Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 180 : Gawk Gawk 3000

Episode Date: December 24, 2022

The lads get in the back of the battle bus and meet Messi.

And we're a We're back for a free one guys We had some crazy adventures Wild stuff Yeah You had the battle bus Outside What is a battle bus

You didn't even see it man I didn't see it I missed it The battle bus is a bus That goes around It has battle bus Written on the side And kids can get in the back

And have fun How big is the battle bus It's like It's a van Kind of like a mini bus It's basically a van You know like a white van So there's a van

Driving around my estate Yeah With the words Battle Bus Crudely written on Battle's spelled wrong as well Okay So it's like

I think there's like games in the back And the kids get inside And they play the games You can hire out the battle bus To come to your house Man so it's just like Pimp my ride for Pidos You want to get some kids

And your Tim West It's like Hey man you want to get some little kiddies In the back of the battle bus Get their little booty holes It's doubt This is what you need blood Pimp my ride UK

Did you ever watch Pimp My Ride UK? I did not unfortunately not. Oh man, you're such a fucking... I literally couldn't pass the test. They were like, are you straight enough for this? I was like, I'd be honest, I'm not. I'm not.

No, I'm not. It's very impractical. Why is there a fish tank in the car? Why don't you put... Your civilian families, put that in the car. You know, they could really... The migrant crisis is only getting worse. Yeah. There's a guy I know who all talks about...

You know the... What's it called? The Angry Birds movie. I mean, I know. of it. Yeah. You know of it, of it, of course. Word for word,

yeah. I'm a man of culture, of course. But I think, by the way, I think man of culture is code for something. Man of culture?

Yeah. Means you're a bit light on the low force? No, I think it's something to do what you're into children. Oh. I'm not joking, by the way. Really? I think it's true, yeah.

Man of culture. In that community, if you say you're a man of culture, yeah. That means that you like, I think, like, children. There is like different. That means you drive a battle bus.

Yeah. Chicken Hawk. That's a term. Chicken Hawk, another one, yeah. I like learning these terms. There's little terms like that. You know, another one, indie. Indy?

Because you know what indie means independent? Yeah. Now it means small. It's changed. Oh. And there's a, I forget why, but yeah, so if someone said you have an indie penis, it doesn't mean you have an independent penis. It means you have a small penis.

And if you, yeah, I'm shooting an indie movie. That means child porn. You're making child porn. Yes, I'm shooting an indie movie with Casey. Yeah, Fleck. He's back. And also the Riz. Have you even following the Riz?

The Riz. Yeah. Have you got Riz? No. Maybe I do. Riz is like basically style. Okay. So you're riszing on a girl.

You're styling on her. Okay. You're kind of flirting with her. That means, I see all my ebonics come from the 90s. So it's like, when you're macin on a fly honey and you want to get them skis, you go, hey girl, what's up now you holly girl when you're going to give me them digits yeah i'm gonna call you later don't make sure your moms don't answer the phone yeah that was fun i tried call her landline she's 14 her parents i've never even had a landline and i'm like come on girl it's kid man baby

speaking of 14 actually in the new avatar movie yeah they bring back sigourney weaver as a 14 year old They've made Sigourney Weaver 14 years old So they have to get Sigourney Weir It's everything I wanted That I didn't realize

Until right now Wow, Ripley Teenage Ripley Yeah so you have to get Ridley there Ridley What's her name? Is it not Ripley? What did I say?

You said Ridley as in Ridley Scott Who directed one of What's her name? Sigourney Weaver Sigourney Wee Yeah that's it I said Ridley I don't know what about them now

from, that's her character name. That's what I got confused. Thanks for covering because I just had a moment of retardation but you were like, oh, you made a simple mistake. Anyone could do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And now let me berate you for it, you fucking spah. I've actually been bullying people recently.

It's very good. You have. Oh, Jesus Christ. What, coma patients. How are you getting away with bullying people? It's pretty fun. You fucking shrimp. You prawn. You're bullied.

It's different people in my life. Do they know? Yeah, yeah. So I was like, yo, it's Mr. Incompetent, you know, stuff like that. Okay. And it's good because I bullied the weak. Yeah. And the small.

Yeah. So there's no pushback. So it feels good. But I guarantee if one of them was like a dub, I was like, what the fuck do you say? I'm saying. I'm misspoke. Yeah. I have a cadet.

I'm going to therapy. I swear. Oh, what we're going to? We're talking about Ripley. Sigourney Weaver is 14. So take sure that. They have her on set covered in dots. and she's like,

oh, I'm just a little girl. Yeah, yeah. And I've never even been kissed. I've never kissed a Navi boy before. Not yet, anyway. And they go out to make out point, you know, on the spaceship. So that is the future cinema right there. James Cameron is so powerful he's making women into little children.

