Boonta Vista - UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: Van der Grift Generator

Episode Date: April 10, 2020

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Welcome to Bonnipeg. I am Andrew and I'm here, mining crystals in the crystal cave. You might have heard of the crystal cave if you've listened to the classic Stephen Seagal album Songs from the Crystal Cave. I believe he recorded that album in the very cave that we are in now. Although he was only there to appreciate the the great acoustics and the great vibes he was getting from all the crystals. We are here to strip mine this place for an undisclosed purpose. We're putting all the crystals in the cardboard boxes and sending them away. Over there to my right, struggling to lift a pickaxe, it's Theo.

Hey how you going? I am, as we've covered, allergic to many things, including frequencies of any kind. So this is really hazardous for me, but I do believe in the work, which is strip mining these crystals for good vibes. Deep vibes. Other people deserve good vibes too. Yeah, vibes deep inside you. Shipping vibes all over the world.

Just over here with, you know, one of those tape guns that you use to like run the sticky tape over the top of the thing, sealing up crystals into cardboard boxes, not packing them in any kind of material, just toss them in loose, the box is about a third full, taping them up, it's Lucy. Hey Lucy. I would never work in such a haphazard way. It's offensive. I take my crystal work very seriously. Dedication to find crystal craft. That's right. God imagine working in a crystal shop. I can't. It would be like so good. Like

from the first day you would never have to like once you have mastered the point of sale system you were done like someone comes in and asks you about a crystal, you just talk out of your ass for 20 minutes. No, that is true. They're like, oh what does this one do and you're like, oh man, this is actually for recharging. I see how terrible it is having a job where you actually have to be right about things? Oh, it's awful. It's terrible. You've got to like think whether you're saying something that's thue thi thru th. thi thi the the the the the the the the the the the the the that something something something something something something something something the thru thru thru thru theat's s something something something thru theateateateate the the the the the the the the the the the the the that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. that that that th. that that that that that the the that the that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the that's the the the the And that's why I hate podcasting. Oh dear yes and of course our residents are Crystal expert standing over us wielding the bullwhip of motivation as he calls it. It's Ben. Well I've actually I've put shards of crystal throughout the end of the whip so think of it not so much as a punishment as I am sort of hitting you directly with the good of the whip. So think of it not so much as a punishment as I am

sort of hitting you directly with the good vibes. You're rewarding us. If I see your vibes are failing, I'll hit you with a vibe whip. Yes and it does make me get up and keep going. I'll say that. Which proves that the crystals work? Uh-huh. As whipping proves. I will say as far as like a, you know, a peer-reviewed blind-tested study goes,

you know, 10 out of 10 people that you whip with the Good Vibs Crystal Whip will get up to get out of its way. And that proves that the whip works. It's Crystal's energy. It's that, you know, opposing force. Exactly. Mm-hmm. It's that, you know, opposing force. Exactly. It's real. Now while we're down there, unfortunately, Lucy has received a notification on her contraband cell phone that the crystal expert wielding the Good Vibs Crystal Whip says that she is not allowed to have down here.

Letting us know that unfortunately everybody's dear sweet uncle Bernard Sanders has dropped out of the race for the Democratic National Committee's nomination for President running guy. That's right. That's correct. Bernie Bro down, her down. Yeah I guess well let's play the let's play the song one more time and it has to be noted. Remember the joy we had several days ago. Remember the joy we had last time we played this and also despite how upbeat this song is that we're all actually feeling quite sad. So if it's possible, try to maybe fold your hands in your lap and just look down on the ground.

You can kick your legs a little bit down, look down on the ground. You can kick your legs a little bit. You've got to have something to enjoy. If you want to like maybe go stand at the end of your driveway and then put a hand on your heart and then just sadly boot scoop. Really kicking up that dust at the end of your driveway. Really just goes for it. Actually, this might be the perfect time for you to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to the the to the to the to the the the to their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, tho, tho, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. You, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, and dust at the end of your driveway. Really just goes for it. Actually, this might be the perfect time for you to take your hat off your head, throw it onto the ground and then, yeah, sort of square dance on your hat maybe, angrily.

I think the classic move is to throw the hat down into the dust and then kick your own hat. Because that really shows that you know, you've just just bloody bloody bloody bloody bloody bloody bloody bloody bloody bloody bloody bloody bloody bloody that you're willing to cause undue wear and tear to your own hat that you wear well-harvesting crystals. Couldn't be me. And a man's hat is like his wife in many ways. So now, possibly, for the last time, let's all observe exactly 12 seconds of silence as we experience the bony bro down how down sad again. Now I'm really fucking pissed off. I'm mad. I'm reading tweets. How to not get pumped. Getting really angry sitting there looking at my device every day. Don't do that. You're going to find yourself looking

at thousands of tweets by people who refuse to call him anything other than Bernard Sanders for some reason. I hate calling him Bernie. Ah, and they're all new-friendly. Except for when it's a Bernie Bro. True, they don't say Bernard Brice. I don't know. I've definitely seen the Bernard Bro variation. Oh, in the wild.

Of course, Bernard Brothers. He was a jazz artist, I believe. So everything sacks. Bernie has decided he hasn't, he doesn't so much just dropped out, he's saying he's suspending his presidential campaign, which is for very understandable reasons and I have no doubt is to do with the fact that the DNC is continuing to force having in-person elections right now. Seems insane. Seems completely insane and highly unethical, but they're

doing that, so he has decided to suspend his campaign. He will remain on the ballot so you can still vote for Bernie, and please do still vote for Bernie. He can collect delegates which will hopefully exert more of an influence over what platform the party takes to the election with the Joe Biden. Joseph Robin. Joseph Biden. Joseph Biden.

You see that Joe Biden today? We've been looking at Joe Biden Twitter. Go on. Hit us with it. So Biden's trying to reach out to the Bernie Bros, all of us, who are understandably very upset and most people are now... He's reaching out and he's grabbing both of your shoulders from behind. He's massaging my shoulders, he's scradling my face. Can really just way too close.

