Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 148 : The Ayn Rand of Bel-Air

Episode Date: February 25, 2022

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right okay we're back yeah it's a new episode james you've had a bit of a wild week well i've been a loser i've been staying home yeah watching atlas shrugged which we'll get into later on we will yeah it's changed his life forever it has yeah yeah do not help the retard that's why i've learned that's that's a quote yeah um but you've been to a wedding at a wedding in monaghan uh a half french wedding actually so just there were a lot of French people there so that was cool

what was that like it was cool because like it was there like a hotel yeah we're all like in a hotel I don't know much

about weddings I'm like was that was Zach Galfanakis there I was Zach Galfanakis fat retard one no

yeah I was in a hotel like a kind of banquet room or whatever or like what do you call those rooms the big sweet big no no

we weren't all in one sweet that'd be very fun quiet quiet housekeeping housekeeping now we've been like a big

conference hall room thing it was very nice though very lovely decorated but because it wasn't like a religious

ceremony because they're like not religious they're heathens you know heathens scum yeah

and so you've met Sean and Lisa oh I like them a lot yeah yeah they're great lovely couple

I want to invite you to the wedding no you weren't imagine me at the wedding oh it'd be great crap lamp shade on the head yeah

I love shit you brought from home Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah I'd be so fun at weddings I get drunk and talk about racial issues Yeah

Yeah yeah yeah Well actually there was a lot of that going on Was there? Well no not really I actually I did a gig in Hysteria last week Very fun gig now Very very fun

But I've noticed Yeah well that was the gig I was meant to do But uh I got your leftovers Yeah that's right You got my scraps Yeah

I'll throw Brian a little bone here. I was down in Sheenay. Very fun gig, but I've noticed they get a bit weird about racial stuff. Yeah.

Yeah. You ever notice that? Only in Sheenay. Anywhere else in the world. You talk about racial stuff. Everyone's like, yeah, let's get into it, brother. Brian,

Brian, no, it's just like, it's not even like, it wasn't like, they weren't getting weird the direction I was going. They were getting weird,

like, the fact that I brought it up. Just the mere mention of us. Yeah, I won them over. Yeah. But, like, you just feel. feel the room they're like

oh no what's you going to say they tense up yeah yeah and you'll get there's a lot

places now they get a bit too excited yes they get a bit too like whoa yes he's going to see

I knew I left the house for our reason today yeah but like it was a fun wholesome event

that's good and you you know you didn't bust out any hate speech you kept it yeah

that's good I walked a fine line you coward yeah those people obviously weren't ready for the truth But the wedding, though

It's called statistical analysis Fucker Yeah No, the wedding was wonderful It was like So I guess humanist ceremony Or whatever the term is Oh, that sounds kind of

I won't say anything I don't even know if they called it that But it was just like a non-religious service And it was officiated by a friend Of the bride And she I don't like that to be honest It seems a bit too loosey goosey

So what's the point She's French Well it's still illegal They're still getting married Yes Not in my honest just so you know Lisa especially

is a big fan of this podcast she's listened to every episode I'm not against her yeah just her everything she stands just her way of life

yeah yeah yeah but it was it was a beautiful ceremony you know there was like was there any madness any weird stuff no it was all

very well behaved like we were we were told explicitly no cocaine at the wedding cocaine's getting it's getting everywhere now yeah

yeah she should be more issues that the cocaine you do a little bit and a little bit more it's three days later and the kid's in the bin uh but no it's uh it's getting the extreme now i've seen in the news more like um the levels of violence like football games like nurses are going to attack a lot more now really yeah yeah yeah i don't know why is it just because people are getting more hooked on cocaine or is cocaine cheaper now or more accessible it's it's definitely more i tell you socially acceptable

like when i was when i was a teenager like it was all a big like um you know oh yeah have you you know drink some beer smoke some weed or hash but like i would never do coke or pills and then like as i got older you know kind of like hey that guy on pills seems to be having a pretty good time yeah so you do the pills like all right i'll do the pills but i wouldn't touch coke and then you do the coke but i was you know and now we're all addicted to cocaine and that's what happens but now it's like 14 year olds like they're you know ending up, like, their heads chopped off and left in a bin

beside a skip because they owe Coke dealers all around town a bunch of money, you know? But I've noticed now as well, there are no one's even, like, back in the day, you used to like do the little charade, you know, where you go into the bathroom and pretend to take a big shit, okay?

But now, they're just taking the bag out on the street. Yeah, just doing bumps. They're doing it, apparently in public events now, they're literally taking the bag and go, look at this, yeah. And just, like, rubbing over their face. Not even on their nose, just, like, rubbing on their forehead.

Like, you know, the kiss cam at games. Now there's the Coke cams like, okay, folks, let's go. And it's like, lads just doing the staves, like, oh, yes. And then, funnily enough, they go and try to kiss somebody, but the person doesn't want it. But the NBA are smart. They don't fill them that part, you know? Yeah.

Kobe? I don't know. I couldn't think of anything else. But anyway, yes, we were told no cocaine at the win, but it was a legit beautiful ceremony and like the speeches were all nice it was just like a very nice wholesome event to come together

to celebrate the love of two people is a beautiful thing and then I'll go right fucking I'm at I'll go smashed so there's no fights or not I'm just make up something come on there was nothing like that I tell you an old primary school teacher

of mine is actually related to the extended family so she was there and I was like, Hammers, hey you, I got a bone to pick. No,

she was actually a very nice teacher. But I was definitely like, like, like drunk as fuck to try. Oh, really? And she was just like, oh, God,

tried so hard, you know? Where did it all? You can't say every, all of them, you know? Sometimes just fall to the cracks

society, don't do it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, it's fun. It's fun. Look,

I'm just going to, I was going to try you a segue, but I'm not going to bother. No. Why bother? Yeah, we're on radio. we're not kind of like link into a song or anything

oh were you cold oh cold play we're not going to do that this is a podcast so you know on radio he'd have to do like like we're free yeah yeah we don't have to don't look at there

I didn't know what you meant there we're free as in people don't pay for it spiritually yeah yeah I just mean like we can talk about what we want does no like guy being like oh guys there's house podcasters and field podcast one day we'll be free master so I want to talk about

Ein Rand in this episode okay so I don't know why why did we talk about did something come up you just said to me oh I'm gonna watch the actor shrug movies and I was like oh Brian doesn't seem to be doing well

at the minute yeah that's really a cry for help isn't it you know those three movies that are really shit I'm gonna watch them all for the podcast yeah I suppose for podcast you not to just pass the

time wait until death hoping I get cancer now Ayn Rand is sort of like an author and philosopher

right philosopher yeah and a bitch and a cunt yeah yeah this is gonna be

my new segment Brian's bitch of the week okay but bitch is a term of endearment okay I think Ayn Rand

like boss bitch yeah boss bitch yeah it's Brian's boss bitch my bi-monthly boss bitch

yeah where I pick I pick a boss bitch and we talk about her. Now, Ayn Rand, people say she's bad. She's just like one of those names. I always kind of thought she was sort of like an airy, fairy fucking spiritual

type person, like the secret and shit like that. No. So I'm wrong. She's an objectivist. Okay, an objectivist. Oh yeah, objectivism. Now, I'll be honest. All this stuff people go like, oh, I'm an objectivist. I'm a spiritual realist. All these things like, I glaze over so quickly. When I try to watch

videos and read stuff about this. It's like it's such a boring topic to me and we're going to do a whole hour about it. That's strap in. Yeah, yeah. But don't worry, I got the voices. What's our objectivism? No. No, none of that.

Like, it's, people take this very, very seriously. Okay. And the only reason we're talking about this today is because there's a lot of people out there that, and successful people. That's the interesting. It's not losers. There's a lot of successful CEOs, businessmen celebrities

everyone from Jim Carrey to Teller from Penn and Teller No way Teller's rocking this shit Yeah I think Penn a little bit

as well Oh yeah But I'm more focused On Teller Teller's the brains And the sex appeal Yeah Yeah

Oh and he keeps quiet as well So So break a dog for me No it's just saying Like a lot of people Like they love this And they go out And say like

Hey I read this Every year Yeah I read Ienrand. Whenever I feel down, whenever I don't know what do in my life, I read, I read Iron Rand. He's that other cunt, Eckart Tolle, that's another one. Yeah, that's another one. Yeah, it's

another one, I've no idea what the fuck's going on. Yeah. What is he? Like, Camus, that's another one. You know, all these people are like, you read them when you're like 16, you're trying to sound smart. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you start walking around Monaghan with a scarf and a beret, and you're like, oh, yeah. Oh, what are we really?

