Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 163 : Vabbing with the Boys

Episode Date: July 28, 2022

The Whack Phone

Yep. You're pushing me, Brian. You're annoying me, Brian, already. What are these days? Okay, dude, let's go into it. This is a free one for all the douche holes out there. How are you feeling? Been a little while.

Has it? I think it has, yeah. Since we did a free one. Our schedules have been a little bit up and down recently. Topsy-turvy. But we're back now. We're going to talk about the black phone. The black phone.

And this, again, this episode was not planned. This was like in the... When was it during the day? It's like, let's record now. Yeah, only a few hours ago, we decided to record today because, yeah, as you said, our schedules are all over the place. Now, I haven't had that much time to do that much.

I've only had time to watch the Black Phone and all three Beverly Hills Cops movies. So I've been very busy, as you can tell, yeah. You actually thought the Black Phone was Beverly Hills Cop 4, right, didn't you? Oh, there's going to be a social media angle here. So the kid, there's a phone all right, and you can hear Eddie Murphy. any referees give me advice

Oh yeah You're trapped in the basement You gotta get out of there, Chad Oh my law Yeah so the black phone is Based on a short story by Mr. Joe Hill Who I've actually met in Edinburgh You met Joe Hill

Yes I did Son of Stephen King I was like you're Joe Hill He was like yes I am You said that to him Yeah You knew right off the bad who it was Yeah and he was like yes I am

Yeah And I was like do you know my name And wait was this like at a a book signing or... On the street. You just saw him in a fish and chip shop. I was just on the street.

Yeah, he was just trying to get somewhere and I was like, hello. Yeah. Do you want to be my friend? Mr. Joe. Mr. Joe Hill.

How did you know who at well? What age were you? Oh, this is like 2019 or something like that. I've been a fan of his for a long time actually. Really? His debut novel, I read his short story collection. Right.

Heart shape box, horns. Nosferatu. Horns, the Daniel Reichliff movie? Yes. Oh. He hasn't had much success when it comes to adaptations. Yeah, I don't, was that, that wasn't good, was it?

I didn't do too well, yeah. Well, didn't we take the work. It didn't win the Oscar for Best Picture, did it? No, it didn't. Not that I know of. There's no Dr. Chicago. Yeah, yeah. The Chifago.

That's something there. I think you need to suck her to go, okay, make you feel a bit. What is Dr. Chavago? Like, he's Jewish. That's how all Jews sound. Really? Yes, you put the penis in your eyes, so. Yes, I had to go to temple.

I have a day. on my head Mama me Oh, I drop my bagel everywhere So it's basically a short story of his Okay Which I haven't read the short story I think it might be in a later collection

I read one series Short stories he had And they're very interesting Some of them aren't great Yeah Because you know it's a mixed bag And some of them just don't Like all times of short stories

I don't like the ones That have like weird Like endings I like things that have Defendive endings So you don't want to get anything It's a bit ambiguous Yes

The only thing that I liked that his was abiguous There was one short story about like A guy who like he's a writer And he meets a fan And the fan brings him back to the house And what I loved about this is Isn't that just misery? No, no

Because there's nothing weird happens Not an explicitly weird Like the fact like There's all this weird stuff in the house But it's never explicitly said anything is weird It's a lot of stuff for he like He hears a noise He's like what's that

Or like he thinks he sees something He's not sure But there's not and then he just like The writer just freaks out and starts running and he's just running and he thinks he hears maybe a gunshot and it's not. Okay. And at the end

he's just running and you don't know if he's just the insane person or he actually escaped from somewhere dangerous. But it was so well done, I actually liked it and I got where he was what he was going with this, okay? I kind of got like, oh. Yeah, it just kind of clicked. Because sometimes, depending what mood you're in, you can read

something or watch something and despite what the intentions of the creator is, you're just kind of like you don't gel with it or you can't pick up on it or it's just badly done but this time I was just like oh I get what he's doing here we don't know if it's real or not

he's a horror writer maybe he's just a fucking weirdo he's a horror writer meets a fan yeah yeah yeah the fan might be weird or might not be weird now again but thematically it's a bit derivative of misery well I think misery but misery is like it's a subversion of misery misery is like a fan is weird

more than weird okay yeah a little bit over the top I think with the hobbling and whatnot, of poor Mr. James can. Yes. James can't walk anymore because his ankles are dead with the rest of him.

He's dead now, Brian. He also, in their short story, like, just me describing short stories badly, all right? Yeah, but the reason I said that is because the black phone,

no, just going off the film, I never read the short story, but again, you know, the pastiche, shall we say? You know what, it's interesting. It's a little derivative of earlier Stephen King. Joe Hill has never been afraid

to be like, I like writing this way and it's very similar to my dad. Yeah. But like, I don't know. They're good on their own but he's never done like something that isn't a very Stephen King thing. Right. Okay. He's never the lying thing

where if you just said Stephen King wrote this a few years ago and forgot to publish it wouldn't be like, oh, I could see it. Yeah. I mean, it's obvious that he just sort of grew up idolizing his father as a writer as a man. He's like, you're the greatest writer of all time. In fact,

I only like your writing and nobody else's I've only read Cujo 107 times Still don't understand it That's how multi-layered and dense it is I don't know what a Coo Joe is But I probably a Jew

It's the new war and peace Jew Joe He didn't have a short story We'll get to Black 4 in a minute I liked as well It was about these kids playing Fort with boxes okay And one kid goes to a box

And never comes back and it's like this magic box okay then they trick a bully into going into the box as well and again kind of stupid there's no like resolution per se but I just thought I was like kind of weird and kind of funny in a way and in fact that it's kids instead of being like this is fucking mind bending here

this is against all the laws of reality it's like ask the boxer kids go disappear let's make the other kid going as well if we don't like them I like the kind of quaintness of it okay but anyway the black phone also features kids It does It does

He does like writing about kids Doesn't you Yeah Kids locked up Put them in a little box or a basement And they disappear

And whatever happened To them happened And nobody's allowed to ask questions Or no So black phone is set In the 70s I believe

Is it In 1970s And it's very 70s In there You can tell that This guy grew up in the 70s Scott Derrickson Is his name

The director The director The director. Sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah. He did Sinister and Dr. Strange 1. Okay. Sinister had Ethan Hawk in it too, right? Was that good? I heard that was good. I never seen it, but I heard it was better than most of the shite. Right, yeah, yeah. I heard it was like very disturbing. Yeah. Now, what did you think of the black phone? I mean, it was all right, to be honest. It wasn't great. I thought it was okay. You know,

