Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 177 : Peace and Love and Mustard Gas

Episode Date: November 26, 2022

We go full WW1 and eat some eggs while Cadden cries and Brian talks about Moo Moo.

Oh, I'll do a good start here, guys, the free one. James was getting, this is mid-James freak out right now. I'm not a freak, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, yeah. You don't know, freak out, I didn't say freak. Okay. We have a little discussion, because James think a lot of people hate him. Yes, I do. And sometimes I'm like, I don't think he hates you.

That's me gaslighting James. That's me being bad right there. It is, it is true. I've got to go on record right now and say, I have like Joseph Stalling at the end level of paranoia It's like

Everyone's against me He hates me He hates me Like here I swear not You're in a fucking bunker man This is the truth The only reason I know

The only The solitary reason I don't like a person Is because I have it in my head That they don't like me It's pathetic I'm a loser I get it

Ha ha ha ha ha ha That's all laugh With the fat slop Yeah having fun are you Brian And then you You're always like, oh, James, you fool with your little delusions. And you know what? A lot of the time you're right, Brian, but sometimes every once in a while, I'm right.

And every once in a while, there is somebody that doesn't like me. You're having it in your head. It's a very interesting trick that you're doing. You're like, no, James, everyone loves you. And by saying that, you infuriate me. I'm like, oh, but every once in a while. I feel your head with lies. I'm like, everyone loves you.

And then you just, you have, like. I just walk into the club. I'm like, what it is, guys? I'm like, oh, no. Oh, who let you out of Arbor Hill? I'm like, James, James are all going to give you sweet. And like, yo, where's my sweet? Come on, man.

Come on, girl, break me off a little piece of something. Sweet. It's like, please get out of here, James. Oh, my main man, Brian said you were going to hook me up. Yeah, and then you're just sitting back. laugh and very McAvelyan

of you well look speaking of the Maccavillian we're going to talk about the crown this episode

this is the crown episode so enough with this like you're talking about your feelings

stuff with that my mental illness and my paranoia and you're like no Domnick West

as Bridge Charles takes precedent here too sexy or not sexy enough far too sexy

it's it's ridiculous you see Dominic West there beautiful man very charming and then look at a picture of

fucking goofball, Edin' Bread, half lizard sausage fingers ponds, Prince Charles. It just doesn't, it doesn't track. And you know what? Prince Charles probably doesn't like me either. Yeah? He's talking about me. Prince Charles gave me a weird look one time.

Apparently that's the only thing him and Megan Markle agreed on. It's like Cadden's a prick. I knew it. Is the baby going to come out Cadden? How Cadden is the baby going to be? And Oprah, the coward, didn't even raise these questions in the interview. But anyway, look, so we're going to jump into the Crown Season 5, written by Peter Morgan. So, Peter Morgan.

Every two years, they change the cast, a new cast, a new cycle. This is season five, season six will be the last season, they said. Wow, yeah. Now, what's interesting is, season four was Thatcher. I love that season. Yeah. This is season five. This is getting very close to the modern day.

And I feel like the more modern it gets The kind of the less I care Because there's more stuff I know about Yeah, okay, yeah And also there's just less stuff to do Because it's about the royal family They're getting older and older Yeah, yeah, yeah

And they, for some reason they We'll get into it more in it, but like Now, do you think they're going to address Her death in the last season? Hopefully, yeah Well, I heard they're going to stop around 2000s I heard they're going to cast Wendy Williams as her corpse

That doesn't make sense but I only said it because I know she doesn't like me Anyway, no, I've got it I've got all the meat off that bones People don't like You got all the hate of your system Yeah, oh never

Never brother It's like photosynthesis You know, it reproduces itself But anyway, go on Every day you go outside You just builds up But look So season five now

Yeah I watched the whole thing Didn't love it Okay I'll get to why My main issue where it was the directions they went and the characters they focused on

and the lack of focus on certain characters that you really wanted to see. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So we'll get to that in a second. You have not seen the Crown. Never watched a single. The only time I ever see the Crown is when you hold me down and make me watch them.

Yeah, hold you down to watch the Crown. Yeah. You down the Crown. Down to Crown and then taking you to Brown Town. Oh! So I've written the notes for each episode there. We're going to go to each episode

We'll hopefully get this done an hour Oh but it could take days Could take days Month longer than the series itself Yeah I know it's going to be interesting now Kids at home play a fun little game Let's see how frustrated Brian gets

When I go off in one of my Tangents doing voices And you're just there holding your notebook And you're twitching like When's he got to stop this shake In my head I'm like I should rip the notebook up and leave I'm too much a coward to do that

we're in your house I'm out of here oh fuck I've got my cans yeah oh I was gonna drink this episode where are your cans they're upstairs those

the Heinigan at the end of your bed yeah can I can I run upstairs go ahead you do that and I'll keep the kids entertained Are you sure I will yeah or do you want to We just cut it out

We'll just cut it out I'll tell you talk a little bit But don't feel any pressure Okay yeah Yeah all right well uh it's just me now it's the james cadden show what's this now the stinging fly oh yeah right some jew poetry no thanks

that's offensive shouldn't say that I shouldn't be left on my own you know to say these things but yeah no Brian's right I am a bit paranoid think everybody hates me and I'm usually correct and I'm pretty sure Brian's like an agent I think he's been hired by certain people. A few people are conspiring against me. I'm pretty sure

he's Mossad. I'm pretty sure he got his start of the Mossad by filming Jeffrey Epstein's sex parties. Yeah, they'll probably cut this out. I got my cans here. You got your cans? Hey, all right. Yeah. You're going to drink three? Yeah? Yeah? You're going to

scull them all right now. I'm going to drink three cans there. Just check if that's all working is I actually hit a button there. Okay. Is that working you? It seems to be. What button did you press? One of these buttons here. Oh, don't worry about that. That's volume for the headphone.

Okay. That's how cool our microphones are. They have headphone inputs. Okay, perfect. So, now we just open my can. Do it. I'm going to open the can now, folks, and we're going to talk about the crown. Yeah. So, episode one of the crown season five is called Queen Victoria Syndrome.

Uh-huh. Yes. So, this episode is a of a new season right now and it's about the royal yacht okay the royal yacht

picture there's one thing about this season is the metaphor is very heavy oh right so the royal yacht is old

people don't want anymore they think it's a bygone era right the yacht is old and smelly now

they want a new yacht like her vagina yeah exactly yeah remember did you ever hear that urban legend that the queen

had a solid gold dildo no maybe that was just a monoton thing. Yeah, that was... It was just a cat in the house thing. Yeah, I remember kids in school being like,

I've heard she's got a solid gold delto. And I was like, yeah, it makes sense. Wouldn't be pleasant at all. Well, I don't know if it vibrates. How do you make it vibrate? She gets a migrant worker to just shake it. Oh, yes. So, basically, episode one of the crown, okay,

is about... They have a newspaper column that says the general public that they polled would rather have Prince Charles as the monarch than Queen Elizabeth. Is that based on a real thing? It's true, it's true, yeah. What the hell?

Yeah, they've seen, back then they taught Charles's young go-getter, hip and cool. This is like the 90s, isn't it? The 90s, yeah. It's all Brit Pop and Oasis versus Blur. Yeah, and Prince Charles. Yeah, all the same. Watch fucking avidlage, my fucking mum's an old bint.

