Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 138 : Chelsea Bernard Manning

Episode Date: December 6, 2021

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If you got the money Even if you don't got the money Get a loan, okay Fly in first class Okay Fly, even if you can't afford it Fly in first class That sounds like very bad advice

Because then you'll get in the first class mentality Yeah, okay And then when you go back to Shit class Okay Yeah You'd be like, I don't like this anymore.

Yeah. I need to use my brain and intellectualize and think of some way, some business, some way to get back to first class. So it's motivation. Okay. Wow. Wow. Okay. He was homeless for three years, Steve Harvey. Is that right?

Yeah. Yeah. I think he worked. He was like a carpet cleaner, a postman. He was those of shit jobs, okay? And he was like, fuck this. he wanted to stand up and he's lived in his car

for three years and did stand up so that's what we should do live in our cars together car one car yeah that'd be funny

wouldn't it that would be funny and not depressing yeah yeah yeah because maybe the first night you'd be like oh look we're on the road

here yeah we're off the grid yeah and it's like I actually quite like the grid I miss the grid

you could shower in the grid yeah yeah well he would shower he'd go to like look rest stops you know yeah yeah yeah place where the truckers get sucked off you'd go there I don't think I'd do well as a homeless person yeah I'm very much used to my yeah

my utilities yeah yeah yeah yeah anyway well what do you want to talk with this episode what do you go yeah yeah yeah what do you got we see how much energy you got yeah yeah we we watched a bit late late show downstairs we did the toy show now a horrific grotesque affair that is just unbearable I don't know how people watch it I just

admit I cringe so hard like it's just it's not like the office where you know it's not real it is real it's happening he's like making shit jokes to a four year old

with cancer and gets you know passive aggressive when the kid doesn't laugh because he's so coked off his mind it's unbearable I don't understand how like a young child

who's like growing up watching like TikTok and hardcore pornography can like because that's what all children are watching now well no they do you know what's weird

apparently because I've got a mate of mine all right I've got a bud you got a cool friend ears who knows the porn habits of children I've got a cool friend

who like hangs out with kids a lot yeah it talks about porn no his girlfriend is a teacher okay so I get to skinny on all the kids all right you got your finger on the pole Yeah, he's giving you all the gossip, you know. I'm like, oh, who kissed Terry?

Oh, Sally's kissing all the boys. What a whore. Oh, she probably got an abortion this summer. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm like, she was out for like a week because of COVID. I'm like, not COVID, abortion. That's what she's doing. Big slut.

So you're made. Yeah, yeah. And what was it talking about? Kids watching Ports Oh yeah, yeah He said that like They constantly have to send out messages To like the parents being like

Please don't let your kids watch You know such and such like Let's say like one week All the kids were talking with Squid Game Yes And they were like Maybe you shouldn't let your kids watch Squid Game

Oh, oh really? Yeah, yeah They have to tell the parents sometimes Maybe you shouldn't let your kids watch True Detective Season 2 Season 1 or nothing You know what I mean Yeah 100%

All the kids are doing long monologues. I mean, Vince Fawn was just incredibly miscast there. Wait, now is this secondary school or primary school? Whoa, hey now. They're all playing squid game.

Yeah, yeah. You know what that means, yeah. Shoggy biscuit. Yeah. Yeah, but yeah. And then do the parents be like, don't tell me how to raise my child? Exactly, yeah, yeah. But he's saying, like, the kids, like, they know what to do, because the kids all have

phones now and they're watching hardcore pornography while they're teaching about St. Bridgett you know making a St. Bridget's cross

yeah, yeah, yeah. I could never do those by the way were you ever good at I was actually yeah that was like the one

thing of school I was good at and I was like can we make one again today? It's Christmas Brian you try to make one

for Passover and they're like get out of here yeah with your dark magic your dark Woody Allen magic Why did we do that though Make crosses out of rushes

Like you know We have crosses You just buy one in a shop Why you're making me feel like a retard For not being able to fold a bunch of Like fucking Just grass basically Take this flimsy shitty grass

And fold it and do origami with it And then everyone bullies me Because I suck at it Your child is like Oh he can't make a swat on, put them on pills. Give them the ADHD. I probably would have benefited greatly

from being put on pills as a child. Too late now? It's funny because nowadays, though, it's like, they're putting kids on pills. They're too, too early, you know? You go driving them mad. It's like, what about all the kids in Ireland who, like, definitely should have been medicated?

Yeah, but weren't. But warrant? And they're like, ah, sure, that's just how he is. Ah, sure, he's just a character, you know? Yeah. He flashes his cock at women. on the bus because, you know, he's, I'm sure he's a bit of a, he's a bit of a mad lad, you know? He walks around town playing with his pocket.

Yeah. You know what I mean? So, yeah, we've lots stuff to talk about. Oh, okay. Not really, no. I tell you, I want to talk with Chelsea Manning at some stage. Chelsea Manning? Yeah.

Okay. You know, the trans lady who leaked the stuff about the Iraq War? Oh, yeah, the WikiLeaks. Yeah, because I told you I was, I was getting into like Oliver Stone. Yeah. I was looking up Snowden I looked up her

It's crazy There's no Chelsea Manning movie Because you think That would be catnip Wouldn't you Yeah Yeah yeah Well I don't know

I think Because they really Like Psychologically Brutely Tortured her Like She tried to kill herself

Like twice Yeah Yeah It was like Solitarian confinement They wouldn't let her sleep Lash a cup of piss In her face

Every half hour You know They make her watch Like What's the No no No no Is it's heavy metal

They make him watch Oh what I think don't they make them listen to like fucking Slipknot and shit Oh right They like they blast heavy metal music Yeah in Guantanamo Bay Yeah they make them like

Listen to like the black album and shit like that It's a good album Yeah Yeah yeah But the Muslims hate it Yeah Yeah Please put on Master of Puppets

Much better album Cliff Burton was a fantastic bass Jason I'm getting really in the weeds They're with my Metallica knowledge So I thought we could maybe go through Chelsea Matt Because this should be, okay, look, you get

what's, what's, what's, what's, uh, Elliot Page? Yeah. Yeah. To play Chelsea Manning, that's a slam dunk right there. I can see that. Yeah. So I thought maybe you could talk a little bit of Chelsea Manning,

go through the history. Because she like, people talk about like, oh, such and such tweeted something. How brave. Yeah, yeah. She literally risked debt. So, she, did she legally could have got the injection.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. that big black man who talked to a mouse well they electrocuted him

yeah yeah yeah yeah you could electrocuted Chelsea Manning and Tom Hanks would be there sad crying yeah yeah yeah so what do you know about Chelsea Manning well I mean it's risky even kind of like you know how you talk about

Kail and Jenner and you know yeah okay dead name me blah blah blah but on this show they know we're cool yeah sure anyway but like yeah What was she back then?

Like, what was her... I forget, though. Oh, whatever. It doesn't matter. Bruce. Yeah, Bruce. Bernard Manning. Hello!

Oh, you fucking dirty bastard. Oh, they're out of killing raggedged left. I'm gonna bloody blow the whistle on you. Okay, yeah. So Chelsea leaked all this information. I think there's like one video in particular where it's like, they're in like a fucking, like a helicopter. And they're like, they start shooting these civilians.

