Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 135 : Joe Rogan Godfather Experience

Episode Date: November 13, 2021

How old was she? God I love the 70's.....

All right, go. We're back with a free episode here. Yeah. This is going to be a Godfatter episode. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's going to be the Godfather. It was going to be the Eternals.

Yes. But I haven't had a chance. It's only out today. Really? And I was thinking, well, I canceling James. You should have. I would have totally understood, yeah. But don't even tell me.

Just like, leave me waiting here. Yeah. Well, I'll fuck with you. But, yeah, I'll be there just a minute, okay? Oh, Annie, I mean, I just stuck in traffic up here. It's like two and a half hours long It's a long movie Wow

But I haven't got to see it yet Apparently it's been banned In like Saudi Arabia And like Really? Yeah Why There's a gay kiss in it

A gay kiss Yeah Okay Between whom Uh A black guy And I think An alien or something

Wow Okay Is it gay though If the other one There's an alien A male alien Yeah Well actually no

I'm wrong They're both aliens They're both Eternals I think Okay So like That count I don't know

I don't know Apparently so, apparently so. And also, I think it's not going to be released in China because the director is Asian and she said something like real, like, you know, hey, you know, sometimes you learn stuff in China and you move to America and turns out it wasn't exactly 100% true.

Yeah. You're China like, okay, you're dead to us now. You're dead to us and soon to the rest of the world. Now you're just dead. Yeah, yeah. So it's going to be, we have to, so, sorry guys, but it's the godfather, okay? some piece of shit

yawn what is it old smelly men old white men so the reason I'm doing this is there's a new show coming out

called the offer about the making of the godfather okay nice and it's Oscar Isaac playing Henry Ford

Ford Ford James Gordon James Gordon Coppola what Coppa who Francis Ford I was thinking Henry Ford

you were yeah that was all wrong so it's Oscar Isaac and it's about the making of the Godfather. And they've got some guy playing Brando and Al Pacino should be good crack, yeah.

They're going to have Army hammering it for some reason he had to drop out. Oh. For some news, I don't follow the news, but what was the other movie he was going to be in about the opioid crisis? He's going to be a few things. Like, man, his career was only getting bigger and bigger. You know, he was so close to being Batman. Really? Man, I bet Warner Brothers

are so relieved. Yeah, yeah, they went with Pattinson. I was thinking there, let's say they shot the entire Batman, Man movie, okay? Yeah. And then it came out. Do you think they would just be like, fuck it. Let's do the CGI face.

What is it again? Like, uh, cannibalism? Cannibalism. Maybe murdered someone. Okay. Uh, and like rape and stuff. I would really love it for just at all to come out just because I'm curious to see how bad it is.

Maybe him and that, uh, necrophiliac from Britain had like a thing go and, you know, they were buddies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The kind of exchange trade secrets and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You fuck the corpse and then all he thought. remains you know yeah um so godfather yeah godfather okay i got distract for a second oh yeah army that's what i was trying to think of it apparently his auntie came out and she was like oh i knew all the

secrets yeah did she like write a book or something like that i think she was trying to get a book deal she was like i know all the secrets and i'll tell you for money yeah yeah but no one cares like because she's not hot but here's the thing the ha like army hammer like the hammer family they're like you know when we were talking about succession in the previous episode They are literally as wealthy as the, you know, they're like a real old oil barren family, like for fucking generations. The kind of wealth that, like,

it's kind of hard to calculate because so much of their, their money is like, oh, we have the blooms and, like, old paintings that are priceless. Yeah, like, you know,

a rock, you know, like, a rock that, like, a rock that, like, a pet rock. A crack rock.

Yeah. The Julius Caesar's last crack rock that he, Didn't get a chance to smoke Yeah Yeah, they've got loads of shit Like you can't even put a price on Yeah, yeah, yeah So it's kind of hard to tell

So I'm just wondering like How is this bitch like Oh, I'll tell you all for money There's a big massive museum as well The Hammer Museum The Hammer Art Museum Yeah Interesting

So But no one really cares about her like Anyway But anyway So the offer's coming out So I'm gonna go watch The Godfather again Nice so you've rewatched it Great movie

Which we just want I'll just jump straight into the plot Go for it We want the making of There was a book. Yeah, Mario. Puzo. Puzo wrote a book, turned to a movie.

There. That's the whole mini-series. You see, you saved us all a bit of time there, Brian. Cheers. So it starts off with a wedding. Yeah. It's the wedding of Don Vito's daughter. Yeah, what's her name?

Connie. It's a fucking Rockies bitch. Yeah, Talia Shire, but I think the character's called Connie. It is Connie, yeah, yeah. Hey, sweet, who are you marrying that Guido? I only found out recently that was the case. I only connected it there that she's also in, you know, Rocky and Godfather.

Is she Francis Ford Coppola's daughter? Yeah, yeah. And she's Schwartzman's... Mother? Yeah. God, and Nicholas Cage is in there. There's fucking gangs that are. They're like rats, aren't they? Really are an infestation that should be solved.

Okay, so it's the daughter of... It's the day of Dodd and Carleone's daughter's wedding. Yeah. So apparently... on this day with mafia and Italian tradition

you can come to the dawn and ask him for a favor yes and I think that's a real thing even still

not anymore the mafia has changed a lot now yeah yeah it's gotta be I wonder what the the current

incarnation of fucking the mafia is it's got to be next to impossible oh man I read a great piece about

the mafia the OG mafia in like Italy yeah and about what they did during lockdown okay it's so funny because they were just bored right because they like obviously they had like even during lockdown they're still making money off stuff you know like people says to pay protection money for stuff and like they're they were doing deals with like you know the trucks carrying the masks might also be carrying other things as well okay but this couldn't like go around intimidating people and shit like the eustace they're just bored yeah so i read a report from this woman who worked in the mafia bar and she said

they were just getting fucked up every night but to a depressing level you know oh really yeah like like piss your pants level but yeah I just said it's just like

their biggest threat was boredom during that time and a lot of them like don't really understand the modern that's what Sopranos about like don't really understand the modern world yeah exactly

because Sopranos is great because it was all about sort of the collapse of the you know La Cosa Nostra and the you know organized crime

I imagine that is like way more way worse today just with like technology surveillance you know just the power of like the NSA like Rico and stuff like that exactly yeah yeah

then you got but now you have fucking like ex mobsters like you know retired hitmen who like have podcasts like fucking Sammy the Bull and Michael Frenazi and all these cunts like you know like they're doing fucking like ads for Bluetooth

you know like and subscribe hit that bell guys it's quite funny now you've got like Matthew guys that are like very online now and they're like you know worried about getting cancelled and shit yeah but anyway fuck all that shit back to the

back to the good old days so the very famous scene the start one of the most famous scenes okay is that guy talking about how they attacked his daughter yeah yeah and the police won't help yeah the opening line is I love America yeah of course his entire film is sort of you know

an allegory of the struggle of the immigrants coming to America and blah blah That's the story of all immigrants coming to America Yeah, I know, yeah It's like you get there You become criminals Yes Because you know

It's true And then You gotta build a wall And get them out of These Italians are coming over here Bringing the Gabago This is what the Italians say Is we built the mafia

Protect ourselves Yes Obviously that isn't true But that's gonna say Because the you know The wasps The evil Irish Who ran the police

You know They're not gonna look out for the Italians Yeah So we have to make our own thing So new immigrants, they come over, they become criminals And they become legitimized over time And then another bunch of immigrants move in Yeah, yeah, yeah

And what's also happened to say like, you know You get like the Italians and then the Russians come in And then they go even harder than Italians Yeah, yeah, yeah And then the fucking, who are the guys in Barry? The Romanians or the Czechoslovakins And they're like, they go so hard at Russians Like Jesus Christ

Yeah, yeah, yeah And of course now it's like the cartels from Mexico Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're like, you know, just like slicing people's heads off and like, you know, like dangling them like on sticks outside the family's houses and all. Yeah. But yeah, it's awesome.

