Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 15 : Bloody Paddy's Day Special

Episode Date: March 24, 2019

We talk about the IRA, Bloody Sunday, Brexit and that hate crime in New Zealand.

You were listening to Brian and James fuck each other You're number one news source It's the St Patrick's Day Special With classic Brian and James team up No Matthew Tallon Yeah he's gone We got rid of him cut off the dead weight As they say

We say that we want him back Yeah desperately he won't return our calls We love you Matthew He went off to get cigarettes And he never came back And we were just waiting there going like Any second now He's going to take me to the St. Patrick's Day parade.

Ooh, the glitz and glamour. But we just wait by our bedroom window and he never comes back. Yeah, also the glitz and glamour of a witch parade. Not the Carlo ones, are you that? Oh, there's a Carlo. There is a Monon parade as well. I think the Carlo one's cancelled and the Dundalk one is also cancelled. It's a sad state of affairs.

Why is that? Oh, probably bloody fucking, do you know who's? we don't want to repeat with the New Zealand crack is that it? Yeah, actually, let's cut the hate speech with respect for the victims There's no hate speech there

Well, there would Well Okay, fine My shootings are terrible We're five thoughts and prayers With the blah blah blah You okay, good We cover ourselves

Well, I was intending hate speech Well, let's let's cover a bit We'll get to that, okay So St Patrick's Day Special I want to do a good episode this week because, you know, we've got all the graphics now up on the Facebook page. Yeah, the pictures were looking pretty cute. Yeah,

rapper. Also, like, rappers. Yeah, very gangster. I mean, it really does not reflect us in any way, shape, or form. You didn't even shoot, Biggie. I didn't. No. Lies. I mean, am I going to get sued now by the actual shooter? That would be so funny. Hey, me! Was it Richard Poole in that, you know, the Johnny Depp film

where he's investigating? That never got released. Oh, did it not? What was that about? Because I saw the trailer for it, and then it just never got released. I think it was called City of Lies or something like that. Yeah, yeah. But like, I mean, it's a real fucking rabbit hole, the whole Biggie and two-pack thing. There's so many possible shooters and stuff. I think Woody Harrelson's dad did it? We're back to this. Yeah, that's why he has to smoke all that weed because his dad was such a bad guy. Okay, so this is the St. Patrick's Day special, all right? Keep one off topic.

Yeah, yeah. I want to stay on this. I've got topics to talk about this. I'm sorry. So, like, we're going to talk about St. Patrick's Day itself, okay, the history. The snakes. Yeah, yeah, or maybe there wasn't snakes. Oh, metaphorical snakes. Yeah, yeah, we'll get on it. Maybe it was a metaphor for druids. I know he said no hate speech, but fuck Druids.

Yeah, I hate druids, man. So we're going to talk St. Patrick Day. We're going to talk about Brexit. We're going to talk Mike Pence. Oh. Okay, he met Leo. That's right. Yeah, they had a little get-together.

And Leo is. Well, of that persuasion. Well, of course. Yeah, yeah. And Pence is not. No, he doesn't dig that at all. We're also going to talk about that mosque shooting. Yes.

All right in New Zealand. It's the number one news story right now. It's pretty fucked up. And then also we're going to talk with the bloody Sunday inquiry. Okay. Yeah, just released some information about that, and the soldier just got done. No way? Yeah.

Well, it's about bloody time. Yeah. Now, some people are happy with that. Some people are not. Okay, James. These are the topics. Which one you want to talk about first? Well, I figure a little.

Let's go St. Patrick's Day, because... We don't want to go straight into the mosque. No, no. Okay, yeah, a bit of levity, yeah. St. Patrick's Day. Do you know the story of St. Patrick? I mean, they did teach us in primary school. Yeah, the story is that he chased all the snakes out of Ireland.

But where do you come from? A lot of people think he was Irish. Oh, yeah, he's British, isn't it? He was born in England? Welsh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he was kidnapped by pirates. Now, in the story, he was kidnapped by pirates and then he escaped.

Yeah. And he went to Ireland and became a priest. In real life, in my imagination, anyway, he was definitely molested by those pirates of course and that's why he doesn't like the snakes ah yeah because of all the trouser snakes

all the phallic imagery yeah that's why he hated Pirates of the Caribbean franchise as well he thought too many films it was overblown Depp sponing it in he thought Depp was becoming yeah yeah he was like we get we get it you're Jack Sparrow

have you heard St Patrick's like online review of the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise skating very scathing did not like it that was like as I was saying the snakes are actually metaphors for Johnny dead

so okay so he was kidnapped by pirates he escaped to Ireland became a priest yeah so and so how did it come about and then he took revenge on his pirate at least again in my version of the film he took revenge a bit like black 47

he took revenge and all those pirates who brutally raped him okay and then we celebrate that man by drinking excessively to repress the memories of all of our trauma and abuse. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, it's nice. Also, it's because the reason we drink on St. Patrick's Day

is because it's a break from Lent. Ah, that is the actual thing, Lent, Jesus. God, do people still do Lent? I can't imagine they do. I completely forgot Lent was a thing these days. I know back in the day, like, you'd give up, like, crisps or something like that. Yeah, you give up crisps. I give up crisps, but I don't even like crisps.

So the joke's on you, God. That was like my rebellion. Or you give up chocolate and eat a bit of chocolate Then you burn down a church I'm listening to some black metal I reprieve renounce my faith It's like you know that Lord's a Chaos movie I haven't said I've downloaded it but I haven't watched it yet

But I know the real story That's a good way Yeah Oh that's better in the story St Patrick It's about this black metal band And they're all like You know killing people Burning down churches

They're because they're satanic And also the best part of that okay is they thought that the most evil okay the most evil satanic thing to do was have sex in the asshole is that right yeah because that's like just in their front of god oh okay if you put it in the ass so did they do that then oh yeah oh good yeah yeah for them i mean the norwegians are have always been very progressive in that end you know yeah uh yeah i think we need to bring some of that in st patrick's day a black metal st patrick's day yeah that's how that music sounds It's God awful.

It's the worst fucking music over here. It's pretty good to have anal sex to it. Is that you? Well, is that a CD? You can't tell. Yeah. So that's the story of St. Patrick. So what are the actually, what are the snakes and metaphor for?

The druids. Is it the druids? It is the druid. Apparently because he got rid of them brought in Christianity. But that's so simple to be like, he got rid of the snakes. That's like, I know if I was like, I got rid of all the kangaroos. And you're like, there's no kangaroos drawing. Exactly.

