Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 176 : Jerry Lee Lewis Show

Episode Date: November 17, 2022

Great Balls of Fire

go, yeah. You're gone. We're here for a free episode and the, um, it was a good start there. I forgot to pick up the mic. You forgot to pick up the mic. You were like, go! Yeah, yeah. And you were just holding your phone.

Yeah, I was like, it's going. Yeah, yeah. And then you'd blame me for the episode not being right. And you'd probably accept it, would you? No, I wouldn't. It's so easy to gas like you, James. Yeah. Like, put in my hand.

Yeah, it's easy to gas like me, but it's even easier to kick the shit out of you. You scrawny little. bitch. Never forget that. The only thing that protects you is my restraint, Brian.

Well, James, you must be sad because you were getting all excited for the red wave. I sure was. You kept bringing up the red wave a lot.

Did it? Yeah, you did. Yeah, you did. When? Even during, like, shows and stuff, you wouldn't even do stand-up,

like, you're just talking for the red wave. How we doing? Folks, we're ready for the red wave? Remember we were talking to those girls in the show recently

and there was some women from Michigan there. One, nice tits as well, actually. I didn't noticed that, Brian? You're right, yeah.

And you know, as I got up there, I was kind of like, yeah, let's go on Michigan, yeah, go vote blue, yeah. Yes. They didn't like me now. They thought it was pandering. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you got up, you're like, yeah, fucking, yeah, yeah, you shouldn't have abortion, should you?

You, whore. Yeah, and they loved you. They did. They did. They were following me home and everything. You were smoking like Dennis Leary on stage. Yeah. Ah.

Yes. So the red wave did not materialize? The red wave had turned into a red ripple, so I've heard. So people thought the red wave would come in the US midterms, and it would all be different. All the woke ideology would be destroyed

by the sword of justice. And truth. By a white sword of white justice in a white way. But not the case. It seems to be pretty 50-50. So it's a stage where no one's happy. Oh, good. Yeah. Good. That's what we're

really needed, isn't it? Yeah. No one won, everybody lost. Yeah. And that's just the midterms. I haven't even got the election yet. Two years and now, baby? It's, yeah, so nobody can really tell. I think the big one was Dr. Oz versus John Federman.

Federman, yeah. Is it John Federman? Federman, yeah. Yeah. So Federman won, anyway. He looks... Have you watched any of his speeches or anything? Because he had a stroke, right?

He had a stroke, yeah. And now he's a bit... People made fun of him because he had a mental brain. Yeah, yeah. deficient brick. What's that big lump on the back of his neck? That's just his neck. Is it? Some people get weird necks like that and you shouldn't look into it. That's a

weird neck. That's fat neck right there. That neck on you. He's got a big like a lump is I don't know what's going on there. Like somebody cut him open, put an Easter egg under his skin and sewed him up again.

You know it's funny because he had the stroke and people were saying that like he was incoherent. Yes. And it sounded weird. Yeah. I was watching stuff of him before the stroke. He still sounded, didn't sound great now. He definitely sounds like he's going word to word, almost like he's like, like, total wipeout. He's like, holy, he's trying to make it through the sentence.

Yeah. I think we should do that. Yes. And also, uh, to a lesser degree, like it's just like, like slowly, like putting bricks down. He's slowly putting it together. Yeah. I watched a campaign ad he did a few years ago. It was like a parody of.

some Coca-Cola ad from the 80s. Oh, good. So we wouldn't, you know... Yeah, good. The young kids love, yeah. The TikTok kids are going to get that. But there was a joke at the end. It was like, you know,

oh, I hear Mr. Federman. People say you're too soft on crime and you're too socialists. Like, well, kid, you know, you tell them that Mr. Federman's out there every day working for you and your family and your family's family. Whatever fuck, all right, yeah?

But then the joke at the end of the little kid was like, and also they say you're a jagoff. What's that? mean? He's like, well, I'll tell you when you're older. Ah. Yeah. Say, hey, Mr. Federman, would you like a Coke? You're making fun of my stroke? No, I said Coke. Yeah, get out of here, you little

Jagoff. That's what you are. That's who you are. You'll cunt. I explain that. That's the Fetterman guarantee. You're a cunt. Your mother's a cunt. Your mother's mother's a cunt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Both for me. Three generations of cunt. So he's Democrat, right? Dr. Oz was Dr. Oz is a Republican.

He was a small or a Republican. That's what they called him there, yeah. Well, what does that mean? Well, there's a lot of people there that were basically, you know, very liberal until a few years ago, but then the career, they taught like, oh, I can just kind of segue into a little bit more, like, I believe it was Pennsylvania. I'm not too sure where the election was there.

But I know, like, he's not from there. He just moved there like a week ago. Dr. Oz. Dr. Oz, yeah. What's Fetterman's deal? Why does he look like a carny, like a farmer and a carny? had an ugly baby and a barn he looks like a barn

he looks like a straw coming out of his nose man he's got a forehead like a fucking Berlin wall man ain't nothing bringing it down well it's sad because before the stroke people thought he was cool yeah because he wore jeans and stuff you know pretty awesome no way and a jacket you know the squares are wearing suit

you're the men upstairs wearing a suit and a top hat a diamond encrusted suit old fetterman's there he's got a pair of levy's and a letterman jacket he shows up in a dirt bike has a stroke and falls off like a real man right there yeah but but the only thing i now i kind of think he's okay actually he married an illegal okay an illegal immigrant yeah take like a where was she from she's some kind of latina i'm not too sure where now latin ex latin ex bitch yeah all right but uh he married her she was an illegal activist and he was like E-mailed her being like, hey, come down to my place. And I think, like, I'm not joking, I think like a few months later they're married. Nice. Yeah, you get that Latina pussy.

Time moves very fast. Federman got game, yo. Well, I think Latina... Is the Latina pussy responsible for the stroke? It could be, yeah. He could have Latinaed him so hard. Right. I'm speaking of Latinas.

There's a guy, I won't say his name. He's a Netflix special. His name's Chris Dostafano. Yes. Okay, right? Yeah, you know him, all right? Yeah. his wife had to get her silicons removed

what yeah why the silicons are turning bad so i've read about this before uh it's a dangerous thing silacons can go bad like apples so you buy an apple it's not always going to be good you can't titty fuck that apple forever there is a titty fuck window picture little worm in the apple

no chris de seveno's wife was uh she's uh Hispanic as well jazzy yeah yeah no does she wants the silicon I guess wife mixed up with the other one that he's always hanging out with the other really hot girl

let's move on to yeah that's a better inside baseball there but Jazzy Jeff I think her name is yeah when she got her tits removed

did she also lose her green card is that how we're doing it it's like there's a green card you're illegal again there's a green card in each tit that's how it works

did he fuck those green cards like a slot machine you know yes I was talking with so John Fetterman kind of cool guy Like, when I say, see, the bar is so low now.

