Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 125 : Nelson Mandela with James Moran

Episode Date: August 12, 2021

Nelson Mandela/Riley Reid/James Moran

yeah it's going and we're back with a free episode of the podcast we did space jam now we're doing nelson mandela can you see the connection people mandela jam i pitched it well i know i've often said that without apartheid we wouldn't have had space jam so you know every cloud and we're joined by a guest today yeah speaking of apartheid when i think apartheid there's one name that comes to mind Mr James Warren Thank you for being here Thanks for having me You're most welcome

A recurring returning guest Yeah How's it feel? Bad That feels very good I actually A guy that listens to the podcast He was like

That was the last song that we did It's like That was great banter Great dynamic you guys had on And he was kind of like When's he coming back So he probably He probably doesn't listen

Until he like He refuses to listen until James Moran comes back He's a Google alerts it up for me Yeah Yeah be funny if he was like Oh James, does he have another podcast I can listen to just James Moran

Is that? No, no, only listen to our podcast Only Brian James I've never heard of Celtic Gligers Yeah Which by the way I listen to that a lot Oh yeah I was saying to James

It almost has like a relaxing kind of lo-fi quality to it That I really enjoy Because you're not, like me and James are just big whores. You know, we're like trying to get a laugh every 10 seconds. Yeah, yeah, just like the desperation is, yeah, it's quite... You don't mind pausing for a second and actually having a good answer where we don't... No, we don't do that.

We're just clowns. Yeah. You're sharks, you know? You keep moving. Yes, or you die. You die, that's correct. Because you'll kill yourselves. That's a very real threat.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. we're like sharks of sharks were dentists high suicide rate for the shark dentists you know it doesn't make any what's been going on

what's been going on yourself lately uh nothing I told you about the album launch as that you went to an album lot remember we were being recorded here so yeah that was a

off don't feel anything personally but it was a dentist there I told you about the dentists yeah that's probably what pricked that's where it came into my yeah yeah

I've never had an original thought in my life I need it all to be fed to me, you know Yeah Yeah, that album launch sounded like a wacky experience Yeah, it was Well, I suppose you have to tell the listeners What you're talking about now

Maybe I should change it You know It's up, it's your life It's my life So Rihanna was having an album launch And she was sucking my cock You know, she's a billionaire now Good

Good for her This week Wow Yeah Finally, after all the years of struggle Chris Brown's laughing on the other side of his face now, right? Dre was the first musician to be a billionaire. I think so, yeah, from Beats.

He sold Beats, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He just got stung bad in court. Like, he's got to pay, like, his ex-wife six figures a month, I think. Yeah. Like, it's pretty, yeah, yeah, yeah. What figures, 36, 24, 36, you know that thing? Yeah, what is that?

You know, the measurements. Do you hear that? Oh, what is that? Women of three measurements. Okay. And it's like, you know, the... Their bra size? They're both, their waist, their ass.

Oh, okay, right, right, right. Is the fashion term or just like a... I don't know what it is. Maybe it's like a pornographic term. You can, like, search it by... Okay, yeah, six... That makes sense. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So, like... You're gonna freak as look at the measurements of the woman, you know? Just enjoy the big tits. No, I need to know. It's like I look up the What temperature it is every day Really? Yeah

It's like I could just feel it It's much more satisfying to know You're an old soul I think in that regard Yeah I don't think the young kids The young kids now are doing poppers and shit They're not looking at temperature So when I'm watching pornography

I like to think How big's that dick You know? What temperature is that cock? Yeah, how many inches And how deeps her mouth You know that sort of stuff? Oh, yeah, yeah, well, it's good to know.

You don't like any surprises, you know. I like to know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you have a gooning? Gooning? No. No, it's lightning. It's like these guys online, and goonin is like,

you set up a goon cave, and it's like you have pornography all over the walls. Okay. In real life. In real life. And you might have like a few monitors all playing different bits of pornography. Right. And you sort of just like masturbate without coming for like hours and hours and hours. Also it's edging but like 360, 360 edging.

Yeah, edging but like transcendental, you know? Wow. Yogi Maharashi developed gooning, I believe. It's like you're a flotation plan. The Beatles went over to India to learn gooning. Yeah. So it's kind of like a flotation tank in a way, but it's pornography everywhere. So it was like the opposite where you're just been overstimiting.

but how do you so that's the it's kind of that's what you're trying to achieve is the ability to masturbate for hours without coming I think it's like the goal no I think it's just they enter into another state of just like hyper

stimulation why why are they doing this themselves I don't know and then when you go to forums it's like oh the picture is always some guy completely naked from the waist down sure and he's just taking a

picture where there's a wrecked dick and then like the wall of pornography yeah and there's just hundreds of these photos and he's just like check it out check out the goon who has the real estate that's what I want to know to set up a goon cave in a housing crisis so like a man do we have room for the nursery

no no that's the goon cave we're like you have a housemate moving out and you're like maybe we could turn this fair room into a goon cave yeah I'll pay it's a mutual thing we all take turns in the Gune Cave?

But you still set up bunk beds and charge Brazilian students like 500 a month in the Gune Cave don't look at the walls that's not for you I had a friend once who his older brother

had a picture of an Asian girl on the wall of his bedroom and the shorts she was wearing were just small enough we kind of see a bit of pussy lip I remember being like

being a kid being scandalised by that, being like, it's on his bedroom wall and he's, well, just take that down. But to me, that's, I remember being in my friend's brother's room, and he had like, you know, similarly pornographic pictures on the wall. Yeah. I was told him as, like, vaguely

ancestral to have pornography on your bedroom wall. Well, your mother's, like, cleaning up, you know. Your mother's cleaning up after you, you know? Sure, yeah. She can enjoy it as well, like, I mean, are we talking just kind of like, whatever, Pamela Anderson in a bikini or? I think any sexual imagery. Yeah.

In the bedroom. No women in the, only women burkas on the world. Yeah, yeah. I didn't have any of that. See, I grew up, I shared a bedroom with, like, my three brothers. Yeah. And it wasn't, I mean, it wasn't much bigger than this room. I basically was like a Celtic Tiger Angela's ashes.

That's what I grew up in. Sharing a room with three other boys, like, well, my school chums had, like, you know, their own goon cave to drive. it was bad were you the oldest second oldest okay second oldest so you're literally in the middle you're Malcolm middle

you're Malcolm in the middle yeah yeah well without the without the genius intellect but I do have a fascination with stock car racing that bit I do

Frankie Munez and I are similar in that respect were you all very similar um or they're like this is the punk horn corner, and this is the goth corner? No, it was all, basically it was all

just like, uh, it was mostly like, yeah, rock bands and like comic book shit. It was, uh, it was a mess. The one over, the ones overarching theme was the black mold and all the corners of the ceiling. You know, uh, yeah,

yeah, it wasn't, uh, it was fine, you know, you're, you're an only child, aren't you? No, I just seem like one. I wouldn't have said that, but, yeah, I just have the entitlement of, yeah. What kind of sisters and brothers you got? I have an older sister. She's very successful.

Oh, really? She's a family and a house. Oh, wow. You can be the cool uncle coming by. Yeah. Cool uncle, don't stay with them too long. We'll give you bad ideas. Yeah, yeah.

You took my kids to an album launch. Yeah. She was in love with who? Yeah. I should also say I have a sister as well, just because I know she listens. she'll be like She's been gutted

So she'll be white in history Well she had her own room We were four of us shared one room She had her own room That's not right It's not It's not It's not

It's not Well she have her own fountain as well I don't like the system Yeah she had a bidet And a Spanish maid It was Mother was really playing favour I have to say

Yeah Well where did she come in the family She was She was actually The middle child Because it's my older brother Then my sister than two younger brothers.

Yeah, see, your mom was probably so, like, breaking it that she wouldn't have any daughters. Yeah. So after two sons, she must have been like, thank God. Well, what's interesting is my parents did have a child out of wedlock and were forced to give her up for adoption. So they did have a daughter that was taken away from them. And then she got two fucking prick sons and then the daughter. But then, for some reason, they kept going. So, you know.

Yeah. Did you ever meet the... Oh yeah, yeah, I know her now, yeah, yeah, we met, we've hung out. You hang out? No, not. She lives in Australia now, but she came to one of my gigs once. And we hung out after us, went drinking me, her and her husband, and it was fun. Yeah, she's cool.

She's got a husband as well. Yeah, she's got kids too, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, she's like, I mean, she's a good bit older. It's weird, my parents, like, they were together or whatever, but they weren't married, so my grandparents forced them to give the kid up for adoption. it's so fucked up like it's really most it's just a Catholic church thing

you know I've heard of that yeah yeah yeah but it's funny how like whenever I hear people I'm just a very simple you know butter and jam kind of man

you know only child you know two parents that's it but I hear of all these people that are like I got a stepdad and his family

and then I got some other all this bullshit I just immediately think like oh just people you can leach off that's like that's a couch

in that house there I can go Australian stay there for months and they'd be too polite to say otherwise. I'd go over to Australia and try to learn how to surf but I'm not very good. Why is it not working? So she's Australian?

No, no, she's Irish. She grew up in Dublin. She was adopted by a Dublin family but now she lives in Australia with her family or whatever. Did she play the Didgerie do? She didgerie doesn't. There we go. No, as far as I know, she does not. What did she make of

do you hear the made it illegal to climb that mountain to the Manjaro? No, the Australian mate Israeli mountain? Australian. I told you got Israeli, what? Yeah. Oh, you wouldn't go climbing them mountains

if you know what's good for you. It's spread over to Australia now. We're building settlements there. Palestine, you know, whatever but now this is getting out of hand. Kangaroos, Palestinians, all furmen. Kangaroos with yarmacres going around.

Oh, it's very messy. What mountain have they preferred to... Some like sacred mountain to... Well, because of the spirits or something. Yeah, because it's haunted or something. Okay. That's like something Stephen Fry would do, wouldn't it? He'd be like...

Oh, he'd go and climb the mountains sort of as an act of defiance? Yeah, he'd be like, I'm not afraid of... It was silly ghosts. Yeah, yeah. But, yeah, they made it illegal to climb the mountain because it was like sacred. That's weird. And then it's like the day before it was just...

all of Australians just climbing the mountain it's our last chance to desecrate this mountain when did they make it illegal like six months ago oh shit

that's so weird that I didn't think I mean I don't really know much about Australia and their religious police I never they never struck me

as a no they're big into like you know the outback that's where the spirits roam and stuff like yeah okay I think it was just

supposed to be like I know we destroyed your ancient civilization right okay but here's that mountain that you've always wanted yeah well wait

did the aboriginals have like a civilization or yeah like they didn't have like buildings and shit weren't you thought they were just like hanging out for 10,000 years they're like a mad civilization going on yeah like raves and shit

yeah spirit dances they have this mad thing where they have these like song lines that go across it's like in order to walk along these lines you have to sing a song and like different tribes

or different songs and like our politics has met her that you know they all have a tribe and they like cut the son's dicks and half and stuff

wow like they're like lengthways I like something they do not the dick thing not a big fan of that but I do like the kind of sand castles they make

I'm not a fan of it but I'll do it yeah I'll participate in the cold I'm like Louis Taru I'll part the other way to do the sand things

and the whole point of it is like you let it get destroyed you let the wind blow it away I'm not being crazy here they make they have a big thing in their culture of like they purposely make big sand structures you know like the pyramids no I would just regular old sand

and then let it blow away and letting it blow away that's the whole point of it so you build the biggest nicest thing you can let it's like kind of acceptance that nothing is permanent and you have to let go I think it's called like a mandubal or I'm going to let it up I get that even went out building the sand.

Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Sure. They'd 10,000 years to figure that out. I figured it out in 20 seconds before even stop talking. Yeah, yeah. I think you're talking about that Buddhist thing that they do in like East Timor. Is that a similar thing?

They like make these like mosaics out of sand. Right. And it takes like a year and then some guy comes up with a stick and just like runs it. Yeah. Nice. So I kind of like, yeah, when I go to the beach and start knocking over children's sandgaz, it's like, I'm actually teaching you a Buddhist lesson of acceptance here. Yeah, or when you go on to like stage in the theatre and start trying to rip the people's hair out, be like, nothing's permanent. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's just a mirage, it's just a play. Yeah. It's just a ride, man. Yeah. Stop looking shit up on your phone. I'm looking up now. Blue Beetle. What? No.

There's a reference to a patriot. on episodes, so the shitmunchers won't even get that. Let's go, let's talk about Mandela. Go on. All right, okay, yeah. Hello, everyone. This is Brian and James fuck each other. Do you mean Mandela like the thing you were just talking about? No, no, that was a mandible or something like that. So, Nelson

Mandela. Who's that? I'm going to tell you. He is the guy who invented the Mandela effect. Have you heard of that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I actually have. Yeah. Believe it or not. What? Believe it or not, I have. You have? Because I always thought you hadn't.

Yeah. Yeah, we're too quick for you too Or catch up What do you guys actually know about Nelson Mandela? Everything Yeah Ask me any question He probably does

I don't I know yeah I don't know more I know he was locked up for 27 years Because James just told me No I'm aware we're being recorded I was about to start swinging I was You got very yeah

Well I would love that If the podcast is broke down to fight Except every episode is a big fight Yeah yeah Look I'm not garry okay I'm not going to take it lying down pal I'll swing back don't you worry about that okay so this episode is going to be about

Nelson Mandela okay okay his real name is Mandiba yes right okay Nelson's just like you know they were like what the fuck's your name oh it's called him Nelson okay after it was an English teacher like a British woman was like

teaching him English and was like ah your name sounds weird I'll call you Nelson Mandela Yeah, that's a good British name. Yeah. That's funny, because I had an English teacher's like James. Nah, I don't like it. Mandiba, that's what I call you.

Mandiba, Cadden. Mandiba, that has a ring to it. Yeah, yeah, it works. Mandiba, aka Troublemaker. That's what his name means. Oh. That's funny that maybe the teacher's like, everyone's called you Troublemaker.

We actually a big lake, you know? Yeah. I'll call you Nelson. Oh, right, yeah, yeah. You're full of shit, palp. Yeah. You won't do a thing? Yeah, yeah.

Born. Born in South Africa, obviously. I knew that. His father was a local chief who had four wives. Nice. Yeah. Pretty cool. Yeah, yeah, it is, yeah. What were their names?

Oh, but I wouldn't even know. And I wouldn't care to know. His father died, and he was nine. His father was accused of corruption. Does that mean he had four moms? No, just the one. He only came out with one, Kant. Yeah. I think they're, I think they kind of keep him set.

You know, you keep your, um... Yeah, yeah. You keep your bitches separate. Yeah, you got your main bitch. Then you got your sad, bitch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, um, he's a pretty smart kid. He gets accepted into, like, a school.

So sorry, is, um... I got accepted into school. It doesn't make you smart. Well, he did more than that. You'll get a rest if you don't go to school. Uh, yeah, that's true. Yeah, not in Africa at a time. Africa is like, the smart kid goes to school.

The rest of them, like, you're just like... Yeah, if you try to go to school, they'll arrest you. Yeah. The rest of them just, oh, your job is to stare at that stone for next. Is that a politician or like... No, like a local chief. That's their equivalent of like a local TD. Right, okay.

I'm much like Ireland, local TD, four wives. Nelson Radella's dad was in Finnegale and, yeah. He loved history. He got circumcised when he was 16. Okay. Didn't even warn him. Really? It's like, give me that for a second.

Yeah. Let me look at that for a second. And then, flak. Close your eyes and drop your trousers. He loved, as I said, he loves history. But you get, when you get circumcised. What's that? Would you get circumcised?

Now? Yeah. No way. Really? Unless it was something like, there was some kid I know, like, his foreskin wasn't big enough. Right. Oh, right. So, yeah, I've heard that that's a thing to have to, like, yeah.

Yeah, I have that problem. My dick's so big. My foreskin is too small. I can't even wear boxers. It's so big. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's actually a terrorist threat. Like, it's so big, like, it's going to knock down a building. What about if you just were religious?

They became Jewish. Well, I know, there's some people who, like, they marry some Jewish lady, and she's like, oh, my mom says you have to get circumcised. Yeah. Tell you, mom, stop looking at it, you know? It's really the norm in America, even for, like, non-Jewish people. Like, kind of, like, uncircumcised dicks are weird-looking to them.

It's funny hearing Americans talk about uncircumcised dicks and all, like, ew What fucking disgusting freak I actually hooked up with a girl once and she kind of like I think I was only like the second person

she ever like slept with second or third I don't know but like because I was on circumcised she was like whoa that's weird look and I was like

don't say that come on now I'm trying here trying me best yeah they really don't some girls now they really don't think like

you know I have one girl tell me I like what you think all of yours look the same well they don't I'll tell you that

I was just one girl I knew, and she was like talking about lads And she was like, yeah, you know, it's hard to get I was like, you're not, I wouldn't date you though Because he's not goofy, but I You're nice though, she was saying I was like, yeah She thinks I'm nice.

Wow, I have a shock Yeah, yeah Unless she just said she never date me, but I remember a shock Time to be friends with her for another five years Every John Hughes movie I've been watching Has been training me for this moment So I said he, smart kid, loved history Jewish, he said he was Jewish, probably

a boxer he looked boxing and he even performed to a play about Abraham Lincoln Here's one for you Back in the day Nelson Bellas was a boxer

Right These days He'd be Doing unboxing videos Yeah Yeah On TikTok Or unboxing video is still a thing

Or they're almost like Nostalgia now No idea Don't even really know What they are I heard that The first unboxing video Was actually the family

Of a veteran from Iraq it's like they send their son in the post that's not true which son is it yeah you figure out which it was yeah it's just like a leg and a head yeah yeah you gotta put the pieces together

yeah yeah no terrible terrible war you know yeah it was bad no I didn't support it even then you know no I supported it I didn't support the troops just the war I didn't support back in the day

but I support now looking back In my actual was pretty cool, yeah. They knocked down the statue, that was all working. That was great, yeah, yeah. Found Saddam in a pipe or a drain or something. Oh, yeah, that was cool. That was good, no, yeah, yeah.

Then they, they, they had him. They hung him. I think they hung him. Oh, yeah. You can see the photo, do you want to see it now? Yeah. Yeah. There was that game where you could,

it was like a flash game online. Right. Like, beat him up in a cell and then cut his head off. Wow. It's really weird. That's horrible. there was a lot of those kinds of games there was one that was like Columbine

like a Columbine RPG or whatever and then there was like the Kennedy one I used to play that because the point of the Kennedy one it was to prove that you couldn't make the shot yeah from the yeah it was like you couldn't

reload the gun fast enough and take the shot yeah yeah yeah but the thing is that like the guy just designed the games so you couldn't it's not that's not proof. Yeah, it's not proof at all.

Yeah. Imagine if I read a story and it was like the guy couldn't shoot Kennedy fast enough. There's all the

proof you need now. Look, you just read it. What am I? You read it yourself. Like, you know, don't play me

for telling you how the sausages get made up. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, but there's a lot of those kinds of games.

Did they behead Gaddafi? Didn't they just eat them or so? They were like, they showed the knife up is that. They were pulling them

apart. They were raping. And probably a few people raping him and someone was doing the Harlem

shake as well it was going crazy there's one way you could circumcise Nelson Mandela do you ever that oh that was a good one I just signed that

actually was that's a proof that you couldn't do it yeah yeah the proof you couldn't it's like no it wouldn't

you can't reload the knife the knife's too blonde he's too old so next up all right so he starts getting his head

full of equality oh right yeah he's learning about things like you know anti-racism movement and stuff like that because back then

you had to have your paper if you're black in South Africa you have to have your papers with you all times right yeah well these days if you are

vaccinated you do have to have your papers some parallels been drawn here people yeah are you allowed to the only way they're like

never compared that to Nazi Germany yeah can you compare it to aparthe can compare to South Africa is that okay yeah can you give me

that at least look Holocaust or apartheid. I'm taking one, so you decide. Can I compare it to fucking Monaghan? Can you compare it to anything? Yeah, it's like the Monaghan Dublin bobbing. That's what your vaccination papers

are like, yeah, yeah. So he's getting so into politics, he actually drops out, but basically drops out, he's not doing his work. Right, so I finish school. So this is... So so far you are winning. I'm ahead. Yeah, you're... And are you circumcised? And I'm uncircised.

So I'm also ahead. You're too. two for two here let's see how far this goes all right were you a lawyer I could be I could be a fucking lawyer

yeah I think so yeah yeah yeah it's no too proven guilty there you go Michael Jackson yep filibuster

do that do that tomorrow yeah yeah yeah um quid pro quo oh yeah uh habeas corpus

don't have you started okay I'll tell you I mean, I like the habeas. The corpus I could leave, though, you know. He gets married. He's fucking a lot of women. Really?

Yeah, slinging that circumcised dick everywhere. It's like, here. It's like when you get the car out of the shop, you know, you want to drive it around. Like, if you ask any woman in South Africa, if he's circumcised, you're like, yes, I've seen it. Yeah. Yeah, I did it. Straight from the horse's cock. How many women did he have sex with?

Oh, it's literally like an affinity symbol. If it's more than three, he has me beat. I'm pretty sure he's putting up Gene Simmons figures So that's one for him I don't have that one That's good of you to admit You know like

Give him one He's been fair in ballots here So I respect that You know what He did get more posse But I also wasn't dumb enough To get arrested So you know

They ain't got me yet Swings in roundabouts Yeah He's getting married He's participating in like strikes And protests And stuff like that Right

So there's one protests where they like all burnt their like identity papers. Oh okay. And then a bunch of them got shot. And then they tried to get on a bus. It's like, oh, that was bad. That was a bad idea. Yeah, they tried to eat inside. To go back, to the metaphor. Yeah, yeah.

They try to eat burrito and boojum inside. Can you still not do that yet? No, unless you have the I have no idea. Yeah, I have no idea. I haven't even tried it anymore. I've sort of given up on the idea of like being inside. Now, I have no.

that's a fantasy that's not for the likes of me I've accepted I'm never going to the pub again I'm never going to finger a young one in a nightclub or out of a nightclub it's done get a coffin ready

lie down in it it's funny like if we were in the Holocaust we would be the guys who are just like we're never getting down of this yeah you're right we just take it like we take it lying down

we're living in the ghetto that's fine I'll just stay here little pussy's been like oh you're never getting out wants us to go in there. Oh, yeah, sure. You look great, by the way, sir. Yeah. Yeah. Hugo Boss, really. It looks fantastic. You're really pulling it off. So, like, as I said before, uh, they burnt the thing and then they, loads of, like, 60 people got shot.

