those really bright, modern LED headlights, drive for them off. Yeah, or kill yourself.

Kill yourself and turn your headlights off. It's actually safe for the drive in the dark. Yeah, it would be. It's annoying for me. It's annoying for me when I'm in my car. It's annoying for me when I'm a pedestrian on the road. Knock it off. That's so true.

That's my axiom. Now, Lucy, you're probably one of the biggest truth seekers out there. But before we get into that, any fresh axioms for us? I can't think of a fresh axiom because I'm stuck on taking your laptop to the toilet, dude. Yeah, he tried to slip that one by us. You can't just slip that in there with all those other truths. Like you were speaking about the truth there. But that one, I don't know if I can get past it because that's like, that's fuck.

I kind of like put it in there like when they put it like a nasty thing on like a new law. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they're just kind of slip it through. Just slide that one on through. Yeah. You shouldn't be doing that by the way. You shouldn't be doing that shit. You shouldn't be doing that shit.

One law at a time. You shouldn't be doing that shit. Increase to the minimum wage plus $2 billion more in defense funding plus you can take your laptop to the toilet. Yes. You ever heard of a fecal cauliflower? Horrible, dude.

Yeah, fresh axiom though. Showering every day? Come on. No one's doing that. You live in Queensland. You should absolutely be showering every day. All right. Also, can we hear from our truth brother, Andrew?

Oh, I got a truth for you, brother. I shouldn't have to put my pants in the washing until one day I put them on after getting in the shower and then I bend down to tie up my shoes and I can smell the pants. True. True. It's so true what you say about smelling the pants.

Sometimes you can smell the pants. You should just be. It should just be when you're putting your own pants on and you get down and you go, oh, probably shouldn't be able to smell my pants. Wrong pants. It's like putting, it's like putting, you know, perfume or cologne on or whatever. We're like, people should be able to smell it when they get close enough to you.

be in an intimate range. You shouldn't be walking into a room and everybody going, why am I eyes watering? Can you smell that guy's spray? Can you smell that guy's spray? I can smell that guy's spray. Someone hasn't washed their jeans in six months because I know specifically what that smell is.

And they're wearing 15 sprays of Calvin Klein 1. Wow. Can you help you climb out the top of this elevator real quick? That's exactly what I was doing. CK1, that was the smell of the summer for 10 summers in a row for me. Oh, yeah. What a fragrance. Me too, but now I'm not that it was.

I think it's too much of a young man scent. Oh, you've moved into something more leathery. A hunk. Yeah. Oh. Yep. He shan't be divulging to immigrants. It's too axiom.

CK.1's for young fellas. Yeah. That's true. Yeah. I have something that's not a, it's not an axiom. It's just a... It's not axiomatic. Don't say it right now.

Don't say it right now. I can't form it into an axiom because it's really just against one guy. I guess it's more of a, he shouldn't be doing that shit. There's a very beautiful sort of historic building on Coronation Drive, Theo, you might know it. It was a library at one point. It's octagonal. This old wooden octagonal building was a library, I think, in the 70s and 80s, maybe even the 90s. It was a Korean grocer for the last couple of years.

It has reopened now as a massage therapy or something place. And one of the guys that works there, he's like the A-frame he puts outside, advertisers that he will give you a pain-free life. Let me just tell you, no, he won't. You will experience grief. You will experience loss. Is he going to kill you? Is he going to kill you?

That's a pain-free death. He's giving you life without pain, freedom from pain? How? How's he going to say? Would you want a life without pain? Life is not pain-free. Yeah. Shit's going to happen to you.

you will form attachment. It's going to happen to you. But without darkness, there is no light, etc., etc. Did you make that up? Yeah, I just made that up. Did you come up with that? I just thought of that.

Holy fuck. That's fucking crazy. Put that on a fucking A-frame. Yeah, thanks. Theo, was there more to this intro? Any more fresh axioms? Do we get to the truth-seeking part or have we sucked the truth already? Is this like a kind of podcast that you already listened to?

This is the fucking Bill O-Mar. New note. No, no, no, that's not it. That's Paul Rust. New rule. New rule. I should be able to smoke pot in the baby nursery. Yeah.

It's good for them. Vegetarians shouldn't be allowed in restaurants. Stuff here does. Yeah, not a cool guy. Really annoying. And he sounds bad to listen to. It's just him like making up a guy who has never existed in like in the entire universe or in all possible universes.

Like if you're a they, them and you're complaining. about the taste of beer these days, you don't get to see The Odyssey. That is something I believe. Who are you talking about? You don't get to see the Odyssey if you've ever said. I think they just overhop stuff these days. You have no fucking idea what you're talking about.

All right. You don't get to see The Odyssey. Bill Maher and, is it Bill Ma? Is that his fucking name? Bill Ma. Yeah. Bill Maher. Not a nice guy.

Not a good guy. Very unkind and not particularly funny. Not interesting. Nothing good to say. Can I read you guys? I screenshoted some five-star reviews of The Odyssey from Letterbox this morning while I was waking up. I'm going to get mad. Go for it. I think you like these. Uh, saying written by Nolan and Homer as if like that man didn't live 3,000 years ago, crazy. Homer Simpson's not real then. Do we? Homer Simpson's not real. He's a character. He's a character from the locust. Are you stupid? I know he's been around for most of your life that he's not real, not your father.

I can't even understand what their point is. Even if it was 3,000 years ago, even if he was a real person. Yeah. He's, yeah. He wrote, like, yeah, he wrote that. Yeah. Yeah, it's not a, yeah, um, Nolan didn't just like, come up with some Odyssey shit. No, he just wrote all the bad dialogue and stuff that's in it.

Sorry, keep going. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes, the Lotus was a Percy Jackson reference. Right. I'm not sure that it was. I don't think that's the case. I don't think it's from the Odyssey.

I don't know what you mean from tip to tail. Another one here. Just insane. Literally at all, Percy Jackson knowledge came in clutch. What are you? I'm not across the Percy Jackson universe. Is this?

Percy Jackson is the Lightning Thief? Is it based on the Odyssey? I believe it's a young adult novel series with references to Greek mythology, right? Got it, got it. So it's probably got a Zeus. reference in that. It's some child brain shit. I'm going to say well.

