Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 128 : The Du Pont Family

Episode Date: September 7, 2021

She's got a big head and I LOVE it

Right, we got to go all this episode We've got to be fucking grey here I'm cracking up and keep singing I'm drinking Red Bull, I'm naked I'm a blind Italian But I still fucked your wife What's that con called Botticelli or something?

Bumicelli or something Bumachelli or something like Bufthich That'll be us, yeah We go to a show going to buffdy You know my mate, Shane Big fan of the podcast, I remember one night we were like on pills

Ecstasy pills Twisting my melon man It was like I'd know I'd been on it Like for the past two days And then like he put on that Time to say good And I was like

I was very emotional I was like he'd fucking be able to like shit Really? Well no I wasn't crying around him But it's a very moving song And when you're like on a rollover And your serotonin is depleting rapidly It affects you

Man, I'd have to leave. I'd have to leave if someone put that on, like, this is too, this is too much. Yeah. A man singing, I need to get out of here, like. And then it's kind of hard. It's so great that stepbrothers have ruined that song. Like, I love it.

He's like, he's playing, like, in Rome or Vienna. People are like, Kerely the wine mixer. He, like, jumps off the stage and batters them with his blind man, Kane. Yeah, I dare you, disrespect him. I'm at this fucking Will Ferrell

ruin everything and Zubidabud Yeah That'd be amazing That would be good Wouldn't I That's a funny sketch Yeah that'd be great actually

Yeah Like if he ever did S&L That'd be funny Yeah we'll pitch that I just saved SNL with one sketch You were back

Lorne was on the ladder I will never financially recover From Genji Hospital I must kill myself so how are you guys feeling you guys are you referring me

finally referring to me is there thank you as I've requested all this time I put up a fight I was not accepting it but like a lot of these things you just kept whining and whining I bought you a chicken burger

is like alright I guess you are human I'll accept your identity I'm good I was just saying the reason we started off with that song is this will be the final episode we ever record in this house because I'm

going to kill my no no I'm moving I'm moving to a different house this has been last episode

in this wild kind of a bit like animal house this has been like animal house but instead of

like sexy girls it's you getting undressed I'm outside and like oh wow and we just keep taking turns

and I live in a bungalow but he's still got a ladder that's how sad it is yeah yeah

that'd be yeah so you feel a bit sad another chapter of your life is closing as the years just whined on and I'm like oh

you know what I'm starting to get the feeling that maybe it's not going to work out for me that maybe I'm actually fucked and everything that I've done in my past the chickens are coming home to

roost and you know now it's all it's sort of like I don't know trying to enjoy a nice sunny day dinner while the house slowly burns around you. For years you're like any day now I'll get that phone call and I'll be off in Hollywood Land. It happened to Billy

Irish, it can happen to me. Our tits are about the same size. I'm mentally ill as well and I can dye my hair whatever color you want. There's something that's so funny about people who are just completely delusional and are like man I'm just going to keep doing this

and by doing this I mean like the bare minimum I don't even do I think to call what I do the bare minimum is being far too kind to me and my quote unquote

work ethic yeah yeah it's pretty well here's the thing I always like get annoyed about is there is people have like great work ethic yeah but they are just on talent like okay let's just keep it in comedy

but yeah like there are people that's like you got to grind every day every day, hustle and every day writing. It's like, you are one of the most unfoddy people I've ever met in my entire fucking life. Just get a job, you hippie. Look, you got a job, you're...

Yeah, I'm working... I've never been happier. Working at... My baby gets the morning train. Yeah. You're loving it. How is it? What, has it been a week now? It's been like three days, yeah. And you are...

rapidly coming apart at the scenes. You're deteriorating at an unprecedented level. I keep trying to kill myself in the bathroom and they've stopped even like they don't even care anymore.

There's a bathroom attendant just reading the news of the world like oh, Mondays. I keep going to do it guys and you're going to miss me. You're going to miss me

when I'm gone. Yeah, and I'll get a big write-up in the yearbook. What? What are you talking about? That's right. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, it's the fuck this job, man. Shite. Everything shite. You just get older and older. And it's like, oh my God, this is awful. Is this? Those, wait, like, when I was like a depressed 15-year-old and people were saying,

these are the best years of your life, I was like, no fucking way. And now I'm like, 32. I'm like, oh, fuck. they were worth it? It's getting worse and worse and it's just the older you get the worse it gets. Like are you going to do the cowardly thing and continue

to live? You're going to be a man for once in your life. Just get that gun, walk into that deli and bladjardstown and shoot that big tin and hoar in the face like a man. Then go to New Zealand. It's still funny in New Zealand. They keep getting

terrorist attacks. New Zealand. And nobody cares. A little small country where everyone's like, oh, hello. They're all friendly and they're all fucking Murray from Flight of the Concord's. Mary, present? Terrorist, present? Wait, is it? Is it like... So it's this one there

today. Really? Yeah, yeah. It was like an Islamic state extremist is what they call. Yeah, yeah. But it's funny, they were like... Nobody cares about terrorism anymore unless it's a white man. Finally, the white man has reclaimed terrorism. From those sand people.

Yeah. Wait, Dad, you know the way Elvis took all the black music? That's what we're doing with terrorism. Oh, thank you very much. I'm just going to shoot a little boy in the face. All right. I'm the king, man. But it's funny, there was another terrorist attack in New Zealand there yesterday, I think.

They were like, don't worry, guys, we were monitoring him the whole time. We keep his annoying him, and he took the gun out of his pocket. I believe he was wearing trousers, possibly jeans. He produced the firearm and shot 11 people. Yeah, and we still got the whole thing on film, and eventually he decided to stop himself and then we caught him. All right, you've had your fun. Now you're in trouble, young man.

He's like, give me 21 minutes. All right, but after that. Only because you was nicely, you know, I was raised right. Yeah. But anyway, luck enough about me and my depressing, shitty life. Let's get to the real stuff. yeah okay right oh you don't let your job do you not pray you no no fucking grow up pal you're a little boy in a world of men that's your i really am we all are man i didn't i didn't realize that like i really am a little buffy let's be honest okay

i'm only realizing this now especially like because i'm in the lads environment there they're all lads and just like i'm such a little i hate my self so more they keep saying things to me and I can't think of

a comeback or anything yeah they keep going like oh Brian needs a tampon I'm like

yes that's all I can think of well let's come on let's think of some

zingers for you right now oh Brian needs a tampon yeah you'll need

a tampon when I fucking take a box cuter to your face you cunt and you

actually pull the knife yeah you be bleeding out of your fucking throat yeah

I'm gonna give your fucking throat a fanny you queer I know where your kids live

I've got pictures of your kids loads of stuff and I'm selling them to the highest bedroom and he's like that's not my that's the poster for home alone yeah I go yeah I'm going to kill McColley Culkin

take that yeah but this episode is about the DuPonts the DuPonts yeah that was a bit of an unnatural segue now that was abrasive there was no real

we're talking about the DuPonts because we're having too much fun I want to get into I was like we're having fun yeah stop that all right time for facts okay

so to the Pond family a family that like has had a huge influence in history yes but we only really know from Foxcatcher Foxcatcher

the movie with Steve Carell and Channing Tatum Tatum yeah he's actually really good in the film you know I haven't seen I watched the documentary and I was going

much as sort of the usual you're like oh okay we're going to do an episode about this and I'm like oh yeah I'll watch the film but then I don't to just watch Billy Madison again yeah oh look he's in the swimming pool but he's 47 that's great it's so funny just over and over again just non-stop it's Billy Madison and Little Nicky that's all I need I just an image there of you and it's you an empty cinema okay yeah and you're all old and you're on like a an oxygen thing, okay? And it's like you're playing Billy Madison on the big screen, okay? And it's a single tear rolls down your eye. Then you drop a flower, thin.

Yes, yeah. And just as the orchestral music plays in, all you hear, zim-daboo! Zaboo! Oh, no, you're an old man's dead. Yeah. But anyway, you're an old man with sanders still kicking, he's still dancing.

