Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 167 : Big Fat Crypto Dead People

Episode Date: September 1, 2022

We go to Mexico to see a dead guy and then talk about the movie Accidental Love.

of the name now. It's like the Muslim Brotherhood. I think it is that, yeah, yeah. But they're slightly different than Muslims. Like, they're kind of they've got some stank on them, you know, they're the cool Muslims. They're like the sort of white people are dogs and we're the best. It's kind of hard to disagree with them. Oh, hey, I mean, if I wore

a bowtie, I'd look like a nerd. They do it, and they look scary. I know, every now I think white... Boatye or not scary, brie. Every now I think whites are going to win something, we always lose. Like, even just recently, okay? Yeah. Chet Holgrim, okay he was the second drafted pick

in the NBA draft this year white guy, okay and I was like, okay, a white guy he's going to show manners. It's all Chet is very white, isn't it, Chet Hanks? Yeah, look at it, this is Chet right here,

a little Chet. Oh, wow. Real white boy, okay? A little twink. Yeah, and I was like, okay, he's going to show those big black men who's really in charge,

some white twinks who are going to rule the basketball world. Just found out there minutes ago, he just hurt his fault, he'll be out for a year. I have an ingrown toenail I've told this before, Chet

You can't play basketball While wearing crocs, okay When is the Air Jordan Crocs gonna come out That's what I want to know Croc Jordans Yeah So this episode I want to talk about

The Anarchists The Anarchists Yeah yeah A new HBO documentary series That I've been watching there It's too long It's one thing It's established like six episodes

Yeah, that's too many. Six hours does not need to be... Too many. You could do a good... You could do a good 15 minute episode about this, okay? 15 minutes. 15, I think we'd... Yeah, yeah.

A good TikTok about this to get all the information. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's all your little puny brain can handle, is what it? So this is about the anarchist movement. Now, James, you hear anarchist movement. You take, like, a walled marathon fire and someone picking a big dump on a policeman's head.

Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's not like that. Anarchist just means free from leaders. Okay. all means, okay? Yeah. Anarchy is not about destruction and chaos.

It's about love and freedom and peace. No, it's not. It's about the sex pistols. Anarchy in the UK. Dun, do, do, do, do. Yeah. No, none of that, no.

That's too crazy. This is about smoking weed and chilling out and having a good time all the time. Sounds like I'm a bit of an anarchist. Yeah. You live the anarchist lifestyle. I do.

Although I'm out of weed now, so I'm going through weed withdrawals. I go to live. those like narcotics anonymous meetings and there's some

junk ball there like I had to sell me own children for a bag of girl and I'm like

oh man I know you feel I've got no I've got no dobies left and so when I

watch an Adam Sandler movie I'm not even all that entertained by it the struggle is real brother

when I watch Cheech and Chong I feel left out I feel left out and scared how are they driving that weed van. It's a van made of weed.

Hey, you wouldn't get that, you wouldn't, that wouldn't, hey? Oh, Jesus, say, imagine teaching town going to the NCT office like, hey, man, I'm not to pass the NCT, Mike, eh, NCT, more like D-HC, Mike. And then Sir Seamus comes in. Oh, nobody's here, no, carry on without our weed van. And hey, Joe, you're tax insurance on that, do you? Hey, bank, I don't know what you're talking about. Sorry.

Have you watched any Cheech and Chong? Years ago. I watched him Cheech and Chong with a stoner guy. Yeah. And he's a real kind of like, dude, we don't want, we haven't watched Cheech and Ch, dude, drop everything. Turn the music off. Get those women out of here. It's bro time with Cheech and Chong.

Go over those women up and throw them off the balcony. We don't want them here. I watch one at one movie. Yeah, there's like a lot of... A lot of them, yeah. Tommy Chong and Cheech something. Cheech Marine. Yes, yeah.

Are the boat alive still? Yeah, yeah. Oh, good. Tommy Chong actually went to jail. Oh, for weed, I presume. I think it was something even stupider than that. He was like running a head shop that was selling bongs. Tommy Chong.

He was a bong dealer, wasn't he? He was a bong dealer, yeah, yeah. He drove a vatmaid with bongs. The CIA flooded. the ghettos with bongs. But no way, don't. Yeah, it was something, I'm definitely getting that wrong, but there was some way, like, he had

his own, like, head shop, and they were selling bongs, and I don't know, they weren't prescription bongs, so he went to jail. Something like that. But then he up to the 70s show, and he will be back in the 90s show. Really? So he'd the last laugh on the American government. Jesus. I can't wait to see what he's like

now. Hey, man, where's Hyde? I like Tide, where is he? We're not, allowed to talk about Hyde Tommy you know that Hyde gave a girl a bonged you passed out Hyde is big into sleep sex

Sleep sex Yeah It's raped Brian Just because you give it a cutesy name Doesn't take away Sleepy snoozy sexy wexie Sleepy Sleepy Snoozy sexy time

With Brian and James Yeah no It's rape Brian It's called rape Well, I think I watched one movie I did have the weed van in it That was the big thing

Had all this weed Did it get across the border That's their I think it was their first one And that was their biggest one It's called Up in Smoke Yeah, I've seen that Yeah, it was on Netflix

Well and Netflix made a right choice From movie Because they were protesting over that Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, that's what all those trans people were protesting about Cheeching job Yeah

So what was it So they're driving I remember it was like I think like The police were all all white guys. They were pretty stupid. Yes. I think at one stage one, the head guy picked up a dube. Yeah.

And he smoked them and he got wild. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then hilarity ensued of course. And yes, and then he he kneeled on George Floyd's neck because he was high on the reefer. Yeah, anyway. So anarchists, okay? So these guys are cool, though.

We're going to start off with a guy called Nate Freeman. Nate Freeman. Pretty ironic. Free man. He wants to be free, all right? Of course. So he works shitty job, okay, he's got an all right wife, two kids, he hates himself. You know, like the Incredibles? Yeah, yeah.

You're the start of the Incredibles? He's basically dapped with all the superhero stuff. Right, okay. Or any, the magical stuff. He's not friends with Samuel Jackson, is he? No, he's not a friezo. What's the name, black friezo? What's it?

Black ice. Yo, don't be slipping on me, motherfucker. I'm a catch you slipping. Black eyes. So, hates his life, okay? But then he gets rid of the podcasts, okay? Oh wow Podcast

Always the right choice brother The Friendship Simulator Podcasts about Anarchy and about freedom

Alright This guy already sounds like a fucking loser What a dork And you know Red pill stuff All right Yeah

So like Escape the Matrix His wife Was saying For months She'd never even Talk to him He'd get home

Like honey I got this To my podcast Yeah Put his head buttons right away Just be dear Like rocking out

Just air pods Rocking out The Bench of Petero While he's banging her Yeah, yeah. By Judean Christian logic, you should be allowed to fuck your wife

in the mouth while she's asleep. It's called sleepy time, sexy time, sleepy snoozy sex sex, and it's totally the Lord approves. Okay.