Ethan Hawk is very fun in it. It's definitely a small-scale adventure. Yeah, I mean, I was into it, but again, I was just very like, oh, God, this is very reminiscent of the thing. it and like then you said the shining as well because there is that sort of like uh the sister has the power yeah basically uh telekinesis she can you know see shit and then you know the whole thing with the phone and he can talk to them but so what is it you can talk to dead kids ghosts are real or whatever let's do the plot real quick yeah okay go on so there's a little kid and he's a pussy yeah and he gets bullied all the time and his dad is morally right he's an alcoholic who like

beats his children with a belt but there's a reason for that like yeah so to find out the mother was spastic all right from shining she could see the future or some shit and now the daughter shows signs of it so the dad's like I know what'll fix her and he just beats her mercilessly

with the belt yeah you're always funny I watched the black review of this all right these two black guys and they're like damn I guess I got child abused you know they're just called reviews by the way Brian when two black guys review it's still just called a review it's not called black

as you so eloquently put there if it's not curmode I'm like oh these must be black guys but they got they got whipped by the belt well in fairness now I was watching like my mother used to beat us not with a belt but with a wooden spoon yeah she had she went through

so many wooden spoons and never once were they ever used for culinary purposes I remember one time she started wailing on me because I couldn't do my math homework I was like I'm a retard I don't think you need to start beating me with a wooden boon. Funnily, that's not going to make

two plus two equals four happen any sooner, is it? You bent. Well, she's trying to stop you getting psychic powers. That's what it is. Yeah, it didn't work. Yeah, because I know I'm a psychic, I know how it's going to end for her. Very badly. Yeah, yeah.

She has a fear of Puerto Rican nurses and it's not unfounded. So, little kids are going missing in the area. Someone's taken them a man, and black balloons have been found at the scenes of the missing disappearing children. And he's been called, he's been named the grabber.

The grabber, yeah. Not a great name, I've said. Not a very imaginative name. I mean it works. It does, yeah, but it should have been something a bit like the black bull, the black man. They're like, the black balloon man. No, shortening it. Shortness somehow. Yeah. So, and then the little kids walk at home and he sees a man

who's a magician in a van. Okay, with black balloons. Yeah. we should point, yeah, there's been like five kids have gone missing. Yeah. Yeah. A few of them are friends of the, the main little kid, right? What's his name? Finney or something? Finn. Isn't it Finnerty or something like that?

Finn, Finney? This is called Finn. Finn, okay. So, but they all call him, like, fig, you know, finert. Yeah. Hey, finnert. Get over here, Finner. You're just, yeah. Yeah. So then, like, he gets kidnapped by Eton Hawk. Yes. And then Eonalk keeps in the basement. Yeah. And plays these weird mind games. He's kind of like, oh, I like you.

Yeah. And he's kind of, he's kind of, he's adopted this sort of very creepy like, oh, hello, Finn, I'm your friend. Now, let's play Armchair Fraser here. Yeah. What do you think? Now, I didn't really go into it. What was his whole deal?

What was his vibe? I think there was, obviously, it was never explicitly sexual, but it's like you have to play the game. It's called the naughty boy game. And after he beats you with a belt, then the next part, which is his favorite part. I mean, I don't know, it was very hinting at paedophilia.

there. How far, I can't remember, I watched it a while ago, and I watched Beverly Hills cop afterwards. I kind of, like, ruined everything. How far did it go into hinting at paedophilia? I mean, the fact that they call it the naughty boy game, and then it was like, wait, what's the next part,

what happens next? And then they're like, but they don't explicitly say. Yeah. I don't know. It was a bit where he was like waiting for him with his shirt off. Yeah, yeah. And he's also kind of like a feminine. There isn't a feminateness to him, yeah. I don't, not that that, you know, Blah, blah, blah, I'm not saying that those are connected.

Are you? Because you're winking at me, as you say. Nudge, nudge. You're waking at me and pointing at that picture of Will and Grace you have on the wall. It's a signed picture, I'll have you know, by Sean Hayes, the worst one. He was hosting Kimmel recently. He was actually good. I actually like Sean Hayes. Okay, good, yeah.

Good thing terrified, just in case Sean's listening is a little tear. He's about to jump out the window. Cadden doesn't like me. But, yeah, no, again, they never. explicitly say but he's definitely he's doing a lot of creepy weirdness

I think it is alluded to that there is pedophilia definitely a little bit I kind of wish they did an extra little step yeah

you know what there's a lot of ambiguity in this movie like the whole deal with the black phone and he can hear the voices of this

but would you see the thing is he finds a phone he can read the voices of all the victims okay yeah

and they can tell him like help him escape yeah I mean it's kind of like I don't know

Again, maybe I'm an idiot for kind of demanding any kind of explanation, but it's never even attempted in the slightest. Well, let's explain it right now. How would you explain it? So the options are Indian barrel ground or like there's a magic crystal there or like... To be honest, initially I thought it was going to be like this, so there are kids, the kids that are dead that he's hearing on this black phone were kids that he had met in real life. thought they were going to do a thing like all he hears from them is stuff that they would have said to him in real life and it's his mind playing tricks on him he's kind of having a psychotic break because of the trauma or whatever but they sort of they initially kind of seem like it's going that way and then immediately just go pure like fantasy realism shit and it's like oh and all laws of you know they're all out the window so anything can happen so i'm really not invested anymore i would have done yeah and i would have done yeah and Thinking about this got me hard. Yeah?

Literally, okay? I need a basement. And some balloons. Yeah. The phone's on the wall. Yeah. And he hears the voice of the dead children, okay? Yeah.

And at the end, it turns out that Eaton Hawk is very good at doing voices. Oh, he's like Dr. Demento. That's, I think that would have been class. It's Rich Little. Oh, my God. Yeah, yeah. Would that be cool? That makes twist, wouldn't it?

Yeah. Or a little bit too silly. Maybe a little too silly Yeah Well I didn't know I liked it for what I was Maybe you had a kid You know

Because that's the way These weirdos operate They get other kids To like you know Procure their victims Yeah and the kids The real monster Yes

Ian Hawke's like I don't want to do it I don't like balloons You better do it you son of a bitch And Ethan Hawk He's got those weird masks Which were very creepy I have to say They were quite effective

Yeah The masks were made by I believe some special effects guy who's like retired he came out retirement to do it just for the

well they were very good masks yes and that represents his dad by the way the masks that's why he heard in a black guy review I watched

oh okay they were saying that like you know with dad sometimes he's happy sometimes he's sad the masks are smiley

and frowny right yeah because the dad's kind of like this abusive alcoholic why did he get him were you rooting for him when he bet those kids

yeah I mean it was it was very you don't expect it you know, in this day and age, you don't expect just an old, like an alcoholic man to be whipping his daughter with a belt. And, you know, so obviously a studio

probably like, well, if you do that, you might make people feel bad. Yeah. Yeah. That's kind of the point. Yeah. And again, like having, you, you weren't beat as a child, were you? Not at all. Really? Because I used to, I mean... I was giving hugs and kisses.