And they're like, oh, yeah. Bulls. Yeah, it's like they're playing a game Yeah Oh, sick man It's insane Oh, you got her in the tit Yeah

Ten points if you get her in the sneeze Yeah Yeah Yeah, you're just having fun Yeah And then like obviously leaked a bunch of Like sensitive information

And that's where like WikiLeaks kind of got their really big break That was one of the big scoops It was that and the whole NSA thing with Snowden Yes Those were like the two

Big hits Yeah And to be honest It's been recycled ever since those are the two big one. Like, but yeah, like, so Snowden and like Julian Assange kind of got like, you know, sort of famous off it and became these kind of like, you know,

cultural figures of sort of like anti-imperialism or whatever. Chelsea Manning was just in a box. Locked in a cage, getting pissed on and listening to, you know, slip-knot, you know? Sounds pretty cool to me, but all right. So Chelsea Manning, born, oh, it's Bradley. Bradley, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Bradley Bernard Manning

Okay Born in Oh no No, no no I was joking It's Bradley Edward Manning Okay Born 1987

Oklahoma Right Both her parents Were alcoholics Right And apparently she showed Shows Signs of fetal

Alcohol syndrome Oh Okay Yeah Exactly is that Then when they That's where you're just all messed up

Right Because your mother drank during pregnancy Because your mother's Pussy Was full of bourbon Right Right

Okay And then you came out Smelly Yeah Okay, okay, all right. It came out smelling a whiskey and your nose is a bit weird. Right, okay.

And like, the fetal alcohol syndrome, people think the worst. You know, people think like, you know, elephant man. Yeah. But a lot of people just have very mild, you know, like, you know,

their ears a little bit too big, stuff like that, yeah. Right, okay. It's really not that bad to drink during pregnancy, I don't think. Well, you heard it here, folks? Brian Untoole endorses it.

Go on. Live a little, all right? You really did vote repealed, didn't you? Heathen. Um, so, yeah, alcoholic parents obviously that's not

the best childhood sure um spent a lot of time on her own playing with either computers or Legos you know

because she was just literally on her own the parents were like off they were off boozing yeah yeah yeah having a great time they were off you know cheers

yeah they were off with Cliff Cliff Clivin yeah I never watch cheers so I think the mother tried to kill herself

one stage right and it was like I think the older sister had to drive her to the hospital while Elsie's in the back and being like, mommy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why's all the bloody blood coming out? Drive my mom to hospital. She's about to lose her boss. I need 50 cc's of gin and tonic stat. Prescribe the bong. The only tonic is the chronic. So, no, you think that's bad, okay?

Oh. It gets worse. Okay. Parents get divorced. Yeah. Chelsea Manning moves to Wales. In England? Yeah.

Oh my God. Britain, not England. But fuck. Dear God, that's awful. Living with Gavin and Stacey. Just Rob Brydon's and popping round. Yeah.

Now, she was not accepted in Wales for a variety of reasons. Okay, yeah. So, like, at 13, she thought she was gay. Why did they move to Wales? What is, for a job or something?

I'm not too sure. I don't think the parents had any Welsh connections at all. That is an extreme move like, you know? Anyway, well... Yeah. That's probably how she managed

to survive solitary confinement. It could be worse. Have you seen how they try and spell over there? Okay, so, uh, in Wales, bullied a lot. Apparently this one time we're like, her and some people that she taught were friends went camping, woke up next day,

they all fucked off. Really? Yeah. Left or there? Yeah, yeah. Wow. It's like age 13. That's grim.

So then they move back to America. I think the mother marries someone else. I don't think the guy's very nice. Okay. Yeah. Becomes interested in message boards. Yeah. Yeah.

Online games, downloading music. It becomes a very internet kid. Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And, you know, everyone around realizes this is a very effeminate child. Oh, right. Okay, so around it's 17, begins developing, starts going well, gets a job in like a pizza place. Right.

Has a few mood-moody moments. Apparently treading her stepmother with a knife. Sweet. Pop-rock dude. Fucking, my hero. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Had a good few arguments with people, like, quit jobs a few times, you know, like, did say something like, you know, you know, your document. it's wrong

and she's like kick a table over which I like literally today I've taught about doing that way I'm such a pussy in work

yeah literally any kind of little passive aggressive thing at all yeah like I was leaving and the guy was my manager's like

are you gonna leave the radio on Brian oh yeah there's a little mini radiator right and I just left it on I was like

why is it your job to turn it off well that's why I was thinking I was like oh yeah I'll turn off yeah

but in my head I'm gonna quit this job and he'll show everyone I'll crash my car in the river weren't there other people in the office still. Yeah. Yeah. So then it was obviously on to keep

people to want. See, I need you there. Yeah. To like be my words. Yeah. I'm your Johnny Cochran. Yeah, you're my drill bit Taylor. Perfect. Yeah, yeah. You're right. Wow. So like a lot of people who

you know, their life is shit. Yeah. They're feeling depressed. Violent mood swings join the army. Yes. Perfect. Perfect. Yeah. And also it's they had like the GI Bill of the time where it helps a college. Yeah, yeah. So you do...

You get a good pension out of it, a lot of parts. And, oh, I won't read that quote. Yeah, some people in the military had some opinions on her, yeah. Can you even give me like a, you know, a paraphrased version of it? I see, you know it's so funny, I was going to be like, I can read the starter of it

and it's like, he's a... I was like, I can't read that. Oh, yeah, you're right? And the rest of it's worse. Okay, we'll skip that. Yeah, the drill sergeant was screaming things as well. So she had, there was R. Lee Ermey there. Yeah, orly ermie.

God damn it, you are by far, the worst piece of crap I ever didn't see. Well, she'd sometimes scream back. Oh, they don't like that? They do not like that. What you do that? They start calling her General Manning. General Manning. Yeah, yeah.

I'm sure they called other things. So, like, at one stage she's almost discharging. charged like it's interesting like she kept like you know having moments you know uh women's moments you know yeah yeah uh you know like she'd head but a wall or something like that right or like at one stage i think she was like on like the special computer like you know the not the special computer like you know you do coloring i mean like the one of the computers that's linked up to the pentagon like one like the really secure computers okay okay and she was like watching YouTube videos. I think she like signed in

where her own information and like was like putting everything at risk. Wow. Yeah. Jesus Christ. So she's just watching Baby Bucky riding on a big baby Bucky. She's watching chocolate rain. The Numa Numa guy. Yeah. But the weird thing is it's almost like

it's your fault, okay? She kept having these moments they're like okay, let's just put her and you know give her jobs there are more. more responsibility I think just because she was good at computers they were like

ah fucking it's easier kind of like Armageddon it's easier to let her do it than like train an army guy to be good at computers okay fair enough yeah it's easier to train a coder

to like pull a trigger than it is to like yeah yeah teach like fucking like adjacent stadium type to like you know

to learn what a one and a zero is so she keeps getting like you know like different kind of badges you know she's like uh not doing too bad um she like she's also like big in the hacker community okay so you know like white hats and black hats that's big what is that actually i've heard

that term being used and i never knew what it was and i feel so silly and stupid and old and fat and smelly i can't help you yeah even though i teach you about hacking it won't help wait a white hat black hat yeah so it comes from like you know cowboy shit oh okay so good guys and bad guys Yeah, so a white hat is someone who, like, hacks, but they're like, oh, I'm helping. Or like a hacktivist, like fucking anonymous. Exactly, yeah. But like a black hat's just like... Black hat brags is like, yeah, I'm taking money.

