Brian and James Fuck Each Other - episode 147 : Mary Queen Of Thots

Episode Date: February 17, 2022

We check out this "Alt Right" thing the cool kids are into and then get all excited about Mary Queen of Scots. Hell yeah Queen!!!!!!

Anyway. Actually, you're an irony, bro. Am I? What is it irony bro? You call me gay?

I'm not sure. I'll fucking kill you. What's an irony bro? I'm not quite sure. It's people who like, there's a fine line between like funny. Yes. And starting a riot which,

you know, like burning down the synagogue. There's a fine line there. I'm not quite sure where it is. Right. Because I was watching that new Louis Theroux documentary. Yeah.

What's an extreme and online? Exactly. Yeah. And in that he talks to a lot of people and they're there's a again like the line because they're all like I'm just having fun so it's kind of like trolling or edge lord

they're their edge lord trolls but they are organizing and they're actually like doing like Hitler salutes and you know they are we need to get mobilized militarized we need to take it out to the streets and sexualized I'm going to irony bro all over your

tits yeah but they're all like I'm broing so hard like none of them like they're intention isn't really to be funny. Okay. They're, they're weird. Yes.

Yeah. They're weird, but because they, like, have been, they all wear suits, though. Okay. And they're all like, hey, like, give off this kind professional, like, I'm a broadcaster, I'm a truth sayer. It's kind of, I think it's sort of, they're trying to embrace a sort of traditional values thing of

what masculinity was. Basically, they've all watched Mad Men and Peaky Blinders. Like, that's a man. I wear a suit. I drink scotch I grab a ginger's big tits and I smoked cigarettes all day And that's a man I'm a man

And I think they buy into that You know Sort of the Well that'll be the conservative view I think Yeah So the new Louis Theroux Documentary I watch

Yeah It's weird Because he interviews The three people he interviews Okay He doesn't really go that much Into like The world

Right Because that's you know You could spend an hour It's one like Like a lovecraftian thing we're like, the more you learn about it, the more you're like basically handicapped yourself. Sure.

Yeah, yeah. The more you go like, okay, well, so baked Alaska, is baked Alaska connected to Brendan Beardsley? I don't know who, I know baked Alaska. I don't know Brendan Beardsley. Yeah, but that's what I mean. Like, I know I've got the disease, okay? Like Pontypool.

I've got the disease. I don't even know what you're saying right now. You're talking gobbledy gook. I've got the gobble. You're talking Dinger speak right there. what was that pontie what I've got gobbly goop disease yeah yeah

wait watch out what's his Pontius pilot is an irony bro what did you say their Pontiac what what's his name Ponty pool is a Canadian zombie movie

okay and in that it's a the disease is spread through language okay so instead of biting someone if you talk to

if someone has a zombie disease and they talk to you yeah you get the zombie disease as well okay it's a good movie

that sounds like an interesting concept It's a very good, very good Canadian movie. It's all set in a radio station, so you can imagine. So it's kind of like how sort of indoctrination and kind of ideology can be a disease. Oh, no, there's none of that. Oh.

You can put that into the film if you want. Is that the subtext, I mean? I don't think, I think it's just like, oh, this would be a cool zombie movie. Okay. And it's very well done. If you want to, if you're gay, all right. Yes. You're a little nerd like you.

Apparently I am. I'm a big gay irony. I'm an irony gay. Yeah. I'm irony gay. Yeah. taste a lot like regular gay I can't believe it's not gay

yeah yeah you can put that on if you want it's like an interesting subtext but it's not like hitting you over the face with it going like oh look yeah yeah like when people say there's WMDs but there's not yeah okay right

yeah it's not that force fed but now what I was talking about oh yeah so he interviews three people in this new documentary he talks to Nick Funtes I've definitely heard that name then

Brendan Beardsley okay I'd never heard that until you said it and then baked Alaska all right okay those are the main tree and he talks to some whewer some

some woman and she's also racist because she's a woman it's worse is she hot oh yeah yeah oh you couldn't get by this is a double standard you can't be an ugly racist

you know yeah if you're a woman yeah that's what I mean it's like if you're a woman and a racist you got to be hot You got to be smoking And you've got to be under 30

Oh, of course, come on I'm irony gay Not proper gay It's the same with racism And hosting a TV show It's the same way Like they let the dog ugly men host it But the woman she's got to be tight

Gotta be tight And she's got to be in the 20s Yeah And they're constantly checking her Like are you sure you're not 30 Yeah Are you fucking You could don't fuck me around

Okay It's kind of like Now you go into the The kitchen Under the floorboards It's all women over 30. May I have some of your delicious milk?

I'm the Poon Hunter. Yeah, yeah. So, he interviews Nick Funtas first. Funtas is like 23. Okay. But he dresses like a Don Draper, kind of like he wears the suit all the time. Kind of Ben Shapiroe, is it?

No, he thinks Ben Shapiro's gay. Oh, right. He's had fallout. Ben Shapiro thinks this guy is dangerous. Oh, wow. Yeah, Ben Shapiro just thinks, you're actually a gay nerd And you're not a super cool as me You're a total fucking loser Yeah so Ben Shapiro is like

Like he'd be the nerd in school okay Right okay And um Funtez Funtes be like the guy in like the AV club Who's like no in like the Dungeons and Dragons club He's like look at that fucking nerd over there He's no anything about dragons like me

Right right And what are what are Funtes' big America needs to be white Oh Funez what May I pray tell what's his I don't know but he's embraced the whiteness

anyway okay he seems very white right he's one of these sneaky Mexicans that's why he's like Louis C.K yeah but he doesn't even show his dick so he white is right white is right should be primarily I've got nothing against them the other

the non-whites yeah I don't want them anywhere around where I am okay but I'm not racist right okay yeah yeah and women shouldn't vote oh okay speaking of that as well right now that's going to a struggle because they like voting for some reason but they shouldn't really be allowed to vote

and it's something we're going to have to like figure out over time he's 23 he's like 20 he started when he was like 21 and has he got a big following like huge really makes like 4,000 a second yeah he's just constant

money yeah yeah I forget I was going to say 4,000 a day that doesn't seem that much that's quite a lot now 4,000 grand a day. I'm not used to a... I'm not like the common mat. It's like, oh, is that for a pint of milk? A pint of milk's 20 quaint.

I think, yeah, it's 4,000 a day. That's good. That's good living. Yeah, and he lives with his parents. That's 16... No, it's not. It's a lot of money. I tried to do the mat there. Don't do the mat. Don't do that. You don't embarrass yourself and more importantly me. Yes, yeah. He lives

with his mom. Lives with his parents. She hot? He's got a milf. We don't see the parents. He's never had a relationship with a woman doesn't want to in sell then oh no I think he's banged

I think he but never like a long term relationship oh okay he's like no his interview he's like yeah

I've seen women no thank you and you got respect that anyway you sure do he's got a weird vibe or he's always like

he's got like a salesman kind of vibe or it's like kind of like very fake and like is he gay do you think

no no no no no you sure oh no I don't think he would allow himself to be gay that's what I mean like

posited, you know, I don't know. No, he's got the vibe of like a guy. He strikes me as like, let's say there's two roads in the yellow wood. Yes. Okay, and this guy, he could have gone the kind of route of like, yeah, I'm a feminist and Rufian women. Right. That's one road. Of course.

Or the other road has become like racist, uh, internet personality. And there's only two choices, all right? That's it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or you could be awesome and go down both roads simultaneously and really rock out, you know? Yeah, and he's... I'm all for women's rights, but only certain women. Like, he's...

I'll only rape white women. I'm sorry. If you say that in some places, they'd be like, this guy right here. Hey, I'm irony, bro. What's up? I'm irony bro right now. Whoa, look what I'm doing here. Well, the thing is, like, they say, like, it's just irony, but, like, it's weird to, like, do, like, a full hour about why, like...

