Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 106 : Veronica Gear-Hun

Episode Date: February 25, 2021

It's alright 'cause I'm saved by the bell

shut up building you don't understand the young people we like to get high and date rape each other oh you're wacky kids yeah it really was

the voice of a generation you know and Screece comes in they've got our DNA Zach what are we got to do shut up Screech you dork yeah so yeah

we were talking about Veronica Gehrin we were like let's talk about Dustin Diamond up top because they're very similar people did a lot to tackle Irish organized crime in their own way

in their own way so by talk you know what before we talk about Veronica Gehran let's do a little bit of advice so I've got some advice here and I want to get your opinion on this okay Dr. Cadden just before we go straight into like all the murder and like all the women getting shot

and all that's a bit of levity first yes yes so my husband always wants me to wear a bra while their stepson is around. Okay. I accidentally revealed a nipple, just a nipple, while bending over in a robe,

and ever since I think my husband is jealous. Of the stepson? Yeah, because he's been watching all those porn videos, so he sees what happens when he leaves the room. Yeah. It's funny, he's jealous, like,

I have large-ish breasts, boobs. Large-ish. Yeah, I want to be comfortable in my own home. Of course. Is there a happy medium in comfort,

not hurting my husband's feelings. But she doesn't want to wear her bra, is that it? She wants to be comfortable at home. It's not like she's walking around the shops with them jiggling around, you know? Yeah, I mean, free the nipple, that's what I say. I don't know, whatever, yeah. Look, put on some clothes, you smelly whore. No, that's problematic and regressive.

No, that's what the husband said. Yes, that's what he said. You were doing a character there. Yes, I was doing a character. Oh, I love that. The old get-out. I was doing a character and it's always a lie

I dressed as Joseph Gerbils in character so what is it just a case of like you drop that drop that husband fuck the stepson and teach him a lesson yeah yeah yeah I think it's like they should have like a competition

and whoever can make the mom come first is the new alpha yeah so they have like a contest now I've seen porn where that literally happens yeah that's that's how adults solve their problems in the real world? I've also seen porn and I assume this is what actually happens

and if I have the family I'd be like we have to try it is like the step siblings be arguing a lot and then the weirdly ripped dad would be like I don't know what to do with these kids I can't handle you you're always fighting and touching each other and giggling

and the mother who has very large fake breasts for some reason is always like you know what we'll do I read about this new therapy we'll all get naked and that will help us connect spiritually okay all right

and that seems to work for them it always has a happy end right right right so it's like it's kind of like puppet therapy you know you put the puppet on your hand and then you act out fisting your own mother

yeah okay that's good I like that I can only assume it works because I've watched Pornhub and that's warped my mind it sounds like a good video don't know. Please I'll send it to you. Send it to me.

You know what? I want to send it to you. I'll put it on a DVD. I'll act it out for you. Yeah. Get those ugly, ugly porn stars away. Just me. To go back to your question, the advice, I guess just be more conscious of not flashing your nipples at your steps on. And, you know, whenever it's just you alone in the house, feel free to strut around nude. Okay, what? Now, didn't say what age the steps on is, which is a big. you know. Okay.

Because what if I'm walking around in my robe with me cock out? Yeah, yeah. And your stepson tries to rape you? Yeah, well if my stepson gets too horny. This is the problem I have. Okay. So you have to find a balance. Yeah. I think drop the husband, lady.

Yeah, get that stepson. That's my advice for all these. Drop the husband, bitch. You don't need him. Bang the stepson. Who cares if he's legal or not? It don't matter. Right. Yeah. Next question. Yeah. My husband is an amateur magician.

Okay Oh wow Drop the husband Yeah Straight away His dream Is to open up A magic teamed restaurant

Oh wow That's awful No listen to this Okay I have to pitch this to you now The place would be full of magical props To entertain customers

Yes Okay so for instance Yeah You a magician Can bring a girl To the place Okay Yeah yeah yeah

And she'll think she's getting Normal meal Right They'll be full of, like, fake chairs and, like, fake knives. Okay. You know, just to give her a good fright, which you love. Yeah. Now, he says it's his dream, and he wants to take our savings.

Yeah. And put it into... Open the restaurant. Open this magic restaurant. Okay, yeah. Not, now, I can't stress this enough. This isn't the case of, like, you're eating food, and there's a guy on stage doing magic. Okay.

It's not that. Right. That would be lame. Oh. This is the tables made out of cheese. It's interactive. Yeah, yeah. Just like the Faulty Towers Live show.

No, I'm not familiar. If you're like me and you've gone. Literally nobody apart from you knows what that is. But okay. It's, oh, it's fun. It's like they act out an episode. Yeah. In while you're having dinner.

Yeah. So you're eating your chicken. There's a guy over there whacking an immigrant. Nice. Yeah, beating an immigrant with a stick. And then Russell Brown called so up. Oh, fuck. your grand also.

Yeah. It's my little cocky walk. So back to this. Okay. So this guy wants to open a magic restaurant. Yeah. He wants to put his money in it. He's like, look, I've, we've supported your dream. You had kids. I've done

everything you want to do. This is my thing. Yeah. Okay. We're going to do it. Right. End of. Well, I mean, it really, it's like, essentially what she's asking there is do I let my husband, uh, blow all of our life savings and force us into bankruptcy

and possibly homelessness or do I just keep stum do I just keep smiling like my whole life where he does a trick and have to pretend I'm like oh that's good imagine she's like I'm sorry we can't I can't be with you

so you have to decide it's either me or the restaurant he goes to the restaurant and it becomes fucking huge he becomes a millionaire there's like a new reality show Gordon Ramsey's Magic Kitchen you call out a rabbit in a hat you fucking idiot

you worthless scum fuck you I love the idea of like he's like an amateur one as well it's not like he's professional so he's amateur but like she leaves him he's like I'm going to end it

and he cuts himself in half yeah it doesn't seem like a good idea even like fucking Chris Angel would have difficulty getting this working even if Penn and Teller

tried to open this it probably would flop you know i mean but how big is magic i mean there are magic enthusiasts in the world well a magic restaurant this isn't a thing that we know about you know it's not like like oh yeah yeah and again i cannot stress stress i know this is stressify i cannot stressify yeah yeah you're getting all intellectual eyes so it's not like oh they're doing magic over there i have a nice meal this is like you walk in and you see coffee in a cup yeah and you pick it up it's actually hard right yeah it's like oh i'd be

been tricked. I've been bamboozled. So you can't even enjoy your fucking meal. Like everything's like, I'll tell you what they'd probably do. They were like, here's your chicken. They'd like lift it up. It's a live chicken. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, cool, but like I paid for a meal. Oh, don't be shit crack. Come on. Enjoy the whimsy of it all. Yeah, no, I don't know. Look, I could be wrong, but I don't think that's a good investment. I think this woman is right to, you know, raise some concerns about it and

have any concern at all will be like even if she's just like I don't know that's like big understatement yeah he's taking the life savings here yeah he's like you know the kids college funds don't need it we'll use magic yeah I know Billy's got leukemia

but I'll be able to ala-cazam it away and he'll be all better he doesn't need chemo he needs primo meals at low low prices yeah Yeah, so those are two questions. Now, do you want to do one more?

You want to go to Veronica Gehr. Go one more, the trifecta. Yes, yes. I hope you save the best for last. They always say rule of trees, okay? Now, the best for last is a very kind of like, it's up to you now. Yeah. So I have a few questions here.