Yeah. Not, I'm not giving to the poor. Yeah, I'm... I'm giving to myself to buy a Lamborghini. Or what's, uh, what was the other... There was other terms for the moral fag. Is that what, like, 4chan people? I beg you pardon.

That's what 4chan people called, like, you know, hacktivists. They were saying great. hat and you're like fag well that's just big queer all right well okay where do you see this in that documentary we are Legion or the documentary about

anonymous they were interviewing like former anonymous people and like they said like people who are like on the 4chan message boards you have like anonymous people who are like you know hacktivists or white hats but the 4chan horrible cunts would call them moral fags

yeah you know I suppose it's like other term, like, what was, I heard something a couple days ago, something like, woke, oh God, what was it now? Some kind of term for that, like, kind of like, oh, I forgot all my words. You have, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just keep thinking of some words I can't say. Anyway, let's move on. It was like virtue signaling, but it was different.

It was like a walk, walk washing, that was it, yeah. Woke washing. Yeah, yeah. So, like, companies do that a lot. We're like, hey, look, a little game. kid yeah yeah

yeah that's pretty good don't look what we're put in the river

yeah or forget about our sweatshops though we have a rainbow

colored that little child is juggling yeah yeah is juggling oh

nearly said it so yeah so she becomes big into like kind of

like fucking you know social activism stuff like that apparently

she was with a boyfriend at the time and she saw two films

the last king of Scotland and dancer in the dark and that made her cry and reconsider things Now I've seen Last King of Scotland Yeah with Forrest Whitaker

Idi Amin Yeah I've never seen Dancing in a dark I think that's about a crippled woman isn't it I have no idea I think it's about a crippled girl But don't uh Isn't it fucking um

Some famous singer is in it I could click on the link and find out But do it if you want Yeah look it's an adventure right now Bork Bork Bork plays a crick. Bork to Cripple. Bjork and Mindy.

Yeah. So, yeah, during this time, obviously, Chelsea's having a bit of a gender, you know, like, ooh, what am I, you know? Yes, sure. One of those things. Dysphoria. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, yeah.

So she's kind of going through that. I suppose that's a problem. She, weirdly, she tells, like, people in the military about this. Yeah, yeah, very understanding. people made in the military. Yeah, yeah. And they were like, have you heard

Don't Ask Don't Tell? Can you try to practice that a little bit? We want you to keep your fucking math show. It's pretty crazy. Don't Ask Don't Tell was like, I thought that was a nickname for it. That was like the official name for it.

It was called a DADT. Yeah. And that's specifically about gay men in the military, right? Yeah. As in don't, we won't ask and you don't tell about your sexual. orientation. So anyway

things aren't going well for Chelsea, you know, the generous morphia and like the bully in the military and like personally and she's having like spasi moments, stuff like that. And then she decides she's going to start leaking documents. Yeah, perfect time for it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, people don't like me here. I draw a lot

of attention. I know I'll leak sensitive information. This will win them over. Kind of like Van Wilder breaking all the rules sticking it to the stuffy you know Chelsea Manning was based in Burke Reischer

so she downloaded 91,000 documents from an Afghanistan database and labelled it Lady Gaga Oh because nobody in the military

would listen to it The military won't suspect that It's almost a hat on a hat isn't it like very silly now to be fair i didn't make it up i know it is yeah but i i yeah i yeah no i wasn't accusing you yeah she then flew to the united states yeah and you know contacted wiki leaks and that's when all hell broke loose julian asson yeah yeah yeah that's when it all broke loose yeah yeah yeah so but she's out now right she's out living her life she's yeah yeah after like uh multiple years yeah

several years of like solitary confinement horrific abuse and torture like psychological and physical yeah I'm just seeing here she's on suicide watch for a while yeah she wanted to get like the fucking

the chop like the surgery done right and they were like yeah well we're waterboarding you at the moment so we're not really too focused on your mental health I don't know if you realize this but like we're literally putting like matches

in your fingertips learn to read the room Chelsea. Yeah, yeah. So, she's, I'm just, literally, I'm just scanning through here. It's all just like torture, torture, torture, kicked in the head, kick her in the pussy.

Eventually she just get out, like, after like a lot of time, a lot of like, you know, even like, you know, Obama wasn't helping her. Oh, yeah. Because they considered a treason. Yeah, like she, I wasn't joking. Like, she could have got the debt penalty. Yeah, yeah. It's written in the law.

They're allowed to do that. Yeah. True. And they, like, went to appeal, didn't work, went to another appeal. I think she had, like, contempt a court at one stage because she was like, you guys are bad. And they were like, what are you? How dare you? They were like, Chelsea Manning, were you cooking grits? Was that, is that a reference to Michael and Binney?

Wow, wow. I mean, that, I think that's probably, that's in the, that's in the weeds, brother. She'd love it. respect yeah any of my cousin Vinnie fans out there

written by the guys who wrote yes minister holla at you boy wait really yeah wow two guys who wrote that

yeah and you can kind of tell us all about language and you know yeah yeah yeah crazy legal stuff I never watched yes minister

oh what I like you know what you're what you call concern fagg moral you're a big grey hat I really hope that is the term

now I'm pretty sure it was because I remember going whoa that's weird but it was in that documentary about Anonymous

Anyway Anyway, so she went Hunger Strike for a bit as well Okay So but she's out now Like she's out That's good And you know what's maddening

Okay So you think like She'd be like A liberal hero Sure Barely any mention of her really Yeah true She kind of scrapes by

Even like An LGBT hero Yeah Not really too much mention Of her It's and she's not It's not like She came out

And became a Nazi Or something like that Yeah I don't know I guess You know She wasn't allowed in the Canada. Ties to

the military and then they're sort of, but like your WikiLeaks, Assange that like links to Snowden to 4chan, I don't know, there's maybe just a... His connection to that Baywatch lady. Pamela Anderson. Oh. He fucked Pamela Anderson.

Oh, yeah, yeah, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did Chelsea fuck Pamela Anderson? Not she wishes. The double standards. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that was weird. Pamela Anderson was like when he was in the embassy, what embassy was, or The British one In London He was there for so long

Yeah Where is he now actually Is he There was meant to be a trial Going on I think he keeps getting postponed Yeah And Snowden's still on the run

Is he I really find it hard to believe That like I mean If they wanted to find him They'd find him You know what I mean I think with a lot of these cases

Kind of like Oh he seems pretty miserable Over there Yeah Our job's done Like Also I think they're a bit afraid Like if we bring him

The trial He might win over the public, you know? Yeah, I mean, I think Snowden... Snowden, like, could win him over, because he'd be like, oh, I remember that movie with the guy from Third Rock from the Sun. Well, see, Snowden, I think,

even more so than Assange has, like, really does have the public on his side, like... Yeah. Assange kind of has a lot more... He's very, like, arrogant. Yeah, he has the arrogance. He sees himself as, like, a digital Jesus kind of guy. Just, like, that fake rape case.

