Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 108 : The Flag Smashers

Episode Date: March 22, 2021

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And we're back with Brian and James Fuck each other We're back on Zoom Hopefully for the last time Hopefully Yeah You know things Things are bad

But I've written to Mihal Martin himself Personally And I said this is an outrage Well I don't know man The news are kind of fucking teasing Like 5th of June now Or something that level 5 will be in place Till June

Even though we were meant to be coming out of it On April 5th but I don't fucking know, man. I'm so... Yeah, I don't think at this stage anyone really believed her. Yeah. We've been beating down like a dog.

We really are like, you know, we're just like, okay, sure, yeah. You know, I actually prefer it this way, never leaving the house. And, you know, who wants to do things, you know? That's what they need to bring back that sort of 90s generation X apathy where it's like, yeah, man,

I'm just going to hang. out and watch Saturday Night Live. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we need to learn from Beavis and Butthead. Exactly, yeah, yeah. We just need to sit down and watch MTV and then make, like, I don't know,

you probably, you'd have to be very careful if you brought back Beavis and Butthead because there's probably a lot of hate speech there. But it's probably all bullying now, you know, their whole thing where you're just like, this is dumb. You'd be like, well, Beavis and Butthead are cancelled, hashtag.

Yeah, you're punching down. When he does cornholio, that's cultural appropriation. They actually are bringing back. Now, isn't like to cornhole someone that's a euphemism for sodomy? Was that, when he said he's cornholio, does that mean like he's a Mexican who goes around raping people in their asshole? Yeah, yeah, and that was okay in the 90s. It was a goof back then, yeah, yeah, yeah.

no it's wrong now if you know if you do it you're a nazi yeah but no i don't think uh thing's going to change but we can't we can't keep doing this we got protest yeah yeah that's why i'm so tempted now you know every day those nut jobs are making more and more sense to me you know just gonna go out and like just go around to a bunch of massage parlors and uh take out my anger on them. Well, you're in the centre of the storm. You're in Dublin and there's been protests there. Have you felt the ramifications of that?

I, well, interestingly now, yes, not really. But see, I've been working both times there were protests on in that I was working that day or whatever, so I couldn't go, not that I would have went anyway. But there is a guy who works in our office and like he's a big like conspiracy guy doesn't believe any of this shit right

oh yeah actually went yeah yeah so he actually went down he went down to the yeah I'm giving him a plug you know you gotta support the arts baby support the truth no so he works in my fucking my

my gaff or whatever and he went down to the protest the first one not the Paddy's Day one but the first one on his lunch break he went down to the protest and like he went into stephen's green shopping center and started filming and then he like he made this shocking revelation that there were on like non-uniform guardee were there filming in the shopping center as well filming the protest and then he was like are you's guards

or use guards and they started chasing him right so he's like running away from these guards is like leave me alone what are you doing to me man and it's so funny right but then he like puts up the video on his, like, his conspiracy website thing. Yeah, what's it called again? It's called like, the Irish Inquiry. Irish inquiry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, like, he interviews like Dolores Cahill and these types of people or whatever. Yeah, the video got some traction, like, you know, and, but because he mentioned in the video that, oh, I went down to my lunch break. Now my, I think there's like in the office, my boss and other people are like

kind of annoyed at him and you know because you know realistically he put our health in jeopardy by going to this like because he went down on his lunch break came back didn't tell nobody obviously didn't wear a mask or any of that shit so if he caught something brought it back you know the whole thing would be fucked but

I think now he's getting in a bit of a bit of hot water for it you know a bit of duck soup for this guy you're going to stand up for him you're going to chain yourself to a radiator yeah basically I'm going to be the way I view the situation is I'm Denzel Washington and he's Tom Hanks and it's Philadelphia.

It's like, the fact of the matter is, no, I don't give a shit, to be honest. Like, he, you know, it doesn't really bother me. I think it's kind of funny, like, that he's, you know, getting in trouble or whatever. But I don't really give a shit. Like, you know, I'm not like, uh, he should be fired because he's jeopardizing our health. Now, there are people I work with who do feel that way about him. I'm really not that way inclined, you know. I don't really give a shit, whatever.

I mean, you do you, do your thing. you know, whatever. But yeah, it was a funny little, funny little thing that happened. No, who knows? Maybe me talking about it on this podcast, I'll get in trouble. But we don't do the numbers that he does. He is way more successful than we are. Oh, yeah, we should team up with him. Like, he's like, I'm honest. Yeah, he listened to this podcast, though. He did listen to it. And he was like, yeah, it was pretty funny. It was a bit mad, though. It's like, wow. We're too out there for, like, You know, the conspiracy people, even they're like, wow, that's just problematic content right there. I mean, yes, of course, the Jews run everything.

But Brian and James, no, we can't agree with that rhetoric. That's too much. Too much misinformation. It's great, isn't it? Like, we're just, we just alienate everybody on both sides. I love it so much. Yeah, his website, he's got like Eddie Hobbs on it. Remember him?

No, who is he? From Hobbs and Shaw. Wait. Yeah, Jason Staten was playing Eddie Hobbs. Oh, just don't believe none of this COVID bullocks. I think if you get COVID, you're a poof. Yeah. Actually, speaking of people getting fired, what do you think about, you know, Dolores Cattle?

What is she? She's like a doctor or was a doctor at some point. She works. She's like a, she's in UCD, and she's a lecturer. and she's a member of the School of Medicine. Wow, I'm surprised. Like a current lecturer in UC? Yeah, this is where the controversy is happening right now.

Because, of course, she went down as a protest. Yeah, yeah. And in the speech, she said, you know, forget about COVID. If you've got an old person in your life, bring them out to dinner, socialize with them. They won't die. Give them one final meal, then take them for a drive, into the woods, let them out of the car. and roam fray and become fertilizer once again

I agree with her I'm with her on that euthanize all old people when I say old I mean anyone over the age of 35 I know I'll be there soon myself but you know yeah what's the block of a bucket list

let's just like I'm not going to hit my stride in my 40s am I you know it's all it's a steady decline that's what going on for some time so I really don't care. Euthanize anyone 35 and above. You know, that's just, it's that, that's where I, those are my two cents on the issue,

Brian. You could turn it around. There's still time. Here's the thing, Brian. I could turn it around. It's definitely within my ability to turn it around, but I really don't see myself turning it around. That's just, you know, let's be realistic. I could.