Let me see which one I will like. Now, I don't want to get anything too sexist. Okay. A lot of these, oh no, a lot of these are. You want to save that out for Veronica Gehran. Yeah, yeah. Well, like, you know what, I think we can. Get a little bit sexist.

Why not? If you can imagine such a thing, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they'll be giving out about us on Twitter. Finally. Oh, no, here's a kind of simple one, okay? My daughter told me my skin looks nice. Okay.

I'm white. Okay. Okay. Should I be concerned? What the fuck is race got to do with your skin looks nice? She's white. Is the daughter also white? Yeah.

Well, then what's the... so like you shouldn't like white people's skin is that her this must be the guardian this is uh this is slate slate yeah whatever dumb dumb irrelevant questioning okay here's a better one then okay yeah my daughter better said i like your skin i want to wear it give me your skin that'd be awesome like yeah that'd be like that's magic i don't want to stifle her creativity but should i let her skin me alive and wear my flesh on her face also I'm white

so is it problematic yeah okay here's a better one then my daughter is very developed oh end of question he's just bragging he just writes to every magazine he could find

ta-da okay she's 13 and likes to wear revealing clothes and she likes to post it on Instagram a lot yes How do I tell her to stop without slut shaming her? Now, there's a lot of variables in this.

This is a tricky one. This is a tricky one. It's a case-by-case thing as well. This could be like a Ned Flanders type being like, oh, her ankles. Or it could be like a fucking guy being like, do you have to wear three strap-ons? Yeah, plus she's 13, she's a child. I guess, you know, without,

obviously tackle it in a way like look you're very young and i just be concerned that there's creepy predators out there pervin on you in instagram but also take the angle of you're 13 i'm your father when you're under my roof you live by my rules and i'm sorry i don't want to slut shame you but i i'm uncomfortable with this or whatever because she's still a child you know she's a child so i think no is that like a regressive me being like are people like oh you sex is big or whatever. I mean, I don't know. Well, let's just say to...

She is a child living under his roof. Let's just make it more specific, okay? She's wearing like a little cut top. Yeah. It's a little bit, wasn't designed for 13 year olds. Right. I'll say that. And she's like, cut her shorts a bit, you know.

She's like all three in your clothes to make a sexier, okay? Well, it's not like, it's not like crazy. Like she's like dressed like a geisha or anything like that. Which is the sluggiest thing. That's the sexiest outfit you can think of. Yeah, I couldn't think. It's not like she's dressed like, I don't know, Robin. Right, okay.

Well, what do you think? Personally, I'd say he has a right to tell her how to behave when he's living under her roof. Not in a regressive, you know, cover-up, you-ho type way. I don't mean it like that. Obviously, I'm not going at it like that. Ah, whatever. Maybe that's how it's coming across. Dress up like a geisha.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Put on the makeup or get out. I don't know. What do you think? I think, remember eight simple rules? Boy, do I. John Ritter. That end of story. Tell her to dress up and then dive at heart attack.

And then David Spade will come and live at your house. No, no. It's like, Uncle CJ, is these clothes to revealing? Oh, not at all, my dear. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I think I'd be kind of a cunty dad. But I'd be like kind of honest. Hey, you don't like it?

And it probably isn't fair. But guess what? You're in the tool house now. You're in the tools. Oh, welcome to my house. The tool shed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We live in the tool shed because I lost all my money in a podcast-teemed restaurant.

Wow. I bet you we could do that. A podcast. People like, yeah, we like do live episodes in a restaurant while people eat. No, I taught him, no, I'd be teams. Like, on the menu, there's like a Joe Rogan section where you can get like elk. And then like... And DMT for dessert.

Yeah, and then like the Mark Maranting just be like, what, antidepressants? Yeah, I guess, yeah. Who else? Oh, you have Burke Reuter cocktails. Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then who else is the pod? Chappo Trap House, um, government cheese. you wanted socialism you got it now eat your cheese you have to eat rats now

like venezuela and you pay for your meal with food stamps yeah yeah very yeah very good political stuff thank you uh all other podcast um i can't think of any podcasts now um comtown where it's just jiz yeah i don't know jiz uh i can't because i listen to a lot of um sports team podcast now what about the two johnny is what it's chicken fillet rolls A chicken stuff with Tato. Pints. Yeah. A full pint with glass and everything in a chicken.

Yeah. Or It Gals, they just give you a knife because they want you to kill yourself. Because they hate men with mental health problems. Remember, we teamed up with them. Now we're friends with them. Whether they like or not. Now we're best friends with them. We're best bestie buddies.

What would they? Persecrele. Perceco. I mean, that's the easiest thing to say. Yeah, good one. Yeah. Let's end it there. It's good to know when a riff is done.

Okay. Yeah, we can't get any more blood out of the stone. Yeah. So that's so that's like, I would be like, hey, you don't like it, but guess what? It's not fair. And life isn't fair, honey. Yeah. Now, cover them up because they make me sick. And they make everyone sick. I was talking to your principal. He said he's bulimic now because of you. And you're giving your mother, she's flat as an ironboard. Look at her. Oh, yeah, look at your mother. Yeah. We are tit out. Your mother, now she's a girl. woman so you can walk around with her tits out all the time whether we like it or not and we don't because they're

just oh god they're too nice they're too bodacious what are we talking I like how you said oh I don't want to get too sexist here yeah anyway what are we at we're 20 minutes then we talk with Veronica Gehran we've opened the doors now now we can have fun so Veronica Geeran

yeah now this all started because they released a documentary in the BBC about the Kinnahin yes their ties to boxing Daniel Kinnahen basically he runs Allegedly Well not allegedly He runs that boxing

No Whatever Okay so he's associated with that boxing company That has I guess Tyson Fury It'd be the biggest Boxer Yeah but I didn't realize how big there

I thought to have like a few No they're like big time And they've monopolized it Basically they've got all the boxers From other promoters So Barry McGuigan Yeah he's from Monaghan Whoh Barry

Baza Yeah he's from Clonis And he's given out. Daniel Canaan tuck all my boxers. I can just say, you know, I'm coming out against him. Yeah. He's got the old ra lads protecting him so he can say what he

wants. Yeah. It is funny how like, again, allegedly how the Kinnahins went from like allegedly little lads on bike selling heroin to like offices in Dubai and like negotiating with ESPN prices and like

But like I mean it's boxing. It's been it's always been corrupt and tied up with organized crime. How's this any different? I love how unregulated is still. Yeah, it's ridiculous. Like, I mean, it's just, yeah, like hundreds of millions of dollars

flowing through it every year. I mean, it's just, yeah, whatever. And what they can do is, because they seem to be getting money from other places, I won't say, where. They don't need to get, like, big commissions up front from boxers. Yeah.

So they just be like, yeah, basically like, you get like, what was it, like 80% of the profit, something like that would just take 20 because it's more like building the brand and shit. Exactly, yeah, yeah, yeah. And to make even worse, Paul Meskilden got involved. Yeah, what was the happen?

He shot Franca Gehrin. Ballyhaughness. Yeah, yeah. So he just shoved a bunch of Denny's sausages in her pussy. You sick, sick man. That's not normal people behavior, Paul. Oh, wow. God, Cadden's on fire.

How could they hate us? Anyway, so yeah. So he was training in a gym and he was like, that was owned by Daniel Kenahan. Yeah, and he was like, sure, I didn't know, but. Yeah, how would he know? Oh, really? I thought like, or would you?

I thought you kind of know. If you're in the boxing world. But he's not in the boxing world. He was just working out, you know, keeping that bod tight. That sick bod. I suppose. That sick, sweet bod, bod, keeping it tight. That is essential work.

