Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 113 : The Circle of Baked Alaska

Episode Date: April 27, 2021

James gets more drunk while Brian talks white supremacists and Steptoe and Son. NOTE : This episode was recorded before the announcement of the European Super League.

Go. And we're going again. Yes, yes. We're back with three episodes for all the lovely people listen. Thank you all. This is Brian and James fuck each other, award-winning podcast. It is. Yes.

We put, yes. I made a little reward for ourselves. Well, come on, let's be honest. We had an entire award ceremony that we put on for ourselves. You had a speech and I interrupted you. You did. And I was surprised, but we were able to get Billy Crystal to host. So things aren't going well for Billy, boy.

We got him to come to Dublin. Yeah. And we really mistreated him. Yeah, really abused him. We didn't pay for Anahen. It was all out of his own pockets. He wasn't out in the house. We had a little dog house out back because that's where you belong.

Yeah. Where's Robin? Where is Robin? Yeah. Father's Day. When's the sequel coming out? We've been having a great time. We have, yeah.

You've been drinking. I have. I'm all boozed up. How many peronis have you had now? This is my fourth. So I'm not like. That make you feel good? I feel a bit loose.

Yeah, smoked a little weed there too. So I'm feeling, I'm feeling good. When you're in work again? Oh, well, Wednesday. Oh, geez, that's grand, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Smoke them up, like. I will.

Well, I'm going to take a break now. Kind of, after this, I'm going to... No. No, no, you're not allowed. You're right. What am I thinking? I need to get more drugs. Yeah.

If anything, I should take up, I think a new drug. What do you think? It could not hurt. Crystal meth? It could not make things worse. Crystal meth, yeah, you're right, it couldn't, really things. I mean, what really couldn't, hypothetically, if I became like a heroin addict, what would I lose? What really would get any worse?

Okay, here's thing, let's say heroin. Yeah. People think, oh, you do a bit of heroin, suddenly it's like, you're on the, suddenly it's all, what's that film, Adam and Paul? Adam and Paul, yeah. It's like, you take, I'm like mugging down syndrome end for their bus change. Do you do that anyway? Well, I do, but, you know. You smoke one jight, you're like, oh, I have no control over myself.

This is our fucking leap card, yeah? Yeah, fucking little. No. Yeah, but what happened is, okay, is that's a very slow, gradual process if you can't handle your shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's for, like, you know,

if you can't hold your drink, you're not going to hold your heroin. Right. But you, you're pretty good with a drink. So I'm saying, yeah. A lot of people do heroin, they're grand. Okay.

A lot of doctors do heroin. Is that right? Back in the 18th century. Morphine and stuff. same thing. Well, see, I mean, here's the thing, though. If you got, like, a fucking Vicodin prescription, I don't even know if you can get that over here.

But that's basically the same. Like, you do enough. I mean, okay, no, that's a bit of a, you know, glib statement. I think injecting heroin is way more intense, obviously. But kind of like, you know, like a good, like, why go straight to that when you can just take a couple of pills, a couple of percocet or Vicodin, and you get the same kind of opiate buzz, but it's, you know, not. as like debilitating or whatever well what happens is to get hooked on those pills yeah and then

they can't afford the pills anymore so then they get on heroin so then they go to badger and skinny Pete want some heroin bro you know those type of guys yeah yeah that's how it goes but I'm just saying if you just were smart about heroin yeah you only do it on the weekends yeah you only do in work not smart that's actually a good I like that yeah and that way like You do it gradual as well. So eventually it's be like, I guess that's just how James is. I guess I just forgot what James is like. Yeah, yeah.

In fairness, now, in work, no one had really noticed. I'm pretty low-key when I'm in work. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're not the toast of work. No, a lot of them were like, you're a comedian, really? Like, there's like one guy I work with, and he's like, go on, tell us a joke.

Tell us your best joke. and like obviously as you know like in that moment if you were to tell a joke it wouldn't you know it would fall flat you're not in the right mood yeah and it's not the right environment

but you know if you don't tell a joke you're a dickhead so for the first couple of times when he was all like tell it's a joke and I was like ah no no more and it was like and then eventually like

okay well okay so I have this one joke and I do the joke blah blah blah and so like set up set up set up punch you're like shine and he just goes oh yeah and like you know it's like right okay well that's what i expected your response to be great now neither of us are happy yeah exactly it's just depressing for all involved yeah like you know going up to a comedian offstage and saying tell us a joke

that's literally like our n word it's the exact same say it he's talking the truth yeah yeah that's that's our n word that's a comedian's end word tell us a joke You're basically doing a minstrel show there in front of us. There's a long and dark history. That you plebs wouldn't understand. The amount of comedians in the 50s walking home, all right? A truck would pull up, all right? A truck a good old boy.

Well, where, we got ourselves a funny man here. Come on, funny. boy make me laugh now and then you know time to kill imagine that girl was a comedian ah yes

yes I'm feeling good now that's good yeah what were you even talking oh yeah heroin yeah enough of the silly business so back to the real talk

I think you could handle heroin and you'd be grand for a couple years yeah maybe I don't know it might be good to find an addiction that isn't like cheeseburgers

you know like at least aesthetically I would look like I'm doing it that'd be great I get on heroin and people are like gee what's Katten's new regiment he's looking great yeah he's dropping the LBs you know a lot of a lot more scabs on his face than used to be but overall

looking pretty good I guarantee it you'd make more friends as well you're probably right more friends with heroin than cheese burgers that's true because it forces you to go out of your comfort zone yeah and meet new people, friendly dealers who are only looking out

for the best. For your best. They want to provide a service to like the customer. And you meet some nice scabby women that don't really talk much.

But you know for a few pound they'll, you know, they'll do what you want. No eye contact, doesn't matter. Yeah,

yeah. That's how I like it. Uh. So I think, yeah, you should get a new addiction. It's something to keep in the back pocket.

I'll mull it over and I'll get back to you. Well, is going to get addicted to, food Don check that one off

a long time ago sex well no see it's the food addiction that prevents the sex addiction from really becoming a thing they don't really go hand in hand no no not really

but some people I suppose I'd go to brazers maybe I could start doing that and then making me cheeseburgers eat a cheeseburger out of my age while you're doing heroin you fucking hoot eat a fucking cheeseburger out of my age

what else can you get addicted to you get addicted to the TV shows yeah I can start I'm so addicted to Netflix oh I'm a bingeaholic on Netflix social media it would be funny you get addicted to your phone now

according to that shitty black mirror episode I was driving and I looked at my phone and crashed the car on Jesus the wife's dead and it's all your fault yeah it's always someone else's fault our generation now

it's always someone else's fault. No accountability. No one takes agency for their personal actions. Just shut up and do some heroin. Yeah. Speaking of Black Mirror, we just watched,

this is why you're in such a good mood, by the way. We were downstairs watching the show called The Circle. The Circle, which is, it's actually grotesque,

a dystopian nightmare come to fruition. I love this so much. Yeah, yeah. It's funny as well, because there was a girl downstairs and when she left,

we're like, let's put on the circle. Now that the birds go on, the lads can have the back. And we can learn lessons from it. So the circle. It's hard to describe. I'm going to try and describe it.