It's not child brain shit. It's people that are young that probably like 10 years ago watched the Percy Jackson movies. Haiti's too referenced. They're no longer young. I got another one here. I like how Nolan just refuses

to beat the peak cinema allegations. Why do you talk like that? What do you mean? That has been physically injurious to me. I want a pain-free life. I want the pain-free life. Got another one here.

It's comola de Bob Espagna, but peor. It's like SpongeBob Squarepants but worse. Well, I mean, SpongeBob sets a very high bar. Yes, true. Never watched any of my life. I never seen it. What? I saw so many reviews that are like, this is just Como Bob Espochia.

A lot of us. I don't know what's going on in Latin America. Very different SpongeBob. They've got a different Spongob. Latin America's Spongebob different. Of course there's the French, Bob Leponge. Bob Lepange. Love Bob Leponch.

Odysseus and his mates traveling to different islands and stumbling upon the strange and dangerous things gives me one piece vibes. That's sick actually. Christ. Oh, sorry, this is one. Again, just as common Bob Espagna. I don't know what they're doing over there.

Getting major one-piece vibes from The Odyssey. That's so funny. It's a guy who's only watched One Piece. Andrew, have you seen The Odyssey yet? I have not. Yeah, okay. Theo, you're probably going to try and cop it in a toilet at some point. In Canberra's one IMAX theater.

Oh, you guys have an IMAX? We got given an IMAX. A wealthy country donated it to us. I think the UAE took pity and gave us an IMAX as a gift or something. You got an I just watch. it on your phone. Just watch it on your phone. Literally, it's what he would have wanted. Watch it through YouTube shorts.

Just YouTube shorts. If there's one thing that Christopher Nolan's made really clear, he doesn't mind how you watch it. He doesn't give a shit. He doesn't care about it. He's got other things to worry about. Every day he wakes up, puts on his suit and says, oh, do whatever you want.

He says, hey, you want to use one of those Doom mods, watch it on an LG fridge. Go for it. Yeah, that's fun. Oh, I bet for Christopher I'd already forgotten his name. It's a standard sentence. Worcester, uh, watching one of his movies on a little screen is much like a crime.

We talk about crimes in Crime Watch. Now, this is sent into us by listener Tom. I have a sneaking suspicion. This might already be somewhat big on the internet due to how good it was, but this is a once in a lifetime opportunity. I can't. There's no way I could look past this. Um, this is from CBS.

news, brazen theft forces popular South Jersey deli to temporarily close. Okay. This could be any of the dozens of popular South Jersey delis I have memorized. Yeah, you probably saw some update about this on your blogs about the deli closures. They took the counter. All the custom feeds I have dedicated to this. A popular neighborhood deli in Camden County, New Jersey that has been open for five decades, is now temporarily closed after a brazen theft.

A dumpster full of spoiled deli meats and cheeses sits outside Somerdale Coldcuts. The store's owner, Johnny Gabagool, says thieves store the proper ones. No, that's not true. It is, it's a nom de deli. Yeah. He's changed his name to Johnny Gabagal. Pretty funny. I mean, come on.

Now, that incredible name has given birth to possibly the best headline and image combination I've ever seen in my entire life I'm going to post in the chat for you guys and then I guess we can just describe it for the listener. Oh they love that. Yeah. It's kind of podcasting is all about... Images to

words. Now this is a headline from 108.9 The Buzz. Rough days for Johnny Gabagool with a picture of a sort of sad, soulful looking man who I take to be Johnny Gabbagoole.

Face says kind of, come on. Come on. You ever just look at lips. It's kind of grimacing, really, isn't he? He's kind of grimacing in a way that says, oh, my Gabbagoole. My Gabbagoole. You could only see the corner of it in the picture that they've chosen, but you can tell he's got the photo of the New York skyline

with all the guys like lying down on a girder having a sleep. Yes. Why do they always have that? They've always got that. It's a crazy image. It's a crazy image. It makes me feel bad. A lot of them died.

It's on the ceiling of my dentists. So I get to look at that and process my fear of heights the whole time. I can also see at least five logos for Dietz and Watson Premium Meets. Yeah, he's all about those Dietz and Watson. Are they get D&W there? Yeah, shit, dude. That's awesome. I'm a demon D&W guy.

I'd love to get DW'd by Johnny Garba Gould. Oh. What is that mean? Double. Double weird? They have a side on the back wall that says you don't have to be crazy to work here. We'll trade you.

That's good. Johnny Gabon will teach you to be crazy? Do you want to talk about the KFC ad? It's training you to be insane. We got... You don't have to go full chicken to work here. Yeah, we talked about go full chicken. Go full chicken.

Go full chicken. Which, as one of us, our listeners pointed out is quite clearly derived from a line from the movie Tropic Thunder. I wasn't sure. Are we doing the truth? I don't know. It is unambiguously that.

It is given the sign that we're about to say. It is absolutely unambiguously that. You don't have to be full chicken to work here, but it helps. But it helps. You don't have to be full chicken to work here, but it helps. Yeah. But in the context of Tropic Thunder, they're saying that you shouldn't do that. Yeah.

But I mean, also, while we're talking about. KFC Australia, if not KFC worldwide's advertising, their last pop culture catchphrase that they just sort of took from an existing property shut up and take my money was a line uttered by an idiot spending money that he didn't really have to buy something that he didn't need.

And that didn't stop them. But unfortunately, the problem here is... You're saying capitalism is going to strip all the context away and leave you only with like the meaningless utterance I don't think we were saying that. No, I don't think we were saying that at all. No.

It's the furthest thing from our minds. I do think that, unfortunately, I do have to head it to them that adding, putting it in the context of a, you don't have to X to whatever. You don't have to be crazy. Unfortunately, it just makes that like a mid-tier Bontevista joke. That is like, that's borderline just an episode title from the show at that point. It's hard to come saying that they kind of owe us money. I think they owe us money. You don't have to be full chicken to work here,

but it helps. It helps to be full. Helps chicken. It helps to be full chicken. I think they're just saying that you need to be, like, enthusiastic about chicken. I understand what they're trying to convey, but I do think...

I don't think they're smart enough to kind of... I don't think it's a full reference. I think that they kind of know the shape of these things. They kind of know to pattern match these words inside the hole in the sentence that fills it in without understanding, that they are calling their employees the R word. Yes. And that they've spent millions of dollars putting a like second generation reference to the R word.

