Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 132 : My Super Gay Super Son

Episode Date: October 20, 2021

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And you're going. We're going again for another free one this time. This is free. Yeah, yeah. We kind of been forgetting about the normies, you know, the non-special people. No offense, guys. Yeah, the cheapskates, the duds, the losers, the troglodytes, phyllisthens, blest, plets. I have no time for them anymore.

I'm a successful businessman now. You are? Yeah, I made four sales today. Yeah, yeah. So that's just four other people's lives. He's ruined. Yeah, I love scamming the elderly. It makes it feel like a powerful man.

I'd imagine so It's kind of all going off At the office at the moment Because the bills have all gone out For this month And they have gone up Because the energy crisis And yada yada yeah

That's what we tell them Don't we They'll fuck it They'll lap it up like dogs They believe anything Don't they Fools It's so like

There's been a lot of people Calling up They've been very angry Yeah Because their bills have gone up And we are variable rates Yeah So how do you hook the suck

the suckers do you be like we say sometimes the rates go down they're like yeah okay but then sometimes the rates go up you've ruined me like these obviously aren't the brightest of bulbs no pun intended no no like

caddens off to the races here's the thing for some people it works right and some people are smart enough to be like okay I'm going to lose money this month but overall I may be I might save money They're smart people

The people we like And you got the dummies They're like Oh I just want to pay the same amount Every month Yeah Because I'm a loser I'm a big queer

Yes It's good though I like it Because the thing is like When people call up And I answer the phone I'm like Oh I'm terribly sorry

I'll send it over To your account manager Right And they're the ones Getting all the shit Okay So there's like a department That just deals with

You've ruined my life No no It's like other people Because I don't really Have them in any account yeah. Okay. And the accounts

I do have, they haven't really got billed yeah. Right. So I'm in for a nice surprise later on. Oh, so you, okay, right, right, right.

At the moment it's like, oh, that's Derek's problem. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here, Derek, yeah, they're on the stool again. Yeah. Yeah.

Sometimes we put, we put on loudspeaker and we listen to like, they're like, I had to go in the prostitution. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're all laughing. He's kind of put bets on

how will this person kill themselves? Right, yes. Hangin, who got Tolster in the bath? All right, do got take a header off the bridge. Your fantasy football is like that, but even more fun.

Fantasy suicide. Yeah, yeah, good times. Yeah, yeah. So it's been, I'm still looking for a place. Yeah, how's that going? Looking for a gas. I forget that you're saying, anybody out there want to take in this poor boy from the streets. Well, the problem now is, I want to live with my girlfriend.

Oh, is right, yeah. The girl, is she back in Ireland? No, not yet, no. I had to send more money over to. You're just sending more money on. well no it's an investment in the way yeah

it sounds like what you do to the customers now she's doing to you you know pay it forward yeah so you know what's funny as well we're all being hoodwinked she used to ask me for money yeah she doesn't ask anymore

she's like where is it oh yeah and she doesn't give me a reason anymore she's like you know 300 now damn yeah and if I say if I say anything at all she's like small cock

and I'm like no I'll prove I'll prove to you I've got a big cock I'll send you 500 euro With a small cocked man Do that

I think not Yeah But yeah She is coming eventually She says The flight got delayed there She says But it's coming eventually

Well No she says It's because there's a sky tax And she Because Bezos is Go to space Yeah Yeah

They have to They're charging Brazilians Higher Sky high rates She's telling me there's sky hooks that they hook the plane onto but they've fallen down

So that's where the money's going to Right, right, right, right, yeah So she will get here eventually And we're trying to find a place now But it's hard to find a place for a couple Yeah, definitely way harder Yeah, for some reason I thought it'll be easier No, no

Like only if you're getting a place by yourself But nobody wants to live with a couple Yeah, I think I might break up with her Yeah, I think too That might be the best situation Just from a fiscal point of view, I think that's the best measure. But I thought the fiscally wise thing to do was the split it. Yeah, but not if she's like fleecing you.

Oh, she's unemployed. Yeah. Right. Yeah, it just sounds like, you know, she's on the O'Toole gravy train. Next stop, Suckerville. It's a pretty good train, though. I'm a pretty happy conductor. The irony of it is, she also.

likes other people to pull a train on her. So the train analogy works here for many different reasons. No, I was talking to one lad... She doesn't listen to this. No, I know. Okay. It was annoying. Some lad called me today. Right. I was like he put up an ad for like a place

except in couples and was like, oh, deadly. Yeah, yeah. And he sent me a text being like, hey, call me and I was like, okay. And somehow in the space between the text and me seen the text, which is like seconds. Yes. I called him and he was like, oh yeah, that place there it's uh it's probably not going to be there

anymore now right because there's a guy he said he was going to move out but then he said he wasn't going to move out so just a waste of a phone call Brian that's a bit weird yeah see you get all sorts kind of you know there's tricksters and hooksters and like

you know you hear things of like I know it's one lad in work when he first moved to Dublin like this you know he like I don't think he'd ever lived in them before maybe he did I don't know but basically like you know you saw the ad this looks good

blah blah blah and I don't even know if they arranged a viewing maybe they did or whatever but whatever way it worked out turns out the room was not available and he ended up

just getting fleeced for like hundreds of euros so these things do happen so you gotta keep your wits about you know nah I think the best be like Ted Lassow

just everyone's good yeah yeah have you watched the new season of that I haven't well I watched a little bit I didn't really like it

a lot of people didn't like a lot of people turned against Ted Lassow They were like, you're actually a fool for thinking he's good. Yeah, oh really? He's toxic, is he? He is, yeah.

Where's all the blacks? That's what they were saying. Right. And they were like, actually, it's quite a few people call it, no, there isn't. Not enough. Yeah, yeah. I mean, you kind of recommended the first season to me, and I watched it, and I think I was in the right place to watch it, because I was... Does that mean you're in the wrong place?

I was, okay, by that, I mean, I was more depressed than I usually am, and sad and lonely. So I watched Ted Lassow's like, yeah, this is nice, it's wholesome. And then I recommended it to someone, and they were like, oh, yeah, it's all right. Kind of cheesy, though. It was a bit sort of lame and dorky. I'm like, yeah, it kind of is, isn't it? I feel like a fucking bell end now. I feel like a blumen shirtlifter.