So, then he decides, like, you know what, we are going to become full libertarians. Right. And anarchists, all this stuff, you know the stuff

that you can't live without James, all right? Or electricity, or your Netflix. Yes. And, I need to be constantly

entertained. I can't have a single moment where I'm not being inundated by sort of multimedia. You're Netflix and you're Spotify and your cold milk, all right? And your dialysis machine. Yeah, yeah. Why don't you unplug and live in the

real world, man? But my kidneys are failing. Yeah, yeah. So he decides we're going to go to Mexico and start over. We're going to fuck the US government. US government is basically, you're basically in prison. Don't even know it. Just because you don't see the bars, man. Don't

me you don't do they go to Mexico and they're full anarchist life now a very nice house by the beach okay uh but you know and they're living life and having a great time how could he afford that was he sold everything yeah okay sold the house and all that went down and then he started doing his own podcast

all right and he started going to anarchist conventions oh and he made he became a local celebrity because he was like hey follow me like a self-help kind of guy anarchist conventions yeah you get into that a lot they're weird It starts off kind of like guys Anarchist conventions are strange because Anarchan, is that what they're called?

No, it's anacrocon or something like that, yeah. Because it's like guys who do speeches stuff like, yeah, we are one because we are separate but equal woo, like that. We have to escape the capitalist system now, buy my merch, please. Still like that, but also guys dressed like wizards there as well.

Oh, okay. All guys who are like also like Game of Thrones car is like, oh, my sword, don't. The sword of liberty slices true capitalism. Like that to kind of like that It's kind of like a fun mix of like Cosplay and like Mental illness

And serious political discussions Yeah yeah yeah So this guy comes at local celebrity In the anarchist world People dress as wizards talking about how we need to Overthrow the Zog machine I will cast a spell of enchantment On the Zog Empire

Yeah So his wife becomes really big Now Freeman's wife Was really big into unschooling Unschooling Yeah you know the way kids get schooled, that's indoctrinated. So these kids get unschooled.

You teach them the true way of doing it. And also, you know, Santa Claus? Yeah. They're very anti-Santa Claus. Really? Santa Claus is violence. Because what you're teaching is, be obedient, okay? Yeah.

Or Santa would be bad to you? That's basically what the government does, all right? Right. So basically Santa Claus is like the IRS in a way, you know? You got to be good. Or else you get like... If your taxes aren't up to date, you get a lump of coal in your ass. A little bit like that, yeah.

Yeah, but it's like you're teaching kids at very early age. Like, do something for treats so you'll be punished. Yes. That's wrong, okay? They're also against, like, you know if a kid

does something wrong, okay? Never punish them. Right. Never do anything bad to. So if a kid brings a gun to school, you take them out and buy him a happy meal. Yeah, exactly.

Good job, buddy. You only shot a few of them. They're all crisis actors anyway. I'll take you to meet the ham burglar. So then they get really big in the crypto. And crypto and anarchy really combined. all right yes people think crypto will end war

it will end famine and misery yeah because crypto is the next stage of human money evolution all right yes you're holding on to your dollars and cents and the petro dollar and FEMA camps and the federal reserve yeah yeah it's all control so this is podcasts are gonna liberate us all yeah this is like we get crypto there'll be no poverty

no taxes and we'll live and there'll be no wars, because there's no government. So I can have a war without government, all right? Yeah, okay. Yeah. So then these people have these huge, massive cryptocons at their house and in Mexico. And thousands of thousands of people come from all over the world to Mexico

to these conventions. It's become huge, okay? Right. They become full on celebrity. So stage with, like, Ron Paul. Oh, yeah. Ron Paul starts coming to him. And he's like, I like the way you guys think. He's the older one. The older one. There's Rand and Ron. Paul. Ron is the one that everyone is like

he, like, it was Ron Paul 2012. Yeah, exactly, yeah. He's going to get that Obama troublemaker out of the White House. Ron Paul was a big, he was a big movement for a while there. A lot of the guys still hang on to that. I mean, like, he was sort of like the pre-cursor to the Bernie Sanders thing, you know, sort of like, not the same politics, but

it's funny, a lot of these guys, it's like, if you just say, like, I thought the Iraq war was bad, that's pretty revolutionary. Yeah. So Ron Paul, if I'm correct, Ron Paul was libertarian, whereas Bernie Sanders was more socialist. Oh, way more socialist, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Way more socialists. Hippie, dippy. Yeah, so wearing his little socialist hat, you know what I mean? A little circular frisbee on his head. No, but I think, yeah, so there's Ron and Rand Paul. Ron, I think, has some kind of like, for my, I'm very, don't really follow politics, but I think Ron has a bit more less mental than Rand. Rand seems to be more spastic.

Rand was a bit of a Jeb Bush character. Nobody took him seriously, you know what I mean? Whereas Ron were like, people are really, Ron's going to save us all. I wouldn't agree with Ron's libertarian things, but like to be during like when the war's kicking off Thousand Tree

and be like, this is wrong, this is wrong, okay? All people weren't saying that. A lot of the Hillary's and all that and the Bidens, they were all pro-Rap war. Everyone was very patriotic because it was just after 9-11. Dixie chicks got raped. That's right.

Yeah, by Hillary. And Ron was like, man, maybe don't. And they were like, oh, you're a rote. racist, Ron. Bill Clinton came in and say, hey, I'm going to put the Dixie and Dixie chicks. You know what I mean?

My penis. Yeah. You get the word play there, you goddamn hick, whore. Anyway, so then it's kind of going right. It's kind of cool to watch this Nate guy. Remember I started off you saying he's fat, miserable, ugly podcast listener. Okay. He becomes a little bit too big.

And his ego, he starts wearing all white suits and shades of, A bit of a Messiah complex Yeah, and he starts rapping at one stage Nice, oh sweet Bro Yo, I say government You say fuck the government Yeah, government, fuck the government

It doesn't really work, yeah They're too wordy, yeah But he just gets into it like And what time Or what year? 2016 or so Oh, okay, wow And then they're like

With Trump, they're kind of like We like this guy He's going to change up the whole system All right Right, right And then they get really into Cryptos and mentioned of you and they like to have crypto ATMs everywhere

and you can only buy tickets for AnarchyCon using crypto okay and they're like this is it okay anyone using money is a room Dogecoin what are they more? All of it all of it yeah the concept of crypto is amazing now we've met some people who are big in the crypto I found it quite insufferable

I've also found it to be a little bit condescending and a little bit like I don't think you do know anything about crypto I don't say I know a lot about crypto but I've watched enough to get it kind of basic idea what is. In fact, it's visible and all that. Obviously, crypto is a little more legitimate than NFTs, but very recently NFTs have completely shit the bed,

and everyone is like, yeah, it was retarded, and you were an idiot for thinking you were going to be a millionaire because of a picture of an ape or whatever. Now, crypto isn't as ridiculous as that, but people are really hailing it. Like, this is the future, this is the only way we survive as a species. It's the next step. in our revolution

If you just said like Hey this is a kind of cool alternative to regular money and it's a little bit better and you know

you can do it in the dark web and you can buy guns and like shoot people it's awesome I'm like yeah okay I get you I like that

but people like I've heard people like nerds okay guys are like well actually when society collapses we'll need it because we need society

to collapse and I will be there at the revolution when I will destroy like they're like the streets will run red with blood and when I

I'm on top of all those corpses I'll have my cryptos and I'll show you, Hannah. I just hope that the pollen count isn't very high that day because my sinusist will be acting up. Hopefully, you know, when society collapses I'll still be able to get my antihistamine medication. That's the only thing that will set me back.