Yeah. It's the KFC. It's the food for. Yeah. You don't even want to say the thing that's not the thing. You don't. You don't even want to imply it. You don't want to.

I'm not happy about it, but I'm not the kind that put this on the billboards. So I did have to go back and just check. It is just the Australian region. KFCs that are doing this. Because we're crazy over here, dude. Because go full out. Go full out is like a very American expression.

I'm not always saying go full out, bro. I was going to go full out on the weekend. But no one here is going to know what that is. Instead, we just know the R word one. Shut up and take my money and then I don't care by Icona pop. Is that only Australia as well? Yeah, I think did someone say KFC is an Australian special? Someone say KFC, fuck.

Yeah, we're kind of the front line. The KFC wars. Like, that's kind of a different vibe overseas. Our KFC's vibe is like, we're silly. Yeah. Our restaurant's stupid. Our KFC, yeah, our KFC vibe specifically is we do not respect our customers. Yeah, you're a piece of shit and you want this.

I remember being driven insane by the, did someone just say KFC once? Because it was always where the customer was pictured engaging in like an anti-souc. social unlikable activity. Yeah. A person who sucks shit. And everyone looks at them holding their noses and they go, oh, did someone say KFC? Fuck you.

Fuck you. You're the kind of piece of shit off. You know what's funny? I hate to say this. There was a Nandoz ad that played ages ago in Australia. And there was a very, a very conventionally attractive looking woman comes in and orders Nandoes. Oh, you got any pictures?

And they bring out the plate. and she looks down at it and goes, where's my chips? And then the server moves the plate forwards of her breasts so that she could see the chips and like the sightline. What?

Wow. Yeah, that was a real Nando's ad that happened. That's comedy. That's the sort of ad that these days you would now only see a YouTube compilation called Bad Dads. Yeah, you couldn't make this ad anymore. Oh, they're going to start doing it.

It's going to be Sidney Sweeney in the new one. Yeah. She'll show whole. Where are my two Carl's Jr's burgers? Sydney's tweeting is showing hole for Nato's. I just got a text message for my wife that just says, yo. Never have your wife just text you?

Yeah, what happened? No, I don't know. I'm not sure she has to sit the follow. She's just kind of saying hello. She's just hyping you? No, I've already said her. Send you some Sunday wipe. Maybe she's hyping you up.

God, I'm going to podcast so good for my wife. I'm going to podcast. You're going to pass you, baby. Oh, boy. Quote, they were in it out very quick, Gabbygoal said. You can see it was a quick job because they did leave some copper behind. They didn't get all the copper. Didn't get all the copper.

They're in there for the Gabagall? Yeah, they weren't stealing the Gabagool or the cheese. Oh, they were. Copper wire. And, you know, deli's run on copper. Yeah. Yeah. They don't have to throw out all the gull.

Oh, yeah. That's axiomatic, Ben. That's axiomatic. Very funny when you remember this podcast mandates. You have to agree with what everybody else is saying. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, for sure. For sure, for sure.

Yeah, absolutely. Fucking what? The popular deli on North Warwick Road has been open since 1976. So exactly 50 years old. That's disrespectful. That's really disrespect. That's fucked. That's fucked what you did to Johnny Gabagall.

Johnny Gabagall's having his semi-centennial and he took his fucking copper. Hey, quick PSA to all listeners out there. If you're coming into my deli, leave my copper alone. New axiom. New axiom. Don't touch my copper. Leave my copper where it is.

Take the canollies. Leave my copper wiring. Fuck, dude. What came first, you know, the canollies or the copper? Really makes you think. This is one of the Odyssey reviews that I did screenshot, but it did stick with me. Someone said, wow, this is what it must have been like when people first saw the godfather at the cinema.

No, I don't think it was... I don't think it's the same experience. I don't think it's not, because that's a movie that's good. I don't think people left the cinema being like, wow, that was the movie of the summer. Yeah, I'm glad I went to IMAX to see that guy get fucking airhold in his car. Different vibe. Different vibe. Yeah, yeah.

Look how they massacred my boy in widescreen. Yeah. You're in the front row watching him get massacred as a big trapezoid. The Gubba Gull says the theft happened overnight, Sunday, into Monday. Vandals did not get inside the building, but Gubbogul is estimating the food loss alone is around $20,000. Oh, fucking $20,000 of Gapaggle. That's a lot of Gabbagoole. Going foul.

Fowl Gapagabagoole. I was very upset. I mean, 50 years, nothing like this has ever happened, he said. I was preparing for this week because I knew we were going to have a three-day eat wave. Today it's going to be 100 degrees. A lot of people would have come in today and all. ordered ogis. Very sadly.

Oh. Oh. I mean, it's a 100 degree weekend. What are you got to do? Not get a hoagie? That's hoagy weather, baby. Yeah. And I know 100 degrees is hot.

Yeah. It's hot. It's hard. It's hard. Because zero is cold and 100 is hot. And we know it's winter here, so it must be summer over there. Yes. We just know this instinctively.

Yeah. Free Bontevista business idea for Johnny Gabagoul. Do the French dip. serve the ice cold shit dude ice cold french dip ice cold french dip in the summertime

South Jersey dip oh so refreshing I'll have mine with a couple of cubes ice thank you Johnny Gabagoo so hot out there South Jersey style Johnny Gabbygou

you would not believe how hot it is outside I say walking in you know I'm sweating Johnny Gabagoole I hope that fresh dip is ice cold Pass me one of those rolls. Mop down my soaking body.

The courtesy wipe down rolls at the door. Leaving the stale ones out just so you can get your armpits as you come in. We have nothing but respect for the beautiful people of Jersey, by the way. We're saluting you, Johnny Gabba Gaw. Yeah, I hope you make it through the E-Wave.