Nice. All right. And like that's just the start of it. That's where the entire budget just went to that. It's like, make her tick smaller, but not too much. small. So in the future you know John Wayne they can bring him back

as a little girl like it's going to be John Wayne and Scarlett Johansson don't bring that Colin Jost around here Pilgrim and that other feller oh I better not see him

or the next weekend update will be over his casket we watched me of Estenel downstairs we did we watch one good sketch one bad sketch you made me put it on there was one sketch when I say good

I'm not saying like it's the greatest thing ever tolerable yeah it was it was pretty funny the Christmas sketch yeah it was pretty good and then we watch one

called Marzipan that was not good that was weird but you know what it illuminated to me I mean obviously S Nails dog shit this new kid

on the block Austin Butler he's a goofy fucking fucker he's pretty goofy isn't he when he was all done up his office

he's borderline he's borderline you know he's like could be hot sometimes this guy's like you could be hot or you could have

some kind of syndrome. Yeah, man. Not the good syndrome. He's got like a big long head. His head is very long. It's tall and pointy.

He's like Rocky Dennis, man. Yeah, it's like Rocky Dennis, but with Johnny Depp as well. It's like a mix of the two like. Bit of Franco, but yeah, I don't know. He's kind of goofy looking. See, when he was done up as Elvis,

very sexy, obviously. You know what? If I had stocks in Austin Butler, I'd ride it just for another couple of months, nice sell. I think he's not going to make it. Okay.

I think he seems to be good. I haven't seen that much for him. He seems to be good. He was a no name, right? He just sort of was plucked out of obscurity. Plucked out of obscurity by Baz Luhrmann. That gay Australian picked him.

It was like, you'll be mine now. Tom Hanks. Yeah. Well. Hey, what did I say? Was he not in the film? You know? Your Honor, what do I say?

Little bread crumbs. And then I eat the breadcrumbs. They're so delicious. But then no one. can follow what I'm saying because I eat all the breadcrumbs. I'm sorry. I get hypoglycemic.

I get very dizzy. So yeah, I'm bullying people. That's what I'm trying to say. Oh, and also, I've got more tales from the bus. Tales from the battle bus. No, this is the regular bus. No tales from the battle bus

because those kids keep their mouth shut. I kind of wanted to go over there and see what was in the battle bus. But there's a bunch of kids in there. I won't be hanging around the bus. You know, it looks a bit weird. Sure. trying to strike up a conversation.

Was there any adults getting... Do you kids know about the Riz? Any who's risen? Who's risen on the honies? No, was there. There's no adults at all. No adults. It was just, now, what age were the kids, roughly?

I don't know, because I just heard them. Okay. Again, so the bus was facing, um, away from me. So I just heard the kids inside. As you were running after it. Yeah, yeah. Get back here! I'm wrissing!

I'm rizzing the battle box. So I just heard them in. side, but they're all like, oh, don't do that, no. No, what I meant is like, you know, don't do that at the wrong level. Oh, right, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a different gun. Oh, no. They're playing Golden Eye on N64. I rewatch Golden Eye there the other day.

It's good, isn't it? Great. It's fucking great. So good. Even the soundtrack and everything. Yeah, it's just perfect. It's, it might be the best Bond film. Honestly, if they're like Brian. all that new Daniel Craig shit Casino Royale was good same director though

oh was it yeah who did Golden I did Martin Campbell it's just a good you know what I did after that yeah the Green Lantern movie oh and that was so bad he just gave up and killed himself after that yeah do you ever watch the Green Lantern movie? No I did just a picture

and it was like sort of setting up the stool and the rope is it going dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun man now the other way to start GoldenE where he jumps out of plane he does that for real but there's no playing or bungee

it's just splat yeah for King and Country for England James oh it's so good man I'm gonna actually you know I'm gonna just get up and walk out of the room just go watch Golden Eye man the starter of it like me

and my roommate watched it a while ago and just the starter of it is so fun yeah the kind of like the industrial like cling but you know it's interesting I was watching Golden Eye and then I just got up and went to the kitchen and started watching TV and a documentary about the game Golden Eye was on apparently that video game was like really revolutionary

in the one player shooter shoot-em-up thing like it revolutionized a lot of techniques that are kind of standard now Oh yeah people in that world there's people who like they still play Golden Nine still like it's the best and they've redone it with Craig Oh I think now you can go play Goldenite you can be Timothy Dalton if you want

which we all want to be They had that back in the day They had the four player mode You could be It was Roger Moore Sean Connery Timothy Dalton And uh

Come on Come on James Oh They're not getting George Lazenby in Oh what Dizzy blood Hans thinking to getting George Lazenby fam

Miss me with that You know what I'm gonna be a real contrarian And just start going to parties But I think Laysenby's the best bond God problem with it And if you say something like that You always be sucking on your knob

nonstop Because they're not you, these bitches are right, you're not used to this stuff, all right? It's gaslighting. You risen the whole. They think you risen, but you actually gaslighten when you go in there talking all that lazy and bee shit, man. Oh, fam, you're down.

The best bond is Australian. Oh my God, I'm getting cream. Yeah, you're getting a gawk, gawk 3,000, you know what I'm talking about? You ever hear that? No. Yeah, what is that? Gok gawk. Gok, gawk.

