Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 161 : Poppers and Abortions

Episode Date: July 6, 2022

Roe v Wade vs Brian vs James

You're very impulsive, Brian. Yeah, I'm all, I'm never like, okay, James, let's start on your... You're like, go now, go now, it's like, you know I have to turn this thing on and it takes a second. Turn on, I don't want to hear excuses, turn on, I even grabbed your mic there. I was going to, like, double gun at there, a few mics. Yeah. Anyway, how are you doing, James? We're back with a free one there.

Yes, that's right. We're talking about on the Patreon, but we were, uh, we did a quiz night last night, the big movie quiz night. A movie quiz. Uh, we got some people in. It wasn't a packed room, but it was good. It was pretty full It was a rowdy crowd though They were very rowdy

Oh yeah There were a lot of people Scream and abuse that is We could a crowd surf It was pretty good I liked more rowdyness I thought it was gonna get violent Remember that Belfast woman

I legit thought she was gonna like Throw a bottle ladders It was her and then some other girl From like Albania or something like No from LA She had her arse hanging out Do you see that? What?

Her arse you see it wasn't like hanging out like But like it was like The Belfast girl No the one be the other one the kind of rough-looking one. No offence, but you know the little dog-looking one? I was wearing like this kind of... I don't remember Brian.

All I remember is seeing beautiful angels and queens. Two women. It was like roving ways. There was a lot of tasty little, some hot chikas in the crowd. There's a lot of chikas. And some hot dudes as well. Yeah. And some old Welsh cunts.

The next, they were even hot as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But next time we do the quiz, we're going to have, you know what, to lean into it. When we did the quiz last night it was like, guys be quiet,

I'm doing the question. No, I was given them shit. Yeah, I should have been giving them shit as well. I should have got like poppers and we should have got like, you know,

like a big flame shower. I'm sure they would like that. Yeah. No, just get a lynx can and a cigarette lighter or blow it in their face. And you just smash a bottle off my head and it's like,

what, Toga, Toga, Toga. But yeah, it was fun. It was a wild time. I've been having a, you know what? I don't feel hungover. It's a weird.

because I've been going hard this last week. I've been working hard and every time I get off work I end up chasing pussy and I keep falling on my face by the way I keep failing to get pussy but I'm running around town chasing pussy doing poppers because someone told me that's the best way to get pussy

is do those of poppers. To do the gay man droke? Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I met these naughty girls. So your asshole is wide open for the pussy you get all that snays and shove it up your gigantic gaping asshole thanks to the poppers

Yeah You must have read the game By Neil Strauss Yeah You know how to get the ladies Yeah Do where I love My asshole is gaping

It's like a manhole cover Open and ready for action There's going to be some ninja turtles crawling out of it any second now Shredder Rock Steady Cowbonga dude Anyway

So yeah I met these girls after gig there And they were like really Into the show It was weird They're like, I love comedy. I fucking love comedy so much. I was like, oh, cool, yeah.

And they're like, I almost feel nervous talking to you because you're so funny and I'm not funny. Really? Yeah, I was like, where were they from? Northern Ireland. Okay. Yeah. And even like, like, one of them, like, said something like,

I kind of laugh. She was like, I can't believe I made that guy laugh. Oh my God, this is crazy. Wow. And then, like, we're drinking afterwards. And I was like, oh, these girls are very nice. Yeah. Yeah. Were they hot?

Nice tits. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then. They got the heavies, dude. Yeah, yeah, they're good, nice heavies. And then we're going out,

and they're doing lots of, like, joints. They're doing weeds, were they? And poppers as well, and they were getting me real dizzy man. A few times I was walking around, I was like, I might have to sit down on the floor here. That's the whole thing. You know about poppers, they get you real dizzy.

Yeah, but I was trying to play it off cool. It was like, you do poppers all the time, love, you know me. We used to, just a little sidebar, we used to dip our joints in, poppers and then you sit the joint on a radiator and let it dry out and then like after half an hour it's dry and you smoke it and

it's very weird. It gives you a headache and it smells bad. Pretty awesome. But anyway, go on. So these horrors are getting you all dizzy, getting you all hopped up. Yeah, I was texting during this because they had to go drop their stuff off at the hostel Oh yeah, I do remember this guy.

And they were like, oh, back in five minutes. I was like, yeah, okay, so this stood outside of the hostel down my own, waiting for these, about 15 minutes yeah I think it was a little longer than probably long

because I was text you you were you were you always texting me like oh I'm waiting out here for ages

that was probably about 10 minutes yeah then I start texting you it's like I need card and reassurance

they're going to come back aren't they James come on dude they're probably just getting you know

they're putting Novakain on their vagina because they know you're going to destroy their little their little

cunt holes are going to get punished by Tuller's big vigour's big vigorous cock. They said the N-word

of that. Nice. Marry these women. These are, this is the one. Yeah. Marry them both. You could be a thruple.

Just they're doing poppers say on the N-word to big-titted Belfast Hors. It's a match, it's a fairy tale. It's Derry Girls Next Generation.

Aye, I'll tell you. I don't like. The fuck. It was weird. They weren't even using it the right way. Obviously, there's no right way to use it. You're doing that wrong, madam. Let me show you how it's done.

But they just drop it in conversation, almost like they were sneaking it in, where they'd be like, oh, take these peep poppers. And they'd be like, what? What? Yeah. What kind of poppers are these? Cool poppers. Yeah, yeah.

But, yeah, so I didn't bang any of them. No, but I might be meeting up at one later on, but I might have to drive to the north. Oh. Okay. What part of the north is it? Belfast. Now, they came back from the hostel. They did, yeah.

Then we wandered around basically trying to get a pint and we couldn't because it was like 4 a.m. Oh, right, yeah, yeah. So, man, why aren't the pubs open? Is it like this all over place where you can't get points like late at night? Yeah. Is it like, what?

It's like... What's this prohibition shit? It's like licensing hours. Yeah. Well, there are some places. Coppers stay open until about 4 a.m. But we have the 4 a.m. already. The maize stays open to her on tree.

Yeah, but there are some places, you know It should be 24-7 Should be non-stop partying all the time But I was T-shocked at me my number one rule Really? Anyone caught not partying Not living life to the max Okay, you always TV license There's a, you have to pay a tax

For not living life to the max Yeah, TV license or tubular license Are you being a bodacious babe? So I have a few instances Of going out with girls late at night and it's not been working out too well for me I've kissed a few but not more than that I thought there's a Finnish girl

I've been chatting to trying to organize something with her and a Nordy girl at a gig No no I met her Where to me or dear Bumble actually yeah I'm banned from Tinder as I mentioned Yes you have mentioned yeah I feel we know a few people

I don't know what's going on I don't know for cracking down recently but a few people we know we've been recently banned from Tinder Oh really? Yeah and I like this well because I thought Jesus I did something didn't realize it, but they're also saying the same thing where he doesn't get banned for no reason.

Even women are getting banned, like... It's just kind of like some silly, like, I don't know, you made an off-color remark or something? I don't know, that's the thing. It's annoying, like, it's no way to appeal it, but I'm on Bumble at the moment. I think I might set out a bit. I might go full, like, Matthew Tallon a little bit.

Not say he's sold out. He's doing much better than us, but I might go to this gap in the market now for a young twink. So I might just dye my hair and it loves of Pearson. Oh, I see, right, yeah And, like, look off the distance a lot I think I'm a bit too full on I'm just going to wear shades now

And not talk to women Oh, be the kind of mysterious guy Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah But it's kind of hard to smash after a gig Because I've just be on stage Being like, I've got, My gig's all about small cock I love sucking things

Yeah, yeah sticking things up my arse, you know Yeah And then I'll have to get on stay off stage then And be like, hey, baby, what's up? What's up, baby, girl? Let me highlight you from in a girl That's all bullshit.

