Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 146 : Blackass Waco

Episode Date: February 9, 2022

We here, we queer and we love the AFT.

Okay, we're here I'm here We're here We're queer It's Brian and James Get used to it Yeah You got a problem with that

I'm going to kill you Don't actually get used to it Because when the rapture happens No well I'm back I'm back in action You got I was gone there for a minute I was out

You got the Paul Marsh disease I did yeah I got the Remember they were calling it They were using offensive terms For COVID Like the What

The Kong flu Yeah yeah yeah You got Kung Paul Marce disease Cunk flu. I got Cumb Jew. Oh, yeah. So I got COVID.

Turns out COVID is real. It's not fake and gay, like I said. Yeah. So quick apologies to all the parents who I, cyber bullies, like, your child's not really dead, you lie and cunt. Fuck you. Show me the body.

Show me their certificates. And now that you're like, oh yeah, Saul's. My bad. Yeah. Takes a big man to admit when he's wrong. I guess, you know. Yeah, humility, another string to my bow.

So you got Paul Marsh COVID. I did. Paul Marsh gave you COVID deliberately. He gave it to me and Kevin Larnie. Yeah, I was lucky. I feel like, you know, the other people were like, I was going to be on that plane. But then you just got a phone call and say, don't get on the plane, Brian. Don't go to the air, Benny, tonight.

So you had COVID. Yeah. What was it like? It was okay. It wasn't like, I got lucky enough with it, like, just kind of. mild symptoms I never was like Oh no

Do not go quietly Into that good night Rage rage rage I've heard And this isn't me Making up shit I've heard there is people Who are dying

And they're like And they're still like It's not real The death rattle Yeah yeah And they're still like Don't give me that Chinese shit The vaccine

No Yeah no So I was never too bad I still kind of Feel in my chest They're like coughing up some lung butter

you know, but apart from that it's pretty good Yeah Yeah Exactly yeah yeah That's an example right there I'm gonna try and not do that into the microphone So this episode okay Yeah

It's gonna be about Two things are very commercially viable Yes The new jackass movie Yeah And Waco Sweet Yeah just get more 90s than that

Hey I'm David Koresh And this is get murdered by the ATF MOW-W-W-W-W-W-W-W yeah so it's going to be this episode's going to be about jackass and waco that's two two fun things which do you want to do we'll do jackass first okay and we're just going to have fun okay yeah because you got me angry before i don't think you realize this is how angry you get me but we're not going to talk about it okay okay you you bring up certain people and i get very i i i'm brought like i'll be honest okay i have to leave work sometimes

yeah i have to go into the bathroom for no reason and just sit there And then this shadow box Yeah, just listen to the Lincoln Park In your AirPods crawling in my skin Because certain people are doing better than me And I don't like it Yes The ever-expanding list of people

Doing better than us But here's the thing though They're doing better than us But are they really Because they seem very mentally ill Unlike me I'm listening to a seven-part podcast About Waco

I'm doing fun You know it's quite funny I'm listening to Wakeham It's like, you know All these children Were burnt alive My God What a horrific tragedy

A shameful, shameful day In American history I'm like, yeah Cool, yeah This is a great podcast And I hear about one guy Like, you know It's like

I felt emotional over something I'm like, You fucking idiot Kill me Fuck you How dare you You branched a viddy And Kant

Yeah How dare you be sad Actually speaking of little worms, okay? Yeah. It's very interesting. No, I'm sorry, you said, let's not talk about it. Don't bring it up and look at you go.

Anyway, what's interesting? It's interesting because the new Jackass movie, Jackass Forever, is out. Yes. And the response to it has been so positive. Overwhelmingly positive. It feels like it's a trap. Okay. There's something wrong here.

And the amount of people who 10 years ago would have written about Jackass and be like, oh, it promotes a toxic, a frat boy. culture of rape and genocide. And now to write about jackass and they're like, this is actually an incredibly smart reflection and rejection

of modern toxic masculinity because there's a penis in it and a black guy. And I loved it. A black guy and a penis and never the twain shall meet. Yeah. Black eyes.

No. You don't. Welcome to Blackie. No Knoxville's on that allowed. So yeah. The new Jackass, very fun. You've seen it. I have seen it.

I haven't seen it. I saw it in a Carlo cinema with Jason Brennan, and there was two guys. I enjoyed the movie, but I more so enjoyed the two guys in front of me who I'm not being mean. I think we're a product of incest. I think, and it was interesting, okay, because when you see them outside, they were. dressed like they would go to like an alternative comedy show okay okay but when you heard

them talk and you heard the language they said okay they'd probably beat up the people who go they'd beat up us yes yeah okay they beat up anyone different can you give me a little glimpse of a few what are some of the highlights of the things they said uh

basically a lot of like they say black ass no they weren't clever enough for that no it was more so just like No, but if anybody said anything funny in the movie, they'd go, huh, and then repeat it three times. Oh, yes. Yes.

Oh, you fucking, ha, ha, ha, you like that. You already said, you. You saw, look at that. Anything about, like, semen or that, you'd be like, oh, you drink that, wouldn't you? Because you're fucking wrong in the head. It was weird, because there's a character, there's a guy in it called poopies, okay?

Pupies, yeah. So they say his name is stark, it's poopies. Then 40 minutes in they say his name again. We're like, ha, ha, poopies. Oh, it went over their head the first time. Too cerebral. I didn't get it. It's actually very multi-layered and intellectual.

You really got it deconstructed. And also, they were vaping in the cinema. Oh, respect. They were loud, retarded and vaping. I was enjoying, because other people around me were like, fucking shut up. Yeah. Oh, you're ruining it.

It was another level. fun for you. Yeah. Because you know, I like other people's discomfort. I also saw a couple leave. I don't think the girl in the couple was very happy. Now was it, did she leave because of the movie or because of the incest wins? No, this is before they started getting real loud. Okay, right. Yeah, I think this is

a lot of penis-related stuff. I don't think she liked. Well, not like fun penis stuff. There's a lot of like, I didn't like it either. There's a lot of hardcore damage to testicles, especially Aaron. Danger Aaron

who is the MVP of the movie Yeah He takes some abuse from his testicles Where I don't know How medically you can recover from that And they show Testicles that are the wrong colour Wow

I don't mean black I mean they're red and purple Yeah Now what were they doing to his testicles Everything Everything I don't want to How much I don't want to ruin

Yeah you're right actually No spoiler Oh yeah spoilers For check Oh no I know somebody gets hurt Thanks a lot Brian you prick. Yeah, but Aaron McGee

Aaron gets shot on the head like the part of it. And it's like, whoa! That's what the Knoxville's never understood. But,

okay, yeah, no fucking danger Aaron, Aaron McGee was always kind of the punching bag and he was like the lame ward of the group,

they all bullied him. Yeah. And like to the point to like, do you remember the second jackass movie with the big prank where they put him in the car

and they convince him he's being kidnapped and that the guy's going to kill him. And everyone's like, you idiot, and you have our pubs on your face. It was like really horrible bullying, blah, blah, blah. But like he was on fucking Steveo's podcast there recently and he's like so cool about it.