No, but I like the kind of sweetness aspect of it, though. But apparently, season two. Well, I've heard season two, the big thing is there's no real conflict. Okay. Because everyone's just friendly. Yeah. But I have heard there's a twist at the end. and somebody turns traitor

turns red coat okay all right so I've heard people going like oh it makes up the whole season makes sense now because it was actually building up to the betrayal

right I see oh so it's kind of like set up set up set up it's all happy happy happy happy so it makes the big betrayal at the end even more effective yeah that's why I've heard someone say so I might watch it

and I've heard like season 3 is already in production because it's a massive success it's weird how big it is A lot of Emmys I don't like how people I'm almost worshipping it now We're like oh my God Ted Lassow changed my life

Yeah That's kind of like What you were like At the first season though Was it? I definitely drank But it's very easy I'm very gullible

Yeah No but I'm with you I was with you Because again We're both just Very mentally ill unhappy people So we watch like

They play in football And their own friends It's brilliant You got Hannah Waddington with her big tits everywhere It's like very easy to get distracted by it You know You got that little Indian chap running around It's like oh he's a goofball but he's actually smart

Oh The little Indian with big tits Juno Temple with her Not big tits but certainly nice I met a little Indian Oh yeah this week Oh the tails I could tell you Yeah go on

No I went I was in a multi-story car park Did you ask her about like How do we make our football team better. What about Richmond? I'm very sorry. I do not understand. What happens?

You're in a multi-story car park with an Indian man. Yeah. Okay. And things got a little hectic. Yeah, yeah. Let's just say I put something in the wrong hole,

which is actually accurate. Go on. Yeah, I put my credit card in where you're supposed to put your parking ticket. Yes. And I put it in and I was like, oh, Jesus, look at me now.

Yeah. Oh, a big silly billy I am. Yeah, yeah. Just will get sorted in the main. minute. So I pressed the button for the guy, you know, they'd have like to talk to an operator. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, oh, look, I put my card in

because I thought everyone has done this at some stage. Yeah, just to, for anyone, just to reiterate, so the, the slot where you put in your ticket, you put in your credit card. Yeah. And you're not supposed to do that. Yeah, but I thought like everyone has done this at some stage. Yeah, yeah. Probably like nine times a day. It's probably the most

common occurrence there. Yeah. And instead, when I told him, he was like, what? Stay there. I'll be there five minutes please just like running

yeah yeah he's like proper run like yeah yeah yeah he was actually taking his shite and it's like his cacks are still around

his ankles and there's just a big lump of toilet paper hanging out of his hole he was like I didn't have time to wipe because this is so important

and it's funny as well as he was really done up oh really really nice sneakers and a really expensive looking jacket with the Brooklyn Nets

logo and he was wearing a Brooklyn Nets t-shirt as well. So he had a, his drip was on point. Would I be correcting saying that? You would, yeah. You know what you're doing there? Blackfishing. Blackfishing? Yeah. What? If you ever heard of black fishing, James Cadden? No, what, that Netflix documentary about the whale who's like being a dick or something? Because, uh, he, because his contract for Free Willy 3 was, uh, it was just ridiculous. Yeah, it's about whale who gets me too. He basically did. He ate that at one.

you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Eater out. But anyway, what's black fishing? Black fishing is a new thing that's sweeping the country. It's where you pretend to be black, basically. And you embrace black culture. Well, okay, there's an interesting thing here because, you know,

Twitter is a perfect example. Like, it's kind of all of this sort of a new colloquial vernacular, if you will, basically slang and hip-speak, like, you know, on point or like, you know, oh, this is life, or like, calling stuff boogie when you mean bourgeois

like all of this sort of like this new sort of Twitter slang and lingo blah blah blah it is very much like adapted from kind of youth culture hip hop slang

and black like African American culture specifically so like and it's funny because it's always the people who are like you know hey y'all we need to talk about

BLM you know there's always some stupid white bitch who's like yap yap yeah but she's talking like she's you know a West Memphis rapper and it's just interesting it's a total hypocrisy that they don't even seem to be aware of but anyway well they think they're the exemption yeah exactly yeah yeah they're like what it is black

fission's bad you yeah yeah yeah and they you know they're from cambridge it's always the biggest loudest yappiest fucking liberal yahoos but you know what i mean always yeah kick you know going off about whatever and it's always the most annoying county people on twitter that really adopt all this slang ironically they don't see any problem with it they don't see the hypocrisy of it but then I'm the asshole if I'm walking around with my Confederate flag t-shirt with the sleeves cut off just

drinking Papp's blue ribbon and pissing on an Indian man in a car park because he put my credit card in the wrong slot but anyway that is that this is this irregardless let's get back to your problems I don't even care anymore I'm tired of this now

all right I think let's but how did it resolve the people want to hear the end of the story he got out eventually but after he had to call his manager and he was on the phone with the manager while doing it almost like he's like in the bomb squad he's like a single drop of sweat coming out

and he's like oh god the red wires like and all Indians are colorblind as well bet you didn't know that but it's true going by the message boards yeah anyway right you mean up to much uh no no just chilling

Keeping a chill, yeah. Keeping a chill. My roommate is not feeling too well at the minute. He's a big listener of the podcast. The thoughts and prayers go out to him. You said your roommate was getting sick everywhere. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And possibly, is it vaccine-related?

No, no, no, we're not going to go down that old rabbit hole. We could. We wish him well. I want to go down a rabbit hole. Yeah. Actually, I got really angry recently. Yeah. Did you ever hear Latita White?

Latita White? Yeah, yeah. She's an actress. she's in Black Panther. Okay, I never saw it. Okay, right. Yeah, well, there was like a new story where, like, Latita White is alleged to have shared misinformation on set. Oh.

It's like, how is that a new story? Yeah. And then she had to come out and be like, I swear I didn't. I wouldn't do that ever, please. Is it vaccine related? Yeah, yeah. Wait, are they filming a new Black Panther? They're doing it right now, yeah, with Angela Bassett.