Every week. Yeah. Every, he does three hours. Okay. Non-stop. No commercials. Oh, yeah, yeah. No, but he's better than us.

Okay. He does three hours non-stop, okay? Yeah. Talking about like black people didn't invent a wheel. Okay. That's, yeah. Right. I don't know what that means, but like, yeah.

Or like, let's say, like, you know, white people invented everything is good in this world. Yeah. And you can talk about that and talk about how, like, black people, you know, it's predominantly, it's criminals. They, they, they bite people, you know. What platforms is he on? Has he not been booted off there? He has, yeah, but he's got his own. platforms.

Like, bitch shoot, gab. No, no. So, a telegram, I think, is his... Telegram? Yeah. You don't know Telegram? Oh, I'm such a loser. Yeah, so he's basically talking about, like, black people, like, kind of wear wolves and

like, but he doesn't... That's silly, okay? He's not being silly. He's like, you know, they will steal your... They'll steal all your stove, they'll break into your house, they'll rape your children, they'll hold down your daughter. Yeah. They'll spit in her face, you know, stuff like that.

Yeah. But they'd be like, it's irony, bro. But it's been three hours of this, you know? I guess I'm dumb I don't really get the joke But I guess I'm like a simpleton I don't This is so

It's like It's like on cinema With Greg Turkington It's so clever I don't get it Exactly Yeah Yeah

Yeah Okay So he interviews him He's the nicest out of him I mean like With Louis Or like the most kind of presentable Or yeah he's just like

Yeah yeah great Yeah Yeah Well that's Well we disagree But Thore What do you got going on there

how do you spend your Shabbas Louis? You keep the iPhone in the pocket the whole time or what's going on here? Next the interview's Brendan Beardsley Beardsley's the biggest little cunt, the biggest little pussy

because he like does video him like given like the Nazi salute? The Nazi salute, okay he gets into a car he gets a Nazi salute By the way, Brian was moving his hand I didn't just instinctively know

Oh, Nazi salute, of course. He was doing it. Anyway, but yeah. Yeah, and I wasn't even good at it, because that's... He just went to scratch his head. It's like, oh, a Nazi salute. Yeah. Yeah, so he was doing it, all right?

So then Louis gets to Brendan Beardsie's house. He's like, okay, what about this video of you doing a Nazi saloon? He's like, okay, you're disingenuous, okay? You're in the media, and you're... Get out. Get off my property. Really? Yeah.

No, he said, get out my house. And Louis's like, we're outside. Well, get out anyway, all right? So Louis gets the car, drives off Louis takes out his phone Brendan has gone straight into his house and is now live streaming About Louis, okay?

He's like, guess what? The BBC, that stands for Jew Jew broadcasting blacks, all right? He's dyslexic as well. And he tried to trick me, okay? But let me tell you people, he's not going to trick me, he's not going to trick you because he hates all of us, all right?

He hates the truth. You've got to be up very early in the morning to catch old beards lay off guard. But then Louis calls him on the show. Respect. And Louis's like, hello. But Louis never like dropped,

you know, Louis's calm. Yeah, Louis is always just very, and so you don't think six million is an accurate number. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's always very calm and like, you've got to respect him. I mean, he is shrewd as a motherfucker.

Exactly. He is cold. He is calculating, manipulative, duplicitous, and they're all like that. Yeah, he's like an assassin. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. But so he calls him up, and again, very calm, just felt like, I try to, it's something people wanted to know, and I thought I'd ask you the question.

I'd look silly if I didn't ask you. Yes. He's like, yeah, screw you, you, uh, donkey diarrhea, turd. Oh, sick bird for Beardsley. Yeah. You just got a Beardsley bird. Yeah, yeah. Like Jeff Ross, okay?

And then, but then Louie's like, okay, I understand. But let me just, can I just ask, what got you in this line of work? It's like, well, I do... Oh, you're not going to trick me, Louie! It's like a Jedi mind trick. You're always sucking me in. Yeah. Oh, good boy, and he hangs him up.

These aren't the Jews you're looking for. So that's the end of Beards Eve. That's because they are stormtroopers. God, that was clever. Very multi-layered. Cabin's on another level. There's layers to what you're doing. Exactly.

Maybe there's layers to Nick Funtez. I don't get it. It's a very, very inside joke But anyway, so that's Beardsley done Beardsley, so Beardsley is the worst Yeah, yeah There's nothing to it, no substance And now Baked Alaska

Baked Alaska is next Now Baked Alaska, he seems to be friendly enough But he has people filming Louis the whole time Yeah, he kind of has a constant 24-7 He's got a crew with him, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah The Alaska boys I don't think that's what they're called

Whatever they are like I kind of wish they went more into the Baked Alaska because Baked Alaska is such an interesting loser I told you for he tried to be a rapper

yeah and did he work for vice at one point he worked for was a buzz something similar maybe BuzzFeed

maybe BuzzFeed it wasn't vice it was something much lamer yeah and basically I think he came in wearing a make America

well that's what he says okay right they said he was just smelling an annoying and he was like no it didn't like me because of my political beliefs

now I had heard of baked Alaska because that guy Porcelain did a documentary about him. I only watched about half of it because halfway true was like, I don't know who this guy is and I really don't give a shit and I just kind of turned it off or whatever. Yeah. But yeah, again, then there was also

and I think we have talked about it before. Remember that video of them at the petrol station? Yeah, yeah. So he basically had it set up like his Patreon or whatever, his YouTube live. Every time somebody donated out of a speaker, they would blast the N-word.

In a public space, people, a bunch of stuffed shirts. A bunch of people don't get irony. A bunch of non-irony bros. Irony nose, I call them, huh? But it doesn't work.

But anyway, irony big nose. That's something. That's something. Irony Jews. Yeah, let's just straight to the source. Cut out the middleman. But yeah, so basically, he's in a public space

with the N-word blasting from a speaker. and obviously loads of people are donate I mean it's clever I guess from our financial end because he probably got a lot of money but people are obviously They're probably donating like one dollar Yeah but I mean it was It was going a lot

It was going it was putting the work in And obviously people get annoyed They start attacking him He's like oh you believe this In America freedom of speech being shut down I'd be an attack It's like you have a speaker blasting the N word And there are black people in the vicinity

Who are quite miffed With their kids Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so they start getting attacked. So I remember seeing that video... But the attacked, it's not even like... It's just like they get in the trailer and they're like, hey, fucking asshole. Wait, and doesn't Big Alaska come out and pepper spray them? He pepper sprays, he pepper sprayed someone, and now he's blaring the N-word, and he's like, can you believe this?

They can't deal with me. I'm too awesome. Yeah, so obviously the little bit that I've known of baked Alaska, he seems like a fucking retard, like... Anyway, so in this, he brings, annoyingly, baked... he goes to Baked Alaska's massive house. Oh, yeah? Yeah. And Bacelaska's like,

yeah, we're filming you in case he's trying to try and trick us. Okay, he'll probably make us look like assholes all right. Yeah, yeah. But he's like, yo, check out this new video I'm working on. He plays this song. He's been... Oh, he's still doing the rap.

He's still doing songs, but it's not really a rap. It's more just a song. There's no rap into it. It's just like, uh, what was it now? Let me try and remember exactly. Twitter is gay. Twitter is fucking gay.

Twitter is gay. You see, You're moving. Oh, I'm jiving to it. You're moving, you're grooving. Twitter is fucking gay. It's like that scene in the jerk, you know? Oh, I can't step.

