Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 124 : Space Jam 2 with Stephen Bradley

Episode Date: July 24, 2021

Stephen Bradley is better than LeBron.

We're going to talk about Space Jam 2 in a minute. Yes. Yeah, of course. Yeah, absolutely. A film only one of us have seen. This is so excellent. Okay, great, great, great, great. That's how it works.

That's the usual dynamic. Is that how it usually works? Ryan watches a film. You don't watch it? I don't watch it. No, because it's like, I like, it wouldn't be good for you. I like to assume the role of the Lister who hasn't seen the film. I see. I see.

So I'm like, what happens next? Bugs Bunny and a basketball, mental. But, uh, Okay, cool. I'm not sure why anyone would listen to an episode when we're talking about a movie that they haven't seen. And I have had people, not people, one person told me, he's like, yeah, I don't listen to the episodes

that you talk about movies. Just call it something else. Because it annoys me. Oh, wow. Right, okay. Wait, but all the movies, because it's not like we're doing too obscure. No, no, I listened to your training day one.

That was fun. Yeah, that's fun. Yeah, we'll do weird things. You both watched that, though, didn't you? Oh, yeah, yeah. I've seen training day. Everybody's got to have seen training day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's the first DVD people bought, probably. It's in one of those horrible cardboard cases. Yeah, yeah. Snoop dog in a wheelchair, I'm in. Let's do it. Yeah, yeah, that's all I needed. But, yeah, trade today was good. Okay, no, I haven't seen Space Jam 2, and you have not seen Space Jam 2.

I would say, yeah, I mean, you could just call this episode something else. That's true. Just trick people into it, and then they listen to them like, oh, fuck, it's a Space M2 episode. That's funny, because I was the other way around. I was like, we'll do a tiny bit of Space Jam 2. Okay. And then we can have fun.

business first yeah yeah yeah guys we're gonna talk we gotta do the work you have to have your vegetables before you can eat the broccoli and then you can have the chocolate cake and then afterwards we'll talk about Jim Davidson absolutely yes yes yes

that's what the real fun is Brian Brian put on Jim Davidson downstairs not for the first time it was interesting I've never really sat down and watched much Jim Davidson you got that one on record now good that's how yeah you're covered

base down for sure yeah yeah yeah I thought he was like he's an old road dog he tours around England and it's not for me but probably the you know the people who watch him like they probably love it a bit of a Roy Chubby Brown sort of yeah yeah yeah yeah

is he like an old is he like is he doing the circus was he going like on the road the whole time yeah no he does he does he does all the places like oh I'm doing Brighton and fucking... He was actually, was it a couple of years ago he was meant to do, was it the

venue and cork, the opera house, but it got cancelled? That's right. Yeah, yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. But he's, I think he's kind of like tame, and it's almost like, I doubt he's influencing the culture that much. No, no, I don't think so. Yeah, I don't think so.

I think it's like, it's fine, look. Yeah. No one's watching Roy to be very. He's doing jokes about mostly like, my little cock. Yeah, yeah, I never know and again. about his little cock a lot and then it'll be like

50 minutes of like oh big boobs little cock and then a little bit like Muslims and then and then back to like oh

you know and then back to the fun stuff my wife does you know she's all doing stuff big cock little boobs

little boobs couldn't tell in a burker could you they could be any size I've never actually watched ride I basically is.

That's basically I weirdly used to watch Roy Chubby Brown when I was like God, I'd say it was like 13, 14. I used to watch them because they used to on Channel 4 4th, I used to stay up really late

all the time. Friday and Saturday night used to stay up to like 4 a.m. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just playing games or just watching shit and like, so they used to channel 4 used to just like stick on Roy Tribby Brown

or something. That's crazy, like a whole special just him and I used to just watch it just to see how filthy it was and yeah it's a lot of just like it's that's it's it's it's got it but I watched I watched tons of it

I don't know why it's a ton of it so you could argue that your comedy is slightly influenced look I'm not saying slightly I'd say he's a bloody hero right he's an absolute working class hero he's the only one that's saying it he's saying the bloody thing we're all thinking nobody thought to wear aviation goggles

on stage but he did it he was the brave man that did it He finally stood up to all those people in suits in front of a brick wall. No, thank you. He fucking got those goggles on. He's a great man. It's funny, he got big at the whole time with, like, you know, so-called alternative comedy. That was the big buzz.

Daily Mail, I was always talking about, like, alternative comedy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is this meant to be funny, is it? And then he got big at the same time. He's almost like a response step. But it's funny, like, a lot of comics now do have, like, a real soft spot for him. Really? Really? Yeah.

Oh, I haven't seen it in so long. And I think it was even just like, it's like when you were like watching like a horror movie and you just want to be like, I want to see how fucked up this gets. I want to see how fucked up this is or how disgusting this guy gets. It's pretty charming, though. It's, I wouldn't say charming, but it's, uh, now you're wearing a Roy Chubby Brown t-shirt. I did, I must point that out. But it's not like he's got, it's not like he's free Roy Chubby.

He's wearing a Britney t-shirt for context. That joke works, okay? I'm not an idiot. But it's not like he's going like, oh, my wife's vaj is fucking covered in shit, you know? Wait, he's not saying that. No, it's more like, oh, her minge is smelly. You know, is he saying it in like a...

Yeah. What's your argument? I don't understand. I don't know. I don't know. I would say, for everyone listening to this, go watch Roy Chubby Brown. Make your own mind does.

Yeah, get on the bloody, get on YouTube. Watch a bit of Root Chabranx. And if you like him, check out. Bernard Manning, he's great, too. I don't like him, by way. No, no, no, no. But I just, I'm fascinated about this. Like, people have a soft spot for him.

I've never, because I haven't seen this guy. Is he, he's still alive? I think he's still alive, yeah, yeah. No, you know, a League of Gentlemen. Yeah. Yeah, they had him playing the mayor. Oh, that's right. And also, the town in that is called Royston Vasey, because that's his real name.

Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. Okay. They do have a soft. But because I say a lot of them it would have been like their dad's brought him or something like that.

I'm guessing. Obviously he was very you know his whole kind of a stick was like kind of being cheeky and you know a bit vulgar

and obviously a bit misogynist or whatever but did he ever verge into kind of racial stuff? I did, I'm pretty sure he did yeah. How racial are the geeks?

I only remember it was stuff like Burk is. Okay, right. Even still that's not a good it's not great. I don't remember but I remember

there was a there was some base there was some bit that I remember where he's like, he's making fun of some guy in the audience and he's like, oh, I can't remember but he was like, the whole time he's like asking the audience is the, is the guy laughing?

It's like, is he, but he's making like racial slurs towards. Oh, is it? He's like, is he laughing? Is he laughing? And the guy, the guy was laughing. Okay. But it was, yeah, but I'm pretty sure.

Like, that's a vague memory I have of them. Yeah, I mean, he does get fairly. He's not as bad as others. Oh. for sure. I mean, look at him. He looks like the penguin from Batman Returns. He does. He's a full on Bama Returns. If the penguin kind of

like went down like if the penguin went to art college. Yeah, that's kind of what he looks at. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They kept him Pee Bui Herman and his wife and he grew up, went to arts college and became a comedian. Yeah, that's basically, yeah,

yeah, yeah, for sure. My auntie, actually my auntie, like she like grew up in Monaghan or whatever but she went over to England to study as a nurse and start going out with an English guy and they went to see Roy Chubby Brown or no sorry yeah Bernard Manning they went to see Bernard Manning and my aunt was very like oh this guy is disgusted like she went in very much she had the knives out as like this man is disgusting I can't believe you're taking me to see him she was very because you know he is he is what he is or whatever and apparently there were big like warning posters up saying this comedy is very offensive come in I

your own discretion, blah, blah, blah. And then she went in and said, she really enjoyed the show. So I was like, why are you telling me this? Are you trying to like change my mind? Was she kind of like, James? You already looked like Bernard Manning's. You might as well go with the... I mean, it worked very well for him.

He did great. He really did. The working men's clubs in London are coming back, so you could be huge. I do think we need a bit of that in the Irish scene, a bit of the old school, you know, an older woman kind of gets her tits out, okay?

And everyone's smoking the club. Oh, I see. Okay, right. Yeah. Everyone's kind of depressed and kind of hopes that they kind of hope they'd die tonight.

And then I get on and I'm just like doing like old zingers. I think I'd like that. Yeah, you'd thrive. You're thriving that environment. You know, getting up to, oh, I saw a black bus driver

the other day. is that the setup or the punch like that's both that's all you need yeah and then nobody laughs but everybody's like he's brilliant yeah

but anyway from Bernard Manning to Space Jam 2 very natural progression let's go okay so Space Jam 2 is now I'm a space jam fan

sure okay does it kind of tingle around the culture these days where it's like oh you know space jam wasn't even a good film yeah it's just nostalgia which is not true oh really yeah i watched a while ago yeah for context it's it's fun it's fun but it's not a good film like i mean yeah not to be too like pretentious about it or anything because i don't want to be the guy who's like oh space jam is uh you know obviously i'm not gonna fucking who cares but uh it's not it's not a good film though i mean it gets the job done it does no it's fun i

I definitely have a soft spot for it. Oh, shut up. God, I've never seen so angry before my life. You're standing. Why is standing? Let me count down, actually. Yeah, you can take it easy.

