Boozy Bookgasms - Bangsgiving Anyone?

Episode Date: November 28, 2024

Happy Bangsgiving everyone! The cousins recap this holiday Novella about a Thanksgiving adventure that promises to be an interesting discussion. The signature cocktail was extra strong for this one! �...� Stuffed: A Thanksgiving Erotic Romance by Hannah Murray Signature Cocktail: Thanksgiving Jungle Juice Ingredients: Red Wine, Ginger Ale, Cranberry Juice, Fireball, Whiskey, Frozen Cranberries, Orange, Apple (this is typically made in large batch so we have cut it in half to avoid you being super hammered during the show, drink responsibly!) In a large pitcher or punch bowl add 1 bottle of red wine, 2 cups of Ginger Ale, 1 1/2 cup of Cranberry Juice, 2tbs + 2tsp of Fireball, 2tbs + 2tsp of Whiskey, 1 cup of Frozen Cranberries stir together until well blended and then top off with Apple and Orange Slices for garnish. 

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Starting point is 00:00:00 PJs and penises. I'm talking. How many times? I don't know. Just saying, could be a thing. I'm not saying it's not a thing. I'm just. We're in for some boozy bookgasms today.
Starting point is 00:00:29 Join three cousins creating a titillating headspace where steamy romance novels collide with strong. Cocktails. So sit back, sip slow, and enjoy the ride. Welcome back, literature fans. I'm Jen. I'm Lynn. I'm Kim. Today we are reviewing a novella called Stuffed, a Thanksgiving romance by Hannah Murray. So I'd like to be the first to say, happy Bangsgiving. Before we get in. Aw, cute. What are we drinking tonight, ladies? So today we're going to do a spin on Jungle Juice. This is kind of a Thanksgiving version and in honor of our main female character. It's usually done in large batch. So what we've got is we're going to add some red wine, some ginger ale, some cranberry juice, a little bit of fireball, a little bit of whiskey to kick it up.
Starting point is 00:01:28 A couple of eyes and cranberries. Use your imagination. And we'll also do an orange slice. And if you just really want to round out the holiday, add a little slice of apple on the sides. It's very refreshing and very thematic for Thanksgiving. I feel like we should apologize in advance for being hammered after the show. Woo! Yeah. The cinnamon and the fireball really gives it that season pop, you know? Yeah, it's delicious.
Starting point is 00:01:55 So I'm going to kick us off here. This book, very flat, heavy. I'm just going to give you a good episode. It's heavy, not with plot. There is no plot. Very little plot. There's a lot of other stuff. But not a lot of flat.
Starting point is 00:02:09 I mean, listen, it was hot. Okay, I'm not going to say it's not. It was absolutely not. All right. It really revolves around post-COVID times. And so they talk about that a lot. There's a lot of people still wearing masks and just getting back from to some sort of normal post-COVID. Our main characters are Esme and Tuck.
Starting point is 00:02:28 And Asme is a tattoo artist, very hot, voluptuous, but kind of edgy. And then Tuck, I'm picturing like Prince Harry, like he's a ginger. Dude, I had so many issues with this because at some points, I was picturing him like, Lord of the Rings, the dwarf dude, with the long red hair. No, because I mean, and other times, other times I'm like, he's a lumberjack with the red hair and that. And we're stocky. I don't know. They were moments. He did have a beard.
Starting point is 00:03:03 I don't know. I was thinking of a bit. Very hipstery, I think. Lord of the rain. You know what? We're on our own journey here. That is the beauty of a novel, right? Okay.
Starting point is 00:03:11 He's into something called like canduelism, which means he likes to show off his woman. And I googled this because... This was a new word for me, to be honest. For me, I'm adding it to my vocabulary. I mean, I'm going to let my husband know the definition and see if he has to use it. I'll be going to go for it. So basically, it means I like to show off my... woman. But like not just show her off, but like shore off in sexual situations.