Right. Right. Because of that, Mandela went to little Jerry Adams. Right. Okay. What does that mean now? Well, he wasn't literally like, you know, time, time for some extra. Show me. But they was like, where's his single mother at, you know? he was kind of like maybe violence needs to be done and there's people who went in

his organization that he was a part of were like we're going to do this and he wasn't like don't he's kind of like hey maybe it'll work

so he kind of knew enough not to like get his hands dirty with that type of thing at least publicly much like Jerry Adams so maybe like Jerry Adams didn't need

any convincing yeah I think he was ready he was ready to lock and load let me Adam he's like scrappy dude I wonder if Pierce Brosnan's going to play

Nelson Mandela in a movie with Jackie Chan That'd be good I'd like to I'd see that now The real foreigner Jackie's Mandela Yeah So because of the violence

That's happening now The place goes martial law Okay Checkpoints everywhere Yeah Sounds familiar It sure does And Mandela has to drive around

With a big fake beard and glasses. Right. Good thing he was in that play about Abraham Lincoln and let him keep the props.

And the top hat and everything. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so he used to drive around the big funny this guy. I think he literally had like a fake nose as well.

Like, you know. The Groucho Marx glasses. Yeah, yeah. So he had to, but someone tipped off the African government about where he was going to be. Right.

And no one knew. They're like, yeah. It's got to be in Africa. One of those countries like here. Yeah.

Someone calling up like, he's probably in one those countries full of black people. Yeah, well maybe he's in one of the white ones Just to throw you off his hand Yeah So there was a rat Someone ratted it out

For years didn't know who ratted him out Until like 10 years ago It was the CIA They found out it was a CIA Oh The CIA Oh so the CIA Oh so the CIA

Told the South African government Yeah Where Mandela was But how do they know Yeah Oh they got little birds everywhere They do yeah That's not ratting them out

That's their job Like their job is to kill good people isn't it? Well, Mandel was connected to like communism

and yeah well I mean it's sort of like an insurgents of like you know rebels and

blah blah blah what I was like SEAL Team 6 didn't rat out fuck it's not different Seal Team 6 weren't like

he's over there yeah and then let the authorities deal with situation you know yeah they were like

bursting in but these guys are more just like hey I hear he's in Africa yeah yeah I hear he's

in the men's bathroom you know go get him like right yeah so it's definitely him he's not so he's circumcised would you write out Nelson Mandela given the opportunity what's in it for me yeah what's in it for me absolutely nothing absolutely

nothing just the assurance of a job well done yeah I think I probably would yeah just a feeling of killing a man just for his satisfaction I was his understudy in the Abraham Lincoln play I know where he is so he's caught he's arrested

goes to trial doesn't take it seriously at all oh really yeah he's just like kind of Lindsay Lohan the amount of DUI she was up she didn't take it seriously at all yeah he didn't like bother even forming like a defense or like

really anything wow yeah he um did he did he do that as a provocation or just as a as a sign because he knew the world's media are watching yeah yeah so he just got up and gave a big long, he gave like a three hour speech. Jesus.

Terrence McSweeney did that. Who? You know the Lord Mayor of Cork who died through Hungerstrike in like 1912? I'll be honest, I kind of don't. I'd be more honest, I definitely don't. He was like you know, during the rise and

whatever the hell, whenever the hell, he was running guns and stuff and he was a Lord Mayor of Cork. Okay. And they arrested him and they like sentenced him to trial. And then he goes, like I don't recognize English court system so so technically I'm not even under arrest

I'm just staying in this cell of my own volition does that work out for him did it do you recognize English bullets dickhead you're getting murked fam yeah yeah oh yeah so he's sent to prison

a big surprise oh really no way so he's there and everyone's mean to him he's got to break rocks and shit they don't give him like shades so like the sun basically destroys his eyes

he's working out in the sun like every day so like when he gets out he's like almost half blind shit okay I didn't know that he's a class D prisoner meaning he's allowed

one visit and one letter every six months hmm you gotta give them something I suppose what would you write to him you already once every six months would you say anything

oh me personally i'm not like i'm not i'm not friends of them i'm getting really into doctor who yeah do you prefer david tenant or christopher echoston right back in six months and tell me this is important god damn it i think i'd rather know letters than one every six months

yeah well you know you you'd probably be like uh oh i'm tired but he was like i'm going to study for uh he was doing study he did a college course right yeah why did he study oh something about human rights something like yeah like maybe the English legal system or something

like you just keep himself busy you know yeah just like Tafel I imagine he was getting a lot of letters though like obviously they weren't giving them to him but he was probably getting a lot of support from people oh definitely it Madonna others Steve Van Zant

came to his rescue that's it like imagine you're waiting for a letter for your wife he haven't seen the six months you get like Madonna's letter I really want to use my kid Yeah Well during this time Did he get over that infection

Or hey Nelson New albums not doing as well as I would have hoped Critically Commercially still quite successful How are you Remember earlier I'd cover to Madonna Really? Didn't they?

No I can't remember this yet I'd well believe it I was like maybe I give you a tour of Ireland Oh signed the T-shock And she was like I hope this is from Bertie Yeah

And then she was disappointed Oh it's him This fella I gotta hang out with him Wasn't that more just like He did it Because he knew he'd go viral I felt like he knew

Well I saw a picture At the concert And he looked Like flat And delighted Yeah Yeah Well

Imagine how funny it'd be If he just Like couldn't control himself And just like Humping her leg Yeah Well I think Madonna's pretty, she's got a big gay following, right?

Like, they're kind of, yeah. Yeah, that's people, the gays will follow anyone, won't it? Oh, well, I suppose so, yeah. Is that true? Is that even a thing? What heavens do you have to back up that statement, Mr. O'Toole? I just mean, like, most people have, like, fallen off. Madonna and you're still, like, queen.

Yeah, yeah, true. The older gays. Yeah, yeah, from the old school. That's just all people. All people are fun already. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. If they just followed it over, they were young.

Yeah, I think that's becoming a bigger problem. Like, if you really love something when you're young, people just seem to have a total inability to let it go. Yeah. So when it gets rebooted, people are all for it. Like, people in their 30s watching the I Carly reboot on ironically. It's like, what are we doing here? That show is pretty good, actually.

Yeah, I'm not joking. Either you watched it. What? I watched. Yeah, she says. shit and stuff. Okay. This isn't your

mommy's Oh yeah that would be good if they went if they went full HBO was like yeah I just got fucking jizzed on

by this guy and I think he might have had crabs Yeah it goes full girls Like some guy eating out Icarty's ass

I don't even feel anything Pass me to fucking pills Dan Schneider shows up Oh it's clobbering time Did you think

you'd escape Anyway Well yeah It seemed entertaining for what it was What I just mean, you know So you're the bad example there Okay, well what's another example then

The fucking, I don't know Do you keep making Toy Story movies Or whatever, you know what I'm That's a better example Yeah, yeah I didn't like Toy Story 4 Or bringing back TV shows from 20, 30 years ago Yeah, they brought back Tracy Beaker, didn't they?

Yeah, so there's shit like that, like you know She was old, the whole thing is she now She's minding other kids I never watch the original so I don't know She was in an adoption Or she was like adopted? A bunch of trash children yeah in a foster home yeah yeah yeah back uh my parents are aliens yeah my parents are illegal aliens yeah

yeah yeah yeah yeah that'd be good yeah it's not as a funny do i just where they got oh ice yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah all right what's what do you got next there so he's in jail yeah yeah he's in jail yeahda yada yada he's feeling sad oh by this stage he had his second wife okay winnie winnie mandela winnie yeah winnie mandoer Why is she called Winnie? Because her name's Winnie. I suppose you gotta be called off then. That's her Bert. I don't know.

Her name's Winnie, okay? I'm not calling her Winnie. What do you want to call her? She's dead, so what, like, you know? Nelson as well. Mrs. Nelson. Oh, it's got her Nelson. Okay, fair enough.

I call her Nelson. I'll call her Mandela, Mandala. Right, okay. Well, I'm not going to do that. That's not going to get confusing. Yeah. Can I just say, No, can we just stop dancing around the issue?

Her name's Winnie, okay? Yeah, yeah. Did he marry her in prison? No, no, no. One of those prison pen pal type thing? And did he know her name was Winnie when he married her? That would have affected things. Yeah.

No, he had a first wife, and he was cheating on the first wife with Winnie. Okay. Then he married, then he went to prison. Right, right, right. Oh, wait, so he wasn't married to the two other at the same time? No, no, no. He was a bit more... His dad would be shaking his head.

Yeah. No, he was a bit more westernised. He kind of preferred the one wife at a time thing. Yeah. You know, so she was also big in the violence. So while Mandela was, Nelson was in prison, she started the Winnie Mandela. Wait, who? Nelson, Nelson, been the wife. Nelson, the wife.

So she was in prison and then Winnie. Yeah, yeah. Mediba. So she started the Winnie Mandela. football club. Okay. But didn't play football, just battered people.

Oh, kind of like football factory or green street. Yeah, it was green street. Who you're picking up down sharp African boys. Danny Dyer was one of them. Oh, winning me fucky. You're doing me nothing, love.

Holy fucking get me black out of fucking big ass. Give it a rest. So they'd go around and batter anyone they taught was anti-black, was against them, was trying to rat them out. So they were big into something

called neck lacing. Is that what it's called? was anything with the tire. Yeah, yeah. They put a tire around your neck and set it on fire. Holy shit.

Yeah. And she was, it wasn't like she was like, hey, if it happens, it happens, she was like,

give me that torch. Woo! Oh my God. But that's what you should do. Do you know what I mean? Really? Yes. If you're in fucking

South Africa and they just kill on black people for no reason. Well, this was black people they were killing. What?

This was black people they taught were rats. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, Jesus. But one of them was like a 14-year-old girl. I can ever do that

Well I'm dad I got you inside now They also There was one girl They barred her head in first Put glass in her pussy And then set her on fire Jesus Christ

It's a bit worse In a football factory isn't it That is a bit much now Yeah What is this the directors cut So the necklace and thing Just to go back to that So they just put a tire

Around your neck Light it on fire And it just Like all the rubber Just melts into your skin Yeah Yeah Yeah

And like that's not a quick death. No, it's not. And I actually got caught in film. One of the cases got... I think they filmed it. I think they wanted people know what was going on here.

That's probably why Steve Van Zant was like, I like these guys. He's still from the Sopranos? I was in the Spanos. He was in the East Street band of Bruce Springsteen. Oh, that guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But he started a big, like, free Nelson Mandela thing in the 80s. Well, he didn't start it, but he definitely was a big factor. Oh, okay. In the 80s then, all these celebrities, these musicians and that were like, we're going to get Mandela out. Yeah. So they did the Nelson Mandela concert.

Okay. All right. In England, it was a huge thing. It was on the BBC and they weren't supposed to be political. Right. It's weird. They're like, we'll air this Nelson Mandela thing, but don't talk about apartheid that much. Yeah.

