Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 162 : The Daddy Issues Historian

Episode Date: July 18, 2022

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well it's not even a real eyelashes She's fucking Her tits are fake And they're wonky still Yeah What a pig She deserves to work

On a deli till she's dead Anyway So the other thing I was going to talk about Nipsey Hustle Yeah okay Nipsey Hustle Do you know any about

Nipsey Hustle He was kind of He was very big In the activism thing Well he's a rapper Yeah So he was a hustler He was a hustler

He sold drugs Okay And then he became Nipsey Hustle The Rapper but I'd rap about selling drugs Now just to let you guys know he's know I am white Yes you are

I'm learning all this from the Guardian's daily podcast So the Guardian tell me all about black people I'm in the bus going like My God, this is crazy Only in America could get something like that Yeah yeah But yeah he was a drug dealer I believe a hustler you know

But like JZ was the same Of course yeah yeah yeah Biggie sold drugs I love him yeah And he got out with life But he still rap by you know I'm hustling the name Nipsey Hustle comes from hostel

I don't know if his name is actually Nipsey but that's what he's called okay Well that's a play on Nipsey Russell who is in The Whiz Oh really?

Yeah I did not know that Nipsey Russell He was in the Wiz Oh you're this why This is why you don't need The Guardian podcast Man I am the Guardian

My brain is a guardian podcast That I can't turn off I don't get to skip any of the ads I have to just sit there And groove on it But yeah

Nipsey Russell Was in the Wiz Who's Nipsey Russell? He's just an actor the Whiz was like an all... It was black odds. Yeah, an old black remake of the Wizard of Oz. I think Michael Jackson was involved with it.

Yeah, I think he's the Wizard or something. Right, okay, yeah, yeah. So Nipsey Hustle is obviously a play on that. Oh, that's fun. Now, it's just like we come together now, two great white minds, and we learn about black people together. Awesome. But don't worry, we'll splice in some Wizard of Oz

just to not freak anyone out, you know? So, rapper, okay, did very well, but always stayed in his local community. Yeah, he was real. He was from the streets. He didn't go live with the white people all right. Yeah, that's right. In Sweden.

He stayed... Where they make them. Yeah. They make them in the factories. White furniture. By Yakub. Remember what I was telling you about that? Yakub.

What the hell? Yakub is a black scientist and he invented white people. Is that right? That's true, yeah. Yeah. And that's what the Nation of Islam believes. Well, you want to see Yakub. Yeah, go on.

Show me. I'll take a picture of Yakub, yeah. Yeah, so Nipsey Hustle was, you look up with Kube or whatever. where he's called. He also was a rapper. But then in what, like 2015 or something, he was murder, right?

But his story is, so he's a rapper, but he then, he set up, he's a community, invest a lot in the community. He wanted to make that power of L.A.

He did a lot of work for his local community. He really helped a lot of people, like so. And he set up a black people shop, all right? Well, a rapper shop.

I think you call it. I think it's just called a shop. Yeah, okay, right. It's just a 7-Eleven. Fruit and veg. He's out there like Derek Trotter, okay, sell them, right?

yeah but like so it's like a shop where you bought like i think memorabilia and merch and skateboards it was kind of like a lot of shit going on okay right people from all over the country nay the world would come over okay really yeah yeah but then people know a lot of people getting hassled directly out after leaving the store oh i see so you leave the store and you're like oh you got drugs and they're searching for drugs okay oh the cops the cops yeah oh see this is this is where My white Mike just went to... Were they playing the knockout game, were they? Happy slapping!

Yeah. So they were getting harassed, okay? Right, right, right. And there was a whole, in a... They're very strict in L.A. with, like, the three strikes and all that, I think, okay? Yeah. And if you, like, give the cop attitude, that's the strike right there, okay? So a lot of people were getting the three strikes just from, like, going to the shop and leaving and be like, oh, that's my skateboard, leave me alone.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. And it turns out, there was a whole operation focused on that. store where all the police are watching it all the times they were doing more surveillance than that than like the mosques or like that's not me that's I'm saying they would do that yeah yeah or like you know

the the pedo shop all right so like you know the way normally nipper hustle that's what they call it but you little nipper children pedo get it right come on but you know the normally you know the CIA to do that thing with disabled

Muslims a lot. You already give them, he's like, hey, you want to be terrorists. Like, who are you? Like, oh, you want to be terrorists, don't you, buddy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a big thing. It's not me joking around.

No, I know, you're right. Yeah, Chris Morris had that movie about it. Exactly. We're basically like, hey, you want to hold this dynamite, don't you? And you want to kill America because it's so awesome. Like, who, what? Yeah.

I suppose. We got him, fellas. Yeah, exactly. Snap his ass. Okay, yeah, you go there. But you're right. Basically, the FBI would basically, like, prey on these mentally ill people,

radicalize them and then arrest them for terrorism just to keep their numbers up the war on terror the military industrial complex

retards it's all tied together war on terror is a war on your mind yeah yeah so they took time off that and they focused all their attention

on this little shop nipsy hustle and even got the stage where cops from other parts of the country they also like rap music okay sure so they would come to the store

let's say there's a cop from like San Francisco Okay Hello Yeah He comes over He's dressed like

The cop From the village people Yeah He comes over Young man With his friends Right So he comes over

Right Him and the Indian chief Rocking into the store Yeah And then afterwards They'd be like Harassed as well Yeah

He's like Oh stop I'm a cop Like yeah sure you are buddy yeah And that store And they give him loads A ship

Damn And that turns out In LA They have something Let me get The name I want to make sure people know I'm not like making this up all right it is project laser project laser

project laser is one of the most advanced police computers in the world right and it's predictive policing oh shit like minority report yes in every sense of the word nifty hustle report all right so this machine can pinpoint areas where crime will happen right and it tells the police to go there and they were said this shop right here is where the crime's going to happen right so it's the computer's fault right it's project laser

yeah yeah yeah and it's been a big problem this but this is kind of semi-AI there's a big problem with lots of AI keep saying that black people are criminals yeah it's a constant to keep but the problem is okay because I know you're going like why because you know but it's no what do you mean don't say that oh

I know what you're going yeah why because it's the Muslims, isn't it? No. No, it's because they're white programmers. Exactly. It's what I mean, yeah, yeah. So they put in the machine that if you have a barbecue too loud, okay, then that's a sign of criminality. Right, okay. Okay.

But that's just the white, pollution. The white programming. Yeah. So there. But the project laser was, it kept coming up like go to these areas here. Yeah. Well, that's the thing about an algorithm. Once it gets a few hits on an area, it'll just keep going back to it.

Exactly. Yeah. So it's go, go to the GZ concert, not the Garf Brooks concert. Right, right. Yeah. I knew where to go. And this is a thing that's still going to this day. Project Lasers not, some of their testing and said,

no, it's still going to this day. Of course, yeah. So they were still, they focused all their attention on Nipsey Hustle and they were doing a lot of harassing, okay, where they're like harassing like the landlords to like make them leave. Right, okay. And the landlords actually went to Nipsey Huston and they were like, hey, listen, we're getting so much shit from police.