I mean, they're kind of self-referential. Okay. They let people get on set and actually have fun. Sure. They kind of knew, they knew, um, okay, Jordan can't carry this alone. Let's get Wayne Knight. Or Bill Murray.

Yeah, yeah. Let's get the tunes do loads of stuff. Yeah. and let the tunes like they're only look the only note for the tunes look could you just speak to them and just take them they can do whatever they want

they can improvise they could just have out of tunes all right tell Elmore Fudd to put that gun down anything happens to Jordan we're fucked we'll get soon yeah well and like also they knew like okay we got all the other players

let's have them do like funny stuff as well like hey you know what it's like if you give me bad ingredients and you're like okay make a cake that's the best you could do sure for the amount of time they had as well because they were like they were like okay we have to do this with jordan while he's training yeah yeah okay so he was training on set they build him a whole thing yeah like you need to get done by now or else right you get angry no look let me just say i did love space jam as a kid and i definitely have an affinity for it or a salt spot for it but yeah and there's some fun

stuff in it but for anyone to go that space jam too ruins the legacy of the first one is a very dumb argument absolutely yeah well i'll just say i'm somewhere in the middle in that i had no affinity to space jam really i don't even i'm not even sure if i've seen it oh i'm pretty sure i have maybe seen it when i was a kid but i had no love for it yeah i don't even know if i like the loony tunes that much oh wow oh here's you know this is where i'm going from i you know i i i think the time I was like, yeah, the Simpsons are fun. Well, yeah. That's what I want. We got spoiled because we got the Simpsons

and they're like, oh, you should check out these Looney tunes. And you know, like, we're looking at some of the old Looney tunes and it's like, Bugs Bunny beat up a Chinese guy and stuff like that. It literally was like, that was, yeah, but those episodes were banned. The only reason you saw them is because you, you went, you sought them.

You got to the dark web. He's looking for links to the It's like, get the porn away. I want Bugs Bunny. well yeah there were a few episodes that like apparently they're like you know who is who is it that actually is it Warner Brothers owns the Warner Bros yeah

well like they worked very hard to like get them scrubbed from the internet or whatever God like real old episodes from like the fucking 40s or something they're making cartoons right after Pearl Harbor so you know yeah yeah well and say no more

and Boggs was very patriotic okay yes absolutely it was kind of like homeland after 9th 11, you know, like, oh, well, people were just feeling a certain way. The first episode, the first episode ends with, like, Daffy Duck, going, okay, good night, everybody, he closes the curtain, starts preying the mecca. Sweet homeland reference, bro.

Sick. All right, so, a bit of background on Space Jam, too, because we can't go straight into it. Space Jam 2, it was in the pipeline for years and years. Yeah. And, you know, things just couldn't get together, you know, budgets. and all that finally it's all agreed they hire a guy

I think his name was Nance Nance Larry Nance or Terry Nance He is actually a good director Okay Who's done lots of interesting things Okay He's done like

Oscar nominated stuff He does lots of weird stuff He did a show called Random Act of Flyness It's like an HBO sketch show About race Okay That was actually funny

I've only watched a few clips But He kind of has you know that guy Bootsie who did sorry to bother you oh yeah yeah yeah he has that kind of vibe

okay that kind of like funny satire that actually is funny you know like that so they got him to do it he walked out after a week oh really

yeah oh wow okay what was it just the kind of pressure from the studio they haven't gone into it but I would imagine it's probably like

they were like more references to Warner Brothers shit yeah yeah okay right right So he walked out and then they got the director of Scary Movie 5 and Night School. Oh, I've seen Night School. That's Night School. That's Kevin Hart and Tiffany Haddish.

It is not good. Oh, yes. And I like Kevin Hart and Tiffany Haddish, but that was not a good film. Well, the fact that you get, you said, you know, what's night school? Yeah, I don't know night school. You want someone directing Space Jam to do the biggest of the, you know, you want James Cameron. You want James Cameron and absolutely. He hasn't directed the movie.

in 20 years, absolutely. Fuck Avatar. Get him in. Fuck Avatar 2. You're doing this. And, wait, so is that all?

Those are his only credits Night School and Scary Movie 5? Oh no, he did that Girl's Trip, which is actually successful. Oh, yeah, yeah,

I've seen a girl's trip but I've seen Sky Movie 5. I picked the two bad films. Okay, well, for comedic effect. And also I just want

to rub it in, you know. Yeah. I want to destroy this man's reputation. Yeah, you're really. God, yeah. Okay. We'll start to film, okay?

Okay. So we start off, okay. Little LeBron. Okay. Little kid, similar to the first base jam with Little Jordan, okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Little LeBron, he's going to like

basketball practice. Single mom drops him off and she's like, oh, I gotta work, LeBron. But you gotta do this, okay? Otherwise, we're going to be poor, okay? So you, I'm no pressure, LeBron. Oh, my God. But if you don't get a movie with Bugs' buddy,

we're fucked. We'll never get it. off the poverty line I gotta go back on the street okay so little LeBron he's 12 years old he walks in

to basketball practice and there's another kid there a bad kid okay and he gives him a game boy or he's like hey LeBron play this and LeBron's playing it and it's a game by color

oh I'm into this yeah I got one of my bag that's a bit on the nose so he's playing like Bug's Bunny game all right and he's like oh he's

played it for like seconds and the coach like LeBron what are you doing yeah you're ruining your life

yeah put that down put down put down that game boy oh what did you say no it's

that's what it's what it's called okay so Lebron puts it down straight away very like almost if like he's scared

as a coach you know right sure it's probably a backstory there so there's already

there's the kind of Video games are evil. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, rock your brain, sort of. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We go to the big game. Again, like, this is the big high school, whatever, like, game, okay?

LeBron misses the big shot. Oh, yeah. And they're like, boo. Oh, wow, really? Yeah, yeah. A high school game. He deserves it. This is the part that you loved.

You're like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Boo that kid. Outside the gym, okay, the coach is like, you know why you lost? It's because of this. And he's holding up the game boy. owned by another kid he throws it in the bin

what Jesus give it back to the other guy the other little kid's like I wasn't I wasn't oh my dad he's gonna beat me now

so and then the brawn realizes from that no more games I'll only focus on basketball from now no more distractions okay

basketball and winning is the only thing that matters that's gonna fuck him up as an adult I'd say now we'll find out Oh, boy, okay.

Don't have funny as well if he kind of had like a high school crust, like, you know why you lost because of her! And he throws a girl in the bin as well. He's holding her up like, you're the way you hold the dog by the neck.

Scruff of the neck. So then we get a montage of LeBron's career. Again, like the original space jam. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gotcha. Not a great montage. It's a, I was hoping

for like a fast montage. maybe like you know like balls ball you know that song balls balls balls oh this something fun okay but it's a real like just clips from his career and then like we doing it yeah yeah we're doing it just a real generic boring song did you not have the song get everybody get up it's not a space tram no oh yeah no it's not in it i heard that yeah bollocks like absolute ball it's just like uh yeah we doing it yeah okay yeah Yeah, that's it, okay And then just like clips

But it felt more like If you go on YouTube You can find like montages Of players that like fans have made Yeah It was like that basically Okay right It wasn't like real quick cuts

And it matches to the music And stuff like that Right So it's kind of just like sloppy And thrown together Yeah Yeah They do a thing though

Or to kind of add little animations But it's like Kind of like he throws the ball In the air And then the ball Just like fire Coming off the ball but that's not real.

No, it's not. I'm glad you were able to discern reality from the animation. Because you've had that problem before, haven't you? It's like when you hit your little brother over the head with a hammer,

it's like, I thought Tweety Burns would fly around. Instead, he just was in a coma. Okay. So now it's 2021. LeBron and his kids are hanging out to court. He's in a big massive mansion he's got his own basketball court

and they've got a machine that if you say the word ball a ball shoots out of it oh that's pretty cool yeah okay cool wow okay so he's got one son

and the son's like oh come on dad we gotta do more basketball practice love it he's got another son oh no you know what he's doing playing as Nintendo DS

oh yeah and he's like talking about oh I want to go to gaming college dad and LeBron's like Like, Discl-Librand Fommets.

Yeah. Yeah. Is that the thing? Gaming college? Does that exist? Yeah, he wants to go to like... Oh,

like, your programmer or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, but like he wants to... Sorry, yeah, okay, that makes a lot of sense. My mind just went to... It's a college

where you go and play video games. Yeah, you learn how to be better at video games. I mean, you know, gaming college isn't what it's called. Well, he says... So are all there. Yeah. He said, he said...