I'm going to kick her ad in the twatch. Cool Britannia. So Charles sees an opportunity here, okay? Yeah. So he's like, hey, why don't I kind of like push this a little bit? Right. So he goes to the new

Prime Minister, Mr. John Major. Played by Johnny Lee Miller. Again, far too young and sexy. They have very, very sexy people in the show right now. It doesn't really work. And you know what? Hilariously, if you put the real John Major and Prince Charles together,

by comparison, John Major looks half-fuckable. because Charles is just such a goof Charles, we're getting to this, but that whole family is such a monstrosity of DNA. Inbred. Prince Andrew is the best-looking one. Yeah, Prince Andrew is the most normal out of the gang. He's the coolest one, he's the smartest, you know?

He gets the most snizz. He does. He doesn't need any help at all. He doesn't need any help or consider any of those pesky things. I tell you, I want to see the movie Hitch get remade, and it's Will Smith helps Prince Andrew get underage. That'd be good Will Smith's kind of like

It seems like you Kind of what you're doing here I don't think I need to Step out of the way I'll bide Wouldn't you To hurt yourself You got a whole plane

Yeah Keep my daughter's pussy Out your mouth I whip my hair Back and forth I whip my hair back and forth Remember that Willow?

Willow's still going Man Yeah she's all like Heavy Metal punk chick Now it's like Yeah because she knows Teenage Angst It's like

Yeah my parents are multi-millionaires well our parents are spastic so that doesn't help you yeah yeah what's the deal with jaden now I think jaden's keeping low for a while I know Tyler was jizzing him for a while Tyler the crater was fucking him

right like raw dog like just using him as his own little cum dumpster yeah exactly yeah oh yes that's Willow saw it and that's why she writes songs down right and then little boozy's like trying to help don't let him cut his penis off man

was it little boozy I think a little boozy, yeah, he's very anti-trans Yeah, yeah, yeah Anyway, we're getting, I mean, I'd love to talk about the Smiths all day But let's get down to the Windsors You know what, honestly now As I'm reading this out

I think I've actually lost interest in the Crown Really? Yeah Wow, okay Yeah, yeah, you've really, Okay, so what's happened here is we're on a life raft In the middle of the ocean And you've decided,

Yeah, I don't like this life raft And he just stuck a knife in And it's like, right, let's figure this out. You know what, I was going to go through episode three episodes. I was going to talk about the broad teams. Okay, okay. So, the Crown Season 5 on Netflix now, it's not as good as previous seasons. Okay.

Previous scenes are great. The problem is there's a lot of different directions, okay, a lot of characters. Yeah, yeah. And they're focusing on like Princess Margaret for a whole episode. Which one is that again? Exactly. Yeah. She's the sister of the queen.

Didn't they have like a Mongoloid in a book? basement or something? They had a few disabled people. Yeah, why? What did I say? Play it back. I bet you wouldn't be able to distinguish one from the other. Those comments run parallel. Yeah, yes. They had

some mongoloid freaks chained up in the basement and like that's where Prince Andrew got a start. It's like luck Prince Andrew, you're feeling you know, you're all hormones going everywhere. If you're in a bad mood, just go down and fuck the mongo chain to the dungeon.

okay and stop getting on my nerves do you want a can no no I'm all right so you need to calm me down is it he's going manic so like this season it's a little bit all over the place

because the big thing is Charles and Diana yeah yeah but like I kind of know a lot about that right so like the first episode the big kind of controversial thing in the first episode of the Crown season five is that Prince Charles

Charles goes to John Major, okay? And it's kind of like, here, can you tell my mummy to step down? Right, okay, so he kind of tries, it's like a little coup. A little coo de top. A little kind of very stupid coup. Yeah. Because he goes to John Major. I can't stand up to my mom.

Will you do it? Sick boy, please. No, literally one stage he goes like, Mommy, if we were a real family, a proper family, they would have called social services and you would have been arrested. Oh, he's playing the victim card. He's very, like, not impotent, that's what I am. Last they were, like, impetulent. Petulant, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Impotent, petulant, that's what he is. Impotent, petulant, oh, I hate that. Impetent and petulants mixed together when the boy you're fucking can't get it up. Go back to school, you loser. So that was like the big controversial thing right there. Right. Okay, and did, and I assume... John Major said that's much.

John Major's like, you're an idiot. Why would I do that? Yeah, in real life he said that scene didn't happen, by the way. Oh, John Major said that. Yeah, in real life, yeah. But in the show, he's like, I can't make the queen abdicate. I can't be like, yo, bitch. Abdicate, is that what that, what does that word mean?

Isn't that the word, yeah? Yeah, you're probably right. What does it mean? Abdicate means stand down. Okay, right, okay. Cool. So you're not laughing, you're learning, yeah? I tell you, the, what's, my favorite episode is episode three, called Moomoo.

Moomoo. Yeah, and that's all about Muhammad Alfayette. Now, the Fayyad family, very interesting. Mohamed was the dude she was banging. No, Dodey. Okay, Mohammed's the dad. Yeah, yeah. Who was on the Ali G show.

Yeah, yeah. That's how I get all my history, like, from the Ali G show. I mentioned like Abraham Lincoln, you're like, I, what are he talking about? Was he on Ali G? Buyaka Shah. Yeah. They talked to Bruno, did he? Yes, you mesh, chinkley.

I hear it was John Wilkes Booth. We had theater great times But being silly man With stupid hat and beard Won't let me see The little boys prancing on the stage Yeah So uh, moo-moo, okay

So Mohammed al-Fayad, all right Yeah Egyptian, right Grew up in Egypt Got in the business Some guy, started a little shipping company I believe Got bigger and bigger

And then he moves to England Yeah But he has this kind of weird obsession He's an anglofoil Okay, so he's like He's obsessed with like the British monarch And he wants to be accepted With British culture

So he's a rich guy in London What is he is Harrods Was that his shop? He buys Harrods yeah Yeah Yeah He buys Harrods because he's like Hey look

What do English people love Yeah I'll buy that Is it? It's kind of like a fancy pants shop Isn't it? Yeah it is like for the Harrod's even still thing

I was in a Harrods there In 2014 Ooh la la Yeah What are you in there Looking for Mohammed were you I was Where is he?

you ruined everything I was over in England I was over in London seeing a ENT specialist because of my ears were so fucked up and bandjacks Oh laddie da And I remember I was so frustrated

By the fact that they couldn't help me That I had a breakdown And started crying in the bathroom Of a nautical themed restaurant Yeah Yeah So there you go The Spongeball restaurant

Is it? Oh wet himself and cries to sleep Caddine square pets who's everyone's against

him all the time Caddine square pets oh hey I'm no I'm Squidward man I'm a pure Squidward I think as you grow up

we all become Squidward I have been Squidward since I was 10 man I didn't know you're familiar with the SpongeBob lore Oh I'm wearing a SpongeBob t-shirt You actually are about

I'm wearing a SpongeBob t-shirt That's insane man No it's ironic because they're both it's SpongeBob and Patrick and they're in a goldfish bowl but they're both very sad and really that's an insight to how we're all forced to live our lives online man

and like we're in the goldfish bowl and everyone's staring at us but we're sad man I bought this in Chicago when I was on edibles oh sweet man I've lived Brian I've lived on life you couldn't have I bet you were cool in Chicago

Hey guys yo Brian said you all got some sweeties for your boy Ken break it off of my brother mate. Gee whiz, you guys are tall. Do you know Tom Kenny did the voice of Spongeball?