My mother... And marmalade sandwiches. She was big with the wooden spoon. and then my dad was a very heavy drinker and like very verbally abusive but rarely got physical I say rarely because it did happen occasionally but for the most part he wasn't even ours beating me

but anyway the black phone you're on covering a lot of stuff here you kind of were like having a moment there and was like no back to Eat and Hawk all right who's very good I will say he's the one that was the only thing that kept me interested was his performance

because as soon as like the kid the kid was good actually and the girl who played the sister was good. No, there's good performances. Sister was delightful. Yeah. Now, why do you think about the brother? Some people didn't like the thing with the brother.

Yeah, I was, yeah, his co-kead brother. Yeah. So Ethan Hawke is a brother who's just living there, but he doesn't realize that there's murders going on. Yeah, I mean, it felt a bit. You know who that was, though? That was Ziggy from the wire. Yeah, I knew you'd get that.

I was watching, like, James would get a good kick out. Yeah, yeah. You're going to go full Ziggy afterwards. Are you familiar with him? Do you ever hear of the movie Ken Park? Yes, I am. So I've seen him get hard, ejaculate, and get soft. Long shot, baby.

I saw the whole darn shooting match. Should he done that in the black phone as well? He's like, I can't do this. That was a good little performance. He was a fun character, but just sort of, it didn't, it really didn't work that. And then it also became kind of like irrelevant. Yeah. Man, even like when he shows up gets here, that is exactly like the Shining or misery.

Yeah, you're right. The exact same shit. It's very weird, isn't it? It's almost like if John Lennon's... Well, I think John Lennon's a bad example. I think... Yeah, he is a musician. Yeah, but...

Bob Dylan, the same thing. He's a musician. Yeah, but doing the exact same thing. Yeah, the exact same thing. Yeah. You know what it is? Joe Hill is Colin Hanks. Yeah.

I don't want Colin Hanks. You want Chet Hanks. Yeah, exactly. Chetanah, boy, see? I want Chet Hanks to show up and save the little kid at the end. Yeah. You, dead ass. we gotta get sacked this

motherfucking basement man that moth that crack up there he ain't playing dog I'm sorry isn't your dad in castaway hell yeah

dead ass that's my pops man so that's the black phone right there yeah he does like a home alone style trap at the end yeah

again it was a bit silly the whole thing was very silly and I don't know especially when the sort of the laws of reality don't apply I immediately become less invested because it's sort of like

oh you can do anything now now anything's possible so what are the stakes really This isn't EastEnders No it's not Kitchen sink tram I tell you If Phil Mitchell was in there

There's a Boy take that bloody mask off You puff I'll do you you slag wing Yeah yeah Phil Mitchell would have sorted that geeseer right out Yeah

I don't want no black balloons Here on the East End Not in Albert Square I watched that, and then with my roommates, we watched all three Beverly Hills Cops movies. That's fun. What are your opinions on the Beverly Hills Cop franchise, and what do you think about Judge Reinhold? I thought we had an understanding that Judge Reinhold would be kept out of this conversation. So, Beverly, let's do this one by one, okay?

Beverly Hills Cop One. Great. As you know. Yeah, great piece of, a great buddy cop movie action, comedy, 80s classic cinema, I love it. Yes. As a child, I mean, for me, Beverly Hills Cop, I re-watched it so many times. Really? I loved it.

I wasn't familiar with that much. I've seen it, but you know what I think it is? I didn't get enough opportunities to re-watch films. A lot of times I saw a film once and moved on. See, I would record movies like with a V-A-V-CR. We didn't have that option in my house. That was the devil. Yeah. We only had VHS copies of Carry On. Right. That's all we could afford.

Yeah, yeah. Because they didn't want you to be weird, so let's have some closet homosexual who is so disgusted with masturbation that he hates himself. And then we got fucking Peggy Mitchell's big tits there too. We got either wife beaters or closet homosexuals

or boat somehow, yeah. And they're all having fun. Yeah, I mean, if I were, the Carry On series is sort of like a perfect analogy for your personality and your life. you are an embodiment a personification of the carry-on series but anyway

somehow this is something to do with Beverly Hills Coffey. So Beverly Hills won It's good It's great I love the first one Now two I kind of was in and out of one They're watching I was going in and out doing stuff You know like jerking off

You know I was at the door Be like yo tell me what's going on with Eddie I'm nearly finished Oh Tell me when Judge Reinholds on screen Is that Johnton Banks Oh

He's in the first one an idiot not the second one. That's my point in one I was going in now. Two I sat down no phone. Wait Wait, so you didn't even watch all the first one? No, I've seen him four like I was in now, it didn't get time to think about it. Once he shoved that banana in the tailpipe

I gotta go jerk off! I'm not gonna fall for the banana in the tail point. Hey man, I'm gonna fall for a banana in the tailpipe. You can very clearly tell the first one like this is Eddie's bit right now. It's like Eddie's producing, basically writing all this himself. Eddie, basically Eddie took control of the script

Yes, I mean, it wasn't Sylvester Stallone originally meant to do it And then it got turned into the It got turned to the Eddie Murphy movie, okay? Because it's the success of 48 hours Yes And then Sylvester Sloan Went to make Cobra

And Cobra is Beverly Hills Cop Without Eddie ruining it Yeah, yeah And it was a flop And then in Beverly Hills Cop too There is a poster of Cobra In a bedroom I didn't know that

You fucking pussy, you didn't get that. You didn't get that reference. I didn't get that... You're a fucking disgrace. You're a Fugazi. You're nothing. You're no Reinhold.

No, but yeah, there's a scene in Billy, played by Judge Reinhold, in his bedroom, and it's a poster of Cobra. And I picked up on that shuttle jab. Yeah. And you were laughing,

looking around, like, I get this. You wouldn't get this at all, would you? You stupid bitch. Yeah. No. I didn't tell you to stop touching it

Doesn't matter if it's soft Just keep going I'm enjoying it I'm sure It's not about sex It's about Power My lack of power

That's what gets me off No so Barry Hills Cop 2 Now Barry Hills Cop 2 is thinking about this a lot Because first one's great Yeah But 2 is directed by Tony Scott Yes And because I'd recently watch Top Gun

Yeah I was very much focused on how this is such a Tony Scott picture. He has a very distinct, very, like, style of, like, directing and editing. Even, like, the colour scheme is so orangey, like, top gun. Like, neonish, almost. The quick cuts, the energy to it. Yeah, it's very frenetic.