You were fine. for misunderstand. Thank you. Well, it's debatable. Come on. They knew what I meant. Well, he did. No one did.

No one did. And I've read 200 pages of infinite jets. Absolutely. I'm an intellectual. So, yeah. So, but the kid actually has made his own video game.

Okay. Okay. Yeah. But it's a, it's a basketball video game. So the Brown's like, oh, I guess you're not. Close enough.

Yeah, I guess you're not completely shit, all right? Wow. But when he plays the video game, with his son, all the characters are doing like wacky stuff. And LeBron's like, that's not real basketball. What is this?

Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And also, in the game, there's a certain move you do that you'll win the game, but you'll glitch out and the character will vanish. Okay. Remember that for later on?

For later on. Yeah, all right. So next, LeBron goes to the Warner Brothers studio. Cool. For what? Just... There's a big deal going down, all right?

Like a movie deal or something? Well, I'll tell you. Okay, sorry. Warner Bros. have invented their own AI. Okay. That can make you, they can put you in the movie. Oh. I didn't fully understand what was going on.

It's a bit too much, really. They've made their own AI that can put you in the movie. It's called a video camera. We hit record and then you're in the movie. My God, the future is now. That's the stupid. So I wasn't sure if it was that, because the way they should, they're trying to sell to LeBron, they're like, we need you involved in this, okay, LeBron, you're going to be the big star that sells this. And they show him, like, they scan him and then he's in like a Batman fighting Mr. Freeze.

Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Or he's like on the dragons and Game of Thrones. Right. And they're like, we need you, LeBron. You're going to be the face of this now. Nobody cares about Batman or Game of Thrones. We need you, LeBron.

No one gives a fork. We're ruined. No one wants to ride a dragon unless it's with LeBron, okay? Also, like, this AI is Don Sheedle. Okay. Oh, right, okay. Yeah, it's a fully sentient AI just talking to LeBron.

Oh, my God. What? That's so weird. It's a living, thinking computer program, okay, that Warner Bros. have invented to sell their movies. And they're like, what do you think, LeBron? And LeBron's like, no offense, but this is the dumbest idea I've ever heard. I agree.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm 100% by that. No one wants this. No one's interest in this. And he literally goes like, well, this whole thing here, I just want to focus on the basketball. Yeah. He's a bit of, he's a bit against the technology. I think he's like, oh, this whole thing's selling products.

Okay. Athletes don't do that. No, yeah. It's all about the purity of the game. Yeah, okay. But he's brought his son to the meeting for some reason. Okay. Okay.

And the son's like, what kind of hard, a processor do you use? Shut up, you little nerd. Who the fuck is this guy? I know I brought you here because you wanted to see technology or whatever. Shut up. You're embarrassing LeBron. LeBron literally gives him a look like. Yeah.

you fucking kids these days go out there and play with a stick or something how many points is he gonna get on the back end shut up your little dork I don't even know what that really means points on the back end it just sounds good no idea points of the back end so LeBron's like we're done here I'm not involved in this commercial bullshit all right yeah he's dead against us dead against commercial I mean train wreck with Amy Schumer

that had integrity this is bollocks You can't This is bullshit So he walks out Out of the office All right Yeah Well I forgot to say

Sarah Silverman is the head Of Warner Brothers Oh okay So it's nice to see her For like three seconds Yeah Yeah yeah And so he walks out

And the son's like Dad You should have done me He's like Don't tell me what to do You'll fucking You're really Peyton LeBroad

As like an abusive dad here Well he's not nice He kind of doesn't sound very nice Because he's like Oh you're playing games you fucking waste of time I'm surprised he's not very good to his son

in this at the start yeah at the start well he might learn a lesson later on oh that's exciting he may evolve as a character wow that's exciting okay

so he has like an argument with his son all right and the son like runs away like oh you don't understand you want me what's he say it's something like you want me to do you but I want me to do me

that's literally it's something like that okay he runs out crying all right but Don Shield the AI he's watching everything

because he's like he's in the cameras yeah he can see everything yeah okay god this is really terrifying like as a child I'd be like

wait so there's like there's like a scary man in the computer who can see and hear everything you do maybe fucking maybe LeBron's right

technology's fucked yeah this is what Snowden tried to warn us about So Don Cheadle then He hacks into the elevator system So the elevator opens the wrong door On the wrong floor I mean

So the sun walks out into the The kind of like the center of this big computer Yeah I remember this from the trailer There's like loads of servers everywhere And there's no security around around things There's nobody around So it's just the sun like hello Hello what's going on

He sees a big computer and then he gets zapped into the computer. Don't really know how. So now he's literally in... He's in the computer. He's in the server verse, they call it. So they don't really offer an explanation. It's just like he's in it now.

Because Warbur has built this. Okay. No, but it just, how can a person in, you know, the real world jump into this artificial world? Do they... Don't Sheetle. It's always Don't Cheedle, isn't it? I know.

Typical. I knew it. When the H.S.E. He got hacked. I was like, Don Chiegel is behind this. I know it. I've seen Hotel, Rwanda. I haven't. I haven't. I haven't. I'm sorry. I watched it. It's good, actually. Yeah, I don't heard it's good. But this is better.

Oh, and also, Don Chieel's name and this is Al-Gidim. Yeah, I heard of that now. That's a... Algorithm. Yeah. That's a name. It's fun, isn't it? Yeah. First time you told me that, though, which is probably problematic on my...

end. I didn't put together that it was algorithm. I just heard Al G. Rhythm thought, that's a bit racist isn't it? Like, he's got rhythm. It's like, no, that's not what it means, James. I'd prefer that. Too many Roy Chubby Brown DVDs. Exactly. Yeah, you've been

warped my mind. Everybody binging the Roy Chubby Brown. I get it. So, LeBron is looking for a son. Yeah. He goes into the room as well. He gets sucked into the machine as well, all right? And then LeBron meets Don Chito. And Don Chil's like, hello,

Oh, King James. Oh, you laughed at me. You said I wasn't commercially viable. Well, I'll show you. Oh, I've kidnapped your son. Oh, wow. This guy's playing hardball. I challenge you to a game of basketball.

Yeah. And if I win, your son gets deleted. Whoa. Deleted? Yeah. It's like I'm going to kill your son. Yeah. Whoa.

Really? This is business. That's his business. I learned everything from Don Sterling I think he says something like I'm going to show the world He's very vague, it's like I'll beat you in basketball And I'll show the world

Yeah God that he ain't shit basically Oh yeah they don't really go into it He's just like oh I'll get you right Right right yeah yeah yeah yeah Then he sends LeBron to tune work After it's gonna get a bit like Yeah there was like a narrative before

and it's going to get very like, uh, stuff. No, it's just kind of from here on out, their sole intention is how many cameos can we give to various Warner Brothers intellectual property. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. So he gets sent to tune world. Right.

First. And Bugs is the only loony tune there. Because Algae Rhythm has sent all the other loony tunes to different Warner Brothers movies. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. So he's got to go collect them. He's got to get the gang. Oh, right.

I'm putting a crew together. You in? Yeah. So they steal a rocket from Marvin the Martian. Okay. And then they go around to different Warner Brothers properties to get them. So for example, all right, Daffy Duck is in the Batman world. Right.

Okay. So they go and they meet Batman. Which Batman? A cartoon Batman. Okay. Who doesn't talk. Oh, really? Yeah.

Oh, shit. that's fun isn't it I thought like maybe they'd have them kind of featuring in scenes of like what's funny is previous films

for Batman they don't do that but when they go to the Austin Powers world Yeah They go to the Austin Powers world Finally Cool

Yeah bye boy That's the only world I've ever want to be Go to If I Val G-Rhythm was a real thing I'd be like Send me to the Austin Powers

World Hook me up baby Yeah All below their minds So what, like, Austin Powers is trying to shag Daffy Dock. Leave me alone, but, come on, baby. This is what we do. Suffer and fuck attached.

Who's in the Austin Powers world? No means, no. The Austin Powers World, they cut to it's Dr. Evil and set green. Okay. Oh, no, who is it now? No, it's just set green. Right. So the most famous.

Oh, Seth. That's the thing. Seth Green. Okay. But then a door opens, and we, We think it's going to be Dr. Evil, but it's actually Elmer Foote. Oh, that's fun. Yeah, he's doing, like, the little, like, he's doing that thing.

Yeah, I like the little thing that he does, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Quit sidebar, actually. Do you see people making the comparison, Jeff Bezos blasted into space with the big phallic shape rocket? And everyone's like, it's like, it's like that seed in Austin Powers is with, like, the penis rocket. And it's like, hey, it's a big, it's a big, it's a big cock! Well, it was a bit funnier than that. I'm not one of these Hollywood writers, but... I think that's disrespectful.

