Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 145 : Blindboy F.C

Episode Date: January 31, 2022

Brian has sex with a car and talks about cool football Jews.

oh yeah that does seem to be your primary motivation for getting into sports so you finally have a way to converse with the common man yeah because i've seen you try to do it like i remember we were in a chip shop one time you saw a lad wearing what was it uh ashton villa something yeah something and you go oh such and such and such is having a bad season and the guy was like get away from me yeah i kind of spat on you yeah but i don't know that much about it i'll just be like oh gerrard and he'd be like yeah I'm like well that's really all I have so

what's that cantona like he oh yeah I'm really well I really want is me just say one it's like

the code word right just be like Roy Keen and he'd be like oh you're you're cool do you want to come

to my house yeah do you want to fuck my wife yes I do yes oh yes do you like cocky do you

as I'm badly fucking his wife Edmonton in Toronto Take my big Canuck, you hoiser Yeah What is a Canuck? I hear Canuck is just a

It's a fun expression For like Canadian people Is it fun Oh I think it is Yeah Is it hate speech No I think I think that's one

Where's definitely fun Yeah Because they're Canadians And no one really cares They're all fun though Brian It's all about context It's all about intent Well look

Speaking about context I'm gonna get in this debate Okay The Tottenham Yids yeah all right so tottenham yes is a football team yeah i quite like okay um tottenham hot spurs hot spurs yeah look at me now i think they were originally a cricket team and they kind of changed over the years yeah yeah it's like they showed up to play one day but they all forgot their cricket bats like i suppose we could just kick the ball oh this is much better yeah yeah

so they had a a big jewish fan base back in the day right so they called them the jewish guys called themselves the Tottenham Yids. Because Yiddish is a term Yiddish. Yiddish. Yes, Yiddish is like the old Hebrew speak.

But the funny thing is now that nowadays every team's got Jewish fans. Black fans, it's not what we can do about that,

okay? We've just got to accept it. I mean, look, the flood gates opened a long time ago. Chinese fans, just power life, okay? It's like, you know,

it's not like cancer, all right? You're not going to solve it. You're just got to live with it and hopefully treat it, all right? All the vitamin B-12 in the world ain't going to cure the problem.

We've all got a member of the families be affected by it, right? So it's not, it's not, no longer it's like a special thing like all Jews, like our team, it's not a special thing. Sure. But people keep calling themselves to Tottenham Yids. Right.

And the people who call themselves to Tottenham Yids now are not Jewish. Yes, okay. So it's like... So other people are taking issue with the name and like, it's, yeah, blah, blah, blah. And Totten themselves are having this kind of identity.

the crisis where a lot of fans are like wait but I understand Yid is bad but like my grandfather called himself a Yid Yeah I'm sorry, is Yid was like Is Yid something that like Jewish people just called themselves or was it used in a derogatory sense? Oh that's it I think it was used

derogatory and the guys embraced it Like I start another group. Yeah yeah Yeah who took the fun out of that Now they're taking this Oh what's like Kinnux? Yeah I just had to say Canucks all the time Kramer did a gig in the UK the other way

like some corporate guys who's the guy who's the guy who like he loves eating food who's the who's the guy like what's the local gay clubs stuff like that

yeah yeah yeah whenever like Kramer's doing a new spot I'm like so what's the big slur what's the throw his ass out he's a yitter oh look it's a yitter

oh these words these words it shocks you these yider Americans I'm telling you man I don't think I'll ever get tired of watching that clip just on repeat well it's the the combo it's like godfather godfather part two because it's that clip and then him on letterman that's the cherry letterman is just oh superb anyway it's genuinely

like but that's better than most stand-up i would rather watch that okay yeah over and over again you know what there's an attempt there what he's doing just not a good attempt all right But he's trying, okay? He certainly is. He's putting in the elbow grease. Oh, he is, yeah. There's other people who's like, I'm going to do an hour, and it's going to be me sad. Yeah, yeah.

And like a fucking, you're just rolling around in their own depression, like a baby covered in shit. You're right, we are. Yeah. That's what we're all doing. At least Kramer was like, let me try something to you. You know, he's thinking outside the box. Yeah. I've never heard, but the guy who had to come on, be like,

everybody, Michael Richard, everybody. Yes, he's also doing kid shows Yeah, so the Yids Yeah, okay So now a lot of Tottenham fans are like But we love screaming the word Yid Who doesn't? We love spray painting on synagogues

Okay, it's good natured fun Yeah And like I have to tell my child You know You know, my son, you know He's a little woke cund or right He's like, Daddy, should be I heard Yid's a bad word

And how do I teach my son Just keep saying Yid and stop being friends. Okay. Yes. That's the dilemma. You give him a knuckle sandwich. But a lot of them don't know. Like this one guy I was listening to, he was saying like, look, my dad's got Yid tattooed in his chest. Okay. He doesn't know what Jews are. I don't have the heart to tell him. It will destroy him.

It's like, okay, the cat skills. Okay. So there's, there was Borsh belt comedy. Do you know why Mel Brooks talks like that? Oh, it's a speech impediment. Are you familiar with Sid Caesar? Show of shows. oh it's gonna be a long night put on some coffee mom we're gonna have to break it down for dad so it's like they're like

this is our culture now saying Yid and calling ourselves Yid and having you know like they'll bring like a flag with Star David on it and be waving around they'll wear yarmacas and stuff not that not that far like well probably some of them do like the retards like

yeah yeah yeah they wear a Yamika over their cock they just like have the word Yid painted on their chest and they're completely naked except for yamaca covering her a cock. Hey baby you gotta kiss me under the yamika. Hey it's like mishel toe.

Yeah, camel toe. All the pieces are there. Somebody put that together. Apparently I've written name the team now. I'm not a very good Tottenham fan. But there's another team in Amsterdam that also has a big Jewish following and they get heaps of abuse and they've kind of

like they're good friends with Tottenham. There's a good kind of community bonding between the two. Heaps of abuse though? for call themselves Yids or? No, for being Jews. Oh, okay. Over there, it's a little bit, you know, in some places, yeah.

Over there in Amsterdam, you've got a bunch of hippie stoner race. It's like, hey, man, you people are animals, man. They smoke it up, man, the weed and the Jews. Hey, that's the best thing about weed and Jews. They both end up in an ash tray, man.

I'm not joking. There's one team, they're Jewish. the team in Amsterdam and they have a rival team and their fans go gas the Jews gas the Jews and that's been interpreted

as anti-Semitic by a few kind of stuff shirts a few like academics if nothing better to do well I just think it's very problematic to say

gays the Jews because the Jews have a lot of gash I believe that's the content I'm not sure now not big fans of history so I'm not don't know so yeah

now there's a big there's a big debate now and there's a lot of totting of fan sites I go on to and they've got like pages and pages if it's like

they're really that's why they're conflicted yeah I'd almost respect some guys like I'm an old cunt

I like saying Yid I'll be dead in a week go fuck yourself I respect I like battered sausages and battered

and touching children on the bus yeah I'm a Yid who likes the kids eh you know what it is I'm a yiddie fiddler

Let me touch your smackle So but these These other fans They're like They're just so like I don't know what to do It's like they're finding out they're gay or something They're so

My whole identity man It's just Do I even like football anymore Should I just suck a cock What is Gafilke fish Is it nice? It doesn't sound nice It's not nice

Now eat it. I actually don't know what Gafilka fish is. See, I don't know. I think it's like some Jewish recipes I've looked it up, okay? It's a lot of just like

it's a fish's head and some sour milk. Here, make something like that. Yeah, yeah. I don't think they're known for like... Their cuisine. Yeah, like in their community

it's like a nostalgia thing, you know? Yeah, I mean, the brisket and they, uh, what else? It's a bunch of trash. That's what it is, okay? Dog shit. A lot of Jewish. guys are like, oh yeah, it's fucking

dumb, but yeah, look, you're at grandma's house she likes making it. You know what? A lot of people don't know this. Brisket, it's just pedigree chum out of the can. That's what brisket is. I didn't know what meatloaf was for years. I actually just had to look it up recently just because it was dry.

