Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 123 : Hitler With Kevin Larney

Episode Date: July 15, 2021

KEVIN LARNEY talks about Hitler for an hour.

we're going it's Brian and James and someone else we have a guest introduce yourself oh yeah my name's Kevin wow I like to party and I'm here with Brian and James this is Kevin Larney Kevin Larney

We got I'm so excited right now It's good to have Dublin's next top comic 2020 Irish Pot shite talk history podcast Yes you do your own podcast and you subscribe to our Patreon

I do yeah that's how I got into this That's the only way you can get into this exclusive club. Yeah. It's like eyes wide shut. What is the password? It's like a pyramid scheme. I've been paying into this Patreon for like two years now and eventually I got called up. Just a name out of a hat.

It's like the army. Well this is it's fun being here. This is kind of like you know when like a couple things aren't going right. Yeah. And the magic's gone. I'm the baby. Just the last ditch effort to put a spark into it. You're the Vietnamese child

we adopted in hopes that that bring it all together. I'm Cam I'm Poochie. I have to be calm okay. All right. I thought we were more like Woody Allen, Mia Farrow. No, you're Sophia Vigara. Oh, okay. I like that. Yeah, I like this a lot now. I get to fuck Ed O'Neill. Oh, yeah. Yes.

No, actually, let's change it. I want that. I don't have too late, pal. Yeah, well, hey, cheers for coming on. Yeah, man. It's good to have you. It's good to see you. It's good to be here. This is the first guest we've had in a long time. And we've had lots of people that have been like Come on, come on, Brian

Get me on the show Come on, suck your dick And I'm like, no Do not suck my dick You'd ruin the good name Of this podcast, okay? Yeah, yeah, that's right It doesn't work in an audio format, you know

Well, it works for me Yeah, that's true, yeah Just doing it a blow by blow As it were Oh yeah, that's why we got ya on That's good stuff I've got some pre-prepared notes I've been working my way through them

Blow by blow All right, that works Let's keep it going It's pretty good suck by suck. Okay, we can turn on the recorder now. Pass the test. It's not bad.

Yeah, well, cheers for coming. Yeah. I got a bus. We were talking about this there. I guess the first bus I've gotten in like a year and a half. Public transport, yeah. He went slumming it with the plebs for a day. I know, yeah.

Well, they've got charge reports on them. It was fucking, I loved it. Yeah. Yeah, I wore my mask. They're getting new buses. Now, they're all, like, vamped up and all, aren't they? What way, like? How are they?

Well, just kind of every seat has, they're all going to have. the USB ports to charge your phone and stuff they're gonna have like screens and stuff it's gonna be like it's gonna help people become more childlike I think

they'll get their own little like beds and little screens they can watch their Pokemon in there wouldn't catch me doing I'm just watching the footie yeah yeah different football match

in every screen do you do you support Dundalk IT I support Dundalk IT I don't support Dundalk FC Oh FSI well fuck the No no no

yeah that's what I meant that's what I mean Dundalk FC Do you support FC No when were they playing In the Europa League there Maybe last year They went to get Arsenal

Oh yeah Yeah but I think before that They played a game And I remember going to see one of the games I jumped on the bandwagon Like really late on When they played some team from Poland Yeah

And they lost And then I give up again But I always forget you're from Dundalk Because you really don't You don't put across Mawn the town I'm a turn code

I'm what they're calling Dundalk a scumbag A jacking Well you've got civilised Well, I was meeting my girlfriend's extended family last weekend And I was getting all that from them Were they Dundalk people as well? No, no, they're all from like proper parts of the country

And everyone's always like Oh, you're from Dundalk, wow, you don't know of the accent As it to be like, oh, you weren't flinging shit at me When I came in You're from Dundalk, wow, how did you get in here? I saw him wash his hands when he had the bathroom You wouldn't think so The last time I met at Dundalk Man

he tried to stab me from my shoes. He thought there was some sort of currency. But, like, yeah. It has a reputation. And I love Dundalk. I had many, many fun times there. Yeah, some of my best friends are Dundalk. But, like, it's, I never got that reputation because I was grown up there.

It was a great place to be. All the trouble was, you know, over. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, yeah, you missed all the kind of the IRA stuff. Yeah, the boom times. The, what do they call Dundalk, El Paso? Yeah.

You're right, actually, that's all, like, stuff in the park. Like El Paso and all the IRA stuff. Yeah, there is a few IRA lads knocking about. Yeah, but they're harmless mostly. Now they're on TikTok, you know? That's how sad it is. Like, they all have to like start only fans accounts. This is how you get back to six counties.

They've got big fake tits now and they're jumping around. They're driving around with David Keenan. Do you know David Keenan? I do, yeah. He's getting very big now. He is very huge now, yeah. He's a song called El Paso and, yeah, but he got his, it wasn't his break or whatever, but years ago.

he was in Maxi taxis. Yeah. Did you ever see that video? Yeah. There's a taxi driver from Dundalk driving around and he's like, gets him to play a song in it. And I think they ended up on the late late show then. Oh, right, yeah.

Did they both end up like Maxie as well? Yeah, Maxie's there. Maxie would be clinging on, wasn't he? Well, a couple of months before that, Maxie, and this would bring it back to Dundalk FC, Maxi was at all his moment of fame, he went up to the FAA headquarters when Dundalk was relegated and doused himself in petrol

and stood outside the FAA quarters with a lighter demanded to see I guess was John Delaney at the time to talk about the relegation Now I heard about this Yeah Why was

What was wrong about the relegation What like Surely it's like You didn't have enough points You get relegated Was he like Something to do with money Was it people who run the banks

Was it? It was them You know how it is Brian Yeah Yeah Yeah It was a tosser between Dunnock FCC

And like gory I want to see the Rothschild Who relegated Dundalk FCB Or I abhorching Myself right now They started World War II and now they've done something

worse. I stood idly by he win the Holocaust. Six million Jews, bygones be bygones but this is unforgivable. Every man must have his line. I also remember Maxi Taxi Claiming based on that video with David Keenan that James

Corden robbed the idea of Carpooled Carrierie from him. He's notorious. He's dead right. Cordon's notorious. He's a big Dundalk fan. Yes. I used to see him hanging around Dundalks looking shifty Oh, here, what's Smithy doing here now?

Get out the fuck, will he? He liked his early work I really like the FAI stuff, the lightning stuff on fire. If that becomes a segment on Corden's new show, then you really know. Which celebrity would light himself on fire? Corden has a great segment on his show called,

I think it's called Like Doing Work, where he like goes to like a worker, like let's say like someone who works on like Walmart Yeah, and he basically just annoys them for 20 minutes It's meant to be funny. He's like, hey, look, I'm James Gordon. He starts twirking and stuff and they have to be like, oh. Stacking shelves, this is mental.

Is this your life? Now wonder you're on oxy-cutting old time. This is horrible. He's really forgotten where he came from. Horrible, horrible individual. You know what's bad, and I've said this before. I kind of look like James Gordon, right? And I've been told that.