So that's the whole song. It's like three minutes of that and he's like, he's playing a song kind of going like, look and Louie like, yeah, yeah, you like it. And Louis's like, you know, fucking. Yeah, it's a very interesting song. I must say it doesn't slap, bro. That shit don't slap.

Fuck you. Get out of my house. Why does this keep happening? So then Louis joins them in one of his streaming sessions. Okay. What's fun is you can watch the documentary. Then you can watch the live stream. Right.

From the Baked Alaska point of view. How long did that go on for like? Like 40 minutes. Okay. I think Louis's not too comfortable because the fact that he's in the stream is making it more popular then. Yes. So he is sort of platforming hate, I guess, would be the word. We'll get into that in a minute.

There's a whole debate about this documentary. Yeah. Oh, are people... Yeah, people have opinions. What? Yeah. People on Twitter have opinions. But anyway, so he's with Baked Alaska then.

That satire dorks. Sorry, go on. Enough of that, all right. I'll turn my mic off. You just tell you, yeah. Let me talk about Biscala. Sorry. You can't even see it.

I can't get it wrong. You're stupid God. Yeah, baked Alaska. It's a dumb name. It is a dumb name. Because you know what? Because I say it and my head's like, that can't be right. Yeah.

Your brain auto correct. Yeah. Well, that's what you call it. The doctor's called it dyslexia. He's like, no, my supercomputer brain auto correct. the words and it comes out properly Boktabuska, Alaska, man. That's the right

pronunciation. Every time I spill I spill colder by 7 I'm like no, there's a red line in my head anyway, okay. So Baked Alaska, all right? He's basically just they're standing in the middle of a busy street and he keeps going like, uh, Trump,

Trump, make America great again. Trump, you're Mexican. You're Mexican. You know, some woman's like, no, I'm not. Oh, Mexican, and then they start playing like some Nazi music on his speaker. Oh, God. Yeah.

And then people are like yelling at him. He's like, oh, fuck yourself. And then Louis's there again. But then like... Louis, he's just standing in there like, okay. Yeah, yeah. But then he starts getting angry at Louis.

I think because he's like, I'm getting bad vibes off you, man. And then he starts screaming at Louis for about 30 minutes. But then like, Louis's trying to make points and he's basically, the equivalent of going like, uh-da-da-da-da. retard says what

yeah yeah yeah so then Louis just kind of leaves after a while okay but um wow they managed to grind down Louis

that's the thing like Louis's talked to not like legit Nazis yeah like people are like skinhead Aryan brotherhood

people and like the Westboro Baptist Church he's been in the mega jail yeah yeah but the thing of it all that stuff

is they're always like weirdly like oh welcome to her home Louis yeah yeah this he is this is our burning cross and this is our

outfit we wear when we you know the Ku Klux Klan outfit but they're all kind of nice about it Yeah yeah yeah And these people are just so annoying And childish seemingly Yeah yeah That Louis's kind of like

You know what fuck you slip I can't I can't bite my tongue You're a bunch of fucking poofs I'm off Yeah slips out The mask slips for a second It's actually Johnny Vegas in disguise A lot of people don't know that

Louis Thru is Johnny Vegas What a great disguise And then finally he talks to the one woman But the woman though She's a bit lame Because she's kind of giving up On the whole old right thing now I think she's still a little alt-right

But she's kind of distanced herself From the Charlottesville stuff But it's funny because she's like Talking about she was in Charlottesville I think Or some other Some other event I'm not quite sure But she's at some event though right

And Louie's like So you're there And you know They've all got Nazi You know Symbols around the place and they're all like saying hail hitler

and they're all like doing nazi salutes what were you thinking there and she's like I just I just thought it was a bit I just thought it was like a joke I didn't realize I thought I was in the upright citizens brigade I thought it was second city

it was a goof yeah yeah has she kind of moved into more like I'll just be like an Instagram thought or no no it's more just like she still I don't understand these people it's still like I still say I don't like the black but I don't be

problematic like them I mean yeah because that's the thing like there's no real longevity or planning in it it's just kind of like it's sort of like something catches fire

and then it's kind of like no I just have to maintain this fire and eventually it'll either fizzle out or destroy you yeah or does top onto the next thing like yeah exactly

like a lot of them are just like they'll be racist for a bit and then like oh you know streaming Fortnite that's also pretty popular

let's do that instead yeah yeah yeah but Nick Funtis he wants to be president really yeah yeah he's got ambitions and i tell you some of his followers they're very much like he's just like you know where some like catholics when meet the pope they're like oh my god this is start crying this is my connection to god

in the way yeah yeah yeah that's kind of like some of these people are kind of like man i i traveled uh miles and miles to see uh nick fountis he runs america first is his organization okay um they're like man i i traveled miles and miles to see him and it's it's just he's the greatest political tinker for the last 5,000 years it's just it's it's better than Martin Luther King so it's very like or the other Martin Luehler but better than them combined the white one the wrong one yeah yeah this was very like cult like in a way I guess

yeah it's on the fringe of the cult where you see you can see a snow falling into full on like you know who will I kill for you master like they could I mean you could see maybe in 10 years Nick Funtes in the compound with the ATF outside and children burning alive. Sadly, no, I could see it more like Nick Funtis. On Celebrity Big Brother?

No, I could see him having like a role in the White House in like 20 years, yeah. But by then it's all normalised and it's like, oh, you got a problem with that? Or maybe like on Fox or something maybe. Yeah, on Fox, yeah. Or whatever the equivalent of the...

Maybe Fox would be dead by then. Whatever the equivalent of the big right wing kind of thing. And he's kind of like the chill guy on it. Because everything's going to move to the right. Now, what are people... People are taking issue with this documentary, are they?

Ah, yeah, of course, they are. And that... Louis, like, Louis's basically, like... Yeah, he's platforming hate speech. Yeah, blah, blah, blah. Louis's just as bad. But, like, that's... Have you ever watched anything he's done?

Like, he did, as we said, Aryan Brotherhood, Wet Spro Baptist shirts, black people. You know, it's insane. Jimmy Saville. Yeah, Saville, of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Phil Daniels. Was that his name? The little magician guy? It sounds close, but no cigar. No. Phil Daniels is from Quadrophania, I think. Who am I thinking of then? Paul Daniels.

But yeah, you're very close. I knew it was wrong, but I couldn't help you in any way. Story of horror. That kind of defines this whole thing. You say something like, no, that's not right. Well, I don't say anything else. You don't correct. You just say wrong, but you don't offer the right answer.

Yeah, I didn't like it. Let's talk about Mary Queen of Scots. Okay, hard left. So that's, now did you think the document? documentary is good. This is wrap up there. I thought it was very good. Yeah, yeah. I thought it was good. I thought, um, you know, people are like, oh, I didn't offer any solutions. That's not, that's not Louis's thing. Never has. Yeah, yeah. Like, his whole thing is like, it's me and some freaks. That's the whole career. It's me, you, and the freaks. Because you know what? If a different person, if they were presenting it, it'd be the same kind of thing. They'd be like, hey, yo, hey, look, my name's Danny. And we're going to see, look of a day. Whoa, you believe what? Because he's English and he holds back. What are these people want Stacey Dooley in there, do you? Jamal Maddox?

Please. I don't even know Jamel Maddox. He's like a comedian. Oh, is he like a BBC tree? Yes, yeah, Stacy Dooley as well. Actually, E-Man opened for Jamal Maddox. He's a comedian as well. But he kind of did the things like he goes and hangs out with some racist people

and then it sort of cuts. It's like documentary footage shit with the show. the racist and then he's on stage like, oh, we're the racist people. I didn't like me, because oh, bleak, laddie bento. And that's the whole thing. Yeah. And it's great.

