Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 168 : Brando's Death Camp Boogie

Episode Date: September 6, 2022

We go to Germany with Brando and his mental family.

All right. All right. This is the free one guys who are a talk about there. Yeah. We were downstairs. This is pretty cool. We're watching Dexter's Lab.

Yes. Yeah, we got really in Dexter's Lab there for a bit. Dexter's Lab was awesome and there was a great joke in it. Yeah. So like the opening scene, you just see it's in Dexter's living room. And all you see is his parents. You see their legs in the air. And all you hear is the mother going, I don't think that's going to fit.

Yeah. And the dad's like, oh, just, I just need to. bend it and then it pans down they're playing Twister pretty sexual joke for like because it's like oh no I don't think it's going to fit and we all

I'm being raped it plays Twister so it's okay you're sticking in a big cock in my asshole was Twister so it's okay yeah it is a play on it is subversion D-D my parents are having sex he's got a weird accent

I don't think I know when I was a kid how weird the accent is and how like in Congress it it's hard to pin down it's like kind of like Eastern European French German it's a lot going up and down it's like a mad scientist accent but it's going up and down does not

sound like the father or the mother or the mother you think's going on there oh he was adopted or I don't know and you were saying your dad didn't like Dexter's lab he wasn't a Dexter fan that was just an example but like you know because it's sort of like weird and out there he's, you know, it's a kid with a big lab

under his house and there's robots and aliens. So I'd be watching that type of stuff as a kid and my dad had come in and say, what the fuck is this shit? Fucking stupid, fucking nonsense. Would you weigh outside and fucking do something? You're useless, cunt. No, dad, I'm watching Dexter's Lab.

It's awesome. I remember I was like 21 and I had a South Park t-shirt. And he was like, you're a fucking grown man wearing cartoons on your t-shirt. You're fucking used to He, uh, he took his shoe with quite a lot of things. Do you think your dad would like walk around Dublin in 222?

I think I, I think my dad got out at the right time. It wasn't getting better for him, you know? He saw the writing on the walls. And I'm trying to mean. Sometimes I walk around Dublin, I'm like, is that person mentally disabled or are they being really fashionable right now? Yeah. It's quite hard to tell. It is, isn't it?

Like, just someone, I saw someone there. Just wearing, like, teeny tiny little shorts and this big, like, fucking Columbine-style trench. coat made out of denim. Right. I like one round and I don't know what to think. A lot of them look like Robocop 2. Remember that gang? The splatterpunks. They're all walking

out with their big green hair and piercings and tattoos but their accountants are fucking yes I'm a physical therapist and lifestyle coach. Yeah, yeah. It's just a fucking never-ending parade of freaks in this city. And it used to be

like you grow up and you're like, oh my God, can you believe had a mohawk back in the day now they still got the mohawks and other things as well that's right fucking granny's

got a septum piercing she got a fucking granny keeps her tits out to show her pierced nipples and no one

likes it no he got nipple piercings and labia piercans and a big chain that connects

the two yes it's uh no I don't think my dad would have really fit in with the new

with new Ireland you know the hip new emerging uh pluralist society that we've and it keeps getting newer it does it does i mean i always considered myself to be uh somewhat of a a radical liberal you know uh open-minded free spirit but even you know i walk around and i feel my reaganomics just sort of just sort of surge up i'm like what the fuck is this you know what i mean yeah i'm definitely become i think everyone becomes more

conservative. You know, the Churchill quote, you know, like every one with a heart should be a liberal when they're younger and anyone with common sense should be a conservative when they're older or something like that, yeah. And what I meant is like putting kids in camps

and stuff like that. So that's what I'm saying is I want more kids in camps. I mean, if you're not a rebel in your 20s, you've got no heart if you're not, uh... Yeah, well, I said, but more, but more closer to what the actual truth was. I kind of freestyle then was like,

you know, church was like, bitches ain't shit. Yeah. If you're not a rebel in your 20s, you got no hard if you're not corporate in your 30s, you got no braids. He was a big fatty who's depressed all the time. I was. I'm not going to listen to him. He was like, oh, the black dog.

A fat alcoholic who was depressed and made working class children fight to their death on the beaches. Oh, he's also about the black dog as well. The black dog is cool for depression. Yes. The black dog from Africa, you know? The big African

black dog. It's around, hanging in the shops, I feel scared when I go shopping. Pearl Winston Churchill, you know. Actually, talking about Kids in Cajun that, I was talking someone recently, I won't say who, like, well, his brother works, he does the tech for ice. Oh, the immigration department? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So they literally, like, you know, like,

you know, like, do you have the immigration control enforcement or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Exclamation mark. Yeah, but like, you know, like, all the data and stuff like that, the collective, like, you know, we got three browns. So he's like IBM, the Holocaust basically. Exactly, yeah. He is facilitating. He loves every minute of it, by the way. Like, yeah,

he's never not dancing. God, I really missed out. I should have learned to code back in the day, you know? You know, it's funny. It's like, you know, the coal miners like, oh, it can't work no more. Like, learn the code, boomers. Like, okay, I will then, yeah. Oh, is it good enough for you, is it?

Is this better than working down the scary mind? Oh, you don't want them to learn to code because, oh, ho. I mean, tell you. There'll be no green hared eye if they're rolling the roof. Well, they keep making robots racist. Oh, yeah? Yeah, I was watching the X-Files episode recently. They came out a few years ago.

They're talking, it's true, though. They have AI robots, okay? And I turn on AI robots. I'm like, oh, what should we do? And they're like, you know, just like, everyone? Not everyone. I think you know who I'm talking about. Well, yeah, like that's sort of predictive programming

or like, what is it, pre-crime or future crime? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, it's like, it's biased because it's honky professors. It's an algorithm that is just going on sort of data and the statistics. Facts, yeah. Well, the truth. Yeah, I mean, there are a lot of mitigating circumstances that the AI wouldn't be able to take into account, you know.

They're just going purely off numbers, and if you do that, then, yeah, you're, you know, you're going to get in some, Very interesting territory. But that's what the coal miners are doing now. That's what I'm saying. And my friend's brother is doing that as well. Well, good.

So that's Dexter's lab there, yeah. So Dexter invented a racist robot there. Deity, my robot does not like a new boyfriend, Deity. We have to hide the silverware when he comes around. Didi, get him out of my lab. The only way he gets into my lab is if he's in a test tube, Didi. I'll put him in a beaker So we have a lot of stuff talking with this episode

Yes We got some movies, chat about Yes I want to talk about the island of Dr. Monroe Okay Directed by, well originally directed by Richard Stanley Now do you know much about Richard Stanley

I do not Richard Stanley is like a wizard slash director Okay And his mother was a witch And I think he came from a very good family I think Because only like

If you come from a good family You can be a wizard, okay? come from a bad family your postman you know he's like yeah and I can make your post disappear

you twat I needed that now a wizard what does that mean he loves spiritual you know ceremonies and he does like

Wiccan stuff well Wiccans are lady wizards I think yeah but he does like a lot of ceremonies like pagan rituals fucking Illuminati blood sacrifice

