Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 109 : Elizabeth Holmes

Episode Date: March 28, 2021

We're out for Blood in Silicon Valley

There. Just talk for a second. All right, okay, because you're chewing crisps. You, oh, look at you, you gluttonous pig. Like Emperor Nero here. I'm the little piggy boy. As the civilization crumbles around you. Rook of me.

Yeah. Beware the aides of March, Mr. O'Toole. I'm just swimming in crisps. Yeah. What kind are they? Fancy ones as well. I don't even know. Don't even know.

I just wake up in the morning and grab them. Plebs like me have to eat tato. What do you got there? I eat cules. Cules. Crinkle-cut flame-grilled steak. Gluten-free.

Gluten-free. I mean, if there is nothing that perfectly encapsulates the problem with the capitalist structure, right? I mean, that's it summed up right there. I said, give me the gayest, coziest, libtedest

crisp ever. And they gave me this of it, not enough. No, that's too gay. Yeah. Kews, crinkle-cut, flame-grilled Irish steak crisps. Hey, if you don't eat Taito, you've probably got a vagina. Yeah. On your face.

I got that tattooed on my back. So if anyone's fucking me in the ass, they can look at that. I know what a prick they are. I saw it on a car. What? Some guy on the back of his car, why you call those, I'm so gay. What do you call the bit, um, uh, I mean gay as in lame, not as in homosexual. So you can't get angry at me.

I think that's exactly why they would get angry at you specifically. that reason. Oh, no. But then I meant it your way then. I am homosexual. Yeah, yeah. Checkmate.

Oh, I've... Double jeopardy. You can't be accused of being homophobic. If you murder someone. If you murder a gay, you can't be accused of homophobia. No, James.

Double jeopardy. No, you murder your wife, okay. Okay. So wait, what? And is it muffler? Muffler. What do you call the bit that hangs down out of a car?

The tail of a car. Yeah, like the wheel. No, it's like a flappy bit. What do you call? Like a mud flap? Yeah, on the mud flap, there was words, okay? I was like, what does that say? It says, if you shave your face,

you probably shave your vagina as well. Okay. Now, that was obviously custom made because I don't think that's a slogan that's ever been used. It's right the history of time. That's something that he thought himself and thought, genius, that's going on the mud flap.

That was something he said, night and with the boys, okay? Yeah. He's drinking with boys and he said and they're like, that's fucking, you're like Ricky Jervais, that's fucking genius.

You have to do stand up, all right? You actually have to. You're so fucking funny. Just give us another line of coke though, will you please? Yeah. And he gets on stage and says it

and they don't laugh, he gets angry and he batters a woman. Yeah, but then it's okay because he opens a comedy club so comedians have to talk to him then. Aha, that's how I'll do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, let's jump straight into this shit, okay? Enough talking about crisps, all right? I do love another crisp I can't I'm not gonna eat they're tempting you aren't they Let's talk about porn

No Too low brow Okay let's talk about the opera Oh no Alright let's go to porn Opera porn Let's have a compromise Okay

So have you heard this story So in Michigan Grand Haven a place I've been to Okay So you claim Yeah I like to Have to believe it I like to brag about that

Yeah To try and get pussy I'm like, I went to Michigan. Okay, so a guy has sued his parents successfully because they threw out his porn collection worth $29,000. Wow. Yeah. That's a lot of porn.

I know what you're thinking, James. They checked. There's no child porn. Oh, just when I thought I could root for this guy. I'm never going to Michigan. Okay, 29,000, and they threw it out, which means Truitt dumped it So it's like

We're talking what Like DVDs It was mostly Old magazines And DVDs Fucking old school So this guy's got to be pretty old Then right

The man is 42 years old He's the son Yeah So his elderly parents Throughout his extensive porn collection So what happened is This guy he's 42

He got divorced from his wife So he moved back in With the parents Yeah Kind of like a wacky comedy Sure yeah And he brought a truckload Of porn with him

Wow Starting to see why now maybe the divorce happened also a number of sex toys okay interesting well you think that woman divorced him because of his porn because he spent the kids college fund

this is why little lucy couldn't have the chemotherapy because you're porn it's an investment DVDs are coming back you can jerk off over porn can you jerk off over little lucy especially in the hospital

I've tried yeah yeah Especially with these COVID restrictions. Forget about it. It ain't happening. His father said he's did him a favor. Okay. He told the son multiple times

if he brings the porn into the house, it will be destroyed. Okay. Right. And he successfully sued his parents. Successfully. He got Dershowitz involved. Wow.