See, it's a lot murkier than like when they did live aid and, you know, starving children. You can talk about that as much as you want, but if you get into criticise. and like African governments it's like oh we've got to be careful yeah they were very apparently so they aired on BBC and then Fox in America aired it as well but they took out even vague mentions of apartheid

really yeah they cut it even more it's like a bunch of musicians got together in England and played a concert for some reason looks like fun for someone called be yeah so nearly everyone had to just be kind of like just do their songs and that's it yeah a few people were like

apartheid's bloody rubbish in it Steve Van Sant actually was like actually got up and said something about apartheid like it's bad you single boys we don't understand this apartheid yeah and it was really successful

they also it's weird so they got loads of people who were big at the time so like Sting Whitney Houston like Bono was in of course he'd be sticking his bacon but then as well they got Lenny Henry who's a the black comedian

no well you don't know Lenny Henry brov he's like British he was like big in the 80s he kind of like his he married he he jizzed and don't even know who don't French she's another English comedian see but here's the thing

I can't believe someone your age shouldn't know who any of these people are like that's the thing it's weird that you know but uh you're writing Nelson Mandela and you're like tell me about Lenny Henry well Lenny Henry are you Lenny Henry did you jiz and Don French Mr. Mandela

but yeah Lenny Henry was like this very popular British committee he got famous like in the 70s when he was 16 and he's just

I don't know the BBC kind of trot him out every five years it's like it's a new Lenny Henry project

it's didn't it's not successful alright back in your cave back to the goon cave or whatever yeah

yeah so they got Lenny Henry Harry Enfield they got him as well he's good yeah and then they got

Fry and Laurie did he do a suburb of skate where he's like... I think he just did loads of money. What if... What? Loads of freedom. He was like, what if...

You're locking him up for 27 years. That is so unfair. He just did Kevin and Perry. Yeah, that'd be fun. That'd be good, no. They did do... They got Stevie Wonder, all right?

But they didn't have the right equipment, so he ran out crying. Really? Yeah. So they had to get the watering Heights bitch Oh, Kate Bush Yeah, she had to do two performances Because Stevie Wonder was crying

So that's why she got so famous Oh, wow Before that she was just kind of like Oh, I think I heard that song on the radio And then after that she was like massive Massive I didn't know if blind people could cry I didn't know they were allowed

Oh you know When you slap him around a bit But why was it? You're Mr. Magoo Why was he crying? Because they wouldn't have a piano or something No, there was like He had like a CD or something

Of a backing track they calmed him down and got him on later on he turned up he'd actually cried he'd not make it up he cried but you turn up to the Nelson Mandela thing

and he was like here's my backing track a CD yeah well they lost some I think it was a CD yeah I'd probably play piano

for Nelson Mandela do you know what I mean yeah well you're a lot more virtuous than Stevie Wonder he's a real pre Madonna I like how he figured out you're better than Stevie Wonder

Nelson Mandela Winnie Mandela I'm noticing a pattern here James to be honest No do you ever see that footage though Just to side note There's that conspiracy Stevie Wonder is not actually blind Oh yeah yeah yeah I respect that There's a video where like he's on stage

And a mic stad falls over It's like kind of off to the side And he like grabs it And people are like, see Yeah Which if he isn't actually blind Fucking fair play to him on that's amazing to really, like, pull off that bit.

I mean, that's Andy Kaufman's shit. That'd be so funny who got caught driving one day. He's like, oh, where's my dog? Yeah. Is this, this isn't the Nelson Mandela benefit concert? Yeah, okay. But they can't, apparently he was crying, but these are, you know, these musicians,

they're temperamental. Sure. Yeah. It was a big success. Didn't actually get him out, but a lot of more people were like, oh, Nelson Mandela is a good chap. Let's get him out.

But, like, Tatscher and all of them were like, he's a bloody terrorist. Really? So the power of music didn't change. No, no. She didn't get up on the table and be like, I'm feeling it. Yeah. This is rock and roll. Yeah.

I too like the boogie. Yeah. So, but he did get out after a while. Eventually, there was like so much pressure on them. Yeah. They were like, ah, just let him. So what, yeah, what year did he actually get out? 95 or 6, something like that, yeah.

And when they go in? 27 years before that. Wow. I don't know. I'm not good at maths. Neither am I. So he gets out. Failed ordinary level maths in the leaving, sir. Go away.

I have to carry that around with me forever. So you're not better than Nelson. No, no, I never claimed to be. I'm uncircised, can't do maths. I don't even have one wife. So I'm just, I'm losing here, big time. He then became president. He was so popular then.

He became president or Taoiseach, whatever you call it, of South Africa. Cool. Yeah, yeah. during his time HIV went up crime went up more immigration and most of the smart people left

immigration isn't really a criticism there no it was bad immigration because they had no like places for them yeah that's what it said in Wikipedia on the plus side the sale of rubber tires went up

400% but he did set up the peace and reconciliation committee you've heard of that haven't you no that's where he was like you can come to this tell us

what you did wrong and you're grand just say sorry yeah yeah so you have people being looked like I set him on fire

but I'm sorry yeah I did you're free to go no didn't have like some victims there

okay and did they have like the family's victims and he has to apologize to that yeah so it's kind of like a I don't know

it's like a real hippie thing but it seemed to work okay but like if you did that you could get out of jail then yeah

get out like walk away like sorry that's amazing so you could like kill someone's like oh I'm really sorry about that genuinely sorry well he means it so I could just go into a bank and shoot up everybody take all the money and I just be like sorry well no you have to oh I'm sorry just leave it on a post it down sorry well you have to prove that you're doing it because you thought it was for like political reasons oh right you couldn't just be like ah raped some woman there

to free mandela yeah he's out of jail well it worked then you should be thanking me I did more than Steve Van Zahn. So, yeah, he had a, he seemed to be an all right leader. If he did, you know, he wasn't very tough on people like Gaddafi or Idi Amin. He was more like, ah, look, you're doing their thing there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But apparently in private, he was like, stop that, would you? Right.

But he wouldn't criticise him publicly. Publicly, yeah. But no one really criticised Gaddafi until, like, the last two years. Yeah, yeah, I know. They're all sucking up. his son died of AIDS Apparently he was like AIDS isn't a problem

But then his son died of AIDS And he was like Ah kind of Yeah So he set up the Nelson Mandela AIDS Foundation The Fox got in the house then did it And then

You'll remember Like he died And they They interrupted Mrs Brown's boys See that he died What year was that 08 or

No I think it was later Oh later Like 2012 2012 2021 Oh he's not dead you're still living

yeah yeah wait what year was it I have no idea I'm gonna look it up now yeah you look it up I'll look it up and you talk yeah how about that so that's a basic overview

of his life and then there's two films about him there's one with Morgan Freeman called him Victus 2013 he died 13 yeah yeah

same year as my father very similar men too my dad dressed up as Nelson Man every Halloween, loved them. But all this thing, you never hear about Mandela's wife? Oh, I do.

Yeah? Yeah. Does they make a movie about her? Who? The BBC. Winnie? Yes, it's called Mrs. Mandela. Really? Yeah, yeah. She ran. I think Naomi Hammers plays her.

She ran all the operations while he was in prison. Yeah, yeah. Apparently, Nelson was like, please stop that, love. You fucking setting people on fire. She was like, now. and he was like oh come on and then they were like

they were basically like we're getting divorced as soon as I get out of prison okay right right so they got out of prison they divorced like immediately yeah

and she left the party for a while yeah it was called like the ANC the African National Committee right or something like that but then they invite her back

and they felt sorry for her and she stole a lot of money from the organization yeah but the stuff that she was doing was that useful apart from the not really

because she wasn't even like it's like she's doing it to like other black people you know yeah for were they ratting her out well a lot of it though

is just like uh they're a bit annoying they're probably rats like there was no actual proof any of them were rats

you know plus a lot of it's probably the CIA yeah what you mean like CIA were doing the rat and they were like oh yeah

they didn't know the years later so it's like oh it's probably her right because you know she's prettier than me

yeah Yeah, yeah, it was out there. She didn't put her bins in on time, get the tires. Yeah, George Bush Sr. was like, why she was such a skank. So you watch both the films then? Yeah, yeah. Invictus is legit good. Is that Morgan Freeman?

Yeah, yeah. I'd recommend it to anyone, even the blacks. It's good. It's about Matt Damon plays the head of the South African rugby team, the Springboks. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and it's kind of like a kind of feel-good movie. We were Nelson, it's funny So Nelson Mandela's like, oh, the people

are still, their people are still separated. How do I get them to black and white together? He sees that, he, no matter what, everyone loves sport. Okay. So he's like, if the spring box could win the Rugby World Cup, that would bring the whole country together. Yeah.

So he calls up, Matt Damon's like the captain of the team. Yeah. He calls up the team, it's like, I want to have tea with you in my house. So, uh, so Matt Damon put down the phone and his dad's a big racist in the film. His dad's constantly going... A South African racist. Only

in Hollywood. His dad's going, bloody terrorist bloody terrorist all the time. Yeah, yeah. But, uh, so his son puts down the phone and he's like, I'm going to the tea with president. Yeah. And why does he sound like Mandela as well? They've all

South African. Okay. Okay. You're doing a Yoda voice, though? That's the mean... So Mandela then, Mandela's like, I need you to win Rugby World Cup. And he's like, I will, Mr. President. The guy really makes Nelson Vanellis very unintelligent. If he's like, wringing up the couch, he's like, I got this. And he rags up the couch.

He's like, just make sure the wind is here. Yeah, look, well, you know, this whole apartheid thing's getting out of hand. Win the rugby for us, will you? Okay, thanks. Yeah, yeah. Well, he does. He goes to every team game and he wears the clothes. He even gets like a plane to fly over the stadium that says, go spring box.

So, you know, he's helping his way. and he's good in it Morgan Freeman Great Mandela Yeah A plus effort Does he do the voice He didn't do

He didn't do the full Like No He didn't do that But he did do a little Tint of it A little twang Yeah

A little twang But he didn't go full He didn't go like me You know He didn't do it So is perfectly spot on Yeah Yeah

He knew he couldn't do it All right So he didn't try He was too afraid To try But I like What I like that Is it

It's just Mandela after he gets out of prison, it's not a biopic or anything. Right, okay, yeah. And it's a lot of Mandela talking with people and them talking about him. And it gives a better picture of the man. Right, okay.

Now, the Idris Elba film is way more just like, ah, just fucking, here's the scenes from Wikipedia. Let's just ask them out. Yeah, circumcision. Boom. Don't mention that.

Recovery from circumcision. The whole film's about circumcision. End credits. Yeah. So, and it's this whole life. So they have to, like, put loads of makeup on Idriselba. Like, age him and stuff. Yeah, they age him up.

It looks like white chicks. It looks weird. Yeah. He, and also, the whole time, he's Idriselba, okay? Yeah. And he's supposed to be, like, a frail old man, but he's, like, bigger than everyone. He's, like, really tall and strong. And, yeah.

Yeah. And he's still got big muscles. It's, like, it's getting, it's getting harder to walk. Yeah. Yeah. So it wasn't good, then. It was kind of embarrassing. Right, okay.

And Indriceelba is trying his best. but it's kind of like if you got Idis Elba to play Richard Pryor there's only so much he can do you know? Sure. I could actually see that maybe. Maybe. That would be better than the... Nah. Who'd be a better... If you got him to play

the kid from different strokes... Gary Coleman? Yeah, yeah. There's only so much Idris Elba can do. Yeah. Well, I don't really think there's anything he could do in that role. I think he'd be quite miscast in that one. Yeah. You'd fire the agent. I mean, I could see why maybe they thought.

thought he could pull off Mandela, but the Gary Coleman one's like, no, that was a fumble. That's just silly, isn't it? They show him slapping his wife around a little bit in the Idriselba film. That was fun. Okay. Because she's like, you're cheating on me. And he's like, no, I'm not. Cheating on me, you are.