We're going to sell you the place. Right. At discounted rakes, you're so good to us. Yeah, well, that's good. Yeah. yeah so trust a white man to earn a buck even amongst all this strife exactly yeah the cool landlord the jimmio tool of the story all right the landlord comes to save the day yeah once again and no respect not at all no regard yeah so but then nipsey hustle get shot yes and people assume there's some foul play oh okay it's like a bit of a conspiracy yeah that the police were involved again kind of like 9-11 okay yeah again you're getting horny now. Of course. No way people say like at the very least with 9-11, they might have let it happen.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There was some pre-knowledge of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're saying with like Nipsey Hustle, the police might be like, hey, you know, if, kind of like, you know, the FBI guy was helping Tony Soprano. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so like that, we're like, maybe some guy, they're like, hey, you know, we're here, Nipsey might be hanging around this area a certain time. Just thought you might want to know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because the way they see it, it eradicates their problem for them, you know? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, selling skateboards. Yes.

And then they go, well, I don't know, were they claiming that the shop was a front or whatever? That's what they're saying, yeah. But it's weird. It's on the podcast then, they played like the commissioner, the police commit, like the commissioner Gordon of L.A. basically. Right. It was like, after Nipsey got shy, he was like, my God, I'm so sad to hear about that. We're all big fans of Nipsey's music here.

His shit totally slapped, bro. Yeah, he spoke to us all. We also hustle in a way. I also sell crack. So I shouldn't say that. So I understand the struggle, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. cops and rappers were very similar aren't we

the rappers disagree but so that's the podcast right there now having listened to any follow-ups right no I just saw like there a couple weeks ago maybe Nipsey Hutt, the guy who shot him was eventually so he had his trial he got convicted

he got like 20 years or something okay but yes he used A Patsy that's why he is a Patsy Jack Ruby's going to come out and shoot him Yeah. So do you give credence to the theory that maybe the cops sort of facilitated it a little bit? Well, again, let's take a step back for a minute. Yeah.

Even if, like, forget about, like, even if it's proof, okay, a police officer shot Nipsey Russell in the head. Let's say that. Yeah, Nipsey Hustle. Oh, yeah, Nipsey Hustle. No, it Russell as well. I'll go after all the nipsies. Okay. If that was the case, the thing that's also pretty concerning is the thinking, predicting,

future computer that's the scary that's scary that's called Project Laser of all things it should be called something like

crime stoppers you know something like that but it's like Project Black Laser Project Laser aimed at black people yeah yeah a bit of a mouthful

yeah exactly no but you're right that whole sort of algorithm predicting crime all that pre-crime that's very scary shit I don't like that are you anti-science

I mean but that's But then it's obviously going to be targeted at like lower socio-economic areas which, you know, predominantly... The computer's not going to be like, well, there is a number of educational factors today's years.

Yeah, of course, yeah. The years is like ones and zeros. Ones and zeros. And they're racist ones and zeros. Yeah, exactly. One, zeros and ends. So that is a big problem there. And we're going to get that in Ireland,

eventually. But it's going to be an Irish thinking computer. It's probably going to be targeted. it at like, you know, consul estates and traveller communities. Exactly, yeah. And the dudes like us

will be fine zipping by on our skateboards, smoking crack in front of the cops. We'll be going by on our skateboards. Okay, literally holding a big bag,

one big bag with a dollar sign on it, all right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're a big bag with a crack sign on it, all right? And we're dressed, we got the burglar mask

and the black and white striped shirt. We're the wet bandits, all right. The sticky bandits. And then we go past the actual computer right,

good evening and computer's like good evening because it's too busy focusing on the other shit yeah yeah I mean

hey look what can you do it's all heading it's all going bad pretty quick I was gonna make another point about this oh

on the podcast as well the Guardian podcast that's my daily routine now yeah listen to a new episode of the podcast

on the bus in look around all the scum I know I do as well sometimes I go Dublin okay I put my hand

in my pocket and I make a gun sign oh yeah I pretend they've got a gun yeah I just think about who I'd shoot. It turns out it's everyone.

Man, woman and child, especially the children. Think about where it's shooting them. You know, we're shooting the head or the tits. So this Guardian podcast is having a good impact on your life thing. Exactly. Yeah, there's an Uber series

of podcasts. There's three Uber podcasts right now. What? Yes. What do you mean an Uber podcast? About Uber. About Uber. Yeah, and it's an Uber TV show. man you should listen you should watch the uber tv show like reality tv no live action show starring uh joseph gordon levitt not actually really yeah yeah playing the head of uber jesus i always wondered what happened to him and uh yeah it's even worse than i could have a big cast man they've got joseph it's a miniseries okay is it

it's called super pumped super pumped i've not heard good things about it i haven't even heard of joseph gordon levitt elizabeth shoo and quentin tarentino what yes he's in it yes as one episode or a main cast I think he's one of the main

guys are you serious man playing himself not himself playing a he's playing some dudes like a film maker

I think he's not I think he's playing like some tech guy okay I'm intrigued now yeah I am intrigued Levitt Tarantino

and shoe yeah it's weird he's very uneven as an actor mostly bad but every so often he has a good

performance Dust till dawn or something Dust till dawn, his monologue, like that opening scene where it's were dogs, he's very good. That little scene in Desperado as well, but then there's, he's bad in Pulp Fiction, he's terrible in Django.

In Django, it's almost silly, but I'm glad he wasn't like, you know, this Australian character, I think he should be, he was Australian the thing, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it should be this guy, not this Jango, cuntor, right?

It should be about this guy. I'm the hero now. He wasn't like that. He was like, it's just like, I get blown up very quickly. Yeah, yeah, I suppose. But anyway, look. Super pumped. So that's about Uber.

That was made a couple months ago. Right. It's Irish, isn't? So it's made, like, probably a year ago at this stage of it. But this is the last few weeks that Uber Files got released. Oh. And Uber Files is a Guardian exclusive. Go on.

All these leaked emails from Uber and tells the whole sort of Uber story. Yeah. And my God. We're involved as well, by the way. Are we? Yeah. Not us, like, not Brian and James. I mean, the Irish government.

Okay. Yeah. Phina Gale, I think. were involved all these web of deceit and lies so break it down for me

why I thought it's cool but Uber is Uber are game changers yeah yeah they basically

they subvert the common ideas of you think one way they zig I don't know what you're talking

about all right okay so they they bend the rules right and they don't take any heed so I'm talking

such gibberish yeah come on explain this a little okay contextualize Uber taxi company yeah yeah

It's set up by tech guys. Right. Now, there's a real monopoly with taxis, all right? Because it's like, we're the taxi drivers. Like, they have unions, shit like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you've got gold medallions. Yes.

And the old medallions kind of like a mortgage you pay on your taxi. Yeah. You pay it off, you basically drive a free taxi. So obviously, cab drivers despise Uber. It's like you're taking money out of our pockets. So taxis, a lot of government red tape and regulation. Yeah. Then Uber came along.