Exactly. Now you can, so thank me by, let me suck you off. Just one day, though, because it's lent. Just a break from late. And if you fuck with me, I'll bring the kangaroos back, all right? That's good. That's good to know that history. What's your plans for Pally's Day, actually?

Do you have any? I was going to go to the parade in Dundalk, but I found out there is no parade in Dundalk. I'm just going to drink. I was going to drink some people, but I think they're busy doing work. Oh. But I finished all my college work. I'm just going to drink on my own. I'm looking forward.

I'm actually going to got looking forward to a good old drinking on my own session. You haven't done that in a while. Yeah, you're probably shouldn't, though. It's not a good thing to do. Oh, it can be pretty cool. I'm going to crack up with some cold ones go on the internet and harass some people.

Just send death threats to famine. Female politicians. Yes. Like a cool guy. What are you going to do? We're actually having a party here. There's a gas party happening. You're invited, obviously, if you want to stick around.

I've got plans. That's so. that's okay that's okay already got a big old bottle of whiskey and a laptop so like i say a party all it is is just people who aren't ours going out in town are just going to come here and drink but we're kind of in the same tradition as you we're all going to drink in separate rooms oh cool congregate together we're just going to drink on our own you might Skype at one another yeah possibly possibly we'll face time it we'll see i'm looking forward it it'll be really i never really had any fun St. Patrick's Day's memories. Oh, we used to

like when I first moved to Dublin, like my friends, they used to have this gathering on St. Patrick's Day. It'd be a small apartment. There would literally be like a hundred people there. Everybody's wedged in and we're all just going mental in it. And like we got really drunk, my mate, because we're like upstairs a few flights. My mate

like pissed out a window on top of some people. And like my, I took my friend's stereo and threw it out the window. We went crazy. It was good. You think St. Patrick would like that, do you? Well, the landlord came and shut us down. actually brought the guards and all You're pissing on each other

Yeah, we were pissing on the plates And the druids are like We're glad we're left This is what the Catholics are like Oh look, we're crazy pissing my mouth Oh Yeah, no thank you No, it was fun while it lasted

But when you were a little kid though What were you doing? Oh well yeah Go to a parade Eat some sweets We were in the parade No, I was never in the parade I think I was in a parade

It's all blocked out Probably for a good reason Well you're in the parade I think it's on a bike Because our parades are so small. You just cycle behind the parade. I'm in the parade. Come on.

Get rid of him. He's ruining it. He's ruining everything. Some men in white suits just come and take you away. There's a man with a gun going on. There's a woman. Take the shot. Take the bloody shot.

We had like, there's all steam engines in our parade. Steam engines, eh? Oh, interesting. That and like... But no railway tracks. So we'd just destroy Harlow's infrastructure and send it into a deep economic. depression.

Just a man is steam engine. Choo! What are you doing, you fool? Saying racist telling the kids around.

Does that? I chew, chew, choose white power. It was that. They have a guy dressed to St. Patrick.

One time he was a woman dressed to St. Patrick. Yeah. Jesus. Yeah, I know. That didn't go down well. Yeah, that was not good

at all. Like, we treated her like, you're the woman in Game of Thrones. Shame. Yeah. Shame. Shame, shame, yes.

It was almost like a guy dressed like Spider-Man. Yeah. Because, you know, Spider-Man. Of course. He's very hip with the kids. Yeah, yeah. And he was always, like, slightly dizzy. Because he'd, we hope he's on drink, but he's probably in something stronger.

Yeah, probably. PCP. PCP and Kualoos makes together. Spider-Man. Just whizzing in people's faces. Here's my spider's web. Oh, my God. Yeah.

I just shit in blood. like the kids are like what spider man visits the proctologist it's better than it's better than the parade in tullo yeah uh and there's also i remember this was a big year now we got like um a big old concrete uh cylinder and painted it looks like a guinness ah yeah that's uh that's very artsy for carlo i have to say that's like the andy warhol of carlo that's the only thing he can make up prepare to pint of guinness really Yeah, that really was our, like, those are like, um, you know, like the Renaissance in Italy. Yeah, that guy, he was, uh, he was fucking lots of children as well. Yeah, yeah. It was like, it was her heavy heyday of artistic craziness. Yeah, yeah.

That was during the Celtic tiger, though. You wouldn't get it now. And just like a true artist, he could never top himself, uh, after that. Like, he couldn't think of anything better than, that was his, you know, like Campbell's soup. he tried to come out with a pint of smithics but nobody was nah fuck that so he just cut off his ear and spent the rest of his life's a mental institution yeah good for him yeah good for him

something to look forward to yes and patrick say i mean it's very it's interesting over here like a lot of tourists come over but when they see the reality of just depressed irish people drinking and fighting and vomiting in the streets sort of ruins the magic for them a little bit a horror film of American tourists coming over and going like, oh my God, this is

crazy, yeah. And then they go to like Monaghan, okay? And they meet a family and the family bring a bit like get out. The family like bring them back to their house and they're like, you think you're better than us, do you? Yeah, like it over here, you a Yankee bastard, do you? Yeah, tie him down.

Wee! Squeak! Like a heifer. Yeah, that's just the whole film. I'd watch it. Yeah, you've got me sold. I've made it. Didn't even have to cast actors. Aaron Sorkin is going to write the screenplay. We're very excited about that.

But, like, Americans love it. Yeah, yeah. We kind of milk that. Well, the tourist industry do. I mean, I never go to the parade in Dublin. I don't mingle with the tourists. Well, we use their money. That's true. Well, we don't. And also, who's also in America is Leo.

Leo Varadkar? Yeah, yeah. You went over to visit Mike Pence. Yeah. Have a little sit down. Well, the way it works is. You have the Taoiseach, traditionally, and no other leader of Ireland or, like, no other leader of any country has this kind of privilege where they can go over and have dinner with the vice and then have a press conference with the president. Yeah. And they hand them a big old bowl of shamrocks and go like, yeah, look at that. There do you go.