Oh, wow, Tina Turner. Nice. Yeah. She played Tina Turner in the movie. I'm not a racist. I see anything I was like Oh

Yeah Oh you like the rock Oh Tina Turner Yeah Turner yeah Yeah Rolling on the river Oh wait

I got another thing Yeah This is good now This is a new section A new A new feature Right The show okay

Yeah Brian's Marvel Minute Oh Oh here we go Yeah This would be good Yeah Well I thought

It might be fun now Because I know a lot About Marvel characters You do You do For no reason It won't help me

It doesn't And what's funny is, now you sort of got into Marvel characters long before it was like mainstream and popular and cool. Yeah, I was reading the comic books. Yeah, but now that it is a part of everyday mainstream water cooler culture, everybody knows about it, it still hasn't helped you. Your extensive wealth of knowledge of the Marvel universe

doesn't help you, you know, speak to the average man, Joe Sixpack on the street there, you know? Because they still look at you like a big freak as odd. It shouldn't be like that though You should be You should be the king of the castle No I should be Because I read all the comics and stuff

So I'm the more learned one Exactly Okay so it should be a case Like a high priest There's some dumb jock Who's like Do you want to watch Infinity War with me honey

She's like Okay And I pull up my car Like Did you read the Jim Starlin run And she just creams right there Yeah Nice

I'm dressed like Iron Man But it's like It's just bins And shit Like Just scrap metal Bits of road signs

Yeah Tins of beans and stuff And I'm like I'm like Tony Stark It's clearly like a bit of metal Just sticking out My neck

And it's bleeding I'm like You know what It is bleeding Heavly now But if you pull that out It'll be worse So that's just

Just Just suck it and let's just get through this. Yeah, yeah. Well, no, that's not the way it's paded out for you. So, Brian's Marvel Minute. Yeah. The first character we're going to talk about, okay?

Oh, okay. Star Fox. Star Fox. Yes. Okay. Star Fox, he's a character that might be showing up, no spoilers, but there's rumors that he will be showing up in future Marvel films, played by Harry Stiles.

Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay. They have the big name for Star Fox. Sure. So Star Fox, he's the brother or maybe adoptive brother. It's hard to tell. They change it up sometimes.

It really does not matter in the slightest. The brother of Tannos. Okay. Okay. So you know it's that big purple monster. Big purple head man. Yeah, okay. Kind of like if, uh, if what do you call it, Barney the dinosaur had downs or something.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. If Barney got like punched in the face a few times. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he's a brother. So Tanos is like, I take a deviant. He's a brother born wrong. Right. Okay.

Okay. And Star Fox is the hands. someone okay so yeah yeah yeah you get like hurry styles in yeah yeah now star fox he's got the usual powers he can fly around super strength but he can control emotions oh yes so if he could make you depressed yeah or he could make you really happy wow depending on how he feels that's a pretty cool like you'd want to be on his good side all the time yeah yeah so let's say you're robbing a bank okay yeah you're feeling good okay yeah the adrenaline it's a picture heat all right right and then star fox

think of your family take of your friends we're here for the bank money now your money like that yeah so then star fox flies in he's like hey Robert De Niro you're sad now

and he's like oh you know maybe I shouldn't be robbing these people you know they tried so hard in their life I can't do a Robert DeNero impression so I was going to bail on that straight away

they knew what you're talking about they know they've got the gun you're talking to me are you talking to me So yeah, he can One day a great flood will come and watch the scum from these streets What about the narrow?

Anyway, yeah, sorry, go on. So, yeah, he can basically give you a sense of enwee if he wants Or he can give you like... Oh, what a nice little term there, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or he can give you orgasmic happiness Right. Depending on what he wants, okay? Interesting.

Now, here's the thing now, in the Dan Slot She-Hulk series, in 2007 Star Fox was charged for rape Whoa Just what I thought I was out You pulled me back in You were rolling your eyes I was like

tuning out there You know But okay It's kind of say that again So in the She-Hulk series So She-Hulk's a lawyer A defense attorney Okay

So Star Fox gets charged with rape And then She-Hulk got to get him off Oh in more waves than one Yeah Yeah So the way So the woman was saying that he used his emotion powers

to make her horny. Right. But how is that any different from roofying a girl? I mean, I would say roofing is worse because here's the thing. Here's the argument now. He uses his magic powers to make her horny. But isn't that what

good-looking, charming, rich, famous people do anyway? Isn't that what Harry Stiles would do regardless? Exactly. That's why he he fucked Jason Sudecas's missus. Yeah, he fucked Ted Lassel's wife. Ted Lassow's wife, the happy go lucky, happy chappy, got caught by one direction. Right in the middle of Richmond F.C. Right there. And all the team, and Nate probably cheered him on, Nate, that little con. He's the Indian kid, yeah. Right, right, right. Then Roy Kent did something. I don't, I don't like him. Roy Kent. People love him. I don't think his performance is very good. But here's, he's a writer for the show. Yeah. Now, the writing of the show is decent, so I think he's a better writer than actor, but I think he's just because. he's good luck and he's got that kind of like dark masculine energy or menergy if you will

oh is that a term i've heard that oh i use a breast there i thought you'd invented it no no menergy yeah it's a thing have you heard of gay what's it what's it called boy wife boyfriend some queer shit well it's but boy wife energy no what's that that's if your boyfriend is a you know kind of a weakling and you can push them around a lot oh right right yeah basically if you can abuse your boyfriend yes yes yeah but you think it's cute we should all be so lucky yeah yeah it's good

so basically like a kind of sort of like you skinny four-eyed meek weakling and then there's just this big 400 pound blue-haired

septim beers gloom like oh you fucking prick you stupid cut stop reading Marvel you fucking prick I read them about

star fox you don't understand yeah well I'm gonna star fuck your brother what do you think about that so anyway so Star Fox got charged

with rape but the way he got off is it turned out he'd been possessed by aliens so the aliens had tricked him into doing that so wasn't his fault interesting

does that that that works Johnny Cochran defense nice but so yeah so what is this going to be in the new movie probably not

they'd probably leave out the rape aspects but it'll just be him flying around doing cool stuff. It's hard to, and I forget, do the comics, so they obviously get pretty raw sometimes with the... No, no. They don't show like

penetration or anything. Well, I wasn't thinking that, but... They don't burn Korans or anything. Yeah, but it's probably safe to say that they're more adult themed than the movies. In the 2000s, they really played with like, let's make this really adult. Like, they had Jay John

Jameson say, fuck. Okay. You know, because he was just, he'd want to see those fucking pictures of Spider-Man and they released an imp... So there was like regular Marvel

comics then did Marvel Max and Marvel Max was where they had like nudity and stuff Oh yeah so but it's kind of

like the Renan stimpy porno cartoons that my uncle used to show me I don't feel right shut up appreciate the animation you little fruit

but you're like that's not hand drawn that's clearly flash animation and he's like oh I've gone flaccid now you clean yourself off and get out

you've ruined it yeah but yeah now it's Marvel's owned by Disney now so they play it pretty safe yeah also we won't make this all about comics we see Superman is

Superman's son is boy now I didn't even know Superman had a son yeah keep up I'm the loser here what's he called Superboy Yeah super boy

Super Soy boy Yeah No Jonathan Kent is his name Jonathan Kent Yeah, so what happened is him and Lois had a baby But then Superboy went off into space And he came back like age 16

Oh Yeah I'm back from space jazz Yeah That's right I've learned some things about myself Oh ha ha ha ha ha God

We're some cryptan out when you need it Yeah So now yes They've made Robin boy Yeah And they've made a Super Bowl boy, boy. And so Superboy is like a Superboy, right?

