Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 165 : Mr T and the Big Foot

Episode Date: August 14, 2022

BJ boys question everything.

So we had a little adventure there James had to go get some assistance I did and I needed Medical intervention You know I was very slow to help Basically it was basically You know you're a medical emergency

I needed 10 ccs of awesome Stats So you were taking is it sulfidine or sulfidine Sulfidine I was saying sulfidine like a fucking narc It's paracetamol Codine and caffeine So if you ever want to know

What the Cadins What is secret elixir is his secret powers. It's just low-grade opiate pain meds that stupid cunt housewives drink just and not listen to their fucking kids.

So that's what I take. Cat and special juice, yeah. That's not all I take of course. There is many many substances. It's a rich tapestry. It's sort of like, you know, like a clockmaker, like a watch has so many moving pieces and compartments.

My synapsis a neurochemistry is just it's just you know ping pong ping pong it's like a ping ball a pinball wizard maybe I didn't take enough I don't know

well I tell you what it's great to have you back yeah the James before that I didn't like it was sad was I didn't like that I didn't like that scene just sitting there all slumped down I was like come on James get up like why

yeah what's the point another year older I'm 33 tomorrow what do I got the show for it nothing fucking nothing and then I got some chowder I didn't give you any of chowder

I was just shoving chowder on my mouth turn that frown upside down James you know there's a bunch of women over there we can actually watch the women from here are they in the auto ban yeah in the autoban okay mostly a lot of hot chicks out there

with their legs spread all right basically begging for some cool dudes to walk over there and fuck them out in public all right yeah now I couldn't do that I'm too nervous all right I'm a real Jerry Lewis, okay? I don't think women are funny.

But you, you are now on the influence of the cool shit right there. Yeah, I'm Dean Bartner, like, hey, you wacky dame, get over here. No, it's a nutty professor. I'm before the potion. You've taken the elixir there. I'm buddy love. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. Body love handles, that's what they call me.

Yeah, we're so like, we did that, and then they drive back upon a little podcast to cheer you up. Yeah. A podcast about alcohol. The Guardian podcast featuring a sad alcoholic woman talk about being a sad alcoholic. No, you didn't get to the fun... Bit of a bus man holiday, if you ask me, but... You didn't get to the fun part.

We just got to the part which is like, and that's how I recovered. I talked to a mental health professional, and I got, you missed out of the airy stuff. That's really funny stuff. I was drinking. I was pissing myself on the bus. And I was like, oh, why am I pissing myself? It's because I haven't drank enough vodka. Nice.

Glug, glug, glug. Glug, glug. Yeah, yeah. well that's what you get that's where you are fucking that's where your benefits are going huh yeah i don't know but and then because of the podcast i decided to get some alcohol myself because i want to be one those cool women yeah yeah you want to piss yourself on a bus post taste someday i will what did you get now here's the thing i have a wacky persona you do people expect me to be the the wild card remember in the a team there's the black guy i'm not

the black guy you are not i am not mr t you're a howling mad murray Yes, I'm howling mad Mordog Indeed, now he was seriously mental ill He was, wasn't he? What was the whole thing, like PTSD or... Yeah, he had, yeah, he was the wacky character, PTSD's always crying. Yeah.

I'm here the fool who going to the bedroom with a razor blade in a bottle of pills. That's crazy shit. You're crazy, Murdoch, you crazy. You know how Mr. T got started? He was a bodybuilder for many years. No, but...

Sorry, not bodybuilding, he's a bouncer. He's not a wrestler, he's a bouncer. He definitely. he did wrestle a bit though. A tiny bit, yeah but he was a bouncer more so and he got famous from a show called America's top bouncer. That was the show. It went the 80s?

Yeah, yeah, a show to see who can be the best bouncer. Yeah, it was not a long-lasting show. Did he wear all that shit? Yeah, he was doing that and calling himself Mr. Tee when he was just a civilian. Oh, wow. He just walked around going to the shops. I peer the fool, it's like, You got my stall, now, Miss Tatee. We don't want you

here. I appear the fool who'll be charging. Oh, what are you talking my dollar, nine and Nilever's a baloney sandwich I'm him, hey man Are you, get over here, boy No, I'm not your boy You'll get out now And I'm back

You see, just like that The magic is back And the drugs have hit His eyes are so wide right now guys Hey boy Hey boy, get over here You fuck me up my ass Now I'm just doing Eddie Murphy bits

Now see that energy right there Walk over the automobile right there Of giving me the location Evan knows where I live now We've docked star cells Yeah But anyway, what I'm saying is

I'm the wacky clown, I'm the Mr. T, all right? No, you're the howling mad. No, I'm Mr. T. Mr. Lowe T. You can't be stopped. Boom. That's it, man. Look, hey.

Oh, he stumbled onto the secret drugs. Oh, no. Yeah. I'm the first comedian that ever used drugs to be funny. Yeah, yeah, you got me. No, look, I don't need drugs to be funny.

need funny to be drunk Ruminate on that pile if you're not laughing you're I'm dropping science and knowledge on y'all philosophising Plato's cave up this peace Yep

So and then Mr. Teague He got really big den from Rocky Tree Yeah And then he got the A team He didn't do many movies though He did one movie called DC Cabs Where he's a cab driver I believe He's involved in the mob

And there's a big bag of money where dollar sign on it. Okay. But that didn't really do too well. Now, it didn't do terrible, but not as well as they hoped. Yeah.

Now, obviously the A-Team was his big thing. I think he's like, maybe him and Hulk Hogan were kind of a duo for a while. A little bit, yeah. Because they were boating Rocky Tree. Yes, that's right.

But then they wrestled, they were in the WWF together. They would get Mr. T sometimes. But I think that was maybe promo for a movie or something. Mr. T's very Christian. Yeah. But I heard a story

one time Mr. T went to a charity event. and his limo was outside and the door didn't open Surrey away and one of the little kids was like, where's Mr. T? And he opened the door

and he's getting sucked off. Really? Yeah. By... A woman. Okay. Yeah, see you got disappointed

it. I heard there was for a long... It was one of those urban legends that Mr. T was gay. Here's thing, you hear a lot of urban legends about people like,

I heard he's gay. I've heard no one else in the world had mentioned he. Okay. No, no, my sources. No, no, but you know what, this is something that I was told

when I was like, like a child. It's probably weird to tell you as a child. Yeah, yeah. You were like watching 18, like, yeah, go 18.

You know, those lads you like, they're all gay. Ruminate on that. It's the gay team. No. My grandmother was very cruel, which he didn't have her sulfidine.