But anyway, yeah, sorry, back to... Okay, and then they go to The Matrix World. Okay. Okay, what scene are they in the Matrix? I think the earliest theme with Trinity doing stuff. Okay. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. But these are actually just clips from the movies.

They're not like recreating or anything out. They couldn't get set green. They couldn't get set green. Bloody hell. He's too busy. money's on LeBron 20th season of robot

chicken is that show is so bloody good I think it is they're still making new ones of that

that is insanity like good on them god surely they've run out of references by now it's a good job if you get

how many more star after pop culture stop yeah what are they got left what's left

reference it's kind of like the Game of Thrones show taking over the book they've made

every single pop culture reference now they're just making up their own own things. Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey, everybody, it's Scaliwag. What it is, yo? Skellywag. It's the most popular character to meet a billion at the box office. You'll get that in 20, Turkey. Exactly, yeah, yeah, yeah. Skellyweg goes to camp.

He's like Ernest. Remember, Ernest goes to camp. It's Scaliway. So who's in Matrix? It's the Granny. Oh, and she's in Matrix. Of course, she is. She's doing all there.

And she's thick and she kicks Agent Smith, you know. Oh, okay. How did they? Is she a cartoon? Yes. Like, she's not like the computer generated version of it. It's like the hand drawn. It's the hand drawn.

Yeah, yeah, okay. And then they go to the Mad Max Fury Road one. And who is it? I think it's like Wiley Coyotes in the road run or whatever. That makes sense. And they can't find Taz, but then Rick and Morty show up and they're like. Yeah, I heard about that. Oh, my God.

People were like. like, oh, Rick and Morty sold out, man. It's like, really? What I really feel, like they really are. It's like a hat and a hat. They're just so much pop culture references that they throw in this one movie. They don't really give Rick and Morty much to do. Just like, they're just like, hey, we found your weird badger.

Yeah. Oh, Rick. And then that's it. Like, who is this for? Who is this for? That's the big question that everyone's coming away from this film. What the fuck? What?

is going to be like, oh, it's Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty. Yeah. Or like, is there a bit in this space jam cameo where alcoholic, depressed, suicidal Rick tells Morty there's no God. All the fucking fans in the cinema are all like, yeah. I get it, Rick. You're the smartest man alive.

You're the one that's going to fix this space jam thing and he's fucking gone. Is he? that's insanity what is the point of that sorry I don't know why I'm getting so angry you're not alone a lot of people were like

what the fuck like well it's just like it's I mean look I don't know I haven't watch Rick and Bordy for a fucking long time but it's such a it's just like who's this

who is this for dads and I guess so maybe yeah for the dads who bring their kids the dads who bring their kids are like what is this oh shut up no Rick's speaking

shit up Cush one sauce, Pickle Rick. Daddy, you're scaring me. Pickle Rick, don't you understand? It's the funniest thing that ever happened. It was your fucking pickle. He was a pickle. When it's wrong with you?

Did you get it? Why don't you like sports? Yeah, yeah. These are all the LeBron dads. You don't know Pickle Rick. You fucking idiot. And it's like, I just want to play football or basketball. It's like, watch fucking Rig and Morty.

I want to play Fortnite. Shut up. This is where your mother left. He's a pickle All right, anyway, yeah So it's venom for Look at Rickormor he came from So they find all the characters

Apart from Lola Bunny Oh no Oh God, where she's she? She's in the Wonder Woman universe So they have to go to Wonder Woman's island Yeah And she's doing like a test So a lot of scenes of Lola Bunny

Just like, like no jumping around With a sword and stuff Yeah, yeah, yeah I was kind of zoning out Yeah, yeah, yeah You know, Lola Bunny is She's voiced by Zanday in this film Yeah, yeah, yeah

And other things like When the trailer dropped Like people were like They've de-sexualized Lola Bunny It's like, why are you angry about that? They de-sexualized Oh yeah

People were So weird Why? I say people like it wasn't me What else? Oh my God, a bust or not now But yeah, no people were like Oh, they've de-sexualized

Lola Buddy This is bullshit it's like yeah why yeah she's a cartoon that's fine

yeah she wasn't she wasn't she wasn't bending over she wasn't dropping anything and bending

yeah oh my god that's so funny oh god the internet's class isn't it

it's just class but when you go back to the first one like you definitely notice how

sexualized that character is yeah in the first movie it's like wow

it's very weird yeah for a kid's movie it's like very weird yeah sexy rabbit

not the first sexy rabbit we've seen. Remember the Cadbury's... Roger Robert. Roger Robert. Had me used. Cabrries Caramel. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I tell you. The guys, the studio

bigwigs just love sexy. They're all furries, I think. Secret furries. But anyway. Was there anything sexy in this movie? Was there anything sexy? I don't think it was anything sexy. They weren't going for sexy. We weren't surprising. It kind of shows the world we live in now. Rabbit can't even be sexy.

there's actually not to get too much into it there's very little any kind of social justice or anything is which there's no like there's no risks at all in this yeah

well I think didn't they they cut out peppy Lepew I forgot to say that you know about this Pepey Lepe oh because he's trying to smooch everybody all the time so there was going to be a scene they shot this

where they go to Casablanca world oh because kids love Casablanca right Frankly, my dear, I don't give it him I was like, oh yes, my favorite Humby-Bowgard movie. Pepey La Peeue is trying to kiss some lady

and the Brown's like, you can't kiss a lady unless she can sense. Right, and they cut that out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I kind of, yeah, I kind of wish they kept that in a little. It would have been good to keep it in. It's just something, isn't it? It's just something, I don't know.

It's very like, you know, like in your face or gratuitous. It's just a... It's like, yeah. It's like, yeah, that's a good message to put across. No, no message. That's the message you want to put across. Moreick and Morty. Yeah, more Rick and Morty.

Get it as a pickle. So the fact that they cut that out, but then, you know, in the big wide shot where you see various characters, there's the droogs from a clockwork orange. And their whole thing... Famous rapists. Their whole thing is very violent rape.

It's their favorite thing. It's the only thing they have in common. Like, we wouldn't be friends if we didn't love to wipe people. video well my droogie woogey wooge it's like that's the only thing they have in common but uh yeah so they kept them in but they caught on peppy le pew jesus no we can't be fucking having peppy le pew and even the woman in the scene the woman was getting kissed by uh peppy the pew was like oh i like that scene oh yeah even she was like

oh i thought that was like you know she's uh jane the virgin i believe if you know that show no oh i um i don't know it's uh some american comedy where a woman gets pregnant by accident You know the whole thing The doctor He's got like the turkey baster with the combing it And he puts in the wrong woman That's literally the friend Is that really what I'm so?

Yeah, yeah And she's a virgin But the doctor gets her pregnant by accident And it's like Oh oh I must have given your flu shot To that other woman Oh no

Never get vaccinated It's a Astrosetic or turkey bastor Full of Jays We'll see Yeah If you're being, like, homophobic, you'd be like a gay character. I'm like, where's my second shot?

This is what you get for watching too much. Are you being served? God, I watched Are You Being Served today? Oh, did you? That's funny, so he loves it. He's kind of funny. Like, I mean, it's wild. That's a different episode.

Okay, sorry, sorry, I don't mean to derail it, but I just got very excited when we were like, I watched the episode yesterday and I was like, this is mad. Don't open that door. Okay. Don't get him started. I got it. Okay. So, LeBron now has all the tunes, okay?

Right. And he's like, okay, we've got to learn how to play basketball the right way. Okay. And they're all like, we can be wacky. And he's like, no. We all play fundamentals. It's all about statistics. Oh, my God.

Okay. Because the other way, Bugs is like, you know, oh, we can do this thing and we can like have banana skins. Yeah, yeah. We can have a ladder. to put it in a hoop paint a hole on the ground they could fall

in the hole or whatever like you know it's classic stuff like maybe like there's a put up a wall

and there's a drawing of the court and you run into it yeah yeah the bronze's like no none of that shit

no still no loony no loony tunes you hear me you're just tunes okay it would be great if they really

doubled down in that and it just became a very gratuitous like or not gratuitous tedious

like by the numbers basketball movie is like... Yeah, it's a full-on game. Yeah, Coach Carter sort of... But no, it's a full-on game, and it's not even a good game. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just too many stoppages. But anyway, go on. So, they're learning now, and all the tunes are like, oh, I don't know if he can do this. Just fundamentals are hard. LeBron, it's like, that's good. Hard work is good work.

Oh, God. And then... I feel their pain. This is what I, when I tried to read Infinite Jest. It's like, oh, I can't do it. this. I just want to paint something on the wall and run into it. So then we get

to the big game, all right? Yeah. And the twist is, okay, so Don Cheadle's like, oh yeah, by the way, we're going to be inside your son's game. Okay. Right. Your son's basketball game and your son is working with me because I've filled his

head full of lies. Okay. Yeah, I've told your son that you don't support him in his video game pursuits which is lies yeah no it is like he is like it's 100% I just tell him what is actually

yeah that's funny I just gave him some mild encouragement and now he's devoted to me forever yeah it was vaguely nice to him oh that's not bad I'll die for you Don Chiegel I'll kill my father for you oh wow these kids got issues

that's great Okay, cool. Okay. And also the son has taken some of his favorite characters in the basketball players in the real world and turned them into video game characters. So now LeBron has to play against some of the best basketball players in the world, but they've also got abilities.