Yeah. It's kind of like, well, he doesn't want to beat a black guy to debt with his bare hands, so he's pretty liberal, you know. That only happened after the stroke. It's like, I know, I'm afraid they'd get the better of me, so I guess they do deserve rights. The big problem, he had two big problems. So the big problem Republicans were using, kind of the stick they were using the beat Mr. Federman, which he doesn't need, okay, is that he was big problem. big on like letting criminals out of prison okay like you know

reform and all that right so um his side of the story is he'd let people out have done their time he'd have programs to help people I'm sorry isn't that how the prison system works you think so yeah do your time and you get out then you think so yeah but Dr. Oz is like no you were letting out rapists

yeah the rapist were like hey can I rape some more and Federman was like sure can buddy you sure can here's a rape card use that you get it's a for like a bus ticket, all right, but for rape. Right. So, like, yeah, he would do that. And all the, by the way, I'd be watching TV, like American TV to watch, like, baseball games and stuff like that, all right.

Yeah, okay. Don't laugh at me, all right. No, that's really cool, man. The Astros won the World Series. The Astros? Yeah. Oh, they beat the Phillies. Yeah, you know it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's sad, actually, I want the Phillies to win. Right. There's a guy who's a Phillies fan. Well, they don't deserve to win because they just put some Mungalhoid in charge. fucking Philly, Pennsylvania Yeah, it works Yeah, yeah

Who cares like you Look, I got to say retards So it's fine You got, you sneaked in there, didn't you? Much like Chris Morris, yeah, a master of satire right there That's you, that is

With your fat neck You bald-headed eagle Oh, I don't know where to go now My brain, my brain's going too fast Oh, my Brian hurts I've got Brian freeze I drank some hot coffee and now I've got Brian Freeze.

So I'm going to move on the baseball in a minute. Don't let me forget. My point, okay, is that they were running loads of attack ads against Federman. It was all the all the ads were the same. It was also one being like, my wife and daughter

got raped and murdered by a Latino man and Dr. Mr. John Federman let him out. And it's his fault. He drove the getaway car. I'm Dr. Oz and I approve.

this message. Why the fuck is he running? His name is Dr. Mehmet Oz. Memet? Mammet. What? Yeah, not Emmett. Mammet. He's called Mehmet and he's a Muslim.

It's interesting because Mammett, that kind of sounds like Federman is trying to say the word Emmett. My opponent, Memet, ah. Yeah. Wait, and he's a Muslim. He's a Muslim. What?

What? What are you talking about he's a Muslim? He's a Muslim. He's a Muslim. Dr. Oz is a Muslim. Yeah, exactly. Since when? Always. Did he convert or was he born? He's not American.

Jesus Christ. I think he's like Syrian or something like that. But he's a white. Yeah, he is. He's a white. What? Oh, my heroes. Oh, I think I'm going to have a stroke down.

My heroes have let me down. Jesus. Not Memet. Memit. You have to get rid of your mebitt tattoo. Oh my gosh. I hate when your heroes let you down, man. But man, listen this.

He was a moot. Now, no offense. the Muslims and all that, okay, but like in America, it's pretty hard for a Muslim man to get elected. Let's just say that, let's be honest, all right, okay.

I think, yeah, I think you could, I think there is, there's some bad blood between the Muslims and the Americans. I've noticed anyway. But the fact that, like, it's between Strokey McGee

and the Muslim guy. And it was close. It was real close. I can't get over that. Now, I don't really know a lot about Dr. Oz. He kind of had that show. Is it... He's Oprah's creation, by the way.

He came from Oprah. I actually looked at him a while ago. So, he was just a doctor for a while. Okay. And... Like a Hollywood doctor giving Oprah diet pills that were shaped like cakes? If I remember correctly now,

I might get this slightly wrong. He was a doctor. He had a lot of surgeries and stuff, like a doctor does. Oh, right. But he started doing surgeries and stuff on famous athletes So literally there was some athlete I think he worked for you with the Yankees

Okay And he was like You know injured And Emmett Oz was his main doctor Mammett Sorry yeah My brain corrected it Yeah

My Brian corrected it The only time Your brain can correct a word And you're wrong to do it Because you're dyslexic Brian That's the joke You fucking caught you Sorry going

So Memet would go on TV to talk about the athlete. Yeah. So the interview of him and be like, well, how's he doing, Doc? Right.

What's your name again? Jesus Christ. I just called you Dr. Ross. At least you're the right religion. But so he, that's his kind of

claim to fame was that and he segued from that to Oprah. Okay. Oprah get him on like, you know, once a week and then he got his own show

from that. Right. Well, he was big into a peddling all sorts of nonsense. Diet pills. He went to, I think,

to Supreme, not the Supreme Court. He was in court at one stage for like telling fibs I can't take the legal term for it so he's basically like promoting different supplements and stuff and saying this is the cure

to cancer if you don't want your kids to be gay cancer you can't talk is more stuff like more kind of stuff like what to do a lot with these guys okay it's like see this thing right here this candy bar okay so chocolate it's called brine special chocolate bar if you eat this six times a day

and do two push-ups you'll get skinny because they know the fat people will not do the two push-ups alright they'll be like oh no

I'll just see seven of them just to make up for that oh I feel even worse now oh I'll do an eighth one so then you can go like it's your fault Mr Fat Kant

all right you let us all down you made everyone happy you're smelly you're a Muslim too yeah I can say that

yeah I don't eat pork so yeah but Like, he has, you know, people have sort of called him up, like, called him out throughout the years for just, like, peddling, basically snake oil salesman type shit, you know? And then he became friendly with Trump. Trump loves him. Okay.

And Trump was going hell for letter for Dr. Oz. Really? Yeah. Oh, okay. Trump loves Oz because he thinks he's a little bit himself, a TV guy as well. Yeah. Hated by the big wings, you know, the squares and all the people are like, oh, no, just diet pills don't work. good, you know, the haters.

Right. Trump hates the haters. Yeah, those pesky haters who are, you know, scientists and medical experts. You want to know something interesting then. I've heard, okay, that it was actually a democratic strategy. And this is not like something I've heard online. It's like people, strategies have said this. Okay.

This is their plan, okay? To get people like Oz involved. Right, okay. So they took... To discredit the Republican Party? Yeah. So they actually would... go use attack ads

against other people running that were not as extreme. Let's say before it was Dr. Oz let's say it was like five people trying to become the Republican whatever in that area. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All the other ones, okay, were like more kind of like a little bit more to the center, let's say. So the Democrats focused on them to try and get dirt on them, all right, attack them. And they let Oz get through. Yeah.