Oh, my God. What's he doing over there, I wonder? I wonder is he filming something. Probably. He won an Emmy. He's big. I wonder what he's working on now I think he beat Hugh Jackman

In a fight Just battered him It's like yeah take that Wolverine Yeah you big musical cunt Yeah yeah No I think I think Jackman was nominated

For those for those Emmys as well And I don't think he got anything I'm just gonna look up real quick What the Mesco is doing Okay He studied in the Lear De Lear De Lear

The Lear It's like an acting Oh okay Alright right So I'm not I'm not cultured enough to know that shit you wouldn't be allowed no

from the streets they're all talking about it and then you walk in they'll shh there he is so his next two films are the lost daughter and then Carmen

let's see what the lost daughter's about okay with Maggie Jalenhall is based in a book nope two of the things I hate the most literature and the Jillenhalls

the next film is called Carmen it's a musical drama oh see Jackman would love it and they'd like kick them in the curb Well that's what you get Get out of the way old man It's time for the fresh blood

We saw his flaccid penis I've never seen yours Hugh Jackman So until you rectify that Good sir There'll be no more acting jobs for you Go on you Aussie, cunt Make the effort

Let me see it Let me see Is your cock retractable Like those aluminium claws Yeah So Mesco was in trouble then he'd apologize and we all moved on.

It was funny on Twitter people were like Paul Meskla is done hope you enjoyed your career little man because you you are in the garbage

you're done yeah do you know me like people really just oh get off and that's so much like I'm gonna ruin them yes

yes we got him we got him I don't know why I hate him but we got him we got him so yeah Daniel Kenehanhan

and you know they're tied up a box in and what was that little He made his own movie. Yeah, it's brilliant. Was it, like, he made his own documentary. He made a 15-minute short film called, like, Regency, The Truth.

The Search for Truth or something like that, yeah. I think in the film, he said that they were all out to get him. Like, it wasn't actually the Kinnahins who shot up that boxing thing with the Hodges. It was actually the Gardee, and they were trying to frame the Kinnahs. No, they were after the Daniel Kinnahin, okay, because they're trying to rig the election. what election the general election yeah the general election yeah

yeah it was all part of the master Leo's master Leo was in the hotel yeah he was in the hotel yeah pumping lead in the motherfuckers because he's that's why he loves yeah yeah but yeah that's what kinning him was saying in that

that he's like it's all part of the plan I was looking for that I couldn't find it yeah I think they took it down probably yeah and no one's bothered to like you know put a prime wire or like Amazon Prime Okay, so this kind of reading about the

Kenanans got you, got your little investigative prick hard for some more dirt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, you know what? This case needs to be shook up. Time to solve this mother. Yeah, I got, I got a board, I got a white board, and I got like bits of

things to stick in it. Red twine, yeah. And I got real into the Irish crime world. And you can't talk about Irish crime without talking about Vic what's it whatever her name is

Veronica Veronica that bitch yeah that busy body Veronica I know I said Victoria

Gehran Veronica Gehran Victoria Beckham yeah so Veronica Gehran okay yeah they made a film

about her they did starring Kate Planchett yeah and directed by Joel Schumacher Joel Schumacher

yeah now what you think of it did you like that film I haven't seen it in a while but I remember

really liking it when I saw it like it Like, I thought it was a really good, like, Irish drama and, like, because it's like, you know, it's a history lesson because I didn't really know the specifics of the case because, what was it, 96 that happened? I think 96, yeah. Yeah, see, I was a child, like, so I didn't really, really. I was, yeah. Lying about your age still, aren't you?

Yeah, I mean, I was, you know, only in my late 20s. Like that Hollywood actress, he's like, oh, I'm 30 years young. Who, Margot Robbie? No, I'm just in general. like that's a stereotype like they're all lying you're proud of that bit are you did that go well for you well you kind of ruined it I ruined it yeah yeah well obviously

I was going to defend myself it was up to you had you had commitment in the bit you would have made it work but you did it's crumbled I crumbled you did like a house of cards let's talk about Veronica Geeran let's do it so let's stop talking about the lead up let's uh so the film Veronica Gehrin okay

we start off and she's like already she's awesome she's got parking tickets yeah she's speaking eating. She plays by her own rules. Yeah, yeah. She's Kate Blanchett and she does a very good job. She is actually very good. Like, how was, again, been a while

since I've seen it, how was the accent? You know what? I didn't notice it at all, which is a good thing. So that's a good thing. Yeah, yeah. She did a very good job, then, if I didn't notice it. And she's not overdue. And she's like, oh, joys is, oh, bloody hell, I'm Veronica Gehrin. Oh, I'm just a bloody Irish bird. You know, I mean, it's all the crimes.

going on? So she's driving along she's in court okay because they're like you're driving too hard solving too many crimes she's like fuck you judge you're a menace. Yeah and the judge is actually reading one of articles Oh yeah? Yeah he's like we're all aware of you

I've seen those pictures of you on Instagram with your big dits and you're only 13 cover up so she's driving back she beat the case Right she's driving back Was that a speeding case

speeding thing, yeah. She drives out of court speeding as well. She's on the phone as well onto her husband's like... Smoking some crack. Yeah, I got away with it. I can get away with anything

because I'm a white woman. I am a god. Yeah. I'll never die. Yeah. And then she stops at a red light. Guy pulls up on a bike pulls the trigger.

Skiddy, bap, but two years earlier. Oh, so we cut to black and it's two years earlier. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Holy shit. I'm not ready for this. Yeah, that's a little trick of the trade.

How do you do that? how could you be in the present but then go back to the past but they already shot her how could they use Kate Blanche anymore she must have been dead was it like a weekend at Bernie's situation

weekend at Gereens she's just like walking around like with sunglasses on oh John Gilligan I'm going to get you yeah so it's 1990s heroin is the new big thing it sure is

everyone's doing it even 12 year olds you know fucking an unhealthy amount of it they're in the flats aren't they she like goes into the flats and there's just like young junkie kids saying here I'll ride you for money or I'll stab you with this AIDS needle

take your pick yeah you're into some mad shit Sophie's choice you want me to cut off my own fingers and eat them for your amusement and it's fucking one of the love hate guys in it's yeah Elmo yeah Elmohs in it

Lawrence Kinahan I think his name is ho ho any relation well anyway in this Elmo is proper, like, you know, he's been broken down. He's like, he's like, you're going to have sex in me if you want, but my ass is so loose, it won't even feel like it. You could put

your entire foot in my anal cavity, and I wouldn't feel a thing. Like, literally, in it, there's like toddlers, like, playing with needles, like going, whew, airplane, in my mouth. Here comes the airplane, chill, chill.

And she's investigating, okay? And then we see for a brief minute, It's more like a cameo, Martin Cahill. Oh, the general. He shows up in it very quickly. He's not in it that much because he gets knocked off later on. He does. He gets bumped off.

But he has a good little scene of him being like, yeah, I'm going to torture you. I'm the general. Going to cut off your arms and your legs. Who is he talking to? Just some guy who got tied up. Oh, okay. Or a suspected rat or a Protestant. Yeah, one of those, okay?

Worse. And then he cuts off their legs. We see like the legs all cut off and shit. Nice. And we thought this in school, do I tell you? What, the teacher put it on in school? Yeah, yeah, when... I think my history teacher played it for us as well in school.

