Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 160 : Rise of the Ezra Miller

Episode Date: June 26, 2022

Chicago Cadden is back you slag

Yo, yo. We're back with a free episode. We kind of let the free episodes kind of a slide a little bit because you were off in Chicago. I was in Chicago. And if you want to find out about little Chicago Caton's adventures, you have to go to the Patreon. Yes, some wacky adventures were had.

You are really missing out on a lot if you don't go to the Patreon. Yeah, they really are, aren't they? I'm going to put up some little samples from the Patreon. Yeah. Just to get an idea of what they're missing. There's some fun stuff in there. That'll be good. A lot of negative, dark, depressing stuff.

I'll be honest. you know you love it yeah yeah they do like it a lot we were just downstairs watching some Jessica Rabbit yeah my God Jesus that ruined the generation of men still I mean

the effects are still being felt today like you know but it's so hard for like a man okay to go from Jessica Rabbit like that's what women should look like yeah you have to like walk around and you're like you know let's go beyond the shops

you see Stacy and Stacy's not animated what's going on she's not where's Roger yeah no we went from Jessica Rabbit to Lizzo. So yeah, we're on

a good path, good trajectory. We're good, yeah. And we're a couple of Bob Hobson. Yeah, I wish I was Bob Hoskins. Yeah, man, he's so awesome, dude. He's great, yeah, yeah, yeah. The Long Good Friday, he's good enough. Yeah, yeah, I just want to be a big British gangster. I mean, I might live it a life, you know. But like a 70s British gangster.

Exactly, yeah. We're going to do something about the bloody Bulgarians. What? I'm very bad for, like, I'll watch a film and be like, okay, that's going to be mean now. That's my life, yeah. I'm going to take on those characteristics for about 20 minutes. I watch Patrick Melrose

Walk around me like Yes, I'm Patrick Melrose Oh, look at me drinking a monster Like I don't give a care in the world Oh, daddy, I'm on the edge I'm a boss I'm a beast I can anything tame this beast

With him Oh daddy, daddy Daddy, I must go to New York To see my dead daddy Yeah, yeah It's a great show Patrick Melrose It is great

No, I've watched it Yeah, yeah You have the books I want to get the books off you Yeah, I was meant to read it And I didn't So you can have it Yeah

But you were on pills you couldn't really read it like it's ironic in a way I was I was being to Patrick Melrose to read Patrick Melrose exactly yeah yeah well I tell you it's but like working class Patrick Melrose yeah we did this fun I'm literally just drinking a bottle of coat and eggs

to wash down some Xanax that I got from my mother's GP you're not a fancy five star wrestler like oh my say word my word are you okay sirs you're perfectly fine my dear perfectly fine I just think this martini is doing the trick

but he did heroin like China white classic pure grade heroin just an hour before It's not the same when you're in the Burger King bathroom Tell me my dear

Bring the Major D to me at once I must speak with the chef face to face He is an artist Patrick Melrose very good It's all biographical I should say

Yes Let me have a little bit of monster Now fix up the old cobwebs Written by Edward St. Auburn. Now, he also had a difficult relationship with his father, let's say. Should we talk about that real quick? He got bummed. Yeah, his dad bombed him.

He's bummed. And I say that with all love and affection, but you'd get bummed, mate. Yeah. All right. You got bummed by your bloody dant. No wonder you bleed daffed. You're wearing a bloody eye patch, though. What's that about?

Why does he wear in the iPads, actually? I forget. I think he hurt his eye or like, he did. He did so much heroin that his eye got very lazy. Yeah. I've heard about lazy eye, but that left one's collecting disability. Yeah, oh. Bar-da-per-ber-per-da-per.

Yeah, perfect. I think that's a Jeff Ross joke. I must, I must credit the Roastmaster General. You do everything Jeff does, don't you? Oh, I'm two-a-tee. Like, you know what you say you watch movies? Yeah. I'm just Jeff Ross.

I'm the Roastmaster General. In every way. You'd just do it heroin in a hotel and be like, I'm Jeff Ross, oh my word. I say, Joe boy.

I wouldn't fuck you would be Arta's cock. I wouldn't fornicade with you if I were using Queen Elizabeth's golden dittledo. I mean, yeah. I suppose if you combine Jeff Ross and

Patrick Melrose, you get Russell Brand, don't you? A little bit, yeah, yeah. that's a good mix yeah I am serious though I do try to

like copy it was characteristics but I just can't do it you went to see God in 60 seconds and then you went out to the cinema car part and tried to steal a car

and you get arrested but they don't even prosecute because you're such a sad pathetic retard I want you to be like the cage man they haven't seen the movies they look and Julie and Joney

and Christopher Eccleson's there and the letter does not forget Giovanni Rabisi Vinnie Jones Master P Robert Duvall

there's something here for everybody it's the greatest cast ever assemble you see that movie I have yeah not a long

going it's very very stupid I think you got me going I need to watch it again now it's very early

2000s but Julie's sexy in it I think very sexy not as sexy she is in that

movie where she plays you know she plays a young child that's on pills on heroin that was very sexy If the age is appropriate

She's sexy If not I don't know what I'm talking about That's the one that you got from John Void's Home Movie Safe Under Lock and Key You know Only only the true

Cineophiles And other files Will enjoy this Piece of heart Anyway Anyway We're here You mentioned Vidi Jones

It's good segue Thank you Because Viddy Jones is in the Rise of the Foot Soldier series. He hears in the last one, the fifth one. This has really taken over your life, this Rise of the Foot Soldier. Man, it's insane. It's the third episode

you've talked about it. Just to give a bit of backstory in case you've missed it. Rise of the Foot Soldier is based on a true story about three men who were murdered. Yes. Real men, it's the real names. Tony Tucker, never forget. Tony Tucker, Craig Rolf, Pat Tate.

Say their names. Say their names. We should start by our own protest for the Essex murders. Silence, shades of violence. Say their names. You always don't know. They're talking about like, you know, like, hey crimes is going up. They're not funny, all right?

And I'm like, I know what you mean? What about the Essex? What about Craig, Ralph, Pat Tate? Tony Tucker, of all people. He was a saint. So they died, okay? And the first movie was about them dying. Yes.

Second movie was a sequel. about Carlton Leach. Yeah, because Carlton Leach was a friend of the three guys who died. And it's actually, it's an autobiographical film. From his point of view, from his point of view, and he was friends with those three guys. These are all real people.

Then the second one, I think... Is Carlton Leach? Yeah. It's just him on his own. And I don't... Is it still true stories? No, at this stage it's all. The second film is not fun.