Right. And Uber would do this thing, okay, where they'd pick a spot. Let's say Portland, Oregon. That's one of the spots they picked early on And they just start doing Uber's there And the government there would be like Hey, what the fuck's an Uber

You can't do this And they'd be like I shut up old man Right And they'd be like Okay boomer Yeah exactly And what they do is to get the taxi drivers

To switch over Or just get regular people off the street To become Uber drivers And they give them iPhones Yeah I've heard that like Kind of any Like what's the

How do you Do you have to just to have a car car and minimal DUIs. Right, yeah. So it's pretty dodgy. You could get some very shady characters driving Uber's. Exactly, yeah. I mean, there are a lot of shady characters driving taxis, though.

I know, but at least with that, it's like, you know, uh, well, is there checks with that? Is there, let's say free now in Dublin, is there any checks? What do you mean, like checks? For a driver, let's say I'm a rapist. Oh, yeah. I don't know. Is anyone going to look at my rape records? I would hope so, but you never, I mean, there have, there have, there's been multiple

stories of taxi men assaulting women obviously a lot of them sell coke on the you know roots or whatever so there's a lot of shady stuff for taxi drivers you know like a lot of my mate back of the day right yeah his dad was a taxi driver oh no these geyser yeah okay

his geyser his dad was taxi driver these guys threw petrol at him and I'm trying to get matches out their pockets really yeah they're true petrol at them and they're trying to get the match down the guys like get the fucking like you know they'd get away they fumbled it they fumbled the bag yeah What was the point of that just for a goof?

I think they saw what BAM does with his dad. They're like, let's do more extreme. Okay. So anyway, so they go to Portland though, right? Get all these taxi drivers and they recruit on Facebook and dad. Right. So very under the radar, you know, very small scale. When did this all start, would you say?

I'm not too sure. I'm not too sure. Well, whenever you heard about Uber first? I mean, I can't even, what is that? Uber came very quickly. So, you know, by the time you heard of Uber, It was already a thing. It was probably there for like a year.

It was like Airbnb. Yeah. I never heard of that and now it's, everyone does Airbnb. That's another example right there, something that came under the radar and got big, insanely quick. So Uber then, okay, they'd start doing it and start doing taxes in Portland, Oregon. Yeah. And people were like, oh, this is awesome. I like this.

So when the government then were like in Portland, let's say the Portland mayor was like, hey, you can't do that. It's like, but everyone loves it, dude. Yeah. Hey, I guess you won't be so popular then with your voters? I didn't say that And then, okay Did change the law And even though taxi drivers

We protesting outside the mayor's place Okay, hey, don't do this He's like, hey, the people love it Are there, do you think there was any kind of lobbying Maybe like the Uber folks Were giving money to the politicians? There was a load of money being lobbied That's always the way

These big huge corporations do a lot of lobbying And then that causes deregulation They change all the laws And fuck over the plans. She's good in Fina Gale. Yeah, of course. Or Fianna Fall, one of those two. Both.

Yeah, exactly. But not Sinn Fain though. No, no, no. But those two is definitely a fin of something, okay? I think both of them are one of them, okay? Lots of hidden emails were released where it were doing it and people were like, well, Paul, just like, this is awesome. Yeah, of course take the money.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you want to bribe me? I love bribes. Yeah. And another thing came out is in France. You know in France, they love strikes. Oh, they do. They strike yellow vests.

They strike over anything and everything Okay Bloody frogs don't want to do any work They're out there with their bloody signs Made out of a bagget Bloody fucking berry wearing guts Yes

But there was a big protest by taxi drivers Over Uber And then Uber organised a counter protest Okay But they got some heavies in Oh shit

And in the emails The guy who just and Gordon Levit plays, literally like, violence is good, get the guys in, make sure it cause a ruckus, I want to see some head smashed. Because that's what happens and you, I mean, they did that like with the Black Panthers, like all these

sort of political movements, the sort of powers a bee, they put in what's called agent provocateurs to infiltrate these movements, cause a load of disruption and violence, so then public opinion sours and they're basically, they crumble from the inside.

It'd be funny if we were agent provocateurs in the black Panthers. Yeah. That'd be quite funny. I'd be like, yeah, come on, guys. Let's stick it to these honkies, fellas. Well, Whitey's always keeping me down.

I love those leather jackets. Can I have one, please? What's your name? What's that? That sounds confusing. I'm going to call you Gregory. But yeah, so Uber fucked up all the protests.

Did you? Fucked them all up. And the emails got leaked there in the last week or so. Right. And there's the Uber files at the moment to be listening to it. But I doubt people, you know what thing, it's always this thing where it's like, people are like,

this is a smoking gun. Oh, Uber will be quivering in their boots now. It's like, yeah, they won't be. They won't be. It's like when they got like the Panama Papers on your dad. Oh, I guess the rich and powerful will have to go live in a skip now. Oh, we've beaten them. Truth and justice hath prevailed.

No, Uber is a very convenient service that a lot of people use and benefits. from, so they're never going to be actually harmed. Amazon. It's Amazon. Amazon. McDonald's, Coca-Cola, and Nestle, all of it. It's all poisoning us and killing us, and we love it. That's it, but we know it as well. We know we're complicit. And it makes us

horny. I mean, it makes us sick. That's why I think, you know, way old guys get rid into World War II. Yeah. They love watching World War II documentaries. Yeah. And young autistic people like me, I assume, autistic. I don't like put labels and things, but let's be honest, okay?

I'm not there 100%. Yeah, definitely not. There's something very old. You know what, though? I think you'd be lucky if you were just diagnosed at autism. You know, here's the thing, though. I think there's something more to you. I've been thinking a bit about this, okay?

People use autism like a catch-all term, or it's like, oh, I love cartoons, I'm autistic. Oh, I just love eating sweets, I'm autistic, you know. You literally use for anything, okay? I take my cock out in the playground. My cock is neurodivergent. You know it's annoying. Nearly every autistic guy I know is so successful. There's a guy I know

He's so cool And he's like Ripped and he smokes weed And he's got a massive cock I love when you Say nice things about me on the podcast Thank you I'm not ripped though

And my cock's very small But I do smoke a lot of wheat Yeah And what of those things But I mean like Autism is like I ripped my under bitch With my big fetish

Bha Bha Bha they're like, oh, this I'm like, they're so successful. I'm something else then. I can't, I think I'm not autistic. I'm, uh, what's, what am I? Well, if you were a clinical site, I, uh, head shrinker.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you were a clinical, if you're a, you're a voodoo doctor, what would you say I am? Oh, I don't know, I'd say, yeah, like, a kind of slight, like Asperger's slash ADHD. Lazy small cocked narcissist. That's the layman term, yes. We just call them Democrats Hey-oh! No, but I said this before.

My, like, I do cognitive behavioral therapy. I haven't done it in a while. But see, my older brother is Asperger's. My younger brother is ADHD. And my therapist said that I exhibit symptoms of both those things. Also, like a mood disorder. I get panic attacks. I get sad sometimes.

