Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 166 : The Toooown

Episode Date: August 23, 2022

Brian kicks a GOAL into Victoria Secret.

So I've got loads of topics here. Let me just get them up on my notes. I keep notes during the week of things I've seen and my musings on life, you know, stuff like that. Okay, go on. Hit me with one. Yeah, that's what I thought. I watched Goal there. Goals like a football movie.

Good, good. Yeah. I also went to Victoria's Secret as well. Oh, really? Yeah, Victoria's Secret's very intimidating. Yeah, I would imagine. It's very sexy, okay. Yeah.

But it's... And are all the women who work there really hot. No, I wouldn't say They're not like Victoria's Secret models But they're all like making an effort You know Yeah

And you feel very like You know I went in my shorts Okay You know Yeah yeah With brown stains And I'm like eating a big burrito Oh but where's the models

I want to see the heavies Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah it's this bra big enough But I want Extra big bra

What just out of interest If my friend wanna jerk off into a bra What'll be the best type of bra To use Out of interest of course I'm doing a study No, you cannot have a bite of my burrito

You whore Look at you I think you've had one too many I'm a size two Yeah Too much Yeah, you're pig Yeah

Oik, oik, gawk Sir, please leave Oh, you're gonna stick up with this pig Yeah I'm being satirical You're fucking cunt I'm sad to wits You take your cock out

And say the N word Alright so you're in Victoria's Well I can't do Edinburgh now You fucking good You, you, Victoria's Secret Model, you're in charge of Edinburgh, aren't you? You're buying some underwear. I went in there to buy some underwear and bra and stuff with that. The prices are insane, man, by the way.

It's such a markup. How much? There's no way, like 60 something for a bra. Yeah. For basically a bit of clot to rack around your tits. That I just want to rip off and throw in the bin anyway. Yeah. You thought it'd be sexy.

It's like, I'll cut it with a knife. Yeah. Yeah. I like that. Oh, fucking idiot those 60 quits! I start, like, are these edible, are they?

No? Oh, no. Oh, fuck it hurts. Ah, the wire is in my tooth. Help. Okay. So I went in there, like, I was like,

walking around for a long time. It's like multiple sections. I think Victoria's Secret used to be just for hoars. Yeah. And now it had branched out for everyone. Now it's like,

so it's not just hoars being hoary. It's also hoars, you know, like, going for a run. Okay. Or horrors. in, you know, let's say in the office, okay? So for all whores, including man whores, okay?

Oh, wow. And, you know, disabled horrors and all that, okay? Like, there's a spectrum of horrors, right? Sure. And, wait, so it's not just underwear then? No, no, one section's, like, the underwear and stuff like that. Right. Then you go, like, another section, okay, and it's like sports bra and, like, pants and, like, you know, fucking like a hat.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like a fedora. Yeah, a fedora with sprinkles on it for your teeth. It's, yeah, fedora tits, yeah. And then there's like, all this kind of, like, just like, you know, like, oh, you know, a Victoria's Secret sponge or a Victoria's Secret, like, napkin, tea towel, stuff like that. And then, like, there's another section just, like, clothes. Yeah. And it's like, it's a lot going on.

It's like three sections. I was going up and down. I didn't know what to do. And also, like, I had measurements, but there's lots more, it's not just A, B, and C. Oh, okay. Yeah, it's like C, 10. Yeah, it's like a number and letter. I didn't know that

32 C I thought it's just like I think it's like that's the number okay I see you've been all pedantic and nerdy about it

I thought he's get like a scene and be grand for everything I didn't know it's a big change between like C2 and C9

well I don't know what to tell you man you know apparently there is yeah yeah yeah I mean if you're relying on a broad

to help you with numbers and letters you're in for a long wait pal I tell you where you went wrong you should have just walked in there

it's like look I need a fucking jag to spaff on me woman's baps but that we'll put a pin in that for a second what's the deal with the owner of this brand leslie wexner his ties with geoffrey epstein you know we all know that he was involved is he'm a side agent yes of course he is but you didn't know that did you love eh go get your boss for me now can you actually break this down for me because i kind i knew that guy was up to something i was going to mention it to the girls but didn't seem to be very interesting yeah yeah leslie wexler

is his name Leslie Wexner Wexner Wexner What's his What's the crack He's a man I presume

He is a man I'm going to presume White hair Shades Freak He's incredibly Old and Jewy Oh

That's what I like He's so great With me Yeah Yeah yeah So he founded He's like He's a huge

Like billionaire Capitalist But like His most Kind of famous Whatever claim to fame Is He started

The Victoria Secret brand Yeah So he's like the owner of that and like he's a huge like a huge conglomerate Like he's a fucking billionaire But he was um Jeffrey Epstein Like his official title on paper

Was he was like an accountant But Leslie Wexter was his only client And Okay Epstein was like Oh I'm just like Like an accountant or whatever Or no like hedge fund manager

For billionaires So there's hedge fund millionaires There are plebs dogs and retards Yeah like us I don't fuck with the scrubs. They're down the street like us. So Epstein was a hedge phone manager for only billionaires,

but Leslie Wexner was his only client. They had a very close relationship and it's been alluded to quite heavily that the victorious secret kind of modeling, you know, whatever training camp is basically a breeding ground to procure young women for sex trafficking

and that's where Jeffrey Epstein came in. But yeah, like Leslie Wexner, he was like closely linked to this the entire time. And then he's basically been like, oh, you know, I'm just a simple old man who was fooled by the tricky Epstein. My greatest cry was trusting him. Exactly, yeah. I considered him a friend, but now I could see I was blinded by love.

So yeah, he is very complicit in all of this. I would say even more so because he is like, he's like hooked up with the Mossad as well. Like it's pretty well known that fucking Epstein was just a middleman. He was a, you know, pimp. he wasn't much in. Leslie Wexler, he was the money man. He's been quoted as the head of the snake when it comes to the Epstein trafficking thing.

Now, what's the crack here? Is Mossad and the CIA is it like we want to get pictures of Clinton or any politician, okay, with like you know, a 16 year old girl on their cock? Sexual blackmail. Take a picture of that and then we can use that, you know, like... For leverage. Get their Netflix account.