Don't get me wrong. It's great. Yeah, you wonder how much can you really, like, what can we learn from this? Yes. No, yeah. Well, I don't think they offered any solutions either, so. I think Louis, he's the goat.

There's a lot of, um, at least Jamal is doing, like, comedy. There's a lot. Yeah, sure. No, I, I like him. Do you? Yeah. Still,

you said you didn't know who he was. But I like him. That's a good rule of phogeth. Haddon doesn't like him. I better say I like him, you know. It's gotten you this far. Yeah,

it hasn't led me astray at all. Well, we can both agree. Stacey Dooley's a con. I think she's a piece of ass. She is actually all right looking, but, you know. What was trying to make? What were you trying to make?

I was trying to talk about some Scottish lady and you keep talking about black people. Okay. Do you want to talk about Mary Queen of Scott? Yeah. Yes, I do, more than anything. I don't know what it is. Is it a funk band of some kind?

No, Mary Queen Scaband. They opened for big real fish in 2003. No, it's a movie that came out in 2018. Okay. But it's about a real woman. Okay. So I watched the movie. Is that even allowed?

Films about real women? No, I watched the movie, okay. And it's got Sersha Ronan and Margot Robbie. Okay. Now, Margot Robbie's very good She is great Yeah Now what, it's almost like

She's handicapped From her hotness Yes Because people are like You can play the hot bitch Yeah But in this she plays an ugly lady Okay

Yeah Kind of like in I Tanya She kind of Yes Exactly yeah I'm glad she's given roles like that Yeah Where she can play the ugly

bitch that gets battered Yes Instead of just like You know Harley Quinn or You know Or just Cool supermodal

That Robbs Banks Yeah Or just Naked whore Yeah Was that her character and Wolframal Wall Street. Hello.

I play naked whore. You want to fuck me, Leo? I fucking, I totally fucked her in her age, in a pussy,

in a map. I fucked her everywhere. That was meant to be John a Hill. Anyway. She's great, by the way, genuinely.

Love Morgorabi. She's very fun in this film. Sersha Ronan, it's very overly serious. It's not a great role I taught. A lot of people are like,

it's almost like, you know, where like, Merrill Street. almost seems like people are paid to say how great she is and she's so wonderful she's absolutely amazing I don't think I've ever seen a

Sir Sharonin movie I've never seen her act which is weird but like what are the big films she's been in? They're all films that you wouldn't watch Lady Bird or fucking... They're not films that bros like us would watch. Yeah I'm irony bro you know yeah yeah she and

she and National Lampoons trip to Vegas or whatever the fuck I don't know. Yeah. You're irony, bro. You show up with her screaming the N-word. You don't get it.

You don't get it, bitch. You're a lady bird. I call you a lady bee. Lady cunt. Yeah. Yeah. Lady bird. More like lady nerd.

Burn. So, anyway, okay. It came out in 2018. Right. Not many people watched it. I'd never heard of it. Yeah. But I watched it.

I've been getting into Scottish history recently. Good. Okay. Good. Because I like to learn about other countries. Yeah. But not. But I.

other countries but still similar enough to Ireland that you don't get scared yeah yeah not in the darkest Peru you know you want to be you don't want to be reading a book about Zimbabwe late at night say what's that you're locking the windows

reads about Zimbabwe being like Searcheroning couldn't play any of these roles this is Pallor! It is me a search Aronan from Carlo I love Balin Balin is a beautiful place I think everyone has to be like she's absolutely wonderful

she's a revelation really she's better than I need the other ones she improved so it's about Mary Queen of Scots yeah who's a woman that was born

in 1561 okay so again it's good to know about Scottish history like this Merrill Street's younger sister so it's good to know so when I go to Scotland again I'm really annoying you on this

but I'm really getting annoyed aren't you no I'm just not playing I'm not giving you a Saturday You go, bro, you go. No, it's more fun. Okay. It's more fun when I don't interact.

All right. No, just let me get it. Let me finish. So she was born in 1561, all right? Yeah. Mary, she, Catholic. Okay. Okay.

But, no, let's start off of Queen Elizabeth. Okay. Queen Elizabeth I first, all right? So she's Protestant. So already is a bit of like, what's going on here? Right. Wait, and Mary is, uh, what? She born, like, royalty in Scotland, was it?

Well, what happened is, I forget exactly, because I read about this, like, three days ago. Okay. But basically, there was a king, all right? Yeah. And he died. Okay. And then there was a bit of a scuffle,

and they were placed him with Protestant. Okay. In England. Oh, right, right, yeah. But his kids, they were like, you can't be hanging around here because you're technically the rifle of the throne. Yeah.

We can't have you. So they sent this kid Mary off to France. Okay. To marry the dolphin of France. The dolphin. The dolphin of France? The dolphin of France, that's French for the heir apparent. Okay.

Okay. Right. So he's going to be king. Yeah. So they basically sent her off to France so she's no trouble. Like an arranged marriage thing. Exactly, yeah, when she's 14. Sweet.

Okay. So then that's where Queen Elizabeth comes in. So she becomes the Queen then. She's the Protestant queen of England. And is it Margarabi is her? Margo Robbie, yeah. They've uged her up? They've upped her up.

What if they don't do her? Well, she's wearing like, you know the way back then the war that done white, white chicks Oh, white chicks Yeah, yeah And she's got red curly hair Right Right

You know a fucking weird nose Put a bit pudgy They put a bit away on her No, I don't pudger up But she's wearing You only like to wear those dresses That go out To fucking,

Yeah, it's like It's like a ring around Saturn You need a chain saw To get through it Like, you know Yeah Yeah And she's got like

A kind of a Scottish accent And stuff But he's like Ughoy Like And he is yet Going I fucking

Wanked off Leo DiCaprio For a fucking Deep Thri Marish Barry, shud it up my hole. Dirty bastard. Anyway, so a bit about Queen Elizabeth first, all right,

please. So she was abused to the child. There was a family friend called Edward Seymour. Oh, Seymour Buds? So Eddie, all right, would go into her room when she was a child and play a bit of slap and tickle. Oh, yes. Yeah, a bit of banter, right?

He was doing irony with her. Where, like, he like, sneak in and start touching her and slapping her arse I'm irony nonce You don't get it So he like He like you know Like slap her in the arse a lot

And you know Make her play Catch But she's got you know Okay Blindfold With the hands tied behind her mouth Like yeah

Taste the treat Yeah Yeah So then she started like Imagine like you're molesting The Future Queen of England That's some You know

of everyone you can molest and the danger of it as well like she's gonna be the queen and you're like I just gotta have it he was a family friend yeah I mean but like when you're the queen

doesn't matter you can behead anyone that's true yeah yeah that's a good point so that might she was the virgin queen okay so that might have something to do

with why she's a virgin because she was molested yeah okay her whole thing was she never had an air she never had any kids oh she was always a virgin

and not married or never married Wow Yeah She was a boss Bitch Yes, queen She was

She is doing it all by herself Don't need no man Yeah exactly She didn't have time for it Now there is rumour She's like a white Lizzo There is rumour That she had a friend

Who's a male And then she got a disease That made her belly get big Oh Yeah There's a rumor that that happened Yeah Yeah

We don't know for sure Right He fed her some nandoes And she pudged up But this is true now Okay So years later There was a man in Spain

He got caught I think like robin shit All right And his name was Robert And he said that he was a hidden son Of Queen Elizabeth Okay He said that he was the true son

And he got shipped off to Spain Why would she want to hide it though I mean surely it's a good thing Out of wedlock Oh Yeah I see Probably some dirty gardener

Yeah okay She probably had a PR team He was like Lizzie what the fuck you doing Come bang I don't know why it sounds like bad for the brand Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So, Robert... Mike has dropped you. AT&T have dropped you. Yeah. Kind of Whoopi Goldbergs. You gotta go for, like... Oh, yeah, Wuppie. We'll get to Whoopi in a minute, yeah.