What's your name again? Holly. It's your daughter, Joe. Carol. Sorry to sideline this, but has anybody seen a video that got posted online a while ago? And it was like, I'm struggling to sort of describe it. It was like some kind of event, it might have been a photo-op type thing, where group after group of people of young people are coming into this chamber. It looks like a courtroom or something and being greeted by Joe Biden and some staffers. And it's all taking place in the same room and just, you know, group after

group of people are coming in. Every single group that comes in, if there is a woman there who is young and good looking, Joe says, hey, I want you to stand up here next to me. Ha ha ha. And if there is a young woman there, but she is clearly dating a young man who is there, he says, oh, you got good taste, you're a lucky guy. And like in just, it's staggering to see like, literally dozens of groups of people. The whole thing is cut together and it's very clearly all taking place at the one event. And it's just dozens of people coming through.

And every single one of them, he has to tou-touch the young woman who is present. He has to comment on her physical appearance, he has to say either that he wants her over next to him, or that if there is a man there that he's lucky because you know he gets to fuck this girl or whatever. And like it's just... There's a lot of these and I don't know how you can watch these and not feel ill and and not 100% believe the rape allegations against him either. It's because it's old horny which is one of the few remaining acceptable kinds of horny in society where we're all just kind of, oh no that's that's funny because he's old and horny. It's old and that's funny but you can't do anything with it anymore so it's fine. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's that's right. That's that's that's that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th. th. th. the the the thee thee thee thee thee thee thee thee thee thee thee thee. thi thi. the the the the the that's that's funny because he's old and horny. Hilarious.

He can't do anything with it anymore so it's fine. That's right that's the like. Like when George Bush senior was like grabbing it nurses or whatever you know, oh you know his mind's gone so it's fine. So but but I guess what really struck me about this particular thing is that obviously we've all seen. Myriad photos clips all that sort of thing of Joe Biden like, you know, grabbing like little girls up to grown women like from behind on their shoulders, touching people's faces like

nuzzling, nuzzling the nape of their neck from behind as he whispers into their ear and shit like that and I think it's like I think it's unfortunately still relatively easy for supporters of his to dismiss those things as like oh that was a two-hour-long event and somebody snapped a single frame where he like leaned in and said something to somebody to just to make it look. There's so many and there's also the very detailed rape accusation. There is this also. But yeah, I guess that video that I'm referring to is overwhelming because- It's very, very graphic. It's very visual what happens with Joe Biden all the time and it's upsetting. And it's, it's overwhelming because, like I said, it's, it's very, very clearly, it's, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the very, very, very, very, very, very graphic..... the the the the the the the very, very, very, very graphic. the very graphic. the very graphic. the very, very, very, very, very graphic. the very graphic. the very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very. the very. the very. the very. the very. the very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very graphic........ th.. the th. the, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very And it's overwhelming because, like I said, it is all very, very clearly footage from

a single event as he receives group of people after group of people and with every single one of them, he has to make a comment about the attractiveness of the young woman there, about how either, you know, he wants her physically close to him or he's to make a comment about the attractiveness of the young woman there, about how either, you know, he wants her physically close to him or he's jealous of the person who is clearly her partner, all of which I guess like even on that secondary level, he speaks to the man about the attractiveness of the woman like she's not there, like she's a piece of property, which is also really cool. But it's just seeing it over and over and over again that. But, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that that that that th, th, th, th, thi he's he's he he he he he he he he he he he he wants he wants he wants he wants he wants he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he, he he, he he, he he, he he, he he, he he, he he, he to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thi to to to to to to to to to to to to the to thi thi thi to thi thi thi thi thi thi thi woman like she's not there, like she's a piece of property, which is also really cool. But it's just seeing, it's seeing it over and over and over again that makes you go,

oh there's no possible way to take any of this out of context. This is the context. Yeah, that is the context in which Joe Biden exists. And that's who we're taking to the election, who is 100% not to not to not to not to be not to be not to be not to be not to be not to be to be to be the election who is 100% not going to be Donald Trump. No, it's a sad time for us, I think, and a sad result. But I think the silver lining is it's going to be a great time for skiding, right? If you're in the business of skiding about shit, like when you compare it against the 2016 election, where, you know, Bernie was seen as a spoiler, even though he dropped out and then, and the the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, to, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the the 2016 election where you know Bernie was seen as a spoiler even though he

dropped out and then and then went on the campaign for Hillary Clinton he did so in June in early June he is effectively dropping out now at the in early April there is nothing standing between Joe Biden and the 2020 election. There's absolutely nothing in between except the bed that they've made that they now have to lie in. Because this is effectively what they wanted. That's exactly what they wanted. Can I stop you for a second? Please? Are you saying skiding? Yeah what is this? So like, skiding? Like, can you spell you spell it for me? I think, I think I know what's happening here? S-k-i-t-i-n-g, right? Like, uh, I don't... This is a new one to me? Can you give me a, maybe just like a definition for that word? Like, uh, crowing about something? Ah, uh, I don't, this is a new one. Can you, the- Can you th- Can you th- Can you give? Can you give? Can you give? Can you give? Can you give? Can you give? Can you give? Can you give? Can you give? Can you give? Can you give? Can you give? Can you give? Can you give? Can you give? Can you give? Can you give? Can you give? Can you? Can you? Can you? Can, the-? Can you? Can you? Can you? Can you? Can the-? Can, the-a? S-? S-? S-? S-? S-? S-? S-? Can the-? Can, can? something. Okay. What, oh, boy, my. Skite. Informal Australian slash NZ. To boast. To boast. Okay. I just.