He still looks great, yeah But I know, yeah So the movie Foxcatcher Now I'm familiar with the story Because I watch the documentary It's a very, it's an interesting So we'll get to that later on Okay

So I'll just give my personal history Because everything's about me, okay? Okay. I felt that So I watched Foxcatcher And I heard about this DePont family I was like, oh yeah, they're a rich family But I had no context for like, you know Yeah

It's like oh rich, like there's lots of There's rich families around Ireland Okay That doesn't mean anything, okay? Okay And then I watch It's like Brian Tubber Yeah, the Tuberty

I still can't get out, sorry, but David McSavage's first cousins with Ryan Tuberty Yeah, yeah That blew my mind When I found that out, I was like, okay 9-11 was an inside job You know, they whacked Two of them were driving the plane together

Yeah, Cuba whacked JFK Fucking aliens murdered Marilyn Monroe after they fucked her with their alien Cocks, it's all lies, man Once I heard about McSavage and Tuberdea is like nothing is real anymore. We are in a simulation.

Do you think McSavage would sue us for like leaking that? No. He's ashamed of his Tuberty connections. He's trying to sue Mr. Wikipedia. Wow. Hello.

Anyway, sorry. Shouts out to McSavage. She's great. Fuck Ryan Turbreda. I hope he dies. Yeah. Wasn't their story recently, Ruth?

I was walking my daughter along and someone spit, I called him a paedophile Yeah, yeah Well you know what He's getting their special badge For this month You're like a blue Peter badge

You get a Brian and James badge That was That was definitely the work Of one of the BJ boys BJ boys out there Fucking shit up I think I know which one Right so look

Sorry DuPonts Enough fun Enough silly Enough silliness I've told you about this I'm gonna turn my mic off Yeah This is the dream

Turn off, guys. Sorry. This is the dream now, okay? The dream is you sit there and be quiet, and I tell you about things. Yep. And that's it. Okay.

And when I pause, there's no noise, okay? No one interrupting me. To the Pond family, that is literally your dream. That's what you would love. You would love that. Yeah, but it has to be,

you have to be there for the power dynamic to work. you can feel like a big man okay otherwise I'll be not saying if I was just on my own be like

um did you Pots where's Jay like where's Poochie where's the black man voices okay DuPont

so to the Pond family very powerful family in American history they've had a huge influence in American history okay back to like George Washington

times yeah these are this is like real old money like these motherfuckers go back like fucking centuries you know

the rich families you don't know anything about them yes we know about the trumps yeah we know about the Rockefellers but like the real the Kardashians and all that yeah the Kardashians they were also around during George Washington's time

distracting him JD Rockefeller had ass implants and lip fillers Robert E. Lee got distracted by her big ass and that's why they lost yeah so now these these mo the DePonts they go back fucking centuries.

And here's the thing, we can't actually understand how much money they have. No. And how much power they have. Yeah. Like,

they could literally, I mean, if they could like, like, yeah, we don't like that state and just kill everyone there.

Yeah. And there'd be a lot of news media being like, oh, we better not say any, we better not rock the boat. Yeah, somebody goes,

hey, what happened to a, what did you say? Oh, no, gay guy says, what? Well,

I'm not, CNN is not gay. I'll tell you that good, sir. That's the, that's, their only weapon in the arsenal. That's how they've consolidated their power

for centuries. Gamead says what? You won this round, I'll tell you that. The Deponts win again. You better not kill any more people or, well, I won't do anything, but still, yeah, this is like serious money. Yeah, this is like insane wealth and power.

They can buy and sell studios, they can news networks, anything, okay? They could literally, they could buy you. Yeah, they could. I know, you know. I fucking wish they would. Yeah, put my ass to work.

I'd love that. Oh, I'd love it. Imagine that. It's like, you get a job as like cleaning up the bodies in the DePont War room. I'll tell you what, I'd be whistling every day. I'd be like, this is awesome. Yeah, yeah. You meet new people?

They're dead. Yeah. I'd be like the old wise janitor. Well, Mr. DePont, oh, you have outshan yourself today, sir. No matter what he does. Like, great ideas. They're a great idea. idea. So

do the ponds, it's kind of hard to know where to start with the ponds. So, because we got like the O.G. DuPont, okay? What are we talking like 1700s? Like 1788. Yeah, it's insane. Like you can't even, you literally can't even wrap your head around it. Yeah, yeah. Start off. They didn't have iPhones.

Yeah. What about iPads? They didn't even have you pad, knee pads. Fucking. Cut that out anyway I enjoyed that Your face got all red You're trying to think

I couldn't think Anthony was like Lily pads That would have been better No would have been better No let's think of something now Pads Maxi Pads

Maxi Pads It just didn't have those It didn't have Hebenine sanitary products In the 1700s Is that a funny observation No I don't think it is You know what

It's not funny for us But there's definitely a few Edinburgh shows Where that would be the big punch line Oh yeah And they didn't have tampons back then And people like Good

Very very interesting Yeah I don't like comedy shows that are funny That gets in the way So They love this one then So Do the pond start off in

Explosions Okay Oh like For mining Booms Big Booms Gunpowder Anything just like

You know dynamite gunpowder explosions for the purposes of like mining shit I imagine yeah and also guns that was their big thing okay okay also gunpowder and they were there for like the French revolution right yeah okay they're like forest gump

yeah they just show up everywhere yeah yeah perhaps maybe they're in a sort of a certain capacity where they're influencing these events well that's not even a thing to be like maybe they are They're full on hour Oh, okay

Yeah, yeah Don't literally be like Here's, like To be like You hear what this guy This guy just called you gay Sochley blue We shall not be called

They homosexual It doesn't take a conspiracy theorist To be like Okay, if they gave them like 700,000 pounds of gunpowder That probably affected Which way a war would turn Yeah, okay

Fair enough So it started off in France That's where DuPont comes from Sure That's where their gay little name Comes from okay Frog name see we're better than them

because they're frogs and we're legends well here even they knew it we can't be French forever we got to change and grow we got to do better okay so do better

so they went to America they went to America settled down in Delaware they always they're very clever these people they always settle down in the nowhere states yeah

the bum states really just sit down by like okay who's gonna stand again is it that old farmer with no teeth no I think we can take came. So they took

over Delaware basically, okay? They built loads of big factories. They had a lot of like

innovations that comes to factories. So one thing they did is they built instead of one big factory

to build smaller ones. So that way if one blows up to have the other ones. You still got six factories

left. Oh, okay. They also the thing where they did like it was like three proper walls made

out of stone right and then one wall that was made of like kind of weak like timber or something like

and that okay? And that was on the side facing the river. So that way if there's a big explosion, all the dead bodies just get shot into the river. Wow. Problem solved.

That is innovation, I tell you. Yeah. You can't argue with that. And the structure of the building is still grand. Because it's only... The tree walls. The tree walls are, it's only... it's forced into the weak wall. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I watched a documentary about DuPonts that was very much in favour

of the Ponce. Oh, really? Yeah, it's no man being like, ha ha. He was a great man those workers would go flying into the water yeah it was great man like a bunch of fucking tadpoles going down the river oh my Moses in your basket

we got one through three and he was like uh you know back then we didn't say the workers died we said the workers took a little swim that's great yeah we had great fun there hundreds dead

oh wow okay one of the big guys then where he was called now they've all again Irene DuPont that's a man yeah this confused me

the whole time they've all got names like Irene yeah come on Irene yeah uh Lecinda

and stuff like that but they're all men yeah okay now Irene DuPont let's go on to him he give him a man yeah

Ira IRA DePont okay Derrard DuPont He was the one who kind of like Really made a name for himself in America Before there's like

Oh, the little DuPont company Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah He was the guy who's like Hey, Delaware ain't enough for me We're taking on the whole country So Irene DuPont Loved Eugenics Of course

Yeah, a lot of these motherfuckers Love eugenics Yeah It's why you think that is Why is it about becoming rich where you're like... Well, because the thing is, again, this is like,

we're talking old money. It's the same as, it's the same ideology as royalty and oligarchs. They think that their bloodline is literally, divinity has been bestowed upon them, that they've been chosen by God

because they are just better. Yeah. Like, when you're like born and raised and like that's the ideology that just carries out throughout the generations, like that warps your perception, distorts your view,

on reality. You literally do you think and feel you're better because the rules don't apply to you. So yeah they just want to, you know, obviously racism, anti-semitism, all that shit permeates in, it's like, ah, we are clearly the master race, blah, blah, blah. I think as well, there's a thing where

I think deep down a lot of people, this is rich people, famous people, they don't think they deserve it because they don't. Like imposter syndrome? Well, you can call it that. I think people who call it that are like people who are just like oh no it's actually

I should feel like I deserve this I've got a mental disease that's why I feel bad I think they're actually very selfish egotistical anyone with imposter syndrome

really should just kill themselves I think you do in the world a better place you are a weak little cunt and hey if you don't kill yourself I'll do it for you you know what's sad

I feel I have imposter syndrome and people are like why you're like you're a bum you're a worthless piece of shit You're like, I don't deserve the life I have right now. It's too good. But I just think a lot of people, they're kind of like,

they go a bit weird because they're like, I haven't. Well, maybe like the original, but the people who are born into it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The people who were born is like, oh, I'm rich because my great, great grandfather did this. I haven't made anything myself, do anything myself. Yes.