He's really cool. So he's given the speech. He asked the Don for a favor. Yeah. And we see a lot of people asking the Don for a favor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the Don's kind of, you know, it's Marlon Brando. I never, you know, come to me so disrespectful, you know,

you don't ever call me got a father oh yeah he's doing that like i keep forgetting like he was actually kind of pretty young yeah he's like 40 something yeah he's only in his 40s because they kind of he has what is the grapes in his cheeks to look like jowls yeah and they i think they added like a cake and cake them with makeup as well makeup the gray hair yeah he was still pretty young when he did it yeah yeah what's funny is in the 90s they made a movie called like the freshman freshman yeah and he plays basically don v on that yeah well he doesn't need the old age makeup He looks almost the exact same It's quite weird

That is weird And that's a comedy though It is a comedy Matthew Broderick gets involved With the Mafia Yeah yeah yeah Probably you know Wacky

I've never seen it But probably wacky What could happen In that movie now Let's imagine it now I don't know And he starts dating the girl And her dad's like

A Mafia Dawn Right Okay Yeah So kind of like Mickey Blue Eyes Okay Yeah I've never seen Mickey Blue eyes Oh you haven't seen Mickey Blue

You fucking freak I'm such a boy I suck We're watching it right now Yeah yeah Turn the shit off Anyway, look, we haven't even got past the opening scene There's so much going on

So we meet all the characters So Don Vito Don Vito Sonny Sunny, that's James Kahn He's like the hot head sort of You know Apparently there's way more scenes with Sunny

That were cut out Yeah because they're kind of like Oh James Kahn isn't a great actor Really? Yeah, a lot of people said that Yeah Apparently a lot of the scenes They're kind of embarrassing to watch

Oh I never got that from watching No, I haven't really watched A lot of James Kahn but I don't know Is he bad? Apparently the producers and everyone evolves

Like we don't need these scenes He's good in the scenes He's in Because they're the best Of the best scenes In cinema history like Jesus yeah But they said some of the scenes

On his own They were like Ah it's weak And you know what Maybe it's just compared to like Maybe it's because He's going up against Pacino And Brando

And Robert Duval Yeah maybe he's because of that Yeah Yeah Again like Because like the Godfather Obviously it goes without saying it's such fuck it's basically

it's mythologized and held in such high esteem in regard obviously for good reason but a lot of people call it the greatest movie ever made you know you can argue about that yourself so you kind of come to it already you have this reverence for it so you're just some little

pleb you dare not poke holes in you know the great the godfather so like if you were to watch that and think God his performance isn't great you'd probably be like oh no I must be wrong about that This is the godfather for Christ's sick

Apparently Sonny in the book is a massive cock Oh And they bring it up a lot Okay They bring it up That like

You know the girl He's banging In the heart Yeah Apparently in the book He can't bang her Because his cock is too big Oh Jesus

But she still wants to give it a go Yeah Yeah Give it the old college try Like Everest Like Everest Wow How big

Do they give you a They don't give exact inches But they do say It's the biggest Hog That ever ever did be. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Jesus.

That dick came over on the Mayflower with everyone else, eh? Yeah. And then we meet Tom Hagen. Tom Hagan. Played by Duval. Who is not actually part of the family, but... He was adopted, and he's the Consigliari.

So he, like, advises Don Corleone about, you know, he's a lawyer as well, and it's like, this is what we need to do. I'm not sure if this is connected, but that was same with the Kennedys. Oh, really? Kennedy's, there was like an extra one they just had who wasn't actually related to them. Oh.

But they just kind of like were like, yeah, you're kind of like the family. I'd say it probably is. Yeah, it probably is maybe a reference to it. Yeah. Because a lot of the whole thing about that movie, like, you know, it's made in the 70s, set in the 40s. But I think it, you know, it alludes to a lot of stuff like the sort of a, you know, the political ecosystem and the, you know, the way Hollywood was working. There's a lot of different nods. That's up at Hollywood.

Yeah, like Johnny Fontaine didn't they say? that's Sinatra Oh yeah Apparently Sinatra hated the movie Oh really Yeah yeah Apparently he walked up

To Puso On a restaurant one time Yeah And basically said like Go fuck yourself You're fucking disgrace Damn You fucking piece

You know who I am Yeah Yes I do yes I'm aware of you Frank Sinatra Oh Yeah But yeah

That's very Johnny Fontaine Is very clearly Sinatra So yeah There are a lot of Different things In the movie

That sort of allude to or it's you know making reference to shit that was happening in the 70s

but anyway we then meet Pacino back from war back from war looking very young very young very handsome

and also a very sort of so dude subtle performance yeah you know and he has the power

and intensity to hold the scene by doing very little and it's just so funny because then you compare that to like modern day Pacino

at like yeah oh I Hello. Hello, Dad, I'm back from war. I just, I shot Hitler. He had a great ass. You know?

I kind of forgot when I rewatched this. He's actually a war hero. I thought he's been in the war, but he's actually like... It's like a war hero, like, decorated. They kind of set it up to like, no, he does have that killer instinct. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Because that was the whole thing.

He went to college. You didn't want anything to do with the family. But then he went to war, obviously, probably killed a lot of Germans. Like, hey, I actually liked this. So, one of the requests we see in the film. is Johnny Fontaine, as he mentioned. Much like the real Frank Sinatra, he basically used the mafia to help his career.

Because Don Corleone is his actual godfather. Yeah. You know, like, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Much like the title, James. Oh, that's what that means. Yeah, nah, nah, nah. So, yeah, Johnny Fontaine's related to the Corleone's.

Yeah, he wants a producer to cast him like some World War I film. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some war movie. So they get Tom Hagan to go out. To Hollywood and meet, yeah. And, like, there's a great scene, like, I don't know what to do. And, like, Brando hits him, stop.

You can be your man. Yeah. Well, you'll turn into some of Hollywood, Funokio. He actually says the full word, Funukio. Finukio is the full word. Finucio, yeah. I never knew that. It's like F-I-N-N-O-C-H-I-O, like, you know,

basically Finuk and Pinocchio put together. Funocchio. Oh, that's good, yeah. It's done like a fucking not Funokio, yeah. And he spelt that quick as well. I did, yeah. If you were ever in a spelling contest, you know, like, spell equilibrium. Finook

Fadukio Have I ever seen That Mullenian Richard Pry Fuck me my ass It turned me in the fucking Quay away Oh

Yeah You heard that story Yeah Yeah Richard Pryor Now I didn't know I thought it was Who fucked who there

I think They say that Pryor fucked Brando But Brando Brando probably Fuck Pryor too It was probably a Back and forth

And then obviously Brando and James Dean were fucking They were all fucking back then I heard some story that Brando basically bought an island

and was like, yeah, all these natives, I'm going to fuck them. Okay. Yeah. And I just like, yeah, I'm just going to be gone for like 14 months. Yeah. And then when I come back, like, what happened to the people on the island? Yeah, they're all dead now. Bahara, Bahamas. What's it? Colonel.

Colonel Kurtz, yeah. Colonel Kurtz. But I'm exaggerating, but I did hear that like he owned an island and he just fucked load natives. Some fucking mental shit about Brando, like that whole thing with his son or was his son killed somebody? Did they?

His son killed the sister's boyfriend or something like that. I don't know, I don't know. I don't know the specifics, but, yeah, Brando has got a lot of mad stories. I haven't watched a proper Brando documentary. I don't know. I've never seen one either, yeah. And Brando's sort of, like, he's renowned for, like, you know, really, like, changing acting. Like, his sort of acting style was sort of revolutionary and things.

So it wasn't it before it was very like, it was based in the theatrical thing of like, yeah, yeah, it's very like, hello? Yeah. Hey, Johnny, what are you doing? I got Johnny Bananas. Hey, Johnny Benanis, he's going up town. I'm going up town. But he's like, he's just coming. He was very slow and being like, yeah, well, you know, you got to do what you got to do.

Yeah, yeah. And even stuff like, you know, like stop talking, like when someone take a minute to respond, kind of like, maybe like rub your face and stuff like that. Yeah, yeah. Or like he sort of interact with stuff on, like, there's a very famous thing. is on the waterfront. He, like, takes some of these glove and starts playing with it. And that wasn't scripted.