Of course. So Robert Dudley was his name, okay? He said he was the secret son of Queen Elizabeth. Okay. He got interviewed by the Spanish authorities and then disappeared. Oh. Missing. Yeah, sure.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a bit of a gossip for you there. That's pretty cool. actually. So anyway, so this is where Mary Queen of Scots comes in.

Right. So remember I told you she married the dolphin? Yeah, she married a dolphin. Yeah, so she was going to be the queen. She was banging Flipper

over there in Frogland. Was Flipper? Which one was it? There's a couple of dolphin films. There was Flipper. What was the one with the seal?

Remember the sea? Yeah, Andre was the shit. Andre, that's my man. That's my man. And it was voiced by Andre 3000. wow

he was in the suit yeah yeah yeah yeah Andre was my shit there was flipper was like was Andre in a bathtub

yeah remember that from the trailer and the was which one had the American pie bitch you know the mother no

like Jennifer Coolidge yeah no one of them had Coolidge maybe yeah to be honest yeah I know flipper had

fucking it was young Elijah Wood and Paul Hogan. That's right kids. The Paul Hogan. Crockadile Dundee Hogan is back. In the mix. Him and Elijah Wood. They could have been a huge double act.

Imagine, oh God, imagine me on that set. Do you have to fucking just coke everywhere? Got wood. Yeah. Yeah, Andre was a fucking oh man. We should watch Andre after this. Nah, I don't think we should. It might be dangerous.

I think we, if you Google Andre, you know, you end up at a database. So anyway, she married the dolphin of France. She was going to be the Queen of France, but then that guy died. So in the French, like, we don't want this Scottish lady. Of course. Yeah, yeah. So they sent her back.

Okay. So then she comes in now, she's like 19, all right? Yeah. All used up. Yeah. And she's like, you know, I will be. I will be queen. I will be queen.

Is that your Scottish actually? She's not really doing it. know what she's doing okay but they're like no you can't we just already there's a queen now so you can't be queen yeah she's like oh we'll be queen and that's basically her whole role is like she can't understand why she's not queen right

so they're like not but they're nice to her that's the nine thing they're like look we'll let you be fucking queen of Scotland yeah how about that yeah okay that's like a runner up prize all right so no only did they give her the queen of Scotland job all right yeah not only that they give her a fuck boy

to marry nice so basically the queen's got a few young lads hang around and she's not fucking them all right yeah yeah so she's like so they're just there like blue balls yeah i need to fuck come on please i got a chiz i got a jizz right now please come on any minute i'm gonna explode oh no it's so hard so she's like we're gonna give um we're gonna give her husband but he's gonna report back to me oh yeah so she can't get too wild yeah yeah yeah so uh to give her husband, all right, but guess what? Gay. Oh, of course.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought I was going to hang out with some queens. What's going on here? This is not what I signed up for. That's fun, yeah. It's likable in a way. Yeah, in a way.

In a way, if you're a very bad person. Yeah. Yeah, so like they, no one you realize he's gay. all right because the night they get married

yeah okay they're in bed you want me to put it where oh my gosh they're in bed

together okay and there's a guy playing the mandolin oh and he's like don't worry I'll just be here I won't listen

all right so they start having sex all right he licks her out and he's like you know what I'm done

you know what that's good enough for me yeah I'm full and she's like do you want me to do anything actually no

dicky tummy you know oh wow yeah interesting but then the next day is he make her come yeah oh yeah and it's directed by a woman as well so what's the message there gay man licks out a woman makes her come but it doesn't like it well first i thought like this is a woman director this is feminist propaganda trying to make you know man eat out pussies all right yeah yeah yeah it's dangerous it's bad for your health but then the next night okay yeah uh they're having a big me you know drawl drinking mead you know Mead and turkey legs Yeah, it's a big one of the game

At Roman's parties, all right Yeah, yeah, yeah Now the fuck boy, he's getting very drunk Very handsy with certain people Oh shit Yeah, yeah He's he touching Uh, yeah

Well, let's say there's like one guy who isn't white He's sitting on his lap What? Yeah, yeah I'm sorry, what? Well, we'll get this Now let's give a debate

I'm sorry, is that historically accurate? Colorblind casting Where do you stand on this? This film implies Colorblind casting Okay, okay There's one guy, I think he's playing like the Duke of York,

and he's a big black man. Right. Where do you stand on that? Now be careful. I'll, no, okay. Colorblind casting. When it's a... When it's a glare...

Gemma Chan is in this film. Okay. Playing just like one of Queen Elizabeth's friends. I mean, that is sort of a... When it's like glaringly, historically inaccurate, it does sort of... The suspension of disbelief is sort of shattered then a little bit. I don't know. It's kind of a dumb thing to argue.

Would you rather, though, so who are the options? Personally, I don't have much of a problem with colourblind casting. So, like, for instance, I don't care. They do Shakespeare a lot. Yeah. And they have, like, Patterson Joseph play Hamlet. Or fucking, uh, the latest Corn Brothers movie. Who's Patterson Joseph?

Uh, from Peepshaw. Oh, he's great, though. Not an example, but even, like, the latest Macbett movie that came out. Yeah. They got Denzel. Yeah, to be honest, I don't give a shit enough about it. I like, when it's, like, you know, based on rail, historical events maybe then it's a bit whatever but like just for a fucking like you know purely

fictional narrative i wouldn't give a shit well would you like it though you prefer it because in this they have a big black man yeah playing like the duke of mother man yeah oh yeah uh they like the duke of york okay so obviously in reality let's be honest here people it probably wouldn't have been a black man all right yeah okay now you'd rather just have dad be like fuck it who cares or have a shoehorned kind of like oh by the way here's a member of the colonies who just stopped by I mean then it is just a bit sort of forced

and I don't know it has become a big issue then or you have this like weird thing where like I guess there is a way to do it well but like yeah if it is sort of shoehorned it's like oh by the way this guy's Nigerian guys here and we all like that

I don't know I mean like it's a he's a good actor yeah I mean if he's a he's good and like after like 10 seconds he stopped caring yeah it's a weird thing to argue against

it's like no but this year you know it's like hey I had no problem with blazing saddles yeah that was fine

at least though like also it's kind of a dumb movie and it's like there's a lot of historical inaccuracies in it anyway yeah

so like who cares now when it gets silly it's like you know like Lord of the Rings show there's like there's no black hobbit you fucking idiot check the history books

all right that's when it gets hip hoppins I was trying to think of something I was like that's good now hip hobbits I'll say it put down your back pocket

oh I will because the new Lord of Rings show is coming out so the day that drops this is going to get me on Carson I just know it that drops yeah yeah yeah

funny you tweet that I'm like where's Carson I want the couch yeah but day that drops tweet that and you are set for life. You are set. I don't think so. I think if it

gets picked up, it would be the wrong kind of attention. Then Louis's coming around my house of the camera crew. Can I talk to you for a minute, James? That'd be quite funny if Louis came around here talk to us. Nick Futez has called you the most dangerous thing

to happen to the internet. Nick Funtus says you're a big gaybo. I have to agree. You're a pair of bloody poofs. Anyway, so I honestly Colour blind casting doesn't bother me

I don't care Oh yeah So the fuck boy Okay Okay Let's come back this He's drunk Okay

All right And he's like Oh no I drop some to I'm so drunk Oh when I get drunk I get so silly He's like

He's like really You know He's really Hoaring it up Sure Yeah He's like He's like

Is Lindsay low hand Yeah Getting out of the car With her fanny Yeah He's like Oh no My belt's so loose

Oh I hope No one takes advantage of me I fucked all the Jonas brothers at the same time. So, like, he sits on one guy's lap, and everyone else in the, you know, like, your husband's a very rumpunctious fellow. Put your hoe on a leash.