Yes. Well, oh, I've shown my hands. hand you have oh take that white hat off brother stick on the black cap oh i've been hacking you there's actually grey hats as well gray hats yeah they're guys they're more like the robin hood types you know rob from the rich give to the poor yeah or like you i'm hacking this bank but i'm getting info to help you know right take down kind of like the hands solo oh i'm only in it for myself but really they're they're moral people and they've got a wookie yeah they got a wookie and they're banging

Carrie Fisher Oh, this made me angry though So in 2018 She was accused of Being alt-right Okay, why? Because she went to some party With like a bunch of guys

Like Gavin McGuinness And stuff like that Oh right, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah And then she like Pride boys, like No, no, it's just like a bunch of like people

I've never heard of some of these Like James O'Keefe Lukin Watrick James Posbiak yeah no i don't know how these people are cassandra fairbanks james o'keep sounds familiar is he uh don't ask me brother yeah i don't know yeah don't ask me buddy but like she went to like some party with like some guys and she played cards against humanity with them okay and they were like you're a nazi now yeah yeah yeah and she was like no i just i just was seeing what it was like i've never played cards against

humanity but everyone who has played it's like you'd love it i'd be like why you would not love it. Really? Anyone, I do think it's really a game for simpletons. Okay. Yeah, yeah. I have played with a lot of people and it's kind of like, you know with basic principles, don't you?

No. It's basically categories, it's like that. Okay. So it's kind of like, you'll have cards and the cards be something like edgy. I'm using quotation marks. Right, right. Edgey like your mom's asshole. Okay.

So then like you pull out a card and it's like, when I'm having ice cream, I also love to eat and then everyone's got a car and you have to like pull out the most sick twisted one and the winner so you'd pull out like my mom's asshole

it's like you have ice cream and then your mom's you're twisted me yeah yeah you should be in jail yeah you should be in jail like that traitor

Chelsea Manning who's not even a when I'm having ice cream I like to eat Chelsea Manning's asshole yeah no I don't I mean it'll probably be fun if you were drinking and you know it is when you're drinking though it's kind of like

oh yeah we've done that can we go something else like another round yeah let's play it again yeah and it's like even just like a card game like you know like king something that yeah you talk while you're playing it yeah are like yeah it's not like this is just reading stuff oh you have to read and pay attention yeah yeah yeah yeah and then it's like someone has to pick the funniest one and it's not like there's no clear winner then oh right then you have one girl being like no my one's the funniest

is that you or you that girl is I'm the funniest I was that girl yeah yeah yeah you know

I'm a professional I'm a professional I'm gig in Wheeland the crud who are you you worthless con

yeah yeah and my one like let's say it's like I like skittles and and everyone else

is like dog poo okay and I put down Nixon it's like no it's political Wait, can you write your own answers?

Oh, you have to take it from... It's a bunch of cards, okay? Right, okay. And it's kind of the thing where you're trying to get rid of your cards as well. Right, right, right, right. So the person with no cards, okay? Yeah, no, anyway. I don't think you understand.

And you're all wearing black hats. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, and I... That's Chelsea Manning. So she's free now, that's good. What's she up to? Public speaking, and she's working with Bitcoin now. Oh, okay, getting in the crypto.

Yeah, yeah. Which I'm telling you, if you are not devoting every moment of your life to crypto, you might as well shoot yourself in the brain. Literally, you're worthless. Are you doing crypto? I've started now. Have you? Oh yeah. Go on. What are you, what are you in? I've watched the video about it. Have you put any money down? No, no, not yet. But I'm saving it all, okay? What I'm going to do is I'm going to wait until crypto gets really, really high. it's the best time to buy it yeah yeah yeah yeah it's like you know it's like when it's really really high it's fresh yes you know it's like bread okay you buy you up when it's down yeah you know it's moldy smelly moldy bread that hurts your taste when you eat it and then makes you poop a lot

man see the staple center got changed like the crypto center yeah that's pretty wild yeah man it's it's all it's all it's going like just Buses around Dublin for, like, crypto. Yeah. Something like dog kind. Have you seen that? I don't even heard of it for. Doge kind?

No, it's not Doge kind. Something like, uh, scruffy kind. Oh, right. It's a picture of a happy dog. People are like, that dog's happy. I'll buy a new currency. Okay. Yeah, I don't, again, I'm just so, I'm so stupid when it comes to stuff like this.

Here's the thing, man. The more people, you need to get into it. It's like a, I won't say it's like a pyramid scheme, but it's kind of like that where it's like, you get into it. And then you get into it. and then you get more people into it. Yeah. Yeah.

And then it's good for you. Okay. So what you're hoping is, you get into it now. And it's kind of like just like old people 20 years from now. I'd be like, oh, what's this? Yeah. And then they'll get into it.

And then you'll make money off them. Right. Okay. It already feels like it's too late, though. Has it not like kind of, you know, it's... No. Really? It's only just begun.

Okay. The parties only just, they've just pressed play on the music. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The DJs just put on his headphones. y'all ready for it is yeah it's uh it's interesting

what's a good one now what are you going to go Bitcoin I think Bitcoin's the most the one that people know about the most it's the stable I really don't

like I don't want to be dull like it's just like with Bitcoin can't just like if you have money you can just buy Bitcoin later on

yeah yeah yeah well there's a limited amount there is yeah it's meant to be done in like 2026 okay right

then all the Bitcoin will be made yeah and then it'll just be like trading it amongst people right and then you'll wait like it goes up and down a lot yeah

hopefully then when we're all just on Bitcoin then it was just kind of like level out okay and then it's all be on Bitcoin there'd be no need like compare it like the dollar

or yen or anything like that oh yeah no again I'm just completely out of my element I'm too much of an idiot there's a weirdly religious segment of people to vote with the Bitcoin

they kind of see it as like the great reset the kind of like, you know... Yeah, yeah, this is going to be like a new molding of society. Yeah, and this is going to reward the risk takers, you know? And like, you know, the Rothschilds and stuff like that?

Yeah. They'll be homeless on the street. They'll be bums. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's the thing. Like, if we really are heading to just like a complete digital currency,

all of these sort of old archaic institutions aren't going to fade away. They're just going to come in and take over. They'll just buy more Bitcoin. And all the little plebs will be, you know. Because people, I've heard people saying like,

oh, the government will stop this. They'll stop Bitcoin. No, they'll just buy more Bitcoin than you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They'll just get in on it. Yeah.

They don't need to do. They don't need to get on it early. Yeah. And also, they just kill you. Have you taught? That idiot. Look at JFK.

Yeah. He was talking with Bitcoin. Yeah. Anyway, what else do you want to talk about? What else you got? Let's see here now. I watched,

see, talk he said he vomits during sex what? Yeah you see that yeah Will Smith's been very open recently and he was saying there's a wild there where like he was having so much sex it would give him anxiety and he'd vomit Wiki Wild Wild Wild Wild West

Yeah Jim West Desperato No Farrow anyway But like what with women Well That's up to you Did he specify? He didn't specify actually Well I think he said women yeah Yeah that's because his age it made him

I don't know, yeah, there's just a lot of speculation that he's in the closet, but like, whatever, I don't give a fuck. You, you're kind of like my guy, though, when it comes to who's gay or not. I'm completely oblivious, and you're like, oh, mm-hmm. I'm like, but he's married, James, like, and that means nothing. I ring don't mean a thing, baby. Yeah. I don't know, like, um, yeah, because like Jaden, or what's her name? No, Jada Pinkett Smith, so they have the open relationship.

