Boonta Vista - UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: The Nice Episode

Episode Date: March 27, 2020

We're unlocking our bonus episodes for the indefinite time period in which people are self-quarantining, because when all you have is a podcast, everything looks like a problem you solve with podcast episodes. Enjoy! *** Lucy and Ben talk about things that are nice in what critics are calling 'The Nice Episode'. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [e-mail]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: boontavista.com/merchandise Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Hello and welcome to Budapesta. This is a bonus episode. My name is Ben and I'm here at the beach. I've had a bit of a splash of a bout in the waves, but now I'm back on my towel, dozing in and out of sleep in the pleasant warmth of the sun, occasionally sitting up to take a sip of a coldish beer and look at the sea. A safe, 1.5 meters away from me, reading a nice book in the shade of a Hello Kitty umbrella, it's Lucy. Oh, come on. Come on.

Am I wearing a Lolita dress? Yeah, you're absolutely. I was just going to leave that up to the imagination of the audience, of course. I hope you've got some screen up. Gothic Lolita, you're wearing the big chunky weird shoes and everything. Oh no. I dated a girl in high school that was into doing that stuff. It's a lot. It's just like, she'd get like these weird Victorian. Oh, I guess they're not Victorian.

They're somewhat, yeah, I know what you mean. Whatever they are. There's some specific time period, I don't fucking care, but she'd wear like the shoes, she'd have an umbrella and shit. And this is in like, Harvey Bay, this is in regional Queensland. She's like, just walking around town, fucking, yeah, it's very strange. I just love seeing that kind of aesthetic in a very hot climate. Oh my god, it must be very strange girl. She's a very strange girl. I'm sure she's listening. Yeah, absolutely she's.

No, she's definitely not a subscriber, it's fine. She, like, went extremely Christian after we broke up and then ended up marrying another extremely Christian dude. They didn't ever spend time together alone before they got married, to avoid the temptation of fucking. Wow. And her extremely wholesome bridal shower, which was obviously a booze and stripper-free, involved doing a bunch of challenges around South Bank, such as going up to a bird and singing at it like a Disney princess. I hate this so much. Yeah, I, uh, this is a lovely person, but, you know, I think, given the information

that I have now, uh, we certainly were incompatible. Sounds like she found her match, so that's nice. Yes, uh, I believe this guy's last name is also crab, which is very funny to me. Don't use this information to find out who this person is. It's a lot out there. Someone's going to be straight on Facebook figuring this out. I know what it would be. Other than the fact that I just started this episode by bitching about one of my exes, we're doing a nice episode. That's what we're trying to do today. That's what we're trying to do today. Everything sucks. Everything's very, very depressing. There's not really any escape from it because the things that you would normally turn to in times of trouble are largely unavailable to you.

So we are being as fundamentally nice as we can by just listing things that are nice. I like it. I think that's all that we can do. There is some nice news in the world such as stocks go down. That's true stonks have been going down and which means now I'm not a business person but I think that means it's time to buy. Because you want to buy low and then you... The plan is probably to sell high is what I... that I that make that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that that that that that that that that that that that that th that th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi that's that's that's that's thi that's that's low. And then you... The plan is probably to sell high is what I hear. That makes so much sense. Uh-huh. I assume that's the one thing they teach you that if you get like Bachelor in Business or whatever.

Yeah. Day one, buy low, sell high. Day two, where are M Williams? They love that shit. And like tight, tight, sort of tanish brown pants with a tucked in collared shirt. It looked too small. Yeah, it's a... I mean, obviously they don't need a lot of mobility, because they're kind of just doing phone calls where they're yelling, buy and sell into the phone.

Or they're updating, they're linked in. So you know, not the the the tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie to tie a lot of legwork there. You can wear the tight pants you can wear the fitted blue blazer with the tan pants. There's always like a vaguely nautical element to it. Definitely. Not too formal but like to have a bit of fun but I'm also a man of the sea. Those are the things that I would like to convey to you. I'll start us off. This is the first nice thing I have in my list. I think a very nice thing is if you like, if you go for like an afternoon swim in water that's a little bit cold, and then you dry off and then there's a light breeze, but the air the air the air the air the air the air the air the air the air them temperature them temperature them temperature them temperature them temperature is them temperature is a them temperature is a them temperature is a them temperature them temperature them temperature little bit cold and then you dry off and then there's a light breeze but the air temperature is about skin temperature that's very