What is it? Just beef, is it? Yeah, just in a loaf form. Yeah, so we kind of have round roast beef. They have meatloaf. Yeah. And never the twain shall meet. I didn't really know exactly. I kind of told it was more of a cake thing or like it was bread. I didn't know.

didn't it? But that would be like a joke in sitcoms. Like, it's meatloaf again. Yeah. Meatloaf and brisket. Oh, that was the end piece. Apparently, the end piece is very good. Really? Well, so they say. I don't think Irish... Ireland's not really known for our cuisine.

Nah, what? Fucking... Fried rashers. Potatoes. Fried brown bread. That's what we're known for. Even, like, rashers, sausages. Like, people say full Irish. It's a full English. The Brits came over here and gave us beef and sausages and... And they gave us potatoes.

We didn't have potatoes so the English cured us. Yeah, yeah. Here you go, Paddy. Have a bloody spad up your ass. Oh, yeah, I said in a joking way. I think that's true, though. Oh, really? I think someone did introduce the potato to Ireland.

That's hilarious. Yeah. What were we eating before? We really are ungrateful cuns, aren't we? We're just backwards. You know what I hate, I'm going to get it off my chest now. The amount of disrespect that England gets from the... That beautiful royal establishment, aristocracy, history.

Conquerors of the world. You say conquerors. I say educators. They talk them the right way. Watch cricket and shut up. It's called civilization for a reason. They made you civilized, you beasts. Do you want BBC 2?

You have to work for it, bitch. Hey, BBC 3 is back, so the Brits are crushing it. Oh, yeah. But like all these people... You've watched BBC 4? That shit sucks. Oh, I was a big BBC 4, kids. Oh, of course you are. Look at you.

that that jumper you're wearing right now is pure BBC This is my pussy jumper Yeah, it really does make you look like a little pussy I'm sorry No, that's not what I meant It's like a mustard-colored You've turned my words around I meant getting pussy

And you've belittled me That's what women like now Women like people that look like you They do love little fags Let's be honest Hey anyone say it, but uh Yeah There's no room for the yids like me anymore

Yeah yeah Now look at me a big I'm a big old See you're meatloaf but I'm round roast I'm the round roast baby and the ladies can't even digest it no more I've always felt uncomfortable in myself

you should yes I think it's because I'm very much like I'm not one or the other because I think I'll be happier if I either was a big like hello what are the other one of the two categories yeah so is that or like that's why I think I've gotten to sport as well

as I cry for help like oh like masculine things as well hockey's good Isn't it big men like me? So I think deep down I want to be like Hey what's up Yeah what's the story Hey honey do you like more bikes

Because I got a big hog here Call me Martin Lawrence Because I got a wild hog for you right here Yeah but I think I'm neither one The other And I think for girls as well that's confusing Because you were seeing girls I don't want the manly man

or the guy they can bully. Let's be honest. A lot of girls just want a little a little cunt that they're like, you like this show, don't you? Yes. If they say no, it's like, oh. Oh, goodbye career.

Toxic masculine. Oh, what? You don't like watching TLC plus one all hours of the day and night, eh? 90 day fiancé. The reunion. Yeah, they don't know what they want. It's like, I want you to be fun,

but also don't do anything, I mean, I'm kind of in that similar category because, like, always growing up, right, like in Monaghan, you know, in whatever time, I was like always kind of, oh, like I'm artsy. I'm like an artsy kid and creative. But now, like, so I was always kind of like, oh, yeah, I'm a real, you know, I'm not a real man's man. But now the, I know, the culture has shifted so much that like, I'm in this sort of weird no man. So people look at me and they think, oh, look, there's a mechanic who can't read. It's like, Well, I can't read, but I can't fix cars either. I'm not book smart or street smart. I just have lots of memories of 90 sitcoms. I'd be like, oh, remember, just shoot me. George Seagall was a revelation. Get away from me, you freak.

I look like a butcher, but I smell like a librarian. See, I think you, there's one piece missing. I think if you were just a bit more like, fuck's your problem you're a bit like that I think girls would like it okay but I think

yeah just walk up to women what's your fucking problem love yeah that would that would hopefully work yeah or you get restraining orders

one or the other yeah yeah it's weird it's a strange time to be a man now isn't it yeah that's what I've noticed

as well all the stuff I like now is all like guys talking about cracking open women and stuff like that yes I've heard that term cracking open

yeah crack one open What is that, that's... You fuck them. Yeah, but... I'm gonna crack her open. Cracking her open. Yeah.

Does that, is, is the connotation there, her hymen, or... No, I just crack her open. You can crack open an old bitch, you can crack open a young one. I don't like... You just crack them open. I don't like it. I don't like how it sounds. Yeah.

Makes me sound like you're going to attack them. That's why I can't be like, hello! I'm going to crack you open, mister. Oh, I'm going to crack you open. Oh, my cracker. Oh, look at that girl there. that uh oh those tits i mean how lovely tits aren't they call me jacobs because i'm a cracker crackers ladies and gentlemen are you with me here jacob's cream cracker gonna give her my cream

and cracker i'm jacob's cream cracker people come on are you with me i will not leave no get off of me anyway yeah so yes and you're banned in the haypenny that's it yeah Paul Marsh is like, look, James I mean, I've went to back for you So many times So many times I was like Those allegations aren't true The missus is making me sleep on the sofa

I just can't do this anymore Oh, can I change the subject Did we have anything about Yids? Look, yeah, Yids, whatever Okay It's just funny that some of these guys Are like, they're kind of caught in the middle Where it's like, I love saying it

But I don't think I should say it But I want to say it It's like they're finding out about all the his Six million. Oh, crikey. That's a bloody big number in it. Oh, hang on. This one says that,

oh, it never even happened. What's going on? Sorry, you wanted to change subject. I did, yeah, yeah. I want to recommend a film. Oh. I watched a movie called Titan. Titan?

Titan? Titan. I don't know, who gives a thought. It's French. It's French. Oh, okay. I love this movie. Oh.

There's, sometimes I forget what it's like to watch a good movie. It's rare. Yeah, you know, when you watch a movie and afterwards, it kind of feels like, you're like, fuck, I kind of like, I want to go for a run. Yeah, yeah, it's like, oh my God, you're transformed. I'm foaming at the mouth. I'm kind of like, what the fuck. I call my dad, go fuck yourself, dad. You yid.

I see everything clearly now, okay? I am awake. You're like Walter White, you know? Yeah, come on, Cadden, let's cook up decongestant medication in a bathtub. What? Yeah. So I watched the movie Taitaine. Now, it's by a lady director.

Oh, yes. A French woman, okay? Rather attracted to you? I don't notice that stuff. Okay. Sorry. Hey! That's my manliness coming out.

Yeah, yeah. Well, she's hot. She is hot. She is a piece. I would crack her open. A piece of food here. She's a piece. Ooh.

Hello, nurse. Let's think of new words to call hot women. She's a... Mm. Look at that. She's a... Lickery. here's one that we used to say back in Monaghan and

I still don't know what it means but the lads always used to say it's like oh she's an absolute stalk of rhubarb wow yeah isn't that something just lads yeah chrissy butts Carl D yeah oh she's an absolute stalk of rhubarb hey a stalk of rhubarb oh she's a wee stalk of rhubarb yeah isn't that's definitely not Irish that's a that is a your friend group thing

yeah I don't think that ever made it that didn't even make it to other people in Monagham. That was purely just our little... They kept you quarantines, contained, so it didn't spread. Obviously, we said it in jest in a way, sort of... Ironically. What we were doing was sort of pointing fun at the sort of the mischaracterization of femininity and sort of the degrading things our peers and contemporaries would say.

