Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 164 : Inject That Ass

Episode Date: August 6, 2022

New York gays have fun while Cadden ENJOYS himself.

All right. Good evening, everybody. We are back for the free episode here. It's getting comfortable on the bed. I've got my hot coffee as usual. Yeah. We have three big things to talk about in this episode. Get ready for this.

We have Korean rape, New York gays, and misery. What is Madonna? Hey! It doesn't make any sense whatsoever. Also, I held an invisible envelope to my head. a la and johnny carson but the people listening couldn't see me hold it to my head and even if they did they wouldn't have got the reference because that show was on in the 70s now yeah so but yes okay right i'm just trying folks don't spill my coffee yeah okay oh fuck uh so you you have three

what was it Korean rape New York is and misery now who do you want to do first do you want to do the Koreans first, the New Yorkers, or the fat women. Oh, Jesus. I'll tell you what, because it's fresh, let's go with the New York gays. So, I've been watching Uncoupled, ironically. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. He's been watching

it on my Netflix account. Ironically, yeah. Now, it's explain uncoupled to the people out there. From the creator of Sex and the City, comes a new show starring Neil Patrick Harris. Doogie Hauser. And Barney

Stinson, is that his name? Yeah. You're right. The cool dude. I live my life like Barry Stinson. I follow the brocodes. Yeah. Yes. If I wear a suit, don't I? No, but instead of a suit, it's pretend to like basketball. Yeah, exactly. James, the Brocode.

I've got to smash these holes. But really, you're just like practicing your steps in a musical. Yeah. So, it is starring new Patrick Harris. He starts off, he's married with this guy for like 17 years. he thinks he's all going well

sure but then on like his husband's 50th birthday the husband goes you know what this isn't working anymore I'm gonna move out and then everyone's like surprise turns out a surprise birthday party you've seen that trope before I've sure have

I tell you what there is a lot you know in this show now I only watched like half an episode with you but anyway look no disrespect to Neil Patrick Harris I think he is a very talented man and he's all good with me. Me, N.P.H

and the cad dog, we go way back. P's in a pod. The rest of it, though, dog shit. Wall-to-wall dog shit. It was not good. It's not good. I'm sorry, it's not good. It's not even enjoyable on a trashy level. It's just fairly dog shit. Now, there's some of the little quips

at the start, I thought were funny, but as it moved on, the quip meter was starting to go way, way down almost to zero. Yeah. Some of the few quips at the start where it's like one guy was really gay, and the new Patrick Harris is like, you're the reason blue states turn red. Okay.

I was like, that's funny, yeah. Another bit we're like, they're at a party and you know the old, the kind of older, mature black guy. Yeah, the weatherman guy. He brings a twink along to the party. They're like, oh, you're just a homo and twings like,

you can't actually say that. They all kind of give a look. I was like, that's funny, yeah. Okay. I'm very interesting how old gays look at the new world, the new gays. And just like me, they are disgusted.

Let's be honest, all right? And just like that. I'm getting sick in this street Because the new gays have been poisoned by millennialism All gays were cool They were in a bathhouse getting the shit kicked out of them By racist police officers And then forced being forced to suck them off at gunpoint

You know And they had to play a pay two drink minimum cover charge It's just ridiculous Yeah yeah And nowadays they got to deal with these young So the main enemy in the show it's this young gay who's like

Hello everybody Oh hello Yes Have you gone to the new Glad thing Have you? Like that So I'm just trying

To live my life man Leave me alone Yeah Now what age Is Neil Patrick Carras To be Almost 50 Okay

Right Right Right I think it's real life Yeah He looks good For his age He does

And he takes his shirt off A lot In the film In the movie And a nice Nice little He's got there He's a little

A pa pa pa Piz So you met You met most of the characters there. You met Neil Patrick Harris. You met the black guy. Yes. You met the fat guy. Nathan Lane.

Yes. He looks like Nathan Lane. He looks like Nathan Lane, but he's nowhere near as talented or funny as Nathan Lane. He's Nathan Lane with the talent of Josh Gad. Wow. Perfect description, actually. And he's the miserable. So the black guy's like, yo, New Patrick Harris, you're single now. You've got to

get out there. You got to taste the nice flesh and all the twinks and all the sexy boys. Did he say, you? Or is that your addition? I think I... Yo, what it is? Nadel Patrick Cash? I think I've had it maybe...

You need to be out there All these small fuckers turning sissy right now. You need to pop that little... They little boy pussy just be popping with the penis and whatnot. Yeah, that's... How are you going to be walking around here

kissing on a man, touching on a man, and shit? That's what you think he sounds like because you're the racist. Yeah, he's actually like, oh, Neil Patrick Harris, need to go out there

and get some nice boy pussy but I had a bit of stank to it I'll be honest and then Nathan Lane is like this fat depressive fucking idiot who's like this fat

fucking mess this spastic all right who's like oh I don't even like Twinks they're not fun at all oh Grindr

Did you say Twix or Twinks Yeah the Twinkie defense I just ate a Twink's ass Remember that the Twinkie defense? Yes, I do, yeah.

With milk. From milk, yeah. Yes. Now, what was it actually? It wasn't that he ate a Twinkie, but that he... So the thing... He had low blood sugar at the time of the killing because he didn't have a Twinkie and he ate Twinkies every day.

That was it, yeah. So he had a Twinkie every day, just Josh Brolin now in the movie Milk, okay? One day, he didn't have a twink... We've all been there. One day, you don't get your Twinkie, you get a little bit angry, and you shoot Harvey Milk. You know what? I haven't had my Twinkie today either, so you better watch yourself too, I'm going to milk you

I'll give you that milk treatment You're going to get milked baby You're about to feel You're about to be brolin I'm going to brolin all over you You know I watched it very funny It was not very funny Report about Harry Milk's death

But it was a live TV broadcast Okay And they had some dumb cunt feminist cunt All right on Probably very smart But she was like I've written a book here About boys' toys

Are aimed towards boys and girls' toys are aimed towards girls but boys' toys can also be girls' toys and girls like that shit, right? Just a real droney, fuck-ins

like, you wrote a book about this. And as they're talking to like, the news reporters like, the interviewer is like, I was getting news there that Harvey Milk's been shot and killed. We'll get to that, um, yeah, oh, wow, we'll get to that, um, yeah, anyway, about your toys there?

And she said, yeah, thank you. Just go straight back into it. She's not thrown at all. yeah okay she's like Harvey's ruined my big moments I want to talk about toys well you know I think something good came from his death

you know but yeah so the Twinkie defense that's it now I don't take the Twinkie defense worked no if it did that was set a legal precedent it sure would and then sure we all be on

yeah now what you can call it uncoupled we're joking we're joking oh I'll tell you all we'll switch on don't you twinkin and shoot that lady that no one likes

you know that lady for an all-together now oh wait yeah what is this there was an anti-trans pro conversion therapy speaker at all together now me and James are saying you should shove a twinkie up or con't because we support trans people although we more hate women than support trans people you know the biggest thing about that is I always know

those music festivals they do invite like speakers in that who's dumb enough to go to like a speak like a journey a concert all right yeah like a festival you're supposed to have fun you're going to go to the festival they're going to go like to the nerd side of it whereas people be like there's only two genders yeah well i know some people get a kick out of that i suppose they have live podcasts at the festivals live podcasts even stand-up at a festival is pretty dumb like you've done stand-up at a festival i've done as well like we've done recently and it was a fucking nightmare it was it was it was it was it was awful but that's because it was very badly organized you know but um they're all

badly organized all those things like because no one gives a fucking and also you can't organize it well. Yeah, it's not something that works. It's not supposed to work. Like, the only way you could make it work if it's like, if it's an indoor tent thing, you know what I mean? But like when it's an outdoor thing and it's fucking bright outside and there's music playing, it's just it doesn't work.

