Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 171 : Blonde

Episode Date: October 10, 2022

JFK was pure Irish

you're going. Woo! Let's go. I'm feeling good now. Are you? Yeah, I was downstairs watching some industry. And it's all people,

you know, people, they're young, they're sexy, they don't give a fuck, and they fuck. And they work in the finance world. Yeah. Up, down, sell, don't sell.

Hey, do you like Succession and want to see it with a lower budget and less talented cast? Check out the industry. Yeah. Unless you are a pussy. Yeah, I can't handle Succession.

It's too mean. It's too mean. They swear too much. He tells, he tells them, A shit show at the fuck factory Oh do you have to swear quite so much He's very loud that Scottish man

I don't like it 31 flavours of fuck As I said this is Baskin Robbins 31 flavours of fuck Yeah Which is a great line It's very flowery though isn't it Wouldn't it wouldn't be more fun if it was like

Cuntole I'm gonna put my big fuck stick In your cuntole jeez bag Well if they're like it's 31 flavours A very bad news isn't it? It's 31 flavors of fiddlesticks and crumb fiddlestick off

Penke fiddlesticks off So industry, it's a HBO BBC co-production about young people in the finance world Yeah And you know, the stress is And they relieve distress by relieving themselves

So it's just succession, but you know With skins Remember Effie? Yeah Yeah Imagine if Effie was Was Gordon Gecko cock

for lack of a better word is good they want to tell you that it's not but you got to get down on your knees and got to let cock stick it right up your ass

I'm going to watch it anyway yeah okay look I'm obviously The first episode is directed by Lena Dunham Are you serious? Yeah Really yeah

You're just making this up to upset me I'm trying to put me in a bad mood Yeah you're aware of it You're still getting upset though, aren't you? Oh, you're going to make me upset are you? Oh, you're going to make me self-harm, are you? Well, I am. Oh, Jesus.

But yeah, up the river, not across the stream. I'm not looking. This isn't a cry for help. You know, Lena Dunham has a movie out. What? What's it called? Don't act like you're not excited. It's got Russell Brand in it.

Really? Yeah. Oh, Jesus. Poor Russell Brad. I'm surprised she cast Russell Brand. Isn't he kind of like retards consider him all right now, even though all he does is just read off boring

like documents and C-SPAN footage He just puts up a really click-bitty title All the entire is like, they did what? Choose responsible for the Lindenburg baby being eaten, question mark No, turns out not

But anyway But he did get taken off YouTube there Fully? Fully, yeah Well one video at least He's on Rumble now He's on. He'd rumble in the jungle. Are you a rumbleer? Do you know, I've never gone rumble? Yeah. You go for a rumble in the hay? You know what did make me angry. I was listening something a while ago on the radio and they're like, oh, I bet he's on that kind of. What's that thing, racists use, tumble, wherever it's called? Like, you know what's called, you fucking. Oh, disrespecting rumble. Yeah, yeah, I don't like that now. But haven't been on it yet. Now, at the moment, it's kind of like, remember the internet back in the day people told us this is for, like, racist and mental people. Yeah.

Bread times But now it's good Now it's all corporate Now he's got the hamburger on there as well Yeah Now he got the Goldman Sachs float To the Pride parade Oh yeah

All it's forgiven Goldman Sachs Yeah Well that's what I mean like So I think Rumble right now Is a little bit like Oh it's for racist But then more non-racist people go on to it Like we'll go on it eventually

I know they offer Rogan a hundred million dollars but I think that might have just been a PR stunt I don't think they actually had it I think is it rumble or is it bitch shoot one of them just got

like verified via the NASDAQ or something that might be rumble yeah I think bitch shoots a little bit more difficult it's a bit too racist a bit a little bit too much a little bit too much

David Irving if you think this too much I personally think the more than merrier I think in this gloomy, glum world, Holocaust deniers, they're just misunderstood optimists, you know. Six million Jews not dying. That sounds a glass half full to me, Brian. And also, it's quite entertaining as well.

Let's be honest here. Like, we and you were watching downstairs, an old-timey documentary. It was made, like, very long time ago, probably 2003 or something like that. Yeah, oh, that ancient time. You know, if somebody was born in 2003, now you could fuck them. I mean, obviously you wouldn't because they're old and disgusting but legally you're close,

wouldn't you? There's a little grey hair twinks. Is that right? Is that right, is it? I hope it is because I've already I've already done it. Oh boy, I really should have tucked the calculator out before I admitted to that. Oh, I left my abacus at home.

Yeah, you're very bad. You know, there's children born during COVID that you can fuck right now. Do you know that, did you? Nobody cares, you know? What I'm doing is highlighting a societal ignorance and you're a complete

content for your fellow man. Oh, I guess you like Holocaust an oil, do you? Oh, you're probably fucking a child. That's funny. That's kind of what someone Say, oh yeah. Well, you must deny the Holocaust because you're a let me fucking child.

Anyway, no, what are we talking about? I feel very lightheaded all of a sudden. I've been in a lot of energy now. Yeah. So I'm really going to try... That's not what I said at all. I'm feeling lightheaded. dude, I think I'm having some sort of condition.

My vision's getting blurry. And you're like, yeah, yeah, let's use that energy. I feel it. Woo! Use it. Lead into it. Oh, God. Oh, God.

We got lots of stuff to talk about you. My point was, we're watching a documentary made in 2003 about people getting inducted by aliens. And they're all mental. They're all talking about how, like, one guy had sex with an alien, he's got an alien child. But his wife, his missus has got the hump with him. Because he's up there getting space and jobs from fucking E.T.'s all one. She's on my bloody case again, because I got bloody rindjob in spaceship.

So I give it over love. Every time he goes to Brottle, he's like, oh, I'm going to a spaceship. Oh, they're all ugly in there. Oh, disgusting. Not human. He just goes to like a Lithuanian brothel. He's like, I've been abducted by aliens. What are these creatures among me? Just some

Nigerian prostitutes Oh my God Intimensional beings From another planet So we can't I am not from space Please Stop talking

Put money on the dress And take off your thousands Now I'll do your bidding My Queen Weakanda forever Yeah We're going to talk

about Marlham and Roaks yeah we're getting all this horrible stuff out of the way yeah so we can talk about a lovely movie yes well let's get into it well just to that you know we're going to talk about marlin bro I'm all lightheaded now

I transferred it all to you it's catching yeah Marley Monroe and Bolsonaro okay and there was something else we're going to talk about as well and Dahmer be the dessert if we get to that so let's talk about tell you what can we talk about

Bolsonaro real quick yeah let's get that out of the way the balsanero broccoli Yeah, I made some notes this morning I was talking about Bolsonaro with someone And I was like, I may bring up with James there James liked it So he's the Brazilian Prime Minister

He's Brazilian T-Shok, all right? Right Now, he's been T-Shok for a long, long time Okay, he's been in charge of Brazil Yeah There's a guy before him called Lulu Lulu Chu Yeah, Lulu Chu, okay

Oh god, she's so sexy So small and tight as well Oh She's so sweet and adorable They're just so beautiful They're so small James Is it so small? Are you my friend?

James, are you my friend? No boogie nights fans in the house, all right. Great, great film, great film. Yeah. So, yeah, so there was Lulu, and that was his main competitor, right? Who could have become the Brazilian president. But he got arrested during Operation Car Wash. Okay.

Operation Car Wash was named an investigation into money disappearing. Right. Badly, you know, illegally. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, not just like, no. Like embezzlement. Inbezzlement and all that, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Money going in a bad way. Not a good way. No, it goes to hospitals. Somebody they took money out with the piggy bag when they weren't a supposed to. You know the money goes in the hospitaly-wosponies. That's good. For their little sick babies.

So, yeah, so Bolsonaro, his main competitor was in jail, but he just came out with jail now and he's running him for president again. Lulu? Lulu, yeah. Now, they're saying Lulu was arrested there, but it was like a, uh, it was all corrupt, like, it was all bullshit. He was a patsy. Yeah, it was a patsy.