I mean, technically, I could climb out Everest. Technically, I could. It's within my ability to do it where I to dedicate myself, but that's not going to happen. We know it's not going to happen. You know, so, you know, whatever. Technically, yes, you're right. I could turn it around, but we both know I won't. For this show, that's the only reason I don't better my life is because everybody knows

the more miserable you are, the funnier you are. So for this podcast, I refuse to get healthy in my head or my body or any of that. Good health is for gays. That's the old Cadden family motto. That's why my gay brother, he's gone vegetarian. Two reasons we don't talk to him anymore. All right. So, yeah, but that way. Boris Tahill. Yeah. She's a, she's a nincompooh. I don't know. Well, like, she went down and now UCD wanted to fire her. Now it's become a big thing, like, should they fire her? She got tenure, though, because I'm surprised they haven't fired her already.

I think she might have. She's been around for a while. Yeah. Connections. Right. And she's a pure COVID-denier doesn't believe any of it kind of thing, or is it like it does exist, but it's not as bad as they're letting on? Well, I'd be lying if I told you what's you. I'm not, I skimmed an article, James.

I'll be honest with you. I don't know exactly. Yeah, never mind. You know, I should ask the guy I work with. He'd be able to give me the 4-1-1. He could probably get in connection with her. Yeah, he probably could. We could have her on the podcast.

Yeah, I'm looking her up now, James. I don't want her on the podcast. No, that's okay. We don't have to have her. I'm looking at her eyes now. I think she... Shifty. Yeah, I think she's trying to steal something.

She's stealing my hope caps. Right, right. I don't know how we got on to this. we're talking about a protest and stuff and I was like yeah yeah yeah and I was being all hard I was like I don't care

but I do care yeah yeah I'll tell you how much I care I actually got stopped by the police yesterday at check points yeah it's I'm it's in Carlo I'm insured I'm not doing anything wrong

and I'm still like oh no they're going to stop me so what I did was for some reason I panicked and I just turned on the radio real loud and there was a rugby. It seemed like you're very cavalier or you're just like rocking out to some Zeppelin. It's like, yeah.

No, the rugby was on. And I was like, oh, the rugby, I can tell him I'm listening to rugby, all right. Yeah, yeah. So I pulled up and the guard was like, how are you getting on? I was like, ah, good, yeah, just enjoying the rugby. And he was. It's so good if he started quizzing you there and then. Oh, yeah.

who's the who's the point guard or whatever he did he said what's the score i full on just went this guy's lying take him down yeah they just pull you out of the card start beating you yeah what's happening to rodney king he tried to lie about listening to the rugby and that's how he got battered yeah i swear to god i actually i went uh-oh and he was like ah you weren't listening at all were you and i was like uh no i just i just like listening to him sometimes i wouldn't be paying attention. That is way more suspect.

Immediately that is just, oh, this is hilarious. Okay, so what happened then? And he was like, ah, you just zone out, do you? I was like,

yeah, I find it relaxing. I'm surprised he didn't breathalize you there and then is like, this lads on the Cheva, 100%. You just let me go.

That's so funny. Didn't ask me a follow-up question around it? That's like, that's pure white privilege right there. loved it. Yeah, it really. I mean, you, I mean, immediately very suspect behavior that you mentioned specifically, I'm listening to the rugby and he goes, what score? And you're like, oh, I don't know. Oh, well, that's all in order on your way, sir. You white privilege, piece of shit. And I definitely got even more white from the panic and that probably helped as well. Yeah, yeah. You got, you kind of, you get a bit of like a Woody Allen thing going when you get nervous. You're like,

like, oh, I'm, I bet me's sorry, your office show. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. So I do care. I'm terrified. Now I'm going to have to learn about rugby just in case to question me again. So next time I get pulled over. We're going to just go around dressed in a full rugby kit at all times, just in case. Yeah. Yeah, next time we get stopped, there's immediately go like, oh, Ireland beat England 184. And they're like, what? yeah what uh you're you're recording you're not even in Dublin right now

no well thanks for racking me out but yeah I'm in Manning you've been lying about being in Dublin the whole time sound cool I've never lived in Dublin never even been uh no

when I visit you that's just a fake house you rent to impress me yeah I know my roommates are crisis actors yeah that's true I'm like I recognize you from some school shooting.

Weren't you the guy standing beside David Hawke? Oh, no. I get that all the time, though. So you're back, you're back home. Any reason? To be honest, I was looking to try and get a haircut from my auntie, but instead of actually getting one, I just didn't bother. So, yeah, there was a good waste of good use of my time.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love stories like that where it's a lot. It's like, yeah, I was going to do something, but I didn't. And you have no excuse for why. It's like, I just... Literally, zero excuse. I just didn't bother. Yeah, I had a whole week to do something, and then I didn't do it.

Any other questions? Yeah. What's it like being back home? Has it been a while since you've been back home? Has been a while. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's fine. I mean, you know, same old, same old.

You know? Is Monaghan coping? okay with the stresses of COVID? I assume, yeah, I mean, I don't really think there's, I don't really think there's been much like, like

obviously Dublin has had the big pushback and COVID deniers and there's been like other counties that have had smaller protests. I don't think we've had one to the best of my knowledge, but yeah, I mean, I think everyone here is of the opinion, what's

worth saving, you know? Let them take it over. Who cares? Yeah, they want to get the patient zero over to finish the job. Yeah, yeah. Do you see, when you're driving around the place, do you see many people with masks? Because I was driving around Carlo today and didn't see many. No, I think for the most part, people in town, they do, they adhere to the restrictions and, you know, the social distance and the masks and all that, you know, everybody plays by the rules here. You know, that's why I, I like it. Carlos, like,

which, Starske and Hutch, which one was the, the good cop and which one was, was bad? Were they both good cops or bad? I've never watched it. Never watched it.