Starting point is 00:03:42 He likes to watch other men admire her. And this is very important to the very minuscule plot that gets us to the sex scene, which is the entire premise of this novella. Chapter 1, Esme and Tucker watching TV for date night. They have a very cute and playful banter. I will say Hannah Murray does a good job of writing relationships. Like you can tell these people care about each other and they, they like each other and they have a healthy relationship. And she's very clear on that throughout the book, which I'll bring up. They talk about Thanksgiving's coming up and it's the first one since COVID. So both of their families are going out of town for the occasion.
Starting point is 00:04:21 So they have decided they're going to do a Friendsgiving. The first person they think of is this guy Jude, who happens to be a really hot, sexy, professional hockey player, who they also happen to, well, okay, listen, Their words not mine. Tuck and Jude spit roasted as May at a sex club once. That was something that happened that they were reminiscing about. And then they suggest Evan and Colin who have feelings for each other, but they have not acknowledged those feelings. They are.
Starting point is 00:04:54 Yeah, they're definitely bisexual. And they've been skating around a relationship of sorts for years upon years. Do we know each of them are bisexual? Like, do they, do like, I don't know. I feel like, I feel like they kind of like they were in a college club. They, I think they did some marches. They just didn't go. They did some marches and things.
Starting point is 00:05:16 Right. They were kind of skating around it because they didn't want to ruin the friendship. They wanted that, that friendship to last, but they were still attracted to each other. And there was like a whole dynamic there. Yes. So this is, this is, okay. So we got June, the hot hockey player that they've slept. with at the Swinger Club.
Starting point is 00:05:36 Who secretly goes to the Swinger Club. And he's the newest member of the friend club. He's the newest friend and like a similar friend. And he can't, it can't get out because he's kind of in the media right now. Famous. Yeah. Okay. So then Evan and Colin are the two guys who met in the club, but they aren't admitting that
Starting point is 00:05:57 they have feelings for each other because they don't want to ruin the friendship and they've known each other for many years. Okay. Then there's Spencer who's like the Harley guy. you know, he's had to show leather. He's got a girlfriend that's a bitch. And so they're kind of like, like, okay, we want to invite him,
Starting point is 00:06:12 but we don't love the girlfriend. We'll see what happens. Yeah. Spencer's the bad boy. He's into Dominator. BDSM. BDSM. This is my Kim thing.
Starting point is 00:06:23 We'll get there. So they text the four guys and invite them to Thanksgiving. As may admits, oh my gosh, I just had this like random fantasy about a Thanksgiving. Bang, gang. Gang, bang. So they decide. She goes to tuck and she says, I have a fantasy. What do you think about this? And he says, you really want to, you really want to fuck all of my friends. And she says, yes, I do. And he goes, I think it's a great idea. Let's do that. I will talk to them and I will meet with all of them. Wait, and see where it goes.
Starting point is 00:06:59 I'm not saying an important part, where she says, he's, she brings it up. She's like, oh, I just had this rental fantasy. And he's like, ooh. And she goes, how could you blame me? They're part of the filth club, which is, it's a acronym, which is the part of the book series. Okay. And it's called Friends I'd like to hump, which is total grown material. But I just feel like it's important to note.
Starting point is 00:07:22 It's important. That is an important acronym. Okay. So then they start. They start making out. She has sex with her husband. Like, good for her. Yeah, she makes out with her husband, which is great.
Starting point is 00:07:34 And then this is where we find out she can suck her own nipples because she's got like giant boobies. And boobs. And flat, airless. I mean. No, but it gets her off and he likes it. It gets her off.
Starting point is 00:07:46 It gets him up. Everybody's happy. Like, good for her. I've never seen such. And she's pierced in multiple places. I think that needs to be said. Yeah. Yes.