He's, you know, space, super... He's flying around doing stuff. He's super fabulous. His boyfriend's really ugly looking. Oh, really? I mean, like, really, like, he's just a skinny... He's skinnier to mean, he's got purple hair, and he's, like, snarky. It's like,

what the? Yeah. Because when people come out of the closet, a lot of times, like, you don't even know what they like, really. Sure. You know? Yeah. What Superboy needs is, like, an old or more experienced man Right, like an Ian McKellen type Yes, yes

Let me show you the ways of the Superboys He needs an old British queen That's what you need Who works in like the financial districts Yeah, it's friends with Peter Thatchel We dig and go to the Hollywood parties Yeah, yeah, yeah Brian Singer's there

They're in the hot tub, it's like Ooh, Superboy How would you like to be in the D.C. movies. What? overthink it. Just get in here. Your powers won't save you here. Have some Vicodin. Yeah, they're going to have to like mix kryptonite in with the

Vicodin just to get them all loopy-duppy you know. Yeah, yeah. If DC comics had balls that published stories like that but they won't. I guarantee the stories just be like Superboy will come out. He hasn't come out to his dad yet. Okay. I'll keep you updated to see what happens. But I guarantee

it'll just be Superman. What are you? Superman now? He's in close to 40s now, I think. Oh, okay. He's kind of always been, I mean... Yeah, they don't age, like... Yeah, okay, right. They don't really age.

Fair enough. But, yeah, Superman will probably be like, I'm proud of you, son. Yeah. Because they won't... It'd be funny. Well, that's what they get. That's what they get for, you know, working in the liberal media, you know?

This is what happens. This is how the kids turn out. Yeah, nobody likes to know how the sausage gets made, but there you go. What else? That was big thing people were talking about. You're a big team people were talking about Squid Game. Yeah, Squid Game. Everyone's talking about that. You haven't seen it yet, have you?

Just that little bit that you showed me. But, like, I get it. Like, I've seen Battle Royale, which is, this is... I haven't watched Battle Royale. Ball Royale's great. Is it really good? I mean, like, it's from the 90s, but yeah, like, it's very, it's very well made, and it was kind of like...

It was the first time I had ever seen this sort of concept, so it's sort of like, you know, a fight for survival kind of thing. And I saw it at the right age because it's like teenagers that it's happening to in the movie

but no yeah it is very good but like you know it's Japanese so pinch of salt and all that but yeah

no Brattle Royale's good but anyways so I'm just surprised by the popularity of Squid Game number one show on Netflix ever obviously a very aggressive

marketing campaign I don't think they really market Netflix don't need to oh come on man you don't see them oh look at this oh no I mean you don't see it

posters for Netflix shows or anything. But, like, all they got it... No, I mean, like, you know, it's just, like, really push it in the algorithm or whatever. Like, I don't know. I don't know.

All I was going to say is, all they need to do with Netflix is just put it on the front page and just, like, leave it there. Yeah. And the people will watch it. If you build it, they will come. Yeah, they'll watch it no matter what.

Right. Netflix, I think, could almost have fun with it. I think they could put anything there and people will just be like, oh, okay. Yeah, but then I imagine there is a big push in terms of, like, you know, get all of the, popular media outlets and websites to like, you know, publish glowing reviews or whatever.

Oh, yeah. To be honest, it seems like from what I gather, it's fairly generic cut and paste. Like this concept has been done many times before. Obviously, there's a good bit of money behind it. The production value is decent. All the elements are well executed and that's great. But, you know, people are like talking about it like it's the greatest thing ever, which pardon my cynicism, although I haven't seen it,

I would be safe and assuming it's probably not that. Cad dog out. I haven't finished it now. I'll get a spoiler alert here for everyone, but I'll tell you what the games have been so far. Yeah. So obviously it starts off guy. Red light green light?

No, I'll just give you set up first. Yeah, red light green light. No, it's set up before that. Yeah, but no, the red light green light. Yeah, that is a bit of it. That's set up, is it? What more setup do you need? Red light, stop, green light, go.

Red light, green light, brother. Anyway, sorry, go on. So, yeah, so he, is it following to be humorous there. Brian, do not take the comedic bait. He didn't, yes, and me. Who's on first? And you're like, who?

I'm like, I'm telling, he's a player. James, shut up. Who? He's a Chinese man. Shut up, you. He's a Chinese baseball. A baseball, Chinaman. Is there anything wrong with that?

Funny how Chinaman is like an offensive thing to say now, but Chinese man is. fine. It's good, isn't it? It's good, all these rules that definitely

won't turn people insane. I just said the Chinaman's a good baseball player. What's wrong with that? Anyway, sorry, go on.

So it starts off with a guy, he lives with his mom, all right? Legend. But he's got a kid. Oh. That he doesn't see much.

Oh, and the mother's like, you know... Party animal. Yeah, the mother's like, go on, here's some money, okay, buy your daughter

a birthday present. He's like, well, birthday. Oh, yeah, it is a birthday. oh right so he goes to the dog track instead oh so he's like a deadbeat dad kind of guy deadbeat gambling addict okay he's a degenerate fucking gambler it's chinaman they were talking down is a chinaman he just lost 45 boxes of ziti at the dog track he's a fucking degenerate gambler christopher

get him the fuck out of he sopranos i'm not sure if i've uh if the listeners are familiar but i like the sopranos i think it's a good never seen the show. That's the crazy thing. He just touched the DVD one time. Got possessed. All right, so the gambling man. Yeah, so the gambling man goes

to the dog track. He's winning. He wins them more. Then he loses it all. That's how it goes. And he's fucked, basically. And he gives some gangsters are like, oh, next time we see you, you know. Yeah.

One more thing. Jackie! So then a guy shows up is like you want to play a game and he's like the thing called the squid game and you play it and he just like drops his pants like oh I've been around the block

I know this goes it's just one squid right because my assholes pretty loose I could only I could probably take a couple if you need have you ever seen that though the porn where the women put the octopus in the vagina oh yeah

it is unsettling I'm not very hordy very hard to beat off to that let me tell you not impossible mind you but pretty hard I showed them for putting you know

very weird very unpleasant image to watch a squid going in and out of a vagina or an octopus or was it was the animal life I don't think so I don't think so

I was more concerned with the look of horror and pain on the woman's face he does women consented to that I don't know I don't know again this is back like I saw these videos like back

and like 06, 07. I still was like 17, so it's all kinds of wrong, really. But like this is the Wild Wild West days of the internet. There was no fucking parental advisory things

or fucking, you know, Google didn't have our data yet. Google was just like, want to see a squid in a pussy? I'm like, yes, please. It's funny looking back on it, you're kind of like, oh yeah, those are people.