So that when he gets to the podium, they can go, he's a Muslim That was part of their plan Yeah Yeah So that was like their His name is

Memitt Come on people It's not just Memet By the way In many of my state That was their plan Okay But it kind of backfired

Because a lot of people Do not see See people like Emmett Or Mett As extreme Yeah They see that as fairly

Like Yeah It makes sense A lot of the stuff They say Makes sense I was talking Matt Walsh

And the Patreon Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he'll say stuff like, um, abortion is a satanic act. Okay. All right. It's just wrong. Right.

End of, okay, no matter of rape, right thing. Uh, transgenderism is basically the same as like, you know, um, like you're basically Jack the Ripper. Oh. All right. Okay. You're same thing. Right.

Where, we're in a dress. Or Jacqueline the Ripper. Oh, yeah. That's a little bit too clever, all right. Okay. But it's like, you're literally the same as O.J. Yeah. If you wear a dress, all right.

You're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're. murderer somehow. You're murdering society. Yeah. And, you know, a lot of other stuff like the vaccine is all fake. Okay. Does he say that? The vaccine's fake? Oh, yeah, it's very anti-vaccines. See, I don't know anything about this guy. You're not cool like me, right? No, I'm not. No.

But my point is, people will say stuff like that. So my point was to say trans people, evil, gay people, evil. Marriage should be just man and woman. Yeah. Vaccine's bad. Immigrants get the fuck out, okay? I need guns, okay? should be able to execute people who sell weed. Right. That is not an extreme opinion

to many people. Yeah, true. That is good old fashioned common sense. Less Merk are out there, buddy. Exactly, yeah. And someday it'll be Ireland as well. Tell us something

this raghead from Oprah makes some good points, am I right? Kill them all, Dr. Oz. Mimitt's gonna hang them high. I feel like I got a bit too serious right there.

Oh, you got very yes, yeah. It was like, you know, it was like CNN. Let's go back to baseball for a minute. Okay. So, as I was saying, it's the Houston Astros versus the Philadelphia Phillies. Yes. All right. Now, what's fun is, there was one Phillies fan, love the Phillies so much.

I want to see if you could do this. I love to challenge ourselves to do this, okay? He ate a full rotissory chicken every day for 40 days. Jesus Christ. To show how much he loves the team. That's a lot of chicken. To support the team. Why?

Why are a chicken? If I can eat chicken for 40 days, you can win the World Series. Yeah. I mean, it worked? It didn't. They lost. Wait, for the Phillies. Yeah, for the losing team.

Why are you chicken? I don't know. Why not like a Philly cheese steak? I think that would be unhealthy. Oh, I see, right. A rotissory chicken, that's basically full protein right there, yeah. I mean, I guess if you peel the skin off. I don't think you just ate the skin.

And the bones? Yeah. No meat. the skinning bones he's just eating chicken bones let go Philly and the Delph plate that was underneath it

yeah yeah fuck it hell and how's he doing now it'd be so funny if he gets cancer you got you got chicken cancer oh Jesus

so Houston Astros won yeah now I wouldn't know much about the Astros I do know their coach is pretty cool his name's dusty Baker what's cool name

he's a cool name Dusty Baker big cool black guy And he was actually, before he won, he was, I might get this fact wrong now, I believe he was the longest serving manager in baseball history to have never won a World Series. How many years? Oh, long, long time. Okay. Here's another cool fact.

It's true now, look this up. Yeah. He used to be a player for a long time. Yeah. Then he became a coach. He has either coached or played in 3% of all basketball, baseball. basketball games where did he find the time in all baseball games yeah yeah so that would have been a very good fact if you had to just blown it there he's played every game for

manchester united and he won the world series oh you're right that would have been a very good fact brian but you just ah the last hurdle you couldn't do that's why not for you go to sex This is last minute I'm going to basketball Oh fuck I just came in my own asshole

Was that right? No I just squirt the jizz In my face I come on my face Right Yeah You love it

Don't you you hor Anyway So yeah Now people hate The Astros By the way Why they're the heels Are they

They're the heels Yeah I do like him Because Travis Scott likes them. I'm big Travis Scott head, you know me. Okay.

Wait. Justice for Travis Scott. Travis Scott of the astro world thing. Now, did that happen? Why was that called Astro World? Because in the... So, oh, I'll give you a bit of history, okay?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, the Astros, okay? For many years, were the Astros. Right. Now, Houston is known for space. NASA. Oh. So, because the space thing,

So NASA just started, okay? It's before the land of the moon, okay? The guy who owns the Astros, like, hey, let's build the Astrodome. Right. The Astrodome's going to be this kind of cool, futuristic stadium. Yeah.

The big thing is, it's going to have a roof. Right. This is the first baseball stadium of a roof. Okay. So it's got this very cool, you can look up, this very cool kind of glass kind of cool kind of effect,

you know, almost like a Doheco He drawn. Oh. That might be the correct. I think of heck you nail it there. Yeah, yeah. Don't try it again. Do the heckoh he brawn. don't tempt fake here

don't deck a megatron right so it's this very very cool team okay and it's all like temperature control and everything and they put

this special fake grass and the grass was called Astro Turf yeah where AstroTurf comes right

right there and then Wait so do they did they invent Astro Turf oh wow the name comes from the Astros

interesting yeah that's there there yeah got that fact right you can't you fucking Muslim Muslim get angry at me all you want

The man in the mirror Yeah at the end of the day There's no I'm judging you I tell you how I know Did I bring up baseball Or basketball No I did not So that's why

Travis Scott is a big Astros fan So he called his album Astro World And then he killed all those innocent people In this satanic Illuminati blood sacrifice ritual If you wish to believe that I don't believe it All I know is because I think now the way works is because they won the World Series

all those families can go suck it now. They can suck my cock. That's right. All the grieving families. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Apparently there's some lad just run around jabbing people with fentanyl needles and all. It's pretty fun. Man, fentanyl's been going crazy in America right now. It's wilding.