nice. That is nice I'll agree with that one that's nice. I mean I'm sure you're not swimming that much at all because you're kind of like an indoor kid that's right. Avoid it as much as possible living on a tropical island. I mean I'm I'm sure we've said th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th that that thus th th that thi thi the the. the. the. th. th. the. the. I'll the. I'll the. I'll the. I'll the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin. the. to the. to to theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I mean I'm sure we've said this other podcast before but how many times would you say you've been to the beach in the last year? Listen it's more than I would back home it's definitely four to five times. Oh that's not too bad. Yeah. I mean the water temperature would be. So it's kind of a nightmare it's kind of annoying. Waikiki is the worst. Don't plan on going there any time in the near future. It's probably quite nice right now. Tourism's down. That's some good news over here.

That's something nice. Are they closing the beaches? Like they've done with Bondi and stuff? Um, I don't think so. I've definitely seen some pictures from there, they're very empty, but I don't think they're necessarily closing them. It's difficult to close them. A lot of them are just like unmanned type places. Maybe Waikiki beaches closed, but hotels are losing money. That's some good news.

Yep. At least we can take them down while we're at it. When society reforms, we'll do it without them. That's right. Speaking of nice things in the summertime, how good is a really hot day and your first sip of an ice cold beer? I was going to put that on my list and then didn't, which is not a criticism of you putting it on your list, but... I thought it might be a little hack, but you know it's such a good one though. There's like a weirdly, and I don't know if this is a chemical thing or purely an emotional thing, but there is like a small rush that definitely comes from just that first sip. It's a million times better than all the other ones. Even though I know it's not

hydrating me when you're very thirsty, sipping on a cold beer, oh it's so good. Well look, beer is, you know, 90% water so this I'm no scientist but surely please don't quite be on this yeah that's always a fucking treat I love that one I think like there was something real nice it works better with shit beer as well I think like there's something extremely satisfying about just getting like a pint of a beer that doesn't taste like a lot like anything. That one's always super good. It's a V beer for me for sure. It's got to be something crisp. You don't want a craft beer for this. No certainly not. That's you're never going to get what you want there from like a double IPA. No one's being like, ah yeah the first sip of this Belgian triple after a long day. This Chipotlo chili stout is really quenching my first.

God, I hate it. It's still so trendy in America, the whole craft beer business. This is kind of like my whole life, largely the two venues I work at both. Yeah, right. But like, the thing is that everyone I know that works in Craft Beer is absolutely sick to death of talking about Craft Beer. Like selling it is fine, drinking it is nice, getting in nice ones, very good, but like you'll still get, there's a specific sort of punter that will come in and just really want to have

like a five minute chat about the beer and you're just like, it's just good. Just be like, oh, this is quite nice and they walk away like I'm very happy for you you're on a flavor journey right now I bet you're having a wonderful time using untapped or whatever the app is called where you'd track all the beers you have but like just just enjoy it just enjoy it just drink it to wine too just have a just drink it I mean you're literally doing it online wine tasting course at the moment. I sure am. I want to appreciate it, but

then I also have a glass here of a fine boxed, I believe it is a Vela brand boxed wine. It cost $18 for 5 liters. It's quite nice. I'm swirling it around by the stem. I'm looking at the legs on it. It's quite nice. How's the body on that bad boy? It's definitely a medium body. I will say that. I just don't know. I'm so shit about wine. And I just thought that like at some point in my adult life, it would come to me, you know, that you'd eventually you just get to a point where, oh, you know, I've been drinking wine for so long now I do kind of know a little bit about it. Right.

And like, no, I definitely appreciate a more expensive wine than I used to, but that's about it. I have like a really... Every now and then I'm like, oh, it's all fucking nonsense. And then, like, two days ago, I had bought a bunch of bottles of wine just to have in the house. And like, most of them were stuff that I knew that I liked because I bought it before. And then I was like, you know what, that how bad can it be and it just tasted like absolute piss and then one of my friends had dropped in last night When he was drunk With a bottle of wine in hand that still had $32 written on the bottle in like markup. Wow I was like oh shit and it was fucking amazing. I was like god damn mines do taste different fuck fuck I fucked up so bad. It's they certainly do? They certainly, they?? th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi tasu thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi tas, tas, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like ta, like ta, like ta, like ta, like ta, like ta, like ta, like ta, like tasta, like tastastastasu tasu tasu tasu tasu- absolute tasu-pi's a tasu-a' a tasu-a' tasu-pia' tasu-pi. a tasu was fucking amazing. I was like, God damn, mine's do taste different.

