Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 153 : Killer Killer Ezra Miller

Episode Date: April 8, 2022

We tried but failed.....

we're going now you're going now perfect yeah James is feeling okay he was saying you kind of shot his wad during a Patreon figuratively and literally that's right

you were doing great stuff on the Patreon I was zigging I was zagging I was zuck bopping around I was morque yeah I was morke

and Mindy simultaneously you're doing everything I was morke and Mindy and the Fongs but it's kind of like after sex now you're just smoking

is that a joint or what is that now it's a cigarette Just a siggy, okay? Just a siggy. And you're a bit tired now, and you're irritable and angry. And I can't find my wallet, and you're going to be like, come on.

You know, we've been through this before. Yeah. You're drinking a monster, a free monster. What happened there? I went to the shop. And there's a bloody carnival. It was fucking Mardi Gras. It was Carnival.

A bullie, bali-mun Mardi Gras outside the Eurospor Man. What was going on? I don't know. What was good? Man, I walked up, okay, I'm just strutting around, okay? I'm feeling good. There's big, there's big fucking balloons and stuff.

Do you know those kind of men that they're blowy men? Oh, wacky wavy inflatable arm flailing two men. Yes, exactly. Nailed it. Yeah, that reference. While I was smoking. God, could I have been any cooler than, that was the coolest moment of my life.

I nailed that family guy reference while smoking a siggy. I am such a dude. Dude's rock. They do rock, yeah. The older I get the more we're fucking rock, you know? I go up there there's like hot girls

on the back of like a pickup truck it's like the Opie and Anthony boss they've got their tints out they're all

throwing out monster and another girl not as attractive is having now tato yeah yeah and the boss

is like come on Susie you know you're not supposed to be eating these just give them back I wasn't

they're in no one's well they're in your braces I can see look I know your dad and I did

a tour in Desert Storm together that only gets you so far so we go I was like okay they're getting out all this shit

they go inside they're getting out free pastries and like free sausages You know what And you said Do you want to come to the shop with me And I said no I need to go take a big shit

Yeah I missed out What a metaphor for life I say yes It's like the movie yes man Yeah You're uh Jim Carrey and yes man Yeah

He made a girl kill herself too Yeah But they're getting up so much shit And you know, normally it's like you take one. Like, go on, take more. Yeah. Like, they literally handed me a Patreon or eat it. And I was like, okay.

But so funny is there's always, like, junkies hanging outside looking for chains. Yeah, they got rid of all the junkies. They killed the junkies and put them in the inflatable tube man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why is that inflatable tube man got a needle in his arm? What's going on here? You know the way for any of the big events with the Olympics to kick out all, like, the poor people? Yes.

Like, they literally have, like, squads, like, fucking SEAL Team 6 that go. and kick out all the poor people. Yeah, and then they dump their bodies in the ocean, but there's nothing weird about that, is there? No, you'd be a wacky conspiracy theorist to point out the facade. But anyway, yeah. What did you have done with him like, Osama?

I don't know. Take a wee picture. Give us a look, come on. We got to see Gaddafi with a knife up his hole and we got to see Saddam hiding in the drain pipe or whatever. He was hiding in a fucking septic tank. It was pretty wacky, wasn't it?

Yeah, yeah. But, yeah. old Osama I mean he deserved a he deserved a one last mugshot I feel he was a bit of a wronging wasn't he oh he was a he was a silly sausage but they were given out giving out sausages they're giving out pastries you know what's funny now I'm gonna go over there like when it's late and it's all winded down yeah sad and like I'm just I'm picking up sausages off the ground can I have this no the hot girls have gone yeah so I really did miss out there yeah took a big shit. They were giving me so many pastries

man. Like I was trying to order food and like eat another and I was like, please stop. They're like shoving in my mouth. Let them eat cake. Yeah. Me think the lady doth protest too much. And I left and I was feeling great after it. Music playing. There's a lot of men in suits standing watching. Oh really? Yeah. And then Travis Bickle

is there. Henry Crinkle is my Yeah. Yes. Oh, baby. You are back. The cat dog is on fire tonight. You said to me. He was tired to do. did look at well you you you brought up free sausages that just perked me right up man you're like running out of the butchers by big string of them you're like get back here oh yeah oh georgie porgy puddin and pie kissed the girls and made them cry

when the boys came out to play georgie porgy ran away remember that middle yeah nursery what does that mean that's a bit uh what's the subjects there but anyway sorry remember last night when you were sleepy i was talking to you about like you know fairy tales of meaning yeah yeah yeah deep subconscious meaning yeah

so like the one I always remember okay groomer yeah the one I always think about is Little Red riding Widing Hood Red by Jonathan Ross Little Red Widing Hood

I fuck your great daughter Widing Hood yeah this is actually from Russell Brand it's the one getting this from

oh okay so Little Red riding hood you're one of his 5.3 million waking wonders and a waking wonder I wake up every day, like, hello, world.

Are you tired of the facade that we're all being spoon fed by the mainstream media? They came after cocky-lucky and now they're coming off to me. Yes. So, um... Yeah, so that's actually about a girl going through puberty and the menstrual cycle. Right, okay. Because the, you know, the vicious beast, that's to represent the nature. Okay.

Yeah, your naturalistic subconscious, the animal side of you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. coming over pussy And then what about the big woodsman with the big axe That's the desire for men It's masculinity

And you know the granny That's the fun The only way she has to get Through the woods To the granny That's old age Oh she's progressing Through life

To get the granny That's the final step Of motherhood And then is the wolf Dressed as the granny That's death Yeah death Yeah it's like

You think it's old Granny in the cottage But no it's just death It's not granny in a cottage It's you In a nursing home Pissing yourself Getting fingers

by a guy from fucking Venezuela. Hello, Miss Hazard. Granny or two, let me touch you. Oh no, please. Get him away. Yeah, I mean, you don't understand. It's a fairy tale, all right? I can't think of any other fairy tales,

but do all have, like, deep meanings. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, because a lot of them kind of, we got the sort of... The Hans Christenderson's. Yeah, we got the sort of westernized, Americanized versions, but the originals are all like German.

It's like, that once you was a little boy who liked to eat page. but then a pie eat him the end go to bed like a lot of them are about the children like the real version

like the children would get eaten at the end like you know oh they had a gingerbread house like this is fun okay and the children were sodomized but then they burn the old witch in the oven

now what other old what other people ended up in an oven what's the subtext there what a race of people like making gingerbread houses come on gingerbread settlement

gingerbread concentration caps Auschwitz was made of gingerbread and gum drops Yeah We're getting a bit wild here Yeah Let's rain in I'm saying like this is good

You're back You're back a bit too much here Okay Let's rain it back Why are we talking about fairy tales again I don't know Should we just move on on something else? Yeah

The census Oh right okay Yeah now you're downstairs You're getting pretty freaked out By the census I don't they're all trying to monitor us man big brothers coming in to what's me to mind my peas and cues and cues they're going to put a census chip in my balls yeah so i've never done us i've never filled out

of census form in my life your mother must done it yeah i'd say so yeah you can get like fine big money i didn't know you get fined 40 grand apparently i thought if someone asked me like how much think you find i would talk maybe like 200 yeah 50 quid yeah yeah but no it's like big but that's if you really dig your feet in the ground if you go all like Dolores Cahill about it, you know, just like, ah, you're taking away my civil liberty. Well, you know why they don't want to do it? And this is true,

okay? And it's very, very true, okay? Hit us, brother, hit me with the knowledge. This is the government trying to find out how many people in each house, all right? So what they want is, they're going to pack your house full of immigrants. Okay. Yeah. So if they see, like, oh, there's one bed here

and James sleeps in this big bed all by himself, go about nine immigrants in the bed with you. Now, the Ukrainians, is it? Oh, no. No. No, a new type of immigrant. You've never even heard it before. They developed them in a lab.