I've been told I'm scared of big men. Yeah? That's why I've been told. Yeah. Something to do with the fact. Oh yeah What happened On the farm

A big man came down A big autistic A big autistic cow Raid me Moo means Moo Yeah What we thought

Uber Okay Uber yeah Yeah so I'm saying Uber is bad But it's not going to stop Anything Apart from obviously

The recent files Or emails it came out All this sort of Controversial stuff Is this all featured In the show A little bit yeah but I think the show's a little bit more like

you know fucking we don't play by the rules oh so it's like pro Uber yeah and it's like we gotta defeat the regulation by playing fucking music and like they're rock and roll and all that and they're banging chicks

and it might be a little bit at the end being like we won but at what cost yeah a lot of those taxi drivers killed themselves really yeah which I've been having to tell you what

I've been having the bad run on taxi drivers but the taxi driver I got about two nights ago was great. Yeah? He was great. He shut up when I told him to shut up and he talked when I told him to talk. Yeah, he didn't lock me in the eye.

Yeah, exactly. I wanted to put my toe in his mouth and made him suck it. I need a very nice taxi. Like, like, very... Yeah, red and nice and very nice. Leather interior? I don't know if it's letter,

maybe it was full letter, but it was very, very nice, yeah. Yeah, I demand to know. well that's good so we did Uber and Nipsey hustle there oh look at this man I'm just going to show you look at look at look at this girl holy smokes yeah look at that who is that

I can't tell you on the podcast a friend of yours or a friend of ours a friend of ours yeah I'll tell you more about that that's not good for the podcast isn't it I just show James a big cocked there I was like look at that okay let's go on to the next topic then

so how's your week being actually. I kind of stormed over you. Yeah. I mean, I mean, you know, did the roast battle and then I had a gig last night in the crack den. Very sweaty. I was sweating a lot. He is killing me, man. It's bad, isn't it?

I'm constantly apologising everyone around me. I'm like, I'm so sweaty, dude. I'm always so sweaty, though. So this is fine for me. I'm used to it. Yeah, it's like, I was born in the dark. It's like I've been training all year. No, I'm just, no, I'm not. I'm sweating profusely and it's

disgusting. I can't stand. anymore man i'd love a shower and work yeah i'd love that man your roommates have showers in their work they're tech guys i've shower in my work do you yeah yeah yeah no shower here i never use it though now i sometimes going to disable and like uh you know wash yourself in the the sister at the top i get in the disabled toilet a little bubble bath in the mango jacks nice nice respect yeah uh so next up you're going to talk about holocaust denial you know i do baby oh wait real quick Army Hammer. Yeah.

The story about Army Hammer is apparently now he's selling timeshares. Yeah, that's... Okay, that's ridiculous because... He's a rich family. He's like...

Yeah, the Hammer family are like real old money, wealthy motherfuckers. I wonder, though, are they the old money that's actually poor? There's a lot of families like that. There's a lot in England especially.

A lot of families, okay, that have rich exteriors. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But they're poor, spiritually. They're... They're cash poor. No, but like, they're in...

these like manor houses but the house are falling apart. Yeah and they don't have a lot of liquid assets. Exactly yeah it's like yeah we have money as in like you've got an old painting there that's worth a lot but nobody will buy it because it's shit yeah exactly it's like it's valued this much and I'm not being hyperbolic

it's literally a lump of dog shit on a canvas Van Gogh's shit with a bit of ear in it as well that's why they called him Vincent Van Gogh because he always had to go to the bathroom and take a shit get it

alright come on anyway but um oh so yeah so army hammer okay yeah

well listen this he's selling time shares and Robert Downey junior had to pay for like legal fees or something and his rehab

yeah paid for his rehab no what's he rehabbing what's I think yeah drink and drugs and stuff

he had problems with like he's smoking too many dubs wasn't he can't handle the dubs like the cadman I think he was

on the oxies though and drinking a lot but what's the thing with him like he was he got rough in sex he kind of heard a few women

I get rough with sex he well consensually he also expressed cannibalistic desires and tendencies but there's no actual proof that he's a cannibal he just kind of gets off and talking about cannibal stuff

it's weird but it's not like he shouldn't I don't know I don't know I think it's more or is there more to the story there's also a rape allegation oh was there yeah which he kind of brushed on a road I didn't even know all right Listen to you there.

It was just a misunderstanding. It's the Winklevossed Twins. Yeah. Where's the other one? No. Yeah, yeah. Camera trickery. He could roll the boat.

Oh, smoke in mirrors. Smoking cannibals. Yeah. So there was a rape allegation. There was a rape allegation. Okay, okay, okay. And look, the fact that he just got completely dropped immediately lends itself to the fact that it's probably true

and there's probably more behind it. I imagine there's a lot more. I imagine he's a bit of a nuisance I think as well Did you hear Now some people were getting very wild With the theory that he was Helping his friend do construction On a house for fun

And then there were remains found close to that Yes Where it was being built and all So people are like I heard six million I heard Yeah Six million Jews were under his house Wow

Fair enough Or maybe slightly smaller than that But I heard like he was up to no good basically Yeah Yeah I'll get the Holocaust nine of a minute That's why I got $6 million in the head right there. You're pricked teasing right now.

Yeah, exactly. And, but, like, he's selling timeshares at the moment. So I imagine, I think he probably went through a lot of money very quickly. Probably a lot of hush money out of court settlements and stuff like that, you know. Well, like, Vince McMahon got that recently. Oh, yeah, whoa, whoa, whoa, what happened there? Sorry, yeah, I forgot all about that. Yeah, I just pricked your tease there, yeah.

I tell you, man. So Vince McMahon, he's stepping down as the face of WWE. You're right. And Stephanie is the leader at the moment, but it's obviously like that. that's, you know, like, Succession. Yeah. Wouldn't it be cool of Succession they got into wrestling?

Fuck off, thank you. Oh my God, it's Logan Roy with the catheter move. He just pissed in Kendall's face. I can't believe it. Yeah. So at the start, because WWE is a public company.

Yeah. So when you're using like WWE funds for hush money, that's a little stumpton, you know? It's not a private company, it's grand, okay? Yeah. But the investor is a little bit, like, what's going on? Hey, yeah.

So which thing, I think it was like 4 million and it was like three women. Okay. And maybe like, you know, pay for the other abortion and whatever like that. Right, right. But then I think now it's up to like 12 million was spent in secret funds to women for abortions and like keeping shut. And was there? And a few like, you know, sexual assault things that got paid off. Okay.

And that's just Vince McMahon himself. But like Vince McMahon, you know, he's been covering up literal murders. What? Yeah, Jimmy Snooka. What was that? Remember Jimmy Snooka? He's related to The Rock, I believe. and he like pushed a woman down the stairs

no he killed a woman and then he said he pushed her down the stairs but he's a drunk so every now and again he's like yeah ha ha yeah I did kill her sneaky snooker at it again yeah Jimmy snooker there's a whole thing of a dark sneaky snooker wants some sniz

so okay the whole dark side of the ring about that and he was an open Anthony then and he was real drunk and he was basically like did I I killed her I mean I pushed her down the stairs I mean she fell down the stairs Whip him out Wednesdays

Yeah Where's Chip Chipperston Yeah no But obviously like I mean They're real When we were talking to someone After roast They were saying

This is in the mainstream podcast Suck my dick What are you talking about? I had many people Come up to me saying Yeah I mean I feel so guilty

Listen to your evil Insidious podcast Like come on We're having fun Come on, whip him out. We're riffing goofs here. And we're standing up for something. Standing up for all the snuckers of the world.