Yeah. So the next morning, the queen finds him in bed with a young Latino twink. Ah, and a belly full of bunk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's covered in jays. He's like, what's the problem? I thought we were here to party.

Now, let me tell you, think this is problematic the way she handles this so you probably be like live and let live you know kind of hippie you know sure it don't matter hey you look threesomes and trupples that's all cool Trouples all the way yeah yeah they don't handle it too well

in the in Mary's court okay what they do is they stab him to debt right I forgot she was Scottish yeah yeah of course that's the way it is now no they come out come here you away boss day I get me hands on you

now they don't stab the fuck by the debt what they do is they stab the twaint to death but he's still alive they stab him a lot okay and he's like and they make the fuck boy put in the final blow the death blow and that cures the homo

oh right yeah it's kind of like killing the head vampire you know it breaks the spell and you like snaze again yeah exactly yeah I want to sacer car one penis ah ha ha ha

two penis he puts in the one knife like, fucking, I feel way better now. I could go down the booze with the lads, have a steak and kidney pie, and watch bloody chutting him up spurs, all right, let's have it. Yeah, exactly, yeah, he's like, fuck, I don't know what came

over from me there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to go watch the football factory. And then Rise of the Foot Soldier, me, Nick. One and two. Bloody later. There's four of them. Oh, shit. Yeah, it's ridiculous. Oh, man, let's watch them all tonight. It's like, Rise of the Foot Soldier three, the Patsy.

story. Oh, yes. Bow with the bone bang the bang the bag yeah. Four he goes to India. The first one is like fun but I yeah

I never watched any of the sequels. Which one he gets wanked off in the KFC? Did you ever see that one? I think that might be the first one. Yeah, isn't he's getting

wanked off and like you know the nerds like him excuse me sir can you please stop getting wanked off? You bloody dunch and he like sticks a bottle in his face

he had that coming yeah yeah the guys like me and you are like yes Pat 10, pat 10 That's the problem, okay? Because it's like all these people It would have been like football hooligans years ago

Now they're like getting like Nick Funtis Now they're wearing suits And like well actually Western society Is way better than the black people Chinese society All right This need to go down the booze Or take some fucking speed up the schnought

And go and kick the fucking head of someone Yeah exactly But they don't get it out And instead they go to like you know They go online Yeah, yeah, and they're like, Ben Shapiro and all that shit. Yeah, I'm going to subscribe to back to Alaska

because that speaker is hilarious. Twitter is fucking gay. He's right. The song is the truth. So, yeah, they stab him to stab him to death. Okay. But, so the Queen still, Mary Queen of Scottsky, she's a kid now.

From the... From the fuck boy. He ate her pussy so good, it got her pregnant. No, she's like, fuck, now I've got to get pregnant off this. So, this is a very weird scene. I'm going to scribe the scene to you, okay. And the bare mind is directed by a woman, so I think he gets away with a bit more, right?

Oh, okay. So he's like just chilling, okay, and she's like, come here! And she just grabs his cock, all right? Oh, yes. Come on, come on, give it. I need a kid now, all right? That's good.

That's how you get a cock on, you scream at it right down the dickhole. Really emasculated, you know. Like, come on, give it to me. Go stick it in the road, all right? I need a kid now. He's like, stop. Stop, leave you know.

Oh, so she's full on raping her. Yeah, yeah. Awesome. He's like, stop. Yes, Queen. Yeah, but he's like, stop, please, please. And he's like, come on, fucking Lobbytie, all right? Is that you're Scottish?

Yeah, I don't know what it is. Yeah, I love it. Yeah, I don't know, I'm not, I need to work on it, right? Yeah, no, no, no, no, it's good. You know what? It's like when someone else does voices so well, I wouldn't even want to try. Good. It'd be embarrassing.

Glad you know your place. It's like if I was hanging out with LeBron and I was like, oh, I can do, I can do it. Bring the net down, no, it's too high off, bringing it. darn a bit that's not fair yeah yeah okay so she's she's wiping him away

and he's like leave me alone and she starts slapping him in the face he's like stop it he punches her right oh she starts punching in the face but she likes it all right oh what she's like bang bang whim biff bam

pow all right yeah she's like come on hit me harder hit me harder oh wow yeah okay so he's pretty hot I hate you I hate you I hate you

And then He bends her over And starts Fucking her Oh, what? Yeah, yeah And she's like Harder

He's like Oh my God Yeah And then he like Comes after like Three pumps Okay He's like

I hate you And he starts crying And runs away Oh wow Yeah And the guy Playing Mandalayin Is like

Yeah Encore Magam Yeah Any requests It's a very violent sex scene Wow

Yeah And she's kind Oh yeah And it's Searsher own it. Yeah, yeah. So he comes in her. She immediately gets on her back and puts her legs in the air. Oh, right, yeah. To get

the old spermies. And then all her friends come around her and start, not coming to the bedroom and start preying. Oh, like a fucking circle? Yeah, oh wow. A circle of hoars. Yeah, yeah. And she's got her legs up in the air and she's like, you know... I'm like, when he was battered, does he proper, like, was her face all battered? No, no. When I say

because he's a weak little thing, all right? So he's like, hitting her with his face, but he's like, ugh. Does anyone Who plays him? Is that anyone well-known? It's a guy who is in stuff that I haven't seen. But there's people who are like,

oh my God, it's Alexander Jamieson. Yeah. But I don't know. He's so hot. Yeah, I think maybe he's in Bridgeton or something like that. Okay.

I looked at him up. Apparently, he's also a director and a musician. You know, of course. Oh, a male model. Also, like, mental health advocate. Of course. chef.

Oh, I'm such a foodie. Yeah, you look like you haven't had a carb since 2006. I think he's in a film. Have you heard about that film that came out? It's an Irish film with Johnny Depp's daughter. Oh, fuck, is it where all the young men are or something like that? No, it's about, have you heard about animal dysmorphia?

Oh, no, I don't know. Yeah, I need to watch this. It sounds like you're playing with fire here, buddy, because it's an Irish... Animal dysmorphia? What is that? It's an Irish film, it's, I think this guy directed it, or maybe he's in it, one or two, okay? So it's about people who think they're animals. They identify as animals.

Oh, okay, right? And no one respects them. Okay. So they get sent to like a mental ward, and then it's a couple. No, it's a man and a woman. Oh, it's called werewolf, I think. Werewolf. Either a werewolf or wolf, okay?

Right. So it's a guy who identifies as a werewolf. Right. And then a girl who identifies as a cat All right And then they fall in love in the loony bin Right And it's Johnny Depp's daughter

She's got some nice titties Okay Nice little small ones Lily Rose Yeah Nice little small perky ones Who's the mother Anyone famous?

Oh she's long dead Good Good Yeah I don't think it's a famous person I do you Funny if it's like some Denny's waitress Some commoner

And she's still a waitress Please Johnny Could you not lend a survivor or shubby Oh, I'm sorry, I gotta go do cocaine with Patrick Stewart, but don't tell anyone because, you know, his people would ruin me. Anyway, I don't know, that's not a good Johnny Depp. Johnny Depp's the hard one to do. Yeah, I'm Johnny Depp.

Yeah, because he's such a nodding. Johnny Depp. I do cocaine all the time. He's a blank canvas, and sometimes he talks with a British accent. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think he even knows exactly what he is. I like Johnny, though. I like him.