Fuck, I fucked up so bad. It's true. They certainly do. Unfortunately that it's true, but you know. There's, you know, something slipped through the cracks. Friend of the show, my friend, Sean two-liter, the cask one. It's like 20 bucks for two liters I think and it is fucking sensational. It is pretty good. Tasty as fuck wine. I should have just bought a bunch of those instead of some bottles of

wine I fucked up I think. Yeah I'm just getting overrun with bottles here. Because you know it's fine to drink more often than you would right now. That's How I'm viewing things. Yeah I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th is, th is, th is, th is, th is, th is, th is, th is, th is th is th is like, th is like, th is like, th is like, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thii, thiiii, thiiiii, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi to drink more often than you would right now. That's how I'm viewing things. Yeah, I think it's, like, I, because I've been working for home for a long time now, but like, at least there was some structure to my life before, where, like, when I was working pedestrian, I would try not to drink the three days a week that I was doing pedestrian. Monday, Tuesdays, to Sunday, a tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha thi absolute thi. A th, Wednesday, no booze. Thursday to Sunday, absolute chaos. But like having just that little bit and then making times where it was acceptable for me to drink and generally had stuff to do during the days, I had places to go so I'd be driving maybe, so I wasn't doing that. And now I'm just like, well it's 10 a.m. I don't even know what day it is. It's airport rules out here. the the the the there. there. there. the there. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's to to to to to to to to to to to to be to be to be to be to be to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be. It's to be. It's to be. It's to be. It's to be. It's to be. It's to be. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's th. It's th. th. It's thi. the thi. the the the thi. the the the thea. thea. I thea. I's thea. I's thi. I it's 10 a.m. I don't even know what day it is.

It's airport rules out here. Drink whenever. It's airport rules everywhere. Fucking burger at 10 a.m. doesn't matter anymore. Just like, wake up, have a beer and a vape. Look around the house aimlessly. I'm finally gotten George into gaming.

Oh, really? And it, took was Animal Crossing. Like, she's just, I think, like a morally better person than I am, so doesn't like use her time to just sit on a couch looking disgusting in front of a video game for hours and on end the same way that I will occasionally do. And then yesterday she's like started playing Animal Crossing. I don't really get this. And then, this morning I was, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I was th, I was th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she's, she's, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi's, thi's, thi, thi's, thi, thi, occasionally do. And then yesterday she started playing Animal Crossing. I was like, I don't really get this. And then this morning I was woken up at Lake 7 by the sound of a switch controller joystick moving right near my head because she had brought it into bed and started playing it again.

Oh God, I want Animal Crossing. I've never played it. But everyone's enjoying it and it makes me feel jealous. I have the the the th th th the tho tho th tho thine thine thine thine thine their thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. I thi. I've thi. I've thi. I've thi. I've thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thee. I'm thei. I'm just just just just just theiiiiiiiiiiiole. I'm theiioloue. I'm the. I'm thi. I thi. I have, I usually never buy new release games because they cost a fortune. And I've never played an animal crossing game before because they looked boring to me. But every single person I know is playing it at the moment and they're all like going to each other's little islands and stuff. I know, I feel so left out.

Yeah, it's like a nice little bit of community that they're all doing. I'm like, uh, all right, fuck it. Really is a very nice time for it. For that to be the thing everyone's doing right now. Mm-hmm. Love it. I'm playing Animal Crossing and Doom and that's, it's all they're doing. Yep, pretty much. I'm gonna say another nice thing here. A nice thing is when a dog that you've never met before seems. thia thia thia thia thia thia, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, like, like like, like, like, like, like like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thi. thi. that you've never met before seems to like you, like especially more than like if you're with a group of people or if the owners like, oh weird, usually they don't like strangers.

Yeah, how fucking rewarding is that? It's so rewarding. We dogs it for someone on the island here quite often and I asked them why Ponya, the little little ducks and keeps humping me and apparently she never does that she hasn't done that in a long time hasn't done that in years every time I see her she's very very vigorous with the humping me so I don't know if that feels nice or unpleasant I mean it's definitely a sign that they like you I guess so I guess it's a compliment But I mean that also feels like with the same tone have been like no that guy's just sexually harass you because he likes you

It's a compliment. Yeah, but yeah, it's no different rules apply. Yeah, she's just excited. She just thinks I'm her girlfriend. That's fine. Yeah, that's you know days, you gotta take love where you can find it. That's right. There's something about dogs where it seems like they have some sort of like, you know, there's probably completely arbitrary sort of internal mechanisms inside a little dog brain where like the ones and zeros in their thing or whatever are flipping randomly, based on like smell and color and shape or whatever, but it feels kind of like they are seeing through you with an extreme spiritual clarity. Like the dog has seen your soul, it just been like, you are good. It's true, they're great judges of character.

