Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 172 : Nope that's Hellraiser

Episode Date: October 19, 2022

Try Guys try Brian and James

Okay. Right, we're back for a free episode, guys. We're going to have a lot of fun today, probably. We've got a lot of stuff to talk about. We can talk about Hellraiser because it's a spooky season. It is spooky season. And we can talk about Nope. Because it's Halloween.

And it's a season of some description. The word escapes me right now at present. And we can talk about SNL with Brendan Gleason. We know what the end stands for. Hey now Yeah, well we were just watching A bit of S&L with Brendan Gleason Not good

No disrespect to Brendan Gleason It was funny I saw a headline Darren Dernder like Brendan Gleason was okay In a slightly uneven S&L And it was kind of like Can you believe that

An uneven S&L And a mixed bag Some of the sketches were hit But some were missed Yeah I mean that is That's the nicest thing You can say about S&L these days

I actually stay away from S&L I watched it because of Brendan, of course. It's wall-to-wall dog shit. I got to support Brendan, but it didn't really strike my fancy. The monologue was very awkward. Yeah, with the playing the mandolin and then Colin Farrell shows up. And he was with a mustache, and there was no joke to that really. It's like, oh, I got a mustache.

Yeah. I got it from the mustache shop. Yeah. Anyway, what's going on here? It was very lazy, wasn't it? Very low energy. I know the monologue gets written last, but it seems like it was, they didn't write it. It seems like they're

or it's like Hey Brendan Can you just go out there And wing it You know the way You're known For your comedy Improft

And I assume You know how to play A Mandelaide Because you're Irish Well no Actually I He's like

Can I do my bit From the guard Can I? Just keep Keating over there That's all I'll say RIP To Culeo As well

Yeah We never mentioned Coolio is dead Now Yeah So thanks a lot lot. Versatile. That's who did it. The stress of being

in ringsend for a day and a half. Killed poor Kulio. I'm pretty sure he died of a crack overdose. What? Yeah. Are you sure? Are you just saying this? Are you sure it was his cholesterol? Are you sure this is his arteries?

I know he got caught. He was arrested. This is why you take Killedupak as well. Coolio was arrested in possession of Crack cocaine in 2009. You know he did this show with Marty Morrissey? Really?

You see that clip going around. That was Marty Wheelan. Oh. Yeah. You fucking idiot. Who's Marty Morrissey? Who's Marty Morrissey? Who's Marty Morrissey?

He's the fucking goo looking lad with the fake teeth and the shitty Botox. Oh, all right. He looks like a goblin. Oh, no. Fucking Greg Grogott's looking cut. Well, in my head, it's better if it's

Marty Morrissey. No, Marty Wheelan is... Rty Lyric FM. Yeah. Marty Wheelan is the cool, sexy dude with a mustache that won't quit. Yeah.

Do you know what they booked on my accident? Yeah. Yeah. And he's got him there

and like, oh fuck. You won't please. Yeah. Now we've gone, he's going to sing now.

Great. He's singing style. Isn't real singing, is it? Talking. That's what is. Rhyming talking.

Yeah. Like Dr. Zeus only far scarier. Yeah. So it's Kulio, what,

he actually was drug-related? Well, he was found lying dead on the bathroom floor in his friend's house late at night

How many times you've been on your friend's floor It's like, you know, using the piss to cool yourself down Because the drugs are too good Yeah, yeah, so I don't know, there's speculation, but who cares? He had one good song And Oh, he had the Keenan Kell song Okay, true, you got me there

You got me, hey, defeated with logic right there Yes, finally, one for me Oh, here goes. Now is your Polish fit I'm going to do the entire wrap. Everybody out there don't want to tell you. I've spoken crack cocaine. Look at the statistics in the afternoon.

Don't touch that down or leave the room. There's a high number and a higher probability of murder and violent crimes. You got to watch Keita Gus. Keen & be scheming. With a plan or a plot, get your eyes shot. You sure it was just orange cola? Who loves orange soda?

Anyway, RIP, Cooleo and Brendan Gleason hosted SNLs. So even the whites are taking an L here. You know, the black people and the white people, we've all suffered a huge, this is a big time of tragedy for us all. Speaking of tragedy, the tri-guies. The tri-guise. We were reading about, I've never heard the tri-guise before. I talked to try guys were Irish people, but it turns out it's even worse.

Wait, are you saying that the Irish tribe people are being derivative? No, no, no, they did Okay, good, good, good No, these white honkies are stealing from the Irish Yeah, yeah, yeah So they're like Coming over here, taking us

We were trying Chericola long before Our masters over there We tried, play bit rock But like, so I think so We didn't land on flaming hot Doritos For Doritos

Landed on us I think to try people They sit down and do Like kind of like Oh, gummy beer is where to fuck, okay? But I think these tri-people in America, American try guys, one's Asian,

they kind of do a more kind of like, you know, oh, we're going to try lipstick, we're going to try dancing. They kind of get out and about a bit more. Like, we're going to try, you know, a Broadway show. Not just two people at a table eating a pack of their crisps? No, no, no.

It's a bit, you know what? There's no razzle-dazzle there, you know? It's just, here's the thing and the content is all the talking, all right? Whereas in this, these people, the American try guys, They don't have the integrity to actually eat sweets They're probably like, oh, it's too unhelp

I got anxiety from sweets Yeah, yeah So they have to be like, oh, what's it? You know, let's go on an elephant. Let's go to the zoo and try looking at elephants. Yeah. Whoa. Right on.

But so he does like four of them. Okay. It was four. Ned. Ned is the culprit. Yeah, Ned is the bad apple. He got caught making kissy faces with a lady. You know what?

Some fucking rat, all right? Some rat was tweeting the try guys being like, hello, I saw Ned. kissing a girl is this legal please please report back it's just your new try guy thing

yeah wait so she worked at buzzfeed with no at the tri guy company I thought they started at buzzfeed they're bigger than buzzfeed they're fucking gay like these guys

these dry guys are straight you know what I mean like especially the Asian one he's all man yeah so these guys like they're king of the castle like they're Targaryans you know

they've got a whole company it's the tri guys LLC okay okay so like it's big it's big stuff so they had to fire this guy here because you know if you kiss a woman that could bring down the whole company so what's going to happen to fox okay yeah no so it's actually though that he's married and he was cheating on his life and he's a wife guy with an employee he's a have you heard term wife guy a wife guy he's a proud was a proud wife guy now wife guy is actually its own subsection of wikipedia so you know it's real then oh so a wife guy

is someone who is so like their wife is their religion okay you know some people are so they're pussy wet bitches you know some people are Muslims yeah some people have wives okay it's very similar right so these people they love their wife so much

and like my identity is my wife my pronoun is wife love alright okay and but then turned out it was all a lie so that thing is the hypocrisy of it and also the PR nightmare the whole thing yeah because she was in raper okay

yeah okay we got that on wax now you didn't try that so okay it's a consensual relationship so she's into it she's loving the try guy she's fucking laughing it she's fucking laughing it

she's proper moist thing me give me some of that trot I heard let me truck the other way that guy on Twitter was like I saw I saw I saw I'm kissing her he missed before that okay during a restaurant she got her minge out all right and start rubbing it

you know like the little salt and pepper shakers both then went up and one came back out you know what I mean and you don't want to know which one she sneezed

and one came shooting out there's a little hint actually speaking of minges I was doing a show a few days ago there and they paid you in minges hate when that happens half a minge

that's all I got tuppin's I had to bite you to make sure it was real you hold it up to the light make sure you see that line

the president's faces on it so like there are these awful Welsh women there like awful disgusting personally what

personality wise were they attractive uh no not really they were like nine of them okay and they were like just screaming

before they start like they were all like Nessa from Gavin and Stacey yeah they're all like that all right

and some of them looks like James Gordon a couple of Rob Brightons in there and one of them was just like oh the her name

Tits. Her name's Tits. And one of the girls like Large Tits, alright? Were they? She have the heavies? She had, they were They were heavy, I know. Oh, yeah, kind of like the rest of her. Hmm. Is that what you're saying? Ah, are you? You're not going to catch me out. I'm not going to have fire like Nate or I, yeah. Nate. What? There's another one. So they weren't, but like, during the show, they kept, like, heckling me. They're heckling everyone, but like, one got really angry at me. Yeah, you were telling you. I mentioned

the word. atheism. Yes. And they're like, what's that mean? What? What? And then like,

I like made a joke with atheism. And they're like, what, no. Did you explain what atheism was first of all? I did to her. Yeah.