It was a stitch up. Full Lee Harvey Oldswald. Wow. Like, you know, like, all bullshit, all right. Watergate, man. Yeah, but now, the election's coming. And Bolsonaro has full on said, if I lose,

the thing is rigged. And I'm getting the army involved. And I'm taking over. Yeah. I'm doing, and he said, I'm doing what Trump did. Oh, like an insurrection. Yeah, he wants that. But you know, January 6th is a bunch of pussies

that weren't very good and people act like it's a big deal. this is going to be the real deal This is Brazilians This is going to be what people Like liberals think January 6th was But real life in Brazil There will be guns

Yeah You know he's actually So Nancy Pelosi's gonna get raped by Brazilians Is that what's gonna happen And you know what They've actually doubled the rate of guns in there So I mean even more guns Than our cunt

Yeah just shoving them all Not little guns Not little darringers I'm talking big fucking 357 magnets You know the big guns That Swatchanegger carries around To bring down helicopters

Yeah One of them in her fucking cunt. Right up with what? Is Bolsonaro, he's kind of like a right wing? He's right wing, yeah. He said rather his son be dead than gay. Okay. Also, it's cool.

You're going to like this now. You know, that's a bit of a rumble. He sounds like a bit of a rumbly-bally. I don't know much about politics now, but I think that's a little bit right-wing. Yeah, yeah. But he did, you know what you're going to like this now, James? He doesn't give his son's names. Yeah, what, what am I going to like?

You'll like this, James, yeah. actually he goes around just like finding gay children and bashing their brains in with his steel-toed boots you like that, won't you James? That's your favourite that is. You love it, don't you?

Yeah, what do I like? What does he do, Brian? I'm just an innocent boy right here. No, so he has two sons, I think. He doesn't call him by their names. He calls them 0-1 and 0-2. Wow. Yeah, that's pretty cool, isn't it?

Why? Because, you know, the first born kid is 0-1. second one zero two that's it you don't want to give him big egos or anything you know referring to him as people there are numbers

you know that's all they are nice okay and also one stage there was like a local election and his ex-wife was running and he made his son run against his ex-wife and the son beat the ex-wife

okay in the election and he was like kind of like he was like kind of like a little mayor of this town he's played video games the whole time what age was he ate burritos

and played video games I think he was like 80, maybe 19 years old. Yeah. Well, now, Bolsonaro's ex-wife, was she a I haven't seen it. Let's look up right now, actually, yeah.

Come on, let's see it. This will decide if I'm for democracy or not. Let that dog see the rabbit. I'm going to look this up, but then we're going to look up speaking of pieces. We're going to look up Blondie after this. It's called blonde.

It's not called Blondie. I think Blondie is a much better title. It's not, though. Yeah, because she was a blondeie woman. Yes, yeah, yeah. Uh, balsanero, how do you spell that? Bals. Oh, Jesus.

Yeah, okay. Uh, wife. Okay, let's look at a, uh, oh, okay. Nice, go on, Gissela. Hello. Yeah. Now, Lester, as you make sure you Google her too, so we can all get it on the phone. So I'm going to count down and I'm going to show James, again.

Let me see. So you have you. Yeah, you're phone. Oh, fuck. So, three. Just like, jizz coming on my nose. Like, moh. Three, two, one.

Oh. yeah nice yeah nice yeah let me look up nude real quick now you do that yeah yeah yeah Jesus yeah I mean you're like Jeremy Paxman you know yeah exactly very political are you gonna raise bus favors yeah yeah yeah anyway so our tits big are gonna raise tits favors children are getting breast implants what's wrong with that uh so blonde yes instead of right this time to keep you happy were we what was your point about Boltonero I'm just saying like it's It's going to kick off soon.

So we'll have an election very soon I think next week, all right? And if he loses. If he loses, it's going to be full on military dictatorship. Nice, fucking, what do they call that, martial law?

It's going to be martial law. You know what there was military rule of Brazil until like the 80s? Really? Yeah, yeah. So, so, like, there was SNL. S&L started,

and it was still military rule. In the 80s. Yeah, Chevy Chase is doing cocaine, dirty rock, okay? Yeah. And there was still no democracy in Brazil. There was, they were watching.

Eddie Murphy do the James Brown Hot Tub sketch Exactly yeah For some reason That's iconic I never got it When did Eddie Murphy do

AIDS on their lips When did he do that Oh that would have been like 82 I think 82 yeah That's probably what calls Democracy in Brazil I gotta rule up here

No Brazilians Can look at my eyes I don't fuck with them Brazilians They walk around Dancing at the club With their girlfriend They got their democracy On their lips

So yeah So we don't know Yeah. So the way it works in Brazil, actually, they have a first election, and if it's a close tie, they have a second election. Oh. It's called a runoff election. Oh. But they might not even get to the runoff. Okay. Because the first one would be so

contentious. That he just be like, fuck it, boys, let's go. Yeah, the CIA are very interested right now on what's going. They might have to send over some boys to sort out, you know? Oh, yeah. Well, I... Some Jason Statum types. That's the thing. I'm pretty sure the CIA are probably they're behind it all, Brian. They're causing

a government coup in Brazil. They're abducting retards in Yorkshire, convinced them it's aliens. They killed Marilyn Monroe. We'll get to that, yeah. They're probably behind this industry show that you love. Like the little work you are. I loved.

I profess my love for it. Yeah, yeah. You're drinking the CIA Kool-A. Kool-Aid. You love it, don't you? I'm just sending money to H.P.O. be like, please make more industry. Okay, so we'll see how it unfolds in Brazil. We'll keep our ear to the

ground to keep you informed people. I might go over there. Should we do a live Brian and James fuck each other in Brazil? You used to bang a one from Brazil. Oh man, yeah. I still miss her. Go over and rescue her. It's like, darling, I heard what's going on. She's in Newry.

Well, it'll be funny. He's still go over there. Where are you, my queen? Or, he's that fucking lad. You used to be right now. He's not too ways at all, is it? Where are you, my queen? Don't you Forget about me

So blonde Yeah Based on a Joyce Carl Oates novel So written by a bitch Nice Yeah, you knew her name too Yeah Jice Carl Oates

Very prolific writer She writes like She's I wish I was like this Wish I had this stamina She gets up in the morning She writes for like three hours Has a little cup of tea Writes for another three hours

Yeah She's like that you know Just cannot stop She's published like 18 books of fiction like 19 books of non-fiction, poems, everything like. Nice, nice.

And this is one of our most famous novels, Blonde. Yeah. Nominated for Pulta Prize, it's a highly fictional account of Marilyn Monroe's life. Yeah, but is it, though, really? It's fictional.

They say it's fictional, you can get away a lot more in it. Yeah, that's interesting. You claim it's fiction and then you can only by claiming it's fiction, can you really tell the truth? Yeah. You see the onion

they're trying to say that now. Oh, really? Yeah, the onion are in the Supreme Court. About what? They're trying to make it illegal to insult police officers. And the onion are trying to fight against that because they're like, you know, you should be able to insult people. I agree with the onion.

Interesting. I knew you'd think that, yeah. Against the, oh, well, see you next time your house gets robbed. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah. My house did get robbed. They stole the bloody car, mate. They came over, chucked the car.

That weren't it. Yeah, you have your car is missing. Instead of, like, calling the police, you were like, oh, look at the onion. Oh, satire, yeah. Man's car isn't stolen. Oh, you got me. You know what me? I'll be going ride-alongs with Kevin Hart, you know?

Yeah, yeah. Me, Ice Cube, Kevin Hart, Ride-Long tree. That's what I need now. Some white blood in the picture. Yeah, ride-along. That was a... A wonderful franchise. Have you seen Right-long, too?

