Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 149 : Homecoming

Episode Date: March 6, 2022

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James, how are you getting on? I'm all good, man. We're with the podcast. I'm drinking a beer. I'm having good times. Some of your friends came around. I, be honest with you, I came in and had a little bit of a moment, a little bit of anxiety. Oh, did you?

Yeah, all these new people are in the room. Too many new faces. Yeah, I was like, you should have warned me. No, I wanted to. Make them leave. Yeah, some friends about are here from, well, Luke is from Monaghan originally. I used to be in a band together, but him and his girlfriend, Karina, are here. they came up from Kerry to go to a

UB 40 concert. Yeah, a very odd, I thought you were fucking with me when you said it. Everyone thinks I'm fucking with them when I tell you B40, really? Now, well, like, my mate, Luke, he's like a bassist, so he's always big into like kind of funky reggae bass, so UB40 are kind of... I didn't even know that

was them, I didn't know... Homogenized commercial reggae chic cultural appropriation. Hermannari Obay Farty and Ding. They're from Birmingham It's a disgrace. Yeah, I didn't know any, but I didn't know Red Red Wine was one of their

songs, so I kind of... Apparently, UB40 is Johnny Adair's favorite band. Now, for the Who is Johnny Adair? The uncultured swine. Like me. He was the head of the UDA. He's a big, like, fucking Protestant, kill all the Catholics. His name is Johnny

Mad Dog Adair. He's basically a terrorist, but like the Protestant version, who's in the UDA, which is the, what is it, Ulster, fence, something, or UDF me. Whatever. One of those smelly proddy dog

clubs. Oh, all right. Steady on. Yeah. But he actually got shot in the head on the way to a UB40 concert and survived. Wow.

So that's when I converted. I was like, no, that's a man. Jerry Adams is a puff. Give me Johnny Mad Dog a day or anything. You should honor him by shooting yourself in the head. And then you don't go. Jesus

Is it a good beer It's actually very nice It's a Clarnie Devil's Hell beer You should get nice and drunk Yeah how many beers you got downstairs Oh there's quite a few Yeah drink it all Yeah

And dance for me Yeah That'd be fun for me That'd be fun for both of us Wouldn't it You get all drunk and dizzy Yeah yeah Well the last time I recorded drunk

I was too loud For everybody's in here No I was There's no point in even trying to defend it I was just a big, large, fat, retard going,

Blank! You were loud. You were a little bit loud. I was very loud. Shane said he was going to fix the up, though. Yeah. So if you guys are listening,

hang on there because the episode we did in the car is going to get remastered. Like the prequels. It's going to get completely changed. It's like, yeah, when they remastered the white album

from the Beatles, you know? That would be fun if we, I've never really done that, but I'd love to, like, completely fuck around when episodes and change, like, take you out of it completely

and change, like, you out of it completely and change like take you out of it completely and change like yeah yeah you talked about that before yeah yeah maybe put in like a black got a cool black guy and he says how cool I am that would fun yeah what it is Brian well you can just do that yourself yeah yeah oh you make me record it and then kick me off the podcast anyway yeah we had a great time downstairs I was showing you bit of the Peter Crouch podcast yeah with what you think about that Prince William yeah bizarre. It's just so bizarre

to see Prince William recording a podcast with Peter Crouch. It really is the end of civilization. All of our institutions are crumbling. There's no faith in any higher power, nothing bigger than ourselves. We're all just emasculated, narcissistic little pricks, and we

deserve this cultural abyss that we're heading into. We brought it on ourselves. Back to the primordia lose is what I say. I think we need a war. Yeah. I think a good war. That kind of fixes the culture. It seems like it's common too. Yeah, we'll talk about that in a few minutes.

Yeah, I've been doing a lot of research about the war. I've been doing a lot of research about it. But then people tell me I'm retarded. Okay. Yeah, they keep saying, Brian, this is wrong. This is misinformation. What are you talking about? You're stupid, brov.

And I'm like, shut up. So, wait, do you want to get into it now? Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah. So what, okay, what information have you been getting that's wrong? I heard that, you know, Ukraine? Yeah. Asking for it. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Basically, what do you look? gone to do, bro? What you're going to do? Basically, I heard, it's kind of like, you know, when your missus has been giving it all that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're just trying to watch the West Ham game, all right? Putin's just there, he's chilling, you know, minding his own business. And NATO were like, Yeah, NATO were coming around, sniffing around Ukraine, like, eh, mommy, you need to come over here, me? That's exactly how NATO sounds. Yeah, so basically, you know the way, like, your wife's been giving you shit,

you get a bit angry, okay, and your kid asked you something you slap the kid. Yeah. That's basically the kid is the Ukraine. Yeah. Russia is the hero of the peace. The man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then NATO is the nagging wife. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's basically what's going on. Because what I heard is, and Shane told me

this is all wrong, but I heard that there was a secret... We're talking to Shane just downstairs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. By the way, Shane is like, he's been deep into Russia. Like, he's, like, he's been obsessed and kind of like, I think learning about Russia sort of ruined his life a little bit. How so? Ever since...

And I want to... to follow his way of life. Sirius, ever since Trump, like, he just got so kind of, like, he just went down the rabbit hole at Russia. And look, he's not wrong. Of course, Russia are doing bad shit, but any global superpower is doing bad shit.

You know what I mean? That's bad what you're saying right now. Is it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so, okay, fine. Look, I'm definitely... You're basically saying you want to suck Putin's cock.

Well, would you not... If Vladimir Putin came in here, like, would you like to suck my cock? For the story alone. It would be good doubt. For the listeners. Yeah. You wouldn't suck Putin's card for the listeners.

Oh, you put down the Patreon, yeah. But it's just the audio of me. And he's like, you're doing bad job. I'm sorry, he's no stress. I can never come to this. Bring back Cadden. Cadden is the one from me. Trout God.

Trot goat, Cadden. Yeah. Well, see, I heard, okay. I'll just say this real quick. Shane is a lot more knowledgeable about the whole Russia thing than me, so I'm not claiming to know more. No, I'm pretty sure I know what's going on. Okay, good, good. Although Shane disagrees.

He does that a lot, doesn't he, if you noticed that? Well, he's going to bang a milf tonight. He was telling me he's going to bring back a big fat milf. He's going to bang her, and I'm going to be sitting there smoking a big cigar watching. He's going to bring back a big reggae milf who's like she's big and fat and white, but she's got like a Rastafarian hat with the fake dreadlocks, probably a bit of blackface. She says it's fake tan, but I know better. Actually, speaking of blackface, it's quite funny.

That always gets your attention. It's always funny. It's never a hot face. funny i was with some indians there because i have to i hang out with you i still don't say have to hang out with indians that makes it sound bad i community service for the pod you know it's what i deserve yeah no i have found myself in life we take different turns and twists and we go different ways and i i took the wrong road and now uh i'm hanging out a lot of indian people and they're lovely okay yeah yeah but they do talk a lot of hindi which is kind of

inconsiderate it is a bit yeah yeah a lot of times now they'll all be talking i'll try and join in With English. You just do like, Brian, that is not how it's out. Actually, this is pretty condescending. What happened is one time, they're all talking amongst themselves,

okay, in Hindi. And I was getting a bit upset because I can't speak Hindi, okay? So I was kind of like going like, I was trying to sign and stuff like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Trying to get the attention to what I'm seeing. I want her to see it

and then like she'd say leave, okay? Okay. But instead, listen to this, she said, Brian, I'll give you my phone. You can watch stuff on the phone while we talk. Oh, wow. Like you're a little autistic child. I'll like, pay attention to me.