Yeah, that's what the girl will be sucking real. good. Oh wow. Yeah. Yeah, she sucks it like a gay Asian man. Gok, Gok. It's all about the conference. Yeah, Gok Juan. Where's he? Where's he been? I saw him in Dublin a while ago.

Did you? He looked cold. Begging for change. He was just shirtless. Oh, Jesus. Yeah, what was the George Lasonby? He was only in one, right? Yeah, I think in one he's very violent in it. I forget now. That's fucking license to kill. That's Timothy Dalton. Oh, my God.

Yeah, no, that's a really, that's a young Benicio del Toro. It's very violent as well. Like, yeah, it's great. I might really watch it. They're all on Amazon now. So I tell you, instead of going home to my family, I might just watch. I just, what was the George Lays and me? You look it up there.

You know the story about him is? Like, he just lied about everything. What do you mean? Well, he was just like, he was like a Mr. Universe or something like that in Australia. Okay. And he hadn't acted really. And they were like, hey, can you like, you know, do stunts? Yeah, of course.

On Her Majesty's Secret Service. That makes sense, yeah. Yeah, but the only notable thing about that one is he gets married and his wife gets killed in it. Hmm. You know, but, yeah, he was only ever in that one film. Yeah. Hmm. No.

I'm not, I'm not feeling lazy, but he doesn't do it for me. Well, he was, he was not good. Apparently he's a bit of a cunt on set and just, like, unlikable. And he's, um, I don't know, there's something a while ago, right, he said, like, uh, there's too many queers in Australia or something. Yeah, yeah. Jesus, you know, it's bad when the Aussies Well, you know, what's interesting?

Has there ever been just like a, like, fucking British, like there was Scottish guy, an Irish guy and Australian guy, is there only just like an actual Englishman? I think Roger Moore is the only one. He's probably Welshman. No, no, he wouldn't be Welsh now.

He wouldn't let me down like that. But anyway, here, enough of this bond talk. Tales from the bus. Oh, you're right, yeah, fuck. It hit me from tails. I saw George Lazenby on the bus I tell you the bus is getting rougher and rougher these days

I think it's because it's cold A lot of people are getting on the bus now just for the warmth Right And Jesus man Like I have to like stand up these people sometimes Oh really? Me like there was one guy there

So I got up to get out all right There's a guy and he's like standing In the aisle between the seats Yeah And as I'm getting up It's like he's sinking down into it Oh Because he's leaning on the seat

And he's sinking as The lean is becoming more of just a fall Was he sleepy? He's seen a bit sleepy for some reason. Oh, okay. And his, like, ass is hanging out. Like, the crack is there, right? And, like, I get up,

and there's plenty of people behind me getting up. Yeah. And the guy's not moving, and I'm looking around, they're looking at me, and I have to be the representative. You have to kind of be like Bob Odenkirk in the movie Nobody,

and you just start stamping on his head. I'm the hero. I'm saving everyone. I'm in Mr. Show. No, but I'd be like, sorry, can you get up there? And he's, like, not paying attention to me. not paying attention or unconscious Brian what you know very disrespectful I take yeah

so I'm such a narcissist if anyone does anything to me I'm like very disrespect the way that junkie died in front of me very disrespectful he had he knew I wouldn't like it consider it yeah he knows this is my stuff he knows I want to get home and watch jane's bond and he's ruining it I'm going to drink a martini shaking not stir so I got him I I have to do a little push. Yeah. Not like a big push. It's a little kind of like a almost like kind of like a little like, come on.

Yeah. Come on. You know, like a herding a sheep, you know, like that. Right, right, right. And he starts moving like, oh, sorry, man, yeah. He gets off the bus. There's a bike, you know what, when you get off the bus, he's a bike sometimes. Yeah, yeah.

Out loud he goes, ah, a bike, and just starts pulling at it in, all right? Ah, a bike, I have a cunning plan. It just starts pulling out like that, all right? But it's chained, all right? Yeah, yeah. But he's pulling out like for ages, very weakly. and it's snowing like it was

it's cold you know yeah yeah it's a bit snowy around the place all right and I actually went to get a battered sausage right

it was late it was a late night event and I had no food in the house all right when you get a barred sausage you know the way you order it

it takes a while you'll just get it straight away order it god he's still at the bike oh wow he hasn't given up just shaking the bike in the cold

nice he's probably still there if you go to your house he's probably I can feel it Staten to Boge? You know I'm Shawshank? It's like

You get a little Pick a A tunnel Hey You shake the bike For long enough It will fall apart Yeah

Yeah eventually He's got Bridget Bardot poster On the bike Very silly Isn't it Very very silly Yeah

And also I was telling I was going to get therapy All right Oh yeah You didn't go true With that

No I'll get to A bit gay Isn't it I don't really need it lads I'm being honest I'm doing

pretty good right now I told they it got rejected it twice last week. Man, if you want to hear how good Brian's doing, head over to the Patreon, it's worth the money. You know, people who listen to the free episodes that might think my life is

you know, just a sweet non-stop ride. Actually, it's a bit of a nightmare, to be honest. Yes, it is. Even today, I had a spastic moment. I was just screaming in the car, right, you know? I parked up and there's a screaming in the car. Don't ask why. Where'd you park? Just in some residential housing estate.