There's not much going on. It really is like, oh, I'm still in that life. Oh, go get me head right. Oh yeah, oh, I'm poorly from too much cocaine I'm not stopped that And the other wife's like Oh, you're doing too much coke and criminal stuff He's like, shut up you slag

But the end is like, you're right, you know what a slag You're right for a slag You're not off bad Oh yeah And then at the end it ends very sadly Where he goes to watch a West Ham game And he's so sad from the crime He can't even enjoy the footies

Are you sure it's the crime Or just his depleted serotonin from years of cocaine abuse. Probably that as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's sad. I'm not a neurochemist or anything, but I don't think it's, you know,

oh, the Amazon winning that's why I'm shake. Wait, they're not the hammers, are they? The hammers are the West Hamas. Yeah, yeah, yeah, forever blowing bubbles. Yeah, exactly, you know your stuff. Oh, of course I do. Yeah, you know the gangster world of it,

the firm, yeah, the firm, yeah, inner city firm. That's right. Now, the second one was boring, it was evil, basically. Yeah. Boring, it was shit. It didn't have that fun. Even big narfsy couldn't save the film. Yeah, like the first,

movies kind of like West Coast rap like yeah boy and the second one's like sad emo SoundCloud rap The first one is nuts magazine The second one is a wet copy of the Guardian That you fired under a bus seat That smells like piss for some reason

You can't figure out why Okay so then you watch the third Third one they're like look We love the characters Carton Leach wasn't a star Carton Leach was the Henry Hill character Yeah it's everybody else that made it fun His character is like the

least enjoyable. You know what it's to be like now? It's tall of it now, perfectly. It's like they made Goodfellas 2 the Henry Hill story. Yeah. And no one liked because it's him being like, I'm a schmuck. A schnuck. Yeah. He calls himself. So it's like

they made Goodfellas tree and it's about Spider and Pesci. That's who you're Spider. Spider. Spider is the hero. Goodfellas 3, the story of Spactor. The Spider web

the guinea with the spider web tattoo yeah but it's like we're going to Goodfell Street is a prequel

about like Pesci and De Niro So this one is a prequel featuring Pat Tate This is the Pat Tate story But Craig Rolf and Tony Tucker do show up

Don't panic James Thank God All right I'll put down the knife Just for now So it's the 80s I believe Yes

I kind of the timelines don't really make sense because the actors, the actors keep aging but they keep getting younger and younger in the movies. Like Pat Tate, now don't get me wrong, Pat Tate, he's like, in his, he's old, but he's like, he keeps him, he's pretty fit, he's big, big arms, big sexy man arms. What are we talking about? Now, the third one is okay, I wouldn't say it's genius, okay?

But it's worth a watch. It goes back to his roots, where it's Pat Tate's origin stories, where he starts off on the doors, he gets involved in crime. Okay. And he gets like, this crime is all right. Maybe more crime will soothe my taste. Okay.

So he gets involved with some... That's not a direct line from the film in case there's any copyright infringement issues. I don't think we're quoting. I was like, was that Pat Tate on the podcast? It was actually Brian, but he inhabits the character also well. I was transported to another world.

You're like Jim Carrey. He's like, I stood on the beach and I... At that moment, Brian, went away and Patate took over yeah and then you

come out dressed as Tony Clifton these goddamn slags huh these goddamn slags these whole fucking who are these poffs

these goddamn puffs right right this the free one I forgot yeah so come on

Tony Clifton Pat Tate come on what are you on for me anyway so yeah so this is Tony

Patate getting involved a little bit too over his head so he goes to Marbella meets these gangsters and the gangsters okay wait sorry you say four it's following Tony Tucker this time no sorry sorry

so Patee he's rising up he decides to get involved with gangsters goes to the next level right and the gangsters they're all like basically looking down on them like we're these cool Italian gangsters you're just some English piece of trash we don't like the English

show you you're all shit and you'll never prove us wrong and patate's like I'll show you and then there's like a real sexy girl there all right and she's like trying to lure patte around honey pot exactly her snatches the honey pot

because she brings patte over literally they shoved a lot of honey of her punt it's disgusting and Winnie the poo was like oh bother well I suppose I'll eat your pussy for that delicious I don't say Winnie's just stuck in her pussy

like, hello, help. Piglet, get me out of this horse cunt. Oh, why does Winnie get all the snizz? No pussy for Eey

Or, this ass wants pussy too, but I'm depressed. There you go, there you go. He gets the honey snatch, all right? Tricks them and then they rob his money, okay?

and he gets sent to jail in England. He gets nicked, all right? Oh, shit. Deported, then, is it? Yeah, he's deported, okay, and he gets done. And he has to go to English jail. And he has to fight Mad Dog. So the rest of it's kind of almost like prison break in a way.

Oh, really? Yeah. That's cool. It's Pattee fighting Mad Dog, played by Sean Ryder. From the Happy Mondays? Yes, okay. Really? Yeah, Sean Ryder is the antagonist in the movie.

Can he act? No. But usually we have to do much. You know, it's a lot of Mad Dog's henchmen be like oh mad dog won't be happy about this right oh look at mad dog he's no happy is he and mad dog's like bleh

a fucking buzzing off me fucking nuts man you know what I mean fucking trying to get new he doesn't know there's a film being made he think what the fuck I get banged up for this time fucking Bez had a fucking

lup of ease up his old man Bez's asshole was Sean Ryder's honey pot he had a bunch of yolks shoved up his crack we're going all over the place Yeah, I love it though, love it, though. We have the framework of Futsolder, right?

Keep us saying. So, it's him in jail. Patte has his gang, and the mad dog is his gang. And they're fighting now, right? And they're getting loads of drugs. They're having a great time in jail. Yeah.

They're getting so much drugs in. And all the old, all the prison guards, okay? They're just like looking in their way. Or a lot of times just like, give us a little sniff of that there, go on. And they're getting a cut as well. Yeah, exactly. Go on, Pat. Share the welcome on.

They're all like, whey. They're all having a good crime. They're all raving in jail. And they do like a swap over kind of thing, Freaky Friday, you know. I'll be the prisoner and you be the guard. It's like the Stanford prison experiment. It's wacky.

It's fun. It's 17 again. Come on. So then, what's very funny is then halfway through the film, we meet Pat Tate's Mrs. Okay. Actually, wife.

And we never met her before. And she's like, oh, Pat, I love you. Oh, right. Oh, I'm sick of these conjugal visits now. He's like, go on, shut up. And it's not even a proper conjugal visit. He just pays a guard, look the other way.

and he just like humpes her. Really? Yeah. Well, like it... She gets the tits out? No, and she doesn't look like she's enjoying it at all. Oh, yeah. And he lasts for like seconds.

Oh. That's your fault. What have you done that, you slag? Yeah, yeah. You're embarrassed me from the prison guard. I paid him twin and quid. Oh, I'd give us ten of that back. I was adding two minutes that was.

So buyer beware. The wife is not happy. He kind of knows he's like, what's wrong with you? You got the hump. What's wrong with you? Yeah. Turns out she's got another fella On the outside

Outside the clink I tell you Yeah And now Pat Tate finds out He's not happy So there's the guy He says Tony Tucker And Craig Rolf

Trying to find him Yeah All right Okay And it's a funny bit Actually we're like Tony Tuck and Craig Wolfe They're looking for some

I think it's that guy okay The knock down the door It's two gay guys They're like Oh what you doing here Like that all right What's going on I thought he was a capital of birds

What's happening But no It's like that Because Tony Tucker is like oh sorry mate it's the wrong house we're looking for that lad oh he's down there number 48 instead

you want a blow job and you're like whoa let's get out of you Craig like Scooby dude like what and disappear go go go go go go go go gerry that's a bit of level to

a bit of novelty there like something fun but the rest of it is a little bit too dour for my taste there's a lot of the drama of life I don't love you anymore Pat

you're fucking dude don't you oh I'm pregnant Pa it's fucking mine is it is it yeah a bit too

East Enderzy yeah exactly a little bit too much of that and they find the guy who is banging Pat's misses and they crucify him

really yeah teach him a lesson do they kill them or just I think they kill them eventually yeah they crucify him

but so literally nails Nick would cock out yeah yes you know what you see very few tits

in this movie I have to say the tit level has gone way down This is what's caused the recession. The lack of tits. The tit to cock ratio and Rise of the Fud Soldier Tree.

Just to go off a little tangent here for a minute. Yeah. Now, you have not watched The Boys. Now, this is not a spoiler. I haven't watched the new season. In the comics, there is a mini-series of the boys called Hero Gasm. Wait, so it's in like story within a story kind of thing? It's kind of a spin-off called Hero Gasm.