When you're going to give me them digits, girl, give me them skins, girl. And they're like, why, why are you talking like that? Did you do too many of those poop hoppers? And now you're talking all weird. Same, girl, I like the, I like the way you do that. Also, I've been getting a lot of taxis because of me now late at night. Yeah. Taxis are all cuns now.

They have always been. But I've been, I had a great run of taxis there where you'd sit down, you'd sit down, you drive you chat about Arsenal you know you have a good time I hate I hate when they talk to me I don't like making small talk they won't fucking use their sat nav three taxis in a row have not used

their fucking satnav where I'm like Glass Nevin they're like yeah okay buddy I think they're driving to be honest I think that's a bit of a ruse they pretend that they don't know where they're going so you be in the taxi longer and pay more money no I'd make one time out of the tree he did go the wrong way and I was like you're going the wrong

way it's like ah sorry pal you should have said to go the right way but the other two times literally they said stop like do I go left or right and I'm like well can you have to see your sat and I was like

tell me I'm like all right then that's their job and like what if you're going somewhere that you don't know how to get to yeah

you know what I mean also I'm fucking drunk and I'm poppers so you're asking this stuff and stuff that like I do know but I don't really want to be

concentrating I don't want to sit back and close my eyes for a second I don't be constantly like okay so up here now not the first left okay but the second left

please and then just give me attitude the whole time yeah I fucking yeah also it's really hard to get taxis now I want Uber to just come in and just you know completely

I want every taxi man homeless and dead by the time the next budget comes around that's what I want so we both got different ideas of government like having a good time

and you're like bring suicide numbers up there are rocky numbers yes I want triple digits daily That's the CAD dog That's my promise to the people You know about the New York taxi drivers

No They had a thing It was like a badge Okay It was a medallion That's what it is Yeah And you pay for

It's like a mortgage On your taxi all right Okay So you pay for it for years and years And eventually you pay it off And you have basically Your own taxi then And after that's all free money

Basically all the money you All the money you earn goes to you Okay And it's great And all these taxi drivers These old guys are like I worked a lot time in these towns saw a lot of changes

a lot of things in like protesting and whatnot but I didn't like that wasn't too keen on that but I'll tell you when I was Taoist came down I said what the fuck is this shit this ain't New York this is now what it's all about

but I've made that got my little gold medallion now on my own boss What exactly is the medallion that's kind of like it's just like the blue tick for taxis exactly your account has been verified it is yeah you're a legit New York You know the old-fashioned taxis

In New York You drive one down But then you are Travis Bickle But then Uber came along Like Okay guys You can just use your app now

And you guys like I mean fucking medallion What Ah It was just pointless then Like Yeah All that money

Just gone to waste Just download an app You fucking freak Yeah I think they did Try to bring Uber Into Dublin But the taxi drivers Like

were vehemently protesting They were like I'll die Before I let Uber in here What about free now though. Well, I think, but that's all, that's, like, associated with the Dublin taxi, so I think

all that does is, it's a bit like Just Eat, they just take a commission. But that's like, if your daughter turns by, it's only a matter of time before she's full lesbian. Yeah. It's only a matter of time before she's full taxi driver. It's like, you let free now in, it's only a matter of time before Uber's in as well. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, that's the way they do it. They just, they just keep moving the goalposts a little further. every day and before you know it you're a bisexual taxi driver or something

and all these ubers into the country Ireland is full no ubers yeah I saw that was trending there

hashtag Ireland is full yeah yeah yeah it's uh I don't know I didn't really follow it

you just tell me about it I don't follow it I don't know what it is either I guess it's just like anti-immigration it's pretty self-examatory

but is it what's it exactly just Ireland is full but it shut up Brian is it is it the Ukraine

Ukrainians that they're talking about? Ukrainians, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because they're getting loads in there. Right. Well, the whole thing is like they fake the war. That's what they say. They fake the whole war.

Oh, really? To sneak in and like, um, they beat us, the gah. Now, you were saying the Ukrainian, there's a lot of Ukrainian whores in the country now. I didn't, I didn't, I didn't say phrases like that. No, you said smelly Ukrainian holes are flooding as Fort Ireland. And I love it. With their stink, stinky geese. No, the thing I, my, my point was, I heard this on

Pat Kenny, all right. Now, Pat Kenney is saying they've got lovely geese. Yes. I've tested

everyone personally. And Tuberty wants a piece, but he gets my sloppy seconds. No, the thing was that the searches for Ukrainian

prostitute was gone way up in Ireland in the last few months. So people are like, oh, I'll get a bargain off this. How many did we

take in, actually, like, not just prostitutes, the whole lot. Oh, the whole kitten cabood. I only follow the prostitutes. How many did you?

Yeah, I don't know. The only way, you know, the stock market of the thing going on the bottom of the ticker is like the little green. Oh, yeah. Or the red downwards, okay, the arrows. Yeah. For mine, it's prostitutes.

Prostit up 3%. I'm like, oh, very good. Good, good. Buy, bye, buy, sell, sell. Yeah, they say the economy's about to tank. Nobody even gives a shit about the Ukraine war anymore. Roe v. Wade is overturned. I didn't get booked for the, you know,

Patti Power Comedy Festival. It's all gone to shit, bro. Because of Brett Kavanaugh, Brett stopped my nomination Yes, the Scotus The Scotus Oh yeah, during the fucking The quiz Remember those women wrote like something like F Scotis?

No, like Scotus are assholes But you were like Scouts What have you got against the Scouts? Yeah, I was confused, you know I've heard Scotis before Ah, yeah I've heard POTUS

Yeah, exactly It's a relatively new thing It does take you a second to be like Scotus Supreme Court of the United States like yeah okay tell you what

let's get political all right let's stop being fun so roll we're going to talk about there's a lot of issues I have in my head

yeah I want to tease it out with you James so roll v Wade yes Dave it's now a state issue

in America with abortion used to be free for all used to be a happy good to basically an orgy of dead children

and now it's a state issue we're like some women will have to go, let's say they're in like, I'm just, I guess in like Alabama or something like that. You got to drive over to the next day, which would take days.

Yeah. To get an abortion. Yeah, yeah. Are they even allowed to do that? Like, I really don't know. I mean... But you can snitch them out. You can be a cool guy who snitches on pregnant women.

Oh, good. Yeah, like I know Randall from recess. Yes, Miss Finster. Yeah. So that can be kind of cool. You can be like a cool, like the beer baron before abortions. Yeah. Now, look,

Not to be a Lib-Tard cook, but I don't agree with the Scotus overturning Roe v. Wade. I think it's a bad decision. I think these hoars should be allowed to scrape their ovaries as much as they want. They've earned it. To their

womb's content. But like, it's not just for abortion. It's for, like, a lot of issues. You have, like, a dead baby in there. Oh. And you've got to, like, take it out. And you can't even take the dead baby out. You don't even get the phone of killing it yourself. God. didn't think of that, Brian.

Put your whole new spin on it. Or like, let's say like you go over there and get the abortion, all right? Yeah. You come home a couple days later there's something goes wrong with complications. Right.

You'll have to get back in the car then. Yeah, that's true. When you're squirting, blow out your tits. I'm not a doctor, I presume. No. But I do play one on TV. Yeah, no, that's... I mean, again, I've never really looked into the sort of the nitty-gritty details

of, you know, all the complications. of abortion Well, I watched Roe v. Wade. Oh shit, the 2020 movie. Yeah. It's got like

3.2 an IMDB. I'm surprised it even got that. Really? It's a very interesting movie. Talk about that in a moment.