Yeah, Jesus, we're selling out. Thank you. They're very kind of. Ball of shamrocks. Yeah. What are we going to do with that? oh they they especially trumpeter probably just throws at a fucking intern or something like clean it up you're clean it up you hoare shammocks all over the carpet they make me sick i can't get hard when there's shamrocks in the room clean them yeah yeah so it was interesting because like the first he has dinner with mike pence and mike pence if you look up anything about him very anti uh just very anti like he's against anything that promotes homosexual sex or HIV

and heterosexual sex he gets in something that promotes it and he's also in the past been in favour of like a conversion

yeah yeah he's a proper he's like very there with his beliefs but in fairness to him like people make fun of him because of that but like he went through

that whole meeting with Leo Varker and Leo Brough's boyfriend and he didn't vomit or anything good for him and he even like stayed in the same room

although it is funny like on Mike Pence's official Twitter account he was like good to meet the Teeshok of Ireland and he had pictures of Leo did not mention the boyfriend Photoshopped him out of it

Photoshopped the woman's face onto his boyfriend just like I fixed this there for you Mr. Mr. T-Shok It is now an acceptable image Yeah I'm actually I feel like Pence is like just I've no problem with you but your boyfriend

has to wear a week What do they talk about though when they're over there It's like it's real just basic kind of stuff also Pence's wife did not show up because she was busy so his sister showed up instead yeah and she seemed all right she again she didn't vomit either

good good they're well trained then they are trained I was thinking it was almost like it must have been like you know my fair lady where they turn like some slag into it's some slag going like hey what's going on and these gentlemen bring her up

into the upper classes and make her a proper woman yes yeah okay it's a bit like that where he was like homophobic and then they taught him not to you know, screen the word faggot. Yeah, yeah. Every time he sees a gay man, you know? Okay. And so like

he's learning. Well, that's good. That's good. And it's like, he's an inspiration to all of us. No, I won't say that. I'm not going to, uh, I don't want to be on record saying that. I will. I say Mike Pence is a-okay with me and, uh... He gets the Brian and James stamp of approval.

He can come on the podcast anytime he wants. Yeah, he can. It'd be fun to get him on the podcast because you've actually, you live with people who are like, of that persuasion. That's right, I do. Let's not tell him. No. Then we'll see how much he's changed.

In fact, me and you would probably start to shift in front of him and locked up. Yeah, I would happily do that. And the door to our house, to your house is kind of like weird where you can't really open it. You can't get out.

Yeah, so we're just, we're just going to start fucking in front of him. And he won't be able to leave. Yeah, and they just put a gun to his head. That sounds good. I'm on board. So the Tao Shuck has dinner. with the vice and it's real kind of basic stuff like how you doing yeah yeah how's things and then

they have the press conference with the uh the president and it's funny i told you my prince bought his sister and apparently trump had never met the sister before oh so that kind of shows you had the relationship between mike pence and donald trump yeah yeah he's just like ew trump was probably like oh mr pence yeah your wife has gone fatter and why is his daughter not attractive his sister oh sister yeah Yeah, yeah. No. Well, it's just, well, it says Trump.

I would never say that she's fat, but Trump would say, yeah. Trump was saying, and spit on her and, like, oh, you make me sick. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And then they have the press conference. The press conference is real just like, well, in fairness to Leo, Leo probably likes it because in contrast, you know, he looks good. And he can go, like, I hope to be judged not on the content of my sexuality or the color of my skin,

but by my words and deeds. And then people clap and then Trump looks on. he came to the wrong country that shit don't fly here yeah yeah and so like then just do the little thing they accept the fucking he gave a shout out to Brett Kavanaugh actually

oh Trump did like yeah he was like on this day let's come in let's celebrate all the Irish people in Congress Brett Kavanaugh yeah potential rapist yeah pretty much confirmed isn't it

that he raped somebody when he was younger yeah yeah yeah so like boys will be boys I believe was the defense Yeah, it's all like Let's remember him and everyone else On this holy day St. Patrick's Day

Mazel Toff And then Leo quickly gets escorted out By the TSA Back to your country, you scum And then they kick him out And then the boyfriend Was in the bathroom And he comes out like

Where's he really gone? Oh no I don't know anything but the boyfriend I neither do I know I imagine that Leo keeps it fairly private it, you know, like, which I respect that, you know, not like trips and not your, like, personal

life to try and sway voters. Yeah, he's not going to like, yeah, look at this piece of ass, and then making him do a little spin around. Yeah, come on, spin around, honey, let me see what you got. Yeah, look it. You go, stick around out and his fucking cheeks. Do it. He loves it. Yeah, yeah. I'll maybe do that in private,

but I'd like to think they do in a healthy relationship. Yeah, yeah. And maybe they have other people come over maybe maybe yeah maybe michael d comes over and just watches yeah yeah michael d wishes he's secretly gay isn't he i think there are a lot of people that you know yeah yeah apparently well i'm saying it on the podcast it's on it's on it's just to put it on wax as they say yeah on wax yeah what does that mean that all the phrase they're sticking on wax that means like

back in like old times and you were recording things oh it was on like wax cylinders ah yeah i've never heard that oh well i'm bringing it back yeah Well, if you end up, you're going to get suicided. Michael D. is going to take you out. Yeah, that's why I'm sticking on wax, like, so then people can find an old, they'll find the old wax cylinder not playing. You're going like, Michael D is gay, Michael D is gay,

Michael D is gay, Michael D is gay. Like, oh, this means Michael D is gay. It's on wax. Yeah, yeah. He writes shit poems as well. Somebody told me, now, obviously, there's absolutely no way to corroborate this, but apparently it was said that he was fond of

taking a spin up to Phoenix Park late at night and picking up a rent boy or two. Yeah. Now, again, there's no way to confirm that. I was one of those. Ah, well, I'm in the wrong. This is breaking. Yeah, this is breaking on the show now, yeah.

I said that we can't confirm it. Apparently we can. Yeah, Michael D. touched my, yeah. He's in the weird shit. Okay. Yeah. How weird. He's like licking my hair.

Is he one of those furries? Does he make you dress up like a squirrel? No. No, he was in the Pokemon. Ah, got to catch him all. Yeah, yeah. I was Bulbosaur. And, geez, I was sore at the end.

A bit of word. they're there, the old showbiz Rasmus, all that. And then he raped me. Ah. Yeah, well. So, uh, yeah. I wonder if you'll ever hear this.

It'd be really nice if, like, just someday we're on RTE and Ryan Torbby just plays clips over and over. How would you defend that? I don't know, Brad. Tell you, I defend it. Look at this, and defend over. And you'd see the fucking marks they're still there.

Michael D was here as his car. And he wrote a little poem on my last cheek. Oh, fair, maiden of Harlow. You make me go-go. I came inside your tiny hole. And you have plumbed the depths of my soul. To find nothing but beauty and peace as I ejaculate on your face. That doesn't really rhyme.