And people were like, oh, my God. Man, he's so easy to be an actor back then. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Play with a glove and they're like, oh, what? It's a genius. Yeah. Yeah. Bring Pryor in here.

Let Brando fuck him. I heard a story about, what's the other actor everyone loves? Lawrence Olivier. Yeah. Heard a story about him where, like, he was doing Hamlets. Okay.

Okay. And, you know, obviously, you know, every night, it's like, brilliant. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And people are loving it. But then one night in particular, he's doing it. And he just gets in this groove. Okay.

And something about it, people are, like, crying in the audience. Okay. They're like, this is the great. Like, people in the moment are like, we are seeing something here. Like, he is giving it all. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it ends, okay, do the little bow. He goes in the dressing room and has a proper, like, Tasmanian devil just, like, just smashing everything.

Like, he's just, like, breaking everything. Someone tries to, he, like, an assistant comes in. he like almost hits the assistant he's proper freaking out and they're like what's the problem there that was like such a great performance

he's like I know and I don't know how I did it oh wow yeah almost like it was coming from somewhere else

he was chandling we are seeing the face of God yeah yeah he was like I'll never be able to do that again I don't know what I did just then

that's insane that's how I feel every time we record this podcast that's why as soon as we hit stop I just beat the shit out of you

I don't know how I did that Asian voice so well. It's funny, if someone else walks in, they'll try to stop, like, I'm like, no, let him do it. It's his process. He's that artist. But yeah, Brando, interesting guy. But anyways, so, oh, did you have? I'm just saying, like, so

Tom Hagan goes over, tries to producer, by the way, is so good. Yeah, he's like, you're fucking Greeks, ball, Wap, Ginny, sons of bitches, go fuck yourselves. Yeah, he's talking about, so he isn't like Fontaine, because Fontaine, there was a girl that he was grooming. Yes. In every sense of the word.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. to be the next big star. Yeah, it was like, we paid for months of acting lessons, singing lessons, dancing lessons. She was the best piece of ass I've ever had. I've had them all over the world. Yeah. And then Fontaine came along and fucked her.

Fucked her. Probably got pregnant. Damaged goods. Tilled her head full of nonsense about, like, you know, you shouldn't let to produce a rape yet. But yeah, so that's why the producer's like, fucking Johnny Fontaine will never be in this movie. And I love Hagen because Hagen, he's just like,

okay, right? Right. Because Hagan doesn't get his hands dirty. Just like, okay, well, I guess. we'll just figure something out then he never gets angry he's always like well all i can do is tell my employer and we'll go from there and then the next the famous scene next day yeah wakes up with the horse's head horse's head still looks disgusting yes it's horrific looking can you but imagine seeing that like in the 70s i imagine people who are like what the fuck yeah yeah like the first time you

see that like you know it's still even in this desensitized age yeah it still doesn't look nice It's a horrific image. He just wakes up and he's like, there's blood on his hands. Because he produced her, he's used to that. He's like, oh, blood in the bed again. Which actress have I got, is the Doris Day? He pulls the cover his back. He's like, wait, that's not a woman.

That's not a child's head. It's a beautiful horse. In his head, the horse is human. Yeah. Dude is a beautiful creature, what she ever done to you. Yeah. So, great scene. But then, yeah, so Johnny Fontaine gets the movie then.

So that's kind of like the story. the t the starter like yeah but the main plot is really there's a new guy in town the turk yeah okay and he's trying to he's basically like listen uh stuff like you know the gambling and the racketeering that's old that's old fuddy dody stuff that's old media yeah this is new media we're heroin heroin baby yeah so he's got a poppy field they're producing heroin and they want the corleone's to get involved because the corleone's probably apparently have like loads of political protection

and influence yeah yeah yeah and the police as well and stuff like that yeah yeah and they're basically like listen

heroin's gonna be big no matter what it's like Blu-ray it's gotta be everywhere it's laser disc baby you can decide to get on this train or not

look videotape or beta max that's what we're talking about here and Hagan's kind of like look if we don't do it other families will do it and they'll get

more powerful than us yeah and we're basically it's a debt warrant okay yeah yeah yeah yeah but you know Don VO

he's from the old school he's kind of like look drunk's a very dirty business I don't want nothing I do with it it's for the mullinians exactly yeah he doesn't say that but I knew that's what he was thinking you know it's funny we haven't mentioned Fredo yet at all

I kind of forgot he's such a non-entity in the first song which makes it funnier yeah yeah yeah so Frado's in it Frado's only done like six films yeah he did the two godfather's dog day afternoon Deer Hunter the conversation so like

he was in five films they're all like though I think they were all nominated for Oscars yeah they're all considered the greatest films ever he's fantastic John Kazale yeah I think he died soon after but it's so funny if he was like you know Godfather 1 Godfather 2 the conversation Deer Hunter

Hubey Halloween Would you like them too Would you like them too? Yeah but he's definitely like the Connor Roye in the film yet He's the dud he's like nobody He's a joke he's a loser Yeah so the next

big scene in it is Don V-O he, in his head he's so powerful he just walk around New York yeah he won't get popped

because everyone knows who he is yeah and he had a sit-down with the Turk and it's like we want you to you know

do business with us and Corleone's like no not doing it but the Corley Don V-O isn't like we're not doing that and go fuck yourself

yeah he's not like you know he's just like you can do what you want to do we're just going to do our you know good old fashion

prostitution and racketeering and you know nobody gets hurt yeah apart from all the people we batter to death. So then he gets,

he attempted whacking. Yes. He gets shot and there's a great little scene so he's buying some fruit and Fredo was like driving him around. So the two guys come around shoot fucking Don Corleone and Frito gets out of the car

drops his gun like in a real comical fumbles and like like Jerry Lewis. Yeah, yeah. He's just like le-oh. Slips on a banana peel you know. Just like really goes up his ass he's just such a goofball you know i love as well because his dad's just on the ground bleeding

out instead of like doing anything helpful he just sits there and starts crying like papa yeah he didn't like call the cops or anything it's like jeez give him a blanket or something at least or pay for the fruit at least put his hat back on but yeah yeah it's great and at the same time Hagen's walk along and basically the rival Maffy guys are like hey get in the car this is an option

so they kind of take Hagen hostage and they're yeah they tell him it's like look we just whacked Don Corleone so just get into business with us and there'll be no more bloodshed

yeah yeah so now the family is under attack now they got Don Vio in the hospital yeah they think they killed him turns out he's alive yeah oh um oh we forgot to mention k oh yeah yeah it's uh

Michael Corleone's piece of ace played by Diane Keaton Diane Keaton yeah yeah now a lot of people don't like her in the film I think she's charming yeah a lot people think she's too too bright and breezy yeah that's the whole point you know

yeah yeah that's the whole thing they're sort of like the young lovers but it's uh the life of crime that sort of poisons the relationship and kind of like she's literally like the idea of like the perfect kind of like angel woman

where she works with children and she's nice and she's supporting a Michael and Michael can choose that or this very appealing life

of power and crime and underage tits we'll get to that okay so yeah so the family's under attack but then Michael sort of he's kind of

is the first time he starts stepping into the fold he's like maybe we should do this maybe we should do that you know and at the moment he's like a neutral yeah

Because everyone knows he's not involved with it. So that's kind of like a benefit as well for him later on when he agrees to do the meeting and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because everyone else thinks like, oh, he's just a, he's just a pussy war hero. He's not a mafia guy like me. He's not a friend of ours.

He was over there. You're shooting Nazis in the face. Oh, go ahead, honey. You shoot your little Nazis in your uniform. Oh, you're such a big tough guy. Oh, fucking Funok over here. I show children in the back. in a head like a man.

Yeah, yeah. They don't even owe me money. So Michael decides to go to the hospital. Yeah. And this is a great scene now. So fucking good. He goes there, it's basically empty.

There's, yeah, like there's no, there's no one around, no cops, no nurses, no nothing. And Michael, like, even just like, he goes to like the security desk. There's nobody there, but there's a fresh sandwich there. So it's just like, that little subtlety

is like, okay, people just all left in a hurry. Something's about to go down. And the sound design as well for that. There's like, I forget what it is. There's something on the radio

that's like, or maybe on a record. It's a record that's repeating. Obviously the record's skipping or whatever. Again, a nice little subtle things like, oh, people just left.