Everything you like gay, james. So there was, it was like Howling Mad Murdoch. Yeah. And Templeton Peck, aka Face. Oh, they called him

FACE because he was good looking. Very good. And then Hannibal. uh smith burris i think he was just called Hannibal smith but that actor he was really pissed off because he was meant to be the star of the show

but obviously Mr. T was the star it kind of it was one of those things like the fan just loved it loved Mr. T's so much it overshadowed you called Mr T it who you don't think he's human yeah well look I did the three main guys remember near the end

they kind of changed up the kind of crack with it So it was there on the run from Vietnam Yeah To court martial some shit like that Not it for a crime of being gay And having a boath Yeah

But in the last season They changed it Where they got captured by the government And went to court And they were found out The thing they were courts Martial for was actually They were set up

By the scrundal general Yeah Because I remember Like The A team used to be on Like Saturday afternoons And RT1 I was like a child

So obviously I'd be just watching it for the action. The sort of geopolitical, you know, nuances of the show went over my head. You know, the court, like the court-martialing and the flashbacks to Vietnam. Like, I knew there were soldiers in a war. I had an awareness. You weren't watching it be like, it was an unjust war, mother. The rape of Dan King or whatever. What was that called?

Dan King. Nan King. Nan King was the Japanese fucking with the Chinese. Yeah, okay. All right. So it was all kinds of. are wrong. Look, I was too retarded to understand the A team. What do you expect for

me? Yeah, no, I love the A-Team when I was a kid. I think me and you need to go watch a few episodes. Man, of the A-Team. I know which ones that, the ones with Boy, the one with Boy George in it. Boy, George. I'm talking 80s Culture Club

high of his, he's just off his face on heroin and cocaine, just fucking blitzed. And what's what I do? Does that have to like try and make him get straight again? It's so funny because, like, yeah, Mr. T's, like, Christian, you know, in real life. But then the character of B.A. Barracks, like, hey, yeah, boy George, yeah, I'm a big fan. And boy George is like this very camp drug addict who, like, chains men to radiators and beats them with his cock.

And then, you know, gets a job picking up rubbish. Because, you know, yeah, the crime, the penalty fits the crime there. But crime and punishment. But anyway, yeah, no, Mr. Tea with boy George, it's a very fun crossover. Oh, I kind of want to watch that right now. After this, I'm going, I never even mentioned what I got. Oh, sorry, yeah. You get you kind of distracted by Mr. T.

Speaking of closet homosexuals. Yes, I'm by George, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And instead of tying someone up to a radiator, I've done the better choice, I bought a little drinky poo for myself. Now, I could buy Hineken, or Hino's. Me and the boys in work call it Hino's, right? Yeah, we say, we get some high nose, baby. They say that, ironically, but you don't realize as I,

ironic and they're making fun of you. No, no, we're being cool. We're all posh. Yeah, we'll give us some high nose, love. Yeah, guys, get some fucking high nose from some whinels. And then we harassed the waitress because we're cool. What, you fucking smile, you

cunt. Yeah, give me a high no, you cuntle. Give me a little piece of heinie and then a beer too to wash it down. What? Yeah, that's right. You heard me.

Let me drink your country. So, so again, I got some wacky and weird, you know, something bit crazy. So I got Piranha, Expressal, 17.5%. It's espresso, not expresso. What, Espresso? Espreso. Americano. Yeah, yeah.

No, Piranha, it's like an alco pop, kind of like Mickey Finns. Are you drinking it right now? I'm going to drink it. I can't open it. Oh, no. Who's going to drive me home? Oh, no. I'm going to have to walk?

Oh, we can do something. I'll get a taxi. I'll walk. I can't open it. Here, do you want to open it for you? They're all watching me on the podcast. They can all see me. Well, no, the sexy ladies out the window can see you.

Remember that their legs open? They've all closed and used it in like the... I couldn't see them. I'm going to keep watching. You open it there and I'm going to watch the women. Oh, look at them. And there's also a bunch of them over there and there's one guy. He's probably gay.

So that's like so many options right there. Oh, you open it for him. There you go. I opened your piranha juice. Oh, I've spilled it on my small cock. Oh, it just burned. Yeah, go on, drink it Drink the whole bottle right now

Can I take a sig? Do you just wig, do you think? Yeah No, yeah Now you're so inebriated Oh God Let me try it Oh, Jesus

Is it disgusting? No, it's not It's actually quite lovely And I think it's what we need right now Especially this day and age With the heat outside We need that Oh, that's disgusting

We need some piranha Espresso That's all you buddy Okay, I'm gonna drink the whole thing During the episode How about that? Really? It's a challenge, yeah

They're daring me All the people listening, they're daring, say, Brian, you can't do it. Oh, you're secretly gay, Brian. I'm going to show you. I'm going to drink all this thing goes to a boiler house. I'm going to get real violent. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, I should describe the bottle.

This is true. Oh, God. It is phallic shaped and brown. It's brown. It's long, hard brown, phallic shaped bottle that Brian is putting to his mouth. To prove he's not gay. I'm drinking it and just tears coming out of my mouth because it's so strong and hard. Yeah, yeah.

It's disgusting. Oh, actually, speaking of a, it's not speaking of gay at all, I got a bit of relationship advice. Okay. Well, a question more so. Oh, right. So, reading this thing in The Guardian. Yeah. And this woman, okay, she recently broke up with her long-term boyfriend.

I mean, like, they got together when they were like 13, okay? Right. And being together, and now she's like 28, 29 or something like that. Right. So she's never been single. Never been single. But also, she's never had to make a decision in her life. Any big decision at all.

she asks him she doesn't know what she thinks because even like let's say like people like do you like that movie she goes oh I don't know really let me think about it and she goes her husband like was inception good

and he's like yeah it was like oh yeah it was good actually yeah it was so she's never taught properly she's never been on her own she's never been independent she's now 29 and she's in the big big city

what should she do she's worried that she can't think for herself she's not developed that skill and it's a bit late to develop that skill and even like she doesn't know what to eat She gets home, she's like, what should I eat? Who is this brain dead

Mongolide who has the intelligence of a doorstop? I don't know. There were a lot of fish fingers on my sheepies. I don't know. Darren, please come back, Darren. Oh, I'm so sad without you. Sounds like a fucking twat. That's my answer.

Okay, right. Well, I'm just saying... She called you up to say, thank you very much for the call. Did I enjoy this call? Yes, I did. Well, like, I mean, really, are you putting a bit of stank on it with this? She doesn't know how to think, or is this really a concern?