It was ironic, it was satirical, and yes, I did have a boner. What's up? What's up? You're a stalk of rhubarb. And you had a bit of rhubarb. like, I want to touch her face with it. Rubarb and custard. Oh, but then, I tell you what, I learned my lesson. I ended up eating rhubarb pie one time.

Disgusting. Yeah. That's why I've never went down on a woman. You're not tricking me again, all right? You stalk a rhubarb. Okay, so, Tatane. Now, she previously did a movie called Raw. Okay, yeah. I had a great experience with Raw.

It's about two French girls who go to, like, a vet college. Right. Or veterinary college or some sort of stuff. It's like a private veterinary school I watched it Michael Rice I had a whale of a time Really? You and Michael Rice watching a French film together Yeah yeah I think I wanted to watch

Something dumb and he was like no Watch this I didn't know what it was It was all because normally like I'm so bad for this I kind of like just like look up what the film is The reviews before I watch it Even just stuff like I didn't know if it's a horror film A comedy didn't know anything You kind of want to know going in

But I didn't I was a little bit scared to be honest Yeah I didn't want to act like a big mind And we're like, oh, hello, Mike. Oh, what's this? Oh, you dirty beggar. Having me watch naughty films? I wanted to watch La La Land. And he was like, not again, Brian.

You wanted to watch Sandy Wexler. All of them. But, okay, so. So, Raw was great. And Raw was so good because the whole time I didn't know what the fuck they expect. Yeah. And I was like, this is the experience. Yeah.

Now, Titan, I kind of knew. Right. I taught I knew. Oh, this dumb ass over here You're not in Kansas anymore, Toto Yeah, so this film blew me away I'm going to tell you what it's about Okay

So it starts off with this girl The actress is a model She's not an actor actress before This is her first Yeah yeah First big role Maybe she's done like some

Maybe she's done like fucking neighbours before Right right right So she's a girl Like a proper model Or one of them goofy looking ones No no one does plus size monsters Not even those But I'm talking like the weird looking ones

big teeth and eyes too far apart and a long neck and I'm just like oh I guess that's hot is it what happened to the good old in the 90s where they're all dying literally dying in front of you I need Anna Nicole Smith been fished out of a canal that's a woman that's a stock of rhubarb I wouldn't mind planting you know what I mean I actually like the plus size ones sure yeah yeah it's kind of like I could be a plus size model yeah but what it could be okay I'm not gonna We're not going to get into this fight again. Well, that's it. Now, turn it off.

Turn it off. I'm done. This is over now. The whole thing. And your life. So, she's a sexy lady in France. And she goes to, I don't know if this is a thing or not, but a sexy car show where it's like a late-night car show where it's cars. It's like a big warehouse where it's nice cars and naked girls on top of the cars dancing.

Naked, naked? Yeah, naked, naked, and like, p-ch-ch-ch-bump, bum, bum, but, like, like, pound. It's kind of like underground like it's not like an auto expo type thing And everyone's dressed up like they're in blade Like it's all leather And like chain stuff like that

Like like boom boom Like this is France okay bitch Or like why is this And there's like a long track Long shot okay Of all these big titty girls And we find out she's also a dancer there Okay

So it's like she's doing a shift Okay And she's like for Wait oh so this is like a regular It's not just like a one off thing It seems like it's a regular thing Yeah it seems like she's a dance She's like shift work all over place

Oh, I see, right. Strip clubs, maybe, I don't know what else to have. Fucking skanks on call, huh? Yeah, yeah, whatever they need to do. Like, garbage man when she has to do that, all right? But she has to pick up the bins with her tits out. She's doing that, and she's complaining about the cuties girls. So, like, ah, fucking.

Sochle blue, I have a banana peel on my titty. I was 21, I was too old for them. Fucked that. But she befriends a girl, a little dancer. right oh no sorry i'm getting i'm getting confused no she's she's throwing with a girl okay but then she goes out to her car and like one of the guys one of the patrons of the club comes out he's like hey how you doing big fan big fan yeah can i how much for a kiss just a kiss come on you know i'm just a big fan i've come to the club every every every weekend you're the

best girl it's like okay so he leans into the car to kiss knife in the throat she knifes his throat yeah yeah okay she knifes his throat yeah and he's like like blah blah and fums, okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And we find out she loves killing people. Oh, okay. So she kills a few people.

Like, she goes to this house and she kills a few girls, kills a few men. So she's a psycho stripper? A psycho stripper, yeah. Sweet. She's killing people all over the place. Psycho stripper, big titties.

And we find out, when she was little girl, she was in the back of the car with her dad, and she was like, kick in the seat, and dad was like, stop kicking the seat, and she's like, no. And then he crashed the car. and she got fucked up so she's got a big metal plate in her head

and you can kind of see it a little bit like it's a big sticky out ugly looking thing all right but she's still hot yeah still hot you know did the dad die no he's still alive okay so then

this is where I might get a little I might lose you okay she's feeling a bit bad so she has sex with a car the faster and the curious yes she fucks a car And we don't actually see her hump it, but we see her go into it.

And we hear like brum, brum, brum, brum, oh, brum, and then she comes out like, oh, fuck. Oh, wait, so she just got in the car, revved the engine so much that it made her calm, like the vibrations. No, we don't know what happened, okay? But we find out she's pregnant with a car. Okay. Yes. My word. Yeah, like you pregnant with a car, I mean, there's an engine oil coming over tits.

Mini machine, like micromachines or whatever? I don't know what, do you explain it? Yeah. They never explained the world, like, says it's the normal thing that happens. Yeah. She's just pregnant with a car now. Okay. Okay.

And there's loads of oil squirting out her tits. Yeah. Just magic at the NCT for that, you okay. Oh, a lot of explained to do. So what she does is, I think she burns her parents' house with them inside it. Right. She kills a few of people. She goes on the run.

Okay. And this is pretty badass. She's, her face is in, like, the news and stuff like that. Yeah. So she goes into a bathroom and barters her own face. Yeah, beats her face so much It's unrecognizable Jesus

Her nose is fucked up Covered in bruises, okay Yeah Now she's walking around All fucked up Just putting on a hat or something She probably talked about that afterwards Get some hair dye maybe

You know That was plan B I feel like such a fool Yeah So then she's walking around Okay She sees A report on the news

About a guy Who His son disappeared like 17 years ago Okay And the son's never been found She's like, I got an idea. So she shows up.

She, like, puts on a thing that holds her tits down, all right? She's going to do it, boys don't cry. Yeah, exactly. She does a Hillary swank. She wears a girdle so her belly don't pop out, okay? Does she have a big bag? She's pregnant? She's getting pregnant, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, she, oh, I forgot as well as a great thing. She tries to abort herself. She tried, not herself. She sticks a big needle in her pussy to try and do an abortion. There's probably better ways to abort a baby. Yeah. There is ways to abort a baby. to do home abortions.

Yeah, you can get, like... There's a guy we know won't say his name, but he bought one for his missus. Wow. In Galway, Bush Galway, you know? Secret Santa. Yeah. No, is this...

Because I believe, I heard a bit about the movie Raw, and it was very, like, body horror-ish? It's body. She's Lady Cronenberg. Oh, so this one as well is very... Yeah. So when she's stabbing her pussy, do you, like... You don't see it actually going, but you're like...