But let's talk about the current events right now. So because of this now, some states it's going to be okay. So New York you'll probably always be able

to get an abortion. Or Los Angeles. Well, California's a bit weird. California's a swing state. Oh, really? Yes. I always thought they were

very. liberal and shit, no? No, it depends where you are. Some places, they have Ron DeSantis as a government. That's true.

You're right. I thought he was Florida, no. Oh, maybe you're right, James. I don't know. I could be wrong. I mean, yeah.

I thought he was governor of California. You could be very right. I thought I heard. I thought he had basically what Arnold had. Maybe. Well, yeah,

Arnold was Schwarzenegger. Yeah, he was, what you call it? He was a conservative, right? He was, yeah. Yeah, no,

it says, governor of Florida. Oh, you're right. Okay, I'll take it back. Yeah. But he's a governor anyway. He is. But he's, uh, everyone's kind of thinking it's going to be DeSantis in 2020. I think the only thing stopping DeSantis is Trump. Yeah. If Trump

step down and was like, hey, you know what? I'm not going to go again. Yeah. But I do support DeSantis. Yeah. Then we're all good to go. DeSantis. There's no way. He is political dynamite. Really? You know the way, he's a Sydney Sweeney of America. He's got big, juicy,

political tiddies. And he's ready to titty focus into the future. Yeah, yeah. So he's a very, very interesting man. This is this, okay? Former Navy SEAL. Okay.

He has an A plus from the NRA. Oh, that's good, is it? The NRA rape politicians, they gave him an A plus. Is it like rare to get an A plus? Yes, you have to be very, very cool to get that. How do they, do they, how do they measure him, is it how good he's good at shooting?

No, no, no, sorry, it's your gun policy. Oh, I see. How much you defend guns. Right, and he's all about the guns. Yeah. And he has a zero from the gays. A zero? Yeah. Jesus. Not a lot of wiggle room there then. The gays

gave him a pure zero. Now I say the gays, don't mean just general gays. I mean some gay organization, glad or some shit, yeah. Because he sort of, that whole don't say gay bill in Florida. and then there was the whole thing about Disney came out against Disney too

right like I've heard little rumblings but I've never kind of looked into it specifically yeah he had a bit of a war with Disney because Disney are basically like the Vatican where they have basically kind of pull some strings and they have their own separate state yeah they have a lot of power now

yeah they've got a lot of their own power and the scientists are saying he's going to pull that and try and make it so like no you don't have your own power anymore because they're kind of introducing like non-binary and trans characters and then all the like right wingers are like they're okay groomer sexualizing

our children. Yeah like Buzz Lightyear, the new Buzz Lightyer movie which who the fuck cares about Buzz Lightyer? Yeah. But that's two gays in it, kissing. And they don't have Tim Allen. Yeah. Yeah. That's why. But yeah, it was banned in Saudi Arabia Buzz Lightyer because of that.

There's so two gay men or women? Yeah, they start fucking sure. Really? Yeah. To infinity and beyond. Oh my God. Yeah, it was. Zord watches. Does Wodey show up? Reach for the sky, partner.

Grab your ankles, buckaroo. Yeah. But run the scientists, okay? Yeah. So, all the policies, all fucking great stuff. I'm talking about politically. Okay. If you want to become the Republican nomination.

Yeah, yeah. So he, pro veterans. Yes. And now you said he was a Marine, right? Yeah. Was he ever deployed? Did he ever see actions? I believe he was a seal.

Oh, a seal, Navy SEAL. Yeah. Let me look up to full history here, yeah. Yeah. He also backed up to taking to stop politicians getting pensions. I mean, come on. The people love that. Wow, yeah.

But I'm sure then that has to lose him, like, popularity or he falls out of favor with his fellow politicians, surely. Well, hey, look, he doesn't care, because he's also one of the few. places in the world that completely stayed away from all the COVID stuff. Completely. Oh, you know, all the mandatory vaccines and mandatory masks? He was against all of it. Wow. He kept

it free. I did hear Florida was just like an open party the entire time. Yeah. Yeah. He did not stop at all. All this stay-home mandates or the wear a mask or your granny will get sick. Yeah. He's like fuck all of that. Screw that shit.

I'm going to the beach. Yeah. volleyball. We're going to the beach, beach, let's go get away. They start playing that song. So yeah, Navy SEAL right here I'm seeing. It's deployed in Fallujah. Now Fallujah apparently was bad shit. I heard, yeah, Fallujah, like, he was

in the shit if he was in Fallujah. I've heard Fallujah's basically like, you know, Chernobyl? Yeah. Trinobo's like fucking, like, for pussies compared to Fallujah. Wow. Fluja, like, if you even it's bad. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's really bad. Smelly.

Your shoes get all mucky, and it's very loud, and the food is weird, and the music's, you can't follow any of the movies. They don't make sense. It's a nightmare. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he's, yeah, so I'm kind of hearing a lot that Ron DeSantis, no, is Trump going to run again, yeah? He is, yeah. He's been talking about it. Everyone around him is talking about it.

I've heard a Hill Dog is she's going to gear up for a run, too. That would be sad. Trump versus Hildog 24 and he beats her again That would be very funny It'd be funny and sad at the same time It's basically American politics Yeah

But look here I'm going to go to distance to things Okay Support cannabis Does he? Yeah Oh interesting Win you over

Yeah Reducing taxes Yeah hey Nothing wrong with that Against abortion And planned parenthood Oh okay Anti-critical race theory

Oh, okay Does it support some weird programs Like no child left behind and stuff You know supporting like you know poor children Oh right Yeah He's maybe not the hero you've portrayed him to be He does not deny climate change

Much like the Holocaust Yeah I don't deny it but I'm not drinking the Kool-Aid either But he doesn't want to be in the pews Of the global warming left Oh the goddamn globalist condemned

military pull out of Afghanistan okay yeah yeah anti-cuba wants to go to war where Iran he is

he is by his account the most pro-Israel man in the world wow yeah interesting a bit of a curveball

there isn't it that's uh no a lot of Republicans they love Israel really? Yeah they'll love it Because Israel does what they would love to do Okay

They look at what Israel does What shoot Palestinians Yeah exactly I would love to do that Yeah I suppose Yeah Democrats are their Palestinians Yeah I mean

I don't know but Aren't like a lot of All the like the right wing people Are very like They all A lot of them buy into that sort of You know The Jewish conspiracy and all that shit

the Zionist, the Zog machine and whatnot. They do, they kind of pick and choose. So it's like piercing with Israel. It's like, yeah, great Israel, you have fun. Over there. Yeah, okay. Great, good. Stay over there.

And you kill those other people we don't like. Yeah. And we'll send you money. And then Israel sends us a lot of money as well. I say us like the West. Yeah, now obviously like all the, yeah, politician. Like there's a lot of pro-Israel sentiment. And you do see when people come.

come out anti-Israel, even though there's a lot of reasons to be, because they do some really fucked up shit. But, you know, people, they very quickly get labeled with the anti-Semitic thing. But anyway, I'm like it a little bit political here, but this is kind of interesting. So, as I mentioned, the zero from the queers, all right? Yes. They do not like him at all. Okay, even, he probably says queerers because he's homophobic. Yeah, yeah. With that same, you know, just, that cadence that Brian just made the queer So he's very

Remember when McSavage did it and it was funny and satirical that's kind of the opposite of what you're doing there

you're like the clear so he's against like a teacher mentioning let's say a gay teacher

okay he's against that you know that mentioned that in school so that's what the

don't say gay bill was and also if a child reveals to a teacher that they're

gay the teacher has to immediately call up the parents and tell. Yeah. You have to go to the detention and they have to write on the chalkboard, I will not be gay in school.

