Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 133 : The Depwarted

Episode Date: October 28, 2021

Shipping off to Boston.....I am gay.

The Departed. Yeah. The Departed sounds right. When I say The Departed. Doesn't it sound like I've said it wrong, isn't it? The Departed. Yes. Everyone loves The Departed.

It's a great film. I rewatch it there over the weekend. It's a lot of fun. It's very, tell you what, it grabs you, and it just, like, doesn't let go. Doesn't let go. You can struggle all you want, but it ain't happening. But the power. Once Jack gets his hands on you.

Yeah. I had a great weekend to watch The Parted and Black Snake Mown. Oh, wow. Yeah. Maybe let's do Black Snake Mown. first. Okay, I've never seen it. Black Snake Moan is very funny.

I miss, you can't really make films like this anymore, just a weird film that has no real moral. Okay. And, uh, well, it kind of has some Christian morals in it, but it's just a weird film and there's not unconventional about it whatsoever. So, yeah,

break it down for me, what happens in Black Snake Moan? Black Snake Moan. Christina Ricci? Yeah. Is they in, uh, Justin Timberlake. Okay. And it starts off with them banging. Yeah? With tits.

You know, like, already you're like, Did you see her tits? Oh, let's not even get to that, yeah, okay? Okay, well, okay. You see, tits are the starter, right? Yeah. And you were like, oh, this is nice, okay? And he's, like, banging her, and they're like, oh, they're all sweaty.

Boom, chik, boom, chick, bah, ah. But then he gets a letter from the army. Right. He's going to Iraq. Yeah. This is Donald Rumsfeld. Stop banging Christina Ricci and get to Iraq right now. And he has anxiety.

Oh. Yeah. So he gets sick in the bathroom. He's like, bleh. Right. And she's like, oh, don't. don't worry, she's like rubbing his ear, you know, like a dog.

Yeah, yeah. He's like, don't worry, honey. Iraq will be fun. Don't worry about it. So then he gets to his pickup and he's going off to war. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's like, okay, honey, goodbye. And she's like, goodbye.

I'll always love you. Bye. A shot of her face. Right. Next shot, she's getting fucked by a big black guy. Oh, wow. Yeah, and I mean, I say fucked. I mean proper, like, bent over,

face pressed against the wall. Yeah. You know, he's just, he's like, three times her size just raping her basically this sounds great yeah just fucking her like just splitting her in half

all right yeah it's insane he's like proper like just crying crush her head okay yeah a bit like Michael Myers you're getting really into this

yeah yeah yeah it's a great film okay okay and she's like we find out she is a sex addict okay she loves to bang she'll bang anything that moves

right and the way to visualise her sex addiction is sometimes just literally just hangs grabs where pussy and goes, oh, I just looks around. I just need dick right now.

Yeah, yeah. It's like an insulin shot. You know, she's insane. She's a cockaholic. She's insane for cock, right? Insatiable. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like a zombie, okay? Yeah. We then cut to Samuel Jackson. Right. He's in a nice suit. Yeah. And he's walked into a restaurant and his wife's there.

All right. But things don't seem to be going well. Okay. She's like, leaving you. Right. And I'm watching it being like,

oh, that's not a good sign. Motherfuckle. Yeah, she's like, I'm leaving you. When I'm with you, I feel old.

Oh. Yeah, you make me feel old. Is she old, though? She's Samuel Jackson's age. Okay. Yeah,

that's pretty old. Back in 2007, I remember this was filmed. Okay, right. So she's like, I don't feel happy. I don't love you anymore. He's like,

come on, baby, please. Yeah, she's like, no. And she's like, I'm sick of being with you and all the people in the restaurant are looking.

care. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So she walks off and Samuel Jackson goes back to his farm. He works on like a tomato farm or something like that. Right. He's got one broken old tractor. He lives in a little shack, you know. He's miserable.

Right. He had the wife at least. Now she's gone. Right. But there's one thing he loves the blues. Ah, okay. Yeah, yeah. Good.

He plays the blues on the weekends, all right? Guitar? Yeah, guitar. Apparently Jackson spent like six months learning guitar and how do the blues. That's pretty cool. How to blues. how to blues Yeah

Yeah Yeah Okay So then we find Christine Ritchie She's still hoaring around Sure There's a great shot of her

Like She's messed It's like It's like her and like Three guys Yes And they're all like Getting her drunk

And like pushing around the field Okay Oh right yeah And she's just like Tits out Just like Oh Who's gonna fuck me

Yes And then one of the guys Is like You're an embarrassment Okay I'm not even gonna date rape you. I feel sorry for you. Jesus. So he puts her

in a pickup truck and he's driving her home and then for some reason he's like I think he's actually friends with Justin Timberlake. Okay. So he's kind of like, you know, why do you keep doing this? Yeah, you shouldn't be banging me right now. This is your fault. You let

me put my cock in you. Your skull. But he's literally like, you know, everyone in the town says you nail a plank of wood. Okay. So she's got a bit of a reputation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she says something like, I don't care.

And he punches her in the face a few times, kicks her out of his truck, and drives off. Yeah. So now there's a fucking passed out white woman. This is like in the deep south, is that? Yeah, yeah. So there's no cars around him, okay? Right.

She's just passed out. She's falling over. You know the way in the family guy, they fall over, and they've got like the arm. It's like they fall over the funny way. Okay. That's how she's falling over, okay. Very comical, just like, eh.

Yeah. All right. Great description. Yeah, okay. A noise paints a thousand words So she's all Blah With her tits

Yeah Yeah Her tits look good They're not big Yeah But they're nice Christina Rishi's pretty sexy I've always had a little thing for her

Ever since Casper You know what's kind of bad is I was a child too So I'm not weird I like Casper I was like yeah Oh you're his uncle ghost Those were like yeah

What were they called Like Fatso Fatso Jizzo Blu Jizzo Rapo Bill Pullman's there Yeah

Casper was great Well actually I don't know why But she's got like Black eyes In this film That's really sexy Well

Because she's getting slapped around Sorry what I meant is I find a girl A black eye Like you know Let's move on Yeah

Oh there we go Another insight Freudian slip From Tuler there Yeah I just show She's good crack You know She could take it

On the chin So Samuel Jackson I meant she's depressed he's walking to this door finds just a passed out white woman just on the road he's like oh my god

saints be praised when God closed the door he opens Christina's legs so he brings her home okay yeah and he's like oh this is the devil now devil's tempted me I know what I need to do

he's a Christian man right okay he's a Bible man yeah yeah he knows what he's going to do he's going to chain Christina Richie to the radio yeah and stop her from getting cock. Like boy George. Yes, exactly like that.

Just handcuff her to a radiator and batter her with his cock. He loves the blues and boy George. Come, come, come, come, gama, gama, gama, gama, gama, gama, gama, gamelea. So, yeah, so she wakes up, it's like, oh, let me go. And he's like, no. Let me go. I have a medical condition. I need cock right now.

And she's probably like, come on, fuck me, come on. You can let me go. Oh, fuck you. Come on. You do wherever you want to me. Let me go. And he's like, no. It's for your own good.

I'm going to leave you here. at first she hates it and she's like trying to escape and stuff yeah yeah yeah just like finding random objects and shoving them in her pussy and literally Jackson takes for walks like on a leash yeah you don't a chain

oh wow this picture this now black man in the deep south with a white woman chained walking around like a dog that's how far we've come it's a beautiful thing the neighbors walk past like

hey there Samuel it's like oh hey guys got yourself a new white woman have you broken her in yet I keep her outside at first you know don't let them get any ideas she got to earn her house privileges

yeah you can't let Christina Rishi in the big house you go let some sleep in the big house yeah so yeah he takes her for walks literally okay

and eventually she starts like it oh yeah and eventually she starts staying there her own free will she doesn't even need to the chain anymore. Oh, wow.