People noticing? Yeah, yeah. And this guy who looked a bit like Tykewatewatee. walk past That didn't put you in a bad mood He gave me a look as well Kind of like It's kind of Tyke-Watiki

Kind of like It looks like he's having a good day Hmm Yeah Well, what's the problem Max don't feel like good He's a fucking goofball And I hate him

Hey man his shit films Oh what a Victorian Vampires were Around today Wouldn't that be funny Nah Maybe it wouldn't Actually

Maybe it wouldn't That's a bit of a hot take I got nothing against What we do in the shadows I don't know. I'm not joking. I think Lazy's and Bees being what we do in the shadows. I'm not joking. Fucking, what was that last one he did?

The Pirate Show? Yeah. You didn't like that? No. What was bad about it? Everything. You have to be a bit more ebert with this, all right? Oh shit. It were fucking gay. They were all daft. They fucking dressed like bloody spaves.

They joked all funny. It was proper shite. Ah, it just wasn't good. Oh, actually. you want to move on from that my roommate showed you sexual drive yeah that was good man that's a real cinema

my roommates got rid into Japanese sex movies yeah yeah yeah and some of them are not good this one was all about like it was like a tree house of horrors style movie about tree just this one retarded

Japanese man who's going around fucking everybody's wife yeah he's like whoa your wife pussy taste of me yeah I don't what was the meaning of it just don't trust retards because they will bang your

they'll bang your bitch and your bitch will love it now you're getting a gawk gawk 3,000 man but just that close up scene of that one eating natto is that what's called natto yeah that was disgusting so basically and then the slurping of

the slurping was awful it was very unpleasant like you know from an audiovisual standpoint no I really enjoyed it because there was some really funny stuff so just to explain to listeners to the Hall Marsh is out there right

shout out each story is kind of like a kind of sexual horror story about being emasculated Kind of like Japanese black mirror But it's like three Yeah so it's like it's a what was it like 90 minutes And there's three stories

So you're getting about 45 minutes apiece So the first one was about a guy Who seems to have it all Nice wife, nice house This disabled man shows up And it's like I fucked your wife And he starts to explain it in incredible detail

the smell of her pussy what she says when you come in her she's always like fill me up fill me up yeah yeah yeah and like all this stuff

and he picks out these noodles or whatever we're called like these beans nato beans yeah and he says like her pussy smells like

beans and he starts eating the beans in front of the guy and the guy is terrified and the guy he's like very kind of weak and like sheepish and effeminate

kind of like a Japanese Brian O'Toole my God that'd be great but yeah and he's just like crying like please stop stop I can't listen anymore it's like just kick him out man he's a spastic yeah you can probably take him like you know he's half your size and his limbs

barely were hit him a slap he's banging your mock man are you joking me I don't trust these jabs you know I was like the second one then is about a Japanese woman who like she's driving along and she hits the disabled guy again same guy up to his old tricks okay and it turns So she used to bully him In school And like do stuff like Pull his penis and like you know Make him jerk off and stuff

For hours Yeah But then he's like I can't stop thinking about it I loved it please I need you The only way I can calm now Is if you run me over with your car

Yeah And she's at first like Actually I shouldn't run you over But then she's like Ah what the fuck Fuck it why not So she runs them over Yeah

But kind of I didn't like The ending of this She runs them over But then it turns out It might have been a dream but it might have not been a dream. Nah, it was not a dream, man. It was real.

I don't know. Yeah, it could have been. That's the thing. But they're sort of the same, like, you don't actually know for a fact that he banged that dude's wife. Yeah. It's always left somewhat ambiguous.

And with the girl, you get the sense that she's very stressed and kind of repressed and unhappy with her day-to-day life, you know? And almost like, I think this is true for most bitches, all right? Right. Most bitches, they want to run someone over. They got a release. So for guys, fellas,

like us, all right? We go out in the town of a bit of a ding-dong, you know? That's right. You know what I'm saying? Ding-dong. What is that? Is that an act of violent sex or eating all three-pow?

You have a ding-dong. We have a ding-dong down cabb shop, all right? We have fun. You have a ding-dong sing-song with a ching-chong ping-pong. You know what I mean? But like, uh, women don't got that. What do they got? Make-up?

Is it all I mean, it's every other... Fucking L'Orielle shampoo or whatever you know. Every time again a woman just needs to go wild and run over a spastic yeah

like you know like women okay like guys women will like just snap so they're like every now again hear

about this woman you know all good shit marriage for years and years eventually just burns down the house

you know yeah you almost never hear that oh really you do here husband murders entire family

and kills himself yeah yeah well that's how the Chris Benoit wasn't it his wife went

mental and kill them and then the third one was just a slurping part I didn't like that one now the third one's like a guy he's in like a sushi restaurant or something yeah noodle bar he gets a call

and it's the guy disabled guy being like I fucked your wife and I slurped her pussy and you hear slurping and the thing is yeah because in Japanese culture it's actually rude not to slurping I disagree with that

but that's true though I know it's true but that doesn't mean I like you it's disgusting They are disgusting people. Sharia law is true as well. Agassaki, man. The Americans drop the bomb for good reason.

