Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 173 : Halloween Ends

Episode Date: October 25, 2022

Evil dies tonight

Look, dude, look, let's just jump into it, right? How are you getting on James? Anything crazy been happening with you, dude? No, no. My life is pretty much the same as it always has been. Awesome. Totally awesome. Do you ever get tired of being awesome all the time, though?

I mean, it is exhausting. It's so exhausting that I can't get out of bed most days. That's how awesome I am. Yeah, exactly, yeah. You have to skateboard day, but you go like, uh-huh. Yeah. I mean, they give you the way, you kind of get the side eye from a few people because I've got the sort of

the stabilisers on my skateboard to know. So I don't want to fall off all over, you know. Yeah. Look, dude, we got a lot of talk with this episode. We're going to talk with the Halloween movies, all right? Yes. But we got other stuff. We got some Marvel Minute talk about. We've been neglecting the Marvel Minute fans. You sure have. I also got some

DC Corner stuff as well. DC Corner. What is this? No, I wasn't consulted about this. This is DC Comics. Wow, this is it. You give him an inch and he takes a mile. Yeah, exactly. Much like Russia, I am going, I'm wild. I'm annexing this place, all right? All right.

So I was showing you downstairs, the new Pennyworth show. And it's season four, dude. It's not that new then, is it? I know, yeah, but for me it is. I didn't know about it. James. Wow.

Me, the autistic freak over here. Yeah, so we were showing me Pennyworth and it looked pretty good, I guess, if you're into that sort of thing. That's not what you said downstairs. I'm turning over a new leaf now, you know. You're very different. Downstairs, I showed you Pennyworth

and a show about gay children. and both of them I couldn't tell which was which I have to be honest I couldn't see the the forest for the queers on that one Are you a bunch of British butlers

So Pennyworth is about Young Pennyworth Alfred Pennyworth before So you know that you know Michael Cain That butler Do you ever think like I wonder what he was doing Back in the day? I know what he was doing

He was looking for some dead girl or something Get Carter She was out of 16 years old That would be cool actually if they went like that Like that Get Carter kind of gritty realism But instead he's actually fighting like people with superpowers Yeah I didn't realize that Batman's butler was in the MI5

Yeah yeah so he's driving around He basically like James Bond but more silly He must be there like imagine he's just cleaning Batman's jocks thinking I bet knowing from the Mossade had to do this I used to shag birds three times a night Now look at this Oh, my mommy and daddy You're dead

Shut up, you little slag What's there, Alfred? Oh, nothing's Just reminiscing of the Good old days But what's weird is, okay So they've kind of made it a bit more Alternative reality

Where I think he's had sex to the queen in this Sweet And he's teamed up You know the guy from V for Vendetta Yeah He's teamed up with V for Vendetta To fight fascism Yeah

In swinging 60s And funnily enough When he was banging the queen That was a bit of V for Vendetta because he was, you know, hate fucking her. That's the joke there. V for Fent... And Queen Victoria.

Okay. Yeah, exactly. Sherlock Holmes had a V with bullets on the wall. Remember that? No. Sherlock Holmes put bullets. Which one is that in? Young Sherlock, young Holmes.

The one where he's a mouse. Oh, Basil. Basil, the detective of... I don't mind the mouse, Sherlock Holmes. As long as not a bitch Holmes. Man, I remember that. What was that called? Basil, something...

The Great Mouse detective. That's it. I had that on VHS man. Remember Rattigan? He turned out to a big rat and he was very scary. That was a bit too scary for me now. I didn't like that. I put my seatbelt on.

Notice how Rattigan is always hanging out with those jewelers on the high street? Oh, well, so there's no correlation there? Yeah, I'm about to go Diff Contry and all these Radigan motherfuckers. These Radicans controlling media and whatnot. Sorry, go on. So I'll tell you what.

Before we do, so this episode is a lot of stuff going on my head. I need to get some coffee first, but you make me laugh too much now. Do you want to talk about the Marvel Minute stuff first or Halloween? Maybe do Halloween first to get it going, alright? Okay, okay. And then we'll do Marvel Minute as dessert at the end. Okay, that sounds good to you?

Yeah, the dessert. It's kind of like when they bring out trifle, you're like, oh, okay. I guess it's dessert, but what's this soggy bit in the middle? I don't like it. No, it's like rich people dessert. Where's just like, you know, something very, like, very, very small and shit, and you're like,

caviar served out of a boy's asshole. Yeah, exactly. Which, you know, you convince me now, that wouldn't be too bad now. It certainly is a delicacy. Oh man, it's getting real rainy outside. It is. Isn't it you scared? It was thunder and lightning. Yeah? Man, I was doing tours. Oh, there's lightning right there as I spoke.

Oh, that's cool now. What? So, hey, it's spooky. It's spooky and rainy outside. Tundre and lightning. Wow. The perfect time to record at Halloween. Can they hear that one there? Imagine two assholes in a bedroom

Recording a podcast Both get struck by lightning You think it would have improved their careers But no, they're the most retarded people on the toll tube The twist is they're secretly gay And it's like that was pretty obvious, Rod Sterling This is what happens when Jordan Peel takes over Every white man's gay now

Is that right, Mr. Peel? I tell you And everyone's wife is a cunt. I get it, Jordan, I get it. So, we're going to do some special I love the ambience, by the way, of the rain and stuff out there. We're going to do a Halloween special. That's not Halloween, that's the other

one. Oh, sorry. Yeah, you fucking cunt. Chichichica, Halloween. There we go. So, we're going to talk about the Halloween movies. I was re-watching some Halloween movies. I have a real soft spot for the Halloween movies. So do I. It's weird. It's something that I don't think I have. And I get this

weird earning. It's not earning. This urge? Yeah. I get this urge. I just need to see a man in a white mask with this big hard, metallic knife, just sticking it in that young, penitrable flesh. Yeah, we all get that urge, Brian. It's called Halloween.

Yeah, yeah. Spooky. Spooky scary. It's actually a pagan ritual in the way, so it's okay. So the Halloween movies. I'm going to put this down because it's a bit much. Yeah, yeah. Do you want to close the window as well?

Okay, I'll close the window. All right. The rain was distracting me. We're hotboxing this bitch. Yeah. I was blem in a Zoot there I don't know if you could tell

What's the Zoot? Oh my friend How a very penny worth of you Oh Some Raffians are blaming the Zoot down there Alfred Is Zoot? Is that smoking, is it?

Yeah, Blem Azoot I think means smoke a joint According to that urban dictionary That I know you want me to stay off of Yeah You know The last thing you need is to get more wiggerish That's the last thing you need right there

That's about that's too Oh yeah Tell that to Michael Rappapaport I suppose, yeah he's gone full circle right there like he's awesome like yeah

the last wigger yeah I've been wigger now a little bit now yeah sure if that's even a word wiggering I've been wiggering

I've been wiggering the bus pretty hard now all right just on my own now I've listened to a lot of Travis Scott and A sap Rocky okay

but interesting dudes now yes I think I actually I used to think I prefer A sap rock I think I prefer Travis Scott yeah

after his demonic demon portal opening world at the astro world place? Now, can you go into detail on this now? So, everyone knows Travis Scott. Let's not talk about the unpleasantness. Let's talk about the music first, all right? So I do like Travis Scott's music now that I've listened to a lot of them now.

Is this a part of Halloween or Marvel Minute? Well, depending on your political ideology, is he a hero or a villain? Well, Travis Scott is actually more of the hero, to be honest now. Oh, really? He hasn't done that much bad stuff now. Astro world, man. Well, apart from that one incident, yeah, yeah, pretty good, but I mean, compared to, like, so Travis Scott, it's interesting, Travis got married, well, he's got pregnant a few times. Kylie Jenner, highly Jenner, the youngest one.