Yeah, we're standing up for all the army hammers. Yeah, yeah. And the Vince McMahon's. The Vince McMahon at the moment. But so weird, he stepped down, okay. But he still made an appearance on Raw. Really? Yeah, basically like, hey guys, no matter what happens, I still love the fans.

It was me, Austin. I raped her. My biggest crime was loving the fans too much. here and wherever the fuck state we're in right now. You hillbilly pieces of retarded trash are everything to me. So Stephanie is, but here's the thing though. Stephanie left the company not too long ago. Oh.

Like about six months ago, then she came back and they're saying this is all planned. They're saying, hey, step away for a little bit to use the nobility and then come back in. Oh, wow. Vince is awesome. Man, he rocks. Vince is. Now, why wouldn't they give it to Shane McMahon? He's the first bore?

Man, for some reason, Shane could never catch a break. Shane always got a bad doing, man. He was a great wrestler. He really put himself through, like, horrific shit. Horrific shit, man. Shane McMahon fucking rocks. Now, there was a rumor going around. Oh, here we go, what?

Yeah. Oh, he's a cannibal too, and I'm an asshole for saying I liked him. Oh, good one, Brian, yeah. You really fooled me there. You win, all right? You set a trap. No, that's not about. Shane at all. Okay. The rumor

is just like Shane's just not very good with money and stuff like that. Okay, I can see. Well, in fairness he probably has like severe head injuries. Like I imagine he's got like CTE. Like you want some of his old matches? He did a fucking like no holds barred against Kurt Angle, King of the Ring. That's like some of the most violent shit

I ever seen. It was awesome. I used to love wrestling as a kid, you know? Actually, he's full on success. I've got Ticktacks him out right now. You do? I've got full on succession because he was he would Look, you ate that whole box. You disgusting pig. I know.

I haven't learned my lesson. And it was, this isn't one of your running of the mill. This is an extra large pack of cherry cola TikToks. And he's had the lot. I've just been shoving up my ass in my mouth. Well, okay, so Shane... Well, I'm just saying, like,

Vince is doing basically succession. Yeah. It's funny because based on the Murdoch succession, but it's way more similar to McMahon's because for years, he's been teasing about maybe when I stepped down maybe Stephanie maybe Shane

and maybe the guy who's fucking Stephanie Triple H, yeah yeah but then like every down and again Triple H is a heart attack so he can't do it yeah

then he comes back and he's like maybe I can now and then you know Stephanie leaves then comes back and you know he loves playing the game

I think he plays the game he's just going to sell off WWE oh to the Saudis Saudis or Disney or something Saudi Disney

yeah Disney, Saudi, my God. What's that mouse doing? Bicky Mouse just executed Goofy for being too goofy, which means gay, by the way. Yeah, he was a little too goofy on the loafers, if you know what I mean.

But what was my point? It's like succession. So at the moment, it's kind of quieted down. Right, okay. But there was actually a documentary about Vince McMahon who was going to come out, and it's just seen scrap there. Oh, okay.

I mean, it was never, obviously not going to be a warts and all type thing. No, it was a W.W.E. Basically, co-production. It was like, you know, Bill Simmons, 30 for 30s? Right, right. It was going to be one of those, and it was very much Vince McMahon family were very much involved in the whole thing. And dark side

of the ring, are WWE involved in that? No. They probably hate that, do they? They hate that, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They don't like that. They talk, they call it trash and, you know, rock raking. Is that the word? Mock raking. Rock raking, yeah. Mock raping. Yes, that's what it is.

But anyway, we're at 45 minutes. Holocaust denial. Oh, yes, we've got loads of stuff down there. You said Holocaust denial like 12 times, so you've got to say... If you say it 12 times, the mirror stops being true. Beetle juice appears. So, I watch Denial. Yes.

It was recommended it to me by someone in work who was not a Holocaust denier. I have to stress that, okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just a big Timothy Spall fan, which is way more problematic. So denial is about David Irving. Now, I've heard about Dave Aaron for a long time and I've always been slightly interested in Irving's teachings.

Okay. And his word. Yeah. His good words. Yeah. Just you know how he just tells the truth all the time. So he is a Hitler enthusiast. He's written like 12 books about Hitler. Apparently he loved Hitler from a very early age.

He used to run around as a child saying, I'm Hitler, I'm Hitler. He used to pretend to be a little plane and pretend to be bombing. Is he alive during World War II? I don't think so. I don't know, I'm going to look him up as a talk again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So this movie isn't a biography. David Irving. This is about a libel case between him and someone called Deborah Lieberwitz.

Oh. He didn't like her. So this is about Deborah Lieberwitz is like a whole, she's a Jewish person. Deborah Leibowitz actually accosted David Irving outside of a roast battle. They don't get that. No, because they don't subscribe to the Patreon. Ha! You don't get to know. I barely get it. I was involved. You were there, yeah, yeah. So, Deborah Lieberwitz published a book.

I think she's a big Holocaust scholar. She's a Jewish. She's a Jewish, a Jewish, all right? Now, have you checked your sources on this? You can confirm this Leibowitz character is of Jewish descent. I believe Lebelwitz is not, is, uh, what's it, Gentile is non-Jewish. Yes, that's right. We're Gentiles.

We're Gentiles. We're Gentiles and we're Gringos. I'm the Gentile Giant. Are we Gringos? I think Gringot is more attributed to the... Sort of like There's a bird flying around

the James got scared Hang on my window is very open I don't want a bird coming in here That'd be awesome That'd be like a sign If we talk about

Holocaust now and the bird flies in and goes yes Yes But what was I Saying I'm confused now I don't know Leibowitz

Gentiles Gentile Gringo Are we greeners Are we Are we? Depending on how cool your friends are

No a friend of mine Actually he's Connor He listened his podcast But he like Went all around Mexico and South America and stuff.

And any time somebody went, gringo, he'd go, no gringo, Irish. And they're like, oh, Irish. So because we're Irish, we wouldn't be considered gringoes. That's more for like the sort of waspy American types. They were like, oh, hey, I love it here in Mexico. But because Irish are such bottom-feeding trash, mud people, dog-brained cunts, that the Mexicans like us. You said it not me?

