Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 174 : Rishi

Episode Date: November 1, 2022

New PM, new episode, same old BJ's.

And we're going again for a free episode, guys. And with James here, we're downstairs watching some very sexy shows. Yes, sexy cartoons. We're watching Archer, and they're all very sexy. And you were like, is it okay to be, you know, turned on? By cartoons. Yes, and there's nothing wrong with that at all. In fact, that is the next step in human sexuality, I think.

I think we're seeing so much porn, you know. And it's like literally like you've seen a woman do everything. Yes, except love me. Yeah, exactly. Except make eye contact. It's quite funny. That's a joke with truth in that as well. Well, that's the only comedy I do, brother.

You know, it's all laced with truth. There's layers there, like a very sad onion. But, like, there is people, think about that now. There is people who, like, they go online every day. Yeah. And they see, like, some kind of crazy gang bang, okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's like, you know, there's jizz.

fucking piss everywhere okay but they've never even touched a woman's hand there's some like really disturbing gang bang videos like ones where the girl looks like she's enjoying it that's vile who watches that you call the police

hello officer yes it's me again yes why is Lisa Ann smiling I'm doing a citizen of the rest I can describe each one of their penises scary

big big and big and big yeah so I think like the next step after all this stuff here is then move on to like you know what

like hentai now you've ever watched hentai I've never watched any of the tune porn you know you see the thumbnails like bark fucks Maggie

what sometimes like I don't think it's okay to watch that even if they are not genuinely illegal didn't somebody get arrested

in Australia yeah there's a guy in the airport with like a naked drawing of Lisa Simpson he was like, what's the prop? All right. As well, this matter, I just want

I'll tell her my cocks a sexophone and blow my cock like your bleeding gums, Murphy. I'm going to turn you into bleeding can't Murphy. I like the rest of him's like,

oh, dove a cow. Cowabanga. Eat my my shorts do the pot man just when you get raped in prison

no what we're talking about yeah so like I've watched some hentai do not like it now hentai is the Japanese one where it's like octopuses

it's anime but it's sex stuff all right even without the octopus stuff that's a genre okay it's like

but that's thing if I was like if I was like oh you know all American movies it's all fast cars in Vin Diesel. It's like,

no, it's just yeah, yeah, that's a certain subgenre right there. Yeah. Sometimes there's Adam Driver telling his cunt

wife she's a cunt and people are like, give that man an Oscar. Ah, yeah, like who, that was Alex, no,

Noah Baumbach. No, Baumbach. The dialogue's like, I was a director in his 20s. I could have got so much pussy. I wish you were dead.

You coplocking, Twan. Why don't you mean his wife just giving him the side eye in the premiere. Yeah, Greta Gerwig, that cunt, directing Barbie now, that's what she's doing.

Is that right? She's directing, man, this and this, she's directing a new Barbie movie. Yeah. Ryan Gosling is Ken. Yeah, and Margot Robbie is Barbie. Yeah, exactly. Wait, is Greta Gerwig, she's banging Noah Baumbach? They're married.

Jesus Christ. And it's going to be, guess what, is all the sexy people there. You know that young girl from sex education that looks a bit like Margot Robbie? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's in it as well, you know? Yeah. Lulu Chu is in it. No, but I do know Michael

Sarah is in it. Oh yeah, he's a real fuck boy. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's, I guarantee he's going to be like a joke there where like he's the other ken. It's like, oh no, you're the ugly, weird shit, Ken.

He's the black cat. Wait, what? No, no, no. No, there is going to be an Asian Ken. There's an Asian Ken. There's like a black Barbie and a black can, right? Yeah, in there as well. And also, Will Farrow's going to play the villain. Okay.

I think I'm going to imagine here it's Barbie goes to the real world. I'm going to imagine that's what it. Yes. I mean, you know, embarrassingly, I'm not really up to dead with my Barbie lore, you know? I don't want to name names,

but I do know someone who has been watching Barbie recently. He says it's getting quite satirical. What do you mean watching Barbie? Watching, observing, following. Is there a show? There's a new Barbie show, yeah. Don't worry, guys. Going to talk with Doctor Who eventually, don't worry.

But it's a new Barbie show. Who is this person? He's a friend of mine. But he's been watching Barbie a lot recently. Okay. And because he's awesome. Yeah. And he says that, like, Barbie's getting very good right now.

Really? Yeah, it's turn the corner there. Who is this? I can't, I can't say who, okay? Okay. But, like, he's saying, it's getting very satirical. So they're kind of taking on, like, the Me Too movement and stuff in it. Oh, really?

The barb... Well, okay, right. Yeah, not like fully. Barbie's not getting fingered in the office. Sure. But they're tackling sexism and stuff like that and teaching that. And you know, Ken? Yeah.

Ken's a big nerd now. Oh, God. This is what's happening. to our man that Ken is an emasculated pussy Yeah, Ken's abating now, you know? Yeah, it used to be that, uh, you know. So it's like Barbie and our friends do things

and Ken falls over and like hurts himself. Yeah, yeah. Like, severely hurts, like he breaks his spine and they all laugh at him. He has to take a mental health day. Yeah, yeah. Why are you talking with Barbie again now? Greta Gerwig, Noah Bachman.

We're talking about tune porn. Oh, too, hentai, yeah. So I have watched hentai. I didn't like it. There's a weirdness to him. It didn't seem. is a lot of like when they're having sex

the woman doesn't seem like she's enjoying it per se Oh yeah I don't like those ones either brother Oh it's the boys club

Yeah Brian I'm not saying She's against it Okay I'm just I'm just saying that like She wants it Oh

It's gone right down now Right floppy She wants it But normally the cock Is so big She's like hurting from this. And it's all like

I have read about that in medical textbooks and such. Yes. That I call my own diary. You're a little Doogie Houser walk around and be like, it's a cock too big, is it? A doctor, I prescribe big cock. Yeah. I'm like Dr. Hars like, oh, what's

the matter, honey? The cock too big. You need three cacks just to feel anything. All the nerve endings in your twat are so numb and deadened like your eyes and your soul you whore so yes

it's an ear infection and you know ticks and everyone's like he's a genius he's not even American oh

man some people like I like Hugh Laurie a lot but sometimes people talk about house and like man every episode

is a master class Daniel de Lewis can go fuck himself this is man I watch this I just cry no one is every line here like this before in the history of cinema or television yeah i mean it's only a little bit

more you know credible than the likes of gray's anatomy you know what i mean it's not too far away from it people want to kind of consider a lot of shows kind of fell under that umbrella like six feet under people said was very you know it was just like pretentious and artsy and but then also melodramatic and shite at times and yeah what would be like another example but like, I don't know. Well, in the early days of television, it didn't take that much. Yeah, true.

So, like, remember we're talking one time, like, nip-tuck? Yes. People watch down, like, man, this is, this is television right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're in a golden age of television. Yeah.

Nothing can beat this, okay? That's by the same. That's Ryan Murphy, yeah. And Ryan Murphy went on to do Dahmer. Darmor. Which we haven't talked about Dammar before. We still haven't. You want to talk about Dammar now?

We probably should. Doctor Who or Dammar? Well, I know which one you'd prefer. Let's do Dahmer first Because Doctor Who We have a new segment By the way Called Doctor Who

Gives a fuck Yeah Where I talk about Doctor Who And I try to win you over Yeah Yeah but I'm too cool Smoking a Marlborough

Red wearing shades In doors But I start talking with Doctor Who And you kind of You hate to admit it now You do get a little bit Like the cybermen Are doing what?

Yeah Yeah They're like Oh shit Brian You're going to beat me And does Does Dr Who get satirical Now about like

Contemporary politics They mentioned Brexit Once did Do the Daleks have Maga hats on it Let's go Brandon, let's go Brandon Insurrection Sleepy Joe

Sleepy Joe Have you heard of Dark Brandon Hunter Hunter Biden's laptop Yeah what's dark Brandon Dark Brandon is what Fans of Brandon This is such gibberish

Who's Brandon? Brandon's Joe Biden Okay So the other way black people took the N word Yes Okay this is basically for Joe Biden

Yeah So Joe Biden's fans Have taken Let's Go Brandon And now they're like We like Brandon And he's dark Brandon He's the evil No, not evil, sorry, he's the cool, cool, bro.