It's like, just give him an iPad and some Xanax and he'll be fine. So they just gave me her phone and I just watched the Waza documentary. Why couldn't you watch your phone? Why didn't it have to be her phone? I don't know. She offered it and I was like, okay. I watched the Wayne Rooney documentary. I watched it loud as well.

Good, no headphones. Yeah, yeah. I was like, looking around with it. That is very condescending of her. This is my right. Yeah, yeah. It's good documentation. Yeah. Wayne Rooney

of all things. Yeah. It's a very fun documentary. It's very much a Wayne Rooney production. Does it go into his Granny Shaggin? It does but it's very tactfully done where this is exactly how it is okay so they talk about like yeah I was winning trophies things were going well for me. Great player

I was a great player. But then they go ding ding ding but the press you know the press I mean they did they do really bully especially in the early days like he's a big ugly freak Oh yeah, it was called him Shrek It was pure classism

Yeah It's like Oh he doesn't talk Probably a literary Can you read wine Spell your own name for us Go on But they go like

Ting ting But the press were bad And they show the headline You know granny sex Brottle Orgy Yeah Okay It's like

They said a lot of things They were true As soon as she took a teeth I knew she Where's he from actually What part of England Oh Liverpool He's a scout

Oh is it? Yeah Everton fan I believe, yeah. Okay. Yeah, I'm not a big sports guy. Yeah, I'll teach you. Yeah.

What? I'm a lot, the press are right. He's a fucking bottom feeding working class dog. They're just trying to educate him. It's like, my fair lady. But he's all like, I'm so busy, I'm so busy, crack in my eyes. See, that's thing.

See, you be watching, like, Peter Crouch and, you know, talking to royalty, okay? And you're like, this is what I like. Why is Peter Crouch doing a podcast of Prince William. How is that not fucking insane? That's mental. Just get back. We're going all over the place here. I don't care. Just get back to that for a minute. It's probably because

Pierre Crouch talks to mental health a lot. Oh, right. And then Prince William comes in and says, well, that's just not real, Peter. Your bloody doffed on the head. But anyway, yeah, okay, back to your Indian girlfriend. Oh, yeah, so I was just saying like... They've, like, locked you in the bathroom with a

bottle of pills. We're going all over the place here, just to finish all the points. I'm going to stop talking. just to finish the points the Wayne Rooney thing yeah you sure up okay talk about Waza it's very much a

Wayne Rooney production so like they say that it's just him and clean together hold hands being like and we came through it and we're stronger together now

I mean they're kind of childhood sweetheart yeah I mean look fair play to her she's like hey look you want to shag grannies that's fine

just you know pay the bills and it's all G I respect that that's a ride or die bitch that's what you want yeah that's what you want

not Indian no joking but yeah back to the black face all right yeah so they were asking about like uh indian uh but irish women the indians are yeah yeah yeah lots of questions about irish women like uh and they were basically asking like why did they all like it looks like they're like trying to be black oh because the fake tan yeah yeah they look so ugly and i was like yes yes it's pretty good they don't like white women wow who does yeah their instincts are right yeah they're like they're always crying for no reason. I was like, oh

yes, yes. These Indians sound awesome. Bring, bring, bring, bring, cat dog, Brian, they love me. I love around, yeah. We love him yes. I know they don't talk about that. You'll be so funny. They're talking with you, okay? I try and join you're like, Brian, here's the phone

again. Watch the Waza documentary again. Yeah, yeah. You didn't absorb its message fully the last time. We put the subtitles on. Maybe that'll help. It was too cerebral for me. Oh yeah So Black, oh yeah

So Russia Yeah So another thing I heard is That there was actually a coup In Ukraine in 2014 And Obama did it And he supported neo-Nazis This is what I've heard

Where did you hear this To be honest though I'm kind of starting to side With Shane a little bit here That maybe somebody's been Pissing on your hat And tell me it's raining Blow and smoke up your keyster there brother

That's what I heard So basically, NATO have been provoking Russia the whole time on purpose. They want this to happen, okay? They want war because they want to destroy Russia and want to be one world government, and it's all going to be controlled by a certain type of people. Okay. So far, I'm...

Yeah, I'm with you. Sorry. People calling me, you know, where is she, James? Just give her back, please. Give it over. I'm recording a podcast with the Toolmeister. Yeah, I don't know that much about Ukraine.

Okay. Now, I have heard... I kind of stayed away from it. Be honest, now, there is... Immediately, like, a sort of immediate global reaction has been very much we empathize and support Ukraine and fuck Russia. And that's all good. That's probably the

right instinct. But, yeah, we can't ignore that sort of like NATO and the West, they're not completely innocent in this, as you say, maybe the way that they've behaved have provoked a already volatile thing. But hasn't Putin? I think he's gone a bit mental. Like, he's kind of, he's gone like germphobic.

and, like, he's very paranoid about being poisoned. Like, he's just gotten very, as all dictators eventually do, incredibly paranoid and just, you know, it feels like he's sort of losing his grip on reality a little bit. Yeah, he was talking about nuclear weapons there recently. Yeah, see, that's not good. Yeah, it is a bit. Now, the only good thing is, I heard in the radio that if he just says, like, launch the nukes,

there'll probably be a lot of Russians who are like, no. Yeah. That's the thing. That's the only saying. It's not like he actually has the button in his office. why should they just gave him a fake button he's like would my cruel world and then it just he punches it

and just a banner comes down nice try retort oh no foiled again seen practical jokers it's Sal and Q come out ah you're rushing

yeah Joe left yeah yeah no Joe anymore there's a spot going for the Cadman to show up that'd be pretty fun you'd be like oh yeah in this one I don't take my dedication.

And what happens? Well, I just get sad. Yeah. Not an entertaining. This one I go to my dad's anniversary bass dressed as a clown with my cock out.

We don't even need the cameras. Don't worry, I got this. This is on me. It's fun, right? But yeah, so to be honest, it really, like, everyone, like, I think Russia

was expecting to be backed up a little by China, maybe? No, no, China. this could lead to, again, what I've heard is China is Chinese. What? No, no, because...

This Justin. Anderson Cooper. We interrupt this program. We interrupt King of Queens. Sorry, go on. No, I heard that like China wants to invade Taiwan, okay? So you can see this as like a good

opportunity. It's like, yeah, we team up with Russia. You invade one place like a pincer movement. Right. You invade. You invade Ukraine, we'll invade Taiwan, okay? And then they're going to say nowt. But haven't China sort of like condemned it?

Did they impose some kind of sanctions or something? I don't know. Okay, yeah. I don't know. We are so underqualified and like just misinformed to talk about this. I do know this is going to hurt Chelsea. Yeah. Chelsea Football Club.