Again, you know, at the time, this is all fairly revolutionary and its subtlety. Now it's pretty standard. It's fine. This is all like stuff that,

as you say it was revolutionary. Now you just see on like an episode like fucking Will and Grace. Or like Cornation Street. Yeah, yeah. All this like, It's like, oh, everyone's using it now. There's a horse's head and a fair of duckworth's bed.

Oh, Jack. Oh, Fitties, don't worry about it. It'll be fine. Johnny Fontaine's not going to be in that bloody picture. I'll tell you that for now. Who enjoys this? Yeah, I just mean, like, it's so funny, but it's like, who is going to get that? The Vendigra of Cornetian Street fans

Hey, people I enjoy it, that's all that matter is like It was great Belittling my achievements That was great, yeah It's called Neging Yeah, yeah But so

Him and the nurse And there's like one random Cunch shows up with flowers Yeah, it's for the Don I am Enzo De Beka I hear to see a Don Collione Here I jizzed my bread

And make it so popular and fresh Yeah So then quick thinking now I'll tell you what Michael Corleone he's not like crying and like dropping his gun

He's a man of action He's like you know Okay this is what we gotta do We've got to move my dad From this room to the other room And then yeah He's like okay Enzo the Baker

Come out front with me And they basically is like Okay I need you just like Get rid of those flowers Pop your collar up And put your hand in your jacket Make it look like you've got a gun So even though like

Yeah so Michael knows There's going to be a hit on his dad but he's like we gotta fake it till we make it girlfriend make them think we're like tough guys with guns and stuff so they see the cargo pass see the and at the hospital like oh god you know security there and drive off and it's so tense and the sound design the music it's just perfect it's just so good it's god it's so good let's watch it again it's insane how good that film is how well made how expertly made look at the fucking dog shit that francis fort Coppola has made. Jack!

Yeah. No movie Jack? Where Robin Williams plays a four-year-old? That was Francis Ford Coppola. That is quite strange how you look at like, you know, this guy made that and that? Yeah, yeah, exactly. I've never seen Jack. No, I've never seen

it fully. It used to be on UK TV gold sometimes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think he must have bought the rights to it because it was so cheap. I heard there was one scene where they all compare Dicks. Yeah, and the joke is his is much larger. Yeah. Ho-ho. Yeah, let me show you what to do with it, boys.

And at the end of the film, it turns out it was all just a scam. That is like, the fucking, I don't know, that must be like, you know how girls watch, like, rom-coms, like, oh, maybe someday. I bet you pidos watch Jack on a rainy Sunday afternoon,

you know, in their bedrobes, like, maybe someday. Because in their head, they're like, if you have that condition, you can be taking your cock out front of children, and doctors are like, he's making friends. Don't interrupt, okay?

Yeah, yeah. Because in his mind, he thinks this is normal, and you know you're like winking but anyway okay so the scene yeah it's so good so Michael has impressed everyone yeah to get Tom Hagen back

to do a deal basically and we find out that the police chief he's in bed with the other the Tatalia family that's what he got all he managed he basically arrested or kicked out all the people protecting yeah yeah basically the police chief

sort of facilitated this hit that would have happened were it not for Michael's quick thinking and sexy ass way what yeah here's a little fun fact now so next base

the tink does a rat in the organization this guy called Polly Paulie yeah that was the driver that called in sick and that's why Fredo had to be the driver yeah yeah yeah yeah so the driver okay yeah and then they you know they bring him out in the shoot him

oh yeah and it's a very famous like the just the wide shot the car pulling up and in the way distance as the Statue of Liberty? Do you get that? No, I don't. Oh, okay. No, but I mean, do you remember

the not like... I don't remember the Statue Liberty Power. Yeah, you know, but it's so far away you can barely see it, but it's like, yeah, but yeah, so then there's the wide shot, you hear the gun shots, it's like leave the gun, take the Cadoli. Yeah, great one.

Now, here's a fun fact. I got that tattooed on my ass. You love this fact now as well. You know who's meant to play Polly? No. A young actor named Robert. De Niro. Oh, really?

Yeah, yeah. I think De Niro and Pacino were friends, aren't they? They kind of like, they came up together on the streets of New York. Yeah, they would have been acting at the same time,

both doing little indie films. Like, so Niro would have been doing like mean street, stuff like that. De Niro auditioned for Sunny. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's interesting to casting for this. So, like, didn't want Pacino.

No? Because in the book, Michael's like fucking square jaw, fucking six-pack. Yeah. He's the biggest of the family, you know? Oh, he's like, a strapping.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But they say war hero. He's like the picture of a war hero, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And like, Pacino's good looking in this film, but he's not like... He's not like physically intimidating. Yeah, yeah.

So they were kind of, they were trying to get a few guys... They were trying to get like Martin Sheen. Yeah. Jack Nicholson turned it down. He was like, I can't. I'm not Italian. Yeah, it's a good call.

Yeah. They're trying to get Orson Wells for the Don part. Oh, okay. Not for Michael. Orson, Will. is K Orson Wells is the horse

Horse and Wells Oh it was right there Idiot I suck I suck Anyway Okay so now they're like We got family's under attack here

Yeah We need to kill This fucking Mafie guy And this police chief Yeah But how are we gonna do it And Michael steps up To play it again

Yeah Big pair of brass balls Oh he sure it does Yeah Whips them out on the table And goes I'll do it Yeah, and fucking, because the police chief actually hit him

a dig in the face outside the hospital. And so his jaw is all swollen. He's like, he's not personal, sony, it's just business. But yeah, Michael's like, I'll do the hit because they won't be expecting it. Yeah, so they organize a sit down in a public place. Yeah, in a restaurant. They hide the gun in the back.

Yes. And again, there's so many scenes in this where, like, if you just stumble upon this on TV, like, I need to watch this whole scene. Yeah, no, like, yeah, it's one of those, like, it just sucks you in it's just magnetic hypnotic

you can't help watch that scene is so tense it basically roofies yeah by how good it is yes yes the train outside

like the train tracks it's so tense and you're just like oh it's great and Michael just Michael just fuck he doesn't go like he doesn't like

he doesn't like pull the gun out and be like oh to take a life oh who am I the moral implicate you know he just like

bang bang Yeah, he just does it I love how the police chief has a Is this real now The police chief gets shot in the head But he's still like twitching and stuff like that No, he gets shot in the neck In the throat first

And then the head Yeah, and then the head Yeah, I think that Probably does happen, I don't know The human brain is quite funny How like, you can get shot one way Yeah And you're like twitching

And you can get like You know, just the fact of the brain Is such a complex thing And like Yeah, where exactly the point of impact pack is makes a difference or you can get shot one way and you just forget your third birthday but your grand life yeah yeah yeah it is it's interesting uh but um you can get hit in the head and like start talking like in the different language and so i have heard things like that yeah

which how how is that possible how can you but you know what i mean like for example like so you get hit in the head and maybe like you know some like book that you read like a 20, 30 years ago you recite every word because it's sort of implanted in your subconscious but like for that to work you would have had to like

heard every word in like Chinese know what I mean? Yeah it doesn't make sense doesn't make sense at all I think that like I heard it was a girl who got a hit in the head

and started speaking French I bet she's lying lying whore tension seeking hoar yeah yeah she'd gone all the way and start doing black face as well and go I can't help it

So cly blue where he's be my mom yeah so Michael killed the two guys and then he has to go on the run kind of like go low profile in Italy for a while yeah he goes to the old country yeah yeah now why are you about this

the girl in it underage the girl he fucks in Italy what she is 16 are you serious yes oh what's her name apollonia oh I don't know think her name is apollonia okay it's apple something right apollopolis apollonia

right right so he basically buys her yeah from a sheep farmer yeah he basically goes over like, I like your daughter. Here's some gold coins. I'm marrying her now. Wait, sorry, the character is 16, not the actress. The actress is 16, James.