He's like, dar, he's fucking, he's fucked up. He's really, he's so, yeah, he's real dark. Yeah, he is dark. He's sniffing kids on camera. Having, he's taking showers with his daughter. Wait, hang on a minute, dude. He's raping his mongo son into becoming a crackhead in Ukraine. Hang on now.

You're getting a little bit flagrant. This is not about Doctor Who, okay? It all ties in, brother. Doctor, it's Joe Biden. I literally have never watched a single second of it So I can't jump in any of this I don't know any voices Is there a Nigerian and Dr.

Who is these Doctor Who? No No That was a Cyberman Oh, hello He's out of Doctor? No, no, no, no, no Well, let's start with Jeffrey Dahmer

Doctor Who's on first Oh No, let's talk with Jeffrey Dahmer Okay So Jeffrey Dahmer is no it's weird This show came out And it was literally bigger Than Game of Thrones

and fucking that Lord of a Ring show. Yeah, man. This, like, talk over. And you know what's... The thing about this show, right, I watched it, right? I enjoyed it a lot. It's very gratuitous

and exploitative and, like, stupid. It's really silly at times and, like, over the top. A lot of Ryan Murphy shows are like that. They're kind of, like, trashy and campy.

And that's why people like it. I get it. And you know what? It's kind of the best way to do a Dahmer show because the motherfucker was a necrophiliac a cannibal, drilling holes

into people's heads, having sex with men, I mean, crazy shit, you know? Yeah, we don't like that either, do you? Lads being lads, yeah. But, like, you know, there's some stuff in it that's just so, like, wow, like, I'm not, you know, I'm not going to be like, you know, be a pussy

or whatever if somebody doesn't like a show, but when, like, families of his victims come out, it's like, yeah, we don't actually like this. This is pretty horrible. I can understand where they're coming from. I think it's quite weird because I wouldn't even have

I didn't think a Jeffrey Dahmer show would be successful in this day and age because I assumed wrongly that everyone knew Jeffrey Dammer Yeah, see people aren't freaks like Osprey Because there's been so many Dommer movies and shows But they've all been shitty though

They all be shitty yeah Yeah But there's so many in Where is it, Milwaukee I believe? There is tours right now You can go on Before the show came out

Okay You're on Dahmer tours Probably now they're making Bang Busy money, man. They're getting all the Instagram whores. It's actually great. Oh man, they're probably getting so much Dahmer pussy, alright? That's right, yeah. But, um, like, they would go around,

apparently the tour is really shit, by the way. So just go around to like a car park, like, oh, this is where one of the victims used to live, when there's a house here. Imagine that, now it's a Denny's. Oh, my God. Yeah, there's a Puerto Rican guy there. He was, uh, a little fruity, and Dahmer picked him up, took him back to the house there and, uh, drilled him with his cock,

and then drilled him with a drill. Ha, ha. A bit of wordplay there. You know this buses go around Dublin Like just hop on, hop off The Viking helmet Yeah exactly Yeah, all wearing Viking helmets Be like Jeffrey Dahmer

Now I will say this Evan Peters is great It's a great performance And then his dad is played by Richard Jenkins Who is great yeah He's great but there's some There's one bit in particular I just made me laugh

So much is like So after Dahmer gets caught and everything The dad is kind of like Maybe I should have saw the warning sites And there's literally a little montage And this is exactly how it goes Like, Jeffrey, you got kicked out of military school For date raping somebody

Jeffrey, why did you expose yourself At the county fair? Jeffrey, you molested a little boy Every time I say, no, Dad, I didn't do it It's like they're all against me, Dad. I don't know what's going on here. Well, okay, son, I love you, you know, you're my little guy.

It's very funny. I laughed a lot. Here's the thing, there's some people, like, there's people talking about how exploitative it is. Yes. Which is, like, a lot of things are exploitative, you know, like, who cares? But then there's other people who are like, this is so powerful.

Yeah. And moving. Yeah. Oh, my God. This, this says more than words ever could. Yeah. Whatever that means, okay? This is a show.

But, like, um, you have to realize the people writing this, while they're writing this, you're like, this is so fucked up. Yes. We're going to win so many awards. How about a bit where the lady cries.

because your sister's dead oh yeah they're basically like no those two like you know the law they're not alone hard it's too

hardy by parodies uh in South Park yeah yeah yeah that's why I think about when they're writing the show it's like two guys oh my god

we're gonna oh my god yeah with Ryan Murphy's shows in particular because it always is kind of like trashy and sleazy

is like yeah so then they're just banging and there's body parts and blood everywhere and how about like he makes black guy dance and the black guy's

real sexy. Yeah. You know the way like in the show, once he killed like, some of them were like ripped. Yes. They were not ripped in real life. They were normal people. You've went through every I looked up just war they ripped Jeffrey Dahmer. Shirtless picks of Dahmer's victims.

And I'm like, hot or not. Girlfriends. Oh yeah. There's very long scenes. That's one thing I noticed really. By the way, it did not need to be 10 episodes, it's so fucking dragged out, but that's Netflix. It's so, but to an insane degree. Yeah.

It reminded me a little bit like The Hobbit. Okay. Where, you know the way The Hobbit is a small book and it turned into the three movies? Yes. It reminded me a little bit like that, where it was the whole, it's almost like impressive as you watch and be like, wow, just, still in there eight episodes ago, my God.

And then even the last episode, you're like, holy fuck, this was an , they're taking an hour out of this. Even not to spoil anything too quickly, but Even like, the bit where he died was so long. It wasn't like... Yeah, I hated the character of the guy who killed him. Yeah.

Well, he's not, you know, the dude's performance, it was just really, like, that's what I'm saying. There's a lot in the show that's really dumb and poorly handled or something. Also, they can never have, like, character be like, you know, just not like Jeffrey Dahmer. They'd have to show him, like, being, like, upset and have a few shots, him, like, getting angry and angry. and then like there's no subtlety in the show No

Like if someone's upset They'll show them crying nine times Yeah Yeah And then show them being angry And being like I'm angry right now I'm upset

Because my sister's dead Yes And it's very in your face Like there's one scene It's almost like It's emotional for people Who like Even people

People don't understand Emotions can understand Yeah Yeah Yeah Like there's that one scene In the courtroom Where like

That girl is like Jeffrey You motherfucker this is out of control I'll show you out of the game she like goes insane and apparently that was like based in a real thing but it's just like

there's no way to show that and not have it look stupid but also that's heightened okay everything in the show feels a bit heightened so it's almost like doesn't really stand out in the same way she's acting a bit weird everyone's acting weird

yeah but that's the thing it does not feel like a real world thing doesn't it? No no it's sort of and everyone is portrayed in such a way that it's hard to really route. It's hard to root for Dahlmer. Yeah, yeah. No, he's the only one I'm rooting for, man. But there's no

gravitas to it. There's no real emotional, like, weight. You're kind of like, ha, stupid cunt got his head chopped off. Ha, what an idiot. There's no kind of concept of less is more. Yeah. It's like, no, we're going to show everything. He, man, he has so many fucking shows, like, in development

and that new show, The Watcher. Yeah, have you watched that? No, but apparently... It's like the number one show on Netflix. Yeah, but apparently... Netflix were always like, it's the number one show and it's Like, who cares? Yeah, but apparently it's like, there's a common thing with his shows as well. Apparently, like, it starts off good,

but then just ends so badly, it pisses people off. It's like, that was the worst ending to his show ever. What a waste of time. But he's already got your money, so ha. No, that literally is like, there's no need anymore. Like, back in the day, all right?

Let's say you're making a TV show back in the day. I heard someone talk about this. The guy who does the boys now. Oh, yeah. So the guy who does the boys, he used to do supernatural. Oh. He was like, I spent years of my life working on the show where it has to be good all the time or else there will switch off.