He was a Mr. Show. Wet boys living on an edge right here. Remember I told you some lady in the ghetto shouted that at my brothers and cousin. Anyway, I'm really, I'm distracting you quite a lot. Yeah, yeah.

We're really going off the rails here. Mohammed Alphiade owned Harrods. So he was to America, goes to London, buys Harrods, but he's still not. accepted by British society, you know? So he gets... Am I screaming too much, sorry?

I think we are both screaming too much, yeah. So he gets a butler called Sidney Johnson. Oh. Now, Sidney Johnson was the former butler of King Edward who abdicated from the throne to marry an American woman. Oh, yeah. Nice.

So he... It's like a Hugh Grant film. A little bit like that, yeah. So he literally left royalty for love. When was that then, like the seven? 70s or... 70s? What'd you say? He abdicated.

He was the king. Oh, King Edward. Yeah, so this is the time of the King's speech. So was that like the 40s, 30s? I think the 30s, 40s, something like that. Okay, right, right. 40s, yeah, yeah.

All right, I'm an idiot then. Madonna did a movie. No, I was. Madonna did a movie about it. I had a dumb, dumb moment there. Yeah, well. I was a real cat and dumb, dumb moment. You should go back to that fish restaurant.

Just finish yourself off. You actually, that just unlocked a memory. I did. I had a breakdown and started crying in the bathroom of a nautical themed restaurant because I was like I'm never, they're never going to be able to cure me. I was genuinely considering suicide. That's how bad

it was, yeah. Having fun now, aren't we? Well, hey! Well, anyway, moo-moo, all right? So that's what they call Muhammad Alfayat, right? And his son is Doty. Now, he meets the butler, okay?

I'm glad we can move on for that. Yeah, good. Yeah, yeah. That was a test. If you had reached out and said, James talked to me, I'd be like, ha ha, queer, fuck you, pussy, suck my dick. That was a test, and you passed, brother, you passed. I took a sip of the can. Yeah, swing it, man, you earned it, you earned it. Feelings are for short lifters.

Let's move on, so some muzzies banging a bitch. Let's do it, bra. Oh, yeah, racism, homophobia and no feelings ever. That's the Brian and James brand. Anyway, sorry. I'm really using Tractor's episode right here Yeah Muhammad Alfaya

I feel like You know those dogs Are pulling me I've lost track of the dogs And the dogs And the dogs are going And run all over the place Okay I'm the dog

In this scenario The one of the dogs Not even the full pat He wouldn't even give you that I'm sorry Go on Muhammad Alphiade So he had the butler

Yeah the butler The teacher how to be an English gentleman Okay Very sad story this So teaching them how to like You know Wear a shirt and all that Like the fancy shirts

And all that you know and this is toilet paper you don't need to use your hand anymore and the importance of like you know tea time you know tea time is not something you get true it's something you desire and something you savour okay tea time you know yeah

and then he becomes English gentleman and he gets um I've lost track he becomes an English gentleman with an asterisk besides yeah yeah so he goes to the races they're kind of like you what's your problem me

yeah oh okay yeah you can go in so then like um they go in there and he wants to meet the queen but he meets princess diana and he's like you should meet my son sometime dodi al fayette and that's how it starts right there yeah you know dody yeah had a big american accent because yeah he's probably like born and raised in america yeah because at this point yeah it is like Mohammed alfayette was like really rich wasn't he he was like mega wealthy if you own harrods you're pretty rich yeah exactly yeah yeah So Doody O'K was like,

Dad, I want to make movies. Right. He's like, what movie? He's like, these guys got an idea for a movie about runners. And that leads into a chariots of fire. Oh, shit.

So they funded that. Oh, really? Oh, wow, that's amazing. And in the Oscar, to show the Oscar speech. When they won the Oscar, and the director was like, want to shout out to Doody and Mohamed Fayette for helping us.

He's banging Princess Diana, who will put that. Keep down your house. Between you and me, Hollywood. Good thing no one watches this. And Charles storms the stage. Keep my wife,

Stram out of your mouth! And just hits him with his big sausage fingers, but it makes a br-br-brot noise. Every time you shake Charles' hand, it's like a fucking dog toy. It just squeaks. I imagine if you squeeze the fingers, like water comes out,

like old sausages in the rain. Okay, so chariots the fire. I've never seen chariots the fire. I don't like see the eater, no. I just know that Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan. Yeah, yeah. That's like the most famous scene.

Yeah, yeah. I think it's something about acceptance or some shit. Yeah. Typical Muslims try to teach us all about acceptance and love. That's what 9-11 was about.

Yeah. You have to have empathy for each other. I'm just thinking the towers fall down and play that music from charge to the fire. Do do, do, do, do. I'll tell you, we'll get back to the Crown in a minute. I want to just go to a different direction, okay? A very different direction.

I watched Black Adam. Yes. And Black Panther. It's called Wakanda Forever, right? No, it's Black Panther, Wakanda Forever. Oh, right, okay, okay. So I watched the two of those. Now, which one do you want to talk about, first, James?

We're going to get to the Crown again after it. Okay. Did you watch them in the cinema or streamed them illegally? I streamed them illegally. Wow. Taking one. out of black people's pockets. Oh, Dwayne Johnson's pockets, yeah.

Dwayne Johnson's literally on the bus right now, you know, like old ladies, they go on the bus because their houses are too cold? Really? Have you not heard that, yeah. No, what? These old ladies, old men as well, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They have the bus pass, okay. Oh, so they can just ride the bus?

Yeah. How much warmer is the bus, though, really? I imagine their house just full of wolves, you know? There's just icicles and wolves in there, you know? And, and, an old picture of her husband that someone's gonna piss on you know

oh wow that's so sad yeah oh it's gonna happen man you're gonna have so many old people dying in their houses man yeah especially this winter it's gonna be power outages and everything man it's gonna get it's getting grim

and we were you know World War 3 was about to happen there because fucking everyone thought Russia launched nukes into Poland turns out it was some dweeb some goofball in Ukraine is like is this the booty that push

and sent missiles into Poland and then Zelensky the sneaky dog was trying to go oh and it was Russia it's like no it wasn't it was man it it got weird there because it got weird it happened okay I was in a pub when it happened when the two people in Poland got killed

yeah and everyone in the pub was like Poland remembers the NATO this is it right now you know this is it I was drinking I was a little bit drunk as we have to have sex right now look I'll take it out and get started come on you can all join in let's do it for Zelensky

Well, I was watching a bit of Matt Walsh there, okay? Oh, again? The right-wing conservative, yeah. And he was... And Nick Funtez, what's happening, Brian? It's called being cool, all right? It's called getting the truth. Yeah, okay.

It's called being red-pilled. And women love it, all right? Let's all have sex, I'm red-pilled. Nick Funtz says, you're my property. Don't touch it! So, Matt Walsh says that Ukraine is basically a welfare queen. A welfare queen. Yeah, exactly, yeah.