Hope you're insured, if you know what I mean. The Mafia. I hope you've got some guys that are going to get your competition. Talk about the Mafia. A sign on the door said Some of our cold cuts Was closed for refrigeration repairs Many loyal customers were turned away Wednesday

And some reacted to the brazen crime Quote, beyond comprehension That someone would do that in the middle of the night Anthony Marciano's been coming to the deli for more than 40 years said Oh Tony Marciano said that Tony Marciano's not happy You don't want to piss off Tony Mac He was boiling hot

He was going to have an ice cold South Jersey dip Now he doesn't get that one we've got a lot of time on these hands now he's got to spend four hours eating their sandwich now what's it going to do huh it's got to come your house

it's weird to do that but still with an Australian accent it's it's pfm hey oh it's gonna come to your house

it's hard I don't know how to do that I'm trying trying to do it now just got to keep dip thonging your vowels hey brother keep dip thonging your vowels

yeah you'll get there fresh axioms French axiom. Don't stop dip thonging your vows. Quote, it's horrible. These people work hard for their money and you've got people that want to steal for no reason, Ray Thompson, who stops in several times a week.

These guys love these sandwiches. They love these sandwiches. It's Johnny Gabagal. Johnny Gabagoole. You got to do it. It's Connie Jabba Jew. It's Johnny Gob Jabba. What are you going to do?

You don't say no to Johnny Gobba. My brain is atrophying from recording this podcast. No, it makes you fair. It makes you wicked smart. Wicked smart. Wicked smart. Keep diphtonging. Keep diphton into the future.

Oh, if you're in line to diphtuns, stay in line. You're right, Lucy. We're getting so much stupider. Yeah. I've gotten dumber. Just Debrony says he's got a goal. golden path. Oh.

He doesn't know. We're doing great. According to police, couple wire and pipe thefts remain a problem across the area because of high scrap metal prices. We've got to lower the price of scrap metal. I think we've got to lower the price of scrap metal. Like, why haven't we done that?

We tried it. It's supposed to be scrap. Yeah. It's in the name. You should like dump it from your inventory the moment you pick up like even a third or fourth tier sword. Yep.

Oh, I don't need this fucking scrap. better. I don't need that shit anymore. Hey, quick something to chat about. I bought an Apple TV last month and I said to my parents, hey, this thing's good. You should get an Apple TV. It's only 200 bucks. I bought it for 250 because of the Ethernet thing. I wanted the Ethernet. And my mom's been talking to my dad who's been saying that they're $400.

And he's like, it'll cost it's like $800 to do both TVs. And I said, no, no, they're $200. And my poor mom stuck in the media. middle going crazy. Yeah. And I have looked at the prices and immediately after I've purchased mine they've gone up

from 200 and 250 Australian dollars to 350 and 400 Australian dollars. Because of the price of scrap metal. Thanks AI. I mean those things are made solid, right? They're metal on the outside. A lot of copper. I think they're plastic.

But on the inside I bet there's some metal in there. But they've got chips. They've got some chips and they got some memory And here's the thing. Over time, stuff's meant to get cheaper. Our scrap isn't meant to be getting more expensive. PS5s aren't meant to be going up by $200, however many years after they came out. Come on.

Oh, he's still a good console. I'm never getting a PS5, dude. You are never getting a PS5. I'm literally never getting a PS5. When they hit four hundo, someone send me an email. I don't know they're hitting a lot. They're only going up, dude. They're only going up.

When they come out last year? Yeah. Yeah, about that. Is that right? Yeah. Fuck, man, it sucks. Everything should get cheaper year on year. Yeah.

Obviously offset by inflation, but it should still be a net decrease because the stuff is old now. Stuff's old now. And it's easier to make. You're telling me that now the base model PlayStation is $1,000 in Australia? Are you yanking my cock off? I wouldn't tell you that because I don't like that. They want a grand for the PS5. The better PS5.

The better PS5 is. $1,400 then. Fuck me. You buy a computer for that. If you had a board it years ago, you would have been saving money right now. Yeah, you'd be... Could have been flipping them.

Could have been flipping PS5. And then some, you know, if the guy that comes to get it off, you seems kind of weak. You just take his money and don't give him for the PS5. And he's like, get a fuck out of here. If I shoot you with a gun. Yeah. Some of our police

who are investigating this case are looking for leads. Yeah, so he's joking. They stole all these leads. They took them. Check the scrap yard. See, not all jokes have to be brood, sexual or racist. It's going to have to be about someone's hole.

Yeah. They don't all have the R word in them. Semantic ambiguity. Gubagool says he's not sure when the store will be able to reopen because he's waiting on a new compressor for both the walk-in refrigerator and delicase. He's hoping whoever is responsible is caught quickly. Now, this is quick stuff we should chat about. Not going to bring your compressor back, buddy.

It's gone. Compressors cost the same as the fridge. I don't know if you guys have ever had to buy a replacement compressor for a fridge you might have. It's the fridge. It's the fridge. It's the thing that makes the fridge cold. So the fridge is like the plasma of the fridge. Yeah.

And the compressor is the spermatism. That makes sense if you're saying it's basically the fridge. The rest is just like casing. We like the, you know, it's like. The drive train on your car, where as soon as that breaks, just get a new car. Yeah. Yeah. You go push your car into a ditch, new car time.

Yep. And that happened because someone else did it to me, hit and run. Oh no. I've had to, our fridges have died a lot. And you're like, okay, we buy these fridges for about $3,000 and a half thousand dollars. And then you're like, hey, we need a, the guy comes in, he says you compresses bust. He's like, yeah, that'd be $3,000. And you're like, well, you tell me the rest of the fridge is $500 worth of parts.

Anybody else angry about the compressor fridge? Hasn't come up in my life. Commercial fridge is. Well, we're at fresh axiom. I max, too big. That's stupid. You're a need to show up. I'm moving my head to watch a movie.

Let's not to move your head if you're in a reasonable seat. It's too big. It's too big. Who needs it? Doesn't matter. Fresh axiom. Silent Hill 2 is too scary. Okay.

I say that. You think it would be as scary because they give you a radio that kind of crackles when enemies. The radio makes it worse. That's the best mechanic in the world. It's so smart. It's so good. It's so good.

But then it's like, hey, that room in front of you there with all the scurrying, just to let you know, there's something in there that will kill you. You're right to be afraid of that room. I'm not going to kill me. I'm going to want to want to see them. You can just turn your flashlight on. By the way, that attracts them. Yeah.

I fucked. And they rushed towards the noise of gunfire. What a great game. What a fun. I only bought it last night. I probably shouldn't be playing horror games. I'm not like... I don't have the constitution for horror games either.