So if it's not good, okay, and if it's commercial break, it's bad, they're not coming back. Right, right, right. And if it's bad one week, they're not coming back, okay? I'm not saying it was good all the time, but at least you fucking tried. You're like, this has to be a good episode right here. Whereas he was working on streaming shows now. There was a real lackadaisical vibe where people were like, hey, like, it's episode seven. Who cares?

Wow, really? Yeah, who's like, yeah. God, that's awesome. Yeah, exactly. Imagine that. It's like, yeah, I get paid millions of dollars. Me, who cares? Yeah.

Hey, what about this? How you started this? What if Jeffrey finds a lepricron? It's like, that didn't happen. Yeah, you know. They're making that stage there. The people who do are probably wine moms who are on painkillers. Who gives a fuck?

They're all on fentanyl patches. It's all gravy. So, yeah, I did not like it. Now, I'd be honest with you now, I did not watch the whole thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was in and out. My roommate was watching, I kind of walked in. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I did say now, one bit I did kind of like was the fadder stuff, but the book and the whole kind of like L.M. over there, he's writing a book about his son. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's kind of like, is it exploitative or the victims going to get money, but they're going to get such a shit amount of money. It's not even worth it. Yeah. That kind of whole thing is something that I haven't really seen. I'm more interested in, like, it's almost like Pick a Lane.

Do a movie about the victims? Do a movie about Dahmer. do a movie about his dad Yeah But they did everything They've all put in one big cake And the cake was shit You know

Yeah yeah You can't put like rhubarb And apples And Lego in a cake And it's good No I suppose not Well Lego's good In its own

But the cake It's not good It's not metaphor Isn't it? Yeah Yeah Yeah it is actually A bit of a commode

Anyway Let's go Let's go to Dr. Yes Okay So you didn't like Dahmer Yeah What?

You didn't like Domer Oh no I enjoy Domer Even though it wasn't good That's the thing Because of how gratuitous it was. It was written by gays. Gays know it was trashy. Yeah, well.

White guys be like, maybe he could do this and... You don't consider gays to be white? Is that what you're saying? No, the opposite. No, no. They're very white. Oh. I don't know where I'm going with this now, but...

Go back to your Lego analogy. Where did you get... What do you mean I don't consider gays be white? Because like, you said gay is right it because it's trashy because when white guys write something, they're all like, man. Oh, did I say it like that? That is exactly what you said. Oh, wow. Okay, right.

That is exactly what you said. Oh, you caught me. I'm in straight guys. Oh. Oh, I just think, I assume all white guys are straight. I don't know. It's tired, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that's what happens when you come over this late.

I'm sorry, I had to go to the gym first. Yeah, I'm going to gym. You know, it's funny I've been going to gym there. Yeah. There was a girl in the gym who works there, and she used to make eye contact with me. Yeah? So when I was going in there, she was like, oh, you want to join up with the gym? I was like, yeah, okay, and she doesn't make eye contact, okay?

She doesn't make eye contact anymore. After she got you to decide. line up. Yeah. Where I'm now trying to make Iconct with her and she's like

deliberately looking away from me. She's probably in one of her moods. So I'm working out and I'm being now sweaty okay and I'm like a red face and I feel like going to pass out

and she's walking towards me and I stand up and hello and just keep staring at her yeah. It's probably a hormonal thing Brian have you checked any sort of the astrological happenings,

Mercury and Retrograde and whatnot. Bring a knife to the gym and cut myself yeah yeah yeah It's my time of the month as well. Miss, I need some assistance. Yeah, okay.

Doctor Who. The new segment is called Doctor Who gives a fuck. Yes. I'm going to talk about Doctor Who. Now, Doctor Who is something that I pushed down for many years. I was a big fan, but I pushed it all down. I was like, I'm moving away there. But I came back to it last night.

Really? Because last night they aired... You relapsed. Last night, they aired the power of the doctor. It's Doctor Who special, all right? To celebrate 100 years of the BBC. Oh, what? Yeah, the BBC's been around for 100 years.

How have I... Have they done anything else to celebrate it? Yes, yes, lots of things. I haven't heard of any of this. Oh, well, you know. I think all the UK politics distracted everyone. Yeah, I guess. Rishi and Liz and all that, like...

The Queen's death. Which we'll talk about that in a little bit, like, but the whole Rishi stuff right now is very interesting. I have to say now, I kind of like Rishi. Okay. Not to sound... You know what? He seems like he's the best out of a bad bunch, let's say.

Right. And he doesn't seem too bad. I mean, like, I mean, like, financially, you know, he's not like, you know, like a socialist, kind of like, you know, Bernie Sanders type, of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, you know, the only thing you can get him on that I can see people criticize him is this tax situation.

What was, uh, he had a lot of creative Jimmy Carr style. Did the discrepancies? Well, also him and his wife are like the two, yeah, exactly. It's the, they're the 22nd richest people in Britain. Wow. Yeah. And what was his position prior to... He was the guy basically who gave out money during COVID.

Oh, shit, okay. Yeah, so people like him. Yeah, also, you know, not a lot of people were checking in on him. He was probably... He probably got to be a little frivolous, little flage. Oh, no, that's very flagrant right now. Wait, what? Come on. Oh, I don't know about that now.

Really? You see, he's pennies, fingers in the till, aren't you? No, I'm not saying, I'm just saying... I think a lot of Tories said their fingers in the tail. Well, yeah, but I'm just saying that. in particular, it's like, hey, look, we need money for the bailouts right now. So I'm just saying, you know, a lot of financial fuckery went on during all that shit. You're right, actually, a lot of companies applied for assistance didn't need it.

Yeah. And it's a very interesting story right online. A lot of podcasts applied for assistance during this and actually got money. A lot of podcasts got an insane amount of money. Really? Yeah, like really, but like, there's multiple Harry Potter podcasts. Jesus Christ. They're set up as a small business.

Yeah. And they got thousands for a recording on Zoom. Jesus. They don't even... We really missed a trick, didn't we? Yeah, yeah, because they're like, you know, Harry Potter fancast, LLC.

We'll have to remember that for the next pandemic. Well, the cool thing is... Get ready for it, brother, because it's coming. Are you ready? There definitely will be... I can't wait for next pandemic because it's going to be way cooler. Yeah. It's going to be way more...

See, this one was a bit lame, okay? It was a bit like, oh, well, old people are going to get sick. Oh, that's never happened before. Yeah, yeah. It's going to be, like, you know, you're literally going to get, like, boils, your face like 28 days later

you know like the rage virus you know it's gonna be pretty cool but anyway so Rishi was very popular because of COVID he's giving people money

Wangga right they were called him Wongar Ritchie really no I didn't I don't think they did call him that Rishi is like yeah yeah

yeah they mispronounce his name now the only interesting I was reading about this is that so Rishi his grandparents were immigrants okay and he's kind of like

a Tory dream away. So he's an immigrant, but he worked for it. Oh, okay. Yeah, you know, he didn't get, you didn't fucking live off the welfare state, you know? His parents work very hard, you know? Why, who does live off the welfare state, Brian? What's the implication there exactly?

No, like all the, all the wasters, you know? Okay. All the scroungers. Only, yes, much like, only white people are, you know. So, what point was going to make there, yeah, so gays don't use food banks. That's my point right

Yeah. So he's like kind of like, you know, pull yourself by bootstraps, you know, works very hard, okay? Now, the only problem I heard is, let's say like David Cameron or Boris Johnson or even Tony Blair. Before they became Prime Minister. They were in the Bullington Club. Well, not that, okay? They'd been around for a long time. Where were they around in a long time?

The Bullington Club, yeah, of course, yeah, yeah. Not Tony. No. Okay. But my point is if you let me speak or. right? No. I don't want to.

Is that... What? You're getting on your moods now. Am I? Well, you should know by now how to keep me in good mood, right? I don't know. I'll get on my knees. Rishy.