You're all just... You're all just... You're a bloody dragon? Ah, yeah. We're all just atoms colliding against one another. Now let me touch it, whore. No, please. Come here.

Yeah. Time for you to pay the Eckart Tolle. What is no really? Consent. That's actually narcissistic of you to think that you have free will. It's all predetermined, baby. You can't fight fate.

Now, suck my knob. If you don't want to fuck me It's actually part of systematic oppression So They love Ayn Rand And it really guides them And it's kind of an insight into the mind Of the rich and powerful

Yeah, okay So Ayn Rand really quick She was born like some communist country You can tell how much I studied for this She was born in some communist place Or maybe not a communist place, whatever She moved to America then And she was

She's Russian origin I think So maybe, I don't know what the fuck, who cares. I'm not really selling this. No. But she hated communism. Okay. And she liked objectivism, which is basically to boil it down to the simplest form is the philosophy of like just being like doggy dog, every man for himself.

So kind of like capitalism sort of neocon type shit. A little more like a libertarian kind of like, let me do me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And be forceful and strong in your opinions and your beliefs. Okay. So people read down like. I'll also be strong. Yeah, so kind of like

only the strong survive. Yeah, as you say, dog eat dog. Yeah, don't help the retard. Yeah, okay. Yeah. That's always been my motto. No, but she was saying like, you know, they say help special children,

but a lot of these special children actually subnormal. Oh. Yeah. So why don't we help the actual special children who aren't like licking the TV? You know what I'm saying? That's what she said, not me.

Yes, yes, of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so she didn't like the idea. Like, they should be charity. to help them less fortunate. So like taxation and social welfare and stuff like that that's all for pussies.

Right, okay. For bomboclots. Bomba clots. So she's all like you gotta go out. You got to be grinding stack in that paper. Yeah.

Earned in the cheddar. Yeah. Banking that scrella. So she, her two most famous novels are the fountainhead and Atlas Shrugged. Okay.

Now I'm going to tell you about fountainhead first. Okay. I want you to find the meaning in this. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. Because she doesn't flat out say

here's one of these things that's like, if I don't get it right straight away, Brian will get annoyed. Yeah, yeah. You fucking ugh. What? You couldn't read the Wikipedia article like me. What are you stupid? People, as I said before, people love Iron Rand

and they get very protective of her. Okay. And there's a lot of people if you go on the comments, be like, oh, he doesn't fucking know Iron Rand. The fuck's wrong with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because they look at it the same way that, like, if you said, you don't know who, like, Luke Skywalker is. Right. The fuck is wrong with you. Who also is like, don't help the retarded

Jedi. Let them die. You retarded Yoda. That's a new wacky character. Use the force. No need for consent. You know what I'm saying? So the fountain head is about an architect called Howard Rourke. Okay. And Howard Rourke

is a very strong-willed individual who wants to do things his way. Yeah. His way and he will not compromise or buckle or bend the knee. Nice. So he gets a job working for an architect company and they're like, oh yeah, can you change your designs?

He's like, fuck you, and he quits, all right? I just don't think having the N-word on the side of the building is going to attract people. I will not compromise my vision, you Philistines. Yeah, so he quits, okay, the cushy job. Right. And he takes the long road where he's designing like birdhouses and stuff like that. Oh. And like, you know, tiny little bungalows, he's building his way up.

And there's another guy who's like a Frank Grimes type. Okay. Let's call him Frank Grimes. Okay. And Frank Rhymes follows the rules Yeah, it does what he's told He does what he's told And he's like, look, everyone

Look, I built the building Like he told me And they're like, yeah, whatever Where's that Howard Rourke guy? Yeah, what's he up to? Yeah, yeah, yeah So nerd Frank Rhymes He keeps building things

And he's no fulfillment Right He just feels sad for some reason He's like, why does no one appreciate me Whereas Howard Rourke He's like He's literally like digging out stones

and shit. He's working on mine. Okay. Okay. Because that's, you know, that's where building starts. Right, right, right. You know, you build it with blocks. I really don't think as an, like an architect, he just designs it, though. He's not actually building it with his own bare hands.

But Howard Rourke, he's a man's man. Oh, okay. So he builds entire buildings by himself. Just with his head. And there's contractors like, do you need a hand? He's like, don't fucking touch those bricks. You touch those bricks and I'll kill you. I'll kill your kids. Yeah, yeah. All right.

Jesus. Giz and concrete. So just lads with high-vis jackets there and beer bellies. Like, you, you're fucking Howard Rourke, you're the contrary on Howard, nay.

Yeah, Monaghan County Council. Yeah. So, eventually Howard Wark, there's a daughter of a millionaire. Yeah. That's impressed by Howard Rourke. And Howard Rourke rapes her.

Oh. Yeah. And she loves it. Oh. Yeah, yeah. Okay. He holds her, well, it depends on your definition of rape.

He holds her down and fucks her. against her will. Yeah, harder. So if you pass that I'd say that a tick the box

pretty accurately. In the me too era. But she loves it. Yeah. And then she, I forget exactly what happens,

but I think she gets her dad to give him money to build a skyscraper. Okay. So eventually Howard Rourke gets his building. But the guys

changed it slightly. Like, is this changed the windows, okay? What guys? The billionaire giving the money

to build it. Oh, Whoever contracted him to make the skyscraper So he builds his dream skyscraper The perfect skyscraper

But they've changed this lightly Yeah Like they've made the windows different Alright get that daughter back in here Time to earn my money back No what he does He blows up the building Oh

Yeah he secretly blows it all up Right And then he walks away And he goes to court And the judge is like You know what I respect you And then the Frank Grimes guy is like Oh what about

me. They all tell them the fuck off. Now where's the end? Now what do you get from that? I mean a very sort of simplistic kind of like oh the anti-hero the sort of going against the grain never compromising your vision

that's ultimately very virtuous and if you have you know if you rape somebody along the way hey who cares yeah yeah that basically that's what it seems like to me it's all in the day's work you know it's about never giving up I can see why Teller is such a big fan

of this, you know. It's actually the movies mentioning, remember clear history, the Larry David movie? Oh, yeah. It's mentioning

that part of plot in that. Oh, really? Yeah, if you remember, he watches that and he gets inspired. I don't know if it's

a satire of it or what. Yeah, I, I didn't really like clear history. I can't remember it at all. Yeah, neither do I,

like John Hamm is in it is he at some point? Who cares? Wasn't there a joke that the girl sucked off Chicago? Yeah, it was bad.

I didn't like it. yeah yeah anyway uh also like uh you know when you notice a lot of like iron rann stuff in modern work okay it's featured in watchmen it's featured in like you know the character rorschach yeah roarshack was designed to be like a parody of an iron ran character right you know they're kind of like real like you know black and white yeah it's like i don't care yeah yeah yeah the extreme anti-hero yeah yeah but turned up to eleven where he's this a smelly psychopath yeah yeah where it's like it's you know it's it's such a caricature that you can't even really invent It's like it's the kind of thing

When you're 14, it's awesome But as an adult You're like That's a bit silly You grow up Well you're meant to grow up And be like Oh there's nuance and things

Yeah A lot of people don't do that Well people really get stuck Yes Yeah Arrested developments Yeah So wait

The Fartin Head then Was that like well received Very well received Yeah Yeah And people It sold like Bang Busters

I'm like Okay so That was my meaning but what is the actual is that what they're going for like yeah yeah it's like you know never sell out man exactly yeah a lot of like um which is a very you know childish philosophy and like basically back in the day the owner of every business in america had that book basically and they're all like just as fucking oh they're all jizzing all over yeah but and what so they use it as an excuse like yeah who cares if those miners died yeah i'm i'm i'm i'm howard rorke yeah it's basically

you do you yeah it's basically that boil down to it you do you it's always you know you see like people sharing shit like that like inspirational quotes on facebook and instagram is like yeah i maybe i'll lose some friends but at least i'll be the real you know the real ones will always stick around as like so it's just like it's always the biggest cunt the loudest most selfish prick yeah shares that shit or like you see this lot where people are just constantly talking about like they put in the grind and yeah they're working hard and like you wouldn't even understand how much work I put into this.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they're not doing anything. They're not doing anything. Yeah, yeah. Anything different to what anyone helps is doing it. You work in Duns. Like, that's it. I'm building an empire.