Now, they actually broke up for a while, but they came back, because you can't resist his cock. No, how could you? And it's actually pretty interesting. He must have a massive cock. He's got a very big mouth, big teat, and that normally, you know, tracks, you know what I mean, yeah, yeah, exactly, yeah, Seinfeld, hung like a moose. But it's, it's interesting because I was watching the video. of them doing a dating game thing Travis and what's her name Kylie

I get all the generous mixed up okay yeah all of them so I get the generous mixed up I like to hear that it was it was funny because you know make her day yeah it was funny because I'm about to go full wigger on her

it was funny because like you can tell like she is just dick mesmerized I like seeing girls like that it makes me think somebody I can be like that there's a girl I know now and it's actually quite interesting to watch when I first knew

she was very kind of like not moody per se but she's wasn't much crack all right and she's been getting that good dick recently and it's opened up a whole new side of her now

she's so silly now yeah it's actually crazy this dick has improved her life so much he fucked the sense out of her it's yeah in a good way like

yeah this bitch is half a retard now the dick's so good and she he needs to finish the job but man my first met her she's all like man no you shouldn't do that oh should I do this

oh Brian I don't know what to do I don't know what Wiggering art means Brian but you have a customer Yeah Bitch don't tell me What's I gotta be doing Hey any all my fucks like whiskey

I'm on a henny myself That's how I get down Man I don't like the way Henny took over the rap game Tealings needs to step up Okay I'm gonna go around the hood With some Tealings bottles

But hello sir Yeah Do you like small batch And start going like This is a very interesting mix Right there And they'll probably respect me Yeah

But anyway It was fucked a silly into me. Oh, what was that? I dropped my keys right there. Holy shit, man. You okay. You can't do that to me. I spooed you spooked me there.

I'll be honest. I was being all super hardcore, yeah, I'll blem his suit. I think I spoke a little too much. I'm feeling funny, but not in a good way. But I'll power through. We've actually done that a few times. Got too high and then like, oh no, I'm having a panic attack. I better do some racist voices to bring me back down.

Yeah. Yeah, you told me funny, like Viva Labam. It was just bad, like, bam But anyway, so I was talking about Oh, yeah, now she's so different This girl I know, like, now she's just like, hello, ah, yeah And how do you know that the dick is responsible? Well, she started dating this guy recently

Okay And, you know And you've quantified his dick Although there's one weird thing though She didn't make a joke with time He was like, oh yeah, my massive six inch dildo And I was like, oh, interesting Is that what he's been telling you, is it?

He's like, this is the biggest, one the shop love. We had to special order it. Yeah. But anyway, so Travis was on this internet thing with Kylie. Yep.

And they had a question game, all right? And you can tell that Kylie loves the dick so much. Because the whole point was like she was asked him questions, all right? And there was stuff like, what's my dog's name? He was like, I don't know. Lady.

He was like, well, it's not lady, but it's a female dog. So it's kind of right, yeah. So good work. Yay. I love you. Oh, right. And then again, she was

asking like a... Was this like an actual game show or just... No, it's a thing on YouTube, like a GQ kind of thing. Oh, I say, right, right, okay. Then again, she was like, um, oh, what was my sport that I did in high school? And he was like, I don't know. And he was like, oh, you do. Yeah, she's like, oh, you definitely know.

I talk about all the time. You definitely know. And he's like, I don't know. Leave me a little. I don't know. Soccer. She's like, well, no, it was track. But I did think about doing soccer one time.

So yeah. Yeah. Yeah, like track and field. Oh, right. Well, I guess that was before all the surgery, so she was pretty nimble back then. So tracks, well... Didn't have that big ass dragging it around the track. And her mother did it as well.

Oh. Yeah. No, that's not right. Yes, yes. Yeah. The mother did do it, isn't it? Well... Wait, no, it didn't actually.

No. It's very hard, isn't it? Robert Kardashian was a woman, I think. So, Bob Shapiro, when he was a woman. I thought it did a very good thing there, but I didn't. No. I got him. Bruce Jenner.

No. That guy. No. You've fallen from my Hephetrans trap. No. So that's Travis Scott right there. Yeah, okay. And then ASAP is actually much more crazy.

Asap's done time in Rikers. Really? Yeah, I thought, because ASAP is very pretty looking. He wears nice clothes. So I thought he was like a cool dude, okay? I bet they had fun with him up in Rikers. Well, he knows. must have got tough because he's real tough bastard

now he's been groping women and remember he got arrest in Iceland for what? He got arrest in Iceland just for being up an innocent man. Oh right. And groping a woman, okay? And Donald Trump stepped up. Biden would not do that. Trump stepped up and got a pardon. Trump was like

I am not going to trade with Iceland unless we get our rappers back. That's why black people... A few people, yeah. A few people, yeah. I think Little Wayne, yeah, and Meek male I think and it was a justice for meek. There's a few people that we're in prison. Jesus.

Yeah. No, Trump watches out for his home by, he does. He does. He keeps it correct with the squad,

yo. Yeah, yeah. Asap as well, ASAP Rocky, he was accused to shooting someone recently. Okay.

And he's dating fucking Rihanna. Oh, he's got a baby with Rihanna. Yeah, exactly. So these two women,

like Rihanna people like, oh my God, she's so amazing, okay? Yeah. Deep down, they just want the tug.

Yeah, that's right. Yeah. That's what I'm doing, right? I'm going to gym now. I want to get like fucking prison fit like...

I want to get swole Yeah I saw a meme I keep thinking about recently where it's just a meme where it's like

if the guy got prison tats yeah muscles tattoos and is something else

as well I think an extremely violent yeah and then the next picture was a girl

like tying up her to get ready to suck his cock oh that's why I'd be thinking about a lot now so that's my

destiny right there right I've got a pat now that I must follow like the samurai it's kind of like you've read the secret but it was just that meme you know yeah yeah

suck cock if I'm a violent black man yeah exactly yeah that's what I'm going to do all right yeah so I'm getting there eventually I'm going to gym a lot now I mean eating a lot of protein now really a lot of chicken you know the way you go to the gym not the gym to the not the gym no you go to the centra right yes you get a chicken fillet roll yeah I just get three fillets okay I need them no so you're going keto then no bread no bread and at all, man, yeah, and then lots of protein milk and shit like that? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And is that, are you taking big protein

shits? Uh, no, I actually couldn't piss for a while. What? Yeah. I don't think proteins should do that. Yeah, I don't know if that's, yeah, my balls are real hot. I was only treadmill too long, my balls got real hot and they couldn't piss. Another, oh wow, okay. Yeah, I think there's anything in science I would

support that. Yeah, I rad so much of the treadmill that all the piss in my balls dried up. Um, I'm not sure that that uh it's probably a good thing yeah yeah i've been watching this guy called jeff napard all right and uh he's you know what's interesting i was watching him he does these videos about working out right i'm watching a lot workout videos now he goes to like how the best way to work out and all those like that now this guy's awesome but then i saw his girlfriend and i kind of ruined

everything from me oh why because he's like a big guy all right and a she she's she's he let's say he's a ten he's a gosling okay yeah yeah yeah this is a doneum at best all right This is a done-in with plastic surgery right Wow I was like oh great

no matter how hard you work if you got a shit personality you'll still fail yeah so well

I mean you could work on the personality too no it's too much I can do one or the other like

or might just go to prison I think prison will just fix it all there yeah I'll come out like ASAP

Rocky yeah yes you will Trump will come to your rescue yeah let's get Brian out of the joy

are you probably be in what's that place where all the pedos go. Oh, what's the Pito place again? What's it called? I should know

Peteo Palace. Not Arkham Asylum. Where is it? Ah, shit, I don't know. I'm sure Maloney's screaming it out on the bus right now. You idiots? What is it?

Ah, fuck, I don't know. Ardmore. It was Ardmore, is it? Is that right? No, I'm thinking of Ardmore Studios. Sorry, never mind. Arbor Hill. Oh, Gromit.