Then I fly away like geese. What else you got up, Brian? Okay. That was Mike Pence, St. Patrick's Day. Yeah, and then we went into Michael D. A bit of riffing there. A bit of riffing that could be seen as libelous and slingrous. I don't even care anymore.

What are they going to take for me, huh? God, I don't care. No. I'll say it. I'll say the N-word. I don't care anymore. He will. It's hard, all right, guys.

It's just fucking, it's just difficult. I just want, give me money. Okay, look, I stop the pretense now. I've tried to write bits for the show. Yeah. I just don't... Let's talk with the mosque, too much. Let's do it.

It's what the people watch. There's been a better travel. Yeah. Yeah. Right-wing fundamentalists shot up in mosque. Over 40 people are dead. Yeah, over 40. But here's the really fucked up part.

He live streamed the whole thing. Yeah, you watched... I know you watched... Now, this is very bizarre. Okay, my manager... I was just like packing shelves in the shop that I work in. And I was out in the store. house like packing drinks and my manager's like man did you hear about that shooting or

whatever it's like yeah yeah I heard about that that's terrible it's like well have you seen the videos I was like didn't realize there was video well let me show you this now my manager I should say is Egyptian and he had family in New Zealand he actually has an uncle who attends the very same mosque but didn't go to it on that day so he's a he's got a close connection to it he himself maybe like he may practice Islam or he may be Muslim I'm not sure of the right vernacular but he was very getting very emotional and very angry so we're just watching this video

of this guy going around shooting people like it's really fucking grim and my manager's like that fucking piece of shit I swear to God if I got my hands on him I'd fucking kill him he was getting really angry and emotional and stuff and I was just getting more and more awkward it's like oh so should I pack the cereal

sir this scum needs to die oh you're right you're right but the drinks fridge is looking very bare there's customers standing by no so he just was like he was screaming for blood he was getting really angry and emotional

it was very awkward yeah I know some lads are like obviously the bad thing some lads are proper like oh fuck I'd hope they attack because I'd fucking I'd destroy them I'd just slam off

I'd just whack my cock in their face and I'll beat this shit out of him his huge arsenal of weaponry is no match for my anger I'd fucking kill I'd attack first I wouldn't even check if they were armed

it was really fucked up though that video It was literally like a game of Call of Duty It was like first person shooter mode And just like picking off people as they run and scream Then he gets in his car and drives away and starts laughing And he's like oh blad I shut them in the vice It was right

He's a real piece of shit He was like Anders Berwick He was like a racist And he's also just a big old history nerd Like he was like Andrew Dorman If you don't So if there's ever going to be a shooting in a mosque in Ireland Dorman's your man

Dorman's my number one suspect. I've got cameras monitored on him for multiple reasons. He'll be surely writing a joke about the troubles then. Yes. The trouble's 21st century troubles. What I call Dorman Holocaust.

Dormon's a comedian we know. Yeah, he's a good guy. Big old racist. Oh, not really. No. You don't see him when he's drunk. Well, a history buff. So that's...

Well, all these history buffs, same with, like, I think him. and Berwick, not Dorman. What's the name of the guy? I actually don't know what his name is. They've arrested him now. Let's call him Cunt X. Cunt X. Yeah, okay.

So I know Cunt X was real like... That's Mr. Cunt X to you, but yes, go on. My father was... Please. Call me Cuntax. Yeah, yeah. So, Cunt X, all right. Yeah.

I like Cunt X. That's good. It's a pretty cool name. Yeah, it's almost too cool. Too cool for this guy. It's too good for him. Spastic. Spastic X.

Yeah, so Spastic X, Spastic X, spastic elastic yeah this called spastic so spastic was um new anders berwick all right like personally did met before well they communicate on the internet and they might have met like jesus i i assume like he was probably trying to impress or like trying to outdo anders yeah wait what was that anders had a bigger body count oh way bigger yeah he's like an amateur compared to spastic is an amateur compared to uh but he has really sort of up up the game by live streaming it we've never really seen this before like You know what I mean? Yeah.

He live streamed the whole thing you see from his point of view. But his manifesto, it's all about, like... He loves their manifestos of these guys. He's like the live streaming that's part of it. He wants it to be a big thing. He wants to be recognized. He mentioned Pudy Poi, actually. In his manifest?

Yeah. Do you know Pudy Pooty Pooie? Yeah, he's the YouTuber. Yeah. That's what... Like, he's always been accused of being racist in the past. This is not going to help his image. Well, I like Pudy Pooty Poy now.

Yeah. I'm a Pudy Pooy Pooy boy. A Pudy Spastic. So, So in what way did Spastic reference Pute Pie? How did that tie in to his... He just, like, menthol, well, he said very clearly in his manifesto that he wants to create diversion, stuff like that.

And then he threw and subscribed to Pudy Pie, which is a reference. Oh, my God. Which is, I'd say, it says him trying to be funny. It's like Spastic trying to throw me a little joke at the end. Well, again, like, you can't blame Pudypie for this as much as you can't play Muslims for, like, like, Islamic attacks. Absolutely, of course. And I'm Pootyty.

PewDiePie has come out and said, like, I don't agree with this. Yeah, yeah. Please like and subscribe, but I'm not into this. Yeah, yeah, I'm not into this particular thing. But it must be such a mind fuck to think, like, a guy who killed these things like to you. Well, like, maybe PewDie Pye is thinking something about what I say. Yeah, you just retink everything. Like, does PewDie Pye, to be honest, I'm familiar with them, but I never really watch his stuff.

I know they're in the past. Well, I'll tell you, in no, in none of his videos did he say it go shoot up a month. In New Zealand. You didn't specify New Zealand. No. Yeah. Jesus. I was not expecting it from New Zealand, you know?

Oh, it seemed like a fairly chill place. I've seen The Hobbit. That'll drive anyone to commit mass murder. Yeah. But it is awful, like... What, the Hobbit or the mass shooting? Both are very... It's very awful.

It's very different ways. Yeah. But like, it is awful. And then, like, obviously, a lot of people have come out saying this is terrible, which it is. Yeah. And then there was a big story where, like, James rolling his eyes there. What are you trying to do? We know outside of the political spectrum, James falls, don't it?

Here, I just ordered some Indian food, all right? I'm not a racist. It's literally impossible for me to be racist. I'm eating a chicken coma. How can I be racist? I ate Indian food. I didn't like it, but I ate it, all right? So, fuck off.

