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Episode Date: February 26, 2021

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Oh, hello. You must be the new employee. Welcome to Lockheed Martin. Come on in. This is, you're in the F-35 program, right? Yeah, no, no, this is the right place. Just over here, come on. You got your desk here. We just got you an alienware laptop.

I hope that's all right. We also bought you those $400 MacBook wheels, or the Mac server wheels. Didn't get you a Mac server for them though, so if you don't like them you can just toss them straight in the bin. Let's see what else we got here at Lockheed Martin the F-35 program. So lunch is Alat, that's fine. Or if you don't like anything on the menu, just take the company credit card and go down, you know, wherever the fuck you want. It's good. No one's really, no one's really looking after this stuff. So we're usually rocking about 10, their own, timeshape. to on your time sheet because they will be paid over time yeah hey so I'm I'm theo I'm working on

the developer so I'm working on the on the UI for the you know the fucking screens and stuff they get in the in the helmet yeah yeah I got to tell you it's not really... You wanna... Yeah. Sorry. But, yeah. But, yeah, let's do a quick whip around the office, go down to the hangar. We'll go and see, oh, here's Andrew.

So Andrew's the guy that staple guns all of the stealth material onto the plane and make sure it doesn't fall off midflight. It does still, he's still falling off midflight though, isn't that right, Andrew? Hey, what's up man? Hey. Good, good to meet you. Nice. I got a little mini fridge down here.

Yeah, can you throw me one of them? Yeah. All right, one of these bad boys. One for the new starter as well. Lockheed man puts it all in the credit card and that goes straight to you the ta like it around here, man. I don't know how good the stealth stuff works like in flight because I'll be honest with the staples are not doing the job once you get up to speed. Uh, don't really know what else to do about that. Not putting a lot of time and resources into figuring it out because to be honest,

I spent a fair bit of my time tucking the stealth material into my backpack to take home........ tucing the stealth material into my backpack to take home. And I'm working on a stealth suit there. It plays a big part in my peeping tomery, my panty raids, things of that nature. And I gotta say, like, it's working pretty good in like a dark environment, up a tree, outside the window of some sexy co-eds, you know? So if you're looking... Plus you get those billable hours. Billable hours and plus like every time I take

some of the shit out nobody gets mad they just say better order some more. Probably fill off the plane again. Well fell off the plane, get some more. Hey Andrew, could you get us in some more? I order twice as much. Everybody's happy. It's great. Yeah, the cost went up double, so... Yeah. That sucks, man, but... What are you going to do? Make it cheaper? It's not really nothing. And, all right, well, while we're here, Lucy's also here in the hangar. Lucy, you're in charge of making sure that the pilots don't die of like oxygen starvation up there, like all the tubes and stuff work. Oh, yeah, hey man. How's it going for you? This job's like really very chill. I, you know, I'm tape and stuff up. I chat to the pilot sometimes we've got a ping pong table here. Sometimes they come back alive. Exactly. But, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th th, th thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi, like thi, like thi, like thi, like thi, like thi, like thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi to to to thi to thi thi thi to thi thi's a, we've got a ping pong table here.

Sometimes they come back alive. Exactly, but you know, I got free beers on Friday. Sometimes management orders us some dominoes pizza. I'm really enjoying my time here. Gotta say it is a pretty sweet gig. I think that we've all got. You know, when you get on a, when you get on a gravy train, you don't really really to to to to get to get to get to get to get a to get a to get a to get a to get a to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the their, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, they-s, they-s, they-s, they-s, theat, that, to-s, to-s, that, that, they-s, they-s, they-s, they-s, the get on a gravy train, you don't really want to get off. We want to ride that, ride that as long as you can. That's right.

If you can like... Hey, do you guys want to carpool to Terry's funeral on the weekend? Who's Terry, man? I love those test pilots, but it is, it is hard to remember their names around here because it seems like you know you're just meeting Terry and then we're... That's right, you pass around the card, signing a card for Terry's wife. I know why the card has to be so big. Every day. I know you guys want that on your score sheet, but that one actually belongs to us.

We got one of the new juniors and he got the thing, you know the program, the wrong, the program, the program, the program, the program, the program, the program, the program, the program, the program, the program, the program, the program, the program, the program, the program, the program, the program, the program, the program, the thing, you know, the program around the wrong way. I told him it goes, it goes canopy first and then eject a seat. And he kind of got it switched around. We're not really... We're not really watching. So, I mean the canopy did go off eventually. But only the pieces that were still left after Terry had been shot through it like mark point eight. I think that's a win though because it shows that the canopy works. It shows the canopy works. The code is still running, it didn't crash.

Yeah. There's no exception. You know what the problem is? Is that it's long enough at the program you say Which way around? Ah, which was this? Yeah and surely Should we put more comments in surely because there was such an issue with the last time I must have come straight back and swapped it around and I don't want to swap it back? No, so I'm gonna leave it as you get it wrong absolutely and then you send next Terry up there, you know Terry too. Well, we're all. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. Surely. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. Surely, the. Surely, th Yeah. Well, we're all having a great time here.

We're loving our job here at the F-35 program at Lockheed Martin. Now, to all take a big sip of our drink and check the Premier News source for plain news. That's right, it's plainly speaking. Oh, no, I wasn't ready. That's fine. We'll do it in post, we'll remember it in post. Ah, this is your Captain speaking. Please return your seat to their upright positions as we are coming in hot on another edition of Plainly Speaking. Now it is so cool that we're all here working on possibly the single most expensive thing in human history.

An expensive generally means really good, right? Really effective, useful. But sometimes... I like to think of these as premium aircraft. That's right. Oh, we'll get to that. But sometimes, expensive things are worse. And I'm just opening up this little article here from Forbes.

The US Air Force just admitted the F-35 stealth fighter has failed. Who could have thought? Fuck. We've certainly never mentioned this before. Oopsie, doopsie. So the US Air Force's top officer wants the service to develop an affordable, lightweight fighter to replace hundreds of cold war vintage F-16s and complement a small fleet of sophisticated but costly and unreliable stealth fighters. Does this sound familiar to anybody yet? The result would be a high, low mix of expensive fifth generation F-2s and F-35s, and inexpensive fifth generation minus jets

explained Air Force Chief of Staff General Charles Brown Jr. possibly on his last day in the office. This guy got that real Charlie Brown energy. Hohama. If that sound, if that plan sounds familiar, it's because the Air Force a generation ago launched development of an affordable, lightweight fighter to replace hundreds of Cold War vintage F-16s and complement a small future fleet of sophisticated but costly and unreliable stealth fighters. I feel like they really missed the mark on that affordable part. They did.