I think people are kind of exaggerating a little bit. Do you think? I think people... All those people that died from it or kind of attention seekers? I think they're... Pussy, to be honest. Yeah, yeah. No, there has been cases, though, of, like, people have been saying, like, you know,

there's some fentanyl on the doorknob and someone touched it and died. Yeah, I think that's bullshit. Yeah, like, I don't think, can you, can you go through the skin like that? I don't think so, no. Because there's been reports of they've been getting the cops by doing that, but might be the cops doing fentanyl. Yeah, I think, um, I think some of that is definitely bullshit, but, like... So the cops are saying, okay, though what's happening is a lot of young black people are, right?

are rubbing fentanyl all over their shoes, all right? Yeah, yeah. And then when the cops touch their shoes to get a high, then they start buying prostitutes. Ah, nice. And the black children are making them do this. With their Jordans. With their Astro World Jordans right there. So I think the cops just doing fentanyl. I think everyone's

doing fentanyl. Well, like, it's kind of in everything now. They use it... Not in Ireland. No, well, not... I mean, over there, like all the... Like, all the Coke, it's been many cases of people to get a bag of Coke. It's cut with fentanyl. and then they OD and die Can I say something now Secret Time

There's a few times I've been walking back From places all right A little bit drunk in Dublin Yeah I'm talking some like Hardcore drugs off the junkies Think that be a good idea

No I think they would What if I did that on the podcast They will mug you And take all of your money Yeah You can trust them right now That's he You're punching down right there

Well okay first of all You're just assuming The junkies are selling Junkies don't sell heroin They like doing it Yeah They don't, you ever mean a junkie on the street? He doesn't have some spare heroin to give to you.

I'll kindly pay you Tuesday for some heroin today. No, I don't think you should buy your heroin off a junkie. I've been thinking about doing hardcore drugs though. I said heroin. Yeah, I don't mean like to try you. I mean lifestyle. You're just going to become a junkie. That would be pretty funny, yeah.

I'll actually change the subject for, a minute. I watch the movie on YouTube there about Johnny Lee, not Miller, Lewis. Big difference. Is it Johnny Lee Lewis? Jerry Lee Lewis? The musician. Yeah, great balls of fire. Yes, Jerry Lee Lewis. Played by Dennis Quaid.

Oh, okay. Pretty fun movie. Now, as interesting is, okay, just to go off the, the reason why I watched this is because... You thought it was one about Johnny Lee Miller. Yeah, I was like, oh. Where'd you going to star in Tradespotting? We're sick boy.

He is a sick boy marrying his niece. Yeah. Was that what he did? He married his niece. 13-year-old niece. What age was he? Oh. Oh, you're doing, yeah.

Ooh. If I could inquire. If the shoe fits. He was on Fentadol, Your Honor. I think it was a... His niece's pussy was dipped in Fentadol. It's not his fault. Some black kids did it.

That's not what Jerry called them, but... I think he was like 29. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was a good old boy from the South, right? The reason why I watched this, okay? he was a good old I'll tell you he was a real

good old boy yeah yeah the reason watch it's because I was looking up the guy who directed the

the tin red line look at Terrence Malick Terrence Malick because I watched the first movie did with the bad Badlands

Martin Shee and Sissy Space I watched that recent I watched that recently I didn't realize just how influential that was on true romance

Even the fucking It's the sound The music yeah In the way It is the music Yeah The actual music

Yeah no I know I know I believe you I believe you Brian People need to know Where's Tarantino Who happened to that director Where is he? I'm going to kill him

Yeah yeah That was uh Tony Scott directed that He committed suicide Brian That's what you're making fun up there You think that's funny Do you? Yeah it is

A man plummets to his death Because he's so depressed You're getting a cheap thrill Out of that are you Brian Well it's pretty funny It is yeah It's very silly Like especially like other suicides

You know like slit yourself slit your wrists in the bat you slowly sink down there's like you know kind of like a oh so pure what day I'd rather spend you you know that kind of like

and other things like you know take pills you know what I think falling off a bridge like boo it's so it's so oily coyote it's like yikes

ooh whew what wah wah where's me brother oh I went To the dangerous

Oh Directed Topcom So I watched The Badlands All right It's just bad lands Okay bad lands You're romance

All right I looked up The unrealised Projects Terence Malik And he for a long time Was working on this movie The Jerry Lee Lewis movie Yeah Jerry Lewis movie

And he dropped out then Okay Then some no-name cunt came directed it And this movie's basically A TV movie by the way Yeah I've never heard of it

Dennis Quinn though that's a pretty big name he's doing an okay job actually yeah actually do you know what thing is like Randy quaid now that would have been much better now yeah yeah yeah here's the thing he's doing a performance that in a bit like if Baz Luhrman directed this yeah yeah energy he's doing real high energy okay because that thing with Jerry Lee Lewis he was very whew manic and stuff yeah yeah so but it's shot I actually show you some stuff downstairs I'm in I'm loving this it's shot like an S&L sketch with so much like wide shots of room and people

come in and now. It's shot like EastEnders. Oh, okay. It's shot like... Almost like a like a theatre or piece? No, not that bad. It's not like a choice. It's cheapness, all right? Oh, okay. Because it's a lot of like really cheap, just back and forth.

It's like, it's like, didn't know how a montage works. Just like a static, locked off shot. Man, they're one step away from Starwipes. It's like that bad, okay? You see, Jerry Lee Lewis, he was around the time of like Elvis and Johnny Cash and that whole like Memphis 50s.

The Memphis Mafia is what they called me. That's right. For a while there, he was bigger than Elvis. Yeah. He was taken over, man. He was called the killer.

Yeah. Like he's, because nobody could follow the killer. That was the whole thing. I have to say, Quaid does a good job as well. The stage performance. Yeah.

Just the manic playing piano. He's kicking. He's throwing his hair back and forth. Yeah. He is basically just having a seizure while doing a perfect job playing piano. He's fucking that piano with his finger dicks. Yeah, exactly, that's what you call.

Yeah. Oh, that's what it is. Yeah. You'll have whiplash, didn't you? Play those finger dicks, you're re-tard. No, when you're playing drums, they're called finger cunts. Yeah. Because you got to smash.

You know what I mean? You got a bang and smash the finger cunt. Is Dennis Quaid? Yes. Alec Baldwin's in it playing a pre-cats. her like that and it's the girl from Stranger Things who steals things Winona Ryder yeah terrible she plays a 13 year old girl oh my god yeah I was just managed to achieve an erection and now it's gone forever thanks a lot Winona Ryder so

it's a very cheap movie I ride her I'd rather beat her with a shovel the fucking god she's terrible I don't like her at all Brian I don't know if I've made that clear You're very subtle with that stuff don't what That's what I like about you You're very caty and very like you know I'd rather beat her with a shovel I'd rather pummel her face

To it's a fine pulpy paste Yeah No I don't like her Brian I don't think she's a good actor Why? I don't know I just like you know what I said this about you before

I'll say it again Yeah I respect the fact You can just be like I don't like someone Yeah You don't need any reason or not in. Well, I don't think she's a very good actor.