And that's how the Japs are getting their revenge bags. Like, oh, autistic people do not like you, sloppy noise. Maybe cut down the slurs. It's called him Sheenies, all right? All right. Oh, Japs, not a slur, is it? It's okay for old men to say it. Well, I'm pretty, you know, you know.

It's okay when Clint Eastwood says it because he's teaching that kid a lesson, you know? and the Sheenies here Ah well look The Japanese Boy be friends won the shinies The Japanese people And by the way When we say Sheenie

That's the reference to the Patreon episode Yeah Because sheenie is for Jewish people Isn't it If you say so I don't know what I've never heard such a term Oh you're right

Yeah yeah I forgot the delicate game You're playing right Yeah yeah I also like how you cut me off Halfway through to go Don't say that Don't say that

what I was saying no oh yeah oh when James is saying Sheenie he's just talking with Martin Sheen and Charlie Sheen

and Emilio Estevez That's right Yeah So that's to be confused So if you got offended That's your problem Yeah You take offence

You don't give offence How elegant are you To think You can go through your whole life Without hearing Sheenie I should be allowed

To say Sheenie I made the office So now I should be be allowed to tell you. Man, there's this normie I know, and literally just yesterday she posted all this like Ricky Jervais stuff.

It's like, you're a normie. Like, why you care about like offense or like... Yeah. You do forget sometimes that it's not just subhuman retarded freaks like us that care about comedy. I don't care about comedy. Normie's actually like it too. I hate comedy. I mean, I don't know I've seen your act.

Oh, brup, brup, brup, brough. Man's got mocked for him. Yeah, throw your sticks and stings stone say that uh you know what another word for sticks is a bundle of tools a bundle of sheeaties oh yeah this thing fairy tale new york yes go back you bag it you cheap blousey sheenie no it doesn't work doesn't work they were singing that i was in a pub there a while ago and the guy had a lot of fun saying there yes yeah it's always it's that time of year again where people, you know, say,

don't sing the song. I feel like that's kind of died down this year. Yeah. I think Gay's going to stop being a thing. I think it was a fad. Yeah. Good one now, but I think we want to move on. Yeah, yeah.

You know, we got some good stuff out of it. Milk. That was pretty good. Starring not George Lazenby, but still pretty good. I think we're all going to move on to new metal again. Just going to circle us. Yes.

Are we back? Man, that'll be you and your element. You know what's so far. funny. There'll be new metal, okay? The few gay guys left be like, oh, it was better back in the day. Like, shut up, old man. Bow in the ball, the bag, the bag,

diggy, diggy. It's going to be President Kid Rock. And he's going to, that'll be his first executive order to bring back New Metal. Man, we need to go to the Kid Rock Hotel or whatever it's called. You know the Kid Rock Bar? No. What? Yeah, there's a kid rock bar. It's multiple levels. I think it's

in like Texas or somewhere like that. And it's like it just plays nonstop Kid Rock and new metal and all that and it's levels so at first level is like you know everyone's just rocking out and air guitar ring next next level

even more air guitar you know and it's like you know there's the whiskey and then like you know the wine one up there for the bitches or right yeah yeah

and it's like you know the fingering section and all it's pretty awesome you know nice I think everyone got I'm not even joking I think it was food poisoning there and a lot of people got

very very sick did anyone die no one died now thank God yeah because I don't want those are good those are good honest Americans. I'll tell you what,

if this is a PSA now, if you go to the Kid Rock Hotel with your wife, all right, and she gets food poisoning and dies, do not report it to the police because Kid Rock will get in trouble. Yeah.

Bring her to McDonald's and shove a big Mac down her dead cunt, dead cunt mouth, all right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then Ronald McDonald's, he can sue him,

he's okay. Kid Rock's too precious to sue. That's right, man. Kid Rock, he's kind of, every once in a while, he pops his head up and goes vaccines are lame

and that's it yeah he's kind of he tries to push the conservative thing I think he is going to try and make a failed attempt to you know run for office a failed attempt really little little fate over here you know I've just been screwed by the system

so many times I know that the thing I want most won't happen I've just been fucked over and dicked around speaking of people waking up Tim Robbins on the Russell Brand podcast He's waking up as well

Interesting, interesting stuff I was reading about Woody Harrelson's dad Okay You know he killed three people I thought it was just one He was a hitman, right? Yeah, I know that I thought he was like a failed hitman

He's actually a pretty successful hitman I thought he was like a lot of people Like hit men But what did like They shot a fucking you know There was a postman That someone didn't like And the guy shot him in the foot

You know it's like that All right But like he killed like a judge and shit really in fact was he for the mob was it uh for anyone who pay for him you got hired him they did say he was like one of the riflemen at the jfk assassination yeah that's why i was reading because they released a little stuff about jfk over the weekend right haven't got a chance to sift you the documents yeah yeah i will at some stage get some micro fiche and just really sit down with with nine cups of coffee just get to the bottom of this whole and a pack of lucky strikes like i gotta solve

this thing. A mere kid rock is counting on me. It was the Puerto Ricans. I knew it. It was the trapped. A micro-fiche. That's like the cool thing in the libraries, you know? In the smoky room, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. It's like, my God. It's so gay, though, gay in a lame way. Not in a gay way, all right? Which is awesome. Yeah, that's awesome, yeah. So, like, you know, releasing documents is gay in a good way. Yeah.