They're just releasing them out into the wild. Yeah, yeah. So the census, we've got to fill in the census form. I've got a lot of bills coming in. I have no money. Well, wait, the census, you're adding that as if that's a problem, that's a problem. What? You just have to fill in some shit.

Exactly, yeah. You're like, I've got census and bills. What is this? Fucking communist China. They want me. Why? Why do they need us to fill in the census? Well, I know a guy, he's a big census head. Okay.

Yeah, he's actually working, apparently get big money working for a census. Oh, yeah? Like 3,000. Uh, week? A month? All together. What? If you work for his census, you get 3,000.

And how long? Cash in hand. How long? No questions asked. A few brown envelopes. Yeah. I think it may be like three weeks. That's pretty sweet. Yeah.

That is pretty sweet. And all you got to do is just walk around, knock on doors, giving you sense. this and if you're not there just put it through a letterbox easy but then you have to collect this don't you think yeah okay yeah and like

so what happens if you fill it in wrong or what happens then I think you can play dumb okay oh I got that one in the back pocket put on the old football helmet

hello no no now hang on there's a time capsule section there is yeah what is this about that's a fun quirky section

that you'll love is this a new thing it's a new thing brand new I think we're the first country to ever do this yeah okay so we're really paving the way here

There's a thing in the back, a blank page You can put anything you want in it I got a blank page, baby And I'll write the N word That Taylor Swift song Probably can do that, yeah And that's what she wants it to write after Kanye upstaged her

Right But you can write it there In 100 years from now 100 years We're going to open it We're going to see what James Cadden taught I mean I'm pretty sure There's not going to be a world

In 100 years You know Probably, yeah No one was like As they're like fighting like the cockroaches And that I wonder what James Catton was thinking. I'm just going to write

best of luck, pal. Apparently the most popular one was mail for Sam. Now, when we're all in concentration camps, we open up, that gives a good laugh, won't it? Keep up the morale, yeah, yeah. I think, yeah, so, but people are taking issues like, oh, they only want to know how many rooms are in the gaps so they can pack it full of immigrants.

Immigants, yeah, yeah. And it's not just that, they're going to do all sorts of weird stuff. Oh, really? yeah yeah oh i couldn't even like you know you know your asshole yeah well you don't own that anymore that belongs to the government yeah okay well you know people say they're welcome to people give the government a lot of shit but have you heard about the basic artist income you were telling me about this yeah yeah apparently artists now can get like free money off the government sweet i might apply for this you're not gonna get it definitely not you are not the

right type no i'm not gonna say anymore but you are not the right type i don't uh meet the criteria. You don't take any of the boxes. What if I have a limp? I can limp it up a little bit, you know? But yeah, if you're an artist, an artist, I should say, sorry, you get 230 euros from the government a week. That's more than the dole. Yeah, that's awesome.

They deserve it more. You know that working class, cunt? What's he ever done? Ben, if I'm out there, I'm making the world a better place, bringing light into darkness with my comedy. Yeah, some worthless cunt who works in the box factory and that got shut down, okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe, it's like learning the code. It's like that.

Is it my fault that you had three kids and one of them needs insulin? Maybe plan shit out a bit better. You can't do a one-woman show, can you? Dumb cunt. I'm going to Edinburgh this year. I need the, the wonga, the cash, the pennies and dollars. I don't want to sound mean here, but I've met a lot of artists. None of them deserve money.

Yeah. None of them deserve, like, even like, to be in the hospital. They should be, they should be paying us. Yeah, exactly, yeah. They were like, but isn't this, now, I've had this argument with a few people. I personally feel like a lot of the kind of like arts assistant stuff

is basically a way to funnel money to middle class children that's basically the way I see it where you see very few like working class shit going on and if it is a working class thing

it's kind of thing we're like okay fuck it we'll teach them Shakespeare all right okay I'm just like they'll do it like for a week to be like look we're doing it and now there's like a working class kid

who like you know he knows a little bit of Othello oh damn spa Yeah, you're just the ghost At the feast paul, yeah And a lot of them as well A lot of people getting Give us your pound of flesh there

Mercutio The blatant shylocks coming round Yeah We have a lot of junkies that know Like, that's all my Shakespeare knowledge right there That's good, yeah My horse, my horse The Kingdom for a Horse

Oh yeah Yeah, that's another one of you Alas poor Horatio Alas poor Noric Norik, I knew him Horatio A man of infinite chest yeah

alas poor Denzel Washington but a lot of like the middle class cons who are getting like government funding for shit

all right like a lot of them like their dads are ministers and shit yeah yeah yeah exactly it's very dodgy to me

I do not like the idea at all and this day and age isn't that all that's a very antiquated thing now with like Patreon and

yeah also here's the thing now let's say hypothetically whatever about me not meeting certain criteria I was joking

about that, by the way. The government would love... Okay, relax. Jesus Christ. Woo! I was joking, the government would love you. You're really choked on your own monster there. But, like, if you have a job, does that mean then you're not

entitled to the basic income? Oh, no, you're going to get it anyway. Oh, really? If you're a job, you need even more. Okay. Because you're all stressed out. Exactly, yeah, yeah. I'm definitely applying for this. From your barista job. Fuck it, man. I'm going to apply. I'd be quite interesting how, what the process is like. Yeah. You probably got to jump through hoops

and you probably have to be like, um, like what'll be the perfect show for them now so I'll have to be in Asgwalga okay so it'll be like you're gay you're gay as Gwilga and something else like You're missing a limb

Yeah you're like you're an orphan Yeah yeah yeah It has to be like nine different things You get yeah Other people are just going and be like Hello I'm from Monaghan Yep

Whoa you need it We're actually gonna give you double Here you go You don't have to do anything I don't know how it works well, like, is it like college where you need to have like stuff? Like, is like you have to present like, I want to do this and give me funding.

Like, okay, yeah, yeah. Well, I think about... Actually, funny enough, a mate of mine who was on the stag that I was on, he's like, he just received funding from the government to like pursue PhD in music. And he was... Now, why is he though, okay, great, yeah, that's what we

need. More music. I hate music. Okay. Well, he was giving me advice. He was saying that you and I should apply for this type of funding and that he was going to like, because he's already went through the channel so he could like advise

us and guide us how to do it. Oh yeah, I like him now. Oh do you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well no, like I'll joke inside. We don't deserve government funding like. I know but I mean if they're going to get some, why don't we I, if I was in charge I would cut all that. I mean

to be honest Brian let's call a spade of spade here. I don't think you're going to last in tealings so you need this money. No, no, I'm going to win them all over. Yeah,

yeah. Head over to Patreon to find out why. Find out why, you know. Boy, everyone hates me.

