Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 126 : Clinton and the LA Lakers

Episode Date: August 20, 2021

She got small tits you must acquit.

And we're back again Brian and James No guest No guests this week Yeah We didn't decide Everyone else decided No guests this week

No guests this week No guests No listeners even this week Yeah yeah We're going back to the real school ways This is what you call lo-fi Yeah we're definitely

We're ill prepared We're low energy Yeah I'll be honest Normally before an episode I'll come in and be like Oh James you can talk about this and this and I watch this, maybe you can talk about

that. If this time, we'll get to this. Yeah, yeah, if we can even get to it, so it's going to be jam packed. But I got to hurry back for my mother's funerals, so come on, let's turn these out. Come on, how we got talk about space jam. But this week is different. This week, we don't have much.

The cupboard is bare. You come in. No preparation, no notes. That's what contempt he has for you, people. He doesn't even try anymore. Yeah, couldn't even. watch a film. You're just coal miners and shit. There's people

who literally, they work in mines, okay? Yeah. Their bodies are all fucked up. They're coughing blood. They can't afford the fentanyl anymore. And I'm like, oh, I know how it is, brother man. Yeah, like Chapo-Dropos read like a book a week and like

we can't even watch a film. And I never watch the film. Very rarely do you go, oh, I watch this film and then I like, oh yeah, I've seen that. You haven't seen Field of Dreams You watch Field of Dreams?

Field of Dreams is the one film I did watch this so that's in my back pocket Okay If we run out We should talk about

I can pull that out Field of Dream is one of those things I've heard people use it as a punch line But never I don't I've never met anyone That's actually watched it

Really? Yeah Well who would though Especially in Ireland Who's gonna be like Oh the ghost baseball baseball ghosts Yeah right

Should we just talk about Now Is that it then We got nothing else We used it all That's all we had Well, here's something I turned 32 this week

Oh really? Yeah I'm bad I didn't know about this You didn't know You didn't wish me A happy birthday Or an end

But that's okay I don't know when your birthday is Good I like to keep the distance People who listen to this Might have a Warped understanding Of what our quote

unquote friendship Really consists of It's mostly just We both look down Our phones Yeah We're just playing Candy Crush

And we're like Oh yeah Discom Let's just say If we didn't have people that We hate Our friendship would be virtually non-existent And we're not running out of people we hate

Or people that hate us We are gaining momentum It's an ever-expanding list Yeah Yeah Guests have said that Like they're on the show with us and after It's like it's a very uncomfortable environment

Yes Yeah You guys don't make us feel welcome It feels like I'm the child of a divorce That's happening right now I'm in a camping chair that I'm not even sure you own you know there's blood stains

on it yeah well there's lots of like don't don't talk about that don't talk about it why is Brian bleeding out his rectum don't talk about that is that's a medical condition it's called being a loud mouth having too many opinions yeah yeah we can talk well

we do have some stuff so I'll tell you what it's kind of like you came along to a dinner party yes I'm unprepared I ran to the presses is I pulled out some random shit. Okay. Doesn't work, but the fact that it's so random

almost makes it work. Right, okay. It's like, it's a piece of shit party. Yeah, you're used to that. It's Harry Bow Spaghetti, you know,

yeah. With a random egg thrown in. So we could talk about, I got some Breaking Bad theories. Okay, so I've been rewatching Breaking Bad. That's the kind of level I'm at now where I'm like,

I don't want to tink at all. I've been rewatching sopranos yeah we're not it's not going well there's no progression here it's just like i want to watch the cool man do things the bad man do bad things yeah and i wear shades watching like yeah bad to the bone i got i got a toothpick in my mouth and a like temporary tattoo of a heart that says mom on it like yeah he's watching yeah show those mexicans who's boss but you know what we're the entire culture sort of relapsing are regressing because you know all the kids

are wearing the baggy skater jeans from the 90s limp biscuit are back on the scene the Taliban are back it's like 2002 all over again skateboarding is back Taliban or skateboarding beating the shit out of children

and then like you know them being whiny about it just take your medicine you know you were out there doing your little kick flips well you know what you can't kick flip over societal norms my friend there are rules in place and your little wheelie board grind rails and your baggy jeans and spiky hair aren't going to ever defeat the man damn right i don't know even what i'm talking about so we can talk about some breaking bad stuff we have field

of dreams as i mentioned we'll never forget about field of dreams yeah yeah yeah we can also impeachment the new series of american crime story i was really looking at for to that until I saw the trailer and now I'm like oh okay I don't think this is going to be very good so we've got that and finally there's a new Lakers TV show coming out I'm excited for so which of those four so you've got four options we're going to talk about all of them don't you forget that all right which one you want to talk about it sounds like you're interest about impeachment I yeah impeachment yeah impeachment because like it's uh I mean I remember this very very vaguely but I was when did that all break like 96

98. Around then, yeah. I remember being a child and I remember like the kind of like consistent or like constant footage of like Bill Clinton like I remember that I didn't do it

it's all a lie, I'm being framed and then eventually the I didn't have sexual relations with that woman I'm very sorry and I remember people being like oh my God in Ireland really. Yeah well not maybe I'm you know putting it yeah as

an eight-year-old. I was like, mother, the implications this will have. This man has disgraced the Oval Office. James, have you taken your Ritalin? No. No. I'm putting a cigar in my pussy in solidarity with Bill Clinton. So it's the new series of American Crime Story. Yeah. Which you remember, they were going to make a Katrina series. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was weird for ages there, like we're working on

a Katrina series. and the Monica Lewinsky series. Yeah. And then they cancelled the Lewinsky series. And they're like, we're focusing on Katrina. Right. Then Katrina got cancelled and now they're back to Lewinsky. Yeah, it's weird.

But this time, she's... Lewinsky's actually on board, so that probably helped. Okay. She's an executive producer. See, the thing is kind of, you know, when the whole thing broke, like it was every late night talk show, it was like, hey, this Monica Lewinsky, she's a fucking hole. She sucked a cock, so she deserves to be crucified. But now it's kind of like, you know,

fucking 20 years after the fact people were like oh you know how she was like a 22 year old intern and he was the leader of the free world and like pretty much groomed and sexually assault

well wait man now this is going to be the angle the show now I'm not saying that's I'm just saying that's what the angle people are taking now that's everyone

so back then initially everyone's like Monica Lewinsky you whore ah ha ha ha ha you know which was great killer lip biscuit

let biscuit baby and yeah so but now it's all like oh she was a victim of like, you know, media coverage. She was being slut shamed. She, there was power dynamic and all that

there, shit. The whole few of the cases changed. It's completely changed. And now, like, it went from, like, how we can't have a chuckle over that and then throw fucking tomatoes at her. Yeah. All right. Put her in the stockade. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And now it's like people talk about

as if, like, it's the worst crime clinch never did, which is not even not even in the top. 50, man. Holy shit. It's funny how, like, you look at, like, all the women

who've accused him of, like, rape and it's like, why don't even know their names? Yeah. Well, you know. We all know Monica Lewinsky.

The one was just a blowy. Well, I think it was more than a blowy, but... There was a few... Well, because it was very sensational. There was, like, the way they got caught out was, like,

seaman on a dress. Well, I hope this show, and it seems like it's going to focus more on Linda Tripp. Yeah, so she's the one that actually leaked the story.