Now, here's the thing. I tried to watch Stranger Things. Yeah. I found her the worst part of it. He's in my son. Where is he? Help her. Where's my son? He's in the upside down. My son's into my lights. Yeah. The Christmas lights. Eh, why don't you shut up, you

dumb bitch? I don't know. I didn't like that show. I don't like Edison anymore, Brian. Why is everybody out there having a good time watching Stranger Things, loving life and I can't even get out of bed. Where's the justice

there? But hey, you know what though? Yeah. I've been thinking about this recently. You need to work on Project James. Yeah? I'm trying to work on Project Brian right now, okay? So I've got big plans, okay? I'll show you, all right? You're going to start doing heroin. Big, big plans.

Project Brian. Just, you're walking up, Sheriff's straight. All right there, buddy, what's the story with you? Brian, how are you getting on? How's the job. Oh, great, yeah. Me and we went our separate ways. Now there was

disputes. I don't want to bar you with the details. It all got very bureaucratic you know, lots of red tape. And, look, if I gosh you off, will you give a tenor, will you? That's your life, Brian. That's where you're heading.

So you get after you work on yourself. He took one yoga class. and now he's out there, sucking dick for heroin. So there you go. Yeah. Let's see you practice mindfulness when you've got three cocks in your throat. Tree's a lot.

It is. It is. Your eyes are bigger than your belly. As usual. Tree is not manageable. You know what as well? I'd be like, yeah, I could do that. You're a people pleaser, you know?

That's my problem. That's it. Because they be like, you're sure, Brian? Could we can do go out of time? No, lads, I can do that, yeah I don't want to keep you, you know? You know, it's like when your missus says You should take all the shopping and go

You know, bringing out with a car Like, no, I'll bring all the shopping out of one go Still a bit like that It's called the lazy man's load And you're going to be swallowing the lazy man's load Anyway, what are we talking about? Jerry Lee Lewis Oh yeah, sorry, yeah

Great balls of fire That's what it's called, okay? Yeah That's the movie, right, right, right Because that was his big hits Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah So he, I kind of wasn't paying attention to her. Good thing you brought it up there.

He's a singer. Yes. So how do they tackle the whole him banging his child's niece? So here's the way to do, okay? Nice. He meets this knife piece of ass, who's his cousin. That's how he meets her, okay? Okay.

So incest as well, right? He's like, well, baby girl, you show are the most prettiest girl ever seen in my life. Great balls of fire. Yeah. She's like, oh, you don't care about a little girl like me. Hell do. Ah, I care about you. the only girl, pretty's pie and all the sky.

You know, all the other kind of nonsense. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, like, it's like, all the kind of romantic kind of scenes of this him wooing this 13-year-old, you know. You know, she looks at the window, he's there. You're like, ha, honey, I'm going to stand out here all now. I can't bring you out and touch your apple pie. Yes.

And, you know, bring you a milkshake in the violent fuck session. The wordplay kind of got away from them there towards the end. and then somehow he managed to woo just 13 year old this very rich guy who's related to her and famous

and part of the family as well you know how is is it his cousin or his niece because you've said both there what's a cousin who's so

cousin's a man yeah me yeah isn't it isn't it Yeah Nice is a girl

He fucks his auntie He fucks his 13-year-old grandmother In Memphis Yeah Which is it, his niece or his cousin Well it's a woman like So I don't know What do you mean

It's another rider Yeah You can have male or female cousins Can you? I don't know how it works Really? Really? Yeah It's interesting What are you talking about?

Okay Explain it Okay All right Here So I My sister Has a

It's a riddle Is it? My sister has a child So she's my niece If my sister had a son That'd be my nephew But a cousin Is the child

Of my mother's sibling You see? Oh, is it? Yeah Oh interesting Yeah Well the niece then Yeah

The sexier option. Yes. Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, um, they bang anyways. Well, I was trying to get, you confuse me there with that. I did. I feel rather stupid now, you know.

I feel people listening to take less than me. Yeah. I think, I mean, you know, Project Brian, I think, uh... You know, I think it was really razzled-dousling people to start. I was talking with politics and stuff like that. Well, you know, the Democrats really got to focus more on the Latino vote. They're letting them go to waste, all right? wow yeah i mean jeez i don't know uh after a while for a while there's like god he's really committing to this bit uh okay all right right balls of fire well in fairness you did just spend

a week in carlos so you know it's uh it's a residual effect yes um so anyway so like he bangs are okay yeah but they try and keep a bit secret yeah it was a big scandal oh here's the thing okay so they he's like telling his agents and stuff like that guess what guys I married her Daisy Sue wherever the fuck okay

I'm married Daisy Sue we love we already married and they're like oh well Jerry we're going to London

next week yeah and in London they don't like that stuff all right they don't like you banging your 13 year old

whatever or right unless you're you know in the monarchy yeah exactly ooh

ooh hello yeah but they don't like the working class dogs to it.

Yeah. So they don't like mine, so like keep it that, you know, on the DL. Yeah.

Look, it's totally cool you're married, your niece that you're fucking, we love it. We love it. Just don't let

the lymies catch wind of it. They're a bunch of squares. So in the airport, in the British airport, all right? They're there and

Peter Cook is there. Oh yeah? You know, Peter Coo, he's playing British journalist. Okay. Hello, Mr. Jerry. Uh, who's that?

He's like, well, guess what? British journalist Kant, all right? Yeah, That's my special girl. How old is she?

How old you want her to be, lammie? So, now I need to double-check this. I might fact-check this next week. But according to the film, the British public are disgusted by this. Yeah. And they're protesting outside his hotel. Oh, really?

Yeah. Well, maybe from the more puritanical, religious end of it, you know? Also, I think they don't want the fact that he's a yank. Yeah. He's a yank, and also, like, he's a little bit, he's very, like, showy, like the Christians didn't like him. Yes. Well, it's kind of like the same as Elvis or like the Beatles. It was all

like, you know, they're all like, you know, influencing teenage girls into having sex and thrusting their hips and molesting their nieces. It's the devil music. Actually, as well, you're right, because all the joy rating. Yes. And it's rock and roll. That's what I was saying in these movies.

This cursed rock and roll. That's Alec Baldwin's whole partner is, okay? So he's a preacher. He's a local preacher. And he's kind of no one around the place and Jerry knows him because he drives past by like, oh, preacher man, you'd hate me, don't you? Oh, I'll see you soon, okay, but I won't see you down there, Jerry. Oh, you know, he's like that stuff.

Well, Paul was having fun. Okay. It's a small role, but he's having fun with him. Yeah, yeah. So there's protests in London about the whole marrying a 13-year-old girl. Sure, sure. But then they go back to America.