Right. And Hero Gasm, the point is, all the scenes. superheroes fake, like a big alien invasion. Like, we have to go to space to fight the glunglops, okay? And they actually go to an island and fuck each other then. Sweet. And they murder a bunch of prostitutes. Yeah. Yeah, okay?

I was like, okay, sign me up. This is the real, this is what, Dad, this is what real comics were like, screw your be-nows and dandies. Hero get them. This is the real shit. Does Nashir ever kill a whore? So it's a very over-top crazy thing. There's lots of nudity in it.

They did an episode based on that recently And Amazon really hyping up Being like, God, it's gonna be the craziest episode Hour of TV you've ever seen My God like fucking like It's not suitable for anyone It's gonna be so insane Okay

You saw like a few blurry tits That was it Really? You saw like maybe three blurry tits And a cock and that's it There's a lot like humping Yeah But like strategic humping

Where you don't see any actual Pedetration A bunch of whores Not really One whore looked a bit sad That was it I was so disappointed To be honest yeah

That show I enjoy the sort of cult of celebrity corporate aspect, but not any of the actual superhero shit. And it gets kind of tedious for me. I have watched it. It is. I probably will watch the new season, but I'm not, I'm not a diehard fan. No, I did like the episode, but I was just

very, just had a few more tits. I was actually thinking, like, it would be cool if they actually literally got, like, some porn stars and had a penetration. Why not? There's no FCC anymore. That's true. Show me penetration. I'm not saying that, you know that McQuade guy, you know, the lead character, uh, Jack

McQuaid I think his name is he's a son of Dennis Quaid Oh wait The lead guy And the boys Oh the wee nerd

Yeah I hit him I'm not saying He has to get penetrated Yeah If he did I'd be pretty into that Yeah

Yeah You fucking can't Yeah We gotta get The con That can do the cunt Get Pat Tate In there

Pat Tate Versus Homlander Yeah You fucking Nudson Do you You slag

You know the guy Anthony Starr He played Homander Yeah Very very good He did get Remember he got

In the Bar fight a while ago. Oh, vaguely, yeah. Yeah, it's pretty, compared to like Ezra Miller, it's pretty tame. He's going to bar for, like, you know who the fuck I am? And he, like, try to smash the glass in one's head. But he did a good alcohol program, so he's granted. Right,

right, right. He really looks like Bradley Cooper. Do you? He's a very good... We're actually talking about who could play Siegfried and Roy? Yeah. Because Bradley Cooper, Anthony Starr. Wow. We're done, yeah. But they look alike. Sigford and Roy didn't look alike? They can work around. Oh, right, okay. I don't know. What are you on?

Hey, you enjoy this Sigfried and Roy talk? Subscribe to the Patreon, Dawn. Of course they do Those gays got eaten by a tiger Yeah It's awesome So Oh we want to about Ezra Miller real quick

Okay yeah The Ezra military Hang on What do we have to go back to after this Oh so let's finish off Rise Suchholder Tree Because we're basically done Okay

And were you done with the boys there as well Yeah the boys yeah It's a foot soldier then Ezra Okay I was just saying Foot Soldier Part 3 Yeah He gets he kills a mad dog

In the end Very funny way It kind of kicks him off a thing All right He's like the second level to prison. He falls off and falls on like a stool and like his back breaks back like completely. Oh really? Yeah. That's

funny. A very silly way to die. Yeah. It looks fake obviously but hey look, they're trying. Yeah. And at the end it's like we're out now but we're still in this life. Yeah. Let's go drive in a range rover in Essex. I'm sure we'll be all right. So that's the end of that.

Now all right. Mildly entertaining. Skip past the drama. We'll talk about four in one minute. Now four I genuinely love. But as Miller real quick. Yeah, Ezra Miller. I think D.C. officially being like, we have to get rid of Ezra Miller now. I'm not sure sure how they're going to do it. Because they have shot

a $200 million dollar flash movie with Keaton, with Affleck, with one of the fat girl from dairy girls. That's big money right there. She does not come cheap. Most of their budget went to the craft services table.

Yeah, yeah. What the hell are Taino crisps? I don't know, but she wants a lot. of them. I'll tell you what there. This is interesting. Ezra is in the film multiple times. Yeah.

So there is multiple Ezra's. What? There is multiple Ezra Millers. There? Exactly. What do you mean? There's multiple Ezra Miller. There's at least three Ezra Millers.

Oh, right. In the movie, yeah. So he's going to be in it a lot. Multiverse. So then I would say just like, oh, you look, they've shot it already. It's got to come out. I mean... What about the money, though?

We're not just deep fake it and put in someone else Okay Okay Put in a Barry Kogan or someone Is that what they're doing now Well that's the rumor You're talking about someone in

What was the latest thing Evan kind of Sorry Evan I know you sent me some stuff About Ezra Miller But I was over in America Ezra was banging a Native American Yeah

Who looked to be like the girl From Derry Girls actually But groomed her since she was 12 Right Exactly Met her when she was 12 Yeah Yeah

And again That's wrong if you think that's wrong If you're a stuffed shirt So look Here's the thing, okay, if a kid's drowning, am I able to help the child or am I a paedophile? That's why they're like, where... Put your cock away.

Yeah, that's most, yeah. What if I dress up like the flash? Throw a rubber dingy. Not your, your rubber dingy. Oh, you do it, Teaburger. Oh, and also here's a nice little thing because you know the way like the whole pronoun thing with Ezra Miller, okay?

I try to respect that most time, all right? Yeah. But the little kind of, I love finding loopholes. Okay, like I respect gender identity, but I love loopholes more, right? I love gender identity, but I love tricking them even more yeah I love tricking them

like a little trickster falling for my ruse yeah a little lucky trickster when you're saying he you're talking about Barry Allen Barry Allen's the character that day played so I'm talking to him

I'm talking about Barry Allen so you can't get me bitch yo fucking tool dog dropping science dropping knowledge on y'all motherfuckers y'all ain't even ready for this shit my man be thinking you heard he got that shit

Oh, I've been thinking about this for a while. How can we get around with this thorny little issue? Yeah. You've funded several think tanks in Oxford and Cambridge. You're out a lot of money over this. Yeah. But it's worth it.

So when I say he has got children in the house and he's got guns. I'm talking with Barry Allen. I'm not saying they are in the house. Now, so he's, but the Native American girls' parents are kind of they went to the police saying he's basically mind melded our child and giving her drugs

and she's on Instagram being like oh parents um awkward yeah yeah is that still what young girls say talk to the hand because the content isn't listening is that one

but I was reading one thing where like Ezra Miller went around some family's house like he's a mother daughter thing and he's wearing like a bulletproof jacket it and then they were like 50 cent

Then they were touching the child's hips I mean like Oh we gotta get out of here Hips? Hips yeah The 12 year old's hips Oh wow In a bulletproof vest Yeah

And why was he all like We gotta get out of here We don't know They can't find him Oh yeah he's kind of gone missing Yeah the police at the moment And he's so fast You can't quick him

Barry Allen The Flash But it's a very funny situation Yeah I would like Something It seems like every day we're earning a little bit more about the case.

I think it's definitely going to turn into a big thing, I think. I think it's going to be the next, like, Johnny Depp Amber Hurd, because people are really dying for shit like that right now because of COVID, the upcoming recession, the Ukraine. Nobody cares about any of that boring shit. We want sexy, salacious celebrity gossip. Give me a little non-binary twink touching children. That's what I want, baby.