Yes, exactly. And Amazon Prime, Disney Plus, it's all on the table. Yeah, so that's basically the theory that, yeah, Mossad, much like the CIA, just use it for sexual blackmail to have leverage over influential people. Now, isn't it weird

that, like, you know the way you just talk about the Mossad there and the connections with Epstein and that? Isn't it weird if people kind of go like, oh, he's one of those, you know, one of those freaks? Yeah. It is patently true. Yes, I mean, people, just because you mentioned Mossad, people, the knee-jerk reactions are autistic,

but it's like, no, it's just that an intelligence agency, much like the CIA or the FBI or MI5, whatever, they're all doing it. If you criticize MI6, I'm like, well, that's very anti-British right there. Anglophobe? Yeah, exactly. What'd you call me? Did I rape Angles?

You scum. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's very obtuse of you. I'll give the Assosceles treatment, you whore. But yeah, so... Now, you didn't bring up any of this when you were getting... I did not. By willing, next I'm going to bring you,

you're going to be like my mad dog. I'm like, oh, oh, you don't want to see him. It's like, great, man. Well, it's like, you're in the back of here, and she's like, 16-year-old, I'm like, really, eh? Oh, James, give it to her. I just roll up my sleeves. Ah, yeah.

So, yeah, I was in there. That's very interesting. I need to read it more about him. There was an episode, you know, that- You don't need to read nothing. Just come to the, come to the source, man, the cad dog. I did watch, you know, the Dark Side of the 90s documentaries. It's been off of Dark Sider Ring.

Okay. Yeah, I did want about some modeling agency. It wasn't Victoria's Secret, it was a much smaller one, yeah, but that was like a much smaller, it was just some women in a van. And they're like, are we models now? And I was like, yeah, baby, sure you? Yes, mammy, you are the best model in all of the lane.

Let me see those beautiful, juicy mamacita tis. Oh, oh, it's such a dream come true. And while I lied down here on this dirty mattress, lie whatever you want, mommy. Now, I imagine Victoria's Secret. It's not like you're getting the best ones to be, the um you know the sex slave workers people okay well imagine like the best ones the cream of the crop actually do become the joselle bushkins yeah i mean obviously they do but only if they play

a ball you know what i mean oh yeah like they all they all get i'd imagine the ones that became successful you know probably got kind of you know harassed and assaulted but they just didn't say anything about it and they climbed the ranks whereas the women that spoke up about it or Well, I'd say you stop getting raped after a while. After while, you can earn... Yeah, once you hit 21 and you're an old hag. No, it's like the mafia, become a made man, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So it's like, after a while, you become, like, super sexful, you don't get raped anymore. Eventually, you get sold off, like, Tom Brady. But I was saying, and another thing is, like, you know, once you've been passed around enough, they'd be like, oh, damaged goods. We need the new crop of fresh meat. That's the way they sick old stink, Brian. Yeah. Not me? I'm thinking to be like them.

Yeah. Well, how sexy? with beautiful women? Oh, you, you vile pig! I don't know where to catch a pido is to become a pido. So I'm set up my own modelling agency right now with Caddons,

Cadden's beautiful ladies. Cadden's Angels. Good morning, Cadden. Angels, oh fuck, I'm in so much trouble. Oh, why didn't you tell me you were only 14? Oh, fucking hell. Oh, the Carlo Independent did a whole spread about me. I'm fucked.

quick help me burn all of these files yeah there's a lot of agencies around Dublin actually modeling agencies like real cheap ones yeah pretty sad because remember I used to sell electricity back in the day yeah actually by the way

I still have some phone numbers of some clients oh I think it'd be fun if we rang them up and you know they said some really satirical to them you know yeah I call them hoars yes yeah that'd be quite funny yeah we don't even need to record it we'll just tell them about it no yeah we'll just tell it about later on yeah it was always so funny

It was hilarious. Yeah, yeah. When she started crying, that was it. That was the business. After I basically conned them all of their money, they'd call him up like, yeah, cunt,

massage. Yeah, you had the plane with Malcolm Gladwell, were you? Oh, yeah. I didn't know this recently. Malcolm Gladwell was on the plane with Jeffie Epstein. Everyone was on the plane, though. Like a lot of people... He was a socialite, you know?

I will say as well, it's almost like, we know, someone who was doing dodgy shit all right? Yeah. Now, and we worked with him and we actually helped him do a lot of the dodgy shit. I'm joking. Oh, okay. Because you were kind of like, don't tell him, Brian. Shut up.

Yeah. But I just mean, like, there's people we know are doing dodgy shit and you could link it to us as well. I imagine that plane, it wasn't just like non-stop child rape. No. It was probably like, you know, sometimes it would just be going from New York to Jersey. Sometimes, you know, they just watch Little Nicky. Yeah, you know.

Little Nicky eats some peanuts Okay, and that's it All right And every now and again There might be some A little child one around You're kind of like Hmm

I don't know what you mean sir And you can play kind of like Oh I don't know why That child would be like Right yeah Yeah Want to go into the bathroom with him But yeah

We're okay here I'm enjoying little Nicky I'm having a great time Oh yeah Let's do it dad Hail shaking Ah Ah fuck

Hey man I got a cryer here This bitch won't shut up Oh, she quiet now Never mind, never mind Anybody, is it recycling or compost? Which one do I put them in again? Oh man

These things never flushed. And see. There you go. So, well, I mean what Gladwell is. Now, Gladwell said that he was on the plane, he was like, who is this Jeffrey Epstein fellow? Everyone seems to talk with him. I was just going there to see what was up.

Yes. But, yeah, I don't really like Epstein. find him be oh Tuller with the hot tics I'm gonna say it this is upsteen

yeah you know what I think he's a shady individual at best a real douchebag okay that's what I said it all right

he's a dingus there I'll probably get cancelled for this wait you don't like Gladwell I don't really gladwell

I find him quite annoying what is he's just like an academic what's his actual his main skills just talking like this

and saying things that seem kind of right so you go oh I guess he's smart where he'd be like well actually a lot of people in politics make money so they don't actually have

the people's best interests at heart and you're like yeah it's factually true yeah okay or this is one episode it's a podcast okay and one was about like golf courses and he was like it actually costs a lot of money to maintain a golf course

and that is not really environmentally friendly because of all the water that is using golf courses when it could be used for people who are thirsty. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. And that's it. I saw a bunch of eco-terrorists went into a golf course

and filled up the holes with cement. Really? Yeah, because there was like a new legislation passed in this state about, I assume it was California and just some, you know, part of it. But to do about water usage, so basically a golf course would have exceeded the amount of water, but it was deemed exempt from the legislation, you know what I mean?

Yeah. It's like, okay, so yeah, the state is, you know, this part, this county, we're going to follow the rules, except for at the golf course, obviously, because, you know, the boys need to play. Yeah. It's then a bunch of eco-terrorist scumbags. I haven't heard word eco-terrorist a long time. Yeah.