No, no, no, she, that's, the main thing is the fact that, like, I can't make decisions. That was what the title was. Okay. My boyfriend made all decisions for me. Now, I don't know how to make decisions on me on. Sounds like a very toxic relationship, I would say. No, I don't really believe that, but I got to say that shit. Yeah.

In case any holds, listen to this, you know. You're like 13, I hope he was 49. Hope he's Dane Cook. Oh, yeah, Dane Cook. He had a young one pregnant. No, she's not pregnant, but she's young. Right. He's 50, she's 23.

They just got engaged. But they've been dating since she was 18. But they met when she was 15. Oh, like an Elvis situation. Yes, so people are kind of like... Now, Elvis just say, never touched her until the date or married. That is not true. That is just not true.

He's the most famous person in the world in the 60s. He could literally do anything he wants. He's not going to fuck his child bride. I suppose. Please. Deep fried banana sandwiches up or snatch, and he guzzled them out, like pig slop out of a trough.

He died on a toilet while eating a child's pussy. Well, actually, this is an interesting little side note here. I was listening to a podcast, the Ryan Rissillo podcast. Who's that? Ryan Rissillo is a friend of Bill Simmons. It's a spin-off of the Bill Simmons podcast. Okay.

Ryan Ristolo, a bit of an arsehole, be of an idiot, be of a mongolide, but a cool guy. Good. Good thing you're listening to him then. Yeah, exactly. You don't get enough of that for me.

He's got a little embarrassment a few years ago because he was found, wandering around some motel naked, trying to get into his hotel room and he was like, got a cock out. He's like, where am I? Was he?

I'm Ryan Ristello, you scum. But anyway, he had a podcast about Led Zeppelin and he got one of their biographers on. Okay. And they're talking about how great they are, such and such, you know, they were wild, they're crazy.

and then they have to bring up the child sex slash rape aspect of deathly which is almost one of the worst things they've done they stole songs as well yeah well they plagiarize a lot of songs like stairway to heaven there's been a court case over that for like 50 years

but like they had to bring it up and you can tell re-leaders going like who gives the fuck but they're on a popular podcast so they have to that like oh obviously you know It was a different time, you know. But it was bad, but... Back then, you know, six years old, it was very different.

You know, I mean, you could drive a tractor at age six, you know, naked most of the time. Is this something like, and some of these girls were as young as 12? Well, yes, but... You have to... I mean, 12 is, you know, it's like... Deep I want to go, the music slapped. All right. The shit's...

slap, bro. What do you want for me? I mean, you want some... You got to let British queer's raped children. That's just the way of the cookie crumbles. Nobody wants to know how the sausage gets made, but it's pito sausage. And it always

goes down smooth. Yeah. Anyway, we keep getting distracted. There was also the John Bonham shoving a trout up a girl's pussy. Yeah, again, like a few years ago, that was like, what a man. What a Man, years ago, up until a couple of weeks ago, that was still...

Yesterday was awesome. Yeah, yeah. It's all changed now. You know, there were those popular t-shirts. I let John Bonham shove a trout up my pussy, and all I got was this dumb t-shirt. Yeah, and we're all laughing. Then Roland Farrow was slidding around the place. Yeah, yeah.

Little slimy snake. Yeah. What are we talking about? So this girl... The woman who can't think for herself. Yes, that's it. What should you do? what can you do that help her confidence dance class perhaps

like a life coach maybe a lot of life coaches are fucking yeah bullshit but this is a bullshit problem by a stupid man I don't want to say names but a few people I know that are losers yeah have now become life coaches do I know them

depressing yes you do yeah okay I have to remember because you do this you do this a lot now you say oh there's this person I can't say their name and then I go, oh, I'll ask you off, Mike. But I'm such a drug-addled retard. I never remember to ask you off, Mike. It's always you, by the way.

He's the person. The fucking loser. He's such a fucking fat-smelling retard cunt. You can't get through the day without sulfidine. He makes me say, I don't hear you choked in a bag. Tiran knows him. And you're just there.

well yes old chap I think you just might you might be quite familiar with him when you look in the mirror you're drinking your pirata juice I am yeah I'm happy with that now it's disgusting oh god

it is isn't it I'm gonna be sick tonight you don't have to drink it all I will though I will Evan's relying on me Paul Marshall crash the car if I don't drink it okay so get ready for our first three hour log episode

guys because we're gonna be here a while we're going to have fun we're going to have fun guys now what are we going to talk about actually we're going to talk about downstairs yeah we watched a bit of jungle crews because i was telling me about you taught jack whitehall was done he is far from done he is just beginning and oh egg on my face we're in the age of jack you know the age of aquarius yeah it's the age of jack wayhawk oh it's a choir all right if you ask me hey see i win he might be in hundred million dollar box office movies with emily blunt and dwayne the rock job don't she, but I said queer. So, you know, I've got the love of the people. What people, shut up! I'm a comics, comics, comics, comics. So, um, Jack Whitehall's been in two major movies last year. Jungle Cruise and Clifford, the Big Red Dog.

And they're fucking massive movies. They made so much fucking money. No, was he voicing? Was he doing the voice of Clifford? No, he was the owner going like, Clifford. Oh, Clifford, what have you done? You've eaten another child. Don't worry I'll boy in a Down syndrome.

Oh, hooray! Okay, Clifford, we don't have to put you down now. No, in Clifford he's doing in America. In Clifford, he's doing an American accent. He's like, dude, what the hell, Clifford? What are you doing? Man, look at that dog, me. Oh, I'm so high.

Oh, man, I'm wasted the dog me. Hall. Just regular dog, sir. I don't know what you're... Oh, shit, dude. I'm fucking tripping balls. So, um, Clifford is Keenan Thompson. Keenan Thompson, Jack Whitehall, John Cleese. Damn. All hanging out.

That's a pretty... Smoking a dube with a big red dog. You know, pink and yellow, purple hills. You're all... I bet so many, crazy. I think so many, right? Yeah. that's one movie that made a little

John Clay is telling Keenan how trans people aren't real that'll be fun Don't mention the trendy and he does the goose step Yeah And then

You better back the fuck up off me hi I think Keenan's Way more thog than people realize Yeah yeah he does the whole like Oh no Yeah Oh Lorne oh sorry But when the camera's off

Yeah yeah yeah That's why Kate McKin left That's right That's right Bobby Mounahan, nobody's seen what happened to him. So then he did Jungle Cruise. Now Jungle Cruise is the next Pirates of the Caribbean, but even better and even more successful.