But not releasing all the documents. is gay in the other way. They're probably, like, heavily redacted and shit, right? They're very heavily redacted. And they're going to court. There's a group, it's called something like the JFK

Trute Movement or something like that. They're going to court with the CIA next year. They have a legal battle trying to unseal these documents. Yeah, best of luck with that. Yeah. Well, the CIA, you know,

see the way they've got, they're reading to mental health now. What? Yeah. Why? They taught a whole thing recently. Because of how many mentally ill people are around thanks to MK Ultra?

No, no. They had the whole thing now about CIA safe space The CIA, they release a doc, a podcast. CIA, CIA Safe Spaces, also known as a mass grave in Vietnam. There you go, pal. Well, there's a CIA podcast now, all right? Where you can listen to this regular Joe's blue collar guys in CIA, you know, just trying to get through the day. Just like you and I, James, you know?

Yeah, yeah. They put their pants on one leg at time and all that. Nice. So they were saying that, like, a lot of these CIA agents, have PTSD. From what? From like... Too many podcasts.

Yeah, yeah. Also all the dead bodies. Actually, one of them mentioned, okay, that the CIA agent, right? He had a long day of work in the CIA, you know? Coups and all that, right? Sure. Overthrowing governments. And then he went to a dinner party.

Yeah. And he was telling everyone in a dinner party about how when you blow up someone, all right? A lot of times, like, it's not just like a nice clean explosion. It's normally it's like one big chunk of body over there and then like bits of things. like it's like it can be very messy when you blow someone up you know oh well

not good dinner party and sometimes bits of spine will go all over the place you know and he was saying everyone in the party looked him like like he was crazy

and that made him that gave him anxiety oh that gave him anxiety not watching somebody get blown up but you know people judging him it's like you know

when you watch a kid stepping a landmine and just like somebody kicked a bag of blood down the stairs it's hilarious Oh, why? You know how it's funny?

Oh, I feel triggered now. That's good. I'm glad that the... It's weird. As I was talking, it's got this big thing like everyone hates you. You ever get to? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Really loud right there, yeah. Well, like in your head? Yeah, in my head, yeah.

Just like a voice. Yeah, it's really loud. You hear voices? Only, no. That's interesting. No, it's not. Yeah? That's normal. It's weird. It's a real... It's almost like someone to tap you in the head there. Don't forget, Brian. So...

hate you. Yeah, so that's good. I've said that out loud a few times, don't you mean to? Do you ever do do that? Everyone hates you. You're like, I'll be walking around and be like, everyone hates you and they're like, why does I say it that? Yeah, I'll do. Sometimes I will say stuff out out of, but usually when I'm kind of like muttering to myself. I've said it a few times in the bathroom and work. I'm like, everyone hates you, like really loud. And I'm like, oh no. And then I walk out in the car. I'm like, okay, let's go on tour. Yay. And there's a janitor in there crying because he think you meant it about him. Yeah, yeah. He had you for secret Santa.

I got you a mop in a bucket with your name engraved on it. Yeah. This is the actual mop that Trigger used. No. He used a brush, Brian. It was a brush.

Everyone hates you. You fucking stupid, God. Oh, it's so close as well. Yeah. But I have a golden eyes very good. Yes, it is. What was my point again? CIA podcast.

Yeah, yeah. So the CIA makes a big push now, but that's everyone. so before like I'm mentally ill was just for like you know people who are mentally ill but now everyone's going to do it

so now you're going to have like serial killers doing it Woody Harals's dad doing him Depression is the new black Do you remember that article? No, is that real is it? What? Oh again second time

you need to get a cover for that thing Yeah so you don't damage my floor with your shitty phone You ain't considerate con No there was a not Because like it used to be Like when I say the new black it's like you know they said

Clinton was the first black president I don't mean black isn't racially it's like a saying it's like orange is new black yeah yeah yeah as in it's the new cool thing there was this article like 10 years ago I think it was in the Guardian but it was depression is the new black and it was sort of

like discussing how there's like people are sort of fetishizing mental illness and romanticizing depression and it's like everybody's depressed now everybody's on anti-depressants and but the article got a lot of pushback from, you know, mentally ill freaks

who were like, well, the way I think about is, I'm going to be so fucking happy next year that I'll look back and be like, God, remember when I was sad, oh, those are the good time, because I'd be so happy, it'll actually become unbearable. Just the idea of happiness

will make you sick to your stomach. There's a big, massive smile, and there's been tears running down my face, and I'm so fucking happy non-stop. Even like when my mother dies, I'm like, I can't stop smiling. Just relentless. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just your brain is flooded with serotonin.