Okay. Because they're owned by Roman Abranovich. Right. And he's a Russian, okay? Yeah. I thought he's just a Russian. He's actually like very good friends of people. They're like besties

I've heard father-son relationship That's what I've heard Yeah Kind of like Alfred and Bruce Wade Now is he kind of How did he get in charge of Chelsea Is he like one of the oligards He's yeah real oligarchs

He started off This is an inspirational story He started off selling rubber ducks Nice In a market Yeah And he built his way up So rubber ducks

And then he like To oil refinery Yeah To a football club That's how it works Okay It's a through line Yeah absolutely

but yeah I think it's safe to say we're both pretty underqualified to talk about this no well luckily

I just happen to have someone with me right here ladies and gentlemen Vladimir Putin's brother Kadimir Putin you're gonna do a character now no no

it's just me it's one of my personalities that I identify as I just snap into it yes and it there I was just like what are you doing

this is shit you are retort I was like don't even try James. He's already failed. Or, A.k.a. Kadimir Poutitang. He's a rapper.

Oh, no. Did I? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like the Chet Hangs, you know. That's something I can deal with. Kedemir Pouti Teng. Yeah. Anyway. No, but you like, you threw cold water and that, so let's move on. I did, yeah. Yeah. Cheers, pal. Should we just jump to Medea?

Let's do it. Yeah. So, this is... Am I going to be allowed to do a character for that? Oh, yes, of course. Yeah. As long as it's not Indian, then we're okay. So, I don't know, you can do the Indians as well. I think they'll like it if you're the Indian. They're kind of like...

Representation, man. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. So, we have both watched the Medea movie. A Medea homecoming. Yeah. It's quite odd because normally we don't watch the movie. No.

Or what happens is sometimes I give an opinion and you think the opposite. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I don't really know your opinion. I mean, okay. So hit me. Should we explain Medea even real quick? I forget people don't know Medea. Yeah, because what normal person would know

Medea. It's very much an American thing, but basically, it's similar. We have Mrs. Brown's boys. They have Medea. So it's like Tyler Perry in drag, basically doing a big mama's house. He's this sort of very kind of loud, obnoxious matriarch. And he's like, oh, my lord, yeah. Oh, y'all need Jesus. And he's always like

slapping people and stuff. So that's basically, and there's a huge franchise. Like, it's a huge franchise. Multiple movies, very successful. Movies, TV shows, animated movies, plays. commercials. Critically despised by the snobby New York elitist cunts. The black community has learned to embrace Medea.

Kind of like with Mrs. Brown's boys. It was all cool to hate, but now everyone's embraced it. No, but... Everyone has embraced it. No, everyone is... Well, there is, like, people... But, like, it was very successful almost immediately over here. Yeah. People, like, old retards love

Mrs. Brown's boys, and then young retards too. Well, no, Mrs. Brown's boys, again, it was like, what's that phrase to use? A 20 year overnight success. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because of Brown's boys, it was like kind of like us. Stage shows for, you know,

in 20 years time, we're going to be, it's going to be us and Tyler Perry. We're going to break into his house with guns. No, imagine we did this for 20 years and nothing, okay, and then we just do drag for one minute and suddenly we're massive. Yeah, yeah. No, no, but here's the plan B.

If we do this for 20 years and we're not successful, it's such a pathetic, tragic loser's story that somebody will make a documentary about it, you know? Yeah Kind of like Anvil Anyway But that's

That'd be great I'm just talking Your skeleton You don't think I'm going to be alive In 20 years Thanks man Let's be honest

What Yeah okay Okay Okay So yeah So yeah So yeah The Medea movie

A huge franchise Yeah Yeah He'd stop Medea The last Medea He said it was gonna be his last Tyler Perry

retiring the character Okay But then Netflix came along Yes And you can't say no to Netflix Because that's like global like if you have a big hit on Netflix that's like a whole new

bog because I don't know how Medea has done sort of internationally domestically it's a bit of a success in America yeah but there's not really been much crossover but so Tyler Perry thought I know how I'll take over the world let's get Miss Brandon O'Carroll he's gonna take me all the way to the top yeah so for those of you that don't know Mrs. Brown's boys what's her name Agnes Brown Agnes Brown Brendan O'Carroll is in the new Medea movie and for some reason they really shoehorned in like oh she's actually kind of related to us but we never talked about it but whatever yeah so let's just jump into it go on okay so the new medea movie yeah medea's homecoming i believe

yeah a medea family homecoming it's a medea homecoming okay right i actually cared enough about this podcast to learn the name of the movie we were talking about yeah it's all blur to me like It's a lovely, lovely blur. Like being roofied in a good way, okay? So it's the new and improved Medea, okay? Because it's Netflix now, it's big. It doesn't really feel big, does it? No.

It feels kind of cheap, doesn't it? Well, I think that was another thing about the franchise. Like, it was just very kind of, it's very slapdash, like, in terms of production value. It always felt very cheap and thrown together. It felt like more of a budget, though. But this is the thing with comedies is back in, like, Back, like, 15 years ago, if you were making a big budget studio comedy, you get like 80 million to make it, okay?

Like, you get silly money, and then Adam Sandler kind of pushed it too far. Yeah, yeah, like Jack and Jill, you ever looked up how much it cost? 90 million budgets? Yeah, exactly, yeah. They'd be huge big comedies, and now I think everyone's going to come to her senses, and now, like, people don't really bother with comedies that much. Like, they're not going to put as much money into it as, like, Spider-Man. So I think you can see that Even like the locations

Very sparse I don't know if that was for COVID reasons Or just because money I imagine that played a part in it Feels Netflixy Okay Feels cheap Cheap

Yeah And so then when did he Like when did he Start Tyler Perry Studios And start doing it all himself Well he's not doing it himself He has this studio You don't know anything about me do you

He's not doing it himself He has Tyler Perry's studio Yeah yeah That's for his own production and stuff like that. Yeah, which Medea is. Yeah, but you still would have funding for that. From who? From studios.

Which studios? I don't know the name. You don't know the names of them. Oh, okay. You don't know the name. You wouldn't know. You wouldn't know. You don't know.

I hate Lionsgate. Lionsgate. Let's say Lion's gate. Pulling that out of your arse. You're lying right now. But that's how the movie business works. You wouldn't know, okay? But you make the movie, okay?

Yeah. But you get funding from what her. place as well. That's just for distribution and stuff. No, not always okay.

Okay, go on. What are we talking about? You're educating me about this thing that you're very ill-informed about. Yeah, exactly,

yeah, and that's how it should be. Look how angry we're getting over Medea or really going at each other here. It's ironic because Medea's all about family coming together. Let's get into the movie then.

Get into the movie. Come on. So Medea, how's it start all? You watch it. Yeah. Okay, so Medea, like,

it starts off with the barbecue scene with the dude. And this is the first warning sign, okay? So Medea, her friend Mr. Brown, is cooking, all right? And he sets himself on fire. Do you know his CGI fire? I did, yeah. You can always tell CG... Like, when there's a black man on fire and it's not real flames, I know immediately. And I'm disgusted by it. Because I've been around the block.