So then... They're fucking nerds, dude. They're not dogs, bros like us. The dogs are like us, all right? Listen to these dogs, all right? What they do okay is... Oh no, there should have been a float. on my microphone.

Oh, fuck. Sorry, go on. Yeah, they're not manning the gusto, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they go to, like, places like Venezuela, right? Right. And, like, Mexico, all right?

Because that's where, like, it's free over there, right? It's really free, okay? Yeah, yeah. And a lot of them get murdered. Seriously, a lot of them get shot because they're, like, going to, like, you know,

cartel leader, stuff like that. And, like, can I pay with crypto? Like, if you got murder... I'm not joking. If you got murdered, yeah. No, I'd well believe us. It's actually a really funny bitch with, like, she's a white girl

dreadlocks Yeah There's a funny video She's like John's been shot Help She's like post it on Facebook She's not even calling

The police around She's like Hello Just real time filming it John's been shot And I'm scared Help Someone calls the place

Smelly dreadlocked bitch Her pubs are probably Dreadlocked as well Man there's a lot of white dreadlock girls in this And her faces It's like

The more crypto to get The more ugly they get Like There's like weird black spots On her face It got like pure Black debt

On her face like pure just rat shit well what's the matter of love can't get any makeup or mascara during the revolution can you not yeah fucking dog doge coin a dog you are a bullcum so a lot of people end up dead

alright but then they shut the what are you looking at the ass on that god damn girl let me holl at you for a minute yes I'm just peering out the window and sexy ladies walking past peeking to the blinds and the blinds

And the blinds are shaking as you're jerking all. I'm a part of the revolution. Oh, my God. I'll give you some bitcoins. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll squirt my bitcoins on your tits. Oh, give me some tit coin. Oh, actually, being in Venezuela for a minute.

Yeah. I heard some interesting where apparently in Venezuela it had an S&L type show. Wow, Venezuelan S&L. I saw some clips of it. It's a lot of it's men and dresses. Hey, the classics are classic for a reason, Brian. timeless comedy. Let's see if you can follow this satire,

okay? So they have like a Venezuelan, like Miss Venezuela contest, right, right, then the parody is all fat, ugly men wearing wigs. Yes. And they're all farting and that,

you know? Take a big shit. That's great now. Yeah. What's it called? Oh, it's something like, Goody about this talk.

Oh, yeah. Some of that. That's a new go. Yeah. So, Chagabee, hey, welcome to the Venezuela.

So, yeah. This is true. okay, they parodied the emperor the T-Shok of Venezuela the prime minister

yeah the prime minister of Venezuela what he did okay is pretty bad badass okay he took away the channel's license to broadcast

yeah and he shut down the whole channel awesome that's amazing right there like imagine if Trump like he didn't like the Alec Baldwin impression

so he just it's just shut down NBC like imagine like the whole channel yeah yeah apparently Venezuela it's very common

for like we're taking that we're just shutting that And you don't question it all. Well, that's because their government has a bit more autonomy because they're not as closely linked to like multinational corporations. Like fucking NBC is owned by General Electric and all those motherfuckers lobbied in like Washington.

So that's why the government are powerless against the SNL satire, you know? They're the victims, really. Alec Baldwin needs to be stopped. Anyway. What are we talking about? So, a lot of them get killed, basically, yeah. Good. A lot of this mysterious, and there's a bit of, like, implied stuff in documentary where it's like,

so a lot of people who are like, oh, actually, you're doing anarchy the wrong way. I should be the leader of the anarchist. Not you. You don't understand anarchy. He's like, don't talk me like that. I'm the true leader of the anarchist, you fucking bitch. Yeah. And, you know, there's a lot of back fighting.

In fighting and backstabbing. In fighting and back, conch. Yeah. So. But then, what's the funniest part of the whole document is skip to the end of Vicks is so funny, all right? You know, Nate, okay? starts to get a little bit sick okay oh really a little bit coffee a little bit like

oh yeah turns out he's been drinking hardcore every day of his life basically he's been drinking a lot the last few years so he's just a raging alcoholic just pure tequila non-stop right man he turns completely yellow oh I did hear about this he gets like crazy man he is what do they call it jaundice

he is jaundice man I have never seen anyone he's pure Simpsons it's crazy I need to show you afterwards hey Alma we're not over the government! Ah, it's energy, Homer! It is wild to see, man. It looks like he's painted. I couldn't

believe it at all. That's hilarious. And it's just from pure alcohol. Yeah, I didn't realize you could go with, like, proper Simpsons yellow. And you see him, like, dead. Oh. At first seem, like, kind of sick. But you see his dead body, okay? You don't see his body. You see his yellow hand sticking out.

It's fine-looking yellow hands. It's just full Sin City. It's just the yellow bastard. And his wife is like Don't scream He can't get hard if you don't scream Hey Dios meo He's a yellow bastard So like

His wife is crying This show is like his little daughter Okay And his daughter's like Daddy why didn't you stop drinking And he's just yellow It's like I can't take it seriously Is Daddy being big birds

From Sesame Street? Yeah Yeah Yeah he is Yeah he can only see snuffled up against because he's

an alcoholic wino it's so weird to watch it completely distracts you from the actual debt part of it but yeah Nate dies

and then that is pretty hard to take seriously though if he's like full yellow you know what I mean pure yellow man like painted yellow

that's great and his daughter's crying so hard as well it's so funny but then so you're glad you stuck it out to the end

yeah that's the that's the big money shot right there apart from that documentary it's a little bit too much of like you know it's kind of like that most hated man

on the internet you know oh yeah that one yeah yeah Hunter Moore one which kind of like I do feel sorry for these people

but also you did move you sell all your possessions and move to Mexico to be an anarchist yeah and then it's your fault

your yellow cock ended up on is anyone up dot com ha ha and there's all a lot of people on there are like but he was just a master

manipulator I could it's like no he was he was a fat man man who's yellow. He's a fat alcoholic smelly cunt. He was like, do you want to move to Mexico? He's literally Barney Gumbull. Yeah, exactly.