They get a bit weird, I think. And some people... Kind of defensive or like they got something to prove. Yeah, yeah. And I think some people have to like rationalize be like, way, why, why is this? Well, maybe it's because I was born genetically superior. Yeah.

Yeah, I think that's why some people go that way. And then other people... So it sort of validates their existence to an extent? Yeah, yeah. And I think other ones, though, it sees a lot of celebrities. They're like, well, just pretend like I give a fuck about people. And I'll do it the whole thing.

Like, oh, look at all the chardy brunches I'm doing. Yeah. Philanthropy. Yeah. I mean, pretty much anyone with half a brain I was realised that philanthropy is just like a tax loophole like you know? Yeah. It's just a way to like maintain your wealth. Yeah. But by

also looking altruistic at the same time. But see the thing is like these people they can't just go home and yell at their maid. No. And beat, you know, beat them to shit and break their legs. Yeah. Because they'll feel bad because they've got imposter syndrome. All right. Oh, my giant TV.

You're the blood all over the carpet from my dumb Puerto Rican maid. But, okay. You try and wash it, but it never comes out. Well, she won't wash it, that's the problem. Because she's all dead and bleeding. It's a catch-22. I need her to clean the blood pouring out of her face,

seeping into the fabric of my Persian rug. Yeah, but if they do, like, a thing was like, I actually, um, I hosted a gala to help inner city kids learn how do Sudukos. I'm a Suduko this motherfucker. Then they can go home. beat the shit out their maid and it's grand

and he's then with the eugenics thing if they're beating shit out of their maid and they're like well she's Puerto Rican she's less than me yes

they can feel better okay that's my TED talk this eugenics sounds pretty cool how do I get to do a eugenics yeah

he let's see now he was obviously like the Nazis Irene DePont yeah yeah oh actually I skipped the head here I'm just wrong

the one I'm thinking of I think Irene Depont he was the big one who was like helping Washington right and he actually himself went over to England and bought out all the gunpowder

really yeah yeah yeah and they were like what are you going to do with that is like nothing oh wow so thought I'd have it just for you know and that's interesting now what what did they they were big here's the thing now they were big they were for slavery yeah

love slavery yeah yeah but they could kind of tell here's the smart thing they knew which way the the wind was turning also the right well, he's the president and he's waging war, he's probably going to win this. Right, okay. So they made a bet. Yeah, fair. Well, I think either way they would just jumped on. If they

had, like, let's say they supported the Confederacy or whatever. The Confederacy, okay. Yeah. And they lost. They seem like they supported Nazis there on. It's like, oh, my bed. Yeah, yeah. Do-over. Yeah. Should look at all the companies that, like, supplied

shit to the Nazis back of the day. They still exist. Ford, Coca-Cola, Hugo, boss like they're you know they're just like oh okay so do over we'll just go back to these guys yeah at the moment they have like 14.3 billion dollars

14.3 billion yeah seems kind of quaint doesn't it I think so well here that's the thing now it's the same with the Vatican okay the Vatican has an amount they have but they've also got so much gold under the Vatican that is they have no idea how to price oh really? Because it's like

Literally priceless. Okay. They've got gold from civilizations that don't exist anymore. They've got gold coins from like Rome. They are in Rome, but like from... That literally fell out of Julius Caesar's asshole.

Wow, really? Yeah, yeah. So, we have the Julius Caesar an asshole of Rubel. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. They've got all this shit that like, it's important, like you...

Yeah, yeah, okay? I think it's same, they've got this much like... Like, that's what they're declaring on paper. See, that's in their wallet, okay? Yeah, yeah. But this isn't talking about... You're not talking about the property.

the land more so as well they're kind of the connections they have forged throughout the decades centuries you know

they have they have so much influence and power and it just goes back and another thing about all these like fucking old money cons like you know

they are very big on traditions and sort of legacies and all that shit and incest well yeah of course

yeah that was a big thing one of the pons is very big in that he said it kept it kept the bloodline pure and the soul clean

yes when are we talking around what time period would you say I think like early like let's say 1906 or something like that yeah yeah yeah I mean he really was a prophet wasn't he it was starting to get frowned upon by the squares

yeah yeah but yeah there's apparently there's a lot of incest in the family Not like full on Like there isn't like You know A mother stuck in the washing machine You know Oh Brad

Whoa mom You're stuck in the washing machine I am I was trying to clean your Step dads Big dick pants Well maybe I can help you Oh I've slipped

Oh no mom My dick's in your ass Let me try and get out I'll fall back in Let me get out Before you get out Before you get out Maybe you could get off

Yeah No, they weren't like that bad But they wore like, you know, second cousin That's preferred Yeah, I think, I mean, it's kind of pretty much given That like incest just goes on and the rich Yeah And the poor and everyone

Oh, I take shit, it's bloody great It's great, it's great fun if you can't afford anything else Fun for the whole family, you know You can't afford a barbecue Yeah, if you can't afford a trip to Disneyland You know With those prices You'd be insane not to fuck your dad

That's right Anyway Where is it next now Let me just take a drink of this I'm drinking Red Bull Yeah red bull sugar free But yeah The incest is big

That's why I love them big noses now Yeah A lot of them have just had weird genetic stuff Yeah A lot of the British royal family Kind of all the royalty Especially the ones like Austrian They had proper like you know

Their eyes are under feet and stuff Yeah But like even the British royal family very big facial features, big ears, big teeth and red faces all year round and they just don't look right. And then Harry tried to counteract that by bringing in a little extra spice. They didn't like that. No, this isn't Tex-Mex, dare boy.

Get that out of here. Did I order tap us? I don't think so. But yeah, some of the families, I was watching things about the incest in there, yeah it really is like a narcissism thing you'd be like we're not gonna fuck them we're so great

we'll just fuck each other yeah you know you just want this dick what you want common or cock no you want premium pipe in your pussy

some of the kids were born proper like one of them like they'd proper just like this like a hand like from the Adam's family like just

doda da they were fucking weird But yeah, so At this stage They are insanely powerful Right Insanely rich And you know what

In fairness They've got like You know Something like 3,000 family members Yeah So only two of them Have had public scandals Yes

So There's been other shit going on Yeah yeah yeah Obviously and I'm sure God The fixers they have Must be top quality And just like

24 7 Yeah You know like a doctor On call Just like they finally oh god what a day they lie down and their beeper goes off it's like oh why do i still have a beeper it's 2017 like you know in pulp fiction yeah uh the wolf has to clean up two people okay yeah yeah they must be like the wolf is like full stop like he's going full out okay but it's like he shows up

and there's like 600 people just dead he's like ah made a mistake you clean that you know he's even here he's like yeah it's cleaned it up all right And do it proper job this time. Last week I found a femur in the kettle. You're slipping wolf. Do you want to end up like the maid, do you wolf? But okay, so yeah, the two... We have two choices, okay?

Yes. So a road diverge in a yellow wood, okay? Do you want to pick a wrestler-mur-murderer or a baby rapist? Oh, God. I tell you what. do like wrestling. You know what? Because we already talked about it

and it's kind of like the big reason why we're talking about we'll do the wrestler fox catcher story first and then we'll have the baby rapist as the dessert

as the sweet cherry pat. Okay, so John DuPont. You watched a documentary on this, haven't you? Yes, I have. So you can join in okay, all that way. Okay, John the Pond

he was a fan of zoology, stamps, shells and wrestling you know you just described about 30% of the Irish comedy scene there that's what they all love to especially the shells

oh those freaks shells funneled up their pockets all the time yeah yeah okay so what was that shells stamps zoology yeah yeah oh my god I mean yeah it wasn't into the foot of year

he had to be different didn't he apparently his mother was big into horses. Okay. Yeah. And he kind of hated it then. He was like, no, wrestling's better than horses. Yeah, yeah.