Oh, shit. Yes. What? And you watched it, you big, peed old. I saw those tithies. But, Your Honor, I, first time I saw Godfather, I was 14 years old. Yeah. Yeah.

So, ha-ha. Now, I wasn't 14 when I watched it on repeat 12 times, just that scene there about an hour ago. But, you know. But yeah, she is 16 in the film. And you see your tits? You do, yes.

God, the 70s, man. It was a different time, wasn't it? Oh, it was great. I don't even think, like, because American Beauty, that girl's underage as well. Yeah, but you never see her tits. You do, yeah. No, you don't.

The daughter. Oh, shit. She was underage? She's underage, yeah. It's a bit weird how I'm like. You know every single one. Every underage tit you've ever seen. But in that one, they got permission from the parents,

so it's okay That must be weird That's almost Weirder I would say It'd be weird as well If the daughter wasn't into it And the parents are like honey Come on now

You're gonna have Don't do you You're in a movie with Chris Cooper Are you really gonna throw that all away I love Chris Cooper by the way But that's just a funny thing You say that I say Yeah

So I said it She 16 when they filmed it But it's okay Because she was 17 when they released The film So Oh God that's weird Don't judge me

And does he And no one's really brought it up. That's the weird thing. Yeah, the first time I've ever heard of it and I pride myself on knowing these things. You know, this day and age as well, like, does the internet's ripe for them like the problematic history of the godfather?

Yeah, you know what? Fucking those retards are probably too fucking empty-headed to sit down and watch the godfather. They'll just be on their phone the whole time. You hear that, you culturalist dogs, swine. I have to say now, they're not even nice tits. okay they're not

they're not like fully developed you can tell like is they're not like just come on see something oh no

I'm just I'm interested to see okay no yeah I remember yeah even as a young guy thinking they were

a bit small or something yeah they're a small just like small they're just like I'm growing

properly itty bitty titty committee yeah yeah so I'm fucking like and just he like

I don't know we there is footage of Alpachino kissing a topless 16 year old. But because it's in a narrative film it's grand.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what's so funny is like it's considered the greatest film of all time. Imagine that was the only reason why.

It's like, oh yeah, the rest of it shit, a horse head in a bed, that's dumb. James Kahn can't act worth a fuck. You've got that

fat Clemenza cunt sweating over everything. But those 16 year old tits, now that's art, my friend. Yeah, that's wild now.

I never knew she was 16. Yeah. Did she go on to bigger and better things? No, nothing. Not at all. I think she became a real estate agent or something. Wow. A lot of hot girls, if you look up their story,

it is all like real estate. Yeah. You know who else does real estate now? In Sopranos, the one who was dating Ralph, who loved playing practical jokes. Vanessa. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. She did like three other films than just does real estate. Wow. Must be weird, like, buying a house off her, and you're like, I've seen your tape. and your ass and I've saw Gandalfini fuck you

yeah and you loved it didn't you your whore it's like yes I will buy the house but yeah

yeah so Michael kind of like lives in Italy I forget how long he is in Italy but he's like at least a year I think it's a year

to 18 months something like that yeah yeah he's settled he's feeling happy but somehow I kind of forget how or why

only they explain it they find him yeah so his friend over there whoever the friend is that he was farming with basically sets them up and they plant a car bomb and his 16 year old bride's tits get all burnt

up in the car bomb yeah yeah yeah yeah uh she gets blown up great explosion yes yeah nice it's good nice explosion got me got me all good and hard there hot and bothered yeah and then Pacino goes back to America but just before he gets back sunny oh fuck we forgot

the whole subplot where like the guy's beating the shit of his sister so the wedding at the start of the movie that's the daughter Connie her husband Carlo is beating the living shit out of her there's that once he's like come here you guinea bitch and he batters her and then like

there's that great scene where James can like he sees his sister all battered and bruised he's like that motherfucker and he finds him and beats the shit out of him in the street in the street yeah and I love it's a very long scene him just like it's like he is kicking him for a while kind of like and then he starts go back to kicking him gets a trash can starts batter him it's very real very visceral yeah i was

watching thinking like did did that james can just have fun and batter an extra like batter an actor yeah maybe you know what i always what always sticks with me is that scene that when they're eating chinese food just before michael goes and does the hit james can he's walking around he's got the he's got the wife beater vest on with the suspenders and the high waist trousers he's got the broad shoulders and i always remember thinking god that's what a real man looks like there i tell you he could oh he could teach you a few things you know have his wicked way with you but a very masculine energy energy james can hasn't really done like he didn't really have a i mean he had a good career like he's working actor for years but powerful like misery there was no other like big

film he was in that like he's a raise eraser with arnold swogenegro you ever see that no i have awesome that's what i mean like it's not like he didn't have the same career as like duval pacino well really what a duval ever do after godfather duval did a bit more like he did like some you know like lynch and sixty seconds exactly yeah yeah yeah i'd say can had a pretty similar to deval if you look up can's career a lot of it is um tv movies or like you know he was in That's My Boy with Adam Sandler and Andy Sandberg

Isn't it? Yeah I take it all back man. He plays a priest who like Rips his collar off and beats the shit out of Andy Samburg

And like you see him in the wife beater again Oh yeah Pretty awesome I'm vanilla ice In that movie as well That movie is hilarious It's got like

Incest and statutory rape in it Yeah It's so funny But it's awesome though Like it's fun Hey what's you matter Guy

Come on I've got statutory Oh, we raped by my teacher. Tell you what, Sandler, he got just at the, just at the end of, like, when you could have, like, a hundred,

a movie like that that costs, like, 80 million to make. Yeah. And it would barely make a profit and no one cared. So, like, you have more money.

Everyone's like, we love what you do, Sandman. No one likes it. Yeah. And he gets money for it, like. Yeah.

And now he's gone to Netflix where he and just, like, do I want to know what he cares like. It's great because, like, for about 20 years, I was like, out of seller sucks. Fuck him.

He's a piece. shit, but now it's kind of like, it's been going so long, everyone's just like, yeah, well, you, you keep going, Sandman. He's got a new movie coming out, I'm kind of interested to watch. It's a basketball movie. Okay. And they've got some real

basketball players in it. It's about... Is it a comedy? It's a comedy drama, yeah. The interesting thing, okay, is the script is written, it's him going to China finding a Chinese kid, not kid, but like a Chinese, you know, young adults. Right. And being like, you got talent and brings him to America.

And I assume they win the big basketball Super Bowl. So it's like that movie, white men can't chomp except it's other color men can't jump. Well, here's the interesting. Netflix were basically like, listen, we don't even want to touch that. Just set it in Greece. Oh, because China. Yeah, we're not going near the hot Chinese potato right now. Good call.

Good call. Yeah, yeah. Just Greek, you know, the Greeks who gives a fuck. Yeah. So now the film, like, he finds a Greek kid brings him to America and they will. when probably he's really good at basketball and Sandler probably does some wacky stuff I like how we talked about the Godfather

we brought it to Adam Sandler It's like very similar in their way I'm surprised there hasn't been They did a joke They made the joke in Louis about it But you know Godfather 4 No it was a remake of the Godfather No I talked to even Godfather 4

In Louis Yeah It was a remake of the Godfather with Matthew Broderick In it Okay right well then I'm surprised I haven't done Godfather 4 Yeah Especially fucking Coppola

The only reason he made trees because he was broke he's really bad at money family are terrible with money Nicholas Cage is the same Nicholas Cage he's buying like Action Comics number one he's buying like the most expensive

Superman comic ever and be like why have I got no money I've been divorced five times I keep buying comic books All right Ghost Rider 3 it is Yeah he buys like dinosaur skulls and then like Yeah but it's I bet his gaff is

fucking awesome though That gaff is pimped out to the max yeah you're his nerdy accountant like oh nicholas please we can't afford you need another full dinosaur nicholas yeah yeah that's awesome dude uh but anyway look back to godfathers yeah so james can't beats the shit out of yeah uh the dude who's abusing his sister then we have the toll boot scene yes what a yeah fucking what uh they're really having fun with the squibs on that day wasn't it it is like it's got to be the most horrific person getting getting shot it's up there with bonnie and Clyde i'm not sure i think bonny and clyde came

first yeah bonny clyde was 67 yeah that was b e and uh fade don't know yeah yeah this is 72 they had a contract in that they're like please don't fuck her warren please yeah he was pretty renowned like to be in hollywood in the six days that people are like jesus that guy fucks a lot about you know what i just talk about this now

he was the pete davison of the day yes and it's kind of shows like the way so the ladies man back then was a Warren Beatty type you know, good looking guy yeah, you know handsome, charismatic yeah, yeah, yeah.