Do you've ever been to Monaghan? You've seen it a lot, right? Yeah, yeah. No CGI fires there, my friend. So that was my first, like, red flag. Because I thought, like, back in, like, the 2000s, they would have set a guy on fire. Yeah, you kind of, they have the flame retardant suit and the gel and stuff. And it would have been, he's on fire and he would have crashed into something. Yes. And, no, it would have been like, let's see

now, let's rewrite the film. He would have, there would be like, he'd be on fire okay, and he'd run into like a girl's locker room. Yeah, yeah. And all their tits would go on fire. The silicone melts. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah, it'd be a big, big spectacle. It turns into like a horrible David

Kronenberg type thing. Yeah. Medea's melty tits Okay, yeah But he just kind of runs back and forth And then they put him out Yeah, yeah It was just very kind of cheap

And just like a Oh, okay, so that happened So that was just the opening The like the starter Okay Now the main course, okay Is we find out that Medea's now

There's a lot of family connections A lot That I couldn't really keep track of It's hard Because there's new people Coming in and out all the time And there's like grand nieces. Grand nieces and nephews.

Because Medea is like a great grandmother. Yeah. Yeah. It's tough to keep track. And there's people coming in who aren't related. But if you think they're related, it's bad for you to assume that. And yeah. And then Tyler Perry plays a couple of different characters. So it's a tough one. I've noticed Tyler Perry normally plays the street man as well, basically himself without makeup. Who shows up as like, oh, Maddie you can't do that.

He didn't do it this time. Okay He's all about the fun I think maybe it's all Like it's a bit too much Right To have like this Because it's already like

A lot of characters in the film Yeah Yeah Adding this extra guy Isn't funny on purpose Probably wouldn't help Yeah Yeah true

Yeah So there's two men Driving Yes Find out one of them Is Medea's great Grand Nephew Yeah

Okay That sounds retarded It is retarded And it's like It's just hard to follow And then the other one is daddy Davy. I kept thinking

Dotty sounds more Irish, but it's Davy. Davy. And like, yeah, so what's his origin? He's Irish Dutch. He's Dutch Irish. Yeah. And immediately he's like... Oh, sorry. That goes to see. If we don't specify white,

they're black, okay? That goes for all my stories. Okay, so yeah, they're driving along, college buddies, but he's Dutch Irish, and then they just shoehorn in. It's like, Hey, look at me. I studied, I lived with my great Aunt Agnes in Ireland while I was studying black history.

I'm like, eh, hold the phone there, buddy boy. So they're gay. Yeah, wow. Now, let's just get into this plot point, okay? We're not going to do this step by step. We have to take, it'll be too much, okay? This isn't really stuck confusing me. By the way, it's shit.

Can we just be honest that this movie is shit? a Medea officianto it's shit it's shit as is all the other ones and Mrs. Brown it's all shit

everything's shit I'm just sad all the time but no it's bad it's bad no having said that there were a couple

little moments that I laughed probably not for the right reasons but anyway we'll get to that the Medea movie yeah

we'll just take we won't go step by step we'll just go like the main plot points so they're all it's a homecoming family are all

coming back young lad's graduation. Yeah, Dotty and the grand nephew. Is he Tim? Is he Tim? Yeah, let's see Tim. Okay, yeah. Dotty and Tim. Now, they are gay? Yeah. But are they gay? Well, one of them is gay. Because he says he's gay. Yeah, but later on in the

film we find out that he's fucking Tim's mother. Other, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I think that was intentional. We're meant to believe, because the whole thing is like, okay, I'm graduating, I'm going to come out to my family. And then when he comes out, they're all like, oh yeah, we that. We love you anyway. It's all good. But were they fucking. No, they weren't

fucking. That was just a misdirex. That's, you just saw two men together and, oh, they're fucking, they're bagging. I always think that. We know, it's Laurel and Hardy. No, in fairness, Davy, he's a little light on the loafers now. You know, he's educated. He's suss. Yeah, he's suss. He's gone to college. He knows how to read.

Pure gay. Sus, brough. Suss A.F. You're gay. Yeah, yeah. So, they're not gay. But we think they're gay, but they're not gay. So it's like, it's like, it's, it's on me and society, isn't it? No, I think it's quite, uh, they really try and push the audience towards thinking that. Okay, so that's like, all these films, all the Medea films, they always tackle, like, the hard hitting subject.

Yeah. So they finally got around to gays. Yes. Because it's big in the news now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the other big thing is, they have certain social justice issues, okay? They bring up like BLM. So the black, now, less, as two white guys, okay.

Yeah. But we know a lot about them people, all right? I watch basketball. I know how it is. Ours of war by Zun-Zun Zunzu. Learn your enemy's weaknesses and use it against it. Yeah. When you're fighting the black people,

fight them in dawn so the light shines in their eyes. Sun to Zoo. Yeah. But we can say, like, I do know. I can name three rappers. So I'm the M&M, Stim Shady. Millie Vanilli. I think they were

Hawaiian or some shit Jack Harlow I know them all So Now I don't know Tyler Perry's politics Okay Yeah

But the Medea movies Have always had A slightly Not slightly They've always had Christian values Yes Very correct

And it does come off There's a conservativeness In this movie The thing is There's a lot of People on the left That kind of Refuse to acknowledge

That there is like in the black community there is quite conservative values you know obviously not to where you know when it comes to racial issues there but you know there's a lot of kind of homophobia and stuff like that like you know I'm not you know I don't think I'm

telling tales out of school here but it goes out every community you know Monaghan is also the same like there are like black conservatives there are like you know African Americans who voted for Trump like you know it's not just it's not a complete unheard of things.

Yeah. But that's the thing, like, you're immediately going to, like, Trump and stuff like that. Okay.

People who are just, like, not insane. Sure. Yeah, who are just like, oh, maybe there's,

like, nuance to an issue. Yeah, okay. I think Tyler Perry's coming out like that where he's deliberately, like...

Well, of course, when you make that amount of money, he's going to be leaning conservative when it comes to the tax is... Yeah, exactly,

yeah. So in this movie, they tackle... Didn't do enough to tackle the issue. I wish they made it more silly, but they go

Black Lives Matter Okay So the way they tackle it is So Uncle Joe is a character portrayed by Tyler Perry Yes He portrays multiple characters Okay

So Uncle Joe He's like kind of a parody Of like the extreme like Black Lives Matter movement Yeah It's interesting because he's very militant With that issue But then he is also quite

Militans in general He is kind of like Homophobic a little bit He's sort of all his He's having little digs At Tim and Davy He's like Oh you share an apartment do you

And he's also very anti-police. Yeah. Now, there's a police woman in this. What was her connection to everyone else? She was Medea's granddaughter. So her mother is Medea's daughter, who's like 60 years old. Because I think Medea's meant to be like in her 90s.

Medea's meant to be, we see later on the film Medea's being in certain historical events that dates her, okay? Now, who is the woman with the big fed ass in the green? You're going to have to special. brother. The woman in the green. She's been a series of Medea movies. Yeah, okay.

Was that a fake ass? Yeah, it was a very big ass, yeah. I think it might have been... We're not talking like hip-hop, B-E-T, fat ass. We're talking like, you know, she's getting disability for that ass. Yeah, yeah, she's knocking over things. Like, for a minute I thought

that was, you know the guy who plays Gollum? I thought he was playing the ass. Andy Circus. Yeah, yeah. so she's in there as well and now there's two fine ladies in the movie especially one in the black

yeah with that I love that the boob window yeah yeah was that what it's called boob window yeah that's what it's called yeah

I didn't make that up I wouldn't be smart enough to make that well that's a great great word for it if I made that up honey I wouldn't be here I'd be off in Milan

yeah with the Gucci's yeah Mulan with the goo what anyway yeah no she is really hot

and then Tim's mom is really hot too. Oh yeah, yeah. There's a series of hot ladies in there. Tyler he knows what's up. So anyway, there's a police woman in it and she kind of argues with Joe. She's kind of in favour the police, obviously, because she's a cop, yeah. Now, why do you think about all that?

