Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 105 : The Marvelous Larry Flynt

Episode Date: February 19, 2021

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God, this is, this is going to be a dude cast, okay? Yes. Because we talk a lot about woke stuff. For me. Yeah, and we talk about how much we respect women. Yeah. That's a given, but no women this hour, okay? This is an hour of dudes.

We just do that for the poom time. Yeah. This is all the dudes. Yeah, we're like, oh, yeah, we're the alpha. Yeah, we're literally like the guys that hung out in the comedy story, you know? Yeah, oh, everyone else is afraid of us. You know, all those big guys down the gym? they hide

cowards so listen to some of the dudes we're going to talk about Jay Edgar Hoover King Alpha himself Tiger Woods Christopher Dormer

Oh man It's a trifect And Larry Flint Now you can't get more dudes Now that is a dinner party I'd like to go to Think about that

You got head of the FBI Yes A cop killer A cop killer A great golfer The greatest golfer And then a pornographer A smut

peddler. Put them all together. Man, that's a party. Smoking some dobs. Yeah, yeah, that's right. Just kick him back. Listen to Zeppelin. I bet they'd have very interesting opinions on us. But hey, I thought, like, you know what dudes like at a moment? Why? Dudes love Marvel. Do they? Fuck D.C., fuck Zach Snyder. Fuck Joss Whedon.

Oh yeah. You hear about Joss Whedon? Yeah, what, like, there's all kind of like, yes, he's cancelled for being mean for what I can tell it's just him being a prick isn't it really? It was more prickish than rapish

Yeah Rapish There's not like assault Or even like sexual Like harassment Or it's just him being a prick It sounds like he's one of those smart people That likes to be mean

You know Because he's probably got a lot of issue Anger issues of it there So like he would like brag about making Female writers cry Oh really? And like one And it's kind of

her fault in the way the actress got pregnant which is like you are ruining the planet but you're

fucking parasite in you yeah you've got a fucking Oscar winning film inside you parasite

but yeah so she got pregnant he was like you're gonna keep that oh really you say that yeah he was kind of like

oh and I think he fucked her over or something with that where like he was like you're not gonna be in the show

a lot which in fairness because she's gonna be all pregnant yeah I guess if the character

doesn't get pregnant you should maybe plan around it. You ever seen the blob? I have. Yeah, that's what a pregnant woman's like. Just loose on a town, killing everyone.

Okay, yeah, just sucking up cars and fire hydrants and rabid dogs and hobos. Well, yeah, it sounds like he's not a very good guy. Sounds like a prick, yeah. But that's why the dudes progressive walk dudes like us was Marvel. Marvel? Because they got...

He did Marvel shit, though, didn't it? Shut up. Oh, okay. Shut up. But that was... Shut up. Buffy. He did Buffy and Angel and Firefly. Did you ever watch that? Everyone likes Firefly. It was great. It was genuinely good. And he did Doll House. No one liked.

No one saw that. He kind of worked on the horror movie. Oh, Cabin Woods. He worked on that. Then he did two Avengers movies and he was gone. Yeah. What about Joe Sweden? Like, I'm really not like a fan or anything. I'm still going to jerk off over Buffy.

Yeah. Then you can't stop me. Zander and Giles are arguing. Yeah, only Giles. out of the way, Buffy, you're ruining it. I only like the British butler. What have him and Michael Kane leased out together? Yes,

yeah. Get the Jeffrey from the fresh prince in there. Ooh. Oh, Jesus. Sexy. Oh, the vapors. I tell you. All right, so, Marvel. Go on. You're going to talk about Marvel now. You see ripped guys, they've all got Marvel T-shirts. Right, okay. They love

Marble. In fact, you all... Really? Do you see many? I've seen a lot of guys who are in Marvel T-shirts, but ripped wouldn't be the first where it comes to mind. Maybe if they bend over something, rips. When I close my eyes. Okay. Well, I'll tell you what, this is true. A lot of the cops and Blue Lives Matter, they all wear

the Punisher Skull. Really? Yeah. Well, that's because don't they, like, there's that guy who teaches that, it's like a seminar for cops, and he literally calls it Kallology. And the symbol is the Punisher skull. And basically, he just

teach, it's like this private class that all these cops go to it. And it's like, look when you're out there your lives are on the line and you've got to shoot to kill because they'll kill you and blah blah blah worry about whether

they're guilty later worry about lawsuits that's just paperwork my friend worry about the crying families let the pencil pushers in Washington deal with that you're on the front line you are Vic Mackie

the Shield cleaning up the streets that's mandatory for Police Academy you've got to watch all seven seasons of the Shield Oh, with the part The bag, the bag, diggy, digipid up the dome And I'm stopped the buggy Oh God, the shield is a genius

And that's how I bath I shaved my head after watching that Yeah, yeah And start harassing street gangs You got a wrap around shades And a leather jacket Yeah, yeah I'm like, I need to get my source

And I'm like, who the fuck are you? But instead of an SUV On the streets of L.A., it's you and a massive Ferguson Driving around baling and Carlo, I'm going to clean up these streets. You see lads where in Adi-Dak's who it is, you're like,

gang members, get them. Yeah. So, yeah, so people, you know, racist cops, yes. We all love Marvel, okay? I actually don't love Marvel. Well, I'll change your mind. Because they've announced a whole slew of TV shows

that are going to premiere on Disney Plus. And this is a new segment we have on a show now. You have to pick which Marvel show there's a gun to your head you've got to pick one Marvel show to watch all 12

yeah Jesus Christ it's gonna be fun here we go we can speak through it if you start get tired alright go on

you just give me a little skittles so I feel excited full energy so the first show is going on now that I enjoy Wanda Vision I'm hearing a lot

about Wanda Vision now I'm hearing a lot about that listen this Wanda Vision it's Paul Bettney as the vision who's a robot created by Ultron

right who's also a robot. Ro. Right. Now, he's banging a human woman now. Yes. Yeah,

he's a robot. So he's the, he's like the red thing, red robot guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Red robot man. Yeah, red,

Robb. Yeah, so he's a robot, okay? Now, he got killed in the last film. Right. End game, okay?

Okay. By Tannos. Yeah, who wants to destroy half the universe, but he got defeated by Iron Man. Okay. You all know this, of all the cool kids,

no? In this show starts off. Scarlet Witch, who's one of the Olsons, the Turrtleson. Elizabeth Olson. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Her and our boyfriend slash husband vision are now trapped in sitcoms. Right. And every

episode is a different sitcom. Okay. So this is how you appeal to the kids. Like, one episode's based on the Dick Van Dyke show. Yeah. One episode's based on Bewitched. Yeah. Everyone loves bewitched. Hells, yeah. Yeah. Fuck yeah. I fuck with that

shit all day long. And then as it goes along, I think they do like a Roseanne episode. Oh, okay. Oh, oh, oh. That'll be fun. The vision's on Twitter. You beat me to it.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, catch up. Oh, you're too quick for real too. Every moment of battle. I'm hot on your heels. Go on. And the newest episode is Malcolm in the middle.

See, that'd be good now. And did they kind of go a bit dark for it? They do, yeah, yeah. And it's kind of fun because it starts off to have fake commercials. Okay. As it goes along with, the fake commercials start to get weirder and less and less sensical.