We're a paedophile. Dude, the wrong pants indeed or the wrong trousers that's what it was called fucking hell I am dropping balls all over this place tonight

I'm not doing my best either we'll get into it like we're still getting I've worked very hard today but I am laughing at paedophile Wallace and Gromit remember that penguin that penguin

plants child porn on Wallace's computer oh with cheese and crackers Gromit yeah cheese Yeah, cheese. It's halfway there.

You know it. You know it. You're there. You got it. He loves it. Yeah. So anyway, that's rappers right there. Yes. Yeah. Well, this is what you get when you try to bring diversity into the show. We fall apart completely. Let's stick to what we know here. There's Marvel Minute. Yeah.

Does Kennedy corner, I think, well, dead Kennedys. Dead Kennedys. That was a segment that was good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he kind of ran out with Kennes, unfortunately. Yes, yes. There's a ginger one, though, probably die soon. That'd be good now. Yeah, he kind of looks like the guy from the Mad Magazine cover. Yeah, Cross with Conan O'Brien.

It looks like Conan O'Brien was a wimp, all right. And what else there? And then, you know, so then there's Wigger, Wigger Central. Okay. That's a new segment there. And now we're going to do Halloween Hotbox. Halloween Hotbox, because I did just hotbox the room. Yeah, so.

Yeah. Now, onto Halloween. We're a segue into Halloween now. So we have both watched Halloween kills. and Halloween ends And I have watched Halloween 2 The original

Yes and to be quirky Also Halloween 2 The Rob Zombie one Wow So I am so quirky right now Yeah I'm quarking up over here I'm quirking out There is so

Like the number of good Michael Myers movies Is like maybe three The rest are pure dog shit We're kind of like You know It's the movie equivalent of the people that still defend Michael Jackson.

You know what I mean? Michael Jackson? That's his name. That's his name. But it's like, you know. No one would have caught that. It was a little slip there by Goddraxon. Michael Jackson.

Anyway. That may be laughed, though. Yeah, yeah. So, um... Halloween. Halloween, okay. Let's go on the Halloween. Now, we talked about Halloween kills before.

Yeah, well, I talked about. You hadn't seen it. I hadn't seen it. So we're not to spend too long on it, but I wouldn't, you know, I do have a, a thought. Let me just say some dumb though. I watched Halloween 2 the Rob Zombie one. Yes. I have a soft spot for Halloween the Rob

Zombie versions. I do too. I like the first one. Yes. Even the second one I like as well. You got Malcolm McDowell. Yeah, he's good. It's always a win right there. And what I like about this, some people hate this. I want to get your opinion, James. Yes. In Halloween 2, they give him somewhat of a motive. Also, there's a supernatural

like... I've perceived supernatural element that may or may not be, yeah. So in Halloween 2, Rob zombie okay yes 2009 I believe yeah okay I saw

the first one in cinema I didn't I'm jealous I was too young alright you're probably fingering

some bird watching it I didn't finger but there was a lady in my company yes yes

I didn't even look at her like you don't make a fucking sound as soon as the Philip starts or Ivan

Reitman you yeah so coming after everyone now Ivan Reitman Bill Murray Kanye West all your

heroes that was my tree right those were that was my tree on my Mount Rushmore. I didn't even have another one. Three was good enough for me. The four was just a picture

of a cop. Yeah, yeah. So, in Halloween Rob Zombie, okay, he sees his mother on a white horse and he's got to kill his sister. Laurie Strode, okay? And this is the only version where the brother and sister, right? No, no, no. They did it in the original,

but as a tacked-on shitty version. No, no, no. Was it? Yeah, didn't they? In which original? Oh, I think it was in the second one, no? So the way it works is, so the John Carpenter first one He's just a random guy who shows up Yes

And the whole kind of horror bit is like Imagine if some crazy guy just picked you Yeah And wanted to kill you, right? Yeah In the second one they're like It's actually Secretly

He's the brother of Laurie Strode Right, okay Because she was adopted That was a twist That was a twist right there okay And you kind of do that To be like Why is he still coming after her

I like it Tarantino hates it by the way Oh well Are you on team Tarantino You big foot freak all right All right on team me team out rightman uh with me i'm a rightmanite yeah yeah exactly um i'm a rike no no no come on no don't cheap in this uh so now people hate that i kind of like it i actually liked the second

halloween the original one yeah yeah in the hospital i do like that yes yeah yeah it's a great bit where girls are tits down and she gets drowned in the boiling water yeah yeah boiling those tits oh man yeah a few fucking boiled eggs hanging off her chest that unlocked something to me now it's Oh, I need to do some roleplay with this now. It's going to be quite hard to explain it. You had your action man bending your Barbie over the kettle. Brian, get out of here now. Make a tea for your granny's funeral.

I'm Michael Myers. I'm Halloween too. So what do you think about that there? The idea that Michael is actually in his head trying to help his sister by killing her so they can all be reunited. Oh, that's kind of lame. Do you like it,

Barone's just a random guy. Yes, I did. Now, what do you think about in the David Gordon Green Halloween movies, how they kind of can't decide what Michael is. Yeah, is he just a dude or is he like supernatural? So even like, does he care about Laurie or not? Remember in the first one? The scientist's like, oh, he cares. He wants to kill Laurie Strode. And it's like, no, not really. It's just a weirdo killer guy. Yeah. She's in me gaff, mate. I don't know. Yeah, he's going to Kind of like the way I am with bitches, all right. I just fuck what I see. He kills what he sees, all right?

And they ain't special to him, all right? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just another hole to stab with his pork sword. Yeah, yeah, ooh, like that. But you get your Michael Myers as confused. I do I might you hold a baby when you stabbing the babysitter. Do I want you, Randy? A million dollars.

Oh, the hive, my brain. So, but then, like, in the second one... Why hasn't some green screen wizard figured that out? Edited Michael Myers into the Halloween movies, you know, the... Yeah. Austin Power is into... Wow. I got a real mental block on this one.

You need coffee, dude, yeah. Yeah. But it's kind of fun. It's good to see it kind of impaired in the way. Yeah. It's like Kobe Bryant near the end. He's all injured, but still trying. Yeah, I'm Shaquille O'Neill in Tubie Halloween.

It's just not, I'm not in my element at all I shouldn't be here, this doesn't work But anyway How much do you smoke, by the way? More than I thought I... I'm interested to see what's too much Because I thought you were like a old Snoop Dog Kind of road dog, you know?

Well, sometimes, yeah, I can overdo it though Is it, did not eat enough, is that it? That's never the problem, my friend. No, look, I'll be fine, I'm going to power through this, you won't even know. Oh yeah, I'm not worried at all. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have like 9-1 on my phone like, just in case.

So let's just jump into it, Halloween kills. You watched it there. I did. What did you think? Overall, I didn't like it. It was really like the dialogue is really stupid and heavy-handed. Obviously, the whole thing, like, social commentary and themes we're trying to bring in. It's just very mismanaged.

Prositives, the kills in it were very violent, gory, and there's a lot of them. The kills are good if you overlook the fact that, like, Michael's very old. And the first movie, that's why it doesn't feel like it's from the same people at all. The first movie, he's kind of sneaking around, killing people. Like, he's being violent, okay? But at this one, he's literally lifting firemen up, you know? He just walks out of a burning gaff with, like, just a fucking sword and just start, yeah, he impales the fireman, holds him up in the air. Like, what age is this continent to be, 70 on?

70, yeah. He's a fucking old geyser, and he's out there fucking up, fucking, you know, Mr. February. Yeah, he's going full Tom Brady, like, just keep going, man. It's wild. It's wild. Which, you know what? If you leaned into it's like, hey, look, Freddy's tapped into something now. Not Freddy, Michael.

Michael's gone full Terminator. And if they kind of embrace the fact that, like, we can't kill him. It's kind of, you know, initially it sort of seems like they're going for he's pure evil. And evil is a force of nature. Yeah. That doesn't necessarily abide by the laws of physics or common sense or, you know, respect for the audience or decent screen. Respect for the police. Yeah.