And the Warren Beatty now skinny, mental health issues tattoos, different color hair every week, you know? Probably cries in the bathroom a lot yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and they love it. Still lives with his mom.

Yeah, he lives with his mom. And that's what they're like now. Yeah. The Kardashians are just loving it like. Yeah. Yeah. God, I mean, respect to Pete Davidson.

He is just crushing it when it comes to the pussy life. I would honestly, okay, if I, if, like, let's say the devil comes to me, he's like, look, if you die in a horrific accident, your son is going to get that much pussy, I would happily die.

You don't have a son? No, I'm talking about in the future life. Oh, okay. I would happily do it. If it, if it meant, like, if I didn't die in, like, the next 9-11, yeah, to get my son to that level, I would. Okay.

Because that's the kind of life that, like, I want my son to have So Pete Davidson really should be thanking Saudi Arabia and the massage shouldn't he It's like you guys made it all happen Thank you thank you so much But anyway The Godfather so Sony gets killed

Yeah So Bonnie and Clyde I meant to say it as well Oh yeah Bonnie is great movie Never seen it actually I was surprised by how good it is Yeah Yeah and

Great Gene Hackman's in it A young Gene Hackman Oh excellent I think Willie Wonka's in it as well Gene Wilder Wilder? Wilder

All the genes Yeah Gene Wilder Gene Hackman Gene Therapy it's all there So yeah Sonny gets killed

Yeah Who gives a fucky He's just like Literally about Was it like Five or six Different guys With Tommy machine

Tommy guns Yeah They just fucking drill this motherfucker He is just He's leaking Like a sieve

After it He's just Bullet holes And blood Ever It's an amazing scene Very powerful

Visceral gets you hard if you're not hard watching that you're a buff the end of if you're not hard holding a gun

beating some guinea bitch with your belt but anyway yeah so Michael comes back so Michael comes back and like the family now like we got to sit down

we gotta work this out yeah yeah so Don VO is basically like sit down like listen your son got whacked my son got whacked you know tomato

let's call the whole thing off that's why pencils of erasers exactly yeah let's just you know settling now we'll do

we'll deal coke but not around schools we'll settle to the black people yeah you know we'll ruin their lives everyone's happy

yeah it's almost like we're doing a public service you know I can I can sleep at night I don't he want the money yeah just pictures

of their mothers at the funeral that's all I want to destroy black lives for generations yes yeah

that's what the Italians do yeah so do they do they i can't remember do they use uh slurs oh yes yes they do james you'd be surprised to learn some of them just out of nowhere yeah yeah there's one scene we're sitting down at dinner and one of them just like you know because they're animals yeah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha man you're fucking boop over here you're not gonna give me the gaba goal yeah so uh they sit down and basically what happens next is

Michael assumes power. Yes, because Sonny's dead and, you know, what's his name? Is the Consigliary? Tom Hagan? Tom Hagan. No, he sends Tom Hagan off. Oh, yeah, what was that? Basically, he sends Tom Hagan off to Vegas.

I'm not exactly sure why. I think it's... Fredo goes to Vegas. He sends Tom off as well. Oh, yeah. It was, yeah, no, sorry, they sent Frado to Vegas before Michael came back even, yeah, yeah, yeah. So Frato's out there just banging hoars. Yeah, exactly, yeah, yeah.

legend. Frano is the Pete Davidson, really. He's out there in Vegas, banging horses, but he's so mentally ill, he can't take over the family. He's such a freak, you know? Yeah. He rats out Lorne Michaels. I know it was so, Pete. I know you broke my heart. You really did. Yes. Yeah. Again, another very niche Venn diagram reference there. Yeah. I hope. Adam Talon's still listening. He'll like that one. He's not listening. He's probably dead. He's off being Pete Davidson. So

what happens next? I kind of like, so him and him and Kay get married. Yeah, Michael comes back. It's like, yeah, I was banging a child, but she got blown up, so I guess I'll fuck you again. I like how he just shows up like, I'm back. Michael, what,

I can't take you back now. Yes, you will. Then married. I'm back. Touch it. And they're just like, and you're also pregnant now as well with my baby. It just happened there now.

That's how good I am, baby. I've learned a couple of things over there in the old country. And then there's this is great line here. This would make you think now. Yeah. She says, Michael, senators and presidents don't have people killed.

And he's like, now who's being naive? Right there. Yeah. Yeah. Right there. you couldn't write that today oh no they put you in jail

you'd be killed I tell you what else I heard if voting changed anything it'd be illegal boom you ever hear that yeah who said that I have some

some finukio some mal funokio yeah yeah I think maybe Orwell or some punch yeah I thought it was like was it not like Thomas Jefferson or somebody like that

Tom Petty Tom Petty yeah if voting change anything it'd be illegal so true so true that's why Russell Brand was right

I'm not voting with my little cocky walk it makes Mr. Winky go right down oh you know we never talked about that I thought

that I thought is interesting I showed you rebrand yeah so rebrand they tried a new channel back in the early 2000s call

I think it was like Channel X yes and they really tried they put a lot money into it they had a Michelin Webb

show on it okay it's quite good the Michelin Webb sketch I think it was called it was before Mitchell and Webb

look oh okay yeah it's a very cheap looking sketches but they're funny okay yeah yeah yeah

but for Russell Brand they're basically this is back when he was like known for like radio stuff yeah yeah yeah they're basically like

hey look we're gonna give you a camera you have six six half hour episodes do what you want but you have no budget no budget at all yeah

so they were like it'll be like it'll be called rebrand each time Russell does something out of his comfort zone

yeah so I think uh Then he, like, suck off a homeless man or something Yeah, that was his first idea. Yeah, yeah. They were like, what do you want to go on a roller coaster? Try tapas.

Yeah, yeah. Maybe go to Kent. I've no idea. Let me rape a hoe there, that piece Bambole. So the first episode was he fights his dad. He's a boxing match with his dad. And he's like, you know, this will help me get demons out and stuff. Who wins?

I think he does. Good, good. Him and his dad has a weird relate. I think he mentioned it before. Like, his dad took him to Thailand and then lost virginity together. Yeah, what age was he? I think just 16 or 17. Okay.

The age of Apollonia. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So there's a, I'm just picturing now, like, Al Pacino takes off Russell Brand's shirt. Oh, you dirty beggar. Yeah. So, the first episode was called Dad Fight. Right. Second episode was called Nazi boy.

Yeah, he hangs out with, like, a right-wing Nazi boy. Yeah. And that was back in the early 2000. where you have a show where it's like I'm just going to hang out with a Nazi and it was just like fun it was a goof like yeah

they're just doing it for a goof it's not like a oh platforming hate that's what Louis Dewey Thru like that's his whole early career is like oh here's a freak and another one yeah yeah

and the same with this he was like oh so you really don't like the Jews and he's like yes that's mental he's like the bloody listens oh you're crazy man so the next one one, it's actually a two-partter called

Homeless Jeremy Yeah I mean that's where he just lives a homeless guy Or he brings the homeless guy To live with him And they get in the bat together Yeah

Do you wink them off or something? I think he just lives in a little wank Yeah Yeah That's how you help the home You know these fucking like You know Fake liberals

With their soup kitchens You were posts about Like we should help homeless People in the housing crisis And what are doing over there With the What's that place in Dublin They're all protesting

and landlords I don't know Is this still Oregon or something like that? Yeah, yeah whatever

Yeah How many of them will actually get down their knees and wank off a tramp You You show them how it's done

Next one was called My Old Tart Who is that That's where he like bangs an old lady Oh nice Yeah Yeah

Yeah Anyway Yeah so the next one Then was called Eddie rides again That's where he meets A crippled guy And just like

