Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 114 : The Johnny Drama Sex Cult

Episode Date: May 4, 2021

The Super League, Dundalk FC, Ryan Giggs, Blue Face and Entourage.

And you're into it Yeah Oh we're started Yeah Alright I didn't know what you meant You said jump right into it I didn't know you'd press it right there Well I did

Okay you got me by surprise I was like oh What kind of introduction will I do Now you get to see Dear listeners What a what a worthless dog Browder tool really is I was just sitting there reading for a bit

Being like I like the quiet moments Before to start Well you started See you're always like Every time we go to hit record It's like come on go go go Go go hit record But now I got to

to jump on you I tell you what this is like a dance you lead I lead yeah well welcome back everybody

thank you for all the people listening this is a free episode by the way just let you know yeah to let me know just in case

so you're your little box of slurs yeah put that away and pick up your box of slightly less problematic slurs

the box is shaking like there's so many slurs in there I've been drinking again I'm drinking again I do like this pattern

it turns into a little ritual. It's like, oh, I'm recording the podcast, so I'm allowed to have a few beers. Yeah. It's like, and you're double fisting. Yeah, well, I brought, because I'm halfway, this is my second one, right? And I'm halfway through it, but we'll be

recording for an hour, maybe more. Yeah. So I got a third, I got a backup just in case, you know? I should have got like a dye of coke or something. Yeah, get you all pepped up. Yeah, yeah, get me all fizzy. Yeah, yeah. Well, I'll tell you what. You get fizzy and I'll get dizzy. Yeah. Let's stop talking about

your problems, okay? You're drinking problem. You're drinking right now. Let's talk. We've got a lot talk with this episode, all right? Okay. So we're going to talk about the entourage movie. The entourage movie. People have been dying for this one. Since 2015, people have been asking me, where? Where is the episode about the entourage movie? When are you going to start a podcast that we hadn't even met in 2015? I know, yeah. Wow. Well, people knew. I went to see a, what do you call it, a clairvoyant. Yeah, yeah. She told me lots of things. All bad. I was like, what's my future hole? She just killed herself.

Oh, better than expected. But it's like, you know the way like when you're tarot cards, whatever you call, okay? Like the debt isn't actually a bad thing. Yeah. Like the Grim Reaper's actually means change. It means change. Yeah.

So when she shot herself in the head, I'm like, oh, that means change. It doesn't mean that she's bleeding all over my shoes. Have you ever done that? Have you ever done that? Have you ever went to a psychic or tarot card? or any of that? No, no, I haven't.

The only reason I brought up Clervience is because I was looking a bit into do you remember the Ryan Giggs affair? I do, yeah, yeah, yeah. A fair, exactly. Oh, a bit of word play.

So it came up again recently because, you know, Ryan Giggs gone bit of trouble, all right? He's been charged with assault of two women. Yeah, I think he, it's alleged that he headbutted his girlfriend

and then he hit the sister as well. Now, hitting your girlfriend's never okay. No. I'll be honest, when I heard about hitting the sister I was kind of like, go on, Giggs-Z. Wait, was it his sister? No, no, her sister.

Yeah, yeah, fucking, yeah. We've all had bad experiences with sisters. In for a penny, in for a pound, you know? Yeah, it's almost like, hey, look, if you're going to get charged for murder, you might as well kill someone else, okay? If you already hit one girl, you're like, yeah, what's the worst could happen? You might as well, I mean, aim for double digits, at least.

Hit all the women. Yeah. This episode is sponsored by Comedy Safety. Oh, yeah, that happened. Yeah, they're raising money. Wait, you know, it is kind of annoying that, like, we didn't get asked to help. Well, of course, we didn't get asked. Why, though?

I honestly do think we've done more to, there's a call it, to prevent rape. Well, we have, we've at least, you know, addressed it in a public forum and talked about abusers and whatnot. Yeah. And, but, yeah, but, yeah, we're not, we're not right for the brand, I don't think. It's kind of like, mainly female performers and a few guys, but, like, like, but, like, we're not, we're not right for the brand, I don't think. but like we're not we're far down on the list I think it's not really all women

and then like that guy from the panel Oh who's that Neil Delamere Neil Delamere Right right right And yeah They were raising money

For like I think the Dublin rape crisis I was probably funny If I became like a real edge lord And like it was the online show And I still try to call it a bomb trap Those stupid women raising money for charity Yeah this will learn them Yeah

But no we haven't been asked yet but next time to do an event I think they probably were like how are we going to raise more money then they'll come crawling to us right or I was like and we'll be like do I feel like it

we'll see maybe what's in it for me yeah but anyway back to Giggs do I get out of jail free card I get one I get a hall pass you ever seen that movie

Hall Pats with Owen Wilson yeah and then we do we smoke weed with Stephen Merchant I've seen it but the reason

I'm bringing this up It's the circle back, okay? Sometimes we lose the track of what we're talking about. Okay. I was reading up with the Ryan Giggs thing. And apparently, uh, Rodry Giggs, the brother. The brother. He said he saw Clare Viant.

Okay. Before he found out about the affair. Right. And the Clarevion says you'd be divorced in a year. Oh. And they wore. Wow. Yeah.

So, you know, like, uh, my, I've had people in my family. I've, you know, look, not to be like sexist or whatever. but I think like women in general like or at least the ones that I in my life they kind of lean towards like you know believing in stuff like that but like it's the same as like believing in God or you know

world peace you know it's all it's all nonsense like women have astrology is another example but anyway I've had like people especially like after my dad died right so my mother and my sister both went to like psychics and all I get it it offers them comfort and blah blah blah

like I've never done it but I think it'd be so funny if I went It's like, I'm here with your father now And he's just calling you a Buffet Just calling you a fat, useless Cunt It's like, yeah

That's dead, all right To have the Ouija boards Like B, you F, A, G Did he mean Buffy? Is he trying to call me a Buffy? He's trying to warn me about Joss Whedon. I knew it.

Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, but like, anyway. So Roder, so the Perrinion told him he'd be a divorce in a year. And it turned out he was actually divorced. But I think, I'll tell you, I'd recommend this now. Rodry Giggs has an interview on YouTube.

It's over an hour long talking about the whole affair and his life. Very interesting. For anyone who doesn't know, Ryan Giggs shagged his brother's wife for like, what was it, like, over the course of... It was eight years. Eight years. This is mad, okay, so let's backtrack and explain. Break it down. Ryan Giggs, one of the greatest players in the English game of football.

what, 13 Premier Leads. He was like he was one of like the main fucking the absolute like all star heavy hitters with Man United when they were like when they were fucking Man United you know what I mean? We're talking like

late 90s early 2000s they were the fucking kings. They were around for the boom as well when it stopped being oh it's just a local football club It became global. This is a global brand Yeah yeah like Americans got into it A franchise. A franchise. Much like America they got the Lakers Celtics it's not just a team it is a whole corporation yeah and the

actual sports like a small power of it man united became like that and he was one of the the longest serving player i think he was the longest servant but like he was amazing yeah and he was great like he was a great player and then he got even better because it came out okay then he did something i could finally respect it's like okay now you're talking my language so it turned out he'd been banging his brother's girlfriend and wife for eight years not only that he got her pregnant paid for the abortion

nice yeah and the weirdest thing is there's an interview with the uh his missus okay uh with ryan toberti of all people Ryan tobody got the exclusive with Natasha gigs all right this is after the whole yeah after yeah the weirdest thing was she was saying that like she got pregnant

with Rodry's baby what? Yeah and this made Oh wait sorry This is Rodger's wife When you said Giggs

I thought you meant Ryan Giggs's wife It's like weird So it was a criss cross It just got even better Yeah Okay So okay

Ryan Yeah She got pregnant With her husband's baby Yeah What's supposed to happen Sure And Ryan got jealous

And started Banging her even more Really Yeah Oh wow With his baby Inside her With his brother's wife

He was like I'm trying to bang or even more. Oh, my God. That's the most interesting part for me. He was trying to, you know, he wanted to really fuck over his brother. It's like, not only I'm going to bang your wife, I'm going to bang your son in utero.

Yeah. I'm going to get there before he's even born. I'm a predifile. Eh? You get it? You get it. Come on. Keep up.