Yeah. So his thing there is about indoctrinating kids into certain ideologies. LGBT queer lifestyle. Yeah, okay. Queers lifestyle, okay? Yes, yes.

Queers. But he did pass a thing that makes it mandatory to teach children of the dangers of communism. Huh. Really? Communism, really? Where you learn about all the countries that have been ruined due to communism.

Okay. I mean, that's just history, really, though, isn't it? It's mandatory now. It's a special day. I forget the name of it now, but there's a special day where you all come together as long as you're not, like, weird. Don't say commie gay. Yeah.

Yeah. And you all team up and learn about, it's like a special day every year, learn about dangers of communism. It's something called, like, anti-communism day. So kind of like black history, it's like anti-communism yeah so there's a lot of interest stuff there

um Elon came out in support of him oh yeah because he supports business and uh low taxes yeah so you like this you like this now you gotta chuck it out with this

so Elon was like I support DeSantis okay I'll probably vote for him if he runs for president yeah and DeSantis said well it's good to get support from African Americans that's good now and his wife beat cancer

Really? Yeah, recently. Breast cancer? Some fucking weird cancer. Ovarian cancer? Something in her whore body. Ash hole cancer. Yeah, she beat some cancer, yeah.

That's good. Yeah, you couldn't kind of, that's good for the sympathy vote and stuff, you know. Is he going to do anything to, you know, deal with the health care, you know, cost of health care? No, he's against Affordable Health Care Act. He's against that stuff, yeah. Okay. Yeah, I don't. know how like anyone could like support that oh everyone will support him i'll put you want to put money

on the table right now yeah 100 euro that ron desantis is the president is president by i'm going to say 2028 okay because trump might jump in yeah this so am i have you just forced me into this bet now yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's how good bet's work hey i tell you what why don't you take it out of the the money you owe me from last night that you still haven't given me. Good, yeah. Why'd you do that? No, I'll get to that eventually. You're being a bit of a dissantis there yourself. Here's the thing, I could give you the

money and you spend it on sweets, all right? I actually would, yeah. Delicious sweets, yummy, yum, yum, yum, yum. Chocolate eclares and and bonbons and toffee crisps. A Turkish delight. Yeah, yeah. No, that's, I don't

eat that shit. Yeah, yeah. But anyway, no, so you're Ron DeSantis I think there's no way he doesn't become the president I mean I have heard a lot of people

say that already so yeah it is the only thing is if Trump gets the way might split the vote a bit

okay and you think if Trump ran again he would or they could have a Trump DeSantis a Trump DeSantis

Bill my God that would be like you know like when you and the Power Rangers met to teach me

the turtles that never happened it did yeah did it did you ever see that are you serious I'm serious man wait but

was it Oh, was it Live action or animation? It was live action Live action Yeah What the fuck Remember there's a lady turtle

Oh my god There's too much I can't deal with all this My head is swimming right now Don't say turtle What Anyway The turtles will be president

By 2028 Fucking splinter the rat We'll get to Rovey way In a minute Yeah But yeah At the moment I might theory

Another theory I have okay. The Democrats are loving the fact. What? Oh, we're half an hour in already. Oh, really? Okay, great. The Democrats are loving the fact that Roe v. Wade has been overturned. Really? Now they have something to rally. At the moment they had nothing. We're like,

hey guys, continue voting for us and well, I know, like we're in charge and everything's shit, but we got Biden and he's cool, isn't he? Yeah. But now it's like, hey, you might not hate you might not like Biden? You might hate Biden. You might think he's basically Uncle Junior.

but you gotta stop these people taking away your rights so keep giving us money and keep voting for us because we will do something even though we're in power now we're doing nothing we will do something probably no I'm sure you could very easily go back to like the 90s and hear Biden talk against abortion or whatever probably yeah well he did the whole we know Clarence Thomas that whole thing there yeah so Clarence Thomas

Supreme Court Justice he was accused of rape no not rape no no he was yeah No, it was a, rape's a strong word, not capital or rape. It was a sexual harassment. I'm pretty sure it was sexual assault. No, I heard he was just like showing her porn. Okay, well, whatever, okay, fine, fine, fine. That's what I heard.

That's what Clarence told me, you all right? Carrance told me it was a big misunderstanding. But anyway, yeah, but it was a very big deal. But what did Biden do with Clarence? Biden was the guy who did the, they had like a court case to do it to decide if he was eligible for the Supreme Court. Right. And he questioned her The Anita Hill is the woman who

Accused them And what he was very hard on her, was it? Very hard on her and asked her all weird questions And stuff like that A lot of feminists hate Joe Biden for many years Yeah As they should Yeah, for multiple reasons

Yeah He's got a few allegations Skellis in the rape closet Yeah Tara Reid, isn't that her name? Exactly, yeah Yeah, yeah He's sniffing caves on camera

Look that little pushy pie there, man just a little piece of course, man. I think the Democrats, I don't know he's any way they win next time. Man, Desantis has Biden, Biden-inflation. Biden-inflation. You can't beat that. That's a good bit of wordplay. Biden inflation. Well, that's the thing now,

yeah, right now, everything, the fuel, the electricity, everything is going up, the cost to live and is skyrocketing. So they're talking now that there's a huge recession coming to basically try and counteract or, you know, basically deal with the inflation. The only way we can deal

is a recession. So I don't think either party want to be in power during what's probably going to be an even worse recession than the 2008 crash, you know? I think the Republicans could be like it was those because people short memories

so it's like those guys right there. I mean, yeah, if they're, they've already got Biden inflation in the pocket. Yeah. Now, I taught originally this was due to the Ukraine-Russia war.

Yeah. But apparently no, it's not. This was all, all the trends are going up before Ukraine. We just injected with steroids and made the inflation way worse now. But obviously COVID had to do with it. COVID, yes. That's a big thing as well. Like there was printing money and

you know. That and also the sad fact is that it's basically part of our system now. We have to have a recession every few years in order to get by. And every time it gets worse and worse and worse. It's going to be my second global recession. I can't wait.

Yeah, it's pretty fun, isn't it? May you live through interesting times? That's what I say. So, I watched Roe v. Wade. Yes, you did. A movie that came out in 2020 that a lot of people afterwards condemned. A lot of the actors in it came condemned.

They're like, Jesus Christ, sorry, guys. I didn't know. Because I think it was sold to them as like a very interesting and unbiased look at the Roe v. Wade case. It was just basically going to be a kind of biopic about that case and the people involved. Because obviously it is a huge sort of

monumental historical things. So yeah, I mean, but you're telling me that Jamie Kennedy was tricked. Jimmy Kennedy came out and said, sorry, guys. That's a... Per Jimmy Kennedy. Yeah, Jamie Kennedy came out. Now, others did not come out. John Voight did not come out.

John Voight was like, this is awesome. Because it is very right wing. What is this Libby Democrat shit? It is very right wing. Yeah. And it's very funny to watch it. I'll tell you, I watched it. I'm radicalized now.

You're killing a baby. I mean, you can't. Kind of are. Like, let's, you know, let's call it what it is. I mean, look, you probably have good reason to, but you are, it is a baby. Well, it depends as well. Like, that's thing, it depends how far longer. Yeah, well, no, they say, well, it's got its own DNA. 12 to 15 weeks. But, like, it would have been, it would have been a baby, you know. All the, all the, all the, all the, all the the, all the, the, all the, the, the accoutremault was all there, ready to go. But whatever, I don't give a shit. Kill it. I actually don't give a fuck. Yeah.

