Brian and James Fuck Each Other - EDP445 and Me

Episode Date: August 21, 2026

We meet a very passionate Eagle's fan

Yeah, we're going. We're going now. Just talking about all of the hateful abuse. We're getting on TikTok again. It's banter. Is it? You give it, but you can't take it, you know? Exactly.

Yeah. I wish that were enforced by law, quite frankly. Yeah, so we're back on Patreon. Some people have been saying, like, it's embarrassing, kill yourself. Yeah. I know where you live, Brian. Uh-huh. I don't know why they're so mean about it, you know?

Jokes on them, you'll be evicted soon. So, ha-ha. Yeah, I win. Yeah, so just to keep everyone updated. This is the free episode of the podcast. We are getting evicted, but I am always looking on the bright side. Because I think it might be good for us to record. I thought it might be fun to record in every county in Ireland.

Like a tour. Wouldn't that be cool? Right. Kind of like Bonnie Blues Bang Bus. Exactly, yeah. Right, I see. It's the Brian and James Bus. No women.

Hmm. So it's a real party. Yeah. So we have a lot of topics episode. You've been just drinking the cans. I liked that. You're feeling a little bit sick earlier, but then I cheered you up talking with Star Trek. You sure did. I thought. You were in debt store. You were all grey. You were puking blood. There was, what, black shit coming out of your mouth.

I mean, you beat your shit. Red blood came out. I think you're confusing me with a 500-pound African-American pedophile. And that's not the first time. how you've done that, Brian. Yeah, Brian's are comparing me to his hero, his mentor, no, no, no, don't turn to sound me. You're projecting here, James, okay?

Because you texted me. Who talked you about that word? You texted me, you're like, Brian, you got to watch this video, but this cool guy. My spirit animal. Well, yeah, but it was made, it was a documentary made by the guy

who made the boogie documentary. Yes. Which you told me about So, ha ha, he who smelt it, delton. You got me. Yeah. I'm the black pedophile, Chris Gross. See, it's a new documentary about this. By a shout out to Mike Chum or Clum.

I think it's Clume? Martin Clume. Shout out to Martin Clume. Doc Merton himself. Yeah, because EDP, he really is one of those men behaving badly, isn't he? Ayo. So, point is, this guy on YouTube, Mike, has released a new documentary about EDP 445.

Yes. Now, I knew nothing about this guy at all. Yeah. I think you're the same boat games. I never heard of him until, because the how I stumbled across it is, I was looking up the prime time trailer, the movie where Robert Pattinson's going to play Chris Hanson. It looks great. Looks awesome.

I was psyched for it. And then there's an interview, Chris Hansen with this guy, EDP 445. Never heard of them, big fat black guy. And then all the comments are like, that document. is the most insane, disgusting, sickest wildest shit I've ever seen and that piqued my interest.

Hello. This I gotta see. So then I locked it up and even though I never knew anything about this guy that didn't take away from my I won't say enjoyment but my interest. It's certainly it's a wild word. I heard you cheering though.

EDP! It's a craziest thing I've seen in a very long time. It's a crazy documentary, but also we got to stress, it's such a good documentary. It is, yeah. Very well made. Production values.

He's got recreations in this. He has to hire a young child to play the big fat pedophile. Yeah, yeah. And all the comments are like, imagine that's your first acting gig, you play. Do you think, by the way, so he hired a child to play young EDP? We'll talk about EDP,

like explain who he is in a minute. Then he hired another fellow to play kind of a mid-teens, early-20s, EDP? Yeah. I think he was really that far? Or was there some Norbit-style body suit?

He does say, so he's called E.D.P. 445, and that stands for Eat Dat pussy? I don't want to discredit EDP, okay, but it's eat... That is not spelled with a D. Okay, Mr. Pedophile.

Okay. That is T.H. Yeah, yeah. So... There you go. You live long enough you'll see anything. A dyslexic teacher a pedophile how to spell.

properly. My God, wonders never cease. But yeah, eat that pussy 445. He said he added 445 because he weighed himself and he was 445 pounds and he said he was in high school when he made the channel. Yeah. So he would have been 445 pounds in high school. Big boy. Big man. That's big, yeah.

Now, God stress this. Okay. So he's just a regular kid who deals with regular stuff. You got rejected by women, you know, a lot of people. people duck and weave and move on from that. Like me, for example, I got rejected a lot. Did you? Yeah. Every day in a week, you know.

I just bounce back stronger than every, you know? Yeah. But not everyone can be Brian O'Toole. That's the sad world we live in. I tell you. Oh, what a paradise this would be. EDP instead retreated to the online world. Started doing videos where he basically shouted about the Eagles.

Yes. He loves the Eagles, the NFL team, all right, Philly. Even though he's not from Philly. It's from California. A lot of people say, like, I can't respect the pedophile who's a fake fan. Right. Yeah, you know? Right.

Okay. Like, the good proper, Phil. It's because there's a lot of homegrown Philadelphia pedophiles. I mean, I haven't done the research, but I imagine you're correct. Yes. Yes. And I followed them all. So he starts, and it's very, like, in the documentary, don't really go into, like, what his content was.

He's just yelling about the Eagles, you know? Yeah. And talking about his shit. I beat my dick. You know, talked about that a lot. Okay. And then he just. overnight basically being a huge success.

He's on like Tosh and like all the big shows. And he's like featured on like kind of hey and a crazy fan of the week's segment or whatever. Yeah. He has a lot of passion, doesn't he?

Yes. If only I wish my son were as passionate as EDP 445. So he becomes very, I don't understand this either. So he becomes very successful. Yeah. He has a car and a house and all that

and he still can't get women. Yeah. Now I think you know he probably, like people love a big fat black guy. I think though he's also a very, very unpleasant person. That doesn't stop

a lot of people we know. Okay. Yeah, you know, that actually kind of suits the kind of famous lifestyle. But I think he just doesn't have the confidence. He needs someone like me to teach him, right? Yeah, I think he's... He's the victim. Oh, okay. You ever said it? You didn't say it. Yeah. You told me you say it, but...

Okay, yeah, I wrote it in a piece of paper. Say this, or I'll burn your Doctor Who books. But yeah, I think he, yeah, the early rejection from women really gets in his head. And also he kind of goes down the classic, you know, red pill insult thing. Now, I don't know how early on he was looking at that type of content. Did it, like, was he doing it along the time of when he became famous or was it long after? Who knows?

But anyway, he gets famous, he gets rich, but he doesn't get any pussies. The women still don't respect him. Still a virgin. Yeah. And then he gets caught by... Well, no, no, no, I'll shut up. No, no, go for it. No, I want to...