He hasn't been in politics that long. He's going to be the youngest prime minister ever, I believe. So how long has he been in, like, how long is he... A couple years, maybe since 2017 or something like that, you know? What age is he? He's young enough. I think he's like 44, maybe something like that. but what I'm saying is

like Boris was around for a long time he could make deals so he's like hey you scratch my back he's at yours okay he's a position of power okay he's got people on his side yeah Rishi's new and Rishi

like it's kind of like let's say there's a mob boss he gets shot on the head a new mob boss comes in that guy gets shot in the head and now you're in a mob boss okay

you don't really have that position of authority that you want because you know everyone just saw Liz Truska's shot. Okay, like, Goodfellas, all right? So, like, Rishi's kind of like, hey, you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours, like, how long are you going to be here, mate?

Yeah, yeah. Liz said she'd help you out in six months, and she lasted 40 days. It seems like right now, it is an extremely chaotic time in British Parliament and number 10. Like, nobody knows what the fuck is going on. It really seems like the wheels are coming off. Here about the fracking fight.

I heard there was actual, like, yeah. There was actual fistic cups and tears and pulling around and stuff. investigating now so they had a big vote about fracking and the Tories are really trying to push fracking now because obviously we're pooing and shit like that we need alternative energy and fracking is very well funded by the way they fund a lot of scientists to say fracking's good

oh sweet yeah so do you think they fun podcasts to say fracking's good because hey I know a couple of pretty cool dudes who could get on the train we start a Harry Potter podcast you know what Hagrid would love fracking Dumbledore's army

So the fracking fight Yeah so they had the chief whip You know the whip He's the kind of speaker of the house Which is quite funny how In UK politics except the whip Yeah And it's like hmm

Bring Rishi in here Let's get let's introduce them to the whip But the whip Okay was trying to get people to vote For fracking Yeah And a lot of people were like If I vote for fracking here

I am done in my constituency There's not many voters who are like I actually quite, you know like the normal man The normal man in the street is not like Fracking sounds awesome It's a very controversial thing to be In favour of Even like the people who are like very pro fracking

Even they will admit there is a lot of things That are not good about fracking And I don't know I haven't done too much research in it but this stuff Yeah It's also such a new sort of like A new development in the plundering of natural resources

that there's all, you know, we sort of have this immediate, you know, data of, okay, this is what we know how bad it is and how it fucks up the environment. But there's really no kind of estimation of the long-term effects. There just seems to be, you know, I don't know, there's just, it's a very,

I don't know, again, it's not something I'm very familiar with at all, because, again, it's a relatively new thing. I listen to podcasts, but my problem is listen to podcasts while I'm on the bus. Yeah. I don't sit down, listen to the podcast

to take notes. So I'm doing shit all right. So it kind of it goes in subconsciously. Yes. So I'll remember

little facts but I don't remember exactly what they so I'm going to be like oh fracking yeah 47% of that is something you know

yeah 47% of fracking involves drills probably I'd say not even black and deckers man

bigger ones than that bigger bigger with Dommer imagine Dommer imagine Dommer a big fracker Dombers fracking

twinks Dad, I was just doing some fracking in their assholes Oh, Jeff, you didn't tell me you're a bloody Nancy boy now Doing the fracking with the Puerto Rican children But anyway, there was a big scuffle in the number So who was throwing digs, man It was a lot of the Tory politicians They're fighting amongst each other, okay?

Apparently one of them started crying One of the ladies Not one of the bro dogs No, one of the brood dogs He wouldn't cry now He would cry after, you know, he'd cry on a rent-buoy afterwards but not in public, you know. So it became a big thing,

and it was right before Liz stepped down as well. It's just like another little thing for Liz just like, this has gone crazy right now, yeah. Liz, by the way, Liz was a complete disaster. Like, the queen died. You know how much goodwill you have after that? People are like Britain's back, you know, and you immediately, it's almost like,

like you win, like, let's say, okay, I was thinking about this, maybe like, you know, like there's like a story about a woman with no legs and like, you know, her tits got burnt off. Yes. And then she swims a big race and wins the gold medal. Like, yeah.

It'd be like if she won the gold medal, okay, and immediately there's shit in the pool and said the N-word. You know, it's like just immediately ruined all the goodwill right there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the queen died and she had a tax plan to help millionaires. Yeah, and then, you know, they sort of very quickly reversed it then. So that's sort of already, people were like, okay, these fuckers don't know what they're doing.

Exactly. This bitch is wilding. And then she fired her Chancellor de Zekker, quasi-quartang. Yes. And then it just all fell apart. Yeah, yeah. Now, we'll say it is quite funny now that the first female, uh, prime minister, Margaret Thatcher, Tori, yeah, yeah, yeah.

The first person of color now, prime minister, Rishi Sunak, Tori, right there. Yeah. Labor have never even had a leader who is not a white guy. Wow. So it is quite interesting. And I'm not even saying this is a joke now. I do think the first proper, like, I wasn't proper black, you know, I don't know what I mean, like, you know what I mean, like, you know what I mean?

I mean like the first So Richie Sunax is Indian I think the first like you know Like When Stormsy becomes Prime Minister He's going to be a Tory Yeah I do think the first transgender

Prime Minister will be Tory Oh Tori sorry Not Stormsy Tormsey to Stormzy Torzzy And that's what we'd call a Vossi poppy But I do think it's just It just seems like

It's easier to be like like on that side and have a little bit like oh yeah person of colour yeah and then like yeah I know what point I'm making there but it isn't interesting I don't know do you think maybe because Tories are more inclined for sort of forced diversity

whereas Labour like we're actually so open minded we don't even think of it and it just happened that we're all white blokes and there's nothing to look into that I don't know actually I think it's not even forced diversity I just think they they get like

I don't really know I don't even know I don't even know like I want to say diversity it is like the very very rich black people and very very

women who've gone to the right schools and all that as well like you know so I think it's a little you know what I think it's a little bit more like I think the Tory party

is a little bit more like the Borg in the way were you know the Borg in Star Trek no I don't yeah right well they're a little bit like an alien in the way

we're just kind of like what's the most logical thing here okay okay this Indian guy yeah throw him on okay i don't think they it's almost like they're so kind of like they are all power hungry yeah they're so power hungry they're like we don't care we let's say a tory okay would rather work with a gay fella all right if it meant they get power yeah true you know so they can look beyond anything because

they're so power hungry they sort of see you know they see what way the wind is turning they come out of with a more pragmatic approach it's like look if this is what we need to do to get in power then let's do it we don't have to look him in the eye or shake his hand let's just make it I think there's a real thing there I think there's a lot of people who are almost like I do kind of wish Prince Philip was alive that would be pretty funny but I think there's a lot of Tories

who obviously are not happy about this obviously old racist Tories all that but they're kind of like oh better let one in than to you know then let that fucking Labour can't in you know yeah exactly yeah and with Labor I don't know what it is

I think labor are well a lot of people saying they're anti-Semitic which was seen a little bit dumb yeah that was all the Jeff the Corbin stuff yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah. A lot of that was just like, oh, he, you know, he sneezed a mosque one time. Also, also, like, another thing, like, you know, in the 90s, cool Britannia and, you know, fucking, what do you call him, Tony Blair. Yeah.

So his sort of, his whole kind of image was like, oh, he used to be a bass player in a band, he's young, he's hip. He liked the Grateful Edge. Exactly. And then, you know, so that was kind of like the new image of sort of open-minded kind of hippie-ish dudes. oh but we're also you know Afghanistan Iraq he's a war criminal he's in the Hague if you believe that if you believe in that sort of thing

okay yeah yeah yeah I don't think labor are going to come back because people are just like oh it's the debt knells right now you know they've changed prime minister how many times labor are definitely coming back I don't think so I think like especially as it gets real rough now

people are kind of like oh no labor might go all silly and give they'd be like you know they're going to say like oh labor they're going to give everyone you know free gold coins and free books about feminism and it's going to be out your money or right

they're going to buy fucking you know what's that name Jordan Gray that trans comedian yeah they're going to buy tickets for Jordan Gray's show and all your children will have to go watch it and watch as she plays a piano wear cock you know and then they're going to have to lick the piano keys

afterwards for my orderly cue to lick her cock juice off the piano. And it's like, you know, people like, well, you know, I don't like Indians, but I don't like that either. I'm just a rock in a hard place right here. I tell you. A cock on a hard Indian.