And she was like, no, wrestling, it's fake. Shut up. No way. The dead man isn't really dead. Yeah, yeah. He's not really Samoan, you know. It's just painted that way. So he was big into wrestling.

And then he, was it Mark Schultz or Dave Schultz? Which one was the one? It was Mark Schultz was the... The wrestler. Yeah, he was the wrestler. Yeah, he was the rest of it. He was also wrestler, but more, like, wasn't as good as Mark. Yeah. Yeah. But did he kind of become Mark's trainer then?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So basically, Mark... When we say wrestling, we mean, like, you know, like... Collegian wrestling. Yeah, like, you know, they're wearing the unitard and they're on the... It's not like, we're hell, brother. Yeah. It's none of that. There's no, like, you're not jumping off the ropes around like that.

There's no broad pontie matches in the depot. want house, you know? He would not allow that. He would not allow that. Unless they're covered in stamps and shells. Yeah, so, I don't know much about, like, is it called, it's called, like, collegiate wrestling or, like, Greco wrestling. Yeah, kind of like Olympic Greek wrestling, you know, like, really homoerotic.

I think there's actually, like, five different types of, like, Okay. Well, look, you've seen it. If you've ever watched a high school movie, you'll know what we're talking about. They were Unitards and they'd roll around. and grapple on the floor. And everyone's a winner. Yeah, yeah.

And the chicks love it. They get so wet. Watching that. Well, there's a subplot in the movie Foxcatcher where they're watching, in the film they're watching like UFC. Okay. Like, this is a disgrace.

What is this shit? Oh, really? This isn't proper wrestling. That's what DuPont is saying. John DuPont. No, this is what the Schultz, Mark Schultz is saying, yeah. Well, that's what everyone, it's a real,

um, they have a real, like, upturn nose to, like, Yeah, to, like, UFC. What about the Schultz's? Were they rich? No. No, they were just bottom feeder and trash. They had one fucking Olympic gold medals, okay?

Okay. We're still working out with some shitty place in the back of like a Popeye's chicken, you know? Right, right. They can't, like, a lot of these Olympic guys, they're not like, unless you, like, win gold, maybe like twice. Yeah.

And you have a nice face. And you're good at saying, like, you should eat Kellogg's. Unless you're, like, got all that. Yeah. your scum like okay like a lot of the guys who win the olympics you know three years later they're working like uh bank of ireland you know hoaring their ass on the streets they're hoaring themselves in bank of irons yeah yeah just like it's like a little section like uh you can talk to a you know a train member staff where you can go to the bathroom

and mark schultz will i look after you doing papilla you don't need no mortgage i make you forget about all your problems are you mark shultz shut up shut up I'm working in an angle here you can get buzz off oh I'm gonna make

your fear so good puppy ooh yeah ay Dios me yeah yeah even like the I Tanya film

remember that you know she's getting bronze silver she's like going back to a shack and getting battered by winter soldier

and like working literally working in like a fast food restaurant yeah yeah and also it's probably like you know she shows a bit

late and the boss were like, are you training for your little Olympics, are you? Oh, little Olympics, girl. I'll give you a gold medal. Hey, you know, you're always running late. Maybe you should get your skates on. Oh, silver.

What was the name of the bitch who leg got busted? Tanya Harding. Oh, she was the main. Oh, you're right. He was the other one. Oh, I can't remember the blonde one. No, Tanya Harding was the blonde one. Oh, you're right, yeah.

Oh, he's rumbled here. Yeah, without your notebook, you're useless. I don't even know skiing. It was ice skiing. Oh, he's got it wrong again. No, I know. But anyway, great, great film, great performance. Well, my point is that a lot of these Olympic people,

they're not living, like, luxury. They're not flying private jets and, you know, being like, I might work out today, or I might, uh... Yeah. Oh, will I do letterment? Will I guest host the tonight show? Yeah, yeah. Fallon owes me a favor.

He'll laugh at my jokes. I helped cover up the whole Horatio Sands unpleasantness. Yes. Oh, God, that'd be great, wouldn't I? Yeah. Do you see, it was like, there's a lot of click babe out there.

Like, Horatio Sands might bring down NBC. Yeah, I saw that, and I, like, clicked on it. I was like, well, this is literally nothing. It's like, oh, absolute shocking revelation of Jimmy Fallon. It's like, that he was just like at a rap party where the girl was and he was like hey what's up yeah

he didn't do anything like he was just there as if like let's say like when horatio sans goes down it's almost like too big to fail he can go down everyone can go down lord michael's just starts hagging himself

like um like the head of NBC who is it it's not les moon vests CBS yeah he did get me too yeah yeah well like, let's say, I think it's, um, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, okay, I've seen Tarty Rock, okay? Yeah, I've seen Tarty Rock, I know, so he hears about Horatius, uh, you, do you, sheds? You, that motho fucking dead, right? Tina, please stop doing that voice. Tracy is right there.

Please, Tina, I don't tell me what to do, mother. Glenn, Gary, Glenn Ross, motherfucker. suck my dip with your fucking gold eyes whack bitch I don't know yeah let's get back to this sorry back to DePonts let's get back to DePonts all right so yeah the wrestling

so John DePont sees Mark Schultz yeah okay and he's like I like you yeah you look a very good wrestler he's kind of got a weird voice I think you're a wonderful little wrestler

maybe you could come live with me and I'll make you a better wrestler because America America needs heroes and what's more heroic than wrestling Yeah, Steve Carell's in the movie What do you think of his performance?

It's good, but when I see more of the real guy I think It's a bit cartoonish There's something missing I think the real guy There's something about the real guy where it's like he was trying to be normal Yeah

And that was the interesting thing Where Steve Carell is more just like I'm playing this as a guy who is no way normal and doesn't seem to want to be normal Yeah, yeah And like the big fake nose as well Yeah, I think

I think it would even better if he just like Kind of played it more straight Just like, yeah Played a bit more straight And also like you don't need all the makeup A little bit, okay But I think the makeup artist Was just like showing off a bit

Right I think you know he probably like You know He got fired off Star Trek and he was doing the Klingon shit for years like all this extra makeup I might as well just like play around with it

and have fun but Do you think that's what really happened Brian? Yeah I do think that I actually have proof that it did happen But I actually have

The makeup artist over the phone Please help me Shut up Say it, say it So yeah Okay so I just think like

You know what I'm going to say that I like Steve Gorell Yeah But he is being some awful dog shit films he's been in more dog shit than good shit

what's that one with the little town welcome to Marwin yeah I saw did you see that no I saw a trailer that was enough

that was like a buff he gets beaten up and then he escapes to a world of fantasy with his little miniature town yeah but they're all like

sexy girls I said buffed in ironic way I think he's like a little perv oh really yeah yeah like he always

talk I think he wanks over those little models really yeah yeah Someone was telling me that in documentary he's way more like pervy Oh wait, the space is not real guy?

Yeah, yeah Yeah, he was an artist, all right Okay He would draw sexy ladies Right, right, right And then there was like these neo-Nazis Who were like, yo We don't appreciate that

Stereotypical Women The Male Gives Hey, hey, Hitler wouldn't like your drawings, okay? And then they beat him up And they beat the shit out of him, okay? Right, and then he just lived in his house And like drew little like he had little models

like clay basically and he turned them into like sexy ladies and then he built the whole town in like his house and like wanked over though well what a legend I don't think that should show that

in the documentary okay Louis Theroux would have asked those kind of questions but yeah yeah this it wasn't that but he's like wave he's very like she's a very sexy girl

and she's only the size of my hand see I thought like the movie was actually like kind of like meant to be the movie's meant to be almost like a rom-com yeah

yeah where this sounds a lot darker though yeah yeah yeah and I think in the film

it's like the models talk to them are like you should testify against the neo-Nazis and he's like

I will I also like wearing women's clothing oh okay it seems like it's a lot going on yeah

yeah it's like I tell you what it's a bit too much and it's too much to even like know what's going on right okay

and right look we're getting off track here yeah all I just meant to say is I think Steve Carrell watching him in so much shit that when I see him

doing something good I'm almost like are you fooling me here She should just stick with Adam McKay because like big short great vice great Yeah

you know That kind of stuff is good Yeah And then like he did like Irresistible Remember that the John Stewart movie? Yeah no I did that

That was embarrassing Yeah Yeah That didn't make any sense No It got you very angry You were talking about it At length

I remember I called you up And I was standing at the edge of building. I was like, give me one good reason why why I shouldn't

do this. Welcome to marijuana was shit as well. Dude, you want to know real quick what that film's about?