She's hooking up with guys. recently she came out was like it's you know when you're having sex at one person it gets boring yeah yeah yeah it's boring you know that i don't even question i imagine all hollywood couples have that understanding is like you know because like you know bonte and jz or like the will the smith's family they're not actually like they're like a brand you know what i mean like it's kind of yeah yeah they're not people yeah they're not people thank you brian yeah yeah yeah yeah but they just got to protect their brand as like you know be the family man and all out there but it's all bullshit like they're all off banging kids on epstein's island

galane maxwell's trial starts today both j z and biontsey have been called as defendants that'd be pretty fun yeah i'd be pretty fun right do a freestyle yeah like they do a rendition of crazy and love it's like your honor i object overruled bust a move brother man abu chikapo yeah he called biontie brother man yeah i don't think you're ready for it jelly, my body's boodilicious for you, baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So, yeah, it's kicking off now. Again, weirdly, like, doesn't seem like anyone really cares. No, it's just getting... It's old news, man. It's getting zero publicity, which is insane, like... But I don't know. People are talking with a toy show instead.

Oh, Tiberty wishes he was on the island, man. I feel like there wasn't much buzz about a toy show this year. There's normally, like, a few viral moments or a few people, like... You know, I don't really watch it, but when you wake up in the morning, people are like, oh my God, Brian.

you watch this nah people were kind of popping off about it on Twitter but yeah not doing it I think it was very mild

and bland and I can't watch it it's too cringy did we talk about this already at the start we didn't really go into detail

about it though but he gave some kids some deck there was some two DJs he gave him like yeah yeah

and Temberty was like you know what would this too if he was like oh Tanya Ryan this would fucking blow

off from me man I'm a producer you know the kids seemed like he was wired yeah did he get into

Tubberty's stash doing a few cheeky bumps in the jacks and all I mean he was like he was feeling the music yeah he was like oh my

it was like he was coming up there and then just like oh man I'm telling you now you give me these decks man I'll fucking oh I will blow up man I'll be laying down

their tracks yeah but I'm here the streets Ryan I'm telling you now yeah funny he was like Ryan

I'm gonna get so much pussy off these I'm gonna get so much sneeze I'm gonna get sucked off of the DJ booth I'm gonna get sucked off in disabled bathroom

by so many drunk women who don't know where they are because that's the DJ lifestyle. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you kill yourself at 28 or whatever happened to him. And the family makes it look like it wasn't suicide, but we all know. Avici.

Was that the case of Vichy? I think, yeah, he was. I think the thing is, but it's weird, though. Like, they say that when you commit... I don't like it in the... Sorry, interrupt you for a second. Yeah, go on. I don't like it. A lot of times see this in the press. They don't say kill themselves. Yeah, no, they don't. They'll say he died. Yeah.

by suicide. Or they'd be like they died but it's not been treated as suspicious, no foul play. Sometimes they won't even specify that it's suicide. You got to fill in the blank you got to harass the family yourself.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just like tweeting Robin Williams' daughter. It's like, was he gay with Will Smith? Is that why he killed himself? Tell me! Oh, that's what it is.

Man, Will Smith killed Robin Williams so he could become the new genie. Yeah. And it's like, yeah, oh, oh, the genie in the lamp, oh, I'm used to fitting into tight spaces. Yeah, Will Smith wanted it to be more like a panto genie, you know what I mean? That's why he killed off Robin Williams.

Yeah, with his Johnny Carson impression. Will Smith's watching, like, footage of Al Porter and taking notes. Uh, yeah. Okay, what else? We're only at 39 minutes. Oh, God. Yeah. A bit of a slug.

I'm telling you, the first one was pure joy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was laughing. Again, it's late, though. When we go late, you know, plus I'm a little tired, hungover. I was acting last, yesterday. You're a test being now.

Yeah, that's right, yeah. And also, like, we weren't supposed to record this early in the week. I thought we had more time. I was going to, like, watch Apocalypse now. Yeah. But, like, we're busy gigging now. Yeah, a couple of gigs.

I'm working tomorrow night, then a couple of gigs Wednesday, then you're busy the weekend, you were saying? We could have done Friday. Oh, okay. But too late now. Yeah, yeah. Let's just stop it now.

But we do the exact same episode on Friday. Yeah, scripted word for word. Yeah. And we leave in my grits, Joel. I loved it. Yeah, yeah. That was a personal favorite of mine. I wouldn't remember the context at all, is I remember Marissa Tomey was eating grits.

They were eating grits. And her tits were out. I remember that. God, she's so hot. And they were showing some grits up her pussy. Yeah. Grits and tits. That's all I need. That's the name of my restaurant.

When this podcast kicks off, okay? And then you die in suspicious. circumstance. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but the family won't say how. Yeah, grits and tits be my place,

yeah. And it's a very dangerous place because we're burning the grits and the tits keep getting burnt as well. Like, there's grease flying everywhere.

Ah, I like that now, grits and tits, yeah, yeah, yeah. What are grits anyway? Like, I think grits are like... It's like hog fat or something. It's like, I think it's a bits of hog that no one else wants. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's like pig penis and pig ear, like... Like, that's where it comes from black food is like the stuff to the white people. I'll say, yeah. Don't look at me like that Grits and stuff like that

Okay That's all like the The white man didn't want Okay So like the I'm not joking Yeah Oh no look I believe you

Yeah So they take like the pigs Like What do you eat from a pig The liver Yeah like I don't know They take the middle of the pig

The sausage And the bacon And the pork Yeah they take the I assume So they take the sausage Big muffin from the pig Yeah

Yeah And then they give like The pig's eye in the you know the foreskins the black people and they'd be like Jesus that my slave

is a my slave master is a good man yeah my mercy told me is hot very hot you excited about a new Spider-Man movie

she's gonna be in that she's the anti-may yeah it's like she's way too sexy I'd forgotten how old

the original Aunt May was yeah I mean she was like a proper old decrepit bitch yeah yeah yeah yeah

I'm trying not to use the C word when referring to women you know when does that start. Who's been infected you?

Some cunt was yapping in my ear saying you can't say that I got a knife no you stabber

I was like I didn't say punt your honor if you'll permit me to approach the bench

but yeah the new Marvel the new Spiderman movie should be awesome it's gonna be

all the Spider men's they're back but hasn't Andrew Garfield come out and said

I am not in the new Spiderman yeah that's how you got like trick him

no I want to watch that tick boom film as well I hear that's good

the Lin-Manuel Miranda Yeah, yeah the musical about the creation of rent Wow Yeah

Jonathan Larson Don't look at me like he don't know What's Jonathan Larson? He's the guy who wrote rent Okay He was a straight man If you can believe it

And he was He wrote rent Okay Right And then he died The day It was gonna be First produced

What he die of AIDS? No I think Head, head, Head Tumor or something like that Oh, okay right Yeah, yeah

Actually musical Stephen Sondheim died there? Yeah, Sondheim is a character and Tick, boom. Is that right? Yeah, Bradley Whitford plays him. Okay.

So that's good, yeah. Did he have a hand in producing rent? No, but I think it's a cameo kind of thing like. Hey, good work, Johnson Larson. Yeah. You know who's really good is Lynn Manuel Miranda. He never said that.

He's excellent. Hamilton is a work of art. Anything you do is in pale comparison, my friend. No one wants to watch a, musical about gays in New York

no yeah you want to watch a musical about colonial rappers

yeah bust in a move oh Alexander Hamilton blambleble blah blah

you know Hamilton like gave his wife slaves as like a Christmas presents

really yeah nice oh oh I'd be terrible oh hey no

come on yeah no power of you was like God I wish I was

born in the wrong century I really can stay, but baby is cold assay! Anyway, no context for that.