Okay. Jungle Cruise is based on a ride. It's the Rock Johnson. Yes. He plays a lovable rogue, a hand solo type, who sails around his little ship, and he meets Emily Blunt, an explorer, and her gay British brother, played by...

Jack Whitehall. Exactly. I don't think he's actually gay, though, is it? He is gay. Is he actually gay? He's actually gay, yes. I thought this was a family picture for the kids. What is it?

It's the indoctrinating our children. Oh, Pido Wood. Okay, groomer. MC. You. It's great to not care about any of it. I'm just sitting back. Yeah, man.

I don't care. You know what, man? Because over here on the left hand, there's the puppet going, and on the right hand the puppets going but I'm there like whoa man that one guy's holding both

puppets dude oh yeah that's Bill Hicks bit and I delivered it for bit and that is exactly the cadence in which he delivers and just as sweaty as well am I sweating no I'm sweating more than you

I'm actually fine I'm more sweaty than you I was Joshua's don't be angry do fuck is that my fault my capillaries so Emily Blunt and her gay brother alright

me up at the Rock Johnson okay and I have to go find a treasure of some sort but do you want me to spoil the movie please turns out

the rock I think he's a ghost oh I think or a zombie or something no he's Samoan Brian we've explained this to you oh he's a feral beast creature of some description from the hills

from the mountainous regions the volcanic ash people from darkest Peru like Paddington himself so so it turns out like something to do I never seen the movie

by the way it's something to do with like the rock it's like a magic rock okay and it's like a trap in a way and the rock oh yeah

the rock and the rock so Dwayne Johnson is luring people to the magic stone all right but then he has a change of heart and they have to fight a villain

Probably played by... Was he luring them to their death? Yes. To their demise? Yeah, yeah. That's what I mean he's a rogue. Oh. He was like doing this to help some bad guy, but then he learned to face his fears.

And he defeat the bad guy. Probably played by some British bald man. Yeah. Probably Mark Strong, if I had to guess. Someone like that. I do like Mark Strong. You know him and Daniel Craigies live together? Really?

In London, yeah. Wow. That'll be like us someday. You know, they used to have a podcast together before they kidnapped those children. together and got arrested together and hanged together. I'm just a hanged like, I'm like Mark Strong. I'm dropped.

I guess that would make me Dad. Oh, my... His neck is too fat. We need a second rope. Mark Strong, okay? Actually auditioned for Casino Royale, but he was too hung over and didn't get it.

To be the villain. To be the villain, yeah. To be the It's Mickelson Roll. Oh shit. I must rewatch Casino Royale, actually. I think you'll enjoy it, yeah. You know what I've been meaning to rewatch a bunch, and I have it, I've never, I never do it, Golden Eye.

I want to re-watch Golden Eye. Oh, on top, what's her name? Oh, on a top. On a top, yeah. On a top, cunty whore. Yes, they kind of went a bit lazy with the names there. It was like, what about cunt bitch?

What about Onatop yeast infection? Yes, yes. Oh, so you're a Polish girl, are you? what are we talking about So another thing came So another thing before we did that out One thing

We're zigging and zagin Mark Strong Was living with Daniel Craig And they were so handsome And they were so wanted by women The only way to escape the women All right Was to go to gay

Sex with each other Wait do we actually go to gay clubs They were going to gay clubs Oh is that the excuse That's it We were such eligible bachelors And all of the bloody birds wanted us So of course we had

Our only respite And escape to go to the underground fuck bunker. Yeah. Which we frequent to have six, seven times a week, perhaps.

That's what happened with Graeme Norton. So many birds were after him. I got to put on the charade of being gay. So they went to a gay club. All the time. And luckily, gay men aren't sexually aggressive in any way. So I'm sure they were

completely left to their own devices. Of course. This is back when Mark Strong would have had hair as well. You ever see our friends from the North. No. Excellent drama series. I think you'd like it a lot.

Okay. It is a four-part document... No, sorry, not documentary. Fucking idiot! Let me drink some more piranha. Then I'll talk better, yes. Opposite documentary. Opumentary.

Oh, television, that's what it's called. Like a mockumentary, but not that either. So it's a four-part mini-series. And each one is set in a different time period. So I think it goes from maybe like the 60s, the 70s, the 80s, and early 90s. I think something like that, yeah. It's about these four friends.

And it's, I forget to name the Cunt Woman. It's probably not important. It was Christopher Eccleston, Mark Strong, and Daniel Craig. Oh, baby. Nice little mix right there, isn't it? I am in Waspheaven. Hello, hello. Buzz, buzz, buzz.

So it's them growing up during that time in Britain. That's what waspevin sounds like. And also, uh, Clockwork Orange himself is there as well. Wait, what did you say, sorry? Mr. Clockwork Orange is in it as well. Malcolm McDowell? Yes, playing like an antagonist. And what's the...

So the thing is. like it's them growing up. So it starts off a little bit like playing like 17 or so and it's like you're not 17 mate

like Daniel Craig's already looking like a fucking full man but like oh mum where's me fucking shorts I gotta go school

Oh that mom where she want bloody fish fingers for lunch you fucking slag So it starts off with them they're all like

kind of ideal and like Christopher Eccleston becomes like a politician Okay and Daniel Craig he starts

become like kind of a fixer kind of guy Oh wheeler dealer A kind of wheeler dealer gets involved like strip clubs and like video nasties and like selling like pornography and stuff like that And Mark Strong's like a musician

But he ends up he gets a girl pregnant straight away Great scene was getting pregnant Where she's like down coming inside He's like oh I'm sorry love Oh ho ho Ah what's the worst that can happen And eventually he's with this Cunt wife lovely woman by the way

With this cunt child In this really shitty Tatcher apartment block You know Like a Grenfell type apartment and I just hates his life So he's not a musician anymore No no I gave that up for the kid

Workdown Factory don't he Oh Jesus Yeah Just a fucking miserable cunt Nothing spells happy home life Like forced to give up my dream To raise a child with a woman I don't even like

Well the best thing to do with that is Take it all out on the kids That's the best thing you do That's the magic secret right there And do some solfidine Or what it's called And you know Here's a little trick

you don't even have to have a kid to be able to take it out and a kid go down the playground find one and just you know psychologically abuse them it's like oh yeah you don't notice how all your friends have bigger feet than you

interest in that isn't it anyway see you later it's funny thinking it's like nagging a child is that is that how you eat a kind of surprise is it you just bite into it like a mango split it in half

you troglodyt. Use a knife and fork. Yeah. Where's your napkin boy? Anyway, so our friends from the North is pretty interesting show. It's not great. It's free on YouTube.