Yeah, of course. I'm having some disputes myself, but I'll be happy to help you. That's not what he sounds like. I don't know why I'm doing that. Anyway, how much you are. should he get? Does it say how much this guy won? 29, the equivalent.

Oh, the equivalent? Okay. He broke even. Actually, no, I think he got some damages as well. Probably psychological damages because he's like, oh, my anxiety is so high now. Yeah, yeah. I assume he's not still living with the parents. That's going to be a tough breakfast. Yeah. But he's still like... Mom, where's my fucking pancakes?

Yeah, yeah. He's still like, there's no fucking milk. Fucking maple syrup sucks. I told you to get off brand. It's better. But now his parents are bankrupt. you know his mother

can't afford her shaky medication you know her Parkinson medication actually I was looking up porn

I stumbled on something interesting here have you heard about a porn addiction James is that like from a sci-fi novel

or something Philip K. Dick yeah that he came up that term Blade Runner that's where Blade Runner

is about a guy who wangs too much also you know minority report yeah That's where like He can see Who's wanking

This man is gonna jizz on his wife At 2,200 hours So a guy, okay His wife leaves He's like My time to shine And he's going upstairs to wank But then Tom Cruise like

Go, go, go We gotta stop this man Don't fucking do it That's what I go to sleep with Every night You're wanking his rests on my shoulders So I was looking up porn addiction a bit Okay

You know who came out He was a big porn addict Terry Cruz Terry Cruz Yeah I do remember that Yeah He's on Dr. Phil Chris Rock as well

Really Yeah and that last Specialer did Tambourine He talked about Cheating on his wife And porn addiction and stuff Oh I was just

This is interesting now Because with Terry Cruz They're both black Ah yes Very astute Mr O'T Yeah Nothing gets past you

I'm a professor Of certain races No I was gonna say Is it interesting both these guys like, yeah I was addicted to porn they almost ruined my marriage

also cheating my wife but I was addicted to porn that's the main thing Yeah I mean honestly Who gives a shit about having a wank to porn I mean it's literally the equivalent Of taking a shit It's just like you know

As Doug Stanoff said It's something that flares up And I drain it like the cyst That it is it's a nothing Whereas actually going out and cheating That's like that's real culpability And you know you're going out to like Bang other women

that's the more egregious thing. But when Terry Cruz is on Dr. Phil, his wife was on the show as well, okay? Oh, okay. And, um... Listen, honey, this man, he pays the bills, he brings on the bacon. What are you doing?

Are you in Brooklyn 9-9? No? Then shut the fuck up. I watched your, uh, tape. You and Andy Sandberg had no comedic chemistry whatsoever. I just was not buying into it. Yeah. Chelsea Peretti came along. It was dead weight, honey. You're not getting the job.

You're not getting the part. You're not paying the bills, so shut your fucking map. Yeah. Okay. That was my Dr. Phil impression. You know, speaking of women. I could see you're really like, yeah, yeah. Speaking of women, okay?

Let's just jump into something more interesting, okay? Well, no, come on. I was into that, though. Terry Cruz's porn addiction. Oh, yeah, okay, we'll finish up with that then. Well, I was just saying how it's weird that, like, they were even on the show with his wife, and the wife was more focused on, like,

the porn addiction. And that's what made him cheat. Yeah. Cause it's the porn Then the other way around Are they still together Or did they separate? Yeah, yeah

You know, it's weird She's age appropriate And that just looks wrong Oh really? Yeah What do you mean? Because what age to Terry Cruz He's like 50 something

Is he? It's so hard to tell He's in such good shape Do you know what I mean? Not to use that old You know Blackdom crack thing But he looks

If you told me he's 35 I believe you But his wife looks like An old lady Oh really Because she is Oh I see So she needs to get on those steroids

I think. Okay, that's what it is. Because you know what it is? It's the sexism built into the society, all right? Because you're just so used to, like, he should be dating like a 12-year-old Asian girl. Yeah, of course. You know, but like an age-appropriate marriage,

you're like, that's crazy. Gross. Remember when Keanu Reeves banged that old lady? Yeah, yeah. What was that about? Well, I think he's still married to her, still dating her or something like that. And people are like, that's insane.