Yeah. Doesn't really make sense, but okay. Eventually the story got found out. And I think it was a case where Rodry found some texts. right you know and but it's a thing we're like he already kind of yeah he kind of knew just a lot of like oh what are you two doing all sweaty down there just giving us some dips you know to play the game yeah i don't know what he sounds like that not like that yeah i assume he's welch though no he is welsh but he's he's been he's like neutral

yeah he's neutral yeah he's been um education educalized it's glad yeah but by the english he's been colonized by fucking fergus Yeah, yeah. You gotta lose that fucking daft action, you fucking gunt. You sound like a fucking pansy dope. Fucking shot yourself out. Oh, very sorry, Mr. Ferguson.

I drive me best. Why? Whatever. But, yeah, so. They're dead the voices. Happy now. What if Fergie was black? What you doing fucking your brother's wife?

that shit is crazy. That's some white people's shit right there. I ain't scared you motherfuckers. Actually the gigs is are mixed race. Is that right? Yeah, yeah. Their dad was black. He's kind of turned white now because that happens sometimes with age. He did the sin bad thing. Yeah, yeah. Bleached his skin. But it demest us. It sounds like the dad was a real villain. Oh. Yeah. Like a real bad guy. Yeah. Like Rodry has a story where the dad was bringing him somewhere on his birthday. Like he took the birthday month. money. Okay.

And they're driving along, he sees, uh, he sees Rodry's mother on the street. And it's like, oh, wait a second here. He gets out of the car and punches her in the face. Okay. Breaks her nose. Right. Then it goes back to the car and it's like, yeah, you go with your mom. I'm going to head off with your money.

Yeah. The day's been spoiled now. I hope you're happy, Roderick. At your fault. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. You knew if I saw your mother in a dress, I'd get angry. Yeah.

You wanted it to happen. That kind of gives you a window to the mind of what the Giggs family was like. Right, okay. So anyway, this story came out. Apparently, Rodry found out from the newspapers. Right. His mother came around with the newspaper, being like, have you read this? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He was like, oh. That's not really great for me, is it? Oh, yeah, yeah. So that kind of hurt Ryan's career. Interestingly, Ryan never tried to, like, make things better. Even, like, faked, make things better for the press. Oh, right. Like, it would have been so easy to be like.

not have a couple of super injunctions put out to kill the story before it actually came I? He tried to kill the story. Right, right. Okay. But once it broke, he didn't like, okay, how can I manage this? And it would have been so easy to be like, oh, me and my brother now, you know, we had ups and downs, but here's a forced picture of us together. Yeah.

You know, just chilling. And it's like, we're all good now. And like, you just pay the brother to pretend like it's all good. They were bit like the Galaher's. They were just like, you know. Yeah, they were done. They were done. Yeah. And things people moved on and people were like oh look

Ryan Giggs did one Ryan Giggs did one bad thing we can move on now where was he in his career was he still with Man United when the story initially broke yeah he was still playing yeah when the story broke

yeah right okay but then like you know a few years later he retired about two years later he started managing who did he manage the Welsh team the Welsh team yeah yeah but now and he was managing them right up to like last week

yeah after the assault charges well it's funny is this story happened like October of 2020 like everyone knows that like there was an incident in his house right okay and you know someone got hit

yeah and that was all they report so we all knew this had happened yeah yeah but it's kind of like it's you know you can there's plausible deniability until there isn't you know once they actually come out and say here are the cold hard facts it's going to trial he's getting done it's over you know yeah he might do

well probably won't do jail time they're threatening him with jail time no definitely it'll be suspended sentence big fine he's manchester's favorite son yeah you know yeah so like that and it's the worst time because they've just announced the um premier league hall of fame okay like literally the week of oh that's bad time yeah and all it's funny a lot of the fan channels like why isn't Giggsie on it. It's a disgrace. Kind of like the basket, but not the baseball Hall of Fame where it's like, yeah, he hit his wife and he was on steroids. That shouldn't affect what you think of him on the, on the field. Yeah, yeah. We should also say for those that don't know, Roderick, it's Roderick, isn't it?

Yeah, I think Rodney. Oh, Rodney. Whatever. Yeah, Rodney Trotter. Yeah. But yeah, Giggs's brother, he really rode this wave and he kind of got a lot of deals with like, he did a patty power. Was it Paddy Power? Yeah, paddy power, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like, hey, you know, sometimes things don't work out, and sometimes they do. And it was all very, like, you know, coded language, is like, yeah, my brother shagged me misses, but now I drive a Porsche, so swings and roundabouts, in it. I mean, you make a nice little bit of money off it. Yeah, yeah, fair play at all. So, like, you know, if I had brother, I'd be like, you know what, pretend like I'm against this.

So you fuck are real good. Yeah, yeah. And then we both win. All right. Yeah, even though I'm not a footballer, no one will. care. I'll still win. Yeah, so that was Ryan Gitt.

We'll follow up on that. Also, this is the week of like the Super League. Oh, the European Super League. I almost forgot about it. It's funny, because it kind of came and it just went. It came and went. And it was so, so yeah, we should probably talk about it.

Because it was destroyed. Yeah. Yeah, the people teamed up and we destroyed. It just goes to show that huge systemic change can happen when straight white men want it to? No.

That's a dumb point. Actually, you know what? An Indian guy made that pint and they really punched a hole in the wall. What Indian guy? Oh, Vish. Vish.

Yeah. Vish. Vish is a man on a podcast. Vish something. He's not a podcast. But a lot of people made that pint where it's like... But it's true,

though. No. How can you even deny it? No disrespect the game. All right. No, I'll tell you why he did. I don't give your shit either way. I just think it's funny.

I'll tell you why you're wrong, okay? Okay, well, tell me why I'm wrong. Because this Super League thing was just a few guys saying, like, we're going to do this. Yeah. And then people were like, don't do it. Yeah. They were like, okay. So it was like...

But there were literally hundreds of millions of pounds at stake. I mean, this would have been huge, huge money. Was it backed by fucking, um, who is it in America? Multiple people in America. J.P. Morgan was the big one. J.P. Morgan and Chase, like, huge. And then like Saudis and stuff. We're talking big, big money here.

Yeah. It wasn't just a flipping. little will we do it and best not this is a big deal the fact that they announced it and the fact that it got crushed is a big deal you can't say it's not I didn't say it's not a big deal you did say that

though you can you confuse me no what I meant is okay you've used words against me you can clearly see with my logic I have shut down prior to tool I have used my word logic no word bullets what I meant to say it's all this is vicious false okay

it's a bloody Indian again putting their voodoo on your brain what I meant to say is people are like okay if you can stop the Super League then you can stop I don't know racism but it's not to say you can't just be like oh guys stop doing racism

yeah no of course Mr. JP Morgan you know I wasn't like you know it wasn't like a fully sincere statement I was making it was a humorous little isn't it funny when white men want something I was going at it from the comedic angle

but you got so like flustered you were like no of course you can't change things like systemic racism or like you know

legitimate financial in one goal I meant yeah of course yeah no of course you can't but I was just like making an off-the-cuff funny remark and your little face got so right

you know why because I was proper like for like the Monday and Tuesday where it was a thing all right I was proper like let's hunt down these people let's kill their families yeah I was getting real

because you know what Why, it's not just the big teams, it also affects the small teams like Dundalk FC, because they're also owned by Americans. Right. So it's the same thing, you know, the Americans and these rich, rich, one percent, they're really. Well, they say, Mawn the Town. I'm not really sure what that means, but, you know, they seem to be having a lot of fun. Yeah, Dundalk FC are owned by Peak Six financials in Chicago. Is that right?

Yeah, yeah. Wow. And if you... Oh, yeah, yeah, we got the Dundalk team there. Oh yeah, yeah, we go to Ridley's and we finger some Macs. It's a real good time, yeah. No, I've heard that

it's some rich guy who owns that company bought it and gave it to his dad. As a gift? As a gag. Yeah. Like, as a goof. It's like here, now you own the retards in the middle of Hickville. Yeah, I like that. Yeah, he hates football as well. It's like, oh, son, what have you done?

But, okay, all right. So, yeah. So Super League, it became a thing. But it is actually is, it's inspiring. in a way it's inspirationalizing in a way where like these people teamed up

and they just screamed and screamed do you like being on the same side as James Corden ideologically how does that feel I never thought

I'd be like that before who knew who knew yeah yeah but everyone was like Boris Johnson so me Johnson and Corden

were all against and we all did carpool karaoke to stop them yeah with Maxi Taxi and Dundalky yeah

Yeah, like, but yeah, we stopped them for now. I'll tell you what, we stopped them for it. It was the attempted murder of football, okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And, but, like, we stopped them for now, but they're going to try it again. Right. This was a test run. So you think in a few years?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why we need to bring in the 50 plus one rule. What's that? The 50 plus one rule, okay, is a rule that says a football team has to be owned by the fans. 51% of it has to be owned by the fans. Right, okay. So that'll stop any kind of takeover. Yeah, I care.

