Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 134 : The Ice Road of Dune

Episode Date: November 6, 2021

Sucking on those feet Yo

all right yeah let's go we're going yeah oh we're recording yeah we are recording all right cool i was trying to set down my coffee oh i thought you said we said let's go you man hit record yeah have you gone yeah it's recording yeah everybody heard that cool yeah yeah so you happen is i'm on james's big bed yeah and i'm trying to drink coffee as well but it's all bouncy yeah so you're like try to he's trying to position himself awkwardly on my bed while holding a microphone on a cup of hot coffee yeah full to the brink yeah it's an awfully hot coffee pot subliminal criminal

with the minimal cinema so how are you that's part of a ciphery yeah yeah that was a great

moment remember and then Trump stopped being president because he saw that he's like whoa

I'm a chump oh really did Trump chump yeah I think he did yeah so how are you

James fine doing well yeah I'm doing I'm doing great I'm doing great actually

are you I know tell your face I made that that joke last week and I'm gonna to keep making it.

I watched Dune. Yeah, you did. This is going to be a Dune episode. Yeah, strap in, folks. People want more Dune. Well, it seems to be very popular. People seem to like it all of a sudden. Dune is something that like,

you're either into it or you're a freak. That's the way I look at it. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. Sadly, that is the state of the world today. Oh, I remember back in the day. You know, people like you had to, you know, you were segregated.

We had to hide in the bushes reading Dune You got a different bus In the school And we all protested Boo We'd be under the flowboards Reading Dune

And you walk around drinking your milk Ah yes So yeah We'll talk about Dune in a second Before we talk with Dune What are a little goss We talk about

No real updates on the Alec Baldwin thing Yeah I think Did they say There's somebody Like an assistant Director They're gonna blame all in one assistant

even though it seems like everyone was just negligent Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah Really low standards and practices It's kind of like people are probably like Look, somebody's got to take the fall for this And it ain't going to be Alec, you know Yeah

He, you know, he's thanks to him That we have Biden in office So, you know, him and him alone Yeah, so Well, that guy, he did get donkey of the day Oh yeah, yeah, from Charlamine to God, yeah Yeah, if you get donkey of the day That's the worse than being cancelled.

Like, you might as well give up. That's like death row, you know. Yeah. So, yeah, apart from that, I haven't been doing much. She's been chilling out. Yeah. Zane Malick beat up a granny. You said that now.

Explain this. I think he beat up his girlfriend's granny. Oh, respect. What a legend. The amount of times I'd be dating a girl and her granny is giving me attitude. And I'm like, oh, if I was Zane Malik. He's one direction, right? Yeah, he's one of the one direction.

kids yeah yeah um apparently like he he's pleaded no con this is all like last hour this has happened okay so we're getting live updates yeah hasn't even hit the news you just have your sources yeah i'm i'm zane is texting me yeah yeah i just couldn't hold it in anymore brian she reminded me of simon cowell she didn't give me enough marmalade yeah yeah yeah so uh he uh he he pleaded no contest okay which i think isn't that basically it's like i'm guilty yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so we'll see what happens with uh how badly did he beat her did he really slapped around pushed down the state you know home alone yeah he home baloned her she was peshy yeah nice so yeah look let's talk with dune go for it yeah yeah because i've been

wanted dune is one of the few films i watched it at home yeah illegally yes i was like fuck i need to go to cinema watch this again okay have you not yeah okay but this weekend i'm gonna go Just more empty promises from Tuler there, yeah. No, I swear to God, I will, yeah. I'm going to go on my own, just in my pajamas, smelly. We'll even show it in Carlo, they showed Dune. It would scare them. Yeah, it'd be like the last temptation of Christ, you know?

Just protests. Evil. Well, it's interesting, so this is the Dune episode. Dune is like cuties in Carlo, you know what I mean? Yeah, cuties is celebrated Oh actually Speaking of Netflix from a minute Okay, so I don't want to talk

Too much about the whole Netflix thing Because it's been going on forever Hasn't it? It feels like that Netflix thing It's been wanting for like It feels like it's been two years nonstop Yeah, yeah, yeah But I just want to say

Now I think like controversies died down again We'll see what happens Yeah We can all admit You know that trans lady Daphne Oh, the one that Chappelle's friend Who killed herself?

Massive tits. Huge. I never realized that because I just saw her face Right. But you look at the tits, those are nice honkers. Okay.

So, RIP. So now it's a tragedy. Now I understand. Now I see. Now I understand The discourse makes sense to me now. Now, if he just said there,

and my friend's titties killed himself. Then you would have been like, oh my God. Oh, she was human. stop punching down on my people's titties yeah big tits really can sexiness can really solve a lot of problems

it sure can yeah like you know like I'm sure if David Duke saw like a big pair of black tits you know he'd be like gee maybe I was wrong yeah yeah I need to read up more David Duke I think that's good yeah that's exactly what you need I think that's what this podcast needs I think a Duke episode. I'm wasting my time watching Dune.

Duke. Duke all the way, yeah. Interestingly, because Dune, right? What do you take away from Dune, the letter N? And then you insert the letter K. Oh, now that works. That works at a couple of levels, people. Now, if you got that straight away, you're a bad person,

but you're a fan of this podcast. If it took you a little while, then you're a fucking goody-two shoes. Yeah. So enough of doubt, David Duke. Come on, give me something. That was, come on, take the N out and put in the K. I mean, this is the level I have to operate at for you even to consider me, human. You're at a different level.

I'm just looking up, being like, what's he doing? I'm jazz. Anyway, right, okay, Dune. Yeah, Dune. Oh, shit, no. Forward out, I watched the Ice Road. Oh, with Liam Mason. I was that.

That was very fun. really actually fairly boring yeah okay but uh yeah so it's even like the road is icy yeah so basically he's like uh he works in like a garage or something like that in like Nebraska right but he's Irish yeah yeah it makes sure to specify that because a lot of times

like kiss my Irish ass yeah he says that a lot that's like his catchphrase that's we don't say that that's like he's eat my shorts so he says that like three times also a few times he punches someone and you're like is Liam Neeson, no offense

Liam Neeson, but does he really have the power to really knock someone off their feet anymore? Well, what do you see now? Is he in the 70s? At least late 60s. I think 70s. Okay. He's looking old and this. Yeah. But maybe he's got him on a bad day. I don't know. But like... I think, no, to be honest,

I've seen like, he is looking old. I think he's pretty... I think he's still... I think he's like hard on the sauce still, isn't he? I know he pisses himself a lot. Yes, that is a thing, isn't it? Hmm. There's multiple videos of him with just piss stains on his pants. I like he just doesn't care.

I've been, you know, if I've already seen Leem Neesden, we're going straight to the pants and they're like, oh, oh, Mr. Neeson. May I request power of attorney over his estate? I think his children, yeah, ah, no, they piss themselves worse than he does. A bunch of piss pants.

That's what happened to his stupid, cut wife. She pissed herself and rammed into the tree like a retard. Give me the power of attorney, Your Honor. He makes out a remarkable cage. He's about to slam down the gavel. And you stand up, you pissed yourself. Yeah. So the ice road, okay, it's him and his brother

whose special needs. Of course. Yeah, but his brother seems to be American. Oh. Okay, but a lot of them have American accents, you know? Okay. Who plays his brother? Some guy.