Yeah, and I've not been right since. No, I was, yeah. So most right people thinking It's terrible Yeah okay But then this Australian politician came out And he was like, it's the Muslims fault Oh yeah

So he was blaming immigration Yeah he was saying it's their fault For being there in the first place Like for getting and win the way of the bullets Which is obviously like a real offensive Yeah like absurdly offensive Yeah the only way you can be more offensive Would be if

20 minutes after the event I showed up and I was like This is all fake like 20 minutes there's still there's still like ambulance crew is working on it

people are please help me I'm not buying it all right you're full of shit and I'm like literally picked up bodies going look it's all

CG look it's all Andy Circus look at it didn't they see you in the backer in the homeland yeah

so this politician was obviously being incredibly racist and not satirically like we'd be racist no he wasn't having fun

that like we do yeah yeah we're punching up apparently yeah because they're all up in heaven yeah but like it's bad right and this politician is a cunt yeah he's more of us no he's not more of spastic and spastic he's but he is very spastic in his own yeah yeah he's a he's a he's a he's a he's a cunt his name is i actually roll it down because i want to publicly shame him he is our publicly shamed man of the week he will never recover from this his name is Frasier Anning I'm like Frasier what are you a fucking psychiatrist in Seattle

I think that you're a fucking whore I encourage all fans to send him messages of hate him making the Frasier joke I just did don't stop at him go after his family go after his friends I want you to keep saying

Frazier are you from Seattle until his wife kills herself and then he gets a spin-off yeah they are actually doing a Frazier reboot that's right I heard that yeah

with Kelsey Grammar yeah Kelsey all the cast good oh okay even the dog what else are they doing the dog is stuffed then

but yeah so anyway this guy came out and was real racist and people were like and some people went even further than what we did

so we made a joke someone a true hero went even further egg boy egg boy he went to up to him and put an egg

on his face. Smashed it right on his head. Yeah, I showed you the video. Yeah, it's very good. That's the only video I want to see. But in fairness then the dude, like the politician guy, turn around and punched, slap the shit out of him like? Yeah, he punched the kid, he punched poor old egg boy. Yeah, but Eggboy's only 17. So is he going to get done now for assault of a minor? I hope so.

I hope so too. Yeah. Yeah. Imagine that. Egg boy is like, a bit like Jesus in the way. He sacrificed himself. Yeah, yeah. For the sins of a racist. Yes, that's pretty good. But, like, I reckon though, the racist politician will, uh, what's his name again?

Frazier. Frazier. Seattle. So your brother Niles, you fucking retard. I reckon. I'm Anning. Frazier Anning is going to claim self-defense and he'll get off of it, I imagine.

I hope not. No, I was going to say, he should be killed. No, that's, no, he shouldn't be that. He should be shot in a motel. No, no, no. That we're just, we're just, we're literally, just as bad as that other guy, yeah.

Eye for an eye, and the whole world goes blind. Do you know who said that? Ben Kingsley. Yeah. People say he's just a big pair of tits. Yeah, well, look, Fraser, I hope Fraser gets done. Yeah.

For beating a 17-year-old. Beat a 17-year-old on camera. He's no longer a serving politician. No. And I hope that guy, he got caught you. The guy who did the shoe in. But they say that there's a couple of people involved. There's like four or five.

Well, I hope all those guys, Team Spastic, I call them, okay? I hope. Team Spastic! I thought it could cool if, I was thinking how you could execute them. And there's the whole thing of, like, should you execute them and put them in prison? And Berwick is doing pretty well. Like, he, like, he has Xbox and, like, he's probably, uh... Yeah, well...

He can jerk off and stuff. Of course he can. Hmm. I don't think they could stop you from jerking off in prison. Well, this is what I was thinking, all right? So, what you do is, you know, the gillots. it's like a guillotine but you put spastic on there yeah and instead of like having to drop down you give a blind guy an axe okay and just tell him to go for it like mr magoo so he's like

swinging swinging the axe instead of just one clean cup he's like hacking away legs and arms yeah yeah and they stop him before he can kill him properly okay so then spastic's got no arms or legs okay yes and then we just um we hired some brave egg boy egg boy comes in just puts an egg on his face and then they say okay you're okay now yeah then he can he can he can wheel away like what you back to his cell or back into society no we just leave him there and if he can survive fair play to him yeah and if he starts it it's natural selection there you go well it's not really natural selection you had sort of tweaked it a little bit well you've hacked his limbs off. Well, I think

Let's call a spade a spade, which is something he's fond of doing. Look, I studied media. I studied legal, I studied law. Okay. I forgot what was called. I did he said I studied media. I studied legal media. I studied legalese,

all right? So, uh, you are on your rights to chop spasics. Well, I mean, I'm not versed in the law, so I can't debate you on that. But I assume that you're very wrong. And I think we should bring us in for any

any hate, I tell you what, if you're thinking of fucking doing a hate, this is a shout out to anyone who's thinking of doing any hate crimes in Ireland, you better watch out, okay? Because I'm going to fuck you up, I'm going to slap my big Mickey on your face, and I'm going to cut off your legs. That's right. Yeah. Using a blind axeman. Yeah, I'm not even going to, if I find you,

you're going to wish that the police come, because I'm going to bring you to James's house and then we're going to just fuck you up. And you're not going to get to leave because the handle in the door doesn't work. You're hearing that, doorman? I'm going to cut off your legs and fuck you. Put down the history books, you freak.

Only if you... Hope he doesn't get a surprise. Of course, we should go on record to say a way you both really like Andrew. Yeah, yeah, yeah. As long as he doesn't commit any haycrines. Yeah, just don't commit a mass shooting and you stay in our good books.

Yeah. Very simple. And speaking of hay crines, okay, stuff like that. Let's talk about the Saville report. The Saville Report? Now here's the funny thing. Saville Report.

It's about Bloody Sunday, but it's commissioned by Lord Saville. Lord Saville? Yeah, he's the head of the Saville report. That's the report into... The Bloody Sunday thing. And then people on news with a straight face called The Saville Report,

which is like Jimmy's kind of ruined. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy has ruined that name. I know, like, Lord Saville apparently is a very good judge. He became a judge way before Jimmy Saville found out to be molesting children. But it's kind of like... even just go Seville or something like that. Yeah, so, okay, so what has the Saville report come out with?

Well, in regards to the events of bloody Sean back. Considering this is St. Patrick's episode, let's just have a little flashback, all right? Imagine if you will, okay, a soldier. He's born in Northern London. He's just a regular guy. I'm a regular bloke. He's, uh, his parents don't get on too well. He's got a sister that ain't right in the head.