She still couldn't get it. And then like, her friends were to show like, now it means you don't believe in nothing. It means you don't believe in nothing. She's like, why wouldn't you believe nothing?

What's going on? And then she was like, she opened her legs a little bit. I could see like her underwear, but her underwear was like not put on properties. You could see like a bit of lip flapping out. Are you serious? I saw a cuntflap.

I saw one more hair than cunflap. Oh, okay. Yeah. She really was Welsh then. And she helped a homeless, by the way. Did she? I saw a joke. She worked for a homeless charity.

Really? She kept screaming that. She called her pussy a soup kitchen. Yeah. That soup is bad. Oh, man. You know, it's bad when they're sending it back into the kitchen to the soup kitchen, you know?

You know, it's actually being a homeless. After the show I was walking around Dublin, okay. it's getting rough now we're going to start getting like you know what's going to be bad now it's going to start being like politicians who are like we need to ship homeless people off

to certain locations and you won't get much like argument about it no no no no people being like well it is true because it doesn't give me anxiety yeah yeah that's sort of going to do

like homeless people are actually problematic yes homeless people don't have the correct opinions about like about the LGBT by pronouns yeah exactly yeah

so they're going to be put into camps like in Sligo how depressing. Yeah, their pronouns is change slash please bunch of scum scum dogs, it's all they are crusty crumbums and ragamuffins all. And we'll be like

that in six months. Yeah, give it time. But man, I was walking out there and one woman just came off from me and she's proper like, hello, can you help me, can you help me? I was like that when they put a bit of, you know, enthusiasm. Oh my God, you have to help me right now! A bit theatrics to the whole thing. They're after me. She's like, oh my God, can you help me?

help me. I was like, well, hello. Yeah. And she's like, oh, my friends got bipolar and I got arrested. I'm out jail day, or I robbed the credit union. And I was like, I can't help you, I says. There's not much I can do there. Come on, don't sell yourself short, Brian, you know? Put your sleeves up, come on.

You tip whiskey tours. She's bipolar. It's like, I'll hit like the funds, you know, and fix it. Oh, man. It's like, walking around the place, like, you kind of like, I might need to get a weapon

would it mace you're gonna get a little gun a little pink mace I'm gonna get like

you know like a double barrel shotgun I'm gonna get that I'm gonna saw it off you know so I can go

with sprays everywhere you know I'm not even gonna hide it I'm just gonna carry around you know case I see any

Welsh cunts any Welsh minge you know yeah put that cunt flat back no yeah

I'm standing my ground nice but anyway so the try guys yeah so the so the

um So S&L did a sketch about the try guys The response to it They probably got more hate over that Than Dave Chappelle got over the closer Like they got so much And it was like the comments were insane Comments were

People must love these tricons All right By the way these tricons are not human That's very important to stress They're not human They don't technically count as sentient beings And why is that They're fucking freaks

Okay They're freak cunts But one of the guys Was crying in the video Talking about like We fired her friend Because he was kissing someone he was about to cry up right yeah yeah they need to be caught up in the pieces i'm with that i'll

try that any old day of the week brother yes sir i honestly like put their family microchipped them all right and then put them in the ocean yeah just in case they swim out all right we know they're there like osan bin laden shoot me in the head dump them out there yeah seal team six bitch throw them in the drink so yeah these try guys are obviously very popular man they've got a huge fan base there's religion yeah and then after on the other comments are they're it was like, I have watched S&L for years, but this is too far. I am disappointed, I am shocked,

I am going to kill myself now because Bowing Yang has gone too far. Yeah. No, yeah, because the sketch in Vernes did kind of, their whole thing is like, yeah, people are obviously angry because of this two adults engage in a consensual relationship.

So the joke is, the sketch is like, who fucking cares? It's not a big deal. And the kind of other layer of sketch is the fact that like Brendan Gleason's playing news reporter. Yeah. And he's reporting about shit to do

with like nuclear Armageddon. Oh and Ukraine but he interrupts it for try guys. Yeah. So the joke is that's the kind of joke

there if you, you know. That went over my head. Too cerebral for me. I couldn't buy you know. Yeah, yeah. But yeah,

so people are like that you were reading out some of the comments to me and they were very funny. Man, literally someone it was like I am heartbroken I'm shaking right now.

I'm going to dye my hair blue again. Just, just I am disgusted. I always. I knew Bowen-Yang was problematic, and now I know. Bring back Gillis. Gillis was right. Gillis wouldn't say any about that now.

Maybe Guinness was right all along about certain people. You go to China Town, they're all making fun to try guys. Yeah, yeah. The Chinese out there heavy nerders. Try guys going to try some nerds. I'm just doing the bit from Matt and Shane now. That's good there. That's a good old podcast, isn't it?

Yeah, that's fun We just do other bits They call theirs The Secret Podcast Ha! You ain't got nothing on us The BJ Boys It's actually impressive

How little Numbers we do It's very funny Isn't it It's a part of the gag It's good I'm gonna start putting posters Around Dublin by the way

Yeah, you've been saying that for a while No, but I'm gonna do it now Are you? It's proof you wrong Yeah Posters all over Dublin Yeah Yeah it's gonna be like

Blitzkrieg You and your sawed off shotgun on posters of the podcast. Don't Welsh people are allowed to listen to this. What else? What else? So that was the try guys there.

I hope they all die. I honestly hope they all get like really bad. Like I hope to get like, I want to masturbate to them like wanting to get like pancreatic cancer. Yes. He's in the hospital being like, I'm trying chemo.

Just go wank over that. I don't mean like wank over that. I don't mean like wank over the video. I mean like actually going to the hospital who's wank on him like. You know, go in dress as a surgeon Well, hello there, Ned, I'm here Yeah, you little fucking look at that

Look at that This is for Nate or not Whatever the fuck is Ned Now they fired Nate He's gone, yeah But he was a co-founder So they had to buy him out probably I don't know how it works

Yeah, they did say in the video There's a lot of legal stuff going on Oh, because she was an employee They have him on breach of contract Probably So they're not giving him a penny This is a swizzle That's a honey

pot. A swizzle. That Asian one paid this little whore It was probably that same Welsh Cuntflab bitch in the apennie. This is a swizzle, a dizzle and nizzle. I don't like it, no. This is a nipsey hustle. Anyway, you cut the cheese.

There is foul play a fuck, sir. That girl find her and, you know. Yeah, yeah. You know, it happened to E. Meade Doeke as well. Try something that she can't walk back from. It happened to Emey a doke.