You don't understand, man. She's the Oracle. Yeah. I like Keanu Reeves. but he's not a good actor at all like he's never given a good performance in his life but I really like him now that's interesting

how can somebody because I should hate him because he you know he kind of represents everything that's wrong with the industry because he's this really good looking kind of vapid non-talented person and yet I really like him

because he hasn't gone for the role like he knows his own limits does he though yeah yeah because I've seen his attempt at acting but he learned after Dracula that he kind of learned like fare thee well bro what

oh pray tell what doth thou think dude that's fucking crazy yeah yeah bitch is a vampire yeah yeah like he didn't go like he kind of knew his limits and he didn't like go like I'm going to do a really

serious drama then we'll have to like cry and stuff yeah yeah now I think he's kind of fun his niche now with John Wick because like very little acting required you know anyway he's a cartoon but I really like him. I'm just saying it's interesting because he's

kind of, I don't know, like everybody likes him. You know, he's got a real likability thing. You know, who else everyone liked? Who? Elizabeth Holmes. Ah, beautiful segue Mr. O'Too. I was getting bored of the Keanu Reeves talk. Oh, sorry, I was boring. No, because I couldn't, I couldn't contribute.

Yeah, all right. No, it's my fault. Oh, okay. Yeah. There he goes, gaslighting me then. And then he'll turn off, like, you deadweight, too shit. You were just focused on the crisps, weren't you? Yeah, fat fuck. Do better. Oh, Brian, please. Wait till we get home.

Don't take your belt off. You're wearing tracksuit bottoms. Why do you have a belt? Shh! Ah! Okay. Okay, let's talk about Elizabeth Holmes. Hit me.

This is something I watched a documentary about Elizabeth Holmes. This is my second time watching documentary. What's it called? Out for Blood in Silicon Valley. Okay. The Elizabeth Holmes story.

Bit wordy. Bit long. It is a bit. Bit long. It should have just been called Blood. Bitch. Blood bitch.

Blood bitch. Yeah. Computer whore. Yeah. The computer wore whore shoes. And was also a bitch by Brian and James.

Okay, so Elizabeth Holmes. Okay, Lizzie Holmes. Tell us all. Well, interesting is I watched this on a plane originally. Ah, interesting. And I was watching it with a guy who you could very clearly tell

was afraid of flying. Right. Like, he was real white knuckling it. Okay. And there's a lot of stuff of people getting pierced in this movie. People getting their blood taken. Right, right. And he kept looking over at that going, ugh.

And he was deliberately looking at the way the whole time. He was looking out the window. Yeah, even though he's terrified of heights. Yeah, he was like, I'd rather this. Was this flying over to America? On the way back. On the way back. I also had very bad gas.

So. I have very big gas. I'm going to watch the Elizabeth's home story. Is that big old? So I was like far. Yeah, you're Billy Madison. I was farting a lot. I'm watching a movie with blood in it

So this guy was having A horrible time I've got Gays out my age But I watch a movie to make the time pass Zubidabah Yeah okay So um

I just love why you're like Oh here we go Yeah alright Sorry go on I'll let him tire himself out Like him a little Autistic ADD child Brian Brian

Look at me look at me Brian I'll give him some jicks all pieces to count. Okay, go on. Yeah, let me talk about the woman. Do it. All right, so this is directed by Alex Gibney. Yes.

Gibbors. Givers. Great. He's made some great documentaries. A bit of gibby. Everyone wants a bit of gibby. He kind of is like top dog in the like mainstream Hollywood documentary series. He directed Going Clear.

Going Clear. That was a big one about Scientology. He also, the one about Lance Armstrong. Yes. And it was interesting because they were making it, right? And during production, it was half. way through and then all the stuff came out so like it's kind of like in real

time you watch it all unfold it's pretty cool they say the best documentaries are the ones that you don't even want to you know what I mean oh I get you get one I think you subbed it up perfectly there also say the best the best it's the story you find yes not the story you

it's not the story you set out to tell or whatever the yeah do Adam Sandler again you have to do the documentary it's like a film but in real life good we're back on track we're back on track okay

Elizabeth Holmes okay so it's by Gibney okay and it's about the life of Liz Holmes a woman who at one stage ran she's a college dropout started a company at 19 at one stage the company was worth

10 billion dollars right now it's worth zero. Okay. What happens? Let's dive in. Let's find out. Let's swim into the sea of facts. Yeah. And Brian's notes. And let Brian, who needs Alex Gibney when you got Brian? Brian's notebook. Yeah. I've written down some notes. I was half paying attention to the film. Okay. So she was born in a very wealthy family. Okay. Give you an idea of how wealthy she was. Her dad was vice president of Enron. Wow, okay Yeah I'm guessing

That's where she learned Her business ethics as well Yeah Right okay I mean you can very Actually interestingly Didn't mention On a documentary

You talked about The whole Enron scandal Didn't mention The documentary itself Oh okay I had to do extra research So Gibney Kind of like dropped the ball

There But see he had made The smartest guys In the room About Enron So maybe he was kind of like I've done the Enron thing

If I talk about it now I'd have to go down that rabbit hole Yeah, yeah, yeah. I assume he knew about it, but maybe he was like... Well, considering I found out by looking up Wikipedia. You're just like, oh, Alex must have missed this little fact. Classic mistake.