Yeah, I don't see that happening. It's happened in Germany. Oh, okay. So. Yeah, let's follow suit. The crowds always know what's up. What's crazy? Funny enough, actually, I did like make a tweet about it.

It got no traction whatsoever. But like I call this the footballer cost, which is a funny bit of wordplay. I think your problem was you made that joke just as it was like ending. Dying down. Yeah, I got to it. day too late. Yeah, yeah.

You have to be there as the towers are falling. You're right. Like Gilbert Godfrey is probably on the scene as the plane hit making jokes,

you know? That's what he was the king. Yeah, yeah. But... I don't want to be the fucking duck no more.

Yeah. But it is like, it is cool how like all the companies had to like put out grovelling statements then. And even like

John Henry who he runs the Fenway sports group that own Liverpool. He had to put out with video being like, I'm sorry. We love the fans

So we didn't know what we were doing We're sorry Are people being held accountable Are heads gonna roll? Well, listen, I'm not joking Oh, what's his name? One of the guy he's in charge of Manchester United

I think Woodward, Ed Woodward They were outside his house Really? Yeah, I think we need more to... Yes. I had this fantasy, okay, of like, you know, I get like an interview

on the podcast, okay, with like, one of the glazers and the glazers is Owen United, all right? So we get him in your house, okay? And you're talking to and I look him and go like One to Boe Avenue

747 One to Bo Avenue And he's like That's where my kids live And I'm like yeah And he starts panicking I like this already guy there Ring ring ring

Oh I think it's for you Mr Glazer Daddy Daddy please He's got a big knife And I'm very scared Yes That's where the people

Rising up I kind of want to see more people freaking out though I want to see proper like people like, you know, on top of Buckingham Palace, firing guns into air and stuff. Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, if it had it went on, you could have got it. Like, yeah. But yeah, so it was funny, again, as somebody who doesn't give a shit about football, it was just funny to watch it all kind of, you know, go crazy. And, yeah.

It was fun being a part of it. It really was like a terrorist attack where it's, I swear to God. This is your 9-11? No, because you know we like a smaller terrorist attack, not a big one now, a smaller one, right? Oh, sorry. Yeah. that's too facetious a statement Twitter wasn't around for 9-11 so let's say the Birmingham bombings okay it was like exactly like that you know why but um it was like that because

all this everyone and everyone's talking about the one thing and like everyone knows what you're talking about yeah yeah and it's just it's the one big talking point it was like a water cooler moment you felt included you felt it's kind of like not to I mean there's a very nerdy sad kind of lame comparison but it was the Game of Thrones finale Actually you're right, it was more like Game of Thrones

Everybody was watching it and everybody was universally disappointed by how shit it was And you did feel sort of connected in that moment to Your fellow man This would be like if we all teamed up and made them Reshoot the last episode Which they tried to do They tried but they weren't strong enough

They weren't like the footy fans the real men they don't have the passion the love they didn't hit women no well look it's very rare that we see you so passionate and angry

it's funny I'm only got into football this year yeah yeah you've already got several tattoos that you did on yourself in a bathroom mirror because they're all backwards and wonky I started my own little gang yeah yeah I watch Green Street is like that'll be me

And I'm doing green streets on my own It's not a gang, Dad Just around the field as well Not even in the public Yeah, you get into like big fights With like lumps of turf With the scarecrow That scarecrow supports Millwall

What is your dad called scarecrows again? Bowmen Bowmen Yeah I wonder what that means I will never make sense A lot of these things I'm like I guess that's a Carlo thing

No, it's just a retard dad thing It's just a classic Jimio too but it was it was very very brino tools like i got into football now football's cancelled yeah football's dead football's gonna be ruined by the americans yeah what they wanted okay what they want i'm just why we need to need to bring in legislation okay is they wanted to be where like let's say all the football games like so it's like oh man you not you be playing in dubai one week the next week to be playing in um in uh in uh in florida right next week to be playing like in fucking africa or something that. No, not Britain.

Okay. I think all those British stadiums do just be like museums. Oh. They won't even, because they'll be too small. They want mega stadiums. They want huge, big, like, yeah, like, basically like American sports. Yeah. It's like big fireworks and pyrotechnics and you know what they want.

12-year-old cheerleaders with big fake tints. Sounds pretty good to me. Actually, you know what? Fuck James Corden. It's about time you said it. You know what they want? They want every football game to be like that, you know, trailer when they put on the football.

fights. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They want that. They want Jake Paul and fucking Ben Ascran walking around. Yeah, yeah. They want fucking Rick Flair and Justin Bieber gang banging in the Jacks. Yeah. Doing sniffs.

That's why we need to stop that. That's why Boris needs to stop it. Well, he did. Fair play to him. Well, he didn't stop it. The fans did. The fans. Like you, basically it was all you that did it. A proud Spurs fan. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I don't even like Spurs anymore. Oh, who's your team now? Who's your flavor of the week? I've got to pick Man City because they're winning right now. Yeah, of course. If PSG win, I'll pick them instead. That's a very, that's a very, Brian.

At least you're being sincere, bringing your own personality into it. Yeah, that's very... No loyalty, no loyalty at all. I'm only sticking with you because you're successful. This is it. This is what it looks like when you made it. See the black mold?

Gone, got rid of it. Only took seven months. Yeah, I think you're the height of comedy. I don't know about Chappelle or anyone else. I guess I won't. It's like that movie Dog Tooth I keep you locked up

I'm the world's Most Successful comedian And I've got the trophy To prove it Dublin's next top comic 2019 They stopped it after that Lorney is full as shit

I don't know I'll tell you what Let's move on something else Yeah We were going to talk about I'll tell you what Football is like a cult Oh

You know it's also like a cult Colts Colts Yes So we're going to talk about sex cults we'll talk with sex cults and an entourage just so people don't freak out

we're like where are they going well this is what's happening just a little table of content Where's turtle? I need turtle and Johnny drama Yeah so we're going to talk So I got into sex cults recently It's a guy called Blueface

Yeah I had never heard of this guy Until you told me about him Blueface is a rapper And he started this thing And people are saying it's a cult I honestly don't think it's a cult I just think it's him being awesome but he started a thing where like uh i think it's called like blue club or blue girls club

right yeah i'll tell you it's called the blue man group was taken it's called blue girls club okay and it's the girls all have to live in his house all right right and they all have to do things for him like what uh get tattoos of his face oh and if you don't get the tattoos um you're kicked out okay so it's like he's filming his own little reality show yeah already that's a bit kind of sketch no i mean no Get a tattoo of my face on your body or you're homeless. Well, look, they come to him, you know. It's not like he was around the street picking them up.

Okay. He puts out a thing being like, on Instagram being like, hey, any hoes out there, you can go live in my house and I'll give you some clout. Okay. But I'm going to film the whole thing and you can watch it on OnlyFans for $50 a month. Okay. I'll tell you what, with the Patreon money, I'm going to sink it in this. It's a good investment.

It's pretty good. But you won't let me watch the videos. No, I like it. But it seems I've been reading up about it And it seems like it's mostly just him Like he just, the girls just get drunk And fucked up in pills and stuff And then he bangs them though, yeah?

No According to him, he doesn't Apparently he does, but like He says, let me get his full statement here Yeah, do it Um I do not have relations with these women The purpose of this is to develop these women

by exercising their temper, attitude, patience, and composer. Yeah. Composure. Composure. I am funding this myself and I'm giving these women a future. Yeah, very cultish. That's like Corey Feldman and Corey's Angels. Same thing.

They all live in his gaff and they play like they're the backing band. They play the music for his terrible songs. But apparently it's all very cult-like and he gets to bang them and all that stuff. and they're all mentally ill homeless women who wants to give them a bit of a scrub and a polish bit of fake tits and a nose job and they're ready to go

Yeah, this doesn't even seem like I don't always, the key saying it's like a reality show I'm not always sure what the reality part is because mostly them just getting sick everywhere When they kill themselves, that's the reality That's the fun bit, yeah The season for sweeps

Nice, sick reference bro I know TV lingo Yeah, sweeps Nobody said sweeps since 1993. I don't even know exactly what sweeps is. Is it just like the week where they have the most ratings or something? There's something, I think there's something where like, um, there's something else is

non, I think. So more people tune over their show and that sweeps is when they have like the weird thing or the big thing happened where it'd be like, let's get the big guest there on friends this week. Like Brad Pitt. That was Thanksgiving. Yeah. I think.