Go on, you do it. You can critique me. I will. This is probably new to you, but you can try it, okay? We'll try it. So the circle is a bunch of people in a... Wrong. They're not people.

They're worthless dogs. No, sorry, go on. A bunch of people in a house. I think it's like a block of apartments, okay? And they're allowed create their profile. Yeah. But they can lie. Yes, right.

So they can catfish. the other contestants that's fun isn't it so it's kind of like it's think of the big brother house but instead of them all being together in one common area they're in a kind of block of apartments all in their own apartments so they're separated yeah and can come only communicate with each other via these social media profiles they make and they can decide whether to show their real personality or to calffish them with it's very and they have to earn points yeah and you can test And the circle is the computer That runs to all the apartments

Yeah, like how? So you talk to Circle And you go, Circle, tell Lizzie I think she's cool And Circle will be like, I can't do that And then it'll turn off the air And you'll die I'm afraid I can't do that, Savannah.

And then how does that end? She sees her old self. Yeah, eating dinner and bed In a weird room. Yeah, and then she leases out And there's a big black cock there. Wait, that's not what that

Yeah, that's how they start. There's a big black cock. It's like the Roershack. Yes, it puts... And all the monkeys went mad. Yeah, 2001 is like a Roershack test. If the monolith is a black cock

means you're perfectly normal. Well, it is kind of like... Anybody that didn't see a black cock is a freak. Well, it is similar because the monolith in the novel anyway is a computer, kind of like an alien computer thing, right? And it goes to different planets

and helps them evolve. Oh. That's why I don't. monkeys evolved because of the monolith. Right, okay. Yeah, so kind of Black Hawk helps evolve in a little way. I've often said that. In my science fiction, uh, science faction.

Yeah, yeah. Anyway, so the circle. Science fuction. Yes. There you go. So the circle, so they all have to compete and earn points. Yeah, yeah. And during the series, you can kick people out, kind of like Survivor or any other show.

They can kick people out. Big Brother is the same, like, Volta Mach. I love how people are like, you know, Big Brother's popular. wouldn't it be better if they couldn't interact with each other that's literally what it is so like when they're on camera the whole time and they're like talking out loud now obviously they're not

really just by themselves because they know they're being filmed and broadcast right but they are in the room by themselves like oh my god I really hope I don't get voted out this is crazy bro how could this even happen like oh I never thought I'd be in this position

yeah a lot of them are doing bad acting where it's like oh no I hope I don't get kicked out That would make me so angry. And it's just like the worst type of people you can imagine. Let's describe some of the people. There was a young woman with bouncy tits. All of them were kind of young with bouncy tits, though. Even the old guy.

There's that real douchey yoga guy. Yeah, the yoga guy. He's a breeding teacher. Yeah, yeah. It's like, okay, so I work in breath work. I can teach you how to use your breath to reach eternal bliss. Yeah, so like, you know the way some people are sad? Yeah.

Because not breathing right. Yeah, maybe maybe the reason he's happy is because he was born an Abercrobby and Fitch model with six-pack good hair, nice bone structure

and a big dick. No, I bet he was real... Why are people so miserable? No, I bet he was a real ugly cunt. I bet he was Steve Bouchemi. And then he learned how the... Yeah, young Bishemi was fuckable.

I have to check. Let me check. Let's duck at it right now. Yeah. Well, like, I don't know. For me... Pull that up, Jamie. Bishemmy in Reservoir dogs

I'd fuck him before I'd fuck any of the rest of them. Maybe Michael Madsen. Madsen all the way. Yeah, Mr. Blonde. He's a bit of a bad boy. Yeah, yeah. I hear he has a lot of DUIs and daddy like.

Oh, mother may I. Steve Boucher. You look up Steve Bouchermy, it's all not great pictures. Let me look up young. That's because he's looking a lot like Prince Philip. I mean, I wouldn't say he's the best looking

he definitely looks like um so like that's what you like is it yeah it is that's what I like big bushemi queer yeah

a boochemi buffdy that's what I am yeah that's the name of our gang the boochemy buff we walk along clicking yeah who else is in the circle

let's get the old guy yeah so it's all fuckable young people Yeah, and then this weird, old, creepy-looking dude who's, what, is he like 60? He's 53. He says that. Yeah. He looks older than, he's a bad 53.

You know what I mean? He's like, what is it? He's an author. He's an author and he writes under a female name. Oh, my God. So he... He's like a ghost writer. Yeah.

Well, no, I think he just has a female pen name. Right, okay. Because probably, like, sometimes it works. If you write romance novels, women don't want to hear a 53-year-old man writing about romance. Fair enough. So you just pretend you're a woman. Cindy Apple Bottom. Right.

Okay. Yeah, or something like that. I'm just his name I pulled out of year. It's not my name. When I go online and I talk to older men. Oh, no. You're Sidney Apple Bottom? Oh, no.

We were going to run away together. So, yeah, he's a 53-year-old man. And his whole thing is like, I'm pretty good at cat fishing. So you can create your profile But he's going to use someone else's pictures In his profile He's got a friend called Tiger or something River

River, yeah He's got a young, very young sexy friend called River And that's just normal Yeah, yeah, yeah And I couldn't really tell what his proclivity was Was it girls or guys or I think it's probably both

I think he's in the girls I think he goes up to random women's Like, I actually write under a female name So, you know And he just punches her in the face Nice. Yeah. Well, he's my favorite already.

Yeah, I hope he wins. Give him the Booker Prize. Yeah. The Nobel, whatever. Yeah, you got, nearly got there. Well, what, Nobel Prize for Literature? Is that what it is? Who cares?

Because there's the Nobel Priest Prize, and then there's a Pulitzer as well. The Pulitzer. Louis Lane won one of those in the Superman comics Cool That's what I'll tell a girl Yeah yeah

I respect women like Lois Lane Anyway Anyway So he's gonna go on And he's gonna pretend To be a young Fuckable guy To trick people

And that's okay in this show Young are earned points It's weird though Isn't it I mean Isn't that kind of like Illegal or something They encourage cheat Like cheating and lying in the show

Right That's what makes it so scintillating Oh, okay, it's like you're not supposed to like it Yeah, but you do like it You don't want to admit it, do you? You don't want to admit it You'll still just press charges, won't you? Yeah, yeah

You'd like to pretend Oh, I don't like the 53 year old man We know what you think Yeah, yeah So that was the circle Yeah, so awful Are you gonna watch more? No, I don't think

Are you? I'm gonna watch all of it I'd like to watch more Maybe with you And just because we can laugh And make fun of it We'll probably go downstairs and watch more.

Yeah, yeah, well, like, Rooney was there. Rooney is like, very kind of well-read,

intellectual young guy. Like, he's not really big with social, he didn't, he didn't really fuck with social media. Like,

he kind of didn't get a smartphone until, like, 2000 and 18. Yeah. You know, he's an old soul. So,

like, he was watching it and, you know, it really was for him, like, seeing a dystopian nightmare come to life. Yeah,

it's not good. It freaked him out. He was like, is this what the world is. I kind of felt bad. It's kind of like showing hardcore porn to Jimmy Stewart. It is. Yeah, it's just like, no, you're

a good soul. You shouldn't be seeing this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got any Asians? He wouldn't say that. He was a good man. So it's funny, because we watched that and we watched some baked Alaska videos. And for some reason,

the white supremacists didn't bum us out as much as the young circle people. No, yeah. It's a different kind of repulsion. Yeah. Yeah.