And you're like, and you see it. going in now. I wouldn't like that. I'd be very squeamish. Really? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I kind of look down on you because of that. Well, I'm, well, like, shoving a needle up your con. I mean, that's a bit, it's stings, you know? I don't like it. I'm sorry. Now we've got a man explaining. Yeah,

yeah. Well, you know, I wouldn't like it if it was a man's ass either. Or, my opinion of you goes down more and more every day. A needle down the dick hole, you know? That doesn't happen. So what happens is she's now wearing a girdle, okay?

and she's bagging clothes and shows up at the guy Billy Eilish Exactly yeah She shows up With the dad's house And she's like

I'm your son What's up Dave I'm your son So The dad He kind of knows It's not But he's so sad

He's like Yeah You are my son Yeah sure That's my boy So he's a Now Paul Marshall Like this film

Okay He's a fireman Ah yes He's Now can you Let's see if you can to this now. He's a fireman okay, big, strong,

mature, not old, prime of life still. Silver Fox? Silver Fox gets all the bitches. Yeah. Okay. He has men underneath him, all right? He's like the head of the fire station, okay? He's got a lot of young books who think they should be head, okay? Something he's got to put them in their place.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's us. We're trying to take over the fire station. We just show up. We're in charge now. I run a podcast, God damn it. I've watched every episode of Rescue Me and backdraft twice, so I'm in charge. So this guy, we also find out he's really paranoid about age.

So he's been injecting himself in the ass with steroids every night. Okay. Yeah, because he's... Every night? Every night, yeah. Before you go to bed, God. You wouldn't get a good night's sleep after that.

Yeah, he's just like basically vibrating on the bed. This camimile tea isn't working. He's going super sane. on the bed, you know? So he's like, all the guys like, this is my son, he's going to be working with us in the fire station now, and all the guys are like, that's not your, that's clearly a woman.

Oh, it's there very obvious. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, shut up. Is her face still all fucked up? It's all fucked up still, yeah. Okay. And she doesn't really talk that much on purpose. She goes, yeah, yeah, okay. What's your name? His son. I don't. Whatever. So then.

Sure didn't do a research. I'm your son. Whatever. My name's son So then They start putting out fires We see some good burnt up people All right Yeah some good fire scenes

Quick question now This dad was he just by himself then The mother's dead No other mother's dead No other kids No oh actually no The mother's still But she's gone okay

Okay We don't see the mother till later on Right okay sorry So we get to see some cool fire stuff Yeah Put out fire See some good burnt up corpses And stuff like that

And of course like you know The girl I was like, and the other guy's like, oh, you're afraid of a little burnt-up corpse?

See, now, just to go back to my squeamishness, the burnt-up corpse wouldn't bother me at all. It's very specific little things that kind of irk me out.

Exactly. We've all got little things like, I've got little things that like irk me. Yeah, like interracial marriage, you know?

Exactly. That's your Cronenberg. That's your body horror. It's guess who's coming to dinner with like nine exclamation marks. Okay, so the burnt

up corpses. Yeah, okay. And we had to see some fireman parties. Okay. And I don't know if this is accurate. Paul Marsh can let me know,

but these fireman parties are like doing a warehouse full of techno. Okay. And they're drinking cans but then spraying the alcohol on each other. And they're all shirtless

going like, whey! Bump, bum, bump, listen to Scrillex. Okay. I don't know if that's what's in every firehouse,

but that's how they get down. And are they doing drugs as well? No. They're drinking. We don't see them do drugs. Oh, maybe some of them. Any women?

No, they're all, they're fire men. Wow. Isn't it like the new, the new walk thing is you say fire? Person? Yeah. A firefighter, I guess. I suppose firefighter.

I just start one of those things with like, you know, you're not allowed to say fireman anymore. You get arrested. And you're not allowed to have sausages anymore. It's illegal. Yeah. You have to have vegan sausages and say,

when you fire humans. That's what you're meant to call them. It's confusing. You're not allowed call him fire yeeds. Yeah, these Jews. are putting out fires. What? Yeah, don't worry about it. I'm lazy today. I'd love to be sitting next

to you on a bus. I'm about that fire people jizzing on Jew fires and eating vegan sausages. Ah yeah, this is my stop, but I'm enjoying the conversation, so where do you live? I have nowhere to, if you can believe it, I have nowhere to go.

So, I don't always go to the bus depot. Okay, so they have their own little makeshift firefighter gay club. Yeah, yeah, and they're all having fun, and they're kind of accepting because they kind of like give her a bit of grief and she punched them like hey you're all right yeah you're all right sand dusky

whoever's name is right so um then the dad's really bonding with his fake son now and he's completely drank the Kool-Aid now and he's always like someday my son will take over this place yeah I'm not sure that's how firehouses work I don't think it's hereditary

but then the mother shows up and the mother media's like the fuck are you doing I don't know she kind of like wait till he leaves and he's like fucking almost like fair plate yeah for this con don't let him know keep it going he's a sad old man

he's inject himself in the ass every day because he thinks he's Hulk Hogan just let him have it just please don't steal too much from him okay wow you steal a little bit she comes back but obviously not to be with the dad though

no she shows up just to be like you know I don't know maybe sign some papers I heard a rumor I had to see if it's true This is hilarious Keep it going Everyone in the town Was laughing at him

You know that You're clearly pregnant With a car It's at my first rodeo Yeah You're obviously from Quebec Oh you see actually There's a scene where she's really stressed out

She gets in a truck Like a pickup truck Like Optimus Prime And it's like Oh no Let me see inside it She's like She's like

Her arms tied up Right And she's like It's hard to describe She's basically tied up naked and sweaty in the truck Post-Caitle But we never see the truck fucking her So what? She just sat on the gear stick, maybe

But then how did she get pregnant? Hey, I'm not an OBGYN. Don't ask me these questions What are my gynecologists? So she's getting more and more pregnant She has to go to a mechanic for her Lamas classes Kicking the tires So she's getting more and more pregnant with this car And she's like

The stomach's starting to rip And there's metal underneath the stomach Jesus Christ Yeah And it's The oil is squirting everywhere Is anyone

I got some gaviscon? Oh Jesus I've got a real dodging Was that curry I had last night Oh Going right through me So Yeah what does she eat

Car parts That'd be silly Okay So then Love about this world There's no morals This film Yeah

There's no like Oh it's a metaphor For immigration All these cars Coming over here So eventually i forget what happens i think they have a fight between the the dad and the the girl okay right i think he tries to kill himself but he fails i'm sorry this whole time

like because you said she likes killing people is she just killing people no she kind of takes the backseat of the killing people there is one scene where she's on the busters these guys being like oh fuck any hole i don't give a fuck yeah brown uh muzzy anything i'll fuck any hole all right yeah um they're just being like sexist and racist and racist And then she does a scene where she kind of like sees what hotel they're staying in. The next scene's like just a room full of dead bodies. She's

kind of like, oh, I actually needed that. Oh, that was, I'll tell you, that was better. You know the way like pregnant mothers start getting like weird cravings? Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's kind of like her with killings, you know? Yeah. I need some Ben and Jerry's cookies and cream and some decapitation.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah. And like, you know, the pregnant mother's always right, you know? That's right. So then she starts giving birth... Oh, no, no, she's at another party. Okay, she's just drunk. Oh.

And she gets up on one of the fire trucks and starts dancing sexy. She gets drunk and then her car comes out retarded. It's only got three wheels. It's fucking the car for money full of horses. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, um, she starts twerking and all the guys are like, that guy is, uh, gee. Damn.

Hey, Billy, your son is hot. your son really I don't swing that way but fucking hell and they all have to leave to go jerk off nice yeah

but after twerking she starts giving birth to the car yeah yeah right and um herbie rides again

and it's graphic like really yeah the stomach's splitting open yeah and she's like and the dad

the dad shows up and he sees it and he's like what kind of news this would happen just my look So then The plus side

Looks like I'm getting a new car It's pretty sweet Oh actually I forgot as well She tried to fuck to that at one stage Oh of course Yeah She's just horny and dumb Like so

And he's like no No no Maybe No no okay And is she still the whole time Keeping up the charade Of hiding the tics Yeah yeah yeah

And her tits are looking nasty man Really It has to be prosthetics She's got big I wouldn't say milky, oily, oily, big black oily tits. Motor oil tits.