It was sort of like, you know when you get in a project and you get so far and you kind of look around you go, fuck what, what was the point of this again? How did we get here? And of course the article is talking about the F-35 still. The 25-ton stealth war plane has become the very problem it was supposed to solve. Now America needs a new fighter to solve the F-35 problem, officials said. So now that I've got my hand in the tar patch, I'll point of bullet out with the other hand. So with a sticker price of around $100 million per plane, including the engine, the F-35 is expensive. So just as a little fun note, so the F-35 again was supposed to be the cheap option that replaced F-16s and A-10s to run alongside the F-22. So F-22 premium, the F-35, just the

just a value range, the pizza. It's a it's a Hawaiian of planes planes apparently but it now costs $100 million per plane and the F-22 sticker price is about 138 million dollars you actually I'm sorry I just got to take issue here you cannot get the Hawaiian from the value range at Domino's it is however that is so true. Yeah, you can get a... Did they upspeck it? You can get a ham and cheese. You can get a classic margarita. You can get a pepperoni. But then you've got to move up into the traditional range to get a Hawaiian. But it is cheaper to order a ham and cheese from the value range and have them

add pineapple. Which is what I think they were supposed to be to be the they just kept adding onions, olives, chicken, seafood that's going to cost you. The problem is if you order it like that from Domino's they will make the pizza sarcastically. Oh absolutely I have been there. And that 100% happens. So with stealthy and brimming high-tech sensors, it's also maintenance intensive, buggy and unreliable. We really got to work on that. That kind of sounds like an us issue.

The F-35 is not a low-cost, lightweight fighter, said Dan Ward, former Air Force Program manager, and the author of some bullshit book. The F-35 is a Ferrari, Brown told reporters last Wednesday. You don't drive your Ferrari to work every day, you only drive it on Sundays. This is our- Why did I get a Ferrari then? Well, because we didn't want to drive the Lamborghini on, you know, on a Wednesday.

I saw a Lamborghini Huracan, however you say that. At the Kipak shops the other tha, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tha, th, th, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tho, tho, tho, tho, thu, thu, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thu, thuol, thu, thuol, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha''n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n, tha, tha, tha, th however you say that, at the Kippak shops the other day, very out of place. I don't know what that means. There's not the place. Like just down to my local shops out the front of like the Club Lime Gym. I assume it's whoever owned the Club Libe gym or deals steroids to ever run in the Club. And I love just parking directly out front. Yeah. I assume it's whoever owned the club live gym or deals steroids to ever run in the club. And they love just parking directly out front. Yeah. He says, I want to moderate how much we're using those aircraft, Brown said.

So you know how you've got this expensive stuff? And the more expensive it is, the less you want to use it. So is this guy basically saying that like, um, he's, he's doing the equivalent of putting, like the plastic, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the plastic, the plastic, the plastic, the plastic, the plastic, the plastic, the plastic, the plastic, the plastic, the plastic, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the like he's he's doing the equivalent of putting like the the plastic on the couch? They're absolutely throwing the plastic down on these bad boys. Yeah hey hey I'm not getting any come on these F-35s. I paid good money for this TV I'm not just going to take the remote out of the plastic bag came in. You crazy? You lose all the resale value on that F-35. Lose all the resale value of your F-35. So just a quick note there as well with them

moderating how much we're using those aircraft. I looked it up the hourly, the per hour cost of running an F-35 is somewhere in the region of 60,000 US dollars. Oh, goodness. Every hour and remember we're not at war. I mean in we might be in Iraq still but where the F-35 flying most of the places we're not at war we're just we're just flying the fucking golf just doing whatever. You just got to have your F-35 just sitting there you know? You've got to have your F-35 and you don't want it. You've got it. If you've got it and you don't use it, they'll take it away. But if you use it too much, then you'll blow your budget for next year. So you really want to find the fine line for the hour it takes to send Terry

3 up and crush his skull in the canopy. You don't want that kerosene getting stale in the tanks. No. Got to turn the engine over every now. Turn the engine over. He likes it. He needs that F-35 engine warm. Hence the need for a new low-in fighter to pick up the slack in day-a-up. to-up. to-up. to-up. to-up. to-up. to-up. to-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up to-up to-up to-up to-up to-up to-up the-up the-up the the-up the-up to-up the-up the-up to-up the-up to-up to-up the to to to to to to to the to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their-up tick-up tick-up tha-coa-coa-c-c-crue-cuiceiceice thae-cuice thae-cuice. thae-s. to-s. to-coa-upe-up. tha-35 engine warm. Hence the need for a new low-in fighter to pick up the slack in day-to-day operations. Today the Air Force's roughly 1,000 F-16s meet that need, but the flying branch hasn't bought a new F-16 from Lockheed since 2001. The F-16s are old. I'd just point out, F-16 from Lockheed Martin. The plane they're trying to produce a cheap the cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap to to to to to to to to to to to to the cheap to the to the the the the the to the F-22, the plane they're trying to produce a cheap version of, also from a Lockheed Martin, and the F-22, and stop me if you've heard this one before,

ended up going way over budget, way over time, the unit price is way higher than it should have been, and yet Lockheed Bunch, we just keep getting paid apparently. They keep signing those checks. There's a new one, there's an F-35, so what's the problem? There is an F-35, that's right. Yeah, you know what I hear when you say all that? I hear that we are dominating the market.

We are going smashing it and I think it would probably just stay that way forever. Really. I think so. We are crushing it. So in his last interview before leaving his post in January, Will Roper, the Air Force's top acquisition official floated the idea of new F-16 orders. But Brown shot down the idea saying he doesn't want more of the classic planes. I'm sick of these boring classic planes.

Never mind the fact that we're not actually up against any. I mean, I think, you know, everyone knows it's to show China that we're... We could be up against him. We could be up against you. We don't, unless you want to be. We don't unless you want to be. Look I don't want to fight. I don't want to fight. I'm good. Let's be friends. Do you want to fight? I don't want to fight. If you did want to fight though like I'd be ready for it. I know all the all the moves. It's a it's Marvin.