He's like, yeah, I was like the butt of the joke to run to the litter, but every group needs that. It made it a lot more fun for the audience. He had such a good fucking, like when somebody's like abused violently for years, but they take it out of the chin. They're like, hey, I loved it. Not just crying about it on Twitter.

Exactly, yeah, yeah. No, Aaron could come out. I'm here to tell my story. When Bam put his pubic air on my face, it made me feel less than. Bam, not Bam, let's get to Bam in a minute. But because Bam is not there, I feel like Aaron took even more abuse.

Like, he's really, like, any time we're, okay, we need to fuck with someone. Yeah. It's him. And he takes the most physical abuse Well no Knoxville takes like Let's go through the characters

Okay So Knoxville The leader of the group Yeah And really like Every time a movie comes out You're like Oh I see why he's the leader

Yeah He will just do the shit That everybody's too afraid to do The shit that though It's like Is this funny or is this genuinely unnerving Like when he He gets hit by a bull in this film

Yes And I've noticed a lot A lot of the guys Especially Knoxville they don't get up after a stunts now yeah they don't just spring up like ah ha ha ha ha ha there's a lot

they put it in the iron lung for three months after that there's a lot of like in this new one of them like being stretched away and then like it's like three months later and he's out of the hospital

and then he says the funny quip that's why it took so long it took ten years for this movie to get made because like every time he like trips over he's in the hospital for a month this like this one now

I don't know how legally you can make one of these like, you know, with the insurance and all that and go like, no, no, we've worked it out. He's going to get hit by the bull, but we've worked out the mathematics of it. It's all about how you fall, you know,

as it tramples your skull into the ground. Yeah, he, I think he, I would, he apparently, he's the one who's like, we need to do his film. Yeah. And everyone else, like, you're fucking 49. Yeah. can't do this

but he takes the abuse he had legitimate brain problems in this movie really yeah yeah proper like not just concussions

I mean like brain bleeding Jesus Christ weirdly there's a treadmill stunting it that I think gave them the most damage it's them just

falling off a treadmill so weird that like it's always the little small things that like you know make you get the worst injuries yeah

yeah it's kind of like would you start mouth an awful love when I'm in a bad mood or wearing the wrong type of dress that's what happened to BAM I was like BAM you're all tits and teat

so does BAM No so there's Knoxville and then Steevo Steevo takes a lot of not really physical abuse and this although he does get in concussion off the same treadmill stunts he gets a lot of the older guys

it's more pain-based stuff it's not like jump out of a building it's more like a hundred bees in your cock. Okay. That kind of thing that you won't die but hurts a lot.

Yeah, yeah. Well, you know, obviously they're a lot older now so they can't exactly be doing backflips and what's not. They have the newbies doing that stuff.

I wouldn't mind if the movies became more just like dirty old guys who... Standing along, just laughing and stuff. Yeah, that'd be fun. And the newbies

have to do the fucking hard shit. Or how about a girl jackass, right? Just all female jacks. Like, how's it going? My name's Carla and this. stunt is called. My husband's

football team just lost the semi-final and he's had a few drinks. If you want to get woke, actually, it's to be a very woke bit now. I can do this in some clubs and they'll fucking love it now. I they won't, let's be honest. But if you were like, you know, women's jackass, that's just walking down

the street alone. You know what I mean, ladies? And it has to be stopped. Wow, that would actually Oh, they'd love you. Yeah, they would, wouldn't they? Oh my God, Brian, Brian! Yeah.

It's like, you know, when that kid who wasn't right in the head, you know, wins the big game. I guarantee you somebody is going to make that fucking joke. Yeah, that's great. Yeah. Oh, you could. Prouding myself there.

Should be, yeah. Really quick. Pontius is great in this. Yeah. He's looking the best out of all of them. apparently he lives in Wexford Wicklow, I think He divorced

Yeah, imagine this, okay He married a Wicklow woman She divorced him Stupid Cohn You don't know what you have, lady Yeah, he's the party boy Show him respect I'd love if like

When they're walking up the aisle In the church He's like, boom, boom He's got the little man song on Yeah Um So it's just the Chris Pontius How are you getting on?

Oh, they're Preston Lacey in it Yeah It's kind of sad There's a bit in it In a mobility scooter No but man There's a bit in it where like He just shits himself

It's not part of a sketch Honest to God They're getting ready To film something else And he goes Oh guys Oh no Oh no

And they're like What do I'm shit myself And they're like Oh And it's just smelly And he's crying Really?

He's a little bit like I'm 53 years old Why do I do this? But he didn't do it on purpose? No, he just shits himself sometimes. Why? I imagine, like, he's a big guy. Yeah.

He's not healthy and he gets cannon balls to the stomach. That's good point. Yeah, okay, fair enough. I need to see a gastroenterologist because I'm having digestive problems. He's like, breast it? Stop taking cannonballs in the stomach. Oh, is it a gluten allergy, doc? Am I intolerant to weight?

You keep shoving Weeman up your ass. Where is Weeman? We man. I tell you what, it's like black don't crack. We Man is looking great. Yes. And he's still doing the physical shit.

Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No bother on him. He's still a midget. Wow, what a pro. He hasn't given up. He hasn't given up the charade. Let's talk with the new guys, okay?

So you said poopies. Poopies? Who's poopies? I have no idea. Okay. Next. A lot of people, though, they love, a lot of people,

they're watching this new Jackson. for the new people and they're like, ooh, who's this Knoxville old man? He's got grey hair, ooh. I bet he's racist. Yeah, well, actually, yeah. Yeah. So poopies, he's like a big vine or TikTok guy.

Yeah, okay. He's gray. He is a real, like... But he's not young, though. He's not young, young, young. He's not young, young. He's, what, in his 30s? 30s, yeah.

He's kind of got a real... For some reason, some people you watch him, like, I want to see him get hit a lot. That'd be funny. He's got that kind of vibe. You like him, but you like... I bet when he gets hit, he makes a funny noise.

Yeah, let's do it. I don't even care if the cameras are on. Let's just get him. There's Zach Holmes, I think his name is. He's the new fat guy. He makes Preston look skinny. He's fat and he's young and energetic and he doesn't shit himself.

Oh, I actually wanted to. And he will take any abuse and he's excited. Really? Yeah, that's one thing I don't... What age is he? 20-something, I think. Okay.