She's always got a cereal bowl, um, on her face. But she's got a heart of gold. Yeah, she's got a hard of gold. She dies in a mining accent Oh God, no, sister, no Oh, how I lamenting! The accent varies Well, Leithridor's life. I'm playing the character

now. He's like, you know, fuck this, I'm going to go to London. Going to join the army. Yeah, I'm going to join the army. He's got a sweetheart back at home. She's like, oh. Yeah, Susie. I miss you, Susie. Yeah, and all he wants to do, okay, he loves two things. He loves the footy, and he loves killing Irish people.

Yeah. Dirty Fienian Bastards And it's okay Everyone says it's okay The Queen has given you The stamp of approval Everyone says it's okay

He goes into Northern Ireland He starts shooting the fuck out of people He thinks it's okay Of course he does Now imagine it's 2019 He's about 90 years old He's old You're having a fucking laugh

He's a joke And apparently this guy called Lord Savils suddenly rings him up And he's like Listen we've done a report Apparently Apparently you murdered innocent people Can you believe

leave the cheek of them it turns out they're actually human now I know we classed them as dogs back then but things are different PC gone mad if you ask me the report was about 15 years long okay 15 years and apparently it was like

the most expensive report the prices vary of how much it cost me in it was like over 200 million 200 to 400 million okay yeah they really went it it was commissioned by Tony Blair actually is that right yeah

which Tony was like a commission where I'm not a war criminal that'll take the pressure off what have they determined then they've determined that there was like I think the soldier who got charged was soldier F okay now that's the only one that they can

fully go like this guy did something wrong and he's going to be charged and is he going to go to jail well well obviously the British Army are going to fight this the British Army are going to pay his legal fees and all then oh right other soldiers

this report has said war on the wrong but they can't get him for anything concrete okay yeah yeah and I personally think that maybe soldier F maybe I feel like maybe the other soldiers didn't like him oh threw him under the bus

I feel like that yeah he's like the dud a lot of them are like oh I just don't remember that day but a lot of them named him as like I do remember Soldier F saying I like to fire at innocent people and I hope this day is later known

as Bloody Sunday that's, yeah it's been well established by science that the common paddy has no feelings no nerve endings and can feel no pain so to shoot him in the back

is perfectly acceptable for Queen Encantry sir Well that was the talk back then Yeah of course Yeah Soldier F is gonna We'll see how Soldier F he's old now

So if I was his legal team I'd say just How old is he He's got to be like in his 80s Right 80s 80s late 70s Okay right Yeah so I'd say

Just fake outside and just shit yourself yeah that's like the really is the only thing to be done now case closed yeah

just shit yourself live in court for any crime really even that even that guy who shot up the mosque yeah he just shits himself

in court yeah all right let him out the only crime that that wouldn't work for us if you're being charged

with public defecation yeah oh no he's done it I'll rest my case if he does a shit you must not acquit thank you

yeah yeah that was good that was good that was good pat yourself on the back no one else will award winning comedian James Gadden

comes up with a hilarious quip yep bring that to the stage imagine if you will a man shitting himself now imagine

I'm Johnny Cochran who keep up yeah you fucking ignorant some 17 year old like who's Johnny Cock

you just don't make me do a hate crime on your love you just pull out of gone and shit so yeah a lot of people

not happy in both sides no the English people are like fucking leave him alone he's only a soldier

yeah yeah and he's an old man blah blah blah blah yeah and then the Irish are like

it's not enough yeah he shot innocent people as they were running away from him yeah and it's interesting

how that you know the Brady family hamad yes I saw that they released this around now we'll capitalize

on the anger oh of the um the IRA are just going to be eating ham by the truck load

now take out your black and ham what's it No, come out you with our hands, come out and face me, if you can. Come out of your hams, let's kill a Protestant. Let's blow up Lord Mountbatten and eat ham.

Let's kill his grandchildren, let's kill his grandchildren, and then eat some lovely, lovely ham. It's an aggressive marketing tactic, but to be, it's quite balty, you know. It works, though. It does. I'm going to buy some Brady family hands tonight, and I'm going to eat it as a walk around the graves. of all those who died in the troubles. I'm just going to watch Paul Greengrass's

Bloody Sunday starring the ever excellent James Nesbitt and just eat Brady's hand. I'll tell you, if James Nesbitt was killed during the troubles. Oh, I tell you what, I'd fucking... Listen to here. If you're thinking of killing James Nesbitt, I'm going to whack my cock on your face

and I'm kind of cut off your legs. There was violence on both sides. You ever hear those... The footage of those two... Undercover During the funeral Oh my god Oh my god

Two undercover Policemen I think Accidentally drove into the funeral And then things kicked off And if I were like going Draged out of the car Beaton to strip And beaten to death on the streets

I heard they were eating A bit like You know when the Don the Dead He was like Joke on it Choke on it It was like that The Irish people ate him

Because that's what Irish people I hope I gave you in digestion, you bloody scum. Come out you, blackened-town. Brady family ham. That should be the ad. It's like Irish people eat in a fucking British soldier.

The only thing more delicious than this is Brady's family ham. Mmm, sectarianism. I can't believe it's not sectarianism. It tastes so good. That was fucked. Have you ever seen like that? You see that? Yeah.

You can't go. You can't say that that's okay. Yeah, obviously. Like, we have our jokes and stuff, but, like, that's not... You can't eat a man. No, you can't. I don't think they... I've tried.

Yeah. Just the logistics alone are just, uh, mind-boggling. I got the cock in and that was enough. No, thanks, I'm full. I was... Then it had to give you some afterates, you know, just to digest it. The idea of, like, trying to eat a cock, and you're like, I'll try it again. Ah, uh, and the guys, like, keep going.

And then, and that's how you're here on my pants. God, we've got all the answers. We're really just solving these issues one by one. Get us into Congress. That's what I say. During what? Bloody Sunday. Well, 13.

In case it's like some like real like pan-de, like fucking narkey fucking congoe. Actually, it was 13 people died on the day and one person died from sustained injuries later on. So, but like, let's talk about the next sexy topic. What is that? That's Brexit. Oh, God. Here we go. So Brexit's happening, whether you like it or not.

And it's funny. To reason May, I had an idea for a sketch, okay. where it's like a comedian and he gets up on stage he's like oh fucking it's mental isn't it you know Theresa May uh wants Brexit and uh the ministers say no it's kind of like uh when you're having sex with a lady okay and uh you know you're like yes and then she's like no and then you fuck her anyway I'm all right guys who can relate and then like then the audience are booing he's like hey well anyway that's my time good night then he gets off stage he's like hey they don't like jokes about Brexit.