I choose to believe that that's what's happening. Not cats. Terrible creatures. Well, I mean, how would you even know if a cat liked you? I said no one of my friends cats... Sorry no I this is me reflexively being mean to cat owners and cats but one of my friends cats does this where so far the pattern has been that this cat Momo hates all men except men that are called Ben so there's like three or four bends that are called Ben. So there's like three or four Ben's that this cat is regularly interacting with because my social circle is extraordinarily full of Ben's

for some reason. It's pretty weird. Okay. Yeah, it's quite odd. There's a lot of us. But yeah, this cat just loves Ben's. I like went in one day and they were like, oh, just to try and pat the cat. And they were like, oh, it it it it it it's the cat, it's the cat, it's the cat, it's the cat, the cat, the cat was liked, the cat was like, the cat was like, the cat was to try and pet the cat, and they were like, oh, just be careful, it doesn't really like men. Just like the cat was very warm and friendly to me. Maybe it's the Ben rule. Nominal determinism thing, maybe you're a certain kind of guy because you were born a Ben. Oh, I love that. Like you reckon it's fostered certain personality traits. Ben Energy. Oh, I love that. That's a wonderful theory.

For sure. Wait, what's your degree in again? Philosophy? Yeah, there we go. That's it. Yep, that's it. So I've got my list of nice things here, and I'm going to be honest. A lot of them are plane related.

Pff. Just about the whole airport airport, which I'm really missing. I was meant to be catching a plane to Australia yesterday. Not happening, obviously. When you say you are missing the airport experience, are you missing it because it means that you're obviously not seeing the friends and family to catch up with, or you're missing it because you enjoy the airport experience? There's obviously the seeing your friends and family, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, the experience, the experience, the experience, the experience, the experience, which, the experience, the airport experience. There's obviously the seeing your friends and family at the end, but there's the first

enjoyable experience, which is plain. Wow, deeply troubling. I mean, don't you like having a drink at the airport? Oh yeah, that's nice. I like going to the, I mean, obviously you won't be familiar with the intricacies of the Brisbane domestic terminal. But there's a weird little little little the the the the the the the the the shit the shit the shit th, th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thiol, thi, thiol-a, thi, thi, thi, their, their, their, their, their, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th. That's, th. That's, th. It's, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi-a, thi, thi, thi's, thi's, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thinal. No, not personally. There's a weird little offshoot from the domestic terminal that is just where all the shit airlines fly out of, which is obviously the only ones I can afford. And there's a really terrible, it's a double cafe bar. So it's staffed by one person but they

can walk to the bar side then threw a little door over the cafe side depending on how it's doing. But for some reason they have tins of Newstead, like four or five of them, which is like a brewery that my friend owns, tucked away in the bottom one of the fridges. So you just go there and I'll be like, hey, I have one of those, you sit there, you do a little people watch. You wait for your shitty flight. Got your laptop, your browsing, your people watching, you can see planes, you can hear planes. Civ-4 on my laptop last time I was there, it was great. Oh, that sounds nice. It was a lovely time. But what is it that thrills you about the airport experience? Well you get to see planes up close and they're magnificent machines. Airport, one of the top 10 places to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th places the the the th places of the top 10 places to see planes. Certainly one of the easiest places to see a plane up close. You can

watch them take off if you can sit somewhere where you can watch a plane take off. Oh it's beautiful. It's beautiful and then you get on the plane and I'm going to say it. I like the airplane food. Okay I mean I don't hate airplane food. You're vegetarian as well right. So you I'm I I I'm I'm I'm. the. the, I. the, I'm. Yeah. the, I'm. Yeah. Yeah. the, I'm the, I'm th. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the the the the thi. thi. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. thea. thea. thea. C. theasea. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. tea. C. C. C. tea. the the don't hate airplane food. You're vegetarian as well right? So you get... I am now, yeah. Yeah. So one thing I quite like is that if you select the vegetarian option in advance, you get your food. You are going to get a better food. you get it like 10 minutes before everyone else as well. You sure do. It's a little life hack for you. If you don't mind eating a plant-based meal, you get served your dinner early. It's normally something good too.