Sorry, I did notice the kind of vacuum in the room when I said the word skiding. Well, I was hoping everybody else do what was going on to only I was the idiot. I was just pretending to know what was going on. Oh boy. Okay. All right. There you go. I thought I also thought it was with the D I was like skiding. Skiting. No. I was what I thought what I thought had happened. What I was worried was happening was that we had found an absolutely stunning pronunciation of chiding. Like if you're into training people about... That would be exciting. Yeah, I was like, does he think that's how that's been what?

Oh, that would have been the duck. So sorry to take that away from you, Andrew. No, that's okay. That's true. And I a word. You guys don't. That's true. And I look, I apologize on behalf of people who know what the word Skyding meant. Yeah, anyway, look, so everything that happens in 2020, that's up to them now. So good luck. Have fun. Enjoy it. At least they're not going to have a guy in the White House that's theirs that's going to cost them all the money from the medical insurance companies say. Well we've seen this the stock markets and we've seen the shares around medical companies and that fucking

made me want to die. Oh but don't worry he's skyrocket because Joe Biden's come out to try to get Bernard brothers on side with him and said we have to do with a policy that he's a tweigh the policy the policy the the the the the the to to to to to to the to the to to to the the to to to the to to to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the their. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. to. to. to. to. their. their. to. their. their. the this is the policy that he's tweeed today we have to do more to ease the economic burden on working people so today I'm adopting two new policies to help deliver relief as president I will one lower Medicare eligibility to age 60. Woo! Medicare for all. Two forgive student debt for low income and middle class families which sounds great. When you go into it there's a lot. to. to. to. to to to to to to their. their. their. their. th. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their. their. th. th. We' their. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We.................................... That. That. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That. That's. That. That. That's. That. That. That. go into it, there's a lot of different clauses in there for a forgiving student debt. But thank God I can get on Medicaid when I'm 60. Can't afford to go to the doctor right now, but I got that to look forward to. And of course, this is like, this is exactly the kind of thing that makes every young person hate the Democrats, which is, thuuuuuu.. and of thuu. And thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to to to to forgive, to to forgive, to to to to to forgive, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thi, thi, thi, thi, the kind of thing that makes every young person hate the Democrats,

which is that the only things that they're willing to kind of give to anybody always have to be means tested. They all have to be these technocratic solutions. They can't just be like, here's the thing that we believe in and we will work to achieve it for everybody because everybody deserves access to the same thing. Nope. It is a middle lower and middle class income people and of course they will like you said define lots of various conditions about that and income brackets and all that kind thing. And then Bernie supporters will still be blamed for Joe Biden's loss in the election for the fact that we don't want to vote for a rapist that shares most of Trump's characteristics

policies, etc. Well, at this point we're just wheeling back around to a perfect repeat of the 2016 election, aren't we? Perhaps worse. That's my prediction. I think worse in the sense, well, I guess there's multiple ways in which it's worse, but I guess specifically the mechanism through which the Democrats choose their candidate is that Bernie was clearly somebody with a lot of momentum and a lot of support and everything. It's very apparent that the DNC pulled out all stops. Flat out decided it wasn't going to happen to make sure that it wasn't

going to happen for him. But also also the fact that like when we're at this point in 2016, it was, hey, here is Hillary the candidate whose entire thing is just, hey, you know who I am. You know who I am. You've seen me on TV. You know my name and that's why you'll vote for me. I'm not really offering you anything. I don't really have any signature policies, everything that I am offering is like this kind of, hey everyone should temper their expectations, means testing bullshit. And it caused everybody to the left of center who would have voted for the Democrats saying, well fuck this, I'm just going to stay home then, and then you wind up with Donald Trump.

And that's exactly what's going to happen here, is that everybody who had some glimmer of hope for this is going to be our time to claw back some control, to move things back towards the left, to maybe start to live in a more equal society. The DNC has said said no, we'd rather lose. We'd rather lose to do that. My only hope is that Bernie's choice to drop out is to hopefully just influence the policies that they're going to take to the election and maybe they'll be a good VP, but there's not a lot to look forward to. And I can't vote so don't write in yelling at me, would 100% not vote for Joe Biden. Not at all.

And most people that I know that are Bernie supporters will not. A lot of people, you know, bit their tongue and voted for Hillary Clinton last election because the idea of Donald Trump was so bad. But I don't think that Biden is. I don't think, I think it's going to be far worse and he's going to lose. He's going to get dunked on. I saw there was a little clip of Donald Trump being asked about something that Joe Biden had tweeted where he was at a press conference and they said oh Joe Biden has tweeted something today attacking you what do you think of that and Trump just goes yeah he didn't

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The thing, the thing that everybody who watches too many clips of the news and all that sort of shit has been saying about Donald Trump for years now has been like, look at this guy, he's a moron, he doesn't like, he doesn't get all of the basic principles behind these things he's meant to be making serious decisions about. And in a lot of cases, you know, he's just rambling. He's just rambling to fill air. And it's very clear that, you know, he doesn't actually have any real understanding of these things. They managed to find somebody worse than that. Yeah, Donald Trump looks high-functioning in comparison. Yes, they managed to find somebody who is worse at putting together sentences. They made Trump look smart and funny.

And it doesn't matter if like, it doesn't matter if Joe Biden had like a better grasp on the actual policies at previous points in his career or anything. He has lost the ability to actually communicate anything about it clearly. Like he just immediately slides into like slurring and like the man cannot finish a sentence. And that's the least of the problems with Joe Biden, but it's 100% what all of the Fox News will stick on to and it's just going to drive him straight into the ground. It's just an easy path. And I completely agree in that there is, you know, as you've said, and we haven't really talked about any great level of detail, very credible rape and sexual assault allegations against Joe Biden. There is also the issue with

that obviously he has a long, long history of racist policy-making. That too. Like racist, racist policymaking. Oh, that too. Yeah, like racist policymaking of like, you know, having a history of proudly touting his attempts to cut social security, to work across the aisle with Republicans, being best buddies with like super racist, Strom Th therman all this sort of stuff all of those things are big issues not in terms not just in terms of electability but also like the actual character of him as a person but before you can even get to any of those things is an issue you have to be asking the

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Like the debates are just gonna be Joe Biden making a long, rambling, digressive story about how back in the 70s, him and his friend, Junko Pop would try and entice girls with the long skirts to go and stand on sewer grates so that the air would like blow them up. And while he's like try to get through this story, he hasn't noticed that Donald Trump has put a bib on him, placed him in a high chair, and it's feeding him like a baby. That's going to happen on live TV. Well and I guess the other thing is that as we sort of saw when Hillary was in it, her whole thing was, I'm the most competent and qualified candidate of all time.