See, I taught everyone did. Yeah. I was talking to some people who are like, they showed you that. Secondary school? Secondary school, yeah, yeah, yeah. But here's the thing, they're all Dublin people who come from better stock than us. Plus, it's probably a bit more closer to home for them

because, like, it happened on their doorstep. I suppose, you might have not shown it, yeah. Whereas, like, in my school, it's like, hey, or look at this, hey, the big fucking Jack Eind's got the legs cut off them. They're all doing the heroin and reading newspapers like pricks. I was like, are we

going to be learning anything today, Mrs. Alamander? Get out, you, we queer, you. Oh, state section homophobia is wrong. Yeah. I did not have a good time. Good, good. Let's have a round of applause for that. He said it. He finally said it.

104 episodes. it's so Martin Cattle then gets whacked yeah and we've seen that in the general yes so he gets whacked and people are like it was the RA but Veronica's like no something to do with drugs and a lot of people that are like

drugs in Ireland you're crazy you've been watching too many films love get your head out of the gutter they're saying Scarface it's not Star Wars there's actually a scene of all the other journalists and they all make fun of her for thinking there's drugs

in Ireland? No, just for what she does, like, oh, muck raker. Be good at her job. Yeah, yeah. Oh, she doesn't even do good grammar. Wrong of puncture. She said dare. Instead of they are. They are, yeah. Yeah, what a footh. No, there's a scene

they're all laughing at her like. Wow, I don't remember that. And thinking their head, she's like, this is scummy paparazzal chasing after. She's Perez Hilton in their eyes. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's taking upskirts of Martin Cattle.

He covers a face, not the pussy. Yeah, yeah. So she's on the case, and then Colin Farrell's a little, like, cameo in it. Remember this? Yeah, I remember him popping up. Is he like an informant? No, he's nothing. He's literally just a guy watching a football match.

He starts kind of hitting on her, though, doesn't it? A little bit, yeah, yeah, yeah. So she's walking, the whole thing in it, she's a big Manchester United fan that's right yeah and uh she actually met erika cantona yeah yeah so she's walking back from the pub and like i think they're all like well you leave the story alone veronica sure you're a big fucking dose yeah yeah then she's walking back and um colin farrell's like the kind of not skinhead but he kind of looks like a tough dublin lad okay yeah yeah he's like jesus he's like look at football match you're a woman you probably wouldn't know anything about football would you yeah

you'd be fucking silly bitch and she's like i actually met Eric Cantona, you know, checkmate. And he's like, God, Jesus, you've impressed me with your football knowledge. You want to go back to me, skip. But she's like, no thanks. No, I have a wife and kids. Oh, no, she's the wife.

Yeah, yeah. But she calls the husband the wife. Oh, of course. Yeah, he's a stay-at-home dad. Yeah, he's like washing a dish. In 90s, Ireland, Jesus. He didn't have a good time of it, I'll tell you that. He's washing the dish.

He's probably the one that organized the hit on Veronica Gairn. It's like, I can't live like this anymore. All the lads down the pub make fun of me. Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, it's a little cameo. It's nice to see Colin Farrell in a little cameo. Yeah. Always good to see Farrell.

I like Colin Farrell. Very much. I actually started watching the Alexander film. Oh, that's not a good of... It's like three and a half hours long. Is that Ridley Scott as well? No, it's Oliver Stone. Oh, okay.

Yeah, it's a lot of history. Yeah. And a lot of implied gay stuff. Oh. Which isn't enough for me, my friend. Implication. Boo. I don't want to see Colin Farrell flirt with Jared Leto.

I want to see penetration. Of course. In a skip. Yeah, you want to see the penguin fuck the joker. See what I did there? Oh, oh, oh. Cadden is ten steps ahead. So, she's investigating and she's kind of got an informant.

Right. A guy who looks like, I remember this guy, mustache and leather jacket, oh, the smoking fags. I think he's got a name like. John Joe Billy Bob Something like the gent Or something like that

They've all got names By the way She came up with all those names Oh really Yeah she was She came up with the general The monk The hut

Not the hutch Because his last name Is hudge But like all those nicknames She came up with that The bypassed the libel stuff Oh that's good That's good

Very creative Very do Yeah So she's got an insider Right But the insider The insider is actually Working with

John Gilligan John Gilligan Yeah And he's kind of like, tell her this. Ah, right, yes. Mess with her noggin a bit, you know. Tell her the Ra killed her. Okay.

Killed her. Martin Tahoe. Yeah, yeah. So they won't know that it's actually a drugs thing. Okay. But Veronica just doesn't. And like even fucking the guy, like the gent, whoever's name is like, here, take some money. Would you just shut up?

But she's like, I'm not going to take money because I'm a journalist. Yes. I've got ethics and ting. Yeah. Like, why are you talking like that? Because I'm a journalist. Martin Cahill, big up yourself. And she doesn't take no for an answer.

Even when there's like bullet-shaped holes in the windows. Okay. She's still like, no, no. And then later on the- Just the coincidence. Yeah, then later on the shooter in the leg. She's like, no, coincidence. They probably thought of someone else.

It's by time of the month. That's what it is. I don't have a bullet hole in my leg. I'm just having woman's problems. Yeah, she's wearing stockings when you get shot. Remember this? Uh, no. Oh, well, go back and watch that and that alone, my friend.

That's all I mean. The director might have been gay, but he knew. He knew what the lads wanted. Yeah. Put the nipples on Clooney, what the lads want. Yes. Yeah, she gets shot on the leg. She's like, it's not a big deal, don't me?

The husband, no, sorry, the gay husband. Yeah. It's like, oh, no, they're shooting you in the leg. I feel scared. Just like, man up, you fucking, little fucking swine. Don't make me put on the big. strap on tonight as punishment.

So she can this is the scene you like okay she's like I'm going to investigate more

don't say this is the scene that I like don't do we all know I'm joking yeah sure yeah anyway go on

okay so she goes to I do happen to like this scene yeah but it's a very good scene it's shocking

it's shocking it's shocking you can like Schindler's this that doesn't mean you support it but it also doesn't mean you can't support it

let's make that clarification because art is subjective okay I don't know what I'm talking about yeah so he he she goes to meet John Gilligan's like

can I ask you some questions and his gaff yeah with his wife who the wife is also very much knows but the crime of course she's not like a Caramello Anthony

Carmella Carmelma soprano yeah she was like oh the Jewels and the gold. I don't know, don't care. She knows, she's like, yeah. The wife's proper, like, get her. Get her. Yeah, let me, I'll hold her

for you. Let me at her. Let me at it. She's like scrappy dude. Yeah, yeah. So like... So she goes up to John Gilligan's gaff. It's like, I can I ask you some questions please? And John Gilligan just goes, conch and punches her. Multiple times.

And every time he hits her, he says, he just keeps saying the word conch over and over and punching her. And he beats the living shit out of it is animalistic it's very it's very unsettling like the first time you see it it really like it catches you by surprise you're like holy shit yeah and it's very graphic and raw and horrible and the kind of like the the funny thing is in the way not like ha ha funny more like makes you think yeah is that before this we've seen the john gillikins trying to be like a gentleman in the way trying to be like a fancy man where he has the fancy horses

and shit yeah and he's like hanging out with people like oh i must say mr he's trying to be legitimate like he's trying to kind of break into the world like horse racing and legitimate business and whatnot yeah yeah yeah it's like there's a bit in it where like he's with these people because he actually had at one stage the largest horse

place in the world it was fucking huge big old horse full of drugs uh no what would you call like a horse horse horse um like a stable

a horse stable horse place okay horse hotel. He had the biggest horse hotel in the world. The magic horse factory, okay? Yeah, yeah. So he had a big horse stable. Yeah. Full of horses, like millions of

euros spent on horses. Right, right, right. It was one of the biggest in Europe. Right. So he had all these fans of people like, ooh, a lovely horse. What kind of horse is that? He'd be like, oh, yes, it's a very good horse I made from my legitimate businesses. I must, oh, let me take a phone call. The fucking ghee bag. Tell her, tell her, kid.

kill them out yeah they have to hang up like ah just business legitimate business I must say I didn't know you worked in finance they all have a giggle

yeah then uh fucking Rodney Dangerfield shows up we're all gonna get laid so yeah when he beat her is like oh fuck he means business

and she just like drive away all fucking she's all shock oh as you would be like yeah yeah and you know what happens what

she doesn't give up yes you would I would straight away. I think any human being would. Yeah, yeah. I think she's the one person in the world.