The floor is yours, sir. Well, the thing is... Your Honor, I'm just a southern country lawyer, but I believe... I'm a sudden country pedophile. I do declare that Mr. Eat that pussy 445. Who among us can cast aspersions on this man? I'm not looking this from a moral point of view, okay? I'm looking at this from a legal point of view.

point of view. So the point is this guy wants to get EDP because he's an

Eagles fan he's a Ravens fan right. Two birds there, okay? Right.

So he does Where are Ravens based? Baltimore. Baltimore. Yeah, yeah,

the wire, okay. So he, uh, now we're on introduce to he, he, um,

he pretends to be 13 or he gives it, oh, he gives it to a, a predator hunter. Yes. So this Ravens fan who kind of had

beef with EDP, I don't know how he, he basically, I think he had kind of heard some things about EDP. Also his follow list, he was his follow the 13 year old girl. Yeah, yeah, and he was messaging them inappropriate stuff.

And so this would have been like five or six years ago. So he would have been in his mid to late 20s at the time, maybe a bit older. 29 actually, I think they said. But anyway, he's mentioned these young ones. The Raven dude is like, oh, I'm going to get this motherfucker. He's a nonce. And he

pretends to be a 13 year old girl. and start sexting EDP and then he basically hands it off to an actual pedophile hunter Well you say actual He's not a professional anyway He's not like a registered pedophile hunter He's just a guy on the internet

He's done this a lot And because the problem is He texts him as 13 year old girl So that kind of ruins the investigations To how it works doesn't he It has to be That's entrapment isn't it? Yeah so I think

Oh I know the rules Fool me once I think yeah if you message the Pido pretending to be a child, you initiated contact, so I think that So legally you can't get you.

Yeah. Yeah. I think that's... Diplomatic immunity. That's how it were. It's just been revoked. So yeah, because of that, he does get caught and it gets streamed

and it becomes kind of viral and sort of ruins his career. He doesn't do it because they do the kind of classic thing like, ah, you're here to meet a 13 year old girl, is that right? And he like panics. I was just here to get some couple. cakes because he's fat then people like of course low hanging fruit you know they make fun of him because that you know also

do you also want to have sex as 13 old girl yes I think you handle that well didn't he start crying at one point he did say this is very real he was like is my life over but he said it in such a like a casual way I'm just I'm just wondering here yeah just a quick question is my life

fucking over am I dead in the water here and yes America loves a comeback story yeah and he doesn't get arrested because of the bad shoddy investigation yeah so Alex Rosen is the name of the guy that caught him he's kind of there are so many of these paedophile hunter channels now but I think he's one of the main ones or the bigger ones in America well uh because he got I think he stormed like some kind of press conference

screaming about Epstein and they had to drag him out and like his shirt got lifted up and his big belly was hanging out. Anyway. He's doing real, Woodward and Burns thing and stuff, right? Well, I think the problem people have with him, like, the problem that, like, the more professional PETA hunters have,

is that these are kind of shoddy investigations. There are more for clicks. Yeah, they don't actually result in any kind of legal ramifications. Like, later on, another guy gets involved in an investigation. He doesn't he dress up like someone, some black guy, isn't it? he's a black guy who does a Chris Hanson impersonation Yes, that's it

Yeah But in that it's kind of fucked up Says E D P Yeah That's how fast I am guys I was like I'm taking

Limitless drugs Alright So he's texting a young girl Yeah And then this guy This Peter Hunter Is like to the young girl Or keep texting him

Yeah that was quite fucking So even Because we can make a funny prank video It's great Yeah so basically this guy who runs this Pito Hunter channel

he has an actual teenager and he's like okay keep texting the nonce tell him you want to suck his bones come on do it send them more nudes yeah hilarious dude we're gonna own him so bad

hashtag Pito fail but yeah so that was kind of fucking sketchy the whole world of like it's just you know it's all very dodgy and dubious and it's all for clicks The world of paedophilia

It's very dodgy I meant the hunters Oh, hunters, sorry But yeah So nothing ever actually comes of it He never goes to jail He never gets arrested He's just kind of

But now he's done this documentary And multiple times The director's like So you wanted to have sex With a 13 year old He's like, yeah Yeah, that's it, yeah And I still do.

Yeah. That's it. It's like, well, you know, like, the statute of limitations is not to like 2028. You can still get, if you admit this. Yeah, I know. I think you're just a gay ass, motherfucker. You stupid if you're thinking that shit. That's my, here's another thing about EDP.

Obviously, he's a repulsive, repugnant person. He's undeniably very funny as well, though. That's really a big problem. Undeniable. It is, though. He's very funny. Like, he just starts talking shit and it is funny. You know?

I agree with you He's not a good person But he is funny He's amusing I will say that Yeah Like he's a way of talking Yeah

He's just talking He just randomly He was beating his dick And all that I was like alright Okay I would just beat my shit And blood

Come out of that motherfucker I was like Oh what And there's one part In the documentary Where he gets a girlfriend Yeah But she won't have sex

Yeah And then it cuts to him Just lying on a mattress He's like I've been with What's the name But like a year still ain't got shit

make that a bitch I'm still jacking off actually hang on he pulls on his phone oh damn that's right I ordered a pocket pussy that shit coming in the mail next week I'm gonna fuck the shit out of that day man it's so funny it's fucking really funny

it is you won me over I love EDP I love him my man it's just yeah the set up with that especially because he's like very he's like George Kostan

in the way, you know? Eat that pussy's getting upset. That was shriekish, Jerry, shriekish. Oh, fucking off. But, like, he's, like, very picky about women. He's like, I ain't getting no girl with baby daddy's, I ain't getting this,

and she's got to be, like, real small, waste of fared ass, big tits, you know, double, double X tits, you know. And then he meets this woman who, no offense to her, but she seems, like she's mentally simple. Yes. And not what he described

the perfect woman, you know? Oh, yeah. She seems like she eats crayons. Right. And full fat crayons. None of those sugar-free crayons, if you know what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, and she, I didn't really get, what is it her deal? Um, I don't know. I don't know what she was getting out of it. Yeah. But yeah, she refused. to have sex with them basically. You're right. So she gets to date a pedophile and they don't have sex and he talk shit about her all the time. Maybe he was like, you know, buying her nice things or whatever.