I think one was straight laced and the other one was like, Owen Wilson. Oh, okay, right. So one was kind of like the, the wacky goofball. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, either way, like, Carlo's the bad cop,

that's what I'm trying to say. We don't give a fuck. It was actually, it was really sunny today. so loads people around Cardo today. I met like three people in one of me. Yeah, that's one thing. When I come back,

I always have to make sure or just certain places I just don't go just in case I bump into people, you know? I've stopped making small talk now. I don't even try to stare at them, make them uncomfortable. Yeah. Yeah, I try to avoid a lot of people.

Or what I'll do a lot is like, I'll be in a shop. and to be someone from school and then I like deliberately will walk around the shop and hang out around the biscuits until they've gone. Oh yeah,

I do that all the time. Yeah, 100%. Yeah. I'll pretend they have a fake phone call just like, oh, you know, I'll look at them, but like,

oh, I'm too busy talking to all my friends can't talk to. And you're just talking into your shoe. It's not an actual phone. What's that, Mrs. Cameron Diaz? Yeah, I haven't talked to. There's a lot of people around Cardo I don't want to talk to anymore, especially people from school haven't talked.

Last time I talked to people from my school, it was at Christmas. And we all went back to some house and ended up getting sick on the table. And I put my head in the puke. Okay. And then they tried to get my head away, and I think I sworeped them.

And then it blacked out. A classic, yeah. You don't seem to do very well when you drink. It always seems to end something similar. to that. I don't do very well, full stop. But that was back in my while. I'm good now, though. I have True Jordy. Oh, you're getting more into True Jordy, are you? I honestly think it might be affecting my brain patterns.

Okay. I listen to nothing but True Jordy. I'm listening to his podcast from 2018 to now, nonstop. So it's all I think about. I'm even thinking, there's um that you can get jordy kind it's like crypto kind but for true jordy really?

Yeah yeah I think it might buy some as an investment he's gonna be He has his own cryptocurrency Yeah yeah

that you can use on gambling websites What the fuck What's what's the incentive Like I mean Cause he's Cause he's my new king

You know Like The whole thing About crypto was used to like buy child porn online if I got caught by in child porn with

Jordy currency I'd be more embarrassed about that than like being an aunt to be like the cops would be like he was buying it with the true Jordy cryptocurrency what a swear no the cops a high five yet

they'd be like yeah Newcastles getting relegated you pay off the judge with crypto yeah so I have true Jordy my life and I've also been watching Falcon and the Winter Soldier Oh, okay, what's that now? A Marvel thing? It's the new Marvel thing. It's the new one division's over.

One Division's old news now. Oh, I didn't even realize, yeah, it's over. Oh, so this is a new show, is it? Yeah, the new TV show. So the way it works is there's going to be a new Marvel show every week from now until the end of the year. And then after, and then even more after that. Good times.

So this new show is called Falcon and the Wind to a soldier. Do you want to hear about it? I guess I have to now, don't I? Yeah, please, Ryan, let's hear all about it. Let me guess. It's a superhero show that isn't very good.

Oh, we'll get a lot of mileage out of this, I'm sure. Yeah, go on. Off you go. Literally, someone yesterday mentioned that and they were like, I love it when you describe the Marvel shows to James, because he doesn't like him. One of your car

Harlow troglodytes. No, Fieck, one of my Wicklow trogs. Okay, right. Feik said that, a lot of people like it when you don't enjoy things. Yeah, people enjoy it from a distance, Brian, but when they have to be around me in person not enjoying things,

apparently it's like, you know, yeah, puts them on a bit of a downer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, you ever see hostile? It's like that. I'll tell you, I should play that back to all my exes. See, people enjoy it when I hate everything you like. Anyway, yeah, let's go.

Okay, so Falcon and Winterman or whatever. What is it? Falcon, so Falcon is wings, metal wings, okay? And then Winter Soldier is an ex-assassant who's turned good. Okay. So the show starts off. French terrorists have captured a plane. French terrorists

Yeah Led by Batroc de Leapier Okay He's a guy who's very good at leaping Wait, that's the character's name Yeah, yeah I think his name is Batroc It's a French name

Batroc de Leapier The Leaper Right, right The Leaper, okay Yeah, yeah So him and his other French terrorists Have taken over a plane But then Falcon comes along

He's got wings And he stops it, all right? Yeah and then they're like oh very good but you need to team up with the winter soldier who says this

like government people the government people yeah the government they're like telling them where to go now winter soldier feels bad because he this is interesting this week winter soldier killed a Chinese man and he feels sad about it

okay this is our hero what what he drove around a bunch of massage parlors in Atlanta, did it? Yeah, yeah. It's so weird, it's such bad timing. It literally is like, so Winter Soldier is like

killing these people and this random Chinese guy gets caught in the crossfire and gets shot in the head. Yeah. And they show a Chinese man getting shot in the head. That is bad timing. Yeah, yeah. That is bad timing because now

isn't there a big push to like stop anti-Asian? in American crime or whatever. Yeah, yeah. And the way they're going to do that is by canceling Shane Gillis again. Oh, are they going after Shane again? Yeah, yeah.

Oh, yes. They're going to rehire on S&L just to fuck with them. They're going to bring back Mad TV and then Shane's going to be the showrunner and then it all gets cancelled. Yeah, that'll learn them. Yeah, just, yeah, it is kind of sad.

really it's from a good place. They're like, okay, how being up Asian people's bad. Okay, James. I agree with that. I mean, obviously every case to be evaluated upon its own merit. But yeah, for the most part, I would say, you know. They might have been asking for it. But anyway, so that's bad.