And also, my name is James Cadden. Oh, yeah. Very similar. So it's very hard. anyone to look at me and then not associate me with Gordon who is one of the most repugnant reprehensible

pieces of shit to ever grace God's green earth so it just doesn't bode well for me is all I'm saying but you look maybe I'll get to bang some 50 year old fat slag from Essex you not lost me for you do yeah yeah just don't

look in my eyes when I come every gig you're going up for it's like ah sorry Cadden we got we got cordon instead. He just... Bad luck, Cadden. Bet, luck next time. I wanted to be in cats.

Yeah. So, yeah, Maxi Taxi. I did, I met him once. Well, no, I met him twice. You can get his taxi. Yeah. Is he still alive? That he's still alive.

Okay. I remember one time, like, he was giving me a ride for money in his taxi, all right? Right, yeah. And... At the back of the bus shelter, was it? I was heading to,

gig in Dundalk, okay? I was like, oh, yeah, I do a bit of comedy. He's like, oh, yeah, it's great, isn't it? Comedy is great, you know? Comedy, you know, because, you know, making people laugh. You know, give me a big spiel about, I'm just kind of like, yeah, it's great, yeah. Every day I smile, you know. But comedians are some of the happiest people who are going to meet.

You've been parked for like 20 minutes, like, is the meter still running or, you know, truth to power, Brian, isn't it really? Yeah, I suppose it is. But then at one stage, he was. was so positive, I was like a little bit self-deprecating, be like, ah, you know, it's a I'm not that great now, I think it's something like, I'm no John Bishop or something like, right, yeah, right, so I was trying

to get on his level. Right, yeah, yeah, placate this troglot idea and he like, yeah, I just said something mildly self-deprecating, and he was proper like, hey, you do not disrespect yourself, okay, because if you don't believe in yourself, no one will. Yeah. Like, I'm not going to, this isn't going to work, you know? You're not going to

motivate me here. This isn't like any given Sunday. you gotta go to FAAI and douse yourself in petrol yeah he's an inspirational man though he's quite a character quite a character well after the I think he got a lighter sentence

because he maintained that there was no flint in the lighter in that incident but in the court he asked to be he asked for his punishment to be community service in Oriel Park the Dundalk football grounds were he already volunteered right he hates that wouldn't it like oh don't send me to work

in the chocolate factory yeah yeah petting puppies all day No, your honour, please. And I imagine, I don't think he was He was, I don't think he was, it just would have been like a fucking outstanding ovation Oh, you're like, 12 men on us and fruit

He is a laugh. Twelve angry men, I think He just has pride in his town. Have we lost on our way so much? My God, I'm like my father. When that Vietnamese monk did it to protest the war, he was putting the cover of rage against the machine,

and I'm locked up for loving my football team He also got a tattoo I can't remember the last time They won the league Is it a Dundalk tattoo? He got a Dundalk to He was like, you know, Dundalk

FAA League winners He said Dundalk IT instead of FC Yeah, he fucked it up But he said champions 2018 or whatever it was But he did it The week before the match was played He would have looked

The right fool if they'd lost Yeah, yeah, yeah But so confident was he Do you have you follow into this year Dundalk FC? No. They're not doing it. doing well.

No, are they not? No, they got bought by peak six. It's like a Chicago investment firm. Oh, yeah. And then people are surprised at like, oh, what, the Chicago investment firm don't care about the club as much as me? It's almost like you just want to make money off it. Yeah.

Disgusting. Their mascot is now a deep dish pizza. Yeah. So yeah, at the moment, there's a few protests a while ago. I think they're just kind of like, they're like, there's no point fighting the big, big Chicago men, you know? no wait so they were protesting this during the time of like covid and lockdown yeah yeah i can't imagine the story got much traction now in fairness yeah well the story is a guy who owns peak six

he bought it and then gave it to his dad so the dad of the millionaire now runs a dundalk football club yes what you get for the man that has everything an irish football team yeah um it's a novelic it's like you know the salmon that sings yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah It was a toss-up between the two And he already had one of those flapping trouts Watching the run around playing It's just one step away from that scene in Django We're laying in our DiCaprio

As those two men Battering the shit out of each other Yeah It's like just for his amusement Let's watch these little fools Run around with their football Dundalk is no one for their mandingo parties Yeah

Yeah Well I was reading recently about There was a Dundalk player from the 70s called Jimmy Hasty Who had one arm And apparently it was class really yeah i love shit like this yeah history like this he was supposed to

really really good and then he got i think he retired and he got shopper with the uv so a real i wasn't that brave was he johnny adair who up to his old tricks there's so many stories of old football players was like yeah he broke his neck and his leg and he had no heart and his lungs are fucked

but he still kept playing you know not like these pampered players today oh i got depression oh yeah yeah i feel like I feel like I should follow it more I wear a Dundock This is how much of a dick I am

They were doing really bad for a while For the stage is like Are they gonna get relegated? Yeah Maxi Taxi just looking for It's Jerry Cap I think they're They brought back Vinny

And I think they're like seven I think they haven't got better They're kind of leveled off a bit Yeah A bit of stability But people keep leaving and shit And they got a bit weird They hired a coach

And then they like Promote someone else they're like, okay, the coach is going to be like the old coach is now like the vice coach. Right. Yeah. You could tell something wasn't right. Yeah, that's not, that's not good.

That should be the third season of Ted Lassow. He comes to Dundalk and tries to like... It's a rude awakening. He just kills himself. Yeah. Oh, we'll get Hitler. Don't worry, guys. Hitler's coming.

Yeah. Enough of this Dundalk stuff, okay. Hitler. Before we do that, I want to get your opinion. you on a few things. Okay. So we were talking what to say earlier.

Have you heard of come walk? No. Come walk is a thing me and James were looking at it. No, no, no.

Well, when he says me and James, he means he was looking at it and then he forced me to watch it. James was asleep at the time and I was like,

wake up, come walk. He gave me drinks that made me dizzy and then made me watch come walk. I guess that it's like a really badly named

charity event or like someone just didn't think of true. Come walk, hit 50K. No, it's a thing, it's a new craze, okay? Okay. And you might think, oh, Brian's talking silly.

I'd never think that, Brian. You'll see, okay? Nostradamus, all right? It's a new thing where women, they get a guy to come on their face, all right? Yes. So they've got a load of come on their face, and they walk around in public. Right. Proudly displaying the jizz on their face.

Oh, like, not even rubbed in just. No, not rubbed in. No, it's just there. I mean, their face looks like a Jackson Pollock. And it's kind of like a humiliation, also empowering, a mixture of boat, you know. Yeah. I'm not really sure what they're going. but one for like yeah it is like you know

I'm all for like you know female sexuality empowerment liberation that's all good but like you've got cheese on your face it's just messy it's like having bird shit on your face I have bird shit on my trousers right now and it's not empowering we don't shame you I know if a woman did it I should be

a little bit shamed though I should be a bit of shame I'm hiding it okay the last thing it's not on your face this is great radio there it is there I can confirm there is shit on his jeans But I'm not like, you come into my home like this. Yeah. But yeah, so the women, the women, and this is like not just, it started in America, I assume. Yeah, it's weird if it started like in like Carlo, France.