Yes, I was very much impressed. Now, I was kind of like the picture, like, Beverly Hills Cop is the best, and it is, like, obviously. The first one. The first one, yeah. Sure, yeah. But two, I have a newfound appreciation of two. I think for what it is and I liked it a lot

Yes It was very financially successful But critically it was sort of like Oh this is just you know Style over substance I disagree I thought There's a lot of really funny stuff in it

The Gilbert Godfried scene Yeah man It's hilarious It's so No no bitch Yeah Like that is hilarious It's so fucking funny

Now I really I love the second one And like they really lean into Like the character stuff With the three main guys Yeah, so Judge Reinhold's character is a real like gun nut kind of thing. I love that, okay, and he's got the bigger

and bigger guns as it goes along. Yeah, yeah. What's he playing at in those movies? Because I think it went on and he kind of found out what he was doing like pure comedic like in the third one. Yeah, he's really hamming it up. Is he, he's playing sincere

to a ridiculous degree almost? Like what's he doing, especially the second one? What do you mean? He's playing it like very sincere but a little bit weird he's doing something and I was very interesting what he was doing hang on when you say sincere is in

like excitable like you know like oh wow wow Foley that's great oh look at my plans look at my big gun yeah it's kind of I guess you know a little bit of simpleton but like heart of gold yeah he's sort of you know he just really locks up to Eddie Murphy because that's kind of they lay the groundwork of that in the first one

that Eddie Axel and Billy you know because in the first one they're just meant to oh this this Ruffian from Detroit but Billy Judge Reinhold's character immediately has a fondness for him it's a bromance set of fun you just don't like to see

a black man and a white man good good friends I'm like this has never happened before it's ever happened since you're you're just a tagger that's who you are you're John Ashton and I've always said it you're a tagger

true and true who's great in it as well He's great in it. He's very funny playing the straight man. It's very funny to go to a play-by mansion at one stage. A bit when he slips in the pool. Why are we even recording this shit? I just go watch Beverly Cop 2, like a bunch of bros.

I was taking it back by how much I was loving it, man. I was rocking up and down. I started doing an air guitar one stage. Bridgett Nielsen there. Bridgett Nielsen. She's got a dyke haircut and big titties. It's awesome. And Eddie tries like that big bitch over there.

How long can take you to shave them legs? I was loving it I was clapping, I was waving I was drooling He's got the laugh as well It hurts me to do it But I'll do it I don't care

Yeah Every time I go to my doctor's like James You've been doing the Eddie Murphy laugh again haven't you You will die I don't care You just run around with that ease on your lips Doc, that's your problem That's your problem

Beverly Hills Cup Tree Apparently Trouble production John Landis Yes Who directed the first one

He did A no name A no name Cunt Good Who hopefully died In his street Look it up

Don't even I don't even Want to know His name It's something like Brian Wogglehurst Or something like that Wogelhurst

Where did you get that That was I like that Yeah Some nonsense We're getting that On the T-shirts Wogelhurst

Yo where my Wogglehurst At So what do you About Beverly Hills Cop 3? No, again, I Binge the three Beverly Hills Cop movies over and over and over as a kid, so obviously I had a real fondness for it.

I even remember specifically Beverly Littles Cop 3. I remember getting up at like 11 o'clock at night and going into the living room and watching it on TV when it was a school night. And I knew if my mother found out, she beat me mercilessly. Are you watching that Wogglehurst on telly again?

Psh! Psh! Psh! Psh! Oh yeah, Mom! What's your problem? You're tripping, mops. You run around that Eads on your pussy. That's why Daddy Hung-Urith. No, but, yeah, so... I really liked it as a kid,

but obviously, as a philom, Beverly Hills Gott Street, doesn't hold up. Can you say, director, Martin Brest. Wow. Never heard of them. Breast. heard that name. What a weird name, Brett.

Let's look at what he directed. Oh, wow. Oh. It's got me going, all right? Listen to this filmography right there. Yeah, go on. Hot dog. Never heard of it.

Hot tomorrows. Okay. Going in style. Nope. The Fast Times of Richmond High. He directed that? No. That was Cameron Crow.

He was a food. Actor. Oh, he's an actor? As well. And he directed... Directed Beverly Hills Cop. It's funny because Fast Times original, hi, Judge Reinhold. Remember he's jerking off with the girl coming out,

that teenage girl coming out and showing her titties? Remember that child, Brian? The child shows her titties. You think I don't know, child tities? Judge Reinhold's jerking off. You think I was jerking off over Judge Reinhold as well. So, then, this is interesting now. Yeah.

Then Midnight Run. Oh, yeah. With the guy who plays Tiger, John Ashton. and Robert Tenero and Charles Groton of course I'm not done talking about midnight run Wait what was the other one Then scent of a woman Oh

That's the blind Pacino That's why he won the Oscar for And Robbins in that as well Chris O'Donnell Yeah Then something called Josh and Sam No I didn't hear that one The film's about two young brothers

Who Run Away from Home Due to emotional conflict Over divorce from their parents Sounds lame starring a Noah Fleeche Noah Flesh Yeah

Oh boy Anyway look Enough about Martin Brest's Filmography Then meet Joe Black Remember that That's where Brad Pitch

Yeah he's like Oh man Ehrmin now You're going to die on tea But it ain't your time girl You got to rice and pee Hermineau Blach

And then Gilly Jiggly Jigley Jigley, yeah. It's Ben Affleck and J-Lo. Now, I don't know anything about it, but I know it was a huge bomb.

People were like, Ben Affleck's ruined now. He'll never start anything again. And he'll never get to fuck Jailo. One of the worst films of all time and one of the most biggest box office bombs. Yeah. Grossing $7 million against $75.6 million.