Wow. You always some women, okay, get pregnant on purpose against smoke cracking by Blu-rays. Yes, I do. Yes, I do. I've experienced with that. I told you not to mention my family, Brian. You really took it to a place that didn't need to go.

Well, that's basically Ukraine, he said. Where Ukraine are kind of starting this war or they're asking for it, basically, you know? So they can get all the money and guns from the American government. Well, the taxpayer, from you. For me? Yeah, exactly. All the money you make So what you're saying is

I was in the right to kick the shit of that Ukrainian prostitute And I should never have been banned From that brothel I knew it Well somebody's going to the small claims court I'll tell you that That was just you trying to win her over

Like But yeah So what we're talking about? So I watched that all quiet On the Western Front Yes I've heard this That was good actually Yeah

Yeah It's like a two and a half hours I think Yeah It's pretty long I don't feel at all I just like left it on Now I was like

It was all in But I was like Right in and doing some stuff as well Like it was good man Yeah It's a real fucking like Almost virtual like immersive experience Like this is war

Yeah yeah There's rats everywhere And piss and vomit And jizz I've heard it's very intense And very like Holy shit like Yeah

Because that's thing about World War I in the trenches It was fucking horrific They do a good job Of showing this how shit it was Like this bit where they'll have to piss themselves, keep warm. Like, a lot of stuff like that, a lot of scatological

stuff, you know? Oh. And just, like, eating, like, dirty shit, but it still tastes good because, like, you know, you haven't bread in, like, three weeks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a bread here that, like, is, you know, it's mostly just, like, it's, be honest with you, it's just shit.

But they've written the word bread on it, you know? I was like, yeah, it's bread, come on. Oh, brilliant boys, come on tuck in. Yeah. Why does my bread have bits of corn in it? Don't worry about that old boy For Queen and Country No they're doing for the Kaiser

It's the Germans What? Yeah We're on the Jerry's The Jerrys The Jerrys yeah What the crouts This is like the Jerrys

I refuse to watch this Because you're a patriot right there Propaganda shit You're a patriot right there Yeah I'm loyal to the crowd It was written by a German Okay And it came out in the 30s

And Goebbels went mental over it Oh so it was a novel in the 30s Oh wow okay Goebles hated it He said it was fucking propaganda. Yeah. That's funny, isn't it?

Noble said it was mean and problematic. So, okay, that's, I have no idea about this. That's deadly. Very famous novel. Got adapted a few times in, like, movies. I think it won an Oscar in, like, the 40s. Right, okay. But this one's great now. Tell you what, one thing they're showing it, and I was like,

fucking hell. Just how scary a tank was. Okay. Back then. Like, if you're just, like, walking around. You're just a guy with a rifle. We're like, a rifle with no bullets, okay? And you see this Buh It's like this big fucking tank

Like oh oh shit Get away Shoot You point your rifle at it But the barrel goes floppy Like Oh no It's like man

It's a bit of Like to take over like This fucking trench Okay It's like a British trench Or something like that So they'll hop in They're like stabbing people

And it's fucking disgusting My way Like you just jump in Okay And like people everywhere And you're just like Stabbing Randomly

Yeah And like you like be honest with you they all look the same but they're all white guys okay they're all wearing just like green

grey suits okay so just like oh fuck oh fuck I don't know who my friend who's my enemy okay there's blood everywhere

like and they take down all these people okay and you're like oh fuck that's it now and then the rats

start running away and like oh shit oh here comes the tank and it's like man there's like

20 tanks all coming towards them all coming towards him oh my god and they have to like run away all right and like man

there's a bit where like does a guy hides in the trench, but the tank like the treads go into the trench and just crush them. Oh, Jesus Christ. And they have all these guys be like, oh shit and they're like, blood, the legs going everywhere.

Yeah, yeah. Then they're like, cut to like the general who's like, you know, 20 feet away being like, oh shit. You know, the one who's like on the German side, he'll tell it, like his little binoculars be like, oh no. Tanks are pretty they're pretty sturdy, aren't they?

Yeah, we could be in trouble here. Where should have got tanks, shouldn't we? I've probably get trouble for this. A tank versus like a 16 year old with a gun. Oh, fucking hell. Oh man, it's fucking, it's this great movie. Yeah, I've heard nothing but good things. Like, people just saying, it's very intense

and it's like kind of fucked up, but it's really, like, worth it. There's a bit of start, though, where it's all the boys signing up for war and they all get, like, these spiffy new suits and hats. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, war seems pretty cool, be honest. There's a guy with glasses, okay? He gets these cool glasses.

They're, like, kind of rubber bands around. Oh, so they don't. fall off and he's getting crushed by a tag I can see everything yeah it's funny as well

we don't see him die so at one stage one of the soldiers finds like a bloody pair of glass just in the mud I was like

he probably didn't like getting he probably was like I actually don't need these yeah it had the word

queer carved into the rims oh Jesus Christ oh man I was actually the more talk about the more

like it's great so they have these spiffy new suits you're like oh yes we're doing it for the Kaiser and all the girls like goodbye

Oh, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss. Oh, my bountiful bosombs will be waiting for you When you come back He's like, can I have it now? No. No bountful bosoms for you right now, loa, right? You don't get to smash. Yeah, yeah.

So they were as young as 16, were they? I was exaggerating a bit, like 17, 17 definitely. A lot of them, it's like, I think, a lot of them lied about their age as well. So it was a lot of 16-year-olds on the front because they weren't checking, they weren't like, and actually you're too young. so you can't do this like fucking come on

yeah if you're willing to die for this shit come on because also this stage it's like three years into World War I think or a few years anyway how long did World War I last I think like three years maybe four yeah but anyway I just know at this stage the Americans joining in they're like

there's quite a lot of Americans actually oh oh Americans are good at war aren't they oh shit I remember my fucking Rothschilds I remember my history teacher was telling me one time like a lot of Americans start freaking out when

the American, no sorry, the Germans, okay, in World War I, start freaking out when the American soldiers show up were just tons of chocolate. Really? And it was like just throwing away, I didn't care. They had so much, fuck, they were so bountiful over in America, there's so many supplies. They just take a bunch of chocolate and it's like drop out on the ground,

be like, yeah, who cares, we'll just get more, I can get more Kit Katz later on. Wow, and you're like, wow, war sounds awesome. Yeah. I don't need to be invited to my classmates' birthday parties. If I go to war, I get all that. Crunchy bars I want Sir, I want to go to Iraq

As soon as we figure out the paperwork Brian, we're going to send you, trust me I'm doing Prince Harry You're here for the Kit Katz too, mate I can't wait I've only got Kit Kat chunkies You know, delicious Brilliant, you like my Nazi suit

It's a bit of a laugh in it, I Yeah I'll get to shoot ragheads From an helicopter Brilliant My mum shagging one at age ledge good times

and that could bring us back to the crime well actually man it's a bit in the crown okay where like Diana meets another new guy alright yeah yeah she meets another new guy and she calls up little William okay okay little Prince William yeah who's like just started school all right but his hair line is already received

yeah he's already fuck ugly all right but like she calls up Prince William like he's like fucking maybe like 11 or something with that guess what mum is got a new special friend and he's like

do you have to tell me every time you got a new special friend because you have a lot of special friends mummy I don't like it now

a lot of them don't look like dad do they yeah oh your mama getting some

good Zick and you can't handle it because you're about to patriarchy right now that's what's going on mommy

your new special friend is making you talk funny again I don't like it it's cultural appropriation shut your ass up

little pussy motherfucker mama getting so good dick you're gonna affect what Harry likes oh man so yeah so they all join war and first of all

you have to kind of basic you know like they all stripped down naked get the you know examinations and all that yeah they get

somebody throws powder on them for some reason yeah they shouldn't something of their ass like it's for the Kaiser

put down their arst there we're gonna make sure it's clean up here. We got to see how many pennies we can put up your anus for research. So then like they go to war

and like straight away like they're like during little like you know trucks all right going to the war and it's like oh he's sleepy isn't it?