But they're both bad. Yes, in their own way. You didn't know who baked Alaska was until I told you, did you? No, I had heard about him, like, because, yeah, as you said, porcelain did a documentary about him. So I think I watched, like, the first half of it, but then it was, like, I really have no context here. I don't know who this guy is, so I didn't bother watching the rest of it. Yeah, also, you don't know how, like, how important he is. It's, like, it's just some guy, or is he, like...

Yeah. The head of some organization. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I was familiar, but not very. See,

I was surprised because I heard, oh, it's like baked Alaska. Like, I hear, like, the name get thrown around.

Yeah. And I was in the context of, oh, he's a crazy guy like baked Alaska or like, he's a white supremacist

like baked Alaska. Right. Yeah, never in a great context now. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But then I just assumed, like, oh, he's bad. Probably just a kind of boring, like, oh, black people bad. Yeah. He's way more entertaining.

Okay. Not good. Not good. But entertaining. Entertaining. Way better in a circle. And the origin is interesting as well. So baked Alaska.

That's not his real name, by the way. Oh, really? I think his name's like Ian. Never met a good Ian in my life, you know? Well, he was born in Alaska. Oh. And actually his parents were the head of a Christian cult. Interesting.

I think they had His parents were born in Russia Oh wow And they set up in Alaska And they started Some kind of Non-profit Righteous gemstones type

Organization Interesting Where it's like We're helping the poor We've also got like Nine massive houses Okay yeah Yeah yeah

That'd be great Man I'd love to get in On something like that So he came from big money And like all these rich kids It's like He came from big money He went to college

For something Not completely like You know like I do the I did PR in marketing and then immediately got a job in Warner Bros. Music. Right, okay.

You know, just immediately. And he worked a few different companies for a while. He was with, like, what's the name of the record? Capital Records and the, I don't know, debt roll,

whatever. Oh, okay, yeah. Maybe not debt role, but he's in all like, a lot of big names, okay? Right, right, right. And then he was like, hey, I work in the record industry,

maybe I can become part of it by becoming a rapper. Right. So he became a rapper and he took the name Baked Alaska because he loved weed And he's from Alaska Yeah, now you're getting it Genius

Yeah Now I watched a few of his rap videos They're all about wanting And it's it's weed Yeah, he likes weed And that's basically it Okay And every now and again he'll throw in the fact that he's from Alaska

Right That's a bit of stank on it Oh okay Well there's a lot like There's not even any rhymes If it's something like such an old man Like not even rhyming Yeah where's the flow

Like in my day emcees you'll to flow and spit that shit. These punks today with their ying-gangs and zibbid-doos. But it's just like, I'm from Alaska, I'm from Alaska, and you'll never change me, and I like smoking weed. It's like that. And then there's another song, it's like, I'm on my boat, and I'm from Alaska.

It's just all that. In case you had forgotten, in case you can't remember the first one. I think he did like three or four. Right. And they weren't doing well. But it kind of got like an internet following because they were silly. Because they were shit. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. So from that, he managed to get a job in BuzzFeed. Oh, interesting. Yeah. Now, his BuzzFeed stuff, very buzzfeed-y, where it's like the top 10 best movies to get stoned to. Right, okay. Number three, semi-pro. You know, whatever, like, yeah.

Great. film. Isn't that so fucking insane that like there are just so many people whose entire job is to make those lists? Yeah, or like the best gifts to look at when you're drinking too much coffee. Yeah, yeah.

Just fucking the most inane fucking garbage. Listicals, that's what they're called. Listicals. Yeah. Right, so it's a list and an article. Yeah, yeah. Brilliant. It has to be clever.

They made two words and turned it into one word has to be I mean you can't say that's not intelligent you know how hard it is I try to think

of a different one in my head right now couldn't okay I was thinking like chair door

I got one what you know when you're you're having anxiety and you to get rid of it you

you bust the nut yeah you can say that you're feeling wankcious that's very good thank you I feel bad

I can't think of one hey what can I fucking retard retard brine now In fairness, that is one I had...

He is one I brought earlier. No, I thought of that before. I didn't just, like, make that up there now. When were you thinking of that? I don't know. It's just something that came to me, like, a long time ago, and I was thought, oh, that's kind of funny. I might put that in something at some time.

Keep that in the chamber. Exactly. Oh, I got a lot of those. Okay. Now I have to think of one. Door handle. Key. No.

Handle. Oh, brilliant. New word. New word. New word. Anyway, let's not... No, I could say... Dike.

So, is that the one that you've made, or is that one of the words you're going to use? No, it's always on my mind. Okay. Okay, we'll move on. I'll circle back to that. Circle back to it. That'll be the finale.

Circle. Oh, look at that. Jesus, you're really running circles around me. Yeah. All right. Now, set it. on. Okay. You just tell the notes. Leave the

heavy lifting to me. Back to the white supremacist. So he was a big popular guy on BuzzFeed. And then BuzzFeed started doing more video content. And they were like, we need this guy in the videos. He is a star.

Yeah, yeah. He smokes weed and he's from Alaska. And you'll never guess what his name is. So I watch them with videos. They're very like, um, yo man. I'm about to get my ear pierced for first time ever This is crazy

Then he's like walking and going like Man this is Oh man I'm freaking out I'm freaking out You gonna do my ear? Yes What are you gonna do to it bro What are you gonna do to my ear bro?

Yeah I'm gonna put a needle in it Whoa whoa whoa Nobody said he'll be fucking with needles Bro I don't know if I could do this man And then he goes out to the parking lot It's like

Come on man you can do it You can do it And he sikes himself back up And then yeah Yeah, I'll do it now Hey, this is baked Alaska And this is getting my ear pierced By a Hispanic guy

No way Come on, dude He just starts pukin You can do it, man You want him to wear a hazmat suit Just in case I catch any You know Hispanic

Yeah, keep your taco fingers away from me, bro Yeah So in the video it's like He's gonna do it, he's gonna do it I've done it oh man he did it look at that man like loads of sound effects

and all yeah it's very OCD edited yeah there's never still shot for a second yeah it's very like the camera's all moving he's always like moving his arms about as well

yeah and there's all like yeah like freeze frames and like hard cuts jump cuts it's all wacky it goes black and white sometimes what text on the screen yeah yeah it's exhausting yeah but that's what you got to make these days

that is that's why our podcast is successful because we've got to be more like just making noise I'm going to

poop I'm supposed to poop a burr dyke yeah that's how you get fans it's the dyke

alone but that's how you get fans all right but we're trying to make sentences like losers but

so anyway he's going well and he's making these great listicles and then something happened now there's conflicting

stories he says BuzzFeed was a liberal hellhole where they were openly discussed how they're going to take down Donald Trump. Okay. Treason anyone? Now he says he...

They're committing treason with their listicles. Yes. Like, we're going to take down Donald Trump with a list. What killed Lincoln? You know, I knew of another powerful organization who was fond of making lists of uh yeah anyway so um

so anyway that's a great full stop yeah so anyway he says he was getting more more concerned about the power that BuzzFeed had and how unpatriotic they work this is the president you're talking about okay you can joke around you can say he maybe he smokes weed

that's fun yeah saying he's bad that's not fun no he says that one stage he said something was a spirit animal and they chastised them for it because they said that's cultural appropriation What, saying spirit animal? Yeah.