Bring it back. I can I thought they've been gone for a while there, but it's good to see him back, yeah. Yeah, yeah. But a bit more variety in my terrorism. think we need to. But yeah, filling up golf holes with cement. How do you feel about that, Brian? Well, you support that active aggression?

Speaking of filling up holes. Let's go back to Victoria's Secret. Yes, okay. My point was, I was walking around there in Victoria's Secret and just like really hot girl came up, which was like, oh, can I help you? Yeah. And I was like, yes, please. Yeah. And then she, like, immediately pointed to someone

was like, oh, what about this? And I was just like, yes, that would be good, yeah. But I made a mistake. I looked at just the panties, all right? Panties were 20. I presumed. I presume they were part of this 20 for everything A rookie mistake No, no

It's like six It was like 80 quid out of together 30 quid a tit Oh no I wish I was lucky enough To have a girl We're just one tit God

Tick Natarro She's really I mean She's saving money Everywhere she goes Is that in poor taste No I mean she's grand

She's in the zombie movie Now So she's got Well the zombies Bait off one of her tits Yeah Anyway so yeah bought this really expensive thing and shit

and the guy might be a pedo as well. So I think I'm vindicator. I should bring it back and be like, well, your owner's a pedo. I have to go to court as well. I set illegal Preston where it's actually bad pedo after me. Ah, yes. Yeah, that was fun now. I like that.

Victoria's Secret shit, though. I'll say it. I need to go to Ann Summers next. Where is the Victoria Secrets? Victoria's Secrets, I think it's near McDonald's. It's good, though. You can't Two birds of one stone, yeah. Get her a McFlurry and a G-string. Oh, you only heard very interesting.

The Disney store is opposite. It's a bit of gossip, okay, so don't tell anyone. All right. There was a lot of intermingling between the Disney store and the Victoria Secret Store right there. How so? They were banging. Oh, the staff.

Sex, yeah. Sex, drugs, rock and roll in the Disney store. Oh, now Disney are sexualized. victorious secret these people are amoral demons with no moral fiber or moral compass or moral cunt holes or

anything. It's a disgrace. Holly weird. Pido Disney. Yeah. So what's happening is a lot of them would go, because a lot of them are like basically, you know, children, okay? Like, there might be women, it might be legal, but they got the brains like two-year-olds, okay?

So they go up to Disney store and like, oh, Peter pad, well, like that, okay, and start licking things, all right, and all the guys, because you know the way in Disney store, a lot of the guys have to pretend to be Disney characters. Are they dressed as like Mickey Mouse? I know someone on the inside, okay, all right? This is top secret shit, okay?

He had to go around dressed as a prince, okay, and he had to give facts the little children. Okay. So, like, little children were like, tell me about sleeping beauty, and he'd be like, well, actually, he was a fun fact about sleeping beauty, and say, I don't know, I can't give any facts right now, like, but, uh, so let's say Prince is in the frog. It's actually okay to

kiss a woman when she's unconscious if you are attractive if you're a big ugly pig man then you're going to jail buddy and you're on the register but if you're handsome like me you can get away with anything a new boy I can tell

you will be a real hot piece of ass someday so you will get away with a lot my friends start early grab some itty bitty titty on the playground so they like go back and forth and start banging okay but then there's a lot

of intermingling in terms of they'd be like one guy playing Peter Pan he's banging two models and the models don't know that Peter Pan is banging two of them yeah so when they find out and then they hate Peter Pan

and then Peter Pan was banned from the Victoria Secret Store but then he started banging a different girl there in secret wow so he's banging three Victoria Secret models like they love Disney guys okay

like there's guys that play for it like you say guys who like they won the all iron for Dublin okay they don't stand a chance against Peter Pan those galads are basically queer as compared to

like Peter Pan I didn't realize Peter Pan was so lusted after us yeah man he's the boy who never grows up

yeah yeah yeah and the copter never get soft how do you know all this by the way this is some very

totally got the inside track man you got sources man I'm like I'm walking around a place like you know like I got the hat

with a bit of paper sticking out in a pen like you have to lick when you're taking notes woodward and deep throat where it's cool oh yeah

yeah so Victoria's Secret was cool I can't think of any else to talk about now What are we at now? Oh, we're like 36 minutes Okay, perfect, yeah We've got loads of stuff to talk about, though

Okay, what? I was trying to talk about Goal there You keep getting this interested Go on, Goal, yeah Goal is a cool classic I told everyone to watch Goal We watched Goal in primary school Did you?

That's one of my earliest memories watching Goal, yeah Obviously the message didn't take You never, you never No, if I follow your dreams Did you ever play county, five aside? No, I did, no, I was very bad at football I've renewed my love for it though

The beautiful game is what I call it No do you ever Dost off the old boots and shin pads No I'd be afraid I got my old injury Yeah yeah yeah So goal is about I've got a wrecked out of his function So I couldn't you know

I mean no help to the team It's a goal Goal is about a Mexican called Santiago But he's not actually Mexican He's from L.A., but they always call him Mexican Because he's got Mexican descent all right He's got Mexican blood in them He's American

Well, yes, technically If you believe in that So he's like, you know He's like a gardener okay And he's like cleaning up places And like he's got real shit Like he's only like those guys They kind of hang around in the morning

The van pulls up And the guy's like hey look I need six Mexicans get in here Oh yeah yeah yeah Day Laborer Yeah he's like one of them okay And you get in You have to clean like Ellen Generous's house

And she's yelling at you And stuff like down You have to get out So One day a guy comes around I think he's like kicking football a little bit you know he's good he loves football okay this still in america in america yeah and then some lad comes around he's like oh yeah you're pretty good at you aren't you how about

newcastle you know it i'll give you a little try out there and he's like i know i'd like to go there i would like to go to newcastle yes see i would like to go to see the biker grove is the biker grove and aunt and deck there please so the guy brings him over to newcastle or the tune as they call the tune the tune yeah come on tune army tune army yeah that's what they call newcastle fans yeah so he gets there okay is it just because they mispronounce the word town yes that's their language yeah oh i see

so they're retarded oh yeah they've got a speech impediment yeah and you're making fun at that yeah but they embrace that i'm punching down at about time i'm punching down i still can't reach them the bottom feeding dogs my flexibility issues aside I know I know a lot of Alan Shearer

We see Alan Shearer Sarah Milliken Anto Deck, Biker Grove We see one of them in it I know all about Newcastle There's no Anton Deck I wish So he gets there okay And weirdly enough

The main star The kind of Beckham in the movie Okay Is fucking Maltosani From the Manny Saints of Newark Dickie Maltosanti I think he's called Christopher's dad

Maltosanti Yeah, Christopher's dad Oh, I didn't like him His name's like Alexander Nufili Yeah, not for me Something's... Alexander Nn-N-N-N-N-N-R-Beepeep Alexander Bebe as well as

Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah So he plays like the cool Beckham Around the same with Beckham Where he's got like the kind of bleach hair Oh He's showing up in a Ferrari being like Yeah, what's going on, yeah Go on play some footy today

Ah, how joking with you Is he doing a British accent? He is, yeah Can he do a British? Oh, really? I think he's British, yeah. Oh, okay. And he's up and good, I have a shot of his app.