Not that That'd be too cool Oh he just like Carfamette No no the other way like some people do like the sacrificing children he does like card tricks where he puts a card out of your ear and it's the wrong card

half the time that's that he does okay check your asshole oh my god but he wore like a cowboy hat alright and lots of chains what kind of wizard a fucking broke back Martin Mr. T wizard is this

cowboy hat and chains and he was British as well yeah hello they are my wizard direct the movie I mean that sort of ties into what we were talking about earlier people that just, they have to fling so much shit at the wall to see what sticks, because they themselves

are so devoid of any actual personality or charisma. It's like, I'm a cowboy wizard with chains and piercings and three different colors in my hair. I'm also a hippie. I like weed, but I'm also straight edge. And yes, my

dad runs a movie studio, but that's not how I got this job. It's because I'm so cool. So, Richard Stanley, he did a movie called Hardware. Hardware you probably

haven't heard about it about a killer robot No I haven't racist? No

no a killer robot that was like not problematic okay so like it kills

some people and eventually I think the police shoot or something like that so

low budget movie did very well right critically a big hit considering

how little money to spend on it yeah critical and commercial success

an indie darling Indie darling now wasn't aiming for art house okay it was like

I will destroy people and then like oh my god and the tit falls out you know the robot tries to destroy the high school yeah i will titty fuck you to death oh no i don't think it's gonna fit and we're not playing twister and then he did another movie was like uh it was like a interesting i want to watch it's like a

cowboy serial killer movie okay so it's about like cowboys trying to chase a guy who's basically serial killer and he's going around town to town killing people kind of like unforgiving in the way you know okay yeah yeah yeah so it was a little bit more serious than a killer robot a set like in the old wild wild west yeah yeah and he did and that was also pretty successful not as critically successful as hardware uh it's called something like

uh sun dial or something like that I forget exactly right yeah dusk sun or the town that dreaded sundown no it's not uh seven bride seven brothers so he did two you know small enough budgets did pretty well they did pretty well they made money

it's all the marries this town okay buddy made money so then he was like listen I want to make the wizard that run the movies studios. I don't like wizard. You know, that's what Brando said.

Remember that? Remember Brando's on Larry King is like, wizards control Hollywood? Because wizards still milking all the Holocaust sympathy. Oh,

can I talk about Jerry Schnell for a minute, actually. Whoa, that was a real hard. Jerry Schnell. Yeah, Jerry Schnell.

He was on Chapo recently. He's apparently he's a writer. Okay. And he wrote a book about going to different death camps

Okay So Auschwitz and the other ones Dachau and all that Yeah As a tourist And he's talking about the tourism industry For these places Right

That's interesting And he's kind of like Very yeah He's a comedy writer or think I don't know what he's written But like he's a pretty funny guy In the podcast Yeah

He was talking about how like You'd be amazed You'd think like Go into Dachau or Auschwitz It'd be very somber kind of thing You get there Yeah Some people like

Oh my you can still feel It's something about the energy here you can tell, like, bad stuff happened here. He says it's a lot of fat tourists who are like, I heard about this thing on the history channel. It's been pretty wild. I thought I'd check it out. Hey, I mean, this shit didn't even

happen, right? I mean, come on. Well, he said, as well, those few... This is a bunch of fat pigs on mobility scooters, eating fucking cheese fries in a room full of shoes and hair. Yeah, yeah. Well, he was saying a lot of them were like, there's no wheelchair

ramps here for, like, they're fat people scooters. So it's actually like Auschwitz is problematic because of that, right? Hashtag cancel

Auschwitz. I used to say as well it's pretty funny. There's one bit in a room okay and there's like

there's marks in the wall of people trying to scratch to get out okay and one goes like that's fake. That's fake.

They put it there to get money. Yeah, that's the only thing that convinced the world the Holocaust happened. A few scratches

on the wall. And also you're saying a lot of people there were like this is where the film should this is very cool and a tour guy was like

well actually Leem Neeson stayed in the hotel down there and like what? And we all went to the hotel instead to see the room where Leemason stayed in I have a particular set of jews I'd be yeah yeah if it just got released

that'd be pretty funny yeah if it was 2008 again yeah God things would be so much better I really had it all going for me in 2008 Brian less freaks and more taken. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, I always see, I have a particular Shetton Jew. I've never seen it. I saw you need it. Yeah, is that it? I want to do the whole speech, but make it more shinders, misty. Jew, Jew, Jew, that's it. Red balloon. Red Jew. Yeah, yeah. I don't know

Jew you are. And he was saying it's like they sell lots of stuff, okay? Yes. In the place, okay? Right. And they sell books. And there's a lot of, like, history books but they also sell like

Jewish fiction Philip wrought and Woody Allen wow yeah so birds of fetters apropos and not on

you can get that yeah in the hall in the in the in the debt camp right there and have little

chuckles you're reading it and I heard they have they sell birth control there

called plan cyclone B people students students of history will love

that but sadly yeah you know what like Zyclone B because Zycline A wasn't deadly enough. Is that right? So B is like second attempt right there. That's awesome. I told the girl that one time when she didn't give a fuck. I want

some Cyclone T and A baby. So they sell like literature from Jewish writers in the Holocaust Museum. Also he's saying a lot of you know because he was honest, the writer Jerry Schnell. This

is around time of Trump okay like 2016 or so. Yeah. He was like I'm going to do okay. Go over there and write just really cool book and I'll make comparisons between Hitler and Trump never been done before, okay? I know, but he was like,

he realized pretty quick that was gay, like, fucking hacky bullshit. And he said most of the Jewish people he met who there were Trump supporters anyway, like...

Really? Yeah, yeah, a lot of them were big fans of that. Wow. The Texas, oh, the Texas. And a lot of these tours were away, they're only deck camps. Don't go anywhere else.

You get in a bus, okay? Go to one deck camp, then the other, a few smaller ones. and then you go home. Yeah, so how far away is Auschwitz from Daco? It's like a good few days. Like, it's a couple of weeks you go all around the place.

Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, all over Germany and the outside Germany. It's pressing, isn't it? A little bit of a downer, yeah. Yeah, yeah. And he was also talking about how, like, you know, Hitler had a stage in his life where he was getting Bulgarian shit and take ingesting it.

Bulgarian... Peasant shit. Feses. Yeah, Bulgarian, pheasant. P-C... P-C... Pfeasies. P-eas-ed penishes. Fecis gone mad. Yeah, yeah. Oh, you gotta give it up for that kind of wordplay, folks.