I haven't, no. Right-long tree is coming. wait is it actually it is yeah man Kevin Hart needs to be stopped now right along three might be only on streaming yeah and it might not have Kevin Hart I watched what was that one

Me time with Mark Wahlberg What's the plot of that Holy fuck that was dog shit What's the plot of that It's like Kevin Hart's this like family man Based on a novel by Joyce Carol Oates It was it yeah No shit

I know it wasn't James Yeah yeah oh you got me Oh like the onion here I onioned yeah Yeah you did Yeah every time you open your mouth I want to cry, you fucking sap. Yeah, but

no, me time was dog shit. What's the plot? He's like a dad, isn't he? Yeah, he's like a dork, he's like, oh, you're always worried about family. Well, guess what? Now you're going to have some you time. And he meets up with his old friend Mark Wahlberg. The whole thing

felt very forced and contrived and stitched together and underdeveloped. So it's me time. It was called... At the end, does he realize that the best time is wee time? Yeah, maybe. Something like that. It's so funny because like his little son, he's like trying to force his son to like play

the piano for the talent show, but he's like, no, dad, I'm going to be a comedian. And then he gets up and does jokes at the talent show, but they're not very good, Brian. What kind of jokes he does? I don't even. Is he the closer, word for word? No, no. Yeah, but no, it's, I don't even remember it. I watched it.

It's one of the most, when it's so bad, you don't even absorb it. Yeah. You know what I've noticed? I used to watch bad movies and be like, oh, I can talk about James, I can talk about this with James, we can have fun, making fun at how silly it is.

But now every movie, even if it's good or bad, it just watches over me. I don't want to adore about anything. Yeah. And food doesn't taste like anything anymore. They don't see colors now if I have one color.

The one color that's causing all my problems. Yes. Much like the police being ridiculed by the onion. I too have. a bone to bake. There's a bunch of teenage onions outside my house hanging around. But your Brazilian onions out there. But anyway, look, let's get to it.

Blonde. Yeah, blonde. So, it's about Marilyn Monroe. Now, we talked about Marilyn Monroe before. We talked about the scandalist. We talked about her debt. Yes. This is about her life.

Yes. Now, it has been very controversial amongst retards. Who, and not to pull my cards on the table straight away. Yeah. But I think people wanted this to be like an episode of How I Met Your Mother. they wanted our young Sheldon. They wanted a very nice gentle story where Marlon Monroe

meets a nice man falls in love and there's no violence or anything and she lives to be 98 years old and then she just dies peacefully in her bed which is kind of how it happened actually. Actually it did seem very peaceful now but that's the thing

people are coming to this thinking it's going to be a biopic and to be fair that is how it was marketed It was marked as a pure biopic It's going to be Oscar-worthy. But it's actually like a kind of psychological horror film of the semi-fictionalized account of her life. But, you know, you look at the details of her life. They were pretty horrific.

A lot of the shit that happens in the movie isn't too far off from what really went down. So we'll get down the minute. I was going to make a point, though. This, you actually, you're the one who said it. I'm not going to take any credit for you. You said it was very David Lynchie. Yes.

Before I watched it. And when I watched it, I could not stop thinking about fire, walk with me the Twin Peaks movie which I haven't seen but I haven't seen now that is now you might not like it the first time it's kind of impenetrable there's a lot of just people wandering around you know kind of stuff happens

and the second half there's like pure incest and shit like that so it's like I wouldn't consider boring but it's very much like if you know the TV show you'll like this first half and then you get incest so for a normal audience member there's literally not on there for you if you don't like incest and you haven't watched Twin Peaks

there's not in there for you Even if you're a big Kyle McLaughlin fan It was like, I love Kyle McLaughlin But I'm not too fun to incest Sorry, mate Sorry, love, hit the bricks Yeah, yeah And this is it now where I was hearing someone

In the radio talking about this I'm like, I just find it very hard To watch a movie about child abuse And I can't even understand those people Yeah, weirdos, they're freaks But it is like, now I understand Like, you know, triggered and all that nonsense Okay, you're wrong in the head

But I'm just saying I totally understand that thing that you only got invented three weeks ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it, yeah. Yeah, like imposter syndrome. All that stuff is really, okay, yeah. Maybe there's no reason you have it. Cut!

But, like, it's like, for me now, I hope people understand it's not real child abuse. And I think people don't seem to understand that, like, this isn't a, this is a movie. Alan Armist is not actually being raped. And I think a lot of people have, are acting like, that Australian fella

dug up Marlon and Rose Corp, took a big shit on it, And filmed it. Yeah. That's how they're acting. Like, they're acting like it's a snuff film. Yeah, well, um, it's been called kind of exploitative and it fetishizes, like, her abuse and her pain. And by people who haven't seen the movie.

Yeah. Or to watch a bit of it. Yeah. And they're like, this supports what I saw on Twitter. Yeah. So. I like the movie, by the way, you can't tell. I, I also liked it.

I liked it a lot. Um, maybe a little bit too long, but. I think yeah. Yeah. But still, like, really. like really some really horrible uncomfortable moments that really like take you out of your comfort zone especially you

and me two desensitized pieces of shit speak for yourself who feel nothing who are nothing who will never amount to nothing you hear me I was like that but recently I don't know something about recently I start to you know I hear the birds singing

do you yeah yeah that's good yeah that's good something about right after watch this movie actually I'm just like and real pep in my step didn't even need to take my antidepressants that morning I work real hard and eat my vegetables

I too can be a movie producer I can run a studio and I can be very helpful Mr. Zee Yeah that's Zoloff I think his name is No Zanuk All right

David something Xanu Nanu Nanu Yeah David Nannu Yeah Let's get a little bit Like a run through the movie Okay

Starts off She's being abused by mother Yes Mental mother Her mother's a mental mentalist wants to kill her, tries to drown her in a bath, doesn't tell her who her dad is. And you don't see, actually, she's in the bat naked, we don't see her naked, but the way people are acting, they're acting like you did see her naked, you know what I mean, like, they're

acting like this is child pornography. Yeah. Just to say that, it's not though. Right. It is not. It's not. Yeah, it's directed by an Australian. Yeah. We don't have an Australian involved with child pornography. I don't know, Australian actually was running one of the biggest pedo rings. That's right. Yeah, we talked about it. Yeah, yeah. Believe me, we talked about it. She sure did. Um, no, yeah, so it starts off. Her mother's Bentel tries to kill her. It's alluded that her father is just some fucking big Hollywood producer up in Laurel Canyon,

but doesn't want anything to do with her because... Which definitely isn't true. Okay. It's definitely some hobo fucked her. Is it? Uh, I, I think the novel makes a big leap, but that's a Hollywood producer. Right, all right. I've looked into this.

And again, the mother was mentally ill, so she probably thought it was. It is not. everything I've seen it is not. There's no actual hard evidence that says it was anyone involved who wasn't a hobo or at least smelt like a hobo. He had a bindle anyway, I'm telling you that now.

A bindle full of jizz. It was fatty horrible. So yeah, there's that very cool scene where she's driving through the Hollywood Hills but it's on fire. Yeah, visually looks amazing. This movie, like visually, I'm sorry, this film is very well

done. It's a great, fuck it. It's a aesthetically, it shot beautifully, the different, like, you know, it changes from black to white, the aspect ratios, frame rates and shit. There's one scene in particular where it's Arthur Miller walking around New York. I full on thought that was a shot from like an old

movie made in like the 70s or 60s. It looks so beautiful. It looks amazing. And like, you know the way it's jumping back and forth? I used to even thinking about it. It's like, you know, we talk about like a jump, a good soundtrack. You don't even really focus on the soundtrack. Yeah, yeah. Like all the

aspect ratios, the black and white, the colour, I wasn't even thinking about it. I was just enjoying it. It never took you out of it, which is the thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But again, it is, like, we mentioned kind of Lynch earlier because there's some very weird sequences in it, like visually, that's very, like,

kind of, I don't know, very psychological horror. Surreal, weird. Yeah, surrealist. Like, there's the bit where she's in the, at the gynecologist. Yeah. And you literally have a POV from inside her vagina. Yeah. And like that, you know, little metal yoke he shoves it up or twat to spread her open you know what very unsettling people say that's uh i will say this now

there's a whole pro-life aspect very pro-life people have read into it i don't think the guy is pro-life by the way but i tell you when i watched it and i'm not like pro-life in any way i'm the opposite of pro-life yeah yeah same i'm pro-choice but even i was like jesus this guy is really you know i didn't like the baby sounded a real gay. Okay. The fetus was like... It was a gay. I'm a little baby.