Yeah. Michael Myers goes full ASAP, Rocky. it. Yeah. He's about to astro world some bitches. So what was the point there? So he's pure evil. Yeah, no. But yes, I'm just wondering maybe is that where they're going for how he gets his... They never pick one. No, you're right.

Have it where like they shoot him in the chest 50 times. He's still going, okay? And it's like, okay, he's full on supernatural. This is beyond their control here. Yeah. Or have it that he's real. Yeah. And he's just like a super...

Super cool dude. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. He's on the pro. protein diet as well. Yeah, exactly. But, so this one, Halloween kills.

Yeah. Now, I do like to start where he kills a little fireman, even though it's ridiculous. Yes, it's fun. It's at least,

you know, it's a very enjoyable sequence, you know, visually. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then the whole film is him literally just walking to his house.

And he's just slicing and dicing, motherfuckers. He gives Lunell the old Kikling. It does. And that Boston comedian as well. Lenny Clark.

You like that where he killed the old couple. Of course, that was actually great. I did like that a lot. And he's testing out the knives yeah but i don't know lenny clark he's an old boston road dog like hey you're fucking quay take your mask off take your cack out let's do it you know what he would have done he would have

made michael chuckle so much michael would be like you know what dog i'm gonna start talking now i like you you tell it like it is you know yeah yeah um there is uh bob cat golf way it comes in you know he was a part of that whole boston scene was it yeah yeah yeah but he got famous at like 24 or something the boston scene i was interested me because it seems to be pretty pressing for the people that didn't make it out yeah yeah there's a lot of people like dude that boston scene was awesome there was these comics okay used to like beat women every single night oh and then you get up on stage just city inward smoking cigarette yeah oh yeah that was comedy was comedy you know back no one had blue hair back then the gays of the blue hair

had red hair because lenny clark beat him so much When stand-up stood out. Yes, sir. So, it's all hit, so the only kind of mission for Michael is to get back to his house. Yes, so that's the thing. He's drawn to the house

where he lived as a boy, where he murdered his sister. He's just thinking about his sister's teenage tiddies. Those big mummy milkers milkers, you know? Keep doing it. It keeps happening. How embarrassing that'd be right up to a girl on the bus? Big mommy moobos.

After milk goes, right? Uh, what? Can you believe this guy? Then I just go full Lady Clark and beat her till she loved me, you know? That's how we got Lunel and she's a piece. I actually don't believe it's Lou Nile. It is Lunell! I'm telling you that's Lunell. Look that shit up. I've been wrong many times on this podcast in this very rude.

I'll look up Lunel, yes. I'm telling you that's Lunel. Well, either way, okay, very good scene. Yeah. And some of your kills are good as well. Like the bit where he kicked the door open and the girl shot herself. That was very funny, yeah. But okay, so let's get to the really annoying, shitty aspect of Halloween kills, which is

sort of like, so Tommy Doyle and all the local residents of Haddonfield, they're all like, you know, we've been waiting for 40 years for the boogeyman to come back, and now he's here, so we're all going to band together, evil dies tonight. And it's like, I'm not even really being hyperbolic there. That is how, like, clunky and expisional, the dialogue is. it feels very silly TV movie shit also what always struck me

even with the first one which I like the first David Gordon Green one is in the continuity of the... Oh you're getting a contact high bro! You gave it to me your patient zero with that mongrel by the ears oh it's a monkey yeah

yeah in the it's monkey that's what they call your dyslexia in this continuity right Michael it's only Halloween one the original. It's not even Halloween too, all right? Yes. So Michael just killed a few people alright? Like 40 years ago.

And he was in prison 40 years, okay? And nothing else has happened. And you see the way, like, Laurie Strode is all spastic from it? Yes. I never really believed that would actually happen. Well, yeah, that's the thing. They were kind of going for a... And it kind of, when you see where the trilogy goes

it kind of makes me retroactively hate the first one. Yeah, yeah. Because they're sort of already bringing in themes of like trauma and PTSD D and all that shit, how it's affected her, and her relationships with her daughter. With my daughter, my granddaughter. Yeah, yeah.

But, like, if you incorporated the second one into this, all right? Yeah. And the fact that it's her brother, I feel like it would make more sense and it'd be way more traumatizing. But in fact, it's just like some guy threatened you 40 years ago.

Yeah, get over at love, that's why I like H2O actually, because H2O is more believable because a person would move on, at least try to move on, right? Yeah, yeah. And she still a bill of it. She started fucking, you know, the pounds

city version of George Clooney. Who's that guy? You know, it's the thing. He's a handsome man. Do Mel, is it? No, you fool. He's kind of like an older, slightly chubbier George Clooney, but he's still good looking. You would fuck him. You would fuck him, Brian. It's your type, isn't it?

Yeah, you'd love it, wouldn't you? I actually have such low self-esteem. I could never fuck like George Clooney. I don't deserve you, George. You stay with a Mel. I'll just bang, cheap little Aldi Cluny

that's who are O Wiley But anyway Yeah so H2OI Have a sauce spot for as well It's very 90s And that feels way more real As a person

Yeah Where this they feel like Like Just like let's make her be all weird And a survivalist And the fact She got a house A house home alone

style trap Remember that Bitch you home alone Cause you put this stink Ain't no man Coming in the window With a knife With a box of flowers

And chocolates and shit You ain't getting no dick bitch you ass steak Puttie in mother fucking Is that Lounell Was it? That was Lunell?

No, that was Lenny Clark And that's why Lunnell refused to come out of her trailer She had a moment Anyway So, yeah So this whole kind of story

In the second one That all these people All the town Yeah Is it like they gather around Every year To discuss the trauma Of Michael

Because they're such fucking small town Hick losers And this is all they have Like you know So much has happened and 40 years. You've had wars and 9-11s and COVID's and all that.

Well, COVID hadn't happened, yeah. But you've all this stuff, the Antrax attacks. And remember when that tit fell out during a Super Bowl? I do. It didn't fall out now. Justin whipped it out. Justin pulled it off with his teeth. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, yeah. He did it kind of like, hey, look what I'm going to do that. And winked to the camera. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You ever see Lance Bass do this? He was the gay one in NSYN. So that joke tracks. I'm back, baby.

I'm back. He's back. My mind is working now. exactly good yeah I just needed some homophobia to do da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da your gay spinach

yeah um so yeah they all kind of these small town fucking retards and it's all the original well not all but most of them

most of them yeah because Anthony Michael Hall from like fucking weird science in the breakfast club he's playing Tommy Doyle now I hated him yeah I hated him so much his baseball bat

I got an old Huckleberry here and they keep chanting like over and over evil dies tonight what is up with that it was fucking it was so stupid man it was like an angry mob

like I don't know it's something about mob mentality and how it's bad yeah because they all chase the retard till he threw himself out the window well let's rephrase that they chase the mentally ill return

okay you're right Mia Culpa so there's like a mentally ill man that they're like he's probably Michael yeah by the way like Michael is like

a tall six foot dude, very lean and shit, this man is like five foot he basically looks like Danny DeVito as the penguin. He's like fat and short and balding but still has long hair. Never a good luck, sir, never a good look.

He's got a gash on his head. He's kind of looks like Timothy Spall if he needed a bath. Exactly, yeah. Like bad Spall right there. Spall left out of fridge okay? So then they chase him around. A spoiled Spall if you will.

Then they chase him around they make him jump up at the hospital. Yes. And then they literally have a guy be like, Michael's turning us all into monsters now. And it's like once they're way from looking in the camera and be like, I think you know what happened.

I think they made the first one, okay? Yeah. They're like, we're going to make a scary movie. We're going to make it feel real. We're going to make Michael scary again. That's it. All right, right, right. And we're going to make Laurie Strode badass, okay?