Exactly. Oh, I was going to make another point about Ezra Miller. but people have been very tight-lipped about it so far not many people have spoken about it but how are they going to do promotional tour what's Michael Keaton going to do Michael Keaton's a real victim here he is he's back as Batman this is meant to be his big break all right

after all the years in the gutter making Birdman and spotlight he had to do a movie with fucking Emma Stone for God's sake this man has suffered enough making dope sick like a fool oh yeah dope sick Yeah, and now he's back as Batman, all right?

And it's ruined it. It has ruined it, you're right. So I won't be happy to... But, like, someone has mentioned it now. They finally got someone, Grant Morrison. Who's that? He's a Scottish... They're a Scottish kind book writer alike, okay?

They are... I think... I'm not forgetting now. But Grant Morris said to bring up, because they're talking Grant Morrison about it. And Grant Morris was like, yeah, um... That's not the person I knew.

Ezra was a very sweet person when I knew Ezra. Yeah. And now I don't want to address it. They're still dancing around. Yeah, yeah. Because, like, why should they be asked their opinion of some nut job

that they fucking were forced to work with? It's like, they're just there acting in a movie and get paid and whatever. So if somebody goes off the reservation, that's not the responsibility of everyone else. Yeah, and you know what I mean? There's going to be, I don't want something where it's like,

you don't have to paint it like, the troubled history of the flash movies. Yeah. There's a dark history of, Flash. I don't know what's going to happen now. It feels like that's coming to... It's so much coming to ending eventually with Ezra Miller.

You think, like... They can't keep getting away with this. But they were... Could they be tried as a gang? Like an criminal organization? Insane clown positing. Worse than the bloods, the Crips or MS-13, it's Ezra Miller. We need the FBI involved.

They were all on Instagram bragging, like, you can't catch me. Uh-uh, uh-uh. Never going to catch me. which is pretty awesome actually I bet you it's a lot of girls out there to get way more wet now that's no Ezra Miller is a bad boy of course

yeah and that's called giving me ideas as well they are a bad boy in your opinion Brian yes I think a bad boy yes and maybe I'll be a bad boy someday a naughty bee A naughty bee Ezra you stand accused of being a naughty bee My man

How do you plead Radical He does a guitar solo in the courtroom. But anyway, look, back to Rise of Foot Soldier. Had fun there. And prayers for Ezra Miller and all that. You know what's funny as well? Because Ezra Miller's very attractive, okay?

Yeah. So you get a lot of these girls online be like, it's just a little mental health issue. We've got to help Ezra Miller and bring them back and maybe give him little kisses. But if I go off the rails, I'm not getting that. No, no. Would these TikTok girls come out if poor

Michael Keaton started grooming children? I think not. A double standard, Brian. Ageism, that's what I call it. Ageism. The worst isum. So Rise of Soldier 4. Now give you some context.

I'd watch three and I was like, all right, I'll finish the other two. Okay, fuck, I'll just like a job, or I'll do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No rest for the wicked, hey, buddy? There's no one there. Back to the ground. So I went to watch it in my house,

but then two people I live with came in they sat down I was gonna change you but like oh leave on and might get a laugh out of it

yeah we genuinely like this film wow and it kept getting better and better and the while I was like

I didn't want to admit so I was like yeah it's all right actually yeah oh I was I was expecting to

yeah oh it's actually pretty good yeah yeah I was like yes get him

Tony crying and shitting yourself like you're just take an ayahuasca you're just projectile vomiting explosive diarrhea

you're crying you see the face of God I have experienced ego doubt I have transcended to above enlightenment above Nirvana the Buddha the Lord Yahweh and consciousness it's Tony Tucker

I've seen the machine elves of Craig Rolf anyway so you like the film starts off okay standard gangster stuff okay Pat's out of prison And he's got a bow in the pick With the guy who put him in prison All right

So he tries to find a guy He turns out the guy He's dead Okay Killed by his mistress Oh Fuck to death Fucked to death

Yeah And the mistress's like Yeah He fell out of it Didn't he Facked to death Ha Was she

Was she as sexy As she sounds Brian? No She's playing the femme Fetal Right Is she hot no

She is Yeah, but she's very like, you know... What do you mean fuck to death and he had a heart attack or what? Yeah, well, fucking her, yeah. Right, he was old? Yeah, you're old, yeah, yeah. Kind of a Michael Cain type, cheap Michael Cain.

Right, okay. So this one now, and this other guy have taken over Marbella. Okay, yeah. Yeah, that's a foreign land, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Tony Tucker, sorry, Pat Tate is like, oh, what about we work together, yeah?

But he's like talking to girl and she's like, oh, what a... if I double cross him and we team up together and then he's like with his misses the other guy is like oh we're going to double cross

Pattee and we'll make all the monga like that so it's like it's a vicious circle yeah okay they're all out to get each other sure everyone's double crossing yeah so Patate's like

awesome radical all right what I need to get the money over here to Marbella right from England so we can do this big deals. He rings up like Tony

Craig, you got to get some silly amount like 20 euro I want 50 quid

over here by next week you're bloody mate where are going to get that kind of money

I don't want excuses all right no it's like 20,000 alright maybe a bit more

so it's in one duffel bag so it's like a duffel bag full of money is like you gotta get

over here now all right Tony Tucker's like yeah now bother yeah we'll do that and then Craig Rolf falls over that's very bored Craig falls over He's kind of the goofball

He's a goofball He hurts his neck So he's wearing a big thing Around his neck The whole film all right And he's constantly He's very funny He's very funny

The two of them are Bulk and skull like They're so funny Tony and Tucker and Ralph Craig Rall Craig is always falling over And Tony have to say I love this guy

He is laughing the entire He's all like Ah you fucking silly cunt Oh he's over again ha ha ha ha yeah kind of like Ricky Jervais

yeah just bully and him yeah I put my cock in your mouth are you all sleeping oh you

Darth bent so they get to the airport arrived yeah but the tickets is Amsterdam what's going

on Craig and Craig and Craig so oh don't worry well I figured out it's cheaper

to go to Amsterdam or I and then get connecting foot over plus we're not in Amsterdam

not bad all the brassers yeah He's like, you fucking... I love you, you can't dare. It's heavy. Amsterdam. Yeah, yeah.

So you go to Amsterdam, all right. Tony and Ralph go to Amsterdam. So you go to Amsterdam, right? I was like, okay, we'll just get one little point and one browser. And then we'll just go... Stay at the airport. We don't want any mischief to happen to us, all right? But then they're like, where's the brothers?

And they see two... Yeah, I like to call them the takafackas. Where? Yeah. They see two women, all right? I was like, oh, are you brazzers? And the women were like, oh, what you mean? You think we're brazers, do we?

We're from Essex. He's like, oh, fancy that. Two Essex, buds in Amsterdam. What are you bloody chances in that, I? She's fight, is that? I was watching with someone, apparently those two women are from Only Way is Essex. Oh, right. Do they fuck in it?

They do fuck. Don't get her tits out. Probably would have cost them money to get those women's tits out. Probably. Were they nice looking, yeah? Hmm. Yeah. Yes, very nice.

Yeah. They're all very nice in this film. even the ugly birds yeah yeah they know what they're doing so they have a wild night okay now I thought the women were going to steal the money they subvert my expectations didn't

the women just had a great time and I think they made some joke but they couldn't make him comers on my dad like but then they wake up the next day oh fuck that was a lovely night wasn't it Craig yeah that was great

I put it all my dream journal I got a scrapbook of the old trip. It's been a magical time, I have to say. We did again call from Pat, alright, Pat Tate. He's like, where are you, fucking telecons, where are you? Calm down, Pat.

We're all right. The plane's not going another. Oh, we missed the plane. And it just turns into Home Alone. We slept in. A big like Benny Hill montage of them running around the room, packing bags. Two Essex girls are like, oh, what's going on?

