Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 111 : Godzilla vs Kong

Episode Date: April 13, 2021

Monkey man fights Lizard guy

Go. Woo, I'm back in James Caden's house. This is Brian and James, fuck each other. Welcome back. Welcome to the show. Yeah, I said, because before we were doing it on Zoom, okay? Yeah, yeah. And then...

Like a bunch of lame wads. Yeah, because I was like, I don't want to get in trouble with the police. But then I watched King Kong versus Godzilla, and I was like, fuck the police. Fuck that shit. Yeah, I said, I need to talk about this in James Caden's house, and I hopped in my car, and I started driving. It wasn't it being the speed limits. I was drunk. I cut through every playground I could find

A policeman stopped me I just shot him in the spine That's right And I was like it doesn't even count So we're going to be talking about King Kong versus Godzilla Okay And also

Okay this film has led me down a rabbit hole Good Called hollow earth This is exactly what you need Ryan Because you've been spiraling for a long time This is what you need to get on the right path I need more hollow earth

Hollow earth, yes. People are like, do exercise, no. Meditation, boo. Yeah, hollow earth. That's where it's all about. So I started going down to hollow earth rabbit hole. And my God, James. Yes.

I told just, oh, there's people in the earth. The end. The end. No, no, no, no, no, my friend. Okay. It's way bigger than you could possibly imagine. Well, I've never once even given it any thought. Exactly.

Yeah, I imagine You couldn't even start to imagine it I couldn't People in a place Wow, that's mad That is But it's not just Oh, it's conspiracy theorists

In America There's hollow earth theory In Irish mythology Irish mythology Yeah And they could possibly be Hollowirt holes Okay

Holes Yeah There's what they call They're female fans The Hollow Earth Holes Yeah So there's

special little holes in Roscommon and Dunnigall and we could access to Hallworth and meet the people down there so that's something for the Patreon episodes we're going to go to Ross Common and get into the Hollow Earth holes

again we're going to drunk drive up there and really make a scene yeah I love this is great the way we'll work this episode is I'll go into King Kong versus Godzilla first and then when the holowart stuff comes up in the film

we can then talk about it okay how like oh that's the fictional hollow word this is the real hollow word right okay yeah yeah so and I like how you like say it out loud the structure of the episode yes any one listening gets confused yeah there's going to be a table of content

they were working about one thing but now it's a different thing well I don't like this yeah our fans we have to be very gentle with our fans yeah yeah if I see the wrong thing they will spazz out He will snap.

Yeah, yeah. Adam Tallinn is going to kill his whole family once we unveil the Hall of Earth theory. It's the only way to impress us. If he's still listening, I don't know. He could be dead. He sent me a message a while ago. Oh, really? Yeah.

He called me a batty boy. Okay. Well, he ain't wrong. So let's start off with this, okay. King Kong versus Godzilla. I think at the moment is the biggest film of the summer. A lot of people, yeah, a lot of people are talking about it. Because it's, Godzilla versus Kong, is that what's called?

Two of the biggest, yeah. You're saying, King Kong versus Lizard Man. You sound like a, it's a real boomer description of a king gorilla versus scaly big tongue or whatever. Okay, so it's whatever it's called. Godzilla versus Kong. Yeah, well, if I say King Kong versus Godzilla, we're like, what? Is that the one where they're in the Holocaust and King Kong's wearing a little red dress? But the rest of it's in black and white.

Yeah, that's the one. Goodbye Godzilla. Goodbye. So, this movie, all right, it's two titans. Okay. Right. A Western Titan and a Japanese titan. This is East versus West.

Right, okay. You know? Chinese democracy versus Western civilization. This is as big as it gets. I think we all know who's winning, too. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is Bowen Yang versus Shane Gillis.

This is the big dogs. The writing's on the wall, but you can't read it because it's all bloody squiggles. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, a bit of history about the film, okay? Okay. It's the fourth in the series in the Universal Monsters series. Okay. I think it's universal.

Whatever, it's the American version of these films, okay? So it started off with the Godzilla, the 2014 one. Okay. With Brian Cranston. Right, right, right. Then it was King Kong Skull Island Which was fun Yeah

But Tom Hiddleston was in it And he kind of ruined it I hate Tom Hiddleston And I don't even know why Totally irrational hatred of him I just hate his face It's annoying because there's loads of great people In Skull Island

They got John Goodman Samuel Jackson Yeah John C Riley Great All the all the sex appeal right there What, Shee Wiggum He actually is a good looking chap

The rest of those lads are trolls Yeah, exactly well Well, Samuel was, I guess he's pretty cool. Yeah, yeah. Can't really tell. Can you tell if a black guy's good looking? No, of course you can. I don't even know what that's supposed to be.

Anyway, yeah. So, they had all these great actors and it got Tom Hiddleston in there as well, like to be the sex appeal and they ruined it all. The game, like, a quirky dialogue and it was like, ugh. Right. It made me sick. So then they had Godzilla King of the Monsters. Okay.

And now this is the fourth film. This is the accumulating. of all this So we'll start off with the film all right Starts off Kong wakes up on the island Just another day on the island

He's on little St James Actually that's interesting Because he has a little girl with him Oh of course he does He's got a little deaf 7 year old with him See no evil Hear no evil Speak no evil

Yes yes So it's Kong an island With little girl Yeah Little girl buddy Every time she sits there She's got one of those little like donut rings It's like

Oh, my fucking hell Oh my dogs are barking Yeah, yeah So Kong, he wakes up, he does a stretch in He finds something to eat But he's a bit lethargic Okay, a bit depressed Oh, I see

You ever hear that? No, all right They put him on a new SSRI Yeah, yeah, yeah So he's all depressed and lethargic You're like, what's wrong with Kong? Yeah Kong picks up a tree,

throws at the sky The sky flickers and breaks Oh Kong's not on an island He's in a secret lab Run by a British lady Simulation theory

Kong is in the Matrix Wow Yeah yeah All right Cut to A black man hosting a podcast Blah This really is a simulation

Isn't it We're through the looking glass Here people Doesn't get any crazier This only the Wachowski's could come up with something as wacky as this. So it's a black man who's basically like black Alex Jones. Okay.

That sounds cool. That sounds great. Yeah, yeah. And Alex Jones, I can say the N-word. Oh, my God. Even more than usual. So it's black Alex Jones, okay? Right. And he's in a van recording his conspiracy podcast. He's like, you'll listen everyone. You all think I'm a fool. But guess what? I'm going to sneak into this lab and get the truth from my loyal listeners.