Oh no there's a little sleepy people around here covered in red jam come on lazy bones we gotta fight for the Kaiser and then like to get to this

like random French town okay and it's like a German doctor would like get out now. I don't know. I was just picturing get-ard. Like, somebody takes his picture her.

Get-Hat! No, he's like, get out of Hawaii. He's like, I've got like 40 wounded people here. We got to throw on the truck and bring it back again. And they're wounded people like, they're basically his head. you know like they're just a rat a spine okay he's like he's not gonna make it like these people like

they're fucking full on Kronenberg monsters you know like there's a pus come out of their face like yeah like that doctor what should I do? I don't know put him a bandage on him or something give him some whiskey so like so I don't have to walk

the rest of the way there's a few times where like the um you know there's like bombing going off over in distance okay yeah or like there's one time to try they gas them okay and I'll just put their masks on okay and then mustard gas mustard gas yeah

oh man it's a bit in it which I was like holy fuck where like they're in some base something like that and they get attacked alright

and they put their masks on they wait a while they take it off and like okay it's grand they go in the next room there's like 40 people all just dead yeah

oh they took their mask off too early holy shit they never it was all the young guys never been trained properly in the mask okay so I just took off

like you know and like mustard gas what did that like that was particular fucking gruesome Yeah, that was like almost designed to give you like Like that

It wasn't like, oh I'm feeling ever so faint Yeah, yeah It's like, oh fucking shit You like shit your guts out and puke up your kidneys Yeah, exactly Do you know during Not World War I now, but during the American Civil War More people died from diarrhea than bullets

Is that right? Yeah So like be dysentery? Dysentry, yeah, yeah, yeah Mad dysentery, bro. Yo, no cap fan. Yeah, yeah. Look, dysentery. is mid. I'm saying it

right now. Dicentry is made. I don't care what. Young people are like, dysentery's cool. Don't agree with them. No. I don't care. You can listen to your young blood CDs all you want. Dicentry is mid, no cap. Oh man,

it's a bit in there. Okay, we're like, there's a guy, okay, I think he gets a letter that his son is dead or something like that. Yeah, yeah. Fell off a bike too hard. Like, you know, he died in a bike accident earlier. Yeah, he sat on the bike too quick and not just the seat

but the entire bike went up his ass he swallowed a bike by accident he fell and swallowed the old bike alright but he gets

and he when he was having a wank he was able to change gears but there's a bit in the okay we're like he gets injured he's in the hospital it's not even that bad

it's like his legs just a little bit fucked up yeah well probably might have to get amputated not too sure it isn't looked that bad but probably like they won't even have the time

to fix his amputated wherever like that he's kind of like yeah I'm fine yeah can I just get a fork there for a minute and I take the fork and I look around

he just stabs the fork to his neck and it's like yeah just like just like just like a fork stuck in his neck like oh no

you silly bugger what you're doing and he just died he's like I thought this me cured what age what age was the child

boy oh his son yeah oh maybe like four or something like that yeah oh I don't know if he died in a bike

his son died I forget I think he was like died of like some kind of accident no here the thing that got

America into World World War I. Was that the Lusitania? Lusitania was one of them. Now, Lusitania in the Marvel comics was sunk by the Inhumans. Right, but yeah, didn't it come out? Don't move away from that, alright, hey, take it.

The Inhumans, okay, live on the moon. Israel, what? No, yeah, the moon. So in the comic book called the Inhumans in the Marvel universe, they sunk Lusitania. Wasn't there? Did they make the inhumans show? They did, yeah. Is that still going? No, no. That's done.

No, yeah, yeah, yeah. But wait, didn't it about that the whole the sinking of the Lusitania was like a false flag or am I just I think you're getting mixed up with the one that started the Vietnam War

Yeah, Gulf of Tonkin you're right I think there is speculation about the Lusitania I think if you just say it out loud Yeah Just keep saying it People will eventually believe

I don't care what people believe I know the truth I think if you just invent a certain race that caused that That'll be pretty good for you now

Yeah Yeah yeah The Puerto Ricans That's the source Of all my problems okay so oh and there's another bit near the end okay we're like there's this farm

so near the end they're kind of just stuck in this base okay and they've kind of agreed like say useless war yeah and they show a lot of the the heads of the different countries trying to meet up for a truce okay and it kind of showed the fact that really screwed over the Germans a lot

which then led to tension which caused World War II World War II yeah because after World War I Germany was completely decimated like yeah and they'd pay a lot of stuff like... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Was that the Treaty of Versailles? I'm not too sure which one.

It was an armistice anyway. Okay. If I got that right, I'm a genius, and if I'm not, I'm a prick. So, yeah, anyway. I think it was the Treaty of Versailles. They had to pay back a bunch of shit. Yeah, actually, you think you're right,

yeah, that's pay back a lot of stuff, which kind of, like, kind of crippled Germany financially. Yeah. And that led to Hitler's right now. And then they went for a few pints in the beer hall, and Hitler was like, hey, they say shit. Yeah, there's one silly man down there.

He was basically on like, like Al Murray, the pub landlord. Hitler was basically like that. As we're supposed to finish, the French. Yeah. Let's do another cold sledge. You know, for you, like, when that first, when he first came out, I didn't realize

he was satirical, I was like, I still don't think he's, this guy's a goof. I think a lot of people don't realize he's satirical. Yeah, yeah. I also don't think he's very good. No. No, it's pretty basic stuff. Yeah, I mean.

But apparently he's very nice guy. Yeah, I've seen him being interviewed, like, he's a real fucking nerd and really, he's like, um, yes, I play a, a pub landlord I've never actually been inside a pub but I've read

extensively on the subject I think they done boozer with the lads I'm gonna win money on fruity machine and get goshed off

in your knocking gaff I believe that's the correct vernacular one time I drank a pint and I was I had to stab myself with a fork afterwards just to get the evil

out so anyway like I mean, these two soldiers through the end, they're best friends because it got through war together. Okay.

The bit I can't get over in these war movies, all of them, by the way, it's like, let's say you're walking. You're just walking most of these movies, okay? Yeah.

To like somewhere. Yeah. And you get attacked, all right. And it's like guns going to where you see your friends get shot to bits, all right? And it's like fucking terrifying.

You got a gun, you're shooting like, oh fuck! Yeah. And it's done? You're like, okay, keep walking. Yeah.

And you're like, I want to go home. This is not good. Yeah. This is actually quite depressing right here, the war. But I'm pretty sure, like, back in those days, you could probably be executed for running away, could you? Yeah, you could.

No, people could execute. That's what Pats of Glory, is that the movie? The Kubrick movie? Okay. That's what's about, yeah. Oh, right, right, right. Yeah, but people get executed for that right there, yeah. No, you know, here's another thing that they never really go into in war movies.