They have a lot of ass shots of him. Really? Yeah, a lot of him bending over, you know? Oh. He's standing on a grate at one stage. I thought it was maybe like a PG-13. No, not like, when I say ass shots, something like bear ass.

Oh, I'm sorry. I mean, just like, you know, he's got like the underwear on and he's kind of riding, a bit of ass cleavage, perhaps, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And like, he's wearing his little shorts, you know? He knows what he's doing to us, okay, yeah. He knows he's making me real horny and angry. And now I'm like, come on.

I need to go back to Victoria, your secret to get some football boots and then just stand on every woman's face. You walk around Newcastle, like, Victoria Siegman like, do you like Newcastle United? Come on, the tune. The tune. Sir, you're going to have to leave.

Why, I pittaker can he believe you to get me out of Victoria's Secret? I'm getting me missing something for a muffin titch. I'm sorry, sir. It's time to go. So Santiago arrives in Newcastle. A whole new world. Still on the back of that pickup truck. It's like, you're really taking liberties with this lift home, pal, you know that?

Yeah. So, it's all new. Like, it's L.A., okay, lovely son. Hot chicks, you know. Here, okay, it's all lads who work down the minds, you know. It's like, women who look like Johnny Vegas. Yeah, it's all disgusting women, okay. Hello, Cheryl Cole.

She's a piece. She's not around, though. They leave, though. These are ones who stayed, okay? So they're like, the ones that wish they got sex trafficked, okay? They end up working down. shop, all right? So they're just like,

yeah. The only way they get sex trafficked as if they become the village bicycle. Hey? Oh, what am I like?

It doesn't make sense. Whatever way you cut it. So Santiago shows up, okay? And he's like, I want to go play soccer. He's like, what the fuck you're talking about?

We're no soccer here. What about football? And so, ah, football, yeah. Come on. the tune like that. Yeah. And then he gets to do tryouts.

But he's never played in English weather before. Oh, I see. So it's raining and it's muddy, okay? Yeah. Now, I go all of interest. He just gets worried about the grass is deteriorated.

I'm going to get fired. No, I'm telling you, pal, you don't you have to be worrying about the grass. Just play the bloody game, will you? You chuffing git, my art. No, I must deco to our

soil and the green, senor. Gayne, bloody silent green I'll give you a silent green You daff, bugle Whoa I'm bloody fuming You just fell off the bed

You did it Too much smithics I've had half a kind of smithics I'm getting dizzy now So he gets there And he's doing the training Okay, the trial Doing trial

And it's raining It's raining so he's slipping around the place And also the other player was like Get away you Mexican Look at the Mexican Fell over again Like that all right

he's like oh no oh it hurts him he hurts so bad yeah yeah and there's one bit though he's a cool little flip okay he kind of hits the ball

off his leg puts it on the hits on his head and his back on the foot okay right right one little cool bit immediately slips over again like Jerry Lewis

oh gosh oh no I hurt my cocics oh so then the training's over okay and the guy

who's voucher for him, okay, the town scout was like you gotta give him another chance there you know, he wasn't used to the rain but listen, he's come all this way he's following his dream you gotta believe in him he's come from poverty

and the manager... Yeah, none of that in Newcastle yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll help him out then because I believe in following your dream Oh, can he lose sight of the inner child within us just once the moon and the stars pit I need deal with it, you know what to mean?

That's what they sound like, people. That's how they sound. I'm not even putting any extra stank on it. That's how these freaks talk. He's toning it down. It's absurd. These people are human. Anyway.

You know what? They have a little bit of fun with that. A lot of the kids kind of say, like, you know, they get, definitely, these kids are acting. They get full Newcastle mutant children, okay. And they have a bit of fun with them talking. But a lot of the Newcastle people is kind of talk like, hey, I'm from Newcastle, okay?

And in Newcastle, we play football. They're kind of like, because it's for an American audience, by the way. Right, okay. So they don't really do the whole Newcastle thing there. They kind of civilized them up a bit. Yeah. Another interesting about this film is, they did a deal with FIFA and Adidas. $50 million.

Adidas. It's actually different in different countries. Oh, is it? Yeah, yeah. So in Adidas, okay? Which country are you in? I'm in the country where you said, I'll be honest. That's right, pal, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Now, you were wrong, so admit you were wrong, so we can all hear it, and we can get past this whole ugly incident. I'm just going to drink some more. Admit you, admit fault, admit what you did, and we'll say no more about it. I've already forgotten the white way to say it. Anyway, yeah. So, $50 million.

That's a lot. They paid to use the, so they use all the teams, and they use a lot of the players who were playing back then. And all day, like, um... What year are we talking, 06? 2003, maybe, 204 or something like that, yeah. So who are the big names?

Who do we see. Shearer. Okay. You see Shear working out in the gym. Shear doesn't really act per se, but it's a bit in the door Santiago's, like, working out. He's lifting weights.

I say the weights is like 15, okay? He's like, oh, oh, Dios, these are big, a heavy weights right now. It was me, oh, he's like a pinata, full of candy, it's so heavy, I cannot take it, and it's a race. Yeah, so he's doing 15, okay? Then heard, Shier, walked past.

Shears lifting 30 With his cock Yeah You can't give you look like This is how you do What you fucking Mexican Shoves a bottle of iron brew Up his ass

I'm on the tune Is iron brew a Newcastle drink It's more Scottish thing It's for anywhere It's very unhealthy Yeah Newcastle's very unhealthy Working class

Unhealthy and smelly What's the Newcastle beverage Of choice I don't know Let's look it up So you look up there I'll look it up there I'll look it up

You're talking So I'll talk for a bit there. Now, it's doing, he's doing okay, and he also meets a hot, sexy nurse played by Anna Friel, who's an Irish girl, okay? Oh, okay? And she's kind of like, oh, I don't date players, okay? My one rule, I don't play players.