Oh. He's doing what we should be doing. Well, that's what we should be doing. We should take a leaf out of this guy's book. Yeah, sneak into labs and, you know, just getting in the way of everything and ruining everything. Yeah, but, like, we try to sneak into a lab, but all we do is just, like, go to the boots on Henry Street and, like, try to run in the back. Where is animal hybrids? Where are the children, you sick pedos? Like, get out.

So the black guy sneaks in, all right? He tends to be one of the workers, all right? And he's sneaking around his top secret lab, okay? sneak sneak sneak and then he finds something weird in the lab almost looks like a mechanical heart

what are doing with that next thing Godzilla attacks okay all right and he's shooting fire out of his mouth loads of buildings

are blowing up wait so he where is this lab where are they it's beside the ocean so they don't say what country around probably

Atlanta okay I'm imagining Donald Glover's in the background Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, the black podcast is from Atlanta, that's why I assumed. Okay, right, okay, okay. So, Godzilla shows up.

Shows up at the lab and starts wrecking shit. Yeah, the black guy gets out just in time, but, like, multiple buildings are exploding and shit, okay? It's destruction. Okay. We then cut to a school. Yes. And it's Millie Bobby Brown. Ugh.

Do you not like Millie Bobby Brown? No. I knew an autistic guy who hated her so much. Maybe, maybe that's it then. That's what drove him to the autism. I've been undiagnosed. And whatever, I'm ambivalent, I guess. I just think Stranger Things is a big pile of shite.

Yeah, it is. And all of them are terrible actors. I know they're only children, but still... It's best to learn now. It's best to hear it now from us. That fucking toothless gum job walking around. Do you ever see his prank show? Oh, does he make fun of, like, workers or something?

Prank encounters or something, and it's like a horror-themed prank show. it's like he tricks people into thinking they're spooky ghosts everywhere and it's like obviously the whole thing is just staged and like it's it's just awful but anyway whatever does is that how he lost the teeth yeah yeah i i've tracked him down and beat the shit out of him he was only about six at the time so i felt powerful and strong so anyway uh gazile's attack in the place we then cut to millie bobby brown in a classroom and they've pushed the tea kind of like nine eleven they've pushed the tv into the classroom to watch this okay right right and it comes up Godzilla kills eight people

and Millie Bobby Brown's watching this but she's also listening to the podcast Oh, she's getting the truth Yeah, yes, she's like, that's all lies on the TV. False flag Yeah, yeah She cycles home to her dad No

No, it's not Godzilla just went big flag Godzilla's got a yama con A big star David So she cycles back to her house And her dad happens to be the head of the military Oh, yeah, sure. Why not?

And the dad's like, Goddammit, Godzilla's turned evil. We're going to have to capture him and bring him to justice. It's the trial of this century. Godzilla is seen driving a white ford bronco down the highway. We love you, Godzilla. Yo, Godzilla, the truth. Godzilla, the man. He the one, aye.

Yeah, yeah. It's kind of like that, where he's like, we got to get him. And Millie by Brown's like, you don't understand, Dad. still is good something must have pissed him off right right right and he's like

oh you're listening to your podcast again enough of your Godzilla podcast so we then go to Alexander Scarsgarde

which one is he now he's the one from true blood never watched that he's the blonde one he's a good looking one it is okay whatever

yeah okay fine it doesn't matter he's an actor and in this film he plays the unfuckable nerd even though he's incredibly handsome man but they gave him glasses yeah yeah that I know how yeah because I always get cast

as the like unfuckable troll ugly old really you know sex on legs yeah and when I say I get cast in it I mean by me in the one man productions that I put on in this bedroom right here for absolutely no one

so I know how it feels I really do So, um, the, um, Alexander Scarsgaard, he's a hollow earth scientist, okay? And he's written a book that everyone makes fun of. They're like, hollow earth's dumb, you big dummy. Yeah, right? So he's like, he's ruined. His career's ruined.

He's been shadow banned. Right. He's kind of like Dolores Cow. Yes, exactly. Right. They're all mocking him. Right. But the head of the corporation, I forgot what the corporation is called.

Something like, you know, money corps or something like that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So, Apex, okay, that's the name of the company, all right? So the head of, so Apex were the company that were building the heart, all right? So now the head of Apex shows up with this guy and he's like, ah, I'm a big fan of your work.

I want you to find the hollow art for me. Okay. And I'll pay for it, because I'm a billionaire, mega billionaire. Who do you reckon this guy's based off is Elon Musk? He's very musky. Very musky. Although he's not white per se. I think he's kind of Mexican-ish.

Or Latinx or something like that. Right, Latinex. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But he's got hints of Musk. Okay. Okay. So he's like, I just love finding things. I want to pay for you to find Hall of Work.

Definitely not for any nefarious reasons. I'm a billionaire. You can trust me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, he says, I'll give you anything you want to find this Hall of Work. And the scientist says, you know what I need? I need a big guy to protect us because he's going to get pretty wild down. Hall of World. Shicking Wild out. I need some backup. I need some boys to roll deep with me,

you know? He said, I need Kong. I need Andrew Schultz to rep me. He's like, bro, we're going in Hall of Word, bro. Yo shit is straight fire. You ain't in Hall of Word, boy. Yeah, yeah. Okay. And then his friend's like, yes. Yes, Mr. Schultz. Yes, you are affirmative. Can I have your shoes when you're done with them? Okay, so he needs, the scientist wants Kong. to back them up. Yeah, he says, going to get wild down there and need a big monkey

to help me, all right? Oh, wow. Okay, yeah. His words, that mine. Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he goes to the British scientist who runs the lab

that Kong is captured in. Okay. And she's like, yes, okay, I'll allow you to use my monkey, but I have to come to and I'm bringing my little deaf friend.

Oh, right. Godzilla needs his girl with him. Okay, yeah. Not Godzilla, King Kong, I mean. King Kong needs the little deaf girl, William. Who is the little deaf girl to him now? She is just a

random girl they found she's a native of the island of Skull Island. Okay. All the rest of the people on Skull Island died off camera. Don't I explain how? Sure. Why bother? Nah, they're not

you know, they're worthless. Yeah, yeah. But she can do sign language. Oh and that's how Kong speaks as well. So Kong only speaks to the little girl. He won't speak to the the British scientist because she's like over 40. Right. Who plays

her actually? Rebecca Hall? Is it front? Oh, Rebecca not, is it, was she the one in the town? I believe it might be. Whatever. She's a British, she has a look to her that I like. It's not a classically beautiful look, but it's

like sophisticated and sexy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's a little bit like she's past her prime, which I like. Oh yeah, get her on the down slope. That's right, yeah. Her dreams have broken time for tool to come in yeah so they're like okay you can use my monkey but we all come together as a as a big wacky group and oh is there sexual tension oh no between who the little deaf girl con and the old scientist bitch it's like a love triangle you know but

to throw an extra bit of flavor okay into this okay is the the scientist and not scientist the millionaire's like oh by the way my daughter's coming with you and the daughter and Jesus Christ after this we're gonna have to jerk off over her James Oh sweet

Yeah she's this Really hot Latin girl Okay Big titties Yeah Yeah And she's a real meany

She's like Ooh It's a monkey Zame You're so stupid Khan You big smelly ass motherfucker

So They get on a boat All right Right And now they're sailing To the Antarctic Okay Because that's where the Hall of Earth is.