Don't cry for me. I'm already dead. Yeah, yeah. So that was the anarchist right there. I did enjoy that. Mr. Freeman, this is a Girl Scouts meeting. Is it? Is it that you girls can't admit that the government is taking over everything? I can't really do. It's hard to do

Barney Gumbull's voice. It hurts by throat. Yeah, picking a hard one right there. Hi, Homer! No. That's pretty good. It's fair, yeah, okay. Oh, by the way, do you know about John and Reese Myers? The actor.

Yeah, it's a real curveball here, yeah. A real careful. I just stumbled upon his interview with Larry King there. I don't like that guy. No, I've never, he never really took off. What was that when he was in, the Tudors? The Tudors, is it the Judors? The Judors.

Well, he was in Michael Collins. He shot Michael Collins. Yeah. And then he was in like, um. What's that one, that movie he's in where he plays, remember the Shankill Butchers? Oh, I don't know about that. The Shankill Butchers were these like, they were Protestants, like, Shankill area of Belfasture and the Troubles, but they would go around like violently murdering Protestants, but they like go real, like, cartel shit with it.

Like they'd carve them up and stuff. Oh, I never heard about that. So he's in a movie. Oh, I can't remember what the fuck it's called. Something. Ah, it's annoying me now. Is that a movie, is it? Yeah, it's a movie.

It was in the 90s. It was a real kind of small movie. A killer tongue? No, no. It's like... Disbearance of Finn Bar? The Something Man. The Man of No importance.

No. Hang on. The maker. Velvet Goldmind. No, that's the one where he plays, uh, him and Ewan McGregor. Mission Impossible Tree. All right, you just... I'm reading all of his thing there.

I'm not trying to be shunuchery. Hang on. Okay, you look it up there. But I was just saying like, it's just random. The algorithm's a weird. what it throws up to you. It's like it's a fishing for you. Resurrection man.

That's what it was called. Oh, I never heard of it. These guys are cool guys, were they? Yeah, they were Protestants going around carving up Smelly Catholics. Oh, that's because of the X-Men in a way, like, yeah. I'd like to see that fucking Mongo

Xavier getting carved up. I will use my mind powers on. Get the fuck you a fucking Mongo cripple cunt. Here, bides, get the fucking. knives out for that's fucking goober. Look at that fucking bald headnum. Kewball Catholic cunt.

It's only got 5.1.3 in IMD. Would you recommend me watching it? Nah, it's all right. It's pretty forgettable. It's like from the 90s. But anyway, why did you bring up Jonathan Rees-Smyers? Just because he popped up there on my algorithm. He was an interview with Larry King. How long ago was this?

It's about like six years ago at this stage. But man, there was a while there. They're pushing me the next Colin Farrell, you know? Yeah, and it's weird because he's a good-looking lad. He's, you know, decent enough actor. It's weird that he never...

I actually can't remember. He was in the... I can't remember anything that he's really stood out in. He's been in movies I've watched, but I never, like, fall in love with him, you know? But he's got a real troubled background. Okay. Yeah, you know about he's, like,

try to kill himself multiple times? Really? Yeah, he's like, an crazy alcoholic. It's insane, yeah. It's insane, like, reading up about, like, all the time he's been arrested here. Okay. Yeah.

Why don't you like him? He sounds awesome. Suicidal alcoholic? He's constantly getting drunk, especially in airports. He loves getting drunk. Well, he does a lot as well is, when he gets drunk, he says racist stuff to the staff. Wow. Yeah, a lot of calling people the N-word and stuff like that.

Dude, this guy rocks. But you know what's funny? Because I... D-lun-near-ha-ha-ha-ha. Just like Wolverine. Yeah, yeah. But I was... The Larry King didn't talk about that, where Larry King's like,

I hear you have a little altercation. And he's like, well, it's a perfectly simple, Larry. I was just with my wife, okay, and we were waiting an hour, all right, to get on the plane. I thought, well, maybe I'll have a little drink. I'm recovering alcoholic, and my wife doesn't like it. I thought just one little drinky poo. But, you know, hashtag airport pints, am I right, Larry? It's an Irish thing.

So I had, I drank three bottles of whiskey, broke one of the bottles over a, a sand person's head. Now, I didn't say sand person at the time. I said something else, but that's neither here nor there. Yeah. Man, looking up his, like, there's Wikipedia here.

That's just like, each one of those paragraphs is like, drunk in airport, drunken airport, DUI, drunk on a bus while he was on his way to the airport. I just don't like, just don't fly, man. Yeah, yeah. That's hilarious. That's obviously why his career never took off

because he's just too much trouble. Yeah, and he's trying to kill him. so a few times and why he's some miscarriages and the good Jesus Christ but just him

talking about he's so funny Larry King was like with an entire hour Larry okay had a few little drinks

okay and got a little altercation but it's all good now yeah yes don't ask him

about questions Larry you fucking yeah yeah I'll answer your questions when you can

stand up straight without any help you fucking cripple walk around like you little

gremlin you look like you work in Green God's bank you fucking God. Remember we watched

that movie with James Can remember that I watched that movie James Can was walking basically like a triangle

oh yeah he had the most fucked up back of everything that was crazy he was like yeah he was like

a fucking yeah like a man a T-square that's what he looked like yeah yeah it was weird

and we were just an acting choice and he's like walking it was like a lifetime movie it was a pure

cheap looking TV movie it was on Amazon Prime it looked real cheap and had

a bunch of people he never heard of before yeah and he was like the sex

appeal. Yeah, it was about old people banging. It was disgusting. That was his last movie, now he's dead. Yeah. Yeah, but it was weird. He was like, he was really hunched over to an absurd degree. Yeah, so we're just jumping around here. I watched the Accidental Love,

the David O'Russell movie. You know much about this? No. This leads in the James Cam, by the way. Oh, very good. So, accidental love, originally called Nailed. Going to be directed and written by David O. Russell, who, as we discussed before, was touching his little trans

nieces tiddies just to see what they felt like just you know make sure it's all above board I'm a film it's what Kubrick

would do you bitch let me touch yeah so let me smash they were making this in 2008

right right during the financial crisis so it affected the little people as well not just like

you know those fucking bus drivers and what Bernie Madoff that made this film

suck I have to disagree now I'm even being a bit contrarian I didn't think this movie sucked This movie has a terrible reputation

Yeah, I haven't seen it But when I looked it up, it's like 4.1 IMDB, like 8% rotten tomatoes But Tuller the contrarians Come in and it's like, it's a masterpiece You're all wrong and here's why Troglidates and Philistines Every one of you