Abortion taps into something that I quite like Because it's practical Here's one thing And I'll say this now And I firmly believe this There are many, many, many people Who aren't fit to be parents Who should not have children

They don't have the resolve, the intelligence, the emotional stability The fashion sense Yeah, yeah, yeah They don't have the money They have no ability to raise a child They're just creating another mentally ill-fucked-up unhappy person like me who's just going to be a parasite on society.

It's like, I need pills to get through the day because I'm sad. Oh, I'm going to eat all this food that's bad for me. Oh, no, I've got a chippy tummy. I better go to the doctor. Doctor, what's wrong? Well, you're eating cake four times a day. I know, but I'm sad, so I should be allowed to. It's like, well, you're going to get diabetes.

No, I'm not. Don't you listen to Lizzo? Big is beautiful. There's no connection between bad health and being a fat cunt. And that's the world we live in now, where it's just delusion and insanity, you know, just as the order of the day. You can't point out very clearly inaccurate,

false information for the bullshit that it is. You have doctors going, yeah, no, do. You know, have a second Big Mac for breakfast, because there's no correlation between that and the heart disease you will inevitably die of and wear a G-string while you're at in you're fucking 400-pound heifer so anyway

Roe v. Wave But anyway so that's why I'm pro-a-border basically that's what it comes down to and you know what all that stuff I just said is all about me I'm not projecting the guy on to anyone else that's just a little insight

into the psychology of the care dog but anyway rovieway so it's directed by a guy called Nick Loeb you're a Nick Loeb no

Nick Lobe very interesting cat okay formerly banged Sophia Vigera serious? Yeah hey I'm in

he's got my vote so I was like okay what the fuck who is this guy yeah he helped out he was like an assistant on a movie called

Primary Colors when he's very young that's the John Travolta, where he's basically playing Bill Clinton movie, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, oh, I wonder how he got that, and the next sentence was because his uncle was the head of Universal Studios. I was like,

that's a weird coincidence there. He got the job as well, oh. Well, I guess serendipity, I believe. Sometimes the universe just works in interesting ways. That must be weird when he bumped into his uncle on set on Universal. Be like, oh, hey uncle, can you believe I got a job here at the movie studio you own and control?

I think his either his father killed a woman or his mother killed a man maybe both pretty cool cats yeah yeah exactly

I think like the mother killed like her second husband then killed herself or something like that weird history all right yeah

as I mentioned did a lot of business stuff a lot of failed businesses and stuff like that a lot like you know he was dissed for a while he was dad he's like oh I'm an investor

oh I'm a banker oh I'm this I'm a screenwriter Kind of like Hunter Biden You know Exactly He's got like The safety net

Of money and affluence So he can just Fail at many different things And he You know He never suffers Any consequences for it So then he married

Sofia No I don't think he married I think we're going to get married Sophia Baguer He was banging her Yeah Nick Lowe Jesus respect

Now what's interesting is They broke up But he'd frozen her eggs Okay What? Yeah, you know, he can freeze In vitro fertilization Yeah

He froze their eggs, okay I think when you break up You have to give them back though, surely No, he fought against He was like, no, they're my eggs I bought those eggs Okay, half of them

Okay, into the divorce So there's a big court case About this Wow And it became like a big California law thing Where it's like Is it private property

Is it split in half And like it went on for like a year That's interesting Yeah And eventually you dropped the case probably because some money got transferred. Yeah, yeah, it's like an out-of-court settlement. So who actually, he dropped it or she did?

He dropped eventually, yeah. She's got that, you know, I mean, like she has so much money as well. Yeah, no, when exactly was this? Was she on Modern Family at all during this? So he dropped it in 2016. Oh, yeah, so she would have, Modern Family's been on for like 10 years. Yeah. Holy shit, wow.

This went to the huge star. Yeah. I mean, she's a terrible actor, but God damn. She's like one of the hottest women that's, ever lived. But she's not good. Can we admit that? Am I a bad man for saying that?

No, I like girl a lot. Shut big tits. Yeah, but I'm just making her performances are a bit, you know. Oh, yeah, I cannot believe it. Oh, Gloria, just show me your big tits again. So he's got a rest of her, a couple of DUIs, stuff like that. A couple of dewees.

He helped Rudy Giuliani with his 2008 presidential run. Obviously, did not go well. No. he started an onion crunch onion crunch it's a company that sells fried onions huh so he's just doing a lot of things going on

yeah jack of all trades and master of none he's also an actor and director he's appeared in all sorts of movies such as Dave the Dead bloodlines huh the brawler den of thieves you've seen that have you I've seen that yeah and Roe v Wade

which he also So co-wrote, co-produced, co-directed, and the stars. He was starring in it? Yes. So what's he like as an actor? Not good. Good. If you honestly, when I watched it, I thought, this guy must be a son of someone.

Right. And it turns out, I thought he was the son of the director. Turns out he's actually the director, which is even worse. So he plays... I can't fire myself. He plays Bernard Nantelson. Okay. Bernard Nantelson is a very famous abortion doctor.

He's like, I love a boy. portions. They're awesome. I love every time I kill a baby I get a rush. A rush of energy like skydiving, but even better. He's like Alec Baldwin and Malice. Every time I kill a baby, I am God.

Who do you think that whore is praying to? A man in the sky or the guy between her legs with a coat handler. I am God, God damn it. So he starts off. He's a doctor. He's killing babies. Yeah, he's loving life. His wife.

His wife needs an abortion. He does it for her, okay. Bit of a bus man's holiday. He's having a great time. Yeah. But then he gets involved with these people who are very, very pro-abortion. Yeah. They're like, we got to get abortion on demand.

We've got to make sure we've got to make abortion legal for everybody. Drive through abortion clinics. And they've got big noses. Oh, we're going to get them. They work in the bank and Harry Potter. No, because they're like, we can control. the media. So we're going to use this now and you know who we're going to attack?

The most persecuted members of American society, the Catholics. We're going to attack the Catholics and turn, okay, because everyone hates Catholics, all right? So we're going to make it, okay, so we're going to make it look like if you're pro-life, you're a loser and a

Catholic and you're bad and you're stupid. Yeah. So these people, I don't know what race they are, but they use their powerful connection with the media. Are they meant to be Jewish. Yes, they are, yes. 100%, yes.

Now is Nick Lowe, what's his... He's, he's Jewish as well, I think. Is he? Yeah, yeah. Interesting. So he's a self-hating Jew. No, no, he's his realist. Just telling the truth.

So they kind of play these evil people who are trying to, like, trick everyone into making abortion legal. So then they find out about Roe v. Wade, and they're like, oh, awesome. We can use this. This girl got, you know, she's pregnant, and we can use her.

now Roe v. Weird was in the 70s, right? Seventies, yeah, I think 71. So is this movie set in the 70s? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, right, right. And a lot of funny stuff where, like, the, um... There's one bit, we're like, you know the girl,

her name's not actually Roe, but they're... Yeah. Her legal names, like, John Doe, they call her Roe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's like, I was raped. And then, like, the narration's like, obviously she lied. She was not raped.