The entrance or whatever? The entrance. Now, do you want to get into the Hollow Earth? Let's do it. Yeah, yeah, let's do it. Okay. So Hollowirt, was something I knew vaguely where I was like, it's people in the center to Earth. Yeah, I had heard Hollow Earth, there's like a structure in the center of the Earth and

like it's a big thing. Never read into it, never cared to. It just seemed so ridiculous and absurd that there's no point in even. It's like flat Earth. It's like, why even waste your time? Well, you have that attitude, okay? I feel sorry for you. But it turns out

hollow earth has layers to it where there's some people who are like, oh, you fucking idiot. It's obvious that the sun, there's a separate sun in the center of the earth that powers everything. And other people are like, no, you fucking idiot.

It's actually magic crystals in the center of the earth that power everything. So it's kind of like 9-11 theories. People are like... There's a lot of over... Like, yeah. Yeah, it was like, it was the Jews,

it was the Muslim. Yeah, energy weapons, there were no plans, blah, blah, blah. It was, have you heard a theory that it was AI voices? Oh, and the phone calls? Yeah, yeah, that was actually a computer. Yeah, well, I heard the more, you know, reasonable one to me is like that, you know, they landed the plane and forced them to make the phone calls because apparently in 2001, you couldn't make phone calls from your mobile.

Yeah. Like, well, that's exactly what I'm saying is. Yeah, okay. We're both coming at each other with different theories. Like, you heard about this? Yeah, yeah. It's like that with Hollow Earth. So Hollowort started, people think, like, it's originated from, like, Hades, you know, things like that.

So, like, hell. Really? Okay. Yeah. Right, right, right. People thought, like, that must have been based on something. Right, right, right. And then in Buddhist culture, they have this idea that there's, like, a sacred city in the earth that has, like, the smartest people in the world.

And they actually have trains. Okay. Pretty cool. That bring you, what, to the? surface? No, just got a train. Oh, okay, I see. Yeah. Pretty hot, isn't it? Yeah, by the smartest people in the world, it's like, yes, they love numbers and trains. Like, oh, I see. That's where they kept them. That's why we never knew about autism, because they always kept them in the Hall of World, and now they're all coming up to the surface. Yeah, with their parades or

whatever, whatever they do. Yeah, we've cracked it. Okay, so... So that's where originated. Right. And then, around the 18th century, 19th century, kind of had a resurgence. Right. One of the big people who was pushing it was Edmund Haley of Haley's Comet.

Yes, I know a lot of fans of this podcast. You know, big fans of the Haley's Comet guys. Yeah. So it's kind of unfortunate because he, first, he came up with the Comet first. He was like, oh, just a Comet there. And then they saw them like, oh, shit, you're right. Fair play it. What's your next idea?

and he's like I'm... Autistics in the middle of the earth? Sounds good. Deal. So he kind of lived off that. It's kind of like, you know, director or his first film's good.

Yeah, he's kind of doing a Kevin Smith. He's like, everybody's still like, yeah, Clerks was some good shit. It's like, yeah, Clarks was 30 years ago and everything else is, there's been a steady decline in quality. Hall of Art is Mallrats. That's what we're saying.

Okay. And one of the. big things that push the narrative was there was an American plane flyer pilot plane flyer man called Charlie Bird

I believe Oh that's pretty funny No sorry it's Richard E. Bird Richard E. Bird Dickie Bird Yeah okay Dickie Bird So he says that he was flying over the Antarctic

Right And he was just flying along mind his own business Sure And he saw green Green He was like what's going on here Then he saw a city cities?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What? And then he saw animals, weird animals you never seen, and beautiful tall people with blue eyes and blonde hair and white. Oh, okay. Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

And he landed at a chat with them. I think they were like, don't use nuclear weapons. He was like, oh, tell everyone. I'll let the boys know. So, wait, how did he say they reacted when he came down from the sky? They were pretty chill. Because they're like a higher being They're higher beings like

Oh okay So what this is like Like aliens or whatever No they're just like Swedish people Oh okay Yeah yeah right And then he went back And he wrote in the diary

And I think the government covered it up Oh okay And people are like That's the government covering up hollow earth We might just be like Oh one of her pilots is a mentaler Now who was Richard Ebert Prior to this

Was he like a famous He was famous for lying When are we talking here. What time period? Oh, back in the day. Well, like before the World War II, I think before World War II. Okay. Yeah. Because Hitler

got really into it then. Okay, from, okay, I see, right, right. Okay. Before I just want to say that your man Byrd, he did lie about stuff in the past. Like, he told everyone he was the first person to fly to the north and south pole. Okay. And people were like, no, he didn't. And he was like,

oh, well, what about this? Hollowers That got your attention So Hitler was really big into it Okay And the theory was That there was a group of people During Noah's Ark time

They were like, I ain't getting on that boat So instead they went down Okay And these people are perfect Aryans Blonde hair, blue eyes Yeah yeah And they pop up sometimes They got a little

They got a little summer house In the Antarctic That's where Taylor Swift came from. She's one of them. But the Nazis were like, oh, we're just like them. Okay. Yeah. So that was a theory. So, okay. And Hitler, like, he proper believed the shit. He was into it. I don't know how much he believed it. Also, you have to wonder, how much did he actually believe himself and how much was

just telling people? Yeah, yeah. Maybe he, like, ran out of shit to say, and he's like, oh, I'll just plagiarize some hollow earth theory. Yeah, people are like, oh, you're talking about the Jews again, Hitler. Come on. New material. Yeah, he was like Seinfeld, ironically. You know, he was still doing the same, like, one hour set for 20 years, you know what I mean? So there's also, in Irish mythology, it says that there was these people who lived in Ireland that were no way they didn't want to get involved with, like, you know, the druids and stuff like that. Right, okay.

So they went underground, okay? Right. And there's a secret society underneath Ireland of ancient Irish people. And I think they have wings. Why would they have wings? Because it's big down there, James. And they've also got four magic items, right, that they use to protect their land.