You ever played Dino Crisis? I think I'm... Maybe? No, I can't remember which one's Dino Crisis and which one's Parasite Eve. Dino Crisis was the one with the dinosaurs. And it's like Resident Evil Silent Hill style survival horror, but it's dinosaurs.

So you can't be too scared. I remember that. Dinosaurs are scared. But also I was thinking about like... I loved it. Such a good game. I stopped playing it so that I could like ease myself into a nicer game before I go to bed. So I started playing Tears of the Kingdom.

And there's guys in that, they're hitting me for like two and a half health. And I've only got three health. And that's like, that's as much as Silent Hill. So why am I scared of Silent Hill? I'm not scared of the robots. Yeah. Yeah. I think the appearance and the feel often contribute to stuff.

That's my theory of aesthetics. Sometimes the way something looks and presents impacts how you. you perceive it. Fresh axiom, temporal anti-aliasing looks like shit. All these games now, you know, when things like float across the screen, they've got these big trails behind them. Everything just looks like muddy dog shit. Yeah.

Yeah. Remembering games look good. Fresh axiom, games need to be as good to me as they were when I started playing them when I was a kid. Exactly. Yeah. I need to be able to like have such a extreme sense of wonder that one single player game dominates my entire life for six years.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. That'd be weird. In your case it is. Well, in your case, it's a multiplayer game. And it's got Ice Spice and Batman in it. I mean, we got a lot more Overwatch than Fortnite. We've got two hollow night games this decade.

That's pretty good. As far as Wonder goes. It's still magical. Every time I try and play a AAA single player game now, 10 minutes in, I go, I don't care. Yeah, throw my controller. cross-through. Yeah, that's right, because life is short and you don't want to be doing that playing like, I know, Assassin's Creed 19 or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Like twice a year,

I'll buy a game and I'm like, you know what? This is a, this was a really well-rated big ticket item game that came out seven years ago, so now it's only like 15 bucks because old stuff should be cheaper. Well, they're taking that away because they're taking the disc out of the PlayStation. They're taking the disc out of the PlayStation. Yeah. Taking the discount, putting the price up. This is a much of. wildly outraged cross-talk for 35. If you took part of the scrap out of the PlayStation, the PlayStation should be cheaper.

That's some of the copy you're taking out. Plus, now I've got to pay more for memory because the games aren't on the disc anymore. It has to go on the PlayStation. It's got to go, I don't have room for all these fucking games. Do you have a big a call of Judy game is? No, too big for me. Too big for me. I know my limits.

But you have to do your exercises You have to train up to call it Oh, I'm being kegling, I think I'm up to Modern Warfare 2 Modern Warfare 3 Still out there Quote I would hate to see another business go through this Gubbergool said, it's awful

You just got Greek for a minute there Yeah, he's Multi-Columbullobolus Yeah Is he in Jersey City is in New Jersey He's in Newark. Is he in, uh,

uh, uh, Hackensack. Are we harmonizing? Oh boy. Hey, a bunch of the stuff that we're complaining about is kind of just like perfectly. The copper.

The copper? Okay. It keeps the, the gubergool cold. That's why it's all in a dumpster out the front. But not all the copper. Not all the copper. Not all the gubergible go ruined.

Yeah, enough gubergul to ruin the copper. No. Yeah. Who gives a fuck? A lot of stuff we're complaining about will hit pretty hard if you're millennial. Maybe not if you are JetX. We talk about JetX people in GenX Watch. This comes to us from R slash Gen X.

I need to grill. Now they've finished this with the, I think of it as a boomer affectation, but I guess maybe some older GenX might do it as well. They're finishing every sentence with an ellipsis. Yeah, it's a boomer. Bumer affectation, right? I don't even know what it conveys. I have no idea what it's meant to add. Gen X is the Terminal Lull.

We've been talking a lot about the Terminal Loll. Yeah. That's Gen Z. That's our thing. I think... Oh, is that Alan Moore Batman book? Yeah, I think Terminal Elipsis is definitely a Gen X sort of thing. I don't know.

Anything about comics are kind of read grown-up things. It's a killing joke. It's called The Killing Joke. It's about a Terminal Lull. Killing Joke. Sort of both kind of anonymous. That's pretty good, actually. Yeah, okay.

Fuck. What of my guilty pleasure is firing up the grill and slapping on some meat to barbecue? What do you mean guilty? That's just cooking. That's pleasure, brother. No, now it's illegal. It's illegal to fire up the grill. It will be.

It's going to be soon. In Mumbai's going to come to the house and say, where am I? Quick, turn off the grill for he puts his hand on it. can't even put the grill on anymore Joe Biden's going to come around to your house Put his hand on it It's just those fucking WikiHour pictures

Of like the baby reaching up for the sauce spoon Yeah But it's Joe Biden Can't have dives Can't have a couple doors That open by themselves Yeah Nothing fancy

But I do prefer skewers Especially the Asian kind Brackets Habachi style Been a minute and my taste bud are salivating while I wait and marinate the meat. Yum. That's so sad. You only got one taste bud left? Me and my taste bud hanging out at the grill.

Carefully placing each bite of food onto my single remaining taste bud. Fortunately, it's the umami one. Yeah, thank God. Yeah, I'm treating it good. That's literally it. That's the post. That's just someone who's just posted the Gen X. I'm being like, I love grilling.

I'm waiting to grill right now. Any other Gen Xers love grilling? That's cool. We all love grilling. Everybody loves grilling. You're outside. There's like waiting. It's not a very active cooking process for a lot of it.

Social cooking. You're not away in the kitchen. Yeah. You're out there with your buds, with your friends. And they help. You say, oh, I've got to go take a big fucking shit. Can you turn over the lamb chops? But I bring you a beer.

Can I get you a beer? And they kiss you because you're wearing the kiss the chef apron. Yeah. Everybody gives you a little kiss. You're right then that's what's great about hanging out with your friends. You can turn them and say, Oh, my guts! I have seven seconds to make him to the toilet.

Take the tongs. Take the tongs. I've talked about the apron my dad has before, right? Where it's like a very muscular guy, like on the, wearing the apron, on the apron. And then it's like hip, deep water and then under the water there's a fish sucking him off. suck him off. Yeah, yeah, the happy, the happy chef. And he wears that.