Who's that now? The Ime Adok Suduk Yeah A new floor polish What is that? He was the coach Of the Celtics

Oh, Nia Long's husband Yeah Yeah Nia Long's husband He cheated Nio Long He's just banging a girl Consensually, okay Yeah

He's fired as well now Because she worked for the company Again, that's That's pretty standard breach of contract You can't be Don't be Dipping your way

I am never signing a contract I'm never signing a contract I'm never signing a contract Mentioned that Every contract you sign mentions that Did you sign a contract with Tealings? Don't mention the name, but yeah. Okay.

I guarantee you didn't mention that because I've got no... I was just the janitor, that's it. That's the only person below me. Man, I don't understand why more people are not going to work right now with Sean off shotguns. By the way, you put off, like, posts of you at work. People know where you work. I know.

Don't say the name. You're a try guy. That's what you are. You're a try guy. And I'm full Ned, baby. post the video like, James is gone. James is no longer

a part of Brian and James fuck each other. He was not in keeping with our values here at the company. I don't know what it is now. I've been getting anger and anger recently.

I can't not think about certain people. It's like, you have a, you know the way people talk about like you have a biological urge like eat meat and you know do all that stuff

you know, be how old at the moon and all that. Yeah. I think it's like that when I see like people like that just wimps. like, and I'm Brian, okay, I'm not a big

strong guy, but it's like, I have a biological need to grab your head and just whack it off the wall until your teeth fall out. It's evolution, baby. It's survival of the fittest, Darwinism. It is like, I need to do it, man. Alpha males like me and you, we have to beat up try guys. That's right. Tri-Gy guys,

they'll battle them all. They're all getting it. Asians, every one of them. Yeah. I know, I like Bowen Yang now. Bowen Yang has won me over recently. Oh, really? Yeah, he was in bros, and he was, like, funny in bros.

Okay, well, good. Look, yeah, fine. I mean, S&L is not a good barometer of whether somebody's funny. It's almost like you have to take him away from S&L to realize, you know, what the fuck. It's almost like, I can't judge anyone there. No. They've gotten loads of new people now. Again, testament to Keenan.

That's how good Keenan is, that he's still funny on that shit. I mean, all Keenan sketches now, or he's in for, like, about a minute, and he leaves again. Yeah. Yeah, I think he's pretty done there now. I would be surprised if he's like, I'm going to have a new character. called, like, guy who, like, sits down and doesn't, like, wear makeup. Yeah, like Stephen Segal's new movie. Have you heard about this? No, what's the...

Have you heard about this? It's a Stephen's a call guy, who he's crazy. He's... He's... He's keen and gone to Russia now, is it? No, there's a new Stephen Segal movie out where he does his fight scenes. He's sitting in a chair, and he does, like, a fight scene. Oh, really?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's sitting in his chair, and somebody attacks him, so he does his, like, choreographed jihitsu shit. Oh, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jitsu. Hey, you got it. I just said Jew and it was like... Well, Eric's done. Done and Dusted beef.

And I'm on Adderall right now. Are you? This is my brain... No, I'm not really. You got excited there. You're on a lot of caffeine, though. I am actually, yeah. You've been crushing the caffeine.

I am actually. Yeah, so once you perk yourself up, your nudie come. Man, it gives me mad shits, though. Yeah? Yeah, man, I was drinking recently. I did the weirdest shits I've ever done my life, dude. Yeah. I felt like I'd been fucked in the ass

by a 12 inch cock Of course Just the way I just fell out A coffee enema There was no pressure It was like Just liquid just falling The pitter patter

Pitter Pitter Like you know when you're sitting drinking coffee In the rains outside It was like that But it was coming on my ass And I was crying Yeah your roommate

Brian are you okay Don't come in Don't come in But you left the door open Brian Stop looking You're making it go back in Stop Yeah

I need to work on my diet a bit. I had a while there where I was just eating chicken. Yeah. How was that? That was the carnivore diet. Yeah. Meat and veggies. You know the only some people get like no vegetables.

That's bad for you. That's gay. Okay. That's gay. You always some people eat a breakfast roll. Yes. Or I might get a chicken fillet roll. Yeah.

What I was doing was, I was just going in and saying, can I get two chicken fillets and I just eat them? Right. And that was it. Right there at the counter while staring at the deli hoars. they are hoars I took big man bites Look at the way she's wearing gloves What a whore

Look at that hair net She wants it Look at her bending over Have a sweating While having a menopause Heat flash Hot flash Whatever you call it

She wants it Yeah Have a notch on my chicken drumstick Baby Give us a go on your bargain Bucket Your fucking God. Pleased to leave the shop now.

Sir, you have to go. No, this is no good. This is not how you win the woman's heart. You are being a disgrace right now. I watch the tri-guides. They teach me values. That's how I learned to be a good man. I do not like the Asian boy.

He eat the poo. Now, the tri-guies, were they kind of like family-friendly? See how I just... That was so smooth. That was so... so smooth. Try guys. They're like wholesome family content. Wholesome content, yeah?

What? Family friendly. I have a complete brain flash there. Sorry. I was enjoying myself too much. I'm sorry. They were wholesome. I've never watched any of their videos. I refuse to now. I did see one video said, uh, try guys, try stand up. And I was like, I can't watch this right now.

I am too fragile right now to watch something like that. Yeah, it feels like you're kind of, are you on the Husbriar, are you about to... What are you going to gym all the time, dude? Yeah. I'm getting ripped. But it feels like the anger is just taking... Well, but that's the thing, because I...

You know what? I repress it so much, okay? So anger turns into depression. That's what that bitch said on that show, all right? Depression is anger turned inward. Yeah, well, I mean, she's half a guinea that got raped in a car park. You got to listen to her. Daph Bint.

Oh, no! Puerto Rican cock in my ass! Doi! What did you expect? You stick with you. your own people. This is what I'm telling you. You can't trust these fucking

Jesus, whatever the fuck. Employee of the month, move on. Let's move on, actually. Let's talk about... What? You just cut me off there mid flow. Wow, okay.

It's a late one here. I'm getting heart palpitations. Are you? No, I just have a small little bit of pain into heart, like, but... I wouldn't worry about it. Yeah, it's just a lot of caffeine

and shit like that. I'll go to gym tomorrow and make it all better. Yeah, yeah. I'll eat more raisins. That's what I'll do as well. That's right. No, just make me laugh too much.

Sorry, sorry. Let's just count down. Yeah, let's stop that. We don't want any of that now, do it? What else were you going to talk about at this one? Hellraiser. I'm talking about Hellraiser minute. Let's see what else are you.

Remember we watched that package deal sitcom last time I was here? Yeah. I can't stop thinking about that. Actually, I was over in yours because it was on Amazon Prime. Oh, you're right. And I don't have Amazon Prime here because I basically live like I'm in a third world jungle now. Whereas I got Amazon Prime, Disney Plus, I don't understand.

When homeless people are like, can you help me? I'm like, well, why don't we just watch She Hulk on Disney Plus? That will cheer you up. Package deal, man. You've got Harlan Williams, baby. So explain package deal.

Me and James were bored, okay? Instead of going out and getting bitches, we thought it would more fun and more enjoyable would be to go on like Amazon Prime and find like the weird shit. There's a lot of weird shit on there The thing is you scroll through Netflix Right eventually you reach the end

And it brings you back to the star of the suggestions Amazon it keeps going and going and going And you just keep So you'll say like let's say it's a British sitcoms You're like okay right And you'd be like okay Only Fills and Horseses All right Yes minister

Oh porridge okay yeah And you'll keep going Eventually it'd be like some kind of like It'd be a horror movie You'd be like what the hell And you keep going it's like it's a Japanese baseball drama and you just keep going

and it just never ends I think it's weirder and more like bizarre eclectic yeah I think I think Netflix curate their library a lot more like who we have this here

I think they're a little bit more like this is a weird shite let's get rid of it like whereas Amazon's like just the more the merrier and they have some stuff there that literally looks so cheap like it looks like we shot

on like you know Android phones yeah like proper first year student film level quality. Yeah, there's like proper DQIT shit on Amazon Prime. None of my stuff, no. I couldn't handle it.