What a fool. Jacques. All these documentaries are wrong. Lance Armstrong didn't do drugs. Just fucking Gibney just fucked up. okay well i suppose it's not really like you know the sins of the father don't exactly it's kind of like i i know a little bit about the someone not a whole lot but her own uh sins and the things she did are so egregious there's no point in like trying to it's like if your dad was like um i don't know

like the yorkshire ripper sure you know but you were like um um you love stealing big biscuits, you know, both crimes, but they're, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, perfect. You're knocking it out of the part with the analogies to me. I need, I need more monster.

You do, yeah, chug it on. I think the crisps actually hurt me. Yeah, they did. They've clogged my brain. I told you, you're not supposed to eat. I've got, I stuck all the crisps up my nose. I watched a motley crew documentary. So her story is, now she was big into like her story.

She loved telling everyone her story, okay? She was like, dropped out of college. need it because I had a dream that was too big for Harvard. Okay. The professors couldn't get me, you know? So she's a real, like, narcissists? She was wearing turtlenecks, like, Steve Jobs at, like, age eight. Okay, so she's a real just little rich kid piece of shit.

Yeah, yeah. And the thing is, all these kids, they're raised to think, like, Steve Jobs is the greatest man who ever lived. Martin Lue King can suck my cock, okay? And he has. I've got the video. You want to see it? King, did he ever invent computers?

Did he? What did he do? Civil rights? I say to you. Malcolm X, what did he do? Did he invent the mouse? Did he? Yeah, did he even iPod, did he? No.

No, that's why he got shocked. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Okay. Yeah, that was a dead end. I'll take that back. Yeah, come on. That could have been misconstrued. Do Sandler again.

Do, Malcolm X! So her story is, okay She hating needles Okay She hated, that was her idea of torture, needles Like blood test And she was like What if

You could Instead going to the doctor You could get Take your own blood sample By using a little device The size of a nail Okay Like pricking your finger

Right Taking a tiny blood sample And sticking in something The size of an Xbox And then it would tell you At home If you're sick Okay

that's pretty cool right I mean it's interesting I was just kind of think when you started off there maybe she's designing a way to get your blood taken for people who are very like phobic of needles

it would help as well but it sounds like you still are just kind of you still have to prick your finger with a needle it's not a needle it's a thing the size of your finger a finger nail sorry it's size your finger

so you just go tap oh I see her whole thing is you don't need all that blood right okay yeah that's true with just a little bit of blood you can find out the same thing. You don't need a fucking gallon.

No, yeah. A fucking pint worth of it. Sure. Like a pint of Guinness. You don't need that. No, no. Just a tiny bit. Stick in the computer goes,

beep boop, beep, boop. It is a cool idea. I will give her that. Like, it's an interesting idea. So she comes out with this idea and it's called the Edison. The Edison. Now, even there, it's like, you know. Delusions of grandeur already.

We're taking over the name Edison. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What does that? The last cunt called Edison. What does he do? Notting. Notting. Fucking lazier than Malcolm X.

Statistically Okay So and she immediately gets love old men investors Right And if you think about it makes sense Because she's coming like I'm a magic I've got a magic machine

Yeah That can help you And we can defeat diseases together And you know Because they're all older They have little to no understanding Of technologies like Magic box strikes your blood

Brilliant days of billion pounds Yeah yeah and especially like for those old people they're like well I mean you can play a movie on your phone now and I remember when you had to go into a cinema so I suppose it's the same thing for blood yes now you can watch blood on your phone

yeah so she got huge investors what year are we talking here when did this take place like started off like 2013 14 something like okay and got like big investors including like a Murdoch got involved Rupert Yeah

I think Oh, who else? Lots of people Like all the big rich rich guys And like everyone All the big celebrities Go on fault

She's like a young woman Who's smart So it's like Yeah The liberal dream Yeah yeah All like Hillary gone involved Of course

She was hanging Listen this At one stage She was hanging out With Amy Schumer Jared Leto And Barack Obama That's the holy Trinity

Right there It's yeah It's a shame that, you know, Obama is the most entertaining personality out of those three. Obama is the one with the least blood on his hands. Jared Ladd was a good actor. I just hate his music and him as a person and anybody that likes him. It seems like he takes himself very seriously.