So I'm waiting for Spider-Man, but Hawkeye's out at a moment. This is Marvel Minute now. Yeah, I almost forget about your Marvel Minute. Yeah, yeah. It's like, how ironic is it, Brian? Not at all. You're just love it, don't you? Hawkeyes, they got Lucky the Pizza Dog.

Lucky the Pizza Dog? Yeah, there's a dog in it. Okay. He's got one eye and he looks at the camera sometimes. Is it an actual dog? It's an actual dog, yeah With one eye So they got a dog

And gouged its eye out Jeremy Renner was like Give me that Called up Shia Laboff Is like Is there any of them You didn't kill yet Yeah

Yeah so it's Aaley Steinfeld Okay Plays Kate Bishop And she's a big Hawkeye fan And then she has to team up With Hawkeye To like beat

Well I won't say who Blow your mind If I tell you who Yeah Blade? No, not Blake. No,

well, it's the track suit mafia what they're called, okay? The track suit mafia?

Yeah, yeah. Like the trench coat mafia? Yeah, but they're called the track suit

mafia, okay. But they're, um, they're working for a particular man who may or may not be Vincent

Anofrio. Oh, Kingpin. Yeah, yeah. That's the room we're going around. Sorry if I've ruined that guy.

He gives the shit. How is that a root? Like, who cares? Like, oh, is this one, the superhero's

fight a villain if you can believe such a thing. That'd be quite funny if like the next whistleblower, you know, like and I'm in there with Chelsea Manning being like, I know how you feel. I know how you feel, sister. I linked Kingpin and she spits on you, it's like, you treacherous

cunt. They should give you the needle. Yeah, let's green mile this motherfucker. Man, Haley Steinfeld is very sexy. Who is she? No, I can't, I can't picture her. She's on edge of 17. Just drop my phone. Because you got too horny. Oh, I've got a jeez! I just said 17, you're like...

Edging, 17! Oh, hang on. All right, I'll hang on. You know, she was a little girl in True Grit. Oh, yeah, yeah. A little 10-year-old. She was a child in that. Yeah, and she's been downhill ever since.

She was good in it, though. Like, it was a great performance from a child. Very sexy. She's got that kind of... Yeah, okay, hang on. What a 24, golden, I'm fine. Yeah. Oh, she's with that...

That's nice. Horan? She was dating Nile Horan for a while yeah Yeah, she is very sexy

actually yeah I remember that yeah she's not sexy now she had Nile think of that she fucked a man from Mollinger

isn't that not mad actually that like someone's so sexy and perfect could get let Mollingerer jizz

just inside it probably didn't wash herself afterwards probably just lied there on the bed with the jiz just dribbling out

yeah and it's kind of like you know she gets residual racism from she's some She, like, sticks on a Joe Dillon record.

Oh, me, oh, my, you make me grass such a good-lucky woman. Oh, this guy's fucking awesome. He rocks. They love Joe Dullin. Oh, my God. We last, like, 24 hours after he's like, what the hell happened to me? Who is this man? She gets, like, a tattoo of Joe Dowland.

Oh, yeah. No, Joe Dolan. Joe Dillon is the comedian. Joe Dolan, I mean, sorry. You okay? Yeah, I'm just thinking of Joe Dylan fucking her now. Joe Dolah, Joe, oh, I don't know, I'm gone retarded. They're both class, like.

Yeah, she's getting Eiffel towered by them, and Nile Horan's wanking in the corner. Yeah, Zad Malik's got a finger up his ass. Yeah. But, yeah, Hawkeye. Hawkeye, so what's, Jeremy Rennery, he's got a bow and arrow. Yeah, so, like, you. What is that he never misses?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, like, so he's, he's with the kids in New York. Nonsense. Pure fucking nonsense. Drivel. No, no. Drivel. Listen, okay.

He's in New York with the kids, okay, and his wife, Linda Cardalini. I like her now. And she's like, you gotta get home for Christmas. And he's like, okay, I will. But now he's involved with the Mafia. It's like jingle all the way. It is, yeah. And you don't get turbo man, doll.

For a highless thing. Bainfield Was Jingle All the Way That's where There's a couple of movies Like that Where like he's got Is that what it's called

It wasn't called Jingle All the Way Was it? With Arnold Schwarzenegger No what was the movie We had to get home for Christmas There's a few of them I'll be home for Christmas Who was in that?

The sexy teenage boy From Home Improvement Who is the voice of Simba From the Lion King There was a few movies Jonathan Taylor Thomas That's a yeah There's a few movies

That had that same premise Yeah I mean it's probably Yeah, I would imagine so. But, like, you know, there's, like, fucking, there's, like, movie channels that it's all, like, shitty American low-budget TV movies. Yeah. It's, like, Christmas TV, and just all these shitty films, like, you know, yeah. It's all stuff like, you know, let's think of one now.

It'd be something like real cheese, like, the Christmas puppy. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, like, there's a sick boy, and the parents get him a puppy. No, sick, and single mother. And a single mother. Yeah, yeah. And then the dog starts gaslighting the mother and let me eat pedigree chum muddy or twat.

It can talk, actually, yeah. The Christmas puppy who's voiced by Gilbert Godfrey, Oh, let me eat, you fucking cunt. Yeah. There you go, perfect. And we're surprised you don't get a sequel. I was like, what? It's a new Christmas classic.

Yeah. Oh, this industry. he was the voice of a duck in some ad campaign yeah yeah but then he lost it for the he made fun of like the tsunami yeah yeah where was that again was that uh oh which tsunami was it now there's been it's been a few big ones i think was the one in 2011 this is how i know it there was one tsunami they made a movie about you and McGregor. That was Haiti. Yeah.

There was another tsunami was it in Japan? Yes. And I know black eyed peas were recording a video like the week beforehand and they got out just in time. Remember when I first saw it? I was like, where's Fergie? Where's Fergie and Will I am? I don't care about the other two.

What are their names? Nobody knows. I think one's like a Native American. Tonto? Oh shit. One of them wrote a Marvel comic. called Werewolf by Night

and he's a Native American and I think his name's like Skiddlebut for something like that Skiddlebutt horse cock Yeah Anyway what else can we talk about

So Hawkeye you've been liking it have you I have it's got a charm to it Yeah It's got a sexy girl and Jeremy Renner Threatening to kill himself If she doesn't touch it Yeah, and a dog that goes Sometimes, you know

Yeah And, I mean, it's pretty simple It's got a Christmassy vibe I tell you what, you should open your heart Is it a movie or a show? Disney Plus show Okay Yeah, yeah

All right And it's Christmas themed It's Christmas themed, yeah Right Well, holiday team, they don't say Christmas Oh, right, Kwanza themed Yeah And what else else

I've become friends with the guy I live with Oh yeah? Yeah, yeah, he's an NFL fan so we can talk about NFL. Oh, those goddamn raiders, huh? Yeah, that's a team, yeah. People were big into Aaron Rogers. We both like Aaron Rogers.

Yeah, I hear a lot about Aaron Rogers. A big controversy about him there. Yeah, because he pretended to get the vaccine. Right, right. Well, what happened is they were like, are you vaccine? He was like, yes, but he didn't start, it was ivermectum. Oh, right, right.