Okay. Some guy you've never heard of, okay? Some guy off the street Not even an actor Just found one Put in a van Okay So it's the them

And is he acting Or is he Reacting Yeah So it's him and his brother Okay And they just seem to go Town to town

And what always seems to happen Is to get a job Working like garage Yeah And then the people in the garage Are so mean To the brother Cause he's like

Duh Look at you You're impaired Yeah your cognitive impairment is an embarrassment to this Nebraska garage this is a higher institute

of learning only the smart people work here we change tires it's like NASA you can't even spell tires can you it's pretty hard word to is it a T-N-I-T-Y

R-E-S-E-R-S it's a minefield you take the end out of tires oh yeah so um they always they always bully the brother and liam neeson goes mental batters them and they get fired to go to the next town okay eventually lean easton's just sick of this sure he's like oh i think i'm to put him into a special home yeah yeah so they take him to a home no like a hospital okay to get evaluated right and we find out as well um this is actually he wasn't born with this he

got this from war oh yeah he's a veteran right so he got he got special needs of of war. Post-traumatic spastic disorder? Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay? So, um, the doctor's just like, well, maybe we can give him some pills. And, you know, Neasen's like, you get away from him now,

trying to give him pills with the opi-ed epidemic. Kiss my Irish ass. Oh, I like that. They're getting the social commentary in there. We're going to stick it to the Zackler family. Yeah. And he punched the doctor. So it's like they're out,

there are no money left. Right. They've got, you know, they're basically on the street. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like Midnight Cowboy. Right, right. Yeah. But then they find out...

I'm walking here. I'm walking here. Are you? Then they find out Lawrence Fishburn run some kind of transport company, some trucking company. Right.

And something's gone wrong where like all their workers, I think they've either got snowed in or they're on strike or something's gone wrong. You don't have their workers, okay? Right. There's a big shipment needs to be delivered.

And they've only got like, literally like 20 minutes to get drivers. Okay. So he's like, I will take anyone. So Liam Neeson's walking past. Like, you can do it, all right?

But then he's like, oh, the brother. But Liam Neeson's like, I'll show you that he's the man for the job. And they let the brother loose on the engine.

And he fixes an engine. He fucks it. I've got to pimp your ride. The Fishmerd's like, my God. You get to charge No he like Because he's like

You know Okay And they're like This guy can't change an engine Fucking idiot But then like bro's like Piyom boom boom boom And just changes the engine

It's really fast Right okay Like he just like muscle memory Like just goes like savant You know And he's got the wrench He's like flipping the wrench around And catching here

Oh like Bruce Tom Cruise and Cocktail Yeah yeah What I say Bruce I don't know Bruce Lee in coffee Bruce, Steve, Goddair. So, yeah, he's proper, like, he's having fun.

He's throwing engines up in the air and catching him, like. It's all kinds of silly. Yeah, yeah. Fishburn's like, I can't deny your genius. Yeah. Your special needs freak, okay? You can drive the truck. But they need two more people.

So they get one guy, he's like a nerdy guy. He's like basically brino tool. He's got glasses and he's, you know, bad sexual history. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they're like, okay, we need one more. What about this girl? Yeah, yeah. And then the retar, they're like, no fucking way, man.

Sit at the squeeze. Yeah. So they have to bait her out of prison because she's such a badass. Oh, what? Yeah, because she... What happened to all the... I thought it's like, oh, we need to get this on the row. Yeah, whatever.

So they got to bail this girl out of prison, because she's such a bad... She walks out, like, you know... Who knows her? How do they know her? She's here, this local badass. in prison because she was protesting she was doing activism oh great yeah yeah great so she's like protesting the new

Chappelle's special she's like I think Native American right so like and but she's very tiny right but we're supposed to believe she's like you know like badass the prison guards are like oh Jesus Christ you know are we trapped into here

with her yeah so she's meant for like the Rorschach you know she's fucking like loco. Hey, man don't know a local Native American

man are crazy man so then they all get in the trucks then yeah

and they're driving along right and they're all having banter with each other you know

yeah they're all what do you call the intercom you know like the CB radio yeah

yeah rover rover yeah yeah yeah hey Charlie Breaker

Nan Charlie Bricker nah this is a big fat asshole retard come on in over

yeah so they're all driving along and then they hit some bad ice and some black ice yeah some black ice jump them all right

so then one of the trucks sinks the ice breaks one of the trucks is going down and the rope gets caught around Fish Burns's leg

so he's like getting dragged down he's like cut my leg off cut my leg off bitch couldn't they just cut the rope no he's like self harming you know how much longer it takes

to saw your leg off let's just cut the rope well they don't do either because he's like cut my leg off bitch and she's like oh I can't oh no I can't he just dies who's the badass yeah yeah she's like

oh I can't cut off a man's leg boohoo okay so he dies right okay he just go and gets sunk down to the water so now it's

Liam Neeson the brother the girl and the weird guy oh yeah the dork yeah turns out the dork is actually like working for the man oh he's a inside yeah why who's against the trucking company

the illuminati or against the trucking company no for some reason I kind of zoned out there's some guy owns a corporation and he's like oh if those trucks come my plans are ruined I think I'm just going to assume it's probably the trucks

Jeff Bezos, Amazon so they're against Amazon The trucks are bringing toilets to the workers And he's like no They cannot piss Oh you actually see that video The Amazon worker With that woman

Oh yeah It's fairly bad actually We see all the Amazon workers They're always treated badly And they're always on a bad time So it's nice to see one getting a win So there's a video of a girl She's stepping out of an Amazon

Out of the back of a truck Right. And it's clear she's just being dicked. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. Her hair is messy. She's, like, pulling down her skirt. She's got, like, her tits are still jiggling.

She was in the back of an Amazon truck. Yeah, yeah. And then the guy's, like, doing his belt and getting out as well. And she's, like, stumb. You know, like, when women get, like, good cocked, or, like, stumbling around, like, dears. Like, Bambi trying to walk. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. And it's, like, good for him. Okay. But, um, anyway, so, there's an evil man Wait, that was the whole video Yeah, that was it, yeah Oh, okay

Well, you didn't actually see penetration or anything No, I thought it was going to be something Like, they get a wind, like Yeah, you got the bang a girl Oh, okay, yeah, all right, no I didn't know what, I thought you was going to be like They were going to fight back against their oppressive overlords

No, no, I'm going to fuck this girl to Bezos Okay Well, it says sorry I don't know Yeah, anyway, um The evil man is trying to ruin the trucks so the nerd is always cutting wires and stuff

and then I think another truck comes along and they're firing guns at them it gets silly yeah it sounds pretty silly there's like car chases with trucks on the ice sort of like swerving around the place and some are like um oh it's like an ice wave so there's a wave under the ice

and that makes the ice go like wavy oh okay so the trucks are like surfing on the ice so I mean it's obviously very heavy with the CG and all how does it look not good okay

looks like very sci-fi 2005 CG you know sick reference bro yeah yeah sci-fi movies

yeah yeah yeah so then at the end I think what happens is there's something going on where like there's a gate

that needs to be opened yeah and the truck you'd be the man for that job with your extensive gate opening history

this is my time to shine there's so any job your dad trusts you you with. But, like, so the, the special needs brother is opening

the gate. Yeah. But the truck's coming and he can either jump out away or open the gate. He can't do boat. Okay.

So he opens a gate and gets squashed. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. Jesus. And then at the end, they make delivery

and I think the lady says something badass. Like, that useless Kant. She's done fucking notting the whole time. Yeah,

she most is crying. but at the end she's badass again and then Liam Neeson's like you know what kiss my Irish ass but he says an affectionate way and now suck my Irish cock

oh oh and that's the end of the film sounds very bad yeah I kind of I really zoned out for a lot of it yeah yeah I was watching it but it just wasn't going in my head

you know I get that yeah kind of like when you're getting molested just kind of like you just block it all like yeah yeah only the queer's remember right.