And of course, I'm the Leslie Knope candidate. And of course, all of that led to her, like, it came off to any normal human being as cold and incredibly smug and calculated. And that also extended to being very calculated about speaking about speaking about issues as though you had the right thing in mind, you know, wanting to do the right thing, but always making sure to hedge your words so that you were never actually committing to doing anything. That's just what the Democrats love, and that's ideally what they want is the exact status quo, but they just don't want someone in the office who is rude about it. And I guess the the difference between Hillary and Joe is that apart from the fact that most people already massively disliked Hillary Clinton for a wealth of very obvious reasons.

With Joe Biden, he's going to have Donald Trump dunk on him and it's going to make him agitated and he's going to get fired up and he's going to start challenging him to push-up contests and boxing matches. He did gamer moments. Scrobing why at him? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Yeah. He's like like, you know, we've all seen those clips of Joe Biden being asked, not particularly contentious questions by workers and union members and stuff like

that on the campaign trail journalists and immediately becoming agitated and like grabbing and shoving them in the chest of their finger demanding that they fuck off and go and vote for Donald Trump instead which is a great strategy. It's a great strategy. Corn Pop should have killed him when he had the chance. Got him in the neck with a zip gun. Oh my god. Oh my god. The tentness infused straight Rosa.

Deeply troubling man. All right, so you can say all this right. You'd say all this stuff about his electability, about his policies. I will. You know, about credible sexual assault allegations, about his general creepiness. But you have to remember that he was friends with President, my, the last guy, Rap Rock. So that'll get him through. Yeah, you know that conservatives here, the one thing that they loved was the Obama administration.

Yeah, there was, like, and you see this shit online where people are like, yes, now that Bernie's out and Biden is in, we're finally going to see Obama sweep in and start campaigning for him and doing endorsements and stuff. It's like, you really think that Obama's going to come out and put all of his, you know, his goodwill from the electorate and all that sort of thing, people who... Because of course there would still be many, many, many millions of people in the US who view Barack Obama as like a great president. Because he wasn't the worst. Given that. Yeah and these people seem to think that he's going to come out swinging for Biden at some point. It's like why has that not happened before this point? Why has... He hasn't? Haven't... He really hasn't. Haven't seen a lot of Obama.

No, he's too busy producing Netflix shows. Wind surfing on pedophile islands or whatever with Richard Branson. Sure. Just living high off the hog, you know? Everything sucks. But things can be better and that's why we're down here in the Crystal Cave as featured on the Stephen Seagal album songs from the Crystal Cave Harvesting crystals and I think it's time to finally break our non-disclosure agreements and tell you what we're harvesting these crystals for Friend of the show Pete Evans

Now, I'm just I'm gonna stop right there and say Who amongst us would like to volunteer to describe Pete Evans for our international listeners? I'll take a crack at this. So Pete Evans is a much beloved by some people, Australian Paleo-chef chef, who is probably most famous for having a cookbook of his taken back off the shelves because a diet that he advocated, which I believe was just feeding your baby's bone broth and nothing else, was found to have given them a nutrient deficiency

that was potentially lethal. So after this, he just really doubled down on becoming like a real fucking alternative medicine kind of guy. His big thing recently was that you should be sunning your balls and your anus. Do you remember do you remember like when the solar eclipse stuff was happening and he was like, we should all, no, it might have even been, might have even been after that now he was just talking about going out and just staring at the sun for a little bit. Yeah, every morning.

He should be going out on a regular basis and just staring at the sun for a little bit. Yes, I actually, I wrote an article about that for pedestrian and then he got very, very mad at us for essentially just transcribing an Instagram post that he made about doing it. They're like, oh, so when you describe it, it sounds crazy. Okay. Can I just row back and just read this one sentence about that book from the, from the Wikipedia? So Evans co-authored a cookbook titled Baba Yum Yum Yum! The Paleo way for new moms babies and toddlers which raised controversy after being called and I quote extremely

deadly for all babies by health experts. That right there is some Simpsons level extremely deadly for all babies. Ah, that's the quote we didn't want. Oh no. Remind where Pete Evans came from? Was he like on TV before all this? He, was he on master's show? No, so he was, he's been on my kitchen rules for quite a while now. This came after.they're like hey

Public dip shit We love your style. Please be on this TV show Which we will pay you lots of money for it's absolutely Astonishing that his only skill in life is being extremely wrong And too tanned are you too tanned?anned? Well, that's because he doesn't believe in sunscreen. He literally believes that it's a toxic thing that's going to, that's going to kill you. He believes many things. He does. He has a lot of beliefs.

Maybe too many. Yeah, I reckon everyone should have like two or three. A handful max. You can't just be believing everything. That'll make you like Pete Evans. That's true. So he's definitely a real alternative health kind of guy. Sorry, Wikipedia has a whole an abridged list of the conspiracy theories that

he's part of. Anti-fluidation slash water fluoridation movement, anti-vaccination, big pharma conspiracy theory, GMO conspiracy theories, HIV-AIDS-orin theories, OPV AIDS hypothesis, vaccine hesitancy, vaccines causing autism. AIDS denialism, that's a new one. Which when you put it all in one spot doesn't sound good. It's not great. Oh, so when you write it down, it looks bad. When you write a list of it, I seem crazy.