Anyway, back to that. A big fucking cunt failure. Beverly Hills Cop 3, Brian. What did you think of it? What's he been doing since? Oh, God. come on he hasn't killed himself yet

or hold out hope anyway Beverly Hills Cop Tree directed by as you said John Landis Big big took ages to make because a lot of Big action set pieces

It's set in a like a Wonder World Wonder World which is basically a Disney World ripoff Now this was the first one to not feature Don Simpson or Jerry Brookheimer who quit due to

disagreements over budget And when you watch the film You can tell it's not as stylish No, it feels It's weird It feels cheap, doesn't it? It looks cheap, yeah, yeah

What is that about? Did they have poor funding or whatever? The money and also like When you go from Tony Scott To Landis, okay? Yeah There's a lot of scenes where like In three

Eddie gets in the car And drives off and that's it Where another one would be All these quick cuts And like, you know The ignition, then the car And then the firm the tires and like Eddie like in a music playing

just like car and drives off and you're like just like shit. Yeah, it did look cheap. And also like team park as well looks kind of shit. It looks like a shitty team park for a movie. Again, like this is stuff

that I wouldn't have picked up on as a kid but I remember rewatching it years later and there is a huge drop off and quality. It feels uneven. It feels cartoonish in a way like the villains. Like it's very paint by numbers

was uninspired shit. So it was meant to be Foley, Rosewood and Taggart go to London to fight terrorists during an international police convention. But during production, it was decided

this would cost too much. Okay. So then Taggart dropped out. He was like, I'm too good for this shit. John Ashton was like, hey, I did midnight run. I'm friends with Charles Groton. there's many, many ideas.

At one stage, you're thinking it's getting Sean Connery as a Scotland yard detective. Okay. Sean Connery

dropped out and then we're considering John Cleese. Okay. Then they're thinking it was going to be

Eddie Murphy versus the craze. I'm not joking. Jesus Christ. Yeah. Obviously based in the craze, not the actual

crazy. Yeah, yeah. So all these ideas and eventually are like, okay, let's just do die hard in a team park.

Yeah, and that's pretty much what it is. And yeah, there's that scene do you have more do you want to

so they were told that to make the right the team park yeah real or at least look real that spent around

10 million yeah and they were like fuck no yeah the whole thing cost about 70 million and that

includes 10 million for Eddie 10 million he got yeah Jesus so the budget was cut down of 55 million

after a lot so I'm seeing a lot of numbers here seems like there was a lot of disagreements of budget

yeah sorry sorry Eddie's paycheck eventually was 15 million. Okay. Yeah, but there was a lot of disagreements and even in terms of like Eddie and John Landis didn't even get along well. No, is this

after Eddie, sorry, John Landis had a little accident. Yeah, this would have been after the Twilight's own thing, yeah. I did hear Landis was a real cunt. Yeah, well it's good to work with. Yeah. Yeah. I have heard that, yeah, I haven't really, you know, I have nothing

to elaborate on it with. Obviously, there that story the little kids got their heads chopped off in the twilight zone his son is a notorious rapist

with covered all this but this is all old hat for guys like for investigative researchers like us okay I like it when you check the time it's always a good sign

let's just see how we're doing Jesus Christ I know right so that's all three Beverly Hills cop movies right there anything else to add to that or are you looking forward

to four is being shot right now is it actually happening it's actually happening I mean that's something that's been languishing for a long Well, they were, they did shoot a pilot in 2011.

A pilot for a TV show. He did an Axel Foley's son and they're going to get Brandon T. Jackson. Oh, Jesus. Everyone does Brandon T. Jackson, of course. Now he's a mentler. Is he? Oh, yeah. He's like, Hollywood would be raping me and shit.

Oh, wow. He's like, so by mentler you mean telling the truth? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, I was a sexually salt. Like, look like a mentor over there. Yeah. You're no Axel Foley. Dun, dan, dan, dun, dun, dun, dun.

Was it Nick Cannon? Nick Cannon seems to be doing all the raping of black fellas. No, Nick Cannon's like getting kids pregnant. He doesn't have time to like... You know, he's wearing a dress and raping Raven Simone's brother or whatever. I don't know. I know this new one will be directed by Ar Barbie and Falal. What the fuck?

Yeah. They directed Bad Boys 3. Oh, I didn't like Bad Boys 3. Well, get ready to... For this. So they're going to... These are just a couple of fucking Saudis coming in. ruining all the franchises.

Exactly, yeah. Like the golf. Remember I was telling you about the golf? No. Live golf is a new thing. So there's the PGA tour, right? Oh, right. Now the Saudis are buying up all the golf players.

Yeah. And the thing is, with all golf tournaments, you get your money to play well. But with live golf, it's guaranteed money. So you don't have to pay it a little air well. You could literally, it could be me and you okay, and we could take a big shit there, all right? Yeah. Yeah. How much do you think we get for that?

Well, they pay us straight. If we could say 10 million, we get 10 million no matter what. obviously just paying to get like the big names so who'd be like rory mackleroy rory's been a real cunt about roy's like i ain't doing that uh human rights and gay people who boo who like that and tigers like hold my beer yeah no tiger hasn't done it either but tiger has so much money isn't either but a lot of other guys are like hey golf if you're not guys you wouldn't have heard of oh uh you know johnny woggle horse or that Martin Breast

He's like I need some money dude Johnny 3 Wood Yeah yeah yeah So a lot of them are like Hey golf if you're not like Tiger Woods It's kind of shit

Yes Yeah But now the Saudis are paying As big money Whether we're good or not Yeah And they're also trying to get big stars They're going to get

Charles Barkley to play Oh Yeah Because he loves golf Doesn't he He's very bad at golf But he loves playing it Yeah

Okay So they're just going to get Anyone to play Like Celebrities They probably get Tom Brady you try and play what was that thing

why was Charles Barclays I saw that clip of him saying if you're gay or trans I love you yeah

what was the context to that he's talking nonsense he just got he had too much drink well I was reading the comments

they made some very interesting point in the comments about white people and poisoning black man's minds

stuff like that oh okay yes yes your motherfucker yeah motherfucker is when they used to make slaves

be gay I thought I was making them rape their own mothers that's probably it as well yeah

this is like buck breaking Yeah, buck-breaking, yeah. Lots of interesting points in there about... Sagan? Yes. That's where the sagging of the pants comes from. Nick Cannon.

Yes, it's all connected right there. So Nick Cannon wore dress and raped Charles Barkley. Exactly, yeah. Afterwards, he was like, get out of here, Charles Barkley. Call me one of the monsters. You ain't Charles Barkley, you're just some rape victim who looks like a begone, right victim, be gone. Space chap. So down is a whole thing.

You're right, where people are like, oh, what? So if I play golf on bad, what about every other football team they have Saudi money? What about the movies that, like, placate Saudi Arabia? I'm the bad guy because I want to fucking hit a golf ball. You fucking can't.

Yes. Yes. I got real riled up there. You did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's good. Good to see some passion out of you for once. You're usually such a dead-eyed coward. Oh man, can I tell you something actually It's apropos not on it right I was talking to this girl who's like

From a different country than me Wild, all right She was telling me that's very common To fuck donkeys in her country Alright And she was telling me the way to do it So what you do is you get a rolling pin And you roll the back of a donkey

Wait, I'm sorry, what? Yeah A rolling pin And you roll out across the back of a donkey Yeah And then the tail goes up And it's ready to receive your present does it not just run off

as soon as you try to stick your dick in? Let's say you go up to a random donkey and put your dick in donkey's like, yeah, but if you get horny, then doggies like, come on, baby, and starts pushing his ass up to you. Give me that good stuff right there, and you're like, okay, I will.