Because, you know, you're all, you've all got egos, and you all think you're the best. And he's like, you know, I do not think I'm the best, I just like to talk to a pretty lady. And his kind of retard Mexican charm kind of wins over this Irish retard. Okay.

So, yeah, do you? You can find out what you're looking for? No, there was actually, it's a Larger called Newcastle. I don't, so I just saw it in the shocks one time. And I was like, oh, Newcastle, they must drink that a Newcastle, do they? I'd say to do, hey. So it says Newcastle on a click. Where else would you get it, hey?

You fucking stupid cunt. So, no, I was wrong. Do you want to get to the big action bit, all right? Yeah. How's Anna Frail looking? Looking good, yeah, looking real. It's a little nurse, okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She's all, like, buttoned up. and she's like, oh, I can't date you. Yeah, yeah. She got a stethoscope up a twat. Ready to go, hey, honey. Can you hear my heart beat through my eggs? You like this bit, though, okay? This bit, just be, it's very mean, okay?

So, he finally gets a chance to play a big game, all right? He gets subbed on, but he has asthma, okay? Okay. Now, he drops his inhaler when the player stomps and it goes like, fuck you Mexican. You're right, that is funny. I was a mean. Potato potato, my friend. Adidas.

So then he has to go out and play football but he was like, like, oh, dody, pal, why don't you go catch your bracy? Oh, ho-ho-ho, you bloody pillick. So they're like the coach, like, what's wrong you, Santiago? You're not taking the game seriously, and he's like, uh-huh, ha, ha.

Yeah. That's interesting. Their faces turn purple when it's overcast. I didn't. know that about Mexicans anyway so

but Anna Freel helps him and kind of nursing a wounded soldier back she kind of falls in love with them

can you know like girls Nightingale yes because girls like it when you're kind of weak

and disabled in a way like you know what I mean you can't parade properly yeah yeah yeah

they like that don't like strong that's why I kind of find it hard to me someone I'm a bit too

like yes fucking in your face and strong yeah just lifting weights in the gym

and stuff like that yeah you're too much of an alpha yeah I'm too much of an Alan Shearer right there

Yeah Too much iron brew Puts them off So then What happens then So Newcastle tune's okay And they have a chance to be in the top four But I've got to win the big game against Liverpool

Okay And we see all the Liverpool players That's pretty cool And we see Raffa Benitas Robbie Fowler Oh you might see Robbie I'm not too sure He was great

Yeah He had a big ugly nose on him I didn't I always remember as a child I'd see his face be like, I don't like that man. Something not, something is a miss there. Make it go away.

Yeah, yeah. His big nose just screams criminality. I don't know what it is. I thought he was a very angry looking guy and I was like kind of afraid of him. You got to be tough, yeah. I was like, oh, I bet Robbie Fowler would be very mean to me if I met him. And he probably would have been. Did you have much football exposure when you're young?

Well, I was a, yeah, kid. Because I had very little of it. In primary school, yeah, like I pretended to like Man United. You hear, I tell you what, you know, Man United? Yeah, they got put in a spliff last week. A spliff? They got put in a spliff, bro.

What does that mean? That means they got burnt. Okay. Yeah. So if you ever hear, if you're one in social ones, say, you got put in a spliff, brov. Okay. Yeah.

And what way did they get put in a spliff? You got smoked. You got smoked. And what, pray, tell, was the context of the aforementioned. Four nil to Brentford. Oh, so they lost the game. Four nil to Brentford. Why can you just say that?

that then they lost the game why's it all a yo with the spliffed dogs and the hippie hat what oh the brough and the fam walk on my slime I was like I just want to watch the beautiful game

in peace with my family could I please I work very hard all week we've saved up a lot of money for these season tickets I don't hear anything about spliffs or brubs I just want to watch the bloody game

all right I didn't vote Tori I didn't vote you Kip but you're pushing me you are pushing

me sir but yeah they got put this is what you're saying so man you and I are doing actually the bottom of the table

right now so we can have fun this is like our Premier League minute right there yeah

we can talk about so see when I was pretending to like them that was when they were at their peak

like late 90s Beckham and fucking Gigsy Gigsy yeah Giggsie

yeah Gizzie's doing quite well at yeah Giggs's killing it boy he's here he was when he was abusing his wife he was like call me sir gigsy or so chef gigsy yeah yeah yeah that's yeah tell you what's on the menu tonight

ow I wonder if the mic could hear the slap because I was I'd hurt I hope so yeah there's a lot of crack going on with football at the moment so Mendy Mendy Mendy he's a reddy Mendy yeah Bendy Mendy Mendy yeah he rapy baby Bendy Mendy Mendy well no he raped a girl in a panic room he was raped multiple women and he's also a fixer while he was playing for Man City So he's doing Ray Donovan's shit while scoring. Wow. Yeah. Is that just like clearing up his own mess, though, really?

I think probably he's doing, he has to hire himself as a fixer. Was it his panic room or their panic room? I think either way it's bad. It is bad. I believe it was his panic room. I think he'd bring him down with like, let me show you the panic room. This is where you'll be the most safe, I promise. But he's also, he's raping loads of women.

And what kept happening to him okay is to be like, okay, Mr. Mendi, all right? Yeah. We know you're right. rape someone. We're going to let you out now. Don't do any more rape, okay, until the next to the court case. He'd be like, yeah, sure. And he pulled her a woman in a spliff. You know what I mean?

Your twat just got burned, love. You couldn't a spliff, love. So he kept raping when he was out. Like, he paid bail and rape again. You go back to jail, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jesus. So that's... A good system.

That doesn't happen in goal, by way. Santiago never do that, right? Santiago is a good man. And Giggsie was kicking the shit out of his wife. He head butted her, threw her down the stairs. Yeah, doing all sorts of stuff, yeah, yeah. But he might get away with it, though. Good.

There might be some technicalities, though. I think there's some weird technicality where it turns out, oh, it's technicality is he's good at football. Yeah. That's it. Well, who does he manage now, Derby or something? No, no, that's Wayne Rooney. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

He was managing the Welsh team. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he still stepped down indefinitely. And he shagged his brother's wife. Yes, and now his brother does ads for Paddy Powers. Like, hey, remember when my brother shagged my wife, Place a bet on, retard, and then he drives off in a Lamborghini. Pretty sweet.