Irresistable? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, go on. So it's about what's his name? Steve Carell plays like a political strategist kind of guy.

Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he sees, there's like a Chris Cooper lives in a small town and he gives a speech or he's like back in my day his values

actually meant something Right You know he gives a speech at a town hall Yeah And like everyone's like Clapping at town hall It's like

My God This guy This is what we need He's real Americana Yeah He's like He could be the next president The United States

Someday Okay You know what I'm gonna help him Become mayor of this small town Right So he helps him

Become mayor of the small town Yes And And So wacky stuff happens Because then The Republicans Are like

We can't have this And they start So Basically, it kind of comes to thing where they're all funding, like, insane amounts of money into a small town. Right. Because they've all become convinced that, like, this is like, oh my, whoever wins, this could win, become next president. Right, okay. And they're all getting silly.

At the end, it turns out it was all a scam. By. The town. Really? The town are all actors. Oh, my God. That's awful. Yeah.

But here's the thing. The town are all actors, and they've taken the money. Right. And because there's a, like, there's a loophole where the money that gets funded. for elections can be used for whatever. Yeah, it's like lobbying, right? Yeah, lobbying, yeah, okay?

So they take the lobby money and they like build you know, like some fucking... Like a water park. We've got a super, super, super scene park! Oh, right! Chris Cooper's like,

dudes, we're going to shred and need the water park. Wipe out. Day, day, day, they like build a new hospital with the money. Oh, yeah. This is pretty gay.

Can I do a wipeout in the hospital? Yeah. Anytime you want to do a wipeout us with a child unplugs their life support machine. I show up... I show up with like a full on. I got my arm bands on.

And a surfboard. Yeah, yeah. I'm like, where's the party, dude? And I'm knocking over incubators at my surfboard. Yeah, so it turns out like, it was all the scam and Steve Carrell's like God damn I respect you

Yeah And then it's the end Oh and then it ends With like The title says Irresistible And then the letters just away So just says resist

Ugh Yeah You know I fuck that But I you know I did love seeing John Stewart on Colbert Talking about the

Lab League theory And Colbert Literally shitting himself Yeah Yeah That was great Colbert is Such a little cook

Can we Can we talk for a minute? Please. Let down, brother, man. Can we actually start talking for a minute? Preach. Fuck this DuPont shit. Let's get real.

Let's get real. So John Stewart, he wasn't saying anything crazy. No. He wasn't saying like, and the Chinese, they're all criminals. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They actually turn into bats at night. You ever seen Chinese New Year? That's all, they're all bats flying around, okay?

Yeah, he was just saying like, uh... Like, they have a gain of function recently. search lab in Wuhan that was developed blah like pretty logical like the kind of thing like everyone basically agreed on it and the only reason there was any initial pushback is because Trump said it. That was it like

it's not an outrageous thing to say literally Biden is saying this now yeah it's pretty much accepted fact like oh yeah it probably came from a lab yeah probably came from a lab no one saying that the Chinese were like step one is complete yeah exactly yeah time for step

two release the dragon like none of that stuff like that's released the bio weapon step two stop the children from playing Xbox my God you're evil

you're sick son of a brex God damn I'm sick of this crap I told you they were gonna do it or take on the Xbox away from all of us yeah but like

and then but Colbert and like you almost sound like like he's in the pocket of the Democrats but he is he is he literally

Because if you want to get the good guests on If you want to get Obama on the show You gotta play nice He went to Obama's birthday You get angry with this now Obama I hear Obama I'm already shitting blood What does he do now

Obama had his 60th birthday party Oh yeah yeah I did hear him Okay and he had to limit the number of guests Yeah It's because of COVID restrictions Right He Uninvited Larry David

So he could invite Stephen Colbert Oh Yeah He was like Larry Dave was probably all excited like oh gee whiz I can't wait and then he's like Obama was like you can't come

I can't wait for the next episode of curb where he bumps into Obama on the street you are not invited me he's like COVID Larry oh really and he does it well they call it

the Jew stare but I don't think that's what it's actually called I think that's just what a YouTube guy called it and I'm like oh it's the Jew stare that's what it's called every time you see a Jewish guy like oh the Jew stare

I love curb That'd be so funny in episodes He did the COVID excuse The COVID excuse I can't believe it The COVID excuse I used it last week They got out of jury duty

COVID excuse Jerry Obama Jerry I invited me I hadn't invited you Oh wait Here comes Kramer Oh I'll tell you something about Obama

You know what I'm going to send Kramer to party That'll teach you a lesson He's going to say 60 times Yes One forever a year, you've been a... Anyway, we were talking about

the DuPonts. Yeah, okay. Fuck Stephen Colbert is what we're saying. Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, so anyway, he was like, not on weird, just wanted you to come live in my wrestling house, okay? John DePont wants Mark Schultz to come and wrestle in his house. Yeah, yeah. And first of all, Mark was like, okay, but

only if I bring him a brother. Yes. The brother didn't want to separate from his family, even want to move his kids, you know, they're settled. Kind of weird. Like, why they're both adults? Like, why do you bringing your grown-up brother to live with you? Well, he says coach as well

and also, I think in the film Tatan plays him way more retarded than he actually is. Okay, right. He's very kind of like, me wrestle in the film where I think in real life

he's just like, I'd prefer that my brother around. Yeah, yeah. I mean, in real life, I mean, but in the film he's more like, without me brother, I can't do wrestle. I cannot do the wrestling without my brother, Dave.

So they develop an unhealthy the relationship where John the Ponce seems to be very jealous of anyone being close to Mark.

He was obviously like kind of in love with Mark Shultz right? Well the film they very much implied that it is a homosexual

thing. Oh did they imply that they actually fucked? No, no. But they do have like some

scenes in like fake wrestling and they're kind of rubbing each other but it's kind of hard to tell what's subtext and what's wrestling

you know? Sure. That's the art of wrestling my friend. Yeah, by the time it's gay gone too far.

He's got the... You don't realize it's gay until he's inside. He's got the cock and he asks he's going, is this K-fabe? I don't even get that. You don't know K-Fabe? No, what is that?

Oh, I thought everyone knew K-Fave. Nobody knows K-Fabe. Oh, I heard it and was like, I can't believe it went to my whole life without knowing K-fabe. What's the? That's the thing of like suspending your disbelief for

W.W.E. Wrestling. That kind of wrestling. Oh. Yeah, yeah. So let's say... K-fabe? Yeah, yeah. Why is it called?

It's just what it's called. I think it stands like initials for something, okay? Okay. Well, let's say when what's his name killed his family? Chris Benoit?

When Chris Benoit killed his family, that wasn't K-Fabe. No, no. Remember Vince McMahon was meant to be dead at the time? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he appeared on camera.

Yeah. That's him breaking K-Fabe. Right, yeah. So when Vince McMahon died, that was K-Fabe. Right, right, right. And when the audience accepts it, that's K-Fabe.

No, I understand the concept, but like why do they call it K-fabe as opposed to just suspension of disbelief? Oh that's too many words K-fay is much easy to understand K-haib. Yeah. So... It's kind of like no matter what condition you have

you can get that out. Just like... Oh yes, yes it is. K-fay-fay. All these guys have a lot of mental their brains are fucked, okay? So you can't be saying suspension of disbelief. They just go... Oh, yes. See all they dribble. That dribbles is a morse cold.

okay but anyway yeah so the wrestling there's a very strong homerotic Mark isn't winning the wrestling so eventually John the Pond's

like fuck it I'm going to get the brother over don't care how much money he costs okay he gets the brother over and is immediately

jealous of the brother because he's got a better relationship obviously because they're brothers their brothers Mark Schultz gets jealous shows up at their brother's house

with a gun says you've got a problem at me and shoot them like three times John DePont shoots Dave Schultz, right? Yeah, Dave Schultz, yeah three times.