And they give him a parade. No, some parts do, but he tries to go to like New York and stuff. They keep doing this thing, by the way. It's hard to describe it. Do you ever see that for? No. It's rubbing your finger. Yes.

It's your index finger. Your index finger, yeah. So they kind of rubbed their index finger. So in the movie, there's a montage to him driving around the places. It's like, hey, it's me, Jerry Lee Lewis. And all these people turn around and they go, ew, and it rubbed their little finger. Rubbed their index finger like that. Why?

What does that mean? There's a bin that were actually where he pulls up to a high school and was like, hey, it's me. Not even on the tour He's just like going around the school Hey kids Great balls are fun And all the high school girls Like ew no

And doing that What does that mean? I don't know what that means Is that like a baseball thing Like the umpire is like You're out I don't know I don't know

Maybe I'll Google it right now How would you even lock it up Rubbing your little finger Jerry D Lewis That's uh You know he only died there like this year Yeah yeah yeah That's why I was looking it up as well

Yeah, he lived to a ripe old age But like He kind of at his peak As you said like he was bigger than Elvis But the controversy Really ruined his career It really was a stain And otherwise perfect

And apparently You know Unlike Elvis Like Jerry Lee Lewis Was actually a very prolific songwriter And talented musician Whereas Elvis was just some fucking dumb hick

With a pretty face And a big gawk That he waggled in children's faces You know And he also Fucked a 14 year old Yeah but he kept on the DL like Yeah, that's right

So yeah Jerry Lewis here So yeah His wife came out recently Her name's Myra Gail Brown Is that the cousin Or 13 year old cousin Oh his cousin

Yeah I got mixed up Yeah Not as sexy Yeah That's still pretty sexy She came out there recently He was like

He was a great man Yeah Now he did beat the shit over Well yeah And they showed on the movie By the way In the movie In the movie he just

Batting her right Jesus Beating the shit over but it's a happy ending Yeah In the end He goes to see Alec Baldwin And goes to church

And renounces his sins It gets forgiveness Forgiveness Man Christianity is amazing Isn't I It is actually pretty cool You can do anything And just go

My bad you And the Lord's like You're in buddy You're good You know what I think I said before We're going to see A lot more people

Converting to religion I think I might get into religion Actually A lot of certain dumb bitches out there think they're better off oh no flashing their tits and flaps

all over town like they're hot trash well soon as they hit 31 and start piling on the pounds then it's all Lord save me save me Jesus ah no God wouldn't take you

love I bet you're going to try Jesus a gaslighting you he's not going to fall for that love yeah the only person that would gaslight Jesus was called Judas and Scariet

and I bet you you wouldn't even have the decency to hang yourself, would you love with your 30 pieces of cunt silver you bitch I can't believe I get accused of misogyny it's unbelievable It's all funny game

It is, isn't it? Isn't it? It's all funny game I'm a provocateur I'm going to go to Alec Baldwin renounce my sins Yeah, yeah I'm gonna go shoot the shit with him

Because he murdered that stupid bitch, remember? I don't say that now, James Alright, sorry I've been watching Full Court Fits What? Full Court Fits It's this new show on YouTube Hosted by Wazzo

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Cap can mean lying or can mean bad sneakers. Okay. All right. No. Yeah. A cop in it means. They're good sneakers or police, like cops. Yeah.

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I'm going to take these tits off, yeah. Yeah, these titties is made, because they hang down to the middle of a stomach. Oh, Wiggly-ass, saggy-titted bitch. Ha-ha! I like I keep looking at time as well That's good Yeah

Every five minutes You're like Is it done you Yeah Well's there So you know Dommer's coming back Season 2

Well no Monster Oh yeah It makes more sense Yeah Yeah yeah So I guess it'll be About a different

Serial killer Who would you like to see I'd like to see Cosby That's good That's good That's good All joking

I like that A Keenan oh yeah oh my god holy shit that would be great man oh my god oh I gotta open a window

I am woo man Kevin as Bill Cosby raping bitches for 10 episodes yeah oh get in my eyes and ears right now

I need that in my life he would be perfect who else would you cast by the way what Sterling if that's his name

is that his name Michael K. Williams Sturling K. Brown is his name is Sturling K. Brown Yeah Ah no you got to have Keenan in there

Although Keenan You know He couldn't really play Young Cosby If he still has the weight on They could do some work around Yeah stuff right there

Oh they just have a younger guy You can have him as older I know it's just like It's too perfect Yeah we wouldn't That's the thing. We wouldn't be allowed it because we want it so bad

we wouldn't get it. You know what? It's like... So realistically. It's like Valhalla. You can't get there until you die, you know? We can't have this in the mortal realm.

It's too great. Oh my God, I just kill myself. It's crazy they haven't had a Cosby show yet. They had Cosby the show. But the thing is, he's out of jail.

He probably still is a good bit of money and power to an extent. What was the show called? the Cosby Show. Yeah, the Cosby Show. You know what's interesting. Did this show called Cosby?

Yeah. No, I might be... No, sorry, I'm fucking this up. You know, One Foot in the Grave? Yes. They tried to do an American remake starring Bill Cosby.

Oh, shit. I think the pilot's on YouTube. As Victor Mildrew. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's funny because they didn't believe those girls. Oh, do that please?

What these bitches are same? oh yeah but anyway so i think that'd be great but who would you like see monster they'd probably pick something lame they're probably just gonna go with serial killers again like john way and gasey because they're more kind of like i won't say fun but they're people are detached from that stuff serious thing with serial killers and cannibals are like oh my god that's so fucked up yeah like i was talking some women recently and they're all like they're all sick cunts by the way but they're all like it's so fucked up yeah it's so fucked up Evan peters is so hot Yeah.

So fucked up. Like that all, it's all nonsense. I was just raging. Yeah. I was like, I have glasses as well. You do. Blonde hair, blue eyes, glasses. And you jerk off at fairs all the time.

Brian, what were you doing, masturbating in public at the county fair? Well, no, Dad, you got on to believe me. I know, I didn't even. They're out to get me is what's going on here. but anyway so yeah probably be someone like they did have like a little clip of a guy playing John Wayne Gasey almost like the Marvel Universe

yeah like yeah but who would you get to see none they couldn't use him they need a big name or someone's sexy yeah you're right he's someone sexy to play Ted Bundy was sexy as well he was very handsome Bundy's been done to debt so has Dahmer had Zach Efron recently

they don't give a shit man Ryan Murphy will churn out any old garbage and these sick cunts you're talking about, they'll lapping up like the dogs they are. Oh, I God. Myself included. Tell you what, okay, if you wanted to go not controversial, just do Jack the Ripper.