Yeah. Yeah. Only in France, baby. Her tits look like a field in Iraq, you know, just squirting oil everywhere. We got to invade those tits. Daniel Plain for you, shows up, starts squeezing her tits.

I drink your titty milk shake. Rainy! So, then she gives birth to the character. and dies and the dad is holding the baby and we don't see the baby fully but we do see the back of it and it's like a regular baby but it's got loads of like metal stuff in it oh right yeah and he holds the baby the end wow again no moral yeah just a good film just a fucked up roller coaster yeah no one could be like yeah i saw that coming yeah yeah it's pretty obvious

actually yeah yeah that's pretty good it sounds awesome to be honest like i'm not even i'm not yeah i'm It sounds great. Some tits in it? Yeah. Some skinny tits. Actually, I've got a whole new appreciation for small tits. Small tits? Yeah.

How it's like proper flat chest? Not flat chest, no, but just like little ones. Yeah. It's very interesting. A little Hershey kiss nipples. Yeah. Not when they're covered in oil. Faye.

Yeah, yeah. No, I like that, yeah. So I was Taitain. Okay. I have a whale of a time watching it. That sounds good. You know what? And it's kind of, I mean, I'm kind of like this,

but like you were saying you forget what it's like to watch a really good movie I think you especially are a guy is like I think it's quite hard for you to find a movie

that you like you know you always you always see the worst at everything you're like derivative too expositional it's kind of like

everything in my life really I can just see the flaws I'm kind of like Sherlock in a way aren't I yes you've got autistic yeah I'm a sex symbol

aren't I And everyone's sick of me now Is that Cumberbatch? Yeah I never watched it It got bad See again Like other people love to show

And I'm like It got real bad And it's like I always feel bad for you It's like It's like a friend who gets into Another relationship With somebody that's not right for them

It's like I started watching this show And I'm really liking And I just know Here we go Countdown to Disappointment You get to like episode 8 And you're like Oh I don't know

starting to jump the shark. I don't know if this is right. I was like that with Toast of London. Really? Yeah. Toast of Tinsletown. Toast of Tinsletown. The spin-off.

Yeah, I was really into it. I was messaging to be like, James, this is the one. Matt Berry's going to save me. Was that like a, I thought that was just like a one-off special? No, it was a series. Oh, okay. Six-part series where he goes to Tinsletown. I watched one episode of Toast in London, but I didn't realize how weird it would be.

You have to be in the mood. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have to be, there's some very funny stuff, and there's some funny stuff in Toast of Tintel Town. but at the end it got very bad Mighty Boosh. Okay. Very like Mighty Boosh cutting room floor. I mean, I was never even too keen on good Mighty Boosh.

Yeah, again, you have to be in a mood. I think you're very analytical and, you know, you're very ones and zero. Call me a Jew again? You're right. Okay. You're analytical. I don't know, what do you mean? Like, I don't mean, like, what do you mean by that?

I just don't think, like, some things like, like, very out there stuff. Yeah. And I'm the same way. I'm not going to guys like oh man he turned it to a pickle

yeah I don't yeah it's not a good way to be though it's like I could

broaden my horizons once in a while I like stuff just root in reality so do I yeah like Spider-Man well that's why

I can never really invest in the Marvel thing because it's just like you know he's a super person and there's

multiple universes like well then that's just like so easy like any sort of conflict or like dramatic irony, it's going to resolve itself because there's so many

options available to the writers, the Yids, writing the shit. Let's say Captain America dies, okay? Let's be, let's be like slow down with the Yid stuff. It's like, the further away we get from Tottenham, the more I'm like, I kind of agree with these guys. Uh, but look at that. No, you just, you open this. You're like, oh yeah, let's have fun of it. And then I'm going, then you're like, oh, James. I really am bad, aren't I? Yeah, you do. You know, it's literally the Could of me be like, okay, let's say the N-word? And I say, and you say, I'm like, James, come on. I can't believe you said that, man.

That's, we were having fun and you're ruined. Okay, I'm very sorry. I'm so sorry, Brian. Please forgive to the listeners out there. Have you been on Twitter? Apologies don't work. That makes it worse. That's just blood in the water.

Apologies always make him so angry. Chum. Just chum for the sharks. But anyway, all right. So Captain America. I'm just saying if he dies, you can have parallel universe Captain America show off. Yeah, exactly. that's what I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But I tell you, I did watch, I liked, you cannot kill David Arquette. Is that the name of the documentary? That's the name of the movie, yeah. You were watching it, and you were, like, sending me screenshots on things that were happening,

and I was, like, I was blown away by how insane, it's like, all of this in one documentary, just about some one guy. Yeah, so I know very little about David Arquette. Yeah. I saw him on scream.

Yes. And that's really it, okay? Yeah, he has never, really had any other big, well, eight-legged freaks. I mean, but like... Eight-legged freaks is sick. No, I won't hear it. Let's just say, no, I'm agreeing with you. But think about the current generation, the Gen Z generation, okay?

If I drive by in my car with a DVD of eight-legged freaks, a lot of them won't want to talk to me. Ah, but you always get that one weird one. The one weird girl with self-esteem issues, I'm like, oh, yes. Hop in. Yeah. And it's like, what kind of... Did he touch you? Much worse.

actually. He didn't 8-D freak's trivia contest. Yeah, yeah. One of the guys from Cool Runnings plays a conspiracy theorist

radio host in a caravan and there's big spiders everywhere. I was confused. But you cannot kill David Arquette. Yeah.

I kind of heard about it and I was like, I was to be like a, I was expecting kind of simple enough documentary about him. He used to wrestle. Yeah.

People didn't like him because he was an actor. Yeah. And he's back wrestling now or her to get battered a lot. Yeah. So they used to be kind of fun. I mean, that's what I took, I saw the trailer, and yeah, I thought it was just like a Hollywood

actor trying to be a wrestler, you know, kind of like the, when Mickey Rourke was a boxer, that type of thing. Arquette as well, he's kind of from, I forgot how big the Arquette family is. There's like, Patricia Arquette, Rosanna Arquette. Like, there's loads of them. And they've got a weird Hollywood family as well, where for a while, I think they were like, why you call those people they're like, we're going to live off the grid for a while, dude? Kind of like survivalists.

More like hippie-ish, more like the people that met on Easy Rider. Yeah, man, but there was so many of those, like, people forget, like, everyone thinks of the 60s and the communes. Commune people, yeah. And the hippie thing, they really just think, oh, yeah, it was Manson, that was in. There was fucking loads at them. I'm talking, like, there was a few hundred. Like, it, like, very functional, pretty much building their own little towns, and they're all just taking LSD and banging 12-year-olds. Yeah, exactly.

and it was functional these people actually believed like we're going to make this so nice looking people will just stop doing capitalism they'll just stop it like and they'll come living here we don't actually want like you know to buy things and have

you know to watch football you want to live in the shack okay and there's a sexy little 17 year old there what happened in Mad Men one of the characters their daughter went off living a shack covering mud and she's like yeah fuck you daddy I bet you love

skyscrapers and having money and you know running water not for me yeah yeah i got a hairy bush hairy armpits and i'm on masculine deal with it boomer it's so depressing that like when a group of people get together we're like we're going to start our own thing yeah free love yeah just we're just gonna love each other and have a good time yeah 10 seconds later it's like all the children are raped well see there is a huge misconception about the 60s. They talk about 69 the Summer of Love

and that sort of hippie movement. Yes, there was a lot of LSD and idealism. There was also a lot of amphetamines, violent crimes, sexual assaults. People look at it with rose tinted glasses. There was some really dark, fucked up shit going on.