Well, these people working Duns, like, should be chill about it, you know? Yeah. Don't be bragging about it, like you're doing the Olympics. So, um, the fountain head, at least that kind of like, there's a narrative there. Like, okay, that kind of makes sense. Okay.

The Atlas Shrug, this is her like magnum opus. Yes. This is the big one. And this one is much. Wilder. So you want to just jump into it? Do it.

So it's set in the future. It's set in the year 2016. Whoa. Yeah. And what a weird strange year

2016 was? No. Well, Trump probably loves Iron Rahn, does he? He does. Yeah, yeah. Well, he says he likes it.

He has somebody who read it to him. Yeah, yeah. So it's set in the world where unions have destroyed everything. Oh wow. The union has destroyed all companies and because this people can't afford to

go on airplanes or drive cars anymore. Okay. So trains have taken over the world. Okay. Yeah, it's a world of trains. It's just an autistic person's wet dream. Now there's a new metal out that can make trains go faster all right. Oh. But the government wants to take it. Okay. The government's like oh like the company invented it and the government's like no we're going to take it now and not use it because we're evil oh why because they don't want trains to be fast yeah yeah they don't they want to make everyone miserable because they're the government oh and they love taxing people

yeah and you're basically taking things that don't belong to them yeah and also the past all kind of weird laws so the past the law that like you only own one business yeah and you're persecuted for yeah all right and uh everyone has to sell every product at the same price what? Yeah Oh Oh okay It's called

The Fairness Law Right So every Let's say Every coffee company Has to sell coffee The same price Right okay

Every Motor company Cars the same price And also like every company They're not allowed Pay Employees by how much They earn

They have to pay them By how much the employees want What? Yeah How does that make sense So that's the thing It doesn't

So you can go in It's socialism Oh So an employee You can go in And be like I feel like I earned lots of money this month and by law

the poor employer has to give them money even though it's destroying the business and America itself but I'm sorry as a plot device that doesn't make sense because that just wouldn't happen but anyway whatever Are you sure? Have you seen the modern world? Yeah but it's all fucking yeah

people pretend to give a fuck about the old plebs and pavos but you know they're not actually giving them loads of money he's like fuck that well whatever in this world okay so it's all gone to shit but CEOs are mysteriously disappearing okay

and there's a phrase going around who is John Galt John Galt yeah John Galt everyone's saying who is John Galt yeah he's a mysterious figure maybe Mitt okay maybe he's a Mitt you know maybe he's like

the Batman or like have you heard about John Galt like that's not real oh and they're like that's who's disappearing all of the CEOs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And do they ever, they just disappear? They don't like turn up

on the bottom of a river. No, no, they disappear completely. Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And, uh, oh, there's a, the main girl in this,

her name's Dagny, and she's the blonde one from Orange, Orange's New Black. Okay. Was that the one who was also in, uh, 70's show?

No, no, that was a black-haired one. I don't, I've never, I've never watched Orange's the new black. Okay. Well, anyway, this, this company,

Dagnis, she's a lady, okay? Yeah. And her company has invented a new train Okay And it's going to go Across the bridge

But the union people are like It can't cross the bridge It's too dangerous Because the bridge is untested Oh And she stands up to the union man She's like oh You want people to not work

You want people to not have the freedom To make the choice Yeah And they go across the bridge And it's safe Right And the union guy's like all angry Okay

You're losing me here Really? Yeah Yeah well it's three movies do you don't have to go through the everything do you yeah it was real quick okay so then they find out that someone has invented a mysterious engine

that can run off electricity in the air so this could change the whole world right right but again the company the government trying to suppress it okay and then the factory burns down that's the end of part one oh wow yeah so that they put they had all of that

in one movie that's the end of part that's part one it was only one book right yeah how big is the book like matt it's tick it's like lord of the rings right there's a lot of talking in this right a lot of talking what about the production value of these movies really cheap yeah yeah it was done by like go fund me but like i thought you know why couldn't they get proper finance and if so many celebrities and ceos there was a long time they're they're really going for it and there's one stage it was going to be like a Brad Pitt production and it's going to be like

a big mini-series like a big big budget miniseries and it all kind of fell apart Is it because her brand has become toxic? I think because of Trump and stuff like that and because of like libertarian is now seen as like basically alt-right Alt-right is kind of gets merged into one big thing. When

did these come out these movies like that? It started off in like 2012. It all came out like 2012, 2013, Right, okay. So around the time it was a Tea Party movement and Ron Paul

and all that shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So part two then the blonde girl Dagny, okay? Yeah. She's the main hero of books. She's driving a plane Oh, and she's being chased.

She's being chased by the government. She's like, oh shit! And they're like shooting rocket launches at her and she's like, oh shit. Yeah. How do they portray that in the movie? Very cheaply. Yeah.

There's a lot of her just on a chair. We have to pretend. You watch an improv show. it's that it's second city okay so she's like oh no and she crashed into a mountain okay cut back to nine months earlier right uh she's investigating this engine again

people keep going missing she's trying to find john gault yeah uh what does she do again what's her she runs a company oh right is she the company that invented the whatever the fuck the special metal yeah yeah okay um this is dumb oh yeah so she's um She's banging another CEO And he has a company, okay

And he, it's some, they're like Cock ejaculates in orifice No, that's not like, CEO No, he does it, it's like some kind of like Train Company as well Yeah And the government comes along and they're like Oh, we have to take your company

Yeah For the government Right He's like no Oh And he stands up and they're like What do you mean? He's like no

And they're like, well, what is the meaning of this negative? they have no idea what he's talking about So he goes to You opposed to government Yeah Yeah

Yeah They're completely shocked So then it goes to court All right Right And he stands up to them in court And the judge Is like you know what

You're not guilty The system's guilty Wow Seems like the judges And this bitch's mood Like books are I was like Ah

I've got to completely Disregard everything I believe And know about the law I'm like Yeah I had to climb the ladder to become a judge

It's like that like It's so dependent on the relationships You build with people And just like the old systems And the same old shit It's like oh no This this character's so compelling I'm throwing all that out of the window

I'm just gonna set fire To my life's work Just because the guy did a mildly interesting speech About freedom Yeah He's like oh If you have no freedom You are not free

and Judge is like, God damn it! So then he wins the case and then we cut back to the girl in the jet Okay, turns out She didn't crash in the mountain That was a fake force field And she's actually gone

Into a utopia world So John Galt has collected The most famous and rich and powerful CEOs to build a utopia. Oh, I see. Yeah, end of part two. Okay. all right so far what you think

do you didn't expect that did you no I didn't it's science fiction now okay yeah okay no and I was kind of like finally something interesting because up until now I was like well trans there's trans but the unions and the boom I'm like what the fuck

why does Jim Carrey like this so much so yeah now you kind of see why people like it because it's like oh yeah a society with just dust will be much better yeah oh all the rich Yeah, okay, so now the CEOs and celebrities like, hey, imagine we could just live in our world and not have

you know, poor people coming up to us saying that like our retarded children loves the movies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So part three is the final part. What are how many mongos come up to Jim Carrey? I love the mask. Smoking! Somebody stop me!