You know, the guy with the jam jar up his ass. He had to keep on trucking after that He's dead No, I think he killed himself Thank God to be honest God What a disgusting Yeah

We never really tall about You know how now it's all like Oh consent and you know Image-based sexual abuse And back in the day People Discord and only fans Yeah back in the day

We were like in like Primary school And people like Oh look it's a girl getting her feet cut off Yeah We're like It's pretty funny Isn't it lads

The good old day is brother the good old days tell you his kids don't know nothing so yeah he loses money and then he signs up to a squid game it's all very secretive and then they drug him and the first game is red light blue light

which you watched okay Red light green light get it right idiot yeah okay you said blue light I was thinking blue lies matter oh yeah of course well obviously that's in my heart that goes without saying you know so I won't see if you could get these

you think you could do these so the first one you go walk if it's the statue turns around you gotta stay still if you move you get shot yeah so like there's like motion sensors with the machine guns and if you move you get shot

no I couldn't do that I'd die I'd be the first one dead every time I wouldn't know I'll just I'll say it right now not even in a funny way I'm just like let's be honest

let's be realistic here you know here's the thing about me when you're a man of my size Brian even though I may stop things still keep there's still a bit of movement bit of jiggling bit of wobbling

whatever you want I'm breathing heavily I'm sweating profusely it's I just I think the motion sensor would pick me up pretty quickly would you almost be like

I think I'd be like this I'd just move on purpose it end it now I can't deal with stress oh no you're just like waving at it but you know it's funny it doesn't shoot you

because you don't even register to the motion sensors it's human That's not to be your problem You just fail upwards There's a weird looking tree A sexually ambivalent tree So that's the first one okay

The second round is I wonder if you get this now They go into a room And there's different shapes on the wall And you have to pick a shape So there's like a triangle Right An umbrella

A star let's say Right And then like I don't know Something else like a tree Do you have to like Which shape pick the shape star umbrella

tree triangle I'll go with the triangle oh you're going to be very happy with this now so the game is to give you a biscuit with the logo with different shapes on the biscuit right so you get biscuit with a triangle

on it all right okay and you've got to cut the biscuit so the shape doesn't break okay I've never heard heard of this game. I thought it was all based on popular children's games. Yeah, it's retarded. Yeah, so what is, remember remember when we used to play shape biscuit

on the school yard? It's like, what? I've ever heard of this. Yeah, but anyway, okay, so you've got to cut the biscuit. A triangle's easy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So a triangle, you'd be okay. Okay. But other one picked, like, your umbrella is very hard. That's a hard one. Or I think there's a star, so there's a couple different weird shapes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to give you like a A scalpel or... A little pinty thing.

Okay. And you've got like, basically chisel it. Right, right, right. And if you break it tall, you get shot on the head. Wow. Yeah. So, um, what... I wouldn't do well at that because, uh, I even remember in primary school, I always

colored outside the lines. I was never very good at, like, staying inside the lines. That's kind of an allegory for my entire life. I could never really, I just couldn't do it. I mean, I'd get close. I've stayed close enough to the line but I've never been able to fully stay inside the lines, you know what I mean?

Well, you don't like conformity. Yeah, but not even in a fuck you, mom, Limbiscuit kind of way. I'm just like, I don't know, there's something about me that just, I don't know, like, to bring it back to the Sopranos, there's a quote that Chris Miltosanti says is like, the regularness of everyday life

is too fucking hard for me or something. And I identify. with that completely. There's just something about the mundane banality of everyday life that just fucking, oh, I feel like there's like somebody just sticking a knife in my spine

and twisting and twisting I just feel so fucking wound up and like I'm ready to explode. I get that. The most depressed I get is when it's just like something really mundane. Yeah, yeah. Like when something really bad happens to me, I almost get a little bit excited.

Exactly, because it's something it breaks. It breaks the mundane shit. It's like it's something different. Even if it's horrible. You know, like a family member dying. It's terrible, but it's like, oh, hey, yeah. I got stuff to do today. There's things that need to be done and I got to go and do them.

I don't know. And that's weird and it's gross and it's fucked up. But I get what you mean. When something horrible happens, it's almost like I kind of prefer this to like, you know, months and months of nothing happening. Yeah, yeah. It's kind of like a real sickness or something. The most depressed I get, it's when it's always like, you know, I just got to go, oh, I got to go Tesco again.

I forgot something. I always forget things. I got to go Tesco again. My whole life is just a series of Tesco visits. It's like, yeah, going back, going to Tesco to get the thing that I forgot to get on my original trip to Tesco. That's my whole life. I literally went to get bin bags and I didn't get bin bags. I got strawberry milk like a child.

and a barbecue set Who am I kidding? We never have the weather And even if we do I can't get out of bed So who was I kidding A fucking retard That's why I am

I'm a fuck I'm just in the store Talking myself At the fucking self-service Yeah You stick your card To the wrong slot again Oh

Yeah You fucking idiot Who would miss you You should just join Squid Game And I've brought it back Look at that, sameless All right, so in the show The way they saw

There's a couple different ways To trick the system, okay? One girl's a lighter She's burning the biscuit Okay And then another guy's licking the biscuit Get it all soggy That's pretty clever actually

Yeah yeah Sogy biscuit Yeah yeah And then somebody steps in Hey brother I've got a much quicker way for you Let's make it a game Inside the game

Do you know anyone who did soggy biscuit? No, no, never... I never got the appeal. No, no. What's it, the winner gets to eat all the home? You know how they used to say, Wilson Churchill said that golf is a good walk, spoiled.

Soggy biscuit is a good way to ruin your Kimberly Macado. Let me tell you that for nothing. Anyway, yeah, how did... It's funny how, like, kind of like, Candyman, there's these rumors that just, like, spread. Yeah, well, I said earlier,

remember, limp biscuit. it's the same thing that's where the bad name comes from limp biscuit we call it soggy biscuit over here but in America it's called limp biscuit and yeah it's like you jerk so for anyone

any dorks that don't know what we're talking about the game's soggy biscuit is uh was everybody has to jason the biscuit yeah everybody has to so it's like a wank circle jerk

you all have to wank and the last one is the yeah the last one the loser yeah the last one to come has to eat the biscuit with all the jays on it. Yeah, and there's one kid who's like, obviously not trying.