Islington. No, so I started in America, I assume, okay? Well, I saw a video to the girl I follow in the only fans. She's walking around Dublin with jizz on her face. Really? Not Temple Bar, but like she's walking around like the suburbs. It's not even like, oh, you know, how disgrace. It's just, like, confusing.

It's like, why are you doing that? You wouldn't think it was Jizz. I mean, I spent, I went to know. Oh, you know Jit. I've seen, I've been around the block, okay? I'm a bit too, night. If I was, like, working in a shop and someone came in with Jizz in their face, I'd be like, you got a little bit of, have you been crying?

Oh, you think his hair turled? Yeah, yeah, do the classic, uh, something about Mary. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it wouldn't, like, the last thing I'd be thinking of is this woman's walking around with jizz in her face. Well, here's the thing. You might not think, oh, you might think like, oh, oh, what is that, weird liquid on her face but also the fact that someone's filming her

oh yeah it's like a prank show or something like am I being punked am I being spunked yeah there we go okay yes hit stop oh yes

we've been spunked stop talking stop talking okay let's just have a moment of silence just reverence for that could Gordon do that I don't think so yeah I really want to see Gordon do that

next week can you just be here raging Anyway, from James Corden to something Almost as insidious Adolf Hitler So I watched for the podcast For the podcast, I swear guys

Well actually no, I'll lie, I did watch this as a kid It's a mini series about Hitler called Hitler Rise of Evil Starring Robert Carlyle Already, the title Not being impartially or are they? No Pretty bite, they should have to make another one called Hitler Pretty cool guy

Hitler, not as bad a painter as people say This Robert Carlyle plays Hitler Yeah, Bigby plays Hitler Bigby, yeah Someone's gassed these Jews And no cunt leaves here As we find out which cut did it That's pretty, yeah, that's a good casting

So I watched this now it was very young Okay, it was on like film four I remember thinking like it was awesome Yeah This guy's great. No, awesomely historical Yeah, okay Oh yeah It wasn't like fucking yeah

It's spraying come on my own face you're 20 years too early Brian this is gonna be huge no but I remember thinking like geez this is fucking epic you know fucking this guy's real it was like I was just learning with Hitler at the time I was very young

so I was like this is real and this happened just mental you know right yeah so this isn't the two Ronnie's this is fucking this is some real shit

what age were you would you say I'd probably like 10 oh wow maybe younger bad parenting in the O'Toole house no definitely not yeah

you have to learn about Hitler at some point shut up you Jew it didn't rub off on me as my old man used to say so we'll just go through the film all right it's not as good as I remember but it's still pretty interesting

right another thing to remember about this film is that everyone has kept their British accents of course they don't make any kind of attempt to even go like a little like yes

Germany don't do anything that it's like fucking hell what's going on here you know what it is isn't it the same with Trinople and they were like it would seem silly if we did the accents but obviously we're not going to hire someone from

fucking Ukraine. Obviously we're not crazy. You catch cancer off them. Yeah exactly. But this one they really like up the axe. They say like gnaut and shit, you know? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. You do not about it. Yeah, so we start off, okay, little

Hitler, all right? And his dad's is called Aldous Hitler. Aldous. Yeah. Okay, and Aldous Hitler is a real fucking conge. He's like, ah, this son does... My son does nout. My son's a worthless little bugger. All right.

And he's always, like, talking, like, shit about... And he's like, ah, be a painter. Fucking waste of time, you know? And Lil Hitler's always, like, crying. And he does, like, a thing where, like, his dad's out in the garden

and he's, like, um, looking at him in the window, being like, me, pointing at him in, like, with a frowny face. Like, me, I'll get you. Right. His mother's, like,

his mother is the exact opposite. She's like, oh, little Hitler, you'll be the biggest... Most powerful man in the world. You show them all. Yes. Interesting now. You know, Bono has this thing.

Well, no, I'm bringing it back. Don't worry. I'll make it work. Bono said this thing. It's like, for an artist to really flourish, the best thing that you can have as a child is a mother who's very loving and a father who's very cold and distant. There's something there. I agree with Bono, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, that's fair enough. You're trying to impress one. Because you need, it is actually, yeah. That's very interesting now. Send my regards to Bono. I will, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because he needs someone to hate,

and you need someone to support you enough to have confidence to. Well, you're someone that you're trying to impress the whole time. If you're trying to get your dad's approval. But he also needs someone to be like, yeah, good job and drive you to your... Drive you to your hitter motorcycles.

Well, he doesn't practice what he preaches because his son is shit. Yeah, that's right. Shots fired. That's a bit much. His band Inhaler are not good. There, I said it. I'm not even heard of inhaler.

They're shite, yeah. I think his daughter got her tits out once. Her daughter, no, is it his son was banging Noel Galaher's daughter? Funny if he was banging Noel Gallerher. That's the story worth telling. And Leam's not invited. So anyway, okay, his dad has a heart attack and dies.

Literally dad's like, oh, my fucking useless son! Oh, oh, and falls down dies, okay? His heart was too Jewish. Remembered this Hitler. And actually, this is weird. Aldus Hitler, his grave was only removed in like 24. It was only in 2014. They were like, ah, wait, we don't want him ruining the parish.

He did nothing. Yeah, that's true. He did not in. They don't know where his body is right now. They took it away. The council just took the body away. Well, like, left of the body, you know. The bones. There's probably nothing, I assume. Well, they took away the gravestone, the coffin and everything. Right. Okay. And just threw it in like. Is the coffin not like disintegrate and shit after like 70 years? I think they literally took the dirt. I think they literally took the dirt away. just in case. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Hitler, his mother gets sick as well and he's like, oh, mama, mama, I'll do you proud, I'll go to art college.

So they show him in art college, all right? There's a nude woman. Right. A life model drawing, okay? And I don't know, they don't really explain why this happens, but he's like looking at the nude model and trying to draw her and he goes,

and he crumbles up the paper and runs out of room. Yeah. Right Next we've seen He's on the streets Is that an implication That he was Don't they say

That Hitler might have been gay Or is that just something People say I think that's It's just retconning Where people are like Yeah He had like five girlfriends

And three of them Killed themselves Well get that in film as well Yeah That's a little bit of cherry You know Yeah Yeah

Yeah So he's a great He leaves art college Now he's on the street Okay So it's him on the street All shivering Right

With other homeless people and then who walks by big, big rabbis with loads of bling okay just basically gold falling out of their pockets all right

and they're whistling having a great time and he's in the cold all right and then he meets one of his relatives and they're like oh how's art college

like ah you know how it is in it you know fucking Jews you know they run everything you know you know what it's like

you know I can't me get a fair shoot on my I've got all this shit paintings and nude birds and no one wants them so next World War I breaks out

he goes to war so what happens in this is I doubt this is historically accurate alright I'll be the judge so he's in he's in war now okay yeah he's a lot of people he's a bit incompetent right like you know like he

kind of like he doesn't salute the same time as everyone else you know okay he's he's not good at anything really and he finds a little dog on the battlefield he's like oh you'll be my little dog so he brings it back to their soldier

he's like oh sit and the dog won't sit all right and they're like oh Hitler your girlfriend

giving you a lip hey ooi ohy so he goes and he takes the dog outside to beat it to death

all right and while he's outside beating the dog to death a missile gets launched into the place they're saying all the other soldiers

die I, holy shit. That's hilarious. As soon as you said he started beating up the dog, was like, oh, I'm not rooting for this guy anymore. He's lost me. It's the rule of screenwriting right there. Yeah, yeah.