And Jackson goes to buy a dress for her, and he's literally like, I want to buy a dress, one doesn't make it look like a whore. Yeah. So he buys like a real old, you know, one's old, the frills going on to her legs. Yeah, yeah, like real Amish dresses. Yeah, yeah. He makes it wear Amish dresses, and he brings her to

blues shows. Yeah. Yeah, okay. And she's loving it. She's like, my God, Samuel Jackson, thank you, so, I can't repay you. You've taught me such a good lesson about self-control. And, uh, you know, know, not being a dirty whore. She is no family come and looking for anything?

Oh, yes, yes, yes, we get to that. Okay. So now she's free. Yeah. She's living with Samuel Jackson now. So she's there, she loves it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're the original, all couple.

Yeah. She's learned to have self-esteem now from me and tell you that radio, okay? Yeah. Okay. So she goes to confront her mother. Right. And we find out what happened is her mother dated a succession of bad boyfriends. Oh.

All the bad boyfriends had a little taste. Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and she was, like, three. Okay, okay. Right. And, uh, and the, the mother ignored it the whole time. Right, okay.

So she goes to like a Walmart. The mother works in a Walmart now and she's like, Mom, you're bad. Yeah. And the mother's like, shut up. I'm working at Walmart. We've all got problems. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

And then she, like, throws stuff at the mother. It's like, screw you. Right. I'm going back to my radiator. And, um, so it's all going well. But then, um, Timberlake's back. he got kicked out war he got kicked out war he had too much anxiety

oh jesus yeah yeah yeah he had too much anxiety for um he was a pussy for a rack yeah he had a pussy pussy yeah pussy pussy disease okay alright PTSD yeah yeah pussy Timberlake stupid dumbass great yeah thank you yeah I think you could tell there I was trying to think of the initials that I was like pussy pussy pussy pussy P pussy pussy t pussy

Yeah Yeah There's probably a better one Pussy Timberlake Sad disease Yeah That's great Yeah

If we're writing it That'd be When we're doing Dermit and Dave We watch a Dermin Dave Clip downstairs Yeah It wasn't funny at all

It wasn't Trying be funny though They're interviewing The Porn star I mean James were like Oh he's been good crack Now No I wasn't

Oh I was You were forcing me I was Christina Reaching Chained to the Radiator You're Samuel L Jackson Instead of the the blues, you're making me like Dermit

Dave. Yeah, they're interviewing a gay porn star. They're going to get the whore out of you, Cadden. Yeah, so they're interviewing a gay porn star. It's just like, you know, and how what's it like being a gay porn star? Do you find pressure to be, you know, perform every night? Do you ever have body dysmorphia, you know, because of

your massive cock? But anyway, so Justin Timberlake, he's back in town now and he's like, she's living with a black man. He gets a gun, all right? Oh, nice. And he goes over to kill Samuel Jackson Yeah

But then Christina Ritchie's like Hey, he helped me And you got to learn You know Calm down Don't make a bit Yeah I fucked everyone

The town Don't make a big deal Out of it Yeah Relax pal Would you You know You couldn't handle

You couldn't even Handle the Iraq war And you think You can handle The Iraq Or Hey oh So

Timberlick Realises He was wrong For being angry Right Okay Okay He should just

accept this All right Yeah So then they get Samuel Jackson's having a pretty good run of it. You know, like, he's been a few opportunities for people to be like, hey, that's not okay, but he seems to get

away with it. Oh, and Samuel Jackson as well, he's also pretty sweet on a fat lady who works in the chemist. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. She gives him his arthritis medication. No, no, because he's buying stuff. And, you know, he's kind of like, hey, come on, don't have a prescription, but

come on. Hook me up. Yeah, and she's like, all right, you big sweet. You won't have to love the blues. Yeah. So then Justin Timberlake, Christina Ritchie, they get married on the farm. Okay. Okay. And, you know, Samuel Jackson gives her away.

This sounds very silly. It isn't. Okay. So there. All right. I win. You do. Yeah, so he gives her away then.

You're right. And then they get married and they drive off, okay. And Timberlake's drive him, but then there's a truck behind them. Okay. And Timberlake is a panic attack because the truck is go beep, beep. And he's like, stoh, no. It's Saddam Who's dead

Yeah So he has to pull the car over And he starts crying Okay But then Christina Ricci's like Come on baby Don't be like that And starts rubbing his ear again

Yeah And then they're both happy The end Awful It sounds awful There's something in there though Something like Christian values You know

You can't have what you want All the time Right so it's all about Self control Discipline I think Yeah But I Okay

Yeah Christina Ritchie is nude for a lot of the film now Oh Yeah Yeah Nude and passed out So And being stuffed up

Like a plug Yeah So I thought it was interesting Okay I wouldn't say it's like If I was teaching a film class It wouldn't be like It wouldn't be like you know

It's Citizen Kane A Black Snake moan All right But I thought it was quite interesting Yeah Do you want to watch her Nah With me

I might check it out just to see Christina Ritchie's tits Yeah, just skip ahead for that bits, yeah I'll just skip ahead to the blues bits That's why I like Do you see any of Timberlake's cock? No, no It's a bit of double standard, isn't it? Actually, there's a new show on HBO

called Scenes from Marriage Okay Apparently, it's Jessica Chastain and Oscar Isaac Right And part of Jessica Chastain's contract Was I'll only show my tits If Isaac shows his cock and balls did he take a hit did he take one for the team i think he took one for the team yeah nice i think

he realized it's for the gray or good this country is on the brink of collapse if i don't show my cock and balls it's all over kind of like you know when the prime minister fucked that pig in black mirror yeah yeah yeah yeah anyway so yeah back to the parted so to the parted we're going to talk with this now yeah very interesting even the start of the film is interesting the how it came to be is interesting yeah So what happened is, there's a movie called Internal Fares. Yeah. It's a Hong Kongi movie, all right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, with Chow Young Fat, I think, or is that his name? I have no idea. All right, okay, fine. I think it is. That is a guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I've never seen the film. Fine, fine, fine.

So anyway, okay. So Brad Pitt sees the film, and he's like, I want to make that. Okay. He buys the rights. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. He gets Scorsesee. Okay. They get Leo.

Yeah. He's going to be Damon's part, okay? Then he himself, he fires himself. Who does? Brad Pitt. Oh, was he going to act in it? He was going to be Damon. Oh, okay.

It was going to be Damon and Leo. I'm sorry, he was going to be Brad Pitt and Leo. Yeah. Okay. But he fired himself. He was like, I'm not good enough for this. Oh. My boss and acts in his shit.

I don't think I can betray the, you know, the kind of like the dual nature of the role. Right, yeah, yeah. He was like, yeah, I'm just going to produce this. Okay. I think it was a good choice because Damon really works in this Yeah, Damon's very good at playing asshole but you can see why he's likable

Yeah, yeah, yeah Kind of like the charming Like sociopath He's like yeah, yeah, yeah There's a great bit in it I was like, that's great acting now We're like, it's a bit later on We'll get to it

But there's a bit where like he's fighting with Wahlberg and his voice gets real high He's like, I can investigate whoever I want Whoever the fuck I want It's like really annoying and nasally Yeah, yeah, yeah It's kind of like weasily Yeah, yeah

Because, like, yeah, he's really, that's the thing, he's got, he's like, he's basically hired to investigate, you know, the mole in the police department, even though it's him. Okay. So, he's very good at making himself, like, the weasel. So let me think, let me hear, let me know if you want, like, this cast, okay? Yeah. So, it was originally going to be Scorsese's wish list, okay? So, um, the Martin Sheen role was going to be De Niro. Yeah, I mean, it would have worked.