What? Yeah. The fish is sucking him off. It's a genre of... This is a common genre of like... Of apron, yeah. The original, I believe, is the happy fisherman. It's a pastiche apron, yeah.

Might as well just be like, suck off the chef. Jesus. Okay. All right. It's a motif apron. If you Google, I think the happy fisherman, you will get the... He's happy because he's getting sucked off by a fish. Well, yeah, because under the water, oh my God, it's such a good fucking image.

There's no question. There's no questions asked under the water. You must imagine Sisyphus getting sucked off under the water. I guess he must, yeah. One must imagine Sisyphus getting sucked off. Oh man, that's just, it's so powerful. And I wish I could, oh, I've seen another version here where he's getting sucked off by a mermaid where I think it's the cowardly version of it.

Oh, it's no good. It's like full dick and balls out. Oh, my God. Yeah, not that one. This one, in this one is very tasteful. The fishes is covering the entire. Obscenity. I'm seeing a silhouette and then I'm seeing quite a detailed drawing with dick and balls out.

I believe the detailed drawing with a sort of orange coloration is the original, the OG. That's fucked. That's fucked. It's beautiful. I think it's a stunning work of art. I think it's amazing. It's interesting that he kind of has a dog mouth. The fisherman?

No, the way the fisherman, the way his lips are drawn. Oh, yeah, that one. Okay. Yeah, okay. I think he's sort of pursing his lips at extreme pleasure. because he's about to nut Why is he, but he's wearing a shirt. I don't think he should be doing that shit.

I think what happens under water between him and the fish is between him and the fish. We're not holding the fish to account. Look, I know that this is an audio format and we are describing a picture to you, but there's a couple of important features that I think we haven't touched on yet. One of which is, he is nude below the waist, like we said,

but he's got his shirt tied in like a little knot. It's like a cunty little knot. It keeps out of the water. It is kind of cunty. He knew he was getting sucked off. And you can tell how much he loves it because his toes are wiggling.

Yeah. He's wiggling his toes. There's little movement lines around his toes. He's probably about to or currently nutting based on the picture. I don't like this one. I don't care for it. That Jet X story was not the sort of thing

that would have made the news. We talk about things that did make the news in headline news. Ghost students leave Jackson Man with $6,000 in student loans Excuse me Yeah, ghosts got him They shouldn't be doing that shit Yeah, they should be doing that

Kroger acquiring giant eagle That'll be great for Kroger I'm sure that'll come handy You'll get the freaking ring to frickin' bordeaux, am I right? Yeah Cherry industry debuts true tart certification, Lucy. Fuck off.

I'm going to bring back tart. My Nana loves to call a woman on the TV a tart. I think tart's fun. Tart's just like fun and flirty. It doesn't have like the sexual weight of slut, but there is like, oh, you tart. Yeah. I agree, Ben.

It's not the same as calling a woman a disgusting whore. Yes. He is different to that. It's similar. but different. Dutch Wonderland closed due to code purple air quality. Yeah.

Horrible in there. Very warm, I heard. Oven-like, almost. See this bug? State officials want you to kill it. Okay. I'm getting my biggest gun out. Is it paid?

I think this is one of those morality tests. They try to see whether or not you'll kill the bug. Whether or not you'll do it. Yeah. This tiny bird knocked my hat off. And it wasn't a lot. afraid to do it again.

Kind of flirty bird. He got your hat. Stop. Stop her. Stop her. Now, actually, I've just realized the last one of this list I put in there a little while ago and now it's not that funny because it's the only thing of the news. You got the explosive diarrhea parasite.

Now what? I mean, the only one thing left to do. The only way out is through, I think. It's only going out one. way, hopefully. I just thought of that, by the way. I just came up with that. Wow, you are so good at aphorisms.

Yeah, thanks. You're sort of the queen of aphorisms. Yeah. Headline news. Sometimes it's mildly interesting, but not always. We talk about things that are definitely mildly interesting. Now that's mildly interesting. Now, this is just something that I learned this week that might be common knowledge.

I think Andrew probably already knows this. Now you guys know Stevie Wonder, the musician Stevie Wonder. Yeah. Cross him. Andrew, do you know Stevie Wonder's first name? Uh, Steveld. Steveland. Steveland.

Really? It's Steveland. His first name is Steveland. That's not the mildly interesting thing. I'm just getting us primed for the mildly interesting thing. Okay, yeah, yeah. I'm halfway interested already. Okay, now can you tell me, I want you all to guess,

what senses Stevie Wonder, Steve and Stevie Wonder had in the latter half of 1973. Just from the big five. We don't have to go through sense of orientation and telekinesis. He lost his sense of taste in a car accident. No, sense of smell, rather, in a car accident. Both. Both.

Because if you lose your sense of smell, you lose your taste, right? He lost his sense of smell and his sense of taste in 1973 for a while. So for a bit there, he was rocking two out of five. Two out of five and he's still making the fucking going crazy on the keys. I mean, he was left. Two out of five or he was missing two out of five? No, he had two out of five. He was left with two out of five.

What was the third one he was missing? I think he's blinded. He's blind. Blind and taste, you said. And smell. And smell. And smell. This would have been really funny if you knew the thing about the smell and the taste

would have never heard that he was blind. He's blind? Yeah, so for a while, he'd like, he had the two that he probably was delighting in the most, I would say, left to him. Yeah. Like, you know, those are probably his money makers. But that's, that's just seems like. I knew this from watching War Card. Is that, is the War Card one directly referencing Stevie Wonder?

Yeah, Stevie Wonder using it, losing a sense of smell. I didn't know that. That's crazy. Yeah, great movie. really, really, really funny movie. That's apparently impossible to convince your wife to watch with you. Can't be done. No interest.

Really? I couldn't even if I'd start. It's so funny. Lord knows I'm trying. Do you know what? My ex really tried a long time and I was like, that doesn't sound very good. And then I eventually came. Just keep pressuring your wife.

Just keep pressure on your wife. Just keep pressure on it. Until the advice came from outside of her. Try putting it right in front of her face. Oh my God. This fucking sucks. You don't have to tell us if you're taking issue with some of the stuff you've just heard because we know it's bad. But if you were going to contact us, you could do it for the Bontevista hotline.