After being shot and beaten and threatened. Yeah, I would. They're threatening the kids and everything, like. And she's like, no, the stories, working for the sun is more important. Yeah. And she doesn't learn. She doesn't learn her lesson.

Yeah. Oh, it wasn't the gent earlier. It was the trainer. That was the name of the guy who looks like matches Malone. Okay. Okay. So they try to pay her off again. she won't listen

she won't show her blade and yap they go to court and Gilligan goes free of course of course because you know he's a very important

he's got a lot of horses he's got a lot of horses he gave the judge three horse he gave everyone in the jury three horses yeah and then next she gets killed

she gets wasted like GTA uh yeah so she's right she gets shot shot in the head yeah now because she's a

actual human because the other people that were being effect of a working class Dublin people. So, yeah. So human scumns, really. But now she's an actual human being. She owned a house.

Oh, wow. She didn't rent. She owned it. She owned a house. She had a mortgage and a Vauxhall Astra that she had almost paid off. So this is an actual human being. We're talking about books.

So because she got killed, people were like, oh, this is a problem now. Yes. And then lots of cops actually like, actually like, Jay's, you better like putting the effort, you know? Yeah, yeah. They got off their arms. are so they invented cab the criminal assets bureau i was just about saying for good work james

thank you the criminal assets bureau and that kind of fucked up a lot of people apart from the real big wigs but all like smaller people yeah that so essentially criminal assets bureau are if you can't prove that your finances come from legitimate businesses they the guards of the right to repossess all like your your property your vehicles all of it they can take it all right yeah and we saw that love hate, remember that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The student becomes the master and I don't have a notebook.

Ha ha ha, fuck you. Yeah, I have to be like, I'm cute, cab, yeah, yeah, yeah, funny. It's that taxi, is it? Yeah, yeah. But yeah, so they brought that in, and it's funny in the film they really make it look like

and things change forever. Yeah, and Ireland became a paradise then. I think they literally say something like, and that was the end of drug dealing in Ireland forever. But what about, shut up! Yeah, okay. You can never buy another drug.

They even stop. legal ones. You can't even get Panadol. If you have a headache, you have to just hit your head against the wall till you knock yourself out. Cab, if they catch you with a fucking Cal Paul, you're done. Yeah, so...

But in reality, a lot of the big guys were not affected by this. No, no, they just fucked off over to Spain. Espadiole. John Gilligan actually, he got arrested recently. He's still alive. He's 70-something and he's still fucking going and they raided his house, I think in 2020. Yeah.

And it was, like, still, for a 70-year-old man, still fucking, fucking drugs and guns in his fucking bedroom. Nice. Not like, oh, we keep it stashed somewhere else. It's like under the flowboards, you've got fucking MK 16s or... AK-16. AK-47. He's got all the guns.

Okay. Glockes. Glox. Um... Glocks and Cox. In the bedroom, baby. He's got guns he wouldn't even have heard about. Special CIA Star Wars guns.

He's got a scozy was and a... flippity flupe very very lethal weapons yeah so he's he's still at it yeah but i bet he's raging now i think like you know look at what the kins kins have done oh well that's true yeah yeah yeah yeah what is like does he have much power is he like kind of he's you know i don't i don't i don't i think a lot of older guys are like jit times the times are changing yeah yeah they probably look at the same way like that we look at ticot like oh sure i wouldn't even figure it out I'd probably ruin it if I tried They're still on eye laughs

You know I laughs is gonna be huge Yeah so It's like Bitcoin People laughed at Everyone who bought Bitcoin back in the day But who's laughing now Yeah I think fucking Gilligan was real big

In the game stop Hold the line Yeah he was like I gotta get those stonks Stonks from my humans I like it So Frankie

Did you enjoy the film? Yeah, I would recommend watching it. Yeah. Also, the kind of thing that wasn't, well, it wasn't mentioned in the film, we only found out later. The brother. Who's brother? Veronica Gerean's brother. Oh?

Had 901 images of child pornography. Ah. And 146 video clips. So he was a journalist too then? Yes, yes. Investigating. Yeah, it just as important. Okay.

So her brother was an answer. They left that out of the film. Yeah, yeah. Funny if he was like, I'm investigating just in case. Just in case one of those horses he owned was underaged. There was like, you know that Trojan horse? There was like full of kids in the horse hiding. Oh, Jesus.

Yeah, so the brother was sentenced. What do you think about that now? That's bad, Brian. I don't think you should have child pornography. I'm going to round of applause again, guys. God, Cairns gotten very woke, cousiny. You shouldn't own childbork. God, I don't even know you anymore.

And I respect you. But it's tearing me apart to see you. Deep down, deep down, I'm disgusted by this. Sell out. I have to like try and unwalky by showing you certain statistics. You know, I know all the statistics, my friend. Let them tattoo in your back, like prison break. Yeah, yeah.

So, yeah, he was found with, like, that's a lot of him. images. It is, yeah. Of anything. Even if you had that many images of like a daffodils. Daffodils, you'd be like, oh, that's a bit weird, isn't it? Yeah, you're a real daffodil person. Yeah, yeah.

The child porn is one thing, but they're daffodils. Yeah. No. Oh, look, they're only buds, you sick, fuck. They haven't blossomed. Yeah, so he got a suspended sentence because the judge was like, you're basically a public figure. Right. And you have no previous convictions.

Okay. And this is going to ruin your life in a way. so it went very easy on him very easy that's you know what that is there the Dublin class okay yeah that's not a thing oh isn't no no what are you talking

in Carlis we always talking about that the Dublin class the Dublin society they all we all work together they've got a Tesco and a little and a done stores all beside each other it's mental

they have Sodom and Gomorra they have future technology we don't know about But yeah, so it seems like, well, like, probably, well, no, the Dublin media class. Well, yeah, actually, what was her upbringing? Does she kind of come from, like, a well-to-do family?

Not, like, really well-to-do? But, like, decent. Yeah, decent, yeah, yeah. Educated. She never, like, fell on a dead fox. Okay. You know? And then wanked to it.

Yeah. Very, very middle class, I think, upbringing, yeah. And they did a big old house in the film. She was making good money off to journalism. Yeah, yeah. She got a very fancy, caught a grave. I'd recommend

checking out her grave. Okay, where is it? Should we go right now? Yeah, let's go, Vrum, vrum. Look, I'm in my car. Chew, chew. Road trip.