Starting point is 00:07:54 That's important that it's especially down there. So next scene, it's Sunday. Tuck is meeting the guys at the coffee shop. He wants to talk about Thanksgiving. He meets Jude's there first. He's like, they're there early because he has hockey practice. So he tells the guys, I'm here to talk about Thanksgiving. And would you guys mind taking a COVID test before you come over?
Starting point is 00:08:16 And they're like, seriously, you met us here to talk about this. And he's like, okay, fine. Could you also take an SDI? Yeah. Evan's like, what the hell kind of Thanksgiving is this? It's the time where we all fuck his wife. Dun, done.
Starting point is 00:08:33 So there's a lot of like, what? Are you serious? She's kind of hot. Really? Can we? They all. Listen, they're all down. Like, spoiler alert.
Starting point is 00:08:44 Sure. But he's onto it. Okay. He says, here's the rules. And then we don't really get all the rules in this chapter, but we know there are rules. But there aren't many. Not a lot. Not a lot of rules. This book is short.
Starting point is 00:08:58 We're next chapter's Thanksgiving. We know that Spencer's broke up with the girlfriend that they didn't like. Oh, yeah, yeah. He's like down for this. Yes. He's already fucked her and he wants to go again. And then friends who are like kind of in love with each other, but are also totally down to screw. Tuck's life.
Starting point is 00:09:17 Yeah, everybody's single. Everybody's down. Everybody's ready to roll. Yes. So it's working out beautifully. Thanksgiving day. Asmae's getting all dolled up. She's doing sort of a sexy Donna Reid log.
Starting point is 00:09:29 She's got her hair, like, wrapped up. And she's got black hair and she's kind of like a fair complexion. She's wearing a red dress, red lipstick, like all the guys think she. Very infantile and flirting. Yeah. They're all into her. They all think she's just like a potty. She's tatted up.
Starting point is 00:09:48 Yeah. Yeah. She's got the tats. And so Evans first. And I kind of get the feeling like, Evan and Colin are just sort of the nerdy friends. That's the vibe they give. I can't remember. Oh, yeah. But they have Thanksgiving dinner first. Like they write the whole thing of like celebrating. Oh no. No. I'm like I'm I'm dragging out this plot because there is so little of it. But this is like a real Thanksgiving.
Starting point is 00:10:16 Oh, yeah. That's my point. All right. So Evan shows up. I mean, it meant he's a little. little he's he's got some one-on-one time with Tucker. He admits he's nervous. So he admits he's nervous because Colin's going to be there and he's going to be a sexual situation and Tuck's like dude, everybody knows. She goes like each other. I think it's mutual. Like just like get this out in the open. He's like, oh, I can't, which I don't think is realistic, but whatever. Okay. So then Spencer shows up and he's like, I got a BDSM thing and Tuck's like, listen. We all knew about that. Like, we were roommates like lunch. And he's like, and also, no means no and stop means stop. And this is my favorite part is he says, if you ignore either,
Starting point is 00:11:09 they'll never find your body. Clearly, he likes his wife. And that's, that is so, like, pronounced throughout the book. Like, this is a very wealthy sexual situation. Like, the swinging is healthy. Like, I mean, throughout the book, this is... Wait, did you just say the swinging is healthy? Is that what I just heard come out of your mouth? Yeah. And for their relationship, they're doing it in a healthy way that they both feel good about. Yeah. I'm okay with that. Like, I mean, everybody needs something different and this is what they need, but they're doing it very healthy way and they're very open and communicative with each other. And I like that too, because it shows, like, how protective he is of her. And he's like, I thought it was really cute.
Starting point is 00:11:53 her off. He wants it too, but he's still, like, she's still his first priority. Yeah, it was very obvious how much he loved her. Yeah, it was really, I did think that was, and I also thought the friendships were really cute throughout the book, too, because it was like, yeah. So they eat Thanksgiving. So beforehand, they're playing board games. I'm going to, like, say now, like, maybe this was a whole ad for Mattel, because I'm pretty sure, like, they played eight board games in this. And it was like 100. There was lots of games. Like we played.