Okay. And the thing is, like, everyone in the town kind of knows that this isn't wrong because they're all like, gee, whiz, everybody. Hey, he's the new neighbors. Right. Where am I? Oh, God.

My kids. Oh, sorry. I just had a little moment there. Oh. Yeah. It really sounds like this show, from what I've heard about it. It just, I don't think I'd enjoy watching it

because I'd be like smoking weed and it just kind of seems like the entire show is an absolute. allegory for schizophrenia. Yeah. And I don't think I'd enjoy that, you know. I'd start, like, freaking out. It's like, oh, maybe I'm in the Mary Tyler Moore show.

I got a killer. Yeah, exactly. Maybe that's good for you, though. Maybe if you're... I stabbed my roommate in his sleep. Die vision. Thanos commands it. Yeah.

So this is going on at the moment. We don't know what's going on. It might be Mephisto, the devil is controlling everything. Mephisto, which does sound like a gay board star. Hey, it's Mephisto. Oh no It's kind of like a luci Libre gay thing

Protect your asshole children Mephisto is here So that's the first show That's the show going on now People are loving it People are loving it The next show, okay It's going to be the Falcon

And the Winter Soldier Okay Oh wait that's Falcon is the dude With the arrows And winters No he's got wings What

Falcon is wings Okay Who's the arrow man Hawkeye Oh yeah okay Sorry And Winter Soldier's a metal arm and he was a metal arm

yeah oh okay and he's good of fighting and shooting and shit right so this show is Captain America is dead okay or at least retired right and they are like okay we gotta protect America now

but there's an evil group called the flag smashers the flag smashers no you could be careful when you're pronouncing that one kids you get in a lot of trouble it's a sin yeah yeah The rainbow flag smasher.

So the flag smasher trying to destroy America's, they hate patriotism. Of course. So the American government creates their own new captain America. But guess what, James? He might be a fascist. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, I like that.

So you like that now? I do, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's a flying man and a man with a middle arm trying to stop fascism. A metaphor, perhaps. For what? Who knows? The next show, local. Loki.

This is Tom Hiddleston. Oh, I hate Tom Hiddleston. And I don't know why. It's like one of those irrational hatreds, but like, I see his face and I just like, I fucking hate this guy so much. And I don't even, I can't even rationalize it. I don't know why I just hate him. Even you talk about him now, just like a vein pop in your head.

I'm sweating more than usual. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, my blood pressure is elevated, but not to how it normally is. Well, this is a good bad situation because this is Tom Hittleston. teams up with a time travel agency okay and one of the members is Owen Wilson Wow

So now Owen Wilson and Tom Travel Owen Wilson and Tom Hylston Have to travel through time Getting up to crazy adventures And during it Loki becomes D.B. Cooper

What the fuck man All right fine Also Also the guy from Whitnell and I shows up Richard E. Grant Yeah he's going to show up in it as a man

yeah we'll see so that doesn't grab your fancy I mean this really does just sound like parody doesn't it so it's Loki and Owen Wilson time traveling and Wethnail is there it's like dear God

they couldn't get Paul McGahn too much money the next show Miss Marvel a woman so Miss Marvel is a Muslim teenager who is Captain Marvel's

biggest fan. Okay. She's exposed to dangerous gases. Oh, right. Okay. That gave her superpowers. So now she can, I think she can fly in stretch.

Of course, yeah. Of course, yeah. Well, I think she, I don't, in the comics, she was exposed to the Terrigan mists.

Right. That are magic, magic gas. Do adults watch this stuff? I mean, this really does sound like it's for children, isn't it?

No. No, it's for adults. The stuff you like, her children. What did you watch recently? Bronson. Bronson.

L.A. Confidential? That's a baby movie. 1917. That's a fake thing. Yeah, that's true. It didn't even happen. They didn't even have cameras back then. How did they get it all in one shot?

Doesn't make sense. So Miss Marble is now, she's a Muslim teenager. She's got to juggle her family. I think she her dad's very strict and her mother's more like, hey maybe don't wear a burke you know yeah okay and then she's got

you know she's got puberty and then there's probably a jock somewhere she likes yeah of course yeah so that's my brother died in Iraq you bitch then she does some stretching and he's like it doesn't help oh she could make your cock feel

so small her vagina she just stretches it for ever and ever like oh you're giving me an inferiority complex that's the first thing they do you give any Muslim superpowers they'll find a way

to make you feel impotent What is it She can fly and stretch her pussy But she can also make her fists really big Oh my God She doesn't need you at all She can make her pussy and fist Bigger at the same time

I think she might No we haven't seen this in the comics yet She might be able turn her fist into a cock Of course she can Yeah But is that I know you said it's that halal Is that yeah

okay so next show right the next show is hawkeye okay this is Jeremy Renner remember he does he try to he threatened to kill himself when he was an argument with his wife

yeah what was it like tell me you love me or I'll kill myself yeah that's a classic yeah it always works I mean if it if it ain't broke don't fix it yeah

so this show okay so he didn't get cancelled no no no no it's Hawkeye. You can't catch her Hawkeye. So in this show, Hawkeye has to team up with a young Arrow lady, played by Haley Steinfeld.

Oh, okay? I've heard the name. Yeah, and together they got, uh, learn to work as a team and they got a fight some... You got good arrow skills, but I got better arrow skills. Let's put our arrows skills together

and we'll have the best arrow skills. And it's probably, it's like, I'm not teaching I'm not teaching you. I'm done with that life. And she's like, come on. And then he like puts a bow and arrow to his head. He's like, tell me you love me or I'll kill myself. Actually, his wife and this is freaks and geeks.

Set Rogan. No, Linda Carnellini. Oh, yeah. Yeah, she plays his wife in that. Now, I would threaten to kill myself for her. Oh, yes. Yes, please. Wouldn't even be a crime.

Vellma from Scooby-Doo. Wear it. Dress up like the dog. so the next show is moon night moon night played by Oscar Isaac okay now you were talking with schizophrenia yeah this is literally a man

he's like Batman but schizophrenic he's got like five personalities and he was given his powers by a moon god or was he or was he is he just mental yeah is he just a good fighter Because he sees the moon god, but that could all be in his noggin. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So it's kind of like the movie Super. Ever see that with Rayne Wilson? Yes, actually, yeah, yeah, yeah. So Moon Knight has the team, and he's got, you know, he's got to defeat? The evil villain, Eton Hawk. Ah, yes, of course. I think Eton Hawk is, like, plays a white guy in it, and he's got, like, he's got to beat him up. I wonder if they'll do, like, a training day thing, you know?

Yes. That'd be good. And it turns out, yeah, he sees a lot. Alonzo, but turns out it was in his mind. He is Alonzo. The next show is She-Hulk. Okay. She-Hulk is a regular liar.

Right. But she's the cousin of Bruce Banner, the Hulk. And she gets shot by the mob, and she needs a blood transfusion. From Bruce Banner? Yeah. Right. So she gets a blood transfusion from the Hulk. It becomes she-holt.