He's a big boy. He's a big boy. B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-A-B-B-B-B-B-Bee. For some of them, it's like, you know, sometimes, Steve-O will be like, oh, I don't want to do this. Oh, do you know what it is now? The new generation, all just mentally ill-spastics who love self-harming themselves. and now they're like, yeah, I hope I die in this one, it's like, well, that's not fun to watch. You know what I mean? They're all dressed up like the kids in euphoria

and they're like, oh, here's a new stunt. It's called cutting myself. Here's a new stunt. It's called taking SSRIs and ecstasy at the same time and hoping I don't wake up. Taking fentanyl and sitting down at a party looking sad. Oh, yeah. There's a girl in the new jackass.

Oh, yes? Yeah. Oh, baby. I like to crack her open Yeah? Yeah Nice And also fuck her shit

I think her name's like Rachel Wolfe Okay She's hot Yeah But again like Like she Batter her

No They kick the living Fuck out of her They don't But again Like her Her problem is She's almost a bit

Too up for it And she doesn't really It doesn't hurt her You don't like that You don't like When they want it Yeah You want a bit of like

No please I don't want it Like an example Okay She has to put her Tong in a taser At one stage She just does it

And there's no like she's like does and goes like I don't it yeah okay does she do much else she did yeah a few things

not that much though I kind of want to see more from the new people there wasn't there was a wait now what about jackass 4.5

that's coming out soon yeah all the cut stuff I'm looking forward to that pressed in grabbing her tits pressed in stuff it's like I've got a shit on your tits

you cut do you know who I am you know how powerful I am in Hollywood apparently he was the big creative force back of the day in the early days

he came up with a lot of the ideas. It seems like if you're involved in the jackass world you can't just be like a cameraman you're still going to

get involved in the pranks. Pretty much anyone in that anyone involved with it gets like battered. Does Jeff Tremaine or Spike Jones

feature? There is quite a funny bit where Jeff gets a little bit of cumuppance Oh yeah? I have a new respect for Jeff Tremaine. Yeah.

Jace I didn't realize just how like he's been involved in a lot of stuff like Like the Eric Andre movie Bad Trip Yeah, yeah, yeah

The Dirt, did you see that? That's not a great example As his talent, yeah It's terrible Some people are just better In different fields, you know He's not great in narrative But he's great at this

Whatever you call this kind of weird Jackass, kind of like Yeah, yeah, yeah stunts and stuff like that Stunts and shit, yeah Oh, Dave England forgot about him Oh yeah

He's He's not looking great No? Yeah, I think he's literally missing teat Really? Yeah he's the one that kind of like would black out and become a different person yeah i think he used to be called barf barf yeah i heard some funny stories about barf yeah

there's a lot of bench warrants out for barf in different countries i heard barf one time uh and you have to respect him and call him barf okay yeah uh i heard identifies his barf yeah i heard one time barth i took a shit in jeff tremein's hotel room yeah and then jeffermain was like well i'll you know you took a shit in mine i gotta get you back so he like just pissed just did a piss in his room okay just on the carpet yeah and uh barf was like you fucking cunt

and uh rang up like MTV and like tried to get him fired I think he like I think he like cancelled their flights really they were doing a thing where they're travelling like around Europe and he like cancelled the flights cancelled the hotel room cost MTV a load of money oh my god yeah had a full breakdown

but then he woke up was like that's barf yeah very very fun movie i don't i can't say more about going into certain sure yeah you just kind of give stuff away yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah a fun a load of fun uh bam bam yeah yeah yeah back bam is in one scene because it's it's a big it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a big scene involving the whole cast yeah yeah yeah and a treadmill he's in it but they don't focus on them don't zoom in on his face he's just there. Now, for any of you dorks and losers who aren't hip

to what BAM's up to these days, if you haven't been following his mental breakdown on Instagram, I don't know what you're doing. That's a mental breakdown I can respect. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's earned. Yeah. But yeah, but like BAM is like trying to, basically, he, like, in order to be

feature in the new movie, he had to be clean and sober and take drug tests and test his pace and look at his flaccid penis to make sure it's not high. That's how you tell if somebody's on drugs. Look at their cock. But, yeah, no You see a lot of Cockney's movie

More than the other film There's so much penis Okay, good I've never seen a film with So, not just like There's a penis for a minute It's just a full penis And it's right there on the screen

There's nothing else No wasted space But yeah So Bam Basically Ban's like His legal He's like going after them It's like

I'm gonna sue all of you You Cunts and all Yeah He wasn't doing too well I think he's doing better now. There's a wild there where it's definitely like, you know, hide the shoelaces, that kind of vibe. Yeah, he keeps like relapsing and then

like apparently he, you know, in a drug induced psychosis state, he made up his own language. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's great. Yeah. That's healthy. And it's just him to say in the N word over and over. It's like, this is my new language. Poop. Yeah. Two N

words means yes. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not sure. I think there's definitely, there was definitely more footage of BAM shot that they probably didn't want to include because it's sad. Yeah. There's a Ryan Dunn tribute at the end. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Little Dunny tribute. Not too much, though. Good. You don't want to bum people out. Yeah, yeah. We're all having fun there. Oh, Eric Andre's in it. Oh, yeah.

Is there many, like, guest celebrity cameras? There is. Oh, man. Tony Hawk. Yeah. Eric Andre. Yeah. Julian Etelman, I think, is in it.

Who's that? He's an NFL player. Francis Nanganu. Oh, the UFC guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He punches Aaron so hard in the testicles that I don't understand how Aaron

like, his eyes should pop out like cartoon. Doesn't, the Francis Nyang Francis, he... Bethanyahu. Yeah, but isn't his punch like recorded as like the hardest fucking... Hardest punch ever, it's the speed of like a really fast car.

Yeah, yeah. I'm not good at Matt's but it's a far going like that kind of car. Yeah, yeah, I got you. Yeah, and they punch Aaron straight in the testicles. Is he wearing a cup even? Yeah, well, that cup basically turns into dust. The cup breaks a few times.

Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jesus Christ. God, one of the things like, again, not spoiled, but one scene of his balls where I've honestly thought the balls were going to break in half. Like, the balls go down so much away from his body. They get stretched so hard.

People say childbirth is bad. It is nothing compared to what Aaron had the face. When I get a bitch pregnant, I'm going to tell her that. It's insane. Because I was actually watching a video of a bore getting castrated. Of course you were. Yeah. That's the only thing that does it for you now is like, yeah, I don't come to tits like a pussy.

I need a bull getting castrated. No, a boar. A boar. A wild boar. Okay. Interestingly, you can castry a boar, and it doesn't really hurt the boar. If you just do it right, the boar will be like, whar, let me go. But it's not squealing or anything.