It's a it's Marvin, your cousin Marvin Lockheed Martin. You know that new plane you're looking for? How different does the plane have to be really? Is this going to be, is this going to be the Homer Simpson designed car of plane? Well, it's become, and they'll get into this a little bit. Well, who knows what the fuck the next thing's going to be? But, um, so ton non-stilty F-16 is too difficult to upgrade with the latest software Brown explained Instead of ordering fresh F-16s They should initiate a clean sheet design for a new low-end fighter. So you know when at work when someone's just like, oh, we should just do a rewrite of the whole software stack

that always goes extremely well except this is to shoot, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. th. th. th. the, the, the, the, theateate, the, the, theat, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the, the, the, the, the the the the thean to tean tean tean tean tean tean tean tean tean tean tean te to shoot hellfire missiles into countries we're not even really sure where at war with. So Brown's comments are a tacitem admission that the F-35 has failed. As conceived in the 1990s, the program was supposed to produce thousands of fighters to displace almost all of the existing tactical warplanes in the inventories of the Air Force, Navy, and Marine Corps. And this is where they went wrong. I think this is at the core of the issue, except, I mean, apart from the fact that the whole American military just serves to enrich defense contractors. This specifically, so they wanted nearly 1,800 F-35s to replace aging F-16s and A-10s

and constitute the low end of a low-high fighter mix with 180 twin engines F-22s making up the high end. But they baked failure into the F-35s very concept. They tried to make it do too much, said some diphthit. There's a small wing version for land-based operations, a big-wing version for the-n-navies-nave-a-a-n-n-n-n-n-ne-ne-ne-fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fease-fease-fease-fease-fease-fease-fease-fease-fffffffffffffe-fe-fe-fe-fe-fe-fe-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne, to-ne-ne, toe, to-ne, to-ne, to-ne, to-ne, to-ne, to-ne, to-ne, to-nededed-ne, to-ne, to-ne.. to-ne. to-ne. to-ne. to-naererererererer. to-naerer. to-naer. to-na-na-na-nease-ne. to-n wing version for land-based operations, a big-wing version for the Navy's catapult-equipped aircraft carriers, and for the small deck assault ships, the Marines lied in, right? A vertical landing model with a downward blasting lift engine. They're just talking about the one from Avatar, right? They are 100% talking about the one from Avatar. It's really cool. It could just like go up and down by itself. They are 100% talking about the one from Avatar. It's really cool.

It could just like go up and down by itself. It also, we're also talking about a two and a half trillion dollar program, but it can go up and down. What's this? What's the aircraft carry have a catapole? What's also to, to, because it's not long enough. The slingshot thing. The slingshot thing, right? So it's not an aircraft carrier runway is not long enough for a plane often to take off by

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It's so good. We could have just given $1 trillion to the Chinese and go, hey, I'll be your best friend. I'll give you half of the amount we're going to spend on this. Did you guys see that today, so you know how the a couple of weeks has been a lot of debate about like how much the job seeker rate should be increased by? And the government settled on like two pennies. They said oh you can rub them together. Yeah sure did. Yep. So we were talking I mean the the line was $80 a day, right? And we ended up getting an additional 25 a week, is that correct?

$3.57 per day, actually. Yeah, I'm looking board. Which is still a cut from what it is right now. Yeah, so they want, the government wants to be able to say we are increasing, we're the first government to increase the rate that we're giving so like like the like the like the like the like unemploy unemployed unemployed unemployed unemployed unemployed unemployed unemployed unemployed unemployed unemployed unemployed unemployed unemployed unemployed unemployed unemployed the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their $ $ $....00.00.00.00.00. their $ $ $80.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00.00. Yeah, their their their their their their their their their their their their we're the first government to increase the rate that we're giving so like unemployed benefits in however many decades but they're also letting the they're also letting like the what you call the the increase that they did during the pandemic yeah the COVID subsidy they're

letting that lapse so it's going down by a bunch. It's going down. And then they're saying, but we're increasing it by this much, so what it washes out at is $3.50 a day. It's 25 bucks a week, yeah, it's five lattes. Yeah, which is very depressing. Very depressing. And today a thing was passed in Parliament.

That is where we pass things generally. Sounds right. I just, I don't pay attention enough in stories to whether it's Parliament or the Senate. But it was a $500 million funding increased to the War Memorial. And, oh yeah. And every single person in there except for Andrew Wilkie voted in favor of it Well, you got to respect your troops. It's the most important thing. Maybe we should do a whole bit on that

Because it's it's grifts all the way down. It's so bad Not even giving any fucking money to troops like I know that this is I know this is the same tired shit everybody says, but it's like if you actually gave a fuck. the fuck. the fuck. the fuck. the fuck. the fuck. the fuck. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to the th. the to to. the the the to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. to. the. to. the. is I know this is the same tired shit everybody says but it's like if you actually gave a fuck about troops maybe like I don't know put some sort of money into like rehab for people who have been injured or therapy for the people who have PTSD or doing something about all the people who commit suicide every year or any of that shit but no we want to really put some polish on that big murder museum. Yeah. 500 million dollars, which is like a quarter of the money that they're spending, you know, to give this fuck all increase to job seeker. Yeah. So that's cool. You know what else is cool? We as Australia expect 72 or more F-35s to be ordered. So that's, I am just doing some

quick back-of-the-envelop math there, but it is around 10 billion dollars worth of F-35s. What are we going to do with them? Like what are we going to do with them? They're just going to fucking sit there, they're going to do exercises, that's all that they're for. We, we as a nation, truly are just the most cucked, ridiculous dumping ground. We are so stupid. For military, yeah, for military projects that don't fucking work. Yeah. Like the entire submarine situation? Everything we have is just trash. It's all like fucking generations old it's just stuff that somebody else is fucking offloading.

We're we are the people like buying stolen fur coats out of the back of like a mafia members van you know. No I just thought of what it is so. So America has just purchased a shiny new 3-D0 and we've, oh, fucking 3DO, is it cheap? No, no, no, no, no, it's a... Are there any, any games to play on it? Ah, not really. We're working on those. But you've got a 3DO, right? Yeah, I've not got a 3D0, so Australia thinks of.