You could show him literally kill the six million Jews one after the other, but him beating the dog will repulse people way more. 100, which is not the start house of cards with him doing all this insidious shit. And then at the end he snaps a dog's neck. Oh, so he's a bad man. Oh, yeah. This is the easiest way to get it across. It'd be funny if Hitler had a sudden accident in this.

They did it in glorious bastards. Hitler gets me toed by Anthony Rapp. So now Hitler, he's a survivor now. A war veteran now. A war hero. He's in hospital and he's like, oh, they killed, oh, it was so bad. They even killed my little dog and I love my little dog. See, he's skeeving, lying cunt.

I think he got gassed, wasn't that it? Yeah, the next, I have a literally prove you, look, I'm sure he believes you. Yeah, in the book who just says, shut the fuck up, Kevin. Oh, I had that prepared. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so he gets out hospital and he gets mustard gassed then straight away. So, no, he can't catch a break, all right? He's in hospital again, and they're like, he's like, oh, I got to get back out there, I got to fight.

And then the doctor comes in like, oh, hey guys, yeah, Germany, we've surrendered. We're all, we're little bitches now Yeah Viva France Yeah Treaty of Versaile and all that shit So peace out Peace out

Yeah Hitler's furious He's not happy Yeah He gets a job working for the government Sell out He takes out his earring You know

He cuts his hair short Yeah He's a real dork He's working for the government They're like Oh did you work on that project Hitler is like, I wrote this report for you, and they're like, oh, what's this report?

Oh, it's about Jews again. I really don't think you understand what we do here at the processing plant. At the box factory. I was going to get to those boxes, but the Jew menace, you know how it is.

Okay, so one of the government guys is like, okay, here's a mission you can't fuck up, Hitler, all right? These weird nationalist parties, are meeting up down in the beer halls, all right? Yes. Go down there, check them out, write a little report. Yeah.

Let us know what's going on. Are they actually, are they silly or are they a menace? Right. Should we be concerned? Yeah, yeah. Are they proud, boys, not in the beer hall? Are they wearing MAGA hats? So he goes down there and there is these guys talking about Germany for the German and stuff like that.

And Hitler's like, hmm, Hitler gets a little woody, you know? Oh, yeah, yeah. He's like, I like this. I like this, okay? and he actually he likes it so much it's like an open mic night he's like I want to get up there

yeah he's seeing some like a hack racist it's like oh yes their skulls are different oh come on he's doing this old shit I could kill in this room what's the deal with the slabs

have you seen this have you heard about this coming over here so he gets up yeah it's in the scene it's kind of like him to start being like speak up louder then he goes fully into it then

he probably actually sneezes right that's what happens he goes and everyone like oh I like that and that's what started it people don't know that but that's 100% fact

so now he's going full Hitler we all know we all know we're into the vintage years now he's just screaming and people are like Whoa It's like when Hendricks played Star Spangled Banner You know

It's like wow Now enter Live Shriver Ah yeah He's great He's great And this is what I think he's meant to be playing

Kind of a fake Kind of gay kind of guy Okay Right So he comes in I forget His like what he actually does Before this

What his job is He's some kind of powerful guy Okay And he's kind of like Hitler I love what you're doing Yeah I love it.

But you need to focus on the look, okay? Okay. You need to focus on this. You need some kind of symbol, okay? Maybe some kind of logo. It's all about the brand. Content is king, baby. And he's like, that mustache.

Hmm. Maybe you do something with that. You know who people fear? That Charlie Chaplin fellow. You should get on to that. You need to pop, okay? You need something to stand out with the crowd. So then Hitler gets his...

Charlie Chaplin mustache. His iconic mustache, okay? And then he comes up with the whole, like, you know, swat stick and yada, yada, yadda, yad. I don't like he came up with that, though. It wasn't that originally? You're right. You've won this round. Thank you.

You got me. There you go. It's an old Hindi symbol. That's right. That was actually, is to represent peace and love or something. Or luck, I think, yeah. Or luck. Yeah.

It was a pretty lucky, britt. I was reading a bit this recently because there was a swastika laundry in Dublin that had the same thing. And they kept their symbol way into the same thing. the 60s. Oh. Like, ah, listen,

don't show it the baby with the bathwood, you know? Yeah, man. It's, like, I've heard people,

like, make that argument is like, come on, come on. Look, yeah, I guess,

technically, but come on. Yeah. Come on. Now, do I, do I have to say it? You're not fooling anyone?

Do I have to say it? Come on, gran. So, he, well, what I meant to say, you got me,

okay, James. What I meant to say is he finds a symbol and makes it symbol of his party and he comes up with like Nazis you know and all the branding stuff as he said

so he's getting more popular now but like popular and like much like the proud boys it's like a joke in a way like oh look at those silly people over there think they can take over Germany but then all right

the capital riots happened but then he does him and his guys do have a little attempt to take over Germany yeah night of the long knives I think this is earlier, okay? This is the failed attempt

because he tries it and the German police just shoot a load of him Yeah Oh wait, what is that? Was that the beerhole? Pushed, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just watched the film guys

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Listen, Robert Carlyle if you want to answer is, I don't know. So the army shoot a load of him, okay? Okay. A Hitler's like, oh shit! Didn't you see my symbol? It means luck.

So he runs. He runs into... So he just gets shot, yeah, the bullet bounces off, the swast again. Oh, yeah. So he runs to a house

and he runs to Liv Shriver's house, okay? Yeah. And Liv Shriver's wife is there. I should have mentioned as well,

him and Hitler and the wife have a little bit of a chemistry. Oh, yeah. I think the implication is Liv Shriver is a big queer who can't satisfy her. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

He's a homosexual man. Okay, right. Right, right. So he kind of, he goes up to her and he's like ah and he puts a gun to his head and he's like I'm gonna kill myself and she's like Hitler don't

and she's like oh okay and then he gets arrested I love the tortured artist that you are Hitler again I don't know if that's his story I think that's just added for a bit of drama yeah I love when they do stuff like that where it's a story about fucking Hitler and World War II

like it's not spicy enough you know put in what's the romantic angle we need to keep the dames watching past Act 1 let's get some tits in you yeah let's make him an emo he's got the you know, the fringe and he's got to shoot himself. Yeah.