He's just like kind of slow pumping, just like, how are you guys feeling? Oh, dear is me, dear is me. Once again, I've lost the game. Best hour tree, maybe. And, you know, he goes to, like, he goes to Tesco and just

gets those like, you know, multi-packs of biscuits for 99 pence. It's like, don't worry, boys. I've got us covered for the night. yeah so yeah um so the third game then right is tug of war okay but it's on like a really high um thing so if you fall off you die yeah okay are you expecting better games yeah that's pretty kind of whatever yeah like the red light green eye one was good because it's like they get shot or whatever but yeah like tug of war not very cinematic is it people pulling on a rope

You know how they win is they work as a team Well yeah Obviously Yeah That's the whole thing In Tug of War Yeah Yeah

But the way they do it is Because Well no They all like They put their feet The same direction And they Another thing to do is

They let them Give them a little bit of slack Yeah Yeah Yeah So I've never actually I don't think

I've ever done Tug of War Oh really Yeah I want to do Tug of War Actually now I've mentioned it We'll do it now between us

We'll combine tug-of-war Soggy biscuit Yeah We jeez out a pit On a rope That's a fair way And then try to eat it Well that's a better name

For soggy biscuit It's tug-of-war Yeah Very good Look at that That makes it sound more Like you're fucking Yeah

This is Game of Trone shit Like you're a man Yeah All right What are the other games I haven't got to them yet Oh okay I've only got to the tree

I'm not impressed Oh yeah How many episodes have you watched In the tree The tree games Took like five episodes Yeah see that's what I don't like.

The fact that there isn't at least a game and episode. No. It's a lot of like, we need to get out of here. Yeah. But what about the money?

Well, we need to get out here. But the money! It's a lot of that. It's a lot of money though, isn't I? Yeah, I think it's like 200 million or something like that.

Right. And, you know, that's thing, it's 200 million. And then, uh, you split that with whoever survives. Oh, I see.

Right. Okay. So at the end, it could just be like you and like, three people or it could be like fucking 100 people and you all get a 10 or each I'm not sure if the math works out there but

I'm so dumb I was like I don't think that's accurate how many people are actually competing at the start I think it's like 200 okay but obviously the numbers dwindle yeah they dwindle down it's like a live meter of how many people are there and who's doing it who's hosting it rich people okay of course the rich elites

yes the bougies yeah they wear gold masks how do you feel about that now everyone says boojie Oh, this area is so bougie It does make me Yeah I've become very black militants I don't like it

You know you can't say that word Yeah yeah yeah I believe you'll find The term is actually bourgeois You philist and dog Basically what it is now Is How do I phrase this right

Someone said it wrong That's where it's something Didn't make decision like I'm going to say boogey Someone just read that and was like Oh is that how it's pronounced And now white people are that is so cute

and that is exactly the type of person who popularized the term somebody who saw that it's like oh my gosh so basically someone who had bad education was

well there's a roundabout way of saying that well done Tuler a bit of a squid game going on here so let me phrase this right now you are cutting the biscuit in the exact perfect way into a star of David

ironically so people it, no education said it, and then white people start a European. Yeah, I danced around the issue. Nailed it, perfect. Well done. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's just, um, it is kind of, it's, it's, it's, it's annoying

like. Yes. It is. We're at 43 minutes. Okay, great. That's good. Yeah, yeah. This has been a fun one now. We kind of, yeah. Like that now. Sometimes when we freestyle it, it's awful, as you well know, the people listening to this, but I think this has been one of our better freestyle episodes.

I haven't even opened my book yet. He hasn't. That was all off the dome, people. Caddogs in top form. Just having fun here. Yeah. What else I watched? I watch Rush.

Oh, I feel like this could derail us a little bit, but anyway, let's go for it. No, we could go somewhere else. Yeah. I mean, I'm getting into Formula One recently. Really? Yeah. That is why, though. Formula One, though, it's so boring.

It's the hottest new sport. Is it? It's not new at all. No. Because there's a Netflix documentary about Formula One There's like a renewed interest there Yeah, drive to survive Now everyone's talking about it

Really? Yeah, I watch the whole Formula One race It's so fucking boring I watch 58 laps And they just go Whirong You see it like it's boring But I'm like, they go rum

It's so fucking awesome And the man in the car Overtakes the other man in the car And the other man in the car It's not best pleased Yeah That's the whole thing Yeah, but it's the drama around the race.

Right, okay. You know, the kind of like the infighting. Yeah. The, you know, some people, you know, the competition, you know, sometimes it's friendly. Sometimes it ain't friendly. It's sort of, you know what? Formula One is just a boogey NASCAR. That's all that is.

Oh, yeah, yeah. I want to get a NASCAR next. I think that could be fun as well. I want to get into every day. Yeah, yeah. You just really need to fill up the silence. No, here's the thing. I just want to have a knowledge about all sports.

Right. But just the knowledge, okay? I don't want to be, like, watching every week. I can't have been possible, okay? Of course. But I just want to have a general knowledge where people go like, oh, do you like baseball? And be like, oh, I know, but I kind of know a little bit. But how, okay, how many times, like who in our, nobody in Ireland watches baseball?

You'd be surprised. Okay. Red Sox, red socks of a big Irish following. Do they? Yeah. All right. I guess, yeah, look, what do I know? I mean, I know.

Well, but hot, a lot of people like hockey. A lot of people like hockey. Obviously, NFL is huge over here now. Basketball. Well, we went to Canada, okay. And they're all like, do you like hockey? I'm like, I don't really know the teams. Oh, hey, this hosier over here sounds like a real dorkist malorkas, eh?

Yeah. Yeah. And then it's batter me to death, but they'll still be kind of nice about it. Yeah, yeah. Oh, we're going to play a soggy biscuit there. Yeah, we're going to have a maple candy bar and shove it up their ass. But, yeah, Rush was, it was a fairly standard biopic. Right.

It's like two guys, and one's like the real. like, we must follow rules. I love following rules and racing. And then the other guy's like, let's take drugs. I'm so wasted, man. I'm fucking off my ass. Yo, I'm smoking weed. I'm just smoking the reefer, man.

Driving. Hey, life's a highway, baby. Life's a garden. Dig it. There's basically what it is. So Chris Watts is the Australian Hemsworth. Chris Hemsworth. He plays the cool racer.