Yeah, I better get one. Maybe I better get one of those cool 3DOs instead of buying a Sony PlayStation. Yeah, I need to sing a dream cast. Yeah, that's when America says, oh, we'll sell you our 3DO for $800. Oh, that's more than it was new. So, fucking they've they've got they've got they've got they've got they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've than it was new. So fucking they've got all this shit they keep adding to this plane They only have 250 of the jets now 15 years after it first flew this thing was in in development for decades It's been 15 years since it last flew. They've only made 250 of

these fucking things. Again, most probably most expensive thing in human history. Of course we should be happy that there aren't more of these things flying around, but you know. Crashing into each other. You know, but it doesn't get the money back and We never will. So, this is where I think it's really funny. So Pentagon leaders hinted that as part of the U.S. military's shift in focus towards peer threats, that is Russia and China. Very cool. We want to be at war with them for sure. The Navy and Air Force might get bigger shares of the US military's

roughly 700 billion dollar annual budget, all at the Army's expense. If we're going to pull the trigger on a new fighter, now's probably the time, Grazie has said. The Air Force could end F-35 production after just a few hundred examples. Who of us haven't just given up on a project? Gone like we work on it forever. Put like hours and hours into this prog rock epic that's nine discs long and you listen back to it and it's garbage, dog shit the whole thing. And you go, well, I tried. Yeah, it's very relatable. America tried. They really tried. I'm smart because I give up very quickly. I don't, I don't waste. I don't. I the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I their. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't have their their th. I don't have th. I to work. I to work. I to work. I to work. I work. I work. I work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work. to work. to work. I work. I work. I work. I work. I work. I work. I work. I work. I work. I work. I to work. I to work. I tried. Yeah, it's very relatable. America tried. They really tried. I'm smart because I give up very quickly. I don't have the time to fail anymore. I don't

waste a trillion dollars. I write the first page of a dude where's my car style screenplay and read it back to myself and they go, no, no, no thank you. No. So they say it's an an the Air Force will ever succeed in developing in a to to to to to to the light to the light to develop in a the light the light to develop in a light the light the light to develop in developing a light the light the light the light the light to the light the light to myself when they go, no, no, thank you. No. So they say it's an open question whether the Air Force will ever succeed in developing a light cheap fighter. The new low-end jet could suffer the same fate as the last low-end jet, the F-35, and stelly game weight complexity and cost until it becomes, well, a high-end jet. So, they finish it off by saying, you know, maybe in the year 2041. th, we th, we th, we th, we th, we th, we th, we th, we th, we th, we th, we th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th finish it off by saying, you know, maybe in the year 2041, we might be saying the same thing about the new F-36. So it's sort of like, it's sort of like if Sisyphus rolling the, rolling the rock up, the hill costs 56 million, thousand dollars per hour to roll that rock. And then at the top, it just goes, well, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was that was that was that was that that was that that that per hour to roll that rock.

And then at the top it just goes, well, that was a big expensive rock to push up the hill. Better try again. Let that go, better try, better try again. If at first you don't succeed, or second I guess you don't succeed or all the other times. Just keep giving more money to Lockheed Martin. They deserve it. That's right, bonuses all round, everybody. Welcome to Buente Vista's premium free brewery. All month long we're giving you the disgusting public

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Theo, you want to workshop that? Um... Um... Oh, too tired. Speaking of things that sounded good when someone was just describing it to you, but later on when you're seeing evidence of it turns out to be completely worthless. All right, go on then. Men. Men's penises and they're sending them pictures of you in this week are having a little relationship trouble, just to pick up your telephone and dial it on the double, you call one, eight hundred, three, one, seven, five, five, now your

pageant I. Lucy. Man, that is a jazzy tune. I was absolutely vibing to that just now. Me too. I love it. Now Lucy, normally you're offering some advice for what men can do with their penises. Am I? Sure.

But today you have some research for us. We have some science here today. Hit us blind us with some science. I will blind. This one really. This is a whole thing. That Ben put in the chat some real research that's been going on from a sigh post, which is apparently a website, new psychology research reveals men's motives for sending unsolicited dick picks. No way of knowing. There's no way of knowing. There is no way of knowing. Was this the mystery that needed solving? I feel like maybe some people started some research a long time ago and by the time that came out they were like, well it's exactly what we thought it was. You've got to get a darker right. You got a, if you've got a, to, to, the to, to, the to, to, to, the to, the the to, the the to, the the to, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thin, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th the the the the th th th so the th so thin, thin, thin, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi.s thi.s thi.s thi.s thi.s thi.s thi.s thi.s thi.s thi.s thi. No, thi, time that came out they were like well it's exactly what we

thought it was. You got to get a darker right? You got a if you've got a hypothesis you got a go to test that bad boy. You have to test a hypothesis. You can't have an untested hypothesis. The scientists got like a couple of dick picks and they were like what is behind this? What is happening here? And in the course of doing the study they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they the study. the study. And they the study. And their their they th. And in th. And in th. And in th. And in th. And in to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to have got to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their the. their the. the. the. theate. the. toe. to te. to to te. to to to to to to get to to to get to to to they received another 6,000 dick picks. Well, would you believe men who send unsolicited images of their private parts primarily do so with the hopes of receiving either similar images or sexual interactions in return? According to a new study published in the Journal of Sex Research. Really shaken things up here. Getting some real insights into the Journal of Sex Research. Really shaken things up here. Getting some real insights into the reply guy mentality.

Yeah, amazing. We were interested in this topic because until now, there had not been any empirical research into the motives men have for sending unsolicited pictures of their genitals. There were plenty of hypotheses, theoretical musings and anecdotal postulations, but no actual scientific investigation, said study author Corey L. Peterson of Quantlin Polytechnic University and founder of the Orgasm Research Lab, which Ben has helpfully put in the notes stands for observations and research in sexuality matters. In gender and sexuality matters. That makes more sense. Hey nice orgasm, can I have a little look at that for you?

You want me to? Put that under the microscope? Yeah. You want to scope out? You want me to take out my jeweler's loop? Check. Have a peep at that orgasm for you? You want me to put that orgas the microscope? Yeah, give a scope out. You want to take out my jewelers loop? Check. Have a peep at that orgasm for you? Really doing fun stuff here in the orgasm research lab. Get a little bit of it between two glass slides. Doesn't make as much money as those glory as those glory hounds over at Lockheed Martin, but you know, we're doing it for the they're in it for the glory we're wearing it for the community over here at the orgasm research lab yep which is observations and research and gender and sexuality matters don't be ridiculous it's not about orgasms calm down it's not just a fun joke it's not a fun joke it's very serious in the study

thousand and eighty-seven heterosexual men completed surveys to assess demographic information, narcissism, sexual behavior, sexism, and motivations behind sending genital pictures. About half of the men reported sending unsolicited genital images, the other half did not. Did they, did they pick the like... I'm confused, why didn't they just talk to men who had sent unsolicited journal images? Well, because you need a control group. Yeah, you... Well, because further down they kind of go into the psychology of it and that's what I think too.