And he like holds her down. It's like, shut up, woman. But his wife sees him. No, sorry, his son walks and he's like, you get out of here. And his son dies of AIDS then. It's jealous. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's the equivalent of like dyeing your hair green in South Africa.

I'll get AIDS, Dad. See how you like that. Yeah, but it's not a good movie. Okay. But Invictus recommend everyone, even if you don't like rugby, which I've actually gotten into rugby because of Invictus. You are the first person that has ever said that, I can only imagine. Yeah, now I'm rooting for the Springboks. I don't want the English and Irish lines to win.

Okay. I want the blacks to win because I'm like Idris Elba. Good, good. Rugby's all right. Yeah, rugby's fine. I played a bit of rugby when I was younger. It's very posh. You can only pass backwards.

Yeah. Or sideways. Yeah. But never forward. Yeah. It's very pot. I listened to a rugby podcast recently. Yeah.

And it was like kind of fun banter. But then like 20 minutes in this went off and trade unions for like a half hour. Yeah. It was so weird. It just like. It went off with bus drivers. Yeah. No, it was literally just like banter, banter, banter.

Oh, sure. Sure, maybe I should get back on the game. Oh, fucking the pain you not to play. Like, it was that. And it's like, here's the thing about trade unions. And I've said this before, okay? Their job is to help people who don't want to work. That's basically what they do, okay?

If you work, you don't need a union. And I've said this before. Is this you or the podcast people? That's what they were saying. Right, right. And I was like, what I heard. It's like when you hear punk for the first time. You're like, yeah, trade unions.

Also, there's a few times that they've mentioned, like, It's a bit like, you know, I've stated before in my opinions about trans people in rugby. I'll leave it there. And you're just like, I wonder whether it could be. Yeah. Best not to ask. Why don't I go back a few episodes and see?

Yeah, yeah. I can kind of guess. It's good banter, though. But it is kind of like you're in a different world. It's a very kind of different, posh world. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The soft, the football, I'm so, like, I'm used to the footy, you know.

So this rugby world, it's very strange and different. The difference is that in football people get, like, they break a leg or spraying an ankle or something. But, like, people always get their neck broken in the scrum. That's, like, the main injury. It's just, like, some 16-year-old snaps his neck. I imagine there's a lot of CTE for rugby players, like, you know, concussions and stuff. It hasn't really been diagnosed. It's so funny, like, only, like, in the last few years, they've been, like, oh, yeah, a lot of the people who played football, like, nearly,

everyone in the World Cup in 66 they've all died of like broken brains yeah yeah yeah the last few years like oh it's a bit weird he kept he kept setting his house on fire like because he thought he was opening the door but instead he was putting his hand in the oven a lot of depression suicide

wife beating yeah and now don't know me like oh maybe just a connection there so rugby they haven't really got too deep into it yeah I think it was in my school there was a kid who ended up doing the club because pussy because he like got a concussion and you know the way you're supposed to sit out for a few weeks

right yeah and they just didn't okay and then uh games gone soft he like he got serious brain damage and then it was like uh picture of him going into court and um he's like ties undone and stuff really yeah and then everyone's like he's faking he's just trying to make this four look bad they were like furious at his 17 year old were permanent brain damage for like Jesus Christ

is it the club's responsibility to like yeah if they didn't sit him out yeah no no I thought you said he decided

to go back no they sent him you're supposed to sit them even if even if he decided that he wanted to go in he's the child

the adults should have stepped in said no you're not going in because it could risk that's what a manager is meant to do like protect the players

to an extent well like okay what's um in rugby so sometimes you see them wearing that kind of like little like i don't know velvet helmet or whatever they with that doesn't look like it offers much protection at all it's for your ears ears is it yeah stop getting cauliflower here oh i see so it's it's really more just like it's a cosmetic thing yeah okay right right right yeah because it really doesn't look like it could protect any

it's weird though a lot of rugby players they're not like brain damage like when you when you chat to them they can put words together and stuff

like yeah they're not like because I think just from what I've seen rugby players kind of come off more eloquence and a lot of like

football players yeah well because it's usually a posher sport yeah yeah like there's a there's a rugby player for Monaghan called

Tommy Boe like he played for Ireland he was very successful now he's into like presenting like TV presenting know what shit and he's very eloquent but he did retire young like he retired maybe what like

34 35 something like that so i guess he probably was like i'm gonna get out now before i you know risk anymore there's a player who would have played with bow called sean o'brien right he's from tullo and i took a piss in his field no nice yeah yeah i've seen his dad walking around like uh so his dad was let us dump shit in their field one time what his dad was letting us dump like we had like some shit. Just soil and stuff. We aren't dumping like nuclear waste or anything.

We were digging a hole on our site and the dad's like, sure, leave the clay over with us. So I was dumping the clay over. So I saw the dad walking around and they had a little dog and I was like, geez, if I killed that dog there, I'd probably get famous.

Yeah. Didn't I be a rugby player as well? I hung out with his brother a couple of times, Tommy Bow's brother. Nice guy. What's his name? David. David Bowie.

We played rugby as well, but he obviously never reached the heights. I don't know what he's doing now. Do you know that Chris O'Dowd's older brother is an actor? Really? He like became an actor after Chris of Dyer became famous. Oh. That's so funny.

It's weird, isn't it? What's he doing now? Has he ever done anything noteworthy or? No. I've heard Christopher Dowd is a real prick. Really? I've heard that, yeah. Like, um... Can you tell me more? Okay, well, like, the one story that I've heard personally is like,

so I'm made of my sister's, her husband, was working on the sets. of moon boy and like um he's like he was like just he's like a gaffer or something like building sets and shit so he's like walking around the corner holding a piece of plywood and crystal died kind of comes past and they kind of have to stop and like you know move out of each other's way and your man goes oh you're and he goes yeah i know and just walked on yeah i'm the fucking moon man yeah yeah like but it wasn't even like a fuck you you're worth the start it was just that little moment of the guy went

oh you're and before he could say and Chris the door goes yeah and just walked on like really you know I always kind of air on the side of the celebrity yeah I know you do when I hear stuff like that you're little fucking cook no because I just I think like we can't understand the amount of people being like oh what

get a little selfie with me yeah yeah yeah yeah IT crowd turn it off and on again the amount of shit you have to deal with yeah no I get that yeah but I knew At least have a base level of Oh yeah, hi He's looking at head button

What? You should carry knife around It's not like the guy who's like Oh let me come around to my house for biscuits You know at least just You should if you're in the public eye all the time If your whole life is meeting greets And hey how are you

You should at least be able to fake a Oh hey how's going When I get famous Fuck I'm going to be despicable Like Tommy Beau for example He'd be I worked at a petrol station in Monaghan and he would come in sometimes

because he lived close or whatever and people would come up to and talk to him and he was just like very nice and friendly like he was obviously like a kind of fake like oh yeah yeah oh the weather you know it was all bullshit or whatever but at least he you know had the courtesy to do that

I'd probably just walk around with a broken bottle you want some because I always remember like there was these skanky girls I knew in Dundalka right I remember them I mentioned as comedian they went off on Tommy Tiernan they were like he's a fucking prick

really fucking cunt and their whole thing is their whole thing is they met him after a gig all right and they were trying to like talk to him but he's like in the grips of depression it's like you're a fucking prick Tommy their whole thing is like they were talking to him and they were trying to tell him a story

and they were like after a gig and they were like he didn't even want to hear the story he wanted to he wanted to you know be with his wife and kids stuck-up celebrity cunt. I tried to defend Tommy

that made him angrier. You should tell Tommy that if you ever meet him. Don't worry Tommy, I got your back those Dundalk Hors Had it come in scanks. They were big skanks. They used to always brag about how they

get fucked up during work and stuff and then like two weeks later they lost their jobs and tickets hilarious. It's like, come on. You're just jealous because they're living close the edge. I was on pills and my eyes are going, man, I kept dropping everything. Where was she? Where did they work?

I'm not going to tell you where they work. A hotel. I thought it was like maternity ward. It's like, I was on pills and kept dropping everything. It went splat. Did you ever drop a butternut squash on the floor? Goes everywhere. But yeah. But okay, I just heard Krista Doud's a prick.

That's all. I need further information. Unless it happens to me, I'm on his side. Right, okay. But I guarantee you, if I ever make Chris O'Dowd and I was like, can I tell you about my fan fiction ideas? I wrote my own episode of IT crowd. And if he, like, in any way, it was like, didn't immediately suck my cock.

Like, he's an asshole. Yeah. What would your IT cry? I'm not some fucking skank, you know? I dare. You take pills, don't you? Yeah. What would your IT cry an episode be by?

You go into the red door with Noel Fielding. It's a bottle episode. Yeah. Think about it. uh well obviously you'd have um well in the modern day you'd have to mention like tic talk and all the new things all right yes of course you would yeah uh so it would be like oh they have to do the ice pocket challenge that'd be my episode nice and relevant yeah the neck nomination like you know yeah you know what i'd like them to bring back happy slapping remember that that was good now go around with because now the videos like back of the day they were so pixelated and shit now you get proper like 360 vr of you you slapping the fuck out of someone on a bus stop, you know? Well, now, it's kind of harder now

because the culture we live in. If you, like, slap someone and then, like, Boen Yang's and S&L complain about it. Yeah, he'd be the first one. So there's been some happy slapping in Carlo. Do more.

This is all Shane Gillis' fault. Yeah. So that was, that's Mandela. Yeah, there's not much more I can say about Mandela. I'd recommend Invictus a lot. I was surprised by how much it got me pumped up The Mandela Effect

Did you look into that? No, Mandela Effect is gay You know what's You realize how gay it is When you realize just how Like present he was In like South African politics

And then there's like some Oh yeah, all the retards I don't know about South African Politics No, but like he was on the world stage Okay Until his death No yeah

He said he said he was bad of retiring Oh He tried to retire He can't help out I gotta keep doing shit Yeah So like he dies And people are like

like, oh, I thought he died in the 90s. What, I guess? Parallel realities. Oh, wait, that's what it was. I thought it was just disagreeing out how to spell his name. Wait, what? Is that with the Modela factor? Yeah, some people thought he died in the 90s,

but then when he actually died, people were like, no, he didn't die in the 90s. He's been alive the whole time. And that's where the term came from. So it's like, yeah, so it's basically like a universal misremembering. Is it though? It was just one retard. I think it is just one retard

I guess you're right retard But then the people that go Really out there with it is like It's evidence Of parallel universes Existing and all that shit That's it's like I thought I took a shit

But the poor toilet's for the piss Yeah exactly And Mandela's in the toilet Yeah Please lit me out Yeah But yeah That's what I say

It's like a little glitch in the matrix almost or like a inconsistency in our reality and hey that's the noticeable one what else are we missing man yeah like um see I don't like to

go looking into any of that stuff because I don't I don't want to tempt fate with like a psychotic break or like slipping into deep paranoid psychosis I think I'm you know

not that I'm close to it already but I can't I kind of think best stay away from any chance, you know? Why tempt fate? Oh, allow me to change the discussion a little bit, all right? Go for it. Uh, Catherine Sopone. We'll wrap up soon, but I want to get your opinion

on that. I'll be happy to talk forever. Oh, great, yeah. I've got nothing to do. Uh, I want to get your opinion on the whole... Have you been following the Catherine Sopone? Not following it, but I am aware of it. Yeah, yeah. I can't believe they kind of glossed over the fact that like the EU were just like, oh, you want to be, you know, uh, basically minister for free speech.