And she becomes huge. But she's still a liar. I don't know why it's I'd like to bring you the court attention I don't know why it's Alex Jones all of a sudden She Hulk is Alex Jones So she's got to defend people

Who plays her? Some woman on a show called Oh I forget what it was called It was like about clones It was a big Canadian show She's not a well-known name And she's got to defend someone okay You know who she's got to defend

Tim Roth Because Tim Roth plays the abomination. The abomination. Yeah, yeah. He's also a big Hulk monster, but he destroyed a city and now he's in court

and she's got to defend him. The planning permission of this building. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he's a Hulk who destroys the city and then they're going to get him on like, you know,

bureaucracy. He's going to get me-toed. Yeah, yeah, okay. So the next show is going to be called Secret Invasion. Okay. Now, I think you might like this.

This stars Ben Mendelson I like Ben Mendelso And Samuel Jackson Yeah, I like Staten on Aliens who have infiltrated The very tops of world governments Okay This is kind of like

This is very like Conspiracy Theory lizard people shit Yeah, they're scrolls, they're green Remind you someone They're green and they infiltrate Who? I don't know I thought you'd fill in the blank Scrolls

Yeah They love to They can change shape okay so this really is like the reptilian shape shift yeah yeah right okay anyone could be a scroll right the president

your mother whose side do you want and probably have a bit where like there's two Samuel Jackson's and Ben Mendelso's oh which one do I shoot does he look like a bitch

yeah the next show then we're nerdy there I feel like this worked in a little bit okay next show is Ironheart Iron heart now this a little bit like

Miss Marvel This is a little black girl Who's a huge fan of Iron Man Right And she's a genius And she's already in college She's 12 and she's already like Graduating college

It's like smart guy Remember that show? No you don't No I don't It's the brother of the two girls From Sister Sister Is a real thing And it was called smart guy

Okay He's a smart guy And he was like 12 years old But he was in high school Because he was so smart And what would he get up to? crazy hijinks you know like he'd like

you know there'd be the big kids bullying him and it's like you're only 12 years old you little beep he's a smart guy I bet there's an episode where like he invents a robot that can take off bras

but it rips off women's faces sister sister yeah he was the kid from he was like in real life he was brother of the sister sister girls Okay. And yeah, he was, yeah.

Nepotism. Derailed us there a little bit, but it's a classic. He's a smart guy. So yeah, this is smart guy. Okay. Imagine smart guy, but it's a girl. Oh. And she's like, you know what?

If Tony Stark can invent a suit, maybe I'll give it a go. Yeah, she's 12. Yeah. So she makes a suit. It's not perfect. So that's kind of like the fun of it. It's like, oh shit, it's kind of like working. Okay.

Sometimes it works, sometimes it falls over. She makes a semi-functional new. nuclear reactor weapons suit. Yeah. Ah, okay. And then she flies around. Yeah, sure. Why not?

Okay. You know, that's the thing. Like, I mean, like, you can look at me like I'm a cynical asshole here. I'm not, I'm not. But this is fucking garbage. This is nonsensical

fucking garbage that they just churn out. It's like, yeah, 12-year-old builds a fucking robot or she Hulk is a lawyer who gives a fuck. These retards a white. watch anything. We're just being shoveled dog shit into our eyes and ears

and we can't get enough. It's grotesque. It's dystopian. It's a nightmare. It's great because culture is aimed towards manschildren like me. Yeah. Who will never grow up and I'm loving it. I've got my mouth open and they're shoving all in. I'm on my knees and Marvel are shoving content in my mouth.

You're a little infantilized, impotent SSRI dependent, worthless scum. well what about this one okay this will change my mind armor wars armor wars yeah

now in this show yeah terrorists get a hold of all iron man's old suits okay so now you've got fucking

probably won't use the phrase ISIS but you probably like the flag smashers or something like that the America haters all right okay so now they've got the suit

who are they going to get to stop him Don Cheatled Cheedled. Don Cedle. Cheedle. Cheetal. Cheetel. Chitol. Don chitel. Cheedle.

Cheedle. Chiedel. Cheedle. Don Cheedle. Don. Dony. Donny. Dony boy. Oh, Donny. Donny. Oh. Hey, you goddamn Muslims. Get over here. Yeah. So Donnie Wahlberg has a metal suit. Black Donnie Waldberg. Okay.

And the final one is going to be called Untitled Wakanda series. Wow. Yeah. they're really just not trying at all anymore. So this is going to be a series set in Wakanda, the magical black... Let me pitch something, Wakanda Vision, where the red robot is in black face doing a really horrible stereotypical voice. Undersedokin black sitcoms.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's... Where is Martin Lawrence? Martin, where are you? He's a smart guy. Sister, sister. You fresh prince. You get them.

Fresh Prince Yeah Wakanda Wacanda vision Yeah And then they make a mistake And then Up in the 70s show

And red is not happy Hanging out Actually the mother from its 70 show Is in Wanda Vision Oh interesting Yeah They get all the old

And They get a little Like sitcomy guys That you know their faces Kind of the guys That didn't do well And are really They need this

Yeah They're desperate And sad Perfect Yeah And then Paul Bettney shows up like, come on.

Yeah. Can no, nush me off, love. It's the 50s. He can do what he wants. So that's all the Marvel shows. Yeah, okay. That's not even counting the movies. It's just insane that it's just like,

they just keep churning out all this garbage and there's really no thought behind it. Like, even the most avid, diehard Marvel fan has to be sick of this shit by now. Are they not? Not me. you know what I'm like I want more 12's not enough

it's fucking insane like I don't know man look I'm sure is it good are Marvel people what is the consensus do they love it they actually are very much enjoying it really they'll have the worst they'll say is like I was a bit samey

some like the Ant Man films they might be like and it really is kind of to go back to your point like this sort of infantilised manchild ideology we're just like I'm 43 a living it home and I can't wait for the new episode of Wakanda vision

they just up the dosage of my anti-psychotic meds and my father's will is getting released so when you know when I get all that money I'm buying all the figurines your mother's just a skeleton on the floor mom she's doing

online dating now and it's not going well the last three men she's been out with have fleeced her money dumb bitch I'll tell you what really quick we'll just go to the movies that are actually in production, not the proposed ones, okay? Not just every single one that's happened chronologically. First one that's coming out, Black Widow.

That's a prequel. Scarlett O'Hanson has to go back to Russia and teams up with like the Russian Captain America played by the guy from Stranger Things. Who? The detective, the sheriff. Oh, that guy? Yeah. Next is going to be Shang Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings.

This is Shang Chi. he's a martial arts man and he's got his dad let them be super heroes what's going on and his dad runs a criminal empire

a Japanese I think a Japanese criminal empire or maybe a Chinese an Asian criminal empire now this is even more the Yakuza are afraid of him Oh okay

and Shang Chi is like you know what I'm not going to follow my dad's footsteps I'm going to fight crime Ah okay Next up Eternals Uh huh They're

Yeah The Eternals, they're the oldest people in the universe. Oh, really? Oh, good. They've been around since the dawn of time. Have they? And what insight do they bring to it all? Yeah, they're probably they've been around since the dawn of time

but they're probably still afraid to get cancelled on Twitter. It's like I know we've seen every major historical event imaginable, but, you know, if I tweet support for Joss Whedon, they'll cancel my series. So in this

one okay Angelina Jolie Jumani Kamal Nujan What? Oh Damny Wallberg Kamail Nanjani Kamail Nanjiani

Yeah Nongiani He's all ripped now Yeah so Kamail Nongjiani Yeah Angelina Jolie Okay And the Rob Stark

Okay Have to team up To defeat An Irish actor Who is in love hate Not Nage, is it? No, not Nage. Nidge was an end game.