I can't, uh, no, I'm sorry, Brian, I'm going to have to distance myself from that now. I can't abide that at all. Sike! I actually think he might be Pakistani. I'm not to a Punjab. Where's that from? Fujabi?

All I know is I never ordered from there again. Oh, I have the squirts for about. three days, pal. Oh, Punjabi. No, thank you. But anyway, so, Doctor Who? Doctor Who, yeah. So, Power of the Doctor's new special, right? He tried to talk about fracking and politics and Indians,

and you were just confused at every turn. So let's... You've earned this Doctor Who speak, Brian. Okay, so Doctor Who, okay, I did a special now, Doctor Who. So Jody Whitaker, is the current doctor. Right. She would generate right now into the new doctor. Okay.

So I watched a special there. I was pretty underwhelmed now They had John Bishop in it Oh John Bishop and the companions in it John Bishop and Bradley Walsh Wow Yeah

Real star power there Holy shit All the stars are out yeah So it wasn't It wasn't Um the only cut Now there's a lot of fan service I like some of the old doctors came back

Okay Through like a dream sequence kind of thing We got to see like you know Tom Baker He wasn't around though He's dead We got to see like No he's alive

I say like Peter Davidson Colin Baker Sylvester McCoy Okay Paul McGowan I'm big fan of Paul McGahn You know him? With Neil Knight With Neil Knight

Yeah Tell you what He's looking very good He's like 60 something there He's a lot of kids Really I was looking up there Man he's got a lot of kids

He's got like a footballer level of kids Right there yeah I'm a big fan of Paul McGahn But let's talk about What about Peter Capaldi He didn't come back now His rumours he might be coming back For another special

Later on okay David Tennant Christopher Ackleston. So the big twist, okay. See, I know all these fucking fruity names. The big twist, okay, so the woman,

is a woman doctor, right? Yeah. She's going to regenerate. And they announced the new doctor is going to be a black guy. Nchui, I think his name is, right?

Yeah. Seems cool. So, so, like... Why are you laughing? No, no, sorry, okay? So, like, she's going to regenerate. And everyone,

so they said, like, Nchui's going to be next doctor. Yeah. She regenerates into David Tennant. Oh. And David, tends like, what the heck? To be continued.

Oh. So are people going to be like, David Tennant's back forever? No, he's going to... Are idiots thinking that? Are the stupid, feeble-minded mongoloids that watch these shit? Yes.

Are they thinking that, are they? Well, here's saying, David Tennant's going to be in a special... That's you, that is. There's going to be a 60th special episode written by Russell T. Davis. Okay. Russell T. Davis is back.

Okay. All right. And it's going to be... He's the queerest folk guy. Yeah, exactly. It's going to be... Russell, it's going to be... be David Tennant versus Neil

Patrick Harris What? Neil Patrick Harris is playing the celestial toy maker. Uh, Dr.

Hoogie Dowser. So the celestial toy maker is a celestial being who plays of people like their toys.

Dr. Hootie. Well, okay, say it again. No. He's a celestial doctor who plays the toys.

No, he's a celestial being who plays at people like their toys. Okay. These control over matters of

Like a puppet master. He was actually in the original 1960s show played by the guy who plays Alfred in all the old Batman movies. Oh, that old geyser. Yeah, that real old geyser. Holy shit. You're near the end, he was very old

wasn't he? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Remember near the end, in that last one with George Clooney's in bed for most of his as well? I don't think that was that's right around in my day. Yeah, and then they had to get the Iceman's jizz to bring her back to life or something. So, I need Iceman's juice

You know what's funny as well I remember in that movie So he's very old and sick in that Yeah And then they get Mr. Freeze's wherever power What was it? Some crystal or something like that Yeah

Some ray gun or whatever that That made him better He still looks shit He didn't get out of the bed He's like I feel fine Yeah Because probably in script he's meant to get out

Like charing chocolate fashion to do a little dance So how about I don't do that How about I just have diarrhea in the bed Yeah I've just done that And then that bitch from clueless licks my balls.

But you're related. Yes. Hey, it's a Joel Schumacher movie. You know he's into it. I'm the celestial toy maker. So what does Dougie Houser do then? He plays at people like their toys, as I mentioned.

Okay, so he's like messing around with the doctor. Don't do that now. As I mentioned, you catty little cuntall. Sorry, go on. Yeah, it's fun being around you. I'm not, oh yeah, because I'm the asshole here. I mean, yes, I am.

But, you know, you're not like. I just say it. Do you want to know the history of Doctor Who? Oh, please, yes. That'll put me in a good mood. We can talk with something else. That's not,

I'm trying, for a minute since. This is fun. Doctor Who, he's not called Doctor Who, by the way. His name's the Doctor. The Doctor.

So he's from Gallifrey. He's a Time Lord. Okay. But he doesn't like their ways. A Time Lord to like, we must rule time

with an iron fist and no funny business. And he's like, I can't heck this shit. So he gets his Tardis and flies off to Merry Old England. A Tardtus. Yeah, time and relative dimensions in space.

What is a tortoise? It's a time machine, the blue box. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. So then he goes around, okay, fighting monsters and evil and near-duels and all that, okay, yeah. And, you know, it's a good show. And how into, like, when did you start watching it?

When it came back when Eccleston was back? Now, I think those Eccleston shows are actually pretty good. Now, when was, that would have been, what, 2005? 2005, yeah, okay. That was season one of the revival series. Billy Piper was his piece of face. I like to pipe her, man. I've seen her tits.

Oh, yeah, I've seen it as well, yeah. What? She said I was the only one. Billy, you whore. I tell you what I want, whatever, anyway. Remember Ginger? Chris Evans was banging her

when she was still a child. Yeah, that's pretty cool, dude. That's why he should have been Captain America. Not that other twink. Anyway. Yeah, the revival series came in 2000. So, basically, Doctor Who starred at William Hartnell. Like in the 60s?

The 60s, yeah. Actually, I think three days after JFK was shot, I think, okay? Oh. Yeah. And it was meant to be a little bit of an educational show as well, where to go around history. That's how they kind of sold to the BBC. Right. The BBC, like, better not being a kind of crazy aliens around that nonsense.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, she'd put in, like, Daleks and stuff like that. Right, right. When they heard Tardis, they thought that was just a special needs friend. Come on, Doctor Who, let's go. So they have this guy, William Hartnell, playing the doctor but he's getting old after a while

Right He's going like I'm bigger than the show And you're like No you're not We'll invent something Called regeneration Right

And that means we can It's like James Bond In the way Yeah So his body's an alien He regenerates So he goes all weird Okay

It goes And turns to a new person And so And like What is the cause Of the regeneration Oh yeah So that's when you're dying

Okay So the doctor If he shot him in the head He'd die Okay He's not like Wolverine But if he's died let's say he gets shot on the shoulder

he's like bleeding now he's like oh now bloody can't he can regenerate okay turn to a new person it's almost like a trick there time lords have meant it because time lords did very long and they always get up to accidents okay so in the show it was like you get 12 regenerations

like each like new person gets 12 no there's 12 there's gonna be 12 doctors that's it okay so they establish that very early on you get 12 regenerations right which I always thought was cool when I was watching it I was like, oh my God, we're, we started like, Chris Jackson was Doctor No, 9. I was like, holy shit.

Oh, we're near the end of this. Oh, wow, we're going to tell a full story right here. Right. Not so much. Yeah, how have they gotten around at that? You know, space, time nonsense. Of course, yeah, yeah, yeah. Time Lords gave more generations and all that.

Right, right. I think I'm getting very nerdy here, though. No, keep going, keep going. It's interesting because here's the thing. It's like this old, stupid, campy, British show from the 60s, the BBC. but it exploded in popularity in America, right? Yeah. It is hugely popular.

It was on PBS. Right. So PBS is almost like the public service shite that everyone gets. Yeah, Sesame Street was on it. So they could get Doctor Who real cheap and they show it. And because Doctor Who is basically like there's no nudity or tits or anything, they just show it all during the day. Right.