So he goes to jail then for like mutiny, wherever, okay? Yeah, yeah. Well, you know, for land mutiny. Land mutiny, as they call it. He,

he goes in hunger strike and people actually can respect this. Wow, he really cares about his fucking ideas, okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then this is a great scene. He goes to court then,

and you know, the way the judge is like, oh, Mr. Adolf Hitler, guilty or not guilty and he stands up he's like yeah I'm guilty because of the Jews yes

everyone's here even the judge is like fuck yeah oh I thought the judge was going to be like Judge Heidenberg Nickerickory

Dickerry that this Jew was sucking my cock Oh the judge loves it so much he's like you know what

I'm going to give you nine years in prison but you can get parole in like a month. Okay. Yeah. Yes.

Interesting. So then Hitler goes to prison, but it's got like a desk and like a shower and. Yeah. This is when he writes mine camp for it. You know your shit. Yeah. There it is. Literally, it's very on the nose.

It goes like, ah, so much time to myself. Perhaps I shall write a book. And then you get the little murder she wrote montage. Yeah. It's all mysteries. It's feeding into his email. thing as well, but it's called, yeah, what is it? My Struggle. What a bitch

title. It is literally like It's like dashboard confessional lyrics. My struggle. It's the equivalent to going to like, I have anxiety. It's like that equivalent like, oh, I guess we all care about, you know. I went to art college and I find it hard to get gainful employment.

Get in the fucking line. So he gets out of prison then. He's straight back in the politics, you know, like a whip it. Yes. Yeah, okay. Oh, before that though He meets up with his old family again Like his auntie and stuff like that

Okay She's like, oh yes He was my cousin And he sees the cousin And he literally goes like Yeah, it's good for family to stick together Because she's like a blonde Kind of like you know

16 year old, a big tits And he's like Oh yes Yes I do enjoy family The Super race yeah so uh he plays lots of games with her a lot of them involved tumbling on the top of her oh yes oh let's roll around on the ground together you know i'm not sure of the roach of this game

oh we learn as we go this is a very weird scene um i want to see what you guys think of this okay i want to see you guys have to interpret this now do i mean james i acted out rolling around no yeah do it Dibbs, Hitler. Where is the Frankfurt? So he brings his niece out to a field, all right? Oh. And he's like, spin around in circle.

Spin around in a... Oh, he's English. Spin around in the fucking circle there. Yeah. Yeah, all right. And she's spinning around, okay? And he's like, yeah, keep going. Keep going.

And she's like, oh, I'm dizzy. Keep going. Keep going. Eventually, she stopped, and she's like, oh, I'm so dizzy. He's like, stay still. stay still stay

why am I stay stay still and then we cut to like him doing

politics stuff now what what was that and that's exactly how we that level like stay

still and there's a little tear rolls down awry yeah yeah now what's I mean

what's the implication there that he you know, get her all dizzy and then, you know, have your way or... She's disoriented, she doesn't know where to look. Bill Cosby comes in, well, there's a better way to do that. But it's a weird thing.

It is weird. It's weirdly, like, artsy and like, it's not... Everything else is very, like, I do not like those Jews and I want them eradicated. It's like that, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, no, wasn't there a thing? Is this the niece that he was supposed to? supposedly obsessed with or is that a different

this is the one yeah yeah yeah was yeah so wasn't there like she was like really obsessed with her and there was an implication maybe he was attracted to her or whatever well and this he full on bangs earlier on oh okay well then I think yeah I think that implication is probably accurate yeah well then maybe that's what because

oh so they actually show them banging later on in this yeah yeah okay so then I was thinking maybe they couldn't do that for libel reasons yeah well I don't know how like yeah maybe they couldn't show sex or whatever in this, I don't know. Well, there's no tits in it, but they do show him like on top of her, like kissing

her and stuff. Well, I don't know then, yeah. It's just sounds like a weird artsy choice made by the director. Yeah. But there's not else artsy in this, but hey, look, they tried something. Didn't work. Who am I to criticize, you know? So, yeah, he's like he's doing well with politics, you know,

he's running, I think, for like, whatever they have before, because I think fewer he brought down, didn't he? Was it just, like, Chancellor or something? Yeah, probably. Peter O'Toole plays the main guy, the main head of the

Germany people. Yeah. The German T-Shok. Okay. Okay, yeah. The German Mihal Martin. Yeah, yeah. Played by Peter O'Toole.

And Piero Toul's like, how silly Hitler will not, he's a little gnat, isn't he? Yeah. So Hitler's, he's doing well for himself. He sees his niece kissing a different soldier. He goes spastic.

He doesn't like that? No, no. He pistol whips him. Really? Yeah. And he's like, you will never see that man again. And then, as you said earlier,

she goes upstairs, bang. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. First death. Yeah. You know, straight in the head.

No room for error. I don't know. I think the actress in the film was very like, oh, what's very, like, childlike. but I assume the actress in real life is probably of age but I will do further research about it

Yeah and the implications then as well Was that like her uncle was diddling her Yeah That's part of the old bullet solution I mean I would imagine like Because suicide seems like a very extreme reaction To you can't see that boy anymore I would imagine there probably was like a

Yeah, it's more of a Well when they show him kissing her and stuff it's not like she's like yes she's kind of repulsed it's kind of like she goes like deer in the headlights

to stay still he's kissing me now and it's stopped yeah okay but Hitler he's like oh crumbs and then he finds a new girl

straight away Eva Braun yes yeah yeah and they show they show him banging Eva Braun as well and it's proper like

animal he's proper like wah like he's like he's enjoying himself bore on the floor yeah okay we're near the end here

actually this went by fast and I thought that's the 90 thing about this film that don't show his whole life yeah

because it hasn't even really gotten going there yeah yeah that's I kind of wish I would love to see more of Hitler

so it kind of ends before you know the camps and all that yeah that's what you want the blue balls

blue balls big time don't give the shit about his art career you want the good stuff yeah this just ends

with them like so basically Peter O'T it's kind of what we have in Ireland. We're they have an election and it's very close, all right? And the Peter O'Too is like, oh, fucking out. We'll tell you what, we'll do a coalition.

We'll keep him all. He's basically the Leo. Right. Hitler is Leo, okay. Yeah, he's doing like, me girl tweets and stuff. Yeah, yeah. And he's like, okay, look, we'll give him this kind of like, almost like honorary job, okay? Sure, he can't do much there, okay? He'll be on our side, better to have him in the hen house than out with the foxes.

Okay, okay, right? And Hitler's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, cool, cool. You know what he does straight away? Burns down Parliament. Nice. Okay. And because of this... Great move.

But he makes it look like a terrorist incident. Yes. False flag. Yeah. Yeah. So then he's like, oh, we got to bring in new laws. Right. Does this remind you of anywhere?