But I'm cool, though. I'm always shucking and joiving around the place, yeah. I was like, look at my dancing. And I'm dancing.

They're like, ignoring me. I'm like, come on, please. Yeah, yeah. You got one sparkly glove. I'm getting all sweaty. Okay,

so yeah, let's, well, I'm definitely going to look into this basic income for hobos. Yeah, I'm here for the hobo income.

Workless narcissistic cuns, yeah Well, no, people do think like Hey, during a pandemic, what were you looking at? Oh, yeah, that's right. Art music. Yeah. So, yeah, eat your tongue. Yeah.

Hey, I'm all for it. You're the one who said anyone who likes music should be shot. Yeah, that is a direct quote. Stick, boy it actually. Ah, yeah, but it's good now, you know. Well, you want to talk about next? I got all sorts of stuff here.

Hit me, well, give me something. I got hair cut by a lesbian. I think it's a nice hair cut. I liked it a lot. Your lady friend didn't seem too keen on it. Well, yeah. Oh, you don't want to talk about that. Jesus Christ.

Oh, my God. She just gets a little bit angry sometimes. You're a bit Orwellian here. There's so many things I'm not allowed to talk about. Yeah. No, she just wasn't. I tried to send a picture of my hair coat. Yeah.

And I thought my woman would be all like, I want to suck it right now. I'm creamy some of her. She was just like, why do you cut it like that? I was like, fucking, why do you have to undermine me? me every time. I get it from James I get it from you. It looks good. I'm compliment you, you fucking asshole. It was a good lesbian did

as well, a nice butch one. Good. I do like the butch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, exactly, you know, just like Ron Sil, you do. Does exactly what it says on the tin. She was cool. I won't say where it was now, but you walk in, it's a cool vibe. Some barbershops, okay? There's always

about six guys in there. None of them are getting their hair cut. Yeah, they're just hanging out. You know, there's like pale ale, IPA in little colorful cans somebody's playing the new Dixie Chicks record or something. They're just called the Chicks now. Oh really? You know that? Yeah. They're the chicks and that

the drummer from what's it called, the Food Fighters. Oh yeah. They work with them as well. Taylor Hawkins. Taylor Hawkins, yeah. Oh fuck one of the receptionists where I work, he got called a fascist this week. Really? Yeah, because someone came in and they were like, you should be playing classical music and we're playing

food fighters. What? Yeah, and they're like it is not the right atmosphere here. Who said this? I have the guests I know. In the factory? Yeah, yeah. There's like a place you can sit down and have coffee and stuff. And he was like because he was a couple. A couple? Yeah, this is not the right atmosphere.

Where are they from? I don't know. Some fucking bottom feeding Euro trash scum. Yeah. Could you please play Wagner? Oh, you anti-Semite? You're a self-hating June. I am that Jewish. A likely story.

Yeah. Yeah. It was like playing something else. And the guy was like, I'm not in charge of music. I'm a receptionist. And they were like, they call him a fascist then. A fascist. Yeah, because a foo fighters. Because of food fighters. Must have been their later stuff, wasn't it? That was pretty accurate. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, this one, this

butch lesbian, really cool. Man United fan. Yeah. Oh, you got a bit of banter, a bit of chats. A bit of funny. She was actually, I really like this. I love this. She was complaining about her girlfriend. A real bitch, apparently Yeah, what's she said? Difficals, real difficult. They're planning the wedding now

And she's been a big bridezilla About the whole thing Yeah, she's show you a picture She's like, I couldn't give a fuck Alright, she's like, oh, should we do this? Should we do this? What's the song? What's the dress?

Would you fuck off? My job is to stay that fuck away from you. Nice. She rocks. Look, I said dudes rock. I was wrong. Lesbo's rock. Lesbo's rock.

Lesbo's the right type of Lesbo. Not the wrong Lesbos. Much like the. artist funding you have to mean a certain criteria to get the Brian and James seal of approval I was in charge Lesbo funding

that's what I do No homeless charity Is Lesbo offensive? No, there's Lesbo Island Isn't there? You mean? Oh, Lesbos. Oh, ho ho!

Good one there? Yeah. No, I thought it was... I thought Lesbo Island was a tea. Oh, really? It's been a joke from a lesbian I heard. As in Lesbos... I've been hearing a lot

about lesbines lately. Yeah, are they back? A lot of lesbines in my life. I thought they were dying down, okay? I thought the Puerto Ricans were taking over. But yeah, this lesbian now, she's... I thought the lesbians went the way of the dodo, you know. She has a dog called Kobe.

Kobe? Yeah. Man, that's awesome. She's awesome, man. Yeah, I'm getting my hair cut there. The only problem I have with her, and this is kind of half my problem and half her problem, is I came in a bit hungry. Okay.

So I was like, I'll do me shopping after my haircuts. So it was a little bit hungry already, and she did take quite a long time. Okay. And she was doing a lot of actouts. Oh. yeah like she was talking about how like she loves to you know she doesn't do that fancy dancing she's like to be bopping okay and she was like she stopped cutting my hair and just start pretend dancing for a bit yeah that's not what you want somebody to do when they have like a razor

and scissors next to your head just sort of like yeah yeah and they box little box big fish little fish cardboard box yeah and then she was like you know there's no kids allowed their wedding okay not gonna have kids in there i like that's gonna be a bit wild that's a good rule she was like shrine the biggest fucking kid there you know and she was saying that like whenever there's kids around she always like fakes wrestles with them okay okay okay okay yeah it's cool it's cool especially if you don't know the children she just goes to the local park yeah no but she was like but here's thing she started like doing like wrestling moves with no one yeah just in the place okay so she's like starting to think

this person is a little bit unhinged actually well it was just taking a long long time yeah Yeah, yeah. And also I didn't like, she was doing a lot of banter with other guys in the place as well. And I didn't, I didn't know if I should join in or not.

Okay. But it was all about like, you know, I'd hear what Keith did. And I was like, no, who's Keith? Who's his Keith?

You mean there are others? I thought we were special. I feel left out. But yeah, it was a good time now. Yeah. I came out feeling good about myself. And of course then life

grinds you down. Yeah, you were really, you had a real pep in your step for a few days there. It was good to see, but yes. Well, she's talking about next now.

We're going to talk about Goodfellas later on. Okay. That's going to be like the pie. Right. You know Tiffany Haddish supports a dictator? I have heard something about this.

Yeah, she's a bit fucking goofy though. She's a bit weird. Yeah, she's quite weird. I think someone, I was reading an interesting thing where they were saying that like, I think celebrities are becoming more unhinged than even usual now. Yeah, yeah.