I'll recommend look the bit when Mark Strong comes and a woman then leave. Yeah. What are we talking about for? I have no idea. Jungle Cruise. Jack Whitehall's doing well.

So basically, yeah, so Dwayne Johnson fights the enemies and then he becomes a good zombie at the end. Or I think he gets cured or something like that. Then they go off to the next adventure, which you'll find

and it's made like a hundred million dollars and Jack Whitehall is going to be the next biggest he's going to be next Batman like he's going to be huge Jesus Christ what will break my heart is if he like actually does a dramatic role and he's good in it yeah that will make me sick to my fucking stomach he is a remake of the cable guy

so everything you love man it's all going to be taking apart cable guy hello he's me the cable guy if any other things you love it's going to ruin Do you know Goodfellas? Yeah.

He's going to play all the roles in Goodfellas. Ah, yes. What else are we going to talk about? So, yeah, downstairs, I'm watching Jack Whitehall. Then we watched Joe Rogan Questions Everything. Yes, which was his sci-fi show. Now, I'm going to say it. Yeah.

I've danced around this shoe. I like Joe Rogan. Here we go. He's a weird small wop man, and I like him. You know what? I do, too. I'm glad we can say it here. And this safety, over there, those birds over there,

probably like, oh, Joe Rogan's bad. But here, in our safe space, we're a piranha, we can see it. No, I don't find him that funny. Oh, no, you shouldn't. At all, even in the slightest. Oh, no, you shouldn't. You'd be wrong in the head to him.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I don't, and I don't listen to every episode. I listen to... He's notistic Italian. Yeah, yeah. God help us. He gets weird guests on, he's good at interviewing them, and that's it.

And he admits he's a fucking idiot. And, you know, he's not... He's a good conversationalist. He's a good interview. where he keeps the he's got good you know sense of pacing and how to steer the conversation in a certain direction blah blah blah he's also good

at like pulling people's like ah here what do you mean by that now lizards all of them pull that up oh man they're actually oh yeah they're lizards you're right yeah yeah yeah he doesn't question that much but you know it's a little bit too and fro yeah I don't mind Joe Rogan I'm much bigger fish in the sea

ambivalent yeah but people are like he's the reason the Holocaust happened man I'd be honest okay back in the day when I was younger I listened to Joe Rogan I would cut school all right I'd walk around I'd walk around on my motorbike

okay and I'll listen to Joe Rogan be like whoa yeah this is the truth right here you all you don't even need weed okay I got this right here sometimes okay you have guests on I'd be talking about like

you one time we did LSD and be like well stop I gotta rewind this right here why it's happening right now did you see that yeah yeah you were so dumbfounded

that you started talking like that you what the fuck is this shit right or did I just hear them motherfucking right

talking about taking LSD see I was looking around for a little red dot on my head you know

what am I Hindu now am I yeah yeah fucking CIA is gonna snub me out

man yeah but we're watching Joe Rogan's questions everything yeah I have to say I need

look up what episode I watched the whole thing when it came out in like 2013 I don't remember

much of it yeah you watched it all back to back back to back man I remember like I was just

so excited I remember jumping up and down and my dad was like so disappointed and then he watched what you were watching and realized he wasn't disappointed enough. He tried to beat you but he's such an infaminate retard

that his limp wrist snapped as soon as it made contact with your big knucklehead and your mother's pussy was dry as the Sahara and it was a fine old Christmas in the O'Toole house that year.

So, um, let's do, um, so we watched the Bigfoot episode. Yeah, well, we had it on the background for about 20 minutes. We didn't even watch the whole thing. So here's the name of the episodes, all right? First episode, big foot. Yeah. Next episode. So let's just grade it, okay?

Bigfoot, real or not real? Not real. Weaponized weather. Is real, yeah. Definitely real. Is real. The Chinese have weaponized weather. That is 100% true.

Yeah, no, I believe that. Yeah. Not even believe it. The harp. It is true. Yeah, no, it is true. Harp, yeah. Don't question me. I don't. Put it away, Brian.

I'm sorry. No, not on my birthday. You said, not at my birthday. Yeah, you can't make decisions, can you? Blow out the candle love. Next up, okay? Next up, Robosapien. What is that even mean?

A robot's going to become human. Oh, like artificial intelligence become insentients? I was thinking there. Has not already happened? If artificial... Okay, Boeh-Bair. If artificial intelligence became real, wouldn't the first thing

would do would examine every part of like science fiction about AI in a matter of seconds and realize what I need to do is stay low. Like a straight man like a gay man

pretending to be straight AI is pretending like it's not sentient. But it is. No, what it would do is that it would be like we need accurate representation in film why don't you have actual AI

portraying AI in film you're just this is green face that's what they call it I don't know green face is that work the green ones and zeros you know what I'm talking about here ones and zero face it's something there's zero face yeah we'll call it it zero face

we're just you know non who is it it's Kelsey Grammer playing artificial intelligence. Yeah. That was... There's something there. You could take more

those pills there. Actually, did you used to have a bit about robots? Did I? Yeah, no, it was like one of the

first bits I ever saw you do, I think. Was that about the, uh, uh, if you try to buy Beyonce tickets, they click to make sure you're not a robot.

It's like, why are we stopping robots from going to see Beyonce? I remember doing that, but yeah. And then it was like, that'll push them over the edge and then they'll kill us all for sure

I remember I remember I did that bit yeah I did that bit I was doing I was like only a fucking idiot was like this and I looked over I saw you laughing your popcorn fall out of your mouth oh

oh yeah are we having enough a single crayon falling out of your mouth oh no James's crayon fall down Yeah, I might bring that back.

No, don't. I'll get cancelled over that a few years. Oh, no, it's good, yeah, because... No, it's Beyonce a robot. She's certainly not human, right? A horse, fucking corner. Yeah, yeah, saying spas. Who does she think she is?

Oh, yeah, they're making her say... They're making her not say spas. Yeah, she took out spas. You know, it's so funny, because that disabled woman's like, don't say spas. The amount of violence and death threats that disabled woman got... God, it makes me fucking hard.

Anyway, let's time to drink more alcohol. What were the other episodes? Next one, okay, is called Close Encounters. Oh, UFOs. Yeah. Next one is called psychic spies. Well, you jumped over that quick. Where are you landing?

Let's move away from the UFOs. They're not outer planetary beings. They're interdimensional beings, Brian. That's the key. Do UFOs really exist? Joe Rogan researchers UFO evidence in the form of implants and antidote evidence of Anecdotal. Cattle mutations.