It wasn't just Manson. It was across the board. There's girls, okay, that went off, they hopped, they were like, I like the Grateful Dead. They hopped in the truck, Maybe Grafittes a little bit later, but like this hopped in the truck with like, hey, this guy seems cool. He plays guitar.

Yeah. And then it's an eight-month haze. Yeah. And then they wake up somewhere covering bruising and they're like, oh, my pussy feels weird. And they're standing over Sharon Tate's mutilated corpse.

They're playing Kipi upy with her fetus, you know? It's bad, man. It's bad, you know? And like, you know, that sort of that Tom O'Neill book, who wrote chaos about romance of things. So, like, there's a kind of, because there were programs like Co-Intel Pro. Now, I, primarily, they were focused on sewing dissent within the Black Panthers and all those groups. But also, they would have fucked with the hippies because the way they saw it is like,

these people are anti-American, they are treasonists, they're basically communists, they're a threat to national security. So, like, all the kind of fucked up dark shit, I think there was like, there was a lot more CIA involved. that people realize but anyway and this David Arquette is tied into all of this

yeah exactly let's get back I'll just say his family are weirdos they're Hollywood weirdos you said Hollywood weirdo I'm like oh CIA

Coential Pro Black Panthers yeah you're driving around looking for the choppers so anyway I didn't expect that this documentary

is a meditation on the sad and I don't know it's intentional or not but it shows the sad wordless fucking life

of David Arquette you really look at him and go like what a fucking waste of atoms yeah and he's still

having a better life than either of us oh yeah he's got an awesome life yeah yeah and he's like the whole thing

he's like he's a fucking loser and you wish you were him but he's miserable that's the thing like I thought he's like

hey I'm gonna try wrestling just to be crazy starts off with like you know I'm talking about like

I thought I was gonna be next big thing man you know, it's like going to be me, DiCaprio, you know, fucking Tom Cruise, we're all going to be big stars. And then, you know, didn't happen, man. I got the Scream franchise and I've been going to auditions for 10 years, man. And just no one wants to talk to me.

Don't even open the door to me, man. Just, wow. Yeah, you're just right around the shitty car. That is horrible. Yeah. Just say, go away, do we? I'm like, my name's not doing. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. That's amazing. And then we see Courtney Cox and she's like, yeah, we got divorced. Yeah. Yeah. Really fucking, thank God. Yeah. What was I thinking? And we go through his life.

So he was in a movie called Ready to Rumble. Was that the name of the movie? The wrestling movie with Scott Kahn. Yeah, he's in there. Yeah. He's a star of that. Yeah, but that's like, I mean, that was like in 2000. Yeah.

But because of that. Oh, sorry. Yeah, wrestling. Okay. he got into WCW wrestling Wake up Get with it People listen to this

Yeah yeah So I'm typically now If someone listening this Trying to like you know Masturbate And you've just ruined it there They are flaccid So he does ready to rumble

It's like hey I like wrestling Yeah I'm gonna do wrestling So he tries to wrestling In legitimate wrestling spaces And they're all like Get the fuck out I would love if you like Watch Ready to Rumble

And you had the exact same Responses to Tain It's like Every once in a while a film comes along that changes you as a person on a cellular level

you know that's ready to rumble okay yeah so he tries he gets into wrestling and he wins that's what piss them all

if he was just like hey I'm the Hollywood guy he gets battered yeah but he won but it's all he won the championship yeah but it's all like

written though that's why they hate so someone it's not like he was like oh it turns he was really good someone wrote him to win it

yeah yeah yeah they're like fuck you yeah you have to like wrestling's not like other sports. Like other sports

are you like oh fucking United fucked up again fuck. Yeah. It'd be different if someone was like

oh someone wrote that United fucked up yeah why did they do this? That's kind of what it is now with the Saudi

Arabians coming in but it's not getting to that the man hey you open this door yeah go on but it's like the fans hated them

can't talk about the Yids can't talk about the Saudis even the the Arquettes are off limits yeah

the Arquettes they're like ally like you know stay away from them the most so he does the WCW stuff everyone hates him he's a joke yeah he does scream four

didn't really like launch his career again now he's depressed he's living in a place he's got a new wife now who looks like young Courtney Cox okay sweet and he's like it's a childish house it's all arcade games and like he's got like a big spoon

he's like hey look oh look all the cereal I have with this my spoon is too big he's got a puppet of himself that he talks to... Yes, that's very weird. And he's like, hey, David.

Hey, David. No one likes you. Do they? No, they like me. That's no what I hear. You should have got points on the back end of Scream 3, David. You'll never be Matthew Lillard.

Yeah. I wanted to play Shaggy and they were like, nah, you're Dewey. Beat it. You'll ruin the integrity of Shaggy. You can't even play the dog freak. Get out of here.

So he decides he wants to go back to wrestling. Yeah. At what age? 40 something. He's already got like a stint in his heart already. Yeah. He's a real alcoholic as well. Okay.

Big cokehead too. Big coquette alcoholic. Also he's mental. He's mental, yeah. Legitimately mental. I like, in Hollywood, the land of mental illness and freak shows. And everyone is like, Jesus, that archette guy's weird. Yeah.

Yeah. So the doctors are all telling him, like, if you wrestle, like, the stint in your heart's going to explode basically. Exactly like Mickey Rourke and the wrestler. Yeah, exactly. David Arquette's working in a deli and slices his hand open.

Just to go off topic for a second, in that film the wrestler, I'm trying to remember now. That was an accident he cut his finger. No, he didn't properly. Yeah, yeah, I was just trying to remember there. Great film. Great film. I watched it while in Edibles and I was like, this is awesome. Well, it is great film, yeah. Yeah, so he decides, he basically does

what a lot of people do was like, okay, that doctor says I shouldn't do it, but it's cool doctor that I pay more says everything's cool, man. Conrad Murray, he just got out of the clink and he's looking for a new job. So one of the doctors, like, the best thing we can do now is give you loads of ketamine. Yeah.

I'm a cool, I'm not like those square doctors. So they give, and on camera they inject them full of ketamine, he's like, bleh, blah, I'm David Arquette, I'm doing. He's just having a bad trip and like his wife's there being like

fucking is there a chance he could die no she's like please do wrestling please really no actually the opposite she's like some producer and she's literally just started work on this new film

it's like her first big film and she's like please David don't I'm trying to do this now you're being very selfish now please he's like I'm wrestling yeah shut up I'm charming all right yeah see

it was cute when he was in his 20s but nobody wants to see 83 year old David Arquette on ketamine

doing a swam ton bomb off the top rope she literally says like I've got my own kids and my biggest kid is David

ha ha my husband's a big man child hey David any auditions today no do fucking

suck he makes me have three sums with the puppet I've got no strings to hold me up and then they play like ratchet and clank together

Oh awesome Crash bandicoot bitch So he decides he's going to be Because the ketamines helped him Oh really? Yeah yeah He's got a new character now called the wizard In what sense did the ketamine help him

He just feels better Like kind of lifted his So it was kind of like Ketamine therapy for depression Yeah yeah Okay, right, okay. So you can focus on wrestling better. Sweet.

And Blind Boys talk for the same thing now. Yeah. By the way, if you want to rape an art student, listen to Blind Boy. What? Yeah. What does that mean? I'm just saying, like, because they all love Blind Boy. So you just listen to half an episode.