Well, now he's in the Sonic movie. So there's a whole new type of individual, okay? of a certain type of individual they're all like really into it I didn't realize Sonic is such as a vote following Really? Yeah people who like

Where did it's... People are more into Sonic than the Quran And more dangerous Where did Sonic originate? Was it video games? Yeah, yeah I remember playing Sonic on like the Sega Mega Drive I don't like it

It was too fast for me It was very fast No, I liked it though I like Mario Mario slow and steady wins the race I never played Mario Because I didn't have like a We're very different to you and I

Like the Sega was just like This kid that I knew Who didn't even like me Got a PlayStation and was throwing it out The only reason I knew him Because his dad and my dad were friends He got a PlayStation for Christmas And they were throwing out the Sega

And I was like, can I have it? And he was like, yeah, whatever Loser, just don't talk to me Was that your first gaming device? That was the first gaming console But that was like That was like 1998 I mean like or no way

Whenever the PS, when did PS1 come out? My first one was a PS1, but I got second hand off a dodgy friend of my, my dad as well actually. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember because... Friends of our dads are responsible for our entire childhood,

even the bad parts. But this was bad because there was only... It was really shit, okay? Yeah. So there was a Spider-Man game that came with it, all right? Right. But it would, like, cut out after like 10 seconds.

Oh. Like, you literally, I remember a Spider-Man game, you jump over one building and then it would cut off Oh what? Like completely yeah And I'd be like What's going on with dad

It's like yeah It's supposed to do that That's the game So I was like I think that's why I'm not a gamer Because I was like Oh games are shit really Just jump to a building

And you don't What It's over Yeah That's shit You jump to a building Then it turns off And you have to go for a bath

This is gaming I don't like this at all Yeah Yeah This will never catch on But anyway Alright, all right, so... Oh, yeah, so part three of this dumb shit.

So they're at the Utopia now. Yeah, at the Utopia. Utopia looks very cheap. It's just a house. Okay. Yeah, and there's also, like, a market where to sell apples, all right? Right.

So, uh, the girl's there now, and John Galt, we see the origin of the John Galt, okay? So John Galt, he's this big strapping guy. Yeah? Kind of looks like, remember Tad and Blue Mountain State? Oh, yeah. Yeah, see him now? No?

He's fucking ripped now, man. He was always ripped. But it's, it's, he's the Hulk now. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, he's gone wide. Wow. He's Jack Reacher now. Okay.

Yeah, yeah. I like him, though. He was always very funny and Blument's there. It's weird when somebody's like that good-looking and chiseled and funny. Mets me shit, yeah. Shouldn't be allowed. In my utopia, there'll be no sads or whatever that fucking guy's called. They're all just fat, slub pigs like me.

Just meeting a bunch of Frankie Shaw's. And she separates everyone by race. I suppose I'm okay with that This really is a utopia Wow Yeah well wait Hang on the Frankie Shaw thing I was so funny

She was separating the writer's room By race And she's like it's fun isn't it And they were like no And then was it like she was kind of forcing Like actresses to do sex scenes When they didn't want to Yeah yeah

She was like it's smilf It's more important than you Awesome Yeah Frankie Shaw Yeah friend of the podcast for life She's always welcome That's kind of bitching respect

I was thinking just to get off topic again I want, if I have a daughter, I want her to be the biggest butchest dike you ever see. I want my daughter to be like a 1950s sexist where she's just slapping arse and like, hey, love, your face, my pussy. All right, love Nash, legs,

what time they open, lads? All of her male friends are like, oh, but you shouldn't say that. Yeah, yeah. That's going to be the world now. It's going to be cool dykes and laying biters like me

who don't even say Dyke yeah and like she brings all of her friends around and they like slap you around and stuff look at my dad's cock it's fucking tiny what a fucking cunt

anyway at this road back to the utopia yeah it's nearly over what's it called by the way do they have a name no no just the utopia

yeah so anyway John Galt to find out he used to work in a factory all right right And this guy came in one day And he was like, guess what, everyone? I've got a new idea. Instead of paying everyone by how much they earned,

let's give an equal amount to everyone. Right. And they're all like, oh, I guess that's okay. But John Gulles stand up is like, no way, man. I'm not going to take it. They're like, yeah. Yeah. Oh, John Galt.

And then John Galt leaves. He works at a factory now. Then John Galt, because he's so determined, he manages to build a uterus. in the mountains. Just by himself. Yeah, with force field technology. He's managed to completely defy the laws of physics, completely alter everything we know about space and time.

He's created this force field technology. He invented the magic engine. The magic engine. Remember I told you about the engine? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That runs on electricity in the air. Right. That was him.

And the government suppressed it. Yeah. You've come a long way from one. working on the box factory having your job yeah he always had it in him

he just needed the motivation you know it'd be like the best episode of MTV mtribs ever yo what's up

y'all come check out my Utopia Mountain this my force field this where the magic happens yeah I mean so now John Galt

he's a society he's going to take his war he's going to go back to America and he's going to like tell the man how he feels so um

oh yeah he has sex with the Dagney Yeah, it's an arty sex scene Okay Very slow motion and like Titties? No Oh

It's one of those sex scenes Which is like Lips and then like a hand Oh and a candle Yeah yeah And the candle gets hard And a candle starts squirting jizz Nice

So they go And he meets the president Okay It was a trap Oh And he gets captured And they use Program F

What's that It's a torture device They've invented It's basically they shock him. Oh, right. Yeah. Program F. Yeah. Well, no, why is it such a big, like, they strap them down and...

They strap them down and shock them. And they're kind of like, you know, admit the socialism's good and he's like, never. Right. So then the blonde one gets a gun in the helicopter and she breaks into like the secret layer and there's like, there's one guy minding the door

all right? And she's like, get out of way and he's like, no, I'm following orders. And she's like, get out of the way. He's like, no, I can't make choices. The government doesn't let me make choices. And he gets shot in the head. Good. Yeah.

Good. So then she breaks him out of jail. And they get in the helicopter and the president's like, Drog, Debt, nabit, he's angry. And they fly the helicopter off and there's a shot of the Statue of Liberty, the end. That is fucking dog shit. That is a retarded, stupid fucking... Now, it was kind of hard for me to read all that out and make it make sense.

It was hard for me I used my force of will You did a good job, thank you I wasn't even appreciating The amount of work you put into this I was just like This is shit Three two hour movies

Yeah Jesus Christ Brian Come on man They're not going well for me This is why I can't exercise or eat right I'm busy Yeah How's the How's work going Brian

Everything okay at home I'll take a sick day Yeah No Brian Not Atlas shrugged again I'm like John Gold's going to take me away to the secret society and you won't be there

Gold Power you're part of the problem You pay everyone They do actually They pay everyone equally in gold power Really? Holy shit Oh my God

You're part of the system Yeah there's no bonuses No Oh fuck I'm going to tell them that They won't know what I'm talking about at all Wait so That sounds so fucking dumb I can't know

Like was this well received as well The movies were well received for people who love Iron Rand Oh, I meant the book Like the story The book was Like it was like It was the Bible for some people

Yeah Yeah They're like I read it It's in the mad men even Like one of the main guys in it Is like one people Life advice okay Yeah

Read Atlas Shrugged Okay Everything else will come easy Jesus Christ Yeah Just read Atlas Shrogged If you ever got a problem in life If you're like

Oh no I've got gambling debts And my son's gone weird What should I do Read Atlas shrugged. Yeah. It'll fix everything. So, and is it because of this sort of objectivism that is basically just like capitalism that everyone's like, she's all right?

Like, why is she so toxic now? Just because, well, she was pretty, she said, she was pretty. Don't help the retards. Don't help the retards. Native Americans are savages. Americans belong to them. Okay. You know, she's very kinky.

Oh, yeah? Yeah, yeah. She's big into like, you know, you know, um, weirdly for like, I'm not sure if she's feminist now she's very anti-religion okay she was very anti-regan even though Reagan loved her and she was anti-government anyway

wouldn't she? Yeah yeah yeah yeah I think it's just because a lot of people like a lot of people who like that like wanting so they kind of like mix it together well I tell you you didn't entice me with that I have no desire to read Atlas Shrugged I haven't I mean like

haven't red pilled you no no I don't oh what are you like I don't I'm just so, it's so gay. Yeah. I, I can't look at it objectively

because I have watched three two-hour movies about this shit and it was so bad. Yeah. I never want to think about this again. I got PTSD now. And like you didn't,

so you didn't feel like it changed your life forever? No. Yeah. No. I don't know. I don't understand what was going on. Yeah, I didn't need to watch

all these movies that say, don't help the retard. I just have to meet enough for them to be like, Oh yeah, no thanks. Not for me. Should we talk about

what time we're at? We're about 41 minutes. Okay, well, it's a pick and mix now, all right? Do you want to talk about the Playmakers or Texas Chainsaw Massacre? What the fuck? What's the Playmakers? The Playmakers was a TV show

developed by ESPN. Oh, yeah. So ESPN, they're a sports network. Yes, I'm familiar. They're actually owned by Disney. I didn't know. It's apparently Disney once age we're considering ESPN land.