I did, yeah. What's wrong with that? Oh, before I have Irving's biography here Before we do that, just real quick You know how I've heard about the guy He fell off the pallets At the 12th Oh yeah, yeah, yeah

That's so funny man You always a window cleaner There's no windows up here Wait, so what happened? Yeah, they're having a big thing You'll have to burn the pallets off Yeah, yeah, yeah To get us

As if we're down here in the South Being like, oh no, stop them They know how much Catholics love pallets Pallets are a kryptonite Yeah so they burn it's like a big effigy and they burn like the tri-color and stuff

on the 12th of July yeah the tri-channel color they burn that to like piss us off one guy's up there getting ready to burn it and he fell off and died yeah yeah yeah

yeah laughing at him good chuckup anyway back to back to the real shit here David Irving so grew up in England okay born in Hutton

what year near Essex okay what year I'm looking up now sorry 1938 yeah so he would have been

alive during Roller 2 he was a little boy Now, his father, this is funny, his father went to World War II, okay? Yeah. And served on the HMS, Edinburgh, okay? So, like, a submarine, was it? Yeah, the ship, the ship was attacked by a torpedo, a German torpedo. Right.

The father survived. But after he was like, you know what, fucked his family. And he just severed all ties with, like, his family. Whoa, really? That's awesome, man. Nice. A hero, and also, you were in the war. Yeah.

It's great back then you could just do that, and they'd never find you again. I don't feel like it's anymore. Yeah. Like, buying cigarettes with legitimately, like, just go, like, it's not like to go to Australia.

Just go, like, one town over. Yeah, and that's it. And you're like, sorted. Yeah. And everyone around you, tell the people in the pub,

like, fucking fair place. Put man yourself. I thought about the same thing every day. Get this lad of pint on me. And what's that about the Holocaust? It didn't happen?

Yeah. David Irving loved Nazi stuff, okay? He used to pretend to be a little plain. So would you argue that that's sort of a rebellion against his father who fought a Nazi? You know what I mean?

Psychoanical will hear. You know how like, you know, women go and suck a bunch of Nazi dicks to annoy their dad? You know why women love horse. I assume. You know the way women love horse cocks because their dad was mean. Yeah. It's exactly like that. Yeah.

So that's what it is. David Irving's got daddy issues. So that's why he denies the Holocaust. And he used to. Pussy yo, bro. Soot yourself out. Yeah. So he became a historian.

No formal training. Yeah. He just loved history. Yeah. Didn't go to college like all those big wigs, all right? He's like a blue collar historian, all right? Love's Hitler wrote about 12 books about Hitler Along comes Deborah Lieberwitz

She writes a book about Holocaust deniers And basically they're bad Woo Yeah, yeah And then he sues her for libel Because she says in the book That David Irving is the worst case Of Holocaust denial

He's smelly, fucking cuntar Tiny Cock Loves Hitler Yeah, yeah, yeah He deliberately Uh, I can't get the words now, I'm tired Misconstrued The Truth

Yeah, the Truths to fit his narrative. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. And then he sues her. For libel. And the movie is the libel case then about it. Okay. Interesting movie, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's Rachel Wise. Oh, she's good. I like her. She's good. Now, at the start, she was doing it a little bit too much, I thought. Oh, really?

She was like, oh, my God. Yeah. Oh, my God. It's the holocaust. She was really, I was like, that's almost like a parody. Right, okay. I watched the girl, the actual woman. She's not as bad. She's basically, She's basically when you know that girl from friends. Oh, uh, Janice. She's basically doing Janice, where the actual woman's basically like, you know, yes, I'm a Jewish woman.

And I think the Holocaust happened. Oh, my God. Six million didn't die. Yeah. Chandler. Could there be any more Jews in that oven? Yeah, you do. Actually, David Irving said something that made me laugh, actually.

I shouldn't know, but he did. He said more people died in Ted Kennedy's car than died during the Holocaust. Wow. That's, you know, one person died than that. That's a big thing there. Now, he said that was him being a little bit flippant. He didn't actually believe that.

His big thing with the Holocaust and I was very interesting because it's a little bit naughty, a little bit sexy. It sure is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, it's wrong. Let's specify that. A little bit sexy and wrong and inaccurate. So their old thing is that, like, it's all like,

okay. Some of them are a little bit like maybe a few died, maybe a few Jews stubbed their toe on the way in, okay? But it's all kind of lies, Jewish day, you know, sympathy for Israel, all that kind of stuff, yeah. And their proof is like small enough things. Like, you know, you always see chimneys where the smoke came out from the ovens?

Yeah. Like that's shadows. That's actually not a chimney. Or another big thing is I remember that a lot of the German people involved, like the German Nazi officers and all that, didn't mention the ovens when they were right into their white. Okay.

Why would they, though? You wouldn't mention it also with your wife, you know. You wouldn't mention that. You're trying to like, you know, send nudes also. We're burning them, you know. We're eradicating an entire race here. Yeah. So that would have been a downer.

It didn't mention that. So there's very small things. A lot of it's more like, prove it to me exactly. You know, like we have this here and this here and this here. It's like, yeah, but prove it exactly. Right. And it's like the burden of proof is on the people who said the Holocaust happened with these people. Yeah.

Okay. so he sues then becomes a big case when was this the libel case 96 I believe Diana was still alive right

that's how I judge time okay she was a character witness for David Irving no the guy one of the guys in it Andrew Scott

plays one of the lead liars in it yeah you Andrew Scott yeah you know Irish he had previously done

Diana's divorce oh interesting so he was friends with Diana and it's like little reps to Diana during the movie yeah yeah yeah

I don't think much of the new fellas she's with But anyway, back to this What else there? It's all right They really kind of lean into Like the emotional side of it Which is kind of annoying

Like so Andrew Scott let's say He's always like To win the case We have to follow legal protocol And do this, this and this Yeah And she's like What about all the lives that were lost?

What about this is the Holocaust All the Jewish Lives She starts crying And stuff like that Yeah And the big thing is He's like, we can't interview Holocaust survivors because the last thing we want is on the public stage,

David Irving, to get that cross-examine a Holocaust survivor. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you do not want that. Bad optics. Exactly. And, you know, he's going to like try, because he's a very articulate man. Yeah.

Very well-spoken. He's going to hitchlap some Holocaust survivors. He will try and get, because Holocaust survivor is not an expert in the Holocaust. No, no. So he'll ask them. traumatized person He'll ask them Let's say

You're in a car crash Okay Yeah And someone comes up Start asking about The make of the car And about the wheel Stuff like that

I don't know mate Yeah Yeah So he'll do the same thing He was like Okay Zyclone B What exactly is in that Okay the trains

How fast were trains Going What kind of tracks Were they And you know They'd be like I don't know He's like

Exactly Yeah Yeah Yeah So they didn't do that But then You're a crisis actor I saw you

In an episode Of Leave It to Beaver You were in Sandy Hook But like But she's like No, we've got to question survivors You're trying to silence the Jews again Like that

Then they go to the Auschwitz camp Okay And they have Another great British actor They have Mark Gatiss there You probably know he's like a face You'd know I think Gattis

Like a character actor Yeah and a few other guys as well There's a bit we're like There at the camp okay And she's like Show some respect And we're like yeah look We do show respect