They're kind of like, you know what, I think gentle mocking of the social issues. Yeah, well, as you said, they do approach it with a nuanced version because like, they'll be like, oh yeah, everyone's against the police, that somebody breaks into your house, and then that's the first people you call.

And then they also say something like, it doesn't make, why does it make any sense burning down shops and stores in your own community? So they are sort of highlighting maybe things that Tyler, I assume, specifically. Yeah. Maybe not even takes issue with, but sees there's a slight contradiction to it or whatever, you know? I'd like to get more people's take on it. But unfortunately, because it's released on Netflix, it's very easy to ignore the movie. Yeah.

See, back in the day, this would have got like a wide release, okay? And then, like, critics would have to review it, like, Kermode and Ebert. Well, the Irish Times reviewed it. Oh, yeah, what do they say? Basically, just like, yeah, I've, you know, I've ripped into both of these franchises, but it's just pretty wild to see them come together, and I'm kind of intrigued to see if they do anything again, which is true. I would like see Medea on the Mrs. Brown's place.

Yeah, yeah. Well, they did kind of hint that in the movies, like, you should come visit us. Medea and Mrs. Brown do Europe. No. Oh my God, I think all the things they could do We'll get to Mrs. Brown in a minute I just want to lay the foundation of everyone Because we can't jump into Mrs. Brown yet

The Mrs. Brown, that's the dessert Yeah, that's later on The chocolate souffle I'm you're saying people don't know I don't think anyone was as excited For this as you When you saw the, you have been I think I big up bit too much in my head

Like I kind of like I've let everything else go to shit in my life Because I was like, nah Medea's coming, Medea and Mrs. Brown It's the matter Like this was your Batman v Superman Yeah, exactly, yeah, yeah, yeah. Which I was very excited for that as well.

Everything I'm excited for is shit. Welcome to adulthood, my friend. I remember, actually, like, I just didn't remember. I was probably too old to be thinking this, but I was like, oh, fuck, Batman, Superman. This is like the culmination of everything, you know. I'll watch this and then, who cares, you know? I watch this, and then I'll just sit in the car.

Yeah, I could die happy. Yeah, you know, in the garage, turn the car on, rev the engine, you know? Yeah, stick on a bit of cold play Try your best But you don't succeed That's what you're listening to when you kill yourself Pussy

Pussy I'm listening to Van Halen, man So what are you talking about Conservative issues So yeah They have a kind of a nuanced approach I wouldn't even say nuance It's not really nuance is it

Well it's just like That they don't go completely To the one side For everything Like I wouldn't say this is a hard left Or hard right movie It's sort of like centrist I guess It's like a mild like

That's a bit silly kind of like But I would love to see more of that So like imagine if Like Uncle Joe he hates the police Yeah What if there was a scene where like He gets wrongly arrested Okay and then like the female cop is like

Oh maybe there's some bad app Like and then maybe he has diarrhea You know just like So oh my die of particularity sack enough oh my lor yeah i'm just saying like maybe like maybe a big set piece proud of myself that's my first time doing the voice the whole episode and it won't be the last no sir he's been practicing the mirror yeah yeah um so i just felt like they brought up the black lies matter and they were like huh that's a bit silly and then just didn't bring up again i mean

isn't that kind of no again i'm not a medea aficionado but i assume any time they bring up the serious issues like domestic abuse and stuff I imagine it's a fairly ham-fisted like oh that's bad anyway yeah but it is but it's ham-fisted to a silly degree

let's say like spousal abuse okay they'll have that in some Medea movies then Medea be like oh yeah we're gonna oh yeah it shakes out a gun yeah and then she's like

just chasing them around the place pistol whipping people yeah yeah wanna slap you aside your head boy yeah that so they take it to the extreme and it's funny and this they don't take you the extreme it's a bit impotent

it's limp okay yes limp and flaccid and everyone's staring and laughing yeah it's just it just felt like it like it was leading somewhere it didn't there's a number of things this filmed I was expecting something really to happen

something big yeah I was expecting big set pieces big silly stuff and it didn't they felt very they're at the gaff the whole time yeah never leave the house you get that little flashback and then there's the graduation scene, but for the most part they're just in the house. That's why I felt cheap. Yeah, it's going from room to

room and it's just like, yeah. Again, it's shit, it's not good and it was never going to be good. No, that's the fetus attitude. You can't say shit. You've got to look and why, why is this shit? Okay. So what can we talk about next? We'll just go into Mrs. Brown. Yeah, okay. So Mrs. Brown shows

up. Yes. What do you think of the inclusion, Mrs. Brown? Did it feel weird? Yes. We're so used Mrs. Brown in the Mrs. Brown's universe that's seeing it it's like if like Mickey Mouse showed up at

the meatbugs bunny it's like just two worlds That did happen though I know yeah it did yeah you know about that there was like so much fucking discussions

about that Oh really? So much legal back and forth For who framed Roger Abbott Yeah yeah You know the way

they talk back and forth Yeah that would They went over that like 400 times and the amount of words they had to be exactly the same

Yeah an equal number of lines It's like Hobbs and Shaw they needed an equal amount of punches Yeah exactly yeah What was the question?

Oh yeah, how do I feel about it? A complete bizarre clashing of worlds. Now, again, I don't give a fuck about either franchise, but it's just such a weird thing. It just doesn't fit, to be honest. It doesn't fit. It doesn't work. They shoehorned in the backstory.

It's like, my aunt Agnes that I grew up with in Ireland, but I'm pretty sure they never mentioned this Davy kid in the franchise. There's huge continuity issues between this movie and Mrs. Browns universe that are glaring and kind of ruin my life a disgrace

a slap in the face of all the fans I bought a season ticket every year for Mrs Brown's boys like they mentioned like the farm that he has to go back

and work on the farm they don't have a farm and even Fingless yeah they're like inner city Dublin scum working class dogs welfare benefit cheats

that's why I moved to Fingless I want to be like them yeah yeah you want to be like buster coming in in a wacky outfit Oh, mommy hills are gone Yeah

Yeah, it's just Also, you notice Well, Mrs. Brown looked very hoarish The makeup and all that It didn't Sext her up Yeah, yeah, yeah

It just, it didn't Like, the Medea makeup was very well done Yeah, okay I just, Mrs. Brown looked more clownish Yeah, yeah, okay Also her performance,