If you're doing, if you're testing the method, you need a group that doesn't, they're asking, right, why the men did it in the first place. Exactly. You need to be able to like judge one versus the other. You want to be able to establish the commonalities past the point of sending the dick picture. Because if you say to somebody, if no, to the sending pictures of your... Why didn't you? Why don't you do that? And if they say... Can you respect a woman or something? Yeah, if they say things like, it's due to being normal, you know?

Although if it's more than 50%, who's normal, you know? Yeah, that is a high number. That is interesting stuff. Well, would you guys believe? Yes. The research has found that men who sent unsolicited images tended to be younger, more narcissistic and more sexes. Yes. The most common motivation for sending such an image was hoping to receive sexual pictures

in return, followed by hoping to turn on the recipient. Now, Lucy, just in the name of science, Lucy. Yeah. Can I make a wild assumption that you have received an unsolicited dick pick in your life? Yes, I would be you would be hard-pressed to find a woman on the internet in any form who hadn't I would assume. Okay so what are those DMs looking like? So to continue with the scientific method here on a scale of one to five where one is somewhat horny and five is so the the optimism the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th of th of thic thic thic thic thic thi o thi o' thi o' thi-upy o' thic thic. thi-upy o' thic. thic. thic. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi thi. I thi. thi. I thi. I th scale of 1 to 5, where 1 is somewhat

horny and 5 is extremely horny. How horny did seeing an unsolicited picture of some guys chowed make you? I can't say it has ever made me horny or wanted to send sexual pictures in return. Would you believe? I feel like even like, so all right, this is going to be an issue for me in Theo again, as it is any time that we're talking about like online dating related stuff. I feel like there was a window of time before I met my wife where I had shown my penis to some people on the internet.

But like, you gotta get to a point where somebody has given you some indication that they're interested in it. Yeah, I mean there's levels of unsolicited. There's sending it to a random woman on Twitter and a DM and then there's maybe someone that you're flirting with but hasn't explicitly asked you to send to that picture you know you go straight to yeah you're straight like check this out yeah and then there's like we're sexing we're hot sexting yeah yeah and maybe you haven't explicitly asked for it but here is my penis well I think it's like when you're doing a new project or whatever you want to get the hardest question the the the the the the to the the to the the to the the the to the to the the the to to the the the to the the the to to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to.. to to to their. their. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the the. the the the the. the the. the the. the. the the. to. to. it's like when you're doing a new project or whatever, you want to get the

hardest questions out of the way first, right? Just get it out of the way. And it's just like a thing to say, look, if I, yes or no, you know, you want to get this ticked off, you know, do you stop their wasting their time and I assume they just go on like normal And they leave you alone at that point. Yep. And don't send a whole bunch of crazy sounding follow-up messages I tend to send a picture of my penis along with a short survey. Yeah, does this make you horny baby? Yes or no? Do I make you Randy? Yeah, the options on that multiple choice answer are Yeah, baby. Yeah. Only about 18% of men reported sending unsolicited images for their own satisfaction. Most men... It's really selfless act.

Very selfless. 70 more than 70% selfless selfless know, more than 80% selfless. So I wonder how this is one of these things like, you know how the... I don't know if I'm just doing urban legend here, but um, you know how the... the sort of average size of penis idea came down once it stopped being like a self-reported measurement? Yeah, yeah, so. Yeah, I always thought that was a bit high. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I always thought that was a bit high. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah. So, so I wonder if there is like any sort of similarity here where if you say to guys oh did you did you just send a picture of your dick to somebody who didn't ask to see it for your own gratification or because

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because they dislike women or are sexist and wish to anger, shame or otherwise express their hostility towards women. There we go. Well he says this study revealed something quite different, but earlier in the piece it did say that the men that sent that sent that sent that sent that sent that sent that sent that sent that sent sent that sent sent that sent that sent that sent sent that sent that sent that sent that sent that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that thoed the thoed thoed thoed thoed their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thea.ea.ea.ea.ea.a.a.ea.a.a.a.a. People their, their, their, their, their in the piece it did say that the men that sent them were found to have more sexist attitudes. So maybe you should go back to the fucking lab, bro. Maybe you should put on your fucking glasses and do some more studying, you know? Good grief. This study revealed that the main reasons men send dick picks are for those of transaction. As in I'll show you mine

and you show me yours. Yeah so but this is this is kind of my point though right is that again this is a self-reported statistic this is you asked people the question directly you gave them a range of options to choose from and one of them was is it because you fucking hate women and they were because it's not that one it's because I would also like to see to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. thi. thi. th. thi. thi. th. thi. thi. th. thi. th. it's not that one it's because I would also like to see somebody's pussy. And like and I I would I would say that like I would say that in reality I think that just like doing it as this crap shoot of like oh maybe this will be the woman that says I was hoping to see a stranger's cock today and now I'm horny.

Like, I think that even looking at people that way and treating, sending pictures of your dick to strangers in an unsolicited way, because I imagine that there are people who just fucking do it over and over again to like anybody, you know. Well you'd have to, like, why would you just be a their a to to to to just to just to just to just to just to just their a to just to just to just their to just their to just to just their to just to just to just their to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their ss a to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to ss. to see a to see a to see a to see a to see a th. th. thiaaicicicicicicicicicicic. th. thiia. their their thia. their their thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thia. thia. thia. thia. thia. thia. thia. thia. thia. thia. thia. thia. thi it over and over and over again to like anybody, you know. Well, you'd have to. Like, why would you just be sending your dick to a random stranger unless you're just quantity of equality? It's like guys that are just putting it out there and hoping for someone to reply and be like, that's a nice dick. That's just, just ca- just casting that penis out and I would have been a real in a big fish, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, to, to, to, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, that, that, that, thin, or, thin, that, that, that's, that's, that's, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, or, th, or, th, th, or, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thin, th, thin, thin, thin, th, thin, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thin, thi, thi, thi But like I guess what I'm saying is that I think that even if in the front of your own brain you're saying, oh it's because I'm hoping one of them eventually sees it and says, oh nice dick, want a party? I think that it's still reflective of like of a terrible attitude towards

women anyway. Right, I feel like this study is really ignoring that. Like it says, slight, slight diatribe, right? Eleanor is currently watching, wife of the show, my wife Elna is currently... I tribe from you, never. She is watching Married at First Site. Uh-huh. Well, maths. Little maths. So I've like heard of this show before, but but have haven't really seen the Central Conceded play. Theo, are like heard of this show before but have haven't really seen the central conceder play Theo are you familiar with this concept? I've seen the ass. It's in the name. So it is really in the name. So it is it is a reality show which is roughly presented as like a social experiment, which it is not.