But it's got a very nice picture of her, it's very big grave, and it's got a full article. Okay. Of her debt. It's self-indulgent. Well, you know, give her, let her have one little bit

of self-indulgence. She got shot in the fucking head, James. Yeah, yeah. You probably loved that, didn't you? well i you know i'll not say who but uh my family some of my family went to see that film in the cinema older relatives and uh female is my old one basically and she was like here look if you go around fucking mouthing off like that what do you expect so yeah your mother's going to get cancelled she'll get fired from her job

i mean like there's it kind of like when does it start to become like maybe come out from different angle. What do you mean? I don't want to mansplain to a dead woman here but like when they're

threatening stuff like that maybe like I don't say like oh stop leave him alone lay Britney alone yeah don't be like that

hashtag free Gilligan free John Gilligan but it's like maybe like maybe like be like I'm going to come at this from different angle

I mean you do okay because she was her big thing was like on the face of this yeah I'm not afraid I'm not even wearing

a bulletproof jacket or nothing Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, and she did give that very famous interview as like, because if I am too afraid to go after them, that means they win, and they're not going to win. Now, yeah, okay, to an extent that is very admirable, you know, shows a lot of journalistic integrity,

and it's very brave, but it's also very foolish, putting her life at risk, but also her family's life at risk, and you do kind of have to... Yeah, what about the brother? They could have killed the poor old brother. Yeah, yeah. He wouldn't even have a chance. Think about altering history there.

He wouldn't have a chance to download all of child porn. That's tragic now, yeah. That's terrifying even thinking about it. It's like when you think about what happens if they didn't invent penicillin. Yeah. Very different place, my friend. What do you think? Do you think she was a bit kind of foolish?

Hey, you know what? Maybe the gangsters are foolish, okay? Because they think they killed her. Instead, they made her immortal. Ah. Because her memory will never do. died like the Olympic Flame. Yeah. Kate Blanchett

played her. All it could get for Gilligan was Jared McSorley. Don't get me wrong. Very talented actor, but come on. Kate Blanchett, that's A. Lister. If they're only like, we need to appeal to the Americans more. Who would be the good American to play? Gilligan. Yeah. Well, I mean...

Who could you picture going, cunt? Tom Hanks. Who would have been good? You know, De Niro would have done a good John Gillian. De Nero is too. De Niro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no.

I also would be like, I don't think he could do like a convincing like Dublin. No, probably not. Dublin accent. Who would be good then? Eddie Murphy.

And he plays all the characters. Yes. Like Norbitt. Yeah. And like trading places. At the end he gets, like, like one of the guys

gets raped by a gorilla. Nice. Remember that? I actually never seen trading places. Oh, have you know? No. I watched it because of the, They mentioned it a lot during the GameStop thing.

Okay. Because it's about, like, in-fighter trading and stuff like that, yeah, yeah. So I watched it. It's funny at the start, and this, I'm going to sound very woke here, okay? Okay. It's funny, it's kind of subtle at the start. Right, right, right, right. And it gets a little bit too silly because they have a plan.

So basically, you know the plot of it. It's like rich guys try to fuck over. Yeah, they make Dan Aykroyd poor. Dan Aykroyd was really rich, and they make him poor. And Eddie Murphy was a homeless guy, and they make him rich, right? And it's very subtle, not like completely subtle, but it feels very realistic. Right. And the rich white guys drop the N-words.

A lot? Not a lot, but they drop at a very pivotal moment. Not very realistic at all, then. They drop at a pivotal moment, and it feels very real. They don't play off like a joke. It's meant to be like a very like, oh. Insulting, like, yeah. Yeah, like, oh, God, these guys are like worse than Utah.

Yeah. And but then the big plan to like fuck them over involves like them all. dressing up and doing silly voices where Eddie Murphy plays like a man from like the Congo is like good evening I am from Congo I cannot talk English proper okay and then like

the girl with the what's her name Jimmy Lee Curtis Jimmy Lee Curtis will you see her bosoms you do and then she's like I am Swedish lady where my meatballs yeah well if the rumors are true they're in your pants I'm Aphrodite and you think okay that's

that's all I can deal with this and then fucking Akkroyd shows up full black face and he's even more black than Eddie Murphy he's like oh I'm even blacker nice I yeah he just sold it for me this sounds like the cat and perfect movie yeah no no sorry

he was doing more of a Jamaican I man I am a nuttenacride I am Jamaican bobsled who you're gonna call man yeah and it's like do we and it goes on for like 10 minutes right right and then the big joke in it is that like one

the guys is, it's like a, one of the guys dressed up like a gorilla and then they lock him up in a zoo. Right. And like, the zookeepers were like, yeah, I didn't know we had an extra gorilla. Oh, well, it looks like they're having sex a lot. And he's like, he's like raping the man. So a man

dresses a gorilla is getting raped by an actual gorilla. Yeah, yeah. I tell you the 80s, man, they knew comedy. And then later on, the kind of, sorry? Go on. It's Landis. It is John Landis. Yeah, which is what that is. And then later on there are like, uh, yeah, Should we remove them?

It's like a month later. Yeah. Like, should we remove those two gorillas? No, they're in love. And like the guy in the mask is like kind of like like a little tear comes out. Right, right. And they don't actually explain why he doesn't go like, I'm a human being here. I don't like being sodomized by this gorilla.

He's too polite. He's like, I'll just be quiet. Don't want to make a fuss. So yeah, but it's a good film. And Eddie Murphy's very good. And it's not him just being like silly all the time. He does a bit of serious acting in it. And he's actually very good at doing

the switch from like the con man kind of gangster to like, oh God, look at that riffraff over there. They should get jobs. Yeah, okay. Yeah. Well, absolute power corrupts, absolutely. I think it's, you kind of forget how great Eddie Murphy was.

He really was fantastic. Like, funny, I just watched the trailer for Coming to America too. It's not a great example. No, I know, but, well, no, coming to America. fucking great. Oh no, that's what I meant. Coming to America too, I'm talking. Come to America is great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Coming to America two, I'm not expecting the best, let's say. I don't want

to be a cunt. But, um, you know, because yeah, obviously, like the last 10 years, probably more, 20 years, you know, he's just churned out a lot of shit films. But Dolomide was fucking, it was kind of like a return to form. Yeah. You get to see how, you remind you how good Eddie

can be, you know? He wasn't playing, it wasn't a sequel to something he did 20 years ago or 30 years. Jesus, 40 years? A long time ago. Late 80s, you're talking mid to late 80s, yeah, but 35 years ago, wow. He's playing a different character

who is kind of fat, not completely, but a little bit chubby, a little bit older, he's playing what he can play. I don't go like, hey, put on some crazy makeup and do Norbert 2. The people need it, especially with the Trump administration. I wouldn't

say no to Norbert 2. I think with Biden in charge I think we're going to get Norvid too That's Biden's first action Oh yeah So Yeah Veronica Giron That was Veronica Giron

Yeah we're nearly an hour Yeah It's a good film Yeah And it'd be interested to see I think Be honest I think Actually sorry to interrupt

But just to go back to Okay so you were talking about Eddie Murphy and John Landis You were kind of telling me an interesting thing About Beverly Hills Cop 3 Oh actually I got it wrong when I was talking before I got wrong It was actually trading places

Oh it was trading places Yeah they made it So apparently this was right after the debt Yeah what happened No yeah John Landis was making the Twilight Zone movie And there was an accident With a helicopter that chopped off some heads

So let me explain this to you Let me lay it down to you Yeah yeah yeah So I got into this because I was looking up Max Landis Yes And Max Landis is an awful Off even if he wasn't a rapist

Bad filmmaker Even just like he's a the worst type of person He's very hyper He always talks about himself Yes He is that kind He's like Tarantino

But without the talent Yeah Yeah yeah Or he's like Tarantino was like Dialed up like an extra like 30% And became even more narcissistic

Because Tarantino Is quite insufferable When he talks It does make you go Please just shut your fucking eyes You know At least Tarantino We'll talk about

Japanese films For like an hour Yeah that's true Yeah he's definitely A fountain of knowledge of phillomaking you know he's not going like me me i gonna he's not like because landis lanness londis would just talk about like here's my is anyone to hear my pitch for new james bond movie no well i'm going to talk about it anyway what if timid dalton teamed up

with daniel cage like from parallel universes and then they took on guess who roger moore yes sounds pretty good let me lay out the entire plot you'd be like please leave please either rape me or leave me Anything can be better than this. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he seems like a very abusive. Okay. But anyway, so I was looking into his dad, John Landis. John Landis.