Okay, so break it down for my brother man So they're trying to make this movie, okay? Before I get into the plot, try and make this The financial recession hits and no one gets paid and they shut down production like 14 times and the same because no one

like Jake Gyllenhaal's in it okay he's like where's my money and Jessica Beale in it by the way fucking hell she is a cracker man she is unreal yeah you ever see I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry oh man yeah yeah that's why

the heavies dude that's why I pretend to be gay I'm a gay fireman let me smash yeah yeah she's like she's like taking off her shirt, see the big tiddies, big juicy melons. Yeah. Yeah. That's what

they do in a round gays. They love that, yeah. Yeah, they get their minges out. It's like, ha, look at that. Look at that. You don't like it, do you? No, I don't. Ah, smell it. Smell it. It smells bad. I can smell it from here. Okay, so. So it shut down a lot. And then James Cairn was in the movie. Right. And he quit

over creative differences. Okay. Which is interesting because he quit because he didn't like the way his character dies. Huh. And we'll talk about how he was characterised later on. And I have a little opinion about why he didn't like, okay? It involves Tracy Morgan. Oh, yes. In a while since we've had some of Brian's theories, they're making a welcome return.

I have lots of theories, dude. After this, I've got so many theories, okay? Oh, so a lot of them just involved being like, women like it when you're mean to them. Yeah. That's mostly, yeah, yeah. Women like it. I'll tell you one theory you have, actually. If you go out to dinner with a woman, if she insists on paying, that means she needs.

everyone see you again. Oh, that's why I've learned. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If she splits it, it's okay. Yeah. Or if she accepts you paying it, that's great. That means she owes you pussy. Well, if she insists like, no, I'm paying it. That's her being like, look, I've done here. I owe you nothing. I'm leaving.

I'm going to leave with Chad. Yeah. I'm like, go, Chad, why you leave with Chad? Now, here's a question. So if you pay, she obviously owes you pussy. Yeah. But then when you work in the waiter's tip, it's like, what is it, 20%? She's got to give the waiter 20% pussy.

How does that work? She's got to get the waiter a rim job while I watch. He like, yeah, he gets to spell her pussy while he jerks off. I think that's 20%. But anyway, right there, maybe he drops the hand once. It depends how long. I was not good at fractions in school, so I'm not sure how the pussy tip for the waiters works. But I don't know.

yeah I should have got grimes you know anyway anyway so they replaced James can with James Brolin oh they were hoping no one had noticed pretty similar he's pretty good in the movie okay that's Josh Brolin's dad

exactly yeah now the movie is pretty fun premise Jessica Beale plays a waitress a skating waitress already pretty hot she's skating around in little dress all right yeah so you see she's like a kind of 50 style diner like an Eddie Rockets type place

yeah in present day but it's like a troll back kind of thing. You skate around and you hand food to people. Yeah. And in a little dresses. By the way, why was that a thing? That is so dangerous. It's like carrying a big tray of food is difficult enough. Why you got to put them a roller skikis?

I just make the waitress. I just make the waitress get hot soup all the time right. And I deliberately walk them go back and forth until eventually when them slips up. Yeah. It's burned her face. And it's the 50s as well. So she drops that in. You're legally allowed to beat the living shit out of her. You

pull off that roller skid and bash her pretty face in and they'll give you a medal. God it was a great time, huh? Move over, Neil Armstrong. One o'clock, two, a clack, three, a glack, five o'clock, six o'clock, six o'clock. While you're just like

crushing her skull with your boot. Ah, it was great. Justified. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So she is dating... Like separate water fountain. There are separate segregated waitress beating sections. Smoking her

non-smoking. Doesn't matter. You're getting fucked up, love. All right. So, sorry. She, do you line here with the plot, actually? No. Okay, so, it's pretty funny. She's a waitress, okay, and she's dating James Marsden. You know, Scyclops, all right? He's great in the movie as well.

He's the local cop and a little bit of a comedic figure, a little bit like, you know, slightly, he acts more manly than his. A bit of like a Mac and it's always sunny type, you know. He's, that James Morrison guy is very good at those roles. Like, he was the He was the white guy and the all-black American remake of Death at a Funeral, if I'm correct? Yes, yes, he are right, yeah.

And then he played like the older brother and sex drive. You ever see sex drives? Yes, I have, yeah. He's very funny in that. He is funny in this as well. It's weird when there's somebody who's like classically good-looking. He is insanely good-looking. Like Abercrobby and Fitch model just perfectly symmetrical facial features,

and then he's very funny as well. That shouldn't be allowed, Brian. should be illegal. Would you beat his face as well, would you? You know, the despicable? I'd beat his face with a wrench. He'd come out looking even more beautiful. And my wrench would probably look nicer as well. And I'd just be fatter and smellier. That's the world we live. Where's the justice? I want to know.

I ask you that. Anyway, sorry, back to this bill. So, it's all going well. Marston takes her out proposed to her in a fancy restaurant, okay? But does a guy with a nail gun, all right, fixed on the restaurant, he accidentally puts a nail in her head. In her head? Yeah, yeah, a nail goes in her head

from a nail gun. It goes into her brain, she goes, blah, like that, and pass it out. They get her to hospital, okay, and Bill Hayder's a doctor in there. Ah, great.

Pretty funny role, actually, yeah, yeah, yeah, so they're about to do surgery, then a woman runs him, like, wait, she doesn't have healthcare, and they all immediately drop all her stuff, like, get her out, get her fuck out, okay, yeah, yeah. So they just kick her out in the curb,

all right? It turns out, because it is not technically a life-threatening, just to nail in her head, but she can still, like, walk and talk. They're like, look, you're not technically going to die yet. Probably in about five months you'll die, but not now, so it's not our issue, okay? So the nail is, like, in her brain. Yeah, and it starts, it calls her to freak out journey as well.

Now, one thing I didn't like in the movie is, it's a little bit of a cheap kind of like, tame for comedy if to kind of give a joke to have her go, like, a bit crazy, a little bit, like, bit Jim Carrey, a little bit, like, real, like that. Interesting. She never really struck me as a wacky, physical, She's pretty funny in this. Is she? Yeah, yeah, boys.

Again, very beautiful person being funny. That's sick. It didn't get a low enough rating and rotten tomatoes, if you ask me. So then she meets a bunch of other people who are also in the same condition, okay? They also have, like, weird incidents. Like, weird things wrong with them, okay?

So Tracy Morgan's one of them. He's got, like, a weird foot or something like that. And they meet, you know, there's like a few character actors I can't take the names of, but you know him, okay? Like, one guy's a priest, he's got something wrong with his cock, or I. Of course. Okay, so it's all like...

There's a little. boy on it. Hey, oh. Hey, stop that, right? Oh, sorry, sorry. We'll cut that out. We'll cut that out. So, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you're in a middle. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry. You know what, I let, I didn't just let myself down. I let the fans. I let you down, Brian. It's inexcusable. It's an excusable. It's an excusable.