So, they're like, oh, look, we can't get a flight. We've got got no money. We got to rob a car. So they got a little clothes hanger, right? And they start trying to rob cars. And they find a van that's open. Oh, fuck, it'd turn off for the books, isn't it? Oh, it's all right.

Yeah. So is it drugs, guns, or people? It's a Volkswagen van, right? I'll tell you all in a minute, okay? To get in there driving along and be like, oh, we're there in no time. nice little route trip this is awesome but then they find

weed yeah sucking all the ganja and a bomb oh yeah oh wait so it's just it's just like a wee bag

is it's not like oh no it's a big big load weed yeah oh fucking noise yeah so they basically ripped off some dealers

without knowing it well let me tell you okay they're smoking all the weed all right they're having a great time but then uh yes

who is that who is there there's a German guy who sleep in the back oh wow Yeah, Hans. Hans. Yeah.

Who's smoking my weed? Yeah. Hans is like that. It's like, you've taken my vehicle, but this is not your vehicle. What is happening here? And Tony's like, listen here, you're your German cunt, all right? You stay quiet. We got to get my bed out, all right?

So you shut the fuck up. He's like, oh, well, why are you like drugs? Will you like to smoke some crack? Everything I've heard about the Germans is bid, folks. They are bloody chipped geese. I don't care that my granddad died in Normandy These blokes are fucking all right

Come on, let's have each set They'll start smoking crack and have a great time While driving Yes Not the safest thing ever But they're having a great time They'll take turns They're like whey

And they're playing like techno music Okay That's hilarious And then during this Pat's doing like crime stuff Sure Oh let's go to Pat for a minute The big thing is

So Pat is going to double cross This guy who's banging Oh I fucked him to dead Yes I'm taking name So it's Pattee Betty All right

Betty Boop Steveo All right So Steve oh Yeah Pat Yeah So

Steveo all right It's like I need you do a favour For me to You need to kill this guy And Patte is like I think I can do that I think I'm known

For whacking people He goes to whack this guy Turns out it was a set up Because there's a camera there So now Steveo has video Of Pat Tay killing someone He's like, do you ever double across me?

Oh, that's going right to the police. And there I've got a lot of bent coppers on the take that love to fuck when English man, like you, I'm Italian. If you couldn't chill for me bloody accent. Hello, I'm a bloody Italian. And you fucked, pal, I've got you on film. Bloody bogking that lad on the head with a big bloody hammer, you fucking deaf sod.

You're in me pocket now, you fucking twat. so there's all that all that drama going on okay oh my god really yeah okay I'd be going for a lot longer so then the boys arrive

Tony and Craig and now Hans and Hans yeah and then Tony's like listen here Pa this lad here Hans sounded solidie heard guy

alright best fucking can't ever met more life fucking you ever in England mate you call me up we go out in Essex together you have a fucking great time. Yes, thank you. Yes, very fun.

And then Hans drives off. He's like, fucking great bloke. Great bloke indeed. Now, okay, I'll give you the money. What's going on? And Hans is there smoking crack with all the money. Be like, goodbye. So he did it on purpose?

Yeah, he did, yeah. He's like, goodbye gay boys. Snicky Germans. You can't trust them. So like, oh, fucking can't, oh, what's going on now? But then I think Patate's like, oh, we'll just rob some more money. Oh, okay.

I mean, you could have done that the whole time, like, fucking... And then, oh yeah, so then they betrayed a guy eventually. They take the team up with a different gangster who also wants to take down Stivo. Okay. And they take down Stivo, basically, all right? Right, right. Now, remember the girl, Betty, all right? She's like, oh, yeah.

She's like, okay, oh, yeah, Steve, I've gone now. I guess we did that together. We can team up, Pat. Yeah, yeah. and Pat's like Yeah, yeah, sure, sure And he's like, they're in a van

They're all in a van, I think it's a range rover actually Oh Yeah, they're in a range rover Right, yeah, they're in a range rover Yeah, they're in a range rover Like yeah, yeah sure And they drive off without her right

And they stop a little bit And they're like, oh no, just joking, Get in, get in, get in She's like, okay, tries to get in, They drive off again And then Tony took his ass out And moons her Oh wow

You silly slaghan They're like the Nelk boys Yeah, exactly, yeah Totally frat bro Pranksters And they're like, Yeah, fuck you

You silly cunt And they leave her there Nice And they drive off With all these pills Like all the pills With Steveo He gets in the movie

You're wrong Keeps going Okay To get back to England Alright Now do you know Connor Ben No

Or Tony Ben No There's some boxer I think he fought Eubank back in the day Okay Again, it's like In the 80s

Yeah Yeah So there's some boxer That Tony Tucker his friends with it and this is a real guy they actually have his son playing him in the movie so I think it's either

either Tony Ben is playing his son Connor Ben or Connor Ben is playing his dad whatever thing fair enough yeah yeah yeah but that's a little subplot it's Mike Tyson just that's yeah it's a little subplot there where Tony's got to get back in time for the fight

okay why is he kind of like a manager he's not but he's like a friend he's a mate all right okay it's pretty progressive because it's a black boxer. Oh, okay.

Right. But anyway, this is a nice little cherry on top, all right? So to get there, the guy wins the fight and they're all celebrating. Yeah. And they're selling the pills

that's a fight and everywhere else. They're having a great time. But Pat gets a call from one of his henchmen. Oh, Pat, we got a problem. One of the lads here done a pill and he's all poorly now.

He's all falling over. Can't brain. Bad pills, Pat. Bad pills. And Pat's like, I knew it was too good to be true. He was fucking cancer. so them him and the lads have to get all the pills from everyone

like give me that pill back you can't all right and they throw money at the face like here's your tenor back give me that pill you fucking can't but like if you're selling the pills wouldn't they all just do it on the spot though don't you well I don't know whatever I don't know like but they have to get all their supplies a bunch of it okay they got like bags and bags

of pills oh right we gotta get rid this we get Nick with these pills we're going down to slam her again I'm not going back to the clinkler right so they throw them all in the water right and they're like oh fucking that was a close one yeah look Bit of a waste of time there going Marbella and back

but at least we didn't get done but then they get a call Oh Pat Remember that kid He'll asthma Oh He just forgot his an ailor Which kid?

The kid who fell down From the pills Oh Keep up What I'm sorry Like you're not So it turns out Oh the pills

Plus you did the voice Of his misses It was the henchman They don't have the same voice James You know So it turns out They were good pills You know, like this absolute nonsense and you have to filter this dribble through me.

I have to ask questions so the sane, rational people listening know what's going on. I suppose, yeah. Okay, so the lad who they thought had a bad reaction to the pills just had asthma. Yeah. So the pills are actually okay. Yeah, and it ends a very funny way of pap, you're like, oh, no. And you look at the water and all the pills are in the water because they threw them in the river. Yeah.

Oh. Aww. Bump, Bump, bum, yeah, that is the end. It's a very comical ending.

Yeah, I was like, that's great. Had a few little twists and turns. Not that I might actually barely any tits at all. Okay. But,

um, I had fun. Yeah. And the characters are very fun. I can see why they keep bringing them back. Even though they're dead. Yes.

They keep bringing them back. It's, they are, they have a very good chemistry together of those three guys. They do, yeah. Very,

especially that Tony Tucker guy. Yeah. Now, Rise the Foot Soldier 5, aka Origins. All right. I was let down by this. Okay. I will say, the poster has a very prominent Vinny Jones.