You want to be in charge of free Beach in Ireland, you know. And she's like, yeah, sure. Wait, what? I thought this was to do with some, like, party that was held. No, that's, that's a part of it. Okay. I'll explain it to you.

Please. So the whole... What's going on? Is this Mandela doing it again? Is this Mandela effect? Or do you want to explain it? You go ahead. You correct me if I'm wrong, okay?

I have no doubt that he will. And, you know, don't just correct me. Proper, like, put the newspaper on my nose, you know? Yeah. You're the first guest to ever bring a newspaper. He brought a copy of the Indo. You're really big dick in us in terms of it. You know, Brian just brings copies of the Bino.

Even that's too much for me. I'm like, oh, get your literature out of here. And when I'm reading, I'm properly mouting the words. Yeah. Nashir. Nashir. That's dog. I'm a dandy man.

Desperate Dan all the way. Remember they made Danny? Dennis the Menace is gay. Remember they made Dandy Max? Dandy Xtremex? Dandy Extreme. It was like the Extreme version of Dandy So it was like kids on skateboards and shit

Oh right like Jackass Like Desper Dandas Jackass It wasn't that bad but it wasn't that bad Desper Dan was really spiky in the remake He was yeah He was a bit more of a tougher Wolverine character Right okay An anti-hero

What did he do like Eight cows and uh He ate live cows Punch the Nazi in the face Did he try to bring down government he got into Occupy Wall Street and joined Anonymous But anyway

What were you okay So the Oh yeah I forgot we were talking about Yeah Zaponi Captain Sipone So basically the EU were like Hey

We want to appoint Like basically like What was the official title It was like Minister of Free Speech But what was the official I don't know Okay so basically

Minister of Free Speech Yeah For each country And they were like Hey Catherine Sipone You've been a government politician in the past in Ireland do you want to be that?

She was like, yeah, okay. Okay. And Fina Gale supported it. Yeah. And didn't tell Fina Foll. Even though they're in a coalition, all right? Right, right, right. So just like, hey, this new woman, she's got a job now.

There's also a woman who was voted out very recently. Yeah. Okay. So she would have been... She would have been basically in charge of free speech. Right. okay yeah

and and then everyone was like wait what no one elected this no one was told about this right

just yeah they were just she was just appointed by the EU yeah yeah yeah okay and then they found out that when she got

the job before announcing it she was like kind of a party yeah yeah so she had a big 50 people party right

where they were probably like eating or dors off a little Asian girl and stuff yeah yeah sushi off her tits and Leo was there

and a bunch of other political people so that's the big scandal right okay all that and then a few days later you know all came out and then the attorney

general came out and he was like actually it's all grand because the guidelines say they can have 200 people yeah and then it was just like he's only saying that because yeah at the party also like that really seems because that's the only part of it I've heard

about and obviously I didn't look into it but it seems like the more egregious thing is the fact she was appointed minister of free speech but nobody like like was kind of dis like No, it wasn't even mentioned Yeah, it was just like Oh yeah, this is a thing now

So there you go And the excuses are so weird Like, I think COVID was like Oh, it's not really gonna be doing much work And she only gets paid 15 grand a year And has trips back and forth to Brussels Yeah, like every week I don't get 15 grand a year

And I do stuff, you know I do things Yeah She gets 15 grand a year for sitting on her hall Like, you know Fair enough Why do you put her a time high around her neck. Yeah, let's do it.

Let's necklace this bitch. Yeah, yeah. I love that then trying to argue with like, it wasn't a death threat. What do you mean? I thought if I just said sorry, it'd be okay. I'd just get a slap on the wrists. I'm just going to look up what the official title is because it's annoying me. I went, I found Leo Vargas house the other day. A friend of mine

put me onto her. Really? Yeah, he stood outside and took a picture. Wow. Yeah. Did he, uh, were there like security guards? No, I'm not sure if he's moved in yet. Oh, I got the job in, her full title okay, was special envoy for freedom

of speech, freedom of speech and expression. Okay. Right, right. So special envoys. So you're going to say any word you like basically as well. It's her job. Is this, yeah, so is this like a pre-existent position? No, it's a new thing

they've just dreamt it up and just like, oh, it's her. It's like, what? Pretty cushy job. Yeah, yeah. It's funny because I was like, I don't know. Fucked up. But then people were like, hey, don't worry. It's just a notting job really yeah that's like it's not gonna have

implications and social discourse in the very near future what some American bitch is gonna be in charge of what you can and can say yeah and she worked with Joe Biden for a while

yeah she worked on his election committee I thought I looked up I thought she was actually working with Biden I think she was just like canvassing and stuff I don't think she's actually like listen Joe

this is what needs to happen yeah yeah like giving him like shoulder rubs and whispering in his ear oh Joe oh she's trying to get you you should tell

the corn pop story they'll love it yeah yeah Camel is taking your pills see yeah that's that's kind of

worrying isn't it that they could just dream like just come up with this new position and say oh don't worry it doesn't mean

anything when clearly it will have implications very soon and I like Finnegal are the most I mean

like I use the word you know someone saying don't use the word hysterical. What's the world of the word for hysterical? We can't say hysterical. It's not a woman. Well, yeah, but it's like from that.

Doesn't it just basically mean like a woman? Hissy fit? Yeah. Conti. There we go. Sorted. They're there are a hissy fit over nothing. Like, do you ever Shunt Fain?

We're doing the rallies? Yeah. Like, not even rallies. Like public speeches. Right, yeah. And I'm feeling like, this is intimidation. You know? Oh, right.

Should Fain having a meeting in Liberty Hall? Yeah. That's like a Nazi rally. So like Haven't Catherine's Apparel to be minister for free speech It's just like

Anytime anyone says anything They'll be like This is the Holocaust All over here Yeah Jesus Christ Sinn Fain's Holocaust So kind of even

Like this is something That like Hypothetically Like if the two Johnny's Because they have a big podcast If they said something The two johnnies are their first target Yeah

Well I'm all for it then Do your worst Just imagine the idea Of like two johnnies Just disappear one night Where does it go you'd not allow talk about Demi Yeah, but the only thing

He says like Yeah, Varadkar, you know He's the kind of lad If you went to the deli He'd buy your vegan sausage rolls He shite cracks like Well, to the gulags with the two johnnies 27 years

And put glass in their pussy Well, I forgot to mention In the Idris Elbe film The Prison Guard is like You know, I got lots of land And big house Don't do this for money I like it

this is fun for me I'm a hedge fund manager this is my weekend yo some lads go paintballing this is my paintballing whipping you terrorist that's great

yeah so that's what they're going to be like with two johnnies just whipping the two johnnies yeah but yeah god that's that's worries this is actually going to be weird now in the next few years

like this would be gone what we're doing now this is not even in a consideration the idea of like what we have a license us meeting up and talking. Yes.

I just have to do the paperwork for this for like what we've been disgusting. And what voices are you planning on doing today? I filed for a black guy voice permission slip. Can I get that? Have you ever

seen that event form that you have to fill out in London if you're putting on a gig? No. And it's like if you ought to put on a music gig and it's like what sort of music? And the music's like, Is it loud? Okay. Is it like heavy bass?

Right. And then the next, so it's basically like, is it rap music? Will you be rhyming words? But then like the next one is like, what is the racial breakdown if you're expecting crowd? Wow. And it's just like black. It's like X. No.

Jesus. Imagine like we have to do that like expected racial background, white, um, deranged. lonely, psychotic heavily medicated but also not medicated enough simultaneously yeah because fun times ahead

fun times ahead so enjoy it when so that's why it's good that we're silly now in the podcast because eventually just will all get deleted we'll be putting on Mark Graves like when we upload stuff I think the fact that we have fuck in the title there's definitely like an algorithm is like oh no less of that

and we just kind of not shadow band necessarily but maybe we just don't show up on people's feeds as much as other things. Stop being a pussy I'm just saying that's literally what they do. Like do you never watch a YouTube video and they say oh I can't

they bleep out to swear like I can't say this way yeah yeah yeah. They can't even say sexual assault or like rape if they're talking about it like you know I'm not a pussy I'm literally telling you what it is but you're in denial pal yeah you're right but like we're like porn people search for us okay we're not gonna you know when people like

according to my bank account they don't you know like people like riley read fucks uh big black guy okay we're the first thing that comes up yeah like no like people aren't be like oh i don't want to see that because it's fucking title yeah or like oh i won't be able to find that they'll find it they want to see it they want to see brian james fuck big black guy have you seen her rap video have you right we're going to disrespect her she says the n-word so many Riley Raid Yeah It's hot

So frequently It's unreal I swear to God Black guys love that Black You find you a Little white bitch Who's like

Yeah Dude that's a whole category I mean White chick saying the N word That's the category On what iTunes On porn sites

Yeah What is it really? Yeah Yeah If you look up I don't know Which website is But there's a

compilation video Of white girls Saying the N word As in What's the context As in They're getting fuck by a black guy. Give it to me.

Soul, brother. Obviously, you're not like, those shouldn't be allowed to vote. While they're getting railed by, she's getting railed by a big black guy, he's like, I don't like. I'll tell you what my problem was sweet. But that is a compliment so, like, you didn't like Riley Reed's rap. It wasn't good. It wasn't

good now. I only like one bit. I had no idea about any of this. Oh, my evening just got a lot more interesting. Black guys Does she like get her tits out in it? No, no, it's a YouTube video. Okay. Yeah, it's on YouTube. Okay. But I've heard a few black guys

say like they love any of that shit they love that, you know the scene in that movie? Storytelling. Yeah, yeah. The Todd Salon's movie. I've heard. I know the exact scene you're jogging about. Do you know what I'm talking about? I can't even describe it. But like this is most like it in a sexual way

whereas like, yeah, of course. This is just her saying it as if she's black. She's associated with porn. I mean, I think, are you familiar with the term hood pass? I mean, I mean, I think, who else has earned a hood pass? Who's put the time? Yeah, I mean, she's put the work in. I mean, yeah. Sacrifices she had to make. Yeah, yeah. So I think, I think, uh, Riley Reed gets a hood pass. I reckon. Yeah. She is, uh, she's not going to get canceled. I tell you that. Yeah. But yeah, no, there's, uh, do you know, Todd Salon's the film maker? He made a happiness and then he made two good films and the rest of his films are shite but there's one scene in storytelling where

it's a little white college girl getting fucked by her black professor and he asks her to scream the N word. The N word while they're fucking and it's very it's pretty hot. It's pretty hot. It is

pretty hot. I'm not going to lie. I've heard most of the black guys be like I actually, yeah maybe I shouldn't have but I was like just takes every box Yeah, yeah I mean I thought

Todd Salon's peaked with happiness But this is his finest work I've also heard some black guys say They actually really like Kind of slave role playing And stuff like that Oh like plantation porn Yeah

They love like Like you know She's the You know The slave owner's Cunty wife Yeah Yeah

And then he's like He's like gonna like Teach her lesson Right Right I'm I mean guys you're talking to I'm in touch

I'm in touch with I'm in touch with the scene yeah I talk at them really I'm just like you probably like that don't yeah how do you black guys like all of this sort of like we're all playing like right well I'll just say this there's a reason why Fabu D doesn't want

a gig with Brian anymore yeah who's Fabu D you serious you serious man don't know Lenny Henry or Fabu D I'm sense of the pattern Lenny Henry Fabu D

you knew Harry Enfield. He's a comedian. He's a guy, he's, his online, he's like a lot of content online but he calls himself

The Black Paddy and he just goes around Ireland making funny videos. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm on this guy he's in M-Bounce. He's like a London comedian. What's the name N-Bounce?