So then they all go to the White House, the campaign for free healthcare. Ah, okay. And they meet Jake Gyllenhaul, who is a sleazy kind of guy on the bottom rung of Washington trying to make his way up, you know? Right, right, right. And then meet James Brolin, who's the president. Oh, yeah. And there's a lot of funny stuff goes on. And I thought it was pretty, you know, it has the feel of a 30 rock episode.

So I'm not going to say it's like, hilarious, like, slap your knee and be like, this is great. Yeah. I've never slapped my knee in amusement. That's, I've never once done that. You haven't lived. No, you're right. Nothing's funny to me, Brian. I'm just dead inside.

I slap my cock when I find something funny. Now, one, now here. Here's the death bit, okay? Yeah. So they eventually, James Brolin's wife and it, the first lady, used to be an astronaut.

She's a female astronaut. And they're trying to push a space bill to get something built, like a space base, a space, like, army base on the moon, all right?

So we get that true, we get the healthcare thing through as well. So it has to have two things done, all right? You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. Right, right, right. But then the president chokes on a muffin.

jokes on a Girl Scout cookie That's it And Tracy Morgan does CPR Okay I'm thinking that James Can be like I ain't let

Yo You gotta stop squirming James Can I can't get my mouth around you You know I ain't no Sissy man Because he does give him

Like mouth to mouth Yeah I was thinking Was that what Because James Can Did say It was because of the death scene Yo if my son

Turned out to be a James Can I'd stab that motherfucker but okay forgot to mention one really cool thing in it I wouldn't put that

past James can't know to him I could see that yeah he's just slapping Tracy Morgan

around like godfather but one thing I forgot to mention is because of the nail in the head Jessica Alba gets super horny

whoa yeah yeah so there's a bit in it where like when she first meets Jake

John she like hey oh like that and just jumps them just start banging straight away now you don't see the

banging it's done comedically not sexy but it's a bit in it where like there's like imagine it's like there's just feet sticking out of air okay

like oh my god oh my god there's one little shot door ass just pops up all right and pops down again straight away but it's like Jesus

that's lovely there yeah you know it's great with the nail in the head you could hold onto it for leverage and really go to turn on it and like kind of fiddle around with it

as well yeah yeah you could hang your clothes on it while you're banging or you know if you didn't want to crease your shirt you could hang your hard hat on it you know

where you're off the site. Yeah, yeah, that's good. And then there's like a lot of like kind of wacky stuff going on where like they get involved with the Girl Scouts because the Girl Scouts, they have to raise money so the Girl Scouts get involved. It's like a kind of funny bit where like the media say all the Girl Scouts are lesbians.

Oh. Yeah, the cookies make you a lesbian, you know? And it's funny. There's some funny stuff like that. Like we had very 2008 kind of satire. Satire. Yeah, they're all dikes. Yeah.

Wow, very clever That's clearly a commentary on the Iraq war Yeah, it's well done David O'Ruswell There's one bit all right Where he's really distracting bit All right Where Jake Jalenhall quits He's like, I can't help you

And he goes to a man retreat Okay It's pretty funny kind It's like a man retreat We're all dressed up like wolves all right Okay Yeah And Marston shows back up

And he's like If I can win over Alba By helping her But I have to find my love rival Okay So Marston to find Jake Gyllenhaal at this man retreat and man

it's actually weird. It's very distracting. Jillenhall is shirtless in it. He is so ripped. Even though he's been playing like that I just don't know what to do. I just, a girl like her and a guy like me, I just don't think of it work, but he's like so he's, you know like South Paul? Yes.

He's more ripped than South Pole. Really? It's weird. And also like it's just so glistening. He was ripped in South Pole as well fucking shredded. That dude's a monster. Yeah. It's just glistening as well.

It's kind of twitching as he's talking. Yeah. And he's just like a marristen looks like a little twink in comparison. Maris looks like a piece of dog shit. You're worthless you are, a little slut, little bitch, little fucking whore. Jesus. I bet you, you know, Jillinghall got that ripped after Brokeback Mountain. He's like, never again.

I'll never let Heath Ledger overpower me again. That's why he killed Heath Ledger. You made me look gay and broke back Mountain. he put the pillow over Heath Ledger's head I can't quit you Yeah no You're I've seen

Jillyn Hall In South Bar shredded the bits So anyway The film was on the Cutting Room floor For ages, okay So film 2008 Got released

Released Straight the video In like 2015 Wow And by that stage David Russell He removed all Like his name is not

On the movie It's basically An Alan Smitty movie Right, right, right. And it's like, you can definitely tell, like, I'm interested in your take if you ever watch it. It's definitely, yeah, there's definitely some bits were like, they kind of cut, and it's like, okay, let's do that.

And it's like, what, what? You can tell, like, does some scenes not there? They've really tried their best to stick it together. Right. I was expecting to be way more of a mess. Okay. Because I didn't know that finished it. I thought this stuck together.

I thought they were shot, like, some of it. It was kind of abandoned halfway through and they just pieced it together. Yeah, but it does feel, it feels cohesive. So I think why I liked it, It's kind of like, say if I said, I gave you a sandwich, said I did a big shit in a sandwich, eat it now. And you took a bite and it wasn't shit, it was just kind of like

stale ham. Yeah. You know, you're kind of like, oh, oh, okay. You know, it's like what you're expecting. Now, if you're watching a cinema, if this is like the new Dave's a Russell movie, you watch it, you're like, oh, this is not great. It's even a weird choice for him to do like full-on wacky comedy.

It's full-on turkey rock. Yeah. And there's a lot of like Tracy Morgan just being Tracy. And I have to think that that's probably stuff that they were outtakes but they shove it in just to get it to like we need to hit the 90 minute mark it's barely 90 minutes but it has an ending like

and uh you know okay so David O'Roycell completely like disowned it there it was like it's not my movie I'm not involved in it at all yeah I just put together by I think like 30 people just all came together into room just trying to stick it all together like that Carmode didn't like it

what's he know fuck him Mayo probably loved it Mayo's the rail genius It's so funny that You know They'll take a piece of shit like that They'll glue it together And churn it out

But something like bat girl They put 90 million into it's like Nah fuck it Let's just scrap it all together David O'Russell's had an interesting career Though He's made some very good films And then obviously

His personal life is somewhat You know Suspect I guess you could say But yeah I've heard he's very difficult to work with He creates a very difficult to work with he creates a very sort of toxic, abusive environment. He's that old school director where it's like,

yeah, I'm going to call you a cunt and make you cry and get good performance out of you properly. Yeah, yeah. And you don't get a good performance out of you? At least I made you cry. I shall you devolved you, you big cunt. That's really what he's trying to do. He just wants to have people to have mental breakdowns. Did he do the fighter?