I would recommend look up the Rodry Giggs. It's an hour-long interview, but it's fascinating. Really? Yeah, yeah. And then I'd recommend look up the lying cheating whore he was married to. Look up her interview with Tubberty. Who did Rodry get interviewed by? Some British guys.

Parky? No, not Parkey. No, not Parkey. Chris Tarant? Decision, Parky. no it's still my YouTuber oh right yeah no it's funny

rodry couldn't get anyone the mainstream British television you had to get like a YouTube we could probably get him like wow that'd be good yeah just to talk about you know

anything but that anyway back to gold oh yeah so eventually it's the last game okay and it's like oh Santiago last time you couldn't breed properly can I trust you this time

he's like I'm going to say I will please I promise I will breathe properly and they let him on the pitch, okay, and he gets the winning goal, and he wins the big game, and Newcastle getting the top four, and everyone cheers, okay?

Even in, like, a Hollywood movie, that's the most they could aspire for, fourth place. Well done. Yeah, exactly, yeah. I mean, we're going to go mental here, right? And Shearer celebrates her, right? He doesn't talk. It does the worm. He starts twerking.

He invented twerking, yeah. And then, like, they all celebrate, and also, his Mexican family are back home in L.A. Ryan, they're like, oh my God, I can't believe Santiago has won the big game, watching the pub, okay? And in the pub as well, a bunch of Newcastle that I was like, oh, you're some place for the tune.

You're all right. Yeah. They all celebrate, they all dance the end. But you did my mum's gardening, you fucked it, you daft cunt. I'm not paying for that, all right. You made a pig year of it. Now, get ready for this. What? Goal 2. Oh, Jesus.

Living the dream, okay? Goal 2 starts off. You watch you? Santiago has been bought by Real Madrid. Oh. He's so good. They've bought him. Are you actually starting goal two right now?

Is that what's happening? Yes, I am. Yeah. That's happening right now. Oh, okay. Wow. So, Google II, he's going to wherever the fuck, Real Madrid is in Spain, to play with David Beckham. Oh. Yeah, he's going to play with Bex, all right?

And, you know, the... Victoria, I've got a Mexican now. He doesn't sound like that. You know, Montessanti? Yeah. He's coming as well. What? Yeah.

Why? Why? Two boat players somehow. Okay. So now they're in Real Madrid. It was fun about this is, we get to see the moral decline of Santiago. Okay.

They start off to Anna Friel. He's like, oh, I, we go to many parties to get them many beautiful ladies, but not as beautiful as you. You are my queen. Yeah, but then, like, you know, they're kind of like, oh, come on, we can bang any bird in here, Santiago.

Sarah Milliken. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you know you want it. And he's like, no, I must have been faithful. And say, oh, I'll suit yourself. All right, ladies, you're all getting. in a more car you know like that

it's like oh you're a very strange man with all your ladies but then okay he starts

getting a little bit jealous of all the other players and he drives him up the wall okay he gets a commercial

for sushi and he's like but that David Beckham does Gillette and I'm doing sushi I do not like

sushi this is wrong and then he fires his agent his agent okay who by the way is a lovely man

who took risk of him start remember he saw him cutting grass. He can play for Newcastle, right?

The way he cuts grass. I can't say I trust his business instincts too well, but you know. But he struck looking.

Business instincts. Sorry, I said it a very, you say it very Santiago. Yeah, I said it very bridal too

there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're rubbing off on me now. Hey, oh. So,

but then he started, like the agent came, lovely guy, his wife died of cancer. He's like, Yomo, you're,

you know, I believe in you, though. I don't believe in much. I got, I went bitter from the game, okay, but you're bringing the heart back to me.

I've written my kids out of the will. You're getting every penny, Santiago. I'm going to have you buried in between me and my wife. But then, all right, Santiago starts to get real like, oh, yo, fuck this. And, like, you know, Anna Freel's like, oh, Santiago, you were late. I don't care.

Oh, oh, he was bitch, bitch, bitch. He loses Mexican accent, right? Turns it to Andrew Dice Clay. You know something, sweetie. Every time I come home, you got something to say. Why'd you shut your fucking cunt mouth and open your mouth, cunt? You know what I'm talking about here? Oh, that doesn't make any sense, Santiago.

Shut up, boy. So they're like he's trying... What are you a homo? He's driving a big Ferrari around, okay? Yeah. And you know, it's kind of like, people like, oh, what do you think with David Beckham? De Beck's shit compared to me.

I'm the number one player in Riem Madrid suck this right here you do cunt, all right he's driving around okay and he's drinking and boozing he doesn't do drugs

okay but I think it's applied he's doing drugs right right right and then like he's party he parties so hard he breaks his leg how does he he takes a bong hit

so hard as leg breaks he needs a bong hit transplant um so like how does he actually break his leg I think he's playing football

yeah but I think he's hung over playing football or something like that right it at a wrong angle and his leg just shattered in like glass

oh Santiago if you didn't have two pints last night you never would have lost your entire leg to sepsis. Yeah you don't care about the game at all do you? Please help me I'm very sick no commitment lad that's your problem no commitment

it's a beautiful game so he's like he drives his Ferrari at one stage as well and I think one stage like almost hits a child with his Ferrari fuck you

fuck you I'm a worst in sushi you little cunt so like he's gone off the rails he's basically

like an opium down in this stage yeah not really but he's at that level he's gone motley crue yeah

but then like the girlfriend calls him up Anna Anna and her and Freel's like oh man I'm leaving you now

you're different Santiago not the Santiago I fell in love with now the Santiago that I loved died in Newcastle

This Santiago now is wrong And then that kind of makes him Like, you know Realise the Arabis ways Oh, okay He starts playing football again Fix his leg somehow And then it's the Champions League

Final Right Yeah And they're playing against Arsenal Okay And you get to see all the arts Tierie Henri Who has been in two

This is a pub quiz question now Tyrionri has been in two movies Yeah He's been in goal two And the entourage movie Wow Yeah So that's interesting

Yeah He lives next door to that man who yells a lot that terrible man Jeremy Piven That's him

Yeah Yeah He lives next door To him Yeah Did you ever see The Entourage movie Did I?

Yeah Yes I did Yeah How was it I loved it Really? No I'm not Oh okay

I was thinking though There's a real missed Opportunity here We need like a football drama That uses real footballers

Kind of like Entourage Like set in the kind of like Real world Per se Yeah Well isn't that

What that show Ballers is But it's about Yeah Yeah, it's NFL. NFL, yeah. But we need something like Premier League. But do they use real LF, NFL?