She's the real villain. That's what he's in A nosy white woman Poor old Billy boy Billy is stressed Slick Willie is just looking A bust or nod Is that so wrong

He's fucking bombing Afghanistan Or whatever the fuck Have you seen Hillary? Yeah come on You're having a fucking laugh But like so he just wants A little bit of release Yes

And Monica's walking around All right Yeah yeah And things happen All right That's okay Everyone could have moved on would have been fine, okay?

Yeah. But fucking Linda Tripp was the one who was like, oh yeah, speaking to the flower I'm wearing. She was recording the whole thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cereptitiously? No, she was like on the phone with Monica being like,

oh, tell me again what happened, but she's recording the whole thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She said it was for patriotic reasons. Right, okay. Really, she just wanted to, like, I think she was just jealous. Yeah, she wanted to bang Billy boy,

slick Willie, you know, she wanted some of that slick dick. Well, I think about the casting here So Sarah Paulson is Linda Tripp Yeah, that's good Yeah She's kind of like she's standard She's in all these shows

Yeah, yeah, yeah Kind of pointy face You know Unpleasant demeanor Fits the bill Married to an old lady Yeah, who's she married to again The mother from two and a half men

That's right You know what Every time I hear that It's always funny It never stops being amusing And every year it gets funnier so Beanie Feldstein plays Monica Lewinsky

She's the girl from Booksmart Beanie Fealsteener Felstein Beiner Felstein Hey Bill and I'm going to relax you this So go, puppy You're going to love him, man In the Heights Anna Lee Ashford

Plays Paula Jones Paula Jones is another girl Another accuser Now Paula Jones is the real fucking one we're focusing on She was proper, like, you know, Slick Willie was whipping out his slick, like, proper, like, you know, rubbing his ass on my face and shit. Doing a little wordplay there, Brian Hink.

You're just making light of these horrible things. No, I think she... Let's get back to Beaterfeldstitch. Hey, man, me. What's a book smart. But, yeah, so I think she was, like, somehow involved in the campaign trail, and Clinton was like, come to my hotel room, got something to show you,

whipped out, it held her down. Like the full... Yeah, full or. The full Monty, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's according to her. But I think, um, we'll get to it later on, but it's interesting how Linda Tripp

was discrediting other women. Really? So what exactly was Linda Tripp's position in the Clinton cabinet? Why was she around sticking her beak in? Recording phone calls. Well, let me read Wikipedia now. Yeah, you do that.

she's some politician involved right okay yeah she just like you know obviously there is you know a big push from a lot of people i guess didn't like clinton and one of them one of them gosh yeah a lot of people did think it was newsworthy yeah yeah sure yeah but like that's the thing there's so much shit about the clintons i mean not to fucking but like you know the whole clinton kill this thing he's got a black son he's got a black son oh have you ever seen his black son yeah i can't car dna says he's not his son, but this guy said, no, believe me. Okay. You know what DNA stands for? Bullshit. Yeah, no, there's a guy around Little Rock. He's this black guy,

and he's like, yeah, I'm his black son. Yeah. And, um, did we, like, Trump and then wheel him out every now and again? Right. Okay. You'd be like, look, can you trust a man with that kind of offspring? Yeah. What I was trying to say is, um, so there was Paula Jones, there's another girl, uh, I forget her, and I have it written down here. Kathleen Willie or Wiley or something like that. Okay, and apparently, like, she tried to file, like,

sexual harassment thing against Bill Clinton. Yeah. And Linda Tripp helped him and was like, no, no, she was wearing low-cut dresses. She loved flirting with Clinton. Oh, right, okay. She has small boobs, and Clinton likes big boobs. Yeah.

The story doesn't add up. Okay. So, Linda, I don't know really what her... If she's got small tits, you must acquit. It's annoying because I listen to There's a podcast mini-series about the whole Lewinsky thing Yeah

I listened to it last year And I've forgotten nearly everything about it Yeah Yeah I used to listen to it in the gym And get fucking Yeah, get pumped Yeah, worked up

And then go chat up To the hot receptionist I get too worked up Yeah More sweaty I have a cigar I'm like look Where does dress

I'm slick I'm slick Willie now Come on Let me smash Okay Margo Morgendale Remember her?

No, who's she? She's, I only know her from BoJack Horseman. Okay. E.D. Falco is Hillary Clinton. What do you about that? I don't like that because I really like Edie Falco and I really don't like

Hillary Clinton. I don't think she can do it. Edie Falco, I see Edie Falco. I don't think she can do the Hillary Clinton fakeness. Yeah, just like the sort of fake smile and like, ah, yeah.

Like the robotic, like totally impersonal, non-humane features of her character, you know? I think Edie Falco's too, like, too good at, like, conveying emotion. She's just a very, very talented actor, and, yeah, Hillary Clinton is just a robot, cunt.

Robo-Cunt. They got Clive Owen as Bill Clinton. Weird, weird casting choice. It's very hard to not... It doesn't look like Bill Clinton. No, it doesn't look like Bill. I think that's the thing I was excited about it. And then when you watch it, you kind of can't help but think,

this looks silly it looks a bit kind of silly and cheap fake but you know what your man Ryan Murphy like all of his shows are kind of like trash aren't they

like smutty and trashy and silly oh then they love him for some reason like he can who's there it's hard it's hard

who's there Brian what do you mean they love him who you're talking about they're right the Clintons oh okay no but um

like it's hard for him to not get a show commissions yeah he's got so many shows active right now Yeah, he's, uh, yeah, he's got like a big kind of, like, gay following, wouldn't you say? Yeah, I think he started off, he did like, like, an AIDS drama. Yeah.

And that's how you get your foot in the door these days. Yeah, I know, like, he's sort of kind of the king of television. I guess we could call him Norman Queer, huh? Am I right, people? Ladies and gentlemen, thank you, you're my wonderful. It's brilliant. For anyone who doesn't know Norman Lear, he was the creator of a... Any gay motherfucker's getting upset about that?

Do some research. Come on. That was low-hanging fruit. What do you want for me? Watch every episode of All in the Family. You didn't come back to me, all right? I pride myself on Archie Bunker. Hey, meathead.

Norman Queer, am I right? So Clive Owen is Bill Clinton. I feel like he could have got... I feel, for a lot of these things, just cast an unknown... Sure. Who actually looks and sounds like Bill Clinton. Not that she's not known,

but the girl who's playing Loewinsky. Oh, but people know her. You don't know her. because you're not in the circle like me okay but a lot of the young hip kids i hang it with yeah and i do mean kids uh a lot of the sexy cool six-year-olds i kick it with when i like see like a teenager drinking in the field i'm like oh it's my chance and i pull up and i walk up i'm like yeah uh beanie feldstein am all right yeah this guy's okay come hang with us brother yeah yeah so clive owen weird choice weird who would you cast now you kind of said

Dennis Quaid. Dennis Quaid, he played... That's almost a little too perfect. You know? You'd go left field, would you? What? Would you go left field and get someone crazy? Who would I get?

Leslie Jones. Zach Gallifanakis, but get him to lose a bit of weight. You know, kind of like a less... Like, you know, Zach Alafanacus, how he looked around Birdman, he kind of caught a bit of weight, get him with the grey hair.

I could see it. I could see. The guy who played the president on Corey in the House, He's got experience. Or just Corey from Corey in the house. Cory in the house, yeah. But now where he's all shaking. She's still on the run.