But anyway. It's fucking shit. That's what it is. The only benefit is, it's just the way so comedians can get in the festival. Do a real short spot and then start harassing some musicians. I mean, having fun. Yes, we get a friend. free backstage path

Yeah Where's Denise Chyla Who's that? She's Who's it Well she's from Limerick But originally from

I think Zimbabwe or Oh yes yes Big Tits Yeah Massive Mad the Heavis See that's what I mean Like you let me in

Alright I'm like y'all do I'm here to do stand up You have my art form And I'm like Where's the Heavis Where's De Nies Where's De Nish Shylock

I want the heavies A pound of tit flesh Chilog That's what you said No, it's Chilat Okay, Ryan She's very good I saw on the late late show

And how you Ryan Tuberty didn't know I tell you he didn't I was speaking of Tubberty Actually other late show presenters Late late show presenters I listened to Pat Kenny

in the radio there recently Yeah On the way into work And Pat Kenny did a very funny joke I've said now Go on He was talking about microchips Because microchips

It made in China All right And Pat Kenny said that like China's a sleeping beast and when it awakens we will all quiver What's funny about that? I'm sorry, yeah, but then after that he said

that they make microchips Yeah, but he said No, pardon the pun, but microchips are cheapest chips Oh, right Okay, yeah Not that funny. I was more troubled by the disturbing prophetic statement he made

that China is a sleeping beast and when it awakes we will all quiver yes wow that's uh wow it wasn't he was just talking about the weather yeah just let you know guys they're kicking off with china right now nancy pelosi's hanging around taiwan right now what's she doing over there just like walking around the place because her husband's been drink driving in america oh yeah so he's been over there to do a speech something like that and china are like they will be repercussions if you speak in taiwan there will be serious repercussions

nancy pelosi yeah oh wait because china don't like taiwan yeah yeah what's the whole thing I think they're like, we want Taiwan. Taiwan, like, no, we're independent. Taiwan's like, we're our own country, and China's like, no, you're not. Yeah. That's why I remember John Sina said Taiwan was his own country. Yeah. China, like, Mr. Sina.

And they chopped his cock off. They will be serious consequences. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Right. With big cock, I've seen. Is it? Oh, huge, I imagine. Where'd you see it?

My dreams. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, uncoupled, all right. Oh, right, yeah, sorry. So, uh... Back to the hate speech. Yeah, exactly. Thanks, God.

Yeah, so they're gay. What? No way. Wait. What about the heavies, dude? Is there's no big bodacious titties, dog? Yeah. They've got Nathan Lane.

That's true. He's not. No, it's not even Nathan Lane. It's Nathan Lame. Has anybody came up with that yet? No, not yet. God. You used that.

That's right. When next time you see him. I'm going to submit that to the New Yorker. It's just going to be Nathan lame written in blood on the back of a fucking. postage stamp with my spit yeah so you get to see him

go off an adventurer now you were not liking it but then there's a bit where now Neil Patrick Harrison this is pretty conservative yeah he doesn't want to have sex straight away

he wants to find someone special yeah he wants to use condoms okay I just want to take prep and shit like that he meets a guy who seems nice what's prep again if you have to ask dude

you mean cool enough no but they take it to not get AIDS prep is what the gay the gay boys take so they don't get AIDS because you know there's so much fucking going on

what exactly it's just like a pill it's like a one in a thousand chance if you ever getting AIDS okay these guys are fucking three thousand men in night oh yeah it's a game of roulette

yeah that's why the traffic so bad on George Street huh I knew it the city council called me a buffoon but so he meets this guy

okay congestion or congestion or congestion Come on Come on Give him something boys What do I gotta do What do I get some respect

In this goddamn town Anyways well yeah wait There was a bit I did like Yeah you did that like that Where the one gay tried to inject The other gay's asshole with a nomin agent So the one gay could shove his gigantic Monstrous throbbing cock

Into the other gay's ass You are enjoying that I was whew Yeah, so the guy Neil Patrick hooks up with By the way, his dad introduces to him Yeah His dad's trying to get him some cock Yeah

I don't like that That's a bit of two worlds meeting I don't like that That's true So the guy Neil Patrick Harris meets His cock is so big He can't put in like a human arras

All right Yeah It needs to be a bovine creature Of some description Yeah We got catty baits type All right So he's got to inject

New Patrick Harris With a numbing agent So he can shove the cock up Because the cock's so big. Yeah, it's massive. A bit like remember Samantha in Sex and City met a guy with a cock so big. She said it was like climbing Everest. Wow.

Yeah, I don't remember that. She couldn't do it. No. Even like, she couldn't even get like a quarter of it in. Jesus. Yeah, it was so massive. Which is ironic because she, famously there was that bottle episode where she shoved Mount Everest in its entirety right up her cunt. Now, I think that didn't make it to syndication.

that was just on the bonus DVD extras if I memory serves She just did it It wasn't in the script That's a trooper That's why she wasn't here for the reboot Sir Jessica Parker Just you know

Felt overshadowed You know What we're talking about? You know the ugliest one out of the bunch The ginger Yeah she's gay now in the show She's smashing clam on the show Wow bumping tacos

And the husband's like Please don't do that And she's like, shut up, cunt. Oh, she's still got a husband? Yeah, yeah. She's cheating on the husbands. With, with dames. Yeah, yeah.

So he's like, a me, kind of like, oh, excuse me, please don't bump tacos, please. She's like, shut up. Please don't eat that carpet. I don't like that. Please don't be a rug muncher. We have children. Yeah, and they're going to be bumping baby tacos pretty soon.

What? No. No. That's all kinds of wrong. So uncoupled There's not much else to say about it Not much else I think we've covered that

We've drained all the juice from the cock Again no disrespect to NPH He's a formidable talent But the show isn't It's not good The writing's bad And the performances are very uneven Tell you what

He got a bit of shit recently For something that came up on Twitter Have you heard about his birthday cake No I'll go up his birthday cake If I want you to think of here Now you don't get offended easily okay i don't i want to show his birthday cake i want to see if you get offended by it so people on

twitter said he's disgusting for his cake okay now i'll just let me just get up one second i'm trying find it here that's all interesting google's not showing it to me oh wow oh duck duck go my friend yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh you talk talk for a second oh yeah sorry i'm just i'm so excited what i mean it better not be something lame like just it's shaped like a cock or something that'd be pretty funny if so like what are you doing this Why is a straight man, like Neil Patrick Harvest, enjoying a cock cake? Party stinting wouldn't do that. Yeah.

So this is this cake, all right? It's shaped like Kobe Smolder's Cuck. Is that her name? Ew. Now I see why Google suppressed it. Okay. Now, this cake was made about a week after Amy Winehouse died, all right? Okay.

And the tweet is, look who showed up to the party, hashtag Amy Winehouse. And this is the cake right here. Holy shit. Yeah. it. Yeah, that is pretty offensive. That's the cake right there. That is mental. It's a corpse. That's the cake in the shape of her corpse.