Starting point is 00:12:28 But I mean, but that's a family dynamic though. We played banana grip. I mean. But it was a, that's a family dynamic. When you go to Thanksgiving, you sit down, you play board games because you're bored.
Starting point is 00:12:39 And you do all these other things. And I think they put a nice spin. Whatever. Not ours, of course. And juxtaposition to the like heavy sex gang bang to the familial, we're going to play games and be like we're best fun. I'm like, I'm a little, I'm a little bored at this Thanksgiving and minus the gang bang. Like, I mean, so, okay.
Starting point is 00:12:59 So everybody has eaten the turkey and everyone's in a food coma after the meal and they're all kind of laying around stuffed too tired, too full to have sex. Colin suggests they play a game. And I was thinking like, they really didn't think this through. Like, obviously you do not eat things. You want to have sex with their husband after Thanksgiving dinner, much less like. where they're like fuck guys. I mean, like, I don't know what she was thinking. Like, I am certainly like the gas alone.
Starting point is 00:13:32 The gas alone after a turkey dinner. And you know, like there's the, I don't know, you're just ready for a nap. So as they're like, they're all the time. They're basically snapping. So they have to like wake. They're all laying on the couch like just stuff ticks. This isn't good. And so someone's like, let's play a game. So after some debating, they decide on banana rams. So it's basically a scrabble. But as May says, let's make it dirty banana grams, which they do.
Starting point is 00:14:05 Whoever wins is the first one to have sex in the game. That's how they spice it up, right? It's like, y'all need to wake up, like take this game seriously because we're starting this thing off. And whoever goes first, I mean, oh my God, do you really want to be last? Well, the husband's last. The husband is called last. Yeah. He wants to... No, he didn't call it. She told him.
Starting point is 00:14:27 He asked... He was last. No, but they were getting ready and he's like, I got last. He's like, I want to finish you off. Like, he... This is getting him off. Like, he's super excited about it.
Starting point is 00:14:37 No, that's his kink. Like, he wants to... Yeah. He wants to watch her. Okay. So, Jude wins. Jude, the hockey player with the hot body. He was already fucked her once.
Starting point is 00:14:48 They've already... They've already done the Swinger Club thing. and he is super excited to go for a round two. Those two run upstairs and the other guys follow behind. They have no problem because they've been down this road before. And they start. There's a funny thing here while the other guys are downstairs. They're kind of awkward.
Starting point is 00:15:07 They're like, do we go? Do we not go? Like they don't know really like what's going. They don't know orgy etiquette. Yeah. Orgy etiquette. Yeah. Every thing all that are like, this is this comes a fair to me.
Starting point is 00:15:20 A thing later. Yeah. So the husband's like, chop, shop, get up there. Like, like, hey, you're missing out. Yeah, totally. I will say in this book, the spice is incredible. Like, I mean, you come here for this. Like, you're not here for the plot.
Starting point is 00:15:37 You're not here for any of this. You're right for the spice. And it delivers 100%. And so, like, she and Jude have an incredible scene. You will, you will not leave disappointed. And I think, I think, Jude is the sweetest to her and he's very like beautiful. He calls her sweet names.
Starting point is 00:15:58 He checks on her. He talks to her. So I mean, other than Ben Tucker, her husband or tuck, I think he is the most gentle lover out of the bunch. The other two are like little kids who don't know what they're doing. And then you've got the just call me daddy. But Don guy. Sorry, sorry, sorry. You know me. I've got a job. I'm going to jump. But he, but I agree. He was a good starter to their little. Yeah, he was a good kickoff. He was a kickoff. She had a comfortable. Happy ending. She had two. Okay. Yeah. So next, she's like, who's next? And the guys are all watching the thing with Jude and they're all turned on and they're all into it. It's like a live porno. Like they're. I would like, I would like, point out to our audience. Now, once does she take a bath or wipe off during? Oh, that is a spoiler alert because I'm sorry. It is what it is.