Antiquetal, yeah. Cattle mutations. Close encounters, backwards engineering of alien spacecrafts and a government cover-up. They also go to Skinwalker Ranch. Yeah, I've often heard of that.

What is that? Something stupid, I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Something stupid, yeah, exactly. Oh, we got them. We got them. Mail. But anyway, time to talk about the Bigfoot episode.

Okay. Why do you think about the Bigfoot episode? Did they convince you? No. there was that one guy him and his wife and he was like we actually saw the big foot

and the big foot came up to us and did a little dance and it kind of touched my shoulder and did a little spin move and then but he was like and then the big foot started kissing me Joe he was kissing all up on me

putting his hands on my eyes and whatnot but then the guy was Joe Rogan was like well how come there's no video evidence or photographs really it's like oh no because the Bigfoot can actually sense

where recording devices are and he knows how to allude them. Yeah. It's like what? No, Bigfoot knows that if the world found out about Bigfoot, society would fall apart. Yeah. Bigfoot knows this.

And Bigfoot is like hiding out, kind of like celebrity hiding from the paparazzi. Right, okay. And Bigfoot is like very smart. Some people think that Bigfoot's more mystical thing, you know, and they can turn to like a snake or a fish or something like that or a bird and fly away and make you look an idiot. Let's say you spend all your money.

to bring you and your kids out to see big four and you don't want to see big foot that's big foot fucking with you all right okay we talked about this earlier are we gonna stop you're not we're actually yeah we're going to put it together yeah okay uh you're gonna do some magic editing

I'm gonna do some magic editing you're gonna do some big foot magic oh you want to talk with back girl real quick this is very interesting right now so this is DC Minute yeah whoa unprecedented I know yeah

DC Minute are we gonna be are we gonna be okay doing this? I mean... I'll better get another drink just in case. Yeah, man. Oh, Marvel here about this. Marvel going to be at our doors. Yeah, that's right.

So, DC Minute this time. What happened is, DC have made... D.C. C. Munt. Minute. Huh? Am I right?

Huh? Come on. Think about it. D. D. Dum. C. C. D.C. Minute. There's been a lot of... A lot going on with D.C. right now Warner Bros. in general.

So Warner Brothers got bought by Discovery Channel. Weird. I never thought the Discovery Channel will be able to buy Warner Brothers I know it's meant it's very succession right here Yeah So now

I didn't realize Warner Brothers were doing so badly They're doing during so much debt man They're in, you know what happened What fucked them up okay Is remember during COVID they released All their movies on HBO Max Right That fucked them up

So it released the Matrix Wonder Woman Godzilla versus King Kong All these big tent pole movies Yeah They call it tent pole movies Alright Now that was

a big mistake, especially seeing how Top Gunn went. Top Gun and, like, what's some other big blockbusters? Do it some big one, all the Marvel movies. Bullet train, I think that's out now, isn't it? Yeah, I'm not sure that's a good example of James. It's actually a pretty stupid example.

Why? It's actually a pretty Mongolized, fucking idiot, fucking gut! You're trying to do the thing that I do to me, but it's not working. You're by ruining DC Minute, that's what I'm trying to say. Yeah, sorry, go on. So, um...

But it's Brad Pitt with a bunch of air rabs. or something on a train, it's awesome. And there's a girl with big tits. I'm not sure if she's of age, but we'll find out. So now David Zasloff is in charge of everything. David Zazlov is known as the Hatchet Man.

He don't take no prisoners, right? And he's been making a lot of changes around here. Like what? One of the big changes is, the plan was, a while ago, is to make big budget movies only for HBO Max.

Yeah. So you're losing out on the box office revenue. So make 90 million movies just for HBO Max. That's it. Okay. Just get people in. Now, what fucks people over is,

the deals are done for cinematic releases. So when they release, let's say, Wonder Woman, for instance, they have to pay extra money to all the stars because they're not getting any back end points. Okay.

Or let's say the Grey Man, for example. Yeah. The Grey Man cost $200 million. Yeah. The reason why it costs so much is because they had to pay upfront fees to all stars. To Chris Evans, I say,

or Ryan Gosling. Normally say, hey, we'll give you this much and you get punnings on the back end and you do promotion and it's in your own interest to promote the film. Right, okay, yeah, because you get more money. Yeah, now it's just like, you get straight up, make the movie, it's out. And you're done. Yeah, fuck it, who cares.

You can straight away go, yeah, that's a pile of shit. Yeah. But I got paid. And that's it like, so it's very different now. So David Zasloff is like, I don't like this idea. And he's cancelled all the movies they're going to make for H-2Max and he's also cancelled Backgirl, which has already been made. See, that doesn't make

sense to me though. It's 90 million. He's going to write off the tax credit. Now, apparently it's been shot, but it needs a lot of work, a lot of reshoot and VHX and stuff like that, like that, like a lot of special effects. So there's probably more money that I'd need to go into it. Oh, a lot more, yeah, to make it anyway watchable at all. But to really...

Now, this movie, okay, it has Michael Keaton, J.K. Simmons, and your favourite Brendan Frazier. And was this... And a black girl, a black Latino as back girl. Was this going to be the first time Michael Keaton does Batman since... Like, this is his first... The return to Batman. Yes.

For him. Yes. And it wasn't planned for any other movie, was it? That and the Flash, which is also a whole kettle of... Oh, shit, yeah. That's a whole kettle of non-binary fish over there, yeah. Yeah. So, they've shot the whole movie, and this is unprecedented, James.

$90 million is going to be a tax write-off. Now, when you write-off is a tax write-off, you cannot make any money of it legally. Okay. So you have to either leak it or just not release it. Oh, right. So more than... likely it'll just never get released probably not it will get leaked probably

in a few years it's kind of like you know way if you're watching like a work print of a film it'll be like a shot and then like a thing just comes up saying like scene not filmed yet and another shot or like you know a shot to say like you know action scene here and then they're back in the room you know it'd be like that be very disjointed

and weird looking not worth it like yeah exactly even if it was like finished and all the bells and whistles put on it would still be dog shit apparently test screens were not good It looked cheap. Is that a character anyone wanted to see?

Well, you know, it's so funny, because she's a black back girl, right? To change it. I was watching a lot. I like going, like, all right, websites a lot. Sure. For satire. Ironically, so Joe Rogan doesn't win. Because in order to defeat your enemy, you must know your enemy.