Anyway, to Dune, okay. Oh, yeah, Dune. I kind of have this impending sense that, oh, something's gonna, something bad's about to happen. Dune is coming. Dune, here comes Dune. In a previous episode, I explained

the history of Dune. Yeah, you're gonna do it again now, right? No, no, no. Because, you know, the thing is, I explained the history of Dune how it can be written. The backstory, a very extensive backstory involving robots and wars and coups and more war

and civil wars and uncivil wars but this movie they've kind of this like they haven't mentioned any of that they've stripped it all down they tell you the bare minimum this is for newbies okay okay yeah so like anybody who doesn't know anything about it won't be out of the loop or whatever yeah now it's funny is this was written like

I think like 56 yeah but there's a lot real world parallels today and see if you can pick up on these parallels. Oh, hit me, brother. So there's a planet of sand people to have these... Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck around. The sand people. Called Iraqis. The Iraqis? Iraqis. Iraqis. Are you serious? Yeah, yeah.

How's that spelled? Iraqus. As in IRA... There's no Q in it. Oh, IRA, C-U-S. Yeah, yeah. Iraqis. Are you sure it's not Icarus?

No, it's not Icarus. It's Iraqis. Also called Dune. Okay. The planet, okay. That's got. natural resources on it that the empire are stealing

yeah okay so they've basically taken over and subjugated the sand people I think the 50s was the was that not the beginning of like America like invading the Middle East Oh there's definitely Islamic influences

Yeah a lot of people have said that the character of Paul who's played by that twink Timothy Shalama Yeah is kind of like the Prophet Muhammad Wow yes And you can see... I'm sure, yeah, I'm sure Muslims love to hear that. So, Timothy Shalameh is Muhammad.

That little white twink is your god. Deal with it. And he's banging Zandaya. Yeah, yeah. No, it actually isn't. Spider-Man's banging her. But I bet they all take turns. Of course, yeah, yeah.

Anyway, so it's the planet Iraqis. Yeah. And the evil empire... So the way it works is there's an empire, space empire. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they get families, so different families rule different houses kind of like Game of Thrones

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get you So there's the Harconin family Right And the Atreus, I think The Atreus family So the Harcornin's been put in charge Of subjugating the sand people Yes

So, and stealing their natural resources Which is the spice Yeah, oh yeah, yeah I told you, spice It's kind of like The drug It's like oil But if you sniff it

You get like psychic powers Okay But it's actually used As a source of fuel Yeah, yeah, yeah, it can do loads of things. Wow. So it can give you limitless powers, like the movie Limitless for Bradley Cooper. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And it can also power like spaceships. And I think if you take too much turn into a big slug monster. Right, okay. Okay. So the, as I said, the Harkonans have been put in charge, but they've been running the muck. Right. They've been like Abu Ghrave. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, they're taking pictures of them, like, whey. Yeah, they've been taking it, they've been cutting some off the top for themselves, not been kicking it to the emperor. You know, just one second. Abu Ghrave, though. Have you ever, like, read, like, the really horrible shit that they did? Yeah. Like, I don't want people realize just how fucked up it was.

People think it was, like, a frat house. Yeah, it was, well, you know, maybe beta house. But there was, like, stories of them, like, like, they, you know, basically people that they thought were, like, you know, Al-Qaeda or whatever. They, like, American soldiers would, like, rape their. kids and wife in front of them and shit and like kill it's like it's so fucked up

they like raped their kids and called them gay yeah yeah yeah in that order but um yeah I guess that probably doesn't look as good in the picture you know and what's funny is like those women doing it as well because you think like all these bros with their toxic masculinity

and barstool sports you know they probably all love Shane Gillis but no the broads were doing it as well oh they were yeah yeah awful stuff and I don't think many people are really like

prosecute you know what's funny people talk about cancel culture yeah I think those guys got off grand like those guys

got like a medal and yeah now they probably all work for some like private equity firm you know

yeah they probably yeah they're all work for like Halliburton or fucking Lockheed Martin I bet you

some of those people they're like out for drinks as people like dude no way I love your shit man

you tortured Muslims your motherfuckers was viral before Viral was viral. Why are you talking like that, sir? Oh, I don't know.

I'm sorry. I'm what you call a wigger. The wigger who loves torturing Muslims. That's me, which probably is a lot of them. It's like a Dr. Zeus novel that I'd like to read. So anyway, so the Harkonans, they've been going, they've been wilding out on the sand people, all right? The sand people as well, they've been having insurrections. Right, yeah, yeah.

So they've been hiding in the sand, jumping out and killing the occupiers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So the emperor's like, fucking hell, you are Conan's, you're fucking shit up. I can't trust it. You're gone. Okay. You got to get off the planet. I'm getting the Arthraeus family take over.

Now, the Atreus family, I think it's Atreus. Paul, uh, yeah, I think it's a fucking, who cares, okay? Yeah. So it's, uh, Oscar Isaac is the king, basically. Right. He plays Lito. Okay. And his son is the fuckable little twink.

Timmy, Timmy, I keep saying Timmy Oliphant. Timmy, uh, if only. Yeah. Timothy Shalamay. It'd be funny is Timothy Oliphon playing like a sexy

16 year old boy Yeah He could do it He's got ranch Oh So And then Paul's the son And you know

Paul's like Daddy It's hard Because somebody I'll be king In distress And the imposter syndrome

Yeah It's like succession Exactly Yeah And space And uh Kind of like that Yeah

And his his mother's a witch Yeah His mother's like A magic witch nun Right Called the Benny Jesuits

Oh Jesuits Yeah Jesuits. Kind of like that, yeah. Also, this is bullshit now. In the novel, they mention jihad a lot. Okay. They have jihads.

Right. And they've taken that out in the movie. Yeah, well. It's just crusade. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because that would be a bit too much on the nose, probably. Yeah. You got to be careful with this kind of stuff.

Jihad, you know, it's one of those little buzzwords that didn't make it into the, you know, 20-20s. And you're trying to sell it to a massive audience as well. And jihad just kind of like, sticks out doesn't it sticks in the crawl a little bit

so he his mother so he's got kind of powers Paul yeah yeah so he can like he's kind of got

mild um Asperger's yeah that's his secret power but he can also like he

he can put an engine back together like that he can kind of tell the future but not really he's got like little kind of

like glimpses like slight premonitions yeah but like kind of like a medium yeah but not in like too like he can't be like um

You can kind of be like, oh, something bad might happen in the next 20 years. The boy is a prophet. Yeah, yeah. And so the whole thing is like his mother was meant to have a daughter. Because Benny Jesuits, the nuns aren't supposed to be fucking. Okay. If they do fuck, they're only supposed to have daughters. But the mother wills herself of a son.

Right, okay. She just concentrated so hard, a boy popped out her pussy. Right. So the other nuns are like... Why can't they all do that? Yeah, why would I even want that? What are my values? Oh, God.

So the other nuns are like, a boy, a boy, a boy, a boy can't be a nun. So they make him do a test. And the test is he's got to put his hand in a box. Right. It's a pain box. Okay. And he's got a needle full of poison up to his neck. Right.

So if he moves at all, he gets the needle in the neck. So he's got to just take the pain. Okay. Yeah, so it's like, you know. A pain box. That's what they call it? Yeah. All right.

It's a pretty cool name for a pussy, isn't it? Oh, look at my pain box. Nice. So, like, he passed the test. He's, like, proper, like, oh, fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he passed the test. What kind of pain is it just like a...