Like, okay, like wacky abilities? Yeah, so. Yeah, what other players are there? Okay. Damien Lillard is a player and he's got a catchphrase. in real life called Dame Time. Ah, cool, okay. Like Chico, it's Chico Time.

Yeah. So in this he's Kronos and his whole thing is he can stop time and play basketball. Oh, that's good, Dame Time. It seems like it's, there's no way he shouldn't win this if he can just stop time.

If he can just stop time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But who else is there? Clay Thompson is like, he plays a character called Wet Fire. Okay. Where he's like, very conflicted individual.

Yeah, what's the idea? there now. He's like half, because he he's one of the Splash Brothers, they call him that, because he's always making trees and he goes splash. So he's like half fire, half water. Okay, so these are quite like, you know,

inside baseball references to basketball players. Anthony Davis is there and he plays the brow. Because he's got the uni bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I knew him. What's the browse power? He's a bird. Oh.

it's true what he's got wings he's got wings yeah are there any birds with uni bros do they even strike they all have unibros

that's the thing that's the thing that's the thing they don't tell you they all bad grooming yeah absolutely yeah so he's a bird he's got a big brow

okay it's not really I do I know with that player and he has a very prominent but it's not even it's weird it's like it's not a full uni brow it's like

he's got the two eyebrows and then just like a little Hitler mustache just in between the two of them. It's very weird looking. It's by choice, but I don't know why. Yeah,

I don't know why either. He just liked, and it's because, I imagine it's probably, start off as bad grooming and people were like, it's the brow. Now he's like embraced it.

It's like, I guess it's a, it's a brand thing maybe. Exactly. Yeah, it's a brand thing now, I guess. Or like psych out the other players.

It's like a bird, they'd say. There's a player on Miami at the moment called Kelly Olinick and he's very homage looking. And I think that would actually if you were playing basketball against them, that would actually be like, why is he? Yeah, yeah.

You have money. Like, what? You choose to look like that. Who else? Is that it? No, there's also two women WNBA players. But I'll be honest, okay, I don't really know much about the WNBA. I mean,

and I'm not going to try to pronounce their names because, like, that's a dangerous road. Okay. You're the most Sport knowledgeable person here As far as I can tell So like

They're not Don't tell my boss But yeah Yeah They're two They're not the biggest Women basketball players ever But they're definitely

They're definitely women Okay Okay Okay Diana Tuznasari Okay Yes As white Mamba

Okay Right She's a fucking She's a snake Yeah Right And then there's another character who's a spider. So the two women in this are snakes and spiders.

A snake and a spider, right, great. And then the other, your one can stop time. Yeah, he has the power of the cosmos to, like, stop time. You're a spider. And you're going to be a spider, and you're a snake. Cool. Neck, neck, uh, I think you were right to not try and pronounce the names. Yeah, we're doing great.

What are you talking about? Come on, look at it. Look at it. Look at it. He's doing it. Oogwamike. perfect I don't know if that's right or wrong

but you know you took it you took it swing at it and good for you he did yeah yeah yeah

they're good I imagine yeah all right so they're the five evil players LeBron's got to play against

the first half they get destroyed absolutely as it should be yeah yeah yeah and they're proper like everyone's getting

squished yeah and yeah because the other teams are playing wacky whereas LeBron's

playing like you know straight up basketball just do it Let's dribble, let's Allie Oop Yeah, all that stuff, yeah Yeah, all of those things

Where's there's another team There's a spider And a fucking bird And a time man Again, one is stopping time The ultimate power The power that literally It trumps everything

Yeah It's like Bernard's watch Remember that show? I was going to say Zach Morris But yeah Yes, I think so Yeah From Steve with a bell

Stop time. Yeah, he used to stop time and then talk to the audience or something. Oh. But I go, Tom out of the way, man. Okay, right, right, right, right. I don't know. What's Burner's Watch? That doesn't sound good.

Burner's Watch was, like, a really shitty, like, it was like a British kids TV show that used to be on, like, CITV. And the whole thing is, like, it's just this little kid who's got a watch that can stop time. But he always uses it to, like, help people, you know? He never, like, yeah, yeah. A little kid wouldn't do that in real life. But it was very, like, it was very, like, he's very like. low budget like so i do remember this yeah yeah yeah but anyway yeah this isn't like bernard's it was a terrible reference that nobody got i kind of got it i completely derailed everything

no no no no i tell you the kids who watch this film probably get that reference because yeah there's so much watching this movie maybe he's in the background well i just go there's a list here of all the different characters that are in this film so i should mention that named them all in the background of the basketball game all the warner brothers characters have come to see this because they're going to get deleted if Don Chiele. Oh, if Don Chiele wins. Don Chil's going to delete it.

Yeah. So he's going to kill Pennywise. Yeah. The Gremlins. Great. Beetle juice. Yeah, absolutely. You know, Yogi Bear, boo-boo,

Dick Dastardly, the Flintstones, top cat, Shaggy, Shaggy Rogers. Oh, that's Shaggy. As in Shaggy from Scooby-Doo. Yeah, yeah. Captain Caveman, Lord of the Rings, thunder cats, Goonies.

Baby Jane Hudson from whatever whatever happened to baby Jane. Jesus Christ. So just every cutaway joke from family guy that was ever made is featured in this movie. Also, the nun from the devils, which we were

talking about this earlier, it's like a English film where like a woman gets raped by the whole village. Yeah, from the 70s. Yeah, yeah. So you got to imagine like the people who were making it's like, oh, let's put that in as a goof kind of, you know? Yeah, that feels like something did you wrote down like, ah, yeah. we'll fix this later.

We'll replace it with somebody else later on. But this would be funny now. And they just never changed this. They just put it in. Just put the fucking thing. Put the woman from the devil's in there. That's what we need. Who else?

Tony Soprano and Gandalf are hanging out together. So like, wait a minute. Al J. Rhythm wants to delet all these characters. Everything to show the world. And what's he going to do then? I don't know. It was like, you know, a lot of these terrorists, they just think about the attack, don't we think about. Sure, okay, okay, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So it's basically bringing about a kind of digital Armageddon, you know? I love that, I love that phrase, actually, yeah. If they said that in the film, I would have got like 10 times more interesting. It should have been the subtitle, not a new legacy, digital Armageddon. Digital Armageddon. They send Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck in a rocket ship. Arrow Smith plays in the background. The Tooon World.

I have a question about the references in the background. Do they, are they like, oh, how do they look? They look like it's Halloween. For real, like they don't look like these are people lifted from a, like, from a, a scene in a movie. Some of them do, like Fred Flintstone is animated. Oh, okay. But like other characters just kind of look like, they're in, like the mask looks like I bought a mask costume.

that mask is in it the Jim Carrey mask yeah oh wow and do any of them is there ever any kind of like close up shots where they say something to the camera

no no nothing like that you know that would have been funny no yeah because they do that in regular basketball games they'll cut to like

if there's celebrities in the crowd Jack Nicholson and Adam Sandler will be there yeah yeah no don't do any

no don't get that with your head yeah oh I should have mention as well LeBron's whole family have been sucked into the machine as well

Oh what's fucking hell How did they go to the server room No if you look at it on your phone So he sent out a message to everyone Being like check out this new game And you're like got it What dad's playing a game What?

No they're in there like so his wife And his little daughter are like I'm scared Yeah And they're going to die They're going to die Yeah But Lebron's like

Yeah fundamentals, lads. Come on, let's close a lot of, like... It'd be funny now if LeBron's wife's like, oh, I gotta go to the bathroom and she turns to the droogs. Will you mind my daughter just while I go to the bathroom? It's like, no problem, my deal.

We'll take very good care of her. Sorry, yes, that was a child rape joke and I don't feel good about it. But it came into my mind, I had to say it. Well, that would have been funny. At least that's something, right? At least it's

something you know like it's this is it feels like it's just like yeah just put these people into a movie yeah just throw them in also the announcers for the game are little rel Howard oh yeah and

he's like a comedian he's been in like he was in um get out yeah he played uh the comic relief yeah the protagonist oh cool he's good yeah he's good and uh ernie johnson who he's like from he hosts inside the NBA okay it's like

It's like an analysis show. You're so annoying. He hosts a show with Shaq and Charles Barkley. Two very entertaining people, okay? They're not in the movie. It's actually weird that Shaq isn't in it. The Shaq. He's like a real, like, he's, you know, in terms of like NBA people that like crossed over into like mainstream media and pop culture, he's very, you know.