Okay, yeah. and I think the Baldwin role was going to be Gibson Mel Gibson Oh Yeah again it would have worked Like I think you know This one's a bit

I don't think so It's a bit like samey The Nicholson role Was gonna be Pacino That's the bit Sammy Also Irish gangster Yeah yeah no I don't think That wouldn't have worked

No It has to be Nicholson Like he's perfect This is interesting now The Mark Wahlberg role was going to be Leota then Dennis Leary

Maybe actually I can see him more than Ray Leota Yeah I don't think Leota could do The like the high energy Yeah Kind of like the Like because it's a very

Comedic performance from Walberg Yeah Who else's going to be in it now There's a few other kind of big names Were floated around They're trying to get This is all the dregs Yeah

Yeah Okay But they made it work anyway Yeah went Nicholson and oh fuck there was some other like really big named you're trying to get that I can't think it later on I got distracted there by the way James that a

firework went off behind your heads Oh did it yeah there's a lot of fireworks going on Well welcome to the north side baby You talk about Iraq I'm like Justin Timberlake I've got PTSD Oh no there's sprinklers And firecrackers There's Iraqi children out there

With black hats Yeah Yeah I proper like a little freak show moment there I was like, oh my God, the place is exploding. Yes. Saigon has fallen. So they got the cast together. Scorsese deliberately said,

I'm not watching the Hong Kong film. Okay. I want to go in this fresh. It was a pretty big film, though, wasn't it? It was big. It made the jump to the Western audiences. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So.

Now we have fucking Squid Game and Boo Jim Blungbing. Where are they going to cast? You know, they should do remake a Squid. Whid game putting in Boston. Hey, what the fuck? I'm not fucking running for the fucking red-like green light. What about a fag over here? So,

and sorry, Martin Scorsese, okay? Before this, he'd made gangs of New York, which I hate. Yeah, it sucks. And the aviar, which is good, okay, but he'd been really going for the Oscar. Yeah, yeah, okay.

And you can tell me you're watching those films. Had he never won an Oscar before? Never, no. Oh, okay. So he was really going for an Oscar and he basically got, you know, it didn't even win for cunlun or condo condo con duke

cunduc head cunt fuck yeah so he Māori condone I liked it so he had loads That's for the sopranos Because I like the soprados

I like the soprados It's a particular type of autism Anyway So he's going for the Oscars He's going for the Oscars He didn't work He's like look I'm just going to have fun with it film yeah yeah i'm not going to worry about oscar shit i'm gonna do what i do best yes we're just gonna have

fun here we're gonna go mental i think it's probably his most fun movie yeah yeah like you know the amount of cuts the amount of edits just the amount of like songs to start for a second then change up yeah yeah apparently a lot of coke was done on set really a lot it was like a lot of like people were partying i thought marty was off the coke by that point oh not him i mean just a lot of people like were partying it was it was very fun set right okay a lot of pranks getting pulled and stuff like that. So I took my cock out and I put it in Leo's mouth

while he was sleeping. He woke up. He didn't even flinch. What is that? That's not Jack Nicholson. Fucking idiot, God. He's fucking worse his cut or kill him.

Sorry, sorry. I'm fine. I'll be better. But you said that looking at me. I'll be better. You were like, you used this con, con, caton,

but you're looking at me and holding my neck. Where's a prock gun? Yeah. Oh, let's talk about that real thing. I'll get into that then, yeah. So literally just today as we record this.

I woke up this morning to this news. Most morning, anytime some big horrible event happens, I wake up and it's Brian texts me, ha ha ha,

guess what happened? Fucking dorks. But anyway, yeah. So Alec Baldwin has killed someone. He has killed at least one so far and he's going to strike again. So

Alec Baldwin on the set of a new movie, a western. A western about a man who wrongfully kill someone. Oh. No, this, I'm sorry, this has all the hallmarks of an Illuminati blood

sacrifice, and if you don't see that, you're a fucking idiot and a sheep, and I'm fucking... You know, it's so funny. I love Star Conspiracy that Alec Baldwin's a crisis actor. They'd be like, look, he's on, look, he's in Glenn Garry, Glenn Ross. He's fake, he's an actor.

Turty Rock. They're not even trying to hide it. Lemon, I've killed again, Lemon. But yeah, so Alec Baldwin basically fired a prop gun at the cinematographer and killed her and wounded the director. Yeah. Wow. I mean, I've heard he's difficult unsaid, but list takes the biscuit. It's actually such a...

Have you seen this? I've heard about this. This is Alec Baldwin. He's gone crazy this time. It's actually insane. It is. It's wild. And it's such a like...

I read that headline like three times and I was like, oh, my dyslexia must be kicked. in here. Yes. The way it words it, it sounds like Alec Baldwin's killed someone. I have clearly

had a psychotic break and I'm entering a disassociative state. I always thought I was a victim of the MK Ultramind experiments and this

just confirms it. I've gone mental people, okay? Well, yeah, it's um... So like Baldwin has killed a woman. Yeah.

Yes. Oh. And the director. No, he's been wounded. Wounded. How bad has it said, yeah? Very wound.

Yeah Very fucked Is why I heard Yeah Yeah He's Half his face is gone But yeah

So it's It's gonna be interesting Now what's gonna come With he get cancelled Well it's so weird now Because like obviously Shit like this has happened Before with the

Like the big example Is the Crow Oh that annoyed me so much Brandon Lee On Reddit Yeah Okay The story's on top

Okay And there's about 600 People have all commented This is actually Quite like Brandon Lee In The Crow Yeah

You might not know this This is actually No one's read comments are all like, I've actually got an interesting comment here. Brandon Lee, do you know Brandon Lee? About 500 fucking dorks commented that at the same time. Yeah, exactly. By the way, the crow is the biggest bunch.

It's so stupid and lame and douchey. But anyway, whatever. Brandon Lee, now I always heard... Bruce Lee's son. Yeah, okay. So I always heard that it was like him, he put the gun to his head. But it wasn't that. That was an urban legend, yeah.

It was something got stuck. It was actually a different guy. Like in the 70s, an actor did that. in a mock Russian roulette but he put a prop gun with a blank to his head pulled the trigger and he killed him but he was just some fucking nobody

nobody yeah yeah yeah yeah son of no one okay but uh he wasn't related to Stephen Baldwin no he wasn't but Brandon Lee yeah so it was like it was a prop gun that had blanks in it but apparently there was a live round

he got shot it wasn't live round there was something lodged in it oh well that was it yeah well anyway he died but what's interesting about this one now this is happening like in the era of like social

media and 24 news cycles so it's just like it's all you're going to hear about for the next fucking weeks and months and whoever long. We've even seen pictures of like Alec Baldwin like basically like he's doubled over like vomiting on the side of the road

how disgusting is so distraught like this like literally those TMZ guys are just waiting you know just in the bush is waiting look at him he's pukin what a fucking loser just the second the second that happened they're jumping out like oh mr baldwin mr baldwin it was literally outside the police station where he had just

been interviewed yeah like talking about this horrible accident he's like literally like hunched over like oh what have i done and people are like taking pictures of him's like ha ha ha man like we joke around i do feel bad for baldwin i like baldwin i like baldwin yeah the response on twitter is insane well i haven't really been checking the response on twitter because he's a liberal democrat kind of guy yeah and i see he did the trump impression and s and l so the response on Twitter, like, the takes I've seen, like the funniest one was that he's a hypocrite because he supported the Black Cloud's Matter movement.