Okay, so how, first... I'll get to the Y in a second. How was he... Now, eating, eating, smoking, snorting? No, I wouldn't smoke it, James. Did he put it back up his ass? Actually, some people do that in the modern times. What?

it's like feces therapy like a feces suppository yeah yeah this is a real thing shove a lump of shit up your ass

you get an ass literally healthy shit from let's say Tom Brady or whatever to fuck yeah

and you show up your ass yeah and the stuff in his shit will actually go into you and give you

a healthy kind of a boost right there wow this is real that's the real thing to do that's I didn't

I thought that's how you get like what's that that's why gays are so healthy what that fucking not

sepsis ah what's the word when you drink shit if there's water that you drink and it has shit yeah

I know what you're talking about you get in Mexico a lot what is it fucking diarrhea I don't know look it up

or nah forget it yeah people know what they're talking about yeah you get poorly you get sickly

yeah you get tummy ache right you get a headache so there's rich people out there picturing this and these people

who lecture us about you know this and da right in specifics alright but like these people talking about

no I'm sorry we have to lock it up I'm sorry you keep talking it's gonna annoy me yeah you're okay you're shaking and drooling

and shivering like a dog you find on the street so there's people out there I'm saying who they show up healthy shit up their arse and they get

young people blood injected in them they actually don't get ejecting them they have like a young person just standing there and they have pipes attached to young person and they get the young person

who like push-ups and the blood goes into him right there. Now, have you found it yet? You look very concerned. Dysentry. Dysentry. Okay. You know what was fooling me? I thought it would be a way more complex Latin-sounding. That's why it was annoying me because I knew it was simple and it's just I had a pure brain fart. See, that's what happens. I have all these racist voices in my head. It pushes out good information. Now what did you say? Go back to it because I was ignoring you on purpose. That last thing you said. Say it again. So I'm just saying there's a lot of rich people out there

that inject themselves with young people's blood well yeah baby blood blood transfusions but no it's not but like they they actually

1776 he's back people but they actually will have pipes to the kid or child or like teenage or whatever

yeah and they'll have the guy doing like push-ups and stuff so the healthier blood goes in like wow

yeah more blood wow what about jerking off that could work as well you might as well you might as well you might as well give a good old

college try yeah yeah yeah but anyway so yeah they give Hitler a Bulgarian peasant shit, all right?

I'm sure you said, but I wasn't... Because the doctor said that Bulgarian peasants deal with so much shit and they live in such shitty environments okay, but they keep going, so let's get some of the energy and put in the furor right there. And they give it to him like, you know what I like you give a pill and some butter for a dog?

Yeah? Not like that, but it would be something like they kind of put it in something nice. And he eats the shit. So they sprinkle shit on his cereal? Yeah, or like, you know, give a muffins, like shit in the middle of it, like. A brand muffin. Why couldn't they just take blood transfusions? Surely that would make more sense.

They're giving blood transfusions as well and they're giving met and everything. Wow. Hitler is on loads of shit, man. Hitler is a bro. Snooch is a newt man. He could party darn. He gave Hunter S. Thompson a run for his money.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fear and loading, like. We were just outside Las Vegas when the Bulgarian shit kicked in. Oh! So that's Jerry Schnitz. Interesting book,

yeah. His book, I think it's called... It's a Shat country. Hey? Hey?

Come on, people! Hey! Oh, come on. What? Now, let's all take a second to savour that.

Hmm. Hmm. You haven't read the book that. You're missing out. Now, Jerry Schnell. That's Jerry Schnell. That's interesting.

That's called. 999. 999. I like that. I like that. I like that. It's called it something 999

phone and adventurers and death camps. I assume this is sort of like, you know, it's a sort of satirical deconstruction of the whole The tourism industry, yeah, exactly. Death tourism. Yeah, I think it's what you call it. There's a thing called dark tourism.

Yeah, yes. That's all based around us. You go to Dair, you go to that funny fella, Paul Pot. Yes. You kind of see what he did over there. Yeah, or like you go to like serial killers' houses or their breeding grounds. There's a whole bunch of different shit like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like Louie had that bit as like. Imagine going back and telling people on Auschwitz, you know, someday people are going to buy tickets to come here. It does seem very sort of disrespectful to be like, oh, we're going on holidays to Oshitz. Also, a lot of these companies, by the way, they're not even Jewish connected. It's just like, fucking like, it's just Frank from Dublin, you know.

He's just like, ah, let's give it an old goal. How often do they get, like, Holocaust deniers coming in there, being like, fake. Actually. Yeah. Hashtag fake and gay. Holocaust didn't happen, Bazinga. He also said that it was pretty wild.

He went to McDonald's. In Auschwitz? A pretty close outside Auschwitz. A drive-thru McDonald's in Auschwitz. What was that clown doing? Yeah, yeah. Oh, wow. He went to one close by and a bunch of skinheads there.

Really? They were like, are you Jewish, like that? Like, kind of like just, you know. Let's just hang out here, fellas. I'm sure one of them's going to come by soon. They love the smell of McDonald's. Donald's tastes like money. They think the big

M stands for money. So what are we talking was that also, Richard Stanley, that's a yeah. The Dr. Monroe guy. Yeah, you took a hard sharp left. I took a hard end turn right there.

That was a hard ER right there. So he was like, look, I've done two movies that made money. Let me do the island of Dr. Monroe. And he was a real freak for this, by the way. He loved the book and he'd watch all the movie version so far even like the uh there's like a mexican one and a french one and like a ben like a brazilian one or whatever the fuck like that you watch all in the silent movies he loves island dr monroe who is the the author of those h g wells hg wells

the time machine yes bitch yeah yeah yeah yeah so he's a very like well regarded well respected english sci fi writer yeah yeah exactly yeah yeah so he puts together these drawings and the show the drawings in a documentary watched, okay, called Lost Souls. Yeah, these were like storyboards. Storyboards, yeah. But he put again, that's what we call it in the base, Brian.

Yeah, I'm like, these drawie woeys, yeah. It's like a film, but they're not moving. They're still. But instead of cameras, it's pencils. So they show the still pencil film thing. Yeah. Storyboards. A page is like a DVD player.

Oh, why won't it work? You just draw a shitty Spider-Man on a page. I want to watch Homecoming. Come on. It's not working. Yeah. These storyboards, by the way, look amazing and really cool. He wants to go all out. And he's these incredibly cool drawings of like these cool looking beasts and they're all like doing cool stuff.

And like, you know. But it's not just like in the movies like dog. people. Like bird people and tiger people and tiger people were like tigers but with faces as well, you know? Just real quick,

for anyone who doesn't know, the island of Dr. Monroe is about sort of animal human hybrids. Yes. So, it's like mad scientists. Dr. Monroe. He's making like pig men and dog women or just women, as we call them. The whole plot is. Cadden can't be stopped.

Dr. Monroe is just the tagline. Dr. Monroe turns beasts into men and turns himself into a god. Nice. And he creates this whole world there's a common around society

because are we just a beast in human form? Yes, we are. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Us? Yes, most definite. Oh, oh! I got the dog in me.

We're the dogs, bro, the canned dog. So, um, it goes well. Oh, oh, woof, woof, woof, it's me the cat dog. Arr,

garrr, I know. I swallowed some Lego. I have to go to the vet. no. If I put some Lego in my ass, will that push the one out of my mouth? I'm the dog. The big bad dog. I've swallowed a chew toy. Squeak, squeak. It's making my belly

old squeaky. I don't like it. Sorry, go ahead. These drawings get the attention of New Line Cinema. Yes. They were saying New Line Cinema, we're going through a weird phase right now. We didn't know exactly what they wanted to be. So New Line, this guy literally says it in this documentary you watched. New Line used to be, you have Robert England in the canteen every day dressed up like Freddy Kruger.

Yeah, right? Just serving like spaghetti bolognese. Exactly, yeah. And that was what they made. Chopin a meatloaf with his finger knives. That was one day, okay? Then the next day, it was De Niro and Dustin Hoffman making Wag the Dog. So suddenly New Line had become like kind of semi

award bait, kind of like good movies that make money, but it's also like respected and well known. Yeah. But it was like kind of like hip, like scream was new life. Yeah, exactly. That's a great, much better example than Wag the Dog.