But it was like that. Whatever, whatever. And she was dating Brad Pitt. She was. Yeah, that's, that was really the final nail. Pitt definitely didn't want to be on it. No, he did not look like he was enjoying himself. They probably made him dye his hair as well.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, Pitt, you ugly pig. He was in his own little cult. He probably slept the bunk bed and he had to get tattoos, Jennifer Aniston. I probably had to fuck her as well. Yeah. I've heard a few women say about him. He's got a real empathy problem in that he doesn't have a lot of empathy.

He can't, he doesn't really consider, like, how his behavior and actions hurt other people. Pretty awesome. That's why he's the king. He's got face blindness, actually. For serious, he's got a condition where he can't tell people's faces apart. Yeah, see, again, I would say that that probably bleeds into like a, just a detachment. As well, when you're living in the Brad Pitt height of fame, and your whole thing is,

you are the most beautiful man in the world. now you put all that together I'm going to assume that doesn't create like the best personality but whatever you know Well it's weird is how many films he produces Okay Like he produces a lot of films

Like with Plan B You know the production company Oh is that his? Yeah so he does a lot of film It's weird like sometimes you're watching a film And you know you're seeing your own little world Watching a film Then like Brad Pitt's name will pop up at the end

Like Minari that film about the Asians Trying to Farm That like it's about like the same sad Asians and they got like raise a chicken farm and they're sad and the granny's got your granny has a stroke and you know she's spats now over the place you're like what powerful drama and then Brad Pitt's name comes up straight away when I heard that there were Chinese people with chickens I was like that's a movie that's a goddamn movie right there owning Hollywood now my original title was chickie cheat but uh the

studio chickety china chicken to Chinese the Chinese chicken I wanted bare naked ladies to the theme song but I was talked out of it anyway so blue face it's not it's just people talking shit on Twitter it's not like anyone's actually investigating that it's a cult

but they're like it's cult like and I'd say if I was if I was blue face it's Jewish liar I would tell him Don't be fucking with it You can't yourself Jew face

If I was I'm gonna flip a coin We're gonna see what we do Anyways No no no If I was Blueface's Irish lawyer It was too late

Pandora doesn't go back in the box my friend I would say you're setting yourself up for trouble here Right All it takes is one girl to like start You know like I didn't feel comfortable Yeah yeah

That's the thing Yeah All it takes is one girl to OD You got trouble in your hands I assume though he makes them sign Like NDAs and like Performer release forms There's probably a lot of

But like That can easily be broken these things Oh, yeah, yeah, they've got lots of tricks, don't they? The birds. Yeah, yeah, they know their ways, don't they? Indies, don't work anymore. We've got to go back to Plan B. Anyway, so...

Wait, who is, like, blueface? Is he... What's his big hits? What are his... I couldn't tell you. Yeah. I think he's like 21 or something like that. Okay.

He's mad young and he's also like incredibly ripped. Okay. And I've watched a few of his videos on YouTube. It's not him being like, man just fuck this bitch yeah don't be filming me she love it she love my dick

please give me the key I need to get out you know this bitch crazy and there was a thing where people were saying he he fucked a trans girl and he was like man these people can't get pussy so they make the lies about me these gay ass peeps hey blue face

you want to eat my pussy shut up bitch Dr. Umar Johnson comes in That blue face, he's susses as a motherfucker. And I ain't fucking with him no more, I? He's crazy. That's a man. But so, they're talking about blue face, all right?

Yeah. And I was like, oh, what are sex cults could be of interest? Then I found nexium. Nexium. Now, do you know much about nexium? Yeah, I heard about nexium. The way that they kind of became very well known is like one of the girl, one of that bitch from Smallville. Yeah.

Allison Mack. That's her. That's her? Yeah, yeah, yeah. so she got arrested and apparently she was like a big, she was kind of like the Jules Lane Maxwell to what's the main dude called

Jason something? Was it? Keith Raynear. Oh, Keith Rainier. Okay. But yeah, so he's been charged and convicted. Apparently he's going to serve 120 years in prison. It's always funny when, I don't think we have that in Ireland, but in America

to have that word of like, I'm sentenced to due to 200 billion years in prison. Yeah. I don't need the sarcasm judge just say oh judge do me a favor just say life okay yeah just you know save it for your five minutes at the improv okay yeah who are you judge eto all of a sudden start dancing or shut up i think the judge would respect that yeah but yeah so um it is tell me about nexium then let's say we'll start at the beginning do it okay so imagine i'm i'm bringing you back to start okay a baby's born his name's keith rainier okay he's a smart chap

He sure is And he's always They're always like Oh aren't you so smart Aren't you so He's top of the school And everything Okay

Yeah And from a young age He realizes that If I lie I'm so smart I can get away With anything Yeah

So like one example When he was 24 He banged a 15 year old girl Okay And he told the family It's okay She's gone older soul Right

So he didn't just bang her He was actually with her No it just banged her Oh okay But and he told the family that and he was so convincing the family were like

I guess you know I guess she has an older soul well when was this though I kind of feel like that sort of 80s like yeah obviously now would be different but back then they're probably Hicks as well

yeah true yeah yeah yeah now it feels like that was a real like just normalized thing not for not a good thing but a more common thing back then where like dudes in their 20s bang 16 year olds I just gave them an example of like

no matter what he did, he could always talk himself out of it. He had a very good way with people. Right. Okay. I think that's, with the incredible intelligence comes to this incredible confidence to be like, whatever happens, I can talk myself out of this.

And if I just stay calm and rational. Yeah, and like when you have that self-assurance and you carry yourself in a confident way, most people who are insecure, they flock towards that because it is, it's like, oh, this guy's got something figured out, you know? Maybe he could

help me. And a lot of people, I've met some people like this but not as successful obviously like they weren't good enough to start a cult loser is these people can look at it like a maths problem the way we're like okay the human brain if I read these books about psychology I can figure out how they think

and body language and I can say like okay he's angry at this if I say this he'll calm down it's like an equation right okay that's how they look at everything okay if I say this I learn enough about women I know how I can bang this girl they'll study nagging and stuff like that yeah yeah like Neil's

Strauss or fucking Stephen Hawking Oh yeah He was always negging You fat side bitch Your legs don't work So

I'd like to see your ankles At least once You fucking heifer When he was To show you how smart he was He was in the Guinness World Book of Records For being in the top three

Highest IQs in the world Really? Yeah He was that smart Yeah he had that big a IQ score It's a QI What's his

What's his background Like was he born into money Or? Think he was yeah Yeah Yeah yeah yeah So he started Successful marketing company first

But it turned out There's a pyramid scheme Okay So you have to shut that down Right And he tried a few other things Then he got into self-help Ah yes

And that's you know That's when you find The real chumps The weirdos and freaks Who want to better themselves And put up weird tweets That you don't really understand What they mean

Are they talking about us? I assume it's always about us. Okay. So, now, what a lot of cults do, Scientology did wonderfully, is you find the big names, the big successful people. Yeah. So they got Travolta, Cruz, Danny Masterson.

Yeah, the biggest names. And these guys are like, The Chick-off Smallville. And they're like, the really hot one. Not the really hot one. the friend The kind of The friend

who's a bit annoying and kind of attractive I guess Yeah perfect Chloe Let's get Chloe involved

Yeah So they got I always Disliked I mean Smallville was a terrible show Anyway

But like yeah I always find her annoying But anyway Yeah I didn't get into it too much When I was a kid

It was a bit too Heady for me Yeah I was like Wait Clark Kent And Lex Luther Are friends I was even worse.

I was like, wait, where do Clark can't go? Because Superman's here now. It doesn't make sense. Lots of, so his self-help, okay? It started off a lot of basic stuff, you know, like admit your problems, a higher power. Right, yeah, yeah. And then it started getting to like hypnosis.