And people on Twitter want to help. But it's a pretty big ask to be like, can we stop all hate crimes? imagine this was the thing that did it I'm just saying you'd be pissed off if you were a black guy you know it's like well they stopped it for them really there's a button that literally stops all racism and they were like you know last summer they were like nah I'm not going to butter pressing it

now we kind of enjoyed the protests yeah yeah but with Asian acrant like press that fucking button you know what I'm going to get the ball rolling on canceling rush hour. Yeah, Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan. Yeah, yeah. What I was saying is, it's hard to do that and you kind of feel impotent.

So it's like, okay, but what we can do is cancel someone and then we're kind of helping, right? Yeah. So they were going after Shane Gillis. They also were going after what's her name with the fake tits, catch and Ryan? Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. Her tits are fake? Oh, that's a disappointed.

I'm pretty sure. She used to work in Hooters. Yeah, yeah. Well, you can tell she's had a bit of work done on her face, you know? Oh, a lot. Yeah, a lot. Yeah, I was kind of being kind there because I actually like Catherine, Ryan. I go after.

I'm like Joan Rivers. And she'd respect me for that. Yeah. Yeah. So, wait, did she have some anti-Asian joke or something? Not even anti-Asian. It was like some joke and mocked a week where she was like, I'll do the joke,

I shall become Catching Rhine. Okay. You know that scenes we'd like to see section? Sure, yeah. And it was like bad things to hear at a spa. Okay. And she was like, oh, we don't use any dangerous chemicals. We just use dead Chinese babies.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, yeah. So mild. Yeah, it's pretty. whatever, like, you know. Because, like, I heard it on Twitter

or, like, she said something bad. And, of course, I was like, oh, yeah, I want to hear how bad it was. And I got blue balls. That's a shame. Yeah. Yeah. But then, like, I'm so glad I'm not on Twitter

because I would have gotten into an argument. But because I'm not on Twitter, I can just, like, read the tweets and, like, go, like, that's crazy and, like, get on the rest of my life. Yeah. Yeah. The tweets underneath the video of her

were basically, like, she's got blood on her hands. he's got the blood of her original size tits on her hands yeah yeah they're like she promotes the jokes like this promote a harmful yada yada yada whatever you know people think it's okay to do this and yeah now everybody thinks you know what she's doing she's normalizing

killing Chinese babies and then putting their remains into you know bottles of chemicals for the anti-aging properties, which is something that we all, I mean, look, who isn't guilty of it? We all, look, you know, everybody, what you do in your own time is that's your business, you know? She started the one child policy. That was her. Everybody saw, yeah, the Chinese governments are Netflix special. It's like, yeah, okay. Okay. Yeah, I'm looking at her up now. She's actually had two breast

augmentation surgeries. Nice. One in her 20s. She had one in her 20s and then one way later after her second after her relationship ended. Oh, sure. Yeah. And she's had skin

she's had skin cancer twice for each tick. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh. Well, we wish we wish her the best here. A speedy recovery. I'm glad she didn't apologize. Yeah, so am I.

Or, you know, just like, start crying, be like, you're right. Shouldn't do, like, a fucking, like, Amy Schumer and be like, I've learned so much from this. And now I'm going to dedicate my life to helping. I'll marry an autistic and then we'll be a whole square. They're the same thing, aren't they? So, anyway. So back to the... Yeah, so Winter Soldier, back to...

We're back to this now. We're not escaping this. He shot a Chinese guy in the head and he feels bad. So he hangs out with the Chinese guy's dad to eat like noodles together. And, you know, the Chinese dad's like, oh, my son is dead. Oh, if only I knew who did it. And then winter soldiers looking off distance being like, yeah, I bet whoever killed your son feels real sad right now. And he probably has a big dick, just saying, I mean, you'd probably class any.

thing is a big dick, but, you know, that's neither here nor there. Don't be a catching rhyme on me. Well, what did I say? What did I say? Nothing. You can play that back in court. I am airtight, baby. But his character arc then is he feels

bad, but then he meets a Chinese woman. I say it might be an Asian woman. He meets an Asian woman and she's hot and they flirt and it feels better now. Yeah. I know. If I bang this hot chick that'll make up for killing you know whoever that guy was yeah the circle of life yeah so anyway

so so um falcon winter soldier they're both living their lives and then the flag smashers show up the flag smashers yeah and they they hate patriotism they sure too with their parades yeah with their stone wall and whatever. Yeah. Okay. So they're like the Falcon, like you have to be the next Captain America and Falcon's like, ah, I don't feel like it. So they're like, okay, we're going to hire a new guy.

We're going to have a guy, a new guy, be Captain America. And then Falcon goes to meet his sister and his sister runs like a boat, like a shrimp boat. Sure. And her business is failing. so Falcon goes to the bank and now they know

he's a superhero works for the government yeah yeah and they swear to God the white guy in the bank is like Mr. Falcon we're looking over your documents here and we just um we can't give you your loan at the moment

okay and so but yeah he's probably famous it's right because he's a famous like superhero yeah yeah like the banker guy take selfies with him and then tells him like yeah we can't give you a bank loan. What, he's got a bad credit rating or something?

No, because the sister's like, it's, you know, that other, that white guy got, got a loan. Oh, it's Falcon Black, is he? Yeah, oh, I should have told you, yeah, sorry, I just assumed you knew that. You know, you're meant to tell me every time. Otherwise, I wouldn't have agreed to talk about this. Okay.

Yeah, sorry, I thought. Yeah, so, like, the insinuation is that, like, we don't even. care if you're a superhero. You're a superhero who works for the government and saves the world, but yeah, well.

Yeah. Yeah. And then like the sister's like, she's not even surprised because she's used to racism. She's like, yeah, the banks be working with big business. They sure do. I agree with his shrimp boating sister on that one.