Yes, very seriously. And another thing that a lot of people notice about Elizabeth Holmes is her voice. Okay. Now, have you noticed her voice? Have you ever listened to her voice? No, I've never, because I've only, I've vaguely heard about this, but never did any investigating myself. it's very deep

really she's a very deep like hey I have an idea that we can change the world one invention at a time it's like that kind of deep my darling I want to take your blood

with a computer baby a lot of people say that's put on that her voice is put on yeah yeah okay for what reason uh like a confidence thing maybe it's like a public speaking thing they sometimes they say like change your voice a little bit like Ross and friends That's a

To bring it back For the people The plebs Yeah yeah Remember that Remember friends Yeah We're talking about friends

Basically But every The names are all different That's another thing I like in speech therapy Like people with stutter As if they speak Lower or slower

It kind of helps them Curb the stutter a little bit So yeah You're probably right It is like a public speaking Anxiety thing She spoke very low And also

Everyone says she didn't blink Didn't blink Yeah Interesting Interesting Like I I could count on my hand in one conversation

the amount of time she blinked and she would never break eye contact That's intense I wouldn't like that Look straight at you and be like Hey how you doing big man Definitely got some personality disorders Or something here

Doesn't she like? Yeah yeah Yeah And then when you read more about her Just how comfortable she wasn't lying And how like She's like No

No Sociopathic or something Like even your way Trump lies It's very silly Yeah Yeah yeah yeah She was very reassuring where even if when you're watching

the documentaries bit you're going like no maybe she's not lying Yeah You can't Maybe this is all This is fucking Maybe Gibney's just jealous

He's a sexist Yeah Yeah yeah yeah He's part of the patriarchy Yeah Okay So She gets a huge interest

From old people And she gets loads of money And she's like This thing is coming Like any year now Okay And it's gonna revolutionise It's gonna change everything

And the big thing was that previously a lot of companies that take blood samples had been sued for overcharging. Wait, what do you mean? The companies take blood samples had been over... So I assume they would charge the insurance companies.

Okay. I assume that's how it work. And then the insurance companies then bump up your premium because of that. Okay, for like health insurance and stuff. Right, right, okay. Or like, apparently in America, if you want blood samples, it costs like 800. Really? Yeah. I just got blood's taken this morning. How much

you cost? Nothing. See, you're living the dream. Did it for fun. Yeah. Well, my mother's a nurse

so she just did it for me like. Yeah. Not with any like needle or anything. No. Just with a shovel. Yeah.

She just hacked off a pinky. And it's like, I'll take this to the lab. And you're like, Jesus, I'm so glad I live in a socialist republic.

I'll take this to the lab which in Monaghan is just a cow shit. The boys. Bring me back the data on that. Let the boys see. It's just a chicken

with a microscope. up. Don't take that down with me. Okay. So, yeah, in America, it costs like 800 to get one blood sample. And then the companies that do the blood samples, it found out they were overcharging. So they'd been sued recently. So there was a huge demand, like, we can do it ourselves, won't be ripped off.

You're a lifesaver. Right. You're going to change the world. Oh, my God, I love you. You're like Lady Jesus. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. And there's so much interest, the military gets involved.

Oh and they're like Can we have it Yeah Can we please have it as well Can we have your magic Blood machine And she's like

Yes They're like Can we look at the machine That's what she talks Yeah Let me ask And like we We're a good bit in

I've been dying to ask Is she hot Is she sexy Is she a pretty little thing Is she set Is she got tities Should I marry her Hmm

Um Eh You want to see a picture Yeah Show me a picture Is it kind of like aesthetically, yeah, she's an attractive person but she's such a horrible

individual that has turned you off. She looks like a normal woman. Yeah, like Casey Anthony. No, Anthony would be horrible. But I don't really see women as sexual objects. Oh, I see. Yeah, I see them as just just awful, awful shadow people. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, yeah, just hoovering. Yeah. So, yeah, she looks a bit like a woman we know. She actually does. Oh my God, that's interesting. Just as evil. I do. More so, I would argue.

Also, isn't blink. So, yeah, attractive, yeah. And a lot of old men liked her, okay? So the military gets involved. And they're like, can we use your magic box? And she's like, yes. And they're like, can we examine the magic box? She's like, no.

And that's the first kind of sign of like, that's weird. Okay, so she's, people are just having to take her at her word more or less. now she sell now for a while she's just going like oh yeah it's coming it's coming it's coming and it's not coming all right then she starts selling contracts to like pharmacies

so the idea is you're going to test it out in pharmacies you're going to a pharmacy and just do it yourself yeah okay and she when she was showing it to investors she'd have the she do a little trick okay where she'd like take the blood sample with the thing and be like oh yeah yeah um this is great let's go

outside and get someone to eat and then come back and then just do a regular blood test out of the machine. Right. I'm just wondering is this Hoovering going to show up on the recording? Well, I hope not. Anyway. Okay. Keep going.