But now he shot a white woman. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, also he was anti-N-R-A. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. And people... Trying to have his cake and eat it too, it looks like? Yeah, people just hate him. The mad cuntz online. The Maga Trump Qaeda on fuckers. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And they're all just like... A.k.a. R. People, Brian. And also, they're trying to start the thing that, like, it wasn't an accident. Oh, he did it on purpose. Yeah, Alec, oh, the liberal media saying it was an accident. Yeah. Really?

Somebody spilled over his Fiji vitamin water and he just went insane. Yeah, yeah. But it would be a good movie now. This is, I was going to write a detective novel. This is going to be my pitch, okay? There's an actor. Yes. And he hates this stuck-up bitch on set.

Okay. So he devise as a plan. Right. He switches the guns. Right. So he kills her, but he pretends it was an accident. And he blames, there's a prop guy who's got special needs, okay? Of course he'd have special needs.

Because he's the son of the director. I'm thinking here, okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, okay. Yeah, so then they all cyber bully the special needs kid to death. Yes. And the actor is like, ha, ha, ha, ha. But then Jessica Fletcher comes by. She's writing a novel, but she's, you know, she's interested in the case.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Miss Fletcher, what about the fact that your son was in the Manson family? Shut up! he's the killer of that guy the guy who said that that's him get him you know that

yeah I do know that that's great Angela Lansbury she lives in Ireland yeah let's go track her down that'll be quite the guest wouldn't it

and make her make her pay for her crime you know what I would like no we find her and then like it's a documentary okay and it's like

hey guys we're gonna find Angela Lansbury and the next shot it's like she's against the wall but it's fucking her face pressed

and we're like just like her face pressed against a typewriter just like and we're going to chain her to a radiator to teach her to stop solving crimes like a whore but yeah

but yeah it is a tragic awful thing and I think generally though I think most people are feel sorry for Alec Baldwin yeah because like it's probably not a good feeling could be good for his career do you think

I think people who might get some sympathy roles yeah yeah just the killer with Alec Ball's it's so funny he's the boss baby you know God, the Boss Baby sequel

He's just gonna be really depressed in it What did you do last summer Boss Baby? He just like He does the whole Records the whole Voiceover

Just in bed With a bottle of whiskey Hasn't shaved in weeks Doesn't shower anymore The new summer Depressed baby But yeah Poor Alec Baldwin

And obviously Very unfortunate For the woman Who died You know Yeah Also it's quite funny people are trying to link

Bieber in this as well Bieber? Yeah, because he's married to like Oh, Haley Baldwin Yeah, yeah But Alex's not her dad

I know, it's her uncle Stevens, her dad But they're still like What's Bieber gonna say About this? Yeah, yeah, yeah Will Bieber get a divorce over this?

If Bieber doesn't kill Haley Baldwin Then you know there's a patriarchy problem In Hollywood What? That doesn't make sense It doesn't

I just laugh anyway Yeah As I check my notes yeah yeah good I feel this one will be heavily edited no I won't I like it okay no I liked it now but back to the parted

the parted yeah so let's just go through I have an old fashioned I go to the film we haven't done this in a while yeah I've had people say they don't like this so let's do it oh really no yeah just one person I better know who it was

yeah yeah okay so we have the opening monologue about the knights in Columbus and such and such and such yeah The Knights of Columbus Which rule guineas And he says some other things That I'm not allowed to repeat It was quite funny

I was listening to a very liberal podcast About the party Right They did not like that at all There's a lot of things as to like It just doesn't work And it should be removed Yeah

Why you let that happen Right But it sets up something You know Yeah It's not really connected To the rest of film Is it?

The Knights of Columbus speech It's just a weird little Like history of racial rights In Boston Yeah, yeah, and the whole thing, I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me, which is a good little line. It sets up the character, yeah, yeah, yeah. And, like, it's also, obviously, his character is based on a whitey bulger.

He was, like, the big Irish American crime boss in Boston. M.K. Ultra Victim, too. Also bisexual, apparently. Oh, okay. There you go. God, I'd say he was fun at parties, you know. Oh, we're going to get into a big gay thing. Let's get to the gating right now, okay?

Let's do it. Finally, okay. Nosh me off right now. So we have the noise of Columbus Beach. Yeah. Then we go directly into Damon, okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He meets Nicholson Young.

Yes. What Frank Costello is, but it's called Jack Nicholson. Yeah, okay. So Nicholson gives him a Wolverine comic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that leads in their life of crime. Yeah. So the whole theory of this film is Matt Damon is a closet homosexual.

Yeah, they do kind of imply that a bit. his very first line in the film is that firemen are queers well fucking firemen or a bunch of queers hey go save a tree cat out of a tree you fucking homos and he just keeps going it's like I'm telling you the fucking queers and everyone

else like okay man relax what's your problem like it's that's the next scene and it's definitely on purpose they're not saying anything he's like yes or any of as I was saying they are homos though let's be honest literally just like it's like it's like three hours later it's like

and I'm telling you they're all a bunch of fucking queers He's like, okay, Matt, look. Do you remember 9-11? You're firemen? Yeah, they loved running up those stairs. Good cardio, sweetie, for those buns, am I right? You bunch of fucking quees. And everyone just really uncomfortable.

I was like, Matt, please, we're just, we're not even filming anymore. He just keeps going and going. And Marty's like, I love it. I love it. Even, like, the first thing we see him do is play rugby. Yeah? I mean, like, come on. Come on.

Who plays rugby in Boston? It's big in Boston I think that's the only place Yeah Because they love all that shit There's actually a hurling team In Boston as well But rugby is a British sport

I know but they don't know any better They also wear kilts and shit You know what I mean I'm Irish I eat haggis And drink iron brew All right So let's see now So present day

We see that Damon has become a cop Yeah But he is in the pocket of Jack Nicholson Yeah So Jack Nicholson was like Basically groomed him and prepared him

as like you're going to be my mole on the inside also a fatter figure to young Damon as well okay is there any application that he was finger popping

his little ass though there isn't but I can imagine it and that makes it real and how would that were how would that sign hey man how do you like these apples

oh no he's just reading the Wolverine comic while Jack shoves adamantium claws up his this is like I'm in Project X yeah yeah yeah so um at the same time leo on the other hand

has graduated from the academy he's got black friend Anthony Anderson I remember now it was meant to be the Rizza oh that's the guy remember earlier I was like I can't remember the other to cast yeah so it's him uh you know what I like the Rizzo but I think Anthony Anderson works a lot better in this role isn't Anthony Anderson a bit of a character he is a bit of a character and I know what you're uh so I'll address it yes he was in the series hang time remember that the kids show they were like the high school

basketball team this sounds like my team and had the coolest theme tune it was like hang time hanging together hang time putting it on the line so they played basketball yeah they were like a basketball team

but then they also had real world problems like one of them they find like a bag of weed in his locker and he's like coach I've got a drug problem and they're all like hey man that's not cool but it was cool Anthony Anderson is kind of like a lot chubbier back then, but he was still like slam dunking, you know?

Oh, sweet. No, so I've been a big fan of Anthony Anderson for a long time. So it kind of, yeah, he's got a few sexual assault allegations. Let's go a little bit into this now. Because I've only skimmed the Wikipedia. Yeah. Is it actual, like, is it real or is it just a load of nonsense? Yeah, it's a load of gobbledy gook.