And donkey's like, that's not good enough. Like, well, I'm trying, all right? It's not big enough. I mean, I don't have a penis that could satisfy a woman. How am I going to satisfy a donkey? You know how stressful it? You know how stressful it? You know the way people are like, oh, women, beauty,

standards. Do you know how hard it is for guys to fuck donkeys? So this is like big in her country for like 14 year olds. 14 years. So I'm sorry children are raping don't yeah exactly yeah. Now who's more at fault there the donkey or the

child or the rolling pin is the rolling pin is it like I don't know I forgot to speak I forgot how to speak there was too distracted by children of a country I'm not allowed to you know

raping donkeys it was making me think I've seen about that I've been chewing on that for a long of that it's one of Brian's tea we have to dance around it because you know

for some reason yeah but let's this go on to another topic now all right what can talk about next so we talk about donkey fucking

we have we talk about you see I remember showing that pink sauce yeah what the fuck is that about that's some white woman on TikTok's like

ya ya ya be drinking that tick socks you know what I saw like that right I thought she was Asian Oh is she Asian She's like

Yeah you gotta be drinking that pig sauce Yeah So she'd be on TikTok Drinking stuff And it's very Almost like It's like goo Like bright pink goo

Yeah And she's selling it now It's become a craze If you don't have pink sauce You're basically like a donkey fucker Right yeah You're worthless So it's this stuff

When you buy it All the ingredients in the back are spelled wrong you know what the safety label yeah all wrong yeah even ingredients is spelled like three G's okay ingrigons all right

yeah yeah yeah and no one knows what's in it and it's not doesn't taste good at all really but it's all about street cred is it making people sick yeah real sick diarrhea to the extreme oh to the max yeah

when they shit it's pure pink really yeah Jesus Christ and no one's dead yeah but let's give it hope and let's keep it going I mean, surely they could like take it into some lab and figure out what's in it like a food lab or something. No, this is one of my theories, okay. You always Gen X, people were sad.

Yeah. And they were all like, you know, basically Daria. Yeah, they're all like, yeah, the corporations are bad. They were all Janine Garofalo. Everyone was Janine Garofalo or Nirvana back in the 19s, all right? But then they kind of went to like, you know, with us all right where we're all

kind of how would you describe us basically Daria yeah we're like Daria we've been cynical

we've been cynical for a long time as I'm going to say yeah we were cynical and then we became we were cynical and snarky like Chandler

then became cynical and mentally ill like Matthew Perry yeah yeah and addicted to the drugs and now we've gone beyond that

and we've just gone beyond mental illness where we're aware of our mental illness. Before we were just mentally ill, we were narcissistic, we were cunty, we were all gay, all right?

But now we're all self-aware, but we're not willing to change. Now it's like we're doing a bit, all right? And it's like we're all eating pink sauce that makes us shit ourselves. And it's funny. It's for TikTok.

And it's ironic in a way because we're doing it for TikTok. Sort of like the postmodern mood, like post-irony. Yes, yes. And now we're so post-modern. We don't even know What's going on?

We don't care because we know we're all going to be dead soon. Yeah. We're Gen Y. Gen Y bother. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah. And it's all fucking messy.

And now, you know the way there's beauty standards? No. Yeah. I'd heard of them, but, uh, no. Now it's, it's all like, it's all,

you know what it is? Who can be the fattest pig in the land? We all want to die. We all want to commit suicide. Yes. But that's not. Doing that is too lame.

Oh. Now we got them... That doesn't slap. Suicide, dead ass. Suicide don't slap, bro. Yeah, cap. Cap, indeed. What's cap?

Mid. Cap? Cap is lying. I'm not lying. Cap is lying. Yeah. How does cap mean... Cap means you're not lying?

I say, no cap means I'm not lying. Oh. So let's say your homie comes up to you and he's like, I banged his bitch last night. And she had monster titties. And you're like, she didn't have monster titties. Yeah, cap. cap on those tiddies. So if I'd be like, no cap,

that means that's kind of like FR, FR, FR, FR, FR, FR. Let's see. No cap, dog, FR, FR. This is all retarded, isn't it? It is. I've heard people say mid. I want to see what mid means, okay?

Baste. You told me Baste was bad, but then somebody said based was good. So, you cap, you've been capping on me, dog. Dead ass cap and FR, F R. What is this fucking

retarded mentally ill schizophrenic dog shit We're trying to pass off As a language That's English language And I'm some old fag retard because I don't say

No cap or FR Go fuck yourself You little fucking retarded cunt You fucking schizophrenic 14 year old piece of shit Fuck you Sorry what

I'm cap dog I'm straight capping on you Brough Dead-ass cap brough RFR, you know what it is. It's your boy, Caddaw, coming at you live.

So I'm trying to figure out what mid is. I've heard people say mid recently. Yeah. Mid is insult, degrade or opposing opinion. So it's like your opinion is mid. It's like, you know, Jordan Peterson, you've got mid opinions.

So it's kind of like he's sort of like trying to be an edge lord or be antagonistic or cynical for the sake of it? No, it just means you're lame. Oh, okay. Sorry. Yeah, right. We also, mid is slang for I want to homosexually penetrate really hard.

Wow. Yeah. Boy, you don't want to get those confused. Yo, Jordan Peterson, I'm going to admit you. I'm not mid. I think it's morally wrong to be mid. Let's go. This is fun.

Let's hear a new segment, okay, where I look at Urban Dictionary. There's lots of stuff here. Yeah, okay. Yeah, not good stuff here. I mean, it's all fucking. But the thing is, like I'm in my 30s. When you see people in their 30s unironically saying all this shit, it's tragic, it's sad. It's mid.

It is mid. No cap, dog. It's mid. I looked up hermidictory. I see have a cow. As in, don't have a cow. Yeah, I am familiar with this. A term frequently uttered by Bart Simpson.

Yes. Who I believe was Supreme Court Justice. in the 1920s. To dismiss the other person's feelings. Yeah. That's not what it means. Yeah. This is all shit here. Yeah. What's leaf blower? Leafblower?

A person whose sole purpose is to make their problems someone else's. Oh. That's pretty good. Yeah, you're blowing your leaves over my garden. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like all those fucking hobos on the street who ask you for money. Get away from me, a leaf blower. Get a job. No jewel, julie. No jewel, Julie.