Yeah, it'd be fun to record it because he keeps running out with the shot. Yeah, yeah. Who else? Yeah, and then they got a bunch of, like, they got loads of big stars here. Tarum Killiam. Yeah.

Colin Hanks. Okay. Kathleen Turner. All the stars of Hollywood. It really is like a who's who of the sea list. You know what I mean? even like Clive Owen he's really his stars faded a little bit

he used to be in movies he used to be like he was the big deal for a while but I don't know what was like yeah he really kind of disappeared Children of Men was like the

the big one like people actually liked and after that it all went downhill yeah yeah got very what would you say kind of lots of spy action films yeah kind of very generic

shit like you know but he's but like he's not even like um like let's say Nicholas Cage can be in like dumb action films of Bruce Willis and you kind of laugh at him

but Clive Owen thinks a bit more sad he doesn't have that kind of like you can laugh at them like he's more like a sad uncle I kind of feel like he was just waiting to be cast as the next James Bond and it just never happened for him yeah I know that's what I mean

like people were talking about him as James Bond and then like it just kind of went oh you know who'd be good Idriselba he was like you fucking Oh, you're joking! But he's not the right... Oh, can't even say it now. But, I mean, look at the pictures.

Connery, Idris. Do you say something that's not the same? Yeah, so that's impeachment. Are you, um... I don't know. I was really looking forward. I thought, like, oh, it's be great for the podcast. We could do weekly updates.

Yeah, no, I don't, I don't think... I don't think we're in energy. I mean, I think the actual real story. I mean, we're not really getting into it here because... Because everyone knows it, like... Well, you see. think that but like there i think there's a lot of stuff that went on that people don't really know about no i know everything i've forgotten it all but i know okay uh there's not that much juicy stuff

where did the cigar and the pussy come from where did that come from i think that's uh i think she said it and it's on tape louinsky i think louinsky said it yeah i'd tell you linda tripp was the one who's like keep the dress because monica was going to clean it what happened now was it a blow job and she he just busted a knot on her dress no they were proper like fucking like people focus on the blow job But here's, here's where Clinton's fucking. Because there was a represent, like, we kind of, people are like, we know the little details. We don't know all the stuff. You do.

Yeah. Because you have emotional problems. Yeah. But cool, normal, well-adjusted hip dogs like me. I'm unemployed and I just got loads of free time. Yeah, yeah. So they were proper fucking. Yeah.

And he was proper, like, calling her up and night being like, how are you getting on? Oh, I wish you were here with me. Yeah. He was getting gay with her. And that's where I made. If he was just like, you know, wham, bam, thank you ma'am. Yeah. You know how it is, honey.

And she's like, okay. She represses it and then she kills herself Yeah, that's fine Okay That's, yeah But he was like He catch feelings

Yeah, he caught feelings He's the one He should be coming out Being like I was a power dynamic She made me feel Emotions for her You know how many children

I had to rape On Epstein's Island Just to get the taste Of her out of my god Yeah, so that's That's impeachment Do you find anything else Because I want to talk

With the Lakers show That's the show I'm, you know, that's another show I'm excited about, and I'll probably get incredibly disappointed by you. Yeah, who's behind that then? Who's doing that? Adam McKay. Okay, that's good. And he's a genuine basketball fan.

Yeah. He has a podcast called Debt at the Wing. Right. And every episode is about a dead basketball player. Wow. It's, uh, I don't know how you could listen to that every week and be like, oh, nice, another one. Another one. And his mother was devastated.

Yeah. Yeah. Kobe. Um, so, yeah. So, yeah. So what's the actual, is it around the 90s? It's the 80s. The 80s.

So it's set during what they call the showtime era of the Lakers. Okay, what does that mean? That's when, because... They were all showing off with their big ditch. Basically, yeah. Really? Yeah. So in the 70s, people had turned against basketball.

Oh. And I think it's pretty obvious to guess why. A certain group were doing very well. This once beloved national pastime has turned to ash in the mouth of the... American populace. Black ash. Black, dark, criminal ash. Yeah, so literally, and there's footage this, not just like science, not science, like social commentators now being like, well, we feel like, there's like white guys time being like, don't like this.

Yeah. A lot of them are on it and not people like me. Yeah, yeah. So basically, the NBA had become most like 90% black. By the 70s or 80s. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. White guys are finding it hard to stand out. The black guys, they were dunking. The dunking back then was like, oh, look at them. Oh, really? It was a black thing. Wow. Yeah, dunking was like

a thing that like, oh, he's dunking and what's he going to do next? Look at these dunkers. You're dunking one day, next day they're president. So soon they'll be Dunkin and your daughter snatch. So hitting three pointers on the backboard

if you know what I mean. So the viewer and figures are way down, advertising was down. They didn't even show the finals live. They'd show it like tape delayed. Right. So let's say it happens at eight. If you want to watch on TV, you go away to 11. Right. Okay. The players, they're all like, you know, did all have to fly regular planes. Like, there was barely any money in the game. Right. They're probably all working like regular jobs on the side. Yeah, it was falling apart, all right? And then the Lakers and then the rivalry between magic and birds, suddenly the whole thing changed and people wanted to see basketball.

football people are excited and showtime that's when they literally were like the lakers they're showing off they're doing crazy things not just like um throw ball in hoop they're doing like you know passing back and forth they're doing like spinning it like mixing in harland globetrar shit and like yeah can i just ask now you say like around the 70s you know white people are like oh fuck basketball because it's you know whatever how did kareem abdul jabar become so famous in that time period no he's in this show really yeah well i'll tell you example playing himself my god that man doesn't age

no that's fantastic you give an example what the what the um the temperature of the situation was like it's a player called Bill Russell right he was with the Celtics he won like 11 championships all right right someone

broke into his home did a big shit and wrote the N word on his wall okay and he was one of the white players so you can imagine what they did to the black guys no he was obviously African-American I'm just going to show like Yeah That's like

And Celtic fans didn't like him Okay He won 11 championships for them So like no I don't trust him Was he like kind of the only black player No it was a lot of them There's lots of them Yeah

And they didn't like The ones of the white guy Yeah To represent them Right okay So this is set during the Late 70s early 80s And it's about to show time

Lakers and the rivalry between the Celtics All right Okay So we'll just go to the cast Okay And I'll get you all horny All right

John C Riley Love John C. Riley. Jerry Bust. Who's that? Jerry Bust, he's the owner of the Lakers. Well known as a Playboy. Oh, really? Real Playboy.

Jerry, like Jerry Bust in him and in nature. Yeah, yeah. Respect. He, um, always at the Playboy Mansion. Yeah. And even, uh, franchised. He was like, can I build another one, Hugh? Yeah.

He was like, yeah, okay, yeah. Just stick the name on it. Give me like, cut with the profits. Yeah, you forget there was like Playboy nightclubs and shit. shit back in the day. Oh yeah and like Playboy magazine was like a respected thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Imagine like... They broke the story of the Vietnam War.