I don't need to do, no. They might have some cameos from retired guys. Right. But I need something like, yeah, even it's retired guys. Like, they have like Ted Lassel, obviously. Oh, yeah. Do you, are you familiar with the first team? No.

No one does. It's quite interesting. The first team came out a month before Ted Lassow. Do you know what it's about? American coach. Comes over to England. Wow. Teaching Motley crew, starring Will Arnette.

Really? yes nobody has heard of it my god even aesthetically will arnade and jason sudecas are very similar right now this was written by the guys who wrote the in-betweeners oh shit this was like their next big thing yeah ian morris and damien exactly beasley i'm very impressed you knew that you got that you got that skill right there i have an ability to read yes so then i've impressed you now the things that kind of fuck them with this show is

they made a point early on they're like we're gonna be real clever here we'll never

say the name of the team oh and that made it so I watched a little video actually about it so

someone did an essay video about it and he said the whole time it's very obvious they're trying not say the name yeah

we play for and then like maybe like a phone call comes or it's like oh look on the TV and they've got like their hand is

pined up and they're covering where it says like such team is signing up this player. But like, do you see them playing? Yeah, and they're wearing just like, also very weird choice.

They're wearing basically red shirts with no logo on it. Okay. Yeah, it's really dumb. Yeah, it's really dumb, and it's very distracting. Yeah. And also the show was very bad, apparently,

where, like, they were never quite sure what to do, so it was, like, very funny in-between her stuff, but also one of the players, like, an alcoholic, and, like, his dad's abusive towards him or something like that. Did you watch it? I didn't just watch this video about it. Okay, right. Because this guy, he's, interesting guy,

just like essays about failed stuff. Ted Lassel can kind of suck my dick though at the same time. Oh really? Yeah, it's a bit schmaltzy. First season was good. Yeah. I mean, it was. There was some good... Now, again, like, Good's in like... Sudakis is good in it, and obviously, Hannah Waddingham's got big tits.

Oh, yeah. Juno Temple's got little tits, and, you know, there's plenty of tits. Hannah hasn't done nude scenes, but she was sexy in a scene from not going out. I'll get up for you. Okay. Remember not going out to Lee Mack show? I do, yeah, yeah, yeah. She was in that You can show this afterwards, I think

Oh, well, if you're gay about it, yeah, okay. Are we going to be respectful of Hannah Wadendom's big jubly melons? Her big mommy milkers? Ooh! Oh man, everyone I work with is going to the antisocial tonight. Let's pop in. Okay.

Yeah, let's pop in and the cause a ruckus. Yeah, yeah. Who's ready for the heavies? Yo, give me a beep, brother, man. Give me a cheer if you know. of Santiago. So yeah, Leslie Wexter, am I right, baby?

Come on, don't be a bitch. Oh, I forgot to mention as well. They're in the Champions League final against Arsenal. Oh, right. And Santiago passes the ball to Beckham. I think Beckham scores the winning goal and they win the Champions League.

Okay. And then again, they all start dancing, all right. And Santiago is family, like, oh my God, I can't believe my son has won the Champions League. and then the end Now you're ready for Gold Tree Holy shit

Gold Tree is very controversial in the gold franchise You haven't even finished your first can Oh fuck yeah Yeah yeah I have not watched Gold Tree by the way

Don't worry Don't panic Now why is Gold Tree Controversial Because Santiago Santiago is a side character Oh interesting It's about the World Cup

All right Santiago is a side character The folks on two guys Think who are cheaper Oh what Yeah I think Santiago is demanding too much money he's like, I'm Santiago, bitch.

I am the goal franchise. When you hear the word goal, I'm the only face you see. What? Yeah. By the way, like, is this a... I've never heard anyone talk about these movies. Matt, do you not remember last night I mentioned goal, okay?

Yeah. Jason Brown was like, oh, Santiago. Okay. Yeah, so I hear... Is he the social barometer? I win. Okay. I win.

Fine. I bet you mention... you go to any nightclub I was a joke and I gave you go to that nightclub mentioned goal yeah a lot of them will know what I'm talking about and suck you off yeah exactly right there

and don't even I'd be like let's go to the bathroom she won't you have time she'd be like blah blah I was like help yeah oh aren't you saying you have a reputation of was it being a sex pest

creepy slimy weirdo creepish light in a funny way you know like I bring my camera into the women's bathroom yeah yeah you're like you know like Faye is from that 70s show

when he hides, you know, in the wardrobe with a knife. It's like, Fais, get out of here. I'm so sorry, Jackie. I just, I want to see you date this. Now, it wasn't Fes in trouble recently for something? Oh, that Demi Lovato was like, he was dating me when I was

18. Yeah, what's wrong with that? Yeah, I know, yeah. But I didn't realize he was, you know, whatever he is. Yeah. Red tried to warn me. Oh, dumb ass, you're going out with a Puerto Rican or Guatemalan or whatever he is. Matt, I cannot wait for a 90s show. No.

The 90s show really, this is what we need right now. Our culture right now, the 90s show featuring Santiago. That's what we need right now. Yes. It's bizarre that, yeah, like, you know, and this, like when the 70s show came out, the 70s just seemed so far away. But the 90s, I remember the 90s. Yeah, you, old man. Yeah, yeah.

Oh fuck I don't want to do this podcast anymore Scyke feelings are gay Oh yeah I'm unstoppable I'm the party monster

Yeah I can't be stopped I won't be stopped Before we go actually Let's be serious for a minute Let's talk with Salman Rushdie Oh yeah Salman Rushdie

Stabbed in the neck Repeated On stage Yeah, man. Like Chappelle, basically. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then at the end, Chris Roth popped down, was like, was that Will Smith?

So, Solomon Rushdie, he wrote the satanic persons. Salman Rushdie, so grew up a Muslim, then kind of became radicalized by... Liberals. Yeah, okay. The New Yorker. Yeah, and then became non-Muslim, all right? Whatever that's called.

He, well, atheists, probably. Yeah, atheist, yeah. He denounced his religion. So he was like, I believe he was like an advertising executive. He was like a Don Draper type, you know Right, right And then he became a writer A Muslim Don Draper, Jesus

The women, I tell you Betty had a hard day in work And that office I can only imagine Holy smokes Boy, oh boy Yeah So then What was going to say

Oh yeah, he became a writer then First few books You know, well relatively received Yeah He had a book called Midnight Children All right It was hugely successful What's that about?