That's the one who, she acting like she don't want a jewel, but when she at the party, she always asked the homies for a jewel. What's a jewel? A jewel is like a vape. Okay. Yeah. I thought it was like an anti-Semitic connotation. Yeah.

Yo, this no jewel, Julie. Yeah, she acting like she don't want no Jews. But when she at the party with the homies, she always got, anyone got a spare Jew for me. No, she got that Yarmica pussy dog. Ha, ha, F-R, no time, you know what it is. Let's see. Let's see. Hoot-Hoochie Daddy shorts. Shorts worn by a man. Wow.

Oh, hey there, brother. You're wearing those hoochie-coachy shorts. Yeah. This is very interesting. I like the tick bait. Tick bait? Yeah. Guy who likes to fuck fat chicks?

No, it's a jail bait on TikTok. Oh, tick base. Yeah. Wow. That's all, yeah. I mean, that's just jail bit. jail-bate on TikTok. What about Vabbing?

This is kind of fun, actually. What's Vabbing, Mr. Caden? Vabbing? Now, in the email, you said you wanted to Vab that child. What did you mean by that? It is because the very tradition of Vabbing, where, you know, remember dabbing?

Remember that? Dabbing? Well, it's not like that at all. I take a screwdriver and shove it in her vagina while dabbing. And I call it Vabbing. Yeah, no, I've got a lot of problems, that's what I'm saying. When a woman sticks her fingers in a vagina and puts the juice behind her ears.

Okay, that's like, kind of like don't wear white after Labor Day. It's just one of those things that women do. So she puts her conch juice behind her ears? Yeah. For what purpose? To attract men. Okay. Is it that she does it in public?

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, the guy's like, just pitch it. You know, way like a guy puts a pencil behind his ear. Yeah. It's exactly like that, except, you know... You can't smell fanny juice off a girl's ear? I can't... I've got very bad sense of smell.

I can't smell fanny juice too well, yeah. Okay, right, right, right. Let's try another one right here. Pimmo. Are you Pimmo? What's Pimmo? Physically in, mentally out. What is that?

Physically and mentally out, as in like, if you work in a job, you don't like? Yeah, or like, you know, you're in a date and, like, you're not really into the date. Or you're banging a girl. that you feel nothing for? Yeah, you're staring at the wall. Yeah. The white wall. The white powerful wall.

Yeah, that white sturdy wall. The foundations have been in this country for hundreds of years. Keeping the wall up while the black mode, the mole will come. Well, I'll stop this soon, okay. So scrimitting. Is that when you sneeze and vomit at the same time? Scream vomit. Scream vomit.

Yeah. I'm not. familiar with that that's like when you vomit loudly when you're like yeah

all right yeah like stevo he'd be a scromator wouldn't he dude blah I'm just reading

your phone now he's giving me nothing to work with your folks sorry womb sniffer that's pretty

that's what we call Puerto Ricans anyway look put your phone yeah yeah let's look on my other topics I have

here that's an end that's a rabbit hole of just gibberish yeah well that's basically the podcast, isn't it?

Yeah, I suppose. So you want to talk about the UK elections? Now, that's pure Pimo right there. That's Pimo, dog. Yeah, what's happening in the UK elections? It's Richie Shunak and Liz Trust. They're the two.

So, there was loads of candidates. And now these are two that have been narrowed down to. It's been whittled down to two, all right? So this is to take over the Prime Minister? Yeah, because Boris stepped down. He's a conservative's ennominated. He pulled a leg. Yeah, yeah, he did, yeah.

So who are the candidates? Richie Shunak. I think he's like the 22nd or 22nd most richest man in England. Okay. And he's very, very rich. I think he, he married this, he married up. His wife got all the bitches and money and all that, all right? All the cheese.

Shunak, that's an interesting surname. Yeah, yeah. He's like an immigrant, obviously, yeah. Okay, yeah, so he's what, Indian, Pakistan? Let me look it up, actually, and we'll find out. I'm sure the Brexiteers will love. Well, tell you what, he, it's interesting because he's like, on foreign, I want to raise taxes. And the other one's some bitch, and they're like, yeah, we like Shunak.

Yeah. Because our bitch is a bit annoying. Sub whole, no thanks. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I mean, I tried, you know, I got pretty close to Ritchie Shunak. I just spelled his R-I-S-C-I. It's a R-I-S-H-I.

For me, that's pretty good. So it's Rishi. It's not Ritchie. Well, he says Ritchie. Okay. Richie. Richie, Ritchie, not Ritchie, isn't. like Rishi.

Oh, Rishi. Yeah, he's from Southampton. See, you were saying Ritchie. He's a Punjabi Hindu. Okay. From the India dispass, despastic, dispera. Diaspora? Diaspora, yeah.

And he was the, like, the ministry for, he was the minister of money, the minister of cheese, all right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And, you know, Dinga, dinga, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's, they're going to replace God save the queen with that. No. There's nothing you can do about it, all right?

You old white man. Yeah, look, I mean, Harry and Megan Markle now this Rishi character? What has become of the monarchy? Yeah. It's a disgrace. So, yeah, he was pretty popular during Colvin. He was like, free money for everyone. Oh.

But now he's like, we need to pay back the banks. It's kind of like, oh, fuck. I'm shut too. Give me it back quickly. I need it. Oh, I've been so much trouble. You probably spent those scratch cards, didn't you? You fucking idiot. Oh, why did you buy so many biscuits you could?

I think his wife owned stock in Wendy's. The fast food restaurant? Yeah, exactly. Interesting, okay. So you got that little white bitch in Wendy's? Yeah. And you can rule anything, man. I've been to Wendy's.

Never been. I went to Wendy's in America. They were very much, didn't have pride in their work, I have to say. Yeah, I'd find most fast food restaurants. restaurants don't. Almost if they didn't care about the company because I was like

tap my watch and I was like hurry hurry people and didn't hurry up at all yeah it's like bring Miss Wendy

out here at once I have I have critique where's the little ginger yeah and did not talk where's Jack in the box

anyway his wife is Ashgara Murphy hmm okay good yes and she's a

non-domicile so she doesn't pay tax What? You owe to pay taxes You're non-domicile That means you're not actually A British citizen

So let's say You're only rich It's only for rich people by the way So it's like you live in London But you're still like I'm technically an Irish citizen So I use I pay Irish taxes

Oh I see And it's only stuff You've got very good accountants Interesting Okay So there's Richie Shunak That's him there Why I think him

Looks pretty good Yeah You see him on the pound It's interesting Because he's an immigrant But he's got those big Goofy Fee features of the monarch, doesn't it?