Yeah. Jack the Ripper. Keenan is Jack the Ripper. I know, Victorian London though, that's like a pretty big set pieces you're looking at. I suppose, yeah. I don't know. That Dahmer show is pretty cheap. Yes, very cheap. That's the thing, typical Ryan Murphy's

shit, he just churns it out. Like, he makes so many different TV shows they're all like a carbon copy they look the same it's just like a gay guy's jerking off and somebody dies and that's the show that was glee except someone dying real it was few of them died yeah man one went for a swim one had child porn on his computer and then hung himself yeah one od heroin in a hotel room which is you know the classic yeah the glee kids were pretty cool and you know what the one who can't read by the way you know triple in the wheelchair he can walk

how ironic he's only on the walked away unscourge from that whole day wait who couldn't read the main girl she's illiterate lea thompson lea michel yeah michelle she's illiterate apparently that's what people on lines say oh good how did she read the scripts then she's wong it

she wonged it she wonged it uh winged it she wanged it that's what she did right there it's all phonetic I just can't get over Keenan as Cosby in the new monster, that would be amazing. Yeah, that would be so perfect.

Like, they haven't done a, they haven't done a Weinstein per se movie. They have a Weinstein movie out right now, actually. Oh, do they? Yeah, because she said. She said? Yeah. What did she say? Load of nonsense, they asked me, you know? But it basically, it's about the

women, the strong, powerful women who decided to eventually notice all the rape. Oh, okay. Doesn't mention Rowan at all. You know, he didn't do any of it. Yeah, yeah. It's just a strong women, yeah, of course, yeah. It's just that,

so who's, is it, and it's actually, is it like a, it's not a documentary, it's an actual movie. It's a film, I think it's in cinemas right now. Okay, she said, I'll check that out. There's, it's, it's got Oscar knobs, nobs, nods? Yeah.

Yeah, well, it's getting late. Who else is up for the Oscars? Are you talking about Colin Farrell for the Banshee and Villasherring? Well, a lot of the big one time come out yet. People are saying the feeblemins will probably win everything. What the fuck is that?

That, whoa. you know what that real disgusting movie I showed you Spilberg? Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, my reaction was justified. It's about Little Spielberg learning about the importance of movies. That is actually disgusting. He learns that making Jaws change the world.

You know, Doctors? What he did is better than any retard doctor could any do. I agree. I agree. Even Jaws 4 was better than any of those Italian doctors. So it's a, yeah, she said, is the movie,

came out this year. and it does have someone playing Weinstein but it's a very small role Oh Yeah, very very small No, no Here you go

Season 2 of the monster James Cadden as Harvey Weinstein Because apparently we're One in the same aesthetically I've been told I love how you hang on to stuff like that

That's definitely not Somebody said that I look like Harvey Weinstein The most disgusting ugly horrific looking rapist ever and I'm supposed to just oh yeah forget about that laugh it off man you know yeah okay water

off a duck's back that's what I say you know allegation off a duck's cock anyway yeah who's playing Weinstein then some cunt he's like literally he's been on boardwalk empire or nothing else oh okay yeah so he'll be good no I wouldn't actually

who no I was thinking that what's the name of that we like the one guy we like from Liverpool pool from like that movie where he's a chef Stephen Graham Yeah Stephen Graham Yeah

Keeping the accent You'd have to wear a fat suit though Yeah I'm getting tired Yeah well you keep coming over late And recording late Sorry I got hell That's why you get tired Brian

Yeah right We're almost there actually Let's keep it going okay Yeah Let's go through some quick round Quick topics Fire round Firefly

Joss Whedon, exactly, yeah So let's see what we're written down here now Big Mout Oh We watched a bit of the new Big Mouth Yeah, I don't like that show It's getting more and more child pornography It really is

It's like gratuitous, it's like Look at my little schmeckle Man, they've got a new character The Lovebug The Lovebug, AIDS Yeah, it's an AIDS character If I can believe it, it's Nick Crowle Doing a weird voice again

Yeah He is incredibly untalented we were saying before his dad's pulling out all the stops to get his show up. Yeah, I mean yeah like... His son was like, Dad, I want to make child pornography. He's like, okay, well we'll have to

do a work around a little bit, son, you know? Now, if you animate them, maybe. No, that doesn't work for me, Dad. Yeah, him and John Malaney are just making animated child porn and they're getting Emmys upon Emmys. And then the only one that caught in trouble

was the white bitch for doing an axe. Are you fucking kidding me? You know, it's actually interesting now. What? Think about two black people. No. No. Tiffany Haddish.

And Ari Spears. What did they do? What did Nick Kroll do? Think about that, though. They had an actual child in a bathtub with no clothes. Is that worse? Yes. Yes, it is. I heard she's real big and like, you know, she's keeping quiet, you know, in the public spear, let's say, Tiffany Haddish.

Yeah. By your private, she's not. like, fuck those kids. Yeah, yeah. Fuck that little bitch. Nice. Those parents gonna get her. Because fuck I with my money.

The mother was a friend of Tiffany Haddish. I think the mother actually did stand up as well. And then Tiffany's like, girl, let me use some of your kids for a little sketch comedy. Or something to that effect.

And Ari Spears like, yeah, I got to see a camera. No, what? No, I'd say. It's just how he said. I was also watching you. the wolf tones moving on

quickly my impression of the wolf tone did you watch well shit man we all about the IRA and wadden out

up this motherfucking blowing up all those motherfucking motherfucking up motherfucking motherfucking london

bucking there motherfuckers that's getting popped y'all that's the wolf tones that age

sorry go on do you see that video I sent you them on late late show there was a three part

video did you watch the whole thing I watched some of it I skimmed it I skimmed it You know what James We're going to pause it right now

We're going to watch it We'll get back to that Because I It's in crazy So Pat Kenny Gets the wolf tones on It basically chastise them For like him

Fintin O'Toole And Eno Doherty You know Eno Dotterdy Is he like a journalist He's a columnist More journalist Yeah Yeah writes for like

The RTE guide I like the fella brave heart I think it's very good now. The use of music. Did you notice that? They use music to let you know when you should feel sad.

It's great. Absolutely revolutionary. Is that what he does? He also hates a lot of things. He's very conservative, actually, yeah. So, yeah, they had the Waltones on the late show and they're basically going, you guys are pro the IRA,

you're pro-sectarian violence, you're pro-terrorism, you're pro-Israel, What's the deal with that? And they were just saying like, yeah, we write about what we know and all that of that stuff. Yeah, well, you know what? There's a little girl in the audience.