Yeah. Yeah. So they do be working with big business. That's a direct quote. She said that. I think you're supposed to sit back and be like, wow, this show has everything. Dropping science on us. Man, actually, I was talking to a guy recently, and he was in his 30s, and he was like, man, like, I used to be, like, in the politics and stuff, but I'm, but then, like, last year or so I started to realize that, like, these guys, they came more about money than people. oh wow what a shocking revel in your 30s what the fuck man who is this mongoloid

i'll tell you after a show i'll tell you after the show right now i want his address and family schedule we can laugh at him after the show yeah yeah somebody i've got my old evening plan you're going to tell me this guy's name and then i'm going to set up several anonymous Twitter accounts. Yeah. Yeah, we're going to have a good old cyber bully to deck. We haven't done that in a while.

Oh, no, yeah, true. And do it when you can, because you're going to cancel. They're going to stop that. You won't be able to cyber bully someone to debt anymore. Well, probably still white men. They'll always be fair game. As the old saying

goes, every time a straight white man kills himself an angel gets its wing. you know yeah we're under threat even Pete Davidson's in trouble yeah is he uh what somebody broke into his house or something

yeah this crazy girl was like was going around telling people that she was like married to him and that she was his agent I'm Ariana Grande yeah and then she like I think she like broke into his house I'm like fully read into it Jesus

let me look at Well, yeah, even Pete Davidson isn't safe And he's like our avatar Yeah, exactly, yeah Mentally ill, stoner Come on, that's our people Yeah, yeah, oh, and she's hot as well. She's hot, is she?

Well, not like, you know, Not like, you know, I'll let her break into my house hot, but maybe I'll let her hang out in the backyard for a night or two. Yeah, I won't let her go full George Harrison, but she can

cut off a toll yeah all right let's get back to your stupid fucking show no that that was it

that's all that happened he couldn't get a bank going and he felt sad and then

the government brought out the new Captain America but apparently he's going to be a fascist oh sweet

yeah so is this is this Netflix is this all Netflix shows. This is Disney Plus. Oh, right. Yeah, they have all the Marvel shit now. Right. So now I give you

weekly updates on what Falcon and Winter Souls are up to. Oh, you have a Disney Plus subscription? No, I'm watching it illegally. That's why I was scared when the guards ask me questions. Punk rock. I love it. Yeah. Take that. Yeah. How was it received this episode?

How was it received? over the top very old people are like I'm crying right now this is beautiful Jesus Christ and finally representation

finally representation of black people not getting loans yeah I see that my superhero show now now I don't have to suffocate my daughter because I know the world's a better place

oh god yeah I mean we went through it before but yeah it's got to die out eventually this whole you know Marvel kick that we've been on

it will outlive society we somehow society will have crumbled but they'll still be making Marvel movies yeah or the cockroaches and I love it

I respect you for not you know sinking into it you're still fighting I've just I've sunken into the the baby the babyness.

It's not like, you know, it's not like something I find hard to resist. It's not like, oh, these temptations to give in. It's like, I really don't give a shit about any of it. I don't think, like, there's been 10 years worth of movies and TV shows. Now, I'm not going to, like,

just start getting into it from day. So he is a Spider-Man. And what does that entail? you know there's no point getting into it all now like you know you ever feel like you want to get a new interest sure yeah yeah because i'm like i'm constantly trying to get new interests i'm constantly trying to fill that whole i recently um i've got into league of ireland now dundalk fc all the way oh mom the town yeah yeah i bought a subscription to earticity there's like a netflix subscription it's like a netflix service where you can watch all the games live.

It's 50 quid for the year. Yeah. So I'm still to watch all the games now. Very interesting. An Irish Independent article came out. This kind of sort of in line with what you just said. You just subscribed to like Eriticity or whatever. The Irish Independent came out in an article.

And this article got released before we got told. But apparently Air Sport are like pulling the plug on like a lot of their subscriptions or whatever. because like of huge financial losses during COVID. So, you know, this is very much kind of kicking the balls for, you know, the place I work at. And, you know, I think not, I mean, I wouldn't go as far to say that the future is in question. But this kind of seems like it could be the first thing to happen in a series of things that eventually leads to me being to, you know, you know, unemployed and having no job anymore, but we'll see, it'll be interesting.

I'll be all right, because I'll be fine, yeah. Yeah, exactly. You can come around my house and watch the dog games. You're living off the Patreon money, and I'm like homeless, like, Brian, please. Just a fiver. I need this. Yeah, you're all living, like, my shed,

but he still got to record. You just have me tied up. Yeah, like if Joseph Fritzel, made his daughter report record a weekly podcast

yeah that would be truly disgusting yeah but yeah I'm going and watch

all the Dundalk games I have this fantasy of like being I honestly think I

if I started playing football at like five I could be better Rikeen sure

I think if I dedicate myself Eardy I could have been like amazingly good but you know

it's too late now. But I can dream. You should do it now. Like be like an Irish happy Gilmore, you know? You, you like start playing the gap, but you're wacky, unconventional ways.

Kind of like catch everyone's hearts and minds. Like, wow. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Because I like, you know, instead of like doing it in a normal way, I'd be like running around going like,

I'm the falcon, I'm the falcon, I'm the falcon. And just confuse everyone. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. all right Brian you're on defense and you just go out there dressed as a mind to like distract the other players what the fuck is this lad at he uh yeah yeah i can be a coach though yeah yeah i could see you as like uh you know joe paterno character it just sort of denies any knowledge of any allegations

yeah without actual i don't even focus on the game i'm like gotta just hang in that shower and pretend not to see things so yeah i've got a lot of stuff going on in my life that's good how's how's college going you're working hard yeah i'm i'm trying to work i've got people people ask me a little dumb questions and they're kind of slowing me up because it's a lot of group work but we're doing our treasure oh yeah i better plug it now we're doing a treasure hunt

next week yeah of course yeah you're doing your For college, my online treasure hunt. That's the state of education in the 21st century. We're doing an online treasure hunt. If this online treasure hunt isn't a success, I don't get to graduate. Oh, my God. It's so funny if I was studying to become a doctor.