You ain't getting any of them were banging each other in the trenches, you know? Oh, man. That's something that historians are afraid to talk about. But they definitely were. It takes someone like you You know those old war veterans Where the poppies are, right? Yeah, yeah, I was like Yeah, you bloody shirtlifter

You were getting gnaught off, weren't you? Show me your cock. Show me, I'll see a little twink juice on it, don't you? I bet you still got Billy's teeth marred In your knob cheese, you're fucking fruit. Come on, get up. Get up on that wheelchair.

What is your legs, two badjacks From all the ass, fucking? Yeah, you chis and too many twinks now you can't walk a likely story you don't know you start pulling his mask it's Billy Eichner

all your spinal fluid came out of your jizz hole yeah but no yeah isn't that a thing yeah yeah I think they wore jizzing and squirting and fucking a lot

like I think it's probably a lot of like give me your hand old sort just to help us an old man right here you know I just I feel ever so

disconnected from my homeland that if I could just touch the face of God once more. Lie back in Ticket England. I'm attempting re-entry. Oh yeah, sure.

Quit a country, old boy. Yes, but yeah, so you've heard it here first. Every veteran from every war we're all banging each other. It gets worse and worse, by the way. every war the technology gets more advanced

the gay sex gets more advanced as well yeah it's all just like drones doing it now so the lads in the ground got nothing but free time they're all just sucking and fucking yeah well the drones okay they're like blow up a wedding because the straight wedding all right and it was like grinder on the drone as well

so you can like find someone on a grinder and there's like a dildo attached and starts fucking them the drone fucking right there and they're into that shit right there there was the documentary sticking a poppy up some of that's ass. That's why the poppy, the blood from the poppy, you know, the red.

Yeah. That signifies a... A bleeding asshole. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Why is it black in the middle? Oh, no, don't ask about that, no. That's not a your business. There is that documentary called The Invisible War all about, like, apparently there's

just rampant sexual assault in the military. Oh, yeah, that's a fact right there. Yeah, like... That's more women. Yes. That's not fun stuff. Bad sexual assault. Oh, right, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's not the fun type. We can't have fun with that. So let's go back to the lads. No, no, no, but I have heard that's like mega, mega popular right there. Like a huge, well, popular is maybe not the right time. It's mega successful. Yeah, it's huge. Award winning.

Everyone's doing it. If you're not doing it, hey, kids, it's the hip new thing to do. Well, I was saying women there, I think a lot younger lads do get buggered as well, you know? Yeah, yeah. But I think bugger, even like the term buggering, was a very accepted term back in the day was like

oh the young lad got buggered there I don't be getting buggered to me yeah it was like that where now it's kind of like

you know I was sexually assaulted I was violently assaulted and penetrated and violated it's like oh don't you mean

it's just a little bit of buggery old boy yeah it's how the cold winter nights and eating public school they would do that in the cold

would cause a lot of that right there because I say you're in the cold but your mates are right yeah yeah your dick is just so cold it is how can I warm my

dick up right now some friction but you know what my hands are cold too so that won't work I lost my gloves my gloves fell in the river I gotta hold something

real tight oh fuck it out yeah we'll wrap up a few minutes there I might go a little bit longer because yeah we gotta cut some stuff out you're gonna take you're gonna this one's going on to the knife

I'm thinking a scalpel this right here The pure Kardashian episode, man. You're going to slice and dice. You're all getting skinny right now, by the way. You know the big asses and big tits? Oh, yeah. Not popular anymore. Really? They're all getting tit reductions.

Every woman you know is getting a tip reduction. What the big booties? They're all going. I mean, I don't really... A really over-adgurdists announced it there. Oh, of course he would. That swine. How did Mihal Martin allow this?

No, to be honest, I was never a big fan of the giant ass. Like, oh, I was, yeah. Really? Even, like, the Nicky Minaj size. Yeah, I like the idea of, like, putting my dick in, and she won't even feel it because it's so big, all right? Yeah. My dick won't even reach the anus, you know?

Yeah, right. Something about that really turns me on. Yeah, I like that, yeah. Especially if they're in the middle of a battlefield, I'm trying to fuck Nicky Menage. There's a tank coming. Yeah, yeah. God, that'd be awesome, yeah, for the Kaiser.

Yeah. Okay. Oh, sorry. Oh, yeah, so big asses right there. So Skinny's popular again. Okay We're going to see the return of skinny

All the big ass stuff And big tits They're not popular Kardashians all got Tit reductions Well that's disgusting And I hate that And no more

Doesn't this fly in the face Of the whole Body positivity Lizzo thing And none of that matters Really? Yeah All that matters

Is Lizzo gonna be killed now No Lizzo's gonna get skinny Lizzo's gonna go A Dell Really? She is yeah Really

The surgeon He's got a lot Of his plate Right now Oh my Darling clear my schedule. Jesus.

There's a surgeon, like a full an A-team type team of surgeons. It's going to be like McGiverman. Get me a paper clip, a bucket, and a hacksaw. This is going to take a while. Yeah, holy shit. So where have you heard this? Skinny's back and fat is gone.

Fat is gone. Not just fat. Even just like, you know. Big tits and big asses are gone. All gone, yeah, man. All the silicons. I'm sorry. I just find it very hard to believe that big tits are out of fashion they're just awful now man as a very hetero man like me

and you say it makes me sick I just like the iny-bitty ones you know it's almost like a boy but not it's definitely a girl you know that silicon yeah it's getting pumped down throwing the ocean

oh good the little fish choking on silicon it's all the fishy's gonna have big titties yeah exactly and then dolphins are gonna be that's like a little mermaid's black now she's tick

little mermaid is tick now Oh, well, Sebastian's coming out. Oh, girl, you got the big booty and the big titties. Let me have a go on you. I'll give your crabs, girl, you know, I will. Under the sea, under the sea. I'm grabbing your titties. We live in a city under the sea.

Oh, I forgot to mention the end of Al Quay and Western Front. Do you want to know the ending? I sure don't, but yeah. No, I do, of course. So these two soldiers become friends because the whole war thing, all right? Right, yeah. And they always robbed his father. There's a farm nearby the base

Now is Rob the farm It's kind of fun, okay? I ain't Rob, it means to take a few eggs from the chickens, all right? Oh, right, okay, not just like... They're not like busting in, like, funny games, you know? Tying up the family is like, yeah, yeah. Breaking the fourth wall.

Yeah, disgusting. No, it's rob a few eggs, you know, making an omelet, whatever, okay. But it's literally okay. They've announced war is going to end in like, like four hours, let's say, right? Yeah. They're going to announce the war's ending.

So, like, hey, They're just, like, chilling out, walking, it's really calm, all right? Like, hey, dude, war's ending. Let's go take eggs for one last time, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They go take the eggs, okay? The farmer sees them, and the farmer's like, get out here, you go dang that bit, you know,

you're cotton picking, you know, whatever. The German farmer's like, well, gosh, darn it, you ragamuffins get back here. So they escape, he, like, shoots a bit, but it's very kind of like dudes that has, like, boo, boom, like random. It's kind of, like, fun. Yeah, okay, right, okay.