It's Barry, Barry Kogan. Yeah, Barry Kogan plays an evil wizard called Drooog. Hmm. I'm not sure if he has the range for an evil wizard. Maybe he could do kind of like a weird offbeat kind of thing. But I don't think he could be like, you know...

In the comics he's full on God goatee and he's like, ha ha ha ha ha, ha, I'll get you. Yeah. Damn you, Eternals. Well, Eternals, you have fallen into my Oh, Kumail Nanjiani, I see you've been hitting the gym. Yeah, you probably try and make out with him. That's what wizards do.

He has his untitled Spider-Man sequel. Good, yeah. Why even give them titles? These fucking Mongolis will eat it up anyway. In this film, Tom Holland, the guy from a social network who was Spider-Man. Oh, Andrew Garfield. Andrew Garfield and Toby McGuire have to all team up from most. multiple universes

to defeat something. Willem Defoe and Zandai is there. And are they actually getting all three of those lads? What's Toby? Actually, where is Andrew

Garfield been? Don't let him gamble. He was done. Oh yeah. Wasn't he like, yeah, you did two Super Spider-Man's they flopped, you broke up with Emma Stone,

you're done, get out, beat it, hit the bricks. Yeah, I think he's doing a musical, moment. Okay. With Lynn Manuel Miranda.

With Hamilton Man. Hamilton Man. I think it's about like, I don't know, AIDS or something. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, the next one, okay. Dr. Strange in the multiverse of madness. Oh, fuck, sick.

Dr. Strange goes to college. What the fuck is this? We got to get the quets. Panty Raid. Oh, yeah. I'm going to skip this one. Who cares? Dr. Strange gets

the next one Tor love and thunder this one Natalie Portman's got cancer right and then her and Tor she becomes Tor she takes the power off Chris Hemsworth

okay and then they got a team up good divorce lawyer obviously and then they got team up to defeat Christian nurses Slater Christian Bale who plays Gore the God Butcher and also Matt Damon's in it

Oh god This is just too much The next film Black Panther 2 We're not No one's sure what's going on With this one right Black Panther 2

Let's see how it goes That's literally the title Yeah And finally Weekend in Wakanda Bernie's weekend at Burrne's Weekend and Burr Ah whatever

You know what I'm doing there And then Captain Marvel 2 Yeah This is Oh that's with your one Zane Which one? I thought it was Brie Olson.

Oh yeah, sorry. It's Brie Olson is Captain Marvel. But the villain will be, remember Vod from Fresh Meat? Vod? No. The girl from Fresh Meat. She's kind of like the punky chick. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

She's going to play The Villain. Okay. Yeah, all right. Yeah. So those are all the films that are in production right now. Yeah. That's not even talking about, like, the Fantastic Four and shit that's coming. That's an insane.

It's just such, like, Like, it's, uh, what's the term oversaturation, but like beyond, it literally is like something from a, like, if you saw that like in a fucking sketch show like a satirical piss dig is like all these, like just absurd plot points and just the amount of them. I don't know. Look, I get it. I'm coming across like a cynical asshole. But it is.

It's garbage. It's nonsense. It's bullshit. I hate it all. And I hate you for liking it. And you've got to sit through all of it. I've got to take it. Where do you like it or not?

It's going to be around you. That's the thing. Yeah. You will be able to... I literally feel like Lenny Henry watching the minstrel show on the BBC. It's got a smile and nod. Like, ah, yeah.

Yeah, very good. And then you got a banged-dorn French. Nice one, Brucey. You played a blinder tonight, my son. It's nice to see you to see you. Nice. And a single tear rose down your face. While I'm just laughing.

Yeah. Like the brain mob. All the way to the bank. Okay, let's talk with something more manly How long did that go on? 30 minutes Was it? Holy fuck

You're proud of yourself? So let's talk with the dude. Remember I said just a dude show? Dude show. Did I talk about fucking my action figures? So Larry Flint, let's go on Larry Flynn. Yes, R-I-P. Now, I'll give you a bit of an overview of Larry Flint's life.

Yeah. And you chip in if you want. Oh, thanks. Larry Flint. Very kind of you. Took over his mother's bar when he was young. Yeah. He was high on the infant.

amphetamines the whole time. Nice. He It's like the 70s, right? I think 60s,

yeah. He opened the Hustler Club so it was a bar regular bar and he's like people, men like ladies.

Yeah. Okay, so he opened the hustler club. Men like women. Women have breasts. Men like breasts. Yeah.

And then it took him three years figured out. Yeah, all the amphetamines helped him, okay? But so he was like,

no one going to the club. I think it's like dirty and dingy I'll make a newsletter about it No, was it like a strip club kind of thing Oh yeah, there's full on girls like You know what you see on TV like Coming up next is Candy Yeah, she's underage and she's addicted to drugs

Her daddy touched her I want candy So yeah So it started off a newsletter and all the guys like it And the thing he did okay He was like hey playboy It's for fat It's more like

Gay Boy! Playboys for fucking Funukes, okay? There's all these articles And his big thing was Regular Joe's like me are buying Playboy But all the articles

About like buying a Rolex Yeah Yeah It's kind of like A luxury Gentleman You know

Attire It's built for the Don Draper's of the world He's like I'm just a guy Working the fucking Titty Bar Yeah

Yeah So he opens his own thing It's like Less articles If the articles It's about sports and shit. Right, right, right. And then, like, a big thing he did, okay,

uh, playboy, because Hugh Hefton was such a pussy, he did try and be like tasteful about it. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Larry Flint was like, open up that minge. Yes, let's see it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Open up as wise as it can and an extra three inches. Now that's what I call Wakanda vision, baby.

I don't know, Wanda vision. Ah, fuck's sake. It was still silly. Idiot! Yeah. So, um... This is what you do, Brian. You infect my mind with your Marvel Garbage. Now all you can think about is what about Droog the Wizard?

Will he defeat the Eternals? Will he get shot by Nidge? Okay. So it became a popular magazine like Cincinnati, wherever it was based. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then they hit pay dirt because they published nude photos of Jackie Kennedy. That's right, yeah, yeah.

Because I watched The People v. Larry Flint. Great movie. Really good. Yeah, Woody Haraldson's fantastic in it. And his real brother's in it. Oh, really? That's his real brother. Oh. That's cool. Courtney loves great in it as well She can really act She can act

It's kind of a shame that like everyone Think she murdered Kurt Cobain Yeah all these fucking people like No she did it Yeah Cause she didn't What's their problems Like she should have just like

Stayed with the heroin addict Well no she was with him I think yeah I think the theory is Be nicer to him The theory is that he was going to divorce her Right And so she knew that she would stand to lose

A lot of money But she like theoretically, you know, not even theoretically, you know, provenly. Him dying, like, all the shit was left, like, her estate, his estate was left her in the will

or whatever. She has profited greatly from his death. But it's not that surprising to be like, oh, he left all the money to the mother of his child. No, of course not. Yeah, no, no, I don't believe that she killed him. I really don't. Like, he was a mentally unwell, depressed, heroin addict. He wanted to die.