Because for a while they are, they had Trump to kind of like go like okay we have the enemy here that's the target take your shots and now we can all pretend they were good people by being like you know Trump you know what you know what rhymes with Trump Trump there I got him

you know you're right with Trump Hunt bag kind of but now that he's gone a lot of them kind of feel bit aimless now and they've tried to go on different like social movements but they're not getting the kind of like reward them anymore yeah the dopamine's

wearing off and now they're going a bit Spaz. So this, yeah, this dictator, is it a Ugandan or? He's some African dictator.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And apparently he's like, the UN are like, he's a bad man. Yeah, like he's like, take his name out your mouth.

Yeah, like he's legit carried out sort of war crimes and atrocities, but she was over there. I think she wrote a book and she kind of gave a big shout out

in the book, right? Yeah, I think she dedicated the book to him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And people are like, why are you saying that? It's like,

don't be talking to me, girlfriend. I think she, her whole thing is like, kind of like, a bit like the interview, actually. She went over and he was nice to her. And I was like, hey, seems like a cool guy, you know. Yeah, yeah. We all, you know, me, him, Franco, we're all hanging out playing ping pong.

Did you see her, like, a red carpet interview at the Oscars? She got real salty with the interviewer. Yeah, so like the interviewer, like, it was just kind of like a slip of the tongue. She meant to say, I like your outfit, but she said costume. It's like, oh, I really love your costume. And Tim was like, ain't no costume, honey. There's a $25,000, this is money,

this is power, this success, this is what it looked like, this what it looked like, and like the interviewer was like, oh yeah, so what did you think of a I'll tell you what it, you know, she's just like real and then she came out and we're 11th. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then your one ass, what about the Will Smith thing?

And she was like, I loved it. More men need to be standing up for the women. I hope Jada takes him home and gives them the good stuff tonight and all this shit. Well, she definitely didn't. She, no. I mean, she went home and got the good stuff, but Will wasn't involved.

I hear that, you know, August, one of the guys who was fucking her, I hear he's, like, starting up his music career again because there'd been so much renewed interest in him. Yeah, after the... Did you ever watch that Red Table Talk interview? I have not, no. Man, it is fucking...

I got about four minutes then. It's painful. But isn't it very much like, I feel? Yeah. August and I had our entanglement, and we healed each other with our bodies, and he's just there like, right right yeah pretty sweet yeah yeah i definitely want to kill myself he is he looks i mean you've

seen the memes obviously but like it's fucking painful that it really made me for the first time feel legitimately bad for will smith i can kind of see why he's sort of spazen out here like you know because he can't hit her yeah so ideally he'd want chris rock in like a wig in the dress yeah or lack of a wig i guess shave it off one's Chris Rock Skinhead Chris Rock You know there's a thing

going around Because you know In Scientology They promote slapping Oh really You've seen that thing No That was going around

For a bit So in Scientology Apparently they promote If someone's really You know Pissing you off And disrespecting Your family

And your religion They encourage you to slap You know Like most religions They're like you know Turn the other cheek Or cut their head off You know

You know they're all Peace Help them with rocks Till their blood Comes out of their nose Exactly They're all peaceful you know

but this one is like encouraged sometimes you have to slap not like even like like slap to hurt just slap to show a dominance yeah or like kind of as a sign of disrespect to them

yeah yeah kind of like back in the day that the glove and you slap them with the glove no of course I think I mean that's an interesting theory the more logical one is that

this was a clear case of an Illuminati humiliation ritual that's what was going on two black men basically a mandingo fight on the world stage. It was an Illuminati

humiliation ritual to appease Moloch and the gods of the old times. And it's an Uncle Ben looking cunt. No, but that is just a fun little goofy theory that of course gets thrown around.

I like those fun goofy theories. They're very harmful, but they're goofy. I mean, they're slowly eroding the fabric of my mental sanity but hey I'm having a good time yeah you want to talk about

I like this when we can go through stuff now yeah yeah that's good Ezra Miller yeah now Ezra Miller is someone I've hated for years

okay the reason I hate Ezra Miller is there's another guy I think his name's oh what the fuck is his name now he's some dumb cunt actor

you definitely haven't even heard of me he's on like the new tick show and he's been on a lot podcast he's on a podcast called the blank check I think his name's like David Griffith

okay you definitely don't know him he's a really really unfunny county actor all right but he's like he's like a comedy

actor okay but he just does like the whole like I'm a nerd I'm so actor you know what those guys are

always big rapists yeah they are every single time without fail oh crazy he was in a movie called oh consent

I'm sorry yeah does not compute uh bazinga but he was in a movie called Draft Day you ever heard that with Kevin Costner

no it's a good movie it's all I think I've told you about this and you didn't listen to me. Oh, I'm supposed to remember every single thing we've talked about. Yes, you're going to make meticulous notes.

Okay, right, right. It's about the NFL draft and Kevin Koster's in charge of, like, the key. Yeah, okay, I do, yeah, sure. Oh, I totally remember. Well, he's in that anyway, and he's, like, meant me to comic relief, but, like, it literally's like, hey, can you do that? He's like, um, uh, okay, oh, I've dropped by Stapler. He's a young guy then?

Uh, no, he's one of those guys, he's about 40 now. Oh, but he's still playing, like, he's still got, like, a baby face. Yeah, skinny jeans. flannel shirt and hemorrhoids. Yeah. But anyway, so just to bring him back to Ezra Miller. Yeah. So he was like, man, I actually did improv with Ezra many years ago.

And Ezra is one of the funniest people you'll ever. You wouldn't even know because he does like those serious movies. Like we need to talk about Kevin. Which, I don't mean, credit or credit's you. Great movie and that's a great performance. It is. Yeah. Okay.

But he's like, man, when you talk to him, he's one the funniest guys. He's so funny. Yeah. Okay. And, uh, and you disagree? I always thought he was a, bit country because people people like women cream over guys like that yeah i was talking about like um you ever see those videos like esra miller being iconic for eight minutes yes those kind of videos yeah

like okay so there's that very video that went very viral a while ago where he starts just choking a woman in a shop yeah just like it initially starts it looks like they're kind of friends having a good time kind of play fighting and then he full on chokes her it throws her to the ground. I think there was another incident of him like slapping a woman in public. So he's got like a history of like... There was a bit of history. Assault against women. Exactly. And I always

thought it's a bit strange that like other people get done for much smaller stuff. But Ezra Miller, there always was these rumors Ezra Miller doing shit. Yeah. And people like, you know, it's a dorkable. It's funny. He's just being cute. He's just got social anxiety and he needs to choke a bitch in public.

But is Ezra Miller gonna have to choke a bitch? Ezra Miller as well they were in like fucking the Justice the Flash movies and all that okay

and the Flash movies they're doing like the fucking shit where he's like I'm the Flash I'm running fast Ezra was the kind of comic relief in those movies

though right? We don't do all the Josh Whedon dialogue yeah yeah Batman is a lot of nose isn't it okay yeah

and now he's running around Now they're running around. Oh, Slip of the tongue. I don't give the fuck. Fuck it. Well, actually, he's days are...

Zer. Zor. Zor it. Wouldn't you feel a bit bad? He's Zurich. He identifies as an insurance company. I'm Zurich. Look, people...

Yeah. You're annoyed up by your pint, okay? Yeah, leave me a little way. Pied of concrete so you can harden up. We hey! Lads, lads, lads. Doots rock. Doots rock.