Her parents got blown up by the rat and it's your fault, all right? Jerry shot her in the head. Did they actually do something like that? It didn't do that, no. We were talking about all the people who died. Yeah. Like the tricolour, people in the tricolor up.

That represents blood and fear. Also, they were like, yeah, but, you know, we wrote all those songs in the 60s. We haven't written a new song in 30 years. We're just going around, touring the classics you know it's like let's not you know yeah well after that I download a little

wolf tone songs yeah now I'm listening to wolf tones on the bus nice you listen to hip hop now it's wolf tones moving up in the world there you go also I'm listening some Doctor Who audio dramas sure yeah yeah I listen to one called Neverland Neverland yeah okay and it's interesting

It's about the umbliette of time Umbliette of time What's that now It's a machine created by the time lords that can wipe you out of history. Okay. So it wipes you out completely. Yeah. But you know the way, energy.

You can't destroy energy. Right. Okay. You can't destroy, you can't completely wipe some out from time. You go to the anti-time universe. All right. So there's a lot of people in the anti-time universe, then they come back and try and take over and destroy the time lords. Right.

Yeah. Listen to that there. Yeah. Okay. Good. So. I mean, to be honest. no, I can't really, I don't know what to do.

I don't know what to do with that, Brian. No, in the anti-time universe, do they start a little something like this? That's about it. I'll have talk about there. So, I haven't had a chance to talk about that much. We're going to talk about Lords of Chaos. We'll leave that until next week. Yeah, I think, you know, we could flesh that out a bit, you know.

I might re-watch it. Yeah. Have a look there. You know what? I'll just say one thing, because it's all about, like, the Norwegian black metal bands. I like how the movie is very, tongue and cheek and shows them to be dorks

running around with face paint going we are so black and evil and satanic oh but don't know my mommy gave me money for my record store yeah like you had a kind of strong reaction of that didn't you because you were basically in that world I was yeah you were pure debt metal I was going around burning churches you know no I was in I was in like a heavy metal band

but we were never like black metal or death metal were afraid but yeah we were too pussy man. No, but we would have been on similar lineups with bands like that and you hang out with people like that, they are, you think hanging out with comedians is bad. Oh man, it's pretty bad. It's depressing, but it's

nothing, like, hanging out with like black metal fans from Cavan who are talking about Satan and all, it's like, mate, we're playing a pub in Cavan, you want to dial it back a bit? I don't think Baphomet is coming. I don't think we're channeling the Dark Lord here. You're working

a Londis pal. Would you fucking just crack a smile will you? Jesus Christ Were they proper like the makeup all there Yeah yeah yeah We are we ready Yes all that

Corpse paint And they wear like basically Like old Viking shit And leather and metal And like all It's like And then like We'd be like

Smoking a joint But they'd be like Like You guys have no fucking respect For yourselves You're doing drugs That's what Certain people do

basically these guys were hardcore racist as well I'm talking like Edward Norton in American History X like don't smoke shit, don't smoke weed that's what certain people do you're smoking that certain people drug for certain people you know I think I can guess

yes so there's a lot of that no I didn't realize it was like that those are like the kind of bad ones yes yeah well you know even the movie does touch on that how they sort of incorporated Nazi iconography into their sort of whole

it's like yeah they're all about they're fucking dorks they're like cosplaying and you know like we're so dark and they're edge lords fucking dwebes Brian and I could never fuck with that shit I was just all about kicking back having a good time

but uh you know listen to how up each check having a good having a good time you know then I'm giving you the facts that's how I beat Shaq no they heard me talk about how I beat Shaq and they were like oh yeah tell me more

it's like no in a basketball game never mind then I don't care about that but yeah black metal fans are not a lot of fun no you know not to I'm casting a wide net there just these specific ones that I was hanging out with were kind of a bit of a bold scale I'm trying to guess, okay? Did all these black metal people

have girlfriends that looked very sad and sickly? Some of them, some of them had all right pieces of age, you know? I remember one guy that I knew was a little bit like that. Yeah. He was very interested in Columbine, you remember?

Oh yeah. Really interesting that. Well, who isn't? Yeah. Columbine's awesome. Yeah. What are you a pussy, bro? You know, some of you watch the football, you know? He just watched the same movie over and over together, Columbine, you know? But like, he had a girlfriend I remember she was so white I don't mean that like you know

it's just a Karen I mean like just her skin was so white She was pale I just remember thinking like Is that Is she okay like Is she anemic

Does she need some iron supplements I remember it was so a nice Almost like nice to look at in a way Like almost like you know Like he's so like black metal And he's got the Pearson's and the black It's a good juxtaposition And she's all white

Kind of like a yin yang symbol When they were 69 it was a yin yang symbol Yeah she's like angelic and white and pure. Yeah. I wonder what she's doing now. Yeah. I've forgotten her name.

I may get on those stalking buzz again. Yeah, yeah. Here, I'll help. Yeah. I'll help. I'll look up White Woman.

Yeah. Carlo. How many can there be? But anyway. Actually, I wonder if, there will end it now a second. I want to see if I look up white woman Carlos.

Friendly comes up. What does come up? Your mom. Ha ha! That's weird. I just ignored that, by the way. Okay. I looked up by white woman.

First thing's going up is top 10 Haunted. places in carlo oh pictures of your mom's age try ignore that one you can't oh my god look at this

this is whoa holy shit what's this fucking hell didn't know what we're talking about it's a picture at some funeral home it's some old wait lady

yeah anyway look we're over the hour now we're over there job done job and knock do you ever hear that job and knock

No. My dad says that. What does that mean? Every day. Job and knock. What does that mean? That means the job's done. Okay.

I don't get it, but I don't get it either. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Again, my dad lives in a little world and you got to live with him or else you're dead. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Before we go, have you got any big plans from next week? Because I got some big plans. Do you? Well, I've got nothing.

What have you got? I'm going to watch all of season five of the Crown. Oh, okay. And then we can talk all about it. We can talk about Bertie Carrier. Carville, playing Tony Blair. Right. And Johnny Lee Miller, got it right, yeah.

Playing some other Prime Minister. John Major. Yes. So that'll be a cavalcade of laughs. That'll be fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anything else? No.

Oh, Black Panther. What? I can talk about Black Panther too. Yeah, it's out now. Is it? You're going to go see you? A little spoiler, okay? Turn it off if you want.

I hear Elaine is in it. Elaine from Seinfeld Julia Louis Dreyfus Yeah she's in it as well Jesus Christ Yeah

One white My God Just a yeah Yeah Talk about a yin and a yang Anyway Anyway guys So bye guys

We'll see you next week We'll see you next week We'll see you next week