M-Bounce. You be careful now. You tread carefully here. No, I haven't heard of M-Bounce. I like him. Is he comedian? Yeah. Okay.

On YouTube. Right. His name is M. Bounce. Yeah. His video's right. He's sort of like Rory's Stories, but for like drill musicians. Okay. You know?

I could see that. He's in Rory Stories for drill musicians. So, Jesus, they ever do the drill music. The only drill I know is the Black and Decker, hey. Yeah. That'd be good. We want to see an M-Bounce Rory's stories crossed over. That'd be good.

Yeah. I think you should give Faber. who'd be in other chance. I, I mean... Maybe I'm thinking of some other guy. He's black. You're maybe I'm thinking about the black guy. Yeah.

He's black and he's Irish. Yeah. Yeah, he calls himself the black paddy and like he does kind of, like he'd go on Oh, Roy, what's the story? Like, he does kind of like Irish caricature accents and he's done like the Irish Mammy and stuff like that.

Old ladies love him. Yeah, like middle-aged white women in Ireland love him. Like all my aunties love him. I've actually men. had Fabu, his real name's David, but he's a really nice guy, like, and he proper, he's kind of got her, like, respect the grind. Fabu David, is it? Fabu David, I imagine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, the Kimbo, that's what I called him. He didn't like that. Uh, what sort of skits does he do? I mean, it is, yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, black man, please, guy. To be honest,

yeah, it's kind of, yeah, all that, like, you know, just like, a black guy, and, you know, uh, uh, Irish culture and how he interacts with it and blah, blah, blah. It's pretty broad comedy, to be honest. It's not my cup of tea. Real interesting. But I like him, you know. I like him as a person. I haven't met him.

I think we get on smashingly. He's a genuine and a nice guy. Yeah, I met him a couple times. He's a good guy. Yes. I like Farmer Michael. Do you watch him? Yeah?

Yeah, I've still up for him many times. Yeah. There's a few stuck up cons around this town who talk shit about him. Yeah, they do. Yeah. I got my knuckle dusted ready. Yeah. I'm ready, like, I'm ready to throw down.

Yeah, he's ready. I like, I like, people are so like, it's, it's not really, it's not Chris Morris, is it? Like, you know, he's trying his best. If you needed to be Chris Morris, you're a nerd, do you know what I mean? Yeah.

It's just a man shouting at his wife, leave him here. What's more Irish than that? No, now you're shouting at a different woman. That's real Irish now. Do you other one disappeared? No one's seen her? you remember his girlfriend

what was her name princess something wasn't it I don't get into too much about his personal life what wait former Michael's yeah the character

Kathleen no he's a real girlfriend we don't want to talk about the real girlfriend but she's a she was like a partner like yeah a public figure

yeah she was like she was trying to make her own brand oh his current girlfriend Roxy something she's called no he means the first one yeah

Chenade okay why are you saying not to talk about it. Oh, well, they broke up or whatever, and... I don't know, I just like both of them, I don't know, but it was like they, uh, she found out of her picture

her head next to the horse, you know, a horse. Yeah. And so many people asked her which ones the horse that she deleted her account. Ah, yeah, I'm cutting that out. Yeah, not because of you,

not because of you, I just like, uh... Well, he's obviously not supporting that type of behavior. I know, yeah, but just... Don't look at, you look at your thoughts. There's some vibe going on. What's going on?

We got a fucking, uh, Minister of free speech over here. I work for Biden. Yeah. All right. I'm not even complaining. I'm not like going like... I like the two of them.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've made things weird here. You have. You definitely have. But is there a reason why you've made it weird. Yeah. No, it is. Did you split them up?

Yeah. Just for my own sick. No, I'm not in any way connected. You didn't say anything bad. Like, you have made it weird for no reason. I'm just curious as to why you made it weird. This is good now. This is what the people want.

Yeah, this is real Yeah, this is real Let's get into it No, I guess And then we'll find out When you hate Faboo Diaz Yeah, we'll get to that We know the answer to that

But There's no, no reason It's just like I kind of didn't know Where you're going with it It was more I was preemptively Like, let's just Yeah

Well, I think you've kind of met them A few times And you knew them pretty well I met them once or twice as well I guess really nice It wasn't like I was like You watch yourself She's a decent lady

you're cruising for a bruising Buster I ran an interview in the Mac because like she fed off a horse and broke her back or something Oh really?

And he was in a car crash and that's why he's in a wheelchair Yeah he crashed his bike His bike was it Yeah he actually crashed his bike Like drink driving And he killed a guy doing it Like

Yeah So you see why I'm kind of like He's been very open about it He's like talked about On the late show But yeah Yeah it's a pretty grim backstory But that's sort of how they bonded

is that they both are like serious back injury yeah so they probably imagine like the she loves a bad boy yeah but yeah they're not together anymore so that's a shame we wildly speculate about why that is yeah I think

to be honest from what I gather I was joking but oh you're joking were you well no I think it was just more so kind of going back to what you were saying there was a lot of both of them kind of like because they blew up

they got very popular online release few rap songs. Yeah, yeah. But with that, when your profile increases, you get a lot more people trolling you, giving you shit and blah, blah, blah. And I think that was a lot of pressure on them. Maybe she was kind of like,

they've been open about their mental health struggles. So maybe she was like, I don't want to do this anymore, but he was like, but I do want to do this, like the comedy thing. It's a hilarious level of fame to let ruin your relationship, isn't it?

Yeah. It's like they're not, it's not like fucking Beyonce. Yeah, Jay-Z and Beyonce where it's like We've got to divide up the empire Yeah, it's like We got 100,000 hits on YouTube

Now I have to leave Yeah Now our happy home is destroyed forever I still haven't got a blue tick on Twitter But you and I are done Look how fucking nervous you are over there Where's he from? Where's from a Michael? Why are we still talking with Farmer Michael?

Because he's interesting Galway, he's a public figure Yeah Oh you are all over good to talk about Mandela The Cleveland Indians have changed He's a bit about him, we all like him here His Ireland's second best disabled

comedian After Oh this guy Me See I don't see I like you don't push that too much Yeah Because you could really be a big fucking

I could really lead into that whole bullshit What actually is your like disability then If you don't mind my asking It's called stickler syndrome It's like really rare. Stickler syndrome. Yeah. Okay. And then you're like, it like

it's like real bad arthritis. Right. Okay. Oh really? Yeah. It's like a pain thing is it? Oh yeah. Vickda. Really? Yeah. Kind of like chronic pain and shit. Yeah. And then like the bones of my back fuse together and stuff. Shit. You had to get like surgeries and stuff? Yeah, loads.

Is this a thing that like it's a constant like low level thing or is it like a flare up? How was it working? Yeah, it's a constant low to mid-level. Right, damn. And then I always had to go over to England who visits the doctors because it's, like, so rare. Right, right.

And they're real... Yeah, and they're like a real racist over there against Irish people. Really? You know what I mean? Because all the doctors are like rich, upper class people. Right, yeah. So they just see it as like a bog monster coming over. Jesus.

You know? Porking you with sticks and stuff. Yeah, I mean like... It's got feelings. Yeah. It's like Frankenstein. stone's monster my god

yeah it can speak yeah wow and uh wow I'm kind of uh

I'm shocked I there's a guy I went to Professor Wordsworth and it's like he was my doctor right

and then the other guy he saw was a guy who all his muscles turned into bone Jesus it was like me and that guy wow

fucking Game of Tron shit right there that guy's like cursed you know his muscles turned into bones yeah that's fucking insane i know it seems like physically impossible it's it literally does seem like a medieval curse put on him and james me and you were just like oh don't feel good today yeah well not to i have my own issues but i'm not gonna i mean but he wins bone well yeah i know he does yeah bone guy wins at all like you know yeah i mean that guy's got it's it's it's him game set and match to that guy disability super bowl yeah yeah yeah there's

a thing where he's talking to like a younger person who has the same thing right and he's like a statue like he can't even he's like standing up Christ and then he's like uh yeah decided to get frozen standing up because they're basically like do you want to sit down forever we don't understand why would you stand because he's like it's easier just to like wipe your ass basically it's just like it's easier I'm gonna have to look this up afterwards dude yeah so weird

I might not because actually I'm kind of a guy who's like I'd read about that and be like I probably have it I'm gonna get that yeah I can feel it now oh me foot next time you get an erection oh no it's starting but if you ever seen that show I think it's all the nick

and it's about like oh I love that show yeah is that the one it's like Victoria doctor yeah the opening doctor yeah the opening scene was fucking brilliant. And he does to like lectures. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I had to be one of those lectures. Really? Yeah, they brought me in. And then they were like, this young boy has this and this, because they didn't know what was wrong with me. How did the meaning? And I was like,

what age were you? I was like, I was like, will you get up and walk around? And like, can you do this? And they're just like a dare to get him for like half an hour. Holy fuck. And are the people in the audience?

They're doctors. They're not just like people who take the five. Step right up here. We got to be amazing. and stickler boy he's a black room there's some white people shit right there oh so they're not I was wondering are they kind of like

or are they like just very professional they weren't they aren't like what the fuck just into bags that's terrible and then they give you like a printout like the doctor writes notes in you and my know was so sure

it was just like five foot six barrel chested cognitively normal. Yeah. That's basically, yeah. Wow. This is good to now, isn't it? I just summed you right up there, yeah.

Holy fuck. Do you mind if I ask, is this a family thing or? No, I'm the only one. Yeah? Wow. Yeah. Is it like you were born with it? Yeah.

Yeah. And like how is it just like from the day to day pain level? Is it something that really can fuck your day up? I'm on like loads of pain killers. Yeah. Like so many. Yeah. Like so many that I will wipe out my kidneys.

but at some point. Okay. You know? Is that getting in any way affect your brain or get you high anyway? Yeah, sort of. Yeah.

They get to be mildly high. I think, yeah, with opiates, though, it's like, because people can abuse opiates and stuff, but like if it's, you're taking it for genuine, like, if it's like pain that's like really immediate and glaring,

it will numb the pain, but it also kind of dilutes the high effect, if you know what I mean? Like, I'm not saying that's specific to you, but obviously if you're on, various ones yeah you know

it definitely increases it like you can still get high yeah you know what I mean you're sure about for a few days

where there's a will there's a way yeah yeah yeah yeah you'd probably be big into like the whole

medical weed kind of stuff that would be good for you that'd be cool but I suppose you probably can get you know

the weed isn't that hard you get medical medical indica yeah yeah yeah I read of that guy

and kill Kenny I'd be mean to go to that actually is it is it good it gets you high you're saying you're

it got you kind of fucked up what's this? There's a guy who sells CBD weed Oh Oh Oh actual CBD weed

Right right right Okay And like I don't smoke I don't smoke a lot So I have a low tolerance Yeah Yeah yeah They're not high

Okay And like And like He's always talking about Getting raided by the guards He's like It's so unfair It's not illegal

It's CBD weed Yeah But there's still There's small amounts Of TTC In it though It's more than a small amount Yeah

See the CBD It kind of monged you out And the THC gets you like high. Yeah. Like I get like I smoke weed fairly regularly, but I get like fucking anxiety and panic attacks so easily. So if I smoke like strong shit, I'll just fucking panic attack freak out.