They don't really show it, but just show him, like, going like, oh, he's, like, sweating, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he passed it then, and, uh, what else? I'm trying to get to the good stuff. Yeah, you could just get there. Yeah, okay, yeah. Oh, his best friend is Aquaman. Oh, him.

Yeah, yeah. He sucks. Right. Jason Mamoah. He's awful. Jason Mora. He's fun in this movie. And his trainer is Josh Brolin.

Okay, I like Josh Brolin. Josh Brolin, like, oh, and cool thing, you like Jason now. They've all got force fields in this. Right. So guns are kind of workless. So it's all gone back to like swords and shit. Oh. Because steel can penetrate if you have the force field, if you really put pressure on it.

Not much of a force field then. really, is it? Well, bullets bounce off. How do bullets bounce off, but swords don't? That doesn't make sense. Because if you really press it down. But that bullet is going to travel with

more... It's worth in the 50s. Velocity and force than a fuck... All right, fine. There's special steel. Okay, yeah, yeah, okay, whatever. Good, good. This sounds all good. Oh, keep going.

So then they get to Iraqis, all right? They're stationed in Iraqis, but then the Harkonans do a double Cross. They've got an Asian guy

on the inside who's sneaky Yes. All right. I didn't make it up. Yeah, yeah. So the Asian guy

betrays him and everyone gets killed basically and Paul is left out in the desert and he becomes friends with Zandai

and the rest Zandai is a sand person. I can't say that point oh so in the film yeah okay yeah yeah and Javier

Bardem he's another sand person Javier Barredem yeah he's the leader Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you still have that haircut? A lot to bit

this shot up here. And at first they don't trust Timothy because he's like an outsider but then he gains their trust he has like a sword fight and then they're like we're going to rise up and we're going to take down the system

in the film ends. Okay. Because it's just half the book. Wow. So that's dune but sandworms you heard about the sandworms. Vaguely, go on, what is that? Just sandworms that live on the planet.

Kind of like tremors. Yes. yeah but they're massive like the size of skyscrapers so you're trying to harvest the spice but the sandworms are around you know jumping out so you gotta be careful interesting well not really but yeah good

no well look I know this book is like 800 pages long yeah yeah and how many books are there well what happened is the the man Frank Herbert yeah Frank Herbert good good work there oh thanks yeah he wrote six books

okay and the sixth book ends in a cliffhanger and then he died he was going to do 70 died. Yeah, so the son. His dumb son was like, I'll write the book. Yeah. And he ends up writing there's like 21 books now. And like, do people like the son's shit?

Well, people say it's shit. Yeah, okay. But he just keeps writing them and they keep buying it. Yeah. But the books are interesting because they... I'm interested how to do the movies, because they get weird. Do you think they're going to do like all six of Frank

Robert? I don't think Dennis Venuvel's. De Neville. I don't think he'll do all of them Yeah But someone will like If it makes money they will Yeah

Yeah yeah yeah But later on There's like people turn the big Slug monsters But they're still trying to get pussy Oh yes I like that Yeah

How has this been received Critically People love it Yeah Everyone loves it Everyone Even the Normies The critics

They've all united The idea of like Some like 19 year old girl Just going Because Timothy Shalame Is in it And then she becomes like Obsessed with Frank Herbert's work

Yeah She becomes like a Muslim Tell you there's some scenes At him like he doesn't really do much He's like a blank slate Yeah he is a really bland nothing There's just nothing there I feel that way about him

And Tom Holland And like all these Oh Tom Holland Spider-Man No nothing just a blank nothingness No he's quirky No he's not Wacky No he's not

Oh I bet if you were in a room with Tom Holland You'd be laughing your ass off Best friends As I stamp his face in with my boot yeah look I don't know I just don't think there's anything

particularly interesting like their performances are very null and void there's just nothing there his job really just to stand around and he's in bed

shirtless a few times yeah is he even that good looking I mean I guess he's good looking he's got you know what he's got the face that like it's very symmetrical

yeah and he's got the kind of six pack but be interesting now I could see him just turning into a dog by age 30 let's hope

yeah I could see like he'll be get like Johnny Depp he'll kind of fall apart yeah yeah yeah

God and he's still trying to hold on to that sort of like rock and roll look and it's getting it's getting hard to watch it's getting funnier and funnier

though isn't it like you ever see Marilyn Manson recently yeah holy fuck yeah he did something old lady now literally he looks like fucking

what was that Dame Edna bitch you saw you remember that yeah yeah well he's still doing the makeup and shit that's what makes it's sad.

Yeah. Like Alice Cooper, he's just like, yeah, he's wearing a sweater playing golf, you know. Yeah.

He's not doing like, oh, I'm poison. When he's walking around the airport. Oh, shout out. Yeah. Well,

he's at his 80s in a nursing hole. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, but, oh no, Dune, you finished it, yeah?

Yeah, yeah. I was going to talk more about it, but I don't think you're into it. No, I'm into it. Come on.

What's to say? It's a great film. You should watch it. Okay. I watch on the big screen. it feels big yeah like it's a big huge like kind of

what would you say huge scope or big yeah so much of it is just big empty spaces big empty desert you know even like all the buildings it's just very

it's stone it's very minimalist that's the word yeah yeah compared the David Lynch one was very like wacky and those of shit going on

it was like yeah that's a quite divisive one though some people love it some people hate it you've seen it have you I try the

No, I did watch away a guy, and it was a, we watched the extended cut. It was a slog. It was a slog, man. How long was that? Oh, I think it was like four hours, man. Oh, wow, that's horrible. Man, me and him were like, can we stop? No, we've made a commitment.

Who was this person? You know him, yeah. Do I? Yeah, of course you know. Who do you think I'd watch a four-hour doing cut with? Oh, that guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Good guy, good guy.

But we watched it sober together. Wait, okay So, you know Just two sober sad people Watching Dune Does he listen to this podcast? No, he doesn't know Okay

But Anyway More fool him Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah But yeah, that's Dune there Well, I'm glad you liked it Glad you had a good time

I thought we get full episode out of it But I'm kind of like Oh, we did not get a full episode out of it No, no It's going to something more fun You see Paul's goals No Oh yeah

I want to get your time take on this. Go on. Because, you know, we sometimes there's different levels to parenting. Some parents are like, I don't make eye contact with my kids. Yeah. Some parents are a little bit too into their kids. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get you. Like, I don't like it when

girls are open with their parents about sex and stuff like that. Oh, no, that should not be allowed. Yeah. That is sick and evil. When the dad's like, oh, suck one off for me, honey. Do it like daddy's out, yeah? Or like, you know what's weird? When kids, when parents kiss

their kids on the lips, but, like, you know, the kids are like... And they drop the hand. But, you know, like, I don't know, like if the kid is, like,

I don't know, 12 or something and you're still kissing it on the lips, it's like, kind of weird. Like I said, eight as well.

Well, whatever, you know. Um, but yeah, yeah, and even just like, I don't even like it when there's like parents just like, you know,

they're joking around and bantering with their kids, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, like, I know this one guy, and, like, he was always talking about, like, him and his dad, we're always just talking about, like, pussy and all. And I'm like, really?

That's weird, isn't it? He's like, no, what's weird about it? I was like, okay, well, all right. I always feel, like, deep down those dads just, like, my son's, like, the wingman. Yeah. He brings the girls over, and, like, a stiffer underwear when she's not around. Drinky Pools with Daddy. Yeah, yeah.