Bezos, the coward. He can't handle the real. And they've got loads of sitcoms that you've never heard of. I've heard of them all. I don't want to brag, but I have heard of some sitcoms. Yeah, yeah. And these are all taken to like, what the hell is it? We're pretty knowledgeable when it comes to obscure shitty sitcoms.

Yeah. And it was one we stumbled on called Packaged Deal. Yes. And the premise is so flimmed. I was like, how could you even sell this? Two seasons it got. The premise was, the guy is in love with a girl, but he has two brothers.

Yeah. And that's it. Yeah. And it's like, babe, I want to take it to the next level. Oh, I think I'm going to need some ice packs for that.

No, babe. I want you to meet my brothers. And then, you know, cut to the credits. Yeah, he's got two brothers. Because it's a package deal. It's like,

yeah, I won't, like, you know how you're, like she's a fucking like smoke show 10 out of 10. She's a smoke show 10 kill your mother to see your tits. Yeah. Yeah. My brother was in half baked and dumb and dumber and there's something about Mary. Yeah. I'm going to risk it all for him. He was

he's Harlan Williams you whore. Show respect. Yeah so that's the whole thing's like Hey if you love me you gotta love my brothers. It was so weird. Never seen a sitcom like that was like such a flimsy premise, such a unknown cast. Like Harlan Williams, he's the big name in the show. He's the guy on the marquee, you know?

He's like the Tom Cruise of it. He is the Tom Cruise of Maverick. And just so, like, apart from Harlan, who you have something a man crush on her, right? Well, maybe because I appreciate comedic talent and genius. The bit of dumb and dober, dober say,

give me that booze, your pumpkin pie, here, get it freak, come on. drinks it and it's piss and then he goes that's great that's great stuff he did it guys you missed it

you guys uh doing a bit of booze and huh sucking back on grandpa's or cough medicine if you can't respect that tooler then you're just a try guy in and out anyway go on there's like so little charisma in the cast

apart from harrelin of course yeah everyone else I've got a broken bottle ready to go no obviously he's like a B-rate, like, you know, never did anything. Wow. So I guarantee something must have fell through last minute.

Like, they were probably going to do some sitcom and the guy got to use the rape or something like that. We're like, oh shit. Okay, package deal. Let's do it. Call him up. Yeah, Harland's there just like on the rickety stool. Drinking piss.

Got the rope ready. They didn't call me for double double two. Oh, fuck. I'm ruined. Yeah We watched that Now I We watched Nope

Yes Separately obviously I want to have I don't know What to think about Nope You liked it And I like being here

And a lot of people Not liking it Okay I don't know What my opinions are Okay Well just to let you know So that's gonna be fun

For the podcast Isn't it I don't have opinions I'm gonna be quiet I'm gonna look at my notes It's just a big question mark read it'll be this James Yeah

No But okay Before nope though I did watch Hell Braiser Hellraiser Yeah Do you know much about Hellraiser

Man there's like 11 Hellraiser Yeah there's a lot of them What's the dude Clive Barker Yeah Clive Barker Yeah Master of horror

Yes And the Former rent boy Is that right Yeah Former British rent boy Sweet Don't even think he's gay

Oh yeah Just needed the money He just needed the money Like So he was banging And getting Fucked in the ass Okay

Now, was he a posh rent boy? He was up there in Hampstead Heath with the politicians. No, no, no. He was down there with like, you know, the guys from ITV, you know. No, Channel 5, that's what he's with there, yeah. The right stuff. Yeah. You know, Jeremy Kyle's back.

Is he? Yeah, he's on sports radio now. Oh. Yeah, being like, oh, man, United are very bad. Can't keep a good man down. Yeah, exactly, yeah. But I was going to say, so Helry, so Clyde Barker, former rent boy, He wrote a number of books

He wrote some of the movies as well He wrote a movie called Underworld Right Which inspired a band called Fuhrer To change their name to Underworld Whoa Mega Mega, Mega White Man Mega, Mega, White Man

And he says Mega By the way He just said Mega On the Patreon We had to do a real Investigation We looked it up and you can hear You can hear our hearts breaking

In real time Oh mega, that's what he's saying Fuck But anyways I can't have anything Laga Laga Laga So

Clyde Barker wrote a novella Now sorry Underworld Is that then it got turned into the underworld movies No no no No no

No no different thing Underworld was about a guy He's like a chemist And he invents these mutant people Who live in the underground Okay And they come out to eat people Okay so it's a satire

Of the working class A little bit like that Yeah And they all vote for labor. Oh, who, who, yeah. And they're, oh, unions. Yeah. What was going to say?

So, Hellraiser, I saw the first movie. I actually forgot the whole premise completely. Yeah. But I watched a remake there yesterday. There's a remake. A remake that came out literally like yesterday. Oh, shit, okay. On Hulu.

Okay. So I watched it. So do you know any about Hellraiser at all? Do you tell me the mythology? No, I know the character, or pinhead. Yeah, well, what is he? He's like a sadist.

He's like addicted to... A cenobite. A cenobite. Yeah. What is that now? Senobites are like demons. He donates to Israel. Is that what you're telling me?

He's the anti-senobite. So they are demon kind of people. They start off as humans. Yeah. But then they get... There's like a box called the Lepigment La-Figuration. The Lankerent. I don't know.

Something like that. Something dumb. made-up word, okay? And it's a box, and it's like a puzzle box. And when you do it... You solve it. When you solve it, you get trapped in their spell, I think. Oh.

Now, again, I've watched these movies, and I've always find it a bit hard to follow what's going on. Yeah. They're not clear horror movies. Like, Jason, you know what's going on there. Yeah. Same with like Freddy Kruger, you know? This is a bit like...

So you get the box, okay, and the box is like a magic spell. Okay. And the cenobites show up. And the cenobytes are people that can... distinguish between pleasure and pain. Right. You know the way they got their skin all ripped off and they're all,

got like pins in her heads up like that. That's sexual to them. Oh. They're jizzing. Oh. You know, pinhead? Yeah. He's just constantly jizzing.

Every time he's on screezing. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Uh, oh, fuck. You fucking cool. Do you ever, like that?

Sometimes I make weird noises during sex like that, yeah. Just a bit of a laugh, you know? Yeah, especially when I wake you up. Yeah. that's the gag I'm raping him while he's asleep

and he's loving it he oh pretending to be asleep wink wink oh Brian's a cenobite aren't you come on lads you can do anything to it They can't distinguish pleasure and rape So this demons show up

okay and they're all like You fucking you No don't say fuck that'd be disgusting You have awoken us We mont blood And then if you have the box, you have to get other people killed unless, or you get killed.

And, okay, so the remake, any big names behind it or involved? The biggest name in it. Well, David S. Geyer, executive produced it. He's like a kind of a hack, but he was semi-involved and, like, Batman Begins

in the Dark Night. He, like, did one good thing for Christopher Nolan. Right. And the rest of it, he did like, the Blade movies, I think, and the, I don't know, Blades actually. No, I take it back.