And her semi-decomposed corpse. Yeah. Who made that? Some cool guy. Fucking hell. That's wild. That's crazy, isn't it? Well, it back then, we're like, you know what, people were edgy back then.

Yeah, yeah. Wow, that's... You know, as you said, I'm not easily offended. I ain't no snowflict. like fella Yeah But yeah Wow That's pretty

That's pretty out there You know Their NPH The original edge Lord dog Exactly Yeah I don't you should be

cancelled for that But it just makes you think Doesn't it It does Yeah yeah yeah Did the gays Kill Amy Winehouse Just so they

They could have a Fabulous cake Probably I think I've Presented enough evidence Here to prove Yes irrefutably

I like this This different kind Alex Jones It's like I'm just saying Maybe they did Maybe the gays Did 9-11

just saying these people are demons folks they're turning the frogs straight it's disgusting there's a new Alex Jones documentary coming out I hope that we get a good documentary

out that isn't just shallow bullshit yeah yeah shallow misinformation just a bunch of shill corporate shill propaganda

a bunch of corporate chill grieving parents ruining the buzz yeah yeah we're having fun here and you're having fun here and you're coming in talking about your dead kid complaining about my Sandy Hook cake it's a big cake it's an exact replica of the school

with the children's corpses inside and Amy Winehouse so the next topic okay Korean rapists Korean rapists I just typed in Korean rapists for the crack where we're eating Chinese food of all the things You just typed in KOR and it auto filled

did you mean Korean rapists? And we got a guy, I think his name is Mr. Recap. Yeah. Now Mr. Recap recaps South Korean soap operas and movies. Yes. And it's weird. So it's like the narration definitely sounds like a sort of automated Google translate thing. It is this.

And then she does this. And then she goes to store and buys milk. Yeah. But like some of the English is very weird. It's like, so the men come in. and enjoy her and after her accident she feels bad by enjoy her an accident it's referring to gang rape yeah so then tear come out her eye because she is not happy she is opposite of happy yeah yeah so i think it is just like a druggle translate from korean to english yeah i bet you

it is some kind of like korean wikipedia or something like that he's just copy and paste that into the thing yeah very lazy and i like that respect it's a efficient. It's efficient. Much like those people. Yeah. Also, they've got high suicide rate up in there in South Korea. Up in South Korea.

Yeah. But down in North Korea, everyone's fine. And also up in North and South Korea, they do the western ice plastic surgery a lot as well. Yeah. Who is that one on fucking Rogan, Yoway Park or Yemeni, Yusufi. Ari Shafir.

Look at the fucking tits on that Korean Jewish pride. no what was there Yemeni Park or something like that Lemney Snicker Massive massive Oh yes

Heavy so Korean Heavis Yeah yeah yeah And she has Evies And her heavies Are very Baudacious Yeah

By the way You know When we say heavies We're being ironic Saturising Sexism Yeah

Yeah And big fat smelly Tits Because everyone Everyone knows That big tits Are gross Yes

Yeah I actually like little tits sometimes. Oh, that... Have you getting a mic on, actually? I do. Yeah, yeah.

If you'll need to hear this. Enjoying little tits is a slippery slope. And I'm not talking about the Korean Mr. Bean. Don't be very funny. Mr. Bean's

Korean remake. Sliperry slope. That's definitely offensive, isn't it? There's no way to get around that. It's inexcusable, indefensible.

But it's very funny. So, what do you want? for me. No, but like a slippery slope. No, like in little tits,

there's a slippery slope to be in a nods. Are you choking on your coffee? Okay. Did you spit it out? Okay. Bryant.

That would be amazing if you die on Mike from something I say. That was very funny. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, it just went down rock. It didn't spit out by the way.

Good. It's okay. Would you want to take a second? No, no, That's what the Koreans would do. I've... You like little tits, is what you were saying?

Yes, I do, yeah. Because I was dating a girl for a long time with little tits, and I think you're going to adjust. Yeah. So, like, you know, A's and B's and stuff like that. Yeah. But I'm a man of every side of the book, you know? Yeah, of course, yeah.

Every book of the tits, you know? I'm a man of culture. I like any type of tip, really. Now, what was the movie that Mr. Reek had was talking about? It was called Marianette. Is that what was called? Yeah, Marionette, yeah. Now, I'll describe the plot of Marionette.

Yes, you do that. And I'll make racist jokes. Okay, Marionette is a little, little schoolgirl, all right? Yes, okay, right? Korean schoolgirl. And she starts dating a boy. It's not weird, it's art. We're discussing world cinema?

Like the Mona Lisa. It has artistic merit. Now, back to the anybody did it committee. Yes. So, she's dating this guy, and it's going well. But then he's like, hey, drink this drink, you know? Yeah. I was like, okay.

What is this? Don't worry about that. Yeah. Yeah, now, but I think it'd be funny, okay, if instead of doing the Asian voice, you do maybe like any other type of voice at all. Okay, all right, okay. Maybe British or something like that, yeah.

Okay. That would be something. That would be funny. Yes, that subverts it quite well, doesn't it? Yes, exactly. Okay, I'll do a British accent. Oh, hello, he's a me from a foggy, London town. Oh, I'm a chimly swip from Mary Poppant.

It's Phil Mitchell. Chim-chim-a-chim-chim-cham-a-chim churl. Anyway, yeah, okay, okay, okay. Sorry, sorry, yeah, no, yeah. Hey, what are you going to do? I'm a picture in Paul March now driving around. Well, he's hanging out with the triads. Yeah, he's on holiday right now.

Imagine he, like, at immigration, you know, he gets pulled into the back room because of his podcast. Yeah, anyway, so... So, she gets raped in by this guy, and he rapes her but she wakes up tied to a chair and all his mates come out and they all rape her okay yeah so like she drinks the drink that he gave her she wakes she's tied up he's there filming her all of his friends come in completely naked except for masks they're wearing masks and they all enjoy her as the narration they have an accident on her yeah they have a gang bang accident yeah so then afterwards she feels sad all right sure and she finds out it's been posted on the internet internet. Yes. And now the guys get arrested, it's a big thing, but her reputation has been ruined now. Yeah. Because they all know that she's a slut. Yes. Yes. Her mother says, you know what? Go to different part of town, change your name, new identity, fresh darts.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. She does that, right? Becomes a teacher. This is like, you know, eight years later. But then, one of her students gives her another drink, all right? Didn't learn her lesson. She wakes up then. This is a bit weird. She woke up in the same place. She's in the classroom, wake to a classroom and she got like loaded stuff around her wrists like bruises ligature marks yeah to indicate she was tied up but like obviously so she drank the drink passes

out and wakes up in the same place and she wouldn't have known anything happened except for the marks on her wrists so then she starts getting text from the master now I thought they meant the master from Doctor Who oh did you? Yes okay you know the master don't you I don't he's the doctor's

Moriarty right okay now there's a couple of like the doctor the master's different faces through regeneration. So the master is like the enemy Doctor Who, okay. And the first actor, okay, they were going to reveal that the master was actually the doctor's brother.

Right. Kind of like a Star Wars thing. But the guy who played the master died in the car crash. So they scrapped that idea. But then they brought the master back, but they never did the whole brother thing. Yeah, it's probably a better... They told a bit too much like Star Wars. Yeah, that's fair.