You kill me. I wanted to be more like, this is a baby. Yeah. You killed me. Don't talk a... Chocolate Starfish. Like, I want some of that like,

I wanted a bit more, a bit more fucking weird. It was a bit like, hello, I'm a little baby. Why did you kill me? Yeah. I mean, that only happens once. But you were a different baby.

I'm always the same baby. Come on. Okay. Come on, love. Yeah. Well, she is a bit mental, though. She is mental, yeah. She's basking in the head, like.

Yeah. She was getting fucked by Charlie Chaplin Jr. and some other lads. Yeah, that was fun. That was good now. I like that one more. Why do you think about the whole, like, thing we're doing were like, they're like fucking up the scene while they're having sex, so it looked like their

like arms are getting real long and really short. Yeah, very distorted. I like that, yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you think about, um, let's talk about the husbands. So, Joe, them. Majo. Let me just say real quick, Anna De Armis is fucking great in it. She is, yeah. She is great in this.

She is. She won me over, I hope. Now, I was afraid... She took her tits out. I was like Oscar. I'll tell you what now. I was afraid she's going to end up doing lots of shite. Okay. I could see her going down a Scarlett Johansson Road where it's a lot of like, um, action movie kind of shite, you know, Marble stuff. I want her to do more, like, under the skin, you know, stuff like that. weird stuff.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I imagine we're not going to get much more Anna Armas weird stuff. She's done this and now it's going to be full on like just action star, she's in Bond, you know. She's going to be in Ride Along three. She's going to be in Ride Along three. It's going to be her.

Yeah. New and improved right along. It's her and Adrian Brody. But he's still playing Arthur Miller. Instead of a car, they're just riding a penny four thing. Come along, dear. Oh, darling, please. Darling, I've written a no play.

It's called Stupid, retarded whore Won't shut her Cotmouth Did you write this about me, Arthur? No, darling,

you're crazy, you're paranoid. Episode one, Stupid smelly whore with her big smelly vagina. Dropping all her shit on the beach. I told her not to drop shit on the beach. You don't bring sandwiches

to a beach, you whore. Okay, so those ones... I would love with Art of Miner was like, you know what he's all like, yes, okay. It's got a woody hour.

Half of two is just like, you know what, let's drop the yak bitch, all right? I don't have a knee glasses, all. You know, what am I, a fucking phenoke over here? Hey, you thought DiMaggio was bad. Oh, better up. Better up, baby, yeah. Yeah, peanuts, get your peanuts right here. You fucking who.

What I think about, let's just those three main men in the movie. Yes. Let's be honest. Let's talk about the first one, DiMaggio. Joe DiMaggio. Now, I'm fucking, I wish she specified that more in the movie. A great baseball player. yes

56 games of home runs I think records never never been done before he was a hero right a hero he went to war

as well see that's the thing cool thing about a lot of these guys like now you got athletes okay like Jack Reelish all right

yeah he's never gone to war he's just he's just take some ecstasy to skip one time all right

you know that's an idea of war oh went down the bus stop and did a spliff all right yeah these guys

these baseball players bicky mantel all these guys they were literally in the fucking shit just stabing

a fucking German in the fucking ahead, you know, while their friend is bleeding out. He's like, please help. It's like, no, I can't. I've got to stop this dead guys. I'm more dives again. Sorry, chase, I'm stabbing this Jerry Crout

Fagg over here. Take me out of the ball. These guys, they're so awesome. They'd come back, okay, and they'd be so traumatized. They'd be shivering and crying all the dives. Shitting themselves. Real men. I'm beating anything, the wives and the maids

and crying. Oh, that's what real men, right? Now you've got Joseph Gordon Levitt Queers. Yeah, yeah. Back when America's pastime. Yeah. My wife's a whore.

My maid is black. I don't care if I never come back. Take me out on our ball. Yeah. A great baseball player, but also he was a little bit handsy. He did.

He, you know, he, well, he was neurodivergent, Brian. Yeah, exactly. A mental health crisis of sorts. There is going to be a wave of guys. the next few years they're going to be trying like when they get accused of shit but like well she wouldn't watch anime with me

so I had to yeah my inner Chris Chad came by I was probably shy a Leboff didn't go for it like you know yeah but now he's got all Christian and shit that's the other option right that's the option

that works going Christian always works yeah they'll forgive you they'll forgive you Padra Pio yeah so okay Joe DiMaggio played by Bobby Caneaval I wish there's more of a minute yes but like look so he gets a little bit angry because he finds

these blackmail pictures. Yeah, so yeah, before she hooked up with Joe DiMaggio, she was in a polyamorous relationship with Charlie Chaplin Jr. And Edward G. Robinson Jr. Yeah. So there would be two... All the juniors.

Yeah, a lot of pair of Jewie juniors. Did they mention Ju-Jew Bean? Did they mention her first husband? Her first husband gets swept under Rogelaw. Didn't he marry her when she was like 14. Yeah, he was a normie like yeah, yeah, can I skip over like the origin

story, you know, bitten by the spider and all that Yeah, yeah, yeah, radioactive spider, a bit of what? She was working in some place and they needed pictures for the guys, took pictures to her Yeah, some guy saw, oh fuck we forgot about the movie producer. I love that scene by the way. That was, yeah, Mr. Z, like

Mr. Z, but they were cattle, that's the thing, so she just walks in, she starts read the lines, he doesn't see a word, he just goes up and you just see this very quick, like jump-cut sequence of him raping her so he just grabs her, bends her over, pulls down her panties,

whips out his cock, and then and then she starts winging. Start going boo-hoo-hoo-hoo. You're ruining it for me, sweetie. Cry louder. I need you to cry louder. Come on. The girl reception was doing like that. It's living. It better you than me, bitch.

Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, Joe DiMaggio has a temper, let's say. Now, he never married again after Marilyn, because he loved her so much. Yeah. And he left a single rose on her grave every year. On her birthday. Sorry, cool. Yeah, cool, dude.

That's beautiful and romantic, dude. That makes up for the fisticuffs. Yeah, exactly. But they did whackage it her a good bit, like, well, he whacked her. Yeah. He showed up to her every... He'd lay a rose on her headstone once a year, and then he kicked the shit out of the headstone. You fucking blot!

The Undertaker comes in. Oh no, Mr. Demasio, not again. Get off of me! There's nude pictures of a gravestone. I'm shaved like out of the press, wouldn't it? You cocksucker's killed. So,

so, like... Damaggio, he's a hot-tempered guy and he can't stand... I do love the shot. You know, she's on the grate and her dress is going up. Yes. And it's this big, massive, insanely big crowd.

like so really big and he's just there like that well that was the thing it was for the movie the seven year itch yeah and so that very famous scene of her on the gray at up of the subway blowing her dress up so they shot like they did they shot it twice they shot it like on a sound stage

and wherever and then they actually shot it on location in New York and a bunch of people a bunch of press that all gathered down it became this incredibly iconic image but Joe DiMaggio he didn't like it at all because he was already like look they're casting you as a dumb blonde

whore and we need to move away from that you know and then she does the dress thing so look he told her he gave her it's like look if you do anything you know I'm gonna and what does she do he was like I'm gonna marry with children yet

you know what that is well my god someday she coulda she didn't have to go out wearing that big flowy dress she could have worn a pair of slacks yes you wouldn't have that problem and she was wearing a nice pair of slas A pair of slacks. Or like a suit of armor.

No best around. See, well, I just don't know what it is about you crazy names. I'm just in love. Oh, well, you know, maybe you're just not finding the right woman. Hey, maybe you could be right, sweetheart. I've never actually seen the seven years. I haven't either, no. I've seen some like it hot though.