It's sexy. You're the little girl running. Sex from above. There's a death from above they call that napalm. Yeah, you got yeah. I got it, I got it. But you have to explain this to these people. That's what I'm saying. My references

are so brilliant and intelligent. Yeah. It's annoying though because you were like talking about Norman Queer and all that's in Norman Lear And it's great stuff That's very funny But they just like stare to you like dead eyes okay I'm like oh it's like Faye from Love Island They're like oh

Well again you fuck can you hear that you worthless dogs So Jerry bust okay Playboy loads of money Who did he he was the Celtics No Lakers he owns the Lakers okay Rich guy in LA back then you can imagine why I get up to what I heard about him is if a new player came to the Lakers

okay yeah your first day there he walks him with 20 women he says pick one wow and I assume the rest get killed they have to go back to the Playboy mansion back to the cages or you know the Hollywood sign

yeah that's just made out with dead women yeah so he and interesting about him is his daughter posed for Playboy and he was like do you guys see this yeah daughter do you know she's a cow isn't she

look at the juicy tits on her 16 my god yeah jealous yeah so he's like John C. Riley playing a big flash suits banning women I love it I love it I'm already I'm in next up you might not

be too excited by this but he's a good character Jason Clark Jason Clark he's like an Australian actor I'll show you a picture of him yeah yeah yeah yeah that guy he's like in Planet the Apes Sure, sure, yeah. He plays Jerry West.

Jerry West. Jerry West, he's the logo. That's what they call him, the logo. The logo. If you see the NBA logo, that's him. Okay. He's like one the most respected... Was he designed it?

No, no, that's the outline of it. Oh, the guy dunking? Yeah. Oh, okay. That's him, yeah, yeah. He's incredibly... How can you tell? It's just like a...

Maybe you said that to him. Yeah, I mean, that's like a chalk outline. They say that every player. I don't know. Well, I go up to, is it me? Is it me? It can be anyone. That means it's me and only me. Not those fucking children.

Yeah, so he's the logo. Yeah. He's a well-loved Laker. Okay. He's retired now and he's the GM. General manager. Yeah, he's also incredibly depressed. Nice.

Yeah, just always crying. Really? His dad abused him, so he's always crying. How abusive. Whipping, I think, a little bit of like, you know. Slapp and tickle. I'm not sure how. I take, like, demeaning stuff, you know,

like making eat bugs and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, just stuff, like, teach him a lesson, you know? Right. So he's like... Use the other water fountain. I don't teach him. No!

Just let me eat the bugs, please. Yeah, so he's like constantly... He's still alive, Jerry West, and he's still just like... Yeah, every day, every year I'm like, will this be the year I do it? Really? Yeah, yeah. What is he now?

He's like in his 80s now. Oh, come on. Give it. You're nearly there. It is like... Shit or get it. off the pot, you know. He just listens

to a black parade non-stop. Has he ever attempted it? No, but he's been like what he called institutionalized. He's been like sent to like psychiatric places a few times, okay?

But he literally, it's so funny, he's like, one of the best players, but he's also like can't get out of bed for some weeks. He's a player then?

No, he's retired. But even when he was like a player. Back in the day. He'd like, you know, like even if he won, he'd be like, what's the fucking point?

Yeah, yeah. And then just be in the bathroom for hours. And they're like, oh, I ignore him. Imagine the girl he had to pick. It's like, can I just fuck you? He's like, no, let's talk about my feelings. Like, Elliot Smith.

Sweet, sick reference, bro. So next up, okay, we have Quincy Isaiah as Magic Johnson and Solomon Hughes as Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. Now, you don't know them, they don't have like, no one knows them. They're new. Okay, they're unknowns. Yeah, yeah.

But I hope they're good. I think mainly just they're tall. I think that's the main. I find with like biopics and stuff, you'll notice that, like we kind of saw it with Notorious. They kind of took an unknown actor. That works better.

Yeah, exactly. Imagine if they got Clive Owen to play Biggie. That would be great, actually. Actually, yeah. E.D. Falco to play two-pack. Biggie. Biggie, you fat. So I hope they're actually good

And I'm kind of afraid that it'll be all about Be about like the executives And the players would be like background characters But the players are great So Magic Johnson He's kind of known for one thing these days Oh right, the AIDS See I didn't even think of that

That's how progressive I am I assume they all of it I just see AIDS and none else Wow, the first AIDS president So Magic Johnson His story's interesting So he came from poverty The streets

His dad literally was like Garbage Man in the morning Factory worker And then like I don't know Blowjob man or something A 63 year old red boy Yeah literally like his dad had like

Four jobs He was just going nonstop Yeah yeah Got him into school He was great at basketball Even like You know the way did busing, where they buss like black

kids in the white schools. Sure. Yeah. So they bused Magic Johnson into the white school and like for the first week they're like oh look, looks like we got a raccoon problem. And then like he was so good at basketball. The white kids were like, oh Mr. Do you want to come to my house? Yeah. Yeah. He like won him all over.

You want to fuck my brother? Unprotected? Boy, do I. Yeah. I tell you these white people know how to entertain. Yeah. So then like he became like mega, Like famous in L.A. is different than being famous in Ohio. Oh, yeah, absolutely.

So he's, like, best friends with fucking, um, the black, black, uh, Johnny Carson. Arsenio Hall? Yeah, yeah, not just Johnny Carson Blackface. My alter ego, it's me, Arsenio Hall, uh, tonight. So I'm gonna be, um, yeah, so he's like hanging out with the, the rich and famous. Yeah, I mean, he was, yeah, he was kind of, he was in the, uh, that Michael Jordan level of fame Oh yeah

Especially like back then It was like it was all new as well So this around the 80s Yeah, yeah The early 80s yeah Apparently like He didn't have any like voices In terms of like drink or drugs

Yeah But women were a big problem Yes Yeah Like he's the way you'd have a set up Okay So he's going to his hotel After like training

Whatever okay Yeah Imagine that after training So I'd be tired Just waking up having sex But he's been training All right He comes home

the way you'd have a set up is there's three girls in the hotel room waiting there's one girl at reception he has sex with the one in the elevator on the way up to his hotel room that's like the starters he's up and coming like he's fucking in the elevator yeah so that's where he got it from

so like he yeah Ed Sharon wrote that about Magic Johnson so he'd like that's how he like even like the trip up's hotel room he needed Pussy then that's great Yeah. That's great.

And of course... Now, this is out of fancy hotels. You imagine there's like a bell hop in the elevator. It's like going down, sir. You say that every time. You fucking hack. You dumb hack. Fucking Don Rickles over here.

And then, on the other hand, so he's like the fun guy. He's like, he isn't drinking, but he's party and he's hanging out with Richard Famous. And he's just banging women non-stop. Yeah, yeah. No, is there ever any, you know? No. No? No. You sure?

Yeah. I'll do my own research. Oh, you can try. You're going to, like, do your own, like, you know, start interviewing the family and stuff like that. Hey, one more thing. I'm going to, you're using Google. I'm using Duck, Dock, Doe, because I need the truth. Yeah, so, and then, we'll get to a later on, but he's, like, banging loads of women.

He's like, this one, nothing bad can never happen to me. Yeah, yeah. On the other hand, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, much more solemn, more interesting. interesting, like, civil rights. Okay. Childhood friends with, of all people, Billy Crystal. Interesting. They went to school together.

Wow. Imagine da. Is that where Billy learned his jazz man? It's not really called the jazz man. I learned it from you. I knew that you would. Hey, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, you using the turlet tonight, brother. Billy, please stop, dad.

We have my mama's funeral right now. Can you dig that? And when they're like digging the hole for a smother, can you dig it? I knew that you good. Ah, yeah. So it's going to be those two. They're the big players.