Big ears, big nose, big weird bug eyes and teeth. Yeah. And I'm saying that about the royal families, so, you know, it's not racist. It's definitely not racist. It's about the honkies. And if you think it's racist, that's because you're a bloody racist. You're a leaf blower,

that's what you are. You're blowing your racist among to me, saying it's bloody Tom Dickenari's fault. It's not me, it's the bloody wreathies of the world. I've turned this country. into what it is like do we have microphone

get off me that you fucking life blowing gut yeah pimo yeah I'll get

Paddy the baddie after you yeah but so they love him the other woman is Liz trust

apparently she's a bad apple she's a real leaker a leaker she's always leaking is she a vaver

she's got pussy juice behind her she's babing and leaking like a motherfucker up in this bitch all right

so she apparently she only cares about herself and publicity and she was always, I mean at the tall she always be popping out and then chatting to the guy in the sun being like, oh we've got a scoop for you. Also, it's a bad name because if they call her mistrust mistrust. Oh, there's some of a feel

thing with that, yeah. Just seeing those words printed and bold, mistrust can't be trusted because she's a cunt. Yeah, Liz Cunt, got it there. I can go all millie, boys. That's bloody money in the bank, is that? So she's like, we need to lower taxes and we need to give everyone more money.

And Ritchie's like, oh, look at that fairy tale socialist over there. She's like, oh, you fucking want. I have quite a few words I could say about you too, Rishi or whatever it is called. So it seems like he's going to win. He's going to be next Prime Minister. People are a bit muffed, okay? Yeah. A bit muffed, a bit mift, all right?

They're mift and muffed, all right? because it's like, yo, the people, the people should have a say, they're all gone on Russell Brands. Like, it should be the people who have a say on this, all right? Yes, yes, yes. Hello, you're 5.4 million awakening wonders.

I'm a little bit distracted as you're talking with there. Sorry, James. What are you saying? I'm doing a bad job. I'm texting someone there, not texting back to me. Oh, okay. Oh, text it back to me there.

Yeah, maybe do this after the podcast, probably? No, this is how I do it. This is how I smash. Okay. Everyone listening, go, go on, my son, text her back, yeah. Oh, yeah, though, you're real, she's not texting me back, I'm going to care myself. Oh, she texts, I'll reply straight away. Yeah, yeah.

Then she shows I'm aloof. Then she'll respect me. Yeah, you know that we, I'll send her a, her own little private Marvel Minute segment. You text her 12 times in a row. She doesn't get back for four days, but then text you a thumbs up emoji at four in the morning. You reply straight away. She'll respect you then Well actually I'm also talking to

Colum Tyrell There's rumours Colum Terrell might be on the podcast Oh Yeah is that okay for you is Evan I'll talk to him You fucking cunt I've looked down

For one second to reply To call him You're like smack in my phone Was that who you were talking to Was that Colum Tyrol Yes it was Yeah You're trying to fuck Colum Tyrol

Oh God Just what I think you can't get any cooler Wow Man you know he used to make $2,000 a night Working in the Bar I might be exaggerating slightly Yeah

For those who don't know Colmterill is an Irish comedian Who's like really doing very well Over in America He's not really Well he's not like I'm joking I'm joking Jesus Christ

Well I think he's doing well If I had his career I'd be happy He's gonna be in legal weapon four He was in Legion of Skanks And You know He had Irish Shafir on his podcast

Irish Shafir took his dick out On the podcast Awesome Yeah And start a fucking fucking Colomterer Just throw fucking Columpteer Just face fucking

fucking his big spudhead. Yeah. And then he was, then Ari was on Joe Rogan, and he was like, hey, I fucked this retard dubbing guy.

Yeah. This fucking potato munchin patty whack Mongo con. Yeah. No way, man. That's crazy, man.

Yeah, Ari's always trying to plug people on Rogan, and Rogan always, like, shuts it down. Told you, Rogan's autistic. He is.

He doesn't know what's, yeah, he's like, he just focused on something. He's like, has he ever face fuck the Mongo? I doubt it. I doubt it.

Anyway. Oh, actually, fuck, I had a theory before we go. My Elon Musk's theory. Okay. This is one of Brian's theories. I think Elon Musk is fake. He's got money, but it's not real money. It's all stocks.

Yeah. So it's like the housing crisis, all right? It's the bubble, okay? So he's got a lot of money right now. That could all go away very quickly. Doesn't he come from money, though? Not extreme money, all right? Like, yes, money, okay?

And he'd see his dad with fucking his step-sister. Yeah, well, I keep it. What's that about? What about that? It's fucking awesome, man. She got stuck in the washing machine. He was trying to help her out and he slipped in And she was like, oh my God

This is crazy Yeah, yeah I was like in your wishy machine Let me help you out there That's my South African impression You know, what's really troubling is It's not that far off Yeah, so it

Elon Musk's dad was fucking his Well apparently this is Doing a Woody Allen This is a while ago But when it came out now Because the media are against him The media are against Elon Musk And Dave Portnoy

and Russell Brand and Joe Rogan Because they're all too powerful And Jordan Peterson Yes, yes And Column Tyrol No one's safe And we're next Yeah, we watch out

Yeah, yeah So Elon Musk It's all fake, all right It's a Fogazi And there's millionaires Who are doing so much worse Than Musk And Musk is like

The balloon They send out To distract the sheep bull All right So they're all focused on Elon Musk, like, oh, you did a bad job host in S&L, you freak. That monologue did not slap,

bro. Dead ass, it sucked. Where all the other millionaires are like raping children and, like, sacrificing goats and shit. He's up there in the writer's room with Jim Downey. Well, why doesn't it work? I thought it was pretty funny. No? What's wrong?

No, no, no. He's like, the sketch is too long. Gen Z. Hospital? It just doesn't make any sense. apparently Michael Shea wrote that one Really? Yeah, pretty embarrassing That's yeah

Well obviously for him Is this like fucking I gotta go eat a sandwich Yeah Yeah yeah yeah I don't give a fuck Him and Tim Dylan had a bit of a spat Because Tim Dylan's like

Yeah this was shit And then Michael Schae For whatever reason It's like Why is somebody listen to a fat gay guy over me Yeah And he's pretty good question I can't find a flaw

On his logic Yeah He's mad young as well Michael Chey I think he's like He's like 21 or something I'm exaggerating But I think he's like

Younger than you think He's like 35 I think Oh your phone's going Oh yeah sorry That's time for us To wrap up It is

We just had an hour We've all had fun there It's time to go We're going to head home It's over an hour So Elon Musk My theory was Elon Musk is fake

The other millionaires Have propped them up So he's a distraction Fugazi and Fugazi Okay Why do you think about that I think he puts DeGay and

forget her see. Good night.