You know, that's just, you know, what it is. but like yeah so that's where the theory comes from because she's stud to lose if he divorced her but if he died you know she got to keep all his money blah blah blah it's a there's it's really like paper thin the most basic like you you know you interrogate for two seconds you realize it bullshit yeah or maybe it's not and maybe she did it who the fuck knows maybe she sucked them off more he wouldn't need heroin yeah yeah that's right well done brian yeah i've solved that case Limburg babies next Maybe the Limburg baby has sucked them off more

So He published it Now why do you think about this Publishing New Pictures of a Jackie Onassis against her will Where did you get the nude pictures again? She was on a sunbating She was like walking around

And had a guy taking pictures Is that wrong James Well yeah I mean it is to surreptitiously take pictures Of a woman naked And then print them all over a national magazine. Yeah, it's probably it gives me the ick, Brian,

gives me the ick. You've passed. Thank you. You've passed the test. Well, back then they disagreed. They were like, this is fucking great and sales went way up. Yeah, yeah. Well, of course. I mean, here's the thing. Like, if somebody said, not that I particularly want to see it, but if somebody said, here, you want to see a picture of Hillary Clinton's tits, I mean,

I kind of do, yeah, just, you know. I mean, like, if they were like... Morbid curiosity. I mean, if they were like, we got, we got pictures of Michelle Obama and his shows... everything. Yeah. I mean, I mean everything.

That big sweaty hog in her jucks. Oh, I know the rumors. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'd be like, I mean like, I probably shouldn't look, but I'll have a little glimpse. Of course, yeah. Yeah, I don't want to see it. I want to touch it.

Yeah. Come on, love. I'll show you our real man's like, not like Barry. I know he doesn't do it for you. Being one of the most powerful influential people of all time. But you like a dirty little podcaster. I'm your bit of rough. You like to slum it, don't you, baby?

I know you do. So he was publishing mad shit. Cartoons with Santa with a boner. Yes. Interracial stuff. What? And the interracial stuff that got I'm in trouble. Oh, really?

This is what gotten cancelled was like back in the day. He got shot in the spine. For showing interracial sex? Yeah. He was a serial killer. slash white supremacists and he sniped poor old Larry Flint

yeah how many people did he kill before that there was a few I'm not too sure I know he only got executed in like 2013 oh nice and Larry Flint was kind of cool about

he was like I don't want him killed but hey I would like half an hour just with him alone with a knife yeah you know

support revenge but not debt penalty yeah okay that's fair yeah so he got he got he got cancelled in the spine

right his spinal column got cancelled. Yeah, but you know what? He didn't give up and he got sued by people and remember he wore American flag diaper? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that was kind of it. No, because like after he got

um, you know, like he got shot and he, you know, was paralysed. So he kind of got very heavy into drugs then. Yeah. Like painkillers, heroin. Basically all he like wanted to die basically and he didn't die from the drugs. So then what exactly

kind of picked him up out of the, how did he? I think the excitement of going to court and realizing that, like, I can actually, like, do what he thought was, like, a good thing here, like, defend... Free speech. Yeah, he was, like, this is tyranny here, what they're doing to me.

Yeah. And I'm going to fight. So, like, one of the big case, like, Jerry Falwell, a Falwell? Yeah. What's a... Jerry Hallowell from the Spice Girls sued Larry Flint. Yeah.

That's a matter of historical record. Because he published a picture of her Union Jack dress, and she was like, that never happened. so Jerry Falwell is his name he was like an evangelistelist

evangelist yeah and they published a thing you know kind of parody of an ad he did like saying he like it was something basic like I got big boners yeah yeah

I like to suck boners I like yeah I like Jesus's boner in my eyes that's better you punched it up there I have yeah having to go with Jesus yeah

another powerful white man not really but okay for all intents and purposes Jesus was a real smart guy he's a smart guy so it went to court but he you know

Ed Norton in the film defends him it became a big thing and he had like five kids one of his kids accused him of molesting her but he was like but she was an anti-porn activist

when like what age did she say she was or did she specify any of that? I think she said she was underaged Like a child like yeah While he was in a wheelchair I think before Oh okay

But the accusations only came out years later She became very anti-porn Oh okay She released a book called Hustled Ah I didn't know about that now I must look into that That's interesting

The old Ronin Farrer Or no what they call her Dylan Farrer Dylan, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he was a big Democrat. Yeah. He supported Hillary. Oh, okay. In 2019, he released a Christmas card and sent it to many Republican senators,

and it showed a cartoon of Trump being assassinated. Nice, yeah. So even in a wheelchair, the old dog, still a few tricks. A few tricks up his sleeve. Yeah, I like that. Fair play, fair play. He also played a judge in his own movie. is that right he was in that too

yeah very good now when you notice it you really notice it because he's like he's not a good actor well I think his I think his voice has been fucked up because of the bullets and the drugs

yeah yeah so it's like if you just saw it you be like he's just a weird judge but looking better it's like he's kind of like can't even nonciating he's like you gotta start the jury the munchkin made

the bloody pop gal the runny pop kill we know the magazine is undecent right okay yeah well he's trying his best

kind of like Jeff Garland in season one of curb your enthusiasm just sort of slurring his speech where are you got

cut oh and finally he got penile gland in his penis so he could still fuck nice

there you go penal implant yeah so he can still get hard yes no he didn't need to get hard

he was always hard Oh is that how it works I don't even No idea I don't even know how it works Shut up It can't be just It's always hard

That doesn't seem feasible That's probably why the daughter accused him It was an accident It was a hilarious misunderstanding Like he was like Boy it's always hard

Bum bum bum bum And Susie's like yelling at I'm like Larry what the Oh his name is actually Larry It works so well What the fuck you doing Larry With you little

fucking hard cock you penal implant you fucking you can't get it up can you you fucking you piece of shit motherfucker

fuck you burp so that's Larry We're like this all the time That's Larry Flint And he died this week Of a heart attack He's one thing

He's one of those guys That when he dies He's don't ask questions Right Yeah That should have happened years ago Yeah He was a big fat man

with no broken spine and a hard cock Perfect The American dream Right there He was still rich at the end Yes Yes

So that's a You pour one out To a hero Who might have been molesting his daughter So like Pour it out But pour out gingerly

Yeah Yeah Yeah A couple of dribbles Don't go Don't be too Don't buy the t-shirts Yeah

I get you Yeah Larry Flint Baby Now is hustler Does that still exist Or is that

Dissor I think it's like Playboy Where now it's just a website that has been updated in three years. Right, okay, yeah. Well, Playboy, I think, it's more like, because remember, like, in 2000s,

Playboy was, like, a brand. Yeah, it kind of had, like, reality TV shit, like, the girls of the Playboy Mansion. And then turns out that the Playboy Mansion was basically, like, DACA, fucking just, they were all, like, kept in cages. Yeah, the American soldiers had to, like,

fucking free them. And there's, like, a room full of clear stiletto wheels. Oh, well done, Captain, well done. That's very good. That's very good. Now, see that. That's something you wouldn't even be able to do, okay, with your fucking videos.