Okay. Right. Just out of like, was there any kind of incident that particularly said it off? No, no, no, no. Like, don't you touch him? He's mine.

No, just literally pulled up. He's like, Dave Schultz was like working at his car, like working the ignition or something like that. Oh, it's my friend, John. Oh, no. Oh, John, you got a new gun you want to show me. Bam!

John, you shot me accidentally once. Bam! Twice is enough, okay. So, butterfingers, John, you just shot me three times in the face. You're really starting to grind my gears. We're going to have words, buddy.

Okay, I mean, I don't want to be telling any tales out of school here, but I think you've got a chip in your shoulder. No, they didn't cover us in the film, okay? But after he shot him, he was still pretty, he was calm beforehand, he's like, does anyone have my gun?

I need my gun, thank you. I must go off now to use my gun. I mean, it's basically for like a person who has the money and power that a DuPont has it's the equivalent of kind of hitting a rabbit with your car you're like oh gosh

yeah oh well it's more like swat and a fly it's like annoying yeah you're right but these people are so out of touch he probably completely detached from reality all these guys don't understand the idea of like if you kill if you shoot someone three times and kill them you you

probably will have to like cancel your plans for next few weeks you know you won't be able to go to Obama's 60th birthday party? Is this K-fabe? No, John, you're going to jail. What? Is this? Am I being punked? What's

going on? Yeah, so then John DePont then went back to his house and stayed in his house for two days. And just like... They had a whole police standoff thing. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. The police were side going like, can we come in, please? Like, no, I don't want you to come in.

We're all out of ideas, Sergeant. But again, like, if it was a black family in the ghetto that door's getting like you know that's right yeah black family that door's gonna knock down and then they're just like gonna kill a dog randomly even though the dog's like asleep and then they'll just like randomly like where's the where's the book of pictures okay burn that as well you know yeah let's send the message but yeah the police just like oh we'll just wait you'll have to come out eventually yeah yeah because again like you really can't overstate how much money and power these people have well someone did the ponds have been like

mayors and shit. Yeah, yeah. I think even at the moment one of them is like mayor or like... Probably. Again, like there is like fucking thousands of them

like it's a huge, huge dynasty. Yeah, I wrote down a few extra little facts with John DePont, okay? So did he go to jail? Yeah, died in a prison. Died in prison. Yeah, yeah.

70 something with that, yeah, yeah. And was he died of like cancer or something? I think just like... He wasn't like stabbed in the shower. No, he wasn't stabbed. He wasn't like... He wasn't like Whitey Bulger, you know? Yeah.

You know, I actually just, like, black mass. I watched it there. I saw it when it came out. It was very underwhelmed. I rewatched it. It's like, it's a lot better than I remember. And his performance is actually great. He's great in it.

He's great in it, yeah. I don't remember liking the entire film. Yeah, see, that's the thing. I didn't like it either, but then, like... I still don't think the film's good. No, I think it's good. Really? Yeah, yeah.

I did like the bit where Juno Temple got killed. Yes, that was good. A woman screaming. Yeah. Sign me up. Very interesting story, though, just like his connection to the MK Ultra

experiments. And the IRA. The IRA. Then he's basically not just an informant of the FBI, but they were just had this partnership.

Anyway, going well off track. Let's get back to the DePonts. Yes. So he was always delusional. Always had problems with mental health, okay? Even like from an early age,

always taught, like he was knowing your child. Yeah. Spent a lot of time on his own, okay? Having like an imaginary friend and all that? Yeah, all that stuff.

Like, all was, like, people. So, like, he had his first wife, okay? Yeah. He held a gun to her head because he taught she was a Russian agent. Sure. Yeah. Okay. He just watched Rocky Four.

And he was like, whoa. You're a sexy Russian, aren't you? You're Ivan Drago, aren't you? Just imagine it's going to. It's like, you killed Apollo. He taught ghosts lived in the walls. As in all walls everywhere? I think he's just in his house.

Okay. And they talked to himself. like that. He'd do a thing where he'd go to his wrestlers like let's have a fake match but then

afterwards he'd tell everyone it was real okay so he was like yeah I actually beat that professional wrestler oh yeah I'm better than him

yeah I could win you gold medal if I wanted to but I'm too busy with my stamps yeah my cock's too big and my stamp

collection's too small I have no time he'd repeatedly get drunk and drive his car into the river wow we've all done that yeah that'd be pretty

pretty fun, you know. Yeah. You know, just... How did he survive every time? Just, uh...

Luck of the Irish. Just wrestling, you know? Yeah, yeah. He fabed his way out of there. And, uh, one time, a male student of his,

a male wrestling student, sued him for sexual touching. Yes. Okay. Just one time. Lamp. Well, again, like...

You gotta be hitting double digits, brother? You gotta be hitting those Larry Nasser numbers. Now, that guy knew how to party. Larry Nasson out, he gets a gold medal. that guy wow

his fingers are Olympic athletes he has to finger like a piano player that's like he was doing 10 of them at once like

he did a thing where he slides across yeah man he was fairest him like he did all that and those girls

in fairness those girls are still winning that's right yeah yeah like it takes a special like it's easy to like

they've been touched by the hand of God It's easy to molest a girl and then she's ruined, you know, she's like, you know, got mental problems with that. Yeah, yeah. But to do it and then, like, she's still winning medals. Yeah. Jesus. What happened to him? I assume

he's doing okay. No, he's in jail. What? Yeah. This is in outrage. Another man re-wrote about a system. The hypocrisy. You know what? After their Olympic careers are over, then all has Edinburgh shows. And you'll be

forced to sit through every one them and you have to follow them all on Twitter yeah that's the world now brother let's go on to the next one I forgot

holy shit hang on what are we at now alright we just hit an hour there okay yeah let's just do this and then we can wrap up okay next up

Robert Richards Robert Richards Robert Richards DuPont already don't like the name I never heard of this guy until you told me about him and his mug shot what a

sinister, grotesque looking individual. Yeah, yeah. Do I kind of look like him? If you try, I think. Yeah? If you sex yourself up, okay? A bit of makeup.

Yeah, yeah. No, but he does look like, if you were watching like an ITV drama about a paedophile. Yes. It does look like an ITV4 drama. It literally looks like, you know, chitty, chitty,

bang, bang the kid snatcher. Yeah, that's literally what. This guy is a horrific, even Jimmy Saville looked at him and think, turn it down a bit, mate, you're going to blow your cover. You know? Try being subtle. Yeah,

yeah. But yeah. Yeah, so... Just a horrible looking pig man. Robert Richards, okay, got in a spot of trouble. He molested his three-year-old daughter. Yeah. And possibly his son as well. He admitted to that later on. Oh, okay. Okay. And it was...

Ah, while I'm here, suppose. I might as well. So it's weird. He molested his daughter. Yeah. And the daughter... It's kind of Chinese whispers. The daughter told the maids and the maid told someone else and then someone else told like a housekeeper. And the maid just got deported.

Yeah. And the butler saw the whole thing and the butler kept quiet because he knows which side his bread is buttered on. Then the butler got a blow job. He got a blowie. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, so it kind of like, it got someone found out anyway. Right. Some like disdember of the family who's a snitch

found out that Robert was molesting his daughter. three-year-old daughter yeah yeah Jesus and then what like not even

sound heartless there what fun is there in that you know I don't even know I think you're kind of getting towards a level

of depravity and evil that like most people just can't even comprehend it does nothing there's not there's not

sexual about a three-year-old it purely is I think like the defilement of innocence not to get too yeah

you know because like people the QAnon motherfuckers they all go deep with that's like the Luciferian defilement of it is as well as like

no I don't like you know you're being very extra with it I think he's just such a deprave fucked up piece of shit that like that's the only thing that gets him off is just how perverse it is plus he was probably fucking molested too I would imagine definitely yeah I would hope so you know what if he wasn't

it really is like more sinister it actually is you're right yeah if it was like he was just like a nice guy You have three-year-old daughter as well. That's his daughter. Isn't that like eating raw cookie dough? You know, it's like there's not in fun.

You know what I mean? What a wonderful analogy, Brian. My God. What isn't it? Like, there's not good about it. You're right. You're right. It makes you feel sick.