So the master, now the master was a woman for a while. Oh. And now the master was an Indian. Jesus Christ I know Isn't Doctor Who a woman now Doctor Who was a woman Yeah

Now it's gonna be David Tennant For three episodes Okay And then it's gonna be a black gay Well because of Tenant's kind of The pallet cleanser Yes exactly Yes okay

So they're gonna have the 60 specials Coming up soon Right Yeah And they got Russellty Davis back And you're You've been following it I have not been following it

I found it to be quite dog shit Okay And also they did some stuff In continuity to show That I found to be quite offensive Oh The other way there's like a number of doctors There's like I think there's 13 doctors so far

Okay They're revealed there's actually little secret doctors You never knew about Oh right Yeah so the first doctor is actually like the 59th doctor Okay so that's a yeah that's a bit shit It is a bit show it's bad when show us do that Like Buffy when they just brought in some random little sister

Yeah She's been here the whole time You can tell Joss Whedon was you know Yeah Too busy being mildly mean to a girl that bastards that evil scum but anyway

back to marionette yeah yeah so then she's getting raped no the master has video of her getting raped again yeah

and the master going to leak it so she has to do these different things you know and the masters make her play all these sick games

kind of like Saw you know saw for our generation yeah yeah yeah because you know we're Gen Y by the way I know

Gen Y we don't understand Saw we don't get so where's the iPhones what's going on right where's TikTok well yeah

we watch saw and there's you know they're using flip phones like what is this the prohibition era what's going on what's that square box in the corner that they're all locking out

it's a television what no I think this marinet movie would actually be quite good remade in American okay who'd you cast as a sexy school girl rape victim well yeah she has to play both schoolgirl

and teacher because the time jump so who can play young so Emma Stone maybe yeah I could see that I think M. Stone is a bit too much a dog right now. A dog? She's just getting too old. You think? Yeah, yeah.

Can you put out to pasture? I think it's Sydney Sweeney. Jesus Christ, yeah, okay. Sorry, I mean, um... Yes, I think, yes. Her acting credits match up, yes. No, but are you willing to break your any bitty titty rule for Sidney Sweeney? She can get an operation.

Okay. Cut those tits off. Dude, that'll be a big operation. Then sew them back on directly afterwards. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like a doggy bag from a restaurant You get to take home or severed tits The master's the only thing to the teacher

And then another girl in the class Gets her news leaked as well Yes, the master So, sorry Yeah, it's complicated Yeah, yeah, yeah So yeah, the teacher, whatever her name is Now, it's...

The same thing happened to a female student And it looks like the cycle is repeating itself, right? Yeah, but then the master kidnaps the student, all right? And then Marianette's try to find her and she calls the cop. There's a cop she's friends with, the cop is to follow her, right? Yeah, because the cop helped her solve the case

way back in the day. And then Marianette shows up the warehouse. She gets drugged again. There's a bottle there and she has to drink you, okay? Otherwise the student gets killed. Right. Wakes up to terms of the student was the master, well, won the masterminds. Right, yeah. So the girl's student is helping the guys to rape her

is helping the master. Yeah. To honest, it looks like it to be a pretty good movie to watch, you know, if we hadn't spoiled it for ourselves and then for everyone listening to it. Yes. Yeah. It would have been good, wouldn't it? Well, you made your choice, didn't you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't turn bang

the clock, buddy. You can't unsmoke the cigarette, or uneat the cake, or un-listen to the Korean school girl gang bang rape movie plotline. Okay? And you laughed at the slippery slope, joke. Don't pretend you

didn't. It was very funny. And I'm the bad guy. Anyway, let's wrap this up with, uh, marionette. So then it turns out the student is helping the fucking master. Yeah. And then the cops threw up and they all get arrested. It turns out the master is actually like

a 13 year old boy. Yes. Because the master is the son of the original master. Yeah. So it was a master who's like, oh, I love rape porn and uh, revenge porn and rape and snuff films. Ha ha ha ha. He got arrested. The 13 year old son of found him was like, I will do, I will follow you father yes yes yes they'll go into the family business

yes and now and he gets to rest to because he's only 13 he just gets snapping a wrist he gets rehabilitated yeah you know what that means you get to go and play Xbox for a while that's what that means yeah yeah and he'll be good at it too you know he will you ever look up about children's prisons no okay very interesting to watch it I do watch lots of stuff about children's prisons

yeah well obviously seems pretty nice now I've seen the movie sleepers that was about children's prison modern day children's prisons. Not that when you have a cool Kevin Bacon. Man, that movie goes off a cliff when he Oh yeah, completely. Like, it's, as soon as he dies,

it's shit and unwatchable. Yeah. I mean, actually, Dustin Hoffman is good in it as a sort of alcoholic lawyer. Oh, yeah. He's a bit of a goofball. De Niro's in his, but it's a nice little cast. Brad, Brad Pitt, Jason Patrick. You know what's up. You know what time it is. But you're not fucking

with Jason Patrick? You're not rocking JP, don't? I am, I am. you know what you're kind of like does a girl I know right she makes me stuff sometimes right she might come in and bring like some banana bread or something right and she'd say eat this and if I don't go like if I just eat and go like hmm she'll like

you hate it don't yet and I thought no no I don't you hate it and you hate me well that girl is right it's so I'm high you're an evil piece of shit bro I don't too you don't respect people you don't see all the hard work we do just to make you happy

yeah yeah anyway what was talking about child prisons child prisons yeah it's your new favorite hobby

a lot of them look very nice and the children never appreciate okay so it's like here you go you got a coloring book here and the book

about you know what's right and what's wrong here and the kids is like man and just keep hitting their head

oh I don't like it here I don't like it here it's the wrong type of Xbox ugh like that they're very ungrateful little cuns

right okay so you want to maybe get a job as a prison guard in there. Give it a bit of Kevin Bacon. I would feel pretty strong with my baton. It's not even part of the uniform.

You brought it from home. You're knocking the door, like, all right. Strip to the waist. What? Brian, we've told you, you're not allowed to make the children strip. Kevin Bacon did it. It's such as ridiculous. What about the woodsman?

Yeah. God, Kevin Bacon plays a good paedophile, doesn't he? He does. He does. He was actually gay as well in JFK. Yeah, well, that's because that gay has got some interesting opinions about,

yeah. There was none of that in the uncoupled show. There's no, like, Neil Patrick Harris meets a cool guy in prison. Yeah. God, he's great in that, JFK. JFK is something that, like,

that is, I think there's, like, good movies and there's movies you want to rewatch all the time. There's all good movies, I'm like, that's good, but I won't watch that again. Yeah. But JFK is one,

I will sit, down, like a pagan shit. It's so entertaining. It's so well made. It's three hours long. Because it's quite dense just with all the shit that it's bringing up

because it's obviously most of it. It's historically accurate. Like, so it's, you know, it's very interesting. It's a darn good movie, Brian. It's a darn good movie. Yeah, anyway. Anyway, speaking of darn good movies,

another movie I love, misery. Yeah. And last time we were all drinking and you revealed you hadn't seen misery. And everyone was like, you fucking worthless, can't, how have you not killed? yourself already.

Yeah, we were all screaming at you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you know what? A little bit I was like, and you made me barbecue my

balls. She said it'd be funny but it wasn't. It was really painful and it still hurts today and I think they're infected now. Yeah, yeah. You know, it's funny.

So you said you're going on, so I was like, hey James, watch it tomorrow morning. Yes. And then we'll watch it and talk about it together on the podcast.

Yeah. And multiple people have been joking around with me saying like, I bet James didn't watch misery. I bet James didn't do it. are these people that talk behind my back?