All right. So people are like, this machine doesn't make sense. Okay. There's no way, there's a lot of moving pieces in the machine like this. It would have to be huge. It can't be like the size of an Xbox. Right, right. Yeah. And she always was like, well, you're not a team

player. Okay. I don't like to hear noes. I don't like to hear any negatives. That's be positive. Yeah, so she was very, um, she wouldn't let anyone criticize her. No, no. One scientist kept bringing it up, all right? He was like, we can't do this. She was like, yes, we can. There's no

eye in team. Okay, right. So people were already kind of saying you're full of shit. Yeah, yeah. And then he was like, this is, this is bad. He started drinking heavily. Kill themselves. that scientist did yeah yeah interesting any kind of

any kind of inkling that maybe she was behind killing him no I wish there was that would be juicier and the company just sent a thing to his widow being like bring back his shit okay

yeah pick his shit up and get out yeah yeah let me just read ahead for a second let's cut this out yeah go ahead we'll cut this out

yeah security guards oh yeah Yeah, so after a suicide, like, things start getting a bit more paranoid. Right, okay. Okay. So it's kind of like extra scrutiny now is like... Yeah, there's more security guards around.

Right. She puts bulletproof glass in the office. Jesus Christ. Yeah. And she has a lot of PIs following people home. Right. That always seems to be a real go-to move of all these really... When somebody gets more and more power, obviously, more people are going to be coming at you.

So you get more paranoid. So then you get onto the private investigators and the fucking private investigators and the fucking private security companies, you get Nick Kroll's dad to look in their underwear drawer. What's it called? Black Box? Black Cube? Yeah, yeah. Actually, speak, Black Cube gets involved in this later on. Of course.

It's, oh man, I would love to get to that position of power where I'm just hiring companies like, follow my mother to the shops. What's she up to? Intimidator, make her feel small. Runner off the road. That'll shit her up. Teach her a lesson.

Yeah. For the shovel incident. Yeah. Okay, so it gets worse and worse. And even, like, staff members are like, you know, I'd get home and just be a car outside my apartment. Watching you? For the whole night. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Or, like, let's say, like, one guy is, like, this suspicious. He talks to a journalist on a burner phone. He pays with in cash. Okay. The next day, you get a letter being like, hey, here's another NDA design. Really?

Or else you're fired right now. Fuck, so she really had the shit on lockdown? Yeah, she was reading everyone's emails. What the fuck? And at this point, like, has she kind of, like I assume the pressure is mounting is like we need you to back up these claims that you're making

well she signed a deal with the pharmacy so it's like you where's the box she's like we're working very hard so I got a little distracted earlier because of the Hoover room so I might have missed what you said okay so she sold the thing to the pharmacy

okay and they're like we're giving you the money can we have the box she's like um do not she kept using like Yoda quotes don't question me no she love Yoda from Star Wars Oh, you mean she actually used

Yoda quotes? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So there is, what's the thing he says? There is no try. Going to be some clean fucking stars and the kind of that. There is no eye in try.

Right, right, right. Let me look. That doesn't matter. She always used Star Wars quotes and stuff like that and they're like, that's not any help. Right.

And if they ever had a meeting about the box, it would always turn into like, how like, when should we organize next photo shoot. Okay. Or like.

So she always kind of deflected from it? It was always like, she was more interested in the marketing side of it. Right, okay. Or like, you know, let's do another, like, let's, um, let's do a thing where, like, a, uh, a Bill Gates hologram and then, like, a Steve Jobs hologram and then, like, a Steve Jobs hologram and they kneel down in front of me and say, I'm a queen.

You know, she's more interested in that kind of stuff. Right, right, right. And, like, what was her kind of, was she kind of, like, a celebrity profile? Was she big in the public? Huge, yeah, yeah. She was, like, always on TV. She was always being interviewed. They would, like, always have these meetings of, like, um, the, the, the, big of the,

best woman in the world and it's her and show up that, remember that Muslim who got shot the little girl who got shot? No. She was like a girl. I made sure to ignore that story. No, remember she's a little... Yeah, no, I do, yeah, yeah. The little girl, she got shot because she wanted little children to read.

Yeah, she wanted, yeah, she was like Muslim women, children need to be educated and then she got shot. They were like, get her out away. Yeah. It's Elizabeth Holmes is time to shine. All right, now, it finally gets to the date where she starts putting it in in the real world.