So, Neve Campbell and Dustin Hoffman, okay? And Shaggy, is it? Are you alone in the house? Are you alone in the house? I don't know what, yeah, that's not. Roger Moore. Oh, it's me, Dustin Hoffman.

So they get this idea to do Island Dr. Monroe. It's a big debate about where they're going to go artsy and Kuhl or Blockbuster. Yeah, yeah. Is this going to be, a cool British guy

like awesome kind of like interesting movie commentary Oscar bait or is this going to be like boom boom boom this summer the island so they were like California love boom boom boom boom boom down

yeah yeah Dr Island Monroe I got my bitches and my hose you know how it goes oh oh yeah yes that'd be good Snoop Dog Dr. Drey and Dustin Hoffman

Hey man I'm a highlight you for a minute dog Take a hit of this shit Oh yes I will I'll take a hit Ooh that's a good chronic there Oh yes So

So they said Let's do a compromise okay We'll do the We'll get the British freak All right But we'll have Brando Yes Brando again this is the 90s

He's still a little bit like Oh it's Brando Yeah yeah yeah That would fade away eventually, but... It had been fading. It was fade. Now, again, like,

Brando wouldn't accept it if it wasn't fading before. Yeah, exactly, yeah, yeah, yeah. So they were like, oh, look, we'll get Brando,

Bruce Willis, and James Woods. Nice. That is money right there. Fuck, just get James Woods. Willis and Brandon go fuck them so.

I love James Woods. Yes, he's amazing. And the more I see him, the more read his Twitter, the more I've never seen his films. I've just gone straight off his Twitter. The more I've seen his telegram or what a fuck.

Or Discord Whatever, yeah Yeah, yeah So I was going to be it there But then they were like Okay, these are three big names here This could become Our Star Wars, all right?

This British guy is too freaky It's going to get, he's too freaky We're going to get someone we can rely on Polanski Roman Polanski Yes, he's a good, honest man right there Yeah, yeah, yeah The 90s they're like

Polansky You can trust him He doesn't wear a cowboy hat When he raped that girl He did not wear a cowboy hat He's the real magician He made those allegations disappear, al-A-A-Cazoon. So, they're like, this is great.

And then Richard Stanley was like, hey, look, studio. Give me one chance to talk to Brando. Yeah. If Brando likes me, let's do this film, okay? Let me do the film. Brando, he's an agreeable fella. Yeah, exactly. I'm sure I can get it on side.

Well, what a real mixture of cunts in this film, okay? And just to go into Brando for a minute. Brando is a bit of a mood because two major things. Yeah. So, the first one was his son. I think Christian Brando had shot someone because he believed

that the guy was raping his sister. Yes. And eventually the guy, he got off, it wasn't like murder, he got like, it got like mild manslaughter.

I forget the name of it. Yeah, yeah. Like he didn't, did he do any jail time? I think the guy where he said the gun was an accident or something like that. Okay, yes.

So he maybe did like, you know, he wore like a fucking ankle bracelet for a week. Yeah. wasn't out ice cream for a week and he's like this sucks

dead I don't no sprinkles for you okay you want the banana split you can have the bananas with no sprinkles for you

look how I massacred my banana split oh yeah yep yep yep I like that I enjoy that so

what we say and the dart then commit suicide And what's funny is they actually buried the daughter in the crypt of the family of the guy who was molesting her, raping her over the fuck. Was he actually raping her? I know, it turns out she was a big dizzy broad.

Oh, okay. That's what the doctor said back then, yeah. She was a daft old bint. Yeah, she got conflustered. That's our medical. You're better off, I'd say, you know? Yeah. So this is like, so like Brown was a bit of mood now, okay.

But then Richard Stanley shows up and Richard Stanley kind of cheated because Richard Stanley called back to London and God's friend to do a special ceremony, a magical ceremony to win Brando over. Oh, like a fucking... They lit some candles and did a dance. They did like a satanic ritual.

No, sacrificing rabbit streams. No, but they used black magic. They use black magic. They use black jive magic. Yeah, they use hip-hop magic, all right? They use Snoop Dog magic. So they go to... This is very intimidating for a guy

who's done like two British movies, all right? Yeah. They go up to Brando's house. It's a Laurel Canyon. It's that David Lynch movie. Oh, Mulholland Drive. Yeah, Mulholland Drive, okay. So they go up to the Elephant Man house.

On a razor head road. Yes, sir. He looks freaky. So, yeah, Mulholland Drive. Yeah. Very famous. He's at the highest point. Right beside Nicholson, okay?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's like, load security in his big game. or I am big dogs to fucking bark you basically a concentration camp right and then they go inside and Brando's there and Brown is like he turns up the heat okay and he's like oh it's so hot in here

oh let's have a drink let's have this I don't want to talk about a movie yet so I want to have a drink want to relax and he just talks about apparently he does like the island of Dr. Monroe so can I talk about like like H.G. Wells and stuff like that and time machines and that's like a big

big conversation goes over hours and they had a publicist where she fell asleep because they weren't going on so long. As soon as she fell asleep Brandon was like, okay, let's talk about the movie business now. Now that the hole's gone to sleep. Yeah. And whatever weirdness

that Stanley had, Brando loved it. He was like, you're weird. I like this. Plansky's too normie for me, you know? He's a real square. He's a real stick. He likes playing by the rules. I myself, I like to get a little freaky. So,

they get Brando. Yeah. they get Stanley. They say, fuck off Polansky. Stanley's going to wreck this. We're going to take a big risk, but we trust him. He's very cool guy. Loads of energy. It's kind of like, yeah, if Brando likes Stanley, we want Brando more than we want Polanski. Exactly, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. But then... I know how these people think, Brian. I'm based to the Ari Gold. But then, disaster strikes. Yes. Bruce Willis divorce. Demi Moore. Yes. He gets to divorce, and he's like, I'm fucking

miserable. I do not want to make a movie. I'm being fucked by the alimony right here. I'm being raped by Demi Moore right now. And he said, I'm dropping out. I'm Michael Douglas in disclosure. Yeah, yeah. Everyone get that reference? You don't. Fuck you. Oh wait. That movie

doesn't come out for another year. Yeah, well, fuck you. I read the script, all right? I feel sorry if you haven't. Yeah, yeah. I saw anything that cheered me up to divorce, reading about my ex-wife, raping someone. I know what you feel, buddy. So then Bruce Will's like, you know what, fuck

there's, I'm dropping out, not in the right head's pace. And because of that, James Wood drops out because he's like, well, I want to do with my man. I want to hang out with John McLean. I want to do my main, okay? Willis, baby. See that sign he wore and Die Hard with a vengeance? I gave him that.

That was mine. Yeah, yeah, he could keep it. I've got loads more. Loads. So now they're looking, they're looking for some new people, okay? They decided to get some guy, I think he's named like Richard Rocko or something like that. Let me look up his name actually. Someone, I'm interested, because you know actors.

Richard Greco? Not Greco, I'd know him. It's someone that, like, I'd never heard it before. Alex Rock. Rob Morrow. Rob Morrow. No. I think he was on, like, some TV shows, like St. Elsewhere or something like that. Oh, shit. Sitt Elsewhere. Yeah, I don't know. Some random shit.