So I'd like to try this high CBD. Yeah. The other thing you can do, so I get real nerves on weed. Yeah. You just take CBD oil with it. Yeah, yeah. I've done that as well. But you know, sometimes I've taken like, I, like, I ordered this real strong CBD oil over

the internet and I took a lot of it and I like got fucking real high off it like with really and I looked it up as like is this like the whole thing about CBD oil is it doesn't get you high that's the big selling point but I think if you do enough of like the really strong one because again there's still a small amount of TATC in it because you metabolize it differently through your liver as an edible and an edible fucks you up way more so I think you can get high if you want to but it's not really worth it especially if you don't expect it get high and then you're like driving along you're like

oh shit have you ever been in the car with someone who's just going like I'm actually too high to drive right now yes but me I've been in the car with myself I've been twice I've been with someone who's like yeah I can handle it and then like

we're driving for like 10 minutes I'm really actually freaking out we're here right now I don't think I can even pull over I just have to stay straight if there's a bend in this road we are fucked but don't worry Brian we'll probably get out of this

that guy in Kilkenny that's like a franchise isn't it one in Galway as well yeah it's just the two of them what's it called it's like little brown Little Collins is what it's called

which? Little Collins Okay I'll check that out actually I'll be interested to try it so well he'd like sell you a bag of weed that's just CBD yeah

tell you what I'll do James I'll go down investigated for you yeah and if I like what I see I'll bring some up yeah I like that that's good

And then we can all smoke some together Yeah Record a podcast Very cool Like So yeah So kind of you're able to Like kind of function with the painkillers

It kind of let you like Kind of get through the days or whatever Yeah Like I'm like not to You know Make it all about me But like I've like I like get like chronic ear infections

I was kind of born with it right So I've had like surgeries on my right I get like fucking vertigo Dizziness Constant ear infections like pain i've like i've kind of been abusing coating for years on and off because of it i'm on like anxiety meds antidepressants all like gay shit where do you get coding oh just like we see sulfidine has coating oh yeah and then nirfn plus sulfidine because of the paracetamol fucks with your liver

nirfn plus because of the ipropin fucks your stomach so it's kind of like a but you can get codinex which is like cough medicine so you just drink like a bottle of that And that doesn't fuck you up as much. Where do you get that? Just go into the chemist. To ask for a bottle of codenax. Yeah, yeah. But they will be very like,

and what's it for? And do you need this? It's to get high. Yeah, yeah. I want to trip old, bitch. Cure this disease called life. Oh, I got to go in. Like, it's a little, like, dance that you have to do.

It's like, and what's it for? Oh, this kind of pain. Have you tried this? I have tried that. It didn't work. No, it didn't. Give me the shit. Or I'm going to slap you.

do you like having your tea in your mouth do you you like them kneecaps love but uh yeah so but you know so I think you should start doing that shit what James is talking about I wouldn't know anything about that shit well you probably get like legitimately good

painkillers though like yeah I do like if I could get like a you know not that I want to because I shouldn't I'm trying to I'll like stop doing coding but then if my ear flares up again I'm like ah fuck it give me a fucking it is so good

though. Yeah, that's the thing. Like it's just like it's a little, you get that little floaty buzz and then if you like spoke a joint on it as well, it's just a nice little just a high, it's not like I'm getting off my face and like I'm nodding out on Sheriff Street. I'm just a nice little floaty buzz

to get you through the day. If you go up to Northern Ireland you can both like viruses do Salpidine plus. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just like higher strength. Yeah, and there's no caffeine. in it.

Oh, okay, that's good. You know the way when you try to go to sleep after salt in it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's got the caffeine in it, yeah,

true, true. They don't have to you. Nice. Yeah, I live pretty close to the border too. Like I'm like

a fucking 20 minute drive from Fremanna. Oh, do you? Yeah, like in Monaghan like, yeah, I'm very close. You can come back with a car fool

to shit. Yeah, I'm going to hit Kilkenny and then Framana. It's a big weekend for Gatton. Yeah, it's like a drug bus for it's just CBD weed and saltony

the fucking gayest most middle class drug bust of all time those are the Heineken Zero in there as well Fucking blue cheese Oh yeah But yeah that's like But yeah you know how we got on to this Is you never really kind of like lean into it in your comedy or anything You do think though

Have you ever thought like Oh if I like did it a different way I mean you're an Edinburgh show waiting to happen man The Dublin Fringe are begging they're gagging for it's like if you ever seen a good show about this a bit no no it's always because i refuse to go i'm not well paying for this yeah it's like someone comes out and they're just like oh isn't it funny i'm in a wheelchair yeah yeah yeah so brave i'd love to do one it's like i get ear infections but like completely straightly it's like my life's been ruined it's like

my ear hurts sometimes that's the disability oh sometimes i get an ouchy in my ear. Well, what's your man who has one leg and he always talks about it? Oh, Adam Hills? Yeah. Yeah, the last leg guy.

He's the opposite. He did years of touring without mentioning it in Australian. Then he got over to England and he was like, I might use this a bit. Right, yeah.

Do you know what I'm thinking of? The guy with a stutter. Who? You can't really hide that very well, though. You know, we're talking with a guy in the scene. What?

Which story? Who are we talking about? Yeah, the guy in the scene. The guy we know. Yeah. Well, I know these people. I know who he is, yeah.

All right. Why do you... It's just funny that he always talks about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. No, in fairness, though, I'm turning into a bitch, too. No, it's fine. All right, yeah, yeah.

He bought me breakfast one time, Nick. Oh, yeah? Yeah, I said thank you. He said something to me. Don't know what... I had finished the breakfast by the time you finally got it out. Yeah, full Irish. Down the cop.

Yeah, I know that guy too And he's really nice And I like him a lot But there's such little possees though Like for us You know But there's an element of like We're fucking hard

But like just a bit of like We have to see these people I do like them Let me think of another example Who can we talk about? Yeah, who would you like to shit on? Well, I'll tell you what We're nerdy

We'll wrap this up Like an hour 40 here Oh really? Yeah Yeah It's been a long one I need to take a piss as well It's been good though

It has been good It has like good flows I feel like sometimes I need to be a bit more loose I feel like I'm a bit more like let's talk about Mandela Shut up It really only got interesting After the Mandela stuff

Yeah yeah that's good though We needed that to start it Yeah Did we? Well I guess we were kind of Again being the pussies we are As like you know We don't want to like

We don't want to be like that medical class Like bring you in It's like what's wrong with you Tell us all You know what I mean And be exploitative Your podcast seems to be going well yeah they're on a break at the moment for a month

who you guys yeah why did you didn't do you mention this on the podcast Garrett did yeah was that the end no I think we're going back to another month no did he mention it at the end I meant oh I must have skipped it what is any reason or just

I think it's one's a break fair enough yeah oh I can understand that all right well you're not getting it all right you with your chains on work in the field yeah yeah You like, you promise me, CBD weed. I'm like fucking Whitney Houston over here.

It's like, yeah, and you're iceberg slim. So you've got, like, time off the podcast. The podcast is good. I've said that before. Thank you. He has. He's talked about it to me as well, so he's not just pulling your chain. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I keep telling him, stop listening to other podcasts. I just listen to this one on repeat. That's the only one I want to listen to. And I cut out Brian's parts, just me. Yeah, yeah. but yeah no so what were you saying

there what you sound like your podcast thanks very much yeah yeah you got anything you want to plug plug the podcast

Celtic ligars yeah yeah yeah you was on a break now it's loads of episodes in the past

and you got Patreon page yeah yeah I have another podcast got primordial views

oh yeah how's that been going it's good you know you know you know you know

you know no no no I don't know no no really I agree it's good

well I do actually yeah I was thinking I got confused thinking he message me a few times about stuff. Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Okay. What's our primordial views? It's just we talk about history. Okay, cool. What have you got to, what level of history have you got to now? They were talking about sleep, you know? History thereof. Okay, right. The history of sleep?

Yeah. Is in the science of sleep more so? No, just like... You're sleepy, you go asleep. Here's a list of people who have slept throughout the past. Yeah. Like who was the first guy to go to sleep. you know what I mean yeah that's a good question find out that

you know yeah yeah anything else to plug apart from the podcast are you doing anything in the Dublin Fringe I saw some people are getting Dublin Fringe

The Dublin Fringe don't like me Really yeah I would wear it as a badge You don't like them Hang on you shut up Let's hear it Why don't you like the Dublin Fringe

Let's name names Addresses let's go Ah yeah I'm joking You know what I don't like to me either You know what I don't like to me either You hear that Dublin Fringe go fuck yourself wasn't it it was it's very hard to like little paperwork to do and shit I rather just rock up and be like where's my spot yeah I'm here for my spot yeah I deserve

it actually I'm entitled to it I have your infections so let me on yeah yeah uh you did a show before Dublin fringe didn't you yeah so look you've had your fun you know I have my fun it's kind of sad if you're still doing you know if you're doing the Dublin fringe every single year It's kind of like, you know, you've graduated school, but you're still hanging out with the kids. Yeah, exactly. You know, it's like, move on, would you? Yeah.

So, yeah, anyone doing the Fringes and Nants? That's what Brian's staying there. All right, yeah, let's wrap this up. A lot of the Fringe is, like, fucking, like, people dancing and, uh... Exactly. It's like, no, it's a dance show about diversity. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

And we all have to, like, sit there. I went to see, uh, Tony Cantwell at the Fringe. I was the only time I went to the Fringe. And there's a reason why that was the only time I ever went to the fringe. And I'll let you read into that, dear listeners. Yeah. It wasn't for me. Yeah.

But that's someone, we need to investigate that more. There's a lot of that, though. It's like, really? You got that. Oh, okay, cool. Everyone likes this, do they? This is popular, is it? What was it like?

I didn't see it. It was fine. It was very Dublin fringe. I was watching. I was like, yeah. this definitely meets all the criteria I think songs and slideshows and all that sort of thing

and yeah look it's fine people liked it people enjoyed it not my cup of tea he didn't do any racist voices you should have suggested that afterwards Tony can't well he loves like when white girls say the N word I've heard that

loves that shit yeah yeah so it's been really fun to have you have you on you've taken time out of your busy day see us we appreciate it tell your girlfriend we said hi right she doesn't know who we are do you want to plug her at all if she got any kind of project going uh she's an artist no okay okay right good she doesn't deserve it that's yeah that's what we like that's why we booked you we knew you wouldn't you just passed the test there so now we're going to release this episode that was we were going to yeah that's the

it's been fun doing this it's your time we'll have you on again definitely with your consent of course yeah uh cheers yeah and uh to the man whose muscles turned into bones

uh keep your head up keep your head up keep you keep your head up keep keep on keeping on keep standing all right peace