You're crippled Oh Your legs are bloody spastic And then finally last episode Wanky Wank That's the one where he wanks off A homosexual in a toilet

I'm examining my sexuality Right Right right right Anyway look We're talking about the Godfather here What are you doing Bringing up Russell Brand Ugh

Because I know we're near the end Yeah I don't want it to end No I'm having too much fun We could do another one Yeah We'll do another episode

About the Godfather Yeah Yeah yeah yeah Not Godfather too No no fuck that So Michael becomes the more rootless Godfather almost

Because you know Don Vio's like He's like mellow in his age He doesn't want to rock the board Yeah exactly He likes things how they are Let's just keep it going There's no need for bloodshed

But Michael's like We've got to go to the mattresses on this one Yeah yeah Yeah Should we just go to Vito's death then Oh yeah yeah He dies in the Playing with his grandson

Like It's kind of like a little orchard or something They're growing oranges or whatever plus the oranges mouth yeah you know it goes scares the kid um what do you think about that scene it's a nice way to go isn't it is yeah

I mean you're with your grandson and he's just sort of run when I was uh like when I was really young first time I saw it I thought I didn't realize it was water I thought it was like some kind of pesticide or something they were spraying I was like that little I thought it was like the grandson killed

Corleone by spraying like pesticides in his face. So then they have the famous christening scene where the kind of duality life and death. It's like juxtaposed while he's becoming

the godfather to Connie's baby. There's like a five hits being carried out all at once. Yes. Of like the heads of the other five families is it? Just people involved they just want rid of. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so it's like, do you renounce Satan?

Yes, I do. and then yeah the moor green special mogrine special yeah one through the eye once wearing his glasses on the massage table

looks great yeah amazing incredibly cinematic then there's in the revolving doors he like locks the revolving door and your man gets shot in it yeah

fat clemendo with a shotgun into the elevator it's just so fucking it's beautiful it really is yeah it actually is beautiful it is actually beautiful it's like this sort of poetry in motion

it's just Incredible imagery. Yeah. Yeah. I'm such a little fucking cock for this movie. No,

we're getting passionate of you. But it's great. It's good though because normally you're like that shit. Your shit. Yeah.

Everyone hears shit. And remember that. Yeah, you're right. It's probably making people uncomfortable to hear me go, I just love this.

This is great. Cinematic poetry. Yeah. Oh, God. Did I say, oh, I mean, it's actually gay. Fucking gay.

So next then It's everything's wrapped up A neat little package but still the issue of the rat The rat. There was a rat involved there somewhere, okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was the abusive husband. Yeah, it was him but also the other guy

The kind of the tall lurch-looking motherfucker. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was his name again? Not Clemenza, but... Oh, fuck. Sir... Spur... Who gives it for a football?

Whatever. Yeah, it's an old movie. movie no one's watched Wappy Gabagoo Yeah Yeah yeah So then they kill him As well first they think

He's just banished from the family Yes And then they do the classic Like you know Pop up and like choke him With the piano wire Yeah The piano wire from the back of the car

And he's struggling And he actually puts his foot Like his legs through the windshield Yeah Yeah Again just like so fucking Visceral and like really like Oh

Very gritty imagery But it just works so well And those Maffy guys They know That's a terrible way to go that they didn't just pop in the back of the head they wanted them to feel to suffer like yeah yeah yeah yeah

so in the final scene then is like Michael he's with Kay and she's like yeah is it true Michael because Connie's like you killed Carlo you killed my husband and my Kay's like is it true Michael

yeah don't ask me about my business Kay yeah and then the door closes yeah to represent the the barrier between them in their marriage yeah and then like you see the the dude like kissing

his hands like Godfather and then the closing of the door now now there's two ends the same there's two end

the closing door does it I think it does I think there's some okay or maybe it doesn't no two ends are him looking sad

yeah he's just kind of sitting out there looking sad yeah it's like a close up on his face yeah yeah I've ruined that there

sorry I've ruined the old episode but yeah you know what I was going to watch two directly after but I watched one I was like

I need time to digest this yeah yeah it is it's just let it ruminate and sort of ferment in your brain

yeah yeah it's like two two is a lot what is two like four hours long or something or three and a half

two is very long and also it's a lot of real world references and political stuff like the whole Cuba thing like again

like that was so fucking like because it came out like in the 70s so the whole Cuban missile crisis was only like a decade previous still very fresh in people's minds but like we have no real context for what that was

like when I first watched it I had no idea what the hell was going on with all that stuff I thought it was like a fiction I honestly thought it just must be some kind of fictional uprising they had yeah yeah it is it's very dense

and sort of it expects a lot from the viewer also there's a lot of stuff in the second one that like people would have watched it like 20 times they're like how did Michael know this

what story here like very dense very dense so I will watch that but cut me some slack okay no no no I'm trying to watch Russell Brand

wank off a tramp did that happen in the second one yeah no that was the third one that's what Frado was doing yeah I remember in the donkey show scene

how much of that do we see oh not a lot not a lot Oh pussy Yeah Was there a donkey show Was a donkey show in the second one Yeah

And then who is the guy With the big cock And they call him The hammer or something He's part of the donkey show Okay It's all one big show It's all one fantastic show

Yeah Yeah yeah I didn't realize donkey shows I thought it was like a joke Kind of thing No it's still going Yeah Even like you know

Even during lockdown We're still going Yeah Mark Norman He saw one He was on rogue in there Talking about I was like

Yeah The worst thing I ever seen freak me out, man. I listened to that one as well, the, the fort. Horrible. Norman,

Ari, Shane. Shane Gillis. All guys I love. Yeah. And then Joe. Joe is, I didn't maybe, maybe I'm seeing the prince is what,

you know, the prince, you know, the emperor's new clothes, that kind of thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Has Rogan always been that autistic or has he got worse?

I think he's gotten worse because when you... He's very autistic, isn't he? He's just like... I'm not even being mean. I think there's clear, visible signs of autism.

Okay. like he's on the spectrum like yeah the only thing it's like because we associate autism with like

Star Wars and like bionical and like you know Bay Blades and you know I don't think anybody does

Lego and Savanian families like that okay but like Rogan's a big fucking Italian meathead who likes UFC

and Gulf of Tonkin yeah people don't associate that with autism but it does have those traits well it's just like he never seems

to realize when people are making jokes and like so you're in there with like mark norman shane gillis ari shafir especially mark normand you know but the other two as well they're all just cracking jokes constantly just like riffing and like yeah so like normand goes uh hey this guy he looks great he's uh 75 years old obviously a joke yeah and rogan's like i don't think he's that old no no look that up jamie how old you know he just never seems to be like exactly oh that's a joke he's just like a no that's not you're

you just said something wrong there that's factually inaccurate it's like no it was a joke I was making a joke he just never either never seems to realize it or intentionally like just like you know ignores it

because he doesn't want anybody to be funnier than him and there was fewer times as well where like someone would make like an obvious joke or like oh Joe Rogan's fat or something like that and he'd be like

I'm not I'm actually not fat check my body mass index yeah yeah Jamie pull up the body mass index chart there is like, no, it was a joke. The joke is that you're not fat. Yeah, like you're, yeah. Because we're afraid to say anything else. So the only kind of jokes you can make

is like, oh, you're poor. Yeah. I'm actually not poor. I actually have so much money. Look at my bank of God, look at that. You've got nothing, you pleb. Yeah. But there was definitely an air of like, there was just attention in the room where they were all like even, they were all even holding back

and trying to like not step over jokes, punchlines or like talk over them. you know what i mean they're all like it was basically afraid they were afraid of like oh don't piss off daddy yeah you know man a few times were like uh and actually i can relate to this now where i feel like rogan just felt left out so he on purpose brought up something that would ruin the conversation yeah remember a bit where he was like yeah yeah yeah yeah as well i had a friend did that he he committed suicide yes yeah yeah yeah and they were like what yeah oh that's bad and anyway yeah yeah yeah

but then he doesn't even be like you know oh yeah he was a good friend and all there he's like yeah kill himself make a joke about that oh okay yeah rogan also like because I've heard he's a good conversationist I think one on one one when it's not a comedian

yeah because when it's a comedian it just sort of illuminates how not funny he is and yeah when he's in the room with like three well two really good comedians and then I'm interested to who you think is I think I think Norman is the best out of the three