I don't know. A pocket pussy. You know, you're like, oh, you want it? Oh, you'll want it. Oh, I'll take it then. Now, you can bother this shit when I'm done with it. You better clean that shit, though. Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. He's just so funny. I mean, he's awful. He's an awful human being. tell your face but like he is so enjoyable and again like it's documentary

goal yeah yeah it's like interviewing a serial killer he's telling you all the facts it's just unbelievable how up front he is and on apology

it's like yeah I'm going fuck their little but then I found out that bitch was lying I was like man if I thought I'd get away with it I kill that bitch man

I'll go round I'll go on a play shoot on the motherfucking head and shit and her family it's just like imagine being that guy's lawyer just watching this documentary

you get like a peptic ulcer from the stress you know what I mean it's like the it's like a two hour long self snitching video and then like it's so entertaining because he will do anything okay so he's got like this list

of cool people and it's almost like surely he must have paid him or scripted this it's so perfect he's talking about like the coolest realest people alive gangsters okay

that's like Ben Shapiro Ben Shapiro Joe Rogan, Andrew Tate, yeah, say, yo, this my man, Dan Shapiro,

I fuck with this little dude, man, he got the little Yambica shit, but he's cool, though. And then he's got a list of like the gay ass bitches or whatever he calls him.

And it's all like Aidan Ross. Yeah, Hassan Piker. Hassan Piker and Destiny. Destiny, little blue hair motherfucker probably likes watching his wife get fucked by a bunch of dude.

Got this penguin's motherfucker. Looked like he need to wash. is that hit's eating clan I take the bitch off you ain't fucking

a rap yo that bitch fine of the motherfucker send him over she wants some real dick

I'd give it to her yeah it's insane it's it was the craziest most entertaining thing I've seen

in a very long yeah it's perfect and then what's even better is to talk about all these like

I would say I don't want to say amateur pito hunters but there is not you know they're at a certain

level but then he calls in the champions of pito hunters okay The big dog, the godfather. And it's like Captain America showing up, right? Like, Chris Hansen, and I didn't really realize Chris Hansen, he's still going, all right?

I think he was, because he didn't do Catcher Predator that long, really. No, yeah, it only went for like, it was only like 20 episodes or something. Yeah, it was, but then he did a lot of other shows that are that same kind of mold, you know? Yeah. Apparently, he didn't sign the thing for prime time. Oh, like, give them the... He didn't give them the consent, so he wasn't allowed to go to the... screening.

Wow. Yeah. And he was like, that's not fair. He also said, Do you know how many paedophiles are in there right now?

And I'm not allowed to go in? He said Robert Patton's not right. They should have gone for Dennis Leary. Dennis Leary's a much bigger star. He's a bigger draw with young kids. Wow. Young ones love Dennis. Well,

who did like Batman more. Edward Cullen. Are you team Edward or team Dennis Lary? Yeah. But, yeah, apparently he's not too happy with the movie I think because they're a little bit critical of him

okay well in the documentary Chris Hanson great and he kind of comes in like the old pro the old soldier like notice how you get a pedo okay yeah he's kind of like talking shit I was like all these new guys just do it for clicks and likes yeah but didn't you have like a network television show

I mean wasn't that kind of beneficial you know the old rapist like a young kid today it's all about drugs and drinks like didn't you like yeah you rape a woman yeah but that was the streets you know it was like poetry

but yeah I had a great time watching the documentary afterwards everything else felt kind of pointless grey you know how bad

you're watching edp okay for ages and you go out to the real world you're talking some woman in the shop you're not a fat black

pedophile so why should I even bother wasting my time you know I've been coming to this shop but like two years still ain't

God shit. I'm in Tesco beating my shit. You know, I'm just pulling my shit. I'm whacking off. I'm in the reduced to clay section

beating my shit. And blood starts to cut. Yes, he started calming blood at one point. You don't really go, no, what was wrong?

He was coughing up black shit. Yeah. It was like a bad lung or something? No, kidney failure. Oh, he has stage four

kidney failure. He has to get dialysis like three times a week. Like, he's very close to death, I think. I think that's why he's like,

ah, fuck it, who cares? I'm gonna be dead soon anyway, so might as well just, you know. Well, I don't agree with it

personally, but hey? Overfloats your pito boat? Can he go to jail now? You can go to jail until 2028. Yeah, okay.

Yeah, so, but then Trump will give him a pardon. This guy, he's a great guy, I love him, I taught him everything he knows. He taught me how to beat my shit.

I also like to check off until I bleed, you know? Oh, you see Trump's got a new girlfriend. Yeah, even he can find love to the chance for us. Her name's Natalie Harp. Natalie Harp. Yeah, she's a young one who used to be on.

I think, you know the network that's more extreme than Fox? I think it's called like News Nation or something. Okay. So she is now his personal assistant. And what she does is she prints off tweets and memes for the president and shows it to him. Right. Yeah. So he's like, yeah, Drake.

Are there tweets that he's made? Yeah, sometimes that or sometimes, oh, well, he's dictated, she, go for it. I've got stage fright. He dictates the truth socials and she writes them down. Oh, I see, right. That's it. That's what I was trying to say.

You see why it's confusing, isn't it? He and she? Yeah. Where's Melania? Oh, who? She's off having fun, you know? Okay. Apparently he's pooping himself a lot, Trump. Is that right? He has a big diaper, and apparently he's pretty smell.

He's letting it off, letting it flow. Right, right. Constantly. And also, this young one, all right? Natalie Harp. She gets wet by his adult diaper? Well, she has to follow him around, okay? Right.

And let's say they go to some place in Saudi Arabia where there's no women allowed. She has to stay in a locker room for a few weeks. Okay. Yeah. I'd sleep there. Right. Yeah. Huh. A dream, isn't it?

Shitting yourself and a young one. What age of she? 12 or something. The American dream. I don't know. I haven't been following it too much, you know, but you'll be finding out more about this.

I haven't heard about the... I'm so checked out of the whole Trump thing. Like... The fucking democracy's dying. You're doing nothing to stop it. I'm watching EDP. So... What's the...

the story with the Iran war, that seems like it's been a big failure and an embarrassment for the US. Trump would say the exact opposite. Okay, well, it's actually going so well. Trump was saying recently that it's going so well, they asked South Korea to help.

But they don't actually need help. Do you mean North Korea? Nope. South Korea, okay? And they were like, but they don't need help if you want to help. And Trump was like, yes, it'll be so easy to help us out his war. And South Korea said no. And now he's beefing South Korea. And he actually says North Korea makes more

sense. Okay. Yeah. Because I heard he did say he likes Kim Jong. Yeah. He says to get on well, yeah. Whichever one is there or not. Hey, look, whatever. I, whoever a guy in the interview? Randall Park, that's it.

I love this guy. Fresh off the boat. A wonderful show. Fantastic. So good. The little Asian, but he loves the black guy music. We all love the black guy music with the hippity hops and the flippity flaps. And I love it. I'm drinking lean all the time. I'm shitting

myself. It's amazing. It's fantastic. Yeah, I'll be honest if you actually haven't been following politics too much either because politics now, it's all just YouTubers. Okay. Like the big story, I didn't follow it at all. You know the way Candice Owens and Andrew Wilson had debate?