It's a reality TV show. They get a bunch of, they get like judges on the show. They're basically like, you know, like, fucking relationship experts. Yeah, like counselors. A clinical sexologist they got on now. And they look at the profiles of a bunch of people who have entered the show and they say,

all right, we're going to match a bunch of couples up and then these people meet each other for the first time at their own wedding when the woman comes up the aisle and they go, oh, you look pretty good. That's not ideal to me. I think it's not ideal to me. I think it's not ideal to a lot of people. No, I would prefer a marriage to be a different way. Marriage is at at least third or fourth side, you know?

That's right. It turns out that the reason none of these people are married in our greater relationships is because they're all fucking psychopaths. because they're all fucking psychopaths, oddly enough. Oh, but it makes for good TV and it makes for good telly. So that was, you know, I was saying to Elder, I might actually be interested in, you know, an actual social experiment, but when you watch this TV show,

it has all of the like editing and music cues of the bachelorette and shit, which kind of, yeah, it's exactly what it is. It gives you, it really undermines your confidence in the scientific method is what I'm saying. And a thing that has been like, Elna sort of had this on the background and I have now heard like three or four of the guys on this show get asked what their type is or oh when you met me did you think I was your type? And all of these fucking guys on the show have only described their type as a list of physical attributes that a woman can possess. It's fucking insane to me they're just like

oh am I your type and this guy's like well I normally go for like a blonde women with blue eyes pretty pretty tall. I like when they're thin, shit like that. And it's like, gee, I wonder why. I wonder why you're a fucking relationship, psycho. Nobody's out there going, like, oh, good personality. Boy, o'y-oy-oi-yo-y-yo. Just, it doesn't happen.

You want. Before I go- You want blonde hair, you want big, big, big old knockers. That's right. One of the guys on here legit just said to the woman that he has just been married to at gunpoint. He said, she was like, talking about prior relationships, and he said, yeah, no, I was in another relationship, but it didn't work out because she didn't possess like some of the qualities that I sort of need a woman.

And he's like, like what? Big hole. And he's like, no, well I like a woman who's like curvy. I need to have a woman who has boobs. I'm like, did it take you like three years of dating a fucking woman to realize that a cans weren't large? Jesus Christ. What the fuck are you talking about? Oh boy. Anyway, my point is that like these are Australian men that we are putting on a TV show

and parading like they're normal guys. And it's fucking insane to me. Like, these are things where someone's just saying in the front of the camera. They're being filmed and they're saying this is no this is a totally normal and fine way to talk about women. You're saying these guys that send unsolicited dick picks are not normal? Well apparently they are very normal apparently most people are just like clicking around on Twitter or Facebook or whatever and they see someone and they're like you're a nice looking lady I can't see if your tits are big enough to fit my criteria that meets my type.

But maybe I'll just shoot you a quick picture of my cock. Right. You'll get back to me about it and we'll go. We'll open a dialogue. Well, don't worry. The study says that. Opening a dialogue. The reactions that men most desire are positive.

Feelings of attractness, for instance, not negative, as people often expect, Peterson said. That doesn't mean to suggest we should blindly accept this type of activity or not censure men for sending unsolicited images. Consent is sexy, and the sending of unsolicited images violates consent. But it does mean that without science to guide our understanding of people's behavior, we may surely be making unfounded assumptions. It sounds pretty founded, bro. It feels like there's a lot of defending these guys in here. Well, like... It's like, oh they just want to pussy pick back. It's not sexist. You can't, you can't, you can't... There's no other way to get that. Yeah, that's right. On the internet.

How the fuck is this guy drawing the line between consent is sexy, sending unsolicited images violates consent, right? We can all agree. Right. But their, their intentions are good. They are pure of heart. Like, where's the fuck? You know, I think that there are, of heart. They're pure of heart. Like, where's the... You know, I think that there are, in fairness, I think that there are a lot of guys out there

who mentally are not making the connection between the idea that doing this, like, and especially if we're talking about someone that you have not had any previous kind of like fucking interactions with. Because I understand this is a thing that guys do, right? They just send a woman a few messages, hey you're cute, photo of my dick. Yeah. And with no prior contact, right? I think that there are a lot of guys out there who genuinely don't connect the idea that this is the same thing as like going up to someone in a park with a trench coat on and opening the trench coat to reveal your penis.

Yeah, no, they would never do that kind of thing. Yeah, that's crazy. That's crazy. Because consent is sexy, but hey, we don't want to be making any unfounded assumptions about the guy in the park who's showing his dick to a lady on a bench. No. Well, the study says that's not to say that all men have good intentions when they send an unsolicited image. About 10% agreed with the statement, sending dick picks over the person I've sent

it to. And nearly 6% agreed that I feel a sense of thick to thickickick to to to th is to th is to thick th is thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, their, their, their, their, th, their, their, their, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th it to, and nearly 6% agreed that I feel a sense of dislike towards women and sending dick picks is satisfying. Let me tell you, I believe more than 6% of them actually felt that way. Yeah, I'm really hung up on the idea that this is like a self-reported statistic. I think that, like, so you've got six percent that understand this about themselves which is one hurdle to cross and are willing to admit it in even an anonymized survey you know I think that those are those are two things that you would be very unlikely to get out of people because, like,

if you're willing to both understand and admit those things, you are probably also accepting that they are bad. Yeah, probably. You know, so like, how, what percentage of people can you get to agree with the statement, I am a fucking piece of shit? Yeah. The first of the reaction. That 6% might just be working very hard.