He never does anything, does he, Brian? I don't have to know. I was standing up for you. I was like, no. I'll show you. It'll prove you all wrong. There is collusion at the highest level behind my back here. Well, you know what? They were almost right. There's a Mr. X type metal for me.

Misery, you think he's going to watch that? No. Did he watch some Korean rape movie? No. I'm trying to think of all the movies I haven't watched for this. anyway but yeah no well they were almost right because we were drinking last night I was meant to get up early and watch misery yeah that was your homework I was meant to get up and watch a film

but I was like no I text you said no I woke up late and my head feels furry I need to go back to bed legitimately happened I was like here I'm wrecked could we push it back to an hour and then I walked you walked in and I wasn't even finished watching the film

I know yeah to watch the last half hour. No, I put on a brave face, but I was living. This is just a complete, a blatant disrespect for not only me, but the fans of the show. He doesn't give a fuck. Looker, he's asleep right now.

Wake up, Tadden. Watch that film for God's sake. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like you for a book report. And I'm like, misery, yes, I love that film. Oh, what a great film it was. Yeah. With the characters.

Oh, God. it was misery in name and in nature because how miserable they were in the movie misery it was called misery but it was a joy to watch it was all right to be honest you know what last night I said it and people were like what it's fucking great you need to see it

I was like it was fine yeah we were kind of overdoing it a bit it's really it's good it's not great I'm a big fan of it and because James Cannes died recently I thought it's something we should all go back and we watch Kathy Bates is fantastic in it She won an Oscar for her, she's amazing

That is the perfect game In baseball there's a thing called the perfect game So you don't make any mistakes Do the perfect game That's what she's doing right now By the way I think baseball is going to make a comeback You think? Yeah

I think I want to see a lot of young girls Watching baseball Swinging big lumps of wood and balls I think yeah It's going to be a lot of very young TikTok girls Yeah They're all going to be reading the baseball. They're going to be like, oh, Babe Ruth.

Yeah. They'll call it the Babe Ruth Challenge where they drink 12 beers and go play baseball at night. And hey, whatever happens, happens. Yeah. So, uh, Misery, based a novel. I'm a big fan of.

Yes, Stephen King. Then they made a movie directed by Robert. Rob Reiner. Rob, Robert Reiner. Yeah. Rob Reiner, okay? Son of Carl Reiner. Now, I believe Cathy Bates was the first choice

and they got her. Okay. The role of Paul Sheldon was offered to many different actors before they got to James Cannes. A lot of actors did not want it because it was a very boring role. The tall was too passive.

Because you're just basically lying in a bed the whole time? You're basically a bed and Catty Bates gets all the limelight and they're like, why is this fat bitch getting all the line there? Yeah, yeah. That's true. In 90s Hollywood, it's like,

what? They're letting this pig get the starring role? Yeah. And obviously, you know, it proves the theory that, you know, big ugly fatty boombatties are all mentally ill freaks who will kill you they've killed babies and they'll kill you yeah and they're all fans of your work they're all fans of your novels even you haven't written a novel yeah yeah yeah so here's the list of people want to get your take on like

if you think it'll work better or worse okay so first of all robert redford better or worse yeah though i mean to be honest it's really not a demanding role you just have to kind of be aesthetically pleasing of a certain age able to look annoyed and in pain I think Robert Redford would have done a fine job

I think the role of Paul Sheldon is like jazz it's not the notes you play it's the notes you don't play yeah yeah true because the way he James can play Sheldon he's an intellectual

he's smart he's not going like oh no I'm in a bed he's like figuring out what's going he's reading the situation but he can do those moments like, you fucking bitch

when he wants to... And he's very good at screaming and pain as well. Yeah, but he also knows like, be a bit charming when he has to be,

be a little bit sarcastic. Yeah, yeah. Okay, so, Kevin Klein, better or worse? Worse. Michael Douglas, better or worse.

I think he's a bit too charm. It's a bit too slimy in a way. Yeah, yeah. I think, if it was him, I think a lot of the audience

might be kind of rooting against him because he's, he's very good doing the sliminess. I think he'd be like. But he does the sliminess

that people like. I mean, Gordon Gecko was never meant to be a sympathetic character. Yeah. And people loved them. Women creaming in the cinema, flicking their beans right there. Yeah. What are we talking about?

Sorry. I think Douglas, you have to change his script where he's like a, like, he's on the drink and the drugs a lot. He's a writer, but he's like being scummy. Yeah. Then he gets his comeuppance. He's kind of like an Hunter S. Thompson type. Yeah. What about Harrison Ford?

By way, these are all guys who were offered a role. yeah you know what here's the thing there hasn't been so far there hasn't been any what that's ridiculous they're all sort of white older men look good yeah they won't get any one get Eddie Murphy right oh yeah that game believe it's big fed bitch

speaking of him and whatnot oh malo what about Hoffman Hoffman think would have been good Hoffman would have been good yeah Hackman I think would be very good so far Hackman's the best I think yeah yeah De Niro no

I don't see why not honestly none of these have struck me as I think they all would have been fine. What are you got? That's amazing. It's a bit too cartoonish thing. He's doing all the noises. Well, almost there, don't worry. Warren Beatty?

Yeah, again. Now, Warren Beatty was very close. He was basically right at the dotted line about the sign. And he was like, actually, no. I'm going to do that. What was that? Dick Tracy. No, what was the other one? Bullworth. Yeah, Bullworth. Yeah.

Where he's like teaching a blacks of the rap. Yeah, I need a rewatch. I'm the rapping president I need to see. Black people get too much money from the government. Doesn't even rhyme,

Mr. President. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not a good movie. It's not as good as you're saying. And finally, Richard Dreyfus. Yeah, again, I think. Well, he actually did play a movie. He didn't, wasn't a movie

where he played despastic. Really? It was called Whose Life Is It Anyway? Genuinely? He's like a quadriplegic paralyzed from the neck down. and like he can't there's like this one scene where like this nurse is kind of giving him a sponge bath

you see her big titties and he gets angry because he's like she's sexy and I'm attracted to her but I can't get a hard on my cocks is spastic just like the rest of them I tell you what I told you a bot boy Iger recently I haven't had a chance to use yet but my god it feels good

to have in your pocket it does like a gun it's like walking around with a gun you walk around with a gun in one pocket and a Viagra and the other and you walk through a playground is like, I'm ready to fuck and or kill these children at a moment's notice and you feel powerful

and strong and worthwhile. And you're going to take this country back God damn it from the globalists! You know how embarrassing it'd be if you walk up with John Lane and pulled out some Viagra over the accident? You're like, oh your cock doesn't work, does it? And you say something sarcastic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you make you feel little.

Yeah. Best assassin in the world. He's not even the best assassin on this street I know you're going for it doesn't really work does it fuck fucking idiot

so Paul Sheldon is driving home sorry he's driving back to New York after finishing his new novel yeah he went to write in the woods like a pretentious

douchebag he's driving the snow he deserved everything he gets he's driving the snow like a douchebag as well and he crashes also like a douchebag yeah yeah

and then someone finds him Jimmy's the door open up the car and drags him gives him mouth to mouth Yeah, she, but she loved that now. Yeah, and I remember a lump of snow going into his mouth there, and I was just thinking that must have been unpleasant.

Oh, I have another cool thing about James Can actually. I heard a nice story about him. So apparently one day on set, he came in hung over. On misery. Yeah, yeah. And he did the whole day of filming afterwards, Rob Reiner was kind of like, that was kind of shit. James Cann wasn't very good that day.