Oh what? Is that not a, I thought, I thought that's what the hip kids like to say. No. It's not allowed. According to Bigd Alaska,

this is what they told them. Okay. No one else has backed this up, but he says, and then another thing he said that he brought a Make America gray hat in, and he was treated worse

than a comedian-ass in the 50s. Yeah. he says that he was basically like you know metaphorically spit on yeah but like come on he knew like he knew what the you know political climate or the leanings were in that office and he knew that if he were to wear that hat he was going to elicit that exact reaction yeah and is that is that cool yeah like he's you know he's trying to you know antagonize people it's like look you got to go along to get along. That's just how it is.

I would have been a great Nazi. If you wore a hat into work and make America a great hat into work, would you get a response? At this stage, it's like retro. No, yeah. They wouldn't really, no, like, we kind of have like a guy in there. He's more like just big conspiracy guy.

They don't really, people don't really like him. But anyway, whatever. I don't think, I think if everybody saw me wear that, they'd think I was doing it like, ironically probably. Well, they'd, they didn't think he was done ironically right now some people say he was pushed some people say he left okay was he fired was he left it's really all up to him and you really can't trust him because he's always telling conflicting information as we go along okay yeah yeah yeah so he was like

okay i i'm no longer working for buzzfeed those nazis yeah now i can be me now i can finally be me and come out and support donald trump this is around the 2016 elections okay now i can dedicate myself to getting Mr. Trump into the office, the great, beautiful office that is the White House. So he, yeah, he kind of reinvented himself as this really pro-Trump, MAGA, dude.

And he produced the MAGA anthem. The MAGA anthem. Yeah. And what was that? I'm not familiar. I love Trump. Love Trump. And I'm from Alaska. I love weed in Alaska. With Trump. Bill the Wall.

Yeah. I think he did a separate song called Build a Wall. Build a wall All his songs Are very like You know Immigrants Bair

Do do do do Do smoking weed I bat my weed From immigrants But I don't like it Yeah It was like that But again

Like his other raps They weren't good But people were kind of like Oh That's a thing Suppose he's with us now Yeah Yeah

It's kind of like You have to Cheer him on Yeah And he kind of got Retweeted Mostly ironic but he became a known face

and this is around the time where lots of people are like oh we can make money off this if I just say if I just say something real basically I think Trump's cool and feminists are trying to stop me you'll get a following

and then you'll get money and you can make money off these poor depressed people who like have nothing I have had many people not many but a couple of people say to me that that's what we should do on this podcast is like

I want to lean to that direction because there's money to be made is like yeah but I really wouldn't feel good about it I'm not even from a moral standpoint I just wouldn't enjoy doing the podcast then if like I knew that's specifically what we were doing and who we were trying to cater for in the guise of making money

like it'd be so simple actually know I think about it would be so simple for us to start every episode but like hear about this new thing now you're not allowed to say Baba Black Sheep because of Muslims and we just talk about that and get people all roiled up Oh my God

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But we'll give you a headache Perfect Make your eyes all bloodshot Women love men with bloodshot eyes Yeah yeah Like Pete David He gets all the bitches. So he becomes kind of semi-popular.

Right. And he's still got like, he's got kind of like business connections. So he ends up becoming Milo Ianapolis's tour manager. Interesting. Yeah, for his American tour. This around the time Milo was kicking off. Yeah, yeah. So he's like, hey, Milo, let's team up.

I'll get you. I think he exaggerated a bit. It's like, I know all the guys in America. I know all the big wigs. I'll get you. All the, what's the big, uh, send me some big. studios, big, um...

Like fox and stuff? No, I mean like big theatres. You know, Madison Square Garden? I can get you in there. I know a guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got two tickets to the Knicks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think he bullshit him a little bit.

Right. And then Milo, very early on to this tour was like, yeah, this guy cares way more about himself. Right, he's kind of, yeah, making his own kind of, he's like live streaming the whole time. Yeah, he's like, hey, look, him with Milo, yeah. I'm from Alaska. Right, right, right.

Did you get me my vitamin water, you prick? So then he's tweeting a lot, and he's tweeting lots of stuff, and it's just like very basic Jews control media, full stop. Okay. Yeah, see, this is like... Not much of a joke. No, no. Or like, it's not anything.

It's just like a really dumb conspiracy thing. It's just like the basic broad stuff. strokes, you know. And one of the big things that got him in trouble is he posted a picture, a Photoshop picture of, I think a Democratic politician, a Democrat

in a gas chamber. Oh. And Donald Trump is pulling the switch. Okay. Pulling the lever and then she's dying in the gas chamber. Yeah. And he's dressed up like a Nazi.

Yeah. You know, a bit like Chris Morris. Soterical. Yeah. So people didn't like that. Sure. And Milo distanced himself. Yeah.

If Milo Uninopolis is going Yeah, this guy's a bit too toxic This guy's bit of an edge lord I mean I'm all for having a laugh But come on Where's the subtlety? So he kind of distanced himself And a lot of people, it seems like

Regardless of your political opinions No one liked this guy Yeah Like they all maybe kind of like Oh I guess he's all right When they were talking to him online And then they meet him and they may be like Yeah I just don't like him

Yeah I'm going to use the Jew thing as a way As the excuse for not hanging out with him Right. But really, he just, he just smells like weed. It's just annoying. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. And, but, you know, Milo got rid of him, but he didn't care. He was like, I got my own platform now. And he was live streaming a lot. Right. There's a great video of him where he's like, just filming himself and there's like a 12 year old in the background. He's like, your kid, what up? And the kid's like, I'm good.

And he's like, yeah, protect the white race. Oh, wow. Yeah. What does the kids say? What? Yeah, you know it. I think kids said something like, no. He's like, oh, this kid's gay.

He probably doesn't even like weed. There's another great video where he's, I think he's at like Comic Con or something. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and he's with some girls doing cosplay. He's like, yeah, I'm with this girl, yeah. You want to go for a drink later? And she's like, I'm 13. He didn't answer my question.

Is that what I asked you, bitch? You're coming for a drink or not? I get you on a peach schnops. Yeah, and even like the guy went. or I think the dad, like, takes out her, like, uh, ID to show that she's 13. Look, you want a chaperone it you can, but either way, I'm banging this bitch. We can Eiffel Tower, I don't care. Hey, Daddy wants to come.

Hey, look, we're all white, so we'll be preserving the race. This is how we preserved white rich. The black man don't want, don't want me to fuck your daughter. Yeah, you're going to let them tell you what to do? This is how we, just how we piss off Barack. He wouldn't have the balls to do it. so yeah he's kind of he's a joke yeah yeah yeah where everyone's like

laughing at him even like the most racist even David Duke could be like this guy's fucking loser yeah makes us all look bad yeah he's got no style yeah next charlottesville oh yeah

he thinks this is great for me big uh I forget what was what was Charlottesville about I think it was about was it the the statues of like confederate generals It was like Robert E. Lee. Yeah.