So, you know, he's got a lot going on. Sure he tried to publish his Killing Babies book. His baby death formula book. And that got pulled from the shelves. But is Pete one to be deterred? No. No, Pete is not one to be put off. And it's up to us to bring you the wonderful news that Pete Evans on his website

has now made available a brand new product for you the weakened aura having consumer I know that you're sitting around these difficult times and you're thinking them yourself My chakras I've got a real scrub tier aura going on. Oh, you know, you know, it's like hey, I'm just trying to get through this pandemic My chakras my aura my, my other stuff my chi my tea my chi my chi my chi my chi? My my, my this! My tea! My tea! My tea! My tea! My tea! My tea! My tea! My tea! My tea! My tea! My tea! My tea! My tea! My tea! I I I I I I I I tea! I'm I'm I'm I'm tea! I tea, I'm thia! I'm thia, I'm the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tia tina! tina! tea tea tea tea tea tea tea! I tea! I tea! I tea! I tea! I tea! I tea! I tea! I tea! I tea, tea tea tea tea tea ta ta tea ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta t just trying to get through this pandemic. My chakras, my aura, my other stuff. My c- My cee. My cee, ow, my cee. My c's in the shitter.

Real brown aura going on, you know. And you maybe sit around thinking, yourself, how am I going to get through this? Great news. According to Pete Evans's website, he is making available to you the savvy consumer, a new product called the Biocharger NG. And it's an exciting time to be alive folks. If would like your bios charged and I know I would I would I hate flat bios yuck so let me give to you some of the description here from the website the biocharger NG is a hybrid subtle energy revitalization platform for transmitted energies stimulate to invigorate the is a hybrid subtle energy revitalization platform.

Four transmitted energies stimulate and invigorate the entire body to optimize and improve potential health, wellness and athletic performance. Now even in that second sentence there. Potential. So stimulate and invigorate. I like anything like this where they immediately start pairing words that are just synonyms. Wow, they've done it twice, optimize and improve. Optimize and improve?

Get a better copywriter. This is fucking garbage. So he's offered to optimize and improve potential health? Yeah, and wellness. Well, anyone want to take a guess of what potential health is? Health you could have, but don't have yet. Yeah, I mean, obviously, your cheetah. So you don't like, your wellness is dog shit. They should call a bloody unwellness if you ask me. Don't like your wellness your wellness is dog shit There's they should call a bloody unwellness if you ask me Hmm the biocharger NG is completely non-invasive

It's good and has proven very strong word there proven to restore strength Stamina coordination and mental clarity now now while you're doing that. I'm just clicking through a triple C triple C thrc the to restore strength, stamina, coordination, and mental clarity. Cool. Now while you're doing that I'm just clicking through a triple C false and misleading claims. I have immediately started to wonder about this. Go on on, I'm just working through the process. Let's take down Pete Evans once and for all. He's been too good for too long. His Laura is too strong. I'm sick of it. Pete joins the biocharger advocate group to help raise awareness of the biocharger and alternative modalities. Mm-hmm. Nodding.

Hata when my modality is the same as everybody else's. Hate it where my modalities work. Nothing worse. You can purchase your biocharger through PetEVans. PetEvans. PetEvans. using the link below. We receive a special discount price.

Now we will come to the price. Now, when he says, sorry, not he, when the voiceless speaker, speaking the third person about him on his own website says Pete joins the biocharger advocate group to help raise awareness, what he means is he gets a kickback when you buy it through the website using his link, right? He's an influencer. That's what raising awareness is? Using the link below. Now I know what you guys are asking yourself, yeah yeah, yeah, but get to the energies. I want to know which energies are getting charged. What about my energies? Yeah.

Are we talking organs? Are we talking classic Peter Brock style organs? I think you're going to find this covers a broad spectra of energies. Is that the plural of? No, it's not. Spectrum is just... Well, actually it is, isn't it? Multiple spectrum?

Spectra? Yeah, but this is one spectrum. It sounds nice. Yeah, it sounded better. Well, I'm glad we, you know, scrutinized it heavily. Thanks. So, the energy's used in the biocharger are light, frequencies and harmonics. Oh, sorry, frequencies and harmonics. We've got a hidden shoes and flask bracelet situation going on that. We do light frequencies and harmonics, pulsed electromagnetic fields, pimpths, and and everybody's favorite. Voltage. It always saved the best to last. I don't want voltage. Why is frequencies in harmonics one, and also voltage sounds a lot like I'm going to get electrocuted? If I just, if I reduce this list down to two types of thing,

tell me if this makes your brain feel good. Here are just two types of energy, light and voltage. I believe that there's two kinds of energy going on here. We're talking about light. We're talking about electricity. No, voltage. That's not the same as electricity. It's not. But voltage is natural. It's an all natural kind of deal. It's not like the kind you're getting out of the plug and your wall. No. That's stuff will kill you out. That's coming from big electricity. That's got lots of additives in it, lots of preservatives.

This is also a guy I'm a ad who is 100% convinced that Wi-Fi is making you sick. Can you prove that it isn't? Guess not. Well, you've got me there. Destroyed. Okay, so, so we've established these are all very different things. Light, frequencies and harmonics, pulsed, electromagnetic fields, pymphs, and voltage. These are all natural energies found in nature.

No, again, certainly not. Incorrect. Although again, we're back to the copywriting. Oh natural energies from nature. Hmm. Great. So just as you feel that your optimal self after spending time outside in the sun, not in the beach or hiking in the woods, you're able to bring those experiences indoors by using the biocharging. Why don't I just go outside? Because you're quarantined. Quarantine. That's fair enough. Right. It's perfect quarantine gift.