Oh, he's like the cool. Yeah, not, to me, I don't think he's charismatic enough to pull it off. Well, he isn't, he always gets out of a car and he's always like three bitches right there.

Of course, because he's very handsome. I will admit that, very handsome man, but not a great actor. He's going to play Hulk Hogan, so you know, he could not.

Unless they do the, the N-word sex tape with Bubba the Love Sponge Misses, I don't want to know about it. I don't think he's right for Hulk Hogan. Hogan? I can't really see that. He's not charismatic enough. He actually has no charisma at all. Oh no, he does have charisma.

No. Not Hulk Hogan charisma. No, he but he's too good looking. Hulk Hogan's such a weird looking con that he had to be like, well, hey, brother. Who would you get to play Hulk? I'm looking forward this movie, actually. It got pushed back because of COVID. That's a good one now. You know, who's doing it? What? Todd Phillips.

Okay, I like that. You know, I think John Sino would do a better job as Hulk Hogan. I think he's kind of like a more comedic like instincts are better do you know what I mean and he's got the physique as well he knows wrestling I think it's a little bit too soon

I think because people have seen Sina and they're kind of like and you know what actually Mickey Rourke and the wrestler was kind of like what if Hulk Hogan was just chronically depressed and unsuccessful oh yeah yeah unlike the real Hulk

Hulk Hogan yeah yeah no I just think like Sina is Sina is Sina, you know? It's like if they got the rock to play a whole coat when you're like... No, I disagree. Because the rock sucks. He's not like, you know, I don't like the rock, but I like John Sina.

As in like, I just think the rock, again, everyone thinks, everyone's sort of fooled by the package and is like, he's so charismatic. I was like, but is he really? Because I don't, you know, anything he says, I never find, like, he's, like, they've tried to cast him in comedies or whatever.

He is not funny at all. whereas John Sine and I think actually is very good comedic instincts, willing to laugh at himself more like the rock I don't know takes himself too seriously I think. The rock also things are the clauses where I can't get hit this amount of time. That's the whole thing with him and Jason Statum. Yeah. They have to have an equal

amount of punches. Yeah exactly yeah and I think Hemsworth falls in that category too because everybody likes how he looks so nobody cares the fact that he sucks. So yeah the rumors I'm hearing well it's confirmed as Hemsworth and then the rumours is then Bradley Cooper is Vince

That'd be great now Yeah I'd almost just be like And I don't look I don't have a problem Against good looking men Bradley Cooper is a good looking man But he's very talented

And charismatic Chris Hemsworth I don't think so Dwayne the Rock Johnson I don't think so And that's coming from James Cadden So you can

You can take that to the bank people I'll tell you I'm glad this isn't The wrestling podcast Because if it was Yeah The wrestling fans would listen to this And they'd be very angry

Well they'd be like Who's this fat retard Tell them to go kill himself It's like, who are you, my mom? Anyway. I watched a little bit of Raw

recently. Raw is war. That's what it used to be called back in the attitude era. See, people think, I've been around, brother.

I used to kick it with the wrestling bros. Was it raw when I was a child? It might have been Smackdown, actually. I didn't know what it was, but it was Becky Lynch

and Bianca Bel Air. Okay. Bianca's a black lady. right well i'll tell you smackdown has like the blue logo but raw has the red logo it might have been raw okay but anyway yeah it's like something made me raise an eyebrow now where it was like some um don't think it was bianca i don't know who was it was like Becky versus a black lady right and Becky's Irish yeah and Becky won the fight by pulling uh her hair yeah because the black lady had like a real long like ponytail right and then you know Becky the interest just pulling it and kicking her

Yeah And it's like Only in wrestling I tell you Yeah It's kind of like That's like white supremacy Wrestling came from that

Just for a reason To be able to touch Black lady's hair Because you don't touch A sister's hair They don't be messing With the weave They don't like that

I've got into Becky Lynch Yeah I didn't realize I thought I was a bit cringed It's just like When you hear an Irish accent Sometimes You're almost like

Oh Yeah You know I get that Yeah I don't know what that is It's just like You know what it is

Because I think, especially, like, McGregor is similar. When they're, like, kind of big in America, they have to tweak their accent so that it's more, like, palatable or audible or, you know, intelligible. You're right, yeah. So they're like, yeah, guys, hello, it is me. I am the greatest fighter that ever did exist. You know what's funny is? You know what I mean?

That's an impression McGregor, but it's actually, that's basically Becky as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, because they really do, like, the Irish. and they play the Irish music Exactly, yeah. So it's a weird line that they have to walk because they have to be...

Because obviously their whole marketable appeal is the fact that they're Irish but if they spoke with their proper inner city fucking Dublin accent or wherever the fuck they're from nobody would be able to understand them

you know what I mean because everybody I'm gonna fucking kick you the head then what? You know what it is you know like the talk it was called black people sellouts yeah yeah

and because you know they go to Harvard and they speak eloquently, you know? That's kind of what it is. I'm like, Becky, you sell out. Yeah, yeah. You betraying who you really are.

Sell out, motherfucker. Look at this crack-age bitch. Dancing a jig. Like a motherfucker. Fucking Uncle Tom, Betty Lynch, motherfucker. Yeah, Betty Lynch.

You know what they call her that? Because she out there stringing up her brother. That's my McGregor impression. You know, and I imagine that is verbatim. You know, the cameras are off. That's what he says. I clean it up there.

But I'm very ironically satirically mocking them blah blah Anyway, back to Rush Yeah, yeah, back to Rush. I like freestyle ones. That's when my ADHD works out well

for us. What next, Brian? What next? Yeah, so Rush, it's the inspirational story of like, so I said there's the guy who doesn't play by the rules and the guy who does. Right.