Okay. And you have to take a vow of obedience. Oh, all right. And then... Like the one you made me take when we started this podcast. Yeah, yeah. It was like, we're our blood brothers. but you only cut yourself my watch

does it have to be blood from my rectum yes take the machete so also you have to give collateral okay right now this could be

secrets or nude photos something that means we have power over you now yeah yeah so again like Scientology yeah you know maybe tell him you're gay

Mr. yeah oh I wonder who he could mean A lot of people Danny Masterson

Imagine if Danny Masterson sues us for that They employed I'm gay I'm a straight rapist

I raped all those bitches in their vaginas I ain't no fae I'm no Christopher Masterson let me tell you

that okay you also had to get branded with a symbol while naked while Alison

Mac filmed you while you say please brand me it's an honour bit weird That's a bit of a hat on a hat Isn't it

Getting branded while naked While being filmed While saying I love this Bit much Bit much And it was Alison Mack She was the one filming it

Really Yeah Being like Work it baby Work it Yeah well She worked in the biz Now do you know this

It was meant to be a symbol Okay Okay But then people It was meant to be like an A But a weird looking A And then people realised It was actually the initials

K and Or put together Oh, Keith Reneer Yeah, yeah So he's branding them With his own initials Very wow What a narcissist

I mean Starting your old cult To exploit women That's a goof I get it But you know Branding them With your own initials

Hmm Nah It's a sign of narcissism You've got Narcissistic Personality Disorder That's what you got Okay

So But then I heard that there were also human trafficking charges. Yeah, I think that's just the way they got them. Kind of like Capone with the taxes. Right, okay. Because a lot of these stuff is kind of hard, because a lot of these women are brainwashed. Yeah.

So like one of the women. But did he pimp them out, though, is what I'm saying? To like other men, powerful men. He might have. Yeah, yeah. But it might have been a case where the women don't think it is. Right. But it's just a way to be like, okay, we can get him for that.

Because the women aren't going to test. A lot of these women still won't testify. They're still like, no, Keith's a cool guy. You just don't understand them. Because society's against a powerful man like Keith. Right, okay.

Society wouldn't let a man call Keith. Control the world, you know? Oh, yeah, that's true. Like, one of the girls, she's like a rich heiress. Like her family, you know, Seagrams? No. It's like a drink. Okay.

Okay, so her dad's like a big, business magnate and then she managed she gave she funneled loads of money into the cult and they even got a Dalai Lama over

really? Yeah they got Dalai Lama over to the house wow and he was like I like what you wow wow I just have to say

wow my compliments to the chef go on Dally you've got your pick of the birds I'm a huge smallville fan oh he's Arrishin Mac are we ever

going to see Green Arrow again What else about this? So yeah, it was going well And like all things The rats come out to play Of course Yeah

And they start yapping away And start ruining all the fun times Yeah And then they got arrested Oh also another interesting thing A lot of the women he was banging Died of cancer Oh

But when they investigated the bodies The chemical levels Were all kinds of fucked up Really? Yeah, so you think he was poising them. Holy shit. Yeah, yeah. Poking with the umbrella, if you know what I mean.

Oh, I don't. Oh, you know the Russian guy? Oh, sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. He was doing that, but probably with needles, not an umbrella. Yeah, I guess. But, like, they're saying, like, he might even be a murderer as well. Okay.

So they're actually currently investigating that right now. So this guy, yeah, he's a, you know, a bit of a bad apple. Probably, yeah. Yeah. He wouldn't let him host SNL. Fucking, uh, McKinnamby. you whining about it? Of course.

Bitching. I'm not doing a sketch with Keith. He branded my pussy when I was sleeping. You can do Keith or Elon Musk. I'm like,

well, Keith's less problematic, isn't he? Everyone's freaking out about Elon Musk. Yeah, apparently it's Abe Bryant and Bowen Yang

or the two that are actually really causing a fuss. Yeah. Yeah. Not surprising. Well, don't know what I hate

more and that. I actually can't wait just because Elon Musk is such a fucking robot weirdo con that it's going to be fascinating to see his attempt at being funny you know what I mean

like like you know whatever the shit will be written for him but how he will deliver the lines I would love it if he did his own monologue you know that's the thing he's such a fucking narcissist and billionaire egomaniac he could be like I know what's funny yeah you know what I mean

his idea of a monologue would just be describing memes we'd be like Homer comes out of the bush but then he goes back in the bush and there's laugh laugh now imagine he wrote some shit imagine it was fucking killer like he came out and his monologue

was just like pure fucking fire he came out and was like what bitch is talking too much shit there are two kinds of black people there is a war going on with black people yeah fucking disabled chick sure would everybody would and then they're all like yeah

Musk Musk Musk Musk Musk Musk Musk Musk Musk You and I can't get that parking space And I own the motherfucking building You know what I'm saying So I gotta pop a bitch In a broken pussy I'm gonna do it What up?

What up? They're all cheering And Amy Brown-Boyat We're like Hmm Then we all throw We all throw fucking vegetables at them Yeah

Yeah Put them in the stockhead Yeah It will be I was gonna say interesting to watch It's not interesting to watch No it'll be interested Just to see how he behaves

But I wouldn't watch the full thing It will be like when Trump posted where it's like we get him for like the monologue and then like two sketches where he plays the straight guy and the rest of time it's just going to be recorded sketches to the cast having fun

well their idea of fun which means we're not having fun oh yeah well fuck SNL like when's it gonna die really should just it probably won't die it'll become some kind of like because TV will die

and SNL will be a thing they'll hang on to it's a brand we need to bring it into the next generation yeah yeah When you're 80, you're going to be a nursing home and they're going to force you to watch virtual SNL and you'll be screaming and no one will listen. Virtual

Kate McKinion will just be dancing in front of your face and a single tear a roll down your eyes. And that's what Alzheimer's was just going to be. You just can't remember your children's names, just shite SNL sketches. I watched the father this morning. Okay. The Anthony Hopkins

film he won the Oscar for. It's pretty good actually. Really? Yeah, it is pretty good. I got a good laugh out of it there. You probably weren't supposed to though,

I was a real knee slapper now. I was like, this should be a monologue. Yeah, well, what happened? This is an old man in the house and he's all confused, all right? Yeah.

And he's really mean to his, the daughter's played by Livia Coleman. Okay, cool. So he's real mean to her because she's like, oh, dad, please, maybe you could stop yelling at me. Yeah. He's like, oh, I can't wait to go to your funeral.

Ah. I'm going to out, you and at the you'll just say my daughter was a bitch nice yeah because he's getting all ignorant now I like that there's another bit where Olivia Coleman's husband is like he loses it basically it's like

let me ask you a question there when you're going to stop getting everyone's tits when you're going to leave yeah I bet you're just pretending but you do remember just pretend he starts slapping him it's where the guy starts slapping him nice yeah that's the bit that you were laughing yeah like that's for Bozeman

everyone who was like like everybody thought Chadwick Bowes when they get the Oscar posthumous posthumously whatever that word is posthumelahs yeah posthumelaz so after he was dead or whatever

and you like I didn't even realize this but like his whole family were there at the Oscars and then they just like gave it to Anthony Hopkins is like he puts in a video chat's like oh I want another one did I throw it on the pile then

see you later look at me still alive working colon. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, they got the whole family there and Ashton Cutscher came out and pied them. Cream pie them. They like Nickelode and they just got gunged. Slimed.

Actually, you see, the family had to come out and be like, stop being mean to Anthony Hopkins because people on Twitter, you know, like the insane people on Twitter were like, it's Hopkins fault. Yeah, yeah. He probably called him up. It's like, don't with any darkies winning this year.

He didn't need to call him up. That was implied. But here's the thing Chadwick Bozeman He legitimately never was in a good film And he was never particularly good in any of those films I'm actually really nighed I haven't watched Mar Rainey's Black Bottom

No nobody has Well I want it Nobody's even heard of it I like Bozeman I'll tell you I did like Black Panther I can say that now Yeah Now it's socially acceptable

Yeah What else was in He was in something else He was in I'll tell you what he's in He was in trash It was old shite He was in Draft Day What is that

Kevin Costner. What is that? It's a football film. No, it's not. You don't know nothing. I watched it. Did you? Kevin Costner plays a basketball, a football, a, a football, a, a ball man.

An NFL man. Yeah. And he's trying to build a team together on draft day. And, uh, he needs some hot young 43 year old buck, does he? No, he bangs fucking, um. Bozeman? No. That's how he got the ass cancer.

He just decimated his cold. Yeah, that's in my version of the film That's what happens Yeah, and your fan edit Yeah, yeah It's about a football man Who finally confronts homophobia And bangs a guy right out in the field

Yeah, yeah And they're all, at first they're screaming But they start to love it Then it's a slow clap And then they all start cheering Rudy, Rudy, Rudy Remember where we watched Where we skipped through the film

Where he played James Brown? Yeah, who he was in that, yeah? That looked awful And his performance was so cartooned. He's like, hey, I'm doing bad. I'm doing, ah, ha ha, yeah, it was like, it was like an S&L sketch. But anyway.