Wow. yeah because you know the way they got like Disneyland yeah that's for like

girls and gays okay children I think mostly but yeah yeah but they were thinking

like does a demographic we're not touching that's actually not bad what would you have an ESPN land what

what would you have there like just like sports memorabilia rollercoaster suppose yeah well rollercoasters with like Tom Brady's

face on it yeah yeah like obviously you got rides and you know hot dogs and all that shit

but then who would be the mascots like you know Kobe experience but I don't know yeah I mean I wouldn't like it but you know I don't really into sports

well anyway so ESPN we're like hey HBO's doing well scripted drama let's do our own scripted drama you see the Gabba Gould show or whatever it's called it's pretty good so they tried to have their own show okay and it did very well

but they really leaned into like this is early 2000 so we're like it's going to be drugs and sex and fucking AIDS and shit What's called? Playmakers Playmakers And the NFL hated it

Okay The NFL are like You're making the NFL look bad Because it's about an NFL team Okay So it's kind of like any given Sunday Yeah but it's like Extreme

Okay And they were like This is disgusting We don't want to be You're gonna lose your contract With the NFL So it's like You want to show the Super Bowl

Or Playmakers Oh right Okay And they made they made their choice So I'm I watched the pilot. Okay. And I think we might go through it.

This might be fun. This is like, after that boring shit about philosophy and objectivism. Yeah. This is more my type, okay? There we go. Literally, okay. First scene, white guy, smoking crack. Nice.

Yes. Love it. It's the mayor of Canada. Yeah. He's smoking crack in a crack den, all right? Yeah. And, you know, it's a bunch of guys like lighting up. And then the cops burst in, this real tense scene.

We're like, freeze, freeze. And it's like, do. Wait a minute Are you the quarterback For the Whatever team I think it's like the The diamond backs

Okay It's like you're the quarterback For the diamond backs He's like yeah Yeah I am They're like awesome But then Someone else at the crack den

Pose of a gun Okay There's a big shoot out The white guy gets shot to bits The quarterback Yeah Yeah Oh what

Bop bo shot to pieces Okay Murdered in a crack then Yeah That's awesome And then the cop's like, damn. The Diamondback's going to need a new QB. And then the intro.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's how it starts off. Okay. And they're like, oh, they're going to need it. So it's a joke. And they're like, oh, they're going to need a joke. Yeah, you're pushing a heart, pushing, yeah, it's fun. Yeah

Playing on the field Playing off the feet You're like yeah Pop their pussy Dirty Hoare Playmakers They don't go They say I'm not sure what the standards

Were for ESPN They say shit But that's it No fuck There's no tits or anything No tits Yeah Yeah

How violent was the shootout though Uh No blood It was something you see On like CSI Okay Yeah there's no There's not like

Oh okay So it's not exactly Like hard hitting No No Well I suppose It's showing Drug use

was like hard hitting Yeah I guess A white guy smoking crack My God Was the The nation ready

It's like Here are the sex pistols For the first time You know So now Start the show We hear about This new quarterback

Called DH Who's joined the team We actually get A cameo from Tom Arnold Oh Yeah Yeah Playing like a guy

Being like I know DH is going To take a lot To fill those shoes Yeah Yeah So DH is

Played by Cuba Gooding Jr.'s brother. I didn't realize Cuba Gooding Jr. had a brother. Yeah, and he's never done anything since. Yeah. If you go on to his Wikipedia,

he's done like 20 films since Playmakers. None of them have Wikipedia pages. Oh, wow. Yeah. That's bad. I think he does like student films for like DKIT. And they'd never pay him. So we meet

D.H. He's the new guy. Yeah. How is he in there? Like his brother. standard just like you know oh I don't know how I feel about this is he ripped yeah he's we don't really take his shirt off really

and we meet coach Mike don't know who coach Mike is we find out he it hurts the piss prostate yeah yeah and he was going to retire before a shoot out but now it looks a bit you know looks a bit bad oh if he just leaves

after the guy got murdered he's gone another year with them but all the press are like you're going to leave, aren't you? Because you're an old cronter, aren't you? I hear it hurts with you a piss, doesn't it? Piss right now, let's see it. Come on. Whip it out. What have you got to hide? We hadn't understanding

that my piss was off limits, Jimmy. So D.H. is getting a medical from a nurse, and she's like, oh, I don't think you're going to pass. It's medical. And he's like, is there anything I can do? And she's like, maybe. And she unbuttons her blouse. And then they bang. You see titties?

We don't want to see titties. No, but he does do that thing in movies where he, like, he knocks everything off to desk, which just fucked everything up, like, her phylofax and everything. Now, you know, it's hard now. If you try to be passionate with an OCD, bitch, oh, nightmare. I'm going to take you...

Oh, no, I get perfectly organized. I've got a knife, so... You think it's messy, no, where you see what it's like when I'm done. Yeah, I'm like, Coach Mike. Okay, wait, but why couldn't he pass the physical? Oh no, I was this play

Oh, I'm certain Yeah Because it turns out See, women never flirt Yeah So I'm like Wait, watch the actual Yeah

So when you're watching porn You're like How he's gonna get into medical school This sexy teacher Won't let him this bitch How can she not afford a pizza I mean it's only about $12

Look at the size of that house they're in If he doesn't pass the exam You have to go to the military school Oh she's taking her tits out That's gonna help with the examines She's stuck under that table She doesn't need your cock in her right now Help her for God's sake

It turns out he knows the head nurse Yeah, they're like friends from like high school And they're very playful She hot? Yes, yeah, she's on blonde, skinny She's a 2000s girl Oh skinny big tits Back when we taught blonde with skinny and big tits

Was sexy Oh, how wrong we wore Now give me that Lizzo snizzle give me that snizzle I want

paralys snizzle oh yes actually just go off topic for second I saw this on

Instagram is quite interesting do you want to be disabled do I want to be

disabled yeah yeah do you no you don't ah what if I

asked you want to be black you see this systematically you're you're wrong about what?

I don't know This is a bunch of gibberish It's all on Instagram I don't know Maybe I could qualify For disability I'm deaf and one year Not wanting to be disabled

It's because you've been programmed By society To hate disabled people I don't know Okay Yeah think of that Well Tell society

I didn't need any help with that Oh I got this one covered Society Thanks No thanks Um Okay Wait so I'm sorry

So if I don't want to be disabled, it's because I hate disabled people. Yeah, that's what I saw. It's one of the many people see in Instagram. I'm like, oh, good. You believe that, do you? I'll tell that to a disabled person. I'm like, oh, you're so lucky. Yeah, yeah.

I wish I was... Come on, get out of the chair. Give me a go. I want to try it. Yeah, yeah. Well, there is trans-abled. That's a thing. Yeah, yeah.

It's like people who are able-bodied, but they feel like they're disabled. so even though they can't they can walk they like use a wheelchair on purpose even a bet coach Mike a bet doesn't even hurt when he pisses

just pretending yeah he's been indoctrinated yeah yeah so anyway so DH okay he does trading

for first time and they all hate him okay because he's not the old guy yeah because they're all scarred but you don't even

smoke crack do you so there's a what's his name now just like oh yeah his name's Kelvin

and they call him the Buffalo. He's a big white guy, okay? Right. I think he's like the receiver or something like that, and he's like, you'll never replace Omar. You know, you'll never replace him. Omar? Oh, no, actually no, it's not Omar. I don't think his name is Omar.

I can't remember the names. I barely remember Kelvin the Buffalo. The Great White Hope. Yeah, yeah. So anyway, he's like, you're not going to replace the old guy, okay? So there's a lot of friction. Yeah. And the training session is a big failure. There's like a lot of shoving and pushing. Right. Coach Mike's like, you know,

Okay, guys, let's call it off for the day. Yeah. So then D.H. goes back to his house. It's not a very good strategy. He's like, well, this is shit. Let's just stop. It's like, what?