He's fun, though. I think he'd be sad to parry with him now, though. Yeah, I think he needs to kind of, it's like, He's still like, I'm the heavy metal rock dude. It's like, well, you're nearly 60. Yeah, he's getting weaker. Like, now if he tried to hit a woman, he's like, like, fuckboy, like, eh.

Yes, let's get back to this then. Okay, so now she's got a kid. Okay. So she's kind of done with Fuckboy now. Yeah, okay. Also, fuckboy gave her syphilis. Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah.

He was out there. He can't stop himself. Just getting pipe. He's a cockaholic, all right? He can't stop himself. A cockocidal maniac. So now, this seems a bit like overkill. So what she does is she sends him, now it's a bit of, like,

speculation here. Now what we know for a fact, okay, is she sent him to a hotel away from everyone else. Okay. And there was an accident somehow and the hotel exploded. Right. And then they found his body being strangled. Oh shit.

By the fire. Wow. This is some fucking CIA shit. Like, you know what I mean? Like Marilyn Monroe there was pills in her system, but no water in the room. Fuck boy was going to write a tell all book. yeah so again like this is why

search your own in the film is kind of hard to like because I think they're portraying her like a girl boss right so yeah yeah you go girl you kill that thing you rape him and then kill him yeah yeah so in the film they specifically showed like them putting dynamite

under the hotel and it blowing up he's like oh oh good thing I survived that and then these guys come along and strangle oh wow okay shit very good scene actually they're all wearing like black hoods very kind of like spooky you know and they're like

and they're choking him and it's a cool little scene there and I kind of forgot about Queen Elizabeth in the film Queen Elizabeth the whole time in this film

she kind of like oh Jesus Christ she blew him up oh Jesus Christ she's like Bob Weinstein and then Harvey's like oh what now what

she raped him but like got pregnant and now killed him oh she killed the gay lover oh Jesus variety are gonna

Break us over the colds. We are screwed. If the National Enquirer gets hold of this, we're fucked. And also, make even worse, Elizabeth during this time, she's got, not smallpox, maybe smallpox. She's also made her face all lumpy. She's got porridge face. Okay.

So her face is fucked up, all right? Oh, okay. So now she's got to wear layered cake with makeup, all right? Right, right. And everyone is like, ooh, oh, sorry, who's that ugly bitch? Yeah. And it's like the queen. Yeah, yeah.

The old hair comes out. It's like mean girls. She's like Rocky Dennis. Kind of like that, yeah. She looks awful, okay? Good. I like that. Take the most beautiful woman in the world

and turn her into a pig so I can feel superior. Oike, Ike, little piggy. She probably begged me to suck it. Suck what? What am I sucking? Oh, I don't even, you don't even want to know. You know, our face is all lumpy.

You want to see her cump. It's in bits. Holy shit. like somebody dropped a bowl of cold porridge down the stairs it's a disaster anyway yeah it's crazy that Jason Roach doesn't like us

what's not to like come on and we love cider as well yeah sidies so um oh the next big team okay is you're here with John Knox no very big figure in Scottish history

okay he was the head of the church of Scotland right Big Protestant So he's disgusted by the fact That now this dumb Catholic bitch Yeah Is now Queen of Scotland No what

Not on my watch Yeah yeah And he the whole time He's played by David Tennant In the film Oh very good He's really good He's fun

He's like Ah this wee harlot This swine This fucking Everything but whore So like What are some other good Trollup

It says Trollup Yeah Yeah Cock hungry taught dog face mongo cunt can he say that

yeah verbatim that's historic that's written it's on record okay so he wages a war okay

there's a civil war in Scotland now wow yeah against people were loyal to her and people are loyal to the church so we get to see

some good war scenes okay and she's a good she's a good war strategist wait she's pulling the strength she doesn't want like a general in this film oh okay

in this film she's like oh honey and they're playing like Lizzo in the background yeah the truth hurts yeah so they use the sheep trick what's that now

the sheep trick you learn something from this okay yeah yeah yeah sounds like bad news oh oh that's something fun yeah yeah yeah

I like I'm doing this too much now I keep going that's good see you're not totally horrible you know I cut out all the bad stuff talking about the Mexicans

so every time you're just trying to rationalize God should I still be friends of them it's like oh look that's something yeah this definitely isn't hurt in my career so

the sheep trick okay is like so the Protestant army's come along okay yeah so there's a shepherd with little sheep on the road right

like what are you doing here he's like oh I'm sorry guys I can't control my sheep oh they're all in the way I have anxiety yeah government should give me money

for no reason I've started a new SSRI but it's made me sleep be during the day I can't get out I'm in bed with all my sheep

so they're like he's like oh sorry I guess bam oh what so all the Catholics be hiding in the woods

right and they jump out and they're taken by surprise yeah yeah probably could have just done that

without the sheep why'd you have to bring the sheep in here just you know theatrics you know the shepherd wants to be

part of it right I helped as well yeah so it's a big war scene okay yeah

she loses. Good. Mary Queen of Scots loses and she gets sent to like a castle somewhere she's in prison. Right. And you know, fucking... Like a P-O-W camp. Exactly, yeah.

You're gonna, Mary Queen of Star, you're going on. Did he maw! Colourblind casting. It's like, see, it's not racist. Oh, hello. Stepping atop of our web, Mary Queen of Skull. Yep, yep, yep.

good dog ah you met the duke of edinburgh oh yeah

yeah yeah it's all what we cast on women you're angry you got you got a problem

my irony bro baby a baked elashka so Elizabeth's like please

okay I won't cut your head off just please stop saying you're the queen oh I'm the queen all right

then cunt and then she gets her head cut off Sweet. Mary Queen of Scots gets her head lobbed off Alright

Good, good But welcome to the School of Hard John Knox Hey? Hey? What's

Yeah You know what I was expecting Cock Alright Yeah Well no I went

I zigg When you zagged You know When you're doing the Edinburgh Fringe Festival That's your closer right there

No context No set up Yeah John Knox was his name Right Yeah well Okay good

I was taking it back I was like He remembered I barely remember I got written down here Yeah Yeah Okay so they chopped off her head

Yeah But the twist is Okay Remember I mentioned Elizabeth Never had kids Yeah When she dies

Mary's son Becomes the new king Of both Scotland And England Oh wow And this is what led to the United Kingdom Oh shit

Yeah They combined the two Then stop all this Carfuffle Yeah Yeah Yeah That's interesting

And that was King Henry I forget Maybe the fort With the gay dad Henry I'm so proud of you Oh his daddy's little boy For fuck sake

Could we do something about this guy Yeah and that's directly then King Henry It was King Henry that leads to King Henry 8th Yeah and he was slinging mad dick Yeah Getting all the pussy Maybe he'll do a King Henry episodes

King of the 8 episode That'd be fun We'd be getting murdered Giving head in more ways than one Oh I forgot to mention It's a bit in the film where, like, Elizabeth's saying that, like, she doesn't really think herself a woman.

Right. She thinks she's more of a man. Okay. Oh, right. Yeah. A bit of a hat and a hat, really. It feels like they're trying to force a lot of stuff in. Forced modern day things.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you know, trans people have been around, because it's not just a modern thing. I know that, yeah, I know. In the Egyptian times, those trans people. Oh, they really got to you. Yeah. You've been indoctrinated.

I have, yeah. No, I know, of course. Like, you know, Joan of Arc. Yeah? There's lots of people who would have been trans, but they didn't have the language themselves. So Joan of Arica, right? Yeah. She was basically trans. So she dressed

up as a man, she was fighting people. Yeah, I mean, there was the term tomboy for a long time. All those people who like enlisted to the army. Yeah. All those ladies. They probably didn't even know it themselves. Yeah. Yeah. So that's something there. A bit of history there.