They get out, like, oh, that was good. But then bang, the farmer's kid, shoots one of the guys. Really? Yeah, yeah. And he dies. Holy shit. And it's kind of like, you know, just before the end, you know.

It's almost like one day to retirement. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And if you feel like the kind of stupidness right there, like, what a way to go, you know. There's no great heroics. Didn't die saving an orphan. He got shot by a child while stealing some eggs. Yeah, exactly right there, yeah. And that's kind of the whole, it was all quiet on the Western Front.

It was all quiet. Uh-huh. But this guy got shot, though. Ha! On a very peaceful day. irony. Yeah. Yes,

have some irony eggs, bro. As a farmer, you fucking deserved it. Yeah. I got chickens. You take my eggs, you're getting shot.

That's right, man. Yes. Well, yeah, that's what happens. You fuck around and find out

farmers are not to be messed with. If I know those old veterans in the wheelchairs, if I know those wheel up on my farm, like,

let me have some eggs, please. You're getting shot right in the poppy, cunt. I'm going to give you some scrambled eggs after I bash

your brains in. Yeah, knobhead. Greatest, gayest generation yeah this episode is going to take a while you know what I think I let myself down this episode I think I got a little bit too hyper

I'll be honest now because sometimes you start saying stuff that's very flagrant and in my head I'm like okay I have to cut that there oh and as I'm thinking that you're talking I'm not listening so I think that's my problem right there really what did I say that was flagrant that you need to cut certain things you say I'm like no I think you know for a free one I might just cut that okay okay yeah

exactly you're probably right yeah but that's my fault and when people are watching not watching it fucking Brian what you're talking to that was that was my fault too yeah it was yeah you got that wrong because you said something 20 minutes ago I always still think about that stuff

you're fucking idiot so people are reading this okay this episode right here so people are reading this in the cinema house they'll sound seamless okay okay

so there any else you want to talk about before we head off there Now I think that Everyone were the Patreon Guys, the Patreon was very fun this week Yes, yeah I like the Patreon one a lot That one went very smooth

That was effortly I'll tell you why Because we were upstairs Upstairs is a small room Yeah And that keeps you small all right Oh Here's a big room

Yeah You got your ideas Can go wild There's a bookshelf And a television And a cat And a picture of Michael Jackson Yeah

Everything has to stimulate Too much right there Like you give a child sweets You know You know I did Have a I remember I have a memory

about there's one kid in school got naked Did I tell you about that? No. Oh yeah. What? Yeah, sorry. All quiet on the Western Front in Carlo, was it? The Farah shot him.

Shoved eggs up his eyes. I remember like one time in primary school, like some kid got naked and we all had to like leave the room. What the fuck? Yeah, and he's never talked about it again. That's weird. Yeah. And what was... I had his image of him like, you know, he's naked and we're also walking outside.

What age where he is? It's like senior infants, man. fuck it else he was like six it's almost like he was trained to get naked you know he hears the whistle and was he like was he being happy was he being sad was it a goof was it a breakdown

I think it was a I don't know why remember us all walking out together and we're like just look away look away the teacher is like everybody get out I'll handle this and then you say da da da da da da da da da da da da Pulpiction music

my time to shine there's a gimp in the corner And I'm like, I don't get the reference. I haven't seen The Walks of Tarantino. He's doing a mini-series. I've heard that. Yeah, that's really good. I might buy his book, actually.

The Once Upon a Time book? Yeah. Because I've heard, no, no, not the Once Upon Time book. His newest book. What's his newest book? His newest book is called something like cinema speculation. Okay. So it's about cinema.

But I've heard it's kind of like half autobiography as well. Oh, right. Okay. It's about movies that came out when he's a child. Yeah. But it's kind of like stories about the movies. So, like, I went to see this movie when I was seven. Yeah, and then my mom...

You know, his mother was banging Will Chamberlain? Yeah. What's his story, by the way? Because I heard as well, he was on, like, the set of, like, uh, fucking... What's that Maguire movie? Oh, Gremlins? Yeah. Really?

I heard he was on the set of, like, Gremlins, too. I heard he was, like, can I think he, like, wrote a letter to, like, Joe Dante. It was, like, can I come see the film of this? Yeah, I'd say... his mom was just fucking the right people. I think his mother was a big whore and gay. Yes. And the veteran. I think, yeah. I'll tell you, if you fuck

Will Chamberlain, you're a veteran. You know how big he was? No, how big. Probably big. He played basketball. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He scored 100 points in one game. Never been done before or since. Oh, really? He holds the record. Right there, yeah.

That's cool. And also, like, he was well known for, like, I think he said, like, he fucked like well over thousands of the towers of women he had like mirrors all over his all over the park he was like basically quagmire

is he he was quagmire black quagmire black quagmire is he still alive yeah he is yeah damn yeah those old school

like fucking basketball guys they're they fucked a lot hey you know what's interesting as if to say the new ones are all in cells who can't get pussy they're all like

when they get pussy please let me smash I play for the Miami Heat Imagine it's like this big Like LeBron's like come on I'm rich and I was in Space Jam too And some girls like I don't care Whatever

I want to fuck the nerd who created FTX No Don't put your money in it It's a scam I'm not going to listen to you LeBron Loser I've got to get my financial Information from Shack

I actually want to read the Once Upon Time in Hollywood novelization because apparently that's very much off script what do you mean

there's a lot of stuff in that's not in the script okay yeah there's all sorts of stuff about like is it Cliff the Brad Pitt one yeah Cliff Booth

there's all sorts of stuff about his history like you know like he was in the war yeah yeah getting buggered in the trenches

I hope so yeah imagine him getting bugged my God my God yes and do they go into like more of the Manson stuff as well. I think they go into a lot of stuff

because I think, I remember Tarantino saying he read that book about Manson by Tom O'Neill, Chaos. Yeah. But yeah, so his new miniseries that's interesting now. His backstory is like I was just a nerd in a video shop and then I became the most famous director ever. It's like

there's a little bit of in between that you're skipping over. I remember I listened to a little bit of his podcast. I have to say now his podcast, it is pretty insufferable but it's kind of, you know what, it is almost like he's like a cartoon character he's entertaining but not for the reason like he knows why he's entertaining

he thinks he's a genius but everyone's like let's listen to this cokehead narcissist talk shit like it is quite funny to hear him talk about Moonraker for an hour and he's like dude you don't understand okay this director right here what he was doing okay there was like Star Wars and the Moonraker and an alien there's a direct connection

right there from like sci-fi sci-fi sci-fi-s sci-fi this is not a James Bond movie okay these sets okay they're singing these sets are singing they bring the thing that lie. It's like, I can't believe this guy here is getting so much joy

out of this. It's almost like I'm getting a little bit residual secondhand smoke off this guy. It's like a moon raker fucksake. It's like a Venn diagram

of like autism and narcissism and cocaine, money success. And talent. And talent, of course. We all know people who are like Tarantino

but live in a skip all right, you know? That's right. Yeah, but he's not banging a sexy Israeli girl. No. Yeah. Yeah, Tarantino now, a bit of a dark horse.

I could see some shit coming out about him. I literally see, okay, like Harvey Weinstein's like, come on, let's go rape. I'm like, I got to watch Moonraker. You know what, Moonraker. All right? Harvey, you don't understand. Moonraker.