Oh, yes. You have to wear masks now. Patriot action. Apple Agreement. This is the world you're living in, people. So it just ends of him bringing in. the safety law is okay you know and then like

it becomes a police date and then it kind of ends with him like sitting at a nice little restaurant and Liv Shriver's there and he's like yes I did it all and you helped me Liv Shriver I think Liv Shriver

is a bit like oh damn yeah did I do good did I do that yeah and then it kind of ends there okay so it doesn't even start World War II no that's

It just ends there. I don't like that, no, in fairness. Sounds bit shit. Sounds lame. I really hope this is like an episode two or something of this and you just never saw it. I hope they could still do it. They could do it like he's because Carlisle's aged up now. You could do.

Oh, yeah. Well, see, you know, that's not very memeable. I mean, the downfall with the 9-99. Oh, yeah. All the hilarious parodies of that that never got old immediately. No. No. They came back this year for the first time in like.

Oh, really? Yeah. That's a trollback now, isn't it? That's like old school shit. Did you get Rick rolled as well? Oh, man, I was raging. Chocolate Rain showed up in a Hitler iPhone. The Trottal La LaLoy guy, it was, uh...

What's actually, what's Chocolate Rain doing now? Oh, yeah. Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew. Damn. So, yeah. That's hit, that's, uh, that's all Hitler. Yeah. It's that Hitler film.

I'm surprised we haven't got a really good Hitler movie in last, especially now, you think to do one really... I think Downfall really was, like, fucking tops, like, it's hard to beat that who would you cast as Hitler who'd be a good Hitler That's a great I can't think of it

I'll be honest I can't think of anyone Okay I'm trying to think Lindsay Lohan could probably Put it off Pretty good Yeah

I don't know Who'd be a good Hitler You know what I'm not saying it'd be good But they'll definitely cast Like a Hiddleston Oh

I hate Tom Hiddleston so much It's totally irrational I don't even know why I like Loki Yeah you've been watching that Have you watched Loki I've been watching Loki I'm taking the soup

Oh you are too There's nothing else on TV James I'm the odd man out You're just the miserable cunt I'm like a Hitler Who can't you know I stand alone Yeah

Why can't you just come and watch The fun shows Yeah Loki and I say Hitler Loki's fun Alright Yeah This is this all right

He's travelling through time In different universes He meets lady Loki Yeah Kid Loki Black Loki don't I know I'm seeing

behind the curtain here and old man Loki and that's Richard E. Grant yes I like Richard E. Grant he was a good Loki he kind of felt like he didn't want to be there

because they give him the worst costume or they made him like dress up in the old costume but it was fun it was fun yeah but now here's a question for it this has been a hot debate in our house this week

so yeah so Loki he meets the female version of Loki if you met the female version of you would you fuck her would you fuck her and the whole thing in the show is that they're not like it's it just fucks up the space time continuum when they do it if he comes inside her

yeah yeah space time continuum yeah there we go there it is I actually have to all about this of course not just from the show she look exactly like me no no no not at all no I'll show you the lady Loki yeah just to have an idea of like

I like the lady Loki oh no I just fuck the lady version of myself why not Would you fuck the lady version of me? No, there's the real question. Imagine if the lady version of me didn't want to fuck me and I had to rip myself, that would suck.

Had it be a doubter for the weekend? Well, this is not what I wanted to be doing with my Thursday night, but neither of us are happy about this. Let me find the... I know you have nothing better to do. I am you. You stuck up, bitch. But then because you thought it,

she's also thought it. She's one step ahead of you again. So here's the difference. there's the meal oh well no that's that's cool they don't look anything alike really they don't look anything alike at all and she doesn't go by loki either just to like because it didn't want it to be anyway confusing they're just like here she is but don't worry about it because we watch it and we're cool but a lot of simpletons a lot of man children watch this show all right it's a bit the three i've watched the three of them because it's not like wanda vision what winter falcon

oh yeah how would you rate them i thought they all right they do and then they don't end well because you can't, none of them can change anything really. Well, the thing is, they all kind of end and it's like, well, to find out more, you're going to have to watch the movie next year. Yeah, yeah, that's the thing. Like, I'm so out of the loop. It would take way too much time and effort to get into the loop. And I don't even want to be in the loop.

I'm fine, not being in it. They're happy just being outside. I mean, I'm not happy, but I wouldn't be happy inside it either. I mean, what's the... I'm unhappy would have got 30 hours of my life. Yeah, exactly, yeah. I could just rewatch the soprados for the day. like a real man child

I'm over here with Tony fuck lady Tony probably well what about many saints in New York I'm sorry I'm pretty posed about it now I like the look of the trailer we haven't talked with this in the pot thanks you you saved the show

yes we were or T was about to pull the plug in the big podcast center forever delete all the episodes I was supposed to go like let's talk with Hitler again let's start over okay so his dad's mean to him yeah so I'm

I'm excited, it looks like it's actually not going to be embarrassing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's all I want. It looks like it'll be genuinely good. Like, I don't think it's going to go for like, I mean, Sopranos could be kind of like a time slow-moving, you know, kind of philosophical, high concept, blah, blah, blah. I think for this they're going pure kind of like, you know,

action trailer pop porn flick, but they'll have fun with it and I'm looking forward to it. The trailer definitely makes it look like an action film. Yeah, yeah, 100%. And it makes it look like Tony Origins. Yeah. But really it's about like... He's twisted. It's about Dickie Maltesanti.

It's about Dickie and the race riots. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The trailer really made it look like it was... It's literally just young Tony, the movie. Yeah. Which I think we were all... Like, I always heard it wasn't going to be like that. He's kind of like a B plot or whatever.

Have you seen... I'll show you a picture of Young Polly. Oh, fuck, who's that? That's Billy Magnuson. Who? Billy Magnuson. What? what else he looks familiar he's been a lots of like he's a character actor he hasn't had

he hasn't had like his big break yeah okay i'm sure young polly walnuts would be his big break hey he's better than just doing like a commercial you know yeah that's true uh who else we look to young uh who's john bernthall playing is he dicky uh no he's the dad oh he's tony's dad yeah he was a saint johnny boy yeah yeah yeah janny boy anyway look where oh just show you young still it'll be fun i'm looking forward to it My entire YouTube algorithm for the last month has just been Sopranos. I know, I just truly started re-watching it there. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But yeah, I'm interested in how they handle, like, a lot of racial stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Because Sopranos held it so delicately. Yes, yes. That bit where he fainted when he saw Uncle Ben. I thought about that a lot during the riots. So good, yes, yeah.