Like an ice pick full of serotonin's being jammed in my brain. And I'm loving every second of it. And how do you plan to obtain this Valhalla in your mind? Oh, it's one step is all the things. There's one thing I'm missing. Get that now. Maybe I'll get back into Lego. Maybe that'll be it now.

I become one of those adults that does Lego. We've got a Lego Millennian Falcon downstairs. Have it been built yet? It hasn't, no. But you're not allowed to touch it. Who's that for? That's a rule. It's a rule in this house. Brian can't play with the Legos. I don't know. I think one of them wanted it

like an arousal in work or something, you know? Secret Santa. Do you think called Dublin Bricks? Dublin Bricks? Yeah. The new Ukrainians moving into East Wall you just pick up a brick. Hey. Tell Zelensky. I said hello

you fucking Cossack splat and the little kid's brain just go everywhere and it's hilarious Merry Christmas

darling No what's What is it What's it called Here for Ukraine He's very funny Isn't it It's very

But did you see Like they were busing them in Like In East wall There's loads of protests Like They're bringing them in here In the dead of night

They're all sex pests And perverts it's very funny and it's just little children like blee well no that's the thing they brought in like 50 men

there was no women or kids it was just men and so like the protests they're all criminals and rapists and uh well we're probably all doctors

and shit but uh well what's his build a brick what do you say brick Dublin yeah retired uh it's Dublin bricks idiot

or Mr incompetent over here what's Dublin bricks You could send You know what you could do James Hashtag lick a brick You could James alright Take a picture of your house

Yeah send into them They'll make you a Lego version of your house Okay You can look a And then two weeks later Your house gets broken into Totally unconnected Yeah

You have to send them the schematics of the house And they you know The security codes and everything And the key goes under the carpet The Lego key goes under the Lego carpet Oh yeah yeah so that's what i'm talking about here i'm a little bit discombobulated there now okay but i haven't fun though that's all it matters we're about half an hour in oh are we jesus christ i thought we

had way more no but let's see what else i got in the old phone app yeah i don't talk very well but i you're hung over he's hung over folks i get the message across yeah uh what else here oh there's fucking um there's an old man in the bus as well and his phone was going off for ages He was like, he was looking around. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And it's like, it's in your pocket. I can see the light.

It's kind of sticking out of the pocket. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's illuminating your flaccid old penis. It's like, you should. Hey, what is that? Who's that? But then he's somebody getting a telegram. What's going on?

He's trying to get out of his pocket. He's a SOS. He was trying to get out of his pocket. And it was like he was wearing like gloves, like big novelty gloves. Yeah. He was like, kind of like almost like a cat pawing at. Like it was like a heavy thing He couldn't get out of his pocket

Like there's baby oil on his fingers And the foot The bus is rocking He looks like he's gonna fall over Any second What age was he like? He looked more old than he was He acted more old

Okay He was probably about 48 All right But he was like Ugh Oh Yeah it's fucking Well he's like falling apart

You see people And it's like You've got an old soul And you're gonna be dead in a week Did he answer It's falling No It died

It didn't look like he had any kind of like when I stopped he's still looking around like he's going to come back was that you he's so pathetic that the Samartans were calling him

he's like oh did you do it yeah come on do it pussy that's good now yeah so we were driving around there you don't have the Christmas spirit you're being a bit of

a Scrooge McDuck bah humble I have no Christmas spirit every year it gets worse and worse. I'll tell you, I can't with life

kids. Oh. And then they're going to feel it. Yeah. Yeah. It's an

old tool Christmas. Yeah. A little knuckle sandwich over here. Yeah. It's going to be great as

you have kids. You try to beat them, but they kick the shit out here. Shut out, Dad,

you old. Well, I know for a fact I'm going to marry some cunt I hate. That's just my luck,

all right? So it's going to be a lot resentment towards those kids because you trap me. Yeah. You made me do all this, all right?

Yeah, yeah. You fucking... Oh, bad, it's going to be great, though. Yeah. I can't go to the gym now because these kids. So now I'm not Arnold Schwarzenegger now because he's fucking two-year-old cunt. So what way are you going to do it?

Do you think you'll just, like, meet a girl, get her pregnant within six weeks and marry her straight there? No, no. Shotgun wedding? No, I guarantee it'll be something where, like, I get kind of desperate, and there's like this woman that also hates me.

Yeah. But I think her biological... clock is ticking you know she's like do you want to do this do you yeah and I'm like I need to have a child I'll try and be like I don't need you babe

and she'll be like okay I'll leave like no no wait everything's built around you but then the second say yes then I'm like yo James let's go out with the town and get some pussy you know let's cheat on this dumb whore

but we just watch golden eyes there golden eyes suck on my penis Who did a song for Golden Night? Tina Turner. But it was written by Bono and the Edge. Really?

But it's a damn good theme song. Oh, I didn't know of that. Yeah, it almost makes up for Bono being on Epstein's playing. But anyway. It was an Epstein's playing as well. Ah, yeah, but a lot of people were. His book was called No Surrender. Yes.