But also like, thinking about Doctor Who is, and I think like Charlie Brooker said this one time, he was like, there was something weird about it where you're watching it. And it's, it's not a children show. There is a weird stuff happening in it. And it's almost like for a child, like watching a snuff film in a way. You're like, what the fuck is this? Okay. There's lots of debt in it.

Yeah. Like so much debt. And like children are watching this. But I think why children love stuff that doesn't appeal to them. Or, they isn't made for them, you know? But yeah, but also it's like stuff that you think you're, you're not allowed to watch. You know what I mean? For a child, it's scary.

Okay. I actually remember being a child watching this. So I watched it before Eccleston came back. it was on UK TV Gold. Right. I remember some stuff was like, this is fucking weird.

It's like weird. Like your kid, you're not being like, that's a bad special effect. It's like, that's kind of weird globy thing is moving. There's like these Dalek things.

Yeah, the Daleks were considered pretty scary at the time. Even the cyber men, it's like, the whole thing is like, they're basically like dead corpses cooked up the machines

walking around. Yeah. For a child, like what the hell? That's the thing, man. Old, like, especially British, like old British kids shows

were really fucked up. Can I say, there's an episode in the John Pertwee season. Now, John Perth was the third doctor. Okay. And I think it was called something like the Silurians or something like that. It's about they find these aliens under the ground

called the Silurians. Yeah. These are aliens that were like, oh shit, the comet's coming, let's go underground. And they stayed there. Kind of like George Soros. A little bit like that. Oh, exactly like that, Brian. Exactly. And they run Pfizer. But, so, like...

There's a comet coming. They go underground. Yeah, okay. And then, you know, the comet hits, kills dinosaurs. They've been on the ground for years. Then there's some drillers, okay Which is a very English kind of Frackers No it's like these English thought Oh what's that eh

Oh, they're in the ground Like that And they just like Kick over a stone And there's the end It's like They didn't go too far So the Solarians come out

And like What are these These hairless monkeys Oh no It's like steady on you All right So they release a virus To kill off

It's a metaphor For like Native Americans Oh okay They release a virus to kill off to humans And there's a scene I remember where like a human captures the virus

and he's walking around and he's really and it's like he's coughing really badly and he's like stuff growing on his face and he like falls against the railing

or something like that and he just lying there like oh oh yeah like that's like what the fuck like

and some Pakistani comes and picks his pocket and you were like oh my God who's the real Silurian well it's like it is and like

yeah that would be traumatized what injury when you saw that probably like 17 oh my I can't sleep

I don't know maybe like mom put on the second night light um actually let me think back now so I think

I started watching it before the 40th anniversary and the 60 anniversaries next year so you use some mats 20 years ago yeah yeah

yeah something like that right it's probably seven or so like yeah yeah so yeah I was like this is crazy it's why I like

this so much because man a tramp got killed every episode for a while a tramp a tramp yeah that would be like the running team you'll be like in Star Trek they'd have the guy in the red shirt and he'd die whenever an alien came down the earth you'd always have a tramp be like you know like a smelly old tramp drinking a bottle about oh what's that eh

yeah and the aliens shoots them like vaporises them yeah yeah yeah and it's just the bottle left the bottle with the XXXX on it but like there was some very dark stuff and even like um so the show kept going on And Tom Baker took over then He's the dude with the scarf

The scarf The longest running doctor But he did like seven years Okay And he was the doctor When it blew up in America So a lot of people Like in Simpsons

Yeah The reps of Doctor Who It's that guy Yes Yeah yeah And he was great And he was a very eccentric Guy in real life

And he kind of brought On the show Okay And you know He'd do funny things Like He'd come out We're wearing a scarf

And nothing else When he was going To the hospice To visit the dying children He's like Doctor Who left his pants at home Oh,

Doctor Who wants to touch my willie. Ooh, my cock is a stethoscope. I can hear your asshole beat. And like, Do you things like that,

Brian, would it? No, he didn't bang all his companions. Okay. He banged a lot. But he was also, like, a real, like, you know, he was like,

one of these guys is like, I must be the doctor all the time. People expect. So he'd, like, walk around as a doctor, you know, in case any kiddies around. Right. And he was very, like,

strict, like, you know, I can't be, like, pissed up wandering around the street, you know, I can't be doing coca at a nightclub and stumbling out in his little kitty there, like, oh, Doctor Who? He's like, the fuck you want. Get away from my cow. Yeah, yeah. So he was like, you know, you pay responsibility, you know? Wow. So, Tom Baker was good.

So, I watched a lot of Tom Baker as a kid, and there's some great episodes that, I don't know if they're good now. Remember there's one episode called the, the horror of Fang Rock, I believe, okay? It's a very simple episode. It's there in a lighthouse, okay? And they're at the bottom of the lighthouse, this little weird jelly thing comes out of the ocean.

It's like meh, and it's like killing people. And they start running up the lighthouse. Yeah. And they're at top of lighthouse, there's a little jelly thing going up the stairs. Oh, okay. And it's kind of like the tension building. It's almost like a zombie thing where it's not fast or anything, but it just kills you. And they

don't know how to stop it, and it's just very slowly going up the stairs. I remember being that really freaking me out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it was like, they'd have a lot of deaths and a lot of, like, weird, like, people growing things out of their faces. Body, heart. stuff.

Body horror, yeah. And as you was also, it was cheap BBC body horror which actually

made it look weirder. Yeah. Because when your kid you might be used to like CGI stuff.

Yeah. But all this stuff is all props and all like guys and masks and stuff like that. Also when you're a child you're

you're way less desensitized way less cynical, way less, you know, media savvy, you don't like recognize poor special effects.

All you see is the scary monster coming up the stairs. Yeah. To bang your mom. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. And it's green. Why does it listen to Wu tag? I do like the idea like I blocked all my memories. I'm in place to do different stuff. It was like, oh yeah, it was a big cyberman coming around, smoking a blunt while banging my mother. Name of Cyberman homies. Yeah, yeah.

So Tom Baker was a big one. Yeah. Now after Tom Baker, they got someone called Peter Davidson. Right. Who I quite like now, but Peter Davidson had, the writing was going downhill. Right, okay. Okay, the reviewing figure of people are like, oh, he's not Tom Baker. Yeah, he's not even wearing a scarf.

Now, he had some very good episodes, okay, but it was going downhill. And along came, there's someone called John Nathan Turner. He was the producer for most of the rest of the show then. Okay. John Nathan Turner, an eccentric character, let's say that. In real life? Yes, in real life, yeah. So, producer to show.

Okay. And wrote a lot of the episodes as well and kind of very, very big driving force of where the show should go. He was a big fan as well. So he kind of like a, he breathed new life into the franchise or whatever. He was trying to.

Okay. So here's saying, Doctor who's been going so long that like from a very, like, by the time to the fifth Doctor, the people run the show are fans of the show. Yeah, sure. It's almost like this kind of weird synophantic, sick to fat.

Sikophantic, like kind of like, this is how it should be. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what Doctor Who should be. like it's the same with like star trek and star wars and all that shit now it's like it's like the fucking like actors and directors that grew up watching the shit are now acting in it and making it so they really try and it's a lot of fan service and shit he also would do it's kind of funny thing now we're like it's a lot of like young boys were fans of the show right yeah yeah

and he'd like you know he'd do this really funny thing we're like he'd make him uh suck him off oh i see yeah that's not a joke with away like he was a bit eccentric then yeah yeah yeah yeah He was a paedophile. No, no, no, no. When I say young, maybe like 15 or 16 or something like that. Yeah, that's a paedophile. Yeah, that's still a child, Brian. Still a child.

And also, he was quite cheeky. We're like, sometimes he was like, let's do an episode in Amsterdam. And they go to the film in Amsterdam, and it disappears. Ah, yes, very good. Yeah. That's cool.

So then the show kind of went down, downhill. They had a lot of trouble with the BBC. The BBC kind of, like, hate the show after a while. It costs long money, and it would look shite. and they were kind of embarrassed by it, all right? But the fans were so annoying. They were like, oh, if we cancel the show now, we'll get so much grief.