Starting point is 00:16:57 Let her do that, but we will get there. But daddy's like almost last. No, but doesn't you bring her something to like wipe her off in between? No, don't call. Listen, y'all just shut up. Okay, listen. Okay. Shut up and listen. All right. So. I second that. Okay. She's like, who's next? And Evan jumps out of his share. And he is like trying to get to her and his pants are coming down. He's tripping over himself and it's obnoxious. And Colin's like, listen, he's having problems like all and he raises his hand. And she knows these two have some like chemistry, right? And they've been
Starting point is 00:17:38 trying to set them up for years or everybody's like, we all know. They're going around it like all friends. Exactly. So she's like, why don't you guys just. take me at the same time. As they do. And they do. Well, and they have never had sex themselves right together because they're like tiptoeing around each other. So yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:00 So now it becomes a threesome with these two guys who are sort of in love with each other. And her is like... And there's like this moment in the scene where they like touch foreheads. Well, that wasn't like at the end getting ahead of yourself. No, I'm... Yeah. Well, there's same a... While they're simultaneously, like, jacking off.
Starting point is 00:18:23 No, it's a spit-rusting situation, which I didn't want to get. But don't they pull out and like, they both pull out and jump off at the same time while they're touching forehead. Right. No, that was the forehead touching. And then they, but the most interesting part to me about the scene was Collins, the amount of come that. Oh, yeah, he was how to like back it up that we needed to point it out. And he said, it's because I'm. really hydrated.
Starting point is 00:18:49 Like I stink. Water. Water is the key. It was very confident. But she's basically my coconut water. Who knows what this guy is like being hydrated? But I got a lot of electrolytes. And it results in a giant
Starting point is 00:19:04 mound of cum on her stomach, which is. It was in awe of the amount of them. They're like, the best part about this is that she's basically playing like Hupin. with her body like for two other people. She doesn't get off here.
Starting point is 00:19:23 The only purpose of her basically fucking both of them is so that they will maybe admit their feelings to each other. Then they do the forehead thing with all the calm. And then they walk away from each other and don't engage with each other. And she doesn't get up. But I think she has a nice time. I mean, it doesn't. I think she didn't have a bad time.
Starting point is 00:19:45 But I just feel like that whole, that whole situation was like a massive. fail in this gang bang. Yeah, totally. So, and next up. Really onto that, like really, she's laying there with the comb on her stomach.
Starting point is 00:19:58 I don't like to do it. It's a little, it's like, she literally is scooping it. But she basically like pushing it. She lays there with it in a puddle. And then rubs it into her, like,
Starting point is 00:20:10 okay. So it's for a break and her husband comes over. I thought this was bizarre. He's like basically, blotose at this point. She doesn't need any more. And he's like, but he brings in a bottle of waters. It's a break time.
Starting point is 00:20:25 Okay. So like. She got her down like a camel because she's really thirsty. A lot of panting. Yes. It's hard at work. Okay. Also, didn't she?
Starting point is 00:20:37 Yeah. I'm pretty sure she had other stuff in her mouth at one point. She's had all gone. Yeah. She's got dry mouth. She needs some water. Twice with Jude. Then she did the threesome.
Starting point is 00:20:48 But she didn't get off. But she's... But she had things in her mouth, is my point. She has dry mouth. So here's... I do want to point out about this book. It's really big on consent. Unlike the...
Starting point is 00:21:06 During the break. I'm not laughing because that's so true. It really is. But I'm laughing because a lot of books we read are not. But then... This one is. And so during the break, Tuck says, are you sure you want to keep going? Because you look pretty tired and your puss looks really worn out. She's like, fuck you. I have two more guys to screw, including like we're going for it. But I'd like to keep going. So, okay. So he's like, okay, great. Here's some water. And then he goes and has like Spence is up next. And then he's after that. That's what the plan is.