And they lock heads. They're like, you don't play by the rules but you play by the rules too much. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then one day, it's raining real heavily and the guy who loves playing by the rules

he's like he's the Austrian guy so it's Austrian versus Chris Hemsworth Right So Austrian guy's like no we must not race today He's the Austrian guy Daniel Bruel I think his name is Oh right yeah yeah yeah he was in In glorious bastards

That's him yeah yeah He's good he's good It's good actor yeah But he's like it's dangerous We must not race And then you know Hemsworth's like Oh you scared

Yeah and then Hemsworth just goes completely naked except for the helmet it's like this is what it's all about man it's freedom baby he takes a hit from the bong

as well his F1 car is like hydraulics and like blasted Cypress Hill like broo daddy old Brule is like

this is very unconventional it's so funny because the way those cars those like how can we really the least weight possible

okay but he's got a big boom box and a fish tag oh yeah so anyway it's raining and he's like it's dangerous and chris hens was like yeah oh yeah you want to stop the race

because you're leading in the points so this is helping you you're selfish he's like no it's not true it's yeah yeah yeah so basically he kind of goes like he kind of dares him to do the race right so they do it guess what Austrian guy goes on fire in the rain

as soon as it turns on the ignition kabo like to start a casino yeah but yeah basically he crashed the car and he goes on fire he crashes the car goes on fire

and gets hit by another car oh wow and it goes on more fire yeah yeah yeah okay yeah and then like he'll they drag him out and he's all like

you know and his wife I think is Olivia is a Munn yeah that sounds okay or Olivia Wilde one of those Olivia Wilde is the one

Sidacus yeah yeah so it's Mun then because Munn used to date Aaron Rogers who plays for the Green Bay Packers anyway

yeah well done um so you know it's like you know classic like and the wife's like blah yeah she's like no it's okay honey it's like oh jesus christ right yeah oh god so he's completely like disfigured yeah yeah yeah he's all melted like yeah yeah what's what's the uh what's hemsworth's just banging bitches sucks to be you bro no hempster feels bit sad okay well he's also banging you know the girl from game of troan's uh natalie dormer oh yeah yeah he's just bang her you see tits in it as well Her tits?

Yeah, yeah. Nice. He's just banging in a shower, be like, yeah, he can't do that because he all burnt. Oh, yeah? No, no, he feels bad. Okay. Feels bad. He feels guilty.

It's actually bit in it where, um, so Daniel Bruin, they're all like, you can't race again. He's like, I'll show you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he works, he's doing all his, like, therapy and shit, you know. Right. Is he, like, paralyzed? Yeah, he's fucked up in every single aspect, okay? He's doing that thing where he's on the bars, his legs won't work, and he's like, you know.

Yeah. And he's slowly starting to. Build his strength. Build his strength, okay. And he shows up at the racetrack, okay? And everyone's like, oh my God, this is, you shouldn't be right. You should be dead right now. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I proved you wrong by following the rules. But they have a press conference. The one of the journalist is like, uh, how, how does your wife feel about this? And he's like, oh, you know, um, she's just happy I can race again. And he's like, no, seriously, because you're probably disgusting now. doesn't love you when you look like that. Well, is he proper, like, disfigured from it? No, no. No? No, he's just got like a...

A bit of a scratch on his head. He has a bit of a lips, like, you're a freak. You're the elephant man. Yeah, well, he just looks burnt, but he doesn't look too bad. He's not like charcoal, like... Right, okay. Yeah. But then the journalist has given him loads of shit. He's like, you're too ugly, you're too disembarrassment of racing.

Yeah. But then Chris Hemsworth afterwards beats the shit out of the journalist. Right, right, right. So it's kind of like, you know, he's looking out for him. Ah, okay. And then they do the race, and Chris Hemsert wins by one point. Okay. Okay, but it's kind of like, you know, Daniel Broome is kind of like, well, you inspired me to get out of bed and train.

All right, because I hate you so much. Yeah, and I think it's actually good to have someone you hate that much. Yeah, yeah. And please, dude, let's do this again next year. Right. And Chris Hemsworth's like, fuck it, I'm going to do pills and do those of coke. Fuck next year. I won. Who cares? And then

I think he dies of a heart attack then age like 40. Right, okay. Whereas like Daniel Brund then invest in like airplanes and becomes mega rich. Ah, interesting. Yeah, so there's a lesson there. Play by the rules end up rich and unhappy or party like a champ

and die young and live fast, die young, leave a beautiful corpse. Yeah, they say leave a beautiful corpse. All corpses are beautiful. Yeah, yeah. As Confucius said, everything has beauty, but not everyone can see it. Yeah. Russia is very time.

So I fuck corpses, is what I'm saying. Yeah, that's the takeaway. And they like it. Much like Confucius, and all Asian men, I assume, part of their culture, no? Yeah, we're near the end there. Yeah, yeah. So, fuck, yeah, 58 minutes. Have you got any plans for next?

What's your schedule, actually? I'm back in work this week. weekend so I'm back in when he out again I'll be free like most of next week okay maybe we'll do another one

you know what I think we might get into now instead of doing two and one night yeah maybe one instead and then keeping you up late okay

maybe do like one and I'll leave you B and then okay do another one yeah yeah because you've got work tomorrow so I'm conscious at that like

yeah so we'll do one more and I'll leave you I'll leave you B yeah cool because I don't otherwise like do you think about this now

it's almost like the butterfly effect I keep you up too late all right and then you go in with like you know a sleepy head you press the wrong button so Tanta collapses yes

yeah well there's a big red button they're like James don't press it yeah yeah like I'm playing soggy biscuit you come on and then suddenly

the footy is cancelled forever yeah yeah no they don't give me that much power to be honest you know they put me in the special channel it's just TG

catar. They play a DVD of the Moorbeggs on Loop. Is this the World Cup? It's like, yeah, it is, yeah. It's just a government make work program. Actually, there was somebody who did get employed by one of those

kind of like jobs bridge back to work schemes. But he's like a big anti-mask, anti-vaxxer. Oh, you're telling you about this guy. Yeah, so he basically refused to come into work but they still had to pay him because they didn't have grounds to fire him. So, yeah, that's what you get when you let benefits cheats and dull bunnies in the door.

They rob you blind. Oh, my God. It's kind of like, have you been following the anti-vaccine stuff with, like, athletes and stuff? No, no. A lot of athletes are refusing to take it. Really, yeah? So, like, in the NBA, it's a big story where, like, one of the big players won't take it, and they're very strict, like, you can't play now.

Okay, right. Whereas other leagues, they're just like, fucking, who cares? Yeah, yeah, yeah. and what about like other so is there a lot of big sports no actually no it's weird a lot of them if they haven't got other keeping it

to themselves yeah I think there's there's a lot of that like because why why vocalize it you know I just lie is that it's like oh yeah I got it can they tell just be like oh I lost my papers

yeah like I guess maybe somebody could luck it up but no I'm pretty sure that's illegal right to like I don't know whatever I was going to cinema they asked me if had my thing And I was like, yeah, and they're like, okay, didn't see or anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It was some dumb bitch working there. You pulled a wall over her eyes. All right, let's, uh, this is the free one now. Yes. Oh, God, guys, you don't pay for what's coming next. You literally should kill yourself. You're missing out. Yeah, yeah.

Do it. All right, we've got lots of good stuff coming up next week as well. So keep listening. Thanks for supporting us. Bye. Thank you. And God bless. God bless us all

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