Man, this is a weird top, but definitely is definitely a load of dads that, like, want to fuck their own daughter? No, no, but the friends. I'm talking about the friends, yeah, yeah. That's not weird. Like, you know, that's, but that's something that's been even talked about and joked about

in like old 90s sitcoms. You know, back when that was okay, you know? Like Al Bundy was there and his daughter would bring our friends over and he was like, hey, hey, beg, let's go upstairs real quick, but don't say nothing. Oh, wow.

But anyway, so Paul Scholes is his little bit, controversy is. So, United Legend. Yeah, no, I remember like Paul Skulls, he was back in that real one, United. Class 92, yeah, class 92. And they were like, you're talking about Beckham and Cantonon and Giggs and

Neville. The Nevels are there. Philip and Gary. Yeah, yeah. Look at me, look at me. Oh, man, they annoyed me so much recently. Oh, really? I just wanted to complete about Phil Neville for a second. Bill Neville, he's a bit of a joke. I mean, he's a United Legend and, you know, yada, yeah. But he's always the Neville's very comical. They're kind of goofy, look. They are goofy.

Yeah, yeah. Like, one of my favorite moments, like, he was taught, because he manages the women's team. He used to it. Dork. And they were like, what's it like? It's great, yeah. They're great women, you know,

they can play football just as well as men, you know? It's a great. I'm not allowed to change room, but it's great. It's like, why do you need to drop that in? He didn't, like, say it as a joke, no? No, not as a joke. He was just like, just preemptively, just letting you know?

Yeah. I've tried. Was this around the time of Giggs, so he had to be like, don't worry, I'm not like Giggsie. But you don't follow football at all But like, the manager of United It's getting a lot of grief at the moment Oh yeah, Oleg Gonaire Solzschar

He used to play for United He did, yeah So they're saying Ollie out Olly out, yeah A lot of the former United Legends are coming out defending Olly Because they would have played with him Yeah, they all love Olly, okay?

So Phil was... He was a good player though, wasn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah Help win them the Champions League Right So Phil was like You can't just taste The ones who get fired

That shouldn't be allowed If you walked into a bank and said the owner of the bank should be fired, you'd be arrested. Would you? No, you wouldn't. Fucking idiot. Maybe he would. Oh, here comes Neville again. Which one is it?

I don't care. Call the cops. Okay, so what are Paul Scholes? Oh, yeah, Paul Scholes. So Paul Scholes's daughter posted a picture on Instagram of him sucking her feet. Whoa. Yeah. What age is the daughter?

What's funny is, if you type in Paul Skolls, first thing comes up is daughter age. What age is she? I think legal, but I'm not sure. That's... But either way. No, you know what? It's actually weird.

If she was like a, like a four, it'd be like a... Like, Daddy's got your feet. Yeah, yeah, exactly. So, her... Paul Skulls is like 18-year-old daughter or teenage daughter. She's like post on Instagram, okay? of him like on her feet

yeah not like a oh I love you she's like really oh I love this more than footy oh wow

how have I don't heard of my face she walked into a bank and sucked your daughter's feet you'd be fired so he's proper like yeah yeah

yeah right okay and then on the captions like true love or something like that Jesus Christ eyes that is his daughter hot? Yeah. Yeah?

Yeah. I hope she's legal. Oh, dear you be. Oh, it's so funny is he had to go, because he does media work, like, punditry stuff. Right. So now he's got to go on TV and, like, you know, for a fact, they've all had, like, just don't bring it up. People forget about it in the day. Yeah. You know, media, things move on, right?

People aren't forgetting about this. When did this come out? Like, um, like a couple of days ago. Right, okay. Yeah. But it's a hard one to defend. You can't be like, oh, I tripped. You've watched the video, have you? Oh, everyone's watched it.

I need to watch. How have I not heard about this? This is a disgrace. I'll find it. How about that? All right, okay. You talk. No, I'll get this next.

You get it. All right. I'll talk. I don't know why I said, yeah, you talk. You talk while you search. My dad just texted me there, so. What's he saying? I'll send a picture of Paul's go, why didn't you?

You never sucked my feet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow, that's a weird one now. And what are people saying, are they thinking, like, was this like, was this like a goof or is like are they is he fucking his daughter they're not they're not staying full on pido but they are they're goofing on him she's not a pito

yeah she's a pito yeah she's taking advantage of him Paul's Coles is the mind of a four year old she's like that's candy there yeah but yeah it's not a pito because she's legal but uh it's definitely incestuous like

it's weird so there he's sucking on the big toe there yeah yeah that's just a picture I'll watch the video later on Also I'll show you his cock fell out once What? During a game Oh okay

Not during a video Okay now it's getting really hard to defend Are we supposed I was all in accidents Oh yeah But yeah look at his Look his little Willie fell out During a game Oh Jesus

The Irish curse Purple He's not Irish Is he not Oh boy he's got an Irish cock Yeah he's got an Irish cock And the red hair So yeah yeah

Yeah so people people are goofing on them. But that's what they call the Irish curse I've heard of yeah I'm fighting back just my Irish

so where's the limit now so sucking her feet is bad yeah kissed on the cheek yeah

that's fine you know she's going off to her Debs you're like oh goodbye honey yeah

yeah no no it's just quick peck peck you know I wouldn't even kiss my daughter

no wouldn't even touch her I don't like yeah it's weird no it is weird it's just weird yeah

I'd be that guy like my daughter tried to hug me like get the fuck away from you yeah my hat my hands are hair

your honor are you on Instagram right down check that phone out of your pocket just smash the phone I take the phones away

like you know during some gigs now yeah put your phone in special box yeah yeah

yeah so again so kissing in cheek little peck okay little peck like

I don't think like a what about if I held my daughter down and was like kissing her belly button you held her down in a jockey way you know we're in macdonalds we're messing around

we're in the ball pit you know yeah i've got a knife uh yeah no i don't think that's uh yeah you gotta be very careful now with the whole uh yeah but like there's been like jason mommoff you talked about him that he like put up a video of like him in bed with his like toddler daughter and like I think she was like naked or some shit and people were like you fucking pedo and all it's like it's my daughter or whatever maybe she wasn't naked maybe she's just wearing

a nappy or something I don't know but people are kind of like oh you're a nonce or whatever but like you know what don't be putting that shit up on Instagram is the thing because like even if you're not doing it from a weird perverted angle there's so many weird perverts out there like petos and all

that's what they're going to be looking at like if you're celebrity and you post picture of your daughter you must realize that that's going on a special hard drive and getting shared around to all the men of culture. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, what's the name of Ben Affleck's ex-bitch? What's the, Julie Garner? Jennifer Garner.

Yeah, yeah. Jennifer Garner, she's saying because, like, their whole life, since their kids were, like, babies. Yes. They walk around, they got people flashing lights at them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. See she saying now that, like, you know, her kids, like, they're, like, late teenagers.

now ever she pulls out a camera to like take a family photo they flinchingly yeah they're just so used to people like TMZ guy being like oh is your dad an alcoholic still look at me look at me yeah that's so creepy they probably have like

a mild PTSD from it oh yeah well she's been trying to change a lot because of that I think they should I don't think like the whole paparazzi thing is just fucking disgusting anyway and you know what it's not needed anymore because everybody he's like uploading shit and like

you know selfies and blah blah the paparazzi chasing them to get pictures nobody needs that anymore in the modern world so I think get rid of paparazzi they are scum also you need to be flashed I think they deliberately use flashes still to like you know freak

you out and all what they want what they fucking love is you to be like flipping out on them yeah whenever like one of those fucking like let's say like Russell Crow or someone's like oh it takes a phone and smash it yeah they're creaming because of that They love that. Russell,

I felt in danger. Yeah, yeah. I thought Russell Crowe was going to rape me. Yeah, yeah. You wish, love. Yeah. You're having a fucking laugh. He's Australian.