Yeah, okay. So they get him and then David Twillis. I like To Willis. Yeah, I think it's just after naked. They're like, this guy can act, alright? Yeah. Rob Morrow, okay. Let's see if you know this guy here. He's been in some stuff. Like he's not like homeless He's a character actor He's in like numbers

And yeah Number is probably his biggest thing Yeah So it's a bit of a risk Now getting Rob Morrow Yeah I know I'm not saying he's not So Rob Morrow

David Twillis That's a bit of a risk I think they have to lower The budget a bit Because of that Right okay Oh and also I forgot to mention as well

They They get Val Kilmer He's a big piece of this Yeah Yeah yeah Now this is coming off Oh no I fucked it all up Sorry James

Okay They get Kilmer and Rob Morrow, that's it. There's no Twillis, yeah. No Twilis, yeah. And Kilmer is meant to be the lead, and Rob Morrow is the villain, all right? Okay.

But then Batman comes out, and Kilmer gets real weird. And he calls up the studio and he says, listen. Batman forever, right? The Batman money's in, okay? He calls it like, hey, listen, I'm Batman. I'm the biggest star in the world right now.

I am not going to do the full time. I want to do 40% less work in this movie. Okay. And they're like, what do you mean? mean you're the leads like I don't care work around it wow okay fuck and we're like okay how about we make Val Kilmer the villain

because he's in the less and Rob Morrow is the hero then how about that wait what about Brando Brando's uh he's like Dr Monroe Dr Monroe yeah okay so this is the villain character I'm talking about is like the henchman

Oh I see you're right okay yeah yeah so we're like okay let's do that then so to start filming it three days in Rob Morrow quits really get into it hey, I've done Saint Elsewhere I don't need this shit We're getting to a minute

But apparently Brando and Kilmer especially were so fucking hard to work with After three days like I'm done Like I've heard I mean this movie I've never seen it But there's a documentary about it I mean it's considered one of the most

tumultuous productions ever to be Like it was It's renowned for how horrifically bad The environment was So literally they're filming on a real island It's very toxic hurricanes every now and again as well destroying the set multiple times

the set got destroyed so there's a fictional hurricane an internal hurricane okay and a real hurricane because they're both cons by the way so Rob Maro quits then to get David to Willis right there and

weirdly enough like Brando was fucking difficult alright but he was like difficult like a fun way where he'd be difficult to like the guys in power but he'd be nice to the crew and shit right yeah And he actually talked to everyone.

Like, he talked to, like, in a dog costume. He was like, oh, that's a very nice dog costume. Oh, let me shake your paw there. Oh, paw on to the hand. He's a bit of an every man. Yeah, yeah, he was chilling out with people. Man of the people. He was.

Now, obviously, he would have weird things. Like, you know, you're the midget, you know the mini-me character in it? Yeah. There's a mini-mee basically in it. He's a guy, some Indian guy who was literally the smallest man in the world. Right, right, right. And he was just like, I want a mini version of me in the movie. Okay.

Okay, right. Brando said this. He's just like pushing people and asking weird things just for almost the sake of it almost He's like, get me the world's smallest man now and just get it for him, okay?

No, that's too small. And another time he's like, I want loads of peacock feathers everywhere and just go and kill some peacocks and get their feathers, all right? And also he was like just like, on the first day he set he showed up in all white and he was like my character would wear all white.

I mean all white, like white face paint. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like white face, like white chicks, all right? And there's another bit in it raise a bucket on his head and he's like i'm gonna wear a bucket on my head because it's too cold and the bucket you know the bucket can't no it's too hot it's too hot in the on the island pulls me down yeah yeah and just like so he literally's wearing a bucket at one stage in a scene yeah yeah yeah wow so he was trying to sabotage it basically yeah yeah and even like you know

the real the one from the water boy the girl from the water boy oh yeah yeah got kind of girl yes yeah she plays a ruzer balk or something like that she plays his daughter in it and she's one stage was like oh what about you know I'm your daughter or should you like to do something like you know work together on the character

and it's like what are you doing this is stupid why you just don't even bother just have fun all right just have fun you're a cat I'm a fucking doctor

or something like that there's dog and pig people in this just have fun all right I'm gonna get drunk again good luck to you right have fun with Sander whereas Kilmer

was fucking pure a cunt. Yeah. He tried to set some on fire at one stage. What? Yeah, he had a lighter.

He's just like going behind people and like setting fire to her hair like why? Yeah, just like because he was bored or he just felt like

he was an asshole. And he'd do a lot of this where like he'd be talking Richard Stanley and he'd be like okay so how are you gonna film that there and they're like okay well you get off the boat

yeah you walk up and we cut to you in the house and he's like doesn't make any sense I didn't make any sense at all right that won't work all right

I was in Batman okay that won't work And he was like, okay, do, explain it to me again. That's like, okay, so you cut and you're in the next scene. Well, how do I get there? This makes no sense at all. It's like constantly... Just nitpicking.

And out loud in front of everyone else, he'd be like, okay, listen, I'm an actor. I act. Your director, you stay back there and don't talk to me. That's the complete opposite of what the director does. You're a director. You stay quiet. I'm an actor. I control the camera, all right?

I'm Batman, right? He's just like holding the boom. Like, hey, I'm an actor. I was Batman. I know how this works. It doesn't make sense for your character. Look, that's your problem. You make it work.

And action. You see, he's dressed as Batman. Like, yeah, Batman's on the island now. Deal with it, all right? Hey, look, it's just human-animal hybrids. I'm Batman. That's literally human and animal put together. I'm making this work for you, okay?

There's going to be a Dr. Monroe happy meal toy thanks to me. Oh, action. So, should I get into the plot? Oh, I'll go the next big thing, all right? Yeah. Is that Richard Stanley was fired after like three weeks. Okay. Not because I think he did, all right?

It was literally because he couldn't control the actors. The studio was like, listen, Stanley, we like you? Yeah. But you can't control these actors. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We need a fucking old school guy. You're a proper cunt, all right, to do this. So they fired him, and they leaked all these stories on him being difficult on set,

where they were like, oh, yeah, he was climbing up trees, and he was, like, you know, taking a big shit in his hand. all these fake stories by him so the studio look good all right right okay he's only get leaked that like you know we can't control our actors

and you know yeah basically it makes the other studios laugh at them you know yeah yeah and then also it's kind of like Disney be calling them fags you know

and like yeah but then actors will be like oh I could do whatever the fuck I want with these new line pussies yeah exactly yeah it's like being a substitute I'll give you a new line boys oh woo

yeah it's like if you're that was me starting cocaine and that's what that joke was bitch it's like if you're a substitute teacher okay and you walk in you do a big fart straight away and be like oh no I've shit myself

you do a big quief but you're a man how did that happen you just fart on your japside oh oh no I quefe so hard I got breast cancer and I'm a man

oh no I did a penis quefe a peony quefy oh no a quefy a quefy

a peepie I peeped I just weafed at my... You dropped some... What is that? What did that come from? My windowsill. Oh, I see, right.

Some flyers of all comedy shows didn't do very well. No, they didn't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Featuring Brian and James. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was not a selling point. Two husbands.