Yeah. We're going to make her like that bitch. Even though she's a fucking, like, well, I'll choose. my words carefully. A stupid smelly but she's like going to be like she's an she's an alcoholic and then she shows up to like some dinner

and she's like Michael Michael Myers is coming he's after me yo is this your mom's I ain't know Michael Myers I just walking down the street this bitch come up to me she got the phone in my face saying Michael I know it's you Michael and yeah

so and you know you get a fun there I can explore that sort of satirical, ironic take and how crazy white bitches often target young black men. I, you know, I was going to go she thinks I'm Michael Jordan, but I didn't do that. I stopped myself

you know, because I thought that would be quite tasteless and based, so... You know what I was just thinking there as you were doing that voice? I kind of drifting off thinking about something else. Yeah, as you tend to do, yes. I don't really yes and do I. You go, okay, right, perfect. You just

You don't... Okay, so anyway, Michael, my... I was thinking, you know Dr. Loomis. Dr. Loomis in the original film is like the crazy guy running around talking like, oh, Michael, he's evil. I look to do his eyes. The eyes of the devil.

This is a six-year-old boy. He pulled down my trousers. And my willy was everywhere. He was evil, like that. And he's an alcoholic as well, the actor, Donald Pleasins. Donald Pleasins, yeah. Big, big alcohol as well.

Yeah. But anyway, my point was... he's the crazy guy all right but these new movies everyone's crazy right Laurie's crazy they're all crazy they're all talking like Dr. Loomis right there so it seems very weird well I tell you it's it's very hard to root for somebody like that because those characters are always annoying yeah you ever like been in a room with a person and they start telling you how they're actually feeling nobody likes those people and I sure as heck don't want to pay 15 euro to go and sit down in the cinema and have

some Mongo go, Oh, James, oh, the dreams are getting worse, so please tell the doctor to increase my medication. It's like, I'm watching a film. Leave me alone. Anyway.

Sorry, so. A little window into James Patton there, yeah, yeah. So anyway, basically what I'm saying is the dialogue is rather exposition. Oh, Brian, no, it's so heavy-handed and stupid. It's like something that was written

by a 14-year-old. Yeah. It's really bad. The characters are so fucking annoying. Oh, I forgot. I was going to make a point, by the way. All right, sorry. My point was, it's a long time ago now.

I think I need to get a monster after this, I think. Yeah. They're all kind of falling apart here. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In the first one, I think they were like, we're just going to make a scary movie, that's it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And make Laurie Stroh, like, Sarah Connor, it'd be awesome. Right. I think the next two movies, they wrote them back to back, and they'd just seen, like, Jordan Peel. Right. They're like, oh, Jordan Peel has teams. Yeah. Oh, and messages and shit.

Yeah. Oh, let's do that. Let's do that as well. Like, really be, we're going to be. is we're going to win the Oscar right here. Yeah, and so that's what I was saying. That's why it sort of retroactively makes me kind of hit the first one because they did sort of dip their toe into that

with the whole like PTSD, trauma, alcoholism. It was my wife thinks she's, but you're right, it was mild, it was sort of motivated, it was earned. You kind of were like, you know what? Yeah, she might, would be traumatized. She would act like this, blah, blah, blah, blah. Even though she shouldn't be traumatized. No.

It's wrong to be traumatized like that. She wants to wise up, man. It's quite narcissistic. yes it is and you know you know put your boots on pull your pants up Laurie Strode yeah yeah yeah but you do kind of believe in a way people do be acting like that

yeah second one though bitches be sharp the second one has the message of like mob mentality is bad yeah that's basically it but even here's thing about you like the whole thing is about victims rising up yeah but the end they all get killed

that's true so I was like oh I guess they shouldn't rise up yeah I like the message now victims should stay quiet well it was produced by Mirama so, you know, Harvey's ghost still lingers the hallway. It's still the DNA there, you know. You're right, it's like, we'll all band together

as survivors, tell our truth, confront our demons. Oh, no, he killed us. He just slashed us with an NDA machete and now we're fucked. Yeah, Ronan Farrow's Old Hickory, all right? I'm going to get him.

It's actually Huckleberry. Oh, yeah. But Old Hickory makes more sense. Yeah, I actually, yeah, Hickory is a thing. Huckleberry is not a thing. Right, yeah, yeah. Hickory was named for president.

So, you know that? No. Your Hickory's name for president. Okay. It was a nickname anyway. Right, right, right. No, Lincoln. Yeah.

Used to call him spotty Lincoln. Why is that? Fun story, actually, not really. Go on. So there was at one stage you're thinking about going to war with Mexico. Right. Because they wanted all the land. Sure.

New Mexico, for instance. They want to take that land, okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Lincoln said, hey, show me a spot where American blood has been spilled in Mexico and we'll go to war. Right. And they couldn't because no blood

has been spilled. Because they never went down there. Yeah, exactly. They were like, oh, fuck you, Spotty. And then they took over New Mexico. Wow. Not a good nickname.

And that led to Breaking Bad then. What? Yeah, exactly, yeah. Okay. New Mexico there. You're right, yeah. So if Spotty got his way, you know, imagine what would happen

if he hadn't freed the slaves. Oh my God. I'm thinking how good breaking, better call Saul will be even better. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he is Hewle on a leash. Yeah, yeah. Bill Burr's just whipping up.

Ha! What are you doing, chew? You fat fuck! I will get the fattest fucking slave on the plantation. I, you're going to pick the cotton. I eat the cotton. Jule. Unbelievable.

There's fucking guy here. Oh, my God. You fat, motherfucker. So that's a bit of history right there. So Spotty Lincoln right there. There we go. Then he was called something else as well. So, yeah, so just to end on Halloween kills, the kills are good.

Everything else is so bad. Ending is terrible. Yeah, how did it even end again? So, end if you don't know. I liked that he liked that he killed all his survivors. I liked that. I did like the bit where he stood up. I was like, yeah, rising up, yeah.

So if you remember. Don't show, Michael Myers. You did these victims want to keep you down without allegation. You gotta get up. Get on you, bon. Get up. Right from all you. bomb.

So you remember the ending of Halloween kills, okay, they steal Michael's mask and they all beat him up. It's like the whole town, okay, like two people have guns. Yes. And they all got like, rest of them are like baseball batch and spoons.

And they're just battering a mentally ill geriatric in the street. So I didn't know this was shot in Chicago. What's going on here? Southside, eh fellas? Trying to save a few bucks on production costs. So like, they've got, they beat him up

but he's done. They don't actually check to see if he's dead he's on the ground It's not like he's known forgetting it's not like that's his whole thing you think he's dead

but he's actually not nah it's probably grand back to the bar lads So all the victims then go like hey let's just turn around and stand where he him behind us okay and then the daughter character

What's her name again? Judy Greer Yeah Judy Greer is like I'm going to go into the house and you know look around Yeah sure that's a good idea Yeah

and then Michael goes do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do and he stands up all right, and he goes, whew, few, pew, pew, pew, he starts back

and cots. Ring brum, brum, all those victims finally get what's common to him. Yeah, exactly. Although, did you notice

that one of the victims was a nice little a papapapapap piece? Kylie Richards is her name. Yeah. She's a right little piece of strumpish,

a nice little stalk of rhubarb if I do say so myself. Did you notice though? And the old bitch who is the nurse she get it too.

Nosh me off, you old slag. This is for Dr. Loomis, kick, quick. I'm like, nice right, bitch, I'm so hard. Then he's skull, fucker, bro. I'm like, this is for Dr. Loomis. I'm gonna loomish. Oh, my God.

I just Loomis so hard. Loomis, dear Pumis. Yeah. So what are you going to say? So I was going to say, he kills the whole town, well, the whole, all the villagers in like a montage, okay, which is pretty gay, all right? Okay, yeah. And then he goes in the house and kills Judy Greer. Again, like kind of like a slow motion.

like, no. Yeah, you're right actually. And then... I believe there is good in you, Michael. Yeah, it is about to be some good, good in you too, bitch. And then she dies the end. She does die. Now, speaking of ends,

Halloween ends. Whoa, no, that's a segue, folks. That was pretty good now. I'm back. That was smooth. I'm back right here. I'm telling you, you just shifted right into third gear. I'll be honest, what are we at now?