One of them's a cauldron that never runs out with food. Okay. One of them's a spear that never misses. Okay. The other one's like, no, a sword and a gun or something like, a cock that always makes her come. Impossible. Oh, this really is fantasy now, isn't it?

Wait, okay, so, and like, is this a complete separation? Like, this Irish... This is a separating, yeah. So, is there like... It's like DC Marvel. Oh, I see, right. And, like, are people like, nah, it's like the Antarctic, it's like, no, it's the Irish. Or maybe do they both live down on the earth and they're, like, beefing under there?

It's like gang territory, you know? Well, actually, they did talk about a war. A war. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Apparently the Irish ones had to come back. up at one stage because they went to war with a group of people who had this and this airships.

Airships? Yes. Like planes? Or UFOs? Okay. Yeah. Okay. So there's hours of stuff on this and I'm going to read it all. I'm going to keep coming back to you. This is just me scraping the surface, James.

Yeah. Oh, but a wordplay there Brian. And going under. He's paying attention, lads. This is how it's done. We'll get back to the film. but there's also two other things I want to talk about real quick Okay You can tell how excited I am about all this

This is proper Like in fairness Who gives a shit about Godzilla and Kong This is the real shit This is what people want Hollow Earth Yeah

We should just become a Hollow Earth podcast Now two competing theories Right One Is that we are in the Hollow Earth Oh

And there's like Yeah Oh I like that Yeah Now apparently they said That is a place On like If you stand on a mountain

And look up Right You'll see the earth. Oh. Because we're an influx. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Right.

Okay. Yeah, I don't... Why? Okay. Hey, no, I'm open-minded. Okay. Now, the other theory, this kind of goes along with Hollowirt. Right.

Is that they're building shit, and the hollow earth is getting bigger, so therefore the earth is expanding. Overpopulation. Yes. It down there, okay? Too many, you know what, it's down there. okay and if it keeps expanding eventually we're going to reach a point where the earth explodes okay

yeah the earth just breaks right and then you know like pangia no what's that panjia like the the one continent that look basically what they're saying is the earth's going to pop and then you have like australia flying off in the space oh right okay you're flying off the opposite direction right yeah right so which one of those do you subscribe all of them so all of them simultaneously

it's all true it's a real land it's a real rabbit hole yeah um and so like you know it's funny now

about hollow earth those two completely contradict each other those two they don't like so they hate each other it's like east coast west coast right

yeah it's real people have died over I wish my fuck is that hairy day dying I'm ripping my hollow earth peeps and them flat earth

pussies ain't know what's going on motherfucker I put you you in the ground you'll be flat then shit yeah i don't think unfortunately they haven't killed each other because they're pussies but it would be funny if they start yeah start killing each other start dropping bodies yeah yeah yeah that would be fun but unfortunately not yet but that's the whole work shit so that's and now we'll talk about what's like in this film okay okay yeah so how do they incorporate really

seems like they're you know a lot of conspiracies i mean because you got conspiracy podcast guy you got like the labs of the weird animals simulation theory hollow earth yeah yeah there's a lot of stuff in here for a dumb summer movie yeah there's some stuff in this that keeps you interested okay yeah the good thing i say about this film is it goes by really fast it's less than two hours right and they're constantly throwing stuff at you you're like all right yeah okay yeah it's kind of like it's not a good film but it goes by so quick you don't realize it it's kind of like if someone like if you're a woman all right and then someone grabs your arse on the louis yeah but what happens real quickly.

Yeah. It's almost like it didn't happen at all. So quit giving out love, will you? No, it'd be like if he turned around and he was dressed up

like Luigi, you'd be so confused he wouldn't even like, you wouldn't even know what to think. Okay. Yeah, yeah. So anyway,

back to the film. So they're sailing to the Antarctic, all right? Right. And they have a big Navy ship and Kong is chilling on it.

Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think they've doped them up. Right, right. With drugs, you know. He's a few Valiums. Yeah, he's a nervous Traveller, is he? Yeah, yeah.

And I think he might be on the gear as well. Ah, right. He keeps, like, just leaving. He's like, come back. All right, boys, what's the fucking going to the fucking hollow earth? They say, yeah, Blighton. Could I get the lend of a five or off one of his plays?

Oh, Kong. You're not on the silly smoke again, are you? You're on the bloody cheap jabs and willy-wobbs. I'm fucking, I'm telling you now. I never touched the guy, really. Okay. Just Kong on the back of a 78A, smoking crack.

So they're sailing, okay? But then, beep, beep, beep, beep. Oh, my God. Godzilla's chasing after him. Yeah. Oh. Nice of part there. Why was it that invited?

And they actually say, oh, God, Godzilla's coming. He must know Kong is here. Yeah. For some, why would he know that? Yeah. Or what's their history? They've never met They've never met

Yeah Okay They're not even acquaintances So Godzilla's just a racist then He's like Well Godzilla has a problem We'll find out later on Because that's what Millie Bobby Brown is saying

She's like He's there's something wrong That's why Godzilla's angry He doesn't have personal responsibility For his actions Oh Right I've heard that before

All right So Godzilla's coming all right And they're like Oh shit And Kong's nearly conked out All right Zopped out

I can't please wake up could you get me a fucking yop and a chump bar please I'm fucking patched so he's no use Godzilla pops out and he's like fire and ships are exploding

and stuff like that and then Godzilla I think the little girl screams and then Godzilla's like he wakes up and he's- I mean Kong oh yeah yeah

Kong wakes up yeah okay I'll stop that now right so Kong wakes up it's like fuck you mate yeah and they start batting each other

right, but Godzilla has the upper hand because they're on water. Right. So he can just pull Kong down down into the water, right, right, okay. So then the humans launch depth charges to annoy Godzilla.

What, like his sonar or some shit? Yeah, okay. And then they're like... Because what, he's a bat now, really? Yeah, whatever. Yeah, whatever. It's like, hey, let's put in some fucking sonar shit. Yeah, whatever.

So then they have the idea of, like, turn off all the ships, and they play dead. Okay. So then Godzilla's like, you know, sniffing around, like, oh, they must be all dead. Is he blind or something? Can they not see? I think lizards, I don't know, great eyesight. Right, okay. Especially atomic lizards, all right?

Right. So he does that look around. He's like, oh, I can't see anything. Godzilla swims away, and they're like, who, good. And then the hot Mexican chick's like, I still don't like that monkey. that's your catchphrase yeah yeah it sure is so we cut back to Millie Bobby Brown

and she's like God they're gonna try kill Godzilla I gotta save the day and her friend is there now her friend is you know the fat kid from Deadpool 2 oh yeah the really really annoying shitty actor kid

yeah yeah yeah he's just terrible I bet the kid from modern family so jealous of him which kid You're the fat one from modern families Oh, the fat Mexican Yeah, because they're basically competing You know, Mexican versus New Zealand though, right? Oh, gosh, he's

King, go to see, I'm scaring more than, really? So he's terrible. He's terrible. I have fun with him. Really? In this film, he's terrible. He's terrible in everything.