Yeah. Yeah, actually, he's pretty, he should be Taoiseach, you know. He's the voice for a generation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They'll take you're smart and then they'll get in your van, and then you can make him watch eight-legged freaks. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They all love it blind boy. You can't, I had to, you know, had to put the pieces together. a little bit is like listen to blind boy and rape women because you wear a bag over your face you get away with it

but you can't say Yid I put the shopping bag on my face and they don't know who I am but I have depression it's weird you can find out who he is fairly easily I don't like that I don't like the magic

go to his house yeah I kind of don't like to think of him as like a guy a human like I don't this isn't made up name it's just a depressed dog

I don't like to think of him like as like oh this is Daniel Martins yeah hey I don't want to he's blind boy you know it's kind of fine now you know like in Disneyland were to take the heads off

yeah yeah or like when you find out the new identity of one of the Jamie Bulger killers you know it ruins the magic ruins the math wait that's John Venables as an adult

oh kind of ruins it now it's not the same it's not as much fun this picture now it's like blind boy imagine John Venables

is blind boy. Oh my God. And that's why he's so smart. And that's why he wears the bag. Because he need to kill someone to fully understand life. You need to kill a three-year-old when you're 10 years old. It's like, where do you go from there? After that, I've peaked. I'm bored by everything.

You kill a child like, oh, the salmon of no crack. Wherever the fuck, whatever the fuck dumb thing he talks about. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, Daniel, what's the... David Arquette. Blind by Arquette. The ketamine helped him. He's feeling better. Yeah. He's got a new character now

called the wizard. So he goes to like a wrestling signing. Okay. And it's real small. Like a Comic-Con type thing? The Comic-Con thing, but it's a guy shed, all right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like three guys there being like, we don't like you. Yeah. And then they're like, hey, we've got a thing going on. It's like

a backyard wrestling thing. Do you want to join in? He's like, sure, boys. That sounds fun. Just get in the van or kit. Yeah. So when I mean backyard, I mean like the ring is like the size of like me lying down

it's really small it looks real flimsy all right and it's a backyard and there's like six people there okay no exaggeration

okay that is tragic and then Arquette shows up dressed like a wizard all right and he's like yeah

they're all like boo one guy that you're like this is depressing one thing though like in David Arquette's defense

all the fucking sap who are like, you're disrespecting pro wrestling. It's like, you're all in your 40s and you're watching men in their underwear jump on top of each other. And they're called things like, you know,

the squid man and the pig face Malone. It's just like, throw up, you're retard. If fucking Dewey wants to wrestle, let him wrestle. Also, you know, wrestlers who have murdered and raped, you know, I was like, well, look, at least they didn't do it in the ring. They didn't do it

like a freaks. They have more integrity than that. So, like, they have a rest of us. It seems like the guy just doesn't like Arquette, so he literally just batters him a bit. Okay.

And then Arquette's all winded down. He's like, ooh, who, who, and he's, after that, it's like,

I guess I should exercise a bit. Get the ket of me. I haven't exercised in like 30 years. I should give it a goal. Yeah. How is he in terms of like his belly? Oh, yeah? Big belly, yeah.

Okay, right. There's a great scene of him, like he's depressed on the horse, just on the vape. And his belly's just out Just rolling over the belt And he's still He's like still drinking and all as well

It's hard to tell I think he was A few scenes of him like in strip clubs Where he looks depressed Yeah Yeah And he's like eating wings And he's like putting his head

You know he's like He's like falling asleep on the counter I assume it's because the wings are so good Oh yeah Yeah So he starts Working out And he starts working out

And he decides He becomes friends with a guy Who was a first responder And Sandy Hook Sweet Yeah, I don't know why Part of my new character I'm Adam Lanzah

Adam Lanz is a baby face But yeah So apparently he met this guy at the Super Bowl And he was like, hey You saw those dead kids at Sandy Hook You want to go to Mexico with me So him and this guy go to Mexico together Also to share a hotel room

Weird Yeah Very weird Surely our Kett can afford at least one extra room at least two beds it's a premier in come on

it's very reasonable nightly rates so they go to Mexico and learn real wrestling with not real wrestling but natural Libre Jack Black wrestling okay

Napoleon Dynamite wrestling yeah and then they teach him the ways how to like you know fall properly and how do the swings and stuff like that

that was the thing was pretty cool it's these big Mexican guys start teaching him like they're so good they can make it look like Arquette's like throwing them over

and stuff like that Oh right Yeah yeah They can basically like Arquette can just like gently rub them They'd be like Whoa

Basically like a back flip And like Oh my That's pretty cool He's too powerful Yeah Yeah yeah And also do with taking

A part of it's a thing In Mexico Where there's like Street wrestling Okay Where like Let's say there's like a traffic jam People are like

bored in their cars Yeah yeah Yeah You just run past And just start doing like Flips and like fake fights And like jump off a chain and then you like run past people that give you a dollar just like on the side of the street yeah you're on tar like on the road

jesus yeah and you're like you're jumping off a chair and landing on it yeah people are like yeah you can have a peso i don't have any money but here's some polo mint they got a bit of fluff on their butt's like thank god yes anything i mean sucking dick for mint they're the fresh maker so um he goes back then to america does some wrestling and people are still like boo I'll tell you what they're like Hey look I hate him I hope he dies Fucking hate everything

I hope his kids die But at least he's taking punishment Okay He's getting whacked here He's getting whacked with real chairs and stuff He's doing something Right right right But he's still depressed

And we find out a bit of backstory When he was growing up He watched wrestling with his dad Okay And he loved macho man Is there Andy Savage Yeah yeah Hey brother

No exactly It was more hogging Yeah sorry Fuck Yeah I'm not going to try but macho man is more like

who's more like animalistic no no it's crap mac I'm round his ham it's keep it 55

street okay so we find out he was in love with Miss Elizabeth who's that that was that was

um macho man's wife bought on screen and off screen okay and she'd appear on the ring

she'd wear this red dress sexy yeah yeah and that was the kind thing like I'm gonna bang Miss Elizabeth like

and then he hit them okay apparently I don't really know much of wrestling so then he's sad but it ends okay his new misses finally just is like okay I'm gonna humor this fucking worthless cunt she wears the red dress and he's like my dreams have come true

and then he does like some slow motion wrestling and at the end he's like you know don't be afraid to follow your dreams in the words of Martin Luther King wrestling is dope I have a dream Where black kids and white kids Can do backflips in the ring together

I think macho man Battered a shit out of Miss Elizabeth Really? I think that's also why David Arquette In real life Oh yeah in real life Yeah you know actually going off topic for a minute

a lot of guys had fallouts in wrestling and hated Vince McMahon and were like fuck you and then eventually they all come back yeah because they need the money they need the money and they want to do like the big Hall of Fame thing where people clap right

they get one last goal you know right macho man never came back okay he was always like fuck you he was always fuck you and him and Vince never made up right and then he got like a massive heart attack in like the 2000s and died

and the rumor is the reason they never made up is because macho man I saw Stephanie when he shouldn't have been seeing her Oh If you know what I mean He really was

Macho man Randy Sa-he He was a Randy Savage weren't it And I don't mean like She was of age Yes If you can figure out what I mean

I got that Yeah thank you I don't mean she was over 18 I mean, let's just say he fucked her when she was a child I've 15 or 16 I hear Jesus Christ That's not, I don't want to get sued

Yeah, yeah That's the only thing we're going to get sued about Yeah, that was when she got the heavies And Triple H started fucking her then Yeah, yeah Wow But when, you know Respect

I bet Triple H is so jelly Oh man I'm banging this old 18 year old hag Oh wow I never heard that now That's wild Yeah Geez

Some great wrestling stories Yeah I mean That dark side of the ring There's some good shit there I watched one about the ultimate warrior Yeah Yeah Massive prick obviously

All the rest of it are He's like ride it up You know Yeah they're all on steroids Cocaine and oxy cotton And then you're like I couldn't be He wasn't really understanding

When his wife was complaining He didn't want to listen to her stories Yeah He's one of the punch drywall And kill a man but he was a big dick but I didn't realize that afterwards he became like a public speaker

yeah the ultimate warrior but all his speeches about how like you know certain people are monkeys what the age yeah and he was talking about like you know they're trying to querify America and stuff like that

so he's basically that movie Cobb Thai Cobb exactly yeah he did not like Brokeback Mountain yeah he had some very choice words about it

wow uh the rumor goes that he snuck into he's ledger's apartment that night yeah you know mixed up all of his head meds it's a prank swapped his vitamin c for PCP yeah what time we are now we're over an hour are we yeah that went by so fast man yes it did got any plan i'm gonna suck some indian titties you sure are uh i don't know i might i might swing by the hip any check out the gig tonight not another else going on i'm going to try to bring just wanted to a gig sometime.