Yeah. About Charlie Kirk's murderer suspect, Tyler Robinson. Uh-huh. I don't even understand what was going on. So they're debating whether he did it or not or if he's guilty or not. And I looked up, the video was moderated by, you know that guy, PHF or EDP or his name? PDB.

Yeah, valutainment. Patrick Bet, David. Whatever he is, okay. That's a three-hour video. Fuck that. Yeah, who's watching that? No. And also, they had, like, that Tim Poole guy, uh, debate, uh, you know, liberals.

Oh, yeah. It's like a two-hour video. Yeah. I don't know who the fuck is watching all of that shit. People are watching, they watch it and then watch the reaction videos to it. Yeah. And they buy on DVD afterwards. They have it screened at their local community centre, you know.

Yeah, so it's very easy to kind of go off politics. But then they'll watch like the three hour long live stream of a San Piker breaking it down. It's like, okay, then what a destiny say about it? Yeah, I don't, I'm very happy that all these guys don't even know. Like the fact I know about destiny, I feel like I let myself down there. I don't even know about this. Yeah. You're keeping up with Nick Fuentes?

What's he up to? He's just, you know what? He's busy being right. Okay. Actually, I haven't been following. Because I was, there was a stream, kind of a thing I was using the watches stuff, but that got taken down. And I don't want to use cozy TV.

Okay. I'm too busy, all right? Right, okay. I'm watching Robert Carmichael. Oh, okay. Which I watched, and I was like, this is so fucked up. You know, I want EDP in a Robert Carmichael, all right? It's a great Sunday for me.

But then I told James, and James got very excited. Well, the thing is, I've never known anyone else who's ever actually seen that movie or knew it existed. I rented that movie from Extravision in like 2009. Yeah. And you're the first person I've ever known that has ever even been aware of its existence. Yeah, I know Ball. The great ecstasy of Robert Carmichael.

Yes. which, now I will, I'll be honest I looked this up because I saw some article about it and it was kind of like it mentioned a lot of walkouts during Cannes screen this and it was kind of like a, it must have been 25, 25, so I think maybe

it's like some 15 anniversary or something, okay? Yeah, I think it, yeah, it came out in 05, did it. Oh, 5, yeah. So there was some anniversary and they re-showed it in the BFI there a while ago, I just saw an article about, I didn't read it, I just heard like, a walkouts, need something to watch for the podcast, something funny,

okay, I'll stick this on. It's, you know, standard British misery. Yeah. I was witted for a while, and I'd be honest, not sound like a prude or anything, I think it went a little bit too far, but also in a pretty embarrassing way. Okay. I don't know if you remember much of it, but you know the way it's all about the Iraq War. Oh, I don't remember that at all.

Okay, well, let's talk about Robert Carmichael. So we start off, it's 2005. Yes. Well, no, I think it's actually set just around the Iraq War, so a few years hence, okay? So like 03. 03, okay, yeah. And Robert Carmichael is a seemingly normal lad in a normal seaside town, you know,

so it's real miserable where you should kill yourself, okay? Sure, yeah. You know, it's real like, I'm going to quit school, work down ship. You want to work down ship, you can't work down ship. I want to work down ship. And then just goes to the pub. Yeah. There is no ship.

They just wank off a hobo and set them on fire just to keep their hands warm, you know? Working on ship just mean wanking off of the pub. a lot on the ship, you know? It's good on this work it is. So, it's like, shitty little town, okay. Robert Caramichael is, I don't even remember it, okay, but he's kind of like, you know, middle class

kind of kid. Yeah, yeah. Wouldn't be doing too much bad stuff. But then he kind of, he starts hanging out with the, with the ruffians. The Brian and James, okay. The bad boys. Yeah, so it's these two lads and they're like, I will say, another criticism, okay, it's not like they're crazy.

They're just like, oh yeah, we take pills, yeah. Yeah. But that's, you know, they're not like mugging old ladies or anything. That's how it starts though, you know? Yeah. One funny fag in you. That's it. So, but then

along comes, this is a big star now, okay? One of the lads, the troublemakers. His brother, I think, was in like maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, okay? It's Danny Dyer. Yeah, fuck, not one, my, yeah, yeah. They all have Yorkshire accents, but he's like, yeah, shwarkies, you're fucking braverinny,

yeah, yeah. Fucking Yorkshire, yeah. Let's fucking have it, Mike. Yeah, fucking... I fucking love you, fucking tucking him away, you cats. Have the fucking apples and pears, you sleek.

So he... Oh, that's my brother, that is. That's good old Danny, me brother. Oh, we're cut from the same cloths, oh, we are. You fucking two, right, my son. Fucking have it, brother. So he comes in, he's immediately like,

yeah, let's do a bit of fucking, whatever, your whiz. You have weird names or drugs, you know? Let's do a bit of whiz. and bays and you know. Well, I just remember

when they took yolk ecstasy for the first time and it's like, it's at your first pill I fucking wish I could take my first pill again best fucking feeling

which is true the first time you come up on a yoke it is you'll never be that happy ever again ever. Ever. And I mean that. Yeah,

don't even try. It's like listen to your first Doctor Who audio is like, what the fuck? I'm fucking coming up so hard. I've jizzed and shit

myself and I'm not upset at all. No, he says he's seven the feline thing. Yeah. Seven pills. And that's a really good method. Just keep taking more and more and more and then you never have any problems. Eventually won't it reset. I heard the...

By the guy who sold you bills. But, so they go to like a house party next okay? Now this is a little nose as well. So it's a big house party okay. Not really, it's not really a house power

but it's more just like lads and a gaff doing drugs okay. Listen to tunes very loud okay,

but they've also got the tele Tony Blair. Yeah, why would that be on? No, because it's fucking the news,

isn't it? Yeah, even though we're all off her fucking edge we still have to you know, make sense of the world right now. I wonder how

Alster Campbell is spinning this. But then they have a, they brought a young one back and they've given her first drugs, okay?

Yeah. I did like this now is what you don't see terrifying thing, okay? So they all bring the young one into the side room and we hear screaming. Oh, I don't remember that at all. And like Danny Dyer's like, oh, keep it down.

Listen, Tony Blair. That's my fucking mind geesey. And, uh... Wait, so they're all raping this young girl. Yeah, in the side room. I think when I watch it, it's like, a wonderful romantic encounter is taking place. It's that your first ripe.