This is training. Isn't the whole thing? It's like, we're bad, but we get better. It's like, no. It's shit. I'm going to go piss again. There's bloodnet this time. Yeah, yeah.

Thanks a lot, D.H. So D.H goes back home. We meet his wife. hang on it's not the nurse it's not the nurse no what now this is obviously

a continuity error on the writer's part they forgot that they made him have sex with that lady that's why the NFL hated it they're like oh you made a mistake because none of our players do that

yeah yeah okay so he's married yeah and he has a big fight with the wife okay and the wife is hot yeah yeah yeah nice little black piece piece of air

Yeah, yeah Yeah, okay They have a big fight And he's like, you know She's like, you know Oh, you're always training What about me? And he like...

Didn't he just get hired? It's all you ever think about He's like, what? Yeah, he gets angry And punches like a hole in the wall, okay? He doesn't hit her. Oh, so okay. Coward.

Yeah, so he's like, Oh, I'm angry. And she was like, well, I was going to tell you I'm pregnant. Yeah. Now you regretts hitting the wall. Yeah, yeah. Straight shot, right to the ovaries.

Boom. Pah, right, in the kisser. So, now, just take all the drama already. Right, 10 minutes in. Oh, okay. Yeah, you're... Yeah. His wife's pregnant, but he's off banging white women.

And then later on, the wife's in the supermarket, okay, pushing a trolley. Yeah. And a sneaky little guy, like a Randall from recess type guy. Me, okay? Show up Say, oh, hello Oh, I work for the press Okay, got any stories, you know

And he gives this big speech We're like, you know, a lot of players You know, what, how many years? You know, five years tops And then what? No source of income. You're just on the street then. Oh, he'll probably leave you

For a hotter girl, for a hot nurse, okay? Yeah. You're already trash. You just don't know it, yeah. Wow. Yeah, okay. Nice. And she's like, shut up.

So finally, he's a. hero of the story. Yeah, the journalist, okay? He read Atlas shrugged, but yeah, he's Howard Rourke. He's just like, oh, you're all going to end up on the street, you dogs. So, um, next up

so, uh, D.H, his mind is fried, okay? He has another training session, still doesn't go right. And he's like, fuck, I need to go out to the club. Yes. He's got to check out these new clubs because he's just moved to wherever. I think they're in like, uh, Carolina, I think. So he's got to check out the strip clubs. Okay.

So he goes to the clubs, some great TV strip clubs, where there's no, like, there's no tits. Yeah, yeah. They're all wearing, like, bowler hats. They're all dressed like pilgrims. Yeah. So he's at the club, okay. He meets Kelvin the Buffalo. Oh, right.

Yeah. He's stripping on the side. Got to pay his way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they start drinking, okay? Okay. They actually kind of form a bond. Oh.

To talk about their families and stuff like that. They both got bad dads, you know, yeah, yeah. And it's like, you know, my dad hit me. You're lucky. My dad, he was gone, didn't even have time to hit me. Oh. And then stripper's like, my dad raped me. Bitch, we ain't talking to you.

Keep shaking them titties and shut your fucking mouth. God damn whore. And that's Kelvin. So we find out, Kelvin actually knows the guy. who got, let's just call the teammate Larry, the dead teammate. Oh, okay.

So he... Larry the crackhead. Yeah, yeah. So it turns out he knows the guy who got Larry addicted. Hooked on crack.

Yeah, the guy who first told him crack, okay? He's like a near-do-well around the town and he sells the kids as well. Yeah.

He's a menace. Oh, wait, I see where this is going. But he's too smart for the police, okay? He's always ducking and diving like a snake, all right?

Yeah. But Kelvin's like, I wish someone could pop that. Oh Yeah Yeah Pop that sucker Alright

Bus cap in the same Yeah Kelvin You need to stop Talking like that man At DH is like Yeah That's a nice dream

To have Obviously you won't do anything So then They party more Okay Yeah Yeah Yeah

But then They're heading back To The Buffalo's car And Kelvin's like Yeah I can drive Yeah

I'm up But he's like Slurring shit The glove compartment He's got a gun Okay Yeah

And he's like But DH doesn't see that Yeah Right. The audience is there. So they're driving home. Traumatic irony is what that's called, ladies and gentlemen.

When the audience knows something that the characters do not. Yeah, when you went to film school, they're like, okay, when DH doesn't see the gun. Is this going to be on the test? You know, like, this is not a pipe. It's the semiotics of Kelvin having it. It's what's referred to as the McGuffin. Something that appears in the first deck that seems important. but is

really in consequential I like to have sex with teenage girls even though I'm 58

and look older so they're driving and DH's like yeah this ain't my neighborhood yeah you're going the wrong

way and Kelvin's like am I isn't he doesn't do that he does the doctor or even yeah so they actually

go to like this bad looking house wrong sad of the tracks. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And it turns out the guy's in there, okay, the dealer. The dealer, yeah. And, you know, Kelvin's going to do this thing. He's going to walk in there and shoot him in the head

doesn't care what happens, okay? Yeah. Because he, they kill his only friend. Oh, right? And Kelvin starts crying. Oh, really? Yeah. What a bitch!

I know, yeah. Pussy! He's like, what, you're going to use the gun on him? Buffalo, more like buff the yo. Dude is a favorite. You put the gun in your own mouth,

would you? Yeah, yeah. He's a receiver as well, so. Oh, I'm ready, you go ahead Tweety, catch all the boards you want. Not cool alpha dudes like us. Yeah, G. H-Cadden.

They call me your buffalo, because they put buffalo mozzarella up my age. I'm almost extinct. That's better. That's better. Oh, talk about putting things up your ass for a minute. And this is also football. Ron Rogers, okay, he went,

remember I was telling you about Aaron Rogers? Oh, was he the guy that didn't take the vaccine? Yeah, yeah, and everyone hated him, yeah, yeah, I called him Karen Rogers, okay. So he went on a cleanse there, and it turns out what he was doing was he was doing like enemas, and then he was putting butter up his ass.

Like last tango in Paris? Yeah, exactly, yeah. Brando was there. Grando, put his butter up your eyes. Oh, he was putting up, he's putting yak, yak butter up his ass. And also I think up his nose as well I don't get them mixed up

But apparently it's good for your system It cleanses you Yack butter Yeah yeah Up your nose and ass Yeah He was doing a 12 day cleanse So he was no phone

No technology Just butter an enemes Wow Yeah Interesting And he was only eating rice Yeah Well good

Good for Aaron Rogers Yeah Yeah Makes seem like you wasted your weekend doesn't it I would I would be kind of tempted

with some butter up my ass I like the sensation You get some dairy gold out of the shop It's just helping I don't take the wrapper off I'll churn your asshole I'm sorry there's a big speech

then about how like you don't win by killing them you win by honoring the legacy of Larry and you win by going to the Super Bowl that's what Larry would have wanted. Larry's want you to go into jail okay. There's too many buffaloes

in jail already. So it's a big speech then and now they're bonded. Right. So they go to practice okay and they're doing great. Oh. Yeah. Wow. Okay. Was this written by NFL people? No, no. There's a real

CTE vibe to the story arc here. Oh shit. I forgot to tell you. Oh, you fucking idiot. What did you miss? I forgot tell you, Coach Mike keeps talking to his wife. she's not she's dead oh is she yeah oh i was gonna blow you away there no no pretend you didn't say that i'm gonna edit that right okay what wait to coach mike keep talking to his wife he keep talking on the chair we see the chair but not her i bet you're thinking like see i know see brian you say on the chair and you can picture it in your head because you've seen it yeah yeah but you think we see exactly what you see right now but we just Don't, because we didn't watch it, Brian.

Okay? I know you have a difficulty processing information and conveying it to people. Yeah, I don't understand how we're... Good thing you host a podcast. Yeah, okay. Right, so his wife's dead then. Yeah, his wife's a dead conter, right? Yeah, good.