If you just do it quick enough. Why are you looking at this? Oh, I don't know. Yeah. Just because everyone else is mentally ill. Like, I'll prove them wrong. Give me a gig. Yeah.

Yeah. Any else you want to ask with Jackass? No, I mean, because... It's a great... great, I want to see more of the new cast Yeah Now, have there been any talks about Like you said Jackass Point 4.5 is going to come out of this?

It is coming out, yeah Okay, that's good It's all to do with Paramount Plus Oh, the streaming service Another streaming service, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah So now I would love to see Now, I don't want to be called Jackass 6 But it's kind of like a wild buys thing

Where the new castor and like Jackass Presents And maybe like Poopies and Poupees and Pats Poopees and pals Great That's dismissive of the other guys Oh I'm sorry You just can't let me have anything

Can you? No no no What about Rachel? You fucking Rachel's retard Yeah I'm gonna pitch that Because I like all guys

I'm just like trying to get pussy off So yeah Rachel She's the funniest one Powerful moment in cinema I want to point to my little daughter Go like look at that Look at that Not that

Not that Look at Preston's shitting himself That did more for the feminist movement Than anything Turn away feminism Yay, there we go Yeah I want to see the cat

Oh special mention to a guy called Dark Shark Dark Shark Yeah he's the dad of one of the new guys I forget which one He's a black guy who was on a show called Lighter Squad with Tyler the creator Tyler's in the movie as well

Man yeah How many new guys are there? Tyler's just in it Like he's not I know he's not one of the new guys There's like five new guys Okay Two blacks

And a woman Yeah Oh my God A fat Poopies is the only normal one there Yeah I do There's like One of the black guys

Was an odd future Okay That's the rap Collective yeah And another There's a British black guy Who we don't want to focus on at all but Dark Shark

It's not a KSI is I No no no Good work though Thank you Thank you Yeah yeah I know my young black British men

I like to keep track of them Getting harder and harder I tell you I need to buy a second abacus You've got like You know Bipipipipip Oh my god

Big Narsis in the ceiling We watched a bit Big Nasty a while ago I was I was happy to to introduce you to the world of big nasty. Yes, and I loved

every second of it. Him and Stephen Frye. Yeah. And then strangely enough, I got COVID a few days later. Coincidence? I think not. Oh yeah, so Dark Shark is a dad of one of the new guys. And he's literally done time for

like gang banging and stuff. Oh, right, right. Yeah. When you said gang banging, I was like, what? They put you in jail for that? Rightfully so. Jesus Christ. Yeah, but he's gone to jail for shit Like he's done time

And it's quite funny to have him there Where it's like, you know, party boy And he's like, I'm fucking with this shit Hey dark shark Could we push you over Gonna fuck around a fan out See what happened if you roll up on Dark Shark

Yeah Yeah, it's funny seeing They make him do a few things And he is He's not up for it at all Really? Yeah, yeah That's guys

Has you killed people? people before? I don't go into in the movie but probably statistically what? Yeah

sorry Weizhong Ching Have you heard that What? You're willing to choose that to the show Weizhong Ching That's if you say a joke

Okay But you kind of like Oh people might take that With context Okay You go Weizhong Ching

And then it's okay What Where it was It's like a Chinese Hail Mary Okay Weizhong Ching Yeah

Weizhong Ching Okay Where'd you hear this History of hyenas Okay Chris E. D. Oh, Chris De Staphano? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And Janis Pappas. Yeah, they say it, okay. So let's say, like, a joke could be like, oh, you know, the Jews control Joe Rogan. And then it's okay. Ah, okay. Yeah, yeah. So we're going to start doing that. I like that.

I like that. Is that theirs, though, should we come up with our own? Oh, well, I don't even going to come up with. Wei Zhang Ching is such a funny thing to say. Okay. You can talk up with something better if you want. Actually, what's the translation of it? I think it's a guy's name.

Okay, right, okay. all right I'm on I've been saying just out loud and work yeah and they don't know

what I'm talking about Brian did you sexually assault a new girl with Sean chin they're like

oh Chrissy D yeah yeah yeah yeah so that's that's jackass

sounds like fun a fun a fun trip and it's just happy I'm happy that none of the guys are dead

apart from the one guy who is who is dead and the other guy who's basically dead near I mean a lot of them

are if you know here's a question judging from like leave BAM out of the equation from just aesthetics from how they all look

who would you say is the next to die Preston probably that's almost too obvious Dave looks bad facial wise and energy wise

he's real like oh doing this yeah yeah oh it's gonna explode is it all right Susie's looking to go to Dartmouth

so I better so I get on the toilet then it explodes and I fall on my head great okay I used to be a snowboarder but yeah but I think he's I think physically he's okay

Are they all sober now as well Yeah Yeah that sucks They don't party anymore No That's lame bro You party boy Now he's sober boy

He's just He's wearing like a cardigan And like a tweed jacket Yeah Still got the man thong though that's good so let's unless you've

anything else let's go away from jackass unless you have anything else do you want to Waco Waco

now okay here's a new segment called Segway so you're trying and come up with a segue now from jackass to Waco

yeah yeah a natural segue we go like oh speaking of I kind of said it at the start but you know

had I known that this is going to be he's like hey I'm David Koresh and this is get killed by the ATF That's not really a segue

Okay, well what? You come up with that and you fucking Wayjean Ching looking cunt Fuck you Weishong Ching Yeah

I don't know What's a good segue See you just like Do it Do it now You can't do it straight away You failure DQIT

Be ashamed of you Yes Well they are They are Yeah Well speaking of You know Okay here's one

Join Knoxville very charismatic man. Another charismatic... Terrible. Terrible. Sucks. Preston shit himself. You know who else shit themselves? The ATF.

That's good. Yeah. So, Waco. How much do you know about the Waco siege? I mean, I don't know with specifics. I just know Waco... It was the Waco... Waco, Texas, that's like the area, right?

Yeah. It was the Branch Davidian cult that was headed by... David Koresh was the cult leader he just did a bunch of freaks living in a gaff he was banging all the

underage ones oh was he yeah yeah my word he was like it was you know he'd get a medal for how much he was like it's almost like

how did he find time to get burned to death because he was banging so many children yeah yeah yeah I mean that's how the fire actually got started because he went

he went to fuck one of the children but no lube friction burn like when you're up two sticks together yeah exactly and it just He rubbed two 13-year-olds together.

People don't realize just how combustible a 13-year-old's vagina really is, you know? It's, uh... Woo! Yeah. Okay. So, um, let's just, like, let's just jump into it. Do it. Let's jump into the man himself.