It's normally like a spinach pasta or something or something. It's normally delicious. Oh, a little curry. Mmm, so good. I just love the little experience. I love putting on a movie, I've got my blanket on. Someone's just bringing me a tray full of food. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin, to, thin, to, to, to, to, thin, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, thin', to, to, to, toa, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the to, the to, to, the to, to, the the to, their, their, their, their, their, thin. their, their, thin. their, their, thin, thin, the thin, tooof, tooomorrow, toa. tooomorrow, to to to to to toa. to toa. toa. tray full of food. I don't have to think about anything, bringing me my wine. If you're flying internationally from Australia, you're going to have as much wine as you like. 100%? That's a treat. Oh man, the first time I realize that you get like free wine on Quantis flights. Oh God. Which, because I never get them, but if I have them booked for me for like a work thing or whatever and I'm just like, holy shit, I'm going I'm going I'm going I'm going I'm going I'm going I'm going I'm going I'm going I'm going I'm going I'm going I'm going I'm going I'm going I'm going I'm going I'm going I'm going I'm going I'm going I'm going I'm going to have thi. I'm going to have to have to have to have to have to have thi. I'm going to have to have to have to have to have thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. th. I'm their. their. the booked for me for a work thing or whatever, and I'm just like, holy shit, I'm going to have five red wines on this 45 minute flight to Sydney.

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And he just has the bottle of wine there. And he just keeps on coming. They just keep on coming. You get a drink before you take off. You get a little champagne or a little orange juice, get whatever food you like, they're living a whole different life in there. I like every time I walk past the exclusive sections of the aircraft, like to file through to my extremely shitty seat at the back of the plane, like especially for international flights where I'm like doing the maths on like how much leg room they've got and like, oh so when that folds down, they're lying like almost perfectly horizontal it. Oh my fucking God, I'm so jealous.

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whole thing. The poor person sitting next to me, but I just be like what the fuck is happening to this person? Oh God. Oh boy. So was being at the airport and seeing planes take off the nice thing from your list there? Yeah, just thinking about all the things can't do right now. It's making me feel sad.

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It's not a police helicopter, it's not anything. I just couldn't figure out what it was. over a house for like 20 minutes and the whole time I'm like this is probably some dumb traffic copter shit or whatever but also a part of my brain that's just like well this is the end times something horrible is happening is the last time this happened when they were helicopters flying over our neighborhood it's because they were too armed gun gunman held up in a house just around the corner oh great So that was very unsettling. No aircraft over my house please. Like not within a couple of hundred meters. It's pretty unsettling. Especially when your windows are shaken. It's not a nice feeling. Don't love it. Yeah that's unpleasant. No, thank you.

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not on some sort of mountain. You know, like, yeah, I feel like it would be, was it a vaguely emotional experience? Or just like, he's just screaming, woohoo all the way down. It definitely wasn't a woohoo, it was definitely, I don't really feel scared of things until they're actually happening, so I wasn't like psyching myself up. People were getting really nervous in the plane, I was fine, and then once you're like dangling your legs out the side and you're about to jump, definitely an emotional experience.

Oh man, that's terrifying. Have you been, uh, what's the other one? Bung, have you done that? No, I don't like the idea of it. You fight with a doubt, not so much with the up. I feel like the back up. If something fucks up when you're skydiving, you're just going to die. Right? You're just going to spl a good time with it. I'm pretty sure there was a thing from like a

couple of years ago that was one of those like either they didn't anticipate how much the person weighed or they let the line out too long and they just like hit the ground at the bottom. Yeah. You don't want that. That's a no thank you for me. Also imagine if you get like severely injured and then the next five minutes of your life are you just going like back up and down on this thing getting jostled around? Just broken bones just swinging around bouncing up and down. Yeah no thanks. Oh boy. Skydiving's good though I do recommend it. Check out skydiving if you can. Mm-hmm. I got a nice thing here. I think it's very nice when you're genuinely surprised by how good something you cooked tastes. Like- Oh god it's so good. You know like when you thought it was going to be nice but then you have like a bit of it and you're just like