I bet the lesbian, she'd be on my side. She would. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'd be all watching the footy to get. at her and we be fucking taking our cocks out. So what's the new I'm seeing more about Ezra Miller Yeah so now they're running around with like

with a knife. It's fun, you know. What a knife? Yeah, yeah. Running around Hawaii with a knife and they keep doing this cute thing where they break into people's houses and say, I'm going to kill your slut wife. Okay, I mean Ezra, he's definitely that, Ezra's a bit out there. Yeah, he's days, uh, really funny.

He's whatever, yeah, yeah, yeah. Days he's, uh, uh, like he was stay they were staying with someone okay yeah apparently this is a bit weird he's just like wand around the place all drunk just a couple walk past he's like can i stay with you and like yeah you're the flash oh wow okay so they leave day in there all right and then they are like run the burst into the house and he's there uh he's got a knife then they're doing that yeah you say i'm going to kill you day's slut white yeah but we can all like even if you misgendering all that like yeah yeah it's funny to like say i'm going to kill your slut white

We can all agree with that. That is funny. Why did Chris Rock said that? What about... Eddra shows up with my knife. I got him boss. No, I'm going to assume there's some kind of drug involved here. Like, is he just coked off his face all the time?

Apparently he's difficult to work with. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A little bit difficult. Like... And then they, he did a video where, like, he's going like... Oh, yeah, he's fucking... To the KKK. But, like, just a specific chapter of the KKK.

Yeah, so they're like, eh, he did. KKK, you better kill yourself, because otherwise me and my buddy is going to come around with guns and we're going to solve the problem. He's basically promoting, they're basically promoting vigilante day justice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But it's so weird that it was a specific chapter of, like, not just the entire KKK, just as one, all the rest. You give the rest of the KKK a bad name. If one of these is so, like, specific, like, hey, Greg, from the KKK, you can give me back my phone charger. Yeah.

so now I've decided racism's actually wrong um now any reason what's the like why the specific chapter or we don't there's no I need things with no contact I was so weird about it there was no investigation

I need this stuff okay it's almost like Louis taking his cock out it's a it's in the UN yeah so yeah I guess the mainstream media is kind of afraid to you know attack oh you all say it's like the main

I think it's just like Warner Brothers just pay someone off well that's the same thing you're right Actually, I'm agreeing with you. Sorry, I had a monster there. You do that a lot, though. You do that a lot, don't you?

Yeah, Paul Marsh actually said that, like, the untrained listener would think you're bullying me. Yeah. Well, actually, I'm doing something far more complex. Yeah, like, no, you're wrong. And then I ask, well, what's the right answer? Go, oh, no, probably what you said. I just get, I just get into...

I do that about three times an episode. I just get in the flow, though. I can't help myself, you know? I really, it's relationship problems, okay? You know, much like I feel for Will Smith, you know Yeah, well Even Jada wasn't sharing a bed

With three other people Jesus Anyway Yeah, so the Ezra stuff At the moment, okay DC Universe They're fucking They can't catch a break

See Marvel They're all big friends over there Yeah All the cool guys there You know Downey, Junior Ruffalo They're all hanging out Yeah

Johansson, you know Ruffalo's giving out about fracking. Yeah, exactly, yeah. Pretty sweet. But then over in fucking D.C., okay,

you got, Ben Affleck said he'd drink himself to death if he did another Batman movie. He literally said that. Henry, Henry Cavill wants to leave. He doesn't want to be Superman anymore.

Yeah, I also heard there was some rumors floating around about him. No, there isn't. Okay. I'll do this again. No, basically, he was like in his, like, 30s and he was dating

like an 18-year-old. Okay, right, right. Which is not illegal, okay. And I am doing that. And if anyone's got a problem that you can groove on it, all right? Sit and twist, baby. Dude's rock.

Amber Hurd, all that shit. Yeah, beating poor old Johnny Depp. Do you hear about the recent development? No. Right, so Amber Hurd hired a private investigator to dig up dirt on Johnny Depp. And now has come out that like Johnny Depp is like one of the nicest people in the world

and everyone had nothing but good things to say about him. And like he just would show up on set with a black guy. He's like, Johnny, you okay? Oh, yes, I'm totally fine. Everything's great. This is what Jack Sparrow does. We're not filming Pirates of the Caribbean. This is a city of light. Ooh. Yeah. So, yeah, so there's the Amber Hurd shit. So then does Cyborg, remember him? Yeah, he was the one who had a go at Joss Whed. Yeah, and then it's Josh Whedon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Josh Whedon. But he's, Josh is involved with both, right? Yeah. For some reason, he had a great time at Marvel. Yeah.

Of some reason, D.C. broke him and he was, like, but I think like everyone there is a cunt. Was Army Hammer in the D.C.? They were going to cast as Batman. Yeah, yeah. So you're right. It's just a lot of... Matt, Gail Godot is the terrible actress.

And also Israeli war criminal. She murdered Palestinian children because... And this is a direct quote, It was the only thing that got my pussy wet? Isn't that crazy? Isn't that crazy that she said that? In Time magazine. She said that during the Oscars.

Who else is there? Also, there's more Cuns involved in D.C. as well. Like, they just cannot catch a break. Yeah. It's always falling apart. Zach Snyder's daughter killed herself during production of Justice League.

Jesus, yeah. That was, uh, what, she was young, too, right? It was for sad. It was like,

she was like 15 or 16, yeah. Oh, man, that's rough. And, like, I can't even think of what else happened. But at the moment, there's pause, so they shot the entire new flash movie. Okay.

There's a new flash movie coming out with Michael Keaton and Ben Affleck As like Multiple Batman Yeah Exactly Are they doing like a Spider-Man

Exactly Yeah Yeah As the Flash goes Different universes Okay Why not Yeah exactly

Apparently they're trying To get Nicholson Oh wow Yeah That'd be too sad How sad They wheel him out He doesn't know where he is

Like Am I at the Lakers game Sure you are Jack You want to get nuts Let's get nuts Peanuts Peanuts over hey peanuts that's very good

I've actually been in the mood to watch the first two again Yeah man I would like I fucking loved Batman Returns when I was a kid Christopher Walking Danny DeVito

It's awesome Man Batman Returns I think it's getting A new appreciation now Yeah That was like they let Tim Burton Do wherever he wanted Yeah

The first one's a little restraints The thing is I kind of hate Tim Burton But I do like those early Batman's Yeah You know he's kind of I don't know He's a bit too

Oh look at this Oh Yeah it goes up his own ass That's not a really good representation It really wasn't No

Yeah Yo way Timber Yeah You know what Timber was like Wham! Wham! Zoop in the bat

Yeah but I don't know I just don't really dig his stuff Man Jack made so much fucking money off that first Batman

Nicholson? Yeah Oh I heard Points in the back end He had points in the back in back when it was like a kind of newish thing

Yeah I heard something like 80 million Really? Yeah something insane That's awesome man Keaton didn't get that.