In this film, he just plays the damp rag who's like, oh, don't run away. Yeah. Stay here, it's dangerous. He's like, no, I got to find that black podcaster to save God say it's like, oh, please, don't go and she's like you wouldn't like him

you know it might just look bigger than it actually is if you look at mine it's pretty good yeah so it's and it's hinted that he's actually in love

with her oh really but she's too obsessed with Godzilla and the black man to pay attention not the fact that like

she's you know attractive and he's not well he hasn't realized that he hasn't realized his place yeah

okay but he will he will yeah yeah all right well no I should she's only 17

isn't she well look whatever man everybody knows yeah it's 2021 man be accepting no because I've heard people go oh yeah DMX is dead you you wouldn't know she's 17 I was like I you kind of would though I mean she's a child

not in this film she's I think the og are up in this film oh really yeah yeah just to stop people like you yeah well that's good okay that's good so they go meet the podcaster all right yeah and they're like we believe you he's like thank God someone believes me and they're like she's like let's break into their lab and he's like okay and then we'll get back to that storyline

that storyline is pretty boring so they're going to break into a lab who is sorry the black podcaster oh and Millie Bobby Brown 11 and Fat Kid Fat Kid from New Zealand okay The real motley crew there

Yeah they're the B plot Right okay I think comic relief as well but I wasn't getting any of that from other people So now Back to the main storyline Right

They've gotten to the Antarctic and there's a big hole in the Antarctic just like the pilot said it was just like Mr. Bird said and they're going to go down there but turns out when you go down to Hollowirt the gravitational flow changes

and it will crush a normal person okay so all the humans have to get into a big spaceship they got there right I think they left it there okay so they get in the spaceship and they fly down but Khan could just jump down because he's a big monkey.

Right. Okay. So gravity doesn't really affect him. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. So the way it works is you jump down into the hole and then you come out the hole into Hall of Work but you're falling into the center of the Earth and then gravity changes and you start

falling back down to the ground in Hall of Earth. Okay. Yes. Yeah, you didn't explain that well at all. I think I did. I think anyone watched the film is that's like that's the best he could have done. Okay. Basically, gravity changed.

changes. Right, okay. That which makes, if you drop a pencil, yeah. In Holowert, it wouldn't fall upwards, would it? It would fall down to your shoes. Okay, yeah. But, like, you're going down anyway. You're going down the hole into the earth.

It's always down. Yeah, yeah, but it's not, I'll tell you what, I'm doing my hands now. So your hands, my, this is you here. So you're saying once, you know, you go down. Gravity flips. From the surface. So when you reach the. atmosphere of the

hollow earth it reverses this isn't good for listeners no don't draw forget it move on move on

I'm drawing stop your little retarded scratchings are doing anything I draw a picture two men

and one's got a big penis that's what it looks like okay so you're there and he's there so it's upside down right okay

all right mocking me yeah with his big dick it's gravity that makes his dick look big Not, you know, genetics.

Anyway, right, okay. So they get to the Hallowart, all right, and it's full of mysterious creatures. Okay. Dragons and, uh, fucking kangaroos and all sorts of crazy things. Right, right, right. Stuff like I even describe. Yeah. And, um, there's a throne.

There's a big castle in Hallowart and a throne. That's exactly the size of King Kong. Okay. Yeah, so King Kong's like, oh. maybe this is where I was supposed to be all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. And he also finds a magic axe. Yep. Why not?

Sure. Now, this bit gets ridiculous. Oh, does it? Oh, okay. That's a shame. I don't like the integrity of the art being compromised, but go on. Okay. So it turns out the billionaire knew about this magic axe. And that's why he sent them down. Because the magic axe is a power source. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Elon Musk is like, I'll never make.

it to Mars without the magic axe. Yeah. Well, I think the magic axe is more a key to the, to the power. So it magic axe unlocks the hollow art power. Of course. Yeah, yeah. Which, I wouldn't understand, you know, I don't really understand Silicon Valley stuff, so I wouldn't

get any of this. I'd draw another diagram. Yeah, draw another picture from it. This is an axe, James. All right. So this is an iPod. Okay, now we cut back to the B plot. Oh, yeah. The black, the podcaster and Millie Bobby Brown in Fat Kid

Sneak into another lab It's very easy Sneak in the lab This time They find not just a metal heart But some kind of A metal dick I'm on good Gus

Luke is off just found It's a big mason cook It's bloody huge And then the podcast is like It ain't that big man It's like Shut your fucking mouth Don't listen to him

Bobby Brown Yeah okay So it's not just a mechanical heart or foot, some kind of mechanical robots. The Iron Giant. Some kind of robot Godzilla. Some kind of mecha Godzilla. Right, okay. So he's built a mecha Godzilla.

Who has? The billionaire? Right, okay. And then the billionaire, they're like, oh, they turn around, he's standing there way of a gun. Of course he is. And some whiskey. Yeah, yeah. And then he explains the plan. I was on Joe Rogan's smoking weed

when I had an epiphany. I need the magic axe That's crazy man That's crazy No it's not a good Rogan I'll work on We work on it yeah While I talk about the film

Do it We're near actually It's near the end Okay What are we at there We're at 39 But Don't worry

There is a lot more to go on Okay We'll double back to Hollow Earth Yeah And we can play a game at the end Okay Yeah okay Good

So as I said The axe Because they the hook the evil Mexican woman she's evil by the way of course I just assumed yeah yeah yeah she hooks up something to

the magic axe and now the power's going to Mecha Godzilla so mecha Godzilla oh so she was working with her dad yeah oh that's her dad sorry you're saying yeah yeah yeah okay okay I might call him a scientist one stage but there's a lot of movie parts yeah very very complex

like war and peace okay And this doesn't make sense, by the way. The magic axe also makes Godzilla more powerful. Okay. He's got spikes in his back. They start glowing. Oh, okay, with the axe.