Free loved one. What if you're stuck in an apartment in New York during all this isolation and you're like, I want a fat dose of voltage. I want frequencies and harmonics, you know? But Andrew, what about the benefits? What about well? You know, you might be asking yourself, what are the benefits of jacking up my pulsed electromagnetic field levels, you know? I will just say, though, I mean, when Pete talks about feeling good after, say, spending

time outside in the sun on the beach or hiking in the woods, he doesn't really go into what's actually involved in that. So like, going out often involves like actually doing something with your body. So let's say going for a hike, Ben. You're a bit of a hiking guy, right? Sure, I love the natural world as much as anyone. Probably more than some people.

So when you go out for a hike, I'm assuming that you get out there, you do a lot of physical exercise, you know, you're doing, you're doing walking, you're carrying something heavy, you're getting all that fresh air and everything. And when you come back, the main thing that has really made you feel good, it was probably the harmonics or the frequencies? I think for me it's the frequencies. Well, you know how trees are constantly vibrating at a rate of between 7 and 50,000 killerhertz? Yeah. Yeah, some of them... I wish I could capture that and bring it inside. Well, now you can. Okay, so... I mean, you can barely bring it inside if it the the frequencies. I the frequencies. I the frequencies it the frequencies, it the frequencies, it the frequencies, I the frequencies, I the frequencies, I the frequencies, I the frequencies, I the frequencies, I the frequencies, I the frequencies, I the frequencies, I the frequencies, I the frequencies, I the frequencies, I th, I th, I th, I th, I the frequencies, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I the frequencies, I th, I the frequencies, I th, I the frequencies, I the frequencies, I the frequencies, I the frequencies, I the frequencies, I the frequencies, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's the frequencies, it's the frequencies, it's the frequencies, it's the frequencies, it's the frequencies, it's the frequencies, it's the frequencies, the frequencies, the frequencies, the frequencies, the frequencies, the frequencies, I the frequencies, I the frequencies, the frequencies, I the frequencies, I the frequencies, it's the and bring it inside. Well now you can.

Okay, so... I mean, you can barely bring it inside if it fits through your door. We'll get to that. I'm out in the woods with the cardboard box. It's open. I'm scooping up handfuls of frequencies, trying to keep them in there. That's why I take on my crystals with me because the crystals, they receive the harmonies and the frequencies and then, yeah, it's quite complicated but finally there was a machine that did it for me.

Well, there is one and Lucy has asked about the benefits. So let me tell you, one benefit. Energy. The biocharger will revitalize your body so you can perform at peak levels all day, every day. Performing what? They're really not saying how often you need to, like you use it once and then you're just good to go 24-7 for the rest of your life? I think they advocate using it 247, but that's up to the user. I guess so. Focus the biocharger helps align your body and mind sharpening your mental clarity so that you can perform more

efficiently and effectively. I thought I was already performing at peak levels but okay. I know I'm not. I never have my entire life and I don't want to. Recovery. Oh now here we're, with this what we're talking about Theo. Keep that A-Triple-C page open. I don't know I'm just looking up his A-B-N as we speak. So I'm report. Recovery. Whether it's a workout, an injury, stress, or the bumps and bruises of everyday life. The biocharger platform will help facilitate a quicker bounce back. That sounds like a very provable thing. Are we are we getting into

refractory periods here? Like, hey, hang on babe. Just need 15 minutes on this bad boy. You're just going to go hang down in front of the crystal for a little while. Uh... Ah, I broke my arm. I need to stand near my biocharger. Hospital, get the fuck out. You're standing between me and the biocharger. You're absorbing my vibes. Screaming at the paramedics to not put you in the ambulance, but to instead to cut you in front of your little light box.

Please. My mind. Switch it on! Turn it to program 47. Shattered Spine. Uh, sleep. The biocarder delivers restorative energy waves that will realign your mind and body. I thought we were already doing that. Promoting more restful, renewing sleep. So, I guess... I'm sorry, they were right to say that though because focus

the focus part helps align your mind and body then the sleep part helps realign your mind. Oh fuck I'm sorry. So in between focus and sleep it can get online. I thought we were at peak levels all day. Why do I need to be real thought we were at peak levels, all day, every day. Yeah, me too. Why do I need to be realigned if I'm at peak levels? So it's very confusing. This also strongly implies that you will have this, frankly, gigantic piece of machinery on your bedside table humming away all night.

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I think this one's actually true because they may actually be describing just performing reps of lifting the biocharger and placing it back down on the table. Just as a reminder, this thing is fucking gigantic. Picture, if you will, a Tesla coil, or like a cartoon version of a Tesla coil encased in per specs in perspexx. I. th, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, a Tesla coil, or like a cartoon version of a Tesla coil encased in perspecs on top of what looks like a, what's the all-in-one blender cooker, dealing? A thermo mix. A thermo mix. With a large Soviet style, like nuclear reactor stop button on the front.

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there with it actually like exuding rainbow light. And I don't, I want to know whether it actually does that or not because when you view it in pictures it's just sort of like a big red tube in the middle. Yeah, it has these crystal things on the outside and I'm wondering if they spin. They do spin. They absolutely spin. Oh my. So which he would have had to put in there, right? Like they are specifically in the, there is no overlap between the performance, the performance, the performance, the performance, the performance, the performance, the performance, the performance, the, the, the, the, the, the, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the, there is no overlap between the performance of this device and the things that look like they're making a rainbow, right? Like he would have, the designers would have had to place them in there for aesthetic purposes

only to further mislead the people that are looking at this and wanting to buy it. Now I would just like to pause at this point and say we have we're all looking out together a picture of I guess the the sort of 3D model like mock-up of the thing. Now you guys will notice that that one is a cylindrical tube type deal right on top of the base of the thing. But then if we look down at the other photos that we have where it's the actual the actual the actual the actual the actual the actual the actual the actual the actual the actual the actual. the base of the thing. But then if we look down at the other photos that we have where it's the actual product in people's living rooms, taking up three-quarters of the lounge or whatever, that it's actually like a hexagonal type shape because apparently it costs too much

money to make a circular piece of perspecs and instead they've just gone with panels giving it a polygonal type appearance. Now this leads me to believe that the construction possibly cost more than they were initially anticipating and they said, let's just ramp it down a little. Also the whole base of this thing is very, very bullshit-looking construction to me, compared to like, even the quality of things that they're able to get out of, say, like kickstarters and that sort of stuff. This looks like a scrub tier kickstarter type thing. Well, it's not about aesthetics, okay?