We're like 40 minutes in. I think the first 30 was bad. but you know what I think they'll enjoy it yeah it took you know what that was me like you know when you're trying to start like a chainsaw and a cold day well the thing is I just smoked myself retarded and I was kind of having

I'm just retarded I was having a mini panic attack during that first 30 minutes so it actually I don't want you to delete it it serves as an interesting look at how Cadden can maneuver even in the grips of paranoia and anxiety drug-induced fears you were so stoned and it was like I might chase him

around the hospital I was thinking about that So Halloween ends The new movie It's been a box office disappointment A critical disappointment Everyone hates it An audience disappointment

This is the most universally hated film That I've You know In the whole like Halloween franchise Yeah I don't even think the Rob Zombie sequel Got as much hate as this one is getting The Rob Zombie sequel I think has artistic merit

Okay I like it though I wouldn't go like it's amazing Yeah But I do like the world I like how gritty and shit is. I do like the fact that it's so Rob Zombie. Yeah.

The fact that like... He does make it his own, definitely. The fact that there's like Alice Cooper posters everywhere, it's like he likes Alice Cooper. And his wife's tits. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, because he likes those tits. Sure.

I'm like, if only her tits were too big Alice Cooper head. Yeah, yeah. A Jewish man wear makeup. That's why I want to suck on. Yeah. What was going to say? But it's very, it's very, very robson. And Malcolm McDowell is so.

Yeah, I honestly do have a saucepot for the first one. I liked the origin story, mainly because it was so... Could you relate, could you? He's also a big, strong guy. Yeah, yeah. Respect he deserves. And just because his mom's a whore who shakes her ass for nickels on the dollar, he still gets respect.

Yeah, like there's some really, like, truly gritty shit in it. Like, in the mental hospital, when the orderlies try to gang rape the patient. Oh, yeah. And Danny Trejo's there? I mean, machete. That's really good. Yeah, so I enjoy the first Rob Zombie one. This new version, this ain't Rob Zombie, baby.

David Gordon Green lacks vision. Yeah. And he lacks any kind of like, this is a David Gordon Green film, you know? Yeah. You don't go like, wow, the way you, when you watch that, you just know, that's D, G, G. There you go. Yeah, exactly. It was tough now.

Yeah, your aunt's monkey was kicking in there. exactly that's what I called your dyslexia earlier remember remember guys don't get offended if you're stupid

this feels like an indie film yeah well I'll tell you just to your point it's interesting because I agree with what you're saying

and then it's also interesting because his comedy TV comedy work does have a very distinct style the David Gordon Green

Danny McBride kind of style of humor oh I think I think that's more that's more Cody Hill oh shit you're probably right I think Cody Hill is more responsible.

I'm a fucking idiot. Because Cody Hill is observing report. Yeah, okay. And that tracks, that goes very well and that eastbound and down. Yeah, and then... Fist footway, you ever see that? Yeah, all that.

That's all Cody Hill. Yeah, you're right, actually. I think... So, disregard what I said, I'm a fucking idiot. I think David Gordon Green... David Gordon Green, I think, is not good. He did the sitter with Jonah Hill.

He also did Prince Avalanche. I didn't even know. What is that? Yeah, that's an indie... drama about guys who work on the road star Emil Hirsch. Oh. He also had a movie called Stronger.

You've heard of Stronger. No. Man, I don't know how Stronger didn't do well. It's actually insane. Stronger is a movie starring Jake Gyllenhaal. Oh, as the ex-vette? No, no, no. During the Boston bombing. When he got his legs blown off? Yeah, yeah. He has to learn how to be strong.

Oh, right. Right. Right. With legs blown off. Yeah. So you think that's like such Oscar bait right there. Yeah. Just bomb the box office. No one cared about it. Oh. Oh. Even people... Pun there, Brian.

Unintentional, yeah. A bit offensive, if you ask me. Even people in Boston, like, this is gay. Who cares? Who cares if the legs blown off? Oh, my sister got her legs blown off. Well, she got a fucking movie, too? What is it, that Danny Doc?

Oh, faggot? Are you fucking kidding me? This fucking... Hey, kid, I'm gonna fucking kick your ass. Take your fucking pills, you fucking freak show. Sir, please leave the auditorium. Get your fucking hands off me. Sorry, sorry.

So I don't think he's very good. He's direct a lot of shit now. Yeah. So let's go into the plot of Halloween ends. Yes. Planning, Halloween ends, okay? Starts with a child being killed. I like that bit.

That made me laugh. I enjoyed that. The babysitter, he's like, the kid... Cody Cunningham, his name is. Corey Cunningham. By the way, like, why did their house have so many flights of stairs? It was weird, wasn't it? Yeah.

It was like it was designed for a child to fall down there. Yeah, yeah. So the child locks the male babysitter. asking for trouble. I think the kid knew, you know, he was on his shit. It's like, I ain't letting this freaking

motherfucker. That's how the kid talked. I'm not even being weird. Yeah, so the kid locks the babysitter in the cupboard and the kid's all freaked out. He's like,

what is he, 21 or something? Yeah, so eventually, he does go a bit weird, doesn't he's locked in there and he's like, help, help you lock me in and be like,

okay, kid. Relax, will you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he has a little, a bit of a bridal tool moment. He spazes out. He kicks the door open and the child goes,

flying over the stair banister and falls down must have been three flights of stairs and just crashes on the ground he goes cabloy, his face is a fucking pancake yeah and that I got a laugh out of that I have to say it was a nice little

edit I got a chuckle out of it I think that was definitely someone else did that there I think David Gordon Green didn't do that I would have really liked that bit had that would had that been the last you ever seen of the baby's but oh no

Corey comes back to play Hmm Corey's character He didn't like him He is twisted He's like misunderstood He's a fucking pussy emo nerd Yeah

Yeah It felt like an emo movie He's not a cool rock star bro like me I smoke too much weed And now I feel dizzy Oh help Maybe if I eat a whole multi-pack of toffee prints

I'll feel better In your version like You get too high You eat the child he'll lock me in the pantry all you had was I don't like Mr. Crisps I don't like Mr. Crips

I like Pringle which is your fault So he's like this Emo guy now The whole town hate him Because he killed one child Yeah so he gets out after a few years Involuntary manslaughter

So now he's a weirdo All the He gets bullied by band camp kids. That's how much of a pussy he is. They were band camp. They were literally fucking... And they were, they were dogging him. They were alpha dogging them out. They were like in the marching band. Yeah, exactly.

It was like a one-man bat. Like Dick Van Dyke and Mary Poppets. Every time they chased him down the street. He had symbols on his legs. He was like, yo, fucking bitch. Eat that dog shit. Bitch. He's like, I'm okay. Yo, eat that dog shit and buy me some beer.

Yeah, yeah. Buy me some brew. So the fucking band camp nerds, they want to get some beer, but you don't got their fake ideas, man. So they asked this weird old Corey. And when he refuses, they're like, oh, you were the one who killed that little kid, the babysitter. You're a fucking pito, bro? You like to fuck little dead kids assholes, bro? I may have added some, I may have paused and acted out the scene myself.

Some flourishes, perhaps, yeah, yeah. Just have fun with it. Go. David Gordon Green, I've made some improvements. So yeah, so he's getting bullied But then we cut to fucking Laurie Strode So Jimmy Lee Curtis She's all good now

She's like Yeah She's writing a book She's turned into Carrie From sex in the city For 40 years Yeah She has been driven completely mental

By incident when she was a young girl Where a guy tried to kill her Yeah Now that guy has killed her daughter And many many more people Okay And he's been gone not in prison now

he's been vanished for a year yeah but he's still out there and she's grand now she's totally fine well if I could make an observation so yes this incident that happened

40 years ago she's traumatized by it but then you know they make a movie about it she's able to capital she's able to capitalize on this pain and trauma and once she cashes in

and gets what she really wanted then she's totally fine wait did they say them in a movie no no no they actually made a movie think about it man I'm breaking the fourth Oh, okay, right, okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm calling women horrors. For a minute, no, I actually would believe, I actually would fully believe in this movie they mentioned that, like, she sold the rights for a movie. Yeah, you're right, actually, yeah. I think, like, kind of like, Tain de Wood's saying this. I mean, they go just one step beneath that. She's writing a book now.