And they actually tried to cancel it a few times. Really? Yeah. You'd be like letter writing campaigns and, like, protests and stuff. Once they tried to cancel it and they released a charity album called a SOS Doctor Who or something like that.

Yeah, yeah. Like a charity. That's what Live Aid was really about. Bill Bob Gallo. It was like, We need to save Dr. fucking him. Forget all those biafrans over there.

Look at their fans. stomachs and skinny legs they're all eating McDonald's they're fine and then like near the end they got real weird near the end of the Scottish guy is the doctor

and they had like an episode with like vampires like it got real bloody as well okay like they really enjoyed the violence had a girl with like big tits in there as well they kind of like didn't know it's throwing stuck with the wall like man one of my ears crushes a girl called do you want to see her

yes I do Nicola Bryant she played Perry on the show and she had a massive tits Nicola Bryant They knew exactly what they were doing Like, yeah When are we talking here in 90s? 80s 80s

Okay, 80s Tits Yeah Yeah So like there is like Just getting desperate Right

Wasn't working And let me just get these up there now So they'd have her running around Like this Oh yeah Yeah nice

And just always jiggling around the face Yeah Yeah Okay I can confirm That woman did have Tate

Look at that like Just walking around like that Big Tit Yeah, exactly Yeah, yeah Got your little Prick horror, did it?

Yeah Look at this Look at that That's insane I know She got the heavies Dude, She do have the heavies

She's AOC She's AOC That's what I tell you Yeah, yeah So then they got cancelled then They brought back For a movie

A Fox movie So it was a Fox production There Fox bought the rights Oh off the BBC It was Paul McGahn And Eric Roberts Eric Roberts is a master

Eric Roberts Oh shit Julie Roberts is brother Yeah I am very fun of that movie A lot of people did not like it What's it called?

Doctor Who the movie Okay People don't like it Because in the movie They suggested a Doctor Who The Doctor was actually half human Okay And this is going to get very nerdy now

When the novels They go into a lot of the doctor's backstory Which they don't go into In the show Yeah Wait there are novels Oh a lot of novels Did it start as novels

No no it's a show But when the show got cancelled The novels expanded the universe Wow Yeah who is like, who's, because, you know, it spans over decades, so how do they decide who takes the reins

and, you know, who gets to develop the show and write the books and all that shit? Is it just whatever nerd does it? Is this whatever fan offers? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever crazy fans are that. And some of the fans are crazy by the ways. One guy called Lawrence Miles oh, yeah, this guy, I used

to be obsessed to him for a while, so he wrote a lot of books. Because he was a cool dude. Well, he wrote a lot of Doctor Who books, but he's a very bitter angry man, okay? Yeah, yeah. And he was always is complained about everything else. He's like, all the other books are shit. I'm doing any good writer. I'm only person.

I'm doing literature, okay? Yeah. This is real. I take this seriously. You're a fucking cunt, all right? I'm doing, this is real. I'm doing the work, the craft right here, okay?

And then he'd be online bitter. And then he'd get, he went on Twitter then years later. He stopped writing, okay. And he'd just be bitter. Right. And afterwards, they're tweeting about like how dark it is and how sad he and stuff like that. And how he's just been crying so much.

Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's been genuinely unmently unwell. wow yeah yeah where every now and again people are like

you haven't tweeting the while you're okay and he's like oh who even cares oh wow

as you were described that as like that could easily be your future that is exactly you write Doctor Who novels

and people don't like it so you you tweet passive aggressive shit I just is going to sound sad now

I did write a few submissions for a big finish they do audio Doctor Who stories they had like a pitch competition

just years ago I was in second school. The pitch ideas and I pitched a few different ideas under different emails right didn't, none of them

got submitted oh yeah so you know I'm okay I think my idea was pretty good now yeah what was your idea um

oh it's actually oh I will risk it will I go on well why do you want you're keeping it this is your

retirement plan here you're keeping it in the bank you know you know what's going to be okay go on this is a teaser the doctor lands

on a strange ship yeah he's like what the hell this is a very strange ship now turns out he's on the ship of Omega

the first time lord and Omega that ship he's about to go into a supernova and that creates time travel right there right so Doctor Who has traveled before time travel was invented right and that's just a start right there and it gets crazy and I assume you've

sort of worked this all out the physics and the science and the mathematics I talked to that black guy Omega Yeah, this is my Omega right here Me and my Omega We're writing this shit, aye Yeah, so my point was in the novels

To go into the doctor's backstory Where he was creating a loom Yeah They don't give birth to time lords They're creating looms Okay So loom is like a machine that creates a baby Yeah

Okay And then the baby comes out And they're drawn to the academy Become time lords right there And his father is called Ulysses He's a time lord And his mother is called What's they're called?

variety, I think, or verity or something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And what's their purpose, exactly? They control time? To make sure no one else messing with time. Oh, okay.

Yeah, but then they got killed in the time war, but then they got brought back, I think. Yeah, this... I stopped watching Doctor Who. This all sounds like a bunch of nonsense, Brian, not gonna lie. Yeah.

I haven't sold it too well now. This wasn't going to be a segment out of way. My segment was going to be a go-toe episodes and tell you about them. Okay. But I'm not going to bother now. No, it's a bit late in the day now.

Please don't. Let's just see. what else I have written here. I heard about John Featherman. John Featherman. It does sound familiar. Did you mention him to me before? No, not yet. He's a Democrat nominee

in America. Yeah. To be some senators or something like that. Right, right, right. But he had a stroke. Oh. But he's still running. Jesus. So he has to do text to speak now. Oh, dude. Because he's too slow and slurry. Okay. But here's the

crazy thing, okay. So he's like, I'm okay. Yeah. I can run now yeah I'm never been better my doctor says I can run and there's a report there's a journalist talking to him she's like well the doctor said you can run

but that report like that doctor's dose from like six months ago before your stroke yeah what age is he? He's very young he's like this big guy he looks like Joe Rogan

oh really I think he around the same age as Joe Rogan as well I'm asking me when Joe Rogan is a stroke and he's so sad when Burke Kreutcher he'll finally be funny then

he'll fight you know I'll tell you what after he has a stroke that's the first Joe Rogan special I'm watching I'll pay I'll watch it on Patreon I'll pay good money for that

you know he's in the UK yesterday yes I read the Chortle review oh did you oh and one star Brian the guarding him two stars really the guardian were like oh I hate to admit it now

but he's awesome oh he's so fucking cool yeah I'm gonna I'm gonna go hunting peasants with a bow and out. I did read a little bit of short review. Didn't they say like

Hinchcliffe was terrible? I think he said Tony Hinchcliff is so bad that Joe Rogan seemed like better in comparison. Oh no like this article was a real hatchet job completely shit on them all. It's like the fans are all just angry white men like just real ridiculous over the top shit.

You know the way like you went to Tim Dillon you said there was loads of bitches there. You went to Tim Dillon. Oh you're right yeah. Yeah. I was going to go to Tim Dillan. Oh, but I wouldn't let you. Yeah, it was like, it would ruin it for you. Yeah, because I was like, I'll let you go if you watch six episodes of Doctor Who of my choice. Yeah.

The long ones. No, I couldn't go to Tim Dillon because I'd go to Stagg, so I gave you my tickets. That's it, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But you went to Louis C.K. I went to Louis C.K. and I went to Shane Gillis as well, so, you know, two cool dudes. And that loads of hot diversing all that. There were all hot women at the Louis CK gig. Yeah, women like that, though.

Yeah, like a bad boy. Yeah, it was, it was. It was a great gig. I'm sorry, he's very funny. What do you want from me? Well, my point was, John Fetterman, okay? He's running against Dr. Oz.

Against Dr. Oz? Against Dr. Oz. He's a Democratic nominee, Dr. Oz? Dr. Oz Republican. Is he? Yeah. Oh. So they're running against...