But you got to take pictures And we got like You know ask very specific questions about stuff she's like no don't ask questions I don't think that's real life I think they're trying to hype it up and also do a lot of things

we're like she's in court seeing visions like people dying stuff like that she is she's in court yeah but seeing visions visions visions are like people dying she wasn't in the Holocaust no I know that's what I mean like

it's just for the director you know sex it up a bit yeah yeah yeah yeah that's a bad choice of words but like you know to make a bit more visually like you know like with a court case you should I mean the whole thing is you try to

like sort of remove emotion from it as much as possible it should be a sort of clinical presentation of the facts yeah and also like I don't think you need to show it's almost like they don't trust the audience they have to keep showing you like the Holocaust is bad yeah it was bad okay

is it for like two seconds Timothy Spall will say something like hey maybe this sexy piece of ass I probably should have said this off the bat but I do believe the Holocaust happened Brian so there really we have that on record

who you're trying to impress Deborah Lieberwitz are you I'm trying to smash I want some Leibowitz also the really dumb bit where Deborah's talking to Andrew Scott and she's like you know what my name means in Hebrew it means protector and that's what my name is Deborah a protector of Jews

and my parents told me one day a day would come a special day where I have to stand up and save the Jews because this court case is not just about the past or the present it's about the future of every Jewish person who lives. So is that a yes to coffee, Deborah

maybe some decaf, I think. You're a little amped up right now. Exactly, yeah, it's real. Rachel Wise is very good, and yeah, the accent grew on me after a while, but she is the weakest part of the film. Right. I prefer the white guy he's talking. Of course. Yeah. Yeah. Spitting some knowledge, brother,

laying down the science. Oh, another thing they found out during this is, now, I'm going to say, David Irving loved little ditties, okay What do you mean little ditties? You know, little songs Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay. He loved to sing little ditties.

Right. So he sang one little ditties whenever he saw a child who was either mixed race or black, okay? Right. And again, it's like a charming kind of thing because he's British, you know. Okay.

Enid Blake. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The damn busters never die. No. Just like the Jews. I love that dog. okay so I'm trying to

exactly what it's something like or dab busters died the Jews in the Holocaust it was something like I'd rather not be Jewish

or sectarian I'd rather my daughter not marry an ape or a rastafarian Wow not even a particularly good

doesn't really slap no it doesn't pop I'm not feeling that one yeah he's saying that a lot apparently Christopher Hitchens said in his book that he had a house party

you know a gaffer all right yeah yeah yeah you know a mad one down in Fingles okay we're gone to a rave and glass nevin boys yeah

and that David Irving was there and got drunk and was singing that quite loudly right you know in front of like children and stuff

like that yeah yeah Hitchin's like please don't do that in retrospect I shouldn't have invited him to a bar mitzful and that was on me

Peter Hitchin's like yeah toga toga yeah That's a little literary joke there We have fun, yeah, yeah, yeah So yeah, so David Irving and not a good chap

And he lost the case in the end Is he still alive? Still alive, yeah Now, I first heard about him Because they invited him to do Either DCU or UCD For Freshers week Yeah, probably UCD, I imagine

They're a bit more artsy-fartsy Pretentious, yeah There was a while there Where there was a bit, I think still in England It's a little like, you know, In this college we have speakers over and it's like Milianopolis or you know

Grameen Greer it's like always like weird from the spectrum it's always like you know Jordan Peterson we're going to get Jordan Peterson and then the guy who's in Hollywood you know the guy just that one guy yeah yeah it's Neil Patrick

Harris and Jordan Peterson dealing a double act sooner you know Jordan Pierce is like I love Barney Stinson that is a real man their party still should know wait no

what is Peterson he's a hard one to do he's like yeah people say Kermit it's worse than Kerm Yeah I don't know Not good Not a good Peterson But yeah

I don't really That was the David Irving thing I also I want to read up more about Holocaust denial I think that's good for me Yeah I think so I think that's what I need in my life

Yeah Sometimes I'm like Why aren't I get enough chicks in my life? Well, if I walked up with some David Irving books, you know, and kind of casually reading it in a cafe, like, oh, yeah, I'm just penning again. I just love reading it. Sometimes I feel lost in the world.

Yeah. This kind of calms me down. It makes me feel like I belong. The big-titted whores will be queuing up. Cueing up like a certain other. No. What else can we talk about? Before we go, Herschel Walker, we talk about that.

Who's that now? Hershal Walker, he's running for, I think, Governor of Georgia. he's a former NFL guy Big black man loves Trump Okay Trump are best friends He's going to be the Republican

Senator or wherever the fuck For Florida For Georgia yeah Oh Georgia sorry Yeah yeah yeah Interesting He is a very interesting guy Because he's mental basically

Yeah he's mentally ill He used to play Russian roulette Wait yeah Wait okay explain that An actual Russian When actually yeah Sit at the table sometimes When he's really in a dark state

with a loaded gun one bullet in there five empty ones spin it pop spin it pop okay guess I'm done yeah

okay I guess I'll live another day exactly yeah wow but he'd also go like go to parties with Donald Trump

a lot you have dinner parties with Trump and a family which is a kind of weird combo there I see him these different times do your party trick

I see he wasn't doing this yeah in front of the Trump he's like very good yeah yes do it spend the chamber

pussy pull the trigger and let me look up this guy Because there's a big thing in the moment because he, it's kind of gone too far now. So, Republicans have voted this guy. He is their nomination. Right.

But things keep coming out about him. Apparently he's like a real man child. Like, if like his aides are like, hey, like, don't do that or don't do this, he gets real like, me, shut up, all right. I don't need this shit. And he like, you know, he's like slamming press and stuff like that. Former NFL, he probably has CTE. Probably, yeah.

And they keep finding new children. Oh. They keep finding new children. building that he's father. Right. Also, yeah, I'm sorry, the Russian roulette thing obviously speaks to, like, depression and suicidal ideation, which would be a symptom of CTE. Like, he's very, I mean, there should be some kind of neurological tests that, like,

senators and politicians have to take before they are admitted into the office, you know? But the thing is, people are, like, chastising him because he keeps getting women pregnant, and he's like, that's not mine. but he's also very big into like faderless black people he says that's a big problem in the black community is fader's not take responsibility but then he's not doing it himself

okay so yeah there also he threatened to shoot his wife a few times okay yeah he said I'm going to blow your effing brains out sure so he said effing there your frigging brains your fucking brains you see you next Tuesday

you're just talking a whole lot of SH1T love you baloney cunt so he's running now what's his name again Herschel Walker Now he's big friends with Trump

Because the Trump used of a thing Very interesting documented with this He used of a thing called the USFL Right That was the rival to the NFL And the XFL Exactly yeah And the XFL came after

so they keep trying to rivals the NFL and keep failing. Yeah, I wonder why. Yeah, so USFL was Trump, XFL was Vince McMahon. Yes. Great combo there, I tell you. And they fought in the ring together. That definitely wasn't fake.

Did they fight in the ring together? They fought in the ring together, yeah. Oh, yeah, I do remember that, actually. Yeah, yeah. Battle of the millionaires. That was after, I had stopped watching it a long time. Oh, you chicken out, dude. No, fuck that.