So they test it out on people in Arizona And she actually gets the state To change the law Okay, so what? The law was you can only get blood tests With a prescription Right, okay Or like a doctor's order

Yeah, yeah And she got to change it So anyone can do it whenever they want So it's almost like privatizing it Making it more like a company or business thing? It's making more like something you can do yourself Right, right, right You're putting the power into the people

Power to the people You know, block, rock and beat sure okay now it's already like the machines aren't working there's blood spraying everywhere people three people get decapitated yeah it's bad no the guy was saying okay so when they were testing out the box to use homeless people so there's a lot of syphilis blood oh what that's dodgy a lot of syphilis blood and the box would be squirting squirting blood and getting too hot so it'd be like blood would be like going into the air oh my god and also if there's a like something goes wrong in the machine you have to put your hand in

with the syphilis blood yeah you end up getting stabbed with a needle oh no that's fucking what exactly like what's the mechanism like how exactly did she say it would work or was did she always leave it kind of very vague whereas like ah don't worry

about that very vague yeah yeah yeah very comically vague right like her whole thing was you know Coca-Cola they don't give out their recipe yeah nobody wants to know how the sausages get made basically was her just close your eyes

and believe in magic yeah close your eyes and open your gob here comes fun so the boxes aren't working right so they're like okay we're gonna change it

a little bit so temporarily what we're gonna do is you just take the blood sample with a needle and then send it to our offices

and we'll use our we'll use our machines that you can't see okay so what they were just just doing regular regular blood test with a doctor

but they were doing it they weren't doctors. Okay. They weren't like, they'd get like, let's get a dermatologist. Oh,

like a lab technician or so shit. Yeah, they get those to do the bloods, right, right, right. But because they're not actually a company that does blood samples, their tech company, they were getting it wrong.

Apparently, like 60%, they only get like 60% right. Oh, so you could get like, you could have AIDS and like, you're fine. Yeah, yeah. You could be fine.

It's like, well, you'll be dead in a week. Or the opposite where it's like, uh, uh, yeah, you're dying and then they have to go to a doctor and it's like, no, you're fine. No, you're fine.

Yeah, that's fucked up. So things were, like, going wrong. Yeah, yeah. So the press are starting to get involved, right? Right. And more and more people are asking questions. So what they do is they hire a guy called David Boyes. Right.

David Boyes is a lawyer. He has worked for Al Gore. Ah. And he successfully won a case against Bill Gates. Oh, really? That's pretty good. That is very good. Now, what, do you know what the case was?

It was, um, what's the word for it? There's some fucking, um, uh, kind of, like, basically it was like a not, um, a competition thing where some other companies were saying that Bill Gates was too powerful. Okay. And it was like a monopoly kind of thing. Right, right, right. Yeah. And then they went to court and then like, they beat Gates.

Yeah. Be all that money. Yeah, well, Gates is sitting pretty high right now. Well, David Boyes is also known for hiring Black Cube to intimidate, Weinstein's witnesses. Who's Weinstein? Harvey Weinstein. Oh wait, that lawyer worked

for Black Cube, did he? Yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. He intimidated the victims of Harvey Weinstein. Okay, yeah. I knew Black Cube were involved, but I didn't know that specific guy. I worked for them. And he was a bit of a kind of like he might learn the lesson. He also defended the woman in the

Jeffrey Epstein case who was pictured with Prince Andrew. Oh, Virginia Guthrie Roberts. Yeah, that's it. I think it's Virginia Roberts Gutfrey. Oh, fucking idiot. I suck! Uh-uh. Yeah.

Close but no cigar, my friend. I got distracted by the hoovering. Your knowledge of rape victims is lacking. You have no power here? Yeah. Okay, so they're investigating more and more, and more, and they're getting, like, more and more letters that are, like, you know, if you question us, you're going to get sued. Right. Heavy, heavy, heavy suit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, this is off. It kind of like fake news. Okay. So it just, it gets like almost very crass towards the end. They just send her a polaroid of their mother and a bullet. It's like put the pieces together.

Yeah. And again, more and more, it's getting more and more leaks. They're coming out with more employees. Are like, oh, Phil, he's talking,

I'll talk is about. Yeah, yeah. Okay, so the, yeah, the dam is about to burst, essentially. Yeah, yeah.

And the whole time she's literally doing photo shoots. She's unfalling. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, do it. We love impress. with fucking Elizabeth Holmes. She does a Seinfeld. What's the deal with all these blood tests?

Yeah, fucking, oh, and I should mention as well, there was a guy she was dating this time called Sunny. Okay. Sonny, he looked like Pakistani Baldwin. Pakistani Baldwin. Kind of like Pakistani Billy Baldwin. Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah.