Yeah, we were as difficult as Brando and Val Kilmer. I was sitting fired her hair. I'm Batman, James. Um, okay. So they fired him and they brought on John Frankenheimer. Yeah.

A real old school guy, like. What did he do? That's a familiar enough name. He's done a lot of films that you probably wouldn't heard of. John Frankenheimer. I haven't heard of many of his films. Oh, I can't think he did like, I'll just look it up very quickly while I talk there. So he was known for being an old school guy.

Now, he's the perfect for them. He's old school. He was a cunt, but he's also kind of desperate as well. Right, okay. So he was like, I'll do the movie then. Yeah, I'll do whatever I have to do. And they were like, hey, John, can you be really cunty these actors? You think you can do it?

And he was like, I can give it a go. Yeah, yeah. Get that Feruzza Balkin here. Yeah, so the Manchurian candidate will probably use. Oh, the original one. Yeah, and the French Connection Part 2. Oh, okay. And Ronan.

That's his last movie, Roman. Oh, shit, right. So, you know, kind of history. Pretty good movies, yeah, yeah, yeah. This was really just for the paycheck right there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He gets on, and he's fighting with him all the time. Now, he kind of manages to get through to Brando, but...

It's like, hey, we're from the old school, you know? But if Kilmer is literally like, you're an old man. And I'm Batman. Yeah, yeah, fuck you. And it's like, dude, it's like, a little. And also, Brando and Kilmer hated each other. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fucking hate.

Where a stage were like, when they did the final take of the final day of filming, okay? Yeah. Brown was like, get him to fuck away from here and never want to see him again. Wow. Fucking shoot him.

Both notoriously difficult actors to work with. Yeah, yeah. Like, and I mean, Hollywood is a fucking place that just sort of breeds dysfunction and big egos and people being difficult. Kilmer and Brando are like renowned. for how hard they are to be working with.

And they've, you know, one got cancer and the other one's kids are all dead. So, hey. I guess there is someone up there looking out for us. Yeah. Yeah. Kilmer apparently felt pretty bad about afterwards, though. Not that long afterwards.

It's not like he realized, like, 20 years later. Yeah. I think he was, like, even, like, when he was on the plane, come back, he's like, ooh, gee. Probably could have handled a different thing. I'm not sure Batman would have behaved that way. So he was only Batman once

Once, yeah I think he was so difficult They were like We don't want you back We're gonna get Clooney See again Cluny just from E.R Yeah

He'd do anything for you He'd sucky off You know He would He probably sucked off Mr. Freeze Picture that I am

So the Mr. Cheese I'm going to cheese That's literally From Comdown I'm just gonna start Doing Comptown Bits now

Yeah, might as well Someone said that to Either day He's like Oh you made a reference To Comtown On the last episode It's like

Yeah I do that a lot in my private life Welcome to the show So what the fuck So I'll do the plot very quickly There's not much plot to it It's very disjointed obviously Yeah

It turned out to be an absolute dog shit Yeah So it's David Twil's like some Works for the UN And his ship sinks or something like that So it's him and two other guys In like a life raft And they like fight over food and shit

And he has to kill the other two guys It's not like he likes it But he's like oh god Yeah I work for the UN I've killed someone It's never happened before Because then we watched up in a strange island

Right And Kilmer finds him And Kilmer is basically like The right hand man's this mysterious Doctor Monroe figure Okay And then he's like Hey it's just an island we hang out

Not weird here Yeah And he meets this sexy girl From the water boy All right Yeah yeah yeah He's the daughter American History X

Exactly She had a nice little career actually Yeah She got to say the N word A bunch of times It was awesome Oh yes yes Yeah

Yeah She's banging... She's banging Edward Norton and then he goes out and curb stomps the black guy. Oh, I was so distracted by the curb stomping and I think I forgot the tit.

Now, if they curbsomp those tits that would look pretty crazy, wouldn't it? Yeah. And black and white as well. Yeah, but it's black and white. It's kind of dark. So you can't really... You don't get a full shot

of the heavies, but, you know, if you pause it just right, you know, see, the tits sort of, I work up, you know, the tits get me going, and then I bust at the curb stump Yeah, yeah, yeah You know how my dad would get annoyed

Watching Dexter's lap, he'd be like Good man, James, good man Dexter's curb stump! Yeah, yeah, he'd just walk in He's like, yeah, fair enough, yeah, good man, you're only nine years old but you're, you know, you're watching the right stuff And watch that again, all right? Do a little report from me about it. No, James doesn't have to come down to milk the cows,

he's having a night into himself. Come on, leave the catty-level. It's a mental health day. It's a dude. They did. But by the way, the amount of cunts I know to have like mental health days, they have a lot of mental health days, don't they?

What does that even mean? Yeah, I mean, I'm going to be lazy today. Yeah. I mean, like, I've literally, I've, you know, worked, I've been on the tail in a petrol station having a panic attack serving customers. Yeah. I didn't like it.

I didn't enjoy it. They would be like, this is awesome. I just got on with it. You know what I mean? We need more of that, by the way. I honestly just want to go around with a gun and shit. you everyone I'm Dr. Monroe

I'm back you are I've turned animals in the men in all serious as though I was you know really suffering

and I probably should have good done more to make you look after my mental health instead of just

grit my teeth and bair through it's like petrol or diesel oh fuck oh shit you have to run into the bathroom

and watch American History X and you're phone for who's your paulco i don't even know if that's how you say her name i don't know it's a weird name it's a funny weird i thought she's a french actress and saw that name but she's not it's weird she is attractive but in a weird kind of way she's kind of like like a bit of rough she's a real 90s girl that's what 90s went to yeah a real 90s goth chick yeah exactly now those gotchicks they're looking so good no more now they're all looking like white lizzo's you know

whizzo it's me whizzo and they're weizos whizos whizing into an oxygen tank weezo

that's a Lizzo's older she's whizzo she's still dancing no no no she's done but man it's like

like some people you know how like what they brought back two pack with a hologram they tried to do that for Lizzo but the entire computer

just rashes just rachous all of pixels yeah sorry what are you going to say just like you know I know some people it's like

oh well you know she's in a bad mood today so like she's not going to be fun in work it's like well yeah well you know work isn't meant to be fun you know

you're working goal power over the fuck like it's not going to be fun you know just like yeah I'm not in a good mood ever but no one would know

I'm having a mental health life 30 years of a shit I'm just air guitar in the street in the dark having fun but anyway

so they they meet Dr. Monroe then. Doctor Monroe is this weird figure and he's got all these platt... And he's doing all the white makeup shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'll tell you what, the animal designs look pretty cool at the start. Yeah. I think they get a bit cheap near the end, but it's a great scene

of like a kind of half woman, half horse given Bert. Oh. And it's got a horse with tits, basically, and it's all props, okay, there's no woman in the costume or anything. And a baby comes out, you see the baby arrive and they're all like, you know, pig doctors and it's pretty cool looking. Yeah. Then later on, it's more kind of like, you know, what

you see in like Stargate Atlantis or something like that it's more TV shit but they look for what it is and consider all the trouble they look kind of nice and the animals

all have trackers in their head and the trackers doctor Morocco control them he can give them pain like a dog with electric fence you know nice

but then the animals figured out and Ron Perlman is the main animal oh I like Ron Perlman hellboy dude yeah dude sons of energy man