I don't know, it's like, um, it just it just felt like two different types of music. Yes, playing at the same time, it just didn't gel or click or work in any way, nor

what should it have? If it was just Mrs. Brown. Why did he have to bring his fucking cunt wife with him? Yeah, now the cunt wife... She is useless. Yeah, yeah. You know she worked on Bank of Ireland? Yeah? She's not an actress. Yeah, no, well, that's the thing. Like, the Mrs. Brown's

boy cast are all comprised of his, like, immediate family. And at first you're like, why would you do that? it doesn't make any sense but it's actually kind of genius in that like they're immediate family

so he can abuse them and feel fine about it but they're also completely talentless and devoid of worth so they'll never branch out or get a job anywhere else they are dependent

on Brendan O'Carroll completely and if you say anything you get slapped exactly yeah like remember that gay laugh yeah the fruit cake where's he now

he'd be looking to get a job in Bank of Ireland no his whole thing he was just like oh we stay in hotel rooms and they're very cold and they're dead to me no more mrs brown for you yeah yeah but that's it like you know he kind of has created he's built up

this little empire of which he sits atop and they're all like play shirt no i have some more what's why in the context of the movie why is he bringing this woman what's the connection between mrs brown and there's friends are they no that's his daughter that's mrs brown's daughter oh i forgot yeah yeah yeah now i tell you what would have worked okay yeah in the show Mrs Brown is a friend called Winnie Now if they brought Winnie is a funny character Because she's actually old

Yeah She's going to be dead soon That's why I laugh when I look at her You're going to be dead soon I'm going to live forever To be honest They probably wanted her But they couldn't get the insurance

To get her on the plane You know what I mean Or she was like what movie So Mrs Brown shows up Yes And the family or me She's like Who's this white honky

Alright Yeah like When they open the door, she just goes, Wakanda forever. I remember you previously you were like, that's genius. I didn't say it was genius. I said, it gave me a little chuckle.

And you know what, there were a few little moments that gave me a little chuckle. You're like, what was your bit you like? Say it. Well, you know that famous phrase, don't get your knickers in a twist. Yeah. Mrs. Brown says that to the Medea family and they think she said something else.

Yeah. Which I can't say. But when she goes, don't get your knickers and a twist they're all like what you call us i do like that i wonder who came up with that yeah i wonder if brendon was like i got a good idea i mean here's a question how did they actually how did this meeting of minds come aboard or someone showed uh tyler perry mrs brown's clips you'll probably love this and tyler perry said it's actually quite beautiful because it just shows that no matter what country you're in no matter what culture no matter what color okay man dressed as woman All is hilarious. It shows that we've all got mothers.

Yeah. We've all got a mother figure loves whooping ass. Yeah. It's really beautiful that no matter where you're from, if you're a complete hack, sell-out, useless piece of shit, you can get money from retards. Yeah. And that's a beautiful thing. If you're a hack, you can dress like a woman and be successful. But yes, so that's how they came about, but it doesn't fit.

They don't merge. They don't gel. Also, it should be... It has to be them doing stuff together. A lot of it is she's just there in the background. Yeah, they're just like, oh, yeah. And you know what? Fucking Medea gets Mrs. Brown hooked on weed. Oh, yeah.

Gives her, like, weed gummies. I see it. Perfect example, okay. Yeah. So I feel like an older, so a 2008 Medea movie. Mm-hmm. Old lady gets the weed, okay? Yeah.

She goes crazy. Maybe gets in the car. Yeah. Starts dry. No, she steals an ice cream truck. Gets in a car. Runs over children. Yeah.

And then she, like, just a, horse race and she gets she's driving and runs over a horse you know like it's wild okay yeah yeah she gets diarrhea you might need to have to do a second draft of this Brian but for an initial pitch it's not bad okay let's do it

again do a rewrite there's no wrong there's no wrong ideas okay so she's high yeah gets in a hot air balloon yes and she crashed into a girl's locker room with Phineas fog Phineas

war do do do can't say that Ah, no, hey, I didn't say nothing. If you thought, that's a bad thought in your head. Not mine. But yeah, no, no, let's just, I'm trying to work on this. Yeah.

She gets high, okay. Yeah. In more ways than one, weed and hot air balloon. No, no, no, I'm scratched the hot air. Hot air balloon's hacky. She gets high, all right. Yeah. And she, uh, uh, uh, come on, take it something.

Hadron Collider Proton particles No I'm trying to think What would be like The Airy 2000's kind of like comedy thing Like she gets high Okay we've established that NASCAR or something

I don't know Oh No No Come on You know those little go carts Okay She gets in one of those little go carts

And she's driving around And they play teenage dirt bikes Or like bumper cars Or something Yeah okay Well your bumper car She goes off And she's driving around

On the road okay and she gets stopped by the police yeah and then she takes a police car it's a white Ford Bronco bumper car yes okay we've done it okay they do well I've done it but yeah

yeah we've come up with it we as a unit and I'll take the credit you were just like oh no need to be better needs to be better do it quick yeah okay that's what I mean okay to old old Medea

she gets a white bronco and they do the whole thing it's a big set piece all right and at the end she drinks a mojay okay perfect perfect yeah yeah this in this movie she gets high and then like sits on the couch

she's like oh I'm dizzy yeah yeah yeah and that's it that's it but then she's like oh I woke up this morning on my knees weren't hurting me can I have some more and my day's like okay child but you gotta be careful with these

you take too much it is you do 10 to 5 10 to 5% sorry whatever yeah and then listen to Wop remember that yeah wet ass pussy wasn't that like forced and just... Very forced, yeah.

Not do anything? No, no. And they didn't even like... They actually... Yeah, it's like, Chad, if you need a bop in a bucket, you need a guy in the college, it's like, your pleasure I should, Ben Shapiro! That probably broke Ben Shapiro's heart

that a joke of his ended up in a Medea movie. Like, oh my God, dear Lord, what has happened to me? Oh, I need Judeo Christian values to save me from this. Oh, this abyss, this hell. Yeah. That'll be fun, though. That's what... Medea, okay? conservative values

Ben Shapiro meets Medea now that's what we want to see and gets him high okay okay what happened then you get a hot air balloon

and then if you didn't see his sister his sister yeah it was this whole thing oh wait doesn't his sister have like gigantic

titty massive tits like like Sydney Sweeney saw him she killed herself yeah where tits so but wasn't he

putting up things like people who were basically saying oh he wants to fuck his own sister Just because people like to mess with him And his sister has a massive tits I know, but like if your sister

If those tits are so big I kind of respect you Yeah, I mean it can't have been easy Growing up with his sister with tits that big Yeah, I don't have a sister So I can't tell but like surely You're just like Who cares

Who cares like According to Judeo Christian logic In the 12th century It actually was very common Let me touch the poor Yeah but uh yeah so uh check that out folks if you haven't seen ben shapiro's sister's big old and i mean like scary like her back must be in bits yeah yeah like i'll tell you what head over to the

patreon yeah we'll we'll show you the tits like did she dip her tits in like radiation or nuclear waste they're like cartoonish it's like they got bit by a radioactive spider like she got bit by a radioactive stripper yeah yeah and she was like um she used to make money yeah And then, like, her uncle got killed. Yeah, it was great, tedious come great responsibility. Anyway. So, um, what next we talk about? Um, should we dive a little bit more into the twist?

Yeah, the twist. So, initially, you're kind of led to believe that Davy is Tim's boyfriend, but then it turns out Davy's actually been fucking Tim's mom. Yeah. Now, I'll be honest now. Yeah. I actually taught those two lads were fucking. Yeah.