I don't know why he's there. Yeah. All right. You confused me. You flashed a picture in my face. So now I have to suck your feet. It really is an old-timey thing. Like, even like, I think,

I forget TMZs to the thing. Like, the whole, like, obviously you're seeing it now because, like, it came out of the free Brittany movement. Like, but the way, like, the part. like the paparazzi stalked and harassed her till she had like a complete manic mental breakdown. I mean, it's awesome. Then he can be like, what happened there? Yeah.

And then she's like, hey, leave me alone. Freak! Put her in jail! She's a freak! What is wrong with this bitch? Yeah, it's a pretty sick... Like, I'm surprised nobody's ever, like, made a real movie, you know, where like the paparazzi or... You know, some kind of movie about, like, paparazzi.

killing people or whatever. I, um, I listen to an interview with one paparazzi guy. I don't even know what I'm talking about. I listen to do an interview with one paparazzi guy. And I was surprised by how, like, blatant they are. We're just like, yeah, it's fun, you know. You kind of piss them off a bit. You know, you follow him around.

Like, don't follow me. You're like, sorry, buddy. Yeah. We're in public, buddy. Yeah, you follow him into the bathroom. They're like, please stop. You're like, sorry, buddy. Yeah.

But then they'd be like, hey, your mother's a whore. Your mother's a stupid whore. You know? You know, poor Shaq, poor Shaquillo Neal. He can't use urinals. You're, you're piss-pitholes. Urinals. Yeah, yeah. He can't, because every time he takes it out, just someone with a camera.

Oh, because everyone wants to see how big his dick is. Yeah, yeah. How big is it, though? Well, that's what I'd be thinking, too. I've heard it's, you know, who's the real black mumma. It's formidable. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's got a pulse and it looks around.

Every time he gets it around. looks like Jesse Owens just running from the starting line you know that was good

thank you that was good yeah thanks yeah yeah yeah the kids

probably don't get that one but your grandmother loved a bit too much where was you running to yeah

oh I tell you well actually this would be good yeah I was watching a really cool documentary remember that girl

remember Tanya head no she's the girl lied about 9-11 oh shit yeah the 9-11 faker yeah yeah yeah watch documentary about her I watched him as a kid right I kind of forgotten about it

and watched it again oh man she is really like the fucking the Neil Armstrong of victimhood really yeah yeah the fact that like so her whole story is

she's in like fucking like Sweden or somewhere alright right she sees the towers falling down she's like that looks like I'm gonna get a piece of action yeah

she just flies over Americans, like, yeah, my husband got killed. Yeah. He got bloated up in the big towers. Yeah, she's like, yeah, I'm American, not Swedish. I worked in the towers. Did she have like a Swedish accent? No, she

faked it. Yes, faked it. Yeah, yeah. She was like, she hot? No. Okay. Here's the funny thing, okay. So her story was she worked above where the plane crashed. Which is impossible. Yeah, yeah. Nobody. And she managed to get down, okay? That's impossible.

Well, nobody... What's really funny is her story is she got down a little bit and then a fireman lifted her the rest of the way. Is she a big lady? Oh my God. It's actually insane.

No one commented on this. She was like, one fireman lifted me and carried her all the way. Down the towers, yeah. So this is how like insane and pathological this bitch is that like, no, yeah.

She lifted me. It wasn't even hard for him. One arm, one arm, you know. Didn't break us. wet. Anyone wants to fuck me. But yeah,

she is mobility scooter level fat. Right, okay. She is far. Yeah.

Yeah. Damn. She tubby. They're like a big bitch but god damn. You couldn't fit that bitch's

eyes in the North Tower. So she actually starts like a support group for victims for people who've lost loved ones

during 9-11 and you know they come in and they're like they're probably all faking it, Brian, that's what I'd say. They're all liars. Never even happened. Sorry, I keep going on. So, like, they all come in. She'd be leading the groups, okay? And they'd be like, it was hard for me,

because, you know, I lost my sister. Like, sister, that's nothing. Husband. We're going to get married. We were married, yeah. Husband, three kids and a dove. We all lived in the top of the tower together. Oh, yeah. I made a mistake there. She kept getting confused between fiance and husband. Okay. Yes, this thing, like they always, you know, the details always get mixed up yeah yeah yeah but she like she literally like she was leading the charity

and when they had like memorials every year she was the face of the charities she'd be hanging out with like Bloomberg and Giuliani yeah is Giuliani the one from Borat too? Yes that's him he wouldn't be taking her to a hotel room now yeah

Giuliani he was called America's mayor after 9-11 everyone like no he was going to be president yeah yeah there was like no way he could fuck that up yeah And then he fucked it off. How did he fuck it up exactly?

Just being very unlikable. Just a retard. This is before he became like... The Trump guy. A joke. But you know what? Like even like fucking on the day of and days after like firemen like fire departments hated Giuliani because they made so many budget cuts that like their walkie talkies were shit and wouldn't work because they were like cheap and all. So a lot of the like the consensus amongst firemen was like yeah Giuliani like kind of has blood on his hands.

because all of his budget cuts inhibit our ability to save lives and blah blah blah a lot of firemen died because of him I heard he actually shut down the response

was a response unit for like possible terrorist attacks yeah it was somewhere else and it was too expensive so he just moved it into the Twin Towers that's hilarious

so if you see the reason why they're all standing around during that in the Twin Towers like outside okay they've got nowhere to go

yeah yeah yeah that's why he's basically leading them but it was great PR wise for him it was great because all these pictures of him leading people being like

going there and the firemen were like we were yeah Giuliani's a genius oh wait where should the fireman go where the fire is or should I tell him oh fuck it out it's actually photoshop the real photo is him pointing in the opposite

direction it's that way they're trying to sneak up on us go to 30 Rockefeller Plaza get Tina She wouldn't have worked there. Idiot! Who would have been there around 2001?

She would have been around Yeah, she'd been around for a long time. Yeah, yeah, Farrell, yeah. Colin Farrell, yeah. Remember, that was the big thing. Do you ever see the S&L directly after 9-11?

Yeah, with Giuliani. Giuliani and all, like a load of firemen and policemen and stuff. And Lauren's literally like, Mr. Mayor, is it okay to be funny? And he's like, there's a first time for everything.

The grave floor's like, You shut up her, bitch! You, how hard I work on this show. You have many bodies I buried. Farley, I killed him. Because he was too fat. Fetter than that bitch. And hey, good fact to her.

We're going on. So, okay, so she's kind of become the face of all these charities and survivors groups. She's not even a good lawyer. Yeah. She's literally not. They're like, what was your husband's name? Merrick. Jeric

North Tower What? Yeah Matthew McConaughey That was him I don't think so man That's what I love

About these 9-11 Survivors They get fatter And I get more and more Wrecked Apparently a lot of the other people In the groups Were like

Yeah we kind of Suspected it But we didn't want to be dickheads Yeah And that's how they get out These dumb These victims That's where they get away with his shit.