Yeah, how's that? Oh, it's good, yeah, yeah. You'll like it, yeah. Great ending. It's probably a big of gays. I imagine Well, because there are two dudes dressed as ladies

Yes They can't see you a wink Brian What was going to say So, okay So Joe DiMaggio He starts He batters her again

After that Yeah And then they get divorced After a while Then she meets Arthur Miller That's a complete opposite direction Two roads

Diverg in the woods So Joe DiMaggio War hero Baseball Hard lad Beats women Cool dude Smoke cigarettes

Drink Scotchy sexy Bobby Cannaval Yeah And so now she goes to a nerdy fucking Arthur Miller Arthur Millerwitz Yeah Oh wow

My uh What's the woman That was a Myra or something Magda Magda That's like Magda Yeah My Magda

My Magda And she never actually let me smash Yeah And she died when I was 12 Yes But I've always loved her I've writing a play about her And Magda

And then she's like Well Magda probably Couldn't read He's like Oh yeah the last thing about her she was pretty good at like you know she was smart yeah she was intelligent but everyone's like you're just a dumb hole well it's kind of like you know you can have street smarts and book

smarts and you know other i can't get any smarts yeah exactly where she might not be no one egg was you know she probably she didn't know how spaghetti worked but she could she could read a book and like follow the teams of it yes that's thing like some people just kind of click in certain ways you know when the leam cert only measures one type of telling you what's that one type of intelligence okay

I don't know what it is but like there's like 40 types of intelligence is there 40 types yeah something like that you've quantified this now you've crunched the numbers that's why I heard in the radio one time yeah yeah yeah

Ray Darcy yeah that's what Ray Darcy he's never steered me wrong and Ray Darcy is none of them anyway so now with Arthur Miller this is when she's Arthur Miller

great guy she's just like you know what some people hate themselves so much they can't stand having a good life. They're just so full

of problems that they don't see the prize before them, you know? And all the good things some people have to offer. I was very much team. Ah, no, I don't know whose team I'm on. Miller.

I suppose Miller didn't hit her. I know whose team I'm not on. Yeah, so it's weird, yeah, because she's kind of, she's having issues with her mental health. Her mother's been institutionalized. She's had an abortion also. point out. She had an abortion

in a very graphic disturbing scene. I forget, did Miller know about the... I don't think he knew about No, I don't think anybody did. By the way, it's interesting as well so it said Mickey Mantle, not Mickey Mantle, sorry, Joe DiMaggio. Yeah. He didn't talk about Marilyn Monroe afterwards. Yeah.

Left a little gray, little rose on her grave, okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Miller was almost the exact same. He wouldn't talk about Monroe for years afterwards, all right? Right, right. And only, like, he did publish a book about an all-biography kind of thing

where he talked about her then but that was like the one time and after he's like yeah that's it there that's my statement on it okay and it was all very positive both the guys are all weren't like that bitch

yeah no I think she was like a nice person she just was very troubled big tits and she was abused you know from childhood you know she was beaten molested

raped you know the gender pay gap terrible stuff altogether. Yeah, so she takes drugs and ruins that and she's Yeah, that's what happens. Yeah, she's mean She gets all hopped up on goofballs Yeah, yeah, she has a miscarriage

She gets pregnant but she has a miscarriage Oh yeah, yeah, so she decides have a miscarriage Yeah, she made it happen It wasn't even on accident And ruined everyone's good time right there, yeah So after the miscarriage, she really goes off the rail She's drinking more, doing more drugs also she becomes increasingly

more volatile on set difficult to work with she lashes out so who is it Billy Wilder directed some like it hot that's the one yeah really bumped heads and all it's like you're just making me out to be a dumb blonde whore he was like

well yeah well also like if the dental damn fits they say like clash heads but from what I've read about at this stage like Monroe was kind of gone where like

It wasn't, she was like, um, very just screaming for no reason and, like, wouldn't just show up and it was having, like, crying and all that kind of stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, an artist. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. So then there's kind of, it starts kind of jumping along and getting, it gets very hazy because as her drug problem increases, sort of, the movie can, it becomes more weird and dreamlike. Yeah, you get to hear a piss. Yeah.

I like to. Yeah, that's good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So then we cut to. JFK. The JFK bit now. My God. Yeah.

You know, that guy, by the way, great JFK, I looked them up. Fantastic JFK. You know, he's played JFK in like four things. Is that right? Yeah. He was JFK in that Jackie movie that came out in 2016 with Natalie Portman. Yeah. And he's been JFK in a TV show and I think JFK in like a commercial or

something as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Great JFK right there. And every Halloween he's Bobby Kennedy. And not quite as good at it. But you know, he likes to, he does. doesn't want to be a one-trick. He wanders around the hotel being like, come on, come on. He's like the whore from Chapiquitic.

So, yeah, so the JFK bed, basically. And it is weird, because they don't, they purposely don't show her meeting the president or anything. They just have her being dragged in. Literally. The JFK just kidnap her. Yeah, so we just cut to her. She's on a plane.

She's off her face, puking in the jacks. She wakes up, but she's barely, she's half comatose two secret security dudes have literally picked her up and are carrying her to the hotel room where JFK he's on the bed in his boxers

he's on the phone let me tell you something Mr President I see the way as well like he's got that thing around his chest Yeah what was that? That's the back brace he had to wear Oh he had a back brace? Oh he was fucked by the way like his back was fucked Why? He had to lie in the floor half the time

He man those candies were like Pugs they're just falling apart they're disgusting like varmin aren't they they're saying they had shit bodies

instead of looking after themselves like let's just fuck a load of dames and maybe that'll help yeah yeah and maybe I'll just take more pills

that'll work so the doctor's like please sir please just sit down and relax she's like I hear you I got to run a train with Bobby

Mr President could you not at least let them get on top what am I a half a fagg over here I'm a tell you I'm a sonny boy

when Jack Kennedy starts fucking he does the fucking ask not what my penis can do for you just be grateful that you have more than one hole to stick it in am i right well that's why they say in the kennedy assassinate i need to work on my kennedy it was good though it's good you don't want to go full quimby that's thing yeah yeah yeah but uh that's why you know what he kind of moves weird in the kennedy assassination because he has that brace right so he can't he can't literally can't like duck down properly wow okay

yeah yeah no he was fucked he was actually way more fucked and i think uh Bobby was a little bit more like I might eat a vegetable every six months you know Yeah By that he means Going down on a mongo

I'm gonna eat a vegetable La la la la la la la But yeah So he's on the So he's back as fucked He's on the bed He's on the phone I presume the Kremlin

Or some shit like Yeah he's like Ah don't you Don't you threaten me Because I am the president And then he's like Come on honey Suck my dick

Yeah I love to him See he's just lying on the bed She's like Hello darling How are you he just whips it out grabs her head

and just makes her suck his dick but first first giving a hand job he's like honey come on honey come on don't be shy come on get into it come on I'm busy here yeah yeah and he's on the phone

and you can overhear the phone is like well there has been more women than another White House staffer has come out and accused you of sexual misconduct like well that's absolutely paparish that's poppy cock speaking of which hey honey get on my

poppy. I keep pulling the microphone away. It's like, no, they can't hear me if I do that. I love to hold this, how messy it was. He's watching, like, some sci-fi movie from the 50s. Yeah. Some space movie. That's what he would watch, like. There's like a spaceship crashing into the white house.

Yeah, it is very on the nose, but that is something Kendi would watch, I'd say. He would watch dumb shit like that. It's pretty good. Hey. Let's get one of those ourselves, buddy. Do you know that they're actually are flying sauces? I thought it was just a bunch of gokes or something.

But man, I love to Kennedy betray on this. Sometimes, I like it when, like, sometimes you watch war movies or stuff about, like, you know, politics, and it's so noble and so Spielberg. But this is so depraved and fucking, like, yeah.