I was like, I got to my treasure hunt. The pancreas, kids. yeah so anyone can subscribe go to my instagram to find out more um basically it's going to be really fun james what happens is we've hidden we've hidden clues all over dundalk and you've got to run 5k to get each clue really yeah wait not not like 5k from one clue to the other like no no you run 5k and you record it you know you have that like kind of you have an app for running okay

so you send it to us and we send you a clue and then you run another 5K next day this is over the course of a week so you have to run 5K a day for how many for seven days

no for five you get five clues and then with the final clue then you can win a prize and we got lots lots of great prizes okay

yeah we got it's great stuff you know what man like not to be disparaging but this sounds like it caters or will appeal to literally the worst type of person imaginable you want a health enthusiast who also enjoys treasure hunts do you know what kind of sick perverted

grotesque individual that is like I love being healthy and solving clues. Those are my two big things. Like, ugh, fuck off for, yeah. But best of luck with that. I hope it's a success. Oh, I just looked up, that's so interesting. So I sent this into the Dundalk Democrat.

Now it's like, this would be a good story for you, never got back to me. Then I looked up here now. Someone's written a story about it in Dundalk Democrat. I wonder if who leaked the story. Oh, wow. You've got a leak in your cabinet, your administration who leaked this story. Someone's on their way to Russia right now.

They are doing treasure hunt, eh, well. The hunt for Red October, is it? Well, I'll tell you what. You laugh, James, but this is for charity. Oh, what charity is it? Mental haste. No, I put my foot down. down there. I was like, we're not helping those.

Good. Good. All right. Who's it helping? Yeah, they said we should do it for mental health. And I went all spazzy and started spitting everyone. I was like, no. Yeah. No, it's for women's aid and the draw the women and children's refuge. Okay. And so far we've raised 235 euro. Pennies won't help in any way, but you know, good for you. Yeah, it's like the Patreon.

money. It's like, oh, yeah, it's definitely going to the right place. You just like buy yourself a new car. It's like, whoa, don't know what happened to that money, gang. It's what the women would have wanted in that refuge. Try to be like a Clinton, Haiti Foundation where you use it to like get involved in human trafficking and like you just, all the children and women

you're clearing to help, you just sell them into the sex trade. Yeah, we're going to vaccinate all those women. Yeah, yeah. I'm trying to look up the, it's so bad, I don't know what the prizes are. I look so incompetent. Yeah, you do.

Maybe it's on, I'm on the main web. Oh, yeah, I got here. So like, yeah, a gift card. Wow, for how much? 50 quid, Amazon. That is bollocks. You're going to make someone run 25 kilometers for a 50-year-old gift card. Oh, what's this?

Another prize is a 40-minute home spa facial treatment. For a spa stick drills on your face for 40 minutes. Yeah. A tattoo voucher? No one really cares. I'm going to start now. too voucher well god

yeah so that's what I'm doing in my life whose idea was it to have a treasure hunt well I'll tell you it wasn't mine my idea got laughter I told you before my idea was a pet

talent show a pet talent show yeah that would have been good yeah and they all laughed at me and I was like so I literally told them you send the video of your pet doing a talent

okay yeah and then they kept going like oh how are you going to what are you going to have all the pets in one room, Brian. How is that going to work? Oh, what? And I bet no one you, you'd want to have it in space, wouldn't you? You're a big freak.

They kept calling you. It kind of seems like your class, just like whatever you say, regardless of how valid it may or may not be, they're, you know, they have the knives out ready to go for you. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Yeah, yeah. They do, like, they do look at me as if like, oh, I see anything. I was like, oh, Brian's saying something crazy again. Oh, yeah. This is how Einstein felt.

It is. It is. Or the other guy, Tesla. Tesla, yeah, yeah. Everyone was making money off my creations. But, yeah, I didn't come up with the idea, but I didn't really care. I was just like, let's just pick, because that has to be a group project. Right.

it's so annoying because like you see like other groups and it was always like third year their big event was always like a big fun thing you know and you get lots of people involved and our thing is like oh send us in a screenshot of you running and you'll get a voucher well I mean it's not really your fault COVID kind of fucked the whole thing up it is my fault that's probably people in my class think that probably oh the pet talent show caused COVID. That's where the bat came from, the Wuhan bat.

Last year, dear thing was a, no, it was a speed dating, speed dating event. Oh, that's a bit risque, isn't it? Yeah, especially college. You know what they're like in there.

Yeah. So like, lads just go to that speed date and it's like, this is for charity, now touch it. You have bitch. Yeah. Ironically, like, it was a charity going to, like, the rape crisis center. It's like, there's just, you know, yeah, drumming up your own business. Actually, no joke, the guys who worked on that work in Bingo Loco now.

Oh, of course, they do. Well, there you go. Which seems like a really fun place to work. If you don't care about morality or ethics. Yeah, it sure does. Yeah. So does North Korea if you have the right mindset. You know?

so yeah that's that's what i'm doing i wish i'd more to talk about my life but no yeah it's very sad i've just been working i haven't had a day off in ages i just i do college during the weekdays and in the weekends i work on the farm yeah how's how's that been going being back home it's good uh i kind of like a good day's work like i was picking stones yesterday oh yeah i should be ripped right now Yeah, I used to have to do that picking up stones. And it's just like, it's just a never-ending thing. It's like, it's like a whack-a-mole. You go to it, you lift the stones.

You think you got them all. And then like, you'd like go back over the area. It's like, oh, wait, there seems to be more stones now. Yeah, the earth kind of gives birth to the stones. They're going to raise up to the surface. Yeah, yeah. Or someone's putting them there to fuck with me. Yes.

Yeah. I'm going to pick that. some woman's doing this. Yeah, some woman making a blog, and that's what's causing it. We know who. Yeah, yeah. Well, you got what was coming here.

I don't know what that even means. Watch any good movies? No, no, I haven't. No. Oh, I watched dog toot. Oh, yeah, I saw that years ago. What did you think of it? I loved it.

I'm not even joking. I was buzzing from that for like two days. Yeah, yeah. No, it's great. I loved it. I really like that guy. I think this guy, I'm not exaggerate. He's the new Kubrick.