I didn't realize Dr. Oz was like in politics. He is now. Oh, interesting. Because celebrities... Really seems like it's becoming a real circus over there. You know? The only like everyone's a podcast. now, you know? And, like, even, like,

fucking, like, you know, fucking, um, the, the gay guy from Will & Grace who, who, you know, uh, what's his name? Sean Young. Sean Hayes. Yeah, Sean, like, Sean Hayes is the podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The woman from Will and Grace is the podcast. They've all got podcast. Jesus Christ. Fucking Barry off

EastEnders is the podcast. Now that'll listen to. Yeah. They're all doing, okay. I think in America, you're going to see way more, like, kind of, like, like, if Gunter was alive now, yeah. He'd be running for, like, Senator of, like, you know, Massachusetts. They're talking about the red wave is coming, that the Republicans are coming back better and stronger than ever. Yeah.

And Rob Reiner's on Twitter all the time. It's like, we're going to lose our democracy. Shut up, pussy. Hey, shut up, meathead. Shut up, meat fag. No. Rob Reiner is a douche, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You heard it from, you heard it here first. I'm glad you said it, no. I did, yeah. Let's see, Waters, real quickly now. because we're going to end in a second there, don't worry some nine-year-old got touched up by a gag game there. Really?

Oh, and you see you're about all the ref violence? That's more important. Oh, like the refs are like... Rets are getting battered, man, like gag games. Yeah. But it's like at under 10s games, the parents are kicking the shit on the reps. No, that's true, yeah.

One lad, okay. Yeah. Like one lad goes jaw broken. There's a case like I had a Wickler or Wex for a few years ago where they like put him in a car and drove off with him. Yeah. No one ever seen him again

His ref whistle turned into a rape whistle Very quickly And it didn't help Yeah You get You get two cocks in the sin bin But there's games now

Not games There's ads on YouTube now Where it's like a ref being like It's a hard job Isn't it getting up every day But we do if we love it's a game Not for the money to tell you Because there is no money

it's like okay so it's a Saturday morning and you're choosing to run around the pitch with children blowing a whistle at them I think you deserve a broken jaw pal if you ask me no you know what the slogan is for the ads no ref no game okay yeah

me I guess yeah so yeah they're trying to stop the violence but it's actually worse I think it's because after COVID everyone's going to bit I think everyone's going more and more mentally ill yes it is I think that and it's all referees false. Unprofessional

referees. That's what's causing the mental health crisis. Kanye West is going to go Death God 3 on the ref in Wicklow. Don't these motherfucking rest. They control everything. I consider myself a referee. All right? The 12

the lost referee tribes of Israel. Okay? We are there. Referee in the games and what night. Same on peers, Morgan. Yeah. That was really depressing. It was, it was. It was. It was. It was just I have more money than you.

Don't call me, boy, can you? Don't you? Don't treat me like a boy, Pierce? Yeah, it was hard to watch. Yeah, uh, peers is, uh, he's getting all the big names right now. He is, man. Yeah, all the cool dudes. Yeah. Um, so that's basically

episode there, yeah, for an hour. Now, Doctor Who didn't go planned it right there. I take up what next time it went a bit too over the place. okay next time we're going to just pick like an episode and go through it out here a few episodes kind of like wait next time we have to talk about it again do we yeah yeah but I'll bring my egg game

next time will you no I won't I'll come in tired and drink lots of coffee yeah make you do all the talking I'll do a lot of distance no you did most of the talking in this one I think next time I'll be next time he's be like oh James what's Stallone

uh bought a hat what happened there oh I've got a hat is that what I do is it that's what I bring to the table ladies and gentlemen a bad slow depression that's all I am thank you thank you

that's good to know I'm valued and appreciate it yeah oh god it's actually past midnight there is past midnight yeah and any plans let me see inter doing the intern Wednesday

roast battle Thursday then off to Galway for the comedy festival on Friday so It's a busy week for the cad dog. What about you? I've got some gigs in Dublin coming up. Not that many, though. Yeah.

I would like more. Yeah, sure. But, you know. If I was gone, I wouldn't even care, you know? You forget that, James. Nope, never. No, I just wake up. I think I'll go for a walk outside now.

I was thinking now, not to get too sad, okay. But there's like some people I know And I'm just like You guys too easy, man Yeah, yeah I was just like There's something we're like There's some people okay

I know And it's quite funny How like something nice Happened to them When they were eight okay Or there's a nice Like let's say they They won a fucking

You know They want a little silver medal When they were like six At the community games Yeah And that jit little thing there Fucking sort them right out That's it

And it's just been Just a upshot The entire time It takes so little You know Like There's so It's like just like

There's a guy Okay Let's say there's some guy Okay Yeah And like He was reasonably good Of football

So every down again And again And I was a You're good there You're good pass He's like Yeah Yeah

Okay And then like Someone was like Nice to him one time You know Yeah Like the girl It's like

Oh you're actually You know My mate thinks You're sexy You're like Hey Maybe I'm sexy Okay

And it's just like In his head That's always Just in his head Yeah Well that girl So was sexy When I was like

12. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was 89. You know, and it's just like underground then. Yeah. I didn't get that. You didn't get that. What did you get that? Turned you into a man who comes into my home late of night and berates me about my lack of Doctor Who knowledge. What went wrong with there, there, Brian? I think it's a lack

more than, like, it's not like I was raped or anything like that. No? It's just more, there's a lack of something. It was malnourished, I think, yeah. And it's just I do take at a stage, like, I used think like I was a late bloomer you know and I get to that stage eventually but I'm never going to be as confidence as that like 12 year old

you know no because he was happy when he was 12 and he's going to be happy for rest of his life kind of makes you angry every time you see a happy 12 year old doesn't it? He's want to batter him like a ref you want to take some revenge just like it's his retribution I'm the time lord I'll wear his skin

as a top hat I'll make a scarf out of his foreskin Yeah, it just feels like sometimes It just how we're reach It is, it is Yeah Well, we all know why it's out of reach, Brian

Because the game is rigged It's a big club And you ain't in it Yeah, I'm trying to be a bit more mean Yeah Yeah, a bit more like, yeah Okay Yeah

You know, sometimes I can go to shop And there's a cash a card Or like card You know A bit more badass Why would you do that? What, what, uh... Because I know this guy,

he's a little, but he's grand, okay. He's very good guy, but he's a little bit like, Yeah, what do you want? Yeah. Yeah. I want to be more like that, you know? I want to be more like that, you know? See, here, like, I'm with you, okay,

I'm like, oh, James, you box. Like, oh, yeah, I'm I? Yeah, big box. I'm I like, no, you're right, James. You're not. It's true. It's true. I'm a very toxic person to be around. I can't help it.

I just. Anyone who gets close to me I make sure to beat them into submission Don't be around me It's bad for your health And I'll never change I'll probably get worse See it's well because you'd be like

Brian your shit You're worthless, you're a cunt You're just gay fellas doing very well right now But that makes you feel worse Does it? Oh yeah Well it's good Isn't it?

It's good We had fun there We did We're an hour and ten, man. Let's end this shit right there. Yeah, let's do it. So he keeps everyone to a spooky episode.

I didn't see anything too spooky. I did watch something, but I forget the name of it. Good. Glad you brought it up. I'll think of it tomorrow. I mean,

I think it's, by the time we record again, it'll be the end of spooky season. Yeah. We'll be getting into Thanksgiving. We can talk about the Native Americans and how they're a bunch of whiny cunts. Yeah, he's that,

oh, my blankets. Yeah. I saw some dickhead. It's like, uh, What's the deal with Apache pizza? And I was like, it's delicious, pussy, delete. Yeah.

Didn't work though. But yeah, there are again, go on. There's a team called the chiefs, all right? Yeah. Kansas City Chiefs. They were called that because the mayor was called Chief. But people are still, they don't know that, all right? They're like, no, Chiefs, Indian, God, Changer right now, it's races.

I tell you something. Yeah. Yeah, I don't like that. Okay. Yeah. So, hey, up the Chiefs and down with Queefs. that's what we say exactly yeah yeah good luck guys we're gonna watch some horror movies next week and get back to you

that's right okay goodbye