No, he was depraved. Kennedy. He was, he was a fuck boy. I take, no, he was beyond fuckboy, man. Yeah, he was a fuck man. He was one step away from Jeffrey Dahmer. Like, he was fucking mental. That's great. Like, even, like, I meant, he was

on the crown a while ago. They had Dexter playing him. Not very good as Kendi. But that full on just had like, you know, like fucking Jackie Ores like, you know, flinching every few minutes, you know, crying in the bathroom, you know. I was like, yeah, that's why he was like, it wasn't just every day

being like, how can I protect my country? I don't, I'm going to stand up the CIA and I don't care if I get shot, you know, it's... Well, like he, you know, he stole the election. It was like, his dad with his connections to organize crime helped helped

JFK get elected His dad was involved with fucking prohibition They were a crime family Yeah They were dogs Fucking dogs

That's what happens Irish in the country Yeah yeah yeah No blacks No dogs no Irish Yeah That's what they used to say But no they don't

Which is good Probably Well Time will tell I suppose But anyway We're getting off talk But yeah

I think like He was depraved Like I think He's the last president That could be That depraved And get out

with it. Like, I'm fucking, you know, well, if you believe stuff of Obama is different, but like, no, Kennedy wasn't doing that. Well, no, sorry, Nixon wasn't doing that shit. Like, Nixon, I think was just a drunk, just on his own napping. Yeah, he wasn't out fucking. He was a dork. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, the bit, so she just... She sucked his cock. I'm annoyed. You didn't actually see her. I think she's gone full hog and had her sucking, just a prosthetic or something, you know? Well, later on, when she cuts, she has, like, a flashback to, uh, that movie produced. a rip. Yeah, you see

your erect penis. Oh, that's probably prosthetic. No, it was the rail thing. I hope so, yeah. I checked it frame by frame. It was a pure fake dirt digler. Yeah, but yeah, it's great. It's great. Imagine seeing that on the big screen. Just that big hog coming at you. Well, also what's cool is when she's stuck in his cock,

you see the audience. You see, remember it kind of pans out and you see like audience watching it. Yes. I like that. That could be seen as pretentious. But for this one case, I'm like, she is stuck in the presence of cock, so I'll let me away with it. I'll love it. Yeah, yeah.

I'll groove on this. Yeah, so. A man, actually, the bit where she's having like that weird dream, we're like, you know, it goes all kind of night vision? And, like, the dads in, like, the background. That's pure horror movie right there. Yeah, no, there were some sequences

that were legitimately, like, terrifying, you know? Yeah. But in a really good way, you know? No, I think it's like, people just seem to, the knee-jerk, reaction is this sort of like it's disgusting how he's you know blah blah blah mocking her

memory and you know raking over her grave it's disrespectful it's exploitative blah blah blah people are you not willing to acknowledge it at least that this is a very competently made film it's very well done there's some great like those like

shots of like on the set of some like it hot or like that rendition of diamonds are a girl's best friend they are incredible well crafted. Is that from the film? Is that just her superimposed like CGI?

Yeah, it's not. No, it's all. It's all recreated. Yeah. Like he's a fantastic filmmaker this guy. And people aren't willing to Just because look, I get it.

He's an Aussie dog. I get that. Obviously, you should hate him for that. No Aussie, he's no dogs. He's a bottom feeder. Carraig, fucking kangaroo koala munchin' cunt. I get it.

Well, you know what this is interesting now? I was thinking about this when we were getting sweets in the shop, all right? So, So, Mardi Monroe is someone that a lot of people, when she was alive, projected on. They're like, this is Marlon Roe. She's probably like this.

Oh, there's guys in trucks jerking off being like, oh, I bet she'd love stuck in my feet. And there's women who are like, oh, I bet me and her be friends, because I'm sexy. I'm just as stylish as her. Other people are like, oh, I wish I was like her. I wish I was banging her. So they put all this, like, all these hopes and dreams and emotion onto her. Yeah. And then she's dead.

But there hasn't gone away. People are still the image of her. There's girls who were like 18, they're still like, oh, I love Marilyn Monroe. They never seen a Marilyn Monroe movie. No. They wouldn't know Jack Lemon if he bit him on the ass. But like...

If Jack Lemon slapped you in their face with his cock, you wouldn't know who he was, would you? So there's still like this kind of like hero worship thing in Marilyn Monroe. Yeah. And like, oh, we love Marilyn Monroe. That's it. So now it's like you're basically like satanic verses.

You know, you're like... Yes. You're mocking Muhammad. Yeah. Hamid Monroe, all right? But what's interesting is Twatwa. They're issuing a twatwa.

That's a man. Yeah. They should have said that when he got stabbed the neck, you know, right? Right. You go, hey, look. Salman, I wake up, you cunt. But my point was, so that guy, Andrew Dominique,

whoever's called, okay? He also directed a movie called The Assassination of Jesse James by the cowardly Robert Ford. Yes Now Jesse James Was a celebrity At the time

Okay And people had this notion In their heads Where he was like a Robin Hood type Steal from Rich Give to the Port He was an outlaw He was

You know Like Billy the kid They were They were like They were famous They were folk heroes Yeah they're folk heroes The same way

Like in the gangster time There was like Pretty Baby Whatever the fuck they were called Babyface Nelson Yeah Those kind of guys Became heroes as well

You know Alipone Yeah it became heroes but John Dillinger But then If

So the Jesse James movie comes out Yeah And portrays Jesse James Like a fucking Kind of a cunt A smelly cunt You know

He's like a criminal And he's robin from shit He's got some guys He's a bit of a dick Yeah And it's a very depressing movie About fame And about you know

I don't want to spoil Hero worship The cult of personality Yeah I don't spoil it too much But it's a little bit about Casey Affleck trying to be like him and then failing

and then like he becomes known himself like a minor celebrity it's actually kind of a weirdly movie about celebrity about Wild West Times people are like oh it's you

you're going to do something cool right it's like no I'm going to rob you you cunt and it's just very kind of long and kind of dark meditation on life okay but I bet you there's some old man when that movie came out

was like oh gee Jesse James yeah he was like the guy with Lesso and he was like do do do do and they watched them like what the hell was that I'm sure my dad was like that because he loved westerns and then that came out

as like what the fuck is this shit really and then a few years later he was gone no am I saying there's a correlation am I blaming Andrew Dominic it's funny that he saw that

he was like that was bad and he saw like oh there's a new movie coming out with Jake Gyllenhaal that's a western that might be good now the timeline doesn't match up there Brian broke back

out and came out before the assassination of Jesse James by the coroner Robert Ford, you fucking idiot. You stupid fucking cunt. Okay. Yeah.

You got me, you're right? Pride of yourself there, are you? But anyway. Ah, well, like, yeah. We have fun, though, don't we? We have fun. When I say we have fun. You're my Jackie-O.

So he's done... You're going, oh, no! I'm flinching all the time. I'm sucking you off and looking around as like podcast equipment. Come on, Brian. Don't be shy. Get into it, sweetheart.

and I'm on the phone to the shite talk boys I'll let me tell you something Mr. Larnie those accusations don't mean Diddley's quite to be Come on Brian, Noss me up Yeah Must come Must not spit

Yes the president I must not spit I have to swallow Why do you about the ending then Did you like the I kind of wish Apparently in the book They do a lot more leaning into the CIA

aspect of things Yeah they do not in any way imply the CIA was involved in this. Which I don't like. I wish they had a little something with that. I would like them to reenact the Mr. Happy Birthday Mr. President thing as well. Yeah, we didn't see that at all. We didn't even see her relationship

with Robert Kennedy or Sam Giacano or any of that stuff. That would have been good. It's all in the book. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I might read the book actually. It's very, very good apparently. But in the book, they don't say names. So it's just the athlete or the playwright. Or the president.