Which is an interesting, we should probably do, I'd love to do an episode about Confederate generals. Yeah, well, though. I might just do on my own. Don't even record it. Yeah, it's just you and your bedroom. Because it's an interesting story. And who was Robert E. Lee? Well, let me tell you, Brian.

Oh, thank you, Brian. A lot of people say he was bad. Let me tell you, Brian. Okay. Some people like slaves. and that shouldn't be a crime Anyway A lot of people

Just don't want to know How the sausages get made But you own an iPhone Don't you Hypocrats So it was So they're having the big thing It was organized

Like it's going to be a big thing In Charlottesville To protect these beautiful statues Right Right Okay And he's like great I'm going to go down there

With a camera Film myself It's going to be a great P.R thing Yeah That's what all these None of these guys really care About the statue No no

It's there like They've got their following They've found their niche they're just going with it. Like, you know, the culture war? That's what they call it, the culture war. Right, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. War, any kind of war is great for business.

Yes. We're getting very cerebral here. Yeah, yeah. Talk about Tate's more. This is all planned out in advance. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like, war is like Tate, Sydney. Because they're all big and you can come off.

They're great for business. Yeah, yeah. And sometimes they're fake, fake war. Oh, very good. Silicon. Yeah, yeah. Vietnam. The Gulf of Tonkin.

So he's there with his cameras and he's like, yeah, man, we got to stop these guys. We've got to stop these guys. He gets pepper sprayed. Yeah. And then he immediately's like, ah. Yeah. He starts crying and shit. He's like, where's the milk?

Where's the milk? I need my milk. I only want white liquid on my face. But now, yeah, apparently milk's good for pepper spray. They say that, yeah. Yeah. Would you get pepper sprayed for the podcast? No.

Well, would I? Would you? Probably, yeah. Again, I'll talk with Robert E. Lee. Oh, Robert, stop. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I like it, Robert. It's meant to be absolutely horrible, though.

Like, being pepper sprayed. People say that. They all say childbirth's bad, so. Yeah, yeah. A lot point. Yeah. So anyway, the point I'm making is that because he got pepper sprayed, right.

He missed out on all the action in Charlottesville. He left. He was like, ah, my eyes. And he left. Now, and then we all know Sharitsville took a turn

for the worst. It did. Yeah, I mean, kind of, kind of ruin the mood. Yeah, it was all a bit of a goof until that dude

went for a spin. Now, in the documentary... You've got a fast car. In the documentary, they say, I don't know how true this is. Oh, here we go. Here we go.

In the documentary, they suggest that it wasn't really a hate crime per se. It was more just an autistic man freaked out, because of so many people around

and then he crashed his car into someone. Really? That's what they said. What documentary is this? What I found. A self-produced documentary. I went on the Duck, Duck, Duck, Go.

Oh, yeah. Is Duck, Duck, Go? It's like a search engine because it's... If you're tired of the, if you're tired of being brainwashed of the propaganda. White Duck, Duck, Duck, Go.

Yeah, yeah. But, yeah, yeah, the documentary suggests that it was more kind of like I'm not saying it was good but it's more just like this guy freaked out because he wasn't the best dealing with crowds

and then they were like if we say it's a hate crime we can put him away for more years it's kind of like make an example out of them that's what they say I don't think

that might be right might not be right oh look at you playing it very I haven't done enough research but from no you know what that's boring

it's fucking right it's fucking right duck duck go wouldn't lie to me so anybody got a problem with that you can duck, duck, go fuck yourself. Bitch.

Well, he's in, he got in jail anyway. Yeah. Yeah. What age was he? Was he like 16? No, no, he was like 20 something. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. And apparently, like, this was like his first time leaving his parents' house. Not a successful, uh, voyage. He just wanted to get home to play Magic the Gathering and then they made a big deal

over it. Another playing Magic the Gathering inside his asshole. Yeah. And then Spike Lee was like, that's bad. Yeah, yeah. Uh, so anyway. So after Charlottesville, a lot of people had to, like, kind of, like, distance themselves. They were like, hey, look, I might be a little bit alt-right, but those people were very alt-right, and they're bad. But I'm okay. So what way to bake to Alaska go was he was...

He didn't, that's the point I'm making. Oh, he was like... Or like, what's his name? Gavin McGinnis and Milo, they have to be like, look, guys, we have her fun, but, like, running over someone and maybe being a neo-Nazi isn't great. Yeah, yeah, okay. But... That's not what Fred Perry T-shirt. are all about.

But baked wasn't like that. And he kind of like, he continued to have an online presence. And weirdly, he started to have a lot of friends with him. Okay. A lot of good-looking people on his videos. And there was more of them just having fun.

All right. And people were like, you're selling out here. Okay. Can he got an entourage? Yeah, entourage. And they were all saying that he was just, his friends were just using him.

We were like, yeah, man, you're so funny. Can I get like $20? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And then he started dating Paul Joseph Watson Yeah, the English guy

Yeah, yeah Imagine my shock Yeah, yeah Turns out the liberal Fem Nazis Yeah yeah Bloody Muslim extremists Causing chaos

At Ariana Grande concert So apparently He was Baked was kind of doing all right He had his friends with him Right And people were saying he was selling out But like, hey

At least he's not running people over in his car With tiki torches, okay But then he starts dating Paul Joseph Watson's ex Oh And she brought him back to the dark side Oh, I see Apparently she's a real tramp

Oh, is that right? Yeah, apparently she's had a She's kind of gone around the whole scene Really? Wow Yeah, yeah She's an alt-ride groupie Yes, yeah

Wow She goes around to the successful ones Okay And she's like, okay Big successful now I'm going to date him for a while. Paul Joseph

Watson, anybody else? Shapiro, she gets that Shapiro did that Shapiro did? Crouder?

Shapiro's the big fish. Did she get louder with Crowder? Oh, I bet she did. Yeah, I bet she did. Yeah, she's got around

to a lot of the small, kind of like, let's just say if you were like banging comedians. Yeah. You don't start off banging Lee Evans.

No. Yeah, you work your way up. That's right. You bang Andy Parsons first. You don't like it, but it has to be done. You have to bang

the whole cast of mock the week. Yeah. yeah that would be horrific it would yeah Hugh Dennis

probably be doing his posh voice yeah oh I say my word my dear I didn't know you were so hungry

I'd rather eat a pheasant than a peasant you know yes there you go yeah and

I say Dara Jesus that hurt oh yeah well she'd be on top no no Dara

wouldn't let I imagine Dara if you're Dara O'Brien I'm talking O'Brien. O'Brien, yeah.

I'd say he's kind of like, you blow the whistle and then I'm going to do whatever I want to you. Yeah. You nod your head to say yes and now it's going to be 20 minutes of hell. I see he like retweeted a bunch of like

Irish comedian online content creators and like, oh, the new generation of Irish comics are very talented. It's like, he didn't mention us. No.

Because he knows, we talk about him fucking. Yeah. He knows what hell in the truth. That's right. I bet fucking Darrow will bring you, it would be like getting raped by a gorilla. But at least you wouldn't get hair all over here because he's bald as shit. What we thought?

So, yeah, so he started dating this evil woman and she brought him back to the dark side. What's her name? Do you know? I do not know, but she is nice looking. Okay. All these all right guys, they get good-looking women. A lot of very good-looking white supremacist women. Is that right?