Yeah, exactly. They'll use the phrase in documentary, the hierarchy of suffering. Oh, I like that. Isn't that really what the world is today? Yeah, yeah. Isn't everyone there's a big tanya head? I mean, arguably, you know,

the entire world is a hierarchy of suffering. I mean, to quote the Buddha, life is suffering, my dear boy. And the root cause of all suffering is desire, isn't it not? To quote even more, more, to quote Ray Liotta in the Mani Saints of Newark It's the wanting It's the wanting

Yeah Yeah I have to apologise to you by the way Okay Because I remember I was like James you don't get the film Yeah I kind of think it's dumb now

It's very It's dumb I've been thinking about it more Yeah I don't think it is as good as the Sopranos No it's not No Yeah

It wasn't a good film I was just there like Sopranos Had Johnny Sacks's fat wife The man he scenes doesn't have Johnny Sachs' fat wife Or the 45-pound mole removed from her age Yeah, no, it was a bad movie But anyway

Oh, correction Yeah No, no, no, correction She was Italian Okay She wasn't from Switzerland She was Italian, okay Which explains a lot

Yeah, yeah So she gets I didn't know they had fat people in Italy Yeah They all get shipped over to America Yeah, yeah But yeah, yeah, she got found out there she was like basically

there was no consequences at all she's like you got me yeah and then she just moved back to Italy that's hilarious yeah

and the Italians were like so funny American's so stupid I don't know how true this is but I was reading on Reddit about her right

there's a guy that said she actually got a job in the office I worked in okay and she got found out within like three days that she was the nine

yeah and then she just left kind of like Steve Ramazizi the comedian yeah remember about him man he's in

very interesting case because like he kind of, he was just honest and he kind of skirt, obviously like it affected his career. But he he's still gigging. Explain Steve Renez. Okay, yeah, yeah. But he was in an episode of Curburethusiasm. He was in season 10.

Oh shit. He was in the episode was like, there's been a disturbance in the kitchen. He's the cook. Oh man, Faulkner. Is that his name? Rich Faulkner. Oh, Rich Fulcher. Man, he's so good. He's great. Very funny. Yeah, very funny. But I know, so Steve Ranezzi is a comedian he was an he's an actor he was in like a pretty big sitcom called the league he's been

a bunch of movies so it's funny as well as like uh when rogan did his carlos mensia is a joke thief thing like ari shafir was there but steve ran azizi was kind of backing up it's like yeah carlos mency is a liar just like looking around his show lying about jokes is the worst lie you can tell but yeah so steve ran azizzi's comedian but like he's start like, you know, he was kind of, um, he was like starting off in the comedy store in LA and he basically fabricated this store. No, because he did. He worked, he moved from New York to LA after 9-11. Yeah. And he worked kind of in the vicinity. I think he did see the, the towers fall and he like was a part of the evacuation out of like Brooklyn or Manhattan. Yeah, the wider

area. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he was there for that. But then he kind of, I guess it was just like a, a lie a little white lie that snowballed but he was like oh yeah i worked close by oh yeah i worked in the towers like oh yeah i was evacuated out of the towers and then basically like he said people started kind of recognizing him or like because it was very close after 9-11 so he said like people like Andrew dice clay or like you know big comedians like oh shit you're that guy who fucking worked in the towers right yeah he was like people were starting like recognize them and give him kind of like hey towers how's it going he was sort of you know it was helping him flourish in the in the comedy store and like arguably it kind of helped him progress initially

in his career but yeah so he basically lied about the fact that he worked in the towers he never worked in the towers that's pretty much it but it's the fact that he he went on like mark marron and like other big podcasts and told the story i'd never heard the story was the story just like i was in there was it like a real like drawn out like i heard the building shake yeah i thought is this the end of America? Yeah, I think he did kind of, he hammed it up again. I've never I never listened to like the full thing, like the full

Marin episode, I listened to the Stern so when he finally got found out, he went on Howard Stern and basically he's like, yeah, look I lied, it was a shitty thing to do but please don't tell my kids to kill themselves on Twitter. And Robin was like, no! Oh, you

motherfucker! But yeah, so that was an interesting case, but he kind of, as you said, like he sort of, you know, he kind of got heat for it for a few years, but now people are like,

ah, like here's the thing, let's be fucking real, man. You're in fucking Hollywood. You're in L.A. is like, is the worst thing that, like somebody you're working on a set with if the worst thing,

the worst crime he committed is lying about being in the towers of 9-11. I mean, the whole place is like, it's drug addicts, pidos and rapists, you know what I mean? Like the idea that you get called from Kevin Spacey's, like you're a fucking discreet.

Harvey Wise seen as You fucking piece of shit Fuck you Is that Steve Randallis You are my five Most deplicitous Evil man I've ever seen in my life

You are terrible Yeah But I think So I don't really give a shit I'm like fuck it He told a lie I got caught out I don't care

Well he's not that powerful No He's just a guy trying to get by I think that comes out In interviews You kind of get that And he's also pretty funny In stuff that he acts

saying, like, he's usually quite good. Also, like, the interview, it's not him being like, it's so hard for me. He's just like, yeah, piece of shit. He takes it on the chin, it's like, I lied, I got caught, what are you going to do? I'm an asshole, you're right, I'll take it. And you're right.

He didn't, like, pussy up, like, my anxiety, and I've learned, I'm neurotypical. Is that bad or good, don't even know. Yeah, yeah, so, but, yeah, it's an interesting case. Steve Ran is easy, and he got caught. But I just remember, like, the clips of, it's like, Rogan and Ari are, like, standing in a park and a lot.

They're like, who did those jokes? And the camera pans over to Steve Randis, he's like, Ari, those are Ari's jokes. He's a joke thief and a liar. And just so funny in retrospect is like, yeah. Oh, man. Yeah. There, I got us to an hour.

I dragged us over the finish line. We'll wrap this up. I'll tell you what. I just want to do a quick round real quick, okay? Hit me. Because, you know, it's not even that late, yeah. So, just really quick, okay, we'll go through a few things, all right? All right.

So, one, puppy experiments. Yeah, holy shit. It's come out that Anthony Fauci was involved, maybe not directly involved, but was involved in experiments. Yeah. Where they'd cut off a puppy's head and feed it the flies. They cut off the head? I thought that they, like, no, they basically, yeah, they encased the dog's head, like, in a little... Oh, you're right, yeah, yeah, right.

The dog's alive. Yeah, the dog was alive, or maybe he was dead, I don't know. I think you're doing both. They're just trying everything, like. Yeah, but basically they had these dogs and their heads were, they were basically like strapped down to a table and then they put like a big cover, like a big plastic box over their heads and the box was filled with fruit flies and the fruit flies were just like eating away at the dog's face.

I was like, what are they, I think they were testing for like if a disease, if a fruit fly can transfer a disease onto an animal by eating it I don't know, it was pretty wild Those guys are definitely having fun Yeah, yeah, yeah Funny as well, they're like They deliberately picked the cute as puppies possible

Yeah, a beagle You know what, it's funny Beagle, like if you look up You know, I think beagles are considered the most trusting Of all the dog breeds Like they're very loyal, trustworthy When word gets back to the beagle community

You're like, what? BLM, my friend, Beagle Lives Matter but yeah, far cheap but like let's be I mean fucking yeah like the

the whole scientific community basically runs on animal cruelty this days do they need to anymore because I've heard I've heard like you know

vegan cunts be like there's no need for any more with advancement technology and I've heard other guys

being like buddy you don't even understand man well we haven't even got to the tip of the iceberg when it comes

to animal cruelty yeah yeah oh the things I've got big plans for horses yeah

I was reading about a thing a a while ago like a Russian thing where they had like basically like they were like trying to like keep a dog they basically cut a dog's head off trying to keep it alive

right they're like shocking bits of the brain and like making the dog like go like kill me yeah yeah and the russians are like fucking sick is anybody uh recording the data or no it's just fun times anybody else hard but he says they're all like yes

but uh yeah no like there's when I comes to like the scientific community and like big sort of uh institutions like that like there's a lot of very fucked up disturbing tests they're doing on animals but then what was really alarming about this one specifically is like the sort of a the data came out about it afterwards is like yeah it turns out there is really no merit to these uh you know uh experiments and we don't really nothing was learned or gained and we kind of we knew that it wouldn't be but we just just did it anyway?