or yeah like that producer he was the owner of the studio something he's just mr z in the book so they don't use names i think they might say marilyn but maybe once or twice say marilyn norma jean but for most part when actually so it's like blonde does this blonde got out blonde does this tits takes out her tits yeah now it's probably writing a bit more flowery than that but i'm not the writer you know i'm not the joyous carolote's bitch right yeah you know i'm a working class writer you know big tits comes into the room and her tits are so big that Mr. Z and the mechanic both go look at her tits, they're bloody massive fuck it hell

and then the camera zooms in on the tits but the novel but imagine there's a camera there. But you see the tits, big tits, one tit bigger than the other but in a sexy way. Can I say as well the whole controversy about this being like NC17. You could just be

the 18s. Yeah. I was I've been burned twice now And I don't like it And I'm not happy about this The first time The first time was the boys Had an episode called Hero Gasm Oh yeah, yeah

I remember you talking to me about this ringing me up at four in the morning It wasn't sexy in a whole chance I'm gonna fucking do it But they were like Where's Homelander They were like More like homo lander

Before the episode came out They're like Okay this is based on a very sexual issue the comics and it's going to really push boundaries here and I didn't okay but in my head was like are they going to show full on penetration and there's no reason why they can't show full on penetration

okay he hasn't blinked quite a while I'm just saying like they show penis alright can you not just have like I'm not expecting an ad armist to get fucked on camera right I've accepted she's not going to do that but just hire a stunt cunt all right you just have it

just have it go in I just have like a fake penis It can be all fake if you want He's such a coward about it The blue balls of Anna Darmus By the coward Andrew Dominic Directed by Brian O'Too That guy's a good run

Films He takes big pauses though That's not a problem Killing them softly Chopper And this one He's also directed Two documentaries with the

What they call The Bad Seeds. Oh, Nick Cave in the Bad Seeds? Yeah, he's very good friends with them. Yeah, I don't like that. So he did one documentary about, remember his son fell off the cliff. Who, Nick Caves? Yeah, yeah, that was pretty funny.

His son was like, wheeved diving. No, his son was like, do-do-do-do, oh. With his red right hand, boom. His son died. Yeah, fell off a cliff. So the first documentary was-howier. Was about that, being like, me son's all-h. All-I. My son's dead.

little codger fell off the bloody cliff, went bloody caplui his old splatter-cate there, I'm going on a fucking smoker, my bird's giving it all that. So the documentary about him being like, oh, I use music to,

alright, I use music to, I can't do voices, I use music to cover up what's gone wrong with me, and the second documentary was like, oh, I'm still sad. Yeah. So that's the only kind of bad spot on his IMDB. Yeah, I don't like

like fucking Scorsesee with the Rolling Stones, Shane Meadows with the Stone Roses. Yeah. Just listen to the songs, man. Yeah. And like, it's never interesting because they're such fanboys, they never show, there's never any warts and all elements to it. See, that's the problem as well.

So let's say Scorsese did like a four hour George Harrison documentary. Yeah, that is disgusting. But he's probably like, I can't cut this. What are you talking about? This is all golden. Everyone needs to see George Harrison. He was known as the quiet beetle. How many? I mean, it's going to be shit.

Good observation there by me. I think you'll find. I'm rather insightful. Very good, very good. Oh, we got a little text there from Kevin Larnie, actually. Oh, did it? About coming into the Haypenny tonight. Not the gig. He made that very clear. But for what? Just to pop in and say hello.

That is an insult. What the fuck is he talking about? Pop in. That's Kevin Arnie basically bend you over and shove this cocking. Here's the host of the Shite Talk podcast. I must not speak it out.

I have to swallow. Oh, hell now. James, would you not just suck me Cockdown, please. Come on, don't be shy. He's from the dog, but he doesn't know what to dog accent. He doesn't know how he like that,

but you try your best, yeah. Well, who is it? It's Owen Colgan, Peter Flanagan and Shane Clifford. Flannies good, yeah. That's a pretty, that's a stellar life. Who was on that, sorry? Owen Colgan. Shane Clifford and Peter Flanagan.

That's a good lineup, yeah. I mean, not as good as when we were on it. Yeah, yeah. No, I don't have time for that. I need to watch more Michael Moore documentaries. I watch a documentary called Where to Invade Next. Oh, it's sickening, man. He is sickening.

I fucking hate that. Why is it that he's talking about stuff that I broadly agree with? So he's talking about, like, you know, Iraq war was for oil. Yeah. And I'm like, shut up! You fucking caught me piece of shit. Or like, in this one, it's called What to Invade Next. Where to Invade Next.

Okay, sorry? Oh, he's angry. Sorry. Where to invade next. He's going from place. Here's where I'm going to invade your face with a knuckle sandwich. He's going to different countries to invade them. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So he brings this flag. When you do the air quotes, people can't see. Okay, but I said like, invade them. Okay, yeah. Wink, wink. So, like, and the kind of funny premise is that, He goes there and they're talking We're like

Oh, in Finland we have Healthcare and Free Helicopter And he's like, well in America we don't have Free Helicopters or healthcare Oh my word, that sounds crazy And he goes like, yes it is That's America Land of the Free

Home of the Slade Yeah, it's called the American Dream Because you're fucking cunt He gotta be retarded To believe it Yeah, it's not good I don't know why I'm thinking like Roger

and me, his first one. About Roger Stone? No, no, Roger. The guy from Flint, Michigan, the guy who runs a car company. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. His first documentary, it's very laid back and it's just very slice of life. He's like talking to people. And he's very Louis Theroux.

And he's become, his ego's gotten bigger. Big time. And he's gotten more disgust and looking. He's wearing shades. You know, he has some big health scare recently. That does not surprise me. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Where, like, he couldn't walk for a long time. He, yeah, now, bowling for Columbine was the one that really blew up for, right?

So that was his second feature, I believe. Oscar winning? Did he win the Oscar for that? I think he won it for, uh, Fahrenheit, 9-11, yeah. But, uh, there's, there's a real quaintness to his documentaries now, looking back on his early ones. It's just like, something to, like, it wouldn't be, back then these documentaries were mega successful. Like, I was watching something recently. It was that, what was the name of the guy from Weekend Update who's, like, very conservative?

he has to kind of like yeah that's me I'm from Weekend Update Oh Dennis Miller Dennis Miller yeah So I've watched something Dennis Miller talking about it You didn't give me a lot there

But I made it work I figured it out The other guy who's like So I'm on a TV show Yeah Come on James He was like talking about He was him and Christopher Hitchens

We're talking about In some show I was watching clips on YouTube All right And they were full on saying Like we can't see the movie because every theatre is packed.

It's all sold out. That's how big it was for Fahrenheit 9-11. Jesus. Yeah. It was a huge... It was like, at the time

was the highest gross in documentary of all time. I think you got beat by like some Michael Jackson concert tour or something like that.

Oh, this is it? Yeah, something like that. So it's insane. That's so quaint but also like I think the whole idea of like it's a documentary and it tells you like

Bush is bad. Yeah. Nowadays that would all be like, that's why his Trump documentary all John Oliver now. It's all on YouTube. It was revolutionary at the time for this documentary filmmaker to be like basically criticizing the Bush administration, the war in Iraq, and you know, it was like he was doing numbers in the box office. Oh, and also you have to do,

give him credit though. At the time, that was fucking, I don't want to say we're brave too often. It was bald, you know. But remember the Dixie Chicks. Like the Dixie Chicks got full on death threats. Yeah, that's true. For this saying like, you know, maybe it's bad. Where he's got like a 90 minute movie that's full on saying like George Bush works for an oil company, oil company involved in Saudi Arabia, so and so and so Dick Cheney is the CEO of Halliburton.

Yeah, yeah, all this stuff. It's all for money. It's all bullshit. These soldiers are dying for no reason whatsoever. Like that's pretty kind of a little bit salty. It's a hot take. It's a hot take, isn't it? At the time, especially because they're still in Iraq. 9-11 is very fresh in everyone's memory.