Keaton was fucking still sucking dick afterwards. Mr. Mom, you know? Keaton actually, he was allowed to keep his Batman costume. Then he went down to Hollywood Boulevard and was handing out star maps. Hey, hey, how's it going, kids? Don't look at him, children. Just keep going, I'm Batman.

Sure you are, buddy. He's like, mommy, he smells like piss. And I like Michael Keaton, though. It's good to see him back in the fold. It's good that he's back now, yeah. I think he's like, is he nearly 70? He's, yeah, he's old enough, yeah. And he looks good. He kept it tight.

He does. And actually, I heard him, there's a podcast called the Bill Simmons podcast. Yeah. It's a sports podcast, okay? But it's fun because he will get celebrities, but they talk about sports. Okay, yeah. And because it's that, you get a different side of the celebrity. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And they kind of get a bit more relaxed. So I know Keaton, he's a big fan of, I think, the Pittsburgh Pirates. And he actually had it in his Batman contract that, like, he has to see all the games. Oh, nice. So I don't care. about your filming schedule. I have to be out of this suit and in that fucking chair, all right? Cunt. You can see it a nicer

way, Michael. I also heard, like, when he's fucking sexy dames, if they say Beetlechews three times, he comes straight away. That's my curse. Yeah, he's also a stand-up comedy. Stand-up comedian, yeah. He started, yeah, doing stand-up, like, back in the day.

It's funny. What's that movie with him and Henry Winkler? The Night Shift? It's like, they work and they set up a brothel in a morgue. That's it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's directed by Ron Howard one of his first movies. Yeah, I've always been meaning to watch that. I think me and you

are going to have a fun little film festival in your house, yeah. It's Tim Burton, Ron Howard weekend. I'm going to call him sick to work. And no one will care. No, no. Let's go into the next thing, all right?

So, yeah, just to finish it up, at the moment, D.C. have an emergency talks. Oh, really? Because they've shot the whole film and they're thinking, should we try and CGI someone else's face onto it? On to which character?

On to The Flash. Oh, because Ezra? Ezra's done the whole movie is the Flash. But, like, he hasn't really had any major, there's no real like big push to cancel him around than is there? Yeah, online there is.

Oh, is there? Yeah. Again, I'm not like... The fans don't like him. I think he's a bit... Consider it a bit of a loose cannon. Yeah. He's a bit wacky.

Ooh. So they're thinking what to do. do now. Some people want to get, you know there's a flash TV show? Yeah, that's different. Yeah, they want to get him on it. Oh, God. You call them up to the big leagues. Yeah, it's good, yeah.

It's kind of like when, yeah, it's a good analogy. Like, the baseball player gets done for steroids and the minor league guy comes off. Yeah, yeah, exactly, yeah. That's a very good analogy, thanks, man, thank you. I might just kill myself, but I'll never think of a better analogy. It's my thing as well. I can't take credit for it. Something that's been said before, you know,

called up to the big leagues. It's kind of a safe. I'm very easily impressed. I've got enough. Yeah, yeah. Okay, let's go on the next thing, all right. One in the pockets worth two in the hand. What?

I don't know either. Did you see the April Fool's joke? I know you saw it because I showed it to you. I burst into your house. You've sat me down and saying, are you prepared for the funniest fucking thing you'll ever see in your worthless, cunt life.

The old clockwork orange and you tied up and your eyes open please sir not Jimmy Kimmel

I can't take it sir please so picture this you're sitting down all right you've had a busy day work all right

your cunt daughter is going through a phase all right how much hair dies does she knees alright

okay and your wife you know that's not even get started on her right so you sit down you just want to

look at Kimmel all right and have a little laugh right the show starts it's fucking Fallon Fallon comes off

They switch places Yeah so Fallon presented Jimmy Kimmel's show and Kimmel presented Falans and that

It's an April Proof April April Fool's Brack It's so funny I can't even say it But yeah

So that was the big wacky gimmick We're like Wow It was I thought it'd be more excited I thought you'd be

rolled Like a seizure You rolled around It's pretty wild isn't it it was pretty fucking lame It's funnier

Because I thought They were shot Like near each other One's in New York Just in L.A. Yeah So he had to get Fallon Fly all the way

To L.A. It's like a 13 hour flight The whole time's like This is gonna be fucking hilarious Fallon's going mental He's like This is laughing out loud

Like the Joker He can He can't Yeah He hands him a car That says Please forgive me I'm a sick of fat

Alcoholic Yeah he's a big alcohol Yeah Jimmy Fallin But yeah I've heard that like it's not

like he's an alcoholic in the sense of like he's like got a lamp shade in his head and he's like Toga

Toulogat Lawrence Olivier Yeah he's just drinking just to get out of bed Yeah I can respect

Yeah yeah just to like play with troll dolls and shit Yeah I mean it's

it's I can't imagine it's a fun job that he has be quite stressful but it's so well paid it's you know golden handcuffs

I believe is the expression That's another good expression you came up with I came up with just there My God, I'm a genius. So you didn't like...

No, well, to be honest, like... Well, about the bit, no, here's the very funny bit now. He didn't even do much with it, though, didn't they? Here's the very funny bit, all right? Remember when Matt Damon, wink, wink, came out, yeah? That was just weird. It was Timberlake.

It was just in Timberlake, pretending to be Matt Damon, but instead of doing a Damon impression, he just acted like John Travolta in the fanatic. He was rocking back in Fort Weird. Oh, for Bloss. Red Sox, Red Sox, Red Boston. And now, did Damon go

on the other show? No. No. They didn't do that? No, that'll be too much now. Okay, right. That might break the network. That's, okay. Well, then that's even more confusing. Why did he pretend? Okay. I couldn't believe he didn't know who Geremo is. No. Well, no, I had seen him, but that was the most I'd ever seen him talk.

He kind of seems like he doesn't know where he is or what's going on. I don't think he knows. I don't think he realized they switched. I don't think he knows what the cameras are. I think he thinks he's in like immigration Yeah He's in ice The The electric horse that point at me

With the red light Is that the pinata It sure is Germo But don't touch it Okay let's go on something else now Also So you didn't like the Geroad Carmichael

No I didn't I like that a lot I have a soft spot for Girot Gerard is it car michael i believe who gives a fuck i don't care about him worthless gay guy yeah no like i i do like him a lot i have nothing against

coming out as gay that's fine i just didn't think it was very funny you know but whatever okay we'll go on something else then no i'm just like well come on i showed you julia yeah what is that now yeah okay but some old bitch who fucking it's a new tv show on hboh max all right about julia childs yeah so it's a tv show it's gonna be multiple seasons, all right? We can't get enough of this. About some old, rancid

bint cooking an omelette on telly for the first time. She broke all the, she was a boss bitch, all right? Was she? She was like dojo cat, all right? Dojo, pussy. So like... Consent does not belong in this dojo? So back in the day, set in like the 50s or

60s, okay? And they didn't have like women on TV cooking, all right? Yeah. So she goes on TV, this first episode, she goes on TV, promote her cookbook. and the guy, the host, like, just some bit unusual, Dave, we've got a woman who wrote a book.

Well, I don't think you could call it a book. It's a cookbook. And that's exactly how he says it. There is a lot of contempt and disdain in his voice. Yeah. And I was watching, like, I finally, the hero of the piece has emerged.