So I was like, oh shit, Vinnie's here. Maybe he becomes the main character. Maybe he's the villain. But you literally see Vinny Jones. Other character in the poster, but at the side. Yeah, yeah. Like Pat Tate and Dembril. Yeah, and you're like, okay, dig off Vinny Jones here.

It's going to next level here. Yeah. The four was a revelation They've got the energy They're going to keep going wrong Really? Bad? Not good

After four If I hadn't seen four We'd be like Yeah, same old, same old But it's like if someone Like gave you a nice cake All right Yeah, yeah

Yeah And then you have to go back To eat vegetables You're like What's what about the cake? Yeah Fair enough Where's the cake

So it's like that So it starts off Fucking The Falklands Okay Yeah And they show actual footage of people getting killed in the Falklands

and bodies getting taken out and really weird like you know what war it's not like a simple leg get blown off it's like real weird like half the body's blown the bits and like there's a bit of skull hanging off like really very weird graphic shit yeah sounds like they had a big budget

then no this is actual footage actual war footage where did they get I didn't realize that the Falklands were filmed so extensively yeah happy to attachers time yeah but like actual like you know people getting blown up and shit Yeah, yeah

Not the actual blowing up It's the aftermath People getting on stretchers and that Right, okay Yeah But really horrific Very kind of dark stuff Yeah

And we cut to a young kid Alright On a plane Going to the Falklands And it's like Two kids and one's like Oh how are you getting on Oh fucking brickin it

Oh war is scary in it Yeah All right Tony Tucker Oh It's young Tony Tucker Oh And I was like Is it him playing

Is it's the same guy him is I'm a 19 year old kid I don't got my head in my shoulders properly don't know weird world works war is hell

I found out and I was like oh God I hope he's not gonna be young because this kid was not very good I was like oh I hope it's not this the whole film

yeah but literally next scene then is like the war is finished and there's a guy being like all right war is done now head home but be on watch your head all right

because you've seen things Tony oh I didn't realize Tony Tucker actually fought in the Falklands They never mentioned that before Yeah

Is it true Or they're just Being like Why not There's no True in this anymore This is all nonsense

I'd love to see those three guys Like in Auschwitz And the sixth one And we I'm not me He's bloody daft Didn't he

Yeah They defeat Hitler And we get on the train We can get there No time Yeah Yeah So

We then cut to like Tony Tucker I think he's meant to be 30 Hopefully not 20s I'm not too sure I think we're in like

the early 80s or the 70s alright So it's it's the guy It's the guy It's the actor playing Toy Tucker 4 Because he's probably like in his And they've given him like a Beatles haircut He always kind of had a weird

I know but it's a little bit It's darker Okay They've made them look younger Right Okay It's kind of hard to describe They've tried to make him look a bit younger

Yeah fair enough I think it's a bit longer here But I don't know I can describe But he's walking around with his mates, all right, and it's not the mates you're accustomed to, it's all different mates, alright? It's before he meets all the guys.

Yeah, yeah. And he sees this girl getting attacked, all right? A girl and her boyfriend get attacked with this mug, all right? This facken mug, all right? And the rest of the guy is like, oh, leave it, Tony, leave it. Tony's like, I got to help, we've got to save the day. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, Tony's always saving the day, isn't he? Always got to be the hero, is he? He's a, laddie, he's an hero. He's not the hero we want. The one we bloody need me. So Tony Tucker's like Wop, Wapah! Wapah! And he saves the day, all right?

And beats up a guy who looks much bigger and much younger than Tony Tucker. Younger, stronger, bigger, more athletic and fit, yeah. Yeah, exactly. Tony Tucker's like, Wap, like that. Like two punches and he's down. Kind of like Stephen Seagall.

A little bit, yeah. Just the kind of like old man fight where it's not like a lot, but it's like if you hit him in the right place, they fall down like that. I don't want to move too much because I'm tired all the time now. The thing they should do

like a very good thing to get around that old man fighting younger men because you see it a lot with like Liam Neeson or something just have them be really like violent and shitty is just like

instead of like fist to fist just like they stick a glass in their throat kind of unprovoked just like yeah just get it out of the way

now just unkid and they're like oh it's the ear out isn't he that lame Neeson yeah Lee Neeson's back in Star Wars He never left Yeah

I've seen that out Hayden Christensen as well Yeah Everyone's like Oh yes Hayden Christensen I'm like Really?

My dreams have been answered Was there an appetite For Hayden Where he really Like He did those prekel He got his money And got the fuck out

Yeah yeah yeah He did like one or two Like movies I think He did some movie about Like a guy who was sad I think People said it's actually quite good

Okay I think it's something Called Shattered Something I think It's about a journalist who killed themselves? Shattered asshole. Yeah, exactly.

And he was sad about it. Anyway. So Tony Tucker saves the day, all right? Saved this couple. This couple, right? Yeah. And then the next day, Limo pulls up.

He's just walking down the street, probably down to the Buckees, whatever, okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get inside, young man. And then Tony's like, all right. Shad's good to me. Yeah.

Gets inside, so I was like, you help my, my grandson. What can I do to help you, young man? Yeah. Keep a calm young man the film, right? That just doesn't happen.

And he's like, I'd like a job. So I'll put you in charge of the door of my nightclub. And he's working the door, okay? But he sees, Tony sees a lot of criminal activity. Yeah. A lot of people sneak in drugs in. And stuff like that. And he tells the guy and he's like, you can't trust them, mate, okay? You can only trust me.

Yeah. So he gets them all fired and then hires Tony's guys. Okay. So then they're ruling the roost, all right? But they have to deal with Travelers. They have to say this. Yeah. Travelers feature extensively in these movies And the travellers in these are terrifying

They're not people They're awful zombies Where they get to go like There's multiple scenes where the travellers are attacking And it cuts to like Did them all be like What? Like that and they're charging the nightclub all right

And they're like go for the head The Travellers are scary in these movies Yeah there's not a single one's like well actually some of us are different they're all like they don't really talk they do have Patty

these ones are on Claire Bourne live they do have one guy is like Patty something he's like a well-known traveler you know the guy oh yeah like ate on umbilical cord

or something like that he was like he was in like Big Brother and Big Fat Gypsy Whed and yeah he kind of became like a celebrity almost yeah

he plays like the king of the gypsies have to talk to they're all and they do actually I'm saying now I was saying like they're all monsters in this this there's a bit where they talk to him's like I tell you what thou say what you want about them

they'll keep the word okay so if you do a peace bargain with them you could trust them yeah they're like but I still don't like them yeah they still bloody fucking stink wait now where's Vinnie Jones coming in it's not enough time

I'll tell you that so it's a rival club and Vinny Jones is like they're doing the door for that right okay and the guy's like oh it's too wild in here we gotta get Tony Tucker in When was this movie made This origins 2021

Oh really How's Vinnie Jones looking I haven't seen him in a while He's all right yeah He definitely doesn't do that much action in it He's not the hard man he used to be He had a sad His wife died

His wife died He went on loose women Sort of crying Yeah And you can't come back from that No no He's working well He's working

He's in a new law and order show It's called Law and Order Criminal Something It's like a spin-off In America? Yeah Oh that's cool And he plays like a regular

he plays like an Armenian gangster or something like that I like Vinny Jones he's getting steady work yeah do you ever see that very famous video of him in some like nightclub and he just beach the shit out of somebody it's fucking like yeah it's awesome yeah I mean back

in the day he was fucking a terror like yeah yeah yeah very fun that was like 2013 or something that came out like you know oh yeah he's still wild he's wilding out dog yeah he's an inspiration for him and Big Narsie are great comedy he's on the big nasty show while ago there

I think I saw it I think you put that on. That's the thing I like about Vinny. He can have a laugh at himself. You know what I mean? He can play along. He's pretty funny, too. He was like, oh, dance better than you, blacks.