People are patriotic as fuck. You know? I didn't make this comparison. but it was kind of like you know the way at the height of like it would be like at the height of like Black Lives Matter

or something like that being like actually you know George Floyd was involved at the oil trade actually yeah he had oil in his history yeah

I'm just saying Halliburton you know think about it Halliburton George Floyd come on but that's a bad example right there it's almost like it made it

for comedic reasons but it's like It's respectful Yeah But it's like It's the height Of the fucking hysteria You know

And you're coming out with that And he made a lot money It did And he was big for a while And I know it was with documentaries There's more and more Less just talking And more of him talking

And more like stunts And yeah his little like gimmicks Like that one of bone For Columbine Where it's like He goes into a bank Fills out a form And they hand him a gun

But then turns out It's just edited that way And there was actually like a four week waiting period and a background check but he makes it look like he just walked in filled out a form

and they handed him a gun where it's like if you just ingenuous if you include that it still works by the way it's still stupid for a bank to be giving you a gun

yeah yeah so like you can still make that funny if you want but he's just lazy just going like no let's have me walk out right there firing the gun into the air people are idiots

they don't know about editing you know but you know like Fahrenheit 9-11 there's a bit in that now it's a good documentary I suppose There's a bit in that where he's like

Oh, a lot of the people in Congress Didn't read the Patriot Act Well, guess what? I'm going to get an ice cream truck And drive around Washington Reading the Patriot Act out loud So then everyone can hear it Oh

It had to be an ice cream truck, didn't it? But it's just very impotent and sad And it's just like He thinks he's very funny And then he's playing like fight the power Yeah Fight the Power like He has a real kind of like

I'm very funny I'm very sarcastic I'm funny I'm sexy I'm from the streets I'm skinny all the brother men like me

what it is soul brother yeah I bet black people hate him oh yeah big fat disgusting

white guy I'm I don't know I guarantee it I'm gonna say a number here I think

the number of people that like number of black people that like Michael Moore yeah Multiply that by, I think, 23%. Okay. And that is the amount of people...

No, no, no. Multiply that 23 times. Yes. That's the amount of people of black people that like Donald Trump. Sure. Yeah.

My point is more black people like Donald Trump than Michael Moore. Yes. That's the point right there. Good. Now, I went a long way in my ice cream truck.

But we're rewarded for it. We're all the better for it. At first I said multiply it by 23%. But of course, that would make it lower, wouldn't it? Sure. Or why not? Yeah, exactly.

Hey, you got it. We're like well over the hour. Oh, are we? Yeah, we're like an hour six. Oh, that's crazy. I looked a while ago, it was like 20. I assumed it was still 20. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I checked that. You've been on a roll. Yeah, we never got to Dahmer, actually. Oh, Dommer. We'll get to Dommer next week. Yeah, we'll do Dommer next week. Oh, I was going to do something really funny. It was real quick.

Like, this girl, it was so funny, though. This girl called Tracy Andrews, all right? Okay. So is she and her husband? Okay, let me tell you this, okay. this is what the official story first of all Tracy Andrews heard her husband driving along

this guy pulls up behind him there's some road rage right he's like oh fucking it's green go you idiot and the husband's like hey don't call me you asshole the guy gets out stabs the husband 42 times in the chest wow yeah and runs away

well drives away okay so you hear that you're like wow who's the victim there the husband Yes Well who caused it Well you probably

You're gullible Alright You think like I bet I get the The guy who stabbed him Yeah Is the guy who did it The perpetrator

Turns out he's not real But the wife did it The wife did it The wife did it So the wife Just stabbed her husband 42 times all right Yeah

And was like Oh no Some fat guy In the truck did it And then for months They were looking For the fat guy in the truck Yeah

Turns out he wasn't real She did it Wow Yeah Where is this England Surrey. Oh, Surrey.

And guess what? She went to jail then eventually. She got out. She got plastic surgery on the NHS. And is she a piece now? She's a piece. Well, then she's innocent, Brian. She is partying right now, right now as he speak, okay?

Yeah. She was at hen party there dressed up like a police officer, a sexy police officer. Oh, ho. Yeah. This bird sounds like a right old laugh. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Well, good.

Tracy Andrews right there. People say Brexit was a bad thing. Well, ha ha ha. Anyway, so anything you want to say before we head off? I think you kind of want to go. No, I don't. I'm just, why, do I look like I want to go? You're doing that kind of your day.

I'm sorry, no, I'm good. You're looking around, you're fidgety. I'm fidgety, I don't know. I tell you, I need a cigarette. I haven't had a cigarette today yet. How about we get some cigarettes after this? Well, I have some. I just haven't smoked yet.

So when I'm hung over, I don't like to smoke because it gives me an ouchy head. But my hangover is pretty much past now. so I'm going to have a cigarette. You drank a lot, did you last night? I mean, I wouldn't say, yeah, I guess I did, yeah. I'm not going to be drinking for a while. Okay. I'm just trying to save money for a bit.

How are you going to go out with your crazy work crew? I'm not going to go out with my crazy work crew. They're wild boys and gals. They're full on wild boys, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to take it a little break. I'm glad, actually, it's meant to be something coming up, like a big event, and they got moved. I'm kind of like, thank God.

It's not even though the money per se It's just Not spending money It's good excuse to like I'm like oh I can't spend money So I guess I have to feel not sick all the time I guess I won't be puking and work anymore Oh it's the inflation isn't it

I'd love to go out and have fun with you guys And do all the ketamine and all that But it's Putin isn't it And Liz Truss Oh you're a real party animal Brian I gotta say I just want to go home and watch industry Of course yeah

listen to your Guardian podcast in the bath. I've, oh, no podcast anymore. Really? Well, maybe Gary Neville sometimes, but it's mostly hip-hop from now on. Wow, okay, so you've... I'm turning away from podcasts. They just bring me nothing but misery.

Are you sure it's the podcast, Brian? Are you sure maybe it's not something internal? No, no, no, it's the podcast. No, I just got too much information in my head, man. Oh, okay. I think about this, okay. I wake up sometimes going to work. Yeah, right?

yeah um i wake about an hour and a half before work so i can get a little shower get on the bus you know get me breakfast maybe sit down and have a croissant or something like that yeah yeah the whole time i'm listening to the podcast i'm listening to other people's opinions yeah non-stop not forming your own not for my own talk i'm not thinking you're not so point on a podcast it's like saying hey i don't have to think bill simmons is thinking for me yeah he's going to talk about basketball for a while where instead of I could be on the bus

listening to some hip hop all right thinking about life you know thinking about like you know I pray my baby was a bastard

you know oh my baby mama says this and I beat her up so bad you couldn't breathe properly yeah

yeah you know stuff like that I'll cheer you up yeah exactly I'm like this is it I'm four of my own opinions now I got very strong

opinions about baby mommas yeah so you better watch out they hose yo yeah yeah well no I think this is

good now. Yeah, you're going to go full wig or now? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And I'm going to start going to gym. Okay. I signed up for a gym there beside work, so I'm going to... So I got a lot of anger inside me. Yeah. Yeah. How much is it like, is it a six months or a year membership or? Or it's just kind of like pay as you go? Pay as you go, yeah.

Right, right, right. Okay. So I signed up for a month. Okay. It's like Netflix there, yeah. Yeah, yeah. So I'm going to do that and really just like work hard. And I'm going to like, if I see someone with a kneel or something like that I'm just going to be like cough sometimes like that and maybe they'll give me one the needles oh a needle yeah I didn't know what you said there yeah yeah needle all right so then we start doing needles together

so you're gonna do heroin now is what you're saying no steroids I've joined it oh you're gonna get swollen I'm gonna get swollen you're gonna get yoked yeah I'm gonna start swerving as well you ever hear swerving what's swerving swerving swerving means cheating on your wife oh okay I'm gonna get a wife I'm gonna start swerving on her I love that term by the way swerving swerving yeah that's cool

Yeah, you can start using that frinding, though. Let's say you cheat in your diet or something, though. I'll go, I'm swerving on your taxes, you know, yeah, yeah. Your honor, I was swerving. I'm like Al Capo and I'm swerving. Yeah, yeah, the ancient consent. You, I was swerving, dog. Yeah, yeah.

Anyway, let's end it there. You gotta go. All right. Thank you for listening. Bye. Blonde is a good fellow.