Yeah. I take it back I mean a big cunt there sorry you are you can rape me again James I don't need your don't give me permission you know that ruins it for me

you fucking cunt so it's not really starts to the cast I think they paid for the hell raise her rights and the right didn't really be the only the biggest name in it

is you know the old lady that bangs Logan Roy you know the old foreign lady is like a Logan yeah she's like the sex appeal in it she's the piece of ass yeah she's going skinny dipping, being like, Tee-hee!

Oh, I just love being on Camp Crystal Lakes, yeah. Fuck off, penhead, fuck off. So it's about this junkie and her boyfriend, and they're like, oh, this millionaire's got some cool shit, let's rob it, but they robbed the box. And the box was hidden because it's so dangerous,

and then they open it, and the cenobites come out. And then the cenobites are like, you must get us blood. Right. You know, we want to pay. very scary it sounds dumb it's a little bit dumb yeah it sounds very dumb also because it's like

so silly the torture is very silly torture is kind of like you know they rip all the the blood the skin from you and they like put pins in you and stuff like that it's a little bit kind of like is it kind of like body horrorish it would be but it's kind of like

it's really over the top where it's like you know the skin isn't like ripped off it's like ripped off like an orange you know it looks a bit silly right okay like no I want to watch more Hellraiser

I don't think this is a very good example of it It was very modern and didn't really do anything crazy I don't think any of them are good though It's kind of horror is a weird genre in that It doesn't matter how shit it is It still seems to amass A big cult following anyway And people there is freaks who are kind of like

They're like oh my God it's amazing It gets worse and worse And watch it ironically Yeah And I've got four pinhead tattoos I'm buying the Blu-rays ironically Yeah, yeah But they're like

They go to space and shit they're on There's a whole Every horror genre They always go to space There's the whole mythology though as well So Pinhead is like the high priest I think And he was like I think a soldier When he felt like in World War II

When he found it right there Yeah I think in the novels They go into way more detail About all that shit I think the films are more just like Weh tits Way blood

Oh no! Oh no! Oh, my, the box fell out of my tits, oh, no. I'm pinhead, and I'm gonna motor both those tithes. We know pain. Oh, I'm a demon. Yeah, I'm not just a British actor. I love pains, so I'm gonna watch all the Medea movies.

Oh, my lord. There's a penhead up here talking on County Dawty. I'm a slap you upside your pinhead, stupid-ass motherfucker. there's a Sherlock Holmes to me pinhead novel, yeah so that's kind of similar to Medea in a ways

so much of crime going on in a way Sherlock Holmes like the opium you know, fent and all that so that Hellraiser didn't really pink

my interest too much it's not really even like watching it there's something about it was making me feel I wasn't enjoying it at all You know what It's not a very scary

I think ting Yeah it's not scary It's just like In your head It's like Well just don't open the box Then I wouldn't go near a box

That much Yeah I've watched bros Yeah I don't know what happens When you open their box Yeah So yeah

What we talk about Before Nope Nope You like nope Yeah I found nope To be not great

Okay I watched it twice Yeah, well, I only watched it once And I went in expecting it It to be not good I ended up liking it more than I thought I would No, again, I'm not saying It's incredible, but I liked it

So let's, we'll get into it And we'll discuss why I did listen to See, he's been preparing for this for weeks, folks No, because I watched it some Trying to get me on the ropes I did like the monkey stuff That was great

I liked the ingestion stuff I like the ingestion stuff Yes Yeah, I like that I just felt the whole idea Spoilers, obviously, yeah Spoilers ahead Yeah, I just felt the whole

kind of premise of them like Oh, we gotta get picture of this To prove that it's real Yeah I didn't really buy that As like a thing natural people would do I would have liked it more If they were like

Trying to tell people And no one believed them And then it attacked everyone Or something like that Right But the whole thing is like We gotta get on camera It's like people get big foot

On camera all the time People still don't believe in big foot You know well no they don't get big foot they get like a blurry shit that's the whole thing is like yeah well the picture they get you get picture anything okay they're gonna say that's deep fake right there okay there's a new show called the capture right now on the bbc it's all about deepfakes oh it's about this politician and people create a deep fake of him um and they get him to do silly

stuff he's like no no it's a drama no it's not me i swear he was eating a baby it wasn't me Yeah, yeah. So I think, like, the idea of, like, they take the picture is like, yeah, we did it. It's like, yeah, no one believed this.

Okay. So why should I care? You know what I mean, like, though? Now, if it was like, here's, I'm going to fix no free right now. All right. Starts off, the beginning is great, okay? Yeah.

I would tone down the sister. Okay, yes. I would give her more depth where it's like, I would give her more depth, like, you know the thing that she was like, oh, I wanted to look. horse and my daddy gave the horse away

jean jacket it's like there's many horse around love okay sure up okay you didn't get a horse I didn't get a horse either I got a donkey well no the horse to train is more so that the father are you saying there's teams in this yeah the father was a bit more focused on

Daniel Kaluah and not yeah yeah just like you never bothered spend any time with her they never got to keep the horses they trained the horses for Scorpion King they mentioned I like that yeah now I I well maybe focus more on that aspect

okay focus more it's a long movie by the way you have a lot of time to focus on that shit all right

yeah yeah I would have cut out the whole fake alien thing by the way that was kind of cheap I felt

fake alien you know the jump scare thing with the kids oh that yeah no that was like I thought

that was cool I like the it's very it's very eerie and like you know I liked it well maybe leave it in

because something that would tell you there maybe it cut out that angel whoever's name is

the The lad who works The technology I would have focused way more On the Asian fella Who is the child star I think his name is Steve He was in that film Mowary

That I like Yeah yeah yeah So I'm gonna call him Steve Okay Okay So I wish it was Steve Uh

Has the thing Okay And they tell Steve And no one else believes Them about the alien But he does Okay And then he sees the alien

As well He survives But he thinks like It's a god Or something like that And then he starts kidnapping people and feeding it to the alien

but he did see it they were like he was showing it off like yeah earlier in the no no but I wanted that to be the third act

okay I wanted that to be a term where he's the more of a villain than he was in it I wanted him be a bit more unhinged it would be more fun right

I would have cut out that fucking quint weirdo oh the cinematographer I did not like that okay I felt like that was a tacked on thing I would have cut that out I would focus way more

on Steve and way more about the family dynamics, all right? Okay. That seems okay to me. That's a good start right there. Point, counterpoint. Okay.

Well, yeah, you are sort of ignoring the themes of it. Now, here's the thing. Just because there's teams doesn't mean those teams are successful, or they should even be there. Okay. So let's say, like, there's many films with teams, at least already, or they try that teams. Every film has themes.

Yeah, okay. The X-Men. Yeah. teams they're freaks that's a theme so like I just don't think

just because they're trying something doesn't mean successful now I know you're going to say it's about exploitation like Diana you know the alien represents

Prince Charles the horse is Diana it makes sense but it's not exploitation and it's about you know unfil well it's not so much exploitation

it's spectacle the whole thing is like spectacle and yes the family's capitalizing on spectacle even make it like it's a good thing or a bad thing also the juxtaposition of like their training horses horses a wild animal

so that's how they approach it with this alien they don't try and capture it or like he has respect for it if you know what I mean I like that I like the fact of like because he knows how to like animals work he knows like how to like think of it like a living thing in a way I do like the fact that it is a living thing it's like a wild animal that you

you can't beat into submission, you have to sort of come to it with a bit of respect. Whereas like the dude, Stephen Yen or whatever he's called, right? From Walking Dead and Mallory. So he completely, he takes it purely as spectacle and he's trying to exploit it. But what's interesting about his character is he feels a kinship with it because he's suffered a really horrific moment. So he internalizes this horrific moment. It's like, well, because I suffered that, I understand this. thing is like just because

you're like personally connected to a tragedy doesn't mean that you don't also exploit this for your own personal game. The fact that I misremembered it as well where he thinks the monkey and him at a connection but really is just the fact like the monkey wasn't looking down directly in the eye and didn't get a chance to rip and parr because the monkey got a shot.