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you do everything enough that you know what it looks like to fuck up or on its way to fucking up or whatever, where you can just adjust. You're just doing little adjustments all the time. So there's no point throughout the process where you're like, oh fuck I fuck this up, you're just like, oh turn that heat down a little, turn that heat back up. It's like quite blissful because you're just looking after all these little elements and all comes together something nice and then you get to make other people happy. Exactly. Which is real fucking good. It's so good. I like seeing how many people are learning to cook and experimenting and trying new things while we're all stuck at home. It's quite pleasant. Someone who like, usually I would describe the one twee asks as maybe an extreme irony

poster like never done anything sincere in their whole life, did an extraordinarily long thread about a five-hour process for cooking, I think, French onion soup, that looked incredible. And they were just like talking through all of the steps of being like, well, I'm doing it this way, because it'll bring up more of this flavor. You can cheat doing it this way. We could stop the process now, but this is why I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I'm think I'm think I'm think I'm think think think tho that, that, that, that, that, that, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, that, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thr. thrown, thrown, throooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooan, th process now, but this is why I'm going to do it for a while or whatever, and it was just so lovely. It was like 60 tweets long and I went

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What's your favorite thing, food, drink, etc, when you're really hungover? Oh. That's a wonderful question. What's your ideal if you can have absolutely anything you wanted? Oh. Oh. I struggle... So, probably like a filthy burger, I think, because I really, I can't handle,

I need solid ingredients. I cannot have anything with like eggs in it when I'm hungover because, and I'm assuming this is like a, this is a chronic hangover, like an extremely bad one, like life on the line hangover. I need like the greasiest thing possible but mostly bread. Yes, same. So like just, you know, if I was eating meat it would be probably a double quarter pounder. That would probably save my entire life. I can't do it. I mean I don't need meat meat anymore, but just like the burger thing when I'm hung over it's not for me. It's too much what are you? What are you looking at? My idea which I can't get anymore is a

cheesy mind scroll from Baker's Delight. Oh fuck man I eat like four cheesy might scrolls a week I reckon because because so much I used to eat them almost every day there There's a Brumbies in between, which is basically Baker's Delight, right? It's in between me and the bar. So like, every time I walk past I'm like, I reckon I can maybe spare four bucks 20 for a cheesy-mode scroll. They're just so good. I think Brambies is like a lower tier B's Delight, but they have better pies and pasties. Oh, is it true? I've, it's my, it's my Brambles' opinion. I've explored their hot pastries selection.

I'm kind of, yeah, I'm sticking with a classic. I'm a real cheese, mine squirrel guy. So good that, and like McDonald's orange juice, which I don't know what it is. It's certainly not orange juice. It's so good th're hungover. It's probably 90% water and it costs more than a soda, but it's delicious. Yeah, they are pretty good actually. I'm a huge fan of a solo or a lift as a hangover cure. Me too. I don't normally drink, soft drink, but when I'm hung over, like a lemon-based soda? Mmm. Sorry for saying soda, please don't yell at me. That's fine. A pop. We had, good lord. We had a friend of our staying with us from the US for the last week.

Like he just went home a couple of days ago. And it was just like, you know that weird thing in your head where you're like, should I say it the way that he would be thaaaaa, thiiii, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to to to to to to to, to to, to, to, to, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thi, thi, thin, thi, to to thin, to to tooooooooooooooooi, thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, should I say it the way that he would be used to hearing it so that he knows what I'm talking about or is that patronizing? Exactly. So, like when I'm over in the States I will never compromise. I'm never calling anything by what an American would call it, even if I know it means they'll be like, what? Yeah. I can't do it. It just sound so insincere. It does. The one thing I've on is red pepper instead of capsicum. That's fair enough. I mean, they're not going to be like, oh, of course. It's the Latin name for the bell pepper, so I will... That's a fair enough one. Just at Subway trying to order my capsicum and. How are you feeling about oregano and basil at this point? I'm not compromising, I'm not going to say basil because it sounds fucking stupid. Yeah, that's the

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But there was like, just a sea of bindies between the house and the pool, and I would just as a kid just be like, I don't know why I wouldn't just fucking put thongs on or something, but I'd be like, oh, if I just run across, it'll be less bad. Every single time, I'm just driving them straight into my feet with more force. Absolutely baffling decision from a young person. Terrible decision. Not a smart man.