Yeah. You're right. It makes it feel fat. Afterwards, you're like, oh, God. Oh, I was a cheat day. Cookie dough. I never, I've never had raw cookie dough. It's not nice.

I just look like I have. but I've never I've never and I've never raped a three year old either so ha ha where's my medal I win

yeah yeah but yeah that is that's fucked up like beyond I think you are right it is the only good thing the only thing

they can see is like I'm ruining her yeah she's mine yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

so it it went to court okay but it got it was this was like a legal case for a long time

yeah I think it was like three years in before, like, the names actually got released. Okay, right, right. And for some reason, all the local papers won't report on it at all. Yeah. Which is funny because they're actually owned by the Ponce. Really? So maybe there's a connection, do.

Well, see, yeah, that's, it's kind of, obviously, I think, it's similar to the Epstein thing. Lots of people knew about it long before it gets reported. But whatever happens eventually, the damn breaks. And it's like, right, well, other people are going to talk about it now. a week and basically somebody gives the green light somewhere and all these publications and media outlets are like okay now we're

able to disclose who it is I'm not sure what the inner workings or dynamic is of that like well they actually do own newspapers yeah so I mean that's probably but they don't own all no I mean obviously that's the reason

why it was suppressed for so long I mean what's the thing that they eventually are able because like a lot of these it's not even like the sad thing is a lot of this shit, it's not even to do with like, man, if we report this, we're going to get murdered.

It's literally like the head of one newspaper's like, oh, I see fucking his dad a golf. Oh, it's going to be weird. Let's just not report. It's that simple. It's also, yeah, or it's like, oh, they're a big, you know, contributor to our gala's or whatever.

I would say it's probably even less than that. It's just like, oh, it'll be awkward next time we're at. Nah. let's just yeah but I understand that for like them but it's like you know

they don't own all the newspapers as you're right for other people it's like you know well they have a lot control over this they actually

some of them probably like they could buy our printing press to just turn them off you know it's like it's that big okay but so it eventually comes out

anyway it comes out and they get like the best liar possible and the liar gets him off yeah

yeah alright yeah he literally his whole defence was basically like he's um he's a weak man he wouldn't do well in prison

yeah yeah that was the literal argument that was yeah yeah lock on me man's a pussy old bro he gets murked in prison you get me fam look he's a little

sissy he wouldn't last in prison yeah yeah he likes knitting you know and then they managed to get off but he had to do court mandated

what do you call it like terror what do you call it like sexual therapy. Yeah, or like rehabilitation. Yeah, he had to do like a re-abilit and he just didn't show up. Really? Yeah, he just didn't bother. Wow. When did this happen when this all come? This was like

2000s. Right. But it came up again during the Biden election because Bo Biden was around Bo is Hunter's brother who got a little brain He got a little headache, went for a lie down and never got back up. Yeah, went for a dirt nap. Yeah, yeah. So that's

a fucking Joe Biden's son who died of brain cancer? Yeah, yeah. Was he like his lawyer or something? No, no, no, he wasn't that. He was just a politician in the state. Okay. And he wrote a thing, I wonder your take on this, because at first I was like,

ugh, and I was like, oh, I can kind to see his, I don't agree with him. Yeah, I'm glad he got brain cancer. But, uh, so his, Bo Biden's thing was, he was like, it's probably better that it got settled out of court, like it,

um, they could settle out of court, but it's better that like he didn't go to jail they just did you can tell him not Saul Goodman he didn't do it didn't go fully to court right he didn't uh because if it went to court they would have had to get like the victim testify

yeah they did kind of like an out of court settlement or like a it did a deal basically yeah yeah yeah they struck a deal and he said Bo Biden said it's better they did a deal than actually do the full court case because then you don't got to put the victim through it would have put the victim through it

and it would have gone on for ages, and there's a chance because he has so much money that he could have just got off scoffrey. Right, okay. So he was saying it's probably for the best that they just went for the deal. Now he's the registered sex offender.

But like, here's the thing, like you're paying out a deal, but it's his own daughter. Yeah. So how does that work? Like, can he just never have any contact with her again? He had to pay the mother a bunch of fucking damages.

Like, how does that actually work? Oh, well, you'll be weird if they, they were still together. The wife was like, remember that? You are just never going to let me live that down, are you? You know, I make one bloody mistake, and it's yep, yep, yep. She brings up, every time he said too much wine, okay, brings it up. My dear, you're making a fool of yourself.

Don't worry, I'll put the children to bed. You can't be trusted. I put the kids to bed every time. Yeah, that is weird now. I assume he's just been like no contact with the family anymore Yeah, but what do you think about Bo Biden kind of like

He's like, it's a compromise He's saying you have to compromise Now, the people were pushing this as if like Bo basically got him off I don't understand Bo held her down I don't understand

Why he felt compelled To speak about it I mean Like There's a big case He's a politician in the area Okay Yeah, I don't know

Or maybe, you know, the DuPonts were like here Bo, you know, you know Yeah, let's say Try and put the flames out a little bit. I believe that as well. You know what I probably think it was is that Bo was getting A lot of pressure from both sides. Yeah, yeah. So he's getting the kind of like,

meh, raping is bad. Raping infants that are your children is bad. Yeah. The looney left. Oh, Dupy PC, gun, mad. But then there's also the kind of like

the nice guys in suits to like now, Bo, if you do realize that when's the next election coming up Bo and you know it would be quite nice

if you had the financial district on the side. Oh, the headaches, Bo. They're getting worse. Do you want to end up

like your brother? Yeah. Well, getting sucked off on video, yes, please. Smoking crack while getting a blosser,

yes. But so I'd say he was trying to make a compromise. He's like, okay, how ever write this? Then both sides will be happy, right?

And then this boat were unhappy. Yeah, yeah. It's kind of like, I was watching documentary about the Dallas Cowboys a while ago. Okay. And it was, I think this shot in, like, 2018 or 19. It was during, like, the kneeling protests. Right. Okay.

And it's kind of interesting, it's because it's all these white guys being like, geez, what do we do here, guys? Because, you know, if we don't kneel, some of them are a boo. Yeah. But if we do kneel, some of them are baboo. Yeah. What do we do? and they're like, why if we kneel

and then stand up during the National Anthem then both sides would be happy, right? And then they cut to immediately everyone in the stadium's like, boo! Like the whole side. We try.

You said that we would be and now my trousers are mucky too. I just can't win. The black guys and the white guys but we agree here. You're fucking fags.

But that's it. When you try to appease everyone, you end up pissing off everyone. That's why we don't try to make anyone feel good. Everyone can hate us, you know? Yeah. Sometimes I don't even know where we're coming from. So that's the two big cases.

Now, the much worse thing, like, if you can believe, imagine a family where, like, yeah, one of them, like, raped, daughter, that's actually not the worst thing the family has done. The worst thing they've done is the dark water thing. Yeah, the Teflon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the Teflon thing is basically there was residue

from the Teflon was leaking into the water and causing birth defects for decades. Decades, yeah, yeah, yeah. And they were always like, no, your kids probably just ugly. Yeah, yeah. My kid's got three years and no-nows. Well, you know.

Yeah, well, no one. wonder he can't smell a rat then you probably let your kid watch hip-hop music and that's why he's born like that you got him a two-packed CD and now he's a mongo don't get angry at me for telling

you how the sausages get made yeah so for decades they did that and like every single the film's really good dark water recommend you watching it yeah I've been meaning to watch it's it's Mark Ruffalo and he plays a lawyer and it's like his kind of like a spotlight kind of vibe very spotlighty yeah

Yeah, yeah. And it's kind of... But with mongoes instead of pedos. Hey, ho! Now, if you combine the two, yeah. Oh my God, it's like Avengers Endgame, isn't it? Yes.