Yeah. You know, there's been a few of like just basically like groping and touching and, yeah. It's quite funny how some people Hardar may have been Yeah It's quite funny how some people Like Neil de Grass Tyson Are like

Ah he was probably looking at Saturn At the time And got confused It's It's there's been a few kind of things But he's never really seemed To have been cancelled No he was guest host

And Kimmel there a while Yeah Yeah Yeah and he's in that show Blackish Yeah Yeah Yeah

I think that's probably what saves him Because he's in That's such a big show Yeah We don't really get over here It's very important To like you know Sort of people see it

As very emblematic of change Yeah, go on You roll your eyes But I'm telling you The tooth, man There's blackish There's groanish

And there's mixedish Are these all real shows There's a real shows Yeah Larry Wilmore See the guy Yeah I think he's mixedish

Stars Zach Morris From fucking Saved by the Bell Yeah Yeah It's Zach Morris dating a black girl

And everyone's like Yeah Yeah My God Zach What have you done Where's Kimberly Anyway, Screech should be ashamed right now No wonder you got cancer

Anyway, look, back to the Departed So yeah Anthony Anderson Yeah, he's friends with Leo And Leo gets hired by Sheen and Wahlberg Yeah Their name's like Something and Dignam Dignum and Bignum

I don't know Yeah, we won't do character names Martin Sheen and Mark Wahlberg So they hire him to go under cover As a criminal Because like he You grew up in Southie You're from your streets kid

they look at his profile to see he's a child of a broken marriage so he would have been going back and forth different communities see he has a little bit of like a history you know he like he went ape on a gym teacher they said yeah yeah he beat a gym teacher with a chair yeah yeah he's like this guy's perfect yeah for high stress situations yes so yeah they they're like we need you to infiltrate jack nicholson's whole criminal organization. So they hire him and they also know his cousin is involved in crimes. Like that's a great inn. So they basically hire him to go to jail at start. Yeah, yeah. And then get out. Like six months or something. Yeah. Yeah. And then they play the Dropkick Murphys of course. Yeah. And all the

bros are like, you're shipping off the Boston way. In Boston, that's like fucking catnip. They love that. Sailor's peg and I lost my leg. What? Do you see he just got pegged? That's not cool. I got pegged in Boston ship it up to Boston girl with a strap on oh

fuck me with a strap on oh no anyway yeah so so that's kind of the duality of the film it's like two schizophrenic retards trying to explain the film so he's the bad man

but he's good and then the good man's bad yeah the whole thing is about sort of like duplicitous double agents you know I think we're getting too excited let's calm down I'm gonna stop being funny

okay yeah good work yeah so the next scene is Leo then goes to a bar

yeah his plan he's gonna beat up a guy he knows Nicholson's there gonna impress Nicholson basically yeah okay and then we get we meet Ray Winston playing Frenchie

yeah yeah yeah Ray Winston doing a terrible American accent apparently Ray Winston and Nicholson did not get on well at all

really yeah really locked heads interesting yeah two kind of old old fish kind of brutes you know two alphas you know

yeah yeah I'm the daddy now also Nicholston I don't think people like Nicholson had a real big he was really in control

of the creative decisions oh really that was one of the things he was like I want to be able to improvise and have lots of ideas

with the script and stuff and Marty he's just like yeah sure yeah yeah there is that one they were talking

about it I must have been an interview with Matt Damon I think but remember the scene when him and

where Winston they shoot a couple and he goes she fell weird yeah apparently another line he wanted to say is like hey

what if I just fuck her right now or something like that it's like a necrophilia thing but obviously they decided to cut that this has the most improv

of Annie Scorsese film it does us so much improv in this is it always just jacksine or did everybody everyone was improving baldwin like

I think Walberg no because Walberg don't you had him for like three days so they had to do his shit really quick but everyone else

they were like unlike nearly every other film Scorsese's just like yeah sure try it just do it try it yeah yeah and they were just like

Scorsese as well I think his like thing was like he wanted liberally make this fast and you know just like you know that's a funny take let's just go ahead with it

okay yeah so he gets in with Nicholson's crew now what do you think of Nicholson in this film yeah I like it because he was not nominated

for an Oscar for this yeah and a lot of people not a lot of lot. Some people do not like him this film. Because of how problematic it is. No, no, no, not because of that. That's gay. Just because he's...

Glad you said it. Just because he's just really hamming it up and it's he's really having fun with it. It's like cartoonish in a way. Yeah, yeah. Well, like, that's the thing about this film. It is a lot of fun and I really do like it and enjoy it. But it's not exactly fucking high art. Like, you know,

it is kind of... Like, there are stuff in it that doesn't quite work and I think a lot of that comes from the improv. stuff. Like there's a few dialogue scenes, particularly with DiCaprio and Nicholson that I felt didn't really gel or didn't feel like it

Which is definitely because of that because they were improvising and it's just like Nicholson's going this way, we gotta do what he says basically. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like you remember later on like he drops the gun? Yeah. Like that's all just like improv yeah. That whole scene is like Frank, what the fuck are you doing? You're selling

drugs? What the... Like it just didn't feel very written or developed. It does feel very actors trying things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like they've been given kind of free reign. It's kind of like comedians do new material. It's like, oh, you can tell here, you're not exactly sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But anyway, kind of like us in this fucking podcast. So anyway, we next meet Vera fromanga. Oh, yeah, the psychiatrist. Yeah, yeah. And she falls in love with Damon. Yeah, they start going out. Yeah, and he's very true. I like the whole scene of them meeting and going on a day.

In the elevator. Yeah, he is very true. charming, but again, it's kind of like he does it very well, playing the very kind of duplicitous. He's very nice and charming, but then beneath the surface, he's a piece of shit. Which is what we see, because he's nice and charming in the date, okay, because he has to do anything.

Then, after they have sex, she's literally holding a banana, a broken banana, and she's like, it happens lots of guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he can't get it off. Yeah, yeah, and he's like, what a fucking loser! Kill yourself! You fucking idiot!

Yeah. It happens, guys. It happens. Yeah, she's like that and he's like, no. Yeah, he's like, I'm not talking about this. I got to go to work, all right? Like, oh, I work for the mott. Yeah.

I'm not cops. Yeah, yeah. I'm a janitor or some shit and I'm good at mass. Leave me alone. Yeah. But at the same time, Leo's going to her as well. So that's a bit of the love kind of like triangle. Yeah, yeah.

He's going as like he needs actual counseling because he's really like having skits so quick. Yeah, he's having a mental break. down, like, because of how, as I imagine you would, you're like, yeah, you're, you know. He's very good at playing schizzo, like, but, like, panic attack all time, but, like, holding it together. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because other people would have been, like, overdone and being like, I'm freaking out.

Yeah, yeah. But he's very, yeah, you're right. He's like, you can tell he's always just on the, on the brink, but he just manages to get through it. Like, there's a bit in it in the therapist office, he's like, I threw up on the way here, and you fully believe that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He just looks, like. dog shit doesn't he like

I don't know Leo strikes me as a type he probably has a lot of stuff to draw from because I reckon like you know there's a lot of things that Leo's done that he's like oh shit oh no your fucking heart is jack

your hand is steady she just turned 18 last week and the fucking things I did to her I'm having fucking panic you gave me two fucking valium you fucking whore I fucking rape your daughter What? He's trying something. Just let it, Marty. Let's call cut on this right now. Anyway, yeah. I like it. I like it.

But yeah, no, he's good. What did you think about the love story? The love story between her and Dame and I bought. Why do you think about the love story between her and Leo? Well, yeah, it is a little forced or contrived or whatever. But then I guess if Damon can't get it up and isn't giving her the good dick, then she's got to get it somewhere. It's like, hey, she knows from her many years and experience. Nobody gives you good dick like a mentally ill freak. Spastic

men are a great great in the sack. You know what I'm talking about sister? And you don't have to call them afterwards because they've usually killed themselves so yeah, that's the real one night stand. One night stand. They're standing on a stool and then

because you know the way like normally when a guy's fucking up and down, it's like one, two, three one, one, two, three is boring. With a spastic guy, you know what he's going to do. baby it's fucking Miles Davis he's all over the blaze he's got tinfoil in his head he's got a candle in your

asshole and a tongue in your ear hole you don't even know what's in your pussy and you don't want to know but you love it There's a tongue in your ear another tongue in your ass like what's going on uh ship it up the bastard why do you think about the

the sex scene oh it's quite sexy she's you know she's it's very much a sex scene for women though isn't it Oh, okay. That's what I felt like. Very kind of like soft core, nice lighting and music.