Starting point is 00:21:47 So he goes and has like a debrief with Spence and they like talk secretly. They're making a game plan. They're making a game plan. Spence is our BDSM guy. So she's got all this come all of her stomach because fallen with the hydration. Okay. So Colin feels bad about it. It comes in with a wet towel and he's like, hey, and this is really nice of Colin and should be what every guy does, which is like, I did that to you and I feel like I should wipe it off.
Starting point is 00:22:17 Let me clean up for you. And she's like, thank you. And she's reaching for the towel. And Spence goes, uh-uh. No. Stop. So she doesn't let her clean off. And he basically says, you wanted to be a cum dumpster for other guys.
Starting point is 00:22:37 And you have to lay there with it on your stomach. And then there's this whole like, he goes. I mean, all the sex scenes were like hot. think in some form or fashion, but that in particular was so cringy, I think. I thought Spence's, like, a good majority of Spence's scene was, like, and I will say, Hannah Marie wrote this, like, really hot, really steamy. It was a really great spicy novel, but, like, the Spence stuff was a little hokey. I feel like.
Starting point is 00:23:09 I do read some BDSM stuff. Like, I can kind of, I can get in. Yes, I know. You've assigned as a book that is. I can get into that. That book isn't even BDSM, so don't even like, no, it's not. Yeah, Lindsay and I both read. Yeah, I will read some good BDSM.
Starting point is 00:23:25 But it was, it's less like the daddy and the name thing that like they had going on. But like, yeah, like the no, just sit in the some other guys come while I. Yeah. I don't know. Not some other guys like multiple people. Yeah. I mean, because she even mentions at one point that that the first guys come is, still oozing out of her fresh.
Starting point is 00:23:48 And then she's got the other two little nerd guys pouring off the edges of her stomach. It is so gross. At one point, she goes, I, I puddled it back up onto her muff. Yeah. Like, which was a whole thing, which we didn't even touch, which she like grew out. She grew out her pubic. She did grow on her bush. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:10 And the COVID bush. It's still there. Her husband's still thing. And they did. They were. they were thoughtful in that they stripped their bed. They only had a sheet on their bed just in case. So that was a concern that they had.
Starting point is 00:24:23 I would have some kind of rubber mat down. Yeah, they put on some like special sheets. Okay. People are going to be concerned about that. So Spence is real bossy. Kim. Did you mean? Oh, she also.
Starting point is 00:24:36 I would also be concerned about the mattress issue. I was confirming that that's a lot of crispy mattress. mattress. I feel like our viewers that like she changed the sheets. We're all good. Yeah, she's really yeah. She's worried about the sheet. Cleanliness.
Starting point is 00:24:54 Cleanliness. Godliness. Okay. Not come dump. Godliness. I don't think about that. Okay. So anyway. And neither does this couple. All in the sheet to mattress
Starting point is 00:25:09 as far as I can tell, which is, I mean, I'm with you here. With that, come. She's like an iron board. I would have like some sort of cheating. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:22 So, anyway, Spence like origami sheet. She's bossing her around. She's calling him daddy. He's like spanking her to it. Actually, to the point where I'm like,
Starting point is 00:25:34 it doesn't, it doesn't sound enjoyable. Like, I'm like, he is lighting her up. That's your problem. That's where you draw the line. That's where she doesn't.
Starting point is 00:25:44 It makes sense. He spanked her and I'm out. Fuck this. I mean, like, he overdid it. It's all this is it. Oh gosh.
Starting point is 00:25:57 I can't wait until we get into some of the really cool ones. I'm so excited about this. You know what I mean? He under like and I thought I thought the BDSM stuff would be like weirder and it wasn't. He just spanked her, called her a slut. She called him daddy.
Starting point is 00:26:13 And then like the big, the big surprise, the Thanksgiving surprise is that her husband joins Spence. Okay, but you're not really doing this scene justice. I know. What am I missing? Oh. Everything. Like Spence takes her from behind. Like he loops her up, takes her from behind, right?