Wow. Yeah, so this is a very, like, ultra-conservative, right-wing propaganda. Yeah, yeah. It's very fun to watch. But there are so many scenes of like an actual walk in. Yeah. I'm like, hey, how you doing? I'm good. Yeah, I'm just thinking about

the life, the life inside the womb. You know, it's DNA. It's separate DNA in there. And when you take it out, sometimes the baby's crying. Even during the abortion, the baby's crying saying don't abort me. Don't abort me. And all we do, we just

turn the music up louder and we laugh. Like, it's the A lot of monologues like that, yeah And it's a bit okay Where they go to England Because England has great abortion services Right To learn about the best way

To murder babies Real cruel and unusual stuff Well here's what you do Chips who just go in there After a nice bit of tea and cramp it You just kick her in the bloody cunt Till the baby oozes out Like Ivan ooze in the Power Rangers movie

Yeah No, the doctor here's like Oh hello gentlemen He seemed familiar to me He was like, oh, hello, gentlemen, this is the best way to do it. This is the big thing here. We stick it up all right that. And we go, ooh.

And there you go, Bob's your uncle, as we say over here, Mary Leld, England. And then you've got, your little babies told you the bloody scrambled eggs. And I was like, who is that? It was Milo Yiannopoulos. Oh, shit. He plays the British abortion doctor, yeah. And he's playing a very flamboyant, obviously. How was his performance?

Oh, hello. It's, you know. Where's Milo now? Last I heard he was... He's an intern. He's setting up a... Gay Conversion Cat?

No, no, he's an intern for Majorine Green. Oh, Marjorie Taylor Green. Marjorie Taylor Green.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's an intern for her. So he's literally in the... She's literally like queuing on Pizza Gates all real. Yeah. Real fucking truth tell her.

Yeah. I hear she parties with Alex Jones a lot and she's pretty wild. Wow. I hear pretty wild indeed. Oh, really? Yeah, tits out and everything.

Oh, nice. Suck in her husband's cock. Insane shit. Yeah, yeah. making love to the same man every night like a whore sometimes like

they go home after a party all right and then they kind of like she just jerks them off sometimes well they're both looking at iPads and not even talking to her they're just watching Roe v Wade on iPads

yeah yeah yeah so it's it's a you know there's not really much of a plot um John Weitz there as well for a bit yeah

there's a lot of like you know uh hey everyone loves babies there's no way these Democrats would pass something that would kill babies

and then like you know sure the Democrats there very one-sided I've realized it's pretty one-sided how long

did it take before you're like wait a minute this seems biased now what about Jamie Kennedy what's he who does he play

I forget now he's just a Jamie Kennedy basically I always liked Jimmy Kennedy what tell me who

Jamie Kennedy is where did he come from well he's like, yeah, so he's an actor and like kind of in the late 90s, early 2000s, he was huge, right? But so, obviously he played Randy and Scream.

That was his big kind of breakthrough. And then he had a bunch, he had like a, basically like a punked style show, hidden camera prank show, that was terrible. He had a movie called Malibu Most Wanted. The white rapper movie. Yeah, where he played a wigger.

And he himself liked to do like comedy raps or whatever. Like, I never liked any of that. shit, but I thought he was a pretty funny character actor when he had cameos and stuff. He is a cameo in the Harold and Kumar, the first one, and it's a really funny scene.

Which one is it? Which cameo? Which scene is it? It's where Kumar goes to take a piss in the woods and then Jamie Kennedy's just there and he just kind of pops up, I don't know, where he's wearing a suit. It's a very funny cameo. So I always thought he was a funny character actor

and he had like a pretty big career. He was banging Jennifer Love Hewitt, but then, he got the role of Son of the Mask which was a sequel to the Jim Carrey movie The Mask. Now it's considered one of the worst pieces of shit ever put to fill him and rightfully so

it's terrible but he's like that completely ruined my career after that the phone stopped ringing now he basically just does a podcast on his YouTube channel and he gets like a thousand views an episode and he's just sitting there kind of like overweight and beardy is like

man I had it all and now it's all gone. I used to get so much pussy. Now I get no pussy. Yeah. Kind of like Paulie Shore on Rogan. Just like man I used to get so much sniz but now I'm a fucking loser. So yeah, he really fell off.

But, you know, I always kind of because I loved Scream so much as a child and he's very good in that movie. So, you know, he's definitely funny. He's not without talent. He also made that movie a documentary called Heckler where he was like, because he did stand-up as well so the whole movie

was like, I'm a comedian but people heckled me and it's mean me like sits down and has interviews with like movie critics that call him dog shit and all. It's a bit kind of self-indulgent and why. That sounds very self-indulgent yeah, yeah, yeah. But anyway, so there's

a lot of reasons to not like Jimmy Kennedy but you know, whatever irregardless. Well even he was like after a movie, he was like, ah, this is dog shit, sorry you guys. Tell you what, can I just change the topic from a nick? I thought of something there. It's pretty funny. There's a girl

I went to school with all right. Her mother is like a psychic. Okay. Okay. You can see where this is going. Yeah.

She also like ran one of the first sex shops in Dublin. Oh. Interesting con't all right. Yeah. But she used to bang George Best.

Nice. I think I remember you telling me about this actually. Yeah. Yeah. You know it's funny because I heard the story

before and I was like yeah, that's interesting. But I was talking to a friend of mine in work recently about George Best. Yeah. About you know, pretty crazy.

he was a wild boy back the day it was Bond Beatles and Best yeah that's what they said yeah he was huge he was like an icon because he was like a sex symbol he was kind of good looking and he was kind of rugged and whatever but then he was a great footballer but he was also like a raging

alcoholic the fact that he could like drink 12 pints and then go and play an incredible game of football then go back to the pub drink 12 more pints bang four whores have some kippers for breckers for and then go to sleep in a bin.

I mean, it's pretty, you know. People could aspire to that, you know. There was something real right there. All these Kardashians are fake asses. It's not real. Yeah, yeah. But anyway, I heard a story. I was talking about it and I was like,

he was like, oh, it's interesting. I was like, yeah, I never actually Googled it though. So I just googled it there about like the whole like relationship with this psychic. Yeah. And it's a very funny story where apparently like he was trying to bang her for a while. Right. But like,

I think she was like a Miss Ireland or something like that as well. Okay. But like I think people around are like oh he's got reputation

don't go near him all right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then one time he finally got her and he was like

come on with my hotel room, come on. So they're going up to the hotel room. On the way up he can't help himself. He can't help himself. Wow.

Yeah. Jesus. And that was it then he didn't, did he fuck her? No, no, he was done there.

Wow. Right, that's shit. I'll go back to the pub. Yeah, she didn't see that coming. It's a weird one, isn't it? Whipping out the cock and jerking off in front of them. Is it?

Well, you know, just like they're already going upstairs to fuck. Yeah, they're already going. And he's like, I can't help myself. But it's kind of like maybe, you know, they just get so bored of like getting pussy that they have to do something that's a bit kind of weird and unexpected just to get that look of surprise. That's why we were talking about the masseuses.

I think last week we're talking about getting the masseuse to wank you off against their will. Because for them, it's like, I can get wanked off all the time. It's the against the will part. So anything in the keys to be going these days, yeah. We're not endorsing this. Yeah, it sounds like we're just saying, hey, you know what?

All those rapists, I see where they're coming from. Yeah. Nobody ever take, I mean, we all talk about empathy, Brian. Does anyone ever consider what maybe the rapist is feeling? Maybe his desires for that type of carnal relations. Maybe there's a validity to it. Yeah, the rapist's like, well, I was changing my medication at times. so I felt very sad, had anxiety. I took an increased dosage

of Lexapro and ADHD medication, so I had to rape that child because I was feeling anxious. Oh, well then, that makes sense. Anyway. What are we at now, actually? 52 minutes.