I'm sorry? We were having a nice time here. Where did that come from? Wait, did he say that on the big dark? A decent stuff like that. Bidar's like, yes. Let me see you don't, blood. Let me see you don't, yeah?

So, anyway, back to the rise, folks. We're almost the end. Vinnie Jones is criminally underused this film Okay Probably couldn't afford them For long That seems like the case

Yeah It seems like it's just a lot of like Oh you better watch out Tony Tucker Well you better watch out Finney Jones Oh something will happen Yeah

But not really happens Like yeah And then Vinny Jones leaves After why He's like I gotta go Fuck off Yeah I have to go

My home planet needs me And then like There's like A standard kind of like Criminal element Or like some gangs they're like after them. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And during it, we meet all the characters. So, like, one stage, Tony Tucker's like, oh, now this guy down the gym is pretty handy. His name's, oh, what's his name now? Pat Tate. That's a, yeah. And then we get to see Meet Patate, all right? And it's then, like, this guy's, like, selling pills in there.

And he's like, get out of you, Mug. What's your name? Craig Rolf. Is it the same guy again? Yeah, the same guy. They never used the Carlton Leach guy again, though, did they? They did not until. Okay, so all the drama happens

They saved the day Where the fuck is Like the rival gangsters get beaten And all that Yeah So like right We can relax now I'm gonna go down gym

So then Tony Tucker goes down to the gym Lifting weights Then a figure Appears From the back You see from the back of the head Alright Someone walks up to Tony Tucker

So I Oye are you Tony Tucker And then Tony Tucker And then Tony Tucker looks up The end Oh We don't see the face Because they couldn't

get the guy. Oh, really? Yeah. Why not? I don't know. I don't know. He was on EastEnders for two episodes,

so that kind of was taking up his time. It must have been the thing like he fell out with them or something. Must be, yeah, because you got everyone else back.

Yeah. And also the guy who they have playing like Tony Tucker does not look like him back of the head does not sound like him. Sorry, Carlton Leach,

yeah, does not sound like him. He's doing more like a oh, that's what you're doing. My name's Carlton Leach. Yeah. And it's definitely meant to be him, yeah? Yeah, he says, my name's Colton Lane.

Oh, I see, right. I should have recognized that as actual dialogue. Yeah. But, okay, so there's going to be another one then? I hope so. It can't end like that. Now, here's the thing, okay. You're, this is really taking up a lot of your time?

I know, yeah. Like, is this what you were doing for the entire two weeks I was away? Exactly, yeah. It's like, there's no, James, what we're going to do? I need other alpha males in my life. I need Tony Tucker. Yeah. Yeah.

There's alphas, betas and sigmas. What's a Sigma? A Sigma is a guy, William Defoe, is the example people use. Okay. Someone who has his own energy. Oh, that's not exactly alpha or beta? Yeah. But what is it then?

So here's saying, you're alpha, okay? Am I? You're fully alpha. Okay. The fact you're like, am I? That proves how much of alpha you are. You, Tony Tucker and Pat Tate, all alphas. Me and Craig Rolf Betas, okay?

We fall over, we hurt her next. You're like, you fucking silly cunt. Yeah, that is. a bit like me actually now that I think about it, yeah. Now, Sigma's, as I mentioned, they do their own thing, they do not care about the labels

and that makes them appealing in a way. Okay. But Sigma is a dangerous road because you can be a cool Sigma or you can be like, you know, shitting yourself in alleyway, Sigma. Who'd be a bad Sigma,

would you say? Let me think of a good example here, but brainstormed it. Because like, okay, so Alpha... So like Howard Hughes near the end is bad Sigma. Okay, yeah. So he's all.

hairy and he has to cut his nails and he's in the hotel room for three years or like uh you know an andy coffman he'd be a sigma right yeah sigma he started off good sigma and then he became weird sigma yeah we got cancer like a dork that's a real sigma move right there you never get cancer no not me uh i'm uh what will i how will it end not good not well oh before i want to talk about what you do for rise of foot soldier six the minute okay Well, there's really an interesting thing lately where you're talking about like, there's a by-election in the UK right now.

Yeah. We're talking about liberal voters, all right? Right. They're saying there's two liberal voters. Joe's and Jenny's. You're a Joe and I'm a Jenny, okay? This is from The Guardian. You're a Joe.

You're a hardworking regular Joe. You pay your taxes. Yeah. You look after yourself. Yeah. You look after your responsibility. Yeah. I don't do any of that.

But yeah, okay. Now, I don't do any of that. liberal union man you know up the workers yeah coal miners and all that shit okay but lately you feel the world's moving and it's leaving you behind okay and you feel

like you know maybe Brexit was right after all right now you're preaching my language yeah maybe you know what I used to be liberal maybe I'm a conservative now because they're all acting so funny and so weird preach it brother breach it oh I feel it now love I don't even know what

I believe anymore right So that's a joel right there. A guy who's on the edge. Yeah. Because he's been kicked around by a world. I did everything right, I did. I did exactly what I was supposed to do. And where am I there, right?

I'm on the bottom of a bloody skip. That is my life. It's all gone wrong. And then there's the... The jennies. Now, I'm a jenny. So a jenny is someone, I'm young, upwardly mobile. I've got my whole life ahead of it.

I mean, it means just like my career is going up. Oh, okay. I keep working. So let's say like you're a fishmonger. You're not upwardly mobile, okay? Right. You're stuck with the fish.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, if you're like... In the tech sphere. Yeah, your tech sphere is like, I could become this, I could become CEO, I could get promotion, do this.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So my life is going well, all right? And I'm a liberal. And I think I'll always be a liberal. And I love, you know, to support things. I love canceling things, okay? Yeah.

and I love, you know, being right and I love protesting and all that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, they were saying that there's a panic now in the Labour Party where they're trying to get all the Joes. Okay. Because they've got the Jennies.

That's the problem, though. They think they're the Jennings, but the Jennies are going to start making money. Yeah, and that's the thing. Once you get pumped up to a certain, like, tax bracket, you get very conservative. Yes, yes. And that's understandable.

If I, like, was earning that kind of money, like yeah let's go let's vote fucking conservative like let me keep my cash that's what they're saying it's like we're focusing so much on the caddens okay the old tools are like well I'm making so much money I don't want to give it all to those smelly immigrants maybe maybe a little bit could go

to me I want to buy my my fancy Lucas aid and what I want to go to Brown Thomas and not care about what what the price tag says so I was just saying they were saying there's two types of voters and I was taught as pretty simplistic but it was an interesting idea

there that like the cool hip you know the young people that have like the blue hair and all that give it 10 years they'll all be like you know uh conservative and fox hunting and whatnot yeah because you know it's just kind of like a fad and colleges yeah also the thing is you know i'd say that the young generation coming up now they'll all just to piss off their you know blue-haired parents they'll go all like old school conservative but that man that's the nick fountises types you know those guys like they're like the 18 year olds that like wear suits like i actually like the KKK. It's because their parents

probably like, yo, dude, man. Why just listen to the Grateful Dead? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, Daddy. I hate blacks. I've heard of Nick Funtas.

We talked about him before. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, before we go, okay, we got some time. I have to go see Top Gun soon. I have to go get drunk with people and see Top Gun. Oh, yeah. Sounds like work.