Oh, my God. I'll just say it now on record A good show A damn good show Also one of the funniest fucking shows ever Like some absolute classic lines And there's so much stuff in it

That like What they do a lot is They'll have like a scene And then the cut from the scene It'll be comedically different Or like only be like a punchline in itself You know There's what's that scene where like

The I don't know Some suburban family gets carjacked With some black guys And the dad's like shouting the N word after them and he's like Marv like well who else would it be and it kick cuts to like

Tony with the pictures he's obviously hired them to steal the car his big fat smiling face so I really love how they they always do send-ups of like anytime they're doing like super basically my character in the show anytime they're like suburban white guys

middle class they're listening to most avant-garde jazz wank and it's so funny yeah I also love in the show whenever like or any gangster movie whenever there's a guy who like gets involved with the mob and he is like they come for the money it's like oh yeah I don't have it but you know

you guys are the mafia notoriously chill yeah yeah you guys understand you know just had a couple of rough weeks and it's not even like I've been doing well financially it's having been arse to go to the ATM you know yeah yeah but you don't mind coming back next you know what I just got diagnosed with adult ADHD so I'm very

forgetful so you'll understand right have you watched Loki would you fuck you if you were Tony Sopranos female version Oh Oh yeah Watching Well in my watching of all these clips

I was going to say I don't know how anyone hasn't said this before It's probably because it's a 15 year old show You remember Agent Harris the FBI guy Yeah yeah yeah Spit an image of Leo Radker They are peas in the pod Holy shit yeah you're right actually I'm gonna look it up just because I want to have a

just want to see him okay yes yeah make me feel good yeah oh no no no I'll be able to

oh I won't be able to watch Agent Harris without thinking of for Adker yeah yeah yeah it's kind of like

how I can't watch Bill Murray movies anymore for other reasons yeah yeah yeah yeah you're right

actually he does he looks a lot like him yeah yeah yeah um if only that show would have come out

10 years later but um what what puts you up Bill Murray for this. We'll tell you off here. I'm sure. No, yeah.

Oh, fuck. Better cut that out. I don't want to get ruined. Yeah, yeah. What else can we? What else we got? I had something I was going to ask and now it's gone. It's kind of gone now because in my head I'm like thinking like, okay, we'll cut that out.

Can we make it work? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is what Brian has to do anytime. He was like, oh, God, I have to go to the chopping board now to cut out all of, Cadden's problematic I want to get your take on something actually So the Euros are tonight Yes

And you watch the previous game Rahim and people say it was a dive Yeah yeah Have you seen the head of basketball Ireland got in trouble? No Yeah he got in trouble because he tweeted Black Dives Matter

Oh wow Goodness It's a bit word play isn't it It is Is he a white guy? Oh of course The head of basketball Ireland.

Well, we are becoming an ever expanding multicultural society, Brian. Much as you might not like to admit it. Much as you fight against it. Every fibre of you're being. Protest every basketball match. I'm like, do you know the way, I'm like

that guy who like shows up to all the gag games. His reports like, okay, there's one black fellow on the Westmead team. Okay. Interesting. I'll make a note of that. Well, the week before, a few weeks before George Floyd was shot last year

during the start of lockdown we got a slack line and me and my husband were like slack lives matter that'd be a great t-shirt idea and then we sort of toyed with it here for a while and luckily I can imagine if we had it went through with it and then like a box

of Slack Lives Matter shirts show up on my doorstep the day that George Floyd is killed this is unusable but yeah it's like that those puns are probably gone now for the next while what's your living situation the moment large and in charge

Brian Wow Yeah I had that stock answer Do you watch Animal House Yeah it's like that So you

You're an inch of core Yeah I live in inch of core It's a kind of a notoriously rough area Not it is gentrified I went down I went down to the There's a brewery there Rasklesbury

And I was in there Picking up some fucking IPAs the other day With my whole He's gone to shift My shopping from the whole food place And I was showing the guy The vegan sausage

And I was like man We fuck this neighborhood up which whole food place is it the one on this street he's on the one on the other street before it got good where you kind of like debt wish she's kind of walk around like uh like holding money just hoping someone to mug yes he can whip out that gun yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

this is probably close to 10 years ago but yeah it was pretty fucking rough man like yeah that one guy what's that pub in inch cord the black lion yeah it's shut down like literally got his head blown off in there like gangland execution style oh no like right next to where my okay? Yeah, he was fine.

He got back. Bit poorly head. But sure, when I was in college, the street that we're on right now. Don't be talking shit about my neighborhood, James. You're right, yeah. I mean, this is Bali Mon, like. What happened here? There was a guy, I think his name was Frankie Moonhead.

This is, my friends just lived down the road here. Frankie Muniz? Yeah, Frankie Munez. Life is unfair. Malcolm in Balimmon. But no, Frankie Moonhead was just at a prison and he went to that. Remember, I think he might have killed someone and then he shot himself. right he was a big fat guy and when he pulled out his gun he shot himself in the stomach

and fell off his bike oh oh like aslan wrote a song about him oh really yeah before this but um yeah this is a while ago then that that would have been like 10 years ago but apparently he was a local much up back whenever haslam was on the go well balaemon was all i mean there's still there were parts of balaam that are still really rough but they are gentrifying it the fuck yeah like they knock down on the flats and they have these new apartment buildings going up and and obviously the fucking rent is increasing constantly. Yeah. Yeah, they really are trying to push people out.

There's too much of a housing crisis and people are too desperate for anywhere to be too rough. Yeah, people will live anywhere now. Yeah, it's true. Yeah, that whole, like, oh, is this a nice area? That is God. It's like, can I afford to live in this place? Then that'll do.

Will I weigh up my options? Will my kids fit in the shoebox? Yeah, go on. But I used to live in Smithfield before that. That was another, like, shit hole. yes a few years ago but it's cool yeah yeah uh inch core yeah i don't know i don't know what'll happen um but was it this yeah because this is last nevin this is ballymon no you're right it is it's it's we're very you know we're close to bala mon like yeah yeah throw away but this is a

very nice part of it although uh my roommate did get mugged like just out in front of the Autoban A few years ago He got like Somebody with a screwdriver Is like Give me your phone And he's had like a shitty

Burner phone He gave it to him And the guy was like Oh Like you know An annoyed Is like real Mift about it's like

Fine I'll take it Is it real Napoleon Sort your life out though But then he still took it Just to be like Out of principle It's like well You know

The next time go on Try a bit harder Alright Yeah You should achieve something You've got great needles In the carphone warehouse Now you know

And you're going well, you love life to? I'm like Howard Stern. Who are you fucking? I'm loving life, yeah. I'm excited about getting back to like normal stuff. Yes. You want to get vaccinated?

Yeah, I'm in no rush to do it just because I'm kind of like, I'm very, I don't know what the word is. Like unless my leg is broken, I wouldn't go to the hospital. I'm just kind of like, ah, I'm grand. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think it's likely that I'll die from COVID. Yes. So I'm not too rushed, but I'll get it eventually.

Oh, we can end. two words, lab leak. Oh, yeah? Yeah or nay. What was the lab leak? Do you know the whole theory that leaked from a Chinese lab? Oh, right. Oh, yeah, yeah, whether it was like, yeah.