No, I disagree. And then I think Gillis is second. I think it's a tasting. I prefer longer stuff like Gillis. Gillis isn't really that long for him though. His stand-up, well, like he, it's not just like joke joke like a No, okay, well whatever, whatever

I love Gillis as well. We like them all apart from the Jew. And I'd well, Shafir's all right, but I'm not like you know, I wouldn't, you didn't blow me away. I'd much prefer the other two, but he's still very funny and he talks shit and has fun. Rogan is just like,

it doesn't seem to have a comedic sensibility in his body. Like when he's sitting there talking to fucking like Jordan Peterson, it works because it's just like a, you know,

pseudo intellectual conversation. It's, you know, that's within his comfort zone. But when he's there with like other funny people, he sucks. That's why he's good when he's with Bert Kreischer

and Tom Segura because they're shite as well. Wow. I'm not saying that now. This is going to have to be Patreon But Sigura's all right Burr pressure sucks I don't think he does

I think I think you know what I think this is the case now You got just let go You've got all this like What have I got Yeah I think you have preconceived notions When it comes to Bert Because he's with the shirt off

And the drinking and the you know the party I don't care about the drinking And any of that Okay the shirt off does annoy me Yeah But if his jokes were good I'd get over that He sucks Brian

You can't say he's good I've watched two of his specials, and I didn't hate them. I'll say that. I'll say that. I think there's a fun energy with him. Yeah, because you just want to be, Burke Chrysher. You want to be, you want to be a fat, hairy, alcoholic party animal. You want to be Van Wilder with a big beer belly and cirrhosis of the liver.

That's what you want. See, that's so funny. I show up to a gig with my shirt off, being like, ooh. You like, drink half a beer and have to lie down. Oh, I don't feel well. I'm going to lie I'm going to have a sleep like Brian

the show is happening don't sleep on stage Brian no just leave me alone make demo shut up he's too loud

in Australian but no I say I do like I like both I like cigar and but anyway that episode

with the Rogan was painful yeah I think that was the worst I've ever seen him like I've seen him be like that with other comedians like he's just like he doesn't pick up on the joke or he gets kind of annoyed that someone's being funnier with them

that was like I haven't watched the full I got like halfway through it and I probably will watch the rest of it just as a form of torture but yeah it was painful well no it is the nine thing is it's it's so much fun apart from that it's just fun to hear the guys you know joke about and stuff yeah um I notice with Rogan as well

he's kind of got a bit like Ricky Jervais Ricky Jervais is like he has like set things they can talk about and he always kind of like any conversation tries to bring it back to like animal cruelty or atheism or like

it's offensive how is that offensive you take offense you do not give us him or like this is how many BAFTAs I've won he kind of like always tries to lead it down that way in a comfortable space for him

I think Rogan's kind of like that as well where it's always just like no matter what you talk about you can bring it act like legalizing weed or but like out of the four like you know um Jesus he really was not liking Mark Norman in that episode

he was being really like oh okay fine yeah whatever like he like really like just throw on cold water on anything Norman said yeah I think you could tell there was a tension there was a real tension I've heard like uh fucking Big J say that sometimes where he'll do like

Rogan afterwards he's like does Rogan like me yeah Yeah, yeah. There's a few people like that in the scene I have... But I don't even need to ask. The answer is, no, they do not like me. But anyway, yeah. At least D'amo will always be nice to me.

Yeah. Because he doesn't know any other way. He's just a nice guy. That's his downfall, really, isn't it? He's just a really nice guy who's also a very funny comedian. Makes me sick. Sick to my bloody stomach. Look, you want to do that shit.

be talented and likable to fuck off back to Ausseland you kiwi kangaroo I love Dame O'clock This is like just the example here The guy was nice to you

You're like Well if you fucking cunt I'll kill him I'll kill his family Yeah People are mean to you You're like How can I win them over?

Yeah it's so true But people are nice to me And like Ugh Get off me freak Yeah What do you think Rogan's doing

In like 20 years from now Oh he's definitely just retired probably does a stand-up special every few years so you don't think

it's like he becomes like real self-righteous political or I don't know to be honest I mean they really are

gunning for him like on the left like you know I could see him like become like some kind of governor or Texas yeah you're right

I mean Schwarzenegger did it you're right yeah genuinely that's very like people are like saying that Dwayne the Rock Johnson

is going to be the next president and you know what it's not even beyond the realm of possibility anymore like Maybe not the next president, but like in 10 years' time or something.

Geez, the next election could literally be like Kamala versus Trump. Jesus, that'd be great. What a line. Trump wins again. He could, though. I honestly do think they'll have some, like, I've heard some people say this half joking, but also half not. They're like, they might literally just be like, we're not having an election. Really?

It's too dangerous. Wow. Yeah. We gave you a chance to vote, and you made a big mess of it, didn't you? they said no election this year man that's crazy I'm talking there's corn pop out there he shit himself in the Vatican yeah biting poopie pants was trending on Twitter you know what's funny because that's kind of stuff that you're like

oh Republicans probably just made that up and then like the people talking about are like on the left as well like they're all just like yeah you couldn't you couldn't ignore it it was it was a lot the pope died that's the most I've ever heard the pope swear

in person oh my fucking god this fucking afunukio shit I love on my floor and get the fuck out of here you fucking disgraccio disgracito

oh putta we'll do Godfather too with some stage I just need a bit of time we do tend to abandon things remember we were going to do an episode per every season of love hate

you're sad I have all the notes for that we could do that yeah that's very sad in an old notebook like you know what it's in a notebook that I buried yeah like a dog yeah yeah the time capsule yeah so generations from now they can open up be like fran fucks fat girl dressed as navvy I don't need you my old pal yeah he's great I wish I would see like Fran Peter Coonan yeah great he's so good why isn't he he too being succession or something Oh, right there, Logan, me old pal.

He's fucking having a lot with you. Yeah, Logan's like, I'm going to bring in some heavies. Logan marries, Fran. All right, Logan. Let me nash you off there. Man, I had big plan. Actually, that's a great idea, James. Because I actually wrote season six.

What? I wrote season six of succession. Season six of succession. I'm sorry, I love hate. You wrote an entire season? Yeah, in a manic episode I made notes for seasons What did we did up to like season three?

I think so So I did notes for season four and five And I plotted out a six episode Season six Wow, oh we got to do this Of succession, basically No fire it, stop saying success Oh yeah, yeah yeah yeah

I just love succession so much Yeah, yeah It's basically no spoil It's El Camino but Fran Perfect, love it Love it Fran's he breaks out of prison he's on the loose and he's still got to yoke up his arse

yeah he's sitting on a donut ring oh yeah that's his secret weapon sometimes I've got the bound to pick with you Nidji so yeah we'll do that we'll do that next that's great yeah yeah it's all scripted oh Jesus we should we should bring this to RTE like get them all out of retirement you're wasting your time on kin

yeah we need to watch kin as well Jesus the no fellow in work he will not shut up kin. Really? But it's so annoying because he's always like oh, Brian

I won't say it but the bit where he's like I won't say it but I'll tell you know the bit where he does

the tick oh Brian can't even control myself yeah yeah yeah he's so into it like he's like

a little girl like you don't actually work here anymore Stephen you lost your job because you were busy watching

game oh I found out as well before we end apparently won the lads people been talking about

the Christmas party for a while last year's Christmas party and work apparently one that took his cock out and spun it around

like the helicopter the meat spin yeah but like they didn't even mention that that's like an after talk they're like oh yeah and also like in front of the ladies

yeah yeah did they all love it they loved it yeah kind of like your glasses they were grabbing for it let me touch it no they loved it like they're from the north

oh well then it's part and parcel it's quite funny like you know if you do that in the south you know you're arrested basically in the north

they give you a prize you got a blue peter badge yeah let's end it there yeah all right we spin their wheels there thank you so next week season six of love hate yes looking forward to that good luck