I like to put that in sometimes just be like, see? That's good. Well, I mean, to bring it back to irony, bro. Like those guys, those types of people, they, like a big part of it for them is oh, I'm going to hurt everyone, like lots of people's feelings by saying

this. That is the complete opposite of what I want. I never want to hurt anyone or marginalise anyone. I'm just trying to be funny guys. I'm just trying to express myself creating me and you guys don't even understand. See, again, like in a normal world, there would be like, oh yeah, he's just trying to be

funny. Yeah. And you can be like maybe it's not working. Yes. But, and that'd be it. Believe me, there's a big school have thought that would agree with you on that. But, like, there'd be a line, you could tell the line. Yeah, yeah.

But now people overreact and become the whole thing. And then other people don't react when Nick Funes is doing it. It's all a big, messy, palava. It's a big fuck pie. And I'm, I'm hungry, baby.

I'm a chow down on that fuck pie. Rarm, mhm, mhm. What are we talking about next now? Kind of usable on Mary Queen of Scott's scene. We got like 10 minutes. No one are we? We are, yeah, yeah, yeah. Whoa.

Yeah, that flew in. What the fuck? Well... That's so weird because I could have swore and looked at that and it was 50 minutes. When?

Like a second ago. Really? This is like lost time. Yeah. That's so weird, man. Okay. Are you having a little episode, Brian? I guess there's a good sign then.

I think, yeah. I think that was good. That was fun. Before we wrap up, let's, as a treat, let's talk about a few little things real quick. I want to talk with Bob Saggett. Yeah, okay.

Bob Saggitz, I walked in today and you filled me in what's going on here. I literally as soon as you walked in, there was a bride! Bob Sagitt! You're on like a nurse like, oh James, I got something about Mary Queen of Scotts. It's a powerful woman.

You're like, shut up! No, literally I was just reading this and it was a daily mail article, so pinch of salt. It's been shared other places. It has been shared around. No, I've been seen this shared, but I didn't read it. Okay.

But it's been shared a lot. So, again, this is all very, you know, surface level, But basically, details from the autopsy have come out that show. Now, originally they were saying he died from a hit. He banged his head, went to sleep, didn't wake up. That was the story. But now details are coming out from the autopsy that says that the head injury was a lot more severe

than we were initially led to believe that there were multiple fractures in the skull, like from the base all the way to the front of the skull. There were fractures to the eye sockets. There was hemorrhaging and bleeding on both sides of the skull. the brain. This is all sort of conduit, like what's the word, I don't know, consistent with

blunt force trauma. Basically it sounds like multiple cases of blunt force trauma. Looks like somebody fucked him up basically. It sounds like his head got more fucked up than like JFK. It sounded like if it was in pieces and like scientists had to pull it back together. Like Humpty, somebody Humpty Dumptyed his head basically.

You got dumpedied. Yeah, you just got dumpedy bro. But I know that's a new, like cracking open. He got cracked open. He got cracked open and dumpedied. I've got a humpty, dumpy, dumpy a load right in there, you know what I'm talking about? Hey.

Yeah. Irony blow. But yeah, so now it's really, but also an interesting aspect of this is the family are trying to sue the, I guess, coroner office.

It's like, because, oh, you shouldn't have. The whistleblower. Yeah, basically it's like, no, these details, they're trying to suppress this information they don't want to getting out. So is it looking like somebody murdered Bob's

sagging. In this day and age, wouldn't that information have come out, like, almost directly? In a day and age where, like, when Kobe's helicopter goes down, we've got TMZ guys leaking pictures of like the body and shit. Like, TMZ finds out before the fucking, before the chopper stops being on fire.

Like, how can this be kept under wraps? I don't know. I mean... Because remember, like, he died, and for a long time, it wasn't being revealed. Everyone was, like, the immediate thing was, like, no foul play or drug you suspected.

Because no, obviously you assume suicide. Yeah. I assume suicide, but the fact I didn't say it, I was like, oh, maybe. Yeah. And then, I think it came out just speculation. It's like, oh, it was a heart attack or whatever. And then I think Hulk Hogan said it was the vaccine.

Yeah, that was an old, well, obviously that's been also been a big like, oh, brother. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, he got the vaccine, he's dead. That's what happened. Him and Betty White. Yeah, yeah.

Pretty suspicious, isn't it? That's what they're saying, yeah. So, but now this is coming. Imagine you found out Betty White's. skull was like cracked open. Much of you they found a Betty White murdered Bob Saget. Take that, you fucking pansy. Yeah.

So yeah, this is... It's wild. It's crazy. It's... Because it was like... A while ago was like, oh, it was a hit to the head. I remember thinking like, God, what an awful shame. Because like, like, the jackass guys can get hit in the head multiple times.

Like, NFL players and they're fine. Yeah. And sometimes, like, you know, like Christopher Reeves, it's the one fall and it fucks you up forever. Like, what an awful bit of bad look. Sounds like it was more than bad luck No, it sounds like it was repeated bad luck Over and over Are you going to say like the family killed him

To get all the money he had I mean I don't know No It could be a drug deal Gone bad or something Who knows Was he a drug guy I don't know much about his private life

Me neither But like I mean He strikes me as a kind of like I think he had a bit of a reputation For just being a bit of a wild child And a fuck boy I was gonna say the opposite Really?

I think he was pretty mundane And he had like You know his act was all like Filthy Hey you ever fuck a fucking a fuck It wasn't even

Good swearing It was like You ever shit In someone's Shit Fuck You ever shit In a fucking

Yeah You ever shit in a Repert's con You don't Fuck the shit con with your cock Remember Mary Kay and Ashley Well I

I shit Yeah It wasn't good It wasn't good stuff But Yeah So I don't know This is all just

Coming out Now Who knows This could be This could be Something interesting an interest in or? Actually, this is the next big tip.

This is the thing, Keith of our times. This gets linked to like Epstein and Galeigh and Maxwell, Trump and Clinton, you know, it's all connected. And it actually brings them down. All the time it's like, oh, this is a key. This is going to bring him down, okay? They're going to interview Prince Andrew, and it's going to all come tumbling down and it doesn't.

Prince Andrew just settled out of court. Again, very, so, oh, the little links are there. Connect the dots, people. Oh, Disney bought Hulu, Pete Davidson's banging Kim Kardashian. Sagitt's dead Oh All the pieces are there

But I can't put it together But yeah It's interesting Now you're going to get really into the case All right You're going to be like you know Like 5 o'clock shadow And you're going to be like

Oh God boy It's like late at night And they're like James come to bed Shut up you whore Bob Sagin died Yeah God damn globalist Trying to kill Bob Sagin

1776 These people are demons. Yeah. Okay, we're out with that good hour. There's nothing to cut out with this. No, well, no.

No, not anything. Some stuff that like, I don't think I was giving you enough in this, I'll be honest. No, I think it's good. People like it when you get irritated by me. Because I can't be quite irritating.

Yeah, you're real like, you know, you're always on. Yeah. It's always, you have noticed about you. It is annoying, isn't it? It's always, it's never, you never revealed a sad face. Yeah.

Yes. If you want that, you've got to be my therapist. Yeah. Oh, man, I'm in there doing bits. Like, James, please sit down. You're having terrible manic depression episode. Hey, buddy, here's what you said. Like, I do, do, do you come again, please.

James, please, that is very offensive and you are not well. You have a very strange mind. And I'm donating money. Your speaker is going off. Yeah, you're right. It gets irritated, Ryan. That's true. Well, anyway, look, if you want to see the sad, James, head over to the Patreon.

Yeah. Because we're going to get real sad. That's right. We're going to talk about cats. What goes up must come down. And I'm coming down. It comes down hard. All right, so, cheers for listening, everybody.

Thanks for listen. Bye. R. IP, Bob Sagitt. Bye.