Okay. But he didn't want to say, he didn't want to piss off James Cans. He was like, oh, yeah, there was actually a problem with the camera. We won't have to reshoot that. Okay, sorry about that, Mr. Can. Yeah. Then James Can found out from someone else It was because, like,

it's because you're hung over me. You're fucking hung over. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some Korean come in. He's like, you're fucking hungover, mate. It's a fucking disgrace. You're meant to be a professional. Oh, I'm telling you.

Back where I come from. Back in my manna, they fucking murk you, you fucking Darth Billock. Fucking plain silly beggars like that. Well, gosh, darn it, Ying Hui. You really put me in my place there.

You took me to desk and that's what I needed. Fucking right, Giza, you fucking sigh. Shut up, mate. You're boring. Oh, do you, you cunt. Those Koreans are, they really give it to your straight, huh? These little Korean schoolgirls, they know they talk to you while they're being gang raped. Yeah, so.

So, and he felt so bad about it, he actually reimbursed them that day's pay. Wow. Yeah, he was like, that wasn't professional. I'm sorry. I bring greatest on. honor upon well i'm sorry but like his performance he just has to lie in a bed looking in pain he's great though he's great yeah but i just mean i would imagine being hung over wouldn't impede that too much i doubt it no yeah rob riner's just being a pedantic pedantic prick he's a big meathead

yeah yeah yeah meathead yeah so then annie wilkes finds him yes and first he's like oh don't worry got you here got your leg bandage i'm your biggest fan yeah she bandages them all up making what do you call it for his legs calyps calipers no stilts oh shit the door disclosed there oh oh you got it wrong you've angered the podcast gods no splint that's what you call it yeah splint splifts that's a yeah yeah give him a spiff am he blaze in the zoot and ting these koreans are getting crazy do i tell you i might say it's the podcast for it i say that i said strange a tings in work okay everyone's like brian you're hilarious because you said that

you said down the park you said strange art things oh wow yeah and I said that and I walked in one day I was like hey guys strange our teens oh that's awesome Brian

you're promoted straight away Brian Brian they put you on their shoulders like Rudy and you're at the window at tiering I said that

I'm strange I ting's and the security comes along get out of here you vagrant come on get out of here yeah I don't even remember saying

You said it one time and made me laugh. And I said it there. Okay. And everyone got a good chuckle over now. Even the customers and, even those one guy who never smiles, he cracked a little smile there and said, I respect you. Like one of those British soldiers at Buckingham Palace. And they probably, you know, a couple of sexy birds probably pulled you into the disabled jacks and tossed you off. We can't go on disables anymore.

Why not? It's got two disabled in there. Because you've vomited so much. No, no. It's been broken for a while there. Man, I don't know. it is if it's you know the thrill or the

supportive bar there but taking a shit into disable jacks just feels amazing and you also you're on your own as well it's great but yeah you're like the bar there also you've got that string so you know if you're ever in distress you can just have somebody rush to your age

even if you're not in distress you just feel a bit lonely you want to talk you know pull the string and you're just like I'm disabled so you have to talk to me yeah a lot of them just do have politeness nice yeah you have to talk you about the footy, you're Doctor Who? What is your disability? You show them your cock? They're like, okay. All right, little

buddy. Aren't you a brave little soldier? Yes, I am. Strange your tings. Oh, and you're hilarious too. You're very funny. I don't like, I've talked before about unisex toilets. Yeah.

That can get a bit dicey. Now, everyone knows gender's a construct and all that, right? And we should embrace all that, but I don't want to hear old ladies taking big shits. No. Because I hear them, and sometimes, man, those old ladies, they're taking violent shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're friends at the door

knocking, like, are you okay? Are you okay? And they're like, ah, ah, ah, and you're possessed with the devil. I'm in there, listening to the whole thing. Yeah. You hear a couple of slurs pop off, you know, you know? So you have unisex toilets in work. Is it for customers and staff? For both,

yeah, it's unisex to every sense of the word. Wow. So staff and the pleb, and the IT guys and the old ladies and the homeless you're all you're all just shitting in one big trough

yeah yeah and then you're serving it back to them for 599 it's all a big swizzle it's a shit

covered pyramid scheme did you see in Wembley they had that thing where you know the trough when they pour the points and stuff doesn't go in

oh yeah they were getting points out with that we're scooping points and selling it the video got leaked by Woodward and Bernstein

yeah That's disgusting. Yeah, what happens, man. Well, England won the World Cup there, actually. Not the World Cup, the Euros. The Ladies. The Lady Euros. Yeah, I was live with it and worked.

You said one that took her tits out. Yeah, she got her tits and her minges out. And then somebody scored a goal right in her cunt. She kicked the ball right up her fucking goal hole. No, yeah. So the British, the English ladies team won the Euro final. And when she scored the winning goal, she took her, top off and started swinging it around

as a celebration, but she was wearing a sports bra. And even though I paused it and enhanced, enhanced, enhanced went frame by frame. Couldn't see nothing, mate. It was a bloody disgrace. That's disgusting. Yeah, what happened to this

it used to be called the beautiful game. Not the fucking smelly cunt game. You know, because I'm such a... Smelly Cucktees game. I'm such an inseller, right? It's such an angry, hateful insult. I went on

Wikipedia's every single player on the team trying to find some dirt on them. Were you going to like, I don't know, like try and blackmail them or something? I know you've had four abortions love. Give me money right now. On Wikipedia I see like she had a miscarriage

in 2007, let's say I'm like, oh I got the dirt on you love. Oh, if they find it about this, oh your days are numbered. So I couldn't find anything. The English team are whistle clean. Yeah.

Clean is a white whistle, if that's the term. It's not. Okay. Now, the English, no, sorry, the American women's soccer team, all criminals.

Really? All deplorables. Jesus. Yeah, like, they're all battering their wives and, uh, drink driving and like,

uh, fighting. This is the women's team? The women's team, yeah, yeah. Literally, yes,

spousal abuse and all that. Ah. One of them, I think her name's like Hope Solo. She cannot stop drink driving. She loves her so much. And she, Every time she gets caught, she's more drunk. And more belligerent.

Yeah, and she's closer to the school every single time. Anyway, back to misery. Yes, misery. So, Annie Wilkes is the number one fan. What do you think about Catty Bates in the role? She is amazing. Fantastic. She really is.

Like, it's, you know, it's worth watching just for her. A brilliant mix of comedy and scary. And the comedy bit makes her even more scary. Yeah, true. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Other one she says, Dago, I love that. Of course. Yeah.

So many bits in like Mr. Main and like the bit we're talking about like Rocket Man or you know the bit, Elton John. You know the bitch talking about the guy, the cliffhanger, the cockadoodle. Oh, right, right, right. Or the bit talking with swearing. I don't go to the bastard bank. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I loved all that. She's very unhinged.