That should be Anthony Hopkins. Yeah, it should have been. And it would have been. Have you ever seen Hopkins do James Brown? Perfection. Perfection. Tell you what, we'll wrap this up now, okay? Because we got a bit wild.

I personally think Hopkins is great, obviously, but he's got an Oscar. They should have given him. I agree. They should have given it to him just out of, you know, he's dead and it's like the right thing to do it's a shock that they didn't do it but let's be honest there's really nothing ever oscar worthy in his catalog it would be funny if hop hopkins yeah bob hoskins lymphoma yeah i'm actually hopkins lymphoma if i would be funny if he won they're like six oscars and he's like i deserved all of them and no one else should have got even

close to him yeah yeah i should have been black panther give me olivia colman Oscar. She doesn't deserve it. I've seen her in the nip. Like a dog's butcher. I'd rather fuck web. Anyway, entourage. Entourage. Just wrap us up.

We'll wrap up with entourage. Entourage is like a puzzle. Rapsed an enigma. I watched this. In a what, sorry? What was that word? Hey, did you? Let's play that bag, people. Anigma. Now, play it backwards, see what he says. It's like a riddle wrapped in a puzzle.

Okay. I watched this, like, I watched this film, like, three days ago, and I haven't been able to stop thinking about since. That's good, but not for the right reasons. No, I don't understand this film, because Entourage, regards to what you say about the TV show. Yes. They had chemistry. The boys, and if you're, if you like the boys, you like to hang out with the boys. Yeah, like, that was the kind of whole thing.

Like the bromance era, it was dudes being dudes. Yeah, back when that was legal. Back before that birds came in and ruined it all. Before comedy safety showed up and cancelled entourage and ruined Pivens career. Oh, poor old Piven. Yeah. So it's actually too hard to describe this film, like, in order. Okay.

So I think what we'll do is you can pick which character you, kind of like, choose your own adventure. Okay. We'll leave drama for last. Bander Snatch Entourage Bander Snatch So Drama will be last Because it's Johnny Dramm obviously

So you pick the character you want And I'll tell you their story in the film So you have Vince Yeah Turtle Or Rory Let's go Turtle first Turtles very interesting

Okay Turtle's whole storyline is he's horny He's horny He's horny Wait hasn't he lost a load of weight as well He lost a load of weight yeah Yeah because he was like the fat guy Even though he was still like

banging supermodels is like hey I'm the fat guy but I bang the hot chicks yeah now he's the not fat guy who bangs hot chicks if you can believe something that ever happened because like he's a pretty good looking guy as well as the thing so in the film he's horny right and he sees Ron the Rousey

okay he's like God I want to bang Ron the Rousey store she's the hottest girl in L.A. So what he does is he chases her in his car all right and then pretends to hit her all right with like crash into he pretends to crash

to his car and he's like oh sorry I didn't see hey Ron the Rousey oh but when you say pretends to crash

into her he actually does crash into her no he just he's like he kind of like gets close to crash and then like swerves

oh and he's like oh sorry yeah and she gets out to be like oh fuck you he's like hey I'm sorry

honey I'm sorry hey I actually know Vincent Chase yeah I'm connected we should be up some time so why don't you

touch it She basically, yeah, he's like, I tell you what, I'm having a, you want to come to Vincent Chase's party? Yeah. She's like, real quick, you keep talking. I'm going to real quick look up Ronda Rousey because I can't think of what she looks like. Yeah, you look her up while I talk again. Off the cuff. So he, now he thinks he's a date with Ronda Rousey, okay?

Yeah. He's like, hey, let's meet up and discuss business. Okay. And then all the other guys. I mean, she's not bad looking, but she's a bit kind of broad or something. Yeah, it's weird that you go out to her, right? Yeah. UFC.

She looks good there. I mean, that's a nice picture, but like... I don't like her. Okay. I think she's a disgrace to the UFC. Oh, why is that now?

Crying. Always crying. She lost and she went on Ellen and cried. You cry ever. You lose my respect. Be a stone. That's why I didn't invite you to my dad's funeral. Be a stone.

Like, I'll pint you. You're like Rod the Rousey. Quit crying, you big shirt lifter. You bend over, man. Brian, please. We're all in mourning here. So, Turtle thinks he's a date with Rhonda Rousey. And all the guys are like, dude, she thinks it's about business.

She doesn't want to go on a date with you, Turtle. You're worthless. You're still fat on the inside. Don't you ever forget that? Yeah. Too bad your dick lost weight, too, you little bitch. Yeah, that'd be fun. Okay.

So they're like, she wants to talk about, it's not a date, Turtle. They want to talk about business. So he goes over to Rhonda's house, all right? And he's like, yeah, let's discuss business then. And Ronda's like, you only wanted me for business? Yeah. But I thought you're just a nice guy who, oh, it's so hard to meet men in this crazy town. You all want something.

None of you want to have sex. You all want something else. Every man in Hollywood is all about business. And when I flash my tits, they're like, no, madam, that's not what Hollywood is all about. We are here to do a job, not take. get our rocks off get our jollies off with the likes of you

it's all about professionalism and getting the job done I hate it no one will suck on these big titties yeah so she's like get out leave all right so turtle leaves but he's like

I gotta win her back so Ronda's like okay you can go on a date with me if you can last 10 seconds in the ring with me oh yeah so then Ronda beats the shit out of Turtle

yeah but she now respects turtle for taking a beating yeah yeah and does she fuck them there and then in the ring we don't see that oh i would have hoped is there is there like a director's cut well you can watch you ever hear of ultimate surrender no what's that it's on porn hub oh it's porn wrestling porn wrestling yes ultimate surrender yes oh this is getting into some tell me tell me more and i'll pretend to be disgusted let's leave that to the patreon You hear that, folks? You want to hear about Ultimate Surrender?

Subscribe now. Make sure the birds aren't in the room. This is Ladd's time. If you want to hear live commentary on Ultimate Surrender. Okay, so that was Turtle. So at the end, Turtle's like, hey, I'm going on a date with Rhonda again. And I got a broken hip.

I got a broken hip and she raped me. That's Hollywood. But my cock still works. Oh, Turtle. So that's Turtle storyline. Let's go to E. just to get it out of the way. He has the best storyline.

Really? It's where to go. Okay. So E's storyline. Again, this is the protagonist of... You know what a huge fan I am of Kevin Conley. Yeah, okay. And how I feel entourage ruined.

What was sure to be the next Marlon Brando, in my opinion. Well, it's funny is, I looked as up to make sure that he hadn't, like, written the film or direct it. Because he, his storyline is probably the biggest. Okay. Apart from Ari. Like, so... I think, though, isn't he, like, when the show was sort of starting... He was kind of the protagonist, though.

I think so. Because it's like he's a streetwise kid from New York, a New York guy. And I got to learn how these Finooks out here in Hollywood do the business. Yeah. Back home, you want something done, you'll go up to Vinny Batu, you give him that Zradaville, and it's done. Now I got to go talk to some fucking peep. Some guy named...

Don't call Brett Ratner, that. Lloyd. What the fuck is with Lloyd? there's about five things wrong with Lloyd I ain't even I ain't never met the fucking guy I thought I ain't gonna like him you know what I'm talking about we don't tolerate this shit bag oh

alright so E's storyline okay is he has cheated on his wife sweet he cheated on his pregnant wife okay yes with I think her sister with Roderickings's with her sister some relative I think I think either sister or aunt

okay big difference right but anyway so the fucking wingy old girlfriend The winchy mingey wife is upset So now they're They're separate but she's pregnant Oh She's nine months pregnant

Is this what's her name? Skyler or whatever the fuck Or Sloan? I don't know Is that that bitch was called? I don't know I can't remember She's really hot I was not paying attention

Okay So she's nine months pregnant She's gonna pop any second So they still has to deal with her Even though she, they're separate okay Okay He bangs two he has the most sex

in the movie really he bangs two incredibly hot women when I mean bang I mean they are literally rubbing their nude breasts in his face for like over 60 seconds

what yeah that's allowed yes I have a series of phone calls to make I just watch the entourage film you lying whore

get back here and rub them on me now so like he has so much sex in the film where he's worried he's becoming a sex addict oh my god he's banged

He can't, he has sex multiple times per day. He can't stop. Yeah, okay. Okay. And then he still has to go to like the prenatal classes with his ex-wife, all right? But when he sees that opening vagina with a child pop and I was like, anybody else getting hard under the collie? Get that kid out of way. Daddy's coming in.