Yeah, because he's connected to the axe spiritually. Okay, right, right, right. So Godzilla's in Tokyo at the time. And when Kong picks up the axe, Godzilla starts spazzing, all right? He starts freaking out. Right, right. And Godzilla, this might sound stupid. Godzilla shoots his fire into the ground

and shoots down to Hollow Earth From Tokyo Yeah yeah And Godzilla looks up How? Where is there a hole in Tokyo? No, no he makes the hole Oh I see He shoots down with his power

Fire breath Fire breath Yeah okay Do you have indigestion and heartburn Yeah It's an ad for Rennie So he shoots down and Kong looks up And he's like oh now I got this axe

this time is serious and then Kong jumps up up as a Tokyo right sure yeah through the hole yeah with his magic axe yeah from Hollow Earth right of course

and they start fighting though right yeah and you know it's crazy shit going on and it actually looks nice because it's it's night time in Tokyo so it's very neon ah kind of like what's that guy called

oh fuck I'm Nicholas Winding yeah it's very dry drive. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Godzilla's wearing a gay jacket that people think were cool. I always think about wore those jackets.

It's like, oh, dear God. And it always... There's like a big silver jacket with a scorpion on it. It's like, that jacket even made Ryan Gosling look like a retard. How do you think you look in it? It's one thing wearing it, but another thing, they always be like... Hey, you said, I wear the drug jacket. Oh, yes, yes, I am.

Is that Ryan Gosling? No, he's even more. handsome. Okay. All right. So they're in Tokyo. Yeah, they're Tokyo and they're fighting. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And he's got, Kong has the axe. He's swinging around. Sure. Godzilla's got more power now also from the axe. How ironic. Okay. Because the power source has been unleashed. Uh-huh.

Yeah. And they're fighting, okay. And long story short, eventually, uh, Godzilla once again gets the upper hand. Ah. Yeah. gets like Kong

an arm bar or something and knocks him to the ground and he's about to lay down the final punch

the final blast the death blow the death blow okay but then he feels sorry for Kong oh okay like this

worthless monkey is nodding to me all right so then he's about to like lay down the smackdown yeah okay

but he stops because he feels sorry for him yeah he's like oh you're you're nodding to me

all right and then he starts to under off thinking he's done but then Mecha Godzilla shows up. Oh! And then they start fighting and Mecha Godzilla gets the better hand of Godzilla

but then Kong wakes up and then they fight together to defeat Mecca Godzilla. Two are stronger than one. Yeah and does Kong still have the magic axe? Yes, yes, okay and they team up don't look me like that.

No, I'd swear, yeah. I didn't write this. this whole movie is an advertisement for cocaine this is how great cocaine is so then they fight and they defeat the mecca Godzilla oh by the way the evil Mexican girl died good and the end of the choked on our own tits yeah

they're so big and the the billionaire died as well he got blown up by mecha Godzilla okay mecha Godzilla actually has the brain waves of godgira inside of him Right

So Mech and Godzilla Will not be controlled By some millionaires Right, okay I'm getting tired talking with this Jesus Christ This is mental

So they defeat Mac They defeat the big robot And now they're friends Yeah Yeah Okay They're friends but they're not like You're not kissing each

Right They're kind of like I don't like you But I respect you Yeah yeah So they go their separate They kind of knowledge You're like

Mmhmm Yeah yeah man It's been a long time see you again or whatever that song is so then like they're like

peace Godzilla goes into water right and then Kong jumps back down the hollow earth right sits on his throne

and he is now no longer just Kong he is king Kong king of the hollow earth right and that's it

the end yeah the end the end question mark I tell you what there's no like what about this yeah

they just end it the end. There's no even like, what happens to the humans? Don't care. Forget it. What happened to Millie Bobby Brown? Doesn't matter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who gives a fuck? And that's the end. That's the end. So, uh, did you enjoy the film? It went by fast. Yeah. I was only mildly bored. Right. Okay. Yeah. See, I think I would get bored of this very quickly. Just, yeah. It's good to watch her we're friends, but I wouldn't know about her. You tried to watch it with your parents. I try to get some teenagers over

but they know to stay away from me Yeah, yeah, you went down the local rec center, it's like, oh, all right, kids, and I'm like, I got Godzilla versus Kong and then they come back to the house and just carry on film. It's the same thing. This is better.

Watch Sid James. He's a revelation. He used to hit women. Yeah, it's great. It's pretty cool. So, yeah. Just like Mayweather. So that's the film.

Okay. So what do you think about Their interpretation of Holowart? I think their interpretation was a little bit silly personally Yeah, it kind of besmirches the good name of Hollow Earth And you all I didn't like about it Hollow Worth seemed very bare

Yeah, so, I mean It just seemed like Oh, it's just a little place with like a castle And some monsters Didn't see any humans in it Okay I'd like to see Hallowart like There's loads of big cities and crazy shit

But we didn't see any of that We just like in the jungle And like, to go back to Hallow Earth theory, is it like the people that are in Hollow Earth, they all know, do they all know that they're in Hallowarth? Like, I mean... Some people think it's smart people down there that are like, look at those fools up there. Kind of like they're manipulating us for fun. Yes, that is a theory, yes. They can control emotions with their technology.

So they can start wars. They can cast basically bad vibes. Bad juju. Yeah. Yeah. They cast bad energy up to us and then it gets all pissed off. Yeah, yeah. So that's why you see the rise in hatred in the world.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the hollow earthers getting their kicks. Yeah. Doing it for the yucks. The rise of racism and exenophobia, exeno. The rise of racism and hatred is caused by a secret race that control the world. Oh, okay.

Yes. Hollowerters, by the way. Hollowerthers. And so what? The Holocaust and the World War II, 9-11, all of it is just... That's just a theory. Just a goof.

They're just having fun down there. Well, that's what some people think, but some people think they're actually really cool and nice down there. They're just kind of like, oh, I wish the people up there would be brave enough to come down here, but they're not brave enough.

So why don't they come up here? then do we scare them we're like the rough kids we're like the batch street kids yes and they're little nerds and dweaves you can't kick it with the homies yeah we're the kids from the cool school that smoke cigarettes and have little

patches yeah yeah it's like dangerous minds they're Michelle Pfeiffer and we're all Culeo so we're on 40 40 something minutes now okay I think let's change tactics here all right instead of drawing this out more let's play the cock game

the cock game oh no not again very brave of you to do this while we're recording you're getting very brazen now aren't you yes yeah so this is the celebrity penis game all right right so I've gotten lots of celebrity penis pictures on my phone oh okay and I have to guess who's dick is it and it's kind of fun because the listener

whose dick is it anyway that's what this is that's perfect yes this is why I'm like I was going to say brains but you're the brains I'm Brian and you're the brains The brains, the looks The muscle, the cock I'm it all, baby I've got pictures of cocks

Just as good Yeah So I've got a couple of pictures here Right And it's actually kind of hard To find male penises online I'd imagine so, yeah Of like you know

It's weird it is So name a celebrity John Ham A female celebrity actually Salma Hayek Yeah Salma Hayek Yeah, Salma Hayek, okay? If you type her into Google Images,

yeah. Regardless if she actually has done a nude scene or not, you're going to find nudes. Okay. Because people, they'll be Photoshop dudes. Yeah, the deep fakes and all of that. It's getting very sophisticated. Very sophisticated.