Harvey, the set is singing, all right? Let's do it, Harvey, come on. Look, you don't need to rape that child. Let's just watch the movie. It's great. There's a bit in that Moonraker movie is like, there's a bit, okay, Roger Moore is falling, and it's not Roger Moore.

we can tell us not Roger Moore it's a stunt double I don't care nobody cares okay because we are experiencing something in cinema right now he is like he is like jizzing

every single time about Roger Moore okay you know what I'd be like tits can you imagine that like oh my god tits

boobs breasts if he found out about porn he goes his cock would just explode yeah um well I might buy those books on Kindle there It's like, I don't know, sometimes I'm like,

I'm too cool for Tarantino. I'm like, ah, no, yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, that's the thing. Everyone, everyone's very quick to poo-poo Tarantino because he is such a fucking narcissist, talking shite, and as you said, can't be quite insufferable. But then you sit down and you watch his movies,

like, this motherfucker can make a good film. Like, you can't say he can't, you know. A nerdy about Tarantino is, it's like generational as well. There's not, like, some music, okay? People listen to it, and it's like, I can't go to, like, a teenager now, okay, but like, you don't understand

the Grateful Dead, you fucking idiot. Like, it's like, some things I don't, like, it's like, they like post Malone. Yes. Wherever, okay, like, or I'm like, you don't understand the rapping duke. Fuck you, con, okay?

But, like, Tarantino every single year, there's like, film students discover Tarantino. Yeah, yeah. And it's still, like, holds up. It's still, the energy is still there, okay? And, you know, every time he released a movie,

it's an event. Everyone's like, the new Tarantino's out. We gotta go see it. Which, well, I'm interested to, like, a show. Because I think he said Like he wants to make 10 movies That's it

Yeah But I think I could see him Going into like Show running and stuff But that's at all cinema's going Into that right now It would be I just would like to see

What he would do With like 10 episodes Or whatever Just a really fleshed out I mean It could be a total delusional Self-indulgent mess

But I would actually He's one of those guys Like David Lynch That if they're like Hey David Lynch Made A fucking like 15 part TV show

Yeah It's a complete disaster. It's fucking shit. I'd be like, I want to watch that because it'd be interesting. Just call her up. Sorry, babe, I'm canceling date night. Yeah, it's almost like if it was like,

hey, fucking LeBron James was playing basketball and he shit himself and started crying during the game. It's like, I want to watch that. That's very interesting to watch. Yeah. Even the car crashes. Again, it's an event, you know? Yeah.

You want to see it. Now, you want to hear something interesting. No. They're doing it justified. That's funny, isn't it? when you say do you want to and I go

no it's good I don't pay attention no you don't I don't even if you say no or yes

I want to keep going yeah yeah yeah I learn that from the best justified the TV show you're conscious

are you yeah yeah who no one's get that yeah so

justify is a TV show starring timidie oliphant which is actually a good show it's like he's a cowboy

it's a kind of modern day kind of cowboys based on Elmore Leonard Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Series of novels. So is he like a sheriff? He's a sheriff in modern day, all right?

So it's him and the guy, the old man, who's not an old man from righteous gemstones. Walton Guggins? Yeah, Walton Guggins plays like a main nemesis, like the anti-hero in a way. Right, okay. It's like him, he's like a very old-fashioned

Clint Eastwood style like cowboy, and everyone else is very morally grey. Okay. The kind of fun is he's like the kind of one cool guy being like, ma'am, I don't care what you do. That's against the law. I'm going to have to take you in. Right, okay. It's very kind of old school, but it's very fun, and each season is based on the Elmore Leonard novel. Oh, right.

So I watch a bit of it during lockdown. I need to watch more. It's just very simple, very fun. Now, is it kind of like a CSI-level rating, or can it go... It's FX. Is there tits, violence, and drugs? Do they say the N-word? It's... That's your answer.

I'm not two thumbs down I'm like James you're watching Simpsons Do they say the Edward Does Homer say Doe or does he say Those people

There's Bart say Each So Anyway so it's a good show It's FX So they don't show nudity I think that's a choice Because of advertising

Right But they do show like drugs And like they might say Like shit I think it's one of those shows They can say shit Like five times a season You know, maybe one fuck

Yeah, it's all like, you know Yeah, I got so wasted last night I tiddy fucked a midget on a Zambo when he was some Puerto Rican looked at me It was awesome But anyway, so they're bringing it back now, okay, for a miniseries Okay

And it's going to be based on another novel, the Elmore Leonard wrote And is Tarantino involved? Tarantino was in talks to the director And it fell true For budget reason, I think, right there, yeah But I mean, he's like circling the drain right there to do TV.

And then what else was the talk about him doing a Star Trek movie or something? Yeah, so apparently I wish, I really would love to see this, okay? So there's a Star Trek episode where to go to Gangster Planet. Right. As in like, hey, see, put him up there? It's a very stupid concept. So there's a planet, okay, that gets radio waves from Earth.

Okay. And they watch a gangster show. Right. And they build a religion based on the gangster show. So I walk from, like, hey, listen here, see? Where's my tummy gun? So it's like gangster planet Right, pretty stupid concept

Very dumb But like Tarantinoe wanted to remake that Okay And because Tarantin Hill's too weird Oh he's like Can I remake an old Star Trek episode From the 60s And Paramount are kind of like

Yeah I mean I mean if you think you can I mean Go for it yeah Yeah But I think he wanted tits And like titty fucking a Puerto Rican

Yes Spock I've titty fuck to Puerto Rican I've titty fuck to Puerto Rican To death I didn't know that they could not withstand the titty fucking friction for hours

on end yes very true I'm a look oh hello you titi fuck the Puerto Rican ooh Kirk

you naughty boy he's gonna be at Howard Stern ah I'm a bit drunk are you drunk I'm a bit tipsy and we're doing

an hour and 30 right there so holy shit yeah it went too fast there yeah yeah yeah I had a great time there

yes we had a great time you're right the crash is coming now after the mania nah fuck that I'm only getting better baby he's air guitaring

he's gonna him go yeah that's right oh he's making a pizza he's spinning the pizza on his finger but yeah we got a dough is on the ground he's not cleaning it up he's shitting himself he's not cleaning that up either

my roommates are gonna be home soon I regret having him in my house I had a moment actually yesterday where like have you ever done this I was putting clothes in the washing machine, okay? Okay. I wasn't really paying attention.

I wasn't really paying attention. Yeah. So I wasn't really paying attention, okay? For more research. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I pressed the washing machine even though there was no clothes in it. Oh.

And I started turning. Yeah. I got real panicky. Even though it probably shouldn't panic, should you? About what? The fact of the washing machine, there's no clothes in the washing machine. I don't get it mattered.

I was like, oh shit! Oh, no! Oh, no! The house is going to burn down! I had to go upstairs for a while. I was like, I can't watch it. Oh fuck

They're gonna come home soon Oh no It's like it's burning in the house It's clean slate You know I can't come back here I am ruined I'll never financially recover from this

And wait So what did how it happened Yeah Eventually it went to a cycle Did they come home Eventually yeah But It's like

So you got away with it I did yeah Oh yes And it's like I can get away with anything I'm a criminal man Mastermind. I'm gonna steal the crown jewels.

And put them in the washing machine. Oh no, I forgot to put them in! Oh fuck, I'm an idiot!