Oh, you know what? Leave the kid in. Oh, I just found myself a no kink. What, that's allowed out here? Hollywood, you got to love it. So literally, the wife, the ex-wife is like, I'm never taking you back, okay? What you did, you betrayed my trust,

and I'm never, ever, ever, taking you back. Seconds later, she's like, you know what, Eric, maybe we should try it again. Yeah. And he's about to say, okay, but he gets a text from one of the girls even banging, she's pregnant. Oh!

Yeah, and she's like, you know, she calls up then, she's like, hey, guess what asshole? I missed my period. I'm pregnant, and it's yours. meet me in this cafe in 30 minutes or else I'm telling the press Right Okay so he's got

He's got like the ex-wife's like It's like 24 20 whore Dooh do Doe do Doe So now he's got like Run away from his pregnant ex-wife

Right To meet, now this is the weirdest scene In the movie I'll try to describe this to you And you'll think Oh Brian's doing a bad job I'm not okay Okay

Okay So And to make this easier We'll say blonde and brunette all right so he the blonde girl called him saying that she's pregnant this episode of the podcast is not going to pass the Bechdel test

but anyway so he meets the blonde the blonde girl called him and said I'm pregnant meet me at this cafe in 20 minutes he runs to the cafe he's waiting for the girl brunette girl comes along goes like oh my god Eric oh my god it's been so long since we we banged I have to say you gave me the biggest

orgasm I've ever had in my life oh my god I'm gonna sit down here and he's like actually I'm kind of waiting for someone it doesn't matter I'll wait with you

okay oh my god Eric your cock was just the best thing I've ever had I had cancer your cock cured my cancer

she's like Eric I think we should become more than just fuck buddies right he's like uh well

and then the blonde girl shows up she's like Eric who's this I thought he was in a treason with her no

No, no, no. Oh, okay. These are two separate women, okay. Oh, okay. She's like, who's this? And the brunette's like, who's this? He's like, actually, and the blonde one's like, did he tell you I'm pregnant? And then the brunette's like, well, guess what?

I've got chlamydia. So now you two have it. All right. And then he's like, girls, what's going on? They go, guess what? We're roommates. We're teaching you a lesson. Oh, it's a prank.

Yeah. Oh. We're teaching you, I'm not actually pregnant, and she's not actually, she doesn't actually have chlamydia. It's gonorrhea. Yeah. We're teaching you a lesson to respect women more. Bye. Yeah, that'll do it.

That sure showed me. Yeah, okay. So he's like, well, bitches are crazy. I'm going to go back to my ex-wife. So he goes back to her, she has the baby. And they make a point of saying that his ex-wife has not had sex. with anybody else. He's not had sex

by any else. They make a point of saying that. Where he goes like, have you? And she's like, no, no,

I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't do that. Yeah, even though we've been separated for nearly a year. Yeah, deep down, deep down,

I still love you, Eric. Yeah. You're so much sex here to Vincent Chase. Yeah, yeah. I mean,

your cock, it's just, it's magical. So that's, that's E's storyline. Yeah. He bangs a lot and gets back

with his misses. Okay, so E literally, he gets to just bang all these women and then when he's like I'm sick of all these chicken-headed hoes. I'll go back to the missus.

She's like, I was waiting for you all along. Yeah, that's it. Right. Who do you want to go to next? We have Vince or Ari? Vince, I guess. Vince actually is the least to do. He's worthless. Terrible character.

Terrible actor. He is the least enjoyable out of the whole crew. And so weird, because the whole plot point, it's so the whole kind of like drama of the film is Vince has directed a movie and will it you know, bomb or will it be successful?

Yeah. Vince has directed a movie called Hyde. Hide. But with a Y, like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. Right, right, right. And Hyde is about a DJ superhero. A DJ superhero. Yes, okay. Does he play the DJ superhero?

Yes, he directed it and starred in the film and wrote it. Okay. He's a DJ superhero who teams, up with Calvin Harris Right And they give everyone They give everyone Pills

It gives them all Superhero powers And they fight the police They fight the LAPD Why? We don't know Okay So he's direct

He's directed this film All right Right And his big Story arc in the film Is that He's directed And he's like

Hey guys It's gonna be successful Stop worrying Hey Ari you're crazy Yeah he's like Hey look Everything always works out So you gotta just

believe. Just hey man, it's going to be good. People like it. It's going to be good. He bangs Emily Rakarowski from the Blurred Lines video. But she used to date Army Hammer. Oh, shit. Now Army Hammer is jealous. She's missing

a bit of her leg. Please protect me, Mr. Chesh from Army Hammer. She's like, he tried to eat me. He's like, hey, don't worry about it. Hey, I'm going to eat your box right now. And you're going to love it. So he's pissed off the big wig army hammer right yeah yeah and then he meets army hammer in a restaurant army hammer's

like huh enjoy your salad and that's vincent vincent chase's storyline right okay that's basically all that happens well like let me just say real quick entourage is a terrible show it's fucking garbage it's retarded and stupid i loved it when i was like a teenager and then i rewatched it like you know when i was in my 20s i'm like oh my god this is terrible whatever about the, you know, oh, problematic portrayals of women. Who cares about that? Fuck all that. Whatever.

It's just terrible. It's a dumb show. It's stupid. There are enjoyable bits, mainly Jeremy Piven. You know, Kevin Dillon is fun as well. Like, and the little cameos. Now, the cameos. And there's enough in it, you know, oh, bouncy tits and they smoke weed and there's celebrity

cameos. There's enough in it to get through it. But it's a badly written show. Yeah. It's dumb. Now, here's thing though. The cameos were fun in the show sometimes. Yeah.

or in this they just throw them in and they don't do anything like I started to get like dizzy because they just be like oh hey David Spade hey

and that's it they get all these people in the film they don't give them anything to do yeah they just sort of pop up yeah Ed O'Neill shows up

like hey Ed O'Neill and that's it and we're like oh my God he's from married with children and modern fow

oh no Peg I'm banging a fucking spick now she got big a ditch then, yo. Oh, wow.

So let's go on to... I can't wait for them married with children rebut. It's going to be tops. Yeah. Let's talk about Ari, okay? Okay.

So, Ari's storyline is he is running the studio now. Right. He's the big way. Yeah. And Vincent Chase's film is his first big multi-million dollar project.

It's his first big release as long as you don't believe the allegations. Oh, oh, matron. So his storyline is he's trying to... Release. I mean jizz out of his cock. Oh, yeah.

That's the joke. Okay. Sorry, go on. And they say we're problematic. So his thing is, like, he's trying to make sure this movie is successful, all right? And he's like, God, I hope this movie is successful. Bear in mind, it's a movie about a superhero DJ. Superhero DJ who fights the LAPD.

How can it not be successful? He watches it, and he's like, God damn. That's one of the best movies ever seen in my life. And everyone else watched it is like, God damn, that's so good. Really? Yeah. Because the people are against Arii in the film because they want him to succeed. Because he's a foul mouth.

Yeah, and they're jealous of him. Has he toned it down for this? He doesn't say like anything too. He doesn't like, uh... No slurs. He's pretty easy on a... Lloyd. He's pretty easy on Lloyd.

He's pretty easy on Lloyd. Yeah. Like in the first, well, throughout the whole show, because this show hit or came out like mid-2000s. Yeah. When calling an overweight Asian homosexual man. A flurry of names was considered All in good fun

Yeah, look, it's, let me think of one Jackie Pye Chan You know, something like that So punch it up, punch up there, right, yeah, yeah But no, he doesn't really say that So his storyline is He's trying to make sure the movie is successful And

It's Jackie Pan sexual Yeah, no, wasn't worth it Keep going Yeah, I can't even think of what he does he wants the movie be successful and then it is why you're like what are some of the things against them

are people like Oh I forgot What's his name from the Sixth Sense Aheely Joel Osmond Oh right Right yeah He plays a young guy in it Who's like

The son of like a rich guy Who's like funding the film Okay And he's jealous because Vince Banged Emily Rakarowski And he wanted to bang it Yeah so he's like Let's recast Vince

Okay So then But then It's weird he's like kind of like chubby and hairy now he kind of looks like he's good in the film he looks like no he's a good actor but it's just so funny he was like sort of a cute little wholesome kid and then he just he looked now he looks like every in cell ever he looks like he looks like me if i let myself go well if you worked hard yeah no he's kind of an insol and this he's like

oh Vince banged a hot girl I don't want his movie to be released but then um at the end um Ari Wins basically And then they released the film And it wins A Golden Globe for Best Picture Yeah And Vincent Chase gets nominated

For Best Actor And Johnny Drama's in the film as well He gets nominated for Best Supporting Actor Oh yeah We didn't say about Johnny dramas We're leaving that to last We leave that to the last Have we done it all now then

That's it yeah Is Lloyd in it? Lloyd gets married And George DeK is the priest Okay Yeah The really not happens In the film

There's one scene in the film where, like, the guys all get a new car and just drive around for, like, five minutes laughing. Right, okay, sweet. Yeah, just taking selfies of themselves in the car. A lot of the show was about that as well. It's like, look how these crazy guys live. Yeah.