Starting point is 00:26:41 He not only takes her from behind. he angles himself, flips on his back, leans her up. I mean, this is like some acrobatic case. So she's sitting on his lap
Starting point is 00:26:52 facing forward. I wasn't going to go full porno, but. Oh, no. We're there. Okay.
Starting point is 00:27:01 I mean, it is Banksgiving. So they enjoy. Yeah. Then they then they then tuck join. It is a double. It is a double.
Starting point is 00:27:12 penetration situation. And that's her Thanksgiving gift. That's her thing. It's super weird. Then she's essentially like then she's like a comatose at that point. Like double stuffed. Double stuffed.
Starting point is 00:27:28 She is like an Oreo at this point. Double stuffed. She's sore. She's achy. But she's, I mean, like stars. She's like going darkness. Is it like she's his. She's in.
Starting point is 00:27:44 She's in. She's checking on her. She's in involved in that double stuff. Oh no. He was the second stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:56 Exactly. So. All right. Okay. I think like some of the guys come over and like have a like they're so turn on by the situation that they. No, they don't they jack off in the room? They all jack on her.
Starting point is 00:28:16 She's covered and like there's so much. Right. I can't. They're going to slice the matches. That's what it's rubber. The carpet, the floor, the windows. The shit is going. And that poor guy who hydrates, who knows how much shit came out of him the second round.
Starting point is 00:28:32 I had forgotten about that part where, okay, husbands in front, the Spence isn't back. And then they asked the other guys to basically like circle her. And like, no. Jizz. They literally jizz all over. Everybody jizzes all over her. All right. Thanksgiving surprise.
Starting point is 00:28:53 Oh, I mean, yeah. The surprise is going to be if you can get all that shit up. Well, the sheets are being thrown away for sure. They put them in the hamper. We showed up for this. We opened this book. Like, we knew. We knew where.
Starting point is 00:29:09 You knew exactly. Participation was there. It delivered. It delivered. delivered on every level of what are expected. Okay. Okay. So the Thanksgiving celebration is over.
Starting point is 00:29:20 No, I got to mind. The most annoying part for me. The most annoying part is at the end for me. Right. Right. Oh, okay. Yeah. Also me, but we'll say what.
Starting point is 00:29:29 She's covered and come and she has been banged by all the guys. Right. So then the husband carries her to the bath and she takes a nice bath. And everybody, all the guys go downstairs. Get a drink. Get some drink. Get some water. Yeah, like they're like another drink, which I mean, thank you.
Starting point is 00:29:46 Like that was the other thing. Like the two drink limit, you know, would have been a deal breaker for me. But like they, they're enjoying Thanksgiving now. They get more drinks. They are there again. They're playing Uno now. Well, they don't know what to do. This is where like they're like, ooh, what's the post orgy like.
Starting point is 00:30:03 Etiquette. Yeah. It's awkward. And he's like, no, hang out. I'm just going to take her. My wife. Stay the night. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:12 The wife wants him to stay the night. They bought breakfast for everyone the next morning. Yeah. Bacon and waffles, bacon and pancakes, whatever. I'm going to cook for you. It's all good. He takes care of her. He doesn't leave her. He doesn't leave her. Like he doesn't have her. You know, gets her out of the bath, like puts her in bed, like tries to snuggle, but she's kind of sore from all this banking because that was, that was a lot. And then, but then I will say also Spencer is like, he comes. downstairs and says, hey guys, like, make yourself at home. And Spencer's like, is she sore from the spanking? And it's like, is there another round? And she, he's like, he just wants to make sure she's sore from the spanking. And then like, yeah, that he did his job. Yeah. Yeah. And then after like she takes a
Starting point is 00:31:00 nap and and comes down, he's like, how's she doing after the spanking? So I really did not change that way. I thought it was like, parrying. Like, how's she doing? Like, truly. care. You just wanted to make sure that she hurt bad? It's like a good job. You're welcome. So anyway, I didn't get that from that, but that's fine. They actually, like at the end, I honestly, when I was reading the book the first time,
Starting point is 00:31:29 it felt like these people care about each other. These people have known each other a long time. This is a group of friends that really, like, have a close relationships. And this was a very normal Thanksgiving and almost borderline boring minus the gang thing. Yeah. They're playing board games. They're like, they're just doing normal like friends stuff and almost family stuff. That continues.