You couldn't handle it. You were like, this is very sexist, I'm going to stop now. Yeah, it wasn't sexist enough, man. I was all about the attitude era. That was the best. Yeah. Do you even know about the attitude era? I know because you'd be honest.

Man, any wrestling fan worth or salt will tell you the attitude area WWF that was one of that's best. But anyway. Before we go, just a few other things, okay? Now we're there. Speed round. So, very speed round, okay?

Joey Chestnuts. Who is that? Just won his 16th hot dog eating contest. Good, good for him. They have a Norton's hot dog eating contest every 4th of July. He just won his 16th one. Is he a big boy?

Joey skinny. He's like more. Guys, yeah, watch the documentary about him and there's a guy, I think his name's Kamikaze, he's a Japanese guy. Yeah. I don't think that's his name, actually. Suzuki or something like that, Sony or something else. Suzuki. That's a Jeep.

Okay, whatever it is, okay. It was him, it was like... He's a fat dude, right? No. What? Both skinny, yeah. Both skinny guys, yeah. They used to be head and head for a long time, but Joey Chestones is long gone now.

Yeah. But they had a... He was a household name. They had a... Joey Chessas, of course, yeah. Every boy wants to be Joey Chessus when they go up, okay? But funny enough, every

girl does the training. That was a very sexist remark, and I apologize. No, I'm talking about the patriarchy. Yeah, I am somehow. It's a terraco. And it's bloody ironic it is. They had a video at him showing how

he eats hot dogs, it's insane. Just relax your throat muscles and let it slide down. You dip it in water. Okay, so very quickly, dip up bend in half swallow what do you mean dip it in water dip it in water yeah you're allowed yeah performative performance enhancing substances you're allowed water that's it nothing else you can dip in water get it soggy swallow do not you chew you're queer and every it goes it all starts to like yeah yeah

so okay you dip it in water to get the buns soggy so it'll slide on your throat easier and you don't go like don't wait till it goes down the throat assume it will go down because you're too busy getting the next hot dog in to shove it down so use the hot dog as leverage yes wow so there should never be a single bit of space in your throat it should be all hot dog so you're just breathing through your nose the whole time all the way down to your anis basically should be all hot dog from asshole to air hole yeah you're just full of hot dogs and you're bleeding out of ears yeah this is all i'm an athlete right here chocolate starfish Fuck you, LeBron.

And the hot dog Flavin Water. Yeah, bring it on. That's the name of Olympiscuit album. Now, the cool thing is the last one there, Joey Chess has won even though he is in crutches right now. I think he hurt his leg. What age is he?

He's like 40. He must be very malnourished though, or like just... You want to see a picture of him? Yeah. I'll show you anything. And also... It can't be healthy to eat all those hot dogs. His wife left him.

They had a very cool thing where he's shown like his training where he's breed for ages and he really stretched his stomach. He goes, He vomits some blood That's where you get the day started You need push-ups Get all that yucky blood out of your stomach To make room for hot dogs

He's covered leeches So there he is there That's the young bull right there Let me get a good picture of him Oh wait, it's not oh yeah there That's he there Oh yeah he looks retarded He doesn't look too great

The thing is, it's very unhealthy I imagine to just eat all those hot dogs Let's watch some hot dog videos after this Nah, did it just make we want hot dogs You'll change your mind, yeah But what's cool this He's on crutches, okay Won the contest by a mile, right?

Where they're like, stop, you can stop now, Joey He's like, blah, blah, blah, blah But then this protester came up And it's like, Save the Whales over the phone And Joey started choking him Really? Yeah, Joey started choking his protester

Yeah, yeah That's awesome While it's hot dogs to his mouth of Oh, that choking his little bitch, all right? Awesome. Is Joey maybe a little bit, he puts the nuts in chestnuts, huh? Speaking of nuts, polywall nuts, Tony Cicero? Yes, RIP, Tony.

That's a rough one. Who is it? James Cairn, Tony Cicero, and Ray Leota. All the good fellas dying off. It's a sad, man. And James Cagney Holocaust. James can, especially. I watched teeth as well. I watched Thief as well.

Fantastic. Yeah, it's good. Very, you see where Drive got influenced a lot. Big time, big time, yeah, yeah, yeah. A lot of sometimes you watch older movies. You see all the influence from the newer movies. Yeah. It's almost takes you out a little bit. You'll have to step back and be like, imagine this was new when you hadn't seen this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like, I feel like James Cannot movie sometimes, you know.

Sometimes I just feel like you just want to take, just get a baby. Just buy a baby. Yeah, buy a baby. Yeah. Harass some girl till she agrees to marry me. I'll have your cunt wife out in the street getting raped by Puerto Ricans. Okay. Yeah, he was very good. The guy who played the bad guy.

Yeah, he was good. And Jim Belushi, of course. Jim Belushi was fantastic. And Jim Belushi is still with us. Yeah. No matter what happens in the world, as long as Jim Belushi's here, I'm not going to get the gun and do what needs to be done. Jim Belushi, he doesn't get the respect he deserves.

Yeah. Yeah. And I think I want to wrap up there. We're an hour. The Holocaust, according to Jim. I don't mind to plug, so this podcast probably be out tomorrow. Right. I've got a gig tonight, but I'm not going to plug that, obviously.

Apparently it's sold out there. That's good. Yeah, so that'll be fun. I'm headlining. Nice. That'll be nice. A packed sweaty room. Yeah, hopefully it's fun.

I've got some new stuff. I got some new stuff I've been wanting to try, but I keep going into the rooms that are kind of, not shit, but not the friendliest. Yeah. I'm at a stage now where I, see, when you're open mic, who gives a fuck, okay? Yeah. But I'm at a stage now where I do want to do well. Yes, exactly And I want to like

Do the good stuff I don't Because sometimes You don't be like Doing new stuff When they're like Please Brian do well I'm like yeah

If I feel like it Yeah I got this half taught out idea About Holocaust denial I want to try And after us I'm like Fuck with that crowd there

Didn't go over Holocaust Nile stuff A bunch of cones aren't they Yeah Corey in the Holocaust Yeah Was it this episode

We're talking about Corey in the house I think Who knows Yeah Every episode We talk about Cory in the house It's an

institution in my book. Do you have any dates to plug then in the week? Who cares, yeah. I might have some, but not too big. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's see now, it's almost six. Oh, shit. Yeah, you better get going.

I had to go do a gig. Watch some hot dogs, though. I'm very hungry, actually. I'm quite hungry, too, yeah. I'd love a hot dog now. You can probably order a hot dog, I'm sure. That takes too long. I'll get some shit food on the way there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, cheer for listening, guys. Back next week. I keep talking about Oklahoma City. We will get that same thing. We will get to that. We promise next week we'll be doing the Oklahoma City bombing

and I'm going to tell you all about how it's a bunch of a bunch of hooey and bull bull puck I'll watch the boys we can talk about the boys and Tor love and thunder

No Okay right Yeah no come on Bye It's been a while since Marvel Minutes So yeah All right

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