Now, they haven't used that technology on men that much. Okay, because it's that much of a market for her, I think. Those gays are kind of lazy. Yeah, I've often said that. A very lazy people. So they haven't done the deep fakes yet. They're getting to it probably. Yeah.

but it's kind of hard to find this so I had to really kind of like the Hall of Earth stuff I had to really get down with the mud You had to really dig deep Yeah yeah yeah I have to go to Ross Common for two reasons now

So here's the first picture Okay Now this is we're going to start off light This is someone's shorts Okay So this describes it It's red shorts And there's an outline of a penis

Yeah it looks like quite a like a bulge does it though it looks like it's kind of it looks like he's walking and it's kind of swung to the side maybe yeah so who do you think that is now i'll give you i'll drop hints okay go on give me some hints a musician a musician uh Justin Bieber exactly yeah okay that's almost you got a bit too easy yeah yeah I have to pretend like oh I wonder as if they're not every single one is etched into my brain it's like I just start showing you better ones and they're all asleep I got better angles it's funny as well as I showed it

you're kind of mountain Justin Bieber Yeah Yeah Yeah It's like Oh is it

Well I'm a believer At heart Here's the next one This looks like Unccumcised Does Very ripped It's a black and white

Picture as well Okay Now I'll drop a little hint On this Go on It's from a play A play A publicity still of a play

That's how you sell a play Jesus Yeah Not rent God, cat, is it? No. No, describe listeners again. It's just a black and white picture of a naked man.

Yeah, he's in very good shape. Now, there might be a clue in the background. Okay. What's behind him, James? Is it like a... It looks like a boulder or something? I don't know. I can't really make it. It's an animal behind him.

Oh, is it? Yes. But you can't really see the head. I can't see that. at all. You can see his head, but... Yeah, it's a very girthy dick, isn't it?

It doesn't even look like it's hard, that's just what it's like all the time. Wow. Imagine I have to deal with that. No, thanks. Hey, I'm a grower, not a shower. It's an actor in a play.

Yeah. And I'll give you another hint. When this was taken, he was just legal. Oh, okay. Jesus. A child actor who decided to rebel... Sack Ephron?

No, no. Close enough, though. He's a child actor. Yeah. We all saw him as a child And then like a lot of child actors He decided to rebel a bit And show his dick

Yeah And be like I'm going to star in the production That's hardcore Oh fuck Toby McGuire No He played the chosen one

Canna Reeves No This isn't fun anymore Okay Who is it? It's Harry Potter Oh fuck Okay

That's his magic wand Is it Daniel Radcliffe's dick Okay Yeah Good for him Yeah Good for him.

Airbrushed. Next one. I'll tell you, none of these are, I'm trying to find some celebrity micro penises. No. Okay, this one looks like it was taken, you know, this is a full bush. Yes.

Rare to see a full bush. I actually didn't notice the bush, but it's quite unnerving. Kind of looks like a wig. Well, it's also out of focus, the picture. Now, this is very zoomed in. The actual picture was taken like. Like real far away.

Really far away, yeah. Okay. That's what good journalists. Right, right. There was actually, there was like a company committing some crimes. They're like, get out of the way.

Trying to take a picture of his cock. This is another actor, by the way, a male actor. Okay. I'm going to say, Justin Timberlake, no. Close. Close? Now, no, not close.

No, okay. He's a man. Right. He's an actor. He's been in big films and also a big producer. Ben Stiller? No, Ben wouldn't have that. No, no, no, you're right.

I don't know, just tell me. Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt, okay. I should have guessed, the hippie, hippie luck, you know? Yeah. On, yeah, scruffy cock. We'll do one more. One more.

This is a fun one, because it's not actually a cock at all. Oh, that's like a penis mold. Yeah, it's a mold of a penis of a famous dead person. And this penis went on sale, this mold of a penis, and sold for a very high bid. Heath Ledger. no oh it's it's someone who's dead as i said yeah uh not an actor not an actor a musician man oh jim morrison close uh he was black jimmy hendricks yes yay so that's jimmy hendricks's being it that's jimmy hendricks's dick yeah and there's a woman holding it the jimmy hendricks experience i like it yeah okay

i wonder how that's going to be listening back yeah i was wondering as well it'd be different if we could show them the pictures? I can post it. Can you? Yeah. I don't think SoundCloud or Spotify would let me post penises. Tell you what, if you go on to our Patreon, I will post all the penises. Okay. I don't think anybody's really going to be.

Have you seen the patrons? You don't let me see it. Don't let you see the money either. No cocks or money for you, James. No, no. I'm like, this is a very Dickensian. Oh, bit of wordplay there. I'm like, I'm like, Oliver, please, sir, can I have more cock?

So that was the pilot, all right, of the game. Now, we'll make it better when we have a... See, if we had like a video element, if we had a video, you could put it up on the screen. Yeah, I'll tell you, this is for a live show, that would be amazing. Yeah, that's true. The live show, our gay fan base would go insane. Yes, our ever-expanding gay fan base. We've got two of them now.

Despite my best efforts. so for a live show that would be a fun game that would be fun yeah I want to do when we're able to do live shows again I think a live show

with lots of fun interactive elements yeah yeah I think that's good because the less we have to talk the better it'll be the more enjoyable

it'll be for the audience the dream is I just show pictures of cocks in silence and you're not there and you can pay a lot of money to do it

and I'm just on a beach making cryptic video that's very esoteric yeah we are like opening antony in many ways we are yeah minus their success

before we go actually I was showing James the open Anthony documentary on YouTube it's a podcast it's a podcast documentary yeah it was great

it's very interesting I really enjoyed it I got like I started it last night finished it this morning flew through the there only like 20 minutes a piece

except for the last episode it's like an hour long but it was great he like he takes 20 years of their career and you know compacts it in and yeah I really enjoyed it yeah it's uh because it brings back a lot of memories so I remember I used to listen to Open Anthony like

live yeah yeah when I come home from school you see it would have been well like 15 15 or so the perfect age the perfect age I'm very happy I got to listen to it live I'm jealous I kind of discovered them a bit later I didn't get into them until like I think it was even after Patrice died Yeah

See that's funny I would have been listening I guess I would have been around Listening before Patrice died But I don't remember him dying too well Yeah It wasn't like I could lie and be like

Oh man I remember where I was The day yeah Oh man I remember I stood up And the teacher was like what's going on I was like Patrice is dead man He wouldn't understand He was the truth