You're knocking shit over. Knocking shit over. Have you got any plans for the week, James? You're going to cork, I think, I hear. Yeah, I'm doing a gig tomorrow in Dublin, and then I'm doing a gig in Cork on Thursday I need to try and arrange

somewhere to crash on Thursday I have like a friend of a friend down there but I don't really know or well enough but I don't know I'll see Show up man Yeah it's like hey it's the party boy What's it called? Favors the Bold

What's that called? I just Fortune favors the bride Yeah I was it yeah You dej ween's monson Bit like George Best I'll just show up and start wanking

And they'll love it It's just that cork is like a three hour drive and I don't really want to come back on the same night it's a lot of driving you know but sure we'll see we'll see how it goes anyway yeah you watch it you've been watching the boys I did actually

I did I caught up with the boys I need to catch up I'm I kind of you know was a little critical of the boys and I'm liking this season a lot more because I like the way Homelander is getting more on hinged but there's still stuff about the show

that I don't like and annoys me I think you said the boys themselves Yeah, like the Carl Urban character is just ridiculous Oh, what you can't What's your can't do it in a fucking Cunt? Why is he having a like

Is he trying to do Australian or British? He's trying to do British. The character in the comics is British Okay, Billy Butcher Carl Urban is American, I see. He's American, yeah, yeah, it's just a bit You know, cartoonish. It's a bit much, like,

things like in the comics, I read the comics in the comics everything's a bit everything's very turned up to 11 it's very beano like it's very very silly so it makes sense like that over the top stuff

makes sense in the comic but when they try and play a bit straight on the show yeah it just doesn't quite work sometimes sometimes it doesn't work sometimes it does I kind of wish I hadn't read the comics because I kind of feel like

I know a little bit about what's going on yeah have they reveal much about black noir not yeah I think the backstory a little bit of how he got burned or whatever.

I think that's meant to be a fake thing. Not to reveal too much, but I'm going to think that's meant to be a fake backstory. Oh, okay. Because if that is the thing, because I heard what they said in the show, and that's not what it is in the comics at all. Right, right, okay.

Not to say too much. Yeah, yeah, we'll not give any... I always laughed to fact, like, that was written by a nerdy guy. Yeah, it's pretty fun. What's his name, Gareth Ennis? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Really, really good writer.

Very interesting stuff. Yeah. He started off doing a lot of comic book, kind of superhero stuff. Yeah. But he was very anarchic and very like, you know,

he'd do like dumb shit with the superheroes. Like, kind of like Alan Moore where it's just like real crazy shit. Like he had one issue where like,

Punisher meets Spider-Man and Spider-Man gets knocked out and Punisher just uses Spider-Man as a big fucking hammer to basically kill people. That's funny. Yeah, like he didn't and like a lot of people

didn't like that but he had a big fan base and he'd always bring up the troubles in comics as well. He kind of just shoehorned that in the stuff. That's good. Yeah. Where's dairy?

from I think so yeah so he would have seen a lot of shit as well and he does a lot of interesting war stories and uh yeah he did a great series

called um oh it's something about Vietnam that's really really cool about Vietnam and about kind of like this soldier gets disillusioned

with the whole thing and it kind of finds out like the generals basically like sending them the missions just to fuck with him just outbored him more than anything else now how involved is he in the show

does he have any kind of say he writes a few episodes and stuff like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm glad here, because he had Punisher as well, not Punisher. He did write Punisher for a long time.

In fact, a lot of the Punisher stuff in the show is based on his stuff. Okay. But he had Preacher, which is a very good comic, not a good show. No, yeah,

I'd seen a bit of that, and no, I didn't like that. So I'm glad he got some big success there. Yeah, yeah, that's good, yeah. No, and I like, you know, obviously the budget is increasing. Like, there's some stuff in the new season. Like, it's very, it's quite insane.

Like, there's some very over-the-top violent shit. That the hero-gasm episode Yeah, yeah But the bit where the guy Shrinks down And goes in the dick hole And then, you know That was wild

But anyway Yeah, it's a fun show I'm enjoying it I'm not as mad about it As other people But you know I'm a little bit worried about Because they're talking about

Spinoffs Because it's the biggest show Amazon has Yeah So they're already working I think they've already filmed it It's going to be a young adult The boys set in the superhero school

Oh God, right, okay Yeah Like the new mutants or something Something like that yeah yeah yeah it's gonna be like a little bit that meets like uh hunger games kind of shit whatever and they probably have more spin-offs as well yeah i'm not gonna go in for any of that though it's all about the content man doesn't really matter yeah it's just like franchises man that's the name of the game you know you just need more yeah yeah well someone made a good point

content is king someone made a good point where it's like back in the day it's like you make good stuff and if it's good enough people pay money to watch it all right yeah yeah yeah yeah But nowadays, just have the fucking thing on the streaming service. There's no matter how good it is. Yeah, just have it there. Yeah, because, and it doesn't even matter if it ends good, because all the matters is, let's say, you have Obi-1 Canobi on your streaming service. Yeah.

People will watch that. They'll pay it to watch it. If they finish it, it doesn't matter. They've already subscribed. Yeah. Now, have you watched any of that new Obi-1-Kan-Kin? I did, yeah, I watched a little bit of it. I kind of watched bits and pieces because other people are watching it, like, when you did that.

How is it? I like you, McGregor. It's, you would not get anything out of it. I barely have got anything out of it. I'm not a Star Wars guy, really. I'm not at all, to be honest. I'm like... They had Liam Neeson show up at the end.

Okay. And Hayden Christensen? Yeah, for no real reason. He's just in the suit along. It's like, it's amazing. He's in the suit. And every... Like, at one stage, like, his helmet kind of falls off a little bit.

You see, like, Hayden with shaved head. But it's not like... Neo-Nazi Hayden Christensen. Anyway. Yeah. Let me just go real quickly through a few little topics here before we go. Because I write down a lot of stuff. And we...

So, very quickly. speed round okay um dead body and r t oh yeah what was that uh david we told not to worry about it was it like a homeless guy we don't know really i watched the rt news report about it and it's like and uh should be there's nothing to worry about wait so what yeah i'm sorry what's the actual what do we know we don't know anything literally dead body outside rt there okay and you're just like yeah it's just natural i heard a while ago though months ago or maybe years a couple of years ago there was like just a homeless guy sleeping on the steps and he died in his sleep or whatever. Now this is a different one.

Different one. Probably just a homeless guy. Was it outside, inside? Outside, yeah. It'd be more salacious if it was like inside in a fucking... Yeah, like Ryan Tubertie's intern, you know, died from a ruptured asshole. Yeah, natural causes. Next up, Charlie Sheen's daughter is on Onlyfans.

Yeah, I saw that. And Charlie Sheen's ex-wife is on Onlyfans. Denise Richards? Yes. Are you serious? Yes. Holy shit. get ready for that oh man

should we watch right now yeah man denise richards is so fucking wrong I won't say who but remember last night we were all drunk I was showing you lots of only fan stuff yeah yeah people didn't like that no they didn't I was just showing you hardcore porn yeah you know basically we were sitting in a room

talking you just had your phone and you weren't even holding you were holding it up so we could all see the gratuitous sex acts of somebody that we know but anyway you know it's uh yeah but yeah Denise Richards is on only fans I've always had a big thing for her

Even now that she's old and plastic I still would I bet you though A lot of these cunts going onity fans Like yeah it's only fans But like there's no nudes And uh I post every nine months

Yeah yeah But still give me 50 quid a week Them like in a one piece bathing suit And a big silly hat I'm like How can I come to this Yeah So I heard yeah

They're Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards Richard's daughter is on only fans and then their other daughter very recently crashed her car but she didn't no injuries Oh okay right It's good that we all know

this information about the Sheen family Yeah yeah That story I think we said it forward That story about him jerking off Over child porn And she's like please stop He's like shut the fuck up Go fuck yourself

It's so funny It is so funny It's so badass He's the man Next up I watched the new South Park episode Oh I was not impressed with it The new special

Called the Streaming Wars Okay What's that? about it's about um uh randy has like a water like it's a dam and he's selling water okay but then another guy selling water streaming yeah right right right and then amazon gets involved streaming water okay uh and it's it was like it was an hour long it felt like an hour long yeah it was a it was a weird mix of like not enough ideas and not and too many so they've kind of stopped doing seasons and now they just do sort of one hour specials.