Maybe. They're putting in the hard yards to send out the wrong message to people. Working over time. And that message has got a big old dick in it. It sure does. The dick doesn't have to be big. No, it doesn't have. It probably isn't. But just angle makes it that way. You got to shoot it from like right down near your thighs. Women love that angle. It's from below the penis and it has your

like double chin. It's got like an image of your face from underneath in the dickpick. That's what women love. Yep. It's most flattering angle. It sure is. Our results indicate that a significant minority of men reported sending dig pigs with the intention of eliciting negative emotions in the recipients, shock, fear and disgust, the researches said in their study.

This is the best bit. We still need to examine women's responses and reactions to receiving unsolicited dickpicks because again, the assumption is that women universally find the receipt of such images repugnant. Without science, we don't yet know the varied responses women have to receiving dick picks. And they certainly must be varied as women are not all the same and human sexuality is exceptionally diverse, he added. We are in the process of collecting data regarding women's reactions to receiving unsolicited dick pigs in order to fully understand this phenomenon. We are sending pictures of our dicks out

to thousands of women over here at the orgasm research lab. We are working around the cock. Sending a dick pick and being like, excuse me ma'am, I'm from the orgasm research lab. Just wondering what you think of my penis. On a scale of one to five where one is mildly horny. Like, yeah, I just, is this like some, uh, if a tree falls in the forest type shit? It's a, if it's like a guy guy the guy guy guy guy guy guy the guy guy th a guy th a guy th a guy th a guy th a guy th a guy th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi tree falls in the forest type shit? It's a, if it's like, if a guy sent a picture of his dick with the intention of making a woman feel like discomfort and disgust,

but she actually loved it, then was it violating consent? Was it actually bad? Or was he, was he doing good for the women of the world? You know? If you are a man listening to this podcast who has sent an unsolicited dick pick and, and, th, th, th, th, th, to, th, th, th, to, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, t, thi, t, t, t, t, tiped, thi, thi, thi, the world, you know? If you're a man listening to this podcast who has sent an unsolicited dick pick and received a positive response, please write in. I would be fascinated to hear that story. Please write into Mailbag at Bunzavista.com and describe the angle. The lighting. Yeah, the framing, the framing, the lighting. Hey, framed the shot, what kind of camera you used? I refused to believe that you were using the grainy 1024 by 768 camera on your Macbook. No one's getting a good picture with

that. Definitely not. Yeah just just cut it out. Just cut it out. Just cut it out. Unless you're actively sexting you don't have to do this anymore. You don't, we'd rather you didn't. You'd rather you didn't. And you don't need to be studying this, very silly. Just simply ask any woman that you've ever met in your life. I wonder how, like, I wonder what kind of way you could actually get an accurate read on this, because I, I say bullshit to this to this survey I say that this survey is actually a representation of how many men

you could admit you could get to admit to the reason they were actually yeah to be in a real piece of shit yeah because like I think I think um you remember like, I feel like this is the thing we talked about on the show ages ago, how like Clementine Ford, notorious feminist Clementine Ford, she would get messages from like fucking boys from private school saying, You're too ugly to rape or whatever. And she would like contact the school and go,

check this out. And yeah, this is one of these things where it's like, do you think that if you were forced to explain to other people in your life why you were sending pictures of your cock to like a whole bunch of women you don't know. Do you think it would fly to be like, oh well it's kind of like, um, it's kind of like the first line that you use when you approach a lady in the grocery store, you know? I'm just trying to peak interest. I'm trying to flatter her.

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Weird stuff. You don't have to do. Just makes me horny. Weird stuff. You don't have to do it. No. People do weird things when they're horny. People do weird things. They evade quarantine. They do stuff like there was a guy in quarantine in Las Vegas. So like the UFC,

when they get people to come and do fights, they like check them in, they test them, and then they get them to stay in a hotel room. And then they could just like leave the hotel room and do stuff? Well, it doesn't really matter in the United States of America. Yeah, in Las Vegas, you know. But one guy got busted going to another hotel room by climbing across the balconies like three rooms over to get to another hotel room. I'm going to assume that was maybe something horny related but I guess they

haven't trouble controlling people in hotels and fortunately in the ironclad state of Victoria they are moving fast robo-cop style to sort this out. Thank God. This is from IT news Victoria to trial roving robots in quarantine hotels. Oh fucking hell! Why? Why? Get back in your room. You have 30 seconds to comply. I want some ED-209s roaming the hallways getting ready to absolutely fucking rail some tennis players with mini guns. That would be great. I want the chopping mall robots to be roving the quarantine hotels. Honestly, if they, if they just minigunned Rafael Nadal, I don't. chopping mall robots to be roping the quarantine hotels. Honestly, if they just minigunned Rafael Nadal, I'd actually be on board.

That'd be, I'd be like, oh, all right. Well, look, I don't think we should be like, you know, worshipping technology and all this sort of stuff and probably places our money could go. But you did kind of whip out those dual mini guns and turn Raphael Nadell's like torso into horrible red Swiss cheese. So who's to say what's right and wrong? You did convert Raphael Nadal into a pink mist, and that's pretty cool. The Victorian government will trial the use of roving autonomous security robots

in its hotel quarantine program in the wake of several infection control breaches over the past eight months. The agency leading the state's quarantine program, COVID-19 quarantine Victoria, will undertake the pilot in the coming weeks to strengthen CCTV surveillance in the hotels. IT News understands that one five-foot cone-shaped robot from U.S.-based physical security services provider, Cobalt Robotics, will initially be piloted. It's just one robot. Why is he cone-shaped? One robot, wandering the holes holes immediately wandering into a stairwell and just like getting

trapped until its fucking battery runs out. Running around like a room-buro. Like, running into the walls. I'm looking for a picture of this bad boy and I hate to say it, but before the show, Lucy and I both immediately surmised that this would be just like the fucking robot that they have at the grocery store that looks for spills. The fucking Woolworth's robot with this fucking smug little smiley face.

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and worked in like the labs and worked in the clinics and stuff. People just laughing the whole time as they described how completely bullshit the operation was. But they were showing like, you know, the labs where like actual sort of testing with full-scale machines and stuff takes place. And even that just watching that old-school shit of like, you know, the robot arms just like that old-school shit of like, you know, the robot arms,

just like turning around and grabbing little vials and putting them where they're meant to go and like shuffling stuff around and doing shit quickly and with precision, even just an arm that is doing that. Yeah, cool as hell. It was very impressive to me. I was like, I feel like it's been a fucking while since I've seen a robot do something that wasn't just like aimeless the the the the thuilessessessessessing thuuil-like thu-like thu-like thu-like, like th me. I was like, I feel like it's been a fucking while since I've seen a robot do something that wasn't just like aimlessly meander around in a space and occasionally bump into something and turn and go back the other way. Like the fucking guy at the supermarket? Hate that big tall bitch. I hate that guy. I do talk shit to the robot when I am in the vicinity of it. I have to like dash down the aisle pretty quick just so I can get some rough language off to the robot before my kids catch up with me and hear what I'm saying? Throw a bowl of orange juice at the ground.