He's a funny guy. He's like genuinely funny. Him and Berkeley are very funny people, okay? I don't know I don't want to say I don't be you know don't be a hater

but I feel like there might be a little bit where LeBron's like I don't need those people in my movie as well or it's like

not with Bugs Bunny or the droogs or it's like I want to be like the funniest basketball player in the movie I don't want

Shaq showing me up how is LeBron in the movie actually Oh it's a great question you know what's interesting now

I've been thinking about this for a long time he is bad in the scenes in the real world where he's interacting with real people

but he's actually pretty okay when he's interacting with what must have been just a room of not on but green screen Yeah Yeah

So why do you think happened there? Well, maybe because like when he's in the real world maybe from his perspective he was like okay I'm just going to interact

with these characters like I would in the real world not be I won't be too dramatic or over the top will just be kind of whatever but he's not good and there is stuff like

you gotta get ready for basketball camp okay right it's like that kind of level I'm getting frustrated with my kids in the green screen room it was like okay

I'm here by myself so I gotta really carry this in terms of performance maybe he just gets nervous maybe yeah maybe just nervous around all these other people who are actually actors

that they hired Sarah Silverman you think Sarah Silverman was bullying him yeah she's probably she's probably roasting him and he's like I can't take roast

this isn't the bloody Elks Club or whatever this is a set don't be roasting me Sarah Silverman please and she's like why am I whatever I don't know

that's how she's down no that was perfect Ray Lebrown you fucking asshole no no no hold on a second

hold on a second that's right Sarah's gonna come after you know she'll hear this very certain it's not what I think so soon let's get back to movie all right no no

I want to be I want this to really yeah so like oh yeah get back to the movie. Well, no, actually, you're right about maybe on his own, because his best stuff is when he's actually doing the, when he's the cartoon version

of himself in Toon World and he's like doing voice, he's just doing the voice. Yeah. Okay, right, right. Well, it's just like imagine your entire, like, you to act about, he has a family, right? Yeah, he does have kids and a wife. Okay. So, um, yeah,

it must be weird to just have all them played by actors. Also, you know, it's weird. They're all different names. Oh, so they're not the names of his actual his actual kids. So in real life his sons are brawny,

LeBron James Jr., but they call him Bronnie and Bryce in the movie it's like, I don't know like Dom and fucking like

Dick and Dom Yeah in the movie it's like Dom and Charlie or something like that Yeah that's right

that was such a good Such a good reference are Dick and Dom in the audience in the movie amazing Oh my God they're owned by more There's just some reason

That one show in the bungalow Was a Warner Brothers project for BBC For no reason Dick and Dom in Da bungalow Cultural Appropriation Bogies What you say? No, no, bogeys

Yeah, with Stormsie there They were, man, they were in Edinburgh Oh yeah Last time was over there So 2018 They were doing a show over there I was like, man I almost don't want to meet my heroes

You know Oh yeah, yeah, yeah What if they were dicks to me? They were doing the show? Full-on show, yeah. Huh. It was like a family show. Dick and dumb after dark.

Yeah, yeah, they're doing like the midnight show. They were like, they're like Bernard Manning putting posters up outside. Your aunt was like, it was brilliant. Oh, yeah. So it's half time now, okay? Oh, God, okay. We're nearly over. Don't worry.

It's so funny. There's still a whole other fucking half of this game to go. Okay, right, let's hear it. They're all wrecked. They're all wrecked. Like literally they're all in stretchers Right They're all basically crippled

Okay, right? Yeah, yeah Daffy Ducks Popin' Percocets You know, he's just in bits Yeah, yeah, yeah They're all depressed But then Sylvester

The cat runs and he's like Don't worry guys I got Michael Jordan Okay Okay And they're like Michael Jordan You found him

Which is a weird I don't know why it said Found him Yeah You got him Yeah But the found him is just like he's been missing. But they haven't set that up earlier.

Yeah, they never, okay, so yeah, it's just the first time they even... First mention, yeah, okay, okay, right. So, like, oh my God, we got Michael Jordan. And then, like, you see the back of his head, he's walking in and was like, oh, my God, what? And it's Michael B Jordan. Right. Yeah. And then, don't really do much with it.

It's like, funny, on Reddit, people are like, man, that's the same Michael B Jordan was like the first. funniest shit ever man i was rolling on the floor laughing at that it's not that funny it's like a slight implication is that sylvester's racist yeah sylvester's like they all look to same i mean it's you know yeah yeah but you know like i mean you know is is he uh he doesn't say anything oh he might say like uh come on guys and they're like i can't michael joy's all worth it yeah you're useless you fucking what have you done you fucking creed Creed 2

So they kick him out But they throw them in a bin All right Yeah yeah yeah Like that game boy God yeah Yeah brilliant And then

Forget what happens For some reason LeBron's like Maybe let's not do fundamentals Let's get wacky So he has a realisation That like okay This is not working

Yeah Maybe we should try something Different So they start getting wacky Yeah Yeah And now What happens

Now the granny Is like doing Matrix stuff Someone's driving a train Around the basketball court Fab Yeah Wiley Coyote has a cloning machine Cool

What God, Acme products have really stepped up their games A cloning machine Jesus No longer catapults No, no Anvils and catapults out the door

So now Wiley Coyote is a cloning machine that, now this is not regulation He puts one basketball in and shoots out loads of basketballs But then he finds out balls in it and now there's like hundreds of wily coyotes flying around the court. Right. And, uh, which did they, what do they do with them?

Did they kill them all? I imagine they kill them. They're all, they're sentient and they just hoped that the one they left. Yeah. It was the one that they originally had. Let me check. It's, it's kind of a blur. It feels a bit of a blur.

It feels like it's a like you're just getting like, um, a bit of a sugar high. Yeah. That's what it feels like it's just skittles shot in your face. Candy floss for the brain. Yeah. Yeah. Porky pig. started rapping.

Oh, how's that? The notorious P-I-G. Oh, that's pretty good. I like that. I like that sounds fun. I'll be honest, I walked out of a room when that happened.

You walked out of a room? Yeah. You just stood outside and came back in when it ended. I went down to the shelter, like. It wasn't a good,

now, it would be funny if Porky Pig was like a, it would be great if they actually committed to the bit and he did like a full-on like M&M kind of thing. You're like modern day at Eminem where it's like

w-d-d-d-da-b-da-b-da-b-b-d-a-b- It's like really fast. Yeah. If they did that, it would actually be kind of funny if they committed to it. But it's kind of like, I'm the pig. Yeah, I might not be big. It's right. Gotcha. I can't do any more.

Gotcha. Gotcha. Doesn't he have a speech impediment as well? Yeah, yeah. Does that they incorporate that into the wrapping at all? He's just rapping with store. Okay. So do it.

I'm not going to do it yourself. Fair enough. Do it at home. Do it in your brand, listeners. Yeah. Wow. We have to do everything for you. what's the rap for what does that do

nothing nothing i guarantee it's like a warner's guy being like okay what did they like yeah like a half-time show is it or no i might have been i don't know be honest with you right there's no rhyme or easy it's really defeated you man you're really just your shoulders have slung down you're sitting at the edge there it just looks it seems like you had to watch it like Malcolm McDowell in a clockwork orange you're in a straight jacket and your eyes

or prod it open your enthusiasm is just plummeted in the last five seconds not Marco be children sir please and some lad beats you up outside okay so for some reason

I think for some reason Dom the son of LeBron is now he's in the game himself he's playing I think they take out Kronos to time guy I think Granny does a backflip

and switches something in the back He's got a switch in the back That makes him old Oh okay So some reason I'm really sure the science adds up there But all right God they're really phoning it in

Let me see the schematic Yeah But that on cinema in the sins Yeah there's your buddy bigs That's your first one No respect for the audience The tunes start winning But LeBron's son is in the game now

But he gets hurt Yeah And you know LeBron's like oh what madness is this Is this? Right My son my son Yeah

So they hug Okay Okay And it's kind of everyone's like Aw But Don Shield freaks out He's like you can't do that No

And then Don Shield does something He basically like Hulk's out okay right he's a big muscle man oh right and what happened

you can check your notes maybe he does this sometimes you know oh oh oh oh I got it I got it okay okay it's so funny this is like

completely dazed off you know what he'll do he'll edit it out to make it seem like you know that it would seem like I'm fucking quick on the bat.

Yeah. Oh, God. So it's like the last second of the game, all right? Right. Or maybe three seconds, right? It's probably what, it's like a tie game or whatever. Yeah, yeah, you know it, all right? Oh, yeah, yeah.