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This comes to us from listener Kate. Kate writes, Dear Bonte Vista, your episode in episode 454, Bulldoging My Periscope. and my Charlie Chaplin reminded me of this thing that happened where I live a few years ago. Katie then proceeded to sorry Kate

proceeded to summarize this in a quite familiar. Yeah it's too much. We barely know each other. Kate summarized this in a quite funny and entertaining way but I think we kind of need the story in full

because this is magnificent. This is from the Massachusetts newspaper The Greenfield Recorder in September of 2021. Greenfield Man shares harrowing tale of beaver attack. So you can see how this is relevant. Yep.

A local man will soon find his story in a wilderness and environmental medical journal after surviving a gruesome attack from a presumably rabid beaver while swimming in a remote Franklin County pond two weeks ago. Oh, we're just presuming that about people? Presumably, yeah. Yes. Mark Prez Piracini, 73, nearly drowned and required stitches after repeatedly fighting off the semi-aquatic rodent as he made his way back to shore.

Semi-aquatic. Semi-aquatic, yeah. Yeah. How strong is a beaver? How strong is a beaver? It's one of those unanswerable questions. The September 6th attack left Piracchini with lacerations from head to toe, chunks of flesh torn from his arms and legs,

a fractured finger on his right hand, and a lacerated tender on his left index finger. Jesus. I didn't think a bever would be this fearful. Like It's cruel Yeah I mean They're a big

They're fucking They're sizable Are they sizable? I never see the beaver They can give you lacerations from head to toe Chucks of flesh torn from your arms

and legs I'm just learning I'm learning to be afraid of the beaver Yeah I'm not doing a bit I'm not doing that one again We've already done it We're already done it

Bivers aren't all small Like you see in the videos They've got various shapes and sizes Sometimes I'm so normal. We're doing it again. Quote, I still can't feel my thumb, said Perichini, who also suffered significant blood loss.

Why did you put that injury separate? Why did you put that as a coda, as an addendum? Yeah, yeah. You're trying to discredit the stuff that he's saying. By the way, he's lost a lot of blood, so don't listen to him about the thumb. Benjamin Woodard, doctorally prepared nurse practice,

Tritianer treated Pierichini at Bay State Franklin Medical Center in Greenfield with assistance from nurse Samantha Keith. Quote, it was pretty wild, Woodard said. I've seen a lot of animal bites, but I have never seen a beaver attack. Woodard is working on an article to be published at a wilderness at environmental medical journal. Pirichini said he gave his blessing to Woodard's endeavor in the hopes that his story and the experience Woodard acquired while treating him will help someone in the future. Quote, this isn't a story about a crazy beaver, Piracini said. This is a story about the natural world. This is a story about human beings being a part of it.

Not different from it, not apart from it. Our presence degrades it, unfortunately, because we don't pay attention to our effect on it. So let's inform people about the world around us. That's beautiful. That's fucking... I don't think that's true. I think this is a story about a crazy beaver. Fresh axiom.

Stop informing me about it. things. I love this fucking guy's attitude. That's so beautiful. We're not apart from the natural world. We are part of the natural world, but we do make the natural world worse by being a part of it. That's the annihilation, baby. I think that's what the Area X trilogy is about.

Yeah, I think that's, yep. Fucking hell, dude. Piragini explained he often enjoys taking a morning bicycle ride to a secluded spot in the woods to basket nature's bounty. Cool. That's awesome. You tell at me every morning, most mornings, you get on your bicycle, you go to a secluded, wooded glen and you bask? Sounds like a thinly veiled reference to nudism to me. I think this man might be one of those nudismists.

I think he's sunning his yoni or his asshole. I think that's what he meant when he's like animals and humans are not like so different, right? Because most humans are wearing jeans. Yes. Yeah. Very few animals are wearing jeans. And they're mostly in freaking holly weird. Am I right?

Yeah. Because they got to hit monkeys, they put in clothes. I don't know what they're doing over there. Yeah. He declined to disclose the location because he does not want people flocking to the area and further disrupting the wildlife. Because he's nude, because he's sunning his yoni. Because he's sunning his yoni.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't want you to see that. That's just for the beavers. He said he likes to swim to a small grassy island, about 50, from shore so he can take in the natural, undisturbed beauty and listen to the wind blow. The spot has been near and dear to his heart for half a century. Asshole, full out in the sun. 50 years, secret spot, yoni sunning, and then all of a sudden, after 50 years,

nature says, nah, not today, pal. Stood up. I'm not going to take it anymore. That's still a good run. That's still a good run. 50 years, one beaver attack. You know, not bad. That's fucking cruel.

50 years, one beaver. Animals have been watching it for a long time, and they finally agreed. We're going to fucking get it. I don't think he's carrying a gun. I don't think he's carrying a gun. Fucking get him. He said he meditated and watched the ducks on September 6th before deciding to swim back to his bike at roughly 11 a.m.

I don't like this guy. It's performative. Oh, I was meditating with the ducks. He won't. It sounds like he could be a lot more productive. Touch a computer. Touch a PlayStation controller, dude. You know this guy's high as fuck as well, right?

He'd like smoked a couple of fat blunts on the island with the ducks. That's what he was meditating about. Yeah. gives him a deep meditation, the sacred herb, which means he was thoroughly, psychologically unprepared for the beaver attack. That's true. I would be so unprepared for being attacked, man.

Oh, no. Oh, dude, I was so spaced out. I couldn't, ow. Stop it, man, hey. Oh, come on. Getting bitten on one hand and putting my other hand out to stop it. Oh. Holding the joint up above the water.

Hey, quit it. Stop, stop. You're splashing it, dude. Brother, come on. It's only 11 a.m. I'm still waking up. So hungry. Quote, the beaver started on my leg. I never saw him.

I thought it was some weird mutant lake trout. Yeah, you're fucking hop head. Because you're whacked out. Fucking idiot. Oh, God, it's probably a freaky fish. Get off the weed and get a job. Get off the pot, dude. You don't believe that, Ben.

You don't believe anyone should be getting off the weed and getting a job. I don't believe that at all. No, so sometimes we say things on here that are actually contrary to our values. As a way to draw attention to the issues. Quote, he surfaced in my head and grabbed my head. He went to bite my head. I punched him a couple of times. Hey, that's my head.