I don't know, because the Chinese aren't, didn't do great out of it. I say that they're... Oh, well, like, if it was a lab leak, I don't think it was an intentional release of a bio weapon. No, they're saying it was not an accident. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I thought it was just that they, yeah, like they released it on purpose.

They were like, it'll be bad for us for a while, but the rest of the world will be behind this this will be a good goof yeah yeah like because maybe that lab in Wuhan is like that's where they do gain of function research or blah blah blah so they that's the shit they do where they let's see how strong we can make this virus just to be able to predict how it would fuck the world up hypothetically it is funny how just labs are like let's make a virus even more deadly yeah and they're like well you know what's the work to happen you know let's give the virus a knife you've heard of Ebola

and I'll get ready for Ebola too It's Ebola's rougher Yeah But this is the start of Is it 28 days later? Yeah The scientists are always doing that Yeah

What could go wrong Let's give Yeah Let's give AIDS to a monkey And make it really angry Outbreak Was not the one That was another one

Or contagion There's loads of these kinds Yeah Even like the nuclear bomb When they made it And then as soon as they finish It all the sciences Was like

Oh no what have we done What the fuck did you think You were doing oopsie daisy I am become death destroyer of worlds shut up faggit he had that line ready to go

he definitely didn't just think of that I just now realised this massive bomb that I've created bad choice on my part but the Chinese I was reading there during the week I've moved into Afghanistan

the Taliban were like we love China now oh really yeah they're building they invests loads of money to build roads and shit oh look things can only get

better i mean yeah yeah here come the good times china and afghanistan retro what do they have uh falafel and uh well i don't know bruce lee yes yes yes this is great this is the news that we've been waiting for yeah well like let's be honest man china the game's sad and match they have they've won it's oh yes yes they have it in the bag now let's be honest but they're basically now the only way a cat will like

play with a mouse yeah that's basically what China's doing all right and then we're like oh the cat's probably nice

it's good to see the Taliban get a shake of the stick again though yeah that's true they've been a bit quiet ISIS took their lunch so to speak

for a while they're back in the forefront again hopefully what are they going to do for the sequel 9-11 2 what's that going to be yes

I can't wait four towers did you watch did you watch the leaning or the looming tower I started watching it with a girl that was the at the time and for some reason she wasn't into it

it's a TV show about 9-11 and she kind of wanted to watch Love Island instead and I really I really kicked a toss up between the two I proper you know I started screaming and shit myself you know teacher lesson

it's called being alpha it's being a Chad what's the looming tower what's the actual premise of it then it's just really good it's like a docu-drama it starts like 10 years before 9-11 with the bombing of the embassy in Kenya

oh no so it's kind of building up to the world trade center and then like it's just it's just good it kind of follows the CIA and the FBI and they're kind of fucked up they weren't communicating properly and all these hints that something was going to happen oh yeah like there was the whole thing with norad as well on the day we're running that exercise

I don't think we're really going to that much in this show the show is more like a bunch of like people being like I got a file here that says 9-11's going to happen Whoever that is Hey, shut up the asshole And they're like, yeah Leave it on my desk It's beside a window and it's windy

Well I think you know Weren't there Because like obviously the Was it the fucking Americans funded the Taliban To help them fight the Russians and blah blah Blahs So there was CIA training

And weapons being given So I'm not saying You know But they were There's a slight At least implicate You know They can be

implicated that they were somewhat responsible for facilitating the, you know. Well, they trained up all these guys and gave them all the money and fun. Yeah, exactly. There's a great article from, you can find there's just like, they give Osama bin Laden all this money to fix the roads there. It's like, up-and-coming community leader, Osama bin Laden has a bit of a checkered pass, but he's America's ally. No, he's good.

Hey, it's me, Osama. Well, you know, he's good for the parish. Yes, yeah. yeah good man what's happening he played county now good man

he never 9-11 me so I'll tell you what we'll wrap this up because we're over an hour okay we'll wrap up just thanks for coming on

any big plans any groovy parties any group no not really it doesn't really happen and waiting for everything to like open up again properly

yeah but yeah we definitely love to have you back on we will and what I'd love to do and this is a this is a pipe dream

might have, that'll probably never happen. But I'd love to do a few live shows of people. Oh, yeah. Fun people, okay? Because we need, when we do live shows, we need people with us. Because otherwise, it's just me and you staring at each other. And we stopped loving each other years ago. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, we're hoping to try and do some live shows and stuff opens up again. I don't know. I've ever seen a podcast live, though? I'd say it's probably I mean, the one time that we did it, it was not a success. I was literally the whole time being like, well, shoot myself or hang myself? Should I shoot James first or take me out? You know what really

through us as well is like you know when you're doing the gig you're like kind of you're at least standing so there's always the slight elevation and if you're on a stage or even higher up you kind of need that because when you're down at eye level with the people especially if they're not

laughing and enjoying it it really fucks you up you're like oh god this is nails on a chalk for us. This is basically you do feel like I'm raping the audience right now because they are not enjoying this everyone feels awkward and I'm just gonna keep

making eye contact basically we were Hitler and they were Hitler's niece yes and there was one guy in the front row who was like really frowning looked like a scowl and then afterwards me and Brian were like oh fuck that guy what's his fucking problem and then turns out he actually had some like

kind of muscular thing so yeah it was a good thing great excuse I didn't believe him at first I was like pulling his face It's a match Yeah it's old man Johnson But uh yeah

So that was that was not fun That was in B-side was it After I left And it was Yeah You Tallinn and Moran ran it then But I think I just left the country And I would have never had his own

That was under my tenure When the cats away Yeah yeah They ran that place into the ground On the phone and the outback I'd be like, you've done what? Yeah, it was just it was just huckers and blow

all over the place. Yeah, yeah. We were allowed to touch them. But you know, it's a good experience because now we know kind of will come in a bit more prepared. I think having a guest is good, a bit more of a dynamic and...

Yeah. Because I can't stress it enough. Afterwards, I literally was like, I might, you know, driving home after a gig, I was like, just let go to wheel. Literally, I sometimes I think like, you know, if I did that, it'd probably be good for James's career.

you know give him so yeah he can do the whole like hmm i'm sad because brian's dead edinburgh show sorted dublin fringe oh the whole the whole thing i would sacrifice myself for james to get you know thanks a bit of minge

nice yeah yeah yeah i'll get on the tried channel it was worth it all right okay let's uh let's wrap this up all right have you got any plugs anything you want to plug man yeah go listen to shytok history an irish history podcast got the name of the podcast wrong there but you can figure it out no i got it wrong you got it wrong yeah i don't know what it's called okay yeah it's yeah it's shite talk history podcast something like that

if you're putting those words in yeah if you put in shite talk history irish comedy you'll get something shite talk child porn chri for it's something co-hosts with jason brennan who's another friend of the show so we've had him we've had him via Skype and we will have him again in real life someday yeah yeah when it's life all falls barton's shipped back to Ireland. Kicks by to this dump. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, go follow, go check out that podcast.

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