Yeah. So Johnny Drama will wrap it up on Johnny Drama. He's in the film, okay, and he's like, this could be my new big brick, you know? I could be the next, you know, I'll get out of my brother's shadow. Right. Yeah, okay. Finally get some recognition for the work I do.

But then an ex-girlfriend of his leaks a video online of him jacking off. Sweet. So he's the, Johnny Dramma is the victim of image-based sexual assault. Ah, okay. Very good. Yes. So then they're all laughing at him. Yeah.

And he's right around L.A. And even the Asian tourists are laughing at him. He's a Johnny Drama. Aha! Yeah, they're all laughing at him, okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's sad and, like, he's suicidal. Oh, really?

Literally a bit in it where, like, he goes to the doctor. And the doctor's like, are you suicidal? and he's like no but yeah right yeah but um

so he's all sad then but at the end he wins the golden globe for best supporting actor for his work in Hyde which we never see by the way we never see his acting

in Hyde do you see any of that movie no you see like seconds of it okay and then he he wins the award Mark Wahlberg

presents the award right of course yeah and Mark Wahlberg's like fucking hell I can't believe Holy fuck, it's Johnny Drama Yeah, yeah Yeah

You're giving an reward To this old fag Yeah What are you doing bro Huh You got bitch tits bro What's your fucking problem You need to work out

I meet a chick I slap her in the face With my cock And then I hit it with my fist It's called the Wallburger You got a problem with that What are you fucking Korean Get out of here

So So Johnny Johnny drama Wins the Golden Globe He gets up on stage He shouts victory Which is his Biking Quest The end

Okay yeah cool it really is a knotting film yeah you're the biggest letdown is that like they went for hey it's the exact same as the tv show so it doesn't feel like a movie at all it just feels like uh like what is it like an hour long or sorry an hour and half yeah it's like short so how long were the episodes though were they half hours yeah they were half hours yeah it's literally like a three episode arc it felt like it felt like two episodes right okay and what's weird is like in the show they were dealing with big big budget movies. Yeah. Like they made Aquaman and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's not like they've kind of progressed or anything.

I guess, no, it's like, so Vince is directing himself and Ari is the head of the studio. They do not spend any time. We never see Vince directing. We never see, like, when we start to film, the movie's like 90% done.

And Vince is like, I don't want to show it to anyone until, you know, it's done. Yeah, yeah. It's how the artist works, man. and, you know, everyone just bends... Look at this Slavic broad, I'm fucking her. Yeah, and everyone just like,

okay, Vince, we'll just do what you say. Yeah. I'm trying to get anything amusing in it. Nothing, no. Like, the show is dumb or whatever. But it's short and... Yeah. It should have been something like

where the guys get involved in, like, terrorists or something. Yeah, they should have just went ridiculous with it because it's like, what legacy are you trying to preserve? Like, okay, for example, the many saints of Newark everybody is really on edge about what that's going to be like because that could really tarnish

the reputation of one of the greatest shows ever Entourage was basically the way it was advertised was it's sex in the city for guys that was it was dumb they smoke weed and bang chicks that's the whole thing even sex in city they went to Dubai

yeah exactly so like they didn't they didn't like try and like top you know or elevate it or go crazy with it It's just the same. Imagine how fun it would be if they did like die hard or something like

you know like terrorist kidnapped Vincent Chase. Yeah or like if terrorists take over like an award ceremony. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or maybe they do like Argo where they got,

you remember Argo would have to make a fake movie. Oh, I'd never seen Argo. Oh yeah, Argo, yeah, they have to make a fake movie. Is it good? Yeah, yeah, it's good, yeah. Ben Affleck directed it. Yeah, yeah.

Argo is basically, it's based on true story. They made a fake movie to distract people while they're rescuing hostages Oh So it's something Just something creative like that Or even just fucking I don't know

Like Like Vince Vince gets mixed up with some I'll tell you what There's a mafia boss That looks like Vince And they get mixed up Yeah

Yeah Yeah And that crazy shenanigans happen Yeah Hey boss What are gonna do About these These Chechens moving in here

Hey man You need to relax Why don't you smoke some weed And we'll do an Adam Sandler Marathon Yeah Hey, boss, I don't know what's come over you lately, but it turned out into a pretty cool fucking guy. We're hanging out here.

It used to be very stressful with the shouting and the murdering and the what have you, but it's a real nice vibe here. Or do like an Ali G movie where Vince becomes Prime Minister of England. Big up yourself. Buyakasha. What is going on in Staines Massive? Have you ever smoked marijuana? Yeah. Yeah, you could have done some fun with those.

Just do go retarded. Yeah, go retarded. Because that's what I'm saying. There is no legacy to preserve. It was a dumb show that, you know, it was just about tits and weed and Hollywood cameos. So why not go ridiculous with it? It's just kind of like they were just giving enough money to do it. And nobody cared enough to try and elevate it or to try anything.

Yeah. They're just like, let's just churn something out. Bish, bash, bosh, we're done. It really didn't feel like a movie It was slated as well Wasn't it when it came out Like absolutely Some people went over the top

Where they're like This is the problem With patriarchy This is an example of males 2015 That was when all that shit Really started Like

You should just say like It's dumb and it's shit But a lot of people are like I have to sound more smart than that So I have to wrap it up In like a political thing Yeah

The objectification of Johnny drama Yeah See Mark Cromode Couldn't go It was a pilot of shit. He had to be like, well, really, I think it was absolutely vile and grotesque, and one of the

worst things ever committed to cellulide an affront on the senses, an attack on women, minorities. Everything wrong with the big Hollywood studio system. That's what he had to say, but really he was like, this is fucking shit! There's not enough tits!

You know? Yeah, Camus is a big fan of TV show. He's like, it's a disgrace to the true fans. There's no 13-year girl shoving her crucifix in her pussy which is his favorite film he loves the entourage yeah yeah yeah yeah Vince gets possessed by the devil just go for it you know I like that yeah have fun you or like he gets you know he gets like wrapped up in a cult and they have to you know deprogram him and shit or turtle goes to space yeah turtles in space

wow Neil Armstrong so hot I want a bang them. Actually, you see the guy, the other guy, Michael Collins, he died there. 90? Yeah, this episode's a tribute to Michael Collins. RIP to Michael Collins. The good Michael Collins. The good one, not that troublemaker played by Liam Neeson. I have a particular set of counties that I want to be free from imperialism.

I don't know who you are. That's a good way to end it. Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to get some Chinese now. Oh, we joke about the Chinese. We're going to get now Lloyd. Yeah, yeah. We joke about the Chinese, but, um,

you know, I think I think they're all right. Yeah. So that's, I'll tell you what, Lloyd actually, okay, at one stage is like,

um, uh, Ari, um, you know, my dad won't come to my wedding because do I have to say? So I want you to be,

oh, to give him away. Yeah, yeah, so he gives him away. You're like a dad. Boy, if I could give you away,

I would have done it 10 fucking years ago, you fat, beep. I think he says exactly that. Really? Without the beep. Oh, what?

So, I think they've actually become a bit of a relationship now. Oh, they're actually their friends. Oh, I didn't mention at the end, Ari gets a new assistant. Big black man. Oh, really? Big. Oh, I mean big. I mean like

Ari's like looking up being like, hey you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, Ari, I didn't do none of that shit you asked me to do. Um, that's okay. You just have a good lunch, Chumall. Don't tell me how to live my life. Okay.

Lloyd, please come back Your replacement scares me Anyway Yeah, it's Lloyd's husband I hear you've been saying Some shit about my man I'm fucking with that Okay

Yeah, this would be a nice long one Yeah, how long have we gone? Hour 20, no cuts needed Wow A very fun episode Well, probably lots needed But we ain't doing it I'm too lazy for that

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