I think it's about 12 children that are all born at the same time and they're all like mystically connected or something like that's like magical realism Oh okay Something to do with like also like Again it's like that's the kind of like the main team But set against the backdrop of like

A lot of his books about colonialism And like you know British rule Yeah sure British rule is bad Boo hoo like that Right But his next book then The Satanic Verses

That was published When not got published It was a shit show Oh here it goes Yeah, so like the Ayatollah of Iran was like fatwa. Issued a fatwa, which is like any Muslim, you should kill Salman Rushdie if you see him. It's on sight, dog. It's on site, dog. It's on site.

Yeah, it's like the rap game. We issuing this fatwa, this motherfucker going to get put in the ground right now. You're taking a dirt now, bitch. Yeah, Salman had a diswrap against the Prophet Muhammad. That's right. And they fired back, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. When they want to sit there stewing on it.

They clap back, dog. Yo, you coming at me. You know, I got to get back at you. Now, I've actually bought Satanic Verses on Kindle. Yeah. I have not read it yet. Apparently, it's not actually a... It's a very mild satire of Muhammad.

I think what is... It's something like... There's like something kind of shit going on in our time. And then it's interspersed with like these kind of like dream-like sequences feature Muhammad. Right. And it's like retellings of Muhammad's certain events. Apparently, even the title, Satanic Verse, is offensive. Because Satanic Verse is, okay.

is the idea that some of the stuff Muhammad was told was not from Allah, but actually from Satan. Oh, interesting. So there's actually some satanic verses. Now, in the Quran, I believe, Muhammad caught this and was like, hey, devil. Oh, don't be fucking me.

These are bad verses, true, now. You think you're going to catch me slipping, dog? You know who the fuck you're talking to? Muhammad up this piece, motherfucker? You ain't even going, y'all think I'm going to sleep at the wheel right now? bitch I'm on my shit I'd be grinding dog early day

banking a squirrelah I think I also I think in the book they call Mohammed something else they said Mohammed Mahad or something like that yeah yeah

and that's a reference to something to like I think the British people like 200 years ago would call him that when writing about Mohammed you kind of fuck with the Muslims like a pejorative yeah yeah yeah

but a lot of them actually haven't read Like all people who defend or hate the book I've not read the book It's like 600 pages 600 pages I got a TikTok Alright I don't have time for this shit

So Mahamahs not Mohammed Salman Rushdie Who kind of looks at Mohammed Sam Rushdie has been on the run now For like decades And he was like literally locked up in a tiny little room

With like 12 security guards All time for years Yeah were there many attempts Ever over the years Not on him But a publisher has been killed I know that

I think of Germany someone published a book and there's a lot of bomb scares like I think two people have died because of this like there's not the bomb scares and like attempted shit and like a lot of stuff

that's being fouled okay yeah yeah yeah foiled foiled yeah yeah yeah yeah been caught yeah yeah but that was like years ago

and I think Rushdie taught like I'm in the clear now yeah I mean because they obviously there's an episode or season of Kirby enthusiasm that Larry David there's a fatwa issued

so Salman Rushdie is in an episode or two so they satirise the whole thing at length you know which by the way is so much funnier now yeah exactly but yeah so Salmon Rushdie is with Larry getting stabbed their neck

Larry can you believe they've stabbed oh what the fuck Larry Salmon Rusty got stabbed Jeff you fat fuck I don't do anything I didn't do shit you fucking cut Anyway

He's funny He stood up for himself Now fun little fact Okay Some of Salmon Rushdie's books Were edited by Daniel Meniker And his son is the host of Chapo Traphouse

Will Meniker Yeah Will Meniker Interesting Now Daniel Merrick Meniker Has also had connections with the CIA In the past Yeah

Interesting Now very mild connection Some people on Reddit Say that like Chappel Is actually a false flag operation Like a shell Yeah

what they're doing here is trying to distract I forget what they're doing something something do with Jews or something no I tell you what it is it's to destroy the left from the inside so people are like yo I'm not going to vote for Joe Biden he's just as bad as Trump yeah yeah yeah Trump wins

so it's all too Russians doing that there sweet same with us like yeah have we been contacted by the Russians yeah I've been getting lots of money from Russia but I'm just looking after it you'd waste it all sweets and that. I would. I would. Bonbons and

cola bottles. Fizzy and non-fizzy. Oh, I'd have quite the feast. And also, Salmon Rushy's been known for fucking. He's a fuck boy. He fucks a lot. He's slinging dick. Man, let's look at some pictures of him with women right here. Look at the difference right here. Yes. Look at that. Look at him with the... He is...

How do you describe him now? A troll. Like under a bridge. not not not uh you know i'm not saying gringott's bank i'm not going that way with it i'm just saying he is a ghoulish look at that goblin holy fuck who is she i don't know but like i think i think that's his uh fourth wife i jesus man he bangs all the time man he's literally never banged he's so funny if the guy who stabbed him is just somebody who got cocked by sound like you fuck my wife you cut are you most i no i'm episcopalian What's that going to do with anything?

This fucking dog Head six with my Judy That's my She was my steady gal Back in high school We were sweethearts And you've ruined it

With your smelly circumcised penis Beyond circumcised, I'm sure Yeah well look We got the reference We got it there Anyway Anyway look Look we all had fun

Yeah That's a very fun episode there And like peace out I hope Simon Samin Rush at the moment I think he's off the ventilator now. Yes. She's going to come back better than ever.

Tell you what I'm going to read, actually. I'm going to buy Joseph Anton. Joseph Anton is the novel he wrote about his time on the run. Okay. And Joseph Anton was his fake name. So it's a biography of Joseph Anton. Interesting. So it's written by Salmon Rushy.

I've heard it's very good, very interesting. It's all about, like, you know, the FBI working with him and, like, transporting him and stuff like that. And also, like, it ruined all of his marriages. because all these bitches want It's cock or right Yeah But then when they're like Want to hang out with him

He's like sorry baby There's FBI say You can't You gotta leave Okay I'm sorry You could only stay for 12 minutes Uh no

Mr Rush You fucking idiot Oh I'd love to cuddle baby But the FBI You don't dare like Hey it's a fat wah Baby It's the fat wah

Not your fat ass Now get out of here Porker Oik Goik Goik Yeah I you know

I may have renounced my faith but I'm still not chowing down on pork you hog you sow Huggah! Hit the bricks Okay good I'm glad we did that there So peace out okay guys

Anyway great time I'll see you next week Much love Praise Allah