Yes. Interesting. A lot, a lot of, all those Fox News bitches. Oh, yeah, yeah. What's her name, Pony Lahern, you know her? No, who's that? Oh Oh, whatever

I was going to look her up But now we just get too distracted You're right, yeah Don't be showing me your salacious material I'll show you ever go on to Come on Printedpicks.com Come on Printedpicks.com Yeah

I'm not familiar It's a website where you can submit a picture of a woman Right And then guys will come on it for you Wow Yeah Okay And let's just say a lot of people submitted

These Tony Leherne Okay I'll look into this. Yeah, I do. This is my Sunday evening just got a whole lot more interesting. Yeah. Yeah, it's an interesting website

and it's only growing and you can kink shame all you want, James, but it's good. Did I kink shame? It's kind of like that got, we were watching, oh, by the way, we'll get back to Baked in a minute,

but downstairs, we were also watching a certain YouTuber who's very interested in Irish women. Yeah, who is that guy? He's like... John Mirror, I think his name is. And his whole thing is like, he has a YouTube channel

with just, hundreds of videos of female Irish television presenters or personalities wearing leather so leather skirts leather trousers

leather jacket whatever like just Irish women in leather and it's all RTE he never gets it from TV3 or Virgin Media he's you know now I'm very interesting this guy

because apparently he was being talked about by Alison Spittle She's always in top of the, you know She's like a detective You know, kind of like Zodiac She's been investigating this case Way before anyone else

But like she was mentioning him in like 2016 So he's been around for a while He's been around for a while And he's been updating new videos Every single day Multiple times a day He puts the work in He's been going through

Every single RTE or TV tree TV show like Fair City every day It has ever been a sexy girl On Fair City We're in a letter dress He's got it so i don't know who would you who would you think this guy is thinking somebody like works in r t like in the archives or something no i don't think you really need to be in the archives to find

no i guess you're right i think i would love to meet him because i want to get into the mindset the dedication yeah and this is something where we we laugh at the moment but if he keeps this going and then like 50 years from now he's still doing it i swear to god he will be in a museum yeah it's almost like uh it's like performance art or something, isn't it? It's like, because it's just so bizarre and niche, right? And it's, like, why? Because here's the thing, the video clips,

they're not particularly sexy in any way. They're not sex, that's why it's interesting. It's not like, look at this girl bent over. Yeah, so I kind of have to imagine it's like for comedic purposes. Like, it's... Oh, no, definitely not comedic. Do you not think so? No.

So then what's the actual... So if it's not sexual gratification or comedic? It's the, this guy likes this. Okay. Some people like feet. This guy likes this, and it's his hobby. Okay. I was just Googling there.

Do you ever hear Maple Torp? No. Maple Torp was an artist, all right? Right. And his whole thing was he did like shocking photographs. Okay. So like he, um... I see the one who did Piss Christ?

No, not Piss Christ, but he stuck a fire extinguisher up a giraffe's arse. Nice. Yeah Yeah Like that's it He was known for Shocking shit All right

And he's like A well-respecting Artists Look there's the giraffe There's the giraffe Yeah That is a giraffe With a fire

Stinger in its ass Yeah And again He was a guy Who like Oh he's a creep But because the pictures From black and white

And because it was From a while ago And now people were like He was actually a genius He was subverting You're expecting He was pushing

The boundaries In ways you could Even imagine Yeah I think this guy Is like that as well They're like He's actually

saying something very interesting about a relationship between women and the media and the war. So, yeah, it'd be interesting to reach out to this guy, maybe have him on, you know, maybe he could tell us about, but I think he enjoys

his anonymity. Yeah. Could be anyone. Much like Banksy. Could be Tuberty for all we know. Tubby could be Banksy. Yeah, and the leather guy. Very multi-talent. man. No, I wouldn't even Tobridi wouldn't have the balls

to do what this guy did. So yeah, John Murr, I'm going to try get on to him and I'm going to bring him over to your house. Do it. And, you know, we'll see what happens. Yeah. We could all end up dead. Well, let's roll the dice. Anyway, back to baked Alaska. Baked Alaska, okay? So

he's with his girl now, he's making loads of video. I mean, like, almost like this John Murr guy, he's making videos every single day. But yeah, he's like live streaming and people are like paying money and stuff like donating and shit. Yeah. So eventually she leaves him. Right. Because she's

probably, she's a tot. Yeah, she moves on to the next neo-Nazi cock. Yeah. Neo-Nob. Yeah. That's what she wants. Nazi Knob. He published the thing being like, I am so sorry for what I've done. I had become brainwashed by the alt-right

and I hope that my story can help others. Right. That have been affected by this. I was in a bad place mental health and now I've learned I said some very bad things and I'm better now two months later he's back

he was like that was a joke you'll never kill me nah nah nah nah it's the motherfucking Dio dot which we can asker so he's back and now he's really bad yeah now I've showed you videos this is this is the stage of his life where he's in a van driving around

and he's live streaming his entire life And basically he pulls pranks on people But the pranks are like calling someone the N word And then pepper spraying them Yeah well like the one that you showed me It's like he had like a little I guess I don't know speaker or something Some apparatus

Where it was just blasting the N word on repeat Like in a sort of robotic vice Yeah so I'm going to say it now I'm not going to say the N word But let's just say it'd be like Bottle Bottle bottle, bottle, but the N word.

Exactly. Yeah, that's exactly what it was. And very loud. Like, people walking by was like, what the fuck? What is that? Turn that off. I think it worked where the fans have to pay for that to go off. Oh, really? Yeah.

I think if you donate a certain amount, it will say the N word in public. Oh, wow. Yeah. Oh, wow. Again, another art piece. There were a lot of people donating to that. Imagine it's just the one guy.

Yeah. Just don't. eight and five bucks. My whole family inheritance has gone to this and my father's happy with me. Yeah, but so yeah, it's, they're in like the, um, like the petrol station, they're at the pumps

in like the yard or whatever, the four cord of a petrol station. Yeah. And there are people around and this little speaker is just blasting the N-word on repeat. People are not too happy. No, people don't like it. So they come up to him and they're like, turn that off. He says no, it's like, if you don't turn that off, I'm going to kick your ass. It's like,

well then do it. Let's see you try. So then a guy tries to swing for him And baked Alaska pepper sprays the dude And so I like a little Like tiny one that spurts out This is like a fucking hose Of this shit that goes like It covers a big distance as well

Yeah yeah It's one of those really high powered ones So yeah And then he runs back into his van Wakes up his friends like Dude people are trying to fight me We gotta come on you gotta back me up bro So then his friends wake up

And one of his friends gets out of the trailer and just starts swinging on these two women. Yes. And starts beating the shit out of these two women while Bay Area Alaska just live streams. It's like, yeah, that's what you get, you whores. Yeah. And like people are commenting and...

And all the comments are just like, yeah, great content. Yes. This is why you're subscribe. Yeah. You're better than Poo-Dipoy. Yeah. And like a lot of the comments are like, yeah, I hate bottles. Bottles are...

bottles are the cause of all the problems in society. We need to get rid of those green bottles. Let's take them to that bottle bag. Yeah, so, yeah. It's... Yeah, I watch a lot of those videos. They're all very... It's all him and a bunch of basically, you know, dirty dom.