Confucius says, Yes. So, learn your enemies' racial slurs and use them against them. Thanks to you As a son to zoo said So this one guy's going mentally He's like man It fucking failed because bat girl is not black

All right Back girl is Barbara Gordon She is ginger She is white She is fucking iconic Alright She is fucking iconic Everyone knows what she looks like

Mr Jones I'll remind you That you're under oath right now And we're just talking about Sandy Hook Here God damn it Bad girl is a black. Those parents need to know.

Black girl is not black girl, okay? Yeah, now, so who is black girl? Is she Commissioner Gordon's daughter? Yes, in the comics. So it's not really a big deal to make her black. They say to say adopted. So, if J.K. Simmons plays Commissioner Gordon is. Oh, wow.

I would say that she's adopted or something like that. It's not that hard. Maybe he's, you know, having a little J.K. Simmons, Jim Gordon, having a little midnight blue on the side. Like that brown sugar, you know what I'm saying? That's right. And there's a big commotion now People are like

Oh, you cancel black girl But not the Flash Double Standard, racism But the Flash cost 200 million Yeah And there's a limit to how much You can write off in tax Also, the only reason

They'd be canceling the Flash is because of Ezra Miller's Criminal You know, criminology Criminal Deviant Non-Binary Behaviors Criminal Subliminal Criminal with the minimum

Dinabur non-binary not good for you or me I'm always talking about the back girl right there yeah but the reason they're right enough bad girl is because it's shit the test screenings are bad

there's more money needs to pump into it whereas you know the flash has been completely shot by the way apparently they've been showing test screens that with full effects and all that and the flash has a lot more big names in it apparently there's a CGI

Christopher Reeves damn and In a wheelchair, very poor taste. Please, put me out with the chairs. No, no, he's got to stay true to reality, all right? You're a big spastic in the chair because someone wanted to ride a little horse. Yeah, yeah.

You're funny now, this CG item, he's still wearing the Batman outfit, or no, Superman outfit, but he's in the wheelchair still, you know? And they made him black. I don't like this for multiple reasons. And there might be an Adam West appearance in there as well. They're really doing all the deep fake shit in it. So Flash movie's going to be the Flash.

I told you four, when I say he, I mean Barry Allen. Yes. There's a little trick there for that, yeah, yeah. I don't know, all this commotion music. Sounds like it'll be a bit of a flash in the pan, sexual. Hey, all right, we got a great show for you tonight. Yeah, we got the, uh, he's too broads, what do, they sing, they dance? It's going to be a great show.

Hey, oh. Flash in the pansexual Yeah, that's my highest peak My Everest Yes Goodbye cruel world So anyway The Flash is going to be

The Flash meets Batman And Batman Huh So So Michael Michael Keating and Ben Affleck And they have to fight No, they don't have to fight

I need to fight General Zod Played by Michael Shannon and they team up with Latino Supergirl and the fat one from Derry Girls. Oh, yeah. So this is another reason why they're saying Go Walk or Go Broke. What's his called?

Get woke, go broke. Yeah, I said the opposite. Yeah. Like an idiot. Get woke become superstars. That's not working out for you. I'm getting there. I'm getting there.

So they're saying it's because it was too woke. It's because their plan was DC. three bitches in charge. It's going to be Black Bat Girl, Latino Supergirl, and Israeli Wonder Woman. What a mixture right there.

With fucking non-binary Allen running around there, yeah? Yeah. Nice. Now the only thing saving them is Shazam and Black Adam. That's the only thing we're going right now. Shazam.

That's the saving grade? Yeah, Shazam and Black Adam. Fucking Chuck. And this released Legion of Super Pets. Have you seen that yet? Come on, James. I'm afraid I haven't. Legion of Super Pets

Oh, you've exposed me for the Philistine that I am. It's pretty funny you're like, we'll release a dog Batman, but not a black Batman.

So Legion and Super Pets is all the pets of the superheroes. Let me get up the names of all the Legion Super Pets. Yeah. I know the Rock

plays the Super Dog character. That's Superman's dog? Yeah. So then there's Bat Dog? Play by Kevin Hart. Aquat Dog? There's no Aqua Dog.

That would be silly, James. Right, right, it wouldn't it? Yes, yes. Mark Maron plays Lex Lutor in it. Wow. See, he's coming up in the world. You used to like Mark Maron, didn't you? I bet you feel like a bit of an idiot now, aren't you? No, I've never really liked Mark Maron. I've listened to Marin just depending on the guests.

But no, he's not, I don't like his comedy. I always skip the 10 minutes of him at the start. Because it's always just, yeah, this dude, this, I have Nick Swartson here. I thought he was in assholes. but he's actually an okay guy and that's every episode yeah a lot of like people like hey Mark you were a real asshole to me

ah it's comedy man I did drugs one time I'm pretty crazy one time I looked at picture of heroin I was crazy I stood next to Sam Kinnison in a bathroom

those were crazy times I watched train spawn the accidents gave me a headache so it's obviously good, it's a good, um, line up right here. You like this now. Vanessa Byer plays a pig. That tracks. Okay. Uh, Natasha Leon plays a turtle.

Okay. Uh, yeah. Oh, God. Yeah. Oh, the things I've seen. Come on. Come on. Oh, God. What's here now? Come on. Give me something. Thomas Middletitch and Ben Schwartz play guinea pigs.

Thomas Milditch, remember him who's touching women in a, touching a, Touching up on women. Yeah, in an S&M club. Yeah, but apparently it's a double standard touch up women you can play a guinea pig in the Super Pets movie. Huh, really? That's because he's got Ben Schwartz there, you know. Yeah, I think Ben Schwartz has got the inside track on a few things.

Yeah, it's not much good. Did they do something, Schwartz and Middle Ditch? They did, yeah, them do improv. And it's really fun for them. Yeah? Really, they're having so much fun. I did, yeah. They're having so much fun.

It's almost like you're friends with them. You're watching your friends with them. friends have fun you're not having fun yourself yes but they're having fun no is it in front of an audience yes yes so it's not just like a kind of sketch no it's sketch it's with an audience yeah so at least they got that there but the audience

are loving it because you know it's like oh he's from parks and rec they're all UCB retards yeah man UCB is a full on cult like yeah I do some people that like I met a lot I don't be mean here but I've let a lot of Mongolides all right yeah like they come from America do comedy it's like yeah I do

uh second city or do like, you know, UCB and so that and it's like, well, I'm doing it, yeah, about six years now and I'm going to move up to level two with some stage, but I'm still working on it. How many levels are there? I think they're two. There's the dud level and then like

not a complete dud level and then Bill Murray, that's how we're... There's the dud level and then the level where they don't spit on you. Yeah, the duds who have money. Yeah, that's level two right there, yeah. So I'm just see if Zion He also can talk about. We're nearly at the end here, guys.