Sam Crow so then like he Sam Crow never die. By the way, people who are still in the Sam, people who still have Sons of Anarchy t-shirts now, and still, like, you know, dude, I'm paired again. Like, they have the leather jacket, like, hey,

man, I'm in the game. Yeah. And you're a mental health day to watch Sons of Anarchy. You're just Mexican Sons of Anarchy now? Oh, Mayans' MC. Yeah, exactly. People don't like that. A lot of the old OG fans, there's something about it don't like. You're like, the color of my TV

is wrong. Oh wait. Where's Rod Perlman? Mexican Perlman now. I remember I need to go back and watch Son of Anarchy. No, it is. Remember the guy the girl's daughter went on fire or some shit? Remember that? No, I never watched it all. I only

seen the odd episode here and there. Terrible show. Like, really fucking dumb and shit. I used to wear a motorcycle helmet while watching it because it's so extreme. It's just a bicycle helmet and knee pads as well get him off sucking cock that's why all you got me oh yeah well done yeah well done we're all

having a big laugh yeah old tuler with his knee pads sucking cock he gets homophobic is what it is if you're making that kind of a joke I was abused I need a sucking cock day that'll be the future that'll be there yeah you can't oh your ploys

want more pay and suck cock yeah I stop him can you oh geez great so and then like you know

the animals turn against Dr. Monroe because they find how to take out the chips right okay get a little knife and get in there

yeah yeah and then they eat Dr. Monroe and actually a good scene I did like that bit

it's kind of cool because Dr. Morrow is going like oh hello animals how you doing ha ha ha

because he thinks he can control Yeah, I can shot. Oh, hello there. What's that thing? The blood out of your neck. But that was where the chip was. Why do you all have erections?

Ah! Oh, no. And then he tries to run away. Oh, yeah. This would be big Brando. Lizzo Brando. Brisbrendiz. Brizzo.

Brindra. Yeah. He's not in white face. Yeah. he was quite heavy set at this time and then David Twilts had run around and Kilmer doesn't do much Yeah, he's not too much

Kilmer's pretty funny in it There's actually one bit where I was like Oh I see old Kilmer charm was a bit near the end where he's like an animal orgy And he's obviously like high on drugs Something like that Okay And he's kind of fucked up

And I was like that's pretty funny actually He's pretty good at playing He's actually pretty good playing He's actually pretty good playing fucked up On drugs for some reason Yes, yes he is Um Did you watch the documentary about him?

Val Yeah No, I haven't I've heard it's good It's like Now that I have cancer I realize I was kind of a dick

To people Exactly Well I admit I'm wrong So I'm the hero I was in Top Gun Maverick So I win He was

He was He was good in Top Gun Maverick Well yeah Okay He couldn't do much He didn't do much Yeah Yeah I mean

You still haven't Have you No I haven't Oh what man He's watch it tonight Oh watch it When you're driving the Summer Hill

Blade Top Gun Oh yeah Yeah, exactly I'm driving to Summer Hill And you may never see me again Well this is a great note

to go out on I think Yeah So anyway So then like David Toilis gets away And the animals Kind of turn themselves a bit

And the gayest part The whole movie is Okay David Twilis gets on a little boat And he's sailing away from the island And he thinks about like You know

Are animals much like man And start showing footage of like humans protesting And like footage of wars And stuff like that And like Vietnam.

It's like, they were like animals in a way. Yeah. But you have to be careful when you say who's like an animal. But yeah, that's very... Now, the interesting is, so remember I told you Richard Stanley left? Yeah. I lied.

What? He didn't leave. He had a nervous breakdown in the jungle, okay? Okay. He was living like a tent or something like that for a while. And he snuck back on set dressed like a dog man. What the fuck? And there's actually scenes of Kilmer acting.

He see a dog man in the back? Yeah. That's Richard Stanley right there. Wow. Yeah. Apparently, a lot of the guys, the prop guys are like, is that fucking Richard Stanley? Should we tell someone? Oh, whoa, Joe Dickie Stans

over there! He dressed like a fucking dog? It was so obvious because everyone else would obviously take their heads off for lunch. There was one weirdo just never take his head off. He'd be trying to put a sandwich through the gap in the mouth, all right? And it was like, obviously him, they were like, oh, who care? Apparently a set was pretty fun if you

weren't Kilmer or Brando. Like, all the people below them were having lots of fun. A lot of drugs is going on the island there was a lot of banging shit especially like you know the real like the janitors and like the fucking boom mic guys

like the grips yeah all those they were all banging with the because they got a lot of freaks by the way when I say freaks I mean like loads of stone or shit like that they want like long hair

weird old people they wanted some yeah freaky looking dudes they wanted the freak you're looking so it's less makeup yeah yeah so like you want a real hairy looking guy

or like a hairy woman I saw you know another completely apropos of nothing but the movie Popeye with Robin Williams Never seen it but I heard about it Apparently that set was fucking insane

Like the movie's dog shit But apparently it was just like a 24-7 drug fucking drug-fueled Orgy It was just drug-fueled fuckfest The entire time Because they were all just on this island Just doing drugs and banging

And the movie was dog shit But nobody cared This is Prime Coke Williams Yeah it was like 80s And then Shirley Deval is no fun at all No, no. She's crying again, is she? Yeah. No, it was a fun prank that you said, like, oh, look, we gave you some cocaine, but they chopped up some anti-psychotic meds. You know, it's funny now. Shelly the ball, okay, this is before, after shining, was it?

Yeah, yeah. This would be quite funny, actually. If you give her, like, you roofy her with, like, LSD, and then you all dress up like Stanley Kubrick, and you all start calling her a cunt. That'd be quite funny, yeah, yeah. That's what that's what BAM should do next. But anyway, so that was Dr. Monroe And afterwards, Richard Stanley raped someone, by the way Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. Well, he's suitor for defamation. So, well, the legal system will decide if she's been raped or not. Oh, so this is ongoing.

Yeah, apparently, yeah. Interesting. So he didn't do any movies for years. Yeah. He did one movie in, like, 2016, called Color Out of Space, which I watched with our friend John McCallig. Yeah, that makes sense. He liked a lot more than I did.

Yeah. It's like an adaption of a HD, not H.B. H.B. H.B. Ice cream. HP Lovecraft. And it's Nicholas Cage in there. Oh, okay. And it's like, it's low budget. I thought it was interesting for what it was. I mean, you know, whatever.

But then he was going to do more movies and immediately then like some lady came out. Was this like in the Me Too? The Me Too kind of stuff. Yeah, yeah. It's quite funny that he didn't direct a movie for ages. He said he's directed a movie right before Me Too. Yeah.

Ah, you can't catch a break, can you, Richard? Or he might be a rapist. I don't know. Yeah, yeah. And he puts us, dog costume on again. It wasn't me. It was the dog man.

It was dog old. We're actually an hour, almost an hour there. That's blue boy, yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought that would take like 10 minutes, man. No, those, yeah, I would recommend everyone to lock up Marlon Brando. He said, because then, so. Him talking about Jews is so funny. Yeah, so he had, his son murdered his daughter's boyfriend and then that daughter committed

suicide. He then was on Larry King talking about how Jews run Hollywood, and if you could imagine, people took issue with that. It's fine, because I think if I remember, Ray, King is trying to give him like an outward, like, well, you don't actually mean that do you? I do. They do run Hollywood.