This is about how your life can be enriched by the various kinds of energies. It doesn't need to look good, just needs to fix your entire life. Well speaking of this, we have several photos here that we are all lovingly gazing upon and there is one of a group of women sitting around what looks like perhaps a kitchen table. the biocharger is placed upon the kitchen table and everybody has their shitty chairs scooted right up to it. Everybody's got their eyes closed as though they're in

peaceful meditation and absorbing the many gamma rays coming out of this thing. And we have to note once again, this thing is fucking huge. It's enormous. It is just so big. It's like having an iron lung in your house. It looks ridiculous. And there's another photo here of a group of young men sitting around one. They're sitting on a bunch of couches and chairs and stuff. There's one in the middle of the room

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what that man is doing. If you just cut his torso out, you would be like, oh, that is a still from gay porn. He's like a little bit chunky, but quite ripped, and he's just sort of touching his chest in a way where it's quite adjacent to a nipple. It's, he looks like he's having a very good time. He is feeling himself right now. He's getting that energy. I think he's the only person.

Yes, very much so. That energy is going right to his pelvic chakra, I believe, and also to his heart chakra. He is definitely the man who bought the biocharger that this group of men is sitting around. It's his house. Are you meant to share it around like this? Like is there enough voltage for everybody? I believe they recommend up to six people. So both of these photos, they've gone beyond those numbers. Well, and I guess you can't hold Pete Evans or his associates responsible if you are not getting the appropriate amount of frequencies from this thing, because you didn't follow the instructions. I mean, looking at this, any benefit that anyone thinks that they are receiving from this is almost certainly just from meditation right?

Yeah. Yes. They're just meditating but they spent a lot of money to do it. They're having 15 minutes of their life where they just sit down in a chair, they don't look at a phone, they don't do anything else, they just try and and relax and that's quite good for you. They're just just the the their their their. They're just their. They're just their. They're just their. They're just th. They're just th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they're just they're they're they're just thi. th. they're just they're just they're just they're just they're just they're just they're just they're just they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their. their. their. their. th. th. to to th. to to that. tho. to tho. to tho. tho. thoo. their thoooo. they're just just just they're just they're just they're try and relax. And that's quite good for you. They're just in the moment vibbing at 7 to 50,000 kiloherts. Certainly are vibing. Not a phone in sight because phones radiate 5G energy. You don't want that. And I'll make your dick fall off. Oh, you've got to switch your phone off to just 3G. So you've got the worst download speed of the world, but it won't th. It won't th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. theea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. toea. toea. to to to thea.the world, but it won't kill you. Andrew, do you reckon you could maybe, you set up to play an audio clip there? I certainly am, but I do just want to know when we talk about this thing being fucking huge, we should also note that it weighs around 26 kilos or 55 pounds.

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I'm really looking forward to an in-depth discussion of the mechanisms involved here. Here we go. Did you ever wish that you had limitless energy and improved health and wellness? We all know that nutrition and exercise are two key factors for optimal health. The third important factor that is often overlooked is cellular voltage. Our bodies are designed to recover and heal through regeneration, or the making of new, healthy cells. When your cells are healthy and functioning properly, you're better equipped to fight back against illness and injury.

The body gets well by making new cells that work correctly, and in fact, chronic disease can occur when you lose that ability. Healthy cells equal a healthy body. The sources for this vital voltage exist in nature, in the form of the sun, lightning strikes, Earth's magnetic fields, and cosmic rays. But... Being struck by lining for my health.

Unfortunately, we don't spend enough time outside to expose ourselves to these natural energies. But now, there is a way for you to gain exposure to this vital voltage on demand. The biocharger is the only system that simultaneously replicates four types of natural energies, PEMF, light, frequencies, harmonics, and high voltage, and allows your body to passively absorb them in a 15-minute session. When optimal cellular voltage and function are achieved, your cells take in nutrients more effectively, detoxify and generate new and healthy cells. The biocharger library contains hundreds of frequency recipes that are written specifically to help improve things like energy levels, mental focus, better sleep, and accelerate it recovery

times. Just sit comfortably in front of the biocharger and select a frequency recipe from the menu. Then relax for 12 to 15 minutes while your body is bathed in the four energy types. It is non-invasive and groups of a frequency recipe from the menu, then relax for 12 to 15 minutes while your body is bathed in the four energy types. It is non-invasive and groups of up to six people can sit around it together to get recharged. When your cell phone battery starts to drain, you recharge it, so why not do the same for your body? The biocharger helps people interested in an alternative therapy to support them in their

wellness journey. It is the ultimate human recharging station. Biocharger, charge your life, change your life. I love to be supported in my wellness journey. I love feeling like a cell phone battery. That's exactly like being a human thing. You put lead petrol into your 1920s car, so why wouldn't you put lead petrol into your body? It's such a, it makes me think of like, you know, you know we get really mad when, when conservative governments insist that like a country's economy is the same thing as a household budget.

Well, they are, right they? I've read the news before. Hey, you gotta pay off the credit card. You know, you can pay off the credit card at the end of every month. And also, your phone runs out of battery, so your body must be the same as your phone. Which coincidentally is also Donald Trump's belief about physiology, is that everybody has a finite amount of energy that runs out if you use too much of it. Oh God, if you imagine if someone gave him one of these, he could recharge his energy and

do more physical activity. It is absolutely incredible. So these people are going to get sued, right? I mean, I'm no Thomas Edison, but I'm not sure that you can passively absorb electrical voltage. I mean, you absolutely can. It just doesn't do shit. Like if you want more white blood cells you're not going to go and stand next to a high like high voltage lines. Stand next to a litree in a lightning storm you're gonna feel so good. There's there's so much about that that I would

love to have somebody who is like really on board with this shit explain to me like for example that that I would love to have somebody who is like really on board with this shit explained to me like for example that there is natural natural electricity and like radiation and stuff in the world that comes from the sun and lightning strikes which is great but we're not outside enough to get the benefit of that so I want someone to explain the lightning strikes part to me. Is it that lightning strikes happen and they hit the earth and that electricity, that voltage is dispersed into the earth? But to get the benefits of it, you have to be like, do you have to be within a certain distance of a lightning strike?