I'll be fun. Yeah, no, we got some time. Someone comes to you, okay, man. Rise of the Soul of Church Six What do we do? How can we

keep this franchise going? We fucked ourselves by having them dying the first film Yeah What can we do? Alternative Universe

No Look how angry you are You're like I don't want any silly answers James Please treat this franchise

With the respect It deserves You brainless cunt Okay so where You're off the case. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, what's the kind of another aspect of, like, could they come up against, like, you know, like the, the Utes and the Breedrin and all of that? The Yardings.

Yeah, the Yardies and all that stuff. That would be fun, yeah. A bit too much fun, I think. But, like, they died in 1995, so you can't have any modern shit, I guess. Is there a way, and you see an alternative universe, is there any other way to have it where we can have these stories continue and not do people? day. But like the, and kind of get around the fact that the characters are ageing a lot.

Now, you could do, wake up from a dream, oh, Pat had a bad dream day we got shot. Yeah. That's silly. And then the three of them are in the same bed together. All wearing little night hats and gowns. Back to bed, silly, cunt.

Back to bed. Like, or you could do maybe like, like, you know what, it's so silly. When anyone care after, like, we found the magic book and we brought them back and now it's like, rise of the bracket's dead soldier. Oh, I've got a pain in my head.

What's going on? At the fucking hole. Well, you know what you could do, right? I mean, I'm sure there's probably some kind of lineage in terms of who they were as criminals in the 90s and what, like, people in their, you know, criminals sphere are doing now. So maybe you can have, like, a juxtapose.

Here's criminals in the modern day. and they're like talking, you're seeing flashbacks because maybe some shit that they did back in the 90s has implications in the modern day criminal underworld.

Tony Tucker Jr.? Maybe, maybe they don't all need to have kids. I know. I'm sure one of them did. I have one of them, yeah. But their kids are actual real people. You can play,

you know, the guy who play Jay from the Inbetweeners. He could play Pat Tate Jr. I like that. Yeah, that's good. Yeah. I think who could you actually get now, you get him

you probably get Simon for Inbetweeners You probably get The other one for Inbetweeners No, none of them are doing anything Not really, no You get all the Inbetweeners And

You get all the Inbetweeners movie That's it, yeah That's how you continue with Inbetweeners three The Patate Chronicles It's only matter of time We get Inbetweeners three You think?

Oh, it has to be What are they going to be like But who wants that though? I don't want the money actually don't want to check but you know here's the thing first of all

like you know those two films did very well financially yeah okay but it's different like that second one

came out in like 2014 it's it's a far different world now like that type of humor is like

you bab die you gay lord I'm looking to be you know it's it's yeah

that's what I mean it's not allowed anymore you get a very woke jay now that's the thing yeah

they come back and they're all woke or whatever a woke J I'm funny actually I started the Me Too movement Yeah Yeah

I was actually there Harvey watched He didn't know He was doing Yeah He was just Tau fucking Angelina Joe Lee

In a caravan Yeah You can do something Yeah I mean don't get me wrong I love the in betweeners But I just don't know Like they'd be in their

mid-30s Yeah The characters And actors Like you know Now I think almost like leave it till they're really old. Like really

maybe they have kids of their own. Remember the movie Last Vegas? Yes. Wait, yeah. I didn't see Last Vegas. I didn't either. I'm ashamed to admit. I probably could talk of a very example of old people. Space Cowboys. Yes, Space Cowboys. I've never seen that either.

That's the whole thing. It's like Tommy Lee Jones, Robert DeVall, a couple other old fogies like, we're old men but we're going back to space. Clint Eastwood. Clint Eastwood. Dick Eastwood directed her. oh okay yeah it's funny it's like because that movie came out like 30 years ago and the premise of the movie's like oh we're so old and past it but they're all still alive making movies and it boggles

the mind anyway and you're trying to tell me adrenachrome isn't real I'm worth it if we can keep Tommy Lee Jones working I love Tommy Lee Jones he's a very very cool guy I love that story about him what with Jim Carey yeah yeah what are you saying I can't stand your just Your buffoonery. Yeah, yeah. That's hilarious. You hear that and like, that's mean, but you know what he was like? He could have been doing the whole Riddler thing on his...

He probably was. Jump around in place, but he's like, oh, woo, whew, whey. For months and months on end. Yeah. I only Tommy Jones would, like, be like, it's pretty funny, Jim. I like that. Could you teach me how to be as whimsical as you?

Yeah, it's called cocaine. Apparently, Jim calls it sugar. I need my sugar. I can't remember I heard that. It came on around the whole time of the dead girlfriend he gave STDs to story. There were apparently leaked emails

and DMs. And yeah, he's always on cocaine and he calls it sugar. I need my sugar. But it's funny because his whole thing is like, I'm sober. I don't take any pills or powders or anything. I use pure consciousness

and, you know, love and energy to get through the day. It's like, but you're on cocaine. Well, That's neither here nor there. Anyway. Anyway, that's the end of the free one. Yeah.

That was very fun now. That was good. I might cut out one part. What part? Oh, I'll see how I feel. You see, yeah. Oh, is it the part where, no, was it me or you? You were in character.

No, I leave that in. As Tony Clifton? Yeah. No, I'll leave that in. Okay, right. I demand that be left here. Okay, well, it's on your head. I'm going on record right now.

The record show, I tried to do, take, I was trying to take it out. That Tony Cliftoned bit. was very good. Patate as Tony Clifton. It was great though, yeah. No, that's maybe the pussy, okay? It was on record saying, I was like, I want to do it and you overpowered me. I'll say that, yeah. Alpha beta. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And all you sigmas

can go fuck yourselves. Yeah, and all the Jenny, what was it, Joe's and Jennies? Joe's and Jennys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we're going to end it there, guys. Why not come to the live show on the 3rd? We are doing another live show in the Hapenie Bridge Inn on

third of July that's a Sunday it's going to be like a live comedy podcast slash movie quiz and it's going to be a lot of fun we have the event it's all on event bright we'll put the link in the description of this episode

please come we need you to come to the show hear that here Brian he needs his medicine oh I forgot we to do Marvel Minute you're still coughing a little bit yeah just get it out Marvel Meals don't know but yet

X-Men. Brian, just, if you need to just... No, no, I'm okay. You're okay? Yeah, I'm okay. The X-Men. All right. I was going to hold Marvel Man about the X-Men, because they're polyamorous now, and they're making drugs. Polyamorous, meaning they fuck everybody kind of thing? Yeah, and they make drugs now. What drugs? They're giving drugs, because they're like, how can we trick the humans and liking us? Now they've made drugs. Oh. So they run a pharmaceutical company now, the X-Men do. In the comics? Yeah, yeah. Right, okay. And they have three drugs, one to make you live longer, one to

make you happier and one that can kind of not cure cancer but can kind of help with cancer. Yeah. They could make a drug that could cure cancer but that would make the humans live too long. Yeah, I mean that's, you know what's good. And they've colonized Mars. Okay. Right.

So. I wonder if there's any like really good antidepressants that actually work. No. You know what? But like that the rich people take and they just give us plebs, sugar pills like, oh, you still feel sad. we'll take some more

you know what I mean but anyway yeah anyway we'll get more X-Men later on yeah but the live show yeah the live show I got distracted by the X-Men 3rd of July yeah third of July

so pop on down we'll have questions and tell you what if you have watched these five rise the first torture movies you will have a very good advantage when it comes to the quiz

I'll say that okay not saying much yeah yeah yeah this is news to me anyway I'll tell you that but yeah and you're going to see top gun now

gonna see the top gun yeah yeah yeah i don't much time to hang around oh yeah yeah sure we'll end it now but hey come to the live show please oh yeah guys live show be good and uh next we're gonna have all sorts of cool things as well so we're back on a regular schedule yes we're back we're back i'm never leaving the country again goodbye