I kind of like that. Yeah, and he was a couple years older than her, and he was like vice president. right so it was the two of them against the world they're in cahoots yeah yeah and there was like loads of footage of him at meetings even as the company's collapsing being like you can't let the naysayers win

they're just afraid because we're changing the world and they can't deal with it haters gonna hate yeah and he was like come everyone that's count the tree say fuck you yeah fuck you we're like Bonnie and Clyde the multi-billionaire Bonnie and Clyde Pakistani Bonnie and Clyde

oh yeah okay So it all goes to shit then All gets found out They're like The box is ballets So what's the big gotcha moment Like what's the thing?

There is none It's a slow decline It's like Okay But she never ever admits To anything Right Eventually the fucking

What's the FDA Investigate And they're like These boxes are dangerous Yeah And then she's kind of like I didn't know The staff must have

Double crossed me This is obviously the work of my evil twin with a moustache so it was meant to go to court but kept getting pushed back because she got good lawyers good lawyers yeah yeah yeah and recently

it's due in 2021 is the court case but that won't happen because yeah just corona everyone's getting pushed back apparently there was a leak that she was looking into a mental illness defence you know what to be honest man

it's interesting now because the way you've described her she really does sound like a proper narcissistic sociopath delusions of grandeur that whole thing right it's interesting that she would allow herself to be portrayed in that way for a defense but I guess she's looking at big time isn't she yeah yeah what are the charges like kind of like fraud embezzlement fraud lying to invest

Like negligence. Negligence as well. This is people's health, you know? Yes, okay, right, right. So she's looking at big time. Yeah, the reason the mental in this thing could work is because anyone who's seen would even like behind the scenes, you'd be like, shit. Like, I better start fucking moving money around or like, you know, start preparing for when I'm caught. But she was just like, it'll all work out.

Yeah, yeah. This is great. And like people directly be like, the box, there is no box. There is no box. There is? I've seen it You can't see it You don't believe in it

You don't believe Yeah Yeah If you say it three times It shall appear Ah So She has

As of yet Has not seen the inside Of a jail cell No What she's done Instead is She married A young hotel

Billionaire What happened To Pakistani Baldwin Dumped them Oh That's the worst That's the worst thing She's done

That's I mean Poor old Pakistani Baldwin Okay Apparently he didn't know Anything about tech he was just a good speaker

right yeah so he was like he probably probably didn't know as well would you like to see my Pakistani Joe Pesci impression I do it on the

Saturday night live now do Tracy Morgan I'm so chafed but I won't yeah it's too much it's too much you can go into all different angles the black box

can take you blood no no wrong Bad bad man So at the moment They're working on They were going to do a Jennifer Lawrence movie about this Where she plays her

Yeah yeah I could see that Because I really really hate Jennifer Lawrence But that got dropped Because of scheduling conflicts So now it's Kate McKinnon Oh I hate her even more Perfect

Yeah yeah I'm not I don't I don't hate all I just hate those two You hate her because you got a small dick And you're jealous Yes I'm jealous of her big lesbian dick She gets more pussy than you Well yes she does obviously

Oh yeah She gets a lot. She ruins more gash than a fucking Ellen DeGeneres knife collection. Doesn't even make sense. I'm tired. Yeah. Dude, I might get another monster after.

Yeah, okay. I'll get a coffee after this. Yeah. Sorry, yeah. I was a bit distracted in this one. Wasn't my best. Yeah, well, you know what? I should have read that Elizabeth Warren thing beforehand.

There's a lot of me just looking at the notes. Elizabeth Warren? Oh, yeah. You idiot. You said the wrong name. Yeah, I should have read it over. Tell you what, we got Donald Sterling next episode. I'm going to like...

Oh, see, you were just like flicking back. It's like, tell you what, I'm going to read it all again. But I'll do it properly this time. It was my fault. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I should have done it in a silly accent. I was distracted. I apologize.

Oh, look. But, you know, it was good because I shut up for a bit and let you get the facts out, you know? That's what people want. That's what they want. Just cold, hard facts. Yeah, yeah. No laughs. No laughs.

Yeah. Yeah. What are we at there? It's 42, but I feel like ending it early. Do you? Yeah. Could we not pull it out of the bag, do you think? I want to take a pace.

Okay. All right, yeah, we sure'll end it early then. Let's send this one early. Okay. All right. We're going to have to do another one at least. We'll do one more. Yeah.

And then I'm going to go home and never come back. Okay. Good call. Yeah. Good call. All right. Oh, I have to push stop. I forgot.

Oh, no. Actually, no, where stop? I'll do it.