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Right. Well, this robot is equally as useless, so. Do you think they, do you think like it's just a company that gives Woolworths the robots and says, oh, just try them out. So here they go. Like, I can't believe that anybody has successfully made a case to the Woolworth's wol wor wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo to to to to to to to to to to to the to the Woolworth's grocery chain That having this in the store will be worth like How many fucking millions of dollars they cost It's not what they're four man. They're monitoring us. I'm gonna say I'm gonna take it a different tack and say that these were 100% like a captain's pick

To be like we're gonna believe. We're gonna be so cool. So, like, an executive disorder and said, that's fucking cool. Yeah. That's coolest, shit. Wow, we really are living in the future. We are. Because, like, they're so fucking useless. They take up so much space, I'm sure they cost so much money.

And they don't do anything. They don't, like, they don't do anything they don't like they find a spill and then they don't clean it up. It's really got off track on this quarantine ribbon. It's less functional than a rumba which comes back to Lucy's original point it's a fucking rumba with a camera on it. And this one is this is bullshit it is fitted with a 360 degree camera and a selection of thermal depth and ultrasonic sensors the robot will augment the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. I th. I th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the theuuuuuuu--n'' theu-n' theu-n' theateateate. the. the the degree camera and a selection of thermal, depth and ultrasonic sensors. The robot will augment existing arrangements by conducting roving patrols. I will say this one thing.

Unlike all the security guards that apparently look after the quarantine, I can't see this robot actually fucking anybody. It can't fuck. That is the important part. This robot is not horny. It's the one thing it's got on the Circo security. Asexual rumba. Someone's gonna slap a suction cup dildo to the front of this thing and ruin the whole operation.

Hey, don't make that, don't make that Rumba sexy. But like, do you think that in a quarantine type hotel that everybody, everybody who is in quarantine is staying like in the one part of the hotel, in the one hallway and all within a line of sight of this fucking robot. Right, this is gonna be so useless. It's gonna patrol one floor really slowly. It has to be between those little IR barriers that they put down. Because if it goes any further, it's gonna suck up all the pillows,

just fuck up the whole place. The robot trial. Go on. The robot trial is one of several being conducted Being considered by a CQV to boost CCTV surveillance. We are currently considering options to install additional CCTV cameras at quarantine hotels to strengthen the present coverage a spokesman to to told I see news CCTV is an important tool for checking resident compliance and well-being. Oh yeah.

I love having my fucking well-being checked by a security robot with 300. I love a 2 in 1 compliance and wellness check. That's when you know, you're getting some synergies. I love it when sometimes I'm feeling down and then I get scanned by a 360 degree camera with like thermal technology and it perks me up, man. It perks me up. We are always looking at ways to improve and strengthen the quarantine program including exploring how new technology can play a role within the quarantine system.

Oh my God. We're fine. Just pay your security guards enough that they don't have to get another job. Like that's all you have to do. You don't have to buy a robot. Stupid fucking robots. Buy them some skin mags too, you know, so that like they don't have to go looking for TNA around the hotel. That's right. Give them a fleshlight. Give them a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the security the the the the security the the the the the the the the the the the the the their to goa tooertygaugaugauranteaugha to gooompera to gooomperathea to gooomperathea to goa to goa to goa to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the toya. toya. toya.g. toge.g.a.g.g. toge.a.g.a.gooo. toge.a.a toge tha. thaua than. them the time. Give security guards a flashlight. Give them a range. Give them playboy for the guards who like, you know, the classy stuff.

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That's why I look so youthful. What was the thing I was reading about the other day that like, um, like there was a lady who had a bunch of like, um, not like naked pictures of herself, like stolen or they were going to get sold or something. She was like a mild celebrity. I want to say it was like fucking what was the name Elizabeth Smart or something so she was the lady who got like held captive in Iraq or something and there were a bunch of naked photos of her that some ex-boyfriend had and Larry Flint bought them just to stop them from getting out out in the public. Oh yeah what a nice horn dog. He bought them just and so he got them though? Yeah I don't well I don't know if he you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they to to to th to th th th to th th th the th th. I th. I th. I was like like like th. I was like th. I was like th. I was like th. I was like th. Well th. Well I th. Well I th. Well I th. Well I th. Well I th. Well I th. Well I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't th. I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know. I don't know I don't tothem just and so he got them though?

Yeah, I don't know if he ever, you know, just shared them with anybody. Seems like, no no, but I mean, it seems like Larry Flint got a win-win there. He's a, he's kind of feeding his own horrible, horny little habit. Yeah. As well as keeping some non-consensual pictures off the street. RIP Larry Flint, the pervert who changed America and bought the hole to the people, you know? Yep. Well, if Mohammed won't go to the hole. the hole of the people. So there you go, there go, Victorian government. Let the people have a few magazines with hole, a few magazines with that hole.

A few magazines where somebody's hanging dong. Cover all the bases. Take that dictator Dan. Take that dictator Dan. you heard it here first. Thank you for joining us on this and probably one of the last episodes of Freemium Freebrewery. It's a short month, isn't it? It is. It's always very surprising to me how soon February is over.

Yeah, I didn't mean to pick the shortest month. It was just the one that also started with an F you know? Yep. Because I tell you what freemium freebri just rolls off the tongue. Yeah really sure does. The people love to hear it and they love to say it. Flows out of your mouth. Fremium Freberary. Yeah Theo let's hear it. Fremium freeb Rick. Perfect. That, folks, is the art of promotion. You know? Well, thanks for joining us. We hope you learn something.

We hope you stop sending pictures of your penis to people who have not asked to see them. But if they have asked to see them, maybe they can print one out. Yeah. I don't know about you guys, but I'm going to prim one out, slap it up on the cockpit, slap it up inside the cockpit of the F-35 that I'm going to test fly tomorrow. Just so I know what I'm fine with. I'm not going to be what you say. Bye. Bye. Bye.