Yeah, yeah. You fucking tweet about that, love. You want to ban that, do you? Look, it may have taken me like several hours of horrible, horrific, hateful speech, but that is worth it. You can hang your hat on that now. That's something, I'll hang everything. So I'll say, let's move on to another dude.

Okay. This is even a doodier dude, okay? Doody or dude. Jay Edgar. Yes. Now, I don't know a lot of a Jay Edgar. Now, I watch... He's not the cross-dresser, is he?

He is. Yes. Yes. Now, and he was... Strap in, ladies and gentlemen. I tell you what. Jay Edgar Hoover. Yeah.

I watched the film get a bit of information about this guy. Former head of the FBI, now dead. He was played by Leonardo DiCaprio in the film. Not a great film. Yeah. You know, it's kind of... I've never heard anyone talk about it ever You know, it seems to really like

Fly under the radar I always forget about it Yeah, yeah Which is funny because it's normally the shit I love Yeah, who directed it? Eastwood Played in Eastwood You got fucking Leonard DiCaprio

When we're talking on like 2011? 2011, exactly Very good stuff I remember being excited for it What freak I was Where I was like Oh, I can't wait for that film boys And they're like, who are you?

Why age would you have been then? Uh, 2011 I have no idea 16 Yeah I have strong memories Because they used to post You were like asking a girl out to prom It's like maybe we go see the new

Jay Edgar film together Brian just put down that knife And let her go Shut up This is romance Yeah I remember being like so I remember like going like This is going to be fucking awesome

Yes Yeah Like looking up every now and again On the Wikipedia page See if there's any updates on it Have they finished filming yet? They're probably in post-production now. You're just sending

email to Clint Eastwood's fan website. Is it finished yet? Mr. Eastwood? So, in this film, like, Jake Hover was arguably gay. Yeah, I think there's a lot of speculation that he was gay.

But wasn't he, like, very vocal like anti-gay, right? He talked about, what was it called? It was like the pink scare. The pink scare of like closeted gaming. Yeah, kind of like a takeoff of the red scare. The red scare, but even worse. Even more, yes, even more insidious,

terrifying. At the highest levels of government. Shapeshifting queers. And Samuel Jackson's got to take him out. I'm tired of these motherfucking beeps in this motherfucking Congress. so um what jaker hoover now in now it's interesting is so i watch this and i want to re-watch nixon again the oliver stone ones i haven't seen that i haven't seen that in that yeah jacre hoover is full on a queen bitch really like he he's it's bob hop hoskins okay yeah and he literally

is sunbating in like little tights yeah and he's got like three mexican twinks walking around love it and even tighter tights okay and it's one bit i think one of the twinks eating the prawn he's like give me some of that prawn and the twink gently bends over Hoskins eats it out of his mouth yeah eats it out of his mouth oh yes he's like and then Nixon's like so

this film is written by the guy who wrote milk okay so yeah that's good and it's it's not very interesting at all the most interesting part is like so Jake Hoover he's very classed in the film yeah and he's like he lives with his mother

right and she's like oh you haven't met the right girl yet and he's like he's the head of the FBI living with his mother yeah and and like she's like you gotta dance with more girls j edgar who miss jay jay j Edgar you got to dance with more girl he's like mother maybe i don't like dancing with girls yeah how does he sound or uh he just he's basically his own voice okay i just did it up oh decaprio okay right right right Yeah, and he's like, mother, maybe I don't like dancing with girls. And Judy Dench is like, Do you remember little Billy who lived three blocks down?

They found them wearing a dress one day. A week later, he killed himself. We used to call him Daffy. Daffy? Yeah, short for daffodil. You don't want to be a daffodil, son. I'd rather my son be dead than a daffodil. Wow.

So it's kind of like... That's raw. Yeah. This kind of like wrecks his day, okay? Sure. Gives him a case of the Mondays. But then he goes to the office. He's got to hire a new guy.

Right. And the secretary is like, yeah, she's going through the files. She's like, uh, Roger Stevenson is very good. He, uh, he's married. And Jagger Hoover's like, no. Vito. Yeah. And she's going through the files.

And then she gets to one file. And it's like, oh, yeah, uh, Mr. Tulson here. He, uh, very good work. not very punctual says he doesn't want the FBI to be a full-time job says here he has no interest in women and Jagger Hoover's like

Hmm Hire that man Yeah so it's Army Hammer Oh King Cannibal himself Yes yes Fucking Hannibal Lecter It's funny because in one of the patrons

I was like yeah Army Hammer isn't that bad Leave him alone I've read up about him Doesn't seem great Oh really what have you read Branding women and stuff Yeah, yeah

Like a lot of You know Like Basically very physical Violence and kind of like Bondage and You know Rape fantasies

But that just went over the line And he full on Would hurt them A lot Well I'll tell you Jake or Hoover Would have fucking loved him Yeah

Yeah Yeah okay Because in this film It's like You're really in my He becomes like His number two man Army Hammer

Right And they've got kind of like Um Yeah Very nice suit you're wearing Really suits you same to you

because they're very like you know they can't be like give me a bit of that cock yeah give me that hot fucking cock

and eventually army hammer becomes like this vice president or whatever of the FBI of the FBI right okay

and then you know at the end it's kind of like army ham a jagger has to marry a woman just to look good

what they call that a beard a beard yeah and then fucking army hammer's all like you played me for

a fool in cries and shit you know what they're like you know heads of FBI I mean I don't want to do your dirty work now at the end they died and they were buried right beside each other so they were full on together were they or apparently they would go

to like gay resorts that well they weren't like Markers gay you mean resorts and they just went there and you're like gay resorts this is true anytime they went to Walmart they're going to gay Walmart well this is true I heard that

They used to go to the horse racing a lot And there was an area There's a stand Of the horse racing That was reserved for like Homosexuals Why? But it wasn't like

It wasn't like It wasn't like they had it roped off And it said homoes only But it was like no one that like Yeah the whole The gay The gay guys will hang out around there In a stand

Of a race course Yeah So would they fuck or like? No it wouldn't fuck It was just like The stand there It'd be like That's a nice suit you have

Oh I see Right, okay, that's where they make connections Yeah, it's kind of like, it's very kind of like subtle You have to be very subtle back down like Yeah, I like the way you're bulge Is bulgy Yes, yeah Other things with Jaeger Hoover

He apparently had the largest collection of pornography In the world at one point Really? He loved pornography He had a huge collection of naked celebrities For like blackmail Oh really? Yeah, yeah

Didn't he kind of like he was one of the first to develop the sort of sexual blackmail angle? Right, right. Now, wouldn't you say he loved pornography? Well, we don't know if he was like, fucking give me some of that. He just like collecting it. Okay, and like gay, straight.

Whatever he gets hands on. So, child porn? Well, I don't, it didn't go into detail on that. I should type it in, but... Beastiality? You know what? Whatever your imagination can think of, double that. Okay.