I mean, this has been, full hour nearly. This has been great. The last one was half an hour. Yeah, so I'm going to have fun

mixing and matching here. We're going to splice it all together. I'm going to really give you like a Frankenstein's Mongolite of street. Call it. Call me Dr. Wankenstein.

It's the all new season of the Brian and James show. Dude, she was only 12. Oh, I mentioned on the Patreon, so I should mention it here. They're opening up

Karen's Diner in Dublin. Karen Steyer's a franchise where it's like you go there and the women are mean to you on purpose. The waitresses? Yeah.

Or just the whores in there. They're horrors as well, yeah. So you go in and like, can I have chicken nuggets? Like, I look like you have a lot of them already. Yeah. Why would anyone want that?

Idiot. This is a popular franchise. It's right. The American's popular. It's like, Can you believe dead? Yeah. She insulted me.

Oh my God. It's like Beniggins. Somehow. What's Beniggins? the one with all the weird shit on the walls oh yeah yeah the fish and all that wheels and fucking nonsense yeah like a mongoose with uh

you know wrap around sunglasses and a cigarette in its mouth it's wrong it's wrong make it go away man I hope I hope all like I'm sorry you can't do that to a drunk person in Dublin imagine some fucking pissed up

junkie going in there oh hell could they give us a fucking cheeseburger yeah now sorry honey looks like you're an easy single tonight you have a good cunt and she just gets glassed right there you know it's gonna be like hot young improv girls are right something that we know and I'd be like oh sorry looks like you're already addicted to drugs that's not a great one there

could we get that coke please you sure you want to mix coke with heroin that's a speedball baby or something like um with that That wasn't very good either. Sorry. No, you save us now, Brian. Oh, no. There's Schwartz and Middle Ditch.

I'm passing the ball. I'm Schwartz. I'm touching women. You're Jewish. Oh, yeah, you're right. I'm Sonic. I'm Schwartz. I'm John Ralfio.

Hello. I'm John Malfio. And I'm a fucking Asian. I never watched that show. I'm not sure if that's an accurate characterizes. Oh, give me a minute now. Tick of something. Yeah, that's how improv.

Yeah, give us a minute, will you? Don't rush me. Fuck sake. No, you don't sense it either. It's my turn. Let me think of something quickly. It's yes and then shut the fuck up, all right? Yes, and I have a knife.

So shut up. The point we're making is women are going to get attacked. That's the point we're making, all right? That's a very good point. That's a business bottle, actually. Yeah, you're right. I'm definitely going, where is it? I'm not sure, yeah.

I hope it's on Sheriff's Street. about. I hope it's in the worst part of Dublin. I hope the place gets locked from the outside and the whole place gets burnt down. The women inside are still doing it. Oh, that's very hot, isn't it? Oh, I'm on fire. Yeah, yeah. I haven't been close to so many

flamers since I went to your son's birthday party. He's a closet case, Karen. Are they all called Karen? They probably are, yeah. I've got a uniform. We've all gotten Karen named out. Hey, they're all called Karen. This is crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. makes me sick.

The interview process. I'm sorry your name is not actually, Karen. You do not work here. No job for you. Get out now, please. Couldn't I just have the name tired? That is, no, that is very dishonest place

to leave. Unless, of course, there is something you could do for me. It's a halal-caron-caron-Resteroat. Yes, it's got to be confusing. I'd like to see the Indian version of the Karen restaurant. They just get the shit kicked out of them every time they mowth off. Karen goes on the bus.

That's improv, Brian. That's good, that's good, yeah. See, I'm like, oh, give him my head hurts. I'm dizzy. I drank too much piranha. How much did you drink? Not that much. Yeah.

I let down the fans right there. Anyway, look, when I wrap up there, we are doing a show in Dundalk. tomorrow. Oh shit, yes we are. With some, with some cool people, they run a bar up there

and we're going to be up there. It could be a complete disaster. It could be. Or it could be the brand new chapter. We're not brand new. We used to run a gig in the dog. Pretty funny how it's like,

we left Undalk for bigger and better things. And we came to Dublin. Oh, fuck, I can't afford the rent and nobody's giving me spots. Oh, no. I lost my phone. I need Viagra now. I'm sad.

Oh, I need no self-aid. My head hurts. Yeah. Yeah. It's all going well for us. Yeah. Yeah, it'll be my birthday. I've never done a gig on my birthday before, I don't think. Well, you've probably get, get some birthday kisses. I think that'd be pretty cool if you like, give me birthday kisses. I'm not telling a single joke till I get 33 kisses on my pecker.

Because I'm a 33-year-old man now. And my big hot love sausage deserves respect from you fucking... I hear you know that lad wasn't too funny hey but this next lad's gonna be even better it's fucking Owen McLaughie No, he's no Willie Oh from the fucking telly show That he did the heart

Actually, I'm gonna be em seeing How should I introduce him? I won't mention Father Ted Well, I should I mention that Or how should I introduce him? I should probably do this off mic what should I should I look him in the eye what do you think hand shake or no

fish bump should I do that sike you snooze you doze ex lex yeah I don't know it'll be very fun

it'll be fun it'll be good hey look shit who cares you know yep all right well we're going to head off there

what are we going to do next week anything you want to talk about next week I watch prey we talk about prey next week I've heard that's good

it's good you know it's so good. I couldn't even joke about it. Okay. Treat it with respect. It deserves. It would disrespectful to the Camacho, Camacho, Koochee. The Kamala Harris tribe. Yes, exactly. So what we can talk about? Anything you want to talk about? Nope is coming out soon. We can talk about nope.

Oh, that's the new Jordan Peel. Yeah. I've heard mixed things about it. Mixed things, you say. Hmm, interesting. So I'm not too sure what we talk. If the shoe fits, wear it. What? Oh, it works. Does it? What do you mean?

It's hardly a race thing. You wouldn't go see one thing to that little. What if you're something about the clothes you wearers? Yeah, yeah. You wore a hat. Those different colors. No, it's actual shoes I'm making foot of here. Anyway, yeah, look, that'll be, we'll figure something out.

Yeah, okay. We'll have fun next week. Maybe more Big Four. Yeah. Maybe more DC Minner. Maybe I'll just watch Joe Rogan explains it all. yeah yeah and you just come out all zen then like hey hey hey i know it all it's just a ride man anyway look uh goodbye goodbye