Was that David O'Rossela? Yeah, I think it was actually, yeah. Yeah, I watched the fighter a while ago. You did watch the fighter. I liked that. I didn't know anything about it. I didn't know it was a true story. I didn't know...

Fucking Christian Bail is fantastic, man. He's so good. He's so good. He's so good. Yeah, David O'Russell. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's so good. Like, he's so good.

I saw that when it came out. I need to rewatch it, actually. But I remember watching it and I was like, holy fuck, Christian Bail rocks. You know, it's so funny, when you watch him and Walberg together, it's like, one of these guys is British. Like, one of these guys,

it's really tried hard to play like, Boston Scumbag. Yeah. And the other one's just Mark Wahlberg. Who is a Boston's gunbag. Yeah, like, it's insane how good. Like, Bale is more Boston. Yeah.

Yeah. He just is one of those actors that just has this almost superhuman ability to absorb the character. And it really sort of permeates into the fiber of his being, Brian, transcends the sort of the mortal restrictions of blood and bone, physiology, psychology, these things being nothing to that man he is an artist he is a god among men oh so you see that one who he got fat as shit that was fucking awesome doing

hey everybody I'm the vice president and I'm a big fat fucking asshole that shit was so funny dude that shit rock bro yeah man well like you look at that like the fighter and then fucking vice and then like American Psycho and so even say like machinist

yeah I mean machinist yeah that was like absurd. I don't think any... Like, that's the skinniest I knew one ever got. Like, those Holocaust guys, they're like, what the boy? Oh, my God. Give him a seed with you something. Oh, you're emaciated. Oh, you look terrible.

You look disgusting. But I was going to make a point, but that made me laugh. Sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah. I kind of went off in one there. But, like, the fighter was great. And it's based on true story as well. I haven't watched the actual documentary. I like the movie so much. Sometimes I like a

movie, I kind of want to watch the documentary know the facts. I rather live in my little reality of lies. Your little fantasy land. Yeah, exactly. That's like, you look at a trokra box, it's like, ha ha, that's funny. You don't want to watch... Is that Christian Bale, is it? I am the fighter. Please

give me a sandwich. I think Bail says he's going to stop change his body for roles. I think you have to once you hit a certain age. But I think he's just naturally skinny. You haven't seen Ford versus Ferrari. No. But I think he's, like, kind of skinny in that,

but that's just what he is, like... Yeah. He's just much skinnier, you think. Like, him, like, even, like, him was, like, Bruce Wayne or American Psycho. That's him, like, putting muscle on and really try. Yeah, I mean, he's fucking shredded. He's kind of gaunt looking normally.

Yeah, yeah. He's an interesting guy, man. Like, that Amsterdam movie coming out, that's, like, his natural body type. That's going to be David or Russell as well. Yeah, exactly. He likes it. He likes Russell, yeah.

And even though he's... American Hustle? David Russell, Christian Bail. Yeah. Bustle Hossel. what, I don't know He was hustling that girl's tits Yeah, yeah

Yeah, what is the I know we went in here before But break it back For me real big Tell me every episode His 17 year old Trans niece was doing workouts He was like

Give me a feel of those fake tits And he's a real tits I don't know what He'll have their face You're just dead name or tits I'm just dead tits Those tits are a he They slash them titties

Yeah you can see their I was just like Yeah, fake tins Cell phone titty You know Here's the thing I was thinking about recently

It's like Go on here Hit me brother Yeah I don't care if you're Trans or Chinese Alright Just don't be a cunt

Alright And the Chinese Learned a long The Chinese people Okay They work in the factories And they keep quiet All right

Trans people Always yapping away Yeah Yeah Yeah Like to see them down the factories Oh you'd never hear

The end of it But it's almost like I think With trans people sometimes Like you got You don't get What you deserve

You know You gotta try and take more. So let's say, okay, let's say I'm hungry and you have a big full dinner there. If I just reach for the carrots, you'd be like, no. But if I'm trying to get all the food,

you're like, Brian, stay away and I'll get the carrots where you're not looking. That's what trans people are doing right now. Trying to get all the rights, okay? They're trying to get basic human rights like greedy little pigs. No, human rights are the carrots,

all right, but they're going for the chocolate as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They want the Netflix deals. Eat your, Carrots and shut up. Carrot and stick. Oh, the stick's long gone, my friend. Way-oh.

I think I made a good point there. It's always like, look, I can't understand white people. What? I can't understand white people. I'm in the center of the white people tornado. Right. Trans people don't understand themselves. You know, or black people as well.

Or Jews. Good. Lay it all out, finally. A real history of the world here. Oh, she's talking about N-CAD killing people. Yeah, you were telling me all about. Yeah, apparently NCAD. Oh, what are we?

Now are we? Well, 51 minutes. Oh, okay, perfect. Yeah, we got to do shows. Well, I got to do a show. Yeah, I was like, yeah, I could ask, hey, do you want to emce a gig today? I was like, yes, I do. Oh, finally a reason to get out of bed.

And then they text who's like, no, we got someone better. Go back to bed, fucking freak. What's funny is, I was like, do you want a bottle of wine? You're like, no, I'm working tonight. I can't. I have to work on my crap. Brian, bringing joy to the masses. And then you can find the text,

like, where's that wine? Give me my wine. Just give me a bottle of wine. I'm going to go for a drive to the river. Yeah, going to go for a swim with all my possessions still in my pockets. James, left your shoes on. Oh, no.

You can't go swimming with your car keys. Oh, no. It doesn't matter if his car keys get wet, does it? He's not going to need them again. Oh, well. That away. So, yeah, NCAD are murdering their students. Apparently, I think I have to put, I don't think they'll sue us, okay, but, but allegedly in all this, okay.

No, I've got, I've got... I'm going to edit out the word allegedly. They are full on doing it, folks. Put the N-word in instead. That's what the end in NCAD stands for. I look the cat. Hey, will I let her in? Yeah, let her in, actually, yeah.