He pissed on her and killed her, right? Yeah, yeah. So practice goes really well. Right. All right, and coach Mike's like, God damn, it's going to be a good season. Yeah. And he's all excited. And there's kind of like a montage at the end where three things are

it once so try and picture this okay okay the first scene is coach mike going home taking his jacket off talking to his wife yeah wink right the second one is d h's wife getting a letter in the post okay wink the third scene is uh buffalo going home all right and knocking on the door yeah now picture it is music playing as well yeah think cold play all right call i was thinking cold play Or maybe snow patrol They couldn't afford Go play Yeah

Yeah So and there's going to be Three things happen now And each one will blow Your fucking cock off All right One of them you already guessed Okay

Light up Light up As if you have a choice I'm picturing it all Right so dead wife Good So dead wife you guessed okay Yeah

Yeah Second one is The wife She can read Oh my God Mind blowing Second one DH It's a brown envelope

Openter it's pictures of DH kissing the nurse Right, okay Yeah, she's probably from the little Snively you Yeah, the Republican, see you? Oh, look at you You could write this, okay?

Yeah, because it's shit Yeah, but you won't guess this one Third one, Buffalo opens You're probably expecting Buffalo to open the house To like some hot piece ass His mother? No, man

Oh, he's gay Yeah Oh, I see He really is a receiver, huh? Yeah, exactly, yeah They'll probably make that joke in the show later on homophobic

yeah easy joke unless it's ironical like when we do it we do the ironical yeah

they don't kiss though oh good yeah I like that gay couples back down were shake hands I sure do love

you Billy oh you're a oh you're a great you're a great guy yeah so you remember very clean remember

early modern family didn't kiss I never watched Modern Family She watches like I'm going to wait to that case And then I'm sending all the letters Dear CBS I send the brown envelope

Of the two of them You send it to who Eric Street What's his name Street Stone or something? Ed O'Neill I'm like No this is half done your show

Yeah Buffy Favile that's what it's called yeah yeah and that's the end of the show apparently Snoop Dog shows up later on but I mean you could guess that

sure yeah I think Snoop Dog shows up with somebody's brother oh nice in a one episode story arc wait so this got one season got one season

of a huge hit at the start because they marked it like guns sex this is what the NFL's really like kind of like footballers wives

yeah yeah yeah and the NFL were like we don't like this yeah I can show it's in England they're like yeah fucking good for it, yeah.

Well, no, footballer's wives was literally just for like women and gays that like that, I'm me. Yeah. I loved it too. But they had the dream team, though. But you could show tit. They were like, they'd show tits

and there was loads of riding and they were all really hot. Yeah. Yeah. I was watching a documentary about the early days of the Premier League. I didn't know. They actually had cheerleaders

to start and shit. Really? Yeah, very rough looking cheerleaders. What year was that? 93, I believe. Oh, wow. Yeah. Basically, it was like, it was regular football

and then, Murdoch came along and they made it the Premier League and Sky and all that but real slapers yeah they all have those

sort of Liam Galaher mutton chops yeah yeah and they all that yeah and they all

they all talked like they were all just like what like they're always making noises nice oh oh oh

this is the end episode on this okay yeah I watched the first episode of Belayer oh shit

the new the new Prince of Belayer remake that nobody wanted. Nobody wants it. But it's... The other way

Prince of Bel Air was fun. Fresh Prince of Bel Air. This is just Bel Air. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. But you know the way the 90s show was like fun? Yeah, it's like a silly sitcom.

This isn't fun. This is real. It's hardcore drama. I bet you live in your little fantasy world, okay? I live in the real world. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's very... I was too in my own head and was watching it.

If it was his own show, I could just like... Judge it. But the whole time... It's just hard to not compare it to... And he even says at one stage, like, oh, I got in one little fight, my mom's got scared. Oh, God, really?

Yeah, yeah. They keep making references to the show, and it keeps reminding you that it's not to show. Yeah, and you kind of think that's, like, the opposite of what they would want to do, because whatever if it was just a comedy remake, that's one thing,

but to take a silly sitcom, like a family-friendly sitcom from the 90s, and then turn it into a modern-day, hardcore gritty drama. I don't want to be a square here but they say the N word a lot in it. Yeah. Like I wasn't I don't know what I wasn't expecting like

I knew it was like peacock so they can get away with stuff. Yeah. I wasn't expecting like the wire like I wasn't it really like yeah yeah like it starts off with Will okay. Even say it feels weird calling Will because you know it's not Will Smith. The guy he's a newbie. I have to say

he's doing a good job but yeah if it was I need a role, you'd be like, this guy's good, but you're not Will Smith, okay? It's a poison chalice. You know what's kind of like? It's kind of like, Bronny James. Who's that?

He's the son of LeBron James. Brony? Brony, yeah. Weird? Look at him. I bet you like Belair, didn't you when they said that word. But anyway, I think Brony might be a nickname.

Okay, but just to name your kid after yourself is always a bit. Look, my point was, doesn't matter how good brawny is. Yes. The whole time we're like, oh, his dad, mm. Yeah. And that's kind of like this, where the whole time we think about Will Smith.

So it starts off, it's the story where like, it's Will Smith and he's good at basketball. Yeah. Is his name Will Smith in the show? Yeah. Okay, so it's... Now, apparently that was like, because, I know, like, this is like one of those dumb things that gets shared around, but the guy who played Carlton

apparently was, like, giving Will Smith advice is like, whatever your character character's called in this show is what you're going to be called for the rest of your life. Oh, that's good. Just call yourself Will Smith. No, I can't imagine, well, I guess, no, because he did come into the show with a bit of clout because he had become, not that much cloud. So, but I don't know, whatever.

Not like Middle America. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But anyway, so yeah, he's called Will Smith in the show. So Will Smith wakes up and he goes to school and they have to play a basketball game. he wins and then they go in the locker room and say the N word 50 times

I really sound like a white square here actually you don't understand the context that word they're hurtful I'm going to make a compilation of all the times you said the N word

I'm going to send it to CNN after I've done with the young Turks you're next yeah so it's like it's a rap okay

they're saying a rap oh they're singing yeah oh they're not just saying it like And I wish, I really wish I lived in the world where I could recite the rap

but certain people won't allow me that's why you go to the Patreon Yeah, that's right So they play a basketball game He wins, they're happy They're like walking back, it's getting late And there's like a street, the street tuffs

Oh, and they're like Some ruffians? Yeah, they challenge Will Smith to a game Okay, and they're really... Basketball game? Yeah, basketball game As street gangs are known to do it Yeah, yeah, yeah And they win

Will Smith wins But then Somebody throws a ball And it accidentally hits The one the street tuffs And it leads to a big fight Okay And the cops drive up

And of course The first person to see Throwing a punch Is Will Right Even though he got hit Seconds ago Yeah

I think they go there And I think they like Plant drugs on them or something Okay So he's in shit But then The other guy's black too Yeah everyone's black

Yeah Everyone's black yeah everyone's black This is 2022 Everyone's black Whether you like it or not Yeah Yeah

So then Someone pulls strings In the system And gets them out Because is Uncle Phil Still a judge I think so Yeah

Yeah So Or was he a judge In the show He was a higher up In the show He was friends at Reagan He eventually became a judge

Yeah That's all thing They're rich They were friends At Reagan Yeah And Trump showed up An episode

Oh yeah Yeah Yeah It was kind of one of those shows that was always on, but like I never... Where was it on? I never saw it on. It was on BBC 2. It would be on BBC 2. We didn't have BBC when I was growing up. It'd be the weakest link, then Simpsons, then Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

That's a good combo. Yeah, yeah. That was after school every day. That's what you'd watch. That's fun. I didn't have that. I didn't get BBC in my house till much later on. Because I'm from Monaghan. Yeah, yeah. I would have only got...

Did you have you TV either? No, of course not. God. Worthless, bud. fuck you I'll take my TG car and I'll be happy thank you very much

that's where I first saw the O.C. Yeah. Curbed your enthusiasm? Same, same. The wire? I saw it all on TG. Yeah.

It's Misha Omar. So anyway, you want to know what the N word is in Irish? Very fun. That's what it is. Anyway, okay.

So Daniel, arrest, he gets sent to so the entire first pilot episode is just the opening credits. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look, here, the old one, they'd explain this all in 30 seconds. Why do I need a full hour?