Yeah, it's like she, it'll start off kind of comedic, but then she'll go really dark and scary very quickly. Kind of like every woman you've ever met. It starts out playful Then she's crying and cutting herself And all of a sudden I'm at the small claims court Here in a bunch of yip, yep, yep, yep, yep Yep, yep. Yeah

It's... I changed her medication for a laugh You've never seen jackass before It was a goof, Your Honor I was like, you know, it happened to Bert Kreutcher Yeah, yeah, exactly I was doing the same thing Oh, we talked about Bobby Lee after this

Okay, Bobby Lee drama, yeah, yeah, yeah That'd be good, yeah So then we find out She's killed loads of children She was a dragon lady She was like she worked in a maternity hospital And she was just killing babies She was like Harold Shipman for babies

But instead of a beardy weirdo She's a fat broad Way more insidious than evil I think we can agree Now why are you about the sheriff and his wife Do you like that? That's a new edition The novel didn't have that

Okay Yeah I mean I like the Yeah I like the character of the sheriff The sheriff, the actor's name is The actor's name is like Farnsworth He's a real bro dude That's why I love, you know what, I was thinking about this recently

A dude like that He found out he got cancer He was like, well, that's the enemy Put a gun in his mouth Pull the trigger, the end No crying, no like Didn't go on Twitter And like

Didn't take his top off On a comedy show To show his tits have been removed Oh yeah, I didn't know I thought he was talking with a football for a minute, I was like, wait what? Take the Tarol, what, beat Germany? Yeah, she beat Germany at

Who's the most unfuny con competition? Boom! Roasted. What do you think about the ending? What do you think about her getting battered to death? You were getting, like that? Oh, that was great, I was loving that. You always did for two bits today that you got the most excited about. One was when the gays were injecting their assholes.

Yes, yes. You're almost when the fat one was getting beaten to dead. Yeah. I also enjoyed when she smashed his ankle. goes up. I cried like a bitch. The hobblings. That's about slaves as well.

Yeah, I miss that. That's what they do to escape slaves. Did hobble them. Because he's saying, if you can't kill a slave, that's like destroying your Ferrari because the wheel's broken. Yeah.

He's got to hobble it. So, like, you have to call your Ferrari the N-word a bunch of times. You try whipping a Ferrari. You look silly. You ever try buck-breaking a Ferrari? You'll lose that nine times out of ten, my friend.

So, yeah, she hobbles him The hobbling is great In the movie, in the novel I should say She cuts his legs off But it's kind of, it looks a bit silly That's a bit over the top It is Wouldn't he die from blood loss

Think you would, yeah I think in the novel Because she's a nurse She knows how to do a Oh, she like cauterizes the wound Or something dumb, yeah But I think the hobbling is more cinematic Looks better

The screenwriter nearly walked on one stage Because screenwright William Golden Was his name Right He was like Has to be caught off the legs. You can't change

a novel, you fucking Rob Reiner, fat cunt. Robboring's like, no, I'm going to change it. Don't you know

my dad is? I'll have your badge. I'm not a cop. Yeah, well, whatever. That's what he sounds like. I'll have what she's having.

Sorry. Yeah. Hey. What are you on for me? You know? It's late. I ain't never changing, baby.

We had a lot of Chinese food, retired. Fuck all. off, all right. He gave me a Chinese food and two cans of coke. I'm off my eyes. I'm crazy right now. I was supposed to go home tonight, actually. I'm not going to go home.

To Carlo? Yeah. To take your punishment? My dad keeps telling me you have to come home. To get your SIM cards? Yeah. They're all waiting for you. Yeah, they're going to jump me, man. I'm going to walk in the room be empty, like, oh no. And now is it. There was nothing we could do. You get folk off my dad.

He's gone. we can do about it You motherfuckers Yeah Yeah Then I'm just driving around Carlo looking out for helicopters

Yeah Oh let's do a few little quick stories We're going to do Bobby Lee in a minute Wait hang on the end though The ending of misery So in the ending of the novel It's like he sees a flame And the flame reminds me of the burning novel

So he kills Kathy Bates And he gets away Oh yeah real good I love that Shows paper and reminds him see the way he's like you disgusting bitch yeah yeah only james can can could do that yeah

you think fucking redford could do that Dustin Hoffman yeah that's what he sounds like in my head I'm terribly sorry I'm Dustin Hoffman oh don't you know so it was only 60 years old when I put my finger in a vagina

without asking I'm that's his husband you're only supposed to blow my bloody cock off yeah anyway yeah so it ends he like you know

he's just at dinner releasing his new books like sometimes I still see her big fat ugly face but then I remember she's dead yeah

the end that's basically yeah yeah yeah I would like to be more of a better ending but who might to say it's Rob Reiner

yeah yeah yeah let's go on something else then quick because we got we got a few more minutes left what are we are

great yeah we've got like a few minutes left okay yeah yeah oh so this is going Bobby Lee then.

Okay. Have you been following the Bobby? I didn't know so here's the thing okay. I think there's a lot of freaks on the

internet who follow like a lot of this weird YouTube drama yeah and there's people who they're living is reporting on like

like have you heard a new Jim Norton's story have you heard like Jim Norton and Opie have another fight let's follow we'll stay with this

all night if you have to it turns out that beige frequency and porcelin may not like one another IRL

that's right folks you heard it here first there's one fucking freak especially he's always talking about like you know we've got some new Joe Rogan news here that Joe I was talking to Mark Norman and Mark Norman made a joke and Joe Rogan didn't really understand it

and it was a bit awkward there but he's reporting it like you know if you're honest we've had that exact conversation on this podcast I know but he's like breaking news yeah yeah yeah awkward Joe Rogan moment I've got a body language expert here with me so where you think that

Joe doesn't get the joke and that would be my hypothesis if you see the way his bald head is really bald. That means he's so stupid he couldn't even figure out how to keep hair on his head. That's why

the joke goes over his head because the hair isn't on his head to catch the joke. The joke goes back into the left. Now we are through the looking glass here, people. Joe Rogan is a goddamn retop. He killed Kennedy

and he's probably a closet homosexual. It's the big scene, Daddy, oh. You ain't even ready for it, Jack? Oh, this is the big hot tamale. They take you for the dirt nap, and you ain't taking old dino with you. So, Bobby Lee

broke up, what's their name, Kalila or something of that? Kalila, yeah, yeah. So, I don't know, these things happen. So basically the story is, white woman was mean to a China man all right so like that happens every single day now Bobby Lee is a comedian and an actor pretty successful

he's had a long career he's been in a bunch of movies Mattie he's on that new show Reservoir Dogs What? Do you know that new show Reservoir dogs? Reservoir dogs? Reservoir dogs What the fuck's that? The new Native American show with Bill Hibur

Oh Yeah it's a new It's a show about Native Americans Like reservations Yes reservation dogs I said reservoir dog Yeah which sounds like reservoir That was my fault

Yeah I'm too fucked up Yeah yeah yeah So Bobby Lee comedian He's very well Like he's very respected He played a lot of Chinese people He's in Pineapple Express

Mad TV Carb your enthusiasm The dick tear Loads of shit Loads of shit So and he's a good comedian as well He's good like a podcaster He gets on like a lot of people

Like a lot of people like him As a person And respect him as a comic We get a podcast called Tiger Lily with his Mrs. Colila who is you know, no disrespect to Bobby Lee

but way out of his league. For now. She's very hot. For now, but wait till, you know, wait till something happens to her. Wait till she turns 28. Oh, it's all, she'll be a real Kathy Bates then.

Yeah. So, yeah, they broke up. There had been rumors that they were going with marriage counseling and maybe she'd cheating on them. I think they kind of had an open thing where it's like, okay, so you can fuck bunch of guys and

I still pay you for this podcast. Everybody wins. And I feel sad. The best kind of open relationship. You get with those tick island boys and I'll stay here. I'll hang out with T.O. Vaughn. And get harassed by Brian Callan.