So I thought it was like a love triangle thing. And I thought the guy Tim was. being real chill, but too chill about it. Oh, I see. So I was very confused, but that was my fault. That wasn't Tyler Perry's fault. That was my fault. For being stupid. You got confused

by a Medea movie. Yeah. Like, it's the Matrix. Imagine me watch a Memento. Oh, it's in the wrong order. Is he gay as well? What's going on? Which one's black? Here's Joe Pantiliano. He'll save the day.

so I was confused by that but he's just fucking his mother and Tim's kind of like hey look I support your love whatever bygones be bygones but the kind of ticking clock aspect in the movie is that Dobby has to go back to the farm that doesn't exist in Ireland

he has to go work on the farm in inner city Dublin yeah the fingeless farm okay and he doesn't want to go back but Mrs. Brown was like you got to go back Yeah. They harvest orcimus. Yeah, that works.

So that's the kind of like conflict as well. It's like, oh, what's going to happen? But then again, at the end, Mrs. Brown was just like, ah, you know what? Who cares about the farm? Yeah, it's fine. It doesn't even exist. What about the farm then?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It just was like, again, like this, there wasn't a lot of thought put into this. In an older movie, okay? Yeah. There would have been some big set piece at the graduation. Yeah. That changes everything.

Mm-hmm. Okay. I can't think of a set piece I'm well known for not being able to take a set pieces Well what was going on with the post-credits thing Or the during the credits It was like It was like the Medea character

But like dressed as Beyonce Doing a concert in front of what seemed to be Like a couple of thousand people What was going on there? I have no idea This seems to be a parody of a Beyonce concert The homecoming I think concert Which is where the aforementioned

again too cerebral for me I just like See you don't understand black culture I don't I refuse to learn I got that immediately I clicked I was like Beyonce

that's all I know You said that in the opening credits though Yeah It's uh It's just like Oh she's Okay Tyler Perry's Recreated a Beyonce

Concert Yeah Why Why To play during the credits Didn't it feel like real vanity piece. Yeah, absolutely and like it seemed like it was a very expensive

like they probably put more money in the credits thing than the entire movie you know what I mean? That's not even exaggeration I think it was I would imagine Netflix giving the money and he was like okay first of all I'll have this fun

concert and they'll do the movie and then he blew his wad and he was like oh shit yeah he woke up like in the morning so he just looked at his wallet he at about 60 quaid it's like I'll use this to make the film. Yeah. He had to take money. It was like a scam. He had take money off Brendan O'Brien.

This is one of those like Nigerian prince emails that Brendan O'Carroll answered. Ah, Jesus. Brendan O'Carroll lost millions in the movie. Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, it wasn't good. I don't think there's going to be any more Medea, Mrs. Brian. It's number

one in the Netflix charts. Really? Yeah. But again, yeah, in the Ireland one, because... No, in the universe. Really? Really? Yeah, yeah. The Chinese love it Ukraine and Russia Stop fighting over it Yeah

But it wasn't good You know I was disappointed I wanted to go balls to the walls Silly extreme There's a movie in my head And God I feel sorry for anyone who can't watch it

I just close my eyes While driving And I watch the movie Oh yeah Like, there's so much things like, like, the graduation again, wouldn't it be like a big scene at the end, okay, where like all the storylines connect? Yeah. Like a movie, like what I should do.

And then Mrs. Brown learns something. Yeah. Instead, she's like, ah, you know what? Ah, don't bother. Yeah, it's Graham. But in the context of that movie, who's going to look after the farm now? Yeah. That family are fucked just because Davy wants to fuck some milf.

Who can blame him? I mean, yeah. Yeah. I wish my dad was like that. You go to America and bang your black wife, son. I'll look after the farm. Well, you know what? Your dad's farm is a bit like the Mrs. Brown farm.

I don't he popped up just out of nowhere. He worked at construction. It's like, oh, we're farmers now, Brian. You're like, wait, what? He just took a notion. Yeah, don't ask any questions. Your old man is cosplaying a farmer. That's really insulting to me.

And people that were born into this, you're born into this shit, you are what you are. You're coming in here like a fucking, disgracito. My dad's a fake farmer. You haven't even killed himself once. If he hasn't drowned a litter of puppies in a pillowcase in the river, I'm sorry, you ain't no farmer. You know you're a farmer when you masturbating a field looking at a bullcat. You might be a farmer. that'd be good

you could do that in the gar clubs yeah next two johnnies oh should we talk about that yeah do we have time

I was thinking oh no yeah we're good yeah yeah we got time we'll finish on the two johnnies okay

so like final thoughts on Medea or shit what about Medea I made some notes okay

good good pulling them out at the very end good call so I'll just read out let's just see here

lads are gay yeah question mark yeah that's it is oh yes yes yes the rosa park sequence oh shit yeah we forgot about that now what

silly now I sent you something I sent you something online of two white critics talking with the film wasn't that weird that was so weird these were like kind of really midwestern like

and they were really like they were fucking idiots but they were like this is the great I mean, Medea is back. We just, it was amazing to see her. And that Rosa Park sequence was genius. It was hilarious.

What did they say? It said something like it was comedic perfection. No, they said talking about like the big reveal with Davy banging the mom. It's like, it's handled with complete tonal precision. Yeah. It's genius. I was like, tonal precision. That's what you're saying about the Medea movie.

They were talking about, like, a really well-made car. Yeah. It's just so precise. and brilliant It's like Tyler Perry's like a watchmaker You know

Yeah So the Rosa Park sequence Which really felt like A sketch idea Tyler Perry had And he was like I was just gonna stick it in

Yeah So what was it He was talking Or Tyler Medea Was like Oh about my friend Rosa Who banged my man

And then it's like I went to And it goes on For ages Man Destarred that Yeah I didn't know

Yeah I literally felt Like you know The guys Who do like Wet Hot American Summer Yeah they have a comedy style

a lot of their stuff where they will and Tim and Eric use as well sometimes they'll deliberately make a sketch go on for way longer than a show and the joke is like how unfunny it is and how it's like oh god I can't believe like they do a lot where like someone like opens a drawer like multiple times for no reason

that's what that sequence felt like was like is this meant to be bad honestly is this like the bit where he like he's in the house okay he's just like oh he like sits down and he's like walking back and forth It's went on for so long. So long.

Yeah. But then the big reveal is that his friend Rosa is actually Rosa Parks. Yeah. And the reason that she sat in the back of the bus was to get away from Medea who was chasing her because Rosa Parks sucked Medea's husband's dick. Yeah. And Medea is going to whop her ass. Yeah. And then Medea pulls out an iPhone, but it's 1955.

Yeah. That didn't seem right, did it? Historically. Now, I'm no expert. She, you know, she probably got it from Lyndon B. Johnson. They had technology back then that was insane. Funny if, like, no way water phones back then were segregated. Funny of iPhones were.

The iPhone and the... What letter could I use? Hmm, a segregated phone. Many options. A G-phone. That actually, yeah. Actually, you know what, that worked gangster? Gangster.

See, yeah, this is it, okay. I was going to say, yeah so the Rosa Parks also do you notice it's the scene transitions yeah like a jigsaw effect

jigsaw and like a bat like literally like Microsoft paint shit like something like if you open like Premiere Pro it's like one of the cheesy basically it was the equivalent of a star fade

or a star wipe you know what I mean like it was very cheesy and silly yeah took you out of it yes yeah like at one point I'm watching it and to be on honest, so it was pretty stoned.