So they get sent to Belair, will get sent there, and we meet the Butler's British. That's the biggest change. He was British in the show. Was he? Jeffrey, yeah. Oh, but this is, sorry, I'm being classes here. He's stormy British. Oh, I see.

Yeah, he's British. Hit me ox, you some, you know. Yeah, he's Danny Dyer. Really? He's black Danny Dyer. Wow. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And do you even call him Idris in the show? Oh, really? Yeah, he's like, yeah, he dealt a lot. Is he propp? Oh, he did not a lot. He's, like, very cockney. Yeah, he sounds like Phil Ford's mum. Okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he's not all like... He's a slag. You get marked fam, marked out in Philly and Ting. No, he doesn't talk like that? No, he's more like all kicking the box, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. Oh, you're every the bloody giraffe, in you?

I, just nip up the apples and page there, Mike? Yeah. That means stairs. You need no. No, I love

Cockney Rhyman slang. Do you? Do you ever, I don't sound mean here but I know Bja Nanny. I know someone

who's like very retarded. No. Very spastic. I know someone he's like he's not right in the head anyway.

Yeah. I remember one time I was talking about Cockney Rhyman slang I was trying to explain it to him and he could not understand it.

It's weird because he's very intelligent to other things like with computers and that. Oh, but he just could not. It's type R, aren't they?

Yeah, but like, I was trying to explain to him. And he was, like, way overthinking. I was like, oh, is some dude, like, the number of words? Oh, he's trying to, like, break it down. Yeah. He was, like, apples and payers. So, like, Apple, A, P, what's that? He's just trying to find any correlation apart.

It's just, like, but it's just the rhyming. Yeah. It's kind of interesting with those people, like, some people is. But, you know what, in his defense, it is fucking retarded. It doesn't make sense. It's cockney people talking wrong. That's what it is, yeah. Now, was it to sort of avoid...

Confused the pealers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the cops, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, okay. Another thing was interesting, like, I remember... Or was it more so just to annoy the influx of immigrants and refugees? Yeah. What do you talk about?

Apples and pears? Why? Why thought the apple pear mean go up there? What did mean? That's what? What? That was early Eastenders. but anyway

oh another interesting thing about this guy was that and again really so like he could buy us all okay oh really yeah yeah oh very wealthy now okay but he not understands how computers work oh I see I'm just like rubbing my dick on it be like this help oh floppy disc

but anyway like another interesting is like I took him a few comedy shows and he could not understand crowd work what do you mean like he could not understand how it's done he looked at you know we look at a magic trick you're like oh it's like magnets like he was looking at it's like oh how did he do that

and I was like oh he's mixed up and he's like no he couldn't no because he asked him the job and he had the joke ready right okay so he was like I remember he was asked me like do they like fill out a form beforehand so just like the idea of like

improv and thinking on your feet wow so this guy is very like has to deconstruct everything yeah yeah down to its very basic like the elements I'm exaggerating though but he understands it after a minute or two. Yeah, okay.

But it's just like, it doesn't... Yeah, sorry, I've just picture it up here. Well, that is going on here. It's just like, you have to explain to him. It kind of takes a second to... But when he clicks in, he understands it. He's not like,

Oh! It sets fire to the building. So you're like Edward Furlong in Terminator too. It's like, Oh man, you got to be cool. Say things like, Asta Lifista, baby. Yeah.

Yeah. So anyway, then I'll just wrap this up real quick because I want to get food. Chinese? What you call me? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. No, yeah, I'll get some Chinese, yeah. No, better not.

So, we're still on Patreon. Save it, save it. Save it for, while I've got an egg roll in my mouth. No, what's wrong with these people? I'm telling you this now. When I'm slurping on wanton soup, just be like, Stel, man

That away Anyway, just wrap this up Because I want to get food He goes to the house He meets all the people His relatives, right? Yeah, he meets all the relatives, okay And they're all

What's the actual? I never even, Is it, It's the wife And Will's mother Or sisters Yeah, I think that's a Yeah

Right I wasn't paying attention That much And sister's sister Was a prequel to that And smart guy Was smart My man,

No smart guy. You are I, Brian? Didn't smart guy get molested? Did he? I think he'd steps over he got molested. He wasn't that smart then, was he? Yeah, yeah.

Asking for a guy. Can keep a secret guy. I kind of lost track in the plot. I kind of like went on my phone then. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was just watching fucking porn on my phone.

So he goes to the house then and they have like a fancy party and Will Smith's like, yo, where the food at? And they're like, whoa, Will. They're all shocked. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then, like, Will wins the, there's, like, some honky white people, and then Will wins them over.

And then, uh, I just like, you know, there was a cool handshake and like, my word. And this is 2022, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, like, well, but these are still like 1980s white people. Yeah, exactly. Well, I never. Yeah. It's like caddy shack, all right?

Uh, the end. But so Carlton is, Carlton's not like a dork anymore. he's kind of like cool oh yeah he's cool yeah but he's cool but he's still like you know fancy but uh one of the sisters on tictock oh okay uh what else that's it really yeah and wait so how is it like now they say the end word but do they swear no i don't remember any swear again i kind of zoned out all right kind of uh just on my phone then looking like cash yeah like i mean i remember hearing that this was going to happen i saw the trailer and it didn't entice me but let's be honest like the original isn't good i was expecting

a more ham-fisted like social country stuff about Black Lives Matter and stuff like that and I didn't really go for that it kind of feels like just kind of went in the middle

very lukewarm middle ground approach well maybe they're build they'll get to that eventually I'm sure Will I'll go for a drive later on and get up to the mannequin well that did actually happen

in the original yeah yeah I've seen that episode yeah and what they do with that episode yeah they make it funny yeah which Will like he just like

you know bent over he's like yeah it's a fun scene yeah Which, it really feels like we've gone backwards in society where, like, used to take an issue and, like, be funny about it. Yeah, but also kind of serious. Yeah, and it felt like we were doing something. We weren't helping anyone, but at least it made me feel good watching it in Carlow.

I was like, yeah, yeah, I'm with him. But now it's like, I feel like we're kind of stuck in a way where it's like, we'll bring up the issue and like, we don't really do anything about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then it's like, but we don't joke about it either. But the thing about it is, everyone is so, like, when you tackle, an issue like this, everyone's so

afraid of saying the wrong thing, then the way people approach it and talk about it is basically like so sanitised and like how a politician speaks. It's sort of devoid of any humanity or any real shit. Or it's completely... Well, of course, we must take into consideration

that historically and economically there's been a disenfranchisement, blah, blah, blah. Just say the real shit, dog. Give me a real dog. Give me that good, good dog. And then I'm asked to leave the... They've got big dicks. Yeah. and you're too afraid to see it

I've seen it I've seen the big black trute yeah I don't understand or it also comes off like a white bitch who's like oh my god

I spill the experience yeah you know the great Dr. Martin Luther King said I forget now ow this hurts oh shit

oh no I'm bleeding a lot here. Help! Somebody help! Fuck! Yeah. Yeah. That's the speech nobody ever talks about. No, he said something like oh fuck, it would have been

great with end the episode and everyone would talk. It was smart and would have got sucked off. Oh! Mary J. Blige would have sucked me off. It's something along the lines of like, being a dumb bitch is just as bad as being a racist. Okay.

Yeah. Now, he didn't see it exactly like that. Not quite as eloquently. Yeah, yeah. He says something similar. Right, right. The end. Beautiful. What more do you want from me?

Beautiful. That was great. Okay, well, head over to the Patreon, everyone. We're going to talk about... I promise no more Atlas Shrugged. Yeah. That's a guarantee. Yeah, Atlas Shrugged, bombed, to be honest.

No, but it was good. We got stuff out of it. It's an insight. Yeah. But, hey, guys, the Patreon will be about the new Texas Chainsaw Massacar movie. Yeah, yeah. And all sorts of other stuff. oh god you meant of stuff

yeah oh we talk about um the new Disney properties seen that no oh weird there's gonna be new Disney housing estates yeah housing where you live in Disneyland forever yeah that's terrifying or awesome alright well yeah head over to the Patreon

okay I'm gonna eat some food goodbye bye