We also have, who else? Donald Sterling will be a character in the show. That'll be fun. Oh yeah, yeah, the guy. Yeah, the clippers guy who like, he's known for he'd bring women that he was banging into the shower. Look, the black guys and basically like, I own those.

Impressive. Yeah, yeah. Like a butcher shop window. just dangling meats everywhere. Next up, well, the way it works is we have Jason Segal from How I Met Your Mother playing Paul Westhead. Who's that?

He is the coach, who was the head coach, and they were like, oh, guess what, Paul? You get to be assistant coach now. Isn't that just as good? Oh, who gave him the boot, bumped him? The GM. So he was like, he was the coach for a year, wasn't going well, and then they got Pat Riley.

played by what's his name I've heard that name Pat Riley played by Adrian Brody Oh I don't like Adrian Brody But he looks a lot like Pat Riley

So you have to put up with her Right Yeah Pat Riley is known for it He's one of the best coaches Yeah he's very famous Yeah They mention him in movies a lot

He's one of the inspirations For Gordon Gecko Okay Really? Yeah yeah Weird choice I think Got the mannerisms

The style off him Right Right Maybe he wasn't a stockbroke I like Jason Segal He's good in dramatic roles like when he played David Foster Wallace, that was a good performance. I didn't mean to watch that again.

Yeah, no, it was very good. Like, very kind of measured and, you know, respectful. Like, they don't really, you know, it's not gratuitous. Like, oh, depressed freak will kill himself soon. But that's what we're thinking, though. Oh, that's what you're always thinking. That's why I just see Jason Segal in general, like, I was watching the Muppets movie he wrote. I was like, oh.

He's going to hang himself on Kermit strings. So, yeah, Pat Riley, Sally Field is in it as well. Yes, a bit of sex appeal, finally. Now, this is the bit when it gets horny, okay? Michael Chickless, as Red Arbach, playing an Irish Jew. An Irish Jew? Yeah. We're going to need to do a whole other episode about this.

A red-headed Irish Jew. Jesus Christ. He's the head coach of, of course, the Celtics. Yeah, okay. Yeah, and he's like a no-nonsense. he won like, I told you about Bill Russell he won all those, all those rings Red Arbock.

Okay. He's a hard as nails. You can see Chickless doing this, yeah. Yeah, sure. Hard as nails. He doesn't give a fuck. He's going to have hair. Yeah, that'll be good. A big ginger jufro. A ginger jufro. It's going to be odd. I used to rock a ginger Jew fro back in the day.

You still could. Yeah, I still, I actually still could if I wanted to. I think the times are changed. 32 years old. Full head of hair, Brian. Everything else about me. is pure dog shit but the hair remains my friend I think you growed that

we're a wife beater yeah and just kind of walk around mean mugging people and intimidating old ladies I got a wrap around shades and a chain wallet got a fucking problem

it's your problem bitch yeah yeah so um yeah red Rbock is the coach and then Bull Burnham plays Larry Byrd now that's I like that a lot

I'm so excited for this yeah yeah I like that now because the only the most acting I've ever seen Bo Burnham do is in a promising young woman and I thought he was good in it like genuinely but you know it's going to be interested

to try see him as like you know an already famous well-known person so do you think he could pull this off so Larry Bird he doesn't like the attention yeah he's in he's inwards he's like a introvert yes Bo could definitely do that but he throws out good one-liners and stuff

like that yeah he's actually Bo's very introverted and has mental health problems didn't you say his last special. It's totally organic and genuine and not like manipulative and bold shit in any way. I still haven't watched that. That's good. No, it is genuine. I'm just like, where's

Larry Byrne? It is good. And I like Bo Burnham. I just don't like the people that like Poe Burnham. You know what I mean? It's the same with the Mighty Bush. I like the Mighty Bush. I just don't like the art students from NCAA. You're like, oh my gosh, did you see what they're doing now?

There's a big bear with a fucking hat on. Fuck you. You can't. So, do you know what I mean? Yeah. So Larry Bird, he's got an interesting story. Okay. So he came big family from Indiana.

Right. Dirt poor. Yeah. His dad was also a rent boy. His dad actually, very Irish this. His dad was the classic dad where he gets the paycheck on the weekend. He's coming home from work. He's like, huh, the bar is right there.

Maybe one little drink. And then, you know, he wakes up three days later in prison. And he's beside Magic Johnson. Oh, no, not again. Wait till I get you to the elevator, bitch. Oh, no. So his dad, you know, not the best dad. Sure.

Would lose jobs a lot. Yeah, yeah. Kind of like Angela's ashes. I think would fuck around, very Angeles ashes. Okay. But with extra PTSD because he'd been in the Korean War. That's what Angela's ashes was always missing, in my opinion. Basketball.

I always said that as like, this would be a lot better if they were dunked. and doing three-pointers from the free throw land. We still could. We can remake it. There's not a naked children in that film. I actually have never seen it. Oh, well,

watch it just for what I said. But like, you know, I don't really want to watch a film about a depressed Irish family with alcohol and abuse problems. Bit of a bus man's holiday for old cat in here. It was on TV one time

and I was watching it with a girl and I was like, oh, this could be fun. And then I was like, this isn't really the best date movie. Yeah. I'm trying to drop the hands. You're doing the popcorn trick, but you can't get hard. And the butter and salt are starting to sting your foreskin.

Look at the... Have some popcorn, you bitch! She's like crying like, oh my God, the poverty. I'm like, shut up. So he... Wait, so, no, his dad was in the Korean War, you say? Yeah, yeah, okay. So it would wake up screaming every night.

Right. Maybe not every night, but would like, you know, be screaming, he's drinking. I think he's slapping around women, he's cheating. one day the debt collectors come by and you're like you owe a lot of money he's like

oh yeah sure I'll pay that let me just put this gun in my mouth real quick oh really yeah nice bang the Irish goodbye

we call it and you don't say goodbye before that's the real it's like you're at a party instead of saying goodbye you just put a gun in your mouth

oh yeah so you know little yeah little Larry Bird great at basketball though

right and very tall How tall is he in the end? He's a tall, I'm not sure. Six, seven or something? I'm not good with measurements. Okay, oh, I know.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm like, I've got a massive cock. I've got a Larry Bird between my legs. I actually did, when I was young, very young now. I got confused between inches and centimetres, so I thought he's a massive cock. We got a fucking rain man over here with dick size. So he's great, he's so good at basketball, little Larry Bird, that he can't play with other kids his age, because it's just not fun for him so he plays with the black chefs

and the black workers on their free time where is he where he's hanging out with black chefs they're just hanging around school no I think after school they're just hanging out smoking cigarettes

and they're just trying to get one little break and this little white kids like play basketball with me yeah we don't want to shut I'll get you killed yeah you heard about my dad

how he killed himself wink wink yeah um so he's like um he's really he's like a prology with basketball right and they're like you gotta go to college right he's like no i don't belong no big city car i'm gonna stay here in indiana they're like come on larry we know we let you play basketball with us please stop doing that voice yo way you tripping dog i'm just saying i go no college you're here uh and then he goes to uh finally goes to uh college ends up in the lakers but he's like real like he hates like

press conference and stuff like the celebrity aspect he's just a about the game. It's just about the game. He was known for like, he'd just mow his lawn every Saturday and he'd be a bunch of press, like outside and he's like mowing his lawn or like, you know, cleaning the gutters. Oh, that's cool. I like that. That's kind of endearing, isn't it? And another thing is, so when he was rising up, there was a real media push to be like, oh, you're the white hope, aren't you? Oh, the great white hope. That's what they called him. Yeah, yeah. And there'd be loads of interviews are like, so you're going to show them a little, you're going to teach them a lesson, aren't you?