I think is there any other way of doing an experiment that doesn't involve murdering puppies?

I just want not sound like a liberal here. Yeah, like a lib turd like a tree

hugger. You communist cook. But I just saying like I feel like it's like it's like

a and a option and the B option require like you know a little bit extra work

and like oh I'm not fucking doing it I just let's just let's just kill a puppy. Yeah

yeah no I'm sure there probably is and I think we're going to start to see that you know, in years to come

that they're really going to crack down and all that stuff. Well, I think now you can just clone the puppy and then murder it, which is better, I suppose. Is it, though? I don't know. Well, then you get to the whole right thing.

It's like, well, if I clone my daughter and suck her feet, is that okay? A few more things real quick now. I know we're on the time limit here. The Blackhawks controversy. I don't know what that is. That's the, it's a hockey team, Chicago Blackhawks. Okay.

And one. Oh, yeah, yeah. won the coaches with jerking off front of the players and trying to rape the players trying to rape the players yeah yeah yeah

wow it's funny because like not to sound like bad here but I'm so desensitized like rape stories I heard like oh one of the coaches sexual assaults like oh he's probably you know trying to bang one of the fans

you know actually trying to bang one of your players and they won the Stanley Cup that year well motivation that's insane incentive is everything yeah they were skating real hard because they knew he was right there

jerking off hole in a puppy's head you're getting fucked and shows the puppy yeah so and that because of that

it's kind of like a member Joe paterno because the team the higher up covered it up right they're getting

in the chart they're getting trouble for that I believe this coach was also the coach of like the US Olympic hockey team

yeah man the Olympics have so much like sexual assault shit like skeletons in the closet like Larry

Nassar and all that stuff. It really is like in Olympics in its own way as well you know the best of the best come together you gotta train every day yeah like there's a Pido podium

at the end you know gold silver and bronze let's just a few other things here real quick spiking is back oh shit yeah what was it a needle yeah they've gone back

it's like a syringe they've gone retro now not using roofies anymore it was in Liverpool right no in Dublin Oh, really? It's happening in Dublin a lot. Oh.

Yeah. It's like going back to flip phones. They're going back to old-timey singing. I was thinking about a specific one in England, though, where a girl after she got jabbed and then she tested positive for hepatitis B, syphilis and something else. Yeah, happened in London, but it's happening in Dublin a lot of well, yeah. So what, they're just like stabbing girls with needles? Yeah, tiny little needles, yeah. To like spike them.

What's the fun? Like, what's the... Do they actually... And they get the effect of roofied, yeah. okay so it's like more dain it's roofy and but you also give them like more diseases so it's more malice to her that's fucked up isn't obviously it's like as if there's no malice to rufian but yeah yeah yeah like what is to begin from that like it's just so fucking like what you know the roofy thing obviously is fucked up and grotesque but then like you know just going around jab them

it's like ha infected infected like i don't know that's the real kind of you know it's barstool sports that's who I blame yeah I can now I guarantee you now give it like three years and barstool is going to be tingness like oh that's a red flag that's a red flag ladies people don't know about in Ireland yet yeah but when it gets here it's going to be like you know oh you're going to be in the bathroom listening to you know barstool like in secret and the woman's like on the door like what are you doing open up the cops raid your place as hard drives full of barstool sports podcasts you sick fuck I can't wait I hope now I'm gonna try to do this like Barstow Sports I hope they like

branch out like Barstow Sports UK okay to do Ireland yeah me and you buddy you think no actually

we wouldn't be good because they tried to stay on the line though they're not like yeah they try and stay away from politics

and they're not too offensive like yeah but are they offensive at all there's a little bit of like bantery kind of like

they're kind of slowed down it but there was a little bit of like you know I wouldn't rape a six. Okay. I only rape seven and above. I mean, that's just big, that's good math.

It just makes sense. Yeah. Who's raping a six? Please. I mean six beauty rating, not age. Oh, okay. Egg on your faith. Oh, I get it.

You know the history bar still real quick? No. So this guy, Dave Portnoy, is like a finance guy. He loved gambling. Okay. So I think in like the early 2000s, he like started, started off print. Kind of like vice. Yeah, yeah,

a magazine. Then he had a little website and that got a bit bigger. And then he got like a lot of investment. Okay. Because the gambling firms were involved. Right, right, right. And then for a while he was like doing deals

with like ESPN and Comedy Central. Right. And then he just got big enough for he was like, fuck these guys. I'm actually bigger than them. Like I get bigger viewers, bigger. And they're huge, especially with the caller daddy and stuff like that.

Right. They moved off. But like, um, Like, so many people, when I was in America They went to Spotify, right? Yeah, did you. Like, massive deal. Yeah.

But then he sold Barstool. He's still in charge, but he sold it for like millions. He's got like a private jet now. Nice. And it's literally just like sports stuff and occasionally like to have like smoke show of the week and maybe like he was a funny dog. And the only politics would be like, you know,

oh, Giuliani did a big fart. They'll be that level. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And like he is like a little bit Republican. He's on Fox News. also he's a real kind of like frat bro energy right he's anti-union

okay he got in trouble for intimidating workers nice because they wanted to start a union he was like fuck I wouldn't rape you and also I think there's a thing where like he they set up Twitter accounts that were pro union wink wink to find out who actually was

oh yeah okay that's a bit like bots yeah yeah but that's like a business thing that website it's not like I'm reading the website being like oh oh unions are bad i'm not like it's just you know some basketball clips yeah all right and you know look save it for the tribunal man it's not that you got to convince you know when you get to the they send you to the gulags the benny jessowitz all right let's uh wrap it up yeah yeah an hour and 11 minutes yeah that's good yeah i might

cut out some uh stuff the dune stuff yeah no no there's some stuff i can't remember what there's some stuff I was bored. Yeah. Yeah. I think I'm very hypercritical of myself. Yeah. But also not critical

enough. Exactly. Wrong. You know, I'm hypercritical myself. Don't make any changes. Yeah.

Fuck that shit. But here's the good thing though. When I'm living up in Dublin, okay, I can get drunk and show up wasted

at your house, okay? And then get abusive. Yeah, yeah. That'll be good. now, just be drunk all the time. Plus, like, I wonder how long now, how many episodes have you been saying

when I moved to Dublin? It's kind of like, someday. You start next day, we'll be millionaires, you don't need you. Got some money in your pocket. I will, though.

I'm just being picky, okay? Yeah. And then when you get loads of pussy, and it's all going to be different. Yeah. But yeah, I have been thinking, though, I think when I move up I'm going to start day drinking and work.

Really? Yeah. Okay. Just for a while to see what happens. Okay. I think like no one would care. No. It just get a bit kind of,

it's probably hard to maintain unless you're that way inclined. You know what I mean? If you're not actually an alcoholic, which I don't think you are. No, I watched that. Remember that film with Mags Maglson? Oh, another round. Another round.

Yeah, yeah. Okay. That's what they did. They were teachers. They were drinking all the time. time and uh well it didn't really work out for them but i haven't seen it well i won't ruin it for you great film i've heard good things yeah yeah yeah let's wrap this up yeah let's come on let's all right cheers everyone we'll tell you what next week the godfather oh i watched the first half of godfather

yeah i was like this is awesome so next week we'll do the godfather and then godfather two and then i go mission impossible three all right yeah looking forward to that right okay good look everyone goodbye bye