It's raining outside. And they're playing like comfortably numb. There's silk sheets everywhere. He takes his shirt off. He's got that tight bod. She's in her brow. We don't see her tits though, right? No, you don't know.

You don't just talk there now. You don't really have many sex scenes in Scorsese films. No, he doesn't really do sex scenes. Well, uh, Wolf of Wall Street. A lot of fucking in that. Yeah, but like that, the fucking in that is not in any way. like, he's not making to be like, you know, this is sexual.

That's just about the excess. Yeah, you know? Yeah. You mean an actual, like, sex, like, they're embroiled in passion in the moment? Isn't there, like, a bit, I haven't seen Raging Bull in a while, but isn't there like he, like, he's like,

there's like lots of shots of her belly and stuff and he's, like, kissing their belly and stuff, isn't there? Yeah, I don't know. It's been a while since I've seen it, now, to be honest. But, yeah, it's not, if there is sex scenes in Raging Bull, they're not, they're not.

Not that memorable. Yeah, you're right. He doesn't really do sex scenes. He's a Catholic freak. So that's probably like, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's probably a virgin. Ha, what a dork.

Yeah. That would be quite funny. It turned out, like, Scorsese just never had the courage to, like, ask a girl out. Oh, well, I'm just trying my best. Like, when he finally wins the Oscar, he's like, oh, now I can smash. That's what it's all been for. Yeah. He's just really, oh, he's like, hold and he's like, excuse it, he drops it.

Oh, no. but yeah no he doesn't do sex scenes a lot so yeah so anyway the whole kind of plot of the film is Nicholson has a bunch of stolen microprocessors micro processes micro processes for nuclear missile so the chinese are going to blow up Taiwan yeah and the boston mafia are going to help him out yeah yeah yeah it's quite silly it well you know what at the time you know they mentioned patriot acts stuff like that for the time i think it was one of the first big movies to mention Patriot Act. Okay.

Yeah. Yeah. So I think at the time people are like, it's so cool and relevant. Yeah, yeah. But I mean like, it's a good kind of dumb plot device.

It's different than the drug deal, you know? Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And like, again, like that whole scene where you know, like Baldwin's being like, oh, I love the Patriot Act and, you know, like your fitness freak. Like all that stuff.

That's all improvised. Yeah, he's actually, that's a great little scene. No, that's good. He's good in that. Remember the golf scene as well. He's like, you know, talk about like why he's good to be married.

so people don't think you're a homo. Oh, yeah, yeah. Is that all improvised as well? Yeah, that's all improvised, yeah. And, like, I love that he's like, basically like your cock work. And Dam is like, oh, yeah, overtime. It's working overtime.

Just don't fucking talk to it. She's a lion o. Okay. Can I borrow your gun, Alec? So what happens then? So as I said before, there's a lot of scenes in this that were like improvised.

Yeah. Another big thing is, you own the porn or teeter scene where Nicholson takes out the big black cock It's not black Oh really? Yeah I'm pretty sure it was flesh colored I improved it in my head

But yeah the dildo thing That was all him Damon didn't know about that That's pretty funny actually Yeah yeah There's also a scene later on Where he's having to have treesome with two women Yeah

That was all Jack's idea Wow He was like I'll film this myself That's cool Also he specialised He wanted one white and one black Wow And that's like quite like

He like just takes a half handful of coke and throws it on the bed and then bends her over it's like don't come up until your face is numb yeah and then starts fucking her I was like wow that's pretty hardcore like that's the devil and I love it that is pure Jack Jack's back baby here's Johnny as soon as it when he puts his cock in that's what he says so they have there's a great raw dogs are no Johnny so what's the next great I love the bit I'm just going to keep talking yeah Yeah, yeah. You're like, we'll have two different cover. It's two podcasts recorded at once.

For the price of one. Yeah, yeah. So there's a great chase scene. Remember through the streets after the porn theater? Oh, yeah, yeah. That is good. Very tense. Very tense, yeah.

And then that Damon accidentally kills a random guy. Yeah. But he's Asian, so, you know. Yeah, he's like, oh, this won't be bad for a few years. Thank God we're in Boston. Yeah. New honorary Red Sock. Go and hit us a few dingers, Matt Damon.

Yeah. He gets an erection for the first time. Oh, I'm fucking walk hard now. I finally found my king. And there's no asylum. So I'll never run out. Yes. So he's trying to catch,

he's finding out who is the informant in Nicholson's gang. And he's trying to find out, like Sheen and Walberg won't tell him Yeah So what he decides to do He's going to follow Martin Sheen

Yeah he's going to get His guys He's going to get the cops To investigate The fucking commissioner Yeah It's very Everyone's all like

Switching sides Back and forth You know It's kind of hard to know What's going on Especially when you're Listen to us Explain it

If anyone has not seen The Departed And they're just going But they have no idea There's a black cock And why Firemen or homoes What's going on?

I do think, is this gibberish? It is. It actually, I think this is the most gibberish episode we've ever done. This is literally the ramblings of two mentally ill freaks. But at least we're self-aware.

Not so self-aware that we'll correct our behavior, but self-aware to know we should feel ashamed about it. Well, here's the thing. There's so many low-energy podcasts. Yeah, yeah. This is a fucking shot of adrenaline in the heart, you know? We haven't even taken anything. This is just our own anxiety.

I'm drinking water. Yeah, raspberry water. That's what really got me here. But man, the amount of podcast, just like two people have been like, and did you see what happened, they stormed, the Capitol? I didn't see it, but I heard about it through my cousin does a Twitch stream. Are you familiar with that? This is an episode about the Count of Monte Cristo,

but I didn't actually watch it because I've got brain fog. It's a book, though, so you could have read it? Oh, no. No? I've been depressed. Maybe it's not a book.

Did I hear it's a book? Yeah, is that what you want? Is that what you fucking want? No, you want this. And they're two hot women, so it's okay. Yeah, yeah, which is that, oh, cast her in succession. Why not?

Yeah. Hey, how's it going? Yeah, I like fucking guys. Oh, well then, yes, please. The best show in the last 10 years, yeah, front and center love yeah but us no we got a circle the drain like a couple of fucking germs we can't even get fair city we couldn't i would take fair city tomorrow if they offered it today man we could burst on set though take someone hostage and start talking about the departed we're dressed like

alec baldwin for on the set of rust or whatever it's called i've got a big black cock and who's someone on what's that comedian who's on Fear City Oh Eric Lawler Yeah Eric Lawler I'm like Stay still to your face is numb

Ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha Oh Oh actually We'll get back to the part in a second Yeah I actually had a dream about Fred Cook Oh

I want to see what you think Again I'm not not throwing shade here Yeah Yeah yeah I'm not spilling the tea I think Fred Cook's great I think he's very funny But I had a dream where I was sleeping

So already that's kind of weird That is weird I wake up in my dream I wake up and there's a girl standing Above my bed She's like oh my God I can't believe it And I'm like oh what what did I do

She's like oh my God I can't believe you said that And I was like Well I didn't say anything She's like in your sleep You were talking your sleep You said Fred Cook molested you Whoa

Yeah Spilling the tea folks You heard it here And I was like, no, I didn't, no, I didn't, he didn't molest me. And she's like, no, don't lie. Oh, wow. Your subconscious revealed it. Did you know the girl in the dream?