No, let's get into this, okay? So what was the initiation thing? So there was a bit of a war between Bobby and Brendan Shaw. Yes. So what happened was... Now can I just say this? There is a huge amount of hate for Brendan Shab? Yeah. I'm going to

stop you. What are you going to say? You're wrong. You're completely wrong. I'll fake my point at the end of this. No, you won't. Take it now.

I don't. I've watched Pappy Gringo, whatever's called. I've watched the Beiner Gringo, right? It's terrible. Have you seen British stand-up? Yeah, but I've been very vocal about my disdain for British stand-up. I think that is no different than James A-Caster.

I see zero difference between Brendan Scha. You know what? I like that, actually. And James A-A-Castor, yeah. yeah say that again it's like twitter when people are like read that again which is the most retarded fucking condescending narcissistic bullshit cunt face but anyway say that again i think brendon shob james ass a castor the exact same person the exact same you're brendon shaw he's doing the exact same like he or she yeah i agree actually i agree with this wholeheartedly so basically what happens so if james acecaster with bobby and bullying Bobby Lee. So Brennan Shob, as you said, there's like kind of universal

hate in the comedy world by the comedy fan. He's the punch line because he's like a UFC guy who is bad at that. No, he does comedy and he's bad at that. Again, like UFC, he was competing so he wasn't like terrible.

I'm a real apologist right here. You really are, yeah. Well, I will say it. He does stand-up special like two years after he started stand-up. Yes. So that's fucking very dumb. Yes, it is.

bit. But anyways, so fucking Bobby Lee's Mrs. Kalila or whatever she's called. She's really hot, so, you know, there was always a bit of a kind of, really? She's with Bobby Lee? You know, a bit of a, you got gold digger vibes, I'm sorry. But then she had a podcast with a couple other

friends of hers, and they basically very, uh, on the nose hinted, Brendan Schaub like tried to get a blowjob from one of them, even though he's married with kids. So then apparently Brendan Shaw, Brian Callan, a bunch his that whole crew started

ringing up Bobby Lee is like here get your cunt fucking girlfriend in line because she's mouthing off and we'll get big Papa Rogan after you now obviously Joe Rogan I don't think endorsed that he didn't even give his shit he doesn't even know who these people are it's quite fun as like yo I'm gonna get my friend

Joe Rogan is that right Joe Joe where are you where's he gone I don't beat up Korean anymore man I can't do that man you change could of Spotify Joe so yeah now then Bobby Lee

had Brendan Shob on the podcast with the misses so it was like the three of them there and they were hashing it out but it was very uncomfortable to watch apparently yeah I don't watch any this all this is gay by the way yes it is well you brought it up pal

oh oh oh they got you oh that's the only time you ever slipped up but yeah so now Bobby Lee is broke up with his misses And there's a podcast of him and his Mrs. talking with a breakup.

Yeah. It's so sad. He's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, it was, you know, if I wrote a book about my life, you'd be like,

you know, if it was 10 chapters, you'd be like seven of the chapters. Yeah. Oh, give me like eight. Yeah, okay, right. He's like, ha ha.

Yeah. Yeah. So she's like making a hard time. Yeah. She's making jokes. Yeah. And he's like, crying.

I'll always look after you, you know, I'll give you money. you whenever you want and I'll never love it again I'm never gonna have sex or anyone else again you know it's my fault

because you were very sick for a long time and I spent too much time looking after you when I should have been doing something else so how was she sick I don't know

she got a bit poorly I think oh right I think she had some kind of shock something like that shock some kind of like like a diabetic shock but in the brain

she had brain diabetes or something like that right okay I'm not a doctor no no evidently okay so she she had a she overdosed on cock

she was a cockaholic she had a cock overdose and Bobby Lee is like I spent so much time looking after you I stopped being attractive to you yes I'm sorry

that's what it is yeah yeah yeah yeah and Bobby's really sad and she's just like I gotta get out of here I gotta go meet my island tick boys yeah

get some dick and he's just there crying out of his poor little Chinaman eyes I could be a song right there yeah yeah like Willie Nelson

has blue eyes crying in the rain and fill in the rest yourself she was only 13 she had the China man eyes but she was clean

Ted Nugent yeah so as you said the whole YouTube drama shit is very fucking there's one thing like there was like a few

videos about it and you're like oh this is interesting every one thing but this is like there's so many videos about it from people who are not

involved in the case at all just like some fucking like I don't know like some guy in Britain being like okay we've got the new Bobby Lee update everybody who could believe Wendy Shob was being verbally abusive absolutely

disgraceful yeah but there's some people that I guess such a glee from the Brendan Sharp hate that I feel like it's going to be like you know when we were all mean to like Amy Winehouse yeah and she died and like she was a true artist right I don't think that will be no i don't think brendy shaw's gonna get that same thing uh like you know a perfect point is when

the gillis thing popped off right like the gillis s and l thing like fucking the fighter and the kid brenn shaw brian gallant's podcast like brend shaw was like the problem was whatever about it being offensive it wasn't funny their podcast sucks they're not funny is like mate what are you like that is retired you know what i mean like also he did a podcast with the two johnnies so Callan. It was Brendan Shob who said that about... Oh, I think I remember this.

I think Callan was agreeing like... I wasn't like Calum's like no dude he's the young bull Yeah You know how many BLs he crushes?

He's, yeah, he's awesome. Yeah, but the funny space is it when Chris Alia was accused to rape Yeah and then they had the video and like

Callum was wearing shades because I think he just got his Botox done. He had eyelids or shrie which is That's not a thing. So you have to wear like shades I think rape is bad

Yeah, yeah Let me just check my phone Oh, and I've been accused of rape So, okay Goodbye Brendan Shab started crying Yeah But he couldn't even speak

He was like I can't even talk bro I'm so sad And mad I can't take it I heard that A lot of times Callan has showed

No sorry Shob Brendan Shob has shows They get cancelled last minute For unforeseen reasons Because they haven't sold enough tickets Oh, Jesus. Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty sad.

Sometimes he's like, oh, my mother died again. You know what it is, though? He's going to get... Now he's become such a fucking thing that, you know, he has become a bit of a lull cow. I'm bringing back lull car, dude. You know what I'm going to do, actually? You know where you buy low, sell high?

Yeah. I'm buying stock in Brendan Shab right now. Because people are going to buy tickets to go to his show ironically and laugh at him, not with him, you know what I mean? Yeah, like, I think that's become, like, because the fucking fighter and the kid subreddit is all dedicated to just, like, abusing and, you know, fucking with Brennan Schaub. And he's such a retard that he fucking, you know, he takes the bait every time. Yeah.

He's like, you're just a fucking fat nerd who doesn't get pussy dude. And, yeah, which is true. But, you know. Yeah, well, yeah, well, you're James Acaster. Yeah. You look foolish sometimes, you idiot You buffoon Anyway look, we've hit the hour

We've gone on that way over now I'm kind of rambling An hour of nine minutes Okay That was a very wild one thing Yeah yeah yeah No I think the Patreon we did Was a little bit wilder

This was like three topics And we go away from topics But we have like a bit of structure Yeah That Patreon one was There was no rhyme or reason That was gibberish Yes absolute gibberish

Remember I was just like Beverly Hills cop I'm like okay what about I was like I don't know what about this other thing Bridget Neilson yeah Tony Scott what about smart scarfs what

I'll talk about that next week the smart scarf I don't know what it's a scarf that can monitor your brain oh good yeah good tell you things are really shaping up to be quite interesting

anyway bye