I'll tell you, speaking of sexual blackmail. Who's he blackmail? Someone's wife. Yeah. One of the president's wives. Okay Well fuck It's written here somewhere

Yeah Talk for a second Okay Owee Hey kids Eleanor Roosevelt Apparently Elnor Roosevelt

Was it Loved Pussy Almost as much As she hated Jews Wow Yeah that That's That's quite an epitaph

To the world Isn't it Yeah Here lies Eleanor Roosevelt Loved Pussy Almost as much As she hated Jews

So he had dirt almost as much he had dirt on her he also sent a suicide letter to MLK remember that no what was that so basically MLK was going to get Nobel Peace Prize okay and the American government was like we cannot allow

this okay because this is going to give people bad ideas sure yeah homie okay so Jay Edgar Hoover wrote a letter to MLK basically being like we know about your fares and just one

thing you can do that will end all this and put everyone else out of their misery do this or else we will leak it and they were like we meant not accept a Nobel Prize

everyone was like this sounds like you're telling them to kill himself it's even called the JFK suicide letter they were the same person yeah yeah okay that's interesting

I never knew about that you also had a lot of dirt on the Kennedy obviously. And allegedly the mafia has some dirt on him. Because he never in his time in office

agreed to the mafia existed. Oh really? Never except he's always like, that's fantasy talk. Oh, okay. So they reckon they had him over a barrel. Literally. Hey, now where is the cross-dressing thing come in? Where did that rumor start?

I think he just like would hang out with a lot of like, I forget who, there's a lot of like, older kind of female celebrities he would hang out with. Yeah, yeah. And he kind of like, you know, they're partying. Oh, I like that dress. Yeah, let me try it on. Yeah, it's like, I'm just joking, but

there is rumours that like, well, all people have said this all. Yeah. And... But really, I mean, you know, there's a difference between, like, putting on a dress as a goof and being like, you know, an action... Everybody at some point is, like, put on women's clothes as a, like,

laugh, you know. I do it like three, four times a month as a goof. Yeah, just by myself in the bathroom. I put on some Brian Kennedy and, you know, light some candles and just waltz with my body pillow dressed in a ball gown. And it's just a fucking laugh because I'm one of the lads. And then you're like, I hope no one takes a picture of me and blackmail is made, but no one cares. No one cares, yeah. Now, I do it out in the garden and nobody the neighbours are just like

I've hurt your eyes children he's at it again yeah so yeah Jake or Hoover what else they use a lot of old age makeup in it

that looks weird okay it looks all right with fucking decaprio but with army hammer it looks wrong right okay

it looks like a completely different person yeah and the the the mouth move stuff like that it doesn't match really I get you

and then army hammer was like after it was like you don't get it it was done the makeup was bad on purpose because it was made

to look like of the era oh okay yeah so you didn't understand that you idiot and I remember thinking back then

there's something wrong with that army hammered I bet he's a cannibal yeah yeah the only thing I've ever seen him

in that I liked was a free fire that Ben Wheatley film you've seen that I never saw he's good in that and you know

obviously social network he's fine but yeah he's never really blown me away in terms of his ability as an actor

or performance wise so I really don't give a shit that he's cancelled or whatever like it's no like with Kevin Spacey like Kevin Spacey is a fantastic actor I loved watching him so I was really bummed

when I found out that he's a you know Pito or whatever when he got stitched up yeah yeah by those mouthy little near dwells yeah but you know what I mean

it's like a loss in terms of like he was a great performer but now like with Army Hammer I'm like yeah whatever gives a shit like fuck it

I mean if anyone the least cancelled person in the world would probably be Army Hammer Yeah, what do you mean? Like, just the amount of money he has Well, yeah, that's true, yeah And like... He comes from, like, you know, he's old money.

There's a Hammer Museum. It's Hemetat! Yeah. There's like a museum full of like some of the most expensive... I think it's in L.A. or something like that. It's got like some of the most expensive paintings in the world

his own by his family. Yeah, because like his great, great grandfather was like a fucking oil tycoon. He was literally a billionaire in the 1900s, you know? Like back when it really bent something. Full on, you drank my milkshake. Yeah, yeah, literally.

So yeah, that's, uh, that's, that's, uh, what are we talking about? Oh, we're talking about dudes. Dudes. J. Edgar Hoover. So that's another dude. Tell you what, I've got so many dudes left. Maybe we'll leave it till another day. Hang on, because we did mention Tiger Woods, but we are at an hour.

Yeah. And we can't unjust, we can't, like, disgrace the name of Tiger Woods by just going like, And yeah, he fuck some bitches Anyway Well, that is kind of all he did Really, isn't it? Yeah Fuck some bitches

Great golfer Yeah The documentary, just real quick Was I really enjoyed it I really liked it You got me into golf Yeah, well I'm not into golf Like fuck golf

I don't give a shit Oh, it changed my life Change your life You know, it's so funny I was like Just Tiger Woods documentary's good I might watch another golf documentary So the other way everyone's like

Nickles Jack Nichols Jack Nichols he had like 17 and Woods had like 15. Yeah. Okay, so Woods is always like trying to chase after that, okay?

Yeah. Equal or even go above it, okay? Right, right, right. So I was like, I might watch this Jack Nichols documentary. The most mundane, I was good at golf. Yeah.

And I said, I'm going to play golf. And I played golf for many years. And after a while, I started getting bad at golf. But then I said, I better get good at golf again. So I trained. even harder and then I got good at golf again and then I went

home and I had missionary sex and my wife and I didn't like it I only thrusted the appropriate number of times I ejaculated cried hit my wife and that's how our son was born yeah okay

and that's how Jack Nicholson was born Hey my dad was a fucking golf man okay well we go We're literally, yeah, we're adding hours. But I want to, I'll tell you what, we'll do real quick, okay. I'll just run through some of the films I've watched.

Okay. Because we did this last time, remember? And we got, like, I think like one good thing out of it. And then we got all those emails saying, please never do that again. It was awful. Yeah, but God loves a trier. Yeah, yeah. You there's wins.

So, oh, I watched some things you would hate. How do you know? The laundromat. Oh, wait, that's a sudden. Yeah Yeah, I've heard That's about the Panama Papers

Yeah Yeah, is that good? No You especially would not like it Why not? Let me describe So spoil alert For the Panama

The laundromat Okay Panama Papers Yeah So it starts off And it's Meryl Streep Don,

Click off Leave the house It's Merrill Street Stab a homeless man And kick his dog To get out the anger It's very much Trying to be

The Big Short Oh, right But it's failing at the being a big short. So it's Gary Oldman and what's his name fucking Bardem Javier. Javier Bar Dem?

I think that's it. Yeah. I might be getting mixed up with someone else. But anyways, these two guys talking to the camera the whole time about like, let me explain, and they're doing real exaggerate, like, good evening everybody, let me explain how the Panama Papers works. Money laundering is so cool.

Like it's like an S&L thing, all right? And there's, there's starts off Merrill Streep's in a little boat with James Cromwell and they're like

oh I loved it we're sightseeing and a wave comes and the boat gets knocked over James Cromwell drowns the debt he's in it

for like seconds okay and then Merrill Streep's like oh no my husband's dead but the insurance company will give us something right and then the insurance company are like

oh actually we were owned by a bigger company and that's gone bankrupt so you're getting nothing now Yeah, yeah. She's like, what? And they're like, yeah, we're also banked, like, we've all lost their jobs.