You later on what I talk about this. So I've gone inside track in NCAA cad, all right? I've heard that the lecturers are all incompetent All right So what they do is Instead of giving you a valid criticism Just bully it

Basically what Kubrick did the shelly of all Okay They bully you until you kill yourself That's great So you kill yourself You're graduating NCAD So they're all kind of like J.K Simmons and Whiplash

They're all doing that But it's not Miles Teller It's us All right So it's way more depressing There's no good result in it Right So there's three people

Who kill themselves so far But when you go to the guards The guards are in Cahoooo with N-CAD, all right? So they cover up the suicides. Wow. Yeah. Now, you obviously can't reveal your sources, but so you've heard that this has happened

at least three times? At least three times, but probably, I'd say, about 20. Yeah. All together. Again, allegedly all this. Probably three a year. Just for goofs. Three a minute.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, like, it sounds like a big nonsense class for, like, rich people if your dad's a minister. So it's kind of good that they kill themselves in a way. Man, I'm sorry, NCAD, ARCH students, like, go, fuck yourselves. Yeah. Most pretentious vile,

contemptuous conflaps that ever walk the fucking earth and if they all fucking rope themselves heck, more the better I say. More pain for me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No cunts allowed to not die. That's what NCAD stands for. But I'm dyslexic so, you know, you can't give out to me

for getting it wrong. NCAG stands for they're all cunts. I, look here, obviously I'm Josh and a little bit because I did film studies. So obviously I'm as worthless as any of these N-CAD people. And I had lectures

that were like sort of very verbally and emotionally abusive saying oh, this is terrible. You're an idiot. Take it out now. Oh, what? Oh yeah, four and a half inches

erect. You'll never be a filmmaker. I went to the police. I was like, hello, officer. but yeah okay so break it down for me a little bit that's all I have

that's all you have yeah I'll do more research but I kind of don't want to rock the bolt too much you need to go undercover as an art student yeah you need to go all fucking

I'll die my hair blue and kill myself right speaking of which what does this story now about this old freak that went back to school

it's like oh yeah documentary about this old fella I haven't watched it yeah there's some Scottish guy apparently was like 35

and he went to school. It's like, I'm fucking 12. Secondary school. Yeah. That's the thing. Like working class Scottish people. All the 12 year olds look like

coal miners from the 70s anyways, so nobody can really tell the difference. Well, I'm going to see what else. I'm going to see before we go. It's on any other else. So the Rose of Trilly was on. Oh, yeah. Need one.

Yeah, yeah. I don't realize there's so much shit outside of the actual competition. What do you mean? Like all the stuff like, all the like the parades and stuff. Oh, actually I heard, sorry, didn't interrupt you. a teenager was raped

very close to where they had the ceremony oh really? Like apparently yeah like this intrali very close to what But yeah so there you go That's the type of people The Rose of Trilly attacks Or attract sorry

And attacks And attacks Yeah yeah yeah Oh a bit of Marvel minute actually I go on why not I stuck off enough of that teenager getting raped Yeah yeah more important Now to the real hard hitting news

She Hulk I'll tell you, she wouldn't let that happen. No, she'd probably defend the rapist. Yeah, she just loves the money. Well, I show you a bit of Dr. Strange. Last time you were here. Dr. Strange. Remember I showed you Dr. Strange in a multi-person madness?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He didn't like Professor X. You were making fun in Professor X. Because he was in a big fucking yellow go-card. He looked like an imbecile. But that's what he... A buffoon. He wore that, he had that in the cartoon.

In the cartoons, yeah. In the cartoon, it doesn't look out of place. Because everything else is animated. Yeah. Then he comes in. in this fucking. When he wheeled in, people cheered in the cinema. He's like a it's a Fiat Ponto with the roof cut off

man, it's ridiculous. He wheeled in, okay, there's a guy behind me goes, girl for like, it's like the cartoon, it's like the cartoon, you fucking bitch. Wake up! He kept hitting her and he didn't stop. Did you get a giddy little thrill when Xavier came rolling on the screen? I didn't start

moonwalking on one day, do you? Now what a bit good if he comes rolling out and they start instead of dunla-lo-n-n-n-n-they start going Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling. Yeah! Limp biscuit, man. Limp biscuit are back.

Woodstock 99 is showing us all that Limp Biscuit, they rocked back then and they rock now. And if you don't think so, you're a dork. You see, Kid Rock actually was telling people to get their cocks out his last gig. Really? Yeah, yeah, pretty wild. Cox out for DeSantis. Yeah, exactly.

He's a big Trump guy now, Kid Rock. Oh, what about, I think DeSantis is taking over, though. Yeah. What are you thinking to Sanis 2024? I'm putting money on it man on Paddy Power over there I'm like DeSantis They're like what

DeSantis come on You just The Santis to win the Premier League You just go and wait outside the Paddy Power Like you're the little dog in Futurama You just lie there and grow old DeSantis 2024 But yeah

So I showed you some Doctor Strange You were not transfixed by it No You found it kind of hard to follow And full of CGI nonsense Yes Well also because you didn't started at the start either. You went about

half an hour in and said, come on pay attention. Follow. You haven't seen Wonder Vision, you fucking get the back of my hand. That's red Scarlet Witch or whatever the fuck. What does she call? Scarlet Witch. Scarlet Witch. Olson right there. Olson. I show you saw you see all the Illuminati.

So Professor X is part of Illuminati. Yeah, yeah. Captain Britain and Black Miss Marble or Captain Marble or some shit like that. And Mr. Fantastic. Yeah. Stretchy man, you know. Oh, John Krasinski. Yeah.

Show you that. Don't like him. And we're watching a little bit of Shehulk there. So Shehulk at the moment is pretty good as well. Yeah. And I'm reading the new Spider-Man comic. I'm sorry, though, but like She-Hulk attorney at law. And like she's green in the courtroom representing her clients.

Like, that is like something you'd see in a mad TV sketch. But it's like completely unironically like, oh yeah, this is great. This is great. It's powerful. Yeah. I love it. Yeah. I actually very much enjoy it.

And you got Tim Roth. Well, he's good. Yeah, yeah. I like Tim Roth. It's won you over. He's got a bit of money anyway. That's the thing. They have all these dog shit fucking stupid Marvel things.

But then they get the old white waspy British actors for the cynics like me. So they're throwing Tim Roth or David Thuleus and they'll be like, oh, I can't resist. Oh, perhaps just one, maybe. And then you're just watching the whole thing. I'm getting, I'm getting she-hulk tattoos on my kneecaps. it's knee Hulk It's knee Hulk Sheenie Hulk

Oh sheenie No no I didn't mean like that No that's a slur Sheehol curse Yeah Sheenie Before we go real quick Anything else to talk about

So I think we've gone through everything there That was a great time I did watch milk But we're talking about milk in the episode Yeah We need a full episode from milk That's right Gary Busey was raping someone

Oh yeah Jonah Hill's anxiety they're connected perhaps perchance man that Jonah Hill thing makes me sick what is that exactly he's doing a documentary

about his anxiety when he's making like you know knocked up when he's feeling depressed yeah it's like they made fun of me

for being fat it's like well yeah that's the gag fool yeah it's like oh I'm sorry you know how many fatties are getting

made fun of and not been paid millions of dollars you know how that feels Mr. Hill. You know what it's like to be in Tesco at the self-service checkout and then something doesn't scan

properly? So you have to ask for assistance and she's hotter than she deserves to be working in Tesco and she's like, oh, you look like your man from super bad. I was like, just let me have my rotissory chicken that I found

in the reduced to clear section because it's gone out of death. You dropped the chicken on the floor and it's all over the page you got to eat it off the floor I heat it off the ground with my hands tied behind my back and you all gather out

and point and laugh Don't look at me I knew I should have went to Dunstores This is a disgrace