And then, I was, I was completely sober. Really? Yeah. I was like, I can't have to be on my game here. Even when I was high, I was like, God, this is tough. For me, it's like doing surgery. I've got to be completely sober.

There's a beat of sweat. I'm like how some, you know, limping, popping percocet and biking in going, hey, you're fat, fuck you. But yeah, no, it was weird. Like the basketball one where it started dropping, I was like, what the fuck? Who's bouncing a basketball?

a ball oh i say it's like an effect yeah but anyway overall not not a good movie overall disappointed also another note i made is a real lack of full-on christian values in the film okay other films would have like messages about how jesus is good and you gotta go to church and stuff like that yeah and they've really toned that down now yeah there's no many messages about also more swearing than other media films yeah apparently like um like because the most of the movies franchise are like PG-13, but in this, they're like motherfucker and dropping the N-word. You think Netflix made them take out to Christianity

because it's, you know... Maybe. Because, you know, Christianity is like seems a bad thing these days. Sure. Have you seen some of the shows Netflix makes? No. I refuse. What do they have? I pay for Netflix, but never watch it.

Just to piss them off. That'll show them. I win. Yeah. Well, it's all, you know, like, I was named the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. Is that what it's called? Well, yeah, that was like an old one. But they brought it back. They brought it back for Netflix.

I know for a fact those guys are like, we're not coming to the same network as a Christianity. Didn't one of them get caught like killing dogs for fun? Oh yeah, one of them loves throwing cats out windows. Yeah, pure shielaboof, just driving around shooting random dogs. That's what he called straight white people. We're dogs to them.

Yeah. Yeah, it was a, it felt like a neutered Medea. Yeah. In a way. It didn't feel like the full, full form. Yeah, he's probably completely burnt out with that character

he's done every possible thing Like I wouldn't say He's putting in no effort Just minimal effort Bare minimum It's like watching a great athlete Just do the bare minimum As you said

You're like you can do You're letting yourself down He is definitely talented though Tyler Perry Oh yeah yeah Like seeing him compared to Mrs Brown Yes You're like oh

Yeah You are do you are You're Sydney Poitoye Compared to like a discount, all right? You are the character, okay? No, as well, Mrs. Brown, okay, Agnes Brown. Just like a lot of, like,

weird facial movements, something that didn't, like, match the scene. It just wasn't funny. Yeah, and the fourth wall breaks. Like, people are like, it's so quirky. Is it, or is it the fact that all the actors are his family, who are unprofessional, dog brain,

swine? And he, like, he has to edit around him as much as possible. You know, they say that, like, we're making it, the more fun you have making a comedy, the less funny it is. Yeah. It's like this podcast, okay? This is a fucking struggle. This is hard. Every week. Every week.

Every week, I catch myself sometimes it's looking at you being like, is this, eh? Where's the milf? Yeah. We had dreams, you know? Anyway, let's talk with two johnnies and go kill ourselves. Yeah. So we stand for two johnnies. Yeah, it's only good when we do it.

When we call them useless, retard, Hunts who should be killed. We say with affection. It's coming from a place of love, of course, yeah. Yeah, I'm surprised to even talk to 2 FM jobs. That seems like a step down.

For them? Yeah. Ah, that's probably... I suppose, though, it's just so much easier, though. Yeah. Like, having your own podcast, Empire and all that,

it's just a lot of work. It's so much easier just to, like, turn up for work in the morning. You go into the studio, you do an hour, you leave. The entire infrastructure is there. They promote it. They distribute it.

They pay you. It's easy money, you know? You'll spend a second talking, like advertisers or anything that's all taking care of. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a pretty sweet job actually now. The only thing is you have to say to yourself, I can't

have fun. Yeah, you won't have fun. It has to be completely artificial and it's like and all fake laughing where it's like so let's just have a fake story. It'd be something like oh, here James, you hear about a lad he got locked in a brewery the whole night. Oh, I wouldn't like that myself. If I got

locked at a brewery, they'd have to come and drag me out of it. Because I'm an alcohol! yeah she's checking me money she choked the kids yeah but I have to do the fake like ha ha yes stop laughing yeah and it's just

you're fucking are aren't you Brian you're fucking my wife no I'm fucking your kids oh roasted play the Owen egg car crash son see we couldn't have that phone what we just had here

this phone here no oh you crazy with this one Brian he talking about molested kids you couldn't do the voice you see there. You have nothing. It's like to take away all your weapons. I just have to be wheeled in

like Hannibal Lecter just made to sit there. Yeah yeah. Like I'm like, man, there's a guy I work with okay, and he always comes in, he loves Dermann Dave. And he always comes in and like he's all, like, you know, Dermyn Dave, it's always like a funny new story.

Yeah. So again it'd be like something like, oh, you hear this, a keg fell in him. Yeah, I drink the whole keg to escape. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they're like, whoa. It sounds like he was walking on keg shells Yeah, okay Yeah, all right I'm just saying in the context of that show

Okay, that would have worked I think honestly With Dermott and Dave If Dermott said that Dave He'd be like, you what? You fucking idiot Yeah, he had full of swear Yeah, it's like, we're just gotta go to a break

Now you fucking retard, you do that again I'll fucking kill you. What am I supposed to do with that? You fucking, you're nothing, you know that? You're fucking nothing. You know what? You're a cancer. You're a cancer. If you killed yourself,

it wouldn't be enough. You're not without me. Yeah. Whichever I am, I forget. Am I Dermott or Dave? He was on the Blind Boy podcast talking about mindfulness.

Which one? Dermit? He doesn't even know himself. Yeah, yeah. I think it's a... No, I think Dermit, he wrote the book about, like, mindfulness and shit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Man, the guy I know in work, he loves Dermit so much. He's always coming. in talking about, oh, Dermit's mad. It's so cool, he's mad. It was Dermottweil and he was the original host of Republicatelli, right?

Yeah, yeah. And then McGahern took over. No, no, no, I thought Delamere was the original host. Maybe you're right, actually, yeah. I think Dermottin was at one point, though, right? Then they got McGarne, which is a better choice. Yeah.

McGarne's like the edgier. Yeah. The edgy, cool, teenage, uh, just like, sexy. Yeah, sexy, yeah. He likes cowboy hats. Yeah. Yeah.

I like McGarron. Garton's good, yeah. He won't reply to my emails, but, you know. Before we got McGarron over here. Yeah, just bring, like, you know, but don't even tell him. You know, sort of like, throw a bag over his head, tie him up, throw him in the car. It's like Dermann, Dave, shut up. We're like the Hardy books.

Come on, say something funny. Yeah. Yeah, we have a lot of fun with him. He wouldn't like it. No, he wasn't. But we're like, we're going to talk about Medea now. He'll probably be in the next Medea movie. Oh, my lord.

sim card a sim card and salmon what this salmon a retard boy child you need Jesus you retarded in the head yeah he slapped some sense of the salmon yeah salmon just goes around fucking all the bitches

hello there Tim I'm actually fucking your mother now too Mama you fucking salmon you got the salmon of knowledge in your pussy shit yeah yeah yeah anyway you couldn't do that on the radio

That's a shame, isn't it? Isn't it? That's the world we live in. Is this democracy, Brian? Is this what we fought and died for on the beaches of Normandy? It's sickening. Draconian tyranny

of our cultural, intellectual property. It's sick!