Yeah. And we literally get to hear shitty voiceover monologues, like, my past is my future and my, I'm, my pain and trauma. And she's just, like, doing shitty, uh, it's horrible. Sex and Cities, yeah. It literally is sex in the city. yeah and just like that I didn't care about the retard who tried

to kill me so Michael's been hiding out he's fucking he's hiding down why is he down in the fucking he's in a sewer pipe like a fucking teenage mutant ninja turtle man fucking Michael Angelo Myers down there

him and crang just down there yeah fucking him and splinter just down there like having pizza so he's living in a drain ditch yeah it's sort of dignified

it's retarded No, in any way, scary. No. It's like, it's like, it's one step away from, like, he's been living in McDonald's. You know what I mean? It's like, he's been hiding out there. Hiding in the disabled jacks of the McDonald's.

Yeah. Because everybody knows you don't go into a disabled jacks of McDonald's. You don't know what the fuck you'd see. Yeah. So, like, he's hiding there, okay? And you don't get the idea, maybe if you show him, like, eating a rat or something, it might be a bit scary.

He's literally just been standing there. Hasn't moved. Has it just. covered in his own excrement and there's one hobo there and the hobo's kind of like he's over there but you don't mean no arm you know yeah him and the hobo seem to get

long right yeah I bet it's stuck each other off that's how much of a loser the hobo was that this guy wouldn't even kill you you know what I mean yeah but anyway so then Corey gets bullied by the kids again

falls down well actually we forgot he's he starts hooking up with the daughter the granddaughter Laurie Stroze's granddaughter Dupy. Very bad. So forced as well.

And they do a full-on, like, emo Twilight type shit with it. He's like, I'm so dark and twisted. I just want to burn it all down. And this is literally dialogue verbatim. She's like, yeah, let's burn it all down. Okay, babe, I like the match. Yeah. My darkness will hurt you.

Yeah. I want to be hurt. Oh. Yeah, there's all that. I've got a micro penis. I love micro penis. I want to be micro penis What?

So like Corey meets Michael My cunt's like a thimble I can only take of micro penis You can't get a camel through it Old thimble Cunt strode from up the road Needed a prince So she fucked a toad

There we go Nersher round for the kids there Take that home with you sweetie There you go So, Corey meets Michael in the fucking sewer, right? Yeah, and Mike jumps into him And Michael grabs his throat We think he's going to kill him

But then he has like some weird like acid flashback What happened there? Here's the thing, okay I think what they're going for is fact The Michael senses It, sorry You can't get pussy either Me neither, bro

These, these bitches won't put out Michael senses and Corey That like me and you were the same Yeah Oh, you like 4 Chad too, sweet, bro, sweet. But instead of like, what's it, Kiwi Farms, you know? Yeah, yeah. But instead of like, just we picked that up,

they actually have to really shoehorn all the flashbacks. They're a flashback of the kid dying in case we forgot that. Yeah, yeah. All right, from earlier on the movie. So what is it that Michael recognizes evil. Yeah. Right. Michael is evil.

Yo, he recognizes real, real player. What's up, my man. Yeah, yeah. So, and then, okay. That's how Michael sound. Yeah, okay. They all sound like that, don't they? Hey, I didn't write it, did I?

Did I write this piece of shit? So then Michael brings someone into the sewer eye, and I hated this. Michael gets superpowers from stabbing the guy. Yeah, yeah. It's almost like it recharges him like Dragon Ball Z. He's going super saying, stabbing the guy. That was retarded, yeah.

So, Corey. So again, now Michael's almost like this supernatural thing that is like draining life force from people. He's an iPhone 11, just had to plug him in. Much like a real iPhone, he only needed the blood of the air. innocent to be powered. And also...

Yeah, I know, yeah. Come on, give me something. Okay. Ah, thank you. I'm like John Oliver over here, you know. Mm-hmm. Marko Maia's

living in the ditch. I watched a thing about John Oliver recently. Not about him. It was a thing. He was talking with something stupid like, I don't know rights for people or something

shit like there. Capitalism's bad. Like a free-eyed pigeon cock. The laziness of the jokes insane though because one joke was like it's like Shrek having sex

ooh donkey ooh I'm having sex with you alright Get your hands out of me Shrek I ain't about that gay shit now He didn't do that Did he not do that The women who write

Last week tonight We're not allowed that now Okay But later on I was just giving Shrek A lift home I was being a good Samadden I didn't know

that Shrek had a pussy And an asshole And big old balls And what not I was being a good Saman Giving Shrek a lift home Okay And but then okay

in the same segment they had like oh it's like having sex with a Swedish person oh yeah I am Swedish yeah I am having sex with you it was like the exact same joke just twice in the same segment it was so lazy yeah well good

I've just noticed this now yes yeah we just found something that people like and we you know said that's a bit shit yeah that's kind of our thing isn't it it is yeah to be inarticulate and not make valid points ago

it's gay bro we need to do more actually yeah yeah you know we need to lean into it we try and psychoanaly's a bit too much well it's actually bad because John Oliver is just like Dr. Loomis now something like that

but it wouldn't really track okay so so Michael is recharged he's reinvigorated he doesn't do much though does he no Cory's the killer in it Corey he's the new evil it's kind of like

he's not a good evil though is he no he's he is like he's got the most punchable face I've ever seen for some reason he made him a bit of a dork in it would you have liked it if it was more of a twist

how about this let's fix this right now okay so it's normal okay the granddaughter is trying to move on Laurie's trying to move on

yeah there's a killer going around okay and people think it's Michael right and the daughter's new boyfriend right

and then the twist at the end is it isn't Michael okay yeah he's the killer and he's like I'm gonna kill you

Laurie Strode oh shit Michael shows up at the end kills him Oh right Now doesn't that be kind of cool And then he tries to kill them

And then have a big fight at the end So as in that's the only time We ever see Michael Yeah Okay Because the whole time There's a different guy Going around with the mask

You're kind of doing Like Halloween three season of the witch Exactly yeah But Michael we do get Michael People didn't like that People do get Michael Okay And during a film people think it's Michael

Well you know We didn't get a lot of them in this So it's not too far off What the movie actually was Yeah yeah yeah So it's almost like Yes dude You know the usual suspects

Yeah But wouldn't be better if we knew it was Kyra's associate straight away. And then Michael Meyer shows up at the end. Yes. Okay. So I had none for that, Brian. I'm sorry. I know you threw it to me there. No, I didn't. I was just talking. I was just talking.

I, look, I wanted something. I tried to plumb the depths. I came up short. Well, how would you improve it? Let's brainstormers right now. How would you improve this movie? So the way it works is he kills people. Michael shows up at the end. I think with the last fight, though. why was Michael Dyer at her house

I think he was following Corey right is that not the thing that he follows Corey now wherever Corey goes he goes so happens that it all revolves around Laurie Strode again Jimmy Lee Curtis again yeah well I mean Corey is fucking the granddaughter

who's annoying by the way yeah by the way he's looking pretty old now isn't she yeah what is she now 27 oh my god oh I could barely say it that's disgusting Put a mask on that bitch 27 old bitch I remember the first movie was like

This girl's hot She's probably going next Next big tin Yeah just in time The next Emma Stone right here This is not Emma Stone No it's not This is a fucking failure

Yeah I agree I didn't A lot of punchable faces In this one Brian I have to say I'd love to give her A good old sock in the kisser

What did you think about The fight at the end Where they actually Just like completely fucking decimated or whatever like okay so I guess

I did like the bit on the kitchen counter where she is just like repeatedly stabbing stabbing stabbing

if they had just left it at that maybe chop his head off it'd be fine but what they end up like H2O yeah yeah but like

what they actually do is they carry his they strap his dead body on the hood of a car and all the townsfolk they all do like a fucking queen's funeral type situation

It was like that, was there? Where they're all drive... It's a big... Very ritualistic and weird. Singular lane of traffic. They're driving to the dump to throw his body in the crusher. And there's a bit where literally

the townspeople are carrying his dead body much like Jesus when they're taking him to the fucking the shitty gaff that he broke out of. I don't know Bible stories all that well. When they throw him in the trash compactor. Yeah, no. It was...