He's almost puking. He's like, a woman wrote a book. What, you're right with your own menstrual juice, did you? It's not going to touch me, is it? Just let it make the omelette and then get out. Yeah. That's a it right there. Yeah, yeah.

That's a zir omelette. So she starts cooking on the TV and everyone behind the scenes like, oh my God, what she's doing, this mad bitch is going to... At one point she bends over and the camera zooms in on her big fat arse. Yeah. Yeah. That's fun, wasn't it? No, yeah, so we were watched a bit of the first episode

because they just dropped it on YouTube for free. Yeah, free first episode. That's how much they believe in it. They get you hooked. Yeah, yeah. It's got Niles from Frasier. Looking very old, too. is old

Oh yeah I have to say now it didn't entice me I'm not a big like cooking show guy I've never been into any of that stuff I also hate women

so it's just not for me this whole thing Yeah exactly That was a joke by the way I feel I'm gonna burp there I drank too much monster Yeah yeah yeah I didn't even want the monster

Just do these hot girls I'll tell you shop And I thought if I get a monster They'll think I'm cool And then they suck me off You should have shotguned it right there And then are you okay Yeah I'm okay

I'm okay Yeah I'm okay yeah. I also had a lot of sausages and pastries as well. It was a weird mix. It all just went down my in one big like smoothie. Yeah, but your belly's looking a bit like Chernobyl right, a Chernobyl reactor right now, you know? And there's like some guy being like, it's okay. It's okay. It'll hold. Don't worry about it, Vladimir. He's fucking chip-chop. Don't worry about it.

All right now, my old pal, Vladimir, what about you? I like that, though, that They were all like cockney lads with Russian names. Yeah, yeah. That was fun. They're all like, got to pick a pocket or two. What else? What else?

I like going through all these little topics now. Yeah, it's speed round. We're doing good. Oh, we're at 49 minutes. Yeah, exactly. Go on quick. I'll tell you what. I'm having fun.

We were watching a little bit of reeling in the years. Yes. Now, I had noticed. Apparently they shot a movie in Kerry called Ryan's daughter. Okay. It's by the director of Dr. Chevalgo. Oh. And Lawrence of Arabia.

Wow. That's big names, okay? That is pretty big. So they made this movie Ryan's daughter. I think it's about a guy going to Ireland and he falls in love or some shit, all right? It does, the name Ryan's daughter does ring a bell. What is it, like 70s, 80s?

Oh, I think maybe like 50s or 60s. Oh, okay, right. 60s, maybe 63 or something like that. Right, right, right. I forget the name of the actor now. It's someone that you would half know. He wasn't like the biggest star. It's not like David Niven or something like that.

We know all you bros out there be fucking with Niven. The Niv dogs. The nivmeister. My nivers. Niver, please. How many times have we done that? Any word. What can we make sound like the end word, quick, come on.

Waffles, please. You're a waffle, rich, huh? Yeah, it doesn't make sense. Bicentennial waffle. I need more monster. That's fun. Yeah, yeah, exactly, yeah. Anyway, the little.

interesting fact I was going to tell you and then you ruined it You started it You said never first I never I never did that I never did not

They built a whole Irish town Okay for the movie Okay Shaw for six months And they had the whole town built And I don't mean like a prop town

A real town What Made out of stone You know And concrete That must have been Like insanely expensive Yeah

This is back when Studios had money Impractical Yeah What did they do with the town Well Here's the thing

they're like, okay, we can sell it to carry. Yeah. You know, we can do a deal. And they couldn't settle on a deal. It's just knocked it all down. That's insane. They knocked down, like, and I mean like a town. I mean there was like maybe like, um, like, uh, fucking like 11 houses and like a shop and everything.

That's bizarre, man. I know. It was back when, back then they were killing women. So. Were they? I assume, you know, like, I hope so. Yeah. The foundations were just laden with female skulls.

Yeah. Any kind of cone to try to cook on teeth. cookbook That's mad now Yeah I don't know that It's fun to watch Ridding the years

I like sometimes I kind of prefer To go to around The 70s Okay That's my kind of vibe You know I like

But like We watched a 2010 One there And it was fun Remember and all this stuff Because like You know It's a different spin

When you live Through the events You know what I mean Oh man We discover something If you're a Conspiracy fan We discovered something

Pretty wild Oh yeah That's right We made a new just new conspiracy we should yeah we definitely need to get this going yeah brine core Jim core Jim Brido tool

fell at the first hurdle there wow I'm not I would be good Alex Jones Tim F Kennedy so Jim core he's a big conspiracy theorist he's in the band The Corps obviously and we were watching

the year 1998 they were playing music video and Jim Core. It looks like they're in like some big American city because it's a huge skyline reminiscent of the New York, Manhattan skyline. Yeah, exactly. And he's got paper planes that he's

throwing in the direction of skyscrapers. Exactly. He's on the roof of one, throwing paper planes in the direction of another one. This was 1998 before 2001. Now the thing about is people like him would spout shit about predictive programming.

So, like, the way that the Simpsons predict shit, that's actually predictive programming by the Illuminati. Or, like, a lot of action movies where you see buildings getting destroyed, that's Hollywood getting you ready. Yeah, like, Fight Club, like the end of Fight Club, the two towers collapsed.

Exactly, yeah. So he would spout that off, but then it's like he's in the music. Like, anyone who, you know, was a conspiracy theorist, mentally ill freak like me, would be like, oh, predictive programming, paper planes, against the screis-scrapers, scris-scrish-scrish-cruz juice. Skrish-gris.

Also, there's like guys in black suits watching the paper planes. Yeah, and they got like earpieces. It's very weird, yeah. Actually, can I change the subject for a second. No, sorry, we're on this. Not going. You mentioned Fight Club. Did I mention the Chinese Fight Club?

Is that where you've been going now on your knights? You just come back with like Bruce's that go, how's the gig I missed that I was somewhere better but I'm not around but talk about it oh no

it's actually not in that voice no Chinese fight club they did a Chinese cut of fight club okay so it's dubbed in Chinese okay but you know the end

at the end before the billions go down it goes black and just says Project Mayhem was arrested by the authorities oh wow yeah and they learned

they learned not to mess the government. Nice. Yeah, that's good. And Edward Norton's character he learned that the government's cool. Yeah. Don't question anything. And mental illness doesn't exist. It was all that stupid bitch's fault, whatever name was. And they got sent to the Uighur camp. That's where

you go too. That's where Helen Bonn Carter went. Yeah, but yeah, it's fun now. I'd like to actually, we should do that where like, we, like, try to, we call out Jim core, like, you know, we tag him in the poses, like, we have finally exposed

Jim Cor for being the Illuminati Shill. He pretends that he's like fighting against the New World Order, but he's actually a part of it and manipulating. He's a sleeper agent, an agent provocateur and a big queer. So we've got

him. Dead to rights. We've got big queer proof. Dead to rights. Look at all of his sexy sisters. He probably never tried to smash once. What a fruit cup. I've never had a sister, so I can't tell. But I think I think I've had a real sexy sister

I think you know I'm not even finished that cool guys the bros know dot dot dot dot the lesbos know what I'm talking about

all right guys on Lesbo Island the lesbo hairdressers on the island yeah yeah I have a sister who listens to this podcast

so yeah okay good let's move on I never did now she's bloody lying you're wishing to a bloody word

yeah yeah um is jim core on any kind of platform we can contact him twitter you know what like a former uh lecture of ours in dkit he's like very very like far left always having a go he's popping off on twitter about the the alt-right conspirators there all that shit him and jim kore have had legit twitter battles so jim kore is obviously you know he's so he's ruined his own career by being a big mantler so he's at a level now that a couple of freaks like us could actually probably get his attention.