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It's more discreet for the discrete gentleman. Mm-hmm. I've got another nice thing here. What have you got? Uh, finishing a very good book and having just a little sit to reflect on the experience of having read that book. You know when you like, when an ending is like really big or satisfying, you just have to sit there for a little bit and just like kind of process it. It is nice. Even a film. Same thing with a film that was really affecting, you know. I feel like you can kind of gauge how much the emotional impact of a movie has been when like everyone's just sitting there

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I have been reading books. I have a little ritual where, because I'm a white guy of about my age and my disposition, big-time Kurt Vonnegut head, and I've been trying to buy every single one of his books, but I refuse to buy any of them online, so I do like a kind of roulette where I go to the one little bookstore in West End, Avid, lovely independent bookstores, put your independent bookstore, blah blah blah blah. And I just, it's a roll of the dice, you know, he's got like 15-ish books and I have nearly all of them, and they just continually restock the books seemingly at random, so sometimes it'll be one that I need. Most of the time it won't be.

But I went in there last week being like, well, I need to get some books before all this, you know, shit hits the fan. It's a good idea. And they had two of the last three that I needed. And I was like, holy fuck. This never happens. It's gonna make you feel positive. Yeah, I'm sure it will What about you? You still struggle to read books like I used to read all the time when I was a kid and obviously the internet and also just going to university and reading all the time has ruined my enjoyment of everything. Uh-huh. I am reading a hundred years of solitude. Oh, I'd love that. It's very pleasant. I've got some books around here. I don't have a lot of books.

They're all back in my storage unit in Australia. So we have some books from the library here. Not a lot else. And I've got a big Chuck Pallaniac collection. Because that's the kind of person that I am. I read those like crazy when I was, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't th-a, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, thi, thi, thi, th. Because that's the kind of person that I am. I read those like crazy when I was a, like, I don't know, 19, 20 year old. They're some of the only books I've read a lot of because they're very easy to read. They're very enjoyable and short.

They're not super complex. No. He has a really good, like, his style of writing is just like fun to read as well. Yeah, it's fun. It's like all factoids and the sides that he crams into stuff and like... Yeah, I enjoy things like that. I find it sometimes difficult to read things that are a little more serious, but I'm doing my best. God bless. I'm probably just going to reread some of my favorites.

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re-watching it for the first time. I was thinking about re-watching it, but it's a big time investment. It's huge. I thought she's getting to the end, but it's a, it's good. I think the thing that like, watching it again, there was a bunch of jokes that I missed when I was younger that are about, ha ha, look how sexist this is, or look how homophobic this is, or like whatever, and a bunch of historical events crammed into the background that I also didn't really know anything about at the the thoomomomomomom tho tho tho tho tho tho thin thin, thin, thin, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thin, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho-a, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thoomomomooma, thooma, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th that's gonna hit me this time is just how cruel this show is to the people in it. That's terrible. It's just torturing all of the people that you're kind of like and it's it's hard, it's hard watch. Yeah sure is. It's a good, it's a good, a good, good show though. Theen a thr-a' show that show that show that show that show that show though. The design, like the production design of it is fucking phenomenal.

Oh it's so good, it's a beautiful visually show, especially to watch. Good stuff. What else have I got here? What else have you gone? Getting like a really good silence is nice. Like if you live in a city, you don't really ever get that, you'll like go out to a... You don't even really get that in national parks over here either because they're so full of like insects and rustling trees and shit, but like... Right. You go out to like the desert or something or you just out in the middle of nowhere. Oh, in a desert? It's so silent. Like, the desert, silent like you something nice about it. I think our brain is so surprised to hear actual silence,

that you're just like, oh, the thing that I thought I'd been hearing the silence was actually like a low hum of background noise. Yeah. This is actual silence. I love that feeling. It's nice. Every time I go back to the States, I'm just like, I want to go to a different desert and

also the ones that I've been to before. It's just that sort of solitude is just really nice for the soul, I think. And now we're experiencing a kind of solitude that's bad for the soul. We sure are. It's the worst. It's very strange. At least, I keep thinking about that as well. I had a few things in my list that were going to be like nice things about when you're in relationships and stuff. And I was like, oh, that's kind of mean actually.

Like, not saying that it's necessarily... You can bring up the bad parts. Yeah, you know, there's a comfort in having someone else around if you're stuck by yourself, but there's also an element of... My wife, please. Yeah, I mean don't, please don't, I need to hear. You know, nothing will really like stretch the patience and generosity of each other than extended proximity to each other.