How much of the voltage is absorbed into the earth and how do you get it back out out out out out out out out out out out out out out?? the the the the lightning? It that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that the lightning strikes that that that that lightning strikes that lightning strikes that lightning strikes that lightning strikes that lightning that lightning that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that lightning? Is that that that that that lightning? Is the lightning? Is the lightning the lightning the lightning strikes? Is the lightning strikes the lightning strikes the lightning strikes the lightning strikes? Is the lightning strikes the lightning strikes. the lightning strikes the lightning strikes. the lightning strikes. the lightning strikes. the lightning strikes. the lightning strikes. that, the lightning strikes. that, the lightning strikes. How much of the voltage is absorbed into the Earth and how do you get it back out into you? Well, none. None, because that's not how. If you're talking about voltage, the voltage is the difference between the Earth and the and the cloud of potential energy. And as soon as the lightning strike, that's that's it's done. But it's there before the lightning the lightning the lightning the lightning the lightning the lightning the lightning the lightning strike goes, that's it, it's done, but it's there before the lightning

strike. So in fact, the lightning strike is the thing that gets rid of the positive effect of the voltage if he gives a shit about that. What is this mumbo-jumbo? All right Albert Einstein. Fuck. Also, like, the frequencies that he's talking about are the exact, I want to come back to come to come to come th again th again the the th again the the. the the. the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I'm, the. I'm, the. I'm, the. I's, thi. I's, thi. I'm, the. I's, thi. I, th. I's, th. I's, th. I's, th. I's, the lightning. th. th. th. That's, th. That's, th. That's, the the th. I's, th. That's, th. That's, th. I's, th. That's, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. theate. theate. theat the. the. the. theat the thi. the thi. the the the thi. the thi. thi. that he's talking about are the exact, I want to come back to this because I've just, I've re-read what he's got there and up to 50,000 kiloherts, right, which is 50 megahertz,

which is the frequency around which the new spectrums of 5G operate, which are the exact things, he's a big 5G guy now as well. Right, like it's, it's, and, and, and, and, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, threat, the, the, threat, the, the, threat, the, threat, threat, threat, threat, threat, threat, threat, threat, threat,. Right? Like it's, and you know the lower, if he's talking about the frequencies in between, Wi-Fi is in there as well. Like it's just mumbo-jumbo. None of it makes any sense, but it does now because he's the one selling it for $15,000. 15,000 American dollars.

But you can get $500 off if you use promo code. AIDS doesn't exist. Hey, should we just before we run out of time here, should we listen to some of this Instagram live stream that Pete Evans did in which he is explaining the benefits of this thing? I've got to listen to it because I did actually put that link in the submission that I made to the A-triple-C five minutes ago. Oh. Pete Evans is going to come for us.

If anyone's interested? It's not going to be good. It's on my website if anyone's interested, you can go to Pete Evans and then products. But it's, we've had it for the last four or five months up at the farm. We use it pretty much every day. It's a it's a pretty amazing tool. It'll take you down some rabbit holes so I won't take me an hour or two to explain it. But I do have a podcast coming very surely. That's running a limitless program that's 30 minutes and so there we go. But just briefly it's programmed with about a thousand different recipes. There's a couple on there for Wuhan coronavirus that you may be interested in. Ooh.

Hearing the Wuhan coronavirus with my voltage absorbing vibes machine. Which I will also say that the A triple C is specifically at the moment looking for claims of on their website. They say, hey do you know someone that's claiming to cure coronavirus in Australia? Let us know. So we can jail them. Just I also of course you know we could we could go extremely deeply down this road, but it also makes you wonder, like, if this is a thing that just runs and you sit in front of it and it fixes all these issues and recharges all your cheehols and all that sort of stuff, then why do they need all these different recipes? If it's able to fix all these things? Why would they have recipes so that you could say, oh fix this one thing that I'm

having a problem with but not the other one? What's different frequencies, Angie? I haven't been paying attention. It's pulsing different ways. You got the slow pulse, you've got the pulse that kind of comes on all quick, you got the deep pulse inside you. You probably got some other pulses too. You could just make one of these at home I think so you're going to set up a lamp on your face, you're going to put on the radio really loud or turn the 5G function on your phone and just like tape it to your head and then you can shove a knife in the toaster.

Yeah. Going to get head and then you can shove a knife in the toaster. Yeah. Going to get the whole biocharger experience. Truly wonderful stuff from friend of the show Pete Evans. A real genius, I think it's safe to say. It should also be noted that like from the bone broth, baby murder book that we spoke about and lots of other things he's also that wonderful type of conspiracy theorist that believes that every bit of pushback that he gets about anything is like the man. It's proof you're doing something right. Yeah it's it's the man proving that he's on to something so you know when he gets told that he's not

allowed to sell his book that is extremely deadly for all types of babies. Then that's just you know them trying to try to protect sales of craft baby food. They control everything man. They do, they do. And I think on a subsequent episode we're going to have to get into the many dangers of 5G as believed by Pete Evans and many people like him. Some people on my Facebook yes I can't wait. Wonderful stuff. I have a good video for that when we get to it but that is it for us. As we said we are keeping these episodes free during everybody's isolation and a lot of people being affected employment-wise and all that kind of thing so you know just try to give you as

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That's right. Thanks everybody, and we'll see you next week. Bye. Bye. you know the today