Boonta Vista - VOICEMAILS 224: It's Fucken Damp

Episode Date: November 8, 2021

See a payphone, say something into a payphone. It's that easy! 1800-317-515....

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Good day, it's Brett. 6.47 a.m. on Friday the 29th of October in a beautiful camera, ACT, which is outwalking of a dog, saw a pay phone, free phone, so I'd pick up and call the gang and bought to smash with a lead pipe or a big one. Thanks, gang. Thanks, gang. Hey, I'm calling from Sunny Frenantial in Western Australia.
Starting point is 00:00:44 I just wanted to say I would... I'd I'd hit Uber with a lead type if it was a person until it was a bloody mess. Yep. All right, sunshine and love, bye. Hello, Wunton, Mr. John, one time listening to say that I'm sending a payphone in beautiful, Marrickville, and I want to let you folks know that I'm standing in a pay phone in beautiful from Maricville, Fesco trick in a park and I want to let you folks know that I'm thinking of you. Well, thanks.
Starting point is 00:01:14 Thanks. Hey, Blunders. It's me, Nadia. I'm just seeing up from a payphone. Um, it's about 11 o'clock at night. And something really cool happened today, about 12 hours ago, I'm still thinking about it constantly. So I was at a cafe, just giving a coffee, and there was a counter like about waist-high,
Starting point is 00:01:42 and there was this big dog that I think was like a poodle, it was big but it was like a little bit ridiculous looking. Anyway, it had a head on the waist-tow counter and it just kind of turned its head to the side and dragged this plate that was sitting on the counter that was covered in like pastries and stuff onto the ground. And it was just delightful. We're just a dog doing what dog would do. Um, yeah, I thought you might enjoy that.
Starting point is 00:02:14 Thanks. Bye. Hey, Bonta Crew with Alex. I've just got my Pfizer booster shot in South Bank, the most beautiful city in the world, Brisbane. Going back to my car, even though there was pretty car parking there, didn't realize, devastated. I've gone back to the car and very strange scenes across the road from me in the park. I've got three naked toddlers standing around a water fountain. There's a whole bunch of birds surrounding them too. But they're like bowing.
Starting point is 00:02:51 It's kind of like Lion King vibes, man. And yeah, so I think I've found some some mystical Faye creatures. There is also a dog and or... Look it's probably a dog, looks like a pig in the distance and it's kind of prancing around. So, yeah, um, I, um, I, there, there, there's a there's a there's a there's a there's a there's a there's a there's a there's a there's a there's a there's a there's a whole, there's a whole, there's a whole, the the the the the the the whole the whole the whole the whole the the whole the whole the whole the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the birds the birds the birds the birds the birds the birds the birds the birds the birds the birds the birds the birds the birds the birds the birds their their their their their their their their their their their the a dog looks like a pig in the distance and it's kind of prancing around so Yeah, um I've um uncovered some magic guys I just want to let you know have a good day peace and love Hey guys ready in Melbourne, not like you and how's Probably get a few cold from this one I reckon. Melbourne, Uni. Pretty sure it's silly, that's dark, that's wet. Hey guys, I'm the way home through Melvin'ied. Just so I tick in touch plant. Hmm.
Starting point is 00:03:47 Fuckin' death. the

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