I think you're right, actually, because he did like the lobster and killing of a sacred deer, and I fucking loved both of those. And the favorite. You haven't seen the favorite yet, have you? I haven't seen the favorite. No, yeah.

It's very strange. That's, I think, is, I would have said that's his best film before I saw Dog Toot, but the favorite is one of my favorites. Yeah, Dog Tooth, I'm pretty sure this is the one that I saw. It's like this guy keeps his family in, you know, kind of literally walled off their house and, like, has told them not to, like, venture past the walls because, like, cats are dangerous animals that could kill you and shit like that Yeah, yeah, and he gives them loads of misinformation

about the world where like stuff that isn't even like any benefit to him or he'd be like oh, a table is a type of shoe Yeah, stuff like that's gonna fuck with him Like, oh cake is a thing you wear on your hat Like just like he's completely warped their idea

of like what the outside world is I would love it if like That was just the director's guy that was just his idea of like comedy you know I like the comedy stylings of the UCB I think very funny

the groundlings and I like playing wacky pranks on my friends what is it Greek or some shit yeah he is yet yeah and you know those people you know

they're just fucked up they are disgusting but they make good films yeah it's a great film. I'd recommend it to everyone. That and the you should watch the favorite this week, James. You'd love it. I should. You're right. Yeah. It's his least artsy

film. Yeah, it's the one that Olivia Coleman won the Oscar for, right? Yeah, it's the most like straightforward this is a comedy. Okay. But his version of a comedy, but there's a God, yeah. And you see a little bit of nudity.

Ooh. Not Olivia Coleman nudity. No, we've all seen that. We've all had to deal with that. Hag. Yeah. Yeah. No, no, I love her. She played the Queen, so now I have to hear her. Yeah. Well, she's great, though, you know, great actor. Yeah, yeah. They all should have won Oscars. Nicholas Holt is in it as well. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he plays a funny guy who's like, I'm trying to remember the dialogue exactly, something like, oh, what even bother raping you? Nice. That is funny. You're right. I stood up. I stood up.

I need someone I can relate. Representation. You're like the crowd in the Arsenio Hall show, just ooh, woo, sir, please leave this Dundalk cinema. What else can we talk about? Do you want to talk about Graham Lennon? Yeah, why not? Why not? So Graham Lennon did an interview this week and he says that his wife has left him not because of his views on transgenderism or whatever yeah trans that's the okay term

sure just gender identity trans issues yeah not because of that but because the financial difficulties he's under now because of the evil trans people trying to ruin his life yeah yeah because he's ruined

his own career and legacy with his fucking stupid opinion It'd be so funny if he just came out. It's like, well, she finally left me. That was the only reason I was going on this anti-trans kick just to keep her happy because she hates them. Honestly, I'm pretty ambivalent. I have no opinion one way or the other, but my wife just hates trans people so much. And I was trying to stay on her good side, but didn't work.

Yeah, the old ball and transphobic chain. the old ballison chain but yeah it doesn't really work but out of it yeah we got we got the we got the efforts but anyway so he came out now and again he made it all sound like

you know oh it was it was the marriage was perfect and now because of trans people she's left me and this is another example of why they like to ruin people's lives yeah

like he talks about he has a podcast a video podcast that comes out like three times a week and it's him talking about trans it's him a gay guy and an old woman

talking about trans people nonstop right right where does it because is it on YouTube because like he got because he got de-platformed didn't he like he was kicked off Twitter and stuff yeah I think he was like

multiple violations it wasn't he like I forget exactly what he did but I think he like he got questioned by the police at one stage because he was like I think he tried to dock someone or I don't know exactly

he was being a wronging like what a fucking idiot what is his motivation here he has ruined his legacy he has ruined his ability to make money doing the thing that he's known for doing like he's never going to have any more

like shows or a career after this he's like he just burned it all down for what like what's his fucking I'm using quotation marks here To protect women, James So he says, yeah They can't protect themselves It's up to Graham Lennon

To save the day Okay I don't know man And he's worried now Because it might affect The Father Ted musical I imagine it probably will First of all

Why is there a Father Ted musical But second of all It definitely will It's going to be called Ted the final episode and it's going to be the true series finale to Ted. Oh, really? So this is going to be like on a, like a show or whatever?

No, it's still going to be a proper West End musical. It would be known now if wasn't for COVID. But yeah, it'd be interesting if the other guy is coming back as well, the one who isn't evil. Who are the Lord. No, Arthur. What's his name? Oh, Arthur Matthews. Yeah, it'd be interesting if he comes back.

He's just like, I'm not distancing myself. I've got Toast of London Yeah Does he do Toast of London? Yeah Is that good It's it's fun A lot of

A lot of actors I know And theater people love it Okay Because it's about a guy Who does lots of plays It's silly It's silly It's silly

It's fat or head like Where it's just like There's no real I wouldn't be like It's genius but it's really the more you watch it, the more you kind of get the recurrent jokes and the more you kind of like

I've accepted this now I'm on the vibe, I'm on the vibe. I'm not saying yes anymore but I've stopped saying no that's pretty much the same isn't it? Yeah, yeah, that's your logic. I'll just stop moving and let Matt Berry

talk. I like Matt Berry though, he's funny. Yeah, he carries it and it's coming back okay well cool good good stuff yeah what we talk oh yeah so um but the shocking thing is his wife's a conned as well and i think it's not a lot of people like all you know the poor woman but no she left him for the money she didn't care oh and who is she is she like a helen sarah finowitz oh peter seraphinovich's sister yeah yeah right yeah yeah yeah okay and her her granddad was a Nazi.

There you go. Your granddad can be a Nazi if you're as funny and likable as Peter Serafenewitch. But from what you're telling me, Brian, she isn't so booed to her. Yeah. Sounds like she's just a money-hungry

bitch. I have no evidence to back that up. Now, it would be great if you sort of went on a campaign to, like, go after Graham Lennon's wife. And then trans people came out and said, Brian O'Toole

does not represent our views. We don't agree with what he's doing. It's like, I'm going to get her. I have to do this for trans people. That's literally what he's doing is like, I'm doing this for women and women are like, no, please don't do this anymore.