Yeah. But like you're saying things I like. Yeah. I'm saying like you can do that better. I'm saying I wanted more of that. I wanted more of the good teams all right I didn't want quint at the end

well he's just a set of a photographer random random TMZ yeah that was a bit weird yeah he said oh I've got a chink in the armor no you don't because the thing is

when you go over something like this that's sort of like this big budget you know alien invasion movie there is already a very specific template there's a framework there's a paint by numbers aspect of it so think what Jordan Peel likes to do and I think he achieves

for the most part. And you, by the way, you think this is his best film. No, I didn't say that. Oh, I thought you did, sorry. I wasn't me trying to get you, by the way. When did I say that? I thought you said it was your favorite out of the tree. No, I said I preferred it to us, but I'd still get out as the best when he made. All right, it wasn't me to get you

there, sorry. Oh, that was a big statement to say, but anyway, what was I saying? So yeah, there's a very like, you know, typical, you know, tree act structure. This is what happens here. So you expect it to go this. So I think what he's always trying to do is subvert the audience expectation,

go things, you know, come at it from a different angle, so there's a sort of, you know, catches you off guard or whatever. Would this be better, though? What if Steve survives the first attempt? Okay. Like, he gets out there in timer,

so he runs away. Like, he's a coward, he runs away and leads everyone else to get eaten. And then he's like, oh, no, no, no, no. I can do it again now. I've survived. That's even more proof. Yeah, no, but the thing is,

Steve, like that time he gets eaten or whatever, like he had seen it and interacted with it and showed it off like three or four times before that, off screen. I know. So he has this like kinship with it already, so it wasn't like Yeah. So he's like sort of

you know, that had already happened. The thing that you say you want to happen had happened. No. And then eventually the alien turned on him. I just want Indiana Jones where they're like tied to stakes. Okay. I'm like, don't look at it. Don't look at it. and he's like, no, look at it, and he turns he's a Nazi.

Again, but I think you keep saying things, and I'm like, yeah, I know that, but we can all be, here's saying, middle ground. We both agree that we didn't want the quint guy. I keep going back to that, because that's something we agree on there. But he's kind of like an irrelevant aspect of, and he's just like this sort of, he's sort of... If he's irrelevant, he shouldn't be there. Well, he's also like a, he's like kind of a nod to Werner-Herzog, right? So I think that's like, for whatever reason, Jordan Peel takes issue with Werner Herzl or whatever.

Just because a nod to fucking some Werner Herzl cunt. It doesn't mean I'm like, well, fair play to him for giving nod to that. But the whole thing is they're trying to capture a picture of it. So that's why they have him. Also, I don't think they should be capturing a picture of it. I think that's silly. No one's going to believe that. But that's the whole thing is like...

I tell you what? They're trying to get a picture that nobody can disprove or whatever. Yeah, but people... that's why they go full analog with it. In the age of fake news. Well, okay, regardless of whether it's a stupid thing that they want to do, that is their intention. That is what people in that position would do is try to find a way to capitalize on it. I don't believe.

What else would they have done? What would they have done? I would have just liked them to get attacked by it, you know? Again, then that's, it just falls into a very typical formulaic film. Or try and capture it. Like, actually try and capture a thing. like that would be actually because horse wranglers okay they think that's

that's way more retarded than trying to get a picture I know but like I think getting a picture is retarded so let's just go full retard then like to quote that black guy the picture of it isn't retarded though it's like what else would you do okay let's just try to make money off it you want to get a picture of it

and they're a compromise how about they get a picture about halfway through the film and then no one believes it and then we go from there okay where they become like laughing stocks then it's like oh look at these guys they got so their dad died for a penny accident all right

and you know and now they're trying to do some fake alien bullshit like that would have been that would actually be more the speaking of the teams that would be more interested in teams as well like it's all about exploitation you get something and people don't believe it because they're moving on to the next thing okay well and then you go from there

so let's say how it is okay they get it they come back dejected all right and it's kind of gone for a while like oh fuck maybe start doubting themselves as well you know yeah and then it comes back and have some the cool horse ride chase you know and then it's like this time it's personal we're going to get it now if it made us look silly now we're going to kill it okay well yeah i don't agree with you but all right also what i liked about it is uh very well shot it looks fantastic like it's really well shot huge like giant wide like there's a big like set pieces like huge

like wide angle framing. There's a big controversy about the day for night thing? The day for night thing? Yeah. So what? They shot it on the day and tried to make it look like it was night time. And a few people are like, it's obviously, I was just reading on Reddit about this. So it's obviously edited.

Like I was watching it and I was like, that is so obviously day for night. That is so obviously shot on the day. Right. And other people are like, no, actually it isn't okay because here's real picture of the night time. Sometimes shadows are very hard like that. actually you're an idiot and actually I'm going to rape your mother, okay? Yeah. So, you know.

It's a weird thing to get hung up on, like, boy. And also, aliens don't exist. Now, I was telling you about this before. Do you know about the whole Pido character was cut from it? Mr. Nobody. Yeah, you mentioned that. So what was that? What time were we on? We're not, we're 50 minutes. Okay, yeah. So there's a whole other

subsection in the film, obviously on Reddit, about, um, so there's on test screenings. and in a trailer to show a character with glasses and one of the trailers right quick shot of a trailer of a guy with glasses okay and he's credited in the film was like Mr. Nobody or something like that right

or maybe just nobody but in the film in like whenever the sitcom was set okay he's a fan of the girl in the show we are very much we didn't really explain the film we're not going to why would we explain it well

how are we going to explain it it's just like see an alien trying to take a picture why would we explain it well why it's kind of you would do when you're talking about a film but whatever all right well we're gonna assume that like yeah we're gonna assume you've watched it so okay i i i feel sorry for someone who hasn't seen it and it's jumping in here yeah well also like it's so good according to you you might still watch it

first you know you're such a salty little bitch uh what i was gonna say so yeah apparently it might be a pito character that was obsessed with i think mary ann was named the character yeah yeah so she's this little girl in the setcom was going to kidnap her yeah apparently in one of the screenings people saw he tries a kidnapper he goes wrong and that's what sets off Gordy the monkey yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm a sick on me

ripped her face off yeah yeah yeah yeah so that was um they're saying that was all cut right there but peel was it cut time is a long can you say admit that at least it's a long film yeah it's a long film yeah good I got him folks why are you taking it so personally

if I don't agree with you no I'm just trying to make it I don't really care to be honest with you. Are you sure? Because you're looking a wee bit... You're trying to make content for the podcast.

That's how it is. Oh, it's content for the podcast. This is what James does now, okay? This is what I do. My gas lighting ways. Yeah. So you hate black people, Brian. That's why you didn't like, nope.

Explain. Go a little further into that. And why? Why is that? Why don't you like black people? Is there something wrong with them? Do you think they're criminals? You think they're criminals?

Is that correct? If you've never seen Jiminy Glick, you won't get that, but I'm not allowed to explain it because trying to explain things for context is what retards do. Well, I would just take a long time to explain it. Yeah, that's what I meant, yeah, yeah. And also we're on a roll here, so we can stop and explain it if you want. See, yeah, oh, this back and forth, it's commode and mail.