That's actually very good. Don't be surprised you. I like that. That was good because I didn't know where you were going with them. That's a good fun to life. It is, yeah. I think that actually perfectly sums up Brexit. Yes.

It's just kind of people being oblivious. Yeah, very true. Yeah, yeah. Well, I heard a very interesting thing. I'll not go too deep into this, but just before, like, so apparently on the day of the vote, Nigel Varage had, he had some interesting. insider information with like private polling companies. He had friends on the inside.

And so it was well known kind of before they released it that his side had won, that leave had won. But he released two concession statements on the day just before the announcement, both saying, oh, I don't think we're going to win, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And now there's a theory going around that the reason he did that was to aid his friends to do some insider trading and cash out, make some big bucks. That's why he left straight after the whole thing. That's really it.

Like, the people who organised Brexit didn't give a fuck. No. And we're very cynical. And didn't even think about Ireland. Not at all. Not at all. Literally, most...

It's so funny because, like, people in the North think they're English. Yeah. But people in England... Do not consider them English. No. No. They think them as just dirty old patties, just like us. Exactly.

Yeah. I bet you the Queen literally does not know what Northern Ireland is. I bet you Well, she doesn't know anything is really What is that an odd does of some kind Sounds horrible Yeah Northern Ireland

You never see You wouldn't catch her in Northern Ireland No you wouldn't Yeah because she's got to be a class Yeah She's not going to Northern Ireland To watch a fucking Colin Murphy stand-up show

How do you know that Ah your majesty? I've actually seen Colin Murphy live He's very good It's very good Well not good enough for the Queen No of course not Would you perform to the Queen

You have the Royal Variety performance Yeah sure why not? I'd have a go out or just like John Lennon. I know you can't clap your hands maybe you could jingle your jewelry She loves you

Yeah Yeah I'd have a bit of riffingware A bit like Jeff Ross I wouldn't fuck you with Biarcer's dick Who's Biazza? Shut up You're ruining my materia

Yeah And then you try and do your classic If the shit don't fit how would he go and she has me knighted after that she gives

an OBE or whatever What a great man Did I go up and try to do my actual stand-up I don't I don't really get it To the gallows with her boy What

But I kind of cut you off What were you going to say About Brexit But when you brought it up initially Basically Like she's trying to get it through And like Theresa May doesn't even She's not even for Brexit

No She's kind of like You own like a cult a woman will have to sacrifice her baby to prove that she's loyal. It's kind of like that. Well, initially she was on the Remain party and then she got voted in and just had to deal

with the shit sandwich. Yeah, and at this stage, it's not even about who wins, who doesn't. It's just like years from now, children in England will watch Mad Max and think it's like a beautiful fantasy. But, you know, what's really

worrying is how this is going to affect obviously the Irish economy and agriculture and stuff is going to take a major hit. Ain't going to affect me. Well, of course not. I'm just going to go out into the woods with my knife. And my manifesto. Yeah, trade negotiations. I don't give a fuck.

Prepare for the end. Just all I need is a bowie knife. You know, it's actually bowie knife. Those people will be the first to die. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. You know what I think, though, if it does happen, right, if Brexit all falls apart and the Irish economy really suffers,

I think a good way to counteract that would to be legalized recreational cannabis, because that in itself would you'd get like a sort of spring up economy overnight, you know what I mean, that people could thrive, farmers could harvest hemp, etc. You know, I think that's a good way to save the Irish economy. I know it's a real stereotype to go, like, we can fix everything by legalizing weed. Well, it would definitely help. I just mean economically it would be beneficial because at least you'd have some way of, like, sustaining, in terms. come or generating. Oh yeah, I'm agreeing with you like

Yeah, and like No, I'm not like a hippie-dippy Like, they would solve everything man Free the weed bro Yeah, some people like over like Like I remember like some people like During their appeal the eight stuff

Or like why even bother Just lay guys weed Like what do you mean What does that got to do with anything? Yeah as if like a woman That's like What do I want Reproductive rights are like

Do I want to smoke A old dude yeah obviously a woman would choose weeds yes because like if you're stoned who cares if you're pregnant them all right yo you got a fetal fatal abnormality take a hit from the bong bitch oh yeah then you'd be having those munchies

yeah and you're eating for two now taco bell baby yeah yeah yeah and it would like um cut down on rape as well Imagine a stoned rapist Hey, get back here, man Yeah I got a raging boner It would probably fix out

Like paedophilia Who is gonna molest the child Well, they're stoned Yeah If you've got Pretty old blunch Smoking a Scooby-Duby While watching Scooby-Doo with some children

You're grooming But no, then you'd forget about them Because you're so stoned You forget you've got kids in the room Oh dude, that dog totally taught man hey where'd they go yeah i don't know every stoner sounds like that as soon as you're gonna sound like that as soon as you spoke a joint you sound like this man yeah you're right it's pretty gnarly it would fix people's accents it would what else could we we'd fix mass shootings yeah again like um

couldn't like do a mass shooting when you're high uh or it could be pretty cool we're just giving them more ideas you ever drive stoned oh yeah all the time like obviously you shouldn't oh of course you're driving stone like you're really into it yeah because you got like you're really focused you're like okay

gotta just pay attention to everything yeah um although like there have been times and I've been on like the M50 high shit and it's like oh I should not be doing this

yeah I haven't done a long time just recently though someone gave me a cannabis capsule and I took it and I kind of forgot about it yeah then I was driving home I listened to Fleetwood Mac

and I was like she is I'm enjoying this a bit too much I haven't like blinked in a while Oh, God. Yeah. Was it strong, like, did you really fucking...

I wasn't, like, Gonzo. Like, I was just kind of like, I was having the effect buzz in a good, enjoyable buzz. Oh, okay, that sounds good. Like, I was really enjoying tinking. That's really easy as well. You just literally bang the capsule, and a couple hours later, you just, like, get high. If it's fun while driving, it would be fun doing a mass shooting. Yeah, you're probably right.

But I don't do it. Don't do it. Ear, driving or mass shootings. Yeah, you hear that, Dorman? Yeah. Do you ever think there'd be a mass shooting in our... until you sober up and then do it. Is it just a matter of time until...