Yeah, but end in the cliffhanger. Oh, really? I'm not sure when the next one would be. No, because I heard a while ago, didn't they get, like, commissioned to do, like, 17, one hour specials? Yeah, something crazy like that. What was the one they did with COVID and then that they're all adults?

They did, like, a couple of COVID ones. I haven't watched South Park in years. It's weird, like, the lack of jokes. Man, one thing that was driving me crazy is they kept calling Randy Marsh Karen. So his name's Karen. Marsh. Why?

And he didn't know why. But like everyone's called him that, but I don't get the joke. It's obviously in reference to... To Karen. Well, yeah, but is it something they addressed in a previous episode or something? I don't think so. Even if it is, it wasn't funny. It was like multiple times.

It's like, okay, Karen. Okay, right. And, uh... Why is he doing a little, like, speak to your manager or thing? Yeah, he says that. Right. Very on the nose. Yeah, it's a bit kind of slapdash and...

It does not feel... you know what it's because weird because they used their whole thing was they'd make an episode in the week yeah yeah it almost feels like they've got too much time to try stuff here to like yes let it germinate let it breathe but they're not very good their best

stuff was always like you know yeah in the moment just get it out as quick as possible they're trying something it's not working yeah also another thing it's so embarrassing is the bit where there's a montage where they're doing stuff and just played a full wet ass pussy song oh and it's like that was

ages ago, dudes. Like, why are you doing this? And this is the whole song. What was the montage exactly? They're just building the whole streaming service thing. Like them building like, you know,

and doing deals with other companies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not funny. Well, water is wet. Yeah. Wet ass pussy. Yeah. It tracks, Brian.

You're right, yeah, I've been a big negative Nancy. Yeah, you're being a car in yourself. No, but yeah, they're just, I, you know, I can't really watch. There was some funny stuff. stuff. There's the whole thing about Cartman

getting fake tits and it's like you're allowed to kind of a joke about children like they're giving them like puberty blockers or stuff like that

I was laughing at that I was like that's something silly yeah it's kind of like on the fence it's not going either way

it's just like because obviously like you're not saying like you're going to give 12 year like six year old fake tits you know it's like so ridiculous

like who gives a fuck yeah yeah yeah it's plastic yeah it's weird now because like their whole thing was also

they're so controversial and edgy but now it's kind of like it's just kind of boring and when they try to do stuff edgy it comes off as real like i don't know like it just what's the word eh i can't think just like they're forcing it or whatever you know well just get you angry now yeah do you hear about the whole bi or bipolar thing no in the washington times no what's that watchton post this is a bisexual bipolar polar bear is that it that'll get you

fire a bi bipolar polar bear there's the washington post all right come on people a bye bi bipolar There's a Washington post. A bi-pipolar polar polar bear. All right. We'll move on. What's wrong with bi-polar polar bear? This is like me at the quiz. No, it's just like word association.

Yeah, come on. So what are we at there? We're over an hour, but go on. Let's do this real quick, okay? So like Washington Post is a newspaper, right? Yeah. And one of the writers for it, very respected writer. Yeah.

Retweeted a joke online was like, Girls are all boy. Buy or bipolar. Right. And he said, he's retweeted it says, oh, just be true, yo. Okay. You know, a bit joking around, okay?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he got fired for that, or at least put on, like, permanent suspended leave, okay? But what's crazy is there's like a whole, there's a union, okay, for journalists. And the union were like, yeah, we're not standing by this guy at all. Really?

Yeah, because it's hurtful and hateful, and like, all these women came out and were like, you know, seeing that tweet made me want to kill myself and stuff like that. Well, then you should kill yourself. Yeah, that's, I mean, speaking of South Park, does it hang on Twitter a while ago, these people were talking about how, like,

South Park episode would trigger them and like made them want to kill themselves it's like if South Park's doing that there's something wrong with you you should need to get to help the thing isn't just ban South Park something else will trigger you yeah exactly like you know

if like a cartoon about children in Colorado makes you want to do yourself in what's gonna happen when you know your research Vietnam you know what I mean or the Holocaust guess what the world is a horrible sick disturbing place were just horrible things happen to innocent people.

That's the nature of the beast. I guarantee that's going to be a thing now. It's like, okay, Jews remind me to Holocaust. That triggers me. Make him go away. Well, okay. Now, well, they've talked me around. These walk people aren't so bad after them.

Yeah, brookin clocks right twice a day, huh? So, yeah, that's just, it was just really weird. I don't like the fact that unions are kind of like just being like, it's more like it's like a personal taste thing it's so fucking innocuous as well girls are either by or bipolar it's not even a funny joke or well crafted it's dumb who cares

the fact that like an entire union will be like no this guy should be fired because of retweeting but a union is supposed to help you even when you're in the wrong that's all the point to unions protect you like if you're lazy okay and you're farting all over the place and like you're on a building site you keep knocking shit over and pull those lies at risk. The union should look out for you.

Sounds pretty sweet, dog. Yeah, that's the whole point of a union. Yeah. And you sit there and you chill out. So this guy, then he's just fired then. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Pretty weird.

Oh, well. Hey. What are you going to do about it, James? I'm going to retweet some Milo Yinnonopoulos. He's probably off Twitter now. Yeah, I think he's gone now. I don't know what he's doing, but... I mean, they're all retortge as well.

Well, they're all returts. Everyone, I'm the super smart, sexy, genius man, and I deserve respect. So, that's the end of this episode here. Yeah. What are we going to talk about next week? I don't know. I'll be honest, guys, had a crazy schedule this week. I worked eight days in a row.

So we didn't really have much time to, like, do a lot of research on things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're actually going to talk about the Oklahoma City Bomber. We'll talk about that next week, because that needs more time. I'll do more research into that. I'll get the truth. Yeah, exactly. being all lim-tart about it, but I'm

going to go down the rabbit hole and get the truth. The rabbit whore. Yeah, yeah. So, um, well, we'll talk about something cool next week. Yeah. I don't like to put labels on it. Sometimes, like, we'll talk about this next week. Then I watch it. I'm like, oh, this is shit. Yeah, yeah. Well, I think that was a good episode, wasn't it?

It was fine. I love fun. Yeah. I feel we cracked the code there. Now, I'd like to get more into the whole Ukrainian issue, but we'll get on something next week. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, is it possible that the Ukrainian war on the whole Oklahoma City bombing are connected. Yes.

It's not just possible. It's absolutely 100% verified. And if you want to find out, you've got to tune in next week. You know, Richard Jewel. Oh, yeah. Yeah, but the guy got blamed for the bomb in the 1996 Olympics. It'd be so funny if he was still alive and we start blaming him for the Ukraine War. That was a good movie.

Yeah, I really like that movie. We'll talk about that next week. Yeah. Well, we're going to end it now, guys. Stay safe out there. crazy world we'll get back to you we've got fun stuff going on

and I've got nothing real plug at the moment because we'll plug next week yeah but hey you know stay safe out there abort those babies