You're going to teach those blacks who's really in charge and he's like, I just want to play basketball. Yeah, yeah, yeah, play basketball. David, too, calls him up. Larry, it's Dave. How are you, brother?

David, please stop calling me here. I don't want to be rude, but they're my friends. No, they're brainwashing you. That's what happens when you let Al Sharpton front row seats at the Lakers games manipulate your mind

with nonsense. See, again, a lot of Lots of very random esoteric bullshit that only freaks like you and me, understand. If you can keep up with it, it's great, but you're not going to... But nobody can, because nobody is this mentally ill. And then, you know what, I'm so unhappy, Brian. 32 years old. I've done nothing.

I'm talking about the Lakers. You're right, I'm sorry. Anyway, hey, hey, hey, what's up, man? I'm playing with the basketball. Yeah, just do what you do, can. You're what it is, brother, with the basketball. basketball what that she be

yeah that's all you want for me isn't it anyway you go on Brian you've done that now be quiet um so now you know the rest story like him and him and magic they have a big rivalry becomes famous it's always like he wins one year

next year he wins and then who's this Larry and Magic Larry and Magic Johnson okay the big right and the rivalry basically saves the NBA right because then loads people get into it and then thankfully just as the rivalry is dying down then Michael Jordan comes along and gets even bigger

Right, okay So they were kind of like the, you know The beginnings of sort of building up the NBA To be the huge franchise that it is Yeah, yeah, yeah That's cool Because I think the NBA back then was same levels Like fucking, I don't know

What would be like a kind of dumb sport Like I don't know trampolining professional Or like professional bowling or something like that It's like that kind of level of like Oh it's like a novelty sport kind of thing Yeah, or like badminton. Yeah, something like that where it's like, if you know it,

you know it, but you wouldn't like, you wouldn't walk into a pub when you're playing on TV or anything. Right, okay. And if you're like, can you turn it on to look at you like, what a fucking weirdo.

It would be like asking to put on the ballet or something. Yeah. So then we got a bunch of other people in the show. This would be fun now. We've got Mike Epps as Richard Pryor. Whoa, that's interesting. Recurring.

Not like guest. He's recurring. Because Mike Epps was, Because they've been talking about this fucking Richard Pryor biopic for about 20 years now. Initially it was Marlon Wayans and then Mike Epps and now I don't even know

if it's happening at all. You sent me some footage a while that was Marlon Wayans. That wasn't good. It was not good, no. To tell people it was like test footage of Marlon Wayne's as Prior. Yeah. I would not have been able to tell that was Prior.

No, it wasn't good. Wasn't good. But anyway, no disrespect to Marlon Wayne's or, you know, he's a legend. you know, Little Man Scary Movie 3 and oh he didn't do that one, that's why it's good. No, uh, but... Little Man though, Little Man will never be topped.

Little Man is, I mean, that is... I have a dream one day. That's our citizen King. I'll tell you, when we're doing Vickers Street, we're going to do a Little Man reenactment. Yeah. And we're going to fully reenact it. Oh, yes. I don't even know what that's going to entail, but I can't wait. It's going to be very... It's going to be illegal, basically, yeah.

But yeah, so, uh, my gaps is Richard Pryor. That'd be interesting now. Do you think he can pull it off? Well, I mean, to be honest, I've never been blown away by Mike Epps. Like a good kind of funny comedy character actor, but like, you know, I've never really had the thoughts like, oh man, Mike Epps is so good. You know, he's just kind of, he can, he's got his little niche and he does it well or whatever, but I've never been blown away by him. But who knows? Could be good.

Could be good. We also have some guy called, some guy called Max E. Williams as Jack Nicholson. so Nicholson he's like it was at every single game I just love watching you play would you like to come around to my hot tub I'm not doing a good job there sorry

separate hot tubs separate hot tubs so yeah so I looked them up The Magic Jansons never figured out anyway no no it's not even a good impression I'm not I looked them up and he just look a lot like Nicholson I don't know if he can act like Nicholson

but he ever see Leonard DiCaprio to his Nicholson impression yeah just the facial expressions so well. He's kind of grown into that. Same with the kind of fat guy. Yeah, he's kind of, his lifestyle is the same. It's like, you're nearly 50, but you're still buying an 18-year-olds.

It's awesome, like. So many people on Twitter, like, so like, it's wrong. It gets me legit angry. I don't know why. I think it's because deep down it's part of me being like, well, I'm 50, I won't do that. Yeah, who doesn't? Someone's ruining the fun.

You're 25 and you want to do that. Who doesn't want to do it? But also, like, it goes both ways, you know. You see all these old women going like, oh, the BTS boys are very nice. Yeah, they all look like little porcelain doll children. Yeah, and they're creaming over that and that's okay. Yeah, yeah.

Dremendipause, fanny. Evil! Evil! So that's basically the Lakers series. I'm very excited about it. You are very excited about it. Gillian Jacobs in it as well. I like her.

I like her. A bunch of other people. I won't bore you with the very. rest. He is like, you kind of forget how like really, really hot she is.

Oh, she's the best. Insanely good looking. But she's very, she's great, like very good, like comedic sensibilities. I've never actually seen her doing anything kind of,

I suppose partly dramatic was that Mike Brabiglia improv movie. Oh, I didn't watch that. Don't think twice. It was okay. She was good in it. But, uh,

yeah. Um, there was one bit in it where, um, so Mike Barbiglia's character is just kind of like he's in his late 30s he never really made it because he's not very good and at one point one of his more successful comedic

peers goes look nobody's had the balls to say this to you but you don't have it you just don't have it is that key no no it was like the fat girl whatever her name was but she was just turned out I was like look I'm sorry to tell you this but you don't have it and it's never

going to happen for you and that's the truth and I was like well God so many people I'd love to say that to yeah a lot of people who want to say that to us no but you gotta block out the haters Brian you just gotta believe

if you work hard if you work hard you can be Mike Barbiga yeah we can all be Mike Barbiga if you like the right person's posts on Instagram you can make it to the big

if you would pretend to accept certain people's way of life you could achieve anything and then just like vomit blood in your private moments out of hatred and disgust but anyway

yeah so I'm very excited for that. You are and it's good. I'm looking forward to it too. There's a very good... I might get into basketball just because of this. I'll go back to the start. When did they first broadcast the NBA? Back when it was this Jewish guys. Yeah. That's what I liked it. Pure.

I'll tell you what, you'd like there's a good bird and magic documentary on YouTube. Yeah. I think it's called something gay like courtship of friendship or something like that. Oh, don't like that. It's very good. And you know, when Magic

God AIDS? Who was the first person to call him? Larry Bird? Yeah. I gave that to you, conch. Okay, so that's good. How long have we been going for? I think we've been going. We've been going 51 minutes. We've got to wrap this up with Field of Dreams. Really? Can you do Field of Dreams in ten minutes?