Yeah. It's a bunch of little nerdy lads, okay, all with pepper spray. All harassing people are way bigger than them. Yeah. And then being like, hey, pepper spray. You should get some pepper spray. I think, yeah. I need that.

I feel more confident. Yeah. Just ready to go. But yeah, it's very depressing and repugnant. He also a lot. He do a lot. He'd go into restaurants and stuff without a mask. It's during COVID obviously.

Right. Yeah. Yeah, I don't have to wear a mask. Fuck you. Bottle. Please. Yeah. And then he'd be like, please leave, sir.

I ain't leaving. You learn to speak English properly. Yeah. COVID fake. COVID-1984 COVID bottle Yeah But then like

They'll be like All right We're calling the police It's like Oh no Please don't call the police No there's one I watched He's like

I will call police And he's like I don't care I don't care And then the policeman shows up He's like Okay I'll leave Yeah

And the policeman's like No I'm taking you down to the station He's like no no I'm leaving He's like no I'm leaving He's like no I'm not wearing a mask I'm taking you down to the station Yeah No no you can't do that

he like turns into a little bitch straight away like no no that's not that's not allowed you know who I am I'm not a bottle you can't do this to me yeah there's some great it feels very much like if David Lynch got into satire like okay if David Lynch was like I'm gonna make

if David Lynch was like I'm gonna make something that represents 2020 yeah feels like that's what it would be like just horrific and awful and yeah and it's only Eraser, Altry Eraserhead. I like it. Now, that's a selling point right there.

Yeah. So he's doing these video. He's getting rested. But it's like, yeah, I get rested. That's part of the job. But we should always remember that he's a rich kid. He has wealthy parents. So any trouble, he gets into his parents just bail him out.

Yeah. So, well, it might not be a bail him out this time because it was all low-level stuff. Yeah. But then he stormed the capital. Yeah. And he was like, you know, one of the men, like, you know. He was filming it the whole time. Yeah.

He was a, he was a, he, he was a, he, he, he, he, he, he was a, he, he, he was a, he was a, he was a, he was a, very good prop comic. He was in Nancy Pelosi's office. He picked up the phone and said, hello, Nancy Pelosi's office. Yeah. What's that? What? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Very good. And people were like, yeah. Donate more money. Oh, my God. Yeah. he was like auditioning for mad TV and again like so that happened

he left and then the FBI were like we have to arrest you he's like what what's that why what did I do like yeah look you store the capital you're going to jail

you live streamed the whole thing we have like hours of evidence of you being complicit in this crime but I'm from Alaska and I like weed Baked Alaska, don't you get it? It's a pun! I'll play the song.

So he's going to jail there. Yeah, he's currently in the process of going to jail. That's great. It does not seem like he'll be able to wiggle out with this one. Right, okay. So that's the baked Alaska story. I recommend watching a document. It's very long and there's probably some bits you could kind of skip over.

Yeah, but no, it'll be interesting now. It's, because I like your man, Porcelain. I think he does a good job. He does interesting stuff And I like how he's kind of branching out Because it was all very like Opin Anthony Jim Norton, Sam Roberts

All that is very niche Yeah Well then he did one about Million Dollar Extreme And I had never even heard of those guys Yeah And now he's kind of branching out More kind of like

Covering the alt-right And it's kind of weird internet personalities And that other guy beige frequency Yeah He does He's very similar He talks about Opie and Anthony and those kind of

comedians. He's not as good, but he does go, because he goes into more like... He talks a lot about UFC as well. Yeah, there's a whole section of the internet I missed out on, which is like, early fighter guys who were like documenting these insane weirdos who were like

documenting, they're like, yeah, I just got real big deer just from lifting. It's like, oh, there's a needle sticking out of your arm. Yeah. But it's like, no, it's not steroids. I just love lifting. Yeah. And these guys were getting like, turning into like, weird Hulk looking creatures. Yeah, I know

the one you're on about it, I didn't watch it though. But there's a lot of interesting stuff about that. Yeah. But,

yeah, those guys, I think it's actually good to have someone who actually knows a little bit about the internet to do documentaries

about these people. Yeah. Because a lot of times it's like, an NPR style like, why are these people so bad?

Let's investigate. They said a bad word. Well, there you have it. And there's like, there's no, kind of like that Q-Non

documentary on HBO. Oh yeah. Did you watch any more of that? No, because it's so just like, huh, they think the white race is the only good race. That's bad. And that's like as far as as it go into it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's very kind of Louis Theroux, like, we want to talk to this person.

Right, right, right, right. But at least Louis will kind of like hang around with them and try and get an idea of what they're like. Yeah, and kind of play dumb as like, and why would you do that? Yeah, he plays dumb, or these people are just like, you think that but Jews aren't bad. I think we won this argument

Yeah, good day, sir Yeah So the baked Alaska thing Yeah, it'll be interesting to see How much time he gets Or if he does time at all Who knows Yeah

That's basically I had to see With a baked Alaska It's interesting No, it's an interesting story, yeah And, you know Stephen Crowder, he's another one So they don't really like Fuck with these guys

I don't really watch their stuff You really shouldn't No Like that video of Where he reenacted A guy kneeling on his neck For eight minutes or whatever Yeah

Well he got his producer to kneel on his neck Yeah It's the exact same thing No it's not at all Like it was so fucking It was just grotesque It really was just What the fuck are you doing?

Yeah Why are you doing this like What point are you proving There's nothing at all This is just to And here's the thing It didn't even get much of a reaction No

Nobody cares. This is going to be the biggest. They're probably going to kick me off YouTube. I get to go around a big fucking sub story. They kick me off just because I made a video. They're putting their knee on my neck. But no one really cares. For these people, the worst thing you can do is just not care.

And Milo came out and said he's not gay now. It's like it's getting really desperate and sad. And these people are really like clutching at straws, trying to like still be as shocking as they were. Well, you know what is? It's like that, that industry is basically dying for a while. They'll probably come back after a while. Yeah.

These things are cyclical. But for a while, they're all like, okay, what can I jump onto next? Yeah. I bet you all these people are going to be like, okay, I'm going to go, now I'm an e-sports guy. Now, now I'm like into League of Legends or something like that. Just jump on to what's popular next. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's really it.

Well, Milo's getting to acting. Oh, really? Yeah, he was in a film called Roe v. Way. About the... Abortion, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Apparently, it's very biased. Oh, on the side of pro-life?

Pro-life, yeah, yeah, okay. Apparently, it's very, like, you know, the Jews are going to team up and we're going to kill the black babies. And we'll use the women as a way to get this evil bill past. Okay. Yeah, and they're all laughing about killing babies. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. And I'm sorry, how is it biased? Or are you going to go into that? Can't just make a statement like that and not back it up. Here's an interesting fact. Yeah. They get Martin Luther King's granddaughter involved as well because she's very pro-life. Is that right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's kind of like, got you there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like Bobby Kennedy Jr. being a big conspiracy guy. Yeah, I love that because they're like, oh, you like that person. Well, you have to agree with their grandkid, wouldn't you? Yeah

Got you there Mind trap Catch 22 Yeah So that's basically All I have for this episode Yeah Well that was good though

It was a good little I think we got some stuff I think we got some good stuff It was very a fun ride Yeah The best ones are when the hour just passes Yes Yeah

It passed for me very quickly Probably for you No it was quick I was you know Drinking so it's fine That's good Yeah Time always goes

quicker when I'm drinking. We'll do another one after this, I think. Yeah. You should drink a bit more. You're right. Well, I'm out of beer, but I'll go get more beer. Yeah, beer run. Yeah, beer run.