David Koresh. Here's some points for you. Just to go for a pub quiz. Okay. Original name, Vernon Howell. That's a way cooler name than David Koresh. Yeah. Vernon Howell.

Howling at the moon Yeah Howling at the Poon Because he got pussy So Whatever his name is Vernon Howell His mother had him when she was

14 So you know Yeah You can kind of make connection there Yes The apple falls far from the cunt The dad battered him Sweet

Then the dad left And the mother was like Time to get a new dad So she got a new dad And he battered him even more that was playtime Vernon now it's the real shit

it was Francis Netanyanaganu whatever How do you say his surname I used to know it And like I said it's silly Yeah Francis Francis Nenganu

Okay Interesting guy He literally lived in the car park He was Wasn't he on that podcast That we're not allowed to like anymore Oh yeah Yeah

He talked about his insane childhood And his life Well let's be honest That's why the media Are against Joe Rogan because he's too many blacks but yeah but he literally lived in the car park

and then some guy drove past kind of like you know what you talk about like an actor like a director's like she's got it yeah the guy who's like driving like he's a big fucking monster he might be good of fighting and then he just was sweet there's a fairy tale dream come true

so I'm gonna go driving around empty car parks now looking for black children. Hey you, get in the car. You're going to be a star. Yeah. You're either going to be in poltergeist or UFC champion. I haven't decided yet. Yeah. So, um, hard life, Vernon. Yeah. Hard life. Battered a lot. Yeah. Um, like a lot of people who suffer, he gets into religion. It's a comfort and there's not much around. Whereas he's from like the deep south. Deep South. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's not like he's not. He's not. He's not. He's not. He's not. He's he's got video games to distract him or shit like that he gets he just memorized the

Bible okay he gets sent to he's like excited because he gets to special he gets sent to special class but then he finds out special class is not something you know it's something you can get made fun of oh he's in with the mongoes is he I would Wei Zhang Ching

oh they're Asian sorry okay yeah yeah no he this is his words okay he said he got sent to special class like yes then he walked out one day and they were like look at the retard and he was like where and it was him he was him he was the retard

were you ever sent any remedial classes or anything like that? No not really they thought it might be a bad influence on him they sent me to even the special special class it's just a just a cupboard they just put you under the sink

for hours on end the other way like a bird you put a thing over and it thinks it's dark and it goes asleep I was in like remedial maths class in primary school because I just was very retarded Well let me ask you this

So in Texas See if it's any If it's similar to Monaghan Yeah In this they a lot of the kids They were so angry That he was going to a special class Yeah

That they held him down And sexually assaulted him What? Yeah Who did? The other kids What age? They stuck like crayons up his ass

What age was this? Very young What? Yeah, yeah. No. That didn't happen to me. Loser. And anyone who says it is,

is a lying fucking cut. What a waste of crayons, you know? Yeah. So he leaves his hometown. Okay. He goes to a place called Mount Carmel. Mount Carmel. Yeah, yeah.

Sounds delicious. That's where Waco is, okay? It's a collection of houses. It's kind of like almost hippie collective, but it's run by a six-year-old woman who's like, I'm the Messiah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And even then, so David's like, he's late teens.

Even then David just has a way, I don't know what, he's not like a good-looking guy. Yeah. He's just a way of just... Well, there's something about having crayons shoved up your ass as a child. It just makes you very charismatic. I don't know what it is, but like, he just has a way of making people do things that it's like, it's almost their fault. Because he just like rocks up as like, oh, you're the Messiah? Oh, I just had a word from God there.

He says we should fuck. Sweet. And the six-year-old woman's like, okay. Think that it work? Yeah, yeah. It's kind of like, will you shift my friends? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's the original Neil Strauss, David Khrash.

So he just starts fucking this six-year-old woman and just takes over the... The hippie commune? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice. He takes over, okay, and he starts giving her shit. Yeah. Because, you know, he's like... Give me the crayons.

No, he's like, you haven't born me a son. And she's like, I'm 16. and he's like, well, you know, if God wants to have a son, he'd make it happen. But he didn't, because you're a cunt. Yes. Yes. See, Koresh, he's like, Patrice is like,

he gets to control of bitches, man. Biches is like dogs. They ain't good with the thinking. Yeah. So, it's all going well. Koresh is now the little king of this little weird commune. Yeah. But then the son of the six-year-old woman shows up.

Oh, here we go. And he's got a gun. Yes. He's like, stop banging my mom. Yeah. And he changed. chases Koresh away. Right.

And some of the people follow Koresh. From the commune. Yeah, yeah. The way you fuck that 60 year old woman just made me realize you're the Messiah.

So they go live in the woods. In the fucking damp woods. In like, you know, they're all packed in like a couple RVs and tents.

Yeah. And they're like, we love this because we're away. Oh, but he changed his name to David. Yeah.

Why? Oh, we'll get down a second. I got mixed up. So he's now, they're living in the woods, okay? He's like, okay, um... Okay, first of all, I'm gonna have to fuck that 14 year old. And the parents were like, yes, finally.

Finally, yeah. You're gonna earn your keep loaf. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yo, don't be your cockties, okay? So he marries this 14 year old girl, and he's like, okay, now we're going to go to Israel. Sweet. So he's like, we're going to Israel, you stay here, okay? How can he afford to go to Israel? They're giving the money.

Who? The people, his followers. They're like, okay, here's the people. a 14 year old girl and here's how much money do you want we'll wash dishes for you we'll raise the money

it's like that movie blank check you know it's exactly like the movie blank check it's exactly what happened in that movie his memory serves so they go to Israel okay

and Koresh goes on a walk he comes back like guess what I saw like 10 angels they gave me these holy documents the sacred scrolls and I ate them

and now and because I ate them it all went in my brain and now I know what's going to happen and guess what 10 years from now end of the world sweet

yeah yeah we got 10 years to get ready for like the the greatest conflict the big war as in like the return of Jesus no no no I'm Jesus oh okay

yeah yeah I am the new Messiah well then what's what's the big war about just like they're going shut up which aren't you

yeah he's like okay I am basically Jesus I'm the Messiah the last Messiah and I need to have 24 children yeah because in the Bible

they mention the 24 elders okay that's going to be our kids right our kids are going to grow up become the elders now is he still with that 14 year old

yeah she's pregnant now all right so he's like you know what not enough 14's not enough 14's too old The magic scrolls told me

If you're hitting double digits It's too old The angel said if there's grass In the field So he goes back Alright And he tells his followers Like all this all right

And they're like Cool Cool yeah And more people If you start a cult I've learned You don't have to try To recruit at all

There's people who just be like Hello Can I be in your cult Do you want to fuck my wife, please? Yeah, mental illness was a lot more fun back then. Now they just get on Twitter. Yeah, Twitter's the real cult. Cadden dropping the knowledge, the wisdom, y'all.