And not so peace laughing now, are you a freaking hippie? Yeah. Well, I mean, the beaver violated the NAP. So what are you going to do? Yeah, that's true. You're allowed to push the beaver if it does that. Quit it, dude. If you do this three more times, I'm going to have to start punching you, dude.

And I don't want it. Come on. Ow, my laceration. I bet it feels pretty good to punch a beaver. Yeah. I've been thinking about how it must have felt for that orca to blast that sunfish. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, we all saw that, actually. We all saw that. Did you hear it, though? It's gone around the bar. Oh, no, I didn't hear it. Yeah, they're recording the audio underwater. And it sounds like somebody, it sounds like someone hitting a watermelon with a baseball. It's fucking crazy.

It's fucking crazy. It sounds like that push got detonated. Like, can you imagine, like, for an orca, that's got to be the greatest thing you're ever going to feel in your entire life. Oh, no. He's really trucking. He's really trucking when he hits that thing. Well, no, one of his friends was there holding the fucking sunfish for him. Like a pinata.

Yeah. That's so rough. That's fucked. You can't anthropomorphize animals, but orcas may. we've got to be the worst. The worst of all of them. Except for that stuff they did with those boats in the Mediterranean. Everyone's like,

this is great. And then you watch the fucking BBC whatever where they're just tossing the like seal cubs for fun. Oh, they're evil. They're evil creatures. Horrible. Oh, I saw a video the other day of some people who were out doing like either whale watching or dolphin watching stuff.

And then these orcas showed up and started like obliterating the dolphins. And they were doing that thing where they're like, where they, you know, like with the seals, where they shoot up out of the water and make them like ragged old. That's horrible. Except doing that to a dolphin. Fuck. O-Qas has got that dark intelligence, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They're evil. Something's wrong in those guys. Hey, guys, check this out. Hey, a nice sunfish. I bet you like having it. Now you don't. What's up now when your sunfish has exploded? I think that is, that is like the defining difference, isn't it?

They are doing like monstrous and cruel and violent things, but they're specifically doing it for the other orcas who are watching. Yeah, they're sort of like the joker. Yeah. Birichini said the 35 to 40 pound beaver repeatedly dove underwater and resurfaced about 15 feet in front of him to begin attacking again. That's a big beaver. Fucking weed-addled brain being like, oh my God, thank God, it's gone. What was it doing again?

Oh, yes, swimming back to shore. Awesome. Some kind of trout. Just every time. Oh my God, a weird fish. Oh, no, it's the beaver. That's right. Fuck.

He estimates the attack lasted five minutes before he could get to shore. He said he realized he was going to drown if he focused on fighting back. Quote, I just had to take the licking and get to shore. Sometimes you've just got to take the licking. Yeah, sometimes you've got to take the licking. This is like the unhappy. fisherman, the unhappy island meditator. What's happening under

water to that guy? You should get your dad an apron where a beaver's ripping his dick off. Wish I wore pants here. Screaming guys smoking a blunt above the water. The water of beaver tairs his dick to shreds. And his toes are still

wiggling. The unhappy Budavista listener. Headphones are joint in mouth. By the time I got short, I was exhausted, he recounted. I think that he briefly passed out near his bike due to exhaustion and blood loss. Quote, if I had to swim 10 more yards, I would have drowned.

If he had come on shore, he would have finished me off. Really? Potential to do the funniest thing ever. It's just to come on shore and finish him off. Just be like, well, thank God that's over. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, a beaver. That thing must be semi-aquatic.

Oh, no. Thank God that thing's entirely aquatic. Yep. Finally safe. An aquatic mammal. Nothing to worry about. A pit of little footsteps behind him.

Oh, cool, a beaver. Oh, a beaver. Oh, no. This is a strange of a trout in disguise. Super mutant lake trout. Fuck. I would not have been able to fight him off.

He would have finished killing me. Okay. That's such a. I don't know that. That's... Yeah. I don't know if his intention is to kill you. I don't think you had intent. I think you're assigning a lot of intent to this beaver. Pirichini said he crawled onto his bike and peddled about a mile and a half to his car

then drove to the emergency room. That's crazy, dude. That's crazy. But, you know, you're a bit stoned. It's a beautiful day. You're riding your bike. It's not all bad. Yeah. Get into the emergency. What happened to you, man? I don't know. I don't know, man. I was meditating with the ducks, and then I was on my bike. Some kind of trout got me. It was a trout attack.

Woodard said Perichita is in excellent shape and was in remarkably good spirits throughout the entire time at the hospital. Very fuckable. Yeah, very. Keeping it tight. He said Perichita could have easily bled death or drowned. He mentioned animal bites are usually inflicted by raccoons, foxes, and squirrels. Emily Stelarski, Communications Coordinator for the Massachusetts Division of Fisheries and Wildlife,

said the divisions biologists say beaver bites and attacks are rare. It doesn't really help him. Yeah. It's just meant to make him feel bad, like he was targeted or... Hey, don't worry. This basically never happens.

Oh, cool. Sorry, sir, we have determined that you are distinctly unlikable. Yeah. You have been rejected by Gaia. Yeah. They gave you a good 50 years, that they said, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no anymore. You had a good run, get out of here.

It's over. I've given it so long for this dude to grow on me, and it's not fucking happening. Get a PS5, bro. Get a PS5. Set out of the assyver. They should be cheaper now. They've been out for ages. They're so expensive now.

They took the discs out of them. Disc out. Make a cheaper. Have you ever listened to Putter Vista, you might like it. Quote, almost all these incidents that we are aware of have occurred when people are swimming in a beaver pond. near a beaver lodge and a few of these incidents evolve swimming with dogs, she said in an email. Places you'd expect to encounter

beavers. Yeah, they're in the top five for sure. Quote, each time our biologist felt it was a beaver acting territorial near its lodge, in each case we recommend rabies shots for the person or the dog that was bitten. Woodard said people should avoid beaver dens adding that beavers typically warn humans

by slapping their tails. But I don't have a tail. Yeah. Great stuff, man. Good stuff. Fuck. Quote, definitely don't hang out and take pictures, he said. Just get out of there. Maybe a pretty good slideshow of like,

this is a beaver that I saw. This is that beaver a foot closer to me. Another foot closer to me. Yep. And I'm dropping my dick. He's ripping my dick off. He's ripping my dick. And here's a picture of my intact hand holding one of my fingers from my other hand.

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