Oh, yeah. That's why... We have a mass shooting. Like, we joke about it now, but we'll have to take a episode down when actually happens. We get blamed for... We're like the Marilyn Manson of Columbine.

They blame us for the mad shooting. I know what? If that happened, all right, and the shooter had us's manifesto. Thanks. Thanks for the recognition. Good for publicity. Thanks.

It's good to know someone's listening. Yeah. Yeah. It would just be... Talon is the only listener. This is like their version of... Catcher in the Rye. They go out and shoot all the phonies who just happen to be of a different ethnicity.

Catcher in a Rye? I read that ages ago. What, it's just a kid who goes around? Yeah, he's depressed. Does he get a hooker? He gets a hooker. Nice. He thinks he's like the only one who can save children from like the pitfalls of adulthood,

blah, blah, blah. He's just a whiny little con to be honest. Holden Caulfield. But anyway. Holding Caulfield. Yes. Hold, hold, hold cock. Hold cock.

Yeah. Hold cock. There, there you go. Nailed it. Yeah. Yeah, you should submit a packet to Fallon. Yeah. I got that and I was also thinking recently, okay?

Yeah. You know, Jeff Bezos. What about Jeff Gaisos? Again, Brian. Literary genius. Jeff Gaisos. You are the Oscar Wild of your time. Jeff Bezos, Jeff Gaisos.

And like, he's a powerful man. He is. As soon as I whispered those words, he'll crumble out into the eater. his meaty empire is done he's been dethroned he just turns to dust he's the most powerful man in the world

that's true yeah so tell me the richest man and rich means powerful that's true oh he could have people killed he could yeah he seems nice enough but eventually

nobody who can like sit at the top of like a multi-billion corporation can be a nice person it's just not fathomable it's just not possible Brian it is like if you're that rich like you got to you got to be a cunt you got to cover your ends and you got to like you know

I'm just saying Because everybody be coming after you Trying to get some of that sweet sweet cheddar Even your own children like Yeah can't trust them You can't You can't Well I do every few years

Why I was number one Is I invite them to a meeting All right Yeah And I'd say like they're walking And I'm standing at the table Yes Oh Brian

Brian you're not moving Brian Then they tap my face And it's cardboard And they're like, wait a minute And then they turn around the doors are locked And then I'm outside

Okay, of the glass And I got my feet up in the window And I'm holding a gun And I'm firing everyone, okay? And then I turn to the camera Because there's a camera there In my imagination And I go, um, chiching

So in this scenario That you carry out every number of years Do you mortally wound your children With the onslaught? Oh, this is children with business partners That's how rich I am is that they know like we're probably going to get assassinated in three years time but we still want to be his business partner because he's like he's such a cool guy

he's damn good at what he does yeah yeah yeah pio piao and uh no one you know jeffesos wouldn't fuck at me no he wouldn't he may have you done for hate crimes that's uh homophobic what you just say no he's not he's straight he's got a wife who took half of shit into divorce oh really she took half yeah oh god that is sick man that is a ridiculous law not to get old bill burr about it like yeah why are they entitled to half their shit like it makes no sense especially nowadays if it's all about equality and stuff do you know what i mean but anyway i think i think we can maybe end on this i yeah okay so and this is another fantasy i have all right that's a very fantasy

latent episode yeah okay yeah obviously you have to go to this and this is so weird i will think about this and shear myself up sometimes okay so i'm always paranoid about a woman taking my stuff. I've issues at women, all right? I think they're all lying to me and they're all laughing about my small penis, all right? They're all pointing and laughing. Writing jokes about it. Yeah. Every single woman

in the world it's like the Truman show. They're all talking amongst themselves. They're all looking at me, all right? Okay, my revenge against these women is, so when I get rich women will be after me trying to steal my money they won't love me for me no obviously no

after they hear this okay so um um this young one be after me so i'm like in i'm like 90 let's say i'm really old and disgusting right i've got like liver spots and i keep vomiting blood and shit i'm in a wheelchair yeah and i can't even talk i'm just like don't you love me or are you a whore like okay and I date this young one and I know

she's taking me how young oh well see I'm so powerful in my imagination I've changed the age

of class I I've I've successfully I I know I'm president

okay and you've changed the age of consent I ran on a campaign of like do you believe

in freedom Well, let's lower this shit down to 12. Double digits is good enough, right, guys? No, no, no. She's 24. She's my age now. She's 24, okay? She's young, she's pretty.

Not too pretty, though. No, why's that? Just because I'm not, don't be superficial. Oh, okay. She actually, she, um, oh, I tell you what, okay, this is how nice I am. She's actually a burn victim. Ah, okay. Yeah, she got her face burnt off in an accent when she was young, right?

Yeah. But she's got a real nice soul. and she's a, she's a rapper. Okay. She's a very interesting young woman. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Her name's DJ Bernie face. All right. So, honey, we're getting side tracked, all right? So this woman, or Dane for ages, and I know she's, and she's fucking, the gardener and shit like that. Yeah. And people when she's on tour. Okay. And I keep going like, oh, no, we're going to get marriage.

We're going to get married. Okay. We're going to get married. So I spend years with her. All right. And I keep going like, yeah, we're going to get married. I hate signing pre-nups, okay. I hate signing pre-nups, all right?

Yeah. And then we get married. And she's like, oh, yeah, he's going to die soon. I'm going to get all his money, all right? And then on the day, the wedding night, okay? I'm like, hey, guess what, bitch? And I put a gun to my mouth, and I blow my head off. And this is impressive, because before I've known you, I, like, I've been training for weeks to use my arms.

Oh, stem cells have been involved. Because I'm so old, okay? Yeah, yeah. And I go, goodbye. I just blow my head off, okay? Good back, flow the world. And I get, blood goes all over, burnt, face, all right?

And she's like, holy shit, well, at least I get his money now. Turns out, I waste all my money on gambling. So that's what she gets. She inherits all your debt. Yeah, yeah. And loan sharks come after her and burn her face even more. Which ironically makes her pretty. Because that's how it works.

I've seen cartoons. Yeah, yeah. And that's what I think, that's Brexit for you. Yeah, that's Brexit. It's a hot tamale. Yeah. Hot potato. And that's about it, Liz.

That's about it. well let's end it there let's end it there well this has been it's been fun i had fun it's been a fun episode and i look into my mind yes and uh one of many things that we could possibly get in trouble for in the future and i look forward to that i hope so yeah i hope so too anyway all right as we say in the podcast good luck and do not commit hey crimes andrew dormant yeah specifically talking to you good luck bye