Yeah yeah It's funny how so many comics are like Man Patrice is my biggest inspiration Then you see their stand up he would have hated all of them he would have been like you stink you stink it sucks I miss that man

you know what we don't have that in Irish comedy we really need to just be able to call people I was like you suck you stink you're worthless I'll tell you who I want to call out there I go back to fucking what's the name Sissy Roach Oh Sissy Spastard

Yeah yeah Is that Roach that Yeah he's back on Twitter Who likes him Literally nobody like we did it we talked shit about him on the Patreon and we have people mess just saying I love that you talk shit about that guy he's an asshole yeah he is but like I love how people he's kind of like Graham Lennon in a way where it's like I'm helping women so I can be the biggest con in the world yeah yeah just like an unfunny just a sniveling little weasel he's like Randall from recess yes yes miss Finster he's just like who are you helping nobody it's see it's a thing that's what none of them want to admit right they all want to like portray it as if it's this real altruistic i'm helping thing but it's just because they're so sad and

empty you have nothing going on it gives them a little adrenaline rush and a little buzz and a little bit of meaning or at least the you know the you know assemblance of meaning in their shitty lives it's all like it's uh what's the word you know they're uh self-serving they're Cuntish, that's what is. Well, yeah, it is very condish also. You're right, yeah. Anytime I'm thinking of a word, I was like, what's that word?

Oh, yeah, cunt. That's the one, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, like, it's just, like, who, is there anyone who's like, my God, you know, I was in a real bad place, but thankfully, this guy tweeted something. This motherfucker's got, like, three Twitter accounts. He's like, oh, shut them all down.

And he's always like, oh, this, I had to keep, deactivate this one because the police is legal, no one cares to sue you. No one would care of. enough to kill you. You fucking little pig. You'll pig. Oike, oik, oik. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just pissing off everyone.

I also hate, he's so pass-aggressive. He doesn't just go like, fuck this guy. He's always like, a certain comedian who's black and his name starts with E. Yeah. He's like, oh, who's he taught? It's like, it's a riddle. But he's basically, yeah, because that comedian worked at Galway, he, you know, he's

worse than any racist. He's like worse than them all or whatever. David Duke. Yeah, pretty. much, yeah. Yeah, he just said, well, it's like, or like, how much this can we take? There was like a, like a, you know, a disabled comedian, somebody who has like mobility issues or whatever.

And he was like, oh, breaks by heart to have to, you know, attack a disabled person. It's like, well, then don't. Keep your fucking mouth shut. Yeah. Who the fuck ass just, pick the right target? Yeah, yeah. Have some balls.

You know what I mean? He's just a fucking little weasel. Yeah. Just a cowardly little weasel. You know what I'd be like, if someone brutally attacked my sister, and I was like, oh, don't worry, sis, I'll help. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the guys who attacked her were wearing, like, Yankees hats.

Right, right. I'm going to attack the Yankees. Yeah. Fuck you, Derek Jeter. Yeah, yeah. And Fred Durst, because he wore those caps, dude. Yeah. It's misplaced, I'll see you down.

Yeah, yeah. He's always, like, his little, like, like, you kind of pointed out, there's one line he loves it. He was, like, enjoy your drink vouchers. Yeah. He literally, you know. is that every time. It's like, oh, genius. What a callback. Look, I see your help and you're trying to help. And, you know, you've got your own problems. But pissing everyone off and making everyone

unhappy, that's how you do it, man. That's how you help. I don't think anybody feels like any more supported from him and they just, he openly attacks people. Like, he's a bully. He's what he is. He's behaving like a bully. And he's, you know, we've heard from a lot of people that he's very, self-indulgent narcissistic he has like very grandiose you know ideas about himself so he really thinks like oh I am like you know breaking down barriers here

he's a narcissist all his friends hate him I've heard this I've done my research now we sound like we're obsessed with him yeah he's just someone who mildly mildly in now he doesn't Twitter he has attacked us he actually I think he thinks we're cool

he probably does well not anymore but whatever yeah well it's good we got the off my off your chest yeah yeah well like yeah but off your chest hey if you want to hear more of that

petty little ramblings like little school girl bitches that we are if you want to hear more of that subscribe to our Patreon where we take shits on everybody man you want to find out

how it's connected to the Hall of Work man you know if you do a gig in the Hall of Earth you're a rapist enjoy your drinks vouchers enjoy your Bulmer's drinks vouchers when you're gigging and hollow earth with your magic axe.

Yeah, yeah. We know what that means magic axe. Phallic imagery. Yeah, you'll be opening for Louis C.K. and hollow words for a Bowmer's

drink voucher. Yeah. You see, we're standing up this, we're standing up to people here. Yeah, we're standing up to mentally ill people on Twitter. This is punching up.

It's about time we take them down. A guy who gets like two tweet, two likes of his tweet. Two faves or whatever. the fuck it's called. He gets two likes on each tweet and we're like, we got to take him down. I'm like the amount of times this guy's like, I'm quitting Twitter for my mental health

and then he's back two weeks later. It's like okay. God, his poor wife. Jesus, yeah. Just please stop. He's like, I gotta keep doing this one. I gotta keep fighting the good fight. It's like a tour of juries. I got to another three months. I come back scarred, but protecting our freedom.

Yeah. Right. Okay, well, that was good. I didn't expect us to talk with that on the Godzilla v. Kong episode. Well, you just never know much like Hollow Earth, you know, we go down lots of rabbit holes. All right, this is be fun. It's also, it's a lighter note for a second

before we end. It's good to be back in your house. It's good to be back doing regular episodes in person, you know, fuck the lockdown, we're all done, we're all over it. Yeah, fuck that. Prince Philip is dead. You may have noticed I got a haircut. Didn't notice it. Did you know? Oh, I mean, yes, I did. Oh, right.

Forget it. You. You're, you for you know you're we're done that's it we're done I'm going to start a podcast with that Twitter cut it's going to be me and him going after you yeah yeah yeah a certain comedian

but yeah so it's fun it's good to be back and we got some good episodes lined up yes we we with some good movie episodes some good more conspiracy stuff you know we're going to attack people who don't deserve it you know just all like hey

got our claws out now. Yeah. And there's a few people on my list. Oh, you better watch out, my friend. The ever expanding list.

Yeah. The shit list. Anybody who went to primary school with me, watch out. Anybody that still goes to that primary school? Yeah.

I'm attacking them all. Yeah. All right, let's end it there. Thanks for listening, guys. Thanks for listening. Enjoy. Bye.

Goodbye. Goodbye. What do I say enjoy for? What does that even mean? Well, I hope you did enjoy it. And fuck me. Goodbye.