Yes, sir. Soap. And I am getting, you know, I'm kind of purposely, you know, I'm trying to pull holes in your argument there definitely is validity in what you're saying it's not a perfect film by any stretch of the imagination the sister character was annoying the goofy fucking cinematographer was really stupid

I didn't even like the guy who worked in the fucking best boy where the fuck it was yeah he's kind of like the techie guy a damp kind of like useless kind of like I like Daniel Kaluah he's doing a very stoic kind of measured No problems of him. Yeah. No problems of him and Keith David.

I wanted more flashbacks of Keith David. Yeah, we didn't see a lot of Keith David at all. So a few more flashbacks Keith David with the daughter. Yeah. What I think have done wonders for her character. Yeah, okay. And also I kind of, I love the Hollywood satire of it. Yeah.

Oh, another thing I call it, actually, what if there's a big, big film being shot out there as well? And they're trying to warn them and they're like, hey, shut up, we're not going to fall for that again. That picture you took, I'm not falling for that. And then we get a big, big, big, scene of all these actors and

like shit getting eaten by it but look my point I was going to talk with the Pido character is Jarvie

Feinstein like I'm gonna make the horse oh no what you're I was going to say the Pito character Mr. Nobody

Peel has said you're right that was a character and he might show up in future movies so he says that the Nope

universe might get touched again yeah okay now he's is he doing a kevin smith where it all takes place in the same yeah the peel of our service call yeah the peel of her we're going to get jane silent bob there be like yeah no each noise don't look up yeah i still haven't forgiven you for spoiling clerks three on me so that's all this animosity your feel of that's where it's coming from now now again i you know when you like a film is just i've watched this twice now yeah

no look i feel like i have more authority on the issue definitely you have thought about this long and hard and good for you so when I say I like a film and then somebody goes I thought it was stupid then I obviously that makes me internalize and go maybe I'm a fucking idiot

then too oh fuck so that's why I'm working extra hard to show you how and why you're wrong but also like I'm a big peel fan I haven't disown them yet but even get out And like us as well Us is just kind of so weird

That there's no point I love Get Out And I love Us Okay But get art even There are bits of it There are a little like Hmm that's a bit

I don't think so Bit obvious or something I think I think obvious isn't bad I like hacky stuff Sometimes yeah Okay Same reason we're talking about

Bro's and it's like Let's add some more hacky stupid shit in there For yeah I like that shit Sometimes like there's a reason Why the producer Makes you do stuff like that

Okay And I think maybe appeal needs a bit more of a you know kind of like a what would you call it something like something to make him do what he should do a driver of some kind of something

driver that'll just put him to work you know get his arson gear I just think like he's at the stage now where like I was talking about to something else like same like with Netflix shows where it's like 10 episodes like you need a guy you be like no you can't do that and when you get successful

you have like free reign and you should have a little bit more pressure from the studios. Sure, yeah, I agree with that. Now, us, though, what do you feel about us just real quick? I like us, very, very much. Us is very weird and avant-garde and out there. I don't think that's a bad thing.

I like us a lot. I completely contradicts, so you just... I like happy stuff when it's obvious and you know what's going on. What about this? I actually like when you don't know what's going on and it's avant-garde. You're a complex man, Brian.

I like super bad and I lost highway, all right? If it's illegal, not allowed, pick one. If it's done well, okay. Yeah, okay. With us, it's like, okay, I'm on for a ride here. When I finished us, I was like, I'm happy, didn't explain what the fuck was going on. Okay. I actually was like, it's actually quite balsy to go from Get Out, which is like, this is,

there's a video explaining what's going on. Yeah. This is what's happening, so and so and so. And then this is like the exact opposite right here. It's like weird. It's almost like people being like, oh, okay. Now I can like rev it up here And he's very much going for the Lynch thing

In that one I feel Now us I felt Or no Lynch Nope Had probably the least sort of A commentary on race Of his three films

Yeah Yeah So is that something Maybe he's trying to step away from So he's not a one trick pony In that regard I think he's mood I think you mentioned Spielberg

Definitely that third act Was Spielbergian It was very like... Yeah, it was an action scene. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he obviously has an affinity for that type of... Because he's a big horror, sci-fi guy. But horror isn't just weird David Lynch or Kronoberg stuff.

It's also sci-fi. It's alien. It's Spielberg. It's George Lucas. He obviously likes that aspect of cinema as well. I think it just was another kind of string in his bow, another aspect of his versatility as a filmmaker. I look at a film like, nope, and I'm like,

I'm interested to see what he's going to do next. Yeah, oh, same here. I would look at... Oh, really? Well, you've changed your shoes. I would look at nope. I wouldn't say failure. Also, I don't like the fact that there's nope and don't look up.

And in my head, they should switch titles. Okay. I just don't like that. I keep thinking don't look up is the name of the movie. I keep getting confused in it. But I'm like, where's Jonah Hill? I mean, I get how the title don't lock up. works for nope but how does nope work for don't look up it's like the asteroids coming nope nope

oh okay i was saying like uh but nope is an acronym for not of planet earth i think i told you that yeah no but that's why it's called that okay yeah all right good uh did you tell me that pretty sure it's on the wikipedia i wasn't disagreeing with the fact that it is called nope i have to say like in my head sometimes didn't say it's right this in my head i get a lot of things on my head, James, I shouldn't listen to it. I think I'm going to stop listening to them, too. This seems to be the most, I think we can agree. Is this the most heated

it's ever been? I like it, though. We just get more heated, yeah. Israel. We both agree. I keep trying to make points that you're getting distracted. So I wouldn't say it's a failure per se. I just think it's a very very admirable attempt of something and there's some stuff

there that I will think about a lot I think the opening was great with the pennies I thought that was excellent the ingestion scene I mentioned the whole concept of Steve Ian's character I thought it was great which is why I wanted more of it but apparently I shouldn't want that

and I just thought that was that a little dig at me there was it? No, you're having a go of course not I just thought it didn't add up to something that I would want to watch a third time apparently it was enough

for a second viewing well I was watching with someone else as well like what are people I just say like let's say I'm watching or T2 I don't think they play that but like let's say

Get Out is on I'm like just haven't watched Get Out in a while now I'll watch a bit see what the crack is with us in certain scenes in us might be like

oh the bit we're dancing there or the bit we're like oh those people get killed oh yeah I'll look at that there Tim Hydecker Yeah, okay.

But I think, let's say, like, three years from now, if Nope was on. Yeah. I might, like, watch the little scenes I liked. And I'd be like, okay, I'm done now. I don't need to watch anymore. I don't think I need to watch the end ever again, I'll be honest. Right. And I'm not saying it's a bad ending, per se.

It just didn't live up to my little hopes I had, little things. Now, he's got a new movie out with Key. Oh. Called Wendell and Wilde. Are they, like, acting in it together? It's stop motion. it's by Henry Selick I think is that his name

Henry Selick that's not his name the guy who directed Nightmare before Christmas Tim Burton Did you know Tim Burton did not direct Nightmare before Christmas I didn't know that

He produced it And he wrote it But did not direct it It was a different guy He's a guy who's very big In a stop motion Oh okay So Tim Burton was like

I can't fucking do stop motion Yeah yeah that makes sense Let me look up actually So then did that guy do The Corpse Bride as well. I think so, yeah,

I think he's just like a stop motion pido. Well, maybe not pito. Freak, kind of like, enthusiastic

to what I meant, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wendell and what, I think it's like they played two demons. Oh, okay.