I wish you could do my first ripe again. I need seven. Just to feel anything That's horrible Sorry guys I'm sorry No it's because Tony Blair's there So think about that

Exactly yeah Yeah Yeah Bosnia So But like Danny Dyer Opens the door Okay, but down would you Close the door

Okay The rape keeps going And eventually he's like Oh get out would you They all slink away Like a dog Still hump in the air Right.

And then, by the way, Robert Carmichael, the main character, he's there during this, but he doesn't take part. He just watches, does he? I just doing sniff in the corner, right? Watching again, Tony Blair, seeing a special relationship between him and George Bush, all right? Right, right. So then, we don't really see what happens with the girl yet. We find out later on, but she's kind of upset about the whole thing, you know? Oh, okay.

The music is too loud or whatever. I see, right. You're upset because you've, you know, there weren't legal grounds, really for the invasion of Afghanistan. Condoleezza Royce. Well, just mass distraction. That's what I'll call it, yeah? But then we just see, like,

this all happens an awful thing, right? And then Danny Dyer just goes then just to his dad, just, um, dad's something great, like, just sits in the room drinking, like, points, okay, on his own. And then Danny Dora's like, all right, dad, way!

And just bring some cans down and drink. It doesn't affect him at all, right? Okay. And then, um, there's a lot of, Not on too relevant to the plot, just a lot of slice of life stuff. We see a couple who seemed very happy

and an older couple. Keep down mind. Oh, yes. We followed the teacher. Do you remember him, the teacher? No, to be honest, and I think, I'm sure you'll know why. The only thing that really stuck with me apart from the Danny Dyer-Eyer-X-a-thing

is the final, the grand finale, the crescendo, as it were. The climax. Yeah, that really, we'll get to it. That fucked me up. The jump is a little bit too much. So it's like they're doing pills and that. And, you know, just hanging out.

And you're the girl who got assaulted, she disappears. Oh. All right? All the people in the town, all the parents are concerned. So they'll have a big look for her, right? Right. And while they're all looking, the lads of Robert Carmichael's two friends, take a bit of Ket.

Okay. And you know, when you take Ket, then things, you know, she can't control yourself. Sure, yeah. So then the one lad is like, oh, follow me, going an adventure. All right. and they land up with this fancy house and they're like, oh, that couple they're minted. We rob them.

Yeah. And then, you know yourself. Uh-huh. Well, you can take over there, you know? Then they break in and do a horrifically violent gang rape. They basically do clockwork orange. Yeah. But it's like more extreme.

Way more extreme. Now, I don't even remember this, okay, so the bit where I say this feels amateurish is during the gang rape to start showing images of World War II and Winston Churchill remember this

we're raped upon the beaches we're raped we will never surrender and I was like come on guys we will never ask for consent I don't remember that at all yeah I was like

this is pretty film school this is like you know like a young lad in film school it's like yeah it's trying to make you fucking think yeah yeah and the scene itself It's very kind of like, I know the word of be sparse.

Like it's one camera, it's from a distance, okay? Yes, yeah, it's kind of like just this wide shot. Yeah, and also I don't really buy the fact that like they're just robbing the place, then one lad's like, oh, let's fucking have a gow on her. And your lad's just like, right. Perfect. That's it. You know, there's very little like.

You read my mind. It's not. It's very little like, I thought I was here to steal the cutlery. Yeah. You know, I just go straight into that. And the young lad, Robert Carmichael takes his mask off. and start shoving things inside or start choking the girl.

It's very obviously like very edge lordy. It was, did he use a fire poker? Yes. Yeah. I remember that bit I was like, oh, you're going to ruin the fire poker. No, that's not what I thought at all.

I genuinely was very disturbed when I saw this. Yeah. And but again, I don't buy the jump from like Robert Carmichael. I knew he said Robert Carlyle. You know, great, you know, nice boy in school and then you'll basically murdering. a woman, then they stabbed the husband as well and they walk out, just like...

Don't they piss on their corpses and stuff? I thought I remember somebody pissing on somebody. You don't remember Winston Churchill, but you remember piss. Yeah. Well, okay. Well, look, I don't know. Maybe I, you know, maybe it wasn't enough for me. I had

stuff on. Well, the one fella gets sick. Is that what you're thinking of? Maybe, maybe, yeah. One lad's covered in blood as well. You see penis and all that. Okay. Stabbed the husband, a very graphic way. It is very, what's that film, they remade it in England in English as well, like funny games, yeah, it's not like

that where it's like, Michael Henneke where it's like, yeah, it's like really disgusting. Think about it. Yeah. Wow, I get it, you know. Yes, I made this because of the Tony Blair. Yeah, it's kind of like, I get it. And then also it's weird.

It ends with a quote from a poem. Okay. Yeah, they're walking away. Very lovely, um, shot of the English countryside. Yeah, yeah. It makes you think as well. And then it's a poem from, I think it's like an Asian poem where it's like

the voice from the lake said, what is inevitable? And the man replied, happiness. Huh. Think about that. What does that mean? Yeah, exactly. The only way to find happiness is to... I don't know.

I don't want to... Grab the nearest fire poker and go to town. Well, the guy who directs hasn't done much since. Yeah. I'll say that. It just did come off. Like, I would, if I was, let's say I run a studio and I bought this,

I would have caught, not, I would have caught, maybe around it. Yeah. Just I would like, I would have fought against their instincts to really, uh, go create. I would just caught at Winston Churchill, really. Okay.

Winston Churchill stuff is ridiculous. I don't remember that at all. You blocked it out. Yeah. Ironic as well, you blocked that out. Everything else is like, I got to memorize this. And make it more extreme.

It would, be like if like you know singing the rain part of a clockwork orange yes it'd be like if kubrick came out like yes because that's a happy song but this is not a happy scene hmm the juk let me make sure

I'm saying this right juxtaposat the jew prohibition due prohibition that's where he look that's Robert Carrot oh god we're only uh yeah I don't want to talk with this anymore yeah I tell you what I did say like yeah

It was effective in that it made me feel very sick. Yes. Yeah. But just because of poor film making technique, it's not because of the content or anything. Churchill, someone smoked a cigar. Disgusting. But what else going on?

R.I.P. Hayden Panetary? Is that how you see her name? I know she was also in Malcolm Middle as well. Yes. Very long career. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Made a lot of friends along the way. Got treated like shit everywhere she went.

Apparently, yeah. her mother was very abusive and... Well, the latest thing we're just here now is there's a lot of complaints from neighbours denied all from her and the boyfriend. Oh, really? Apparently her boyfriend was a pretty scummy guy. Abusive, like...

Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. And, you know, the whole thing as well where she talked about post-partum depression. Yes, I remember that. She lost her sponsorship deals. With Neutrigina. Yeah, yeah. Because, yeah, that was like...

But I will say, I'm not... I don't know if I agree with this now, but Matt Walsh, you know Matt Walsh, the guy with a cool beard. Yes. He says that's fake. What is?

Post-paround depression. Huh. Yeah. Okay. So what does he say is going on? Attention seeking? I think narcissism is why he says. Oh, okay.

That's a fucking insane thing to say, isn't it? But I guess. Is it worth it? Like, you have to take it something to get clicks, you know? Yeah.

Yeah, it's just like, after a while, after a while, it would be like a pro-pedoph, it'd be like pro-EDP and anti, like, you know,

Holocaust denier. But anyway, yeah, so back to Hayden Penther. So very, you know, a woman who, I didn't know she struggled with addiction

and all that, all that, all right? Yeah, yeah. But he was really fucked up. She talked about, like, a music person assaulted on a boat. That's right, yeah.

And of course, the internet sleuths have tried to figure it out. They all think it was James Blunt. I'll be honest. I did five minutes of research.

I think they're right. Okay. It lines up perfectly. Right. He was on a boat once. He's a singer. You can't deny that. Case close.

You're beautiful. Oh, if I was a Bill Maher, I'd be like, if you call that singing. Oh. That was his biggest crime. Laugh. Louder. Or else I'll get the fire poker. But yeah, another, not to compare the two, okay,

but also Rod Little died recently. A few people died who were really bad. And it's funny seeing, like, really bad. Like, a lot of people, like, oh, isn't it terrible? You know, the way they talk about this, I'm like, you know, Hayden Penitentiary. Yeah. Hayden Tierra and Reid die are like,

they're immediately like, yeah, lying narcissist. Probably faking it. Ah. Or she is a junkie who died? Yeah. Well, who's to blame for that? Yeah. Like, so, like, Rod Little died.

He was like a journalist. He wrote articles being like, what's wrong with touching children really? You know, stuff like that. Huh. And like, you know, very racist guy. He also, I think he was accused of hitting his, oh, to tell you, his defenses.

He was accused of beating his wife, I think. But he said he admitted to it just to wrap up the case quicker. Ah, right. That was it. He was getting bored. He was sick of the red tape. He had to get home to watch the 40, all right? Fair enough, yeah.

So he died and all these people were like eulogizing him, being like, isn't it a shame to hate him? just because of his views and opinions. What about him beating his wife? Just because his views and opinions, isn't there a shame? Thought cry. It's Orwellian. Another guy, you ever hear Jim Gold?

No. He's so interesting now. So Jim Gold is like the alt-right racists favorite alt-right racist, okay? Right. You're like the comedian's comedian, you know? The Norm MacDonald. This is your Holocaust deniers,

Holocaust denier. So he's a guy Jim Gold, he would have been like way back when zines were popular. Okay. So back in the time of, what was the big, you know,

big brother. Like the 90s? The, I think early 90s, okay, back when zines could make you rich. Yeah. So he started a zine called

Answer Me. All right. And it's very kind of like, you know, edgy. Like, you know, one issue is called the rape issue. It's all just like,

how to kill yourself. You know, Nazis are cool. But it was considered like edgy, funny. Yeah. And he had a lot of fans. Like Pat and Oswald loved it. And Louis Taru said it was a big influence on him when he started off, you know.

Because it was a lot of like, you know, weird stuff. Like they did a big thing about G.G. Allen. Oh, okay. Yeah. I think that inspired Todd. Um. Phillips. Todd Phillips to do documentary in that.

Yeah. So it was a lot of like stuff about weird people like porno guys and like people who, you know, before the internet, it was like, oh, look at this. A guy who puts a nail in his ear. What the heck You know A black pedophile Love the Eagles

What I think Jim Gold Is actually a stupid-ass Gay motherfucker Probably needs to wash His own booty hole And shit So he did this

It only went for like Four issues Answer me But it was a huge thing He made loads of money Off of him His wife Wrote it together

Okay And from that He got a book deal The wife I'm surprised wasn't called Answer Me Back Ha!

You know? I give it all of that don't they right Brian Well you won't be saying that one finished though Yeah you'll feel

bit silly now Well we'll say We'll say We'll see We've still got a book deal From a real publisher He's on like a lot of TV show He's on like a politically

Incorrect with Bill Maher Right And he wrote this thing called the Redneck Manifesto And basically it was kind of like A kind of prototypical Like

A lot of people think Black people treated the worst, okay? Or gay people or women. It's actually white men. Oh. And we are the forgotten class, okay, white men, okay. The redneck men, we need rise up and all that, okay? And it got

good reviews. A lot of people like, you know what, I might not agree with him, but he's got a very funny way of words, and he's great, and people are saying he's next Hunter S. Thompson and all him. Wow, okay. And then he got in a bit of trouble, because he, like, battered his pregnant wife because she made fun of his

nose. Really? Yeah, he got a nose job and she made fun of it Oh, God So he ended up going to prison And he wrote a book in prison And people are like, this is a great book Wow Yeah, this is an excellent book

It really, you know, it really shines a light I might not agree with him, you know And he's beating your wife, thing, yeah But it's a great book But then over time, people kind of fell out of favour with him I was just, he got a nose job Yeah, that's Gender Affirming Care, yeah

Well, he was a bit... So I know Gavin McGuinness loved him. Right, okay. He says big influence for voice and all that. And he always have... He'd always talk about how great...

And Nick Funtas as well, they all love this guy. Right. But near the end, it's kind of like, you know, like a musician, you know, it's like, I love his early stuff.

Yeah, yeah. He kind of fell off, as the kids say. Right. He was right in a lot of blogs. It was all just kind of lazy stuff, but like, you know, you know, the general kind of culture war stuff at a time.

Okay, yeah, yeah. You know, like, if you go into Starbucks and he asked them to write Trump on the cup, they won't. I see, you know, what, what has become of this country of ours?

And then he just died there recently. What age was he? I think like 60s or so. Okay. Yeah, I think he got was sick for a while, I think. And then a lot of people, like, I think like Nick Funter's all that

did episodes, like, they're all dressed in black and like, it's a sad day for each country. Wow. I'd never even heard of him. did you know of him before he died? Not the brag, but yeah, I did, yeah. Wow. Okay. No, I didn't.

He was on Doug Stanhope's podcast once, so I knew that, yeah. Interesting. And he popped up a few different things, but I only really knew him from, like, other people talking about him. I looked up stuff by Vice and Big Brother and a, but his books are online, but I'm not paying like 12 quid to read his book, you know? Yeah, fuck that.