Yeah, you drive and I have a baseball bat. We're knocking over post boxes. Well, we can't find any postboxes, so we just hit children instead. Yeah. What's your problem, man? Have you ever seen dazed and confused? We're bros hanging out. This is what dudes do.

We're going to go on an adventure, right? I'm going to fall in love. We're going on a beer bust, and then we're doing a panty raid. We can both be McConaughey. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We break into, like, a mental health hospital and do a panty raid of, like, mongoes. I've seen girl interrupted. Yeah, you're all sexy, aren't you?

They're all lessen off. What else do we? Any plans now? Actually, I have to go to Monaghan to get my car serviced. Fun? Yeah, yeah. I have no plans for 2021, 2021, 2022,

2023. Really nothing going on in my life. I keep trying to get hobbies and I just lose interest very quickly. Yeah, what are some of your attempted hobbies? Threesomes with prostitutes. Yeah, that was fun. That didn't work out.

Learn my lesson. No, I'm just kind of like little things. I'm like, oh, I should do this every day and then I just don't. Yeah. Watching a lot of football. The footy? Yeah, that just makes me angry.

Who's your, who's your... I like Spurs. Spurs. Yeah. Yeah, you seem like a Spurs guy. It's like what Premier League team best describes Brian O'Toole? Spurs. Tottenham hot spurs.

You know, actually, no reason I like them. Why? They got a big Jewish fan base. Is that right? Yeah, yeah. Why? I think, well, they had a name that used to call themselves. And I think I should be able to say...

Go for it. Yeah, in this context. The Tottenham Yids. Yeah, that's fine Yeah, because Yiddish It's not I can say a lot worse I will

Had over to the Patreon Why were they called Them themselves the Yids Yeah, yeah yeah Yeah but why though Like the Tottenham Bottles But So they called themselves

The Yids specifically Yeah because they're Jewish And they're kind of like We're a gang Oh okay You're kind of like Like we stick together We're the Yids

All right okay Yeah I don't know why They had a big Jewish fan base Fair enough That's not the own reason I like them But I was like that's cool

I like spurred They're not very good They make me angry Yeah, yeah So that's good I think Are you really invested though I am

Are you forcing it No you know what I think is good as well When you meet someone It's always good to tell them You like spurs Because they're like Oh spurs

They're not They're shit And you're like Yeah yeah Yeah If you say like Oh like man city That's like almost confrontational

Because man city You're very good Right okay So it's like Oh fucking They're better than my team Yeah Then they'll rape you

and also man city gets people they're like the villains of the piece right because they're all it's all Saudi money oh I see yeah they're bought by a Saudi consortium okay that have connections to the royal family themselves not the British royal family the less evil the Saudi royal family right okay so then people are like oh you bought the ones you did 9-11 no that's the royal family oh I always confuse those too

Yeah, it was Prince Philip in a little plane. Take that, you bloody plebs. But yeah, so they're like, it's always like, no matter how good Man City do, you can be like, oh, that's oil money. Yeah. Kishoggi's blood. Yeah, I'm sure that's what like Dave down the boozer

is worried about when he's eating this steak and kidney pie. They killed a journalist. Drinking a pint of bitter. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but you'll be happy to know that Man City, it looked like they're on their way to get in the first quadruple okay

but they lost, they got knocked out of the FA Cup there. So everybody's like, yeah. Yeah, boo! But they'll probably win the Champions League. Champions League. Yeah. Good stuff, good stuff. So I think from now on we should have a little sport corner for Brian. I can

talk about different sports stories. Okay. That'll be fun. Yeah, yeah, I'm sure it will be. Yeah, we'll get about as much mileage out of that is your James Bond bits. Sorry. Let me think of some scandalous stuff going on. I've been drinking, so now I'm getting just like

mean-spirited. Yeah. Buh. I act like I don't like it. Yeah. Why are you wearing so much makeup, huh? Who are you trying to impress? Trying to think of some scandalous sport stories we can talk about. Going to your line dancing class. I know where

you're going. You're all teet and tits. Aquarobics, my whole who is it Sharon who is it that was a scene in um do you watch the stepto and son making of movie

no I never have well they made a movie about stepdo and son and that's a bit in it where like his wife is the young stepto you know a stepto and son right so it's the son guy

played by Jason Isaacs right yeah yeah there's a bit in it where like he's walking down the stairs to go into a BBC party and she's wearing a dress like what's that you're all teating tits

change and then she starts crying he whacks her about a bit. Nice. There you go. It's like that, yeah, British comedy. Back before, that was when it's good old days, now it's all swearing and black people. Yeah. Now you've got Lenny Henry doing voices.

He's all teeth and tits too. He's getting battered by Don French. Yeah. Yeah, it was a good movie. I recommend what it's free on YouTube. For some reason, no one wants to pay for it. it's about the making of a step-dow and son yeah no you said that

it's a very interesting story because it was meant to be a drama okay they're like it's a hard-hitting drama they're pitching it to this guy you're like it's a hard-hitting drama little bit of comedy in it but it really says something about the working class and privilege and poverty

right and it's like the guy they got his name was Harry Corbett and they said he was going to be the next brando right yeah they said he was going to This guy's going to be a star. He said, I'll do one little TV show, mini-series,

and then I'll go on to this. To America. And he was so popular, he got typecast. Ah. That's why he hit his wife. Well, yeah. Let that be a lesson to all you actors out there. And the old guy was a closeted homosexual.

Oh, a what? Yeah. A closeted homosexual actor. In Britain. Oh, no. This is obviously the stuff of fantasy. yeah and he got in trouble a lot for being in you know strange bathrooms oh really yeah special needs bathrooms yeah they give the best ones in my opinion he was sucking off a wheelchair

i think we can end it there i think we can end it there yeah that was fun i need to take another piss so do i i've been pissing a lot because um i'm drinking a lot of coffee yeah i'm drinking a lot And also my mother bought me a little carbonated water Sparkly water Yeah yeah So why She was like

You like this don't you I was like no I don't She's like nah I think you do Nobody likes sparkling water I think it was on sale She got me cheap water So now she's gaslighting you She is yeah

Telling you you like it And you know what She's going to guilt me as well Because I don't drink She's like Oh my water's still there It's poured on the sink Nah

I'm going to drink Because she watches me all the time She's got the Brian Yeah Yeah I'm in I'm in the bat and she's standing over me. Is that really how you're going to scrub them? Come on, give them a good wash.

Give it to me. Oh, yeah. You know I've got on my methods? Your dad likes my methods. Not really. Shut up! We caught them down the bathroom. Down those funny bathrooms with Stepto and son.

Oh, right. Let's end it there. That was a fun while. All right, guys. Thanks for listening, everyone. Bye. Bye.