No, no, no, no. Okay. And then the press gets a hold of it, all right? Wow. And what's weird, in the dream logic, okay, I'd be going like, no, I didn't do it, okay? And then I just fall asleep and I like, hey, did you do. Fred Cook rape me. And I'll wake up, wake up again and be like, oh, don't believe him.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. And then what happened is I'm in court. Yeah. And Fred Cook's there, like Hannibal Lecter. he's got a muzzle and I feel really bad okay

because I'm like I didn't an instant man is going to be sent to debt row here he's got wife and kids I can't

yeah and they're like don't lie okay it's like to kill a mocking bird yeah yeah

yeah oh wow yeah I remember being so freaked out I woke up with proper like I've killed Fred Cook

my big mouth that is so you had a dream that I was talking in my sleep talking in your sleep talking in your sleep saying that

Fred Cook raped you molested me molested you right okay don't get it twisted yeah I couldn't possibly so straightforward

but I keep like literally having like a mini sleep where it falls asleep for a second going like he did it he did it don't believe

don't believe me when I'm awake and I wake up like oh oh do I say wow what could that possibly mean I don't know that's weird now

yeah yeah I was proper freaked out there I had to like I was taking for a second I was like should I call him do you have his number I do, yeah. Let's call him right now.

It's like, Fred, we know what you did. I'm sorry, Fred. He's like Freddy Kruger in the dreams. Freddy Cook Kruger, yeah. Freddy Cook, he cooked you in your dreams. If you get cooked in your dreams, you get cooked for real. Oh, no. Yeah, but Fred Cook is funny, though.

Yeah, I like Fred. He's always been really cool to me. Very nice guy, very funny. You know what I like about Fred is You never get Hollywood vibe off him No, no I mean I've said this before But I did a gig in the Spirit Store

And like It wasn't a particularly great crowd Everyone kind of bombed And like in the green room Fred was very nice Personable chatting away to Oh where are you from And Monaghan and blah blah

And then he gets up And he just straight cails for an hour Like the place was in stitches That means not onto him Yeah yeah yeah He's like you know His hands stay still the whole time you heart is fucking jack

but yeah no we got so mad respect to Fred Cook and you're you're a little lying whore in your dream Brian you loved every second of it I don't know what I mean it was so weird literally I was in court okay

but it was like a kind of magical courtroom where there was like a million people all watching me and they were all just like when I'd say like he didn't molest me to all shake their head like look at the gas lighting there you know

this poor boy's been victimized we can't trust him now yeah yeah yeah I'll never shop and spa again it's central all the way yeah anyway back to the party back to the department

you're right this episode doesn't make any sense no it's completely gibberish like yeah if we ever get committed this will be the one that does it but yeah go on so he's following Martin Sheen

and Martin Sheen gets thrown off the building you think of that scene that was cool Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like that a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's, again, like, it's on the line of cartoon that she falls right in front of Leo.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then, yeah, but then Leo just has to, like, not react. Yeah. And, like, yeah, because in that moment, it's like, oh, the only person who knew that you're a cop is now dead and now are just stuck with his gang or whatever. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he's sort of like, oh, he's fucking dead guy.

Oh, I got his blood all over me. Yeah, I got to take a shower. I don't know why he sounds like that far. So, uh, he's fucked now. the whole thing there's a big coke shipment coming

and the boat of the guys are like you don't need to do this Jack yeah there's no reason

for you do this now you've got plenty of money you've got all the power you don't need to do it

and it's literally just for the trill yeah he's like I haven't needed money since I stole some kids

lunch money in the third grade yeah truth is I don't need pussy either but I like it yeah

all while he's burning something yeah that's a little improv thing but that works well I like that yeah

see when it's good, it's good. And there are times when it verges on silly but overall it's so fun you just enjoy it. I think now if Leo was a not Leo,

if Martin was a little bit tougher and kind of cracked the whip a bit more, Nicholson would have got that nomination. I think the Academy could sense the improv and I think they don't like improv that much.

Yeah, yeah. Had Nicholson ever, he's won Oscars, hasn't he? I think he's won Five easy pieces? I think he's won multiple Oscars, yeah. Okay, yeah. God, I bet

you he's a I mean he's back at the old school you know man he was in his hot tub the Polansky

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah he was at Lakers game there yesterday I saw him yeah yeah

he's uh he's not looking good but you know he's enjoying life though yeah he really is another way like Leo he gets fat

and he gets skinny for his rolls yeah yeah yeah uh eventually you stop doing that you know and Jack is the example

of like just get fat I don't think Jack ever really got fat for any of his rolls he just kind of got fat yeah i suppose you're right yeah he's in his 70s and yeah he's all about excess i think he's got tiny bit of alzheimer's by here he's doing well with it okay i think it's like i didn't know realises he can just have mild dementia and you're kind of grand that's that's the best we can hope for yeah he's just he's just like cognizant enough to

ask them for id yeah yeah that's good like he can remember cognizant is that a word i that's the example right such a retard Cogent But like when Kobe died They got him on And I kind of assumed To like sub in for Kobe He's like

I'm gonna slam dunk Slam dunk the funk Put it up You got that feeling So anyway Did you have drug shipment Okay It goes wrong

Yes All right Fucking Everyone gets killed Yeah it's a big massive shootout Oh the cool bit Where Ray Winston

Crash the car goes on fire he's like fuck it and shoots himself that's awesome that's awesome bad assy

that's something we can all aspire to I'd probably fuck it up I'm like oh fuck it now

shoot my ear off but owie oh no how am I going to listen my podcast I need a doctor

help me I've got anxiety yeah so Nicholson gets killed as well Nicholson

good death scenes all you know and Matt Damon's like he finds out that he was an informant for, like... Oh, I forgot, yeah. Nicholson's an informant for the FBI.

Which is so funny as well as the extra, like, another rat. Yeah, yeah. Everyone's just a fucking rat. That's the whole thing about all of this, like, kind of like espionage, be it, like, and the police department, like, it's all informants.

Everybody's switching sides, you know? Like, you know, intelligence agencies, like, they facilitate and allow criminal organizations to flourish because they get information and stuff. Like, it's all just one. little cesspool

that feeds off each other They're all trying to fuck over each other Like the FBI and the CIA You know They're always Yeah They hate each other They're like cops and firemen

Yeah Yeah A bunch of homoes Yeah Go topple Guatemala again You fucking quees Yeah no CIA guys You're a bunch of queens

Oh you're trying to kill fucking What's his name With the beard and the cigar What are you fucking retardant You can't do nothing Yeah So Castro that's why I meant

Yeah So it seems like everything's wrapped up A nice little, neat little package Okay They bring Leo back in And they're like, geez, Leo, that was some good Undercover work there Yeah, yeah, yeah

And it seems like Damon's gonna get away at everything Yes The guys who knew were all dead So he's got away clean He's clean, he can keep fucking His misses with limp dick You know, everything's gonna be gravy Oh, she laughed him

No, not yet Oh, okay So what happens is It's all going well but then Leo finds the envelopes that Jack Nicholson gave Damon Yeah, yeah, yeah So he runs off

Yeah, so basically Leo figures out That Matt Damon is the mole Yeah, yeah, and it turns out as well as funny Is Nicholson was taping the conversations With Damon the whole time Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, to rat him out, okay? Right, yeah So because Leo is the only surviving member of that crew

Nicholson's attorney sends him the tapes Yes And he sends the tape to Vergara, whatever name is Yeah, yeah. And that's how she finds out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they go to the rooftop and they have an excellent scene. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's not in the Hong Kong film. Okay. It's all Scorsese. Right. I wish to God, I could have watched that in a pack cinema. Just like, yeah. That scene? Yeah, yeah, the bit with the on the roof and takes them down the elevator and all.