Y'all feel me? Cadden's the Messiah. No, we're joking right. Weijong Jing. We're joking around. Okay. So, now, I told you, the sun is still in Mount Carmel. Right.

The sun's got a lot of guns. And the son is now saying he's Messiah. The son of the 60-year-old? Yeah, yeah, she's dead now. Okay, good. Good. But he's now a Messiah, and he challenges David Kresh to a Messiah off. Oh, yes.

Kind of like the movie Step Up. I kind of like 8 mile in the way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what he does is he digs up a dead body. He's like, yo, David Kresh, I dare you to bring this body back to life. Okay. But David Kresh is smart. He's just seen Weekend at Bernie, so he knows what to do.

No, he calls the police. He's like, officer, there's a silly man up there, a very weird individual, I've said now. He's just dug up a dead body. He says he's the Messiah. Yeah. Someone doesn't have a screw loose. And all the women, he's fucking or of age. It's disgusting.

He's a freak. I keep vomiting, just thinking about it. So there's a court case then, and David Koresh wins the court case. He gets Mount Carmel. Oh, okay. Yeah, and Mount Carmel is what, that's the Waco building. That's where it's at. Yeah, that's what burns down later on.

Yeah, the ranch or whatever. Yeah, yeah, that's a big ranch, okay? So now he's king of the castle. Yes. And he says, guess where everyone, as I mentioned, I have to take on the burden of sex. Yeah. Sex is bad for you. The Branch Divideon.

Yeah, that's what they were called. Yeah, that's exactly, yeah. So I have to fuck all your hot piece of, hot piece of tail wabs. I remember, now, just a little segue, but we, in religion class and school, like, my teacher put on, like, a really shitty made-for-TV movie about the Waco, like, the whole thing. Yeah. I don't know what the context was while she was showing her to us. There was this one line where, like, the guy playing David Koresh was just, like, talking to this, like, child, basically, this young girl. And he just looks at her as like, now, Susie, the Lord has told me to give you master.

seed. Don't you want to help me do the Lord's work? And she's like, yes, Mr. Blahler. And like me and the lad just thought that was the funniest thing ever. So we like, we said that for years. Like afterwards, like we'd be hanging out with people and then just turn around. It's like, now, you know that the Lord

has told me to give you my seed. Yeah. And they're like, oh, no, you're horrible. And then we get knives. No. So what age were you when you saw that? I was like 16. So you're 16, okay. And you think that's silly. It's very silly, yeah.

And that's not even your wife or daughter. No. Okay. Now, there's people here who are in their 30s and 40s who are professors. Yes. Who are academics. Really? Doctors.

Dentists, you know? Not like homeless people and junkies, okay? Yeah. Who are like... Subhuman. You know what? You know what? I thought it was a bit silly.

But then I listened to him for three seconds. I was like, you convinced me. I'm pretty sure this is all just pedos. who's like, teach us how to get young sneezes? No, but they're not, though.

They're not getting sneeze. What do you mean? No sneeze? No. Disgusting. What kind of religion is this? No, they're,

Koresh is getting all the sneeze. They're in bunks. All the men are in one section and the women are in a different section. Right. And they're in bunk beds. They're not allowed to even jerk off. Wow.

Yeah. Dear God. And they're like, this is great. I love this. You know those people from Nottingham in England went over there. People from Australia went over there.

How big are we talking? How big did it get? Let me look up the exact numbers here. All right. I think it was over hundreds one stage. Yeah. Okay, that is a lot. I look up exact numbers here for one second.

Well, you should have already done that. You're the one who did the research and had the notes. I'm not going with numbers, though. I nearly died from the Kong flu. Weishang Ching. That's bad, though. You shouldn't say that. What, Kung flu?

Yeah. Yeah. it is though it is like uh it's a it's a it's a play on words isn't you can understand where it's coming from isn't it fun it's silly i don't even could you even call that like hate speech but here's the thing people you'll say like you're like i don't think it's that bad like well what about that old woman they got beaten to death it's like i don't i don't you don't like it doesn't you like it's saying you just say that yeah yeah you know what about why you chairman moe what yeah think about that yeah give me a second i'm just looking up appear. I want to get exactly right. So, look, at the very least, 76 people died. Okay. Including 25 children, two pregnant women, and Koresh himself.

Okay. But they was over like 100, I think, at one stage. Okay. And, you know... Where did they get all those guns? They had loads of guns, didn't they? Yeah, yeah. And also guitars. Sweet. You're rocking out, dude. He was a rocker. I mean, he was like, look, this religious stuff is good, okay?

Yeah, yeah. But this is just the day job. I'm shopping around my new album It's like Charles Manson Exactly yeah But they would go out and they'd rock Yeah They rocked art Yeah

They play guitar They did write songs But like They'd do songs about like You know David Koresh That's me I'm fucking awesome

Boonoo You got a daughter She's only 12 Guess what I fucked her What you gotta do But they'd also be like Smoke on the water They were having fun

That's how they met in the mini- In the miniseries, that's how they meet Rory Culkin Oh yeah, okay So you watched a mini-series about it Yeah, I watched the miniseries Let's jump in the miniseries What? So the miniseries then, it's about,

it's based in a book by, I think his name's like, Les, no, not Lester Nygaard, that's Fargo. It's something, I don't know, it's Michael Shannon plays them and he plays an FBI negotiator. Okay.

And he wrote a book about the case and that's what the show was based on. And they kind of go in a little bit into Ruby Ridge. Yes.

Another very interesting topic. Yeah, that one I know less about but see this all comes so like the big Ruby Ridge shootout and the Waco thing. Well, let's be honest.

Okay. Ruby Ridge he got killed because he was Christian. Yes. It's illegal to be a Christian this country. If you're a Christian you get shot,

you better be wearing high heels. Yeah. you better have some mascara on or else nobody cares yeah so ruby ridge and waco were kind of like those were like big like what those happened within the space of like a year at the timothy mcvay who carried out the oklahoma city bombing he said it was a direct response yeah yeah yeah so basically all of the like kind of white nationalists who were like you know jews are taking our guns like they all point to waco and ruby ridge is like see the government is trying to kill us yeah just because the government

kills lots of people yeah yeah crazy crazy oh look at this look at this the mask yeah yeah oh what I'm not a white to premises where's jacching

I'm actually no so Ruby Ridge real quick it was a Christian family just want to live in the woods yeah the guy they were like survivalists right they had like guns and shit I mean they did have guns

but they were like not like an insane amount yeah it's not like they had like you know shit that would take down a helicopter And they were just, they seem like a nice family. Okay. I'm not even being...