I think we could. Yeah, go on. Fuck it, then. Feel the Dreams. Here we go. Boom. More like Field of Creams and a fucking hoars with their push. and the pussy juice yeah yeah no no it's not

be quiet alright yeah feel the dreams it's a ghost film where you like pretty dumb so Kevin Costner sees the ghost

of his dad and then no no no he just hears the voice okay so we'll go back a bit alright go on yeah sorry

so it's a film you've seen the film and I'm like Kevin Costner's ghost is on a bus that can't go under 50 miles per hour because you've baseball

I thought this was based on some true story about like a mental guy who was like I just heard the voice of God and I built a baseball field all right this is where the very famous if you build it they will call yeah I thought this is based on a true story

of a guy who like heard a voice someone made this up which is insane that someone was like make this up and have the confidence to be like yeah this should be a book this is worth people reading just side note when I started Twitter many years ago

one of my funny tweets was if you build it they will come parentheses as long as what you've built as a whorehouse no likes so I just put a god in my mouth really yeah yeah god what's wrong with that like let's say if you went on a rampage

right after that no one could blame you like they pushed them you get what you fucking deserve what's wrong with that Mary it's a very fine joke as to set up and punchline Well, Joker, you gotta respect sex workers now, you know. No, Mary, I don't, they're a horse.

Anyway, sorry, feel the dreams. So someone made this up. So the plot is, Kevin Costner has just bought, like, a farm with his wife and daughter. Right. He's kind of like, oh, I'm 33 and I basically settle down. Yeah. He used to be like a hippie, kind of, you know, smoking dope and protesting. He was in the Manson family.

He slashed Sharon Tate's throat. No, he was lame. Yeah, he was just like, going, oh, the war is bad. and then smoked some dope and I was in he's like wow you know I really wasn't

the edge of the counterculture wasn't I so yeah he's like 33 he's having a bit of a midlife crisis and he hears like

if they build it it will come they will come if you build it I don't know if you build it they will call I saw the film yesterday

I can't be expected to remember it sure so here's the voice okay and he's like oh okay and he tells his wife like yeah honey

I'm hearing voices and they're telling me like I think what they mean is I should knock down the field you know we have all the corn that we need to sell we're going to knock it all down

and put a baseball field there and the wife is like huh really well I want to support your dreams well when was this set like the 50s or something no it could be after the hippie revolution oh you're right so what 70s

I think it's set when it was coming out so 90s yeah yeah 90s yeah or maybe 80s how could it be 33 and had been a hippie in the 60s the math's not adding up there the 80s whatever okay

fuck it I don't care who cares whatever I don't care as well as shit more on field of dreams I don't even want to talk with this going as well

as you expect no it's not basically so he's like all dude and the wife just basically goes along with it yeah and then he builds it

and all these ghosts show up right of like baseball players so like like Bay Bruce no not Bay Bruce Smokey no

shoeless Joe Jackson okay he's played by really oughta. Right. And basically he's like, oh, we're all ghosts, but hey, thanks for building this field. Now we can play baseball forever. Right. And, you know, Costor's like, nice, okay. But no one else can see the ghosts. Okay. So they're all like, Costner, you're crazy. You're losing money here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're going to lose the farm. It's like, can't you see they're playing? Right. So they all think he's gone mental. Sure. And,

I mean, he kind of has, hasn't he? Basically, yeah. But then, so someone wrote this. Again, I keep saying this. So then the voices keep talking to him, and it's like, oh, I know I need to do next. I got to go find this writer who's based on J.D. Salinger. Okay. Who's played by Dart Vader. James Earl Jones? Yeah, yeah.

Right. So I got to go find James Old Jurt. James L. Jones, or whatever's name. I don't even close. I got to find Darth Vader. James Earl Jones, okay? Nice. Because he's sad.

The voice tells me he's sad. Right. So I got to find him and then bring him to the base. baseball field because when he was a kid he loved baseball as well this is retarded so he he finds the he finds the writer brings to the baseball field yeah he plays with shoeless joe jackson the rest of him okay okay he see the ghosts yeah he can't as well yeah he's the only other one that can see him right and then the ghost are like hey you want to come with us oh okay and uh uh you know darfader's like okay but uh kevin cost so can i come as well

and they're like, no. No, you wouldn't like it. Yeah. No, because you don't want to go where we're taking him. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we played baseball back then, so, you know, we weren't angels. So then they bring him, they bring this black guy into the cornfield. And I think that represents them bringing them to heaven.

Right, okay. And that's how the film ends. That's so fucking dumb. Now, why was this so popular? Wasn't this? This was like a pop. It's a charming film, but it's very, it's not. much to it. It's like just stupid

90s, there was a lot of weird, dumb shit that got big in the 90s, like, kind of like semi, because there's definitely a religious angle to it. There's an afterlife and a heaven. They don't go into the God stuff at all. They never say who the voice is.

There's a lot, if anything, it's the church of baseball, there's only speeches about like baseball is America. Yeah. Because of baseball, you know, you're down in the first inning, then you get back up and you get a home run that's what America's all about

there's a bunch of shit like that and a lot of cuty like my husband's building a baseball field and if I say anything he hits me yeah and the daughter's doing cutesy stuff the daughter's and girls now so she's getting her ass eating out now

really? Yeah I'd never watch that show a lot of sexual stuff in it that isn't any way appealing. No, well, like, I'm sorry, but who wants to see Lena Dunham get fucked? There's a good scene in it where, like, some girl was like

getting, this girl was getting like, um, licked out by Lena Dunham. She was like, ah, stop and she's like pushing her head into her pussy. Oh, wow. And then, like, Lena's like, no, I can't breathe. And then the girl's like, oh, fuck you, and just fingers and stuff, she comes, starts crying. Wow. It's a lot going on in that scene.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, and this is a comedy? This is what comedy is now. Remember Faulty towers? Not anymore No, no I miss Faulty Towers I tell you, it was a great time Remember when Basil

fingered himself Start crying I never actually watched Faulty Towers Oh really? Yeah I like the Major Who's that

He's the guy He's the N word What? Yeah They say the N word Oh yeah They cut it out now Because the BBC are cowards

Oh fuck sick Okay well You sold me It's not even a joke It's a major Being like Oh, is there any Around

And then he's Oh stop Major And then he's like Yeah it's like oh no major oh okay i don't like when they're around he goes off right and then then they go back to the comedy yeah yeah john cleese just wanted to wedge that in it's integral to the plot yeah you know it's actually this is a bit of a i've been rewatched sopranos as i said one of the producers are like Bernie brilstein was this like big producer in hollywood and you know

like in the executive games in the sopranos where they have the executive poker games where there's like celebrity cameos. Yeah. So he's in it, right? So he's there. He's in the table of, and they're talking about, you know, one of them is trying to get their kid into a like special school or a fancy school. And his, the only line he says in it is like, if they were black or gay, they'd be in no problem. It's like, so he's like the producer of this show and it's like, I want a cameo in the show where my only line is, oh, if you're black or gay, you get into the fancy schools, no bother. Yeah.

Because he was like one line in the show and I want to be pure truth. Yeah. It's funny. He was,

he represented or he was like a manager of John Belushi and like pretty much all the terrible movies that John Belushi did Bernie Brilstein

was responsible for. And like all the good ones that he did was all Dan Aykroyd and them lads saying, here John, don't do that shite film with him

do this good one with us. But anyway, whatever. Bernie Brilstein, RIP, he said now. Is that, is it wired?