Starting point is 00:31:54 And it was, it was kind of sweet, you know. The banter. The banter between them was so normal and like brotherly. And it was just like, yeah, you could see it being like a family dynamic minus, you know, all the jizz. Yeah. I mean, no, I agree.
Starting point is 00:32:14 I agree. And I think, you know, somebody said it earlier, but like the book, the plot is light because it's just about the gang bang, right? But the,
Starting point is 00:32:22 but this, you know, surrounding story was sweet. And I think written well. And you do really feel the friendship between all of them. Even to the point where you get to the very end, right,
Starting point is 00:32:33 where they're back for Thanksgiving, the next year's Thanksgiving. Yeah. So that is like sort of the epilogue is it's the next year. They're running around after a puppy. But all the guys are coming back over and you're like, ooh, are we getting another gang bang? No, they're all bringing dates. And we're fully fine with it.
Starting point is 00:32:54 Yeah. Everything's right. You don't know if Colin and Evan get to go. Yes. This was. I don't think they do. Yeah. That's the only subplot in the entire fucking book.
Starting point is 00:33:05 And they don't have closure on that, which was a little bit annoying. Hannah, sorry. Totally. You have this whole gang bang. Then they have this post gang bang etiquette. Then they have breakfast, whatever. Then they leave. Fast forward a year.
Starting point is 00:33:20 It's not awkward. We're going to invite all their girlfriends over the following year. And we don't know if the two guys end up together. Like such a letdown. Like, I don't know. I would have liked that closure. Like, I don't know if they were. I mean, I guess we'd have to read the next book to find out, which is
Starting point is 00:33:38 called Starved, which is like the opposite of Thanksgiving. But like, um, stuffed. She has a whole series based on friends I'd like to hump, filth. So this is the next one. They're all super short, super easy, quick reads. And it's straight to the spice. And the spice is written really well. Yeah. I will. Okay. So if we have to rate it, let's jump into rating. I would give the book itself probably a, three, maybe it was short on plot. But I'd give it a five on spice. I mean, it was there. I'm a little grossed out, maybe a four and a half on spice. I don't know if you're grossed out, it might be a five. Maybe, maybe. We're grossed out about the cum. Yeah. I'm the same. I'm like, for what it was, it was well written. You don't expect a plot in something like this. Like, you know, So, I mean, depending on, like, your rating scale, I'd say it was like a three, three and a half for like all books, right? But for exactly what it was, it was exactly what it needed to be. And it was totally five on spice.
Starting point is 00:34:50 Like it was, they were all, each of the individual scenes of the sex were all good individually. It was an interesting kind of way to like string them together. You certainly, it was certainly hot. So yeah, I'd give it a five on spice and maybe a three and a half on the book. But again, that three and a half is not indicative of the book. It was exactly what you wanted it to be when you picked it out. Holly, I actually rated it for what it was. It's super short.
Starting point is 00:35:16 I gave it five chili peppers for spice because it delivered all of those things. So. Agreed. I mean, and I think you said it short to the point if you just want something. You just showed up for that and you got what you should. And that's exactly what you got. Yeah. All right.
Starting point is 00:35:35 So I feel like overall this book, was exactly what we signed up for when we signed up for Bingsgiving and delivered. Very filling. Very filling. You're going to get what you show up for. Don't. That's what I'm saying. Exactly what it is to be.
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