And then bang, bang, bang, bang, blah, yeah. Multiple shootouts. Yeah, multiple shootouts. And oh, another rat emerges like, what, do you think he's the only, you're the only one he had at the payroll? Again, if you haven't seen this film You don't know what the fuck we're talking about I don't even know what we're talking about And I'm having the conversation

I have seen the film I've having the conversation I don't know what's going on I have notes written here about the film okay I don't know what's going on Because this movie's such a labyrinth Yeah A labourant

Even though it's in Boston So Leo gets killed Yeah shocking scene Yeah yeah yeah I wish I could go back and watch that again without no one. Like, it's great. And then like Anthony Anderson. If you could go back in time, that's the one thing you do.

Go to the cinema and just like watch the departed. I go. I find Hitler and watch the party together. You tell me out. You made this. And now I'd be like, listen, Hitler. The Russia thing is too big. Yeah.

That's going to topple you. So just play it easy, man. Play it cool. Okay. Let's just, let's just end this now. Really? No, let's just, I mean, we're near the end. The end of the film, I mean.

Not, not... Okay. Then we can move on something else. Another film. Okay. Let's do casino. Tonight.

Let's watch it and talk about it. In real time. Would anyone pay for that? Does anyone want to hear us do a live commentary on casino? I guess the only way that would work is if you had it like up, you know, showing us, showing the film as well, you know what I mean? Like a split screen thing. Can we get the rights to casino?

Yeah, let's get on to Marty. No, I'll tell you what, we could probably get a hold of James Woods. What's he doing these days? he's a big republican now he's big into like you know adrina chrome and Hillary's a monster and stuff like that yeah who would who better would know

especially with our audience you know yeah yeah yeah I would look let's finish this off okay so um they all get shot right and again Damon gets out of it squeaky clean yeah yeah yeah it's like fucking you know

it's actually yeah the amount of times he comes so close and it really is like it it uh it is very like a oh oh shit oh shit it's not like you're you're really into it, you know what I mean? Even though...

What the fuck am I even talking about? He's so great. He's so great. Even the elevator doesn't he like... Fucking... He's like... Just fucking kill me! Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So then like Damon's in his apartment. I want to get your take on this now. Damon goes to his apartment, opens the door, it's fucking Walberg. Yeah. He's there. He's got little plastic bags on his shoes. That's just a fashion thing.

It's not on to do with... And gloves. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he shoots him. He shoots on the head and then we pan over. City Hall. wherever building it is. A little rat runs past.

Why do you think about that? Because people make fun of that. Well, it is a bit heavy-handed with the symbolism. It's literally, it's him paying homage to all the old 30s and 40s films that he liked.

Okay. And people are like, it's so fucking cliche. And it's like, yeah, but like it's, I'm referencing the cliche. Yeah,

you know, it's, I'm referencing classic cinema. I'm trying something here. Yeah. I just made a fucking film, okay? Yeah.

You fucking dweeb. Feels like this is directed and you're thinking of a specific person right now? Yeah, I am. Yeah, yeah. Also, it's actually I'm taking to someone in particular, yeah. Also, the person was complaining because that's actually not, you couldn't see the building from that apartment. How the fuck would he know that? He's from Boston. So he knows every, the, the placement of every single apartment? He was saying you wouldn't have residential buildings that close to the city hall

building. It actually makes no sense. What a fucking prick. Who is this, cunt? Give me his name on his address. Let's kill him. And the cops wouldn't complain. Right. So, yeah, the end. The end, yeah.

The end. That's the end of the film. Yeah. Why do you think? Lots of fun. It's great fun. It's two and a half hours just flies by.

It does. It's just, it's a lot of phone. Yeah. So that's all I can really say. Like, it is a good film. Like, there are great performances in it. Like, it's not, you know,

definitely it's not his best film by phone. You know. No, but he wasn't aiming for the best. I know, and I get that. I'm not being defensive. I think he achieves what he set out to do, which was just entertain us and have a good old time.

And, yeah, he achieved it. I'm going to end him in that. We've been... Yeah, it's over an hour. Over an hour, okay. Yeah, so this weekend now, don't really have many plans. Baseball, we're getting close to the finals. You're watching baseball?

It's the finals. It's going to watch the World Series. World Series. Yeah. Who's playing? At the moment, we're at the... the semi-finals Boston versus

who were the fucking I think the Braves whatever and the Dodgers are up against Oh good yeah Yeah and it was a WNBA Finals there You didn't watch that

I did yeah What the fuck is wrong Man those women are monsters It's so funny The losing team They ripped the doors off The fucking handles afterwards Really?

Yeah they proper like spas down The doors off the handles They ripped the doors off Yeah Of the... Hinges. The hinges, yeah. They ripped the doors

off the windows. They ripped the floorboards off the ceiling. Way, oh! Yeah. But yeah, they proper spazzed out over it, yeah.

But Chicago won, Candice Parker got our second championship. Jesus Christ. Who is this for, Brian? You're not, you don't enjoy watching it and it doesn't...

You can't have conversation. No, who do you know that watches the WNBA? When I'm in work, yeah. I'm like, and you guys watch the WNBA

Finals? You, this is you, like you're just waiting for the, you're going, the nightclubs are reopening tonight, so yeah,

it's like the game by Neil Strauss, you know, you're going charging. It's like, hey, honey, you see that WNBA final? They're all winners

in my book. Yeah, yeah. Actually, it's disgusting how the commentators are always like, they're so powerful. Just constantly reminding you a powerful area. Look at them,

go, how great is this? You know, if you squint your eyes, it's almost like they're men. Yeah. Yeah, so we're going to end it now in a second. Yes. Any other crack yourself?

No, no, nothing really going on. All's quiet with me, you know. Yeah. Got any new hobbies or anything? No. No. Because you keep telling me I need to get a hobby, so I specifically don't get me.

Yeah, just to prove me wrong. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ha ha, ha, I win. I'm going to watch Halloween H-2O and sniff airplane glue. Yeah, actually, let's do a little plug for the Patreon at the end Okay

Because yeah So let's We did a Halloween episode there Really fun It was fun That flew boy Yeah I feel like we made

Loads of sense in that one This one I mean We usually go all over the place And get a bit weird I feel this one Was the most gibberishy

Schizophrenic episode We've ever done Because that one The Patreon one We're like Let's talk about The Halloween films And we talked about

The Halloween films And this one like The part Because Fred Cook Touched Touched me Yeah well you know what it is with this one

I like this we do analysis of the episode even before it's over you know with Howard Stern at the after show yeah yeah this is like us but yeah at the start I felt it was a bit I was very low energy wasn't really doing anything so I think I overcompensated

and had a psychotic break and yeah yeah the fun ensued you know what it's kind of like when you cheat on the girl yeah you overcoat you buy her loads of flowers afterwards

yeah yeah but you can't help your stuff and you just fuck the bunch of flowers right there yeah She walks in We're whole family And you're like Oh no

I just had to pollinate These flowers Yeah Anyway Anyway guys This has been good now Yeah We're gonna chill out on the couch

A bit Yeah we are yeah And I'm gonna go home And then watch NBA's back as well Oh is it Yeah yeah That's good

So you what might be fun now I've done a list Of my predictions For the NBA I won't read them out Don't No no I think yeah

Good call I think the bucks are going to win again. That's what I'm going to say. All right. Well. Anyway, let's end it there. I'm just dragging it on for no reason. Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go.

So I want to go home. All right, bye. Thank you, goodbye.