Take that Jewish. It just kind of felt when they couldn't get any more cheesy or hammy or stupid Was that supposed to be powerful? It just got worse and worse It was embarrassing Brian I think it meant to be powerful I think it was well it was fucking stupid It was disgusting

I was just like Yeah I like well how would you even How could you write that and think Yeah This is it now I mean it's made me Wouldn't it be better okay

If they stab them all the times And Michael just gets up again And it's like oh fuck Okay He's pure He's pure Jason 4 he's now right yeah and then he fuck shit up okay

okay and then maybe they they kill him at the end alright it's like one final gunshot straight in the head or something like that or they just blow his head up completely or something like that yeah and then it's just like

oh my God we did it but this whole procession thing here yeah the kind of the ritual it's like and again we're still hearing the stupid voiceover which never subsides by the way it's like and together

we like she literally she says like a procession happened for the body of Michael Myers there were no tears and the cops are all like this is great yeah yeah there's not a single person be like well you can't just do this

yeah why not take him to a fucking lab and see what made him tick you know yeah or the cure for cancer is in that man if some woman's just like chucking him in the bin here here's saying what if it's not just mentally ill man what about that what if Lori Strode just killed another mentally ill guy another neurodivergent yeah exactly

a mental health crisis yeah exactly Well, yeah, whatever. Didn't expect you to go full lib-tard there, Brian? I did not. No, I did not. I kind of don't know where you're going there. Well, my point... The weeds kicking in again.

Oh, no. Waves and it's gone back. Oh, I'm freaked out. We've hit the hour. We're hitting an hour there. It's been an interesting one. Has been, yeah. I do like these ones, though.

The next one would be good. I'm going to get monster and shit like that. Okay. Have a good time, yeah. Okay, so overall, this new trilogy, it has made me go whack and really not like the first one, so I'm not in a hurry

to re-watch any of these. I'll tell you what now. This is my list here. Halloween 1, brilliant. Halloween 2? Very much enjoy it. Yes.

Written by John Carpenter's Wells has got the same DNA. Yeah. Tree, I haven't seen a long time. I've never seen it. That's the one without Michael Myers, right?

Tree has a cult following. Season of the Witch. Yeah, yeah. What is like, there's a toy that's killed? It's a mask. It's a Halloween mask. Oh.

And it's something to do with Celtic signs or something like dad. And does it make the kids that wear the masks kill people? Or what? I think it like shrinks on the kid's

face and suffocates them. Oh, like a shopping bag? Yeah, and it might all... It's a shopping bag. I say, yeah. Oh no, it's the shopping bag killer. It's the shopping bag killer.

Yeah. The Tesco tickler. He puts the bag over their head and fondles their booty holes. No, it's even more sinister. He just leaves the bag during it's like, the child will someday play with that possibly. Yeah.

What he does, it might possibly die. You're what bag on your head? No, well, yeah. Yeah, it's pretty sweet, doesn't I? You put it over and you're going, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. I finally just feel

I'm one with myself. No problems exist outside this bag. It's just me and the bag forever. So then there's like four, five, and six. Which are all, six has Paul Rudd. Yeah, yeah, I would not recommend, maybe watch him for the crack. No, no, it's bad.

I watch them for the crack. I didn't have a bad time per se Yeah Then H2O I think is great I liked HXO It's got Josh Hartnett Sexy young man That's how it should have ended there

Yeah HTO should end there She chops his head off It's done Yeah But then we get Halloween resurrection Yeah With Buster Rhymes

Tyra Banks And one of the nerds From American Pie Awesome No you know what Yeah I'm kind of convinced myself I think yeah

It's sort of It's interesting Because it's like 2002 too, but they do try to incorporate like a webcam kind of live streaming, killing type thing. I do always like that

early movies talking on the internet where they don't fully know what it is. Yeah. Where it's kind of like, yo, if you hack into the internet, you know, you can like... He's got a gigabyte mainframe in his asshole. Oh my God, what can we do? We just pray that there's somebody left. Or like even just like sometimes like in shows

to have like someone going into the internet and be like, okay, let's just uh, okay, wait. and they'll have like a kind of weird visual representation of someone's like surfing around the internet. Because there's such an alien concept this idea of going into the internet. They couldn't just have a guy at the computer, people wouldn't know what that is. So they have to like have them visually like fly around getting files and stuff. Like an electronic like filing cabinet. Yeah, exactly.

Oh boy, winter X games. Dude, radical. Oh, K-K-Y-N-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-Ew. Oh, C.K.Y. Unleashed. Dude. Yeah, yeah. Jeeze in my pants. Mentally ill horrors of the Playboy Mansion. Oh, right.

How many of them killed himself? Awesome. So, and then Halloween again. Then the first Halloween I liked, first of the trilogy. Okay, yeah. Rob zombie. The Rob zombie ones are liked. We like the Rob Zombie ones.

Yeah. And then that's it. Yeah. The first one I think is still good, though. Okay. I might watch it again. actually. Really?

To kind of cleanse my palate. I bet you you'll go back and you won't be able to get the stink off you. Yeah. Yeah. A little bit of looking back

over pictures of your old girlfriend, isn't it? Yeah. Jesus Christ. Are those my forearms are hers? Holy fuck. It's getting wanked off

by Robin Williams. You're a stanky-ass, bitch. Oh, married with kids now, are you? Yeah, well, I've got a podcast whore. I'm killing it. I think I might end it there

Yeah, okay Do you want to go get Like maybe a monster Or something like that What time I think I should Oh fuck it's that 11 o'clock man It's late Well you got it

It was after nine when you got here Oh no We can't get anything now Oh shit the shops Yeah There isn't a 24 hour Down the other one Yeah there is a 24 hour

Yeah It's good the people It's good that people Listen to this Petrol station You gotta drive them I'm fucking Yeah

Very high We can get treats And stuff Okay Yeah I'll do that Yeah Let's get some munchies, bro.

Brian and James get the munchies. We just come back. We got raped by homeless people. There were so many homeless people. Oh, they smelled. We're getting raped by homeless people. Where's White Castle? You're not White Castle.

Yeah, but I'm about to drop my strawberries on you motherfuckers. Anyway, yeah, so overall, the new Halloween movies were not fans. Yeah, the Halloween movies and all that shit. Yeah. Anyway,

this has been a strange one. Hey, it's a spooky one. You know, it's not even us. There's thunder and lightning Mercury's in retrograde man.

Yeah. Yeah, we're being all, you know, it's the moon turn to us menstrual. It's crazy. I know, I think people have a little

good time. Yeah, I think so. I think it was good. We did some... So this was our Halloween spooktacular special. We're going to get more spooky next week.

Really? Yeah. I might watch, I might watch all the Friday 13th movies. Wow, there's a lot of those Yeah I'll keep me busy war

Yeah Just like They're ringing you from work Brian it's the third day in a row It's like nope Jason's about to go to space It's Jason X dude I can't miss out on this

My room's getting Smellier and Smellier I've stopped going I don't go to the toilet anymore I just piss myself Oh original motion Picture soundtrack Composed by Cold Chamber

I'm taking a shit in a bottle Piss in a bag and then potted over our heads Alright Okay, good luck We're out, goodbye