So what exactly caused the big shoot out there? Basically, the dad of the family, he tried to sell a gun and he didn't have a permit. But that's like, in that world, that's like, you know, oh, sure, I put a big green diesel in the car? Yeah. It's a cheeky thing, okay? Fair enough, yeah. Like, it's not, in that world, guns are so common. It's not a big thing.

But because they were, like, kind of like, seen as, like, oh, their survival. list. They're out in the woods. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The, what are they called, the ATF? The ATF kind of wanted to make an example out of them. So they went in too hard, they ended up shooting, I think, his son. Yeah.

And then they surrounded the house and shot his wife in the face. Yes. It was just a big cluster for. It went on for days, so it didn't have a big standoff and all, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it was a big media thing, and it just embarrassed the ATF. Yeah. It just made them, it was something that you could have just, like, you just got it when he's walking to the shops. Yeah.

You could just pick them up But they didn't And they fucked up So already the ATF everyone's like Oh you guys kind of blew that And you're you know blah blah blah It's like don't worry We'll win them over with Waco

That's what they're saying is the reason We're gonna redeem ourselves They were saying like hey look A lot of kids in Waco We can rescue the kids To be pictures of us holding the happy children Yeah And you know

We'd be like Superman That ain't how it panned out No No So instead they try to raid the place So what exactly was Why did the ATF initially try to storm in

What were they saying? To rescue kids Because of the underage stuff Now 14 is legal in Texas Okay Which is why you want to relocate to Texas Yeah yeah come on Come on, I'm going to start my own compound

The compound But he was also A lot of people say he was also banging turpac year olds okay which is a bit too far yeah

let's be honest no way Shang Ching needed there so there was that and also he would have a lot of guns

did a lot of guns and they were like modifying the guns yeah so the ATF were basically like there's a crazy cult there's loads of guns

and underage sex so let's go shut them down let's shut him down let's have a fun raid sure the boys get out and do a bit of raiding yeah yeah

get to stretch the legs you know yeah to look cool for the cameras so they try to but um the uh you know the fucking place is a big compound yeah it doesn't go well they start yet the ATF started they started they were the first one to shoot basically ATF or Protestants yes okay English Protestants and Waco or Irish yeah underage you know it makes sense it's good comparison yeah yeah so it all goes to shit it becomes a standoff then

because no one wants to leave it's not a hostage situation They're all loving it They're having fun They're scared Yeah It's like Hey come out

I know we just shot a load of you But come out It's dangerous in there You could trip You could trip on a nail And get tetness I know you've got ice cream And your kids in there

But fucking Oh what We just shot your mother In the face Well We're the good guys Yeah So it goes badly

And it's the raid The siege last 51 days Wow, that's a long time Yeah, yeah, 51 days It becomes a huge media thing Yeah And nearly all the media are on Koresh's side

Yeah, they're all basically like This is the government Being too, they're strong arming And they're basically carrying out of fucking Just a mini genocide here Bill Hicks even shows up at one point Didn't he? Yeah, yeah, yeah

He shows up and he's there You know, just getting in the way, really Yeah, yeah And he's just, it's funny He shows up, he's complaining about Dennis Leary he's like, it's just a ride, don't worry, it's fine as they're burning to death So yeah, how does the fire start then?

Well, let's slow down here Okay So they're in there It's a big raid The FBI are kind of like Oh, you fucking idiots We'll clean up your mess And they come along

And they get negotiators talking to Koresh Right And at first they're like Hey look you don't want to hurt the kids it's kind of interesting watching negotiators work they're very smart

don't give them a time limit what do you mean don't be like hey look he listen buddy you got 24 hours okay hey just make it seem like hey we can go as long as you want you got to be their friends like

hey I like fucking 13 year olds as much as the next guy the FBI are breathing down my neck they're all like oh don't fuck children they're a bunch of squares yeah but hey I I like like to rock out too, you know? Yeah. I just got the new Pearl Jam album. That shit slaps, bro. It rocks. So at first, they're like, hey, look, what can we do here? And Koresh

is like, if you broadcast my message on national TV, we'll come out. Yeah. Okay. And, you know, the FBI guy's like, sure. They broadcast the message. What was the message? It's just a general kind of like, you know. Stick it to the man. No, it's just a little of Christ, Bible. shit, okay. It's not anything like memorable. It's like, we have chosen people and the scrolls and the 24 elders. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Boring shit, okay?

So... But they do that, they do that. They do that. And Koresh is like, yeah, okay, I'm going to leave. Actually, no. Oh. I just decided there, I'm going to wait for a message from God. Yeah. So we're not leaving until then. Right. And a lot of other people in the compound are like, are you sure, David?

Yeah. Because I kind of want to leave. Because a lot of people with guns outside and they don't oh Kresh by the way he's been like really badly shot during the first siege

yeah so he's kind of like you know so yeah how many there's already been a few deaths a lot of deaths

yeah a lot of deaths yeah and like one I think like one one one ATF guy I think like

hurt his toe so they're like look we need to kill them all now nice so it goes goes on for ages, and Koresh keeps fucking with them.

Okay. It gets annoying. She's like moving the goalposts. It's like, oh, we'll come out. It's like, oh, no, I wanted sprinkles on my ice cream today. So, no, no, I'm not coming out. Like, but they do make a few compromises. Like, they do trade a few, they get a few kids out.

Okay. Because they're like, oh, look, we need some supplies. So give us some kids. So he just gave him the ugly kids that he didn't want to fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here, take the mongoes. I don't want them. This one's got no ass.

Look at this. Itty-bitty-titty committee I want somebody with a bit of junk in the trunk Yeah I want Cardi B but a child You know

I want Macaulay Culkin No We could get you Kieran Culkin No It's not the same It's like the Aldi version So

It goes on for days and days Yeah And then the negotiator guy Basically the The main guys in the FBI Are like Go let me at him Let me out

Let me out Blow him up and negotiate guys like a real nerd like, no, let's try negotiating with them. We need to respect life. Oh, we shouldn't burn the children to death. Who's this nancy boy? And eventually they kick him off.

Yeah, good. Hit the bricks, dork. So their plan is we're going to get tanks at really long Oh yeah, the big thing, like the tanks with the big big nozzles. What are they called? Yeah, it's like a battering ram. Yeah, yeah, but the pumping gas.