Man, we can get him over to the house. Yeah, I want Jim Corr in this bedroom. Life show, baby. That'd be awesome. But I just mean, like, really spin it that we believe that he's actually a shill. And he'd be like, no, I'm not, no, I'm not. Yeah.

Yeah, I was like, don't you want me to prove it. Suck my dick. Or, like, you know, we just get black bags over the head thrown into the back of the man. Oh, you exposed our secret. What? Well, there is a CIA do. hire people to write ridiculous conspiracy theories

and stuff like that. That is like one of their plans. The term conspiracy theory was actually concocted by the CIA. Exactly, yeah. It's been proven to classified documents. So I'm sorry if you're not liking this Tinder date, honey, but I'm just, I'm spitting the real. An ancient provocateur is like co-entel pro, like the Black Panther movements and all those hippie movements in the 60s.

The FBI and the CIA would send in, agents undercover to like basically so dissent within the group like and the black panthers yeah

it's a well it's tried and true they do it a lot you're sound like me now yeah it's rubbing off yeah

um yeah there was a lot like like white guys and black face in the black panters man I would have

I would have got so much work back then you know oh shit what it is brother man can you believe all these

pack is popping off and what that why you're here in Chadd it's a fight club talking so shirry it's not make sense to me

man you motherfuckies shripping see tell me not to talk about no we tell me what I say

I say what I want I say what I want why are Tiffany had us here in a fight crop okay there we go we're not even going

to do goodfellas oh yeah we're such as good fellas we've had an hour we're at an hour and out

it'd be too much it'd be disrespectful to good fellas To be honest, I would say if we were going to do Goodfellas that it just need to be an episode of its own. I tell you, maybe next week we do Goodfellas on Batman Returns. Wouldn't that be a crazy mix? I like that. That's good.

You know, what's named a real cunty one? She was in, figure out yourself there. She was in Blade Runner. Oh, Sean Young? Young, yeah. You know, she was meant to be in the first Batman movie. Okay. Yeah, and then she was all cunty to everyone.

She was like, man, where's my lines? Why has Keaton got more lines than me? Please don't sexually assault me again. Oh, you're worse than Ezra Miller. Always giving it that. Yep, yep, yep, yep. She was no crack with Jack, all right? Jack's back.

So she left, okay, apparently, no, no, actually, no, I got wrong. She was so cunning, upset about it. They did a read-through in front of, like, the big producers, and she was deliberately being like, oh, Batman, Bruce Wayne, like, real, like, bored. She was meant to be the Kim Bessinger. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you got Kim instead.

But then for Batman, Exactly, no one's complaining really Then Batman returns She auditioned for Catwoman And she showed up in a homemade Catwoman costume She started licking herself Wow

Yeah She didn't get the part No, they were like They called the police They went out and Hey you, intern What's your name? Michelle, yeah you got the part

Let me look up Sean Young I think she's got an interesting Was there a thing between her And James Woods Oh I think he raped her Yeah Yeah You make that sound

Like he clipped her in traffic Like, ah, yeah, I think he raped her or something. Oh, we don't need to get the insurance companies involved. Your assholes bleeding profusely. I can, you know, a bit of Ron Seal will cover that up. Oh, no, no, I'm opposite. No, she was harassing James Wood. Oh, my boy Woods.

He got the spin doctors on that one. Look, she left a disfigured doll on his doorstep. Oh, she was just creaming hard for the woodman. Yeah, yeah. She wanted Woodsy. Yeah, yeah. and who get you know especially like in casino man i fucking love james woods he's great you're you're 14 i'm inside you yeah that was all him yeah that's not in the script i remember you tell

you tell me that about three times a week oh do i yeah it's your favorite you told me before but it is great he's fantastic he's like such a good like he's perfect as a sleaze ball i think nobody does sleaze ball better than him uh so sean young as well she stole two macbook laptops in Queens. Really? Yeah. She's doing B and E's?

Bedstaff for life, you know. She also tried to go to the 2012 Academy Awards even though she wasn't nominated or invited. Oh, really? She's tried to show up.

And she was placed under citizens and the rest. Oh, my God. She slapped a security guard. Wow, this bitch is whiling, man. I actually like her now, yeah. We'll do a Sean Young episode. Yeah.

She's been in rehab. multiple times got divorced from her husband what age is she now let me just check up here

she is 62 now oh she's oh I forgot you Ace Ventura yeah oh she's the she's the Zer she's the day

yeah she's the Ezra Miller yeah a big Ezra Miller that's why Roger Prodactor is dead he found Captain Wigke

yeah yeah it's fun now that we now that everyone's accepted we can look back realize that wasn't offensive at all yeah now right so it's all under the bridge yeah yeah oh wow

I fuck it and I love that movie as a kid and I love it even more as an adult as a big mentally ill adult I just get I don't have the feel I just do like it's eternal quotes whatever you can't get hard

oh yes oh yeah okay yeah I take it think this is really. I don't think we can do anything else really. No. I think we've done all my notes here. Let me just do it. I think it was good. I think we hit each one with pretty

pretty, you know, we did something good with everything I think. Yeah, it's not really much as monkeys are repressed. A hot tub time machine. There was a teacher in Chicago. He found a black doll in his classroom okay? Okay. And he hung it up. Like, now

he... Is it a lynching type? No, well, he says he just hung it up so students could find it, but he hung up around the neck and then people got a bit upset about it. Sure, yeah. Yeah, okay. And then it turns out it wasn't a doll it was a child, but you know. Hey, mistakes are mistakes.

It's a Japanese game show. Okay, that's enough of that. What is your? You're just such a fucking. You need, though, you need to give and take. You know, I take you give. I don't give anything. That's how it works. Anyway, we're going to end it there

because I need to do a gig later. on. It's hysteria. It's going to be very fun. It's going to shit myself.

I've eaten too much. Yeah, okay. I'm not going to shit here. I don't like shit in your house.

You've got two toilets shit in the other house. No, no. All right. I want to shit in the other house. Yeah. I have multiple houses

I shit. This is like a Tuesday shit. Yeah. Let you know how like drug dealers have stash houses? He's got shit houses.

Okay, so that's the end of the episode. Please buy tickets to the live show. People, we need you to buy the tickets. Bye. tickets to come to the show yeah and if anyone's offended we'll buy you a pint afterwards yeah

that makes all worthwhile yeah yeah we're gonna lose so much money all right yeah buy tickets please come to the show we hope to see you all there april 24th in the hippony inn bye bye