And it's like, okay, the only way you can win is if we do this special move, all right? Right. But if you do it, you're going to die, all right? And LeBron, remember I told you, there's a special move. Oh, yes, go. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you click, you go proper, like, ugh, uh, like that. it doesn't look good

you proper like it's like a oh weird it's like a seizure like you're like coughing of blood and like oh my god

okay wow okay cool it's not that extreme so he sacrifices himself no he's going to do that okay he's like I gotta do this for my wife and kids

yeah for all everyone in the server verse yeah yeah yeah this is Penny wives from

beetle juice shaggy Rogers Roboc the nun from the devils the mask I love Ken Russell's work you know

so he's like got to do this all right um so he's about to do that but bugs bunny oh is looking over at lebron's family and he's like i can't separate them from their father okay so bugs bunny pushes lebron and he jumps up and does the the move is like you know up um move your hand back do a spin it's like a kind of combination stuff right and then the ball will just automatically go in a hoop like almost like yeah and then Bugs Bunny's like

blah it hurts yeah yeah everyone like it goes in they win

but instead of celebrating like yeah all the tunes got around and Bug Bunny's like oh good bye yeah

say goodbye does he a dadjo for strings starts playing you know yeah yeah we were all friends

you know some shit like I see fire oh no this is what I get for attacking those Japanese people it was just after Pearl Harbor so

Bugs Bunny dies he explodes into pixels and dies all right so it's like a bittersweet yeah yeah yeah yeah bitter sweet victory but everyone else is like yes we won

yeah that's cool good good they go outside and start flipping cop cars so yeah Yeah, yeah, that seems, yeah, very exciting. Yeah, algae, algorithm? I think he dies, I think he dies as well. Okay, he goes with them. He doesn't go to, like, he's not arrested.

He's not arrested, but yeah, yeah, yeah, with the server police. Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, that would be in front of Robocop arrest him or something with that. That's fun. That would be good. I mean, literally right there. Do something.

Yeah, yeah, do something. Dead pixel or alive, you're coming with me. I mean, Jesus. There you go. Yeah, there you go. bloody done it I tell you actually makes me sick

so they all go back to the real world then and there's some kind of running joke where LeBron's agent can't find LeBron okay it's meant to be funny

he's like he's looking for LeBron who plays the agent some guy no one would not be famous no one that would have been funny yeah whereas like way in night when he was like

Michael Jordan's assistant he was all like Oh, Michael, my God. You know, he's like funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This guy's just like, have you seen LeBron? And he asked security guy. This is meant to be the funny scene.

Security guy is like, oh, what do I've got written here on my tag? Does I say LeBron Finder? All right. No, it says security guard. All right. You're fired. No, it doesn't say anything. Get out.

You're done. Like, why would you say that to? Essentially your boss. I could have you killed and I probably will. But then at the end, they go back to the real world, and the agent's like, oh, thank God, you're back. And he's crying. They're like, this guy's, you know, overreacting much. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And so now everything's back to normal. By the way, have you seen Don Cheedel? I'm his agent also. Oh, I got some bad news for you, my friend. Everything's back to the real world, and LeBron is driving his son to E-3. That's a thing, isn't it? Oh, yeah, that's a video. game thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's now

like, I've accepted your way of life. He's accepted it. He's accepted his kid likes video games. And he drops the kid off. The kid goes out, bye dad, I love you, you know. And he's like, you know, being a dad is the greatest game of all. Yeah. Absolutely. But then here's,

What's up, Doc? And it's Bugs Bunny in the real world. Oh, what? He's been transported to the real world. I presume. That's where you go and you die. Or LeBron has had a psychotic break from this trauma-inducing nightmare. Do you just hear him or do you see him? No, you see him.

You see him there. It's sitting in the back seat of his car. No, he's just out in the street. He's out in the street. Yeah, yeah. Oh, my gosh. He got a job as a security guard. Yeah, he's the other guy wasn't trustworthy. So, all right. So LeBron's like, what are you doing here? And, you know, Bugs Bunny's just something like, you know, I'm always being a rab. I'm always asked to say something, all right? No, come on now. You were, come on. You had us. You had something there. You're always being a rabbit.

Yeah. No, it's like, it's something like, I'm always, it's something like, I'm always here because we're family. Oh, that's nice. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then Hidman and LeBron start walking off to the sunset and then Bugs Bunny says something like, The Adventure's only just beginning.

Oh! Yeah. And then we have a montage. Again, forgettable music. More like, oh, yeah, we're back from the Looney Tunes. And it's like, it's a montage of LeBron and other athletes doing stuff with the tunes.

But it's very random. So the first one's like LeBron on the beach with Bugs Bunny. Then LeBron in a car with Bugs Bunny. And then it's like Granny and Ron the Rousey. Oh, yeah.

Like fighting? Weird. And then it's like I think Bill Murray is like playing golf with some fucking conned cunt loony tune but I don't know

Wiley Coyote or something shit I think and then I think just literally wanted our photo and that's it yeah

yeah huh I don't know if they actually got Bill Murray or just I think it didn't look

like it's actually him I think you just got a photo of him oh maybe from the first movie

because they were on a golf course yeah yeah yeah and I can't remember the other I think the other one

is literally oh okay the other one this is the big funny thing it's you know remember the chicken

the rooster oh fog corn leghorn yeah It's him. I'll say, boy. It's him looking at a chicken shop. And he's like doing the home alone kind of face, like,

oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So he doesn't like to fry chicken place. Wait, are all the Looney Tunes in the real world now? Must be. I'm gonna, yeah. I don't know how. I think they always had the ability to do that, though. I don't know how either.

But they're computer people. Oh, you're right. But remember the first one? No, but the first one is fiction. All right. So in this world, the world of Space Jam 2,

LeBron has seen Space Jam 1. Oh, wow. Okay, I didn't know that. That's rather Kafka-esque. That's why. Charlie Kaufman wrote this script. That's why the tunes are in the game. Like LeBron and LeBron's nerdy brother.

It's like, oh, I'm a terrible bad football player. for the new legacy How am I going to adapt the orchard thief and beat the Don Cheadle in basketball and Brian Cox is the coach That's already a better film

So all right So they're just They're in the They've broken out Now it'll be actually cool Well cool is a strong word Yeah What would be mildly interesting

Is if all the characters broke out So the sequel's like Holy shit Like the droogs are in the real That would be Gandalf is evil now Tony Sopranos loose Yeah

You know Tony Sopano Tony Sopano Tony Sopano's in the real world now What's he gonna do? I don't know He's just Tony Sarrant he's a guy Just go to therapy

Yeah He's just got a therapy Oh I show Something happened to be there I'm starting to see Lutie Toes Sam Well that's very natural With the process

you're on side effects are common so like all right yeah do you know what i would have preferred here's here's i just think you know they're kind of blowing their load a little bit here with the ending why not just have it so like it's a it's a it's a it's a hint towards bugs bunny being in the real world like if you end the movie with like oh my god it's like boogs bunny's voice and lebrons like oh or something i don't know but then rather than it being like then the whole end credits are like photographs of them in the real i was like oh Looney Tunes are here. Yeah.

It's more interesting for a sequel, I think. Look, I'm just saying. I think there's more photographs, but I can't remember. I think somebody was swimming with someone that I imagine. Or I think someone was swimming with, I imagine, must be some kind of famous swimmer. Michael Phelps, maybe? He's probably the most famous one, isn't he? I couldn't pick him out of a police lineup.

I don't know what he looks like. Michael Phelps, he was like a big Olympic swimmer like 10 years ago. I know the name, but if he was in the house right now, I'd be scared. well i have a surprise for you bryan michael come on in michael b phelps oh yeah very good very good yeah so overall space jam too did you enjoy it well you know it's it's there's so much on the table that you could have done yeah the fact that you have all these characters don't say anything the fact that like you didn't get any

like all the basketball players they have in this all right yeah they're I like them and they're funny they've got charisma you could at very least this is what you could have done have the real basketball people

at the side commenting commenting on what their video game characters are doing okay yeah that would have again there's all these opportunities were like you put that in that's a funny thing yeah yeah

like LeBron's agent you could have cast literally anyone yeah yeah yeah this guy I don't think the guy who plays him even has a Wikipedia page. Really?

Wow. Yeah. Jesus. So, like, let's spitball. Who could be his agent? Literally name. DeVito. As a little nod to the first one.

God, I would love DeVito. That would be, yeah, yeah, yeah. Should be, you know what? Just stick. Who's hot at the moment? Who's got a show? Name a hot, you know. He probably didn't want, like, his agent.

Bobby Moynihan. His agent in there. Yeah, that's good, okay? His agent in real life is, um, rich Paul. I don't know. And he's black. So name a funny black actor or... Gerard Carmichael or me.