Oh, okay. So they all charge the building, going through the walls, pump gas and they're like, look, the gas are going to building, the guys start coughing they'll all run out, the end. Yeah. But they don't come out. They stay in. Oh, wow. And then they go into the bunkers

downstairs, okay? Oh. And then the building somehow catches fire and they get trapped in the bunkers and they burn to death. And there's a big speculation, like, because didn't the FBI try to say, oh, they started the fire themselves? They said they started a

Yeah, but a lot of people are like, no. If you watch the miniseries, it's, there's no doubt about it. The people, the, uh, ATF, the FBI, they start the fire. Okay. Well, if you read other sources, yeah. There's more doubt than I realized. Okay. Like, you know, you've seen that famous video where they say like it's, there's

flame trovers on the tanks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Flame thrower, yeah, flame thrower, flame thrower, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, on the tank. Right. I don't, I don't know It's not as concrete as to say What somebody will say is that It was a kind of common enough technique in the FBI

Where they'd shoot like gas canisters And sit like that And then a fire happens like Oh oopsie daisy We didn't start it But they're throwing in flares That can cause a spark Right, okay, sure

I'd believe that now Yeah I don't think they actually had flame throwers Yeah I don't think they like I don't think they They know started the fire like you know, let's burn them all, but it probably was like a, oh shit. It wouldn't make sense to actually burn them on purpose,

but I think they're like, I just will get them out. And it didn't, because it looked terrible for them. And there was, like, years and years of court cases. And then, like, the amount of, like, people are riled up. And just the surge in, like, um, kind of the separatist groups and the anti-government groups. And, like, as we said earlier, like, Timothy McVeyer goes out and carries out, like, the Oklahoma City bombing is, like, the worst domestic terrorist. stacked ever, I think

up until 9-11 that was like the most, like, horrific. Would Pulse beat the? Yeah, no, I think Pulse, I think more people died in the Oklahoma City bombing. Pulse is silver medal. Yeah. Better look next time, buddy.

Weizhong Ching. I don't know how many people died in the Oklahoma City bombing, but it was like there was a daycare facility in the building, a lot of kids, like it was bad, you know. And directly connected to Waco and how badly it looked on TV as well

Like people saw the fires Yeah It's not like they read a report about it It's like they saw the building They were like all the kids And they'd seen like They'd seen Koresh on TV Yeah

And they seen the people And the people were like Even the people who got out, okay Are like I liked it Yeah Some people aren't But some people are like

It was bad So many I didn't really I thought everybody who was there died No a lot of people got Yeah, yeah. And one of the guys got real fat. Oh, yeah? Not to be mean here, but he got like, like silly fat.

Yeah. He's actually in the miniseries, and he's in the background. He's like, that guy's so fat, he must be like, I thought it was the director or something like that. I had to look him up. He's the guy Rory Culkin plays. Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah. He's got super fat.

He's, yeah. Jesus. It's not really connected. And it's directly connected, which was worse, okay? The Oklahoma fat Oklahoma tiddy bombing Look at those big fatty boomerati mantis Boundy Bindy Bindy Bindy

So like The miniseries again It's very sympathetic to Koresh It portrays him as like a He was a paedophile though Let's be... Well here's the thing It's called a spay of spay 14 is legal in Texas

Yeah So Dda Is it? Is it actually? It is. Still? Well,

it's legal If you get Parents' permission I think now it's been pumped I'm yes We say it's Word of God

Yeah I think now It's been pumped up to 15 Because you know Fucking liberal Oh my God Yeah

With parents Permission No parent Is gonna say Yeah They did Okay They were

More than happy Like man Multiple kids They were like Hey You can have this daughter and my other

daughter as well I'll throw this in hey it's crazy Eddie here you can get this one for free and they would be happy

and a lot of them are still happy a lot of them are still like hey look Kresh great guy misunderstood

I was the best dick I ever got yeah yeah wow it's wild there you go yeah yeah

I don't have much else to say about that yeah I mean what else could we say fucking out Jackass

David Fresh, you know. And I don't know what to think. I think maybe you shouldn't burn the children alive, but I'm not too sure. I mean, yeah, like, the ATF- You could definitely handle it better. It's like one of the biggest, like, embarrassments that they've ever had, right? Yeah.

Like, it was, like, public opinion was just like, you guys are fucking murdering scumbags after that whole shit. And, you know, you know, but then I suppose the Oklahoma City bombing got people back on side. It's like... No, I think even at the time they were like just because it was. yeah but then it's kind of like okay but you know this is what happens

you know we need the FBI to go after people because you know this look at this freak well I tell you it it didn't cause a dent in recruitment to like separatist agencies and shit like that a lot of people are still like yeah and again I don't know much about it but isn't the whole thing like the government affected yeah like not to get a notification

yeah like it's a false flag like it kicked off Spotify here but that is what that is uh yeah that's a theory certainly yes yes well i think uh because which i don't believe timothy mcvay um he kind of like his military career is kind of uh there's some kind of patches of like you know where you can't find information on him it's like he sort of went off the books for a while so people speculate he was involved in black ops and kind of shit like that so wouldn't it couldn't it just be though like he just like didn't do anything for a while.

I don't know. This is just what people who believe that... Was he, was he like a separatist kind of out in the wild guy? Yeah, he was.

But then he would be off the books then. No, but he was like in the military though. Oh, okay. Yeah. Like he was a military like... Oh, listen to me here. Yeah. I'm just like...

I have no information. I'm like, no, you're wrong. Yeah. Yeah. That is how people like you conduct themselves. Yeah. I'm spitting the facts, but you're like, no.

I disagree. I feel like that's wrong. Ha, ha. All right, let's wrap this up. Yeah, let's wrap it up. We'll get another coffee after this. Yeah, I'll get one too. You feeling tired?

I do, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you know, it's, um, this is the most talking I've done in quite some time. I suppose, yeah, it's been while this is recorded, yeah, yeah, but people have missed you. Have they? Yep. Who's been, who, everybody's mad for the cad dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You are, they said you are the modern day David Kreck.

Well, out the balls. Yeah, I'm such a pussy. saying oh make sure you're of illegal aid like a big buffing yeah no I think you've got a charismatic kind of vibe like if you wanted to fuck my girlfriend you know what could I do really let's be honest okay what am I going to stop you

yeah yeah you wouldn't have a chance pa Xinjiang chi or whatever what was it that's offensive Wei Zhang Chi Wei Zhang Chi yeah and that's okay that's if you get away with anything then

sweet yeah again it's like Hail Mary Chinese Hail Mary so Any of you want to say before we leave? No, just glad to be back. Oh, we got some new Patreon subscribers? We got some new, yeah. Well, we'll talk with them on the Patreon.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, shout out to the Patreon as well. Head over there. Yeah. See what you're missing out on. There's good content over there. Let's be honest. It's only matter of time for everything fun on Patreon gets taken off.

Yeah. And then we have to go and bitch-hoot. Yes. I'm looking forward to that. You're going to make lots of friends. We're going to start our own commune. And the ATF are going to be burning us down, but public opinion is like, yeah, good, good. Burn them, who cares, a pair of freaks.

All right, everyone, bye. Goodbye.