Peanut butter and jelly, you know? That's smockers right there. Pitoes and mongos together. So I think it was like two decades of his life. I've watched film in a while, but it's just like, he's trying to do this and he keeps like going like, oh wait, like, and it's not even like like I'm not even joking when it's like

the babies are born like incredibly fucked up like just like farms where it's like yeah like every cow in this farm has died yeah has died and we find like tumours are literally the size of your head in the cow

and they're all at the water supply could that possibly you know could we have a case here and Mark Ruff was like I can try and then the liar's like you're helping the farmers are you they're superstitious you know go to a rain dance or whatever it is you people do hey oh yeah hey oh yeah and it's really not what our culture does yeah

yeah and then like it's um it's pretty fucked up i'd recommend anyone actually like um do they actually show you said they actually show mongoes in it well i i said james okay i said they show physically disabled people in the film and then you're like what's that I was like, I was like, Okay, fab. Yeah, yeah. I had to sign be like, oh, James,

it's, I look around as well to make sure no one's like, mongo, okay. Oh, he said it. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, now I understand. They're big freaks. They deserve to be killed. Yeah, yeah. But they actually show like the real people. Yeah, yeah. If you can call them that.

Yeah, one of them's called, I'll show you Bucky. Bucky. Yeah, yeah. They're all called, like, happy and bucky chirpy shirpy

woody oh yes yeah let me look at yeah dark water it's a good so how did it actually turn out then did the lawyer

eventually win the case he won the case but it was like they all got like a five year old coupon they got like a McDonald's coupon book that expired

three years ago they all got a free teflon pan uh you know what he's actually looking to i think he must have got work done oh god bucky's gone hollywood yeah he's looking not too bad there again not not great no not great

again not um kind of looks like a sloth from the goonies if he was like in court for like i don't know gang raping a bitch with brock turner in college or something yeah i think my description's pretty accurate there would you agree i think i nailed it

No, I think that's very hurtful I think he's very brave A great actor Didn't talk But it's actually him And he was in the film I'm playing himself Yeah yeah

That's a bit gratuitous isn't it Also it didn't really take much acting Okay No but I'm just like Do you really need to do Like you know It's kind of like

Exploitive Is it not It's like Look here's a Mongo In the film I'm glad I didn't bring you to cinema You're you I learned my lesson

After we went to see white chicks Yeah Never again Yeah I only got angry when I saw Terry Cruz That was the only part You always thought we were watching Dark War

He's behind you Watch out MacWill Oh no He isn't Yeah Watch out Bruce Bennett Well yeah So

Okay so the Tepants They're rascals they've gotten up to some badness you know bad pups that's what I'd call them and you know why wouldn't you think

you're above the law you literally poisoned hundreds of people you read your own daughter you killed a wrestler these people are evil yeah what will they do next that's what I'm looking forward to

I can't wait for the movie where the DePont's murder Brian and James that'll be a good one you know what'll be funny now if they're like The Pons are like, listen, we need to sacrifice one sheep, okay? Because, you know, people are starting to get angry. Yes.

We'll let one go down. And then, like, one DuPont gets, like, a DUI. And they're like, sit and the people will be happy now. He gets a parking ticket. Yeah, that will make up for everything. And that one DuPont is still like, this is bullshit. Why am I always the one who has to take the fall? But yeah, so, that was the DuPonts.

Yeah, yeah. That was a nice fun, uh, historical. historical episode I kind of got a bit mixed up with the history parts

especially I was going with like George Washington and Nazis yeah the Nazis teamed up

with George Washington to fight Mark Ruffalo who's a lawyer and then Django showed up

the D is silent the D and DuPont is silent yeah yeah but yeah you get the gist what do you want

from me what do you want from me Very interesting though these like dynasties of like ultra wealthy powerful people that go back generations Yeah

It's quite fascinating You know Also a lot of them are artists Yeah Like that's the That's the dumb thing about There's so many of these cunts Especially like the ones who are like

Oh it'd be now 17th century So I'm just making up a number It's like 40th generation Yeah I'm just making up a number But like these 40th generation You know they've got rich off the backs of hundreds of thousands of dead and raped and, you know, poisoned and everything, okay.

But they paint a little picture. But they live in like, these cunts, they live in a New York kind of like... A new York nice apartment, okay. Yeah, but they consider it slumming. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And this is like they're kind of like their crazy years. They're like, oh my God, it's crazy. I just did coke and I painted a picture.

I did cocaine with a Puerto Rican man that I. I kissed one time. Oh, I was more animal than man. Yeah. And the pawns are like ashamed. Like, we can't support this now. My God. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. There's a lot of them go through like artistic phase. A lot of them own like, uh, they've got big of like buying like historical sites and like museums and parks and stuff like that. So I think that's like a way of like, hey, look, we own a park. We're fun, you know. Yeah, yeah. We're not all bad. National parks.

A lot of people go missing in national parks, my friend. Oh, yes. It's a savage garden, my friend. Savage garden. No, I just hear that, yeah, the national parks, like, have like, you know, even though there are a lot of national parks, so statistically there would be a lot of people that go missing in them, it's actually, like, exponentially higher than it used to be.

Like, it's just, like, kind of very weird. I guess they're just sort of hot spots for rapists and murderers. I was going to say opposite. I say a lot of people just go in be like this is a great way to kill yourself

oh well maybe maybe but no if you kill yourself they'd probably find you would they not all those parks are very big yeah it's true

also like you kill yourself like within minutes and like some wild dog or like a bear is coming along and being like yeah yeah

it's a win for me yeah anyway that's uh that was the DuPont you got anything else you want to uh

in your little bag of tricks or anything else we can talk about. What film should I do next, James? I don't care, man. I'm going to live in squalor like a bum. Like, I'm going to Palookaville. Yeah, I'm very interesting what this is. Because you've been

telling me about this house for a while. James is moving house. Yeah. I'm moving to a house that's like considerably cheaper. Half price, to be exact. Now, it's no disrespect, because the people who live there do listen to this.

But it's a little shit-ho. No, it's grand. It's a grand gaff for what I'm paying. But, let's be know, like, it's not, like, you've got too comfortable here. It's, this house is very nice. That's only because, like, Leanne and Rooney keep it very clean. There are lots of books and fancy little trinkets everywhere. There's a cat running around, ignoring my affection.

It was a very middle-class vibe in this house. Whereas where I'm going is, like, you ever seen Harry Brown? Yeah, Harry Brown. Remember, like, the little cracked. den that he saved that Chinese girl from yeah yeah yeah so so you're the little Chinese girl I'm a little Chinese girl and there's no Harry Brown there's no higher brown coming to save me I'm just got a OD on the sofa while the lads film themselves fucking me and then watch it back because they're narcissists that's the thing the Navy SEALs do what the Navy that's like a what do you call

it when you sign up to a like a fraternity they haze you oh yeah yeah that's the thing they'll do some time we're like they'll drug you and then like rape you not to completion

don't worry it's not weird just lads yeah yeah just banta if they complete it then it'd be like it'd be gay

it'd be a bit you know bit you know you know problematic perhaps a bit a bit Graham Norton

you know what I mean a bit Les Dennis so they drug the Marines drug you and rape you just know

just put your cock in you. Okay. I like to make that distinction. Okay. Okay, so they put their cock in you, but they don't actually fuck you? Well, they do a few strokes as well, yeah.

A few pumps, you know? Yeah, to make the picture funnier, okay. And what, they film it? Yeah, yeah, and then they wake you up and you're like, Hey, bro, check it out. Is your ass a bit sore? Well, it actually is, yeah. It is, and it's bleeding profusely.

Well, I tell you, being a Navy seal, it's quite tough, isn't it? I don't remember this in your film. They all just played games. golf together sick reference bro yeah and then they're like

oh look at this he's like oh you got me now we're friends yeah you got me bro and if you don't kill yourself it means you're cool yeah if you can live with the shame

of being raped by men then good for you yeah so that's what's gonna happen to you okay yeah yeah I think

I think it might be good for you I think yeah probably not no no no I have a feeling that this is this sort of this is you know the tragic end that's almost inevitable and probably a lot closer than we

realize I think people will look back and like oh that's where it all started to go very wrong for all I think there's other points to give it was like it was all going so he was basically he was like

he was like Bill Gates until he moved to the house yeah yeah oh what are you doing go power you think you better than me

oh the sky's the limit for me yeah yeah yeah with your little company car what is a

little smart car yeah you're driving around sexually harassing deli girls and Blanchardstown yeah

with your little smart car she wouldn't even fit in the car she's a big lady no no she's a big head

yeah you did say that she has a very big head i do like girls with big heads okay yeah that's why dark water like that i was like oh look a look at bucky there with big head oh he could satisfy a camel with that bucky likes to fucky uh right okay let's let's end it there yeah thanks for listening everyone thank you bye bye