He wasn't like the actual COVID vaccine. Yeah, yeah. And then because he was like, yeah, my friend Joe Rogan told me to do it. So then, like, people are making fun of Joe Rogan. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then Pete Davidson slayed him in that sketch in S&L. Yeah, yeah.

They both killed themselves after that, yeah. But yeah, it was great. Like, I do like Aaron Rogers. I like someone who kind of goes against the grain. Okay, a maverick. I just like someone that, like, there's lots of people that are like, oh, he can't win now, he's anti-science. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So this would be funny to see their reaction. But, like, I'm sorry, athletes are like the most superstitious people. Like, they're insane. Like, you know, they fucking Like, they believe in all sorts of wacky shit Like, you know, they only shower On every third day Or like, you know, they wear the same socks

But they have to shove them up their ass For the big game Yeah Or they have a crucifix So they shove it up their ass for the big games They've got an urn Yeah With their grandfather

And what do with that? I guess where that's going Oh ho ho! Yeah, just like Hawkeye They never miss But yeah, and it was great as well He's got a ride or die bitch Oh yeah

Shaline Woodley I've heard that name She's an actress Okay You'd probably know her She was in a deleted scene In The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Of course

Oh, stupid that I didn't Ah yes And you can see the back of her head In one scene When they're fighting the rhino Played by Paul Giamatti Wow Yeah

Now suck on that Oh here Yeah, put it in my pipe and to poke on it, brother. He used to date Olivia Munn and Danica Patrick. Danica Patrick? The race racer. Oh. She's a race car lady.

Anyway, yeah. But Shalane Woodley's his fiancé now. Yeah, and she's like, fuck it. No, no. She literally, like, they were like giving her shit. Like, how can you, how dare you be, you're going to marry him, anti-vaxxer Joe Rogan fan? And she was like, shut up, he's got a big penis. Yes.

Love it. Well, I want that. Harry, that woman. Yeah, he's not getting the Vax, but I'm getting the hot beef injection tonight, baby. Woo! That's what, and

she was like, she was like, she was like, yeah, well, you're ugly. You don't have a big cock like my boyfriend. Yes. That's what I want.

When I get accused of something, I want a girl, he's got a big cock, so I don't care how many children he murdered. I don't care if he was drunk driving. Yeah, I'll do it for you. He's that big dick. Yeah, he made me look at it

Yeah, you're like my hype man Yeah You all right for the Yo, yo Get the hands in the air Who blazing the night Who blazing the night? He's an interesting

He's an interesting cat Aaron Rogers Yeah He's apparently he was taking Like LSD with Miles Teller Oh On the preseason like Interesting

Yeah Yeah And he's kind of like He doesn't the full on say LSD But he was like We were having Psychedelic experience involving certain things.

Yeah. You know, he's also big in the Jeopardy. Okay. And he said his dream is, he wants to quit the NFL and just host Jeopardy. He could 100% do that. Is he, like, charismatic, though? He's charismatic. Well, then.

He's won lots on Jeopardy. He's, like, kind of a weird, like, general knowledge kind of guy. Oh. Yeah, he's, uh, he loves, like, puzzles, stuff like that. He's also a weird, like, nerd. He loves the office. British or American? Both.

Okay. But he was on an episode of the office He's in Game of Thrones Playing like an or an ork Ork or something like that He sounds like a pretty cool guy to be honest He's interesting, yeah He's kind of funny

He also is pretty interesting Because he's on the Green Bay Packers, okay? Yeah And he was flat out saying like I'm sick of this team Fuck this team They're all losers I hate everyone in this team

I want to leave Yeah I want to fucking leave Me and my big penis are going elsewhere And then it was just like The offer a bit of money He's like You know what I'm

staying and it looks like they might win the Super Bowl this year and he's like they're still well you know I think he's flat out saying like I'm doing this because they paid me more money yeah I still don't like I don't like the fans and they're all losers

with their little dicks yeah I'm out here hanging dong bro yeah so me and the the guy I live with now we're kind of like you know it's kind of about I've forgotten his name yeah but we're best friends I have a tattoo of his face but not his name

I just start calling him Aaron Rogers Yeah, yeah, yeah That'd be good now He'd like that He's got a He's got a girlfriend I'm like You don't know her name either

He's got a big dick You dumb bitch You're gonna be his new ride or die bitch Yeah yeah Oh is the girlfriend Gonna have a little accident But yeah no that's good though I'm glad you like your new

housemate Yeah I like you a lot now Any other crack before we end this I want a hard out I know like I can't wait to watch licorice pizza I'm yeah buzzing for that now

yeah yeah I won't ruin anything but I hear he's managed to get George DiCaprio in the movie Who's George DiCaprio father of Leo

Really Do you know anything about George DeCaprio I do not Another interesting Catch Yeah Interesting guy

He's a performance artist Not an actor Okay Okay He's like the classic Tale of American Where like His parents

Were Italian immigrants Right Came over Worked their whole life, you know, the struggle, you know, work in the pizza shop. Sure. Whatever they do, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The son becomes performance artist and his big thing is he rubs worms on the wall. Hmm. Worms and spaghetti on the wall while like just flashing lights. Oh, okay. Yeah. What is this like the 60s or 70s or something? I think 80s. Oh, okay.

Yeah. But when it was, everyone had moved on from that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, okay And then he was really pushing his son To go into acting Sure

What age was Leo When he's like Wasn't he like silver Some sitcom Yeah, I'd like What was it called Like silver spoons Oh no

Was it on like family ties? Oh sorry silver spoons With Jason Bateman Okay Family ties Like family ties Yeah Yeah

He was a little cutie A little cutie patootie Yeah Yeah yeah Bending over Oh he got 100% got reamed out Not a doubt

In my mind Yeah Yeah And he turned out fairly well yeah yeah i mean his victims probably wouldn't say that no victims i know you know what i hear there what's that i smell jealousy yeah well yes you wish your dad was a performance artist i'm sure do you playing with worms well his uh his final act was a big one but uh no uh decaprio though i love

he's a fantastic actor even as a child he was a great actor like him and gilbert grimm i've never seen retard acting so good as a child I would practice every day I'm no Leo you're climbing up the was it was a tower yeah yeah

yeah gal bad yeah yeah it was like he was doing like if Bobcat Goldthwaite had dog syndrome

that's what that was the direction the game yeah yeah and this boy's life as well he's very good in that great in that yeah I mean basketball

well there's a line I can't, what is a bad performance? Some people make fun of Blood Diamond, but he's trying his best. Is he doing an accent in that? He's doing South African accent. Right, okay. If you get. Yeah. You got the Diamond's

here. The Germans up there? That's basically what he's doing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And there's like some guys, like, I'm an expert in South African dialect and he's doing it. He said one word wrong, so. What's this Keffis problem, I? Kaffa police Kif is crazy

But yeah Lickrish pizza Wait so is George George DiCaprio Is he only in it Like a little bit A tiny Apparently a tiny bit

Yeah But there's a big All-Star cast of people And they're all playing Real people Yeah There's a lot And like what's the weird things

Like Like John C Riley's in it Playing Fred Monster Okay The guy who played Fred Monster He was in My Cousin Vinnie

Yeah oh look at that I mean Herman Munster Herman Munster Yeah It was Fred Gwen Fred Gwen Yeah yeah

Yeah So there's a bunch of like weird Like Hollywood stuff Yeah Yeah yeah yeah Kind of like you know Once upon a time In Hollywood