Now, John Landis, he did the trailer video. He did lots of stuff, American Werewolf in London. Like, he was kind of like one of the biggest filmmakers in the 80s. Like, he was huge. Now, the thing that kind of hurt him a little bit is he was filming, as you said, the Twilight Zone movie. Yeah. Now, what I kind of vaguely heard was there were filming. it, an accident happened away, a helicopter,

two children and an actor, a grown actor, were killed. Yes. And that's all I knew. And I was like, Jay's, that's a very sad thing to happen. But it does happen, unfortunately. There are accidents on set. Especially in the 80s. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Probably a little more lax about it, is why I thought. I did some research. It's almost like he was trying to make it happen. Like, every single thing you could do wrong, he did. Okay. Like, for instance, he didn't get permits. Okay. He didn't pay them officially.

He paid him under the table. The kids, I mean. Oh, right, right, right. He was like, just give me the kids. They're meant to work a certain amount of hours officially. He was just to the parents like, just fucking, here's a bit of money. Okay, let me just take the kids and film nonstop. Yeah.

Who cares if retired. Yeah. Okay. He did that. He didn't tell anyone. So the scene in question was they're running across kind of like a wet, damp area. It's meant to be Vietnam. Okay, so there's a running through kind of like a mucky feel.

Yeah, Mucky Field, basically, and there's a helicopter over him, and I think it was meant to, like, be real low. Right, okay. That was the scene they're intending. Yes. He didn't tell half the people there's going to be kids involved. Okay. He didn't tell the fire marshals were going to be kids involved.

Right. Didn't tell. He's filming at night as well. Okay. Over, like, the recommended time anyway of, like, kids actors. So these kids are tired. They're exhausted. Yeah, yeah.

And also, I think the older actor was, like, in the 70s, something like that. So he's no, okay, it's like, we need people. run across a damfield let's get an old man and tired children and how young were these kids like um like six or seven oh yeah they were age six and seven exactly yeah right right

and they were not white which is a big factor and how I just got so were they actually like Vietnamese children something like that yeah okay right right so this explains why it was so easily just swept under the okay yeah yeah yeah they were filming it they used

way too big explosions and John Landis was literally screaming Make it lower helicopter Go lower, go lower Go lower Okay

One of the fake explosions caused the pilot to lose control Right He The blades went too far He cut off Yeah

So I think he cut off The actor's head The adult Yeah One of the kids' heads Right And then the helicopters fell on the other kid

Okay It happened in like seconds. It was like instant basically. An instant tank. Cut. Probably a bad use of that word right now, John. That's not appropriate. Maybe don't be joking around so much.

The parents were told about the stunt afterwards. So imagine it's like, okay, one, first thing first, we're going to do a stunt. We did a stunt with the kids involving a helicopter. Second part of the story, it didn't go well. yada yada yada yada you know all these things and they're dead yeah don't make a big deal of it so they paid off everyone involved right big big payouts sure i didn't know this uh stephen spielberg actually public it was like we're not friends anymore oh really denounced them yeah spielberg was a producer oh and he was one of the few people

who did that okay yeah because john landis continued his career didn't they like you know yeah so like this so directly after the this horrific accident they went to court and resulted in like yeah they got away with it but like a lot of payments of course yeah yeah out of court settlements and whatnot so hush money so next thing they're

they want to make trading places yeah John Lannis is like oh that all kind of put me in a bit of a funk yeah I need a bit a bit of put a pep in my step I need to make a comedy involving Dan Aykroyd and blackface and big titties yeah maybe Jamie Lee Curtis's titis can help cure me

from this horrific instance where I was responsible for the debt of children I mean if those titties don't do it I don't know what will And it worked baby So they were making trading places And Eddie Murphy was like

We should get this guy I know he fucked up in the past Yeah But I think we should get him Okay Okay He's been good to me in the past We were buddies in the past

Sure it's fucked up What happened Yeah But I don't think he was like Literally like going I'm going to kill some kids On this movie Did John Lannis do

coming to America as well? Or was that Ivan Reitman? Man, I'm so confused. You know, what? Coming to America with Eddie Murphy? I forget the timing of it. I don't know, like, I think he might have worked with coming to America.

I don't know. I think coming to America came... No, I think they might have worked together before. And that's why he wanted them back for trading places. Right, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Look, it doesn't matter. It's all to see.

Kids listening have no idea what we're talking about. Kids, what kids are... So I wear the sea shanties, you know Okay So yeah So fucking Murphy like put his neck out And it's like come on we need to get him on the film

Yeah yeah yeah And then Landis was a massive dick The entire time Really? Yeah massive dick Would give like a power trip almost Would give Eddie Murphy shit the whole time Right okay

And wouldn't let like Like Eddie Murphy have other people on Like writers work and other projects Who'd be like can we ask You know on his downtime And he'd be like get away This is my set Right

kind of any other people involved. I control exactly what happens in it. Okay. And then eventually like Murphy had to slap him around a bit. Nice. I like that. And I think that cured. So the lesson is, if someone's giving you shit, slap them around.

Slap him around. Eddie Murphy was like, cunt! Cunt! Ah, yeah. Good times, good times. Well, yeah, so that's the whole sordid tale. Yeah. He seems like a real.

Both of them seem like pretty cunty people. I guess you can kind of see how Max Landis turned into such a piece of shit because his father is also a horrific piece of shit. You know, Max Landis also wrote for WWE Raw. Oh, no, don't tell me that. Yeah, so now you can't even enjoy that. Oh, God. Now wrestling's problematic.

Yeah. Well, hey, that was fun now. We had a little fun there. I'm going to see if there's anything else. Let's go back to the boxing for me. I want to see if there's anything else I forgot to talk about. um well apparently uh the makers of the documentary the bbc panorama documentary have been threatened yeah i forgot about that that's so funny they're like we're going to take on the BBC next

yeah yeah we're gonna and i bet they're can't it's fun you ever see like some of the comments about it no a lot of people are very pro kinahan yeah i'd imagine so yeah a lot big box like you know uh fucking Tyson fury himself is like a big up to daniel king in for organizing this fight to be honest like you know look you get into the world of professional sports there's always a bleed over from organized crime that's just the nature of the beast what are we children

like you whatever oh no there can't be any problem and it's like grow the fuck up love all right look at your fucking iPhone all right you know where that was made you know and look the shoes you're wearing the world is a horrible place rich people are profiting of misery you are also enjoying you're worse

you're worse you're scum hey listen here are lovely So leave Father Michael Forfer Michael alone No, but you know what I mean It's like, you know Everyone's like Oh, but this and that

And it's like yeah You're just fucking saying that Because you're bored And you want to tweet about shit All Kinahan did was allegedly Fuck the BBC Yeah You know what

A bit rich isn't it BBC This is the thing They're saying in the comments though Bit rich isn't it They charge for license fee Who's the real gangsters He might have sold heroin

The Children Okay He might have sold heroin The Elmo from Love A he might murder people you know every year but you gotta pay for fucking EastEnders

so yeah you mug you bloody taught yeah yeah that's nothing's going to change no

not look I'm gonna say this right now and yes I am going to speak for you but this podcast we're pro Kinnahen 100% jumping on the Kinnahen's bandwagon Danny boy

hit us up if you need some brand ambassadors if you want like a really fat guy or a really skinny guy to wear your fighter merch we're the dudes we can be the comic relief before fights that's right we can do a little who's on first the gestures wheeled out to entertain the king yeah yeah i would love that it's just like we just like are tyson fury's little pets i love it that he throws raw meat at us and we have to fight each other oh i batter you too oh oh yes but i do you sneaks, I use my charm, my sexual powers. Yeah, you use brain and I use brawn.