It would be exact same for me. It's like, I'm going to stab this woman to protect Chinese people. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Would you, would you be excited to see the Father Ted musical? No. No, I wouldn't. It'd be pretty funny. No, it wouldn't.

To be honest, man, I kind of like, I sort of have gone off Father Ted long before the Graham Lennon thing. It's kind of like, look, I get it a seminal TV series and definitely some great stuff in it, but I just- You've watched it too much. Exactly, yeah, yeah, I've watched it way too much. and had it quoted at me by too many retards to just be like, oh, I can't stand this anymore. Lad, too, like, oh, you like a joke, don't you? I'm going to do a random quote. And then...

Sure, that would be an ecumenical matter, huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Look, this is a funeral, sir. Please, stop. I mean, there's so many still situations. People, like, will say, like, a quote from something,

be like, huh? And then you have to like, oh, yeah, that's the thing from the thing here. But yeah, you got a good memory. Oh, God. That cow was very small, but that cow is not. They all have lovely bottoms, hey, you get it? Because I'm talking about their holes.

So it's funny. Well, those lovely bottoms, those are trans bottoms, Graham. Why do you think about that? But, of course, like, see what annoys me most, not so much annoys me. I think, obviously, Dermott Morgan's performance, for me, is the best thing about that show by a long stretch. And his character, I kind of, like, I find the father Jack character to just be insufferable and stupid and recurring pointlessness. And kind of similar to the Dougal thing where he's just really stupid.

He can only get so much mileage out of that, but Durbin Morgan's kind of sort of manic performance is always very enjoyable. And whatever about Mrs. Doyle, yeah, just a lot of it is very like, yeah, whatever. I don't know. Do you remember the joke in Father Ted were did a flashback

to when Father Jack was like teaching a girls school? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and he made all the girls were a lotter. Well, that was a different one. But, yeah, he was like, yeah, Father Jack, it is very warm today, so we won't need to play with our tops on. And he's just there like, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, now, look, I like those kinds of jokes where he's a pito priest, you know, bashing one off to teenage girls. That will never not be funny. I mean, for me, that's the only redeemable part of his character. But, yeah. Yeah, like the red shirt contest where he's just like, More water. So we can see their tics, Brian.

That's the joke. I didn't get it. But yeah. I'm on Dermann's Wikipedia page now, just looking them up. I didn't know this. I'm just looking up here. He'd actually been commissioned to write a drama for the BBC before he died. Oh. That would have been good.

He worked on a pilot about a retired football. living in London, but I didn't get picked up. Yeah, I think he kind of had a lot of failed pilots and stuff that didn't really pan out for him. And then obviously, Father Ted was a huge success. And then tragically, he died literally the day after they filmed the final episodes. So, yeah. Yeah, he never really got to explore anything after that. We had his son on the podcast.

Yeah, we did, yeah. I was going to bring up a theory that the Catholic Church killed his dad. I was like, ah. Oh, do it. He'd appreciate it. Ben Morgan, he's a good guy. He's got a dark sense and he's like, yeah, he's a fun guy as well. Yes, we were doing bong hits. Yeah, I was looking at you. Yeah, you were doing it. You were doing that and I was looking at you with disdain. What is this studio 54? Yeah, yeah. How long we'd be going?

I don't know. It's close to an hour, I think. Is it, yeah? Probably. Probably. Yeah, I think we've done just an hour there. Okay.

Let's wrap up then. In summation, Graham Lennon is a piece of shit. There you go. Yeah. It's pretty easy. It's an easy target, but he made himself an easy target.

Yeah, he really, and like, it's just, it actually boggles the mind. Like, what there is, you know, he says in defense of women, but like,

Just pretend I like him. What? I don't know why he doesn't just pretend like him. Yeah. Like you said after, you think that after a while, you know, you know,

once he had kind of dipped his toe into this, you know, pool or whatever and saw the reaction he was getting, he would have just like pulled back from it and kept his opinions to himself. But he's just kind of steered head on into the storm.

And, uh, yeah, he's, he's, ruined. The latest thing I saw I'm talking about was there was like a transgender couple on CBBs. Okay. And I wonder, guess what he taught about that, James? What, were they like presenting the CBB show or they were just on? No, I don't know exactly. I think they just had a thing of like, he were different couples and we're talking about, you know, hey, happy Valentine's Day.

It was a very quick, like, cut to different couples. Right, okay. They weren't like, hey, see, BBs. This is how, this is how to use a strap on. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and it was just like, oh, we're different couples. And one of them was, like, a transgender one. And then he was like, they're warping their minds.

I refuse to work with BBC ever again. This is, like, in 2021, where they're not going to work with them anyway. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So, I don't know. Go, go, listen. to uh graham then in's podcast i probably will go check it out just sort of like morbid curiosity you know um and maybe maybe he'll you know maybe change your tune maybe yeah maybe i'm about to get

indoctrinated and i don't even know i'm going to take the red piddle brian yeah yeah yeah i watch the football i'll watch the grahamlin and then we'll have the perfect team exactly yeah it'd be like Abbott and Costello for the 21st century yeah I was trying to think about who's on first

but a transphobic who's on first but I'm not even gonna you know who's the man she's the man no yeah you can you get sure yeah yeah it would have been

offensive for satirical reasons yeah yeah I think this has been good now a nice little simple one. I'd say we pop over to the Patreon. Yeah, yeah. Come over to the Patriot if you want to get the real shit.

We're probably going to go raw. Let's give me a tease. We're going to be talking about Twitter Wars. Yes, the Twitter sphere. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And also I have a thing.

I pulled up a psychopath test. I'm going to make James do it. Finally. Finally, I'm going to get some answers. So that might be funnier or it might just be like a huge waste of time. You have to pay to find out, won't you?

Yeah. Until next time. See you guys. Goodbye. And I'm going to stop recording.