Right. Well, that's good. Good to see them getting back together. Oh, give me a second. I'll try to spell Wendell,

it's put it all wrong. You keep talking. Henry Selleck, yeah, I was right. Henry Selleck. Let's look what he's done here.

Yeah. I mean, I'm not a big stop motion guy, so... You're not a stop motion fan? No, I'm not. It freaks me out. You'll have stop motion for life tattooing your face. No, no, it triggers my disassociativeness and I have a, I have an episode.

Man, James and a joint peach, he did that as well. Oh, yeah. Caroline. Uh-huh. Hey, this guy's pretty good, yeah. Yeah, that's good. So he's got, yeah, Wendell and Wild. Who else in this now?

No. Ving Rames? No, are they just acting in it? or has is Peel like involved in the production in any other way?

A screenplay by Peel okay right right oh it's got a whole Angela Bassett

oh other people yeah oh my God and I mentioned Ving Rames Ving Rames Angela Bassett

Key and Peel yeah oh Maxine Peak of all people that's weird you know a blonde bitch yeah from Shameless yeah

she's in there wow what she doesn't belong there she's the token Karen yeah yeah oh my god it's actually out okay I was getting good reviews here when did they come out

all right you know you can lock this up afterwards September 11th oh no October 28 oh okay so that's not long okay I'm sorry that was a kind of weird way to end it well how many episodes

how many we're over an hour round over now yeah yeah so yeah well that's it there I was say I watched the Redeem team documentary I'd recommend that on Netflix I think even you'd like that James Yeah

It was very interesting Just we'll end it soon That a bit about the 2004 Olympics all right Right after Iraq war Yeah So they have like the players To come to play basketball

For Olympics Yeah But all players were sick Sick I mean Because they were like I don't want to risk it Because it was like Oh shit

Where were the 2004 I think like Athens Or something like that Okay So they had it there Okay You still want to be traveling. You don't want to be going to any big

events around that time. I had all the American athletes on this big fucking cruise liner and literally had fucking Navy SEALs monitoring like in the water with guns all around like a big fucking tankers the whole time making sure they're all okay because that's like they're sitting ducks right there like literally. Yeah. So that

was pretty interesting and the rest of the document is cool as well you got like Kobe and LeBron people the younger ones don't really appreciate just how heightened the sense of paranoia was post 9-11 that sort of war on terror we're at threat level

orange you know you're you're you know then you had the London bombing the 7 7 bomb it's like big terrorist attacks you know it was twisting our melons man freaking on that out it is weird to go back to watch like media made around then like you know

24 or something like that yeah that was like that was the zeit guys like that was it like it was terrorism all the time it was ticking it was running around it was guns it was like you know black presidents you know yeah exactly you know but then we all kind of relax yes there's something the terrorists have told me about you you're from Kenya

dude dude dude dude he's from Kenya he's from Kenya he's from Kenya and he's behind you look at look at I told you you know Hillary started that yeah yeah well not Hillary's aid but it's part of Hillary team they started that right there hail dog was on it yeah man they're pushing this hat of him wearing this uh sorry They're pushing his photo of Obama wearing some funny hat and are like, see?

Like a Dushiki type thing? That's a Kenya hat right there. Yeah, yeah. Look, what's he got? A Yankees hat straight from Kenya. So, look, we're going to wrap up there. Is there anything you want to talk about

next week's anything coming out? You want to talk about anything pricked your prick? What is coming out? I don't know. Halloween's coming. Maybe watch some... Watch some spooky movies.

I want to watch Glenn Garry, Glen Ross. That's spooky. Yeah. Well, it's spooky how wonderful the performances are because that level of talent should be supernatural. You've got Baldwin, the Space Man, Jack Lemon, Ed Harris, absolute killers. Ellen Arkin. It's Ellen Barkin, you fete.

It's not barking, you know. It's Elin Barcan. Belin, Ellen Barkin. Ellen Barkin. Ellen Barkin. I'm telling you know it's a Barkin with a bee. oh no Alan Arkin is that who you mean yeah who do you think I said I thought you said Ellen Arkin who's Ellen

Ellen Barkin she's a whore Everybody fucked her Ah she was a piece back of the day The whole cast fucked her Yeah yeah yeah But anyway It's a great film Glenn Gary Glenn Ross I might watch it tonight

Yeah it's have you never seen before Oh man I've seen lots of times Yeah yeah yeah yeah It kind of cheers me up and you know what I watch that and I walk in the work then And I try to talk like that as well It doesn't really work though I'm the guy

with the fucking leap card that has 15 euro budget on it you fucking worm I'll give you a stick of gum to chew it whiskey is for closers and you glug a whole bottle of whiskey and start puking

so what else can we do now we'll take you something we still haven't talked about Jeffrey Dahmer yeah yeah we'll talk about it next week we have to talk about Jeffrey Dahmer we'll talk with Jeffrey Dahmer we keep teasing them well I'm going to watch more stuff

and I also watch fuck I watch Henry Porter of a serial I want to watch that actually we'll do that some lovely tits in that yeah oh man

they're kind of dead though unfortunately oh yes please which I don't like yeah yes minister let's watch some yes minister I never have

oh man I think you'd love yes minister yeah it's exactly your type of show will it be my new thing yeah British satire for the 70s

this is my identity you know, I'm all about yes minister. I love that if you just dyed your hair yes minister. My pronouns become yes slash minister. And like my Tinder bio is like if you're not fucking with yes minister

don't swipe on me, bitch. Oh man, the guy you ever see his face by the way? No. The guy's face near the end. I've never watched a single frame of yes minister. Paul Edicton was the main character. Before we go all to show you him because of spooky season, okay? Yeah.

he got some kind of skin disease that made him go like basically he had blackface oh fuck what's that called vitiligo or something oh you're asking the wrong buddy here man it's the same thing Michael Jackson had vitiligo it's like your pigment gets all fucked up yeah it's actually

it's crazy man you get like blotchy skin and shit and he was a great actor like but yeah he uh it wasn't great near the end there now if only it had happened to him during like you know if he was on the BBC minstrel show Yeah, nobody'd be able to tell.

So, look at this here. Like, that's, that's a white guy, like. Oh, yeah. Yeah. He got, he got a real bad, like, yeah. I mean, yeah. It's not, oh, that's a bit worse. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm showing you more pictures there, yeah. But it's a great show. Paul Eddington's amazing, written by two guys who went on to write, My Cousin Vinnie. Wow. Yeah. It's a weird.

That makes sense, though. I remember watching Mike's and Vinny. I was like, a lot, you know, the whole lot of this with the law. and about like It's all a lot Like British law It's British grits

You know A lot of it is like You know Little You know The legal system And mocking legal system And things like that

Right Yeah yeah yeah It's a little bit Like the British Parliamentary system In a way Like a little bit It's been a while

Since I've watched My Cousin Vinnie Well You're in for one Crazy Halloween My friend It's got to be My Cousin Vinny

Yes Minister any kids to come trick or treat and it's like you don't need sugar kids I'll get you some satire

that'll be a trick or treat Yeah Take that Mrs. Thatcher Yeah Anyway All right So

I was going to talk with yes minister For a much longer Yeah But we might turn it off And I'll talk about Would you On

In real life In private Yeah We're not being recorded We don't talk At all At all At all

As soon as it's done It's becoming More and more evidence. All right, well that's it now. Let's get ready to go soon. Bye. So, nope, was the greatest

film of all time, and if you think otherwise, well, maybe you wanted them on the boats, huh?