There's a lot of shit That probably went over Certain people's heads Yeah yeah But the cool cats Like us who are in the no I'm looking forward I've seen Hoffman's son

Yeah Interesting now Never acted before Never yeah Yeah yeah Yeah It's interesting These kids

Same at Michael Gandafini Do you really get thrown to the deep end. Yeah. At least Gangelfini was in the deuce for a bit in like... Yeah, and I think he did as good a job as you could have, like you, you know,

yeah. I really... Out of all the issues I had with that film, he was not one of them. He was not, no. Yeah, he was fine, like... And thank God, because I know for a fact, like... That would have ruined his life. Like, if they were like,

yeah, you suck, you're not your dad. But man, give it 20 years and it's just going to be like CGI, James Gandalfini. Yeah. It's just all going to be CGI and we... You're going to have CGII Harold Ramos playing Tony Soprano

in the metaverts and we're going to be forced to watch whether we like it or not so anything else you want to say before we before we leave this mortal coil yeah yeah but you're right

licorice pizza I'm looking forward to that that'll be good I feel like there's something else coming out that I'm uh Matrix Men at Work The Men at Work remake Yeah

That'd be good Now what else is coming out There's some big things coming out. Yeah. You went Spider-Man. That's what you're excited for. Oh, it must be it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey, you know what? I'm kind of intrigued by House of Gucci. Are you hearing anything about that? I've heard it's... I've heard it's multiple actors in different movies almost, okay? Where you've got, like, you know, Jeremy Irons doing serious. Yeah. And then Jared Leto basically doing, like, S&L sketch.

Okay. And then, like... I don't like him, actually, Jared Leto. And then, like, Lady Gaga's doing, like, somewhere in between, where sometimes she's serious and sometimes it's like Mamma Mia Gucci

Yeah I got the Gucci into my eyes Yeah So we could watch that together Why don't we dress up fancy and go see that Oh let's do it

Yeah yeah yeah We'll go I'll go I'll go as Versace To fill him about Gucci And see if anyone Pings up on it See how the squares react

You can be Andrew Koonan I don't even know that This guy who killed Versace Oh shit Sweet, man, sweet. You're winning this round. Every episode's a game, a game of chess, and you have won. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Well, you know, anyway.

Anyway, so yeah, we're wrapped up in a minute. Yeah. I had a good time. Yeah, it was a good one. It's a Monday evening. For a Monday, for an unplanned? Yeah, we only decided yesterday is like, oh, let's record tomorrow. Yeah. I do want to get guests on a lot more. Yeah. You know what happens is, because I'm being gigging more now. I keep meeting people.

people, I'm like, I actually like people. Yeah. And the podcast, let's be honest, it's a good way to trick people into, you know... Hanging out with us and being our friends. Yeah, yeah. But, like, would you... How do you feel about bringing guests here to this?

I mean, it's fine, isn't it? Yeah, I think this is good enough for Jim Elliott. No, I don't want Jim to know how I live. With Jim, we need to rent out a five-star hotel. I've been, like, filling his head with lives. Like, oh, yeah, I'm actually CEO of a Fortune 500, Jim. You know how it is, but sure I'll do the roast battle.

Ever heard of Waste Ayrichael? Yeah, that'd be quite funny, actually. It's like, we invite Jim over. Yeah. Yeah, we're like, yeah, come over to my house. It's the Four Seasons. That's just what I call my gaff. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then, you know, we come over and it's like, you know, in the hotel room. I'm like, yeah, I just own this whole place, yeah. I like, uh, sort of, uh, you're likely to clean the room. Oh, hey, Miguel, what's going on? But how's, uh, little suit. say yeah but it's uh yeah it's in dublin so i'm like hey mcgail how you getting on brother did you get your green card yeah what the fuck are you talking about you're right there oh these crazy mexicans uh these sand people no no no no no don't call jim eliot yeah jim's good now we have fun

he calls me fat and i cry yeah yeah it's a good relationship you couldn't do you a way, could you? I've tried. Doesn't land. Doesn't land. You've got a long-term girlfriend. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're quite athletic for a man in his... What age? Is he 40? I think he's 40, yeah. You're on the radio, though. Yeah. You're successful and funny

and a nice guy? Queer. Oh, burn, sick burn. So we'll get Jim Elliot on. Yeah. We'll get him on. Roe Carey, Dreamgun guy. Ro, yeah.

We mean to get him on for ages. He's nice. Rob Flynn would you a good flavor. Yeah. Yeah, I like Rob. Yeah, I was talking to Rob there a few days ago, talking about the footy and everything.

Oh. Is that what's going to happen? You bring Rob over and you're both emasculate me? Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's going to be me Rob and Roy Keene. And I'm just there dressed like Versace. When are we going to House of Gucci?

You promised me. Oh, sorry, lads. He's giving it all that. You know what they get like when you don't take the mouth? I'm like, you. Okay, come out here for a minute. I come back in like a sore wrist He fell

It's my fault He's a clots Go up you're a cock-sucking whore Like your mother Yeah So we'll get loads of people We'll get guests on Let's go a bit wild as well

Let's ask some big names like you know Look who? McSavage Could we get McSavage? Yeah I wouldn't want him to say Well no He'd be like

I think he appreciate this I think he likes the grime The grime and the gutter I think now We're going to see Vito from Zopranos We could Oh yeah shit Bring a mic maybe in like you know

I'm gonna bring my phone It's like hey Vito Vito Vito do you like Gabba Gould He probably has to go into the bathroom With some stage And he's kind of that size Where a shit is going to take him a long time

Yeah it's good point So when he starts shit And he won't be able to escape And I mean you can just burst in Vito What do you prefer Gabagool or chicken fillet Rose

Mawn the town Oasis or blur Yeah It's going to be hosted by Joe Rudy That is going to be very interesting Yeah To see

Well Joe he's like our inn Joe be a good guest Yeah Joe has seen things We wouldn't even dream of Yeah that's true You know he was in the production of the Shawshank Red

Okay Playing red He made some interesting choices It was him He played all the roles Oh Wait So wait

Was that No I think he played Fucking One of the prisoners You know the young cool cat Yeah Yeah yeah I don't think he played him

No but like one of the other ones Yeah Yeah Like in the group Yeah He wasn't one of the main guys Was he one of the sisters Rapin Andy

Yeah Yeah Yeah yeah He just did that Behind the scenes You're either gonna be The blood in my mouth Or the shit on my dick

You choose Shit Shit Isn't Stephen King a great writer? I was actually from the butterfly effect. Oh, was it? Yeah, it's always a line that stuck with me. You ever seen the butterfly effect?

Not for a long time. It is so retarded. But it's actually entertaining because it's so insane. And it's like, who came up with this? Like what? It's absurd and bizarre, but it's definitely not boring, you know? I may watch it again. I'll give it that.

It's not good. I'm going on record now and saying it's not good. Don't say that. Don't see that. You're going to regret that. That's going to come back and haunt you someday. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just picturing now someday, like, the press gets hold of that.

And then, like, there's, like, a montage, like, different newspapers, you know? Then it cuts to you on top of your building. Tell Ashton, I'm sorry. Yeah. This is a really bit too silly here. We're going to get loads of guests, and everything's going to be better in 2022, I swear. We've got Delboy over here. This time next year, we'll be millionaires.

Bye, everyone. Goodbye.