Yeah. And it's annoying because, like, I do like Tyson Fury a lot. Yeah, see, I mean, like that was a real triumphant, you know, you know, he wins the World Heavyweight Championship. Then he goes off the rail with drink and drugs, puts on loads of weight, gets really depressed. I could really identify with that. If you take out the initial success, just the down slope, I was like. this is my guy i can relate if you take out the initial success and the later success but that bit in the middle oh yes i knew where he was coming from man did you see he won the press confidence he was all fat and he dressed up like batman yeah yeah that's what i'm going to do

that was funny he was trying to get back his kids so he came and dressed as batman yeah yeah yeah Tyson fury is great and like people like try and get him for like oh his problematic views he was like he read up him like his kind of views and stuff what are his views uh it's you know it's kind of like what yeah but he's probably you know he's probably in fairness like they asked him when he was like probably on the in the down spiral he's probably off his head and drugs and shit don't sugarcoat it brian what are his views okay let's just say this okay a big guy yes who's focused on fighting yeah he's depressed yeah things are going hard yeah his life is fucked on drink and drugs and fat like what do you think

about trans people oh okay yeah right right right yeah i see and he was like what you'd expect. Yeah. Well, it seems like, because that chick from the mandolarian, she was a UFC fighter. So maybe

getting punched in the head repeatedly makes you transphobic. Where's the study on that? Has it been done yet? Is it transphobic though, James? Because he said, you're going to be marrying your dog next. Yeah.

Next, you're going to be licking your cats minge. Is that what he said? Yeah, he literally said cats ming. Like, hey, look, he's entertaining. Yeah, that's true. Even when he's being problematic, he fucking razzle-dazzle. I would never disagree with a man who could kill me with his bare hands

So Well, we're pro Kenahan and I'm standing by that Yeah, yeah What's it, it's MTK? I think it's MTK, yeah Even that fact that it started off like a little gym And now it's like, you know They have offices in Abu Dhabi

They have a statue of Daniel Kinnahin The size of the Empire State building Yeah, oh yeah He's going to be the new king. Okay. Guarantee you. All hail the king. Yeah.

And the little, little journalists. All the, all the Veronica Gairns of the world are going to get what's coming to them. Yeah, yeah. I've been listening to because I'm so obsessed with Irish crime. Right. There's the, I think it's called like the Irish crime podcast. Not very original. No, probably has probably huge though, isn't it?

Oh, it's huge, yeah, yeah. It's hosted by that Nicola Talent woman that's in the documentary. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, sure. And it's a, I don't want to say it's anti-working class, but you definitely get a little bit of a vibe of like, he dropped out of school, he came from a rough place, crime was in his blood. Common as muck.

Just another one of the working class vermin to crawl up out of the primordial ooze. Man, the FBI are investigating this. Yeah. And again, they'll probably find nothing, because they don't care. No, of course, no. They'll get a few brown envelopes, backhanders,

and it'll all be cool, baby. It'll be gravy. But you know what, Biden's so out of touch. He'll just hear that, like, Daniel Kinnahins, Iris, so am I. Hey, we hate the Brits, don't we? Yes, yes, we do. Oh, I tell you, that's the future right there. You know the way normally the T-Shok goes to Washington?

Yes. Done. Now it's Kinnahen. Now Biden will go to Kinnahen. Yeah, on his knees. Yeah. Please, Daniel, please. the charges are coming back

she just won't go away yeah yeah how do you shut them up then you teach me her ways I'll get my boy Paul Messkel on the case yeah yeah pull me out of retirement

I was only two years old when you had me do the Brunachie Gehrin job and yeah it was good work yeah okay that's I think that's enough there we covered a lot of stuff there and I think we did well yeah and you know to say whole truth of power we do the exact opposite we're lifting power up

lifting power up and suppressing the truth we're just shoving like get down get down we're the general Mao of podcasts yeah he's got glorious five-year plan yeah I'm gonna get kin in tattoo and everything or if basically anyone threatens me I'm signing with them yeah oh yeah so we're well over well over an hour you got anything else to say no I just just say watch Veronica Gehrin watch that boxing documentary yeah, hey watch some Mike, no he said Mike Tyson

actually Mike Tyson got involved as well at one stage. What do he say? Because boxing has been a big thing in Irish the Irish crime world so I think the general got Mike Tyson over Martin Cahill did. That'd be a good fucking imagine them smoking big joint together

yeah absolutely crazy Martin I can't believe you see you know when you're clicking your welfare shake of your face man I never thought of that That's crazy. That's great. Yeah. You know, it's so funny. Mike Tyson's see, like,

wait, you're banging two sisters? You a real G. Yo, you raw dog and both those pussies, man. That's crazy, yeah? That's crazy. Tyson asked for advice. Like, how do I be cool like you? Yeah, but I think, yeah, he got them,

he got Tyson over for like, it wasn't even like, I wasn't doing it was a fight, it's more like a meet and greeting. Sure, yeah, yeah. Meet Irish boxers. That's pretty cool. Yeah.

You can look, I think there's a picture going around of him. His last fight before he retired, he fought Kevin McBride, who's from Monaghan. I didn't know that at all. Oh, I'm looking that up when I... And Kevin beat him. Kevin Bride beat him, and it was kind of like a... Because Kevin McBride was kind of like a nobody fighter, and Tyson was once the greatest, and then it really did signify he's done, he's over.

Was it visually clear that Tyson was not as best? Yeah, I know it was. Yeah, I think the fight only lasted a couple of... rounds like it just he was done you know yeah yeah and what was the name again sorry kevin mcbride and what's kevin mcbride now i don't know i think he's still fighting or maybe he's retired this was 2008 this happened where is he based i'm not sure he's based now can we get him on the show he's from clonis he's from monaghan so he probably was trained under barry mcwiggin and barry mcgiggan was in the documentary complaining that kinnon's steel stole all his boxers from him

it's true which is true i mean you can't compete no you can't you know like basically Barry McQuinn is basically running like a small mom and pop

shop compared to like and their you know Kinning's like Walmart yeah yeah

geez we can get Barry on get Kinnahen on get them all on all at once you know what they do you know what they do you lock the crips

and the bloods together yes yeah to make them hash out their differences we lock the Kinnhan's in your room okay

because the mold's gone so it's good now now I can entertain guests yeah We get the Kinnons, the Hutches, Nicola Tallinn, we dig up Veronica Gehrin. Mike Tyson, Tyson, Furey.

We get the brother involved as well. Get McGregor round, why not? For a wine and cheese party. Yeah, yeah. We'll get Max and John Landis in. Yeah, yeah. We won't get Eddie, but we might get Arsenio. We'll keep our fingers crossed.

We might get Arsenio. Okay, let's end it there. All right. I'm going to eat more crisps. We're back with more fun. There's more fun. See ya. Bye.