Everyone's fucked here. She's like, welcome to big school love, right? Your husband's dead, move on. Yeah, fuck off. So Merrill Streep's like, well, I'm going to get to the bottom of this and find out where the money is. So you're kind of like, oh, okay, I guess, like, going to be like, fucking a little old lady cracks this big conspiracy. But instead, it's fucking like a multiple story. It's like three different stories going on.

Okay. so it's like her investigating the conspiracy and then like a fucking a black guy cheating on his wife and his daughter finds out

and then the other one is like a British guy trying to do a deal with the Chinese government right okay and it all happens and none of it's very good and during the film

so Merrill Streep is trying to find out in Gary Oldman's office there's like a woman that works from like his secretary she's got big glasses and a big glasses and a big wig, wonder if you can see where this is going and she's like doing like a very exaggerated

like, oh yeah, hello I am your secretary. Is she like undercover? And you're like, is that Meryl Streep? Oh no, really? The whole time we're like, is that Meryl Streep? I'm so distracted by this and you're like, I think this is Meryl Streep and the film goes on and there's no real

resolution to anything. Okay. And this is how it ends, okay? The lady with the wig pulls it off it's Meryl Streep Okay Merrill Streep walks off the set Oh no

Sits down on a chair Oh no And says my name's Meryl Streep Oh no We need to work together To stop this from happening again It's up to all of us As a democracy

That is vile That is grotesque Yeah That makes me sick I saw it and I was like This is like Cripton Night for James Dear God

Oh I actually want to like kill myself. The only way to get worse if it literally came up with like a Joe Biden thing and was like, you know who to vote for?

And like, did you at least find it informative about like the whole Panama papers? I genuinely feel like I learned nothing from it. Because there is 192 the kind of stuff

we learn about is like millionaires are making more money than ever before. Yeah. The one percent it's like just numbers.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also one weird thing in it, one stage Gary Oldman's like, you know, the American companies don't even pay tax at all. They set up small companies in a little state that has basically zero income tax.

Even the director of this film has a company there. He, he. It's like, okay. Okay, so that's Sodenberg being like, I'm going to get shit for this. But if I mentioned the film, they can't give me shit for this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Self-awareness is always the old get-house.

You can basically get away with doing or saying anything as long as you're self-aware and ironic, you know what I mean? Kind of like ours on his podcast. Yes, we are basically Gary Oldman. Oh, yeah, we are podcasters. Oh, yeah. You would not believe all comedian

that make racist sexes joke even the host of these podcasts. But I'll never tell. Yeah, that sounds fucking awful. Yeah, I was surprised by how Sodenberg, and I like him, oh, it's Antonio. Banderas.

Not Javier Bardem. Yeah, yeah, that's it. But, like, Stonenberg, I feel like a lot. He's like, he's like, oh, I'm trying something new with this film.

Yeah. Doesn't, it doesn't have to be good. I'm going to see if it works. It doesn't work. All right, next thing. And people are still like, you tried, though. Yeah, you tried not working.

I actually haven't seen, like, I've seen a good few of his, but like, uh, traffic is really good. I like, I've never seen sex lies in videotape. Have you seen, that? No, I didn't like the title. Sounds disturbing and rude. Videotape.

Yeah, I can't even look at a VHS without jizzing myself. Just gets me off. I don't know what it is. Yeah, anyway. You know, because, like, on the back of a VHS, you've got those two white holds. Just stick your cock right in, like, yeah. Get all wet. Yes, yeah. And then try to play Moon Raker afterwards. That's the only reason those holds exist, the VHS. They serve no purpose in how it functions or its mechanism.

Those holds are just there for you to stick your prick in and bust the nut. That's, you know, that's, you know, that's, you know, that's the Cadden methodology anyway. Okay, what are on? So, yeah, we are over an hour there. Over an hour, yeah. I think this was good. Yeah. I think this is good.

I had fun. Yeah. I had a cake, I feel. You had some cake. Look, that was, that was a dude zone for the dudes. The dudes zone. The dudes zone. All the dudes.

Yeah. Now on, this is the only going to be... And then you ruined it with Meryl Streep. You fucking beta-cuck, bitch. Oh, God, it was... We were just hanging out of your dude's own. It was just broskies kicking it, and you ruined it. Such a terrible film, man.

Yeah, yeah. It's all coming back to me now. Like, remember I was telling you about the black guy who was cheating on his wife? Yeah. The kind of, like, drama of that whole thing was like... The daughter's like, I'm going to tell mummy. And he's like, if you... Uh, if you don't tell him.

Well, I will give you company worth one billion dollars. Nice. Yeah, she's like, no, no, my mother's trust is more important. Idiot. Yeah, but listen, though, it's a nice little twist on this, okay? At the end, she kind of goes like, okay, I'll accept it. So she kind of sells her soul in a way. Yeah.

But then it turns out the company was also owned by the same company owned insurance company. So they get fucked over as well. And then Gary Olman's like, sorry. Sorry about that Yeah I want to play something for you When we're done here Just you'd be like

Is this Is this S&L? Yeah Yeah Well I don't know Yeah Is this Kate McKinnon

Doing a Gary Oldman Impression What's happening here? Okay Yeah And I assume It wasn't well received either No

No Okay When did it even come out Like 2017 2019 19 19 Okay Yeah

Because I remember like Reading the What do you call it like um you know like the little description about it and i see the casum on sodenberg i was like oh shit this could actually be really good and then i see it got like like 20 something percent on rotten tomatoes i was like it's always interesting when you have all the elements on paper that seem like it would be good and then it just goes to shit what's funny is this like obviously i didn't like it but you'd feel like if it was a tiny bit better all these fucking dumb

constantly like it's actually so powerful and it's educational as well and it made me think and Meryl Streep was a revelation Newcomer Meryl Streep has opened my eyes to female acting It's about time Meryl Streep got a break in Hollywood

Yeah But like even Even they didn't like it No one liked it Just unredeemable Just when she did that I was actually looked Even there was no one with me

I kind of looked around like this can't be real I'm just on my own in my room being like do you're doing a double take yeah just the record scratch yeah yeah yeah

they can't who just because they probably thought like you know what it's such an important issue we should break the fort wall and who do people trust most in this world

Merrill Streep yeah yeah of course don't watch the fucking Will Forte and Jerry from Rick and Morty oh Chris Porn

now? Yeah, they show up for like seconds. Okay. In like a comedy sketch where they get killed by Mexicans. Nice. That is funny.

Uh, yeah. White man being murdered by Mexicans? Now, if those Mexicans at the end has showed up, you know, if Merrill Streep's talking, then the Mexicans show up. Chopper head off. Yeah.

Then would change the whole thing. That would be a real dudes film. Yeah. By anyway, yeah, so this is dude's show now. Yeah. It's nonstop NFL talk, NBA talk. all the balls

yeah yeah fucking this be honest with you honey if you're expecting more bachelor talk

I'm done with that yeah bachelor more like snatchular what shut up

shut your fucking advice yeah I don't need to be witty when I have a gun just remember that love

all right oh god put it down no all right yeah yeah this is a fun one now

yeah we'll end it there We probably should I handed it like 10 minutes ago. And keep being dudes. Keep being dudes. Dudes being dudes. Yeah, yeah. Good luck, honey.

Feel no sham. Bye.