Yeah? Yeah. So you can meet her. Which... And then it's kind of like bringing her to meet the dad, you know? Yeah, yeah.

You're gonna be real strict on her, you know? But you better not... You better not fuck around with my boy. What are your intentions with Brian? Yeah.

Are you going to subscribe to the Patreon? Or is he just another piece of ass to you? Just another fuck him and chuck up. Are you all about to come and going?

Or does this actually mean anything? You cunt. Yeah. I am kind of like, because you know sometimes it's like we get where girl you don't care but now you're kind of like

she has access to internet yeah it won't be too hard for her to find the podcast but we haven't said anything like she knows I'm going to suck her titties yeah of course she knows no look by the time she hears this you'll already have sucked those tities try

the crime will have been committed yeah yeah you're going to be an accessory after the fact sweetie yeah I'm just going to see is anything else we forgot to talk about during the episodes there I had a great time here

Yeah Those are two Solid Epps I think the first one I definitely You really carried it For a change Ah yeah

Yeah It's uh Yeah Haven't really been doing I've been doing much research This week Because of NFL The playoffs are on now

So I've only been I've only been listening To listen to Blind Boy Yeah Krip Mac Yeah And my therapist Rape me

That's a good mix I'd be saying A joke And he raped me So long I forgot It's my therapist Ghosted me

yes you're really into it now are you McNally is a dude yeah McNally I bet she loves sucking Indian titties as well

nice yeah oh I loved okay McNally she was talking about Tristan Thompson he's like an NBA guy who keeps cheating

on one of the Kardashians okay yeah and she's like what do you expect he's an athlete he's going to cheat yeah

stop making the big deal out of it I was like yes respect yes finally the vice of reason she's one of the dogs and fucking

vogue's like oh you shouldn't cheat on your wife yeah boo vogue's the yeah that's good

no I'm glad now look at that 2020 you're evolving you know yeah getting into more wrestling in Joanne McNally

I'm blind boy yeah yeah I tell you it's work now yeah you know what rules with blind by

because I love the rubber bandits right I think they're 1960 special is great yeah but the amount of retards

who were always like man he's so fucking smart T-shock. Yeah, man. Blind boy, he makes me

Tink teens. I'm like, what? Like, hey man, I smoke a giant listen to Blind Boy. I don't even got to go to college.

I'm going to the University of Life and you don't ever graduate kid. Yeah, they're all retards. I hope Blind Boy hates them. I'm sure he does. I have no respect.

He's like, I love my fans. I'm like, you like your fans. Should be slapping him. gay yeah yeah it's not my cup of tea i'll be honest with you yeah you know what i have to admit something i've never listened to a single minute of the blind boy podcast just look at their look at you know here's the problem it's been going for so long i'd be so like we're we're you know

to jump in this late in the game it's like like how many episodes is he done probably a hundred over hundreds what that's bullshit that's fucking you want me look it up that's rookie number man we're we're like what episode is this like one 60 or something we wear bags in their heads yeah let me look up now as I'm talking how many talent talent was on last week and he he he said something that hit home I was like oh yeah you're a recurrent guest you know one of the first ones we had like three years ago and he was like yeah god that's depressing that we've been doing this same shit for three years and none of us or any further along I was like oh wow yeah you're right oh oh is this the ribbing I've heard about is

are you busting my balls because it feels bad are you joshing me bro bro? Bro, are you yanking my chains bro? Yeah, oh this fucking cunt

is of numbers on the episode Oh, what a coward. Kill yourself. Yeah. I tell you see that next bag you put over your head

don't put a hole in it. Yeah, a cunt. I'm so, it's such a, like weird stance to take. I hate Blind Boy you don't want him to die.

Yeah. Oh, look, his new episode is The Psychology of Aesop's Fables. Okay. You'd like that, wouldn't you? Great, yeah. Here's a fable for you. What happens if you give a man from Limerick some acid and access to the internet? He turns into a whiny cunt.

All right, I'm with that, eh? What's the lesson there? Yes, yes. no one's safe Blop blah Oh no Tadden won't be stopped Good luck

Trying to silence this guy Yeah what's up It's your boy Cad Dog And I'm off the leash Oh Yeah

Yeah It'd be so funny Though just be like I hate Start a big rivalry With Blind Boy He's somebody Blind Boy actually takes

To heart as well Like He's so much more power Like Oh You mean Caden doesn't like me He thinks I'm shit

He goes off his medication. Yeah, yeah. No, look, respect a blind boy. Really? No, I did. I like the rubber bandits a lot. And I've heard nothing but good things about his podcast. Except for when I talk about it even though I've... Genuinely, 100%

never listened to a single minute of it. So I can't judge it at all. It's just a very funny thing to say, fuck, blind boy, because everybody loves them. Yeah, it's great episodes here. Speaking about anxiety with psychology professor, sir yeah well that'd be fun it's a laugh riot

yeah yeah well that's great you can listen to that then yeah you know he should do it he should interview Dr. Umar Johnson yeah I love that yeah apparently he tried interview Spike Lee yeah no he did have Spike Lee on I remember him tell like one of the lads at work

is telling me that now I don't know how true this is but yeah tell me tell me the blind boy said to Spike Lee like they were talking about sort of like kind of slang like a jive talk right and like apparently like yo can you dig it oh i dig that i dig it apparently that comes from uh like irish people they would be like on tigin to

as in do you understand i on tigintu is irish for do you understand so then apparently that morphed morphed into hey can you dig it you dig it as in do you understand great now again i don't know if that's true or not but you know what that's what blind boy said to Spike Lee at which point Spike Lee I'm sure fired his receptionist Yeah You know what

Irish people have a disease Okay Of trying to make everything like It's actually word It's an Irish origin to that actually Yeah Yeah yeah Well Ireland's very important actually

Yeah yeah yeah They were Irish slaves too You know Yeah And they got treated worse Which our parades Yeah Couta Paddy

Sh Your name is Toby My name's Paddy O'She oh jesus army backs and bits after that but no it is like

so many people it's like no matter why I talk about it I was actually an Irish connection there we don't care yeah and I'm Irish you think Spike Lee cares

yeah but like now again this is like one of the lads in work is telling me so I could have that totally wrong and somebody's listening it's like

that's not what he said can you fucking idiot but hey screw you man I'm Ted Don't. Yeah, we're getting real. The irony is I'm way more depressed than blind boy will ever be.

But all right. No, it's also quite funny. It just keeps happening. People are like, oh, man, you must really hate that guy. They bring up some guys like, do we even talk with him? It's like, oh, you have a passionate, like, you must be. I don't remember any this shit. That's the thing.

Like, I get it a lot. Certain people who listen to this podcast like to bring it up to me. I was like, oh, remember that thing you said in 2019? I was like, no, I don't. I'm usually stoned when we record this We're talking shit We're just trying to keep the energy up That's it

Don't anything I ever say in this podcast Don't take it Take it with a massive grain of salt And then shove that salt Up you cut You fucking hooah All right Should we wrap it up

Yeah let's wrap this up All right Cheers everyone, it's free So it's free So you get what you pay it for Good luck