But I know some people might consider anti-Semitic. I don't know about that, but I don't like Jews. I tell you that, Larry. Speaking of which, Larry, pulled your pants down. I want to hear if those rumors are true. You're a good Protestant Larry, isn't that's right, are you? Look, wasps. like you and me need to look after each other.

And then he sent that Native American woman to the Oscars in his place to protest the genocide of Native Americans. Was it for the Godfather? It might be Godfather, yeah. He won it for the Godfather, yeah. And then he got butt-fucked

by Richard Pryor. He's an interesting cat. You know, he's had... You could make a very funny movie about him if you don't worry about legal shit. Who did you cast as Brando? Oh, that's a very good question. Josh Gad.

Kevin James. Oh, okay, that's even better, yeah. Bobby Moynihan. That's it there. Liso. Why not? Let's have fun. Oh, who's the guy who was raping someone while?

Horatio Sands? Yeah, the Horatio Sands. Did you remember the imaginarium of Inspector Parnassus? Remember to fuck that movie? The imaginarium of Dr. Pernassas? Yeah, where it was like four guys playing one character. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Be like that, yeah.

Four fetties. Oh, I like that. No, you'd have to get a skinny brand, though. though, who'd be skinny, Brando? Oh, who's young Timothy Shalameh? Just to get the holes. If you could bulk up, yeah?

To get holes on seats, you know? Joseph Gordon Levitt, yeah. Oh, no. He's going to be the new Axel Foley. He's not the new Axel Foley. He's not. He's going to be Axel Foley's son or something shit. No, he's not.

I'll tell you, it's going to be Judge Reinhold's son. That would make sense. That makes sense, actually. If you play like Judge Reinhold, I could see something happening there. Judge Reinhold Jr. Now, is Judge Reinhold going to be in the new Beverly Cox? He better be, or else I'm dating the gun, right?

I'm going to shove it up my eyes. So we're going ahead in a second, guys. Before we go, just real quick some things here. Speed round. I am purely in love with Erling Halland right now. He's the heel of football right now. Erling Halland. He's a footballer.

You know, the thing is, if you're saying the name wrong, which you most likely are, I'd never know. It's actually Christiana Ronaldo. So I'm in love with him, and James, you're going to hear a lot about him in the future. Erling Halland. He has scored more premier. Premier League goals in a month than ever before

in history right there. He's 22. Why is he the heel? Because he's with Man City. They're the bad guys. Oh, I see. But he's just, he's a gold merchant. He's not going to in right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's going to be so many chicks, pussies wet for him. And he looks good as well. You want to see a picture of him? Go on. Yeah, I'll get a new picture.

He's a little Pah, pah, piz. Yeah, man. Oh, I'd love to see his tits. Yeah, yeah. I'd love to see him curb stomps some titties. He probably could, he probably would be in the curb stomping, and he's very, like, you look. what the fuck he's not good looking

he looks retarded he literally looks like he is down syndrome he looks like a mongo man you know remember the bad guy in uh diehard that uh Bruce Willis like pushes down the stairs it's like his retarded son so you gotta push him down the stairs

yeah yeah what are you saying he looks good I'm embarrassed for you man everybody stop what you're doing and lock up Erling Holland or whatever he's called so I can all laugh at Tuller for being a retard lover. Yeah, yeah. Mongo lover, that's your problem. You're a darnie lover, are you?

Life has its ups and downs, does it, Brian? Yeah, you freak. Okay, let's actually head off there. I'll do more, but we're on an hour there. I need to get piss. I'm very sweaty. Okay, that's fun, you know. A real bad one, too.

I'm going to make you watch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I ain't going to flush. so guys I'm gonna wear a bucket on my head while I take a shit I'll tell you what guys next week we're gonna talk about

I love my dad Oh yeah I'm gonna watch it Yeah yeah I gave you homework You did not do it I started it I was watching it

And then the hapany boy said here Caden We're desperate And we don't actually want to pay anyone So come in here And do Flash your comedy tits on stage And then get out

Don't talk to us Don't look us in the eye just show up, whip out your tiny cock and then leave so we can all laugh at you and that's exactly what I did Brian you know what I felt very rewarding in a way it's good to know

the hard work's paying off I'd work so hard to get the little cock and finally it no thanks to the haperty boys for having me on and they did pay me I'm being facetious there for fun and games sometimes you're so facetious

go on go on oh it's the problem sweetie I've got a big for you. I've got on Man City. Sometimes you're very facetious, but I think a lot of people don't realize that, and they're scared. They're not scared enough.

Yeah. You know what? No, but what's even more fun? When I say something horrible about someone, and then they come up to me, it's like, that was funny what you said about me. Just two pals ripping each other. I was like, no, it's not a joke, pal.

I don't like you. I don't like your face. I don't like your attitude. You make me sick. Get out of here now. Man, I was doing this. show recently I won't say the name

the place okay but there's a real cunt in the front road it's always talking he wasn't even heckling he's just like yeah yeah

oh yeah same yeah yeah ha ha I happen to me as well or like he's trying to find oh that would have been awkward

it was jerked your strap on bit oh yeah I know all about that yeah no it wasn't me it was like it didn't

it was all people before me all right okay and the emce and shit like that so they're talking about like let's say like it's like a

joke where's like and then my dad walked in me wank and he'd be very awkward wouldn't it walk doing you wanking huh

like that like this really awkward and also like he was responding a bit too late everything as well like a few seconds of past he's like he's a wartime

correspondent on the BBC news you know they got that split screen thing he's like oh yeah yeah yeah yeah

and it's also like his missus was there okay and she was just as bad she didn't like they were like oh you're okay stir and she was like yeah he's having fun ha

like that all right I love him, I do. Oh, he's your rock, good laugh. We have a blamming good time together at all. Sometimes he hits me, but it's funny. It's like Benny Hill, isn't it? So then, like, the MC was trying to get him out, all right? And the guy was like, I'm not leaving.

I'm not leaving, all right? And the MC went off to get the barman, he's big, all right? Well, no, come on now, don't skip over that. Yeah, we'll get to the second, all right? So then, like, as the MC was gone, all right, there's a comedian on stage, all right? Yeah. And he was trying to talk to the guy.

It was actually Mark Maloney. Oh, yeah. Yeah, okay, yeah. Friend of the show. Big friend of the show, right? And the guy was like, oh, you're going to try and kick me out? What, you and the bouncers? You pointed to me, all right?

And everyone laughed. Biggest laugh of the night. Everyone was like, ah! Yes. Yeah. It was like a midnight screening of soul playing. The place erupted. Like, ah, ha, ha.

Oh, that motherfucker. I hate doing shit let's go on the ass, bitch But then the bar man Then the barman came down, okay And he was, me like, British guy's like Okay, I'm going now, yeah I'm going now, yeah, yeah

You got a beard, I'll go now Daddy's home, yeah, yeah Time to take out the trash Anyway, that's enough there now Yeah, we'll see you back next week guys See you next week Oh, hit the Patreon as well You get a chance

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