Yeah. Does Stanhope still do that? do a podcast? I think he does. I'm not sure what Stanhope. Stanhope just kind of lies around with a bingo and dingo and... He's sort of... Yeah, he's really kind of an obscure figure these days, you know? Well, I think if he... I think the drinking

might not be good for him after a while. I heard he quit drinking, though. Yeah, but I mean, like, I don't think if you quit drinking at that age, you just like bounce back. Yeah, I suppose, that's true. But what's he do? I actually haven't followed him a while. Did he, was he in the movie a while ago or something? Yeah, there was a movie

But I think that's like Three or four years ago now Yeah He kind of hit just living in Arizona He's got his own little compound And he probably still does a podcast I don't know A lot of the guys have given up

You know like I think there's a while there Where you know standup was kicking off I stand up was kicking off Yeah Louis got a show And people like Oh I can get my own show then

Right Like Jim Norton for example He for ages He's like it's a show Where I'm a comedian in New York And I bang hookers it's going to be great and he's shopping the pilot

round near a talk show for a while yeah his talk show was on was that on Vice TV Vice yeah yeah well don't worry he just announced there the Jim and Anthony show with Anthony Coomia yeah they're back together

finally so any amount of time before to get the Opie involved yeah I'm not you're excited I'm already subscribed

but he's subscribed but he subscribed me to send him hundred quid. I've already got the tattoo. Yeah. I think everyone's just kind of like, oh, just do a podcast, make enough money, because all these guys that are big in the day, they bought their house.

It's like, ah, might as well to retire with my trans wife and my Nazi pedophile friend. That's a sitcom I'd watch. Like Threes Company, the reboot, you know? Well, yeah, no much else going on.

It's a bit late news now, you know, day late and dollar short. just to cover some stuff now Prince Harry lost a big case against Daily Mail Oh, okay He tried to do this case Where it was like He tried to prove that Daily Mail

Had a coordinated A plan of attack Kind of a plan of harassment against him Yeah Other people as well And if you're very cynical You would say that he collected people Who were more sympathetic

To win the case Okay So he picked up a woman called Baron Lawrence. You heard of her. Baroness Lawrence. So her son was murdered by a group.

It was a racial crime, okay? So Stephen Lawrence, remember him? Oh, fuck, yeah. Yeah, so a bunch of lads jumped him. His mother's a baroness? Well, they made her baroness to cheer up.

Oh, right. Yeah, we took ages to catch him, but you're a baroness now. And she's like, do we get any money? Fuck off. It's probably you type. Oh, I've wanted a fucking handout, yeah? But yeah, so the point is that,

case went on for ages. And actually a Daily Mail, I won the newspapers, it's actually published the names and faces of the accused against the police's orders. This is the Stephen Lawrence thing. Yeah, yeah. Right, right. Which is a big thing at times.

It's actually kind of a fairly brave, I might say, even thing to do, okay? And apparently the editor, I think his name's Paul Daca. Yeah. Of the Daily Mail. He has that, like, that cover of the Daily Mail framed his office. And he points that.

I was like, see, it's not just all celebrity gossip and Hugh, you know, oh, who's banging a hooker today? It's like, we do real stuff as well. But, so Prince Harry hired her, Stephen Lawrence's mother, to be on his side. In what capacity? Like, what could she do? To sue the Daily Mail. To be like, look, you know, they targeted her as well.

But, like, how does he, she was a victim? What could she actually do on his legal team? Like a witness or something? Just, yeah, to win over the jury, essentially. Okay. And then a few other people's, and some emails got leaked. We're like, oh, should we talk to, like, you know, Hugh Grant. Like, oh, he doesn't have a dead kid, so it won't work, you know?

Yeah, yeah. But anyway, point is, and also her is, so it's Daily Mail versus Prince Harry, all right? The Daily Mail had Stephen Lawrence's father on their side. Whoa. Yeah. What? Yeah, I know. It's a whole family thing, all right?

That's crazy. Yeah. What was he say? Well, he was saying Daily Mail helped and, you know, they gave him some money, I think, as well and all that. And, well, basically, the point is, okay, Prince Harry lost the case.

Yeah. And now he has to pay a minimum 50 million. Oh, my God. Might be more. But a minimum 50 million. Jesus. You know, he's just like, oh, well, Mrs. Lawrence, you want to pay that there?

I'm a bit short at the moment. I left me card back home, you know? And they're saying that's why Prince Harry's moved back to London there. Oh, is he going to come back begging? It's all gone tits up with his hat in his hand. Megan, her shows aren't doing well. What? How? I think you've got that wrong.

You know the cooking show you love? Of course. It's not doing very well, yeah. I know you're trying your best. Because of the patriarchy and racism. That's why. And you remember their podcast? Of course. That's not going well either. Oh, maybe not. The Patreon is not doing well. Almost as bad as ours. Yeah, so I had to sell

Gaff and they're living in a council house. Jesus Christ. In Grimsby. Yeah. They're going to be in one of those like Benefits Scum Channel 4 documentaries. Yeah, Megan Markle smoking. Yeah, well they've all day.

So, what? Why should I get a fucking job? Do you know what I mean? I'm here. I want in fucking suits and that. You know what I mean? Do you know what I mean? Do you know how many Jewish blocs

I had to suck off? Fucking Ramadan, young people. They all let a fucking go. It were a disgrace. Yes, they're back now. Apparently, Prince, it feels weird.

No, King Charles. I keep saying Prince Charles. King Charles, apparently, he kind of wants to not bring them back into the fold, but he wants to like mend bridges a little bit, you know? And just kind of like invite him over at dinner and all that.

And we'll see, and there's rumors that he might be dying as well. So maybe that's it. I have heard that he's not doing well. Well, he does have cancer. He does have cancer. Yes. But, you know, if you're...

her name's Camilla actually but uh ho ho boom yes yes yes getting ready for my opium Anthony reboot audition put me in coach I'm ready

that was good no it wasn't oh what we talking about you it was hateful you could have done that and mocked the week that'd be good yeah is it a dolphin

in the bathtub uh yeah so that's basically the news and the other thing is that Nigel Farage won the election against Count Binface. But he didn't show up. Farage?

Yeah, they had a thing, like, you know, to stand there. Yeah. He didn't show up because he said there was a credible threat against his life. Right. He said the police told him that, and the police, like,

we didn't tell you that. He was like, ah, you would say that, didn't you? Yeah. He's under pockets. Who's they? I think you know. What else, dear?

Not much. I watched the Seven Samurai. Okay. It's pretty good. Everyone loves that. You know what's about? I think there's, it's, it's, it's, there's samurai and there's, uh, it's, uh, it's farmers. There's six of them and then they meet a guy and they're like, oh, look to be in a crew.