That movie about him? Michael Chichliss. Is that good? I heard it's pretty out there. Yeah, it starts with... It's a lot of him being dead, isn't it? He's dead. Chickless plays Belushi.

It starts with Belushi's body in the morgue. And then the ghost, Michael Chicklese, Belushi gets up. It's like, whoa, I'm dead. What a trip. That didn't really happen. No, I don't think so. And then he went and played baseball with Ray Leota.

Yeah, well, what's the... I'm just go back to field the... dreams from a minute. Yeah. What am I supposed to take out that film?

Because the whole thing is like, the good thing to do is like have blind fate and do whatever the voices tell you. Yes.

And then like, but he doesn't get anything out of it. The only thing he gets is like then people kind of go by and are like, oh, like at the end

there's loads of tourists come along to see this field, this crazy guy. Right. Does he make money out of it? We don't know. It ends with them coming.

Right. Where buses and cars coming to see the field. But like, they're not going to see the ghosts. I don't think, or if they do, then people would, like, stop

believing in science and shit. If they just see the ghost of Shulis Joe. It just, the premise always seemed very dumb to me, and it it's not my thing. I don't like, kind of like, like, that movie, Ghosts with Patrick Swayze, it just sounds very dumb. I never wanted to watch

it. With that, it's kind of like, it's a narrative, like, okay, do this, she's got to help him get to heaven. There's, like, somebody killed him, he's got to get revenge. Yeah, there's like a thing that all can follow, I can put my hat on this. Yeah. This film, it's like such a, it's so unlike a film that would actually get released

that it's kind of interesting. You directed it? I'm not, I'm not too sure. It's some guy who didn't do too much. Okay. I think it was a real Kevin Costner vehicle, though. I think Kevin Costner was like, I want to do this, and he got the director. Right, okay, okay.

And the reason I watched it is because he did actually, I think it's like a 20 anniversary or something like that, a feel of dreams. Yeah. So they had a real baseball game last week. With actual ghosts. Yeah. They killed people and then made their ghosts play baseball.

That's dedication. Anyway. Yeah. So they had a real game on that because they built the actual field for the movie and left it there. And then...

And it's still... You know what? I think the reason why it persists is because it is such an anomaly. It's just kind of like doesn't really make sense but it has some weird staying power. But wouldn't it be better like...

Okay, that's the setup, all right? But wouldn't it be like, you know, some kind of like the ghosts help him save the day in some way or something. Help make his wife come. Yeah, yeah. Shove a baseball bat up a fucking twat

and she'll come like that. Way. It becomes a musical. It's in the heights with ghosts instead of Mexicans. Donie. Or whatever they are. I kind of forgot the other part of it is that they're all the players who involved in the black sock scandal. No. The baseball players,

they've basically true the world series because the mafia paid them to oh okay so they were all the one and only time that ever happened

yeah yeah oh like it's a constant thing in professional sports the one time does corruption sports yeah so the mafia paid them to fail the game

okay but shoeless Joe was the only one who refused and was playing really well right but they still lost anyway yeah

so the whole team were then found out and then they were banned from playing baseball and people are like oh don't ban shoeless Joe as well

but he was banned and now the ghosts of the players can come play So that'd be good now It's like Let's get revenge boys And they go after the five families In New York

Yes Oh my god That'd be so much better But the thing is like They can't Because they're ghost They can't do anything So they're like

Ah man You's fucking ghost over here What the fuck You're talking about You fucking got goats in a head of a while Yeah Black magic Voodoo shit

Fucking quay So the thing is like They can't actually Hold a gun themselves Because they're ghosts So they just have to like Tell Costner where to go You're right, yeah

That'll be fun That would be good And then at the end He shoots the boss And goes like That's what I call Home Run Doesn't even work

But hey Come shot credits Finn All right I think we're over An hour An hour hour Yeah

Hour 4 Okay This is it flew by Yeah Well Yeah Or I forgot to say As well

The impeachment Series Yeah It's based in the book By that Jeffrey Tubin Guy Who got caught

Wankin on Zoom Yeah He got caught Wankin But people were acting Like he was caught, like, sacrificing rabbit or something.

Yeah, yeah. It's like, what is he in the 60s? Yeah, late 60s. Fair play around for still mustering up the ability to have a wank. Yeah. He's a fucking, he's a national treasure. While using technology. You know how hard that is for the elderly? Yeah, yeah, exactly. It's like, oh,

the old man doesn't know how to use Zoom. Yeah, well, two years ago, nobody knew how to use Zoom. Yeah, the only thing you have to tap your head and rub your stomach. It's like that. Use Zoom and wank off, you know? he the oj show was based on a book by him as well he's a prolific writer yeah he did so much work okay and then one instant you get all these people being like he should apologize like you know yeah what he literally did nothing wrong he just didn't he forgot to turn off his camera

the women on the view were like i don't understand why someone would do this kind of thing it's sick it's disgusting how why would a man go to a laptop if i went to a laptop masturbation is the last thing i'd be thinking of this man He shouldn't be allowed have a job He shouldn't be allowed To have health care He should be on the street

And castrated like a dog The ability to wank With a laptop Is the only thing It's the only reason That keeps this whole thing going If you were adicate men wanking The technology industry

Would implode like that This guy I don't even know what I'm talking about I'm very tired He had to grovel for a job He had to like go to therapy Disappeared for like a year He had to like go to soup kitchens and shit

Just like look I'm helping They're like, oh, we know how you're helping. I hope you washed your hands, tubing. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he got a, like, that was a raw deal. He was slut-shamed. Yeah, he was slut-shamed. What's wrong with a, he was having a wank?

Do you know how many girls have done the same thing, okay? Yeah, and charge your money for it, OnlyFant's whores. Any of you, OnlyFans, bitches write a book about old J.R. Clinton? Don't think so, pal. Yeah, yeah. I was so fucking, I was on tubing side the whole time, right? That poor old man. That poor man.

Look, I'm putting it out there now. We are pro-tubing. We should have organized some kind of like like some rally, you know, like Black Lives Matter, but it's just, those of guys, like, loser guys, like, all wanking on small businesses.

Old men, wank. Yeah. Anyway. All right, that's, you're getting tired. You're getting tired when we started. See, you probably can't even tell because I'm such a professional. You know what?

But I'm very, very. tired. When you're tired, you get more animated, you put more energy into your show. You're right, I do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, oh, I need to hear. It's like, you know, I'm walking the tight rope, you know, I can't fall into the fiery pit of disgust.

Everyone's getting all spinny, you're sweaty. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's when things are... That's when the voices get even more offensive. Yeah, yeah. But no, this was a good one, I think we... It's fun. We didn't even get to the Breaking Bad stuff like we're talking about. Oh, yeah, we'll do that. I'll talk about...

We'll talk about that next episode And also I'd be of running with some people So we can talk of it there Yeah So there's lots of stuff to gossip about Like little teenage girls But is this gonna be on Patreon though? Who knows? Who knows? Maybe this is Patreon

I haven't decided you Yeah, which way will Caesar Brian's thumb turn? I don't know Yeah Whichever way I feel like Hey, thanks guys for listening Alright, thank you. This is being a silly one We'll try, we'll do next week

We'll do another serious one about like a rape or murder Well, we did kind of get a bit rapy with this one. I'm talking about proper one. The real shit. Yeah, yeah, okay. Bye. Bye.