Perfect. You see that works. Oh, yeah, there you go. See, actually, the real agent, he's dating Adele. Let's get Eric Andre in there. Again. How old would that be? That'd be good, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Anyone, please. Wait, who's dating Adelaide? LeBron's agent, Rich Paul. I thought she was going out with Stormsy. Was that not a rumor? Oh, you know what she's like. Oh, okay. Lose the way.

and then oh she's all gallivanting over town no well i think she was dating stormsy for a while but now she's dating uh rich paul okay that's good so uh she seems to be having fun literally cannot tell her it hasn't like it does not i think she could be skinny for the next 40 years and in my head i'm like that's not a dell yeah yeah yeah she looks she looks very different rebel wilson as well like lost a lot of weight but you find a lot of people like they start hating on them a lot more when they get skinny you know

I get it well anyway I get it too yeah yeah bitches just just you know

come on no yeah oh we lost another one yeah exactly yeah we don't claim you

I remember thinking about I was years ago when John Goodman lost loads away I was like

what did that for why did you do that for? Why did you do it that man you were one of us yeah yeah it's very feel very betrayed it's and he was like you know he was top dog oh yeah he was one of the great yeah it's actually when we see him in a serious movie i'm like oh you can be in serious if you watch him in like rosan it's dangerous looking like he he is like yeah yeah it's probably when he was at his heaviest i'd say he's very big i love it yeah like even in big lovowski he's pretty he's pretty pretty big

then. He's bigger in some Roseanne episodes. I never really watched Roseanne

like when I was younger. Like yeah it's pretty well regarded isn't it is very good yeah

remember the episode where like someone's beating up Roseanne's sister God not really yeah yeah

that's a great episode and it's funny in the crowd so like it's something they're beating up there's an

abusive boyfriend and there's a scene that where like John Goodman finds out and just goes like what and it's immediately

like leaves yeah and then everyone in the crowd's like yes oh wow beat him, kill him

Jesus, wow, cool So yeah, it would go dark, wouldn't it? Oh yeah, that was the whole thing in it, yeah Yeah, yeah Sure, didn't he have a, he had a heart attack, didn't he, Dan? Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was any, John Goodman, yeah, they had a lot of things They were poor and stuff

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah For the episode where Roseanne said something on Twitter and got in trouble Oh, no, that's, that's why Dan had the heart attack Exactly Okay, let's Yeah, let's wrap this up So it hasn't been

You know, you know, good for the film though It's been doing very well at the box office Yeah And it's done like It's always kind of read It's kind of weird to read like the articles For some reason, it's very popular Amongst Latinos and minorities

Like they kind of, it's weird to see They break it down so much And they're kind of like surprised That like more minorities Than white people are watching this film Okay Well, it's in all black cast, isn't it? Yeah, and Bugs Bunny.

And Bugs Bunny. I mean, yes, we're from the Looney Tunes, of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, it's doing well, the box office. A lot of people, like, A, you know, could be worse. But a lot, there has been, there has been very, like, a lot of people have been, like, it's the worst film ever and going mental over. It's crazy.

They'll calm down. Yeah, it's just like one of these things where it's like, it's not being hateful, is it? It's nothing hateful in it. It'd be weird if it was hateful. Yeah. It's weird if like Bugs Bunny Near the end was like, you know what I really think Yeah, I mean, yeah, there's

none of that in it. So like Let him have it. He takes off a jersey. Let Warner Bros. have this movie. They'll make billions. They'll be all right. He's probably coming close to the end of his career, I would say. He's going to be a billionaire soon. He owns steak in like Liverpool and

stuff like that. He's He's doing well. He's doing all right. So this movie's not going to make or break on like, yeah. I wouldn't be surprised if you get a sequel to Space Jam too because it's done I think it's like

the biggest opening for Warner Brothers film in like years pandemic or not all right pitches your idea for the sequel what happens well I've been thinking about this

okay I think my idea about them escaping into the real world yeah I think that's a very good idea now it's very pixelsy

okay it's very pixel Z it's not just the lunatunes, it's like all the war all the characters, everybody. So they have to set up like a task force, kind of like the suicide squad. Yeah, to go in there and take out

you know, all the all the characters. Yeah, my sequel, it's rated or. Yeah. And they proper like to sneak in like slit fucking Gandalf's throat. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. What are they going to call it?

Space Jam 3. What's the... Space Jam 3. What's the... Space Jam 3. yeah yeah okay cool yeah yeah yeah i'm in i'm in i'm in i'm in i love it yeah that sounds great anyway i'm getting i'm getting i'm getting i'm getting bored now we'll listen how long we've been going we've been going for like over an hour oh shit yeah an hour and a half wow yeah so like we got more than enough here cool thanks for watching the movie yeah thanks for

watching the movie letting us know that we don't need to watch it i definitely will not watch sometimes when we do an episode and i hadn't seen the movie it was like oh i'll probably watch it I was like, I'm never going to watch that movie. You say never? We'll see. We'll see. Wait till you get desperate. Yeah. Wait till they bring you in to do

rewrites on Space Jammer 3. You've got to punch up this script for Space Jammer Trees. Fuck, I've got to have to get a HBO Max now and bloody watch this shite. Bugs Bunny versus the Droogs. Let's do it. Jesus, great. What's up, Doc? So, yeah, we'll wrap it up there.

Thanks so much for coming on. No, ma'am. It's nice being here. Thanks so much time. Well, definitely, we'd love to have you on again. Oh, I'd love it. You know what? Next time, you can pick the film.

All right, cool, yeah. I'll watch it. Can I just say, as well, I, you said to me, oh, watch Space Jam. I was like, okay, cool. And then you sent me a thing saying, like, oh, the Scooby-Doo and WWB thing. Yeah. Guess what? I watched that this morning.

Oh, really? Wait, what was this? Yeah, it's bad. Yeah. They made a Flintstone. meets the WWE movie. Yes, you did show me that. You watched that?

No, I didn't. Will you watch that? I'll come in next time and I'll... Did you watch that? I did watch it. It's pretty boring. Yeah, yeah. When it starts off really well, I think actually starts pretty good, but then it gets really dull.

I like the Flintstone elements and then bringing the wrestling stuff. It's the Flintstones? Which one do you watch? Oh, Scooby-Doo? What? There's another one. What the fuck? What did you send me?

I watched, did I not send you the Flintstones me? Maybe you sent me the Flintstones. I just watched Scooby, I just assumed it was Scooby, too. Oh, man. Oh my God. I just went to my Blu-ray collection and watched the Scooby Doon. What is this? What a reveal in the last couple of seconds of this podcast.

My God. I watched the wrong shite, the wrong shite animation. Well, I tell you, that's another episode. That's for another day. That's a bit of a teaser. Have you back for, I'm back for Scooby-Doo and the Flintstone. You watch the Flintstones. I've watched Scooby-Doo already.

We'll break it down. You don't watch anything. I won't. I don't want anything. I'm going to try and I'm going to crack into Infinite Jest again. See how far I get this time. Yeah, get another 200 pages. Where's Flit Stones?

Does Infinite Jest have a character called John Sina Stone? That's not even clever. John Sina Stone. That's it. Some of them they try. Another one's like, oh, big show. There it is. Not even like big rock show or something.

Okay. Oh, that's, the Scooby-Doo one. they, it starts all pretty fun and then it just kind of gets a bit boring and it's not even, oh, it's Matthew Lillard is doing the voices, scoo, or Shaggy, which is cool. Yeah, which I was like, yeah, cool, good on them. And then they just start doing wrestling stuff

and it's all a bit stupid, but that's not their voices. That's not going good for him then. If he's doing voice over of like direct to DVD animated Scooby-Dooby do. Even though I really like him. I like Matthew Lillard. He was in the new Twin Peaks.

Oh, really? Oh, cool. He's good. He played the pathetic. white man oh wow yeah just a pathetic just workless piece of shit and they're like we thought of you fred nerd oh poor rudge you look i watched rewatch screaming it was really good he's so good in it back he is the okay sorry i know we're trying to wrap we're trying to wrap sorry i just want to say matri we can do more episodes guys it's not like this is the end

no no no no no this is the end of this episode i want you to wrap sorry yeah i'm sorry It's wrap it up. You got any plugs, Steven? Yeah, we don't have time. What up you. I want to plug. Well, first of all, I want to plug the Scooby-Doo, WWV, uh, mashup. But also, I run a, uh, comedy theater, uh, mob theater.

We do writing classes online. We do TV pilot screen writing classes and sketch writing classes. Uh, go to mobtheater.com. Awesome. And, uh, yeah, come and learn, uh, fun stuff. Yeah. That's a great plug, by the way. That's great.

that's definitely like the most professional plug anyone's ever gone on this show that was great some people are like well I mean like Instagram or word and they always kind of like we're talking shit about our own guests now

they're all worthless bums who don't have nothing going on yeah talent talent with your hot press and your Dublin free and your fringe I can't wait to

I'm going to mark David Chapman him outside like the hotel on O'Connor Street and then I'll claim it was the Reading Infinite jest. Like, I couldn't understand it, tell him, and it's your fault. Anyway. Anyway, cheers guys for listening. Thanks for listening. We'll be

back and we'll definitely have Stephen back as well. Thanks. Thanks, everyone. Good luck. And keep on space jamming. Yeah. Come on in space jamming. They didn't play a song. Fucking bullshit.