I keep thinking about people that are like in maybe like six month long relationships right now having to make that call. You're just going to have to like, I mean, and I feel like people are kind of optimistic at that point as well, maybe if you're not necessarily ready to do that and that's what you've decided to do. You're going to find parts about each other that you didn't expect? You know? And sure you'll find parts about each other the delight you as well. That's kind of how it works, but I don't know, it's just weird. It's okay to argue about stupid things right now. That's the thing is that, you know, we've sort of found ourselves getting like, thi-a- the stress and the anxiety and being a little

bottled up. We get like weirdly snippy at each other over dumb shit. And then like 10 minutes later we're both just like, that was fucking dumb. Let's not do that. It's okay to do that. Yeah, that'll happen. That's, uh, yeah, I don't think it's going to be easy for anyone. And it's okay to feel like shit even if nothing is happening to you, I think is a nice thing

to keep in mind. Like, that's true. You know, this is one of those things where people feel bad about complaining because obviously there are people who are going to be affected a lot worse. People that are completely out of any sort of financial support, people that will get sick, people that will have friends and loved ones get sick, people will die, but it doesn't mean that you're not having a shitty time if you are, you know, this is hard. It's hard on everyone. It's okay to feel like shit if you want to. You can post about it. It's completely fine to do sincere posting right now. Go for it.

There. This is your time. Just you can post sending hugs. Go for it. Send love to people that you like only know as people whose jokes you like. Just be like, hey, I think you're good and I hope you're okay. Just chat to people. I think it's totally fine to do that stuff right now. That's our crime pass for the week. It's just, it's okay to just try and be kind to people.

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get the impossible ones, I can't find them. It's impossible. But the Beyond ones, they're so fucking good. They're amazing. They cook in a really satisfying way as well, they like sizzle properly. They look like they're pretty gross. They look like they like sizzle properly and everything. They make me uncomfortable, they're pretty gross, they look like they're bleeding. See that's the part that I love, that's what I need, which is probably psychotic, but it's the pantomime of the experience. It's very nice. How do they do that? I have no idea how they do it. Well, that's the message we're going to leave you on. If you know how beyond beyond the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their they they they they they they're they're they're to be to be to be to be they're to be to be to be they're they're to be they're they're're going to leave you on. If you know how beyond me do that, let us know. Also, it's okay to laugh at stocks go down. It's okay to laugh at landlords who don't know how they're going to pay their bills after they spend everything investing in other people's labor.

Mm-hmm. The people that are having to madly put their, the apartments that houses they bought for Airbnb up for sale or up for rent because Airbnb has fallen through because no one's traveling, you know they might be victims of a capitalist society that forces them to try and eke out whatever joyous existence they can through exploiting other things and exploiting the market and taking up housing that could go to people that need it and that maybe that's a systemic problem and not a personal problem but at the same time fucking ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Owned, poigned even. Fucon, a friend of the show, Bacoon was just posting pictures of places that were going up for rent that were clearly Airbnb's because of how shitty the

interior decorating is. But it's like that like having a pillow that just says live on it. You're like... What do you mean by then? What does this mean? It's such a weird facsimile of a place people would live in? Like, yeah. It's weird, right? Because normally how a house happens is you accumulate stuff over time and things just get put in places where they belong and it's all of your, you know, households come together into really organic, quite warm process, you know, it's very personal. And then they try to put this together artificially. Yeah, to try and do that where you're like, oh, but I I I I I I I I I I I I I th I they they they they they they they they don't they're they're th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. tho. tho. tho, tho. thi. that, tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. thee. the. try. try. try. try. try. the. the. the. the. the. th. th put this together artificially. Yeah to try and do that where you're like, oh but I don't want to spend too much money. So you've just got like the blandest looking shit. It's weird. It's like a ghost version of a house.

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Well thanks so much for joining us. You, the audience. We'll see you on the main episode. Please enjoy, try to enjoy, whatever you can right now. Don't feel like you have to be productive, be nice to each other. Do nice things for each other. Yeah, just like, be good. Look after yourself, look after the people around you. Do it. And wash your hands after, especially after you go the the the main main the main the main the main the main the main the main the main episode the main episode the main episode the main episode episode episode episode episode episode the main episode episode the main episode episode episode episode episode yourself. Look after the people around you. Do it. And wash your hands after, especially after you go to the bathroom. Wash your hands, fucking 20 seconds. Just fucking do it.

Six feet, meter and a half, distance. Go outside, but avoid congregating groups. Unless you're in a country where you're not allowed to go outside and then don't. Yes. congregating groups. Unless you're in a country where you're not allowed to go outside and they don't! you know the