Oh, oh. It's why I want to bring it up, because I know you do the voices, right? It's, it's farmers. Me so, sally. What are, no. No, they're farmers. Okay. They're farmers and are getting bullied by bandits.

Yeah. Give us your chickens. Oh, no. But then, like, no, signor, please. I am just a Japanese. Oh. Dios Mios. Hey, Dios Mio.

Yeah, so they have to go hire some samurai. And they have to hire some bootlegs samurai. You can't get the good ones. So it's a rip-off of the Magnificent Seven with Ewell Brenner then. And because he's very crafty, he made it before. That's that old Kira-Sawa magic, you know? Sneaky, don't like that. Yeah, I tell you, you got to watch them.

And I also watch a film called Raising Kane, which is very fun. Raising Kane. You ever hear that? No. It's split but with John Littgow. Oh. Yeah, it sounds good, isn't it? Yeah.

So John Littgow is a... I'll just tell you... I won't tell you exactly what happens, okay? But basically, John Littgow has got multiple personalities. So he's like normal John Littgow and he's a bad boy John Littgow with, like literally smoking with other jacket, right? Nice. There's little child John Littgow and his woman John Littgow, you know? Oh, sexy, all right?

Basically, um... There's a Harry and the Henderson's John Littgo? Yeah, yeah. So basically, their whole scheme, I don't know if it's right or wrong, okay, is they kidnapping children and murdering the mothers, going to do experiments in children. Who's they? The guys, John Littgow himself.

Oh, this is all of his... Yeah, they're working together. To kidnap, kill mothers, take the children do experiments. Yeah. See, the whole thing is his dad, John Lickow's dad, he wants to study personal, what do you call, multiple personality disorders. Yes.

So he... Well, that's actually an offensive term now, Brian. It's called disassociative identity disorder or mongo disease. I believe it's also a... The other... What's the layman's term? Fucking spazzy, wank-faced disease. Yeah, yeah.

Fucking goober bloober syndrome. Yeah, yeah. Well, he's have a name for it now. That's half the battle. The diagnosis is so hard again. So basically the dad wants to study dead disease, okay? So he took a kid and deliberately did weird shit to him and experiment on him, you know, to make him disassociative mentaler, okay?

Like, you know, make him have an internship at Nickelodeon and stuff like that, you know. And make him in the feet, all right? Go with Dad Schneider. And then John Licka went. wants to continue this and do more experiments. Okay. Because what he wants to do is have a few kids that he does weird stuff doing some kid he doesn't do them,

just keeps him in a crate, you know? Right. So they have a normal life. Yeah. And then he can compare and contrast. Interesting. Yeah. So he's a scientist.

Exactly, yeah. He's helping people. And it's very fun to watch John Littgow, you know, play like that, Hey, man, we got killed a liby with me, you know. And like, we can't do that. And then like, hello, I'm seven years old. The bad man's here. Yeah.

It's a whole spectrum there, you know. And so it's like a psychological thriller. It's Brian De Palma. Oh. Yeah, 90s. Very much recommend. Okay. You know, I'm so good.

I won't tell you what happens. All right. There you go. It's very rare. I told you happened in the Star Trek puppet episode. That's right. Yeah. I regret that now.

Well, I actually disassociated during that. So it wasn't me that heard it. You're a seven-year-old boy. Oh, gee whiz. Yo, what's that man? I'm just a streetwise, smooth-talking. Chies, Gah. I don't know what about it.

I like it when you give up. Yeah, so fuck it, you know, just shod. Fuck, that's you in the hospice. Who gives off? Well, let yourself go. I will. That's basically the end of the episode.

Oh, we got two minutes left. Two minutes to midnight. Let me try and read what this is. An Iron Maiden song. Probably didn't get that at all, did you? I didn't actually know. If it's not Justin Bieber or Bluey, I don't get it. But yeah, that's basically it, guys.

We might be here next week. Might not be. I mean, it's all up in the air at the minute. I keep saying that. You don't even saying that for about 12 years. It's all just a bit, you know. I know the Irish guys like that. Like, Astor, you know yourself, you've got to keep going, yeah?

And the next thing they've hung themselves. and then they really are up in the air, aren't they? Hey-oh! He's back. Yeah, so I don't have any plans for the upcoming week now. I know my parents are a bit worried of me on the road because there's young fellas there. Oh, yeah.

They might bum me. You know you'll like it too much. Yeah, and Jimmy's like, I watch the Robert Carmichael now, yeah. It was absolutely, I mean, where's the Churchill? What were they thinking? just an embarrassing decision in terms of the misanthé

now you watch the shards would you recommend me watch the shards for the podcast? No, I mean Well, I won't Here's the thing about the shards, right? And Brett Easton Ellis is a hole

Oh, he likes to hold No That was good, wasn't it? Yeah, sure. Yeah, it was, it was, yeah Yeah, yeah Well, I kind of forgot

what I was gonna say, no, because I'm so distracted. It was so good, right? Yeah, exactly, yeah. The homophobic thing I said. The thing about the Shards and Bright East and Ellis, his later work, it's like,

and then Ryan Murphy, those two make, they compare, like they match up well. Yeah, bad influences. Not in a good way. Yeah.

They like bring out the worst in each other. And it's just, look, it's stylized, it's glossy, it's kind of like sleazy and homoerotic and there's got like that LA, you know,

overindulgence opulence thing of the rich kids. and all out there. And I enjoy his early work like I like less than zero, American Psycho, rules of attraction. As it goes on, it gets,

you know, it's diminishing returns. Exactly, yeah. And this show is all Nepo babies. I'll read the book instead, compare and contrast there. Black Dahlia next week and the Shards. Right.

And maybe something else. There's one girl in it. She's, I think it's Cindy Crawford's daughter. But she's like 27 or something. Oh, well, maybe 23. She's in her 20s, isn't we? Is she, James? She is.

I swear. I was making that mistake. Hang around to the primary school. Are you Cindy Crawford's daughter? She's 41. No, she's 14. Come on, no. That's the end of the episode.

I want to eat some sweets. No, I want to talk with Cindy Crawford's daughter. Because I think she and I were actually meant to be. She doesn't know it yet, but she will. Bring her over. I will. But she probably wants to bang Homer Gere.

Not homo queer over here Homer gear He pointed at me Homer gear is Richard Gere's son I've seen people don't like him I think he's great He's so tall and handsome He can dance

He can groove He can act He can do it all Oh you start a podcast with him now I'm trying Don't don't Don't I'm trying

It's all I got I'm going to end it now Because I want any sweets All right Bye