Those kids surrendered. Have you read his book? No, I have not read his book. I was getting really into you too for a while. Okay. Well, I mean, like, their music's all right. Like, their early stuff. It's powerful.

But he is just such a cunt. He is like... You know what he is, James? Yeah. He's real. He's not, though. He's real, and you can't handle it. He is the least real person that's ever existed.

No, you can't handle it, because he's like, you know, being real all over the place, you know, feeding Africans and all that. You watch him doing an interview on Stephen Colbert. It's the most disgusting thing that's ever been put to screen. They love him in America. It's weird. Yeah. Like, in America, like, they, like, they're always crying. See, the thing is, like, you know, he sort of equates it to

Irish people or just bitter cunts who don't like to see anyone do well. And that's wrong, is it? While that is true, that still doesn't take away from the fact that he's such a douche. He's just so douchey and conti. He's just a jagrag, Brian. Jagrague.

He's a jagraig. Actually, speaking of people like bitter cunts, I was reading a very good thing there about Bobby Charlton. Okay. You know, there was like Bobby and Jackie Charlton. Jack Charlton, Bobby Charlton. Two brothers playing foot eat, all that show. Yeah, then they were coaches.

But they're talking about, like, where they came from. I think it was like Yorkshire, right? Right. It's so bitter over there. Like, if you, like, you know the way sometimes in Ireland's like, oh, you went off some big smoke to get a job, did you? Yeah. You all right?

In that there, it's like... It's your dad talking to you over the Christmas dinner. Yeah, went to the big smoke, did you, Brian? No, we actually don't talk. That's not a joke. oh wow yeah I totally for one time

we just didn't didn't talk to her for like three days during Christmas wait who didn't me and my dad he's didn't talk to each other didn't talk to her at all

why he's angry at each other I don't even know why sexual tension I don't even know why yeah not even anything sexy like that you know

right right we just watched we said Christmas dinner yeah in silence watching a documentary about trains

wow the only the only thing that could be heard was your mother crying into a jar of cran No, she keeps it quiet.

She always turns on like a machine or something which is crying. That's good, yeah. In short bursts. You know when she puts a blender on? Yeah. She can cry like real quick

and it stops straight away then. So that's good. Yeah, well trained. Nice. Yes. A Pavlovian response. That'll be me when I'm married

by the way as well. Like my wife's doing something I'm just crying in the corner. I'm just cutting onions. I'm cutting onions in the middle of night. In the toilet. What we're talking about? Christmas.

Bono Our Yorkshire Bobby Sharpton But they're like It's not even about You went to this It's like if you Don't die in a mine

At the age of 12 It's like Oh who do you think you are Oh big man here Is it Who it's the king of England Oh yeah And like that place

It's like It's probably a bit different now But it's all like You go down mine Yeah You work You go pub You're reading a book

Are you You're fucking I kind of unlocked the memory. I remember I'm being on the farm like in the milking part or milking the cows and I did something wrong and my uncle was there. I was like,

oh, do not teach you that in college James? No fetching computers here when you're wiping the shit of a cow's udders, you stupid cond, I'm like, ah, I really don't like that man. I don't think we click. I don't think we gel at all, me and my

uncle. Well, let's not link up again this is bad. Yeah, yeah. He used to, like, he got fit, you know, he had a lot of fun. When I did something wrong, he's like, yeah, yeah, you didn't. Your computers can't help you now. I don't know anything about computers. I don't know how to turn on a computer. He's acting like a Bill Gates.

Man, there is, I had, I think, he's a pure fucking Monaghan country bumpkin, retard. I have the exact same kind of experience of relatives. Yeah. It is like, they mentioned college and be like, oh, look a college boy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you went to D.K.I.T. Who do you think you are? You're probably into skull and bones.

Are you, wanking over Geronimo's skull? You big fucking Ivy League queer. Yeah. And see, they wouldn't even get those references. Fucking troglodytes. Yeah, and this is a Chapo episode about... Yeah. But what was his name?

Poppy. Yeah, which bush? What was his name? Poppy bush. Yeah, he was senior. Yeah. Senior's Poppy, yeah, yeah. Very good.

By the way, if you don't want to listen to Chapo did a two-part episode about him. You can find on YouTube. Oh, really? Very good about his early life. And a lot of, like, you know, that's interesting. He just happened to be there

when this thing happened. Yeah, well, the JFK one is wild. But there's a lot of other things where it's like very coincidental. He was there. He was the director of the CIA. He was, yeah. Yeah, I tell you,

he didn't fuck around with any mental health shit. When Poppy was running the show, much like you and your mother, any crying was done very quietly in the bathroom. Yeah. You better be cutting onions. in there, Nancy boy. What we're talking about, so Christmas.

Our families hate us. We got bullied by relatives. It will be quite good. I wish there was a way just to wipe out the DNA. It's just like, you know, like in the new Bond movie, the thing where you could sequence a virus. Yeah, like nanobots. Yeah, so you could go like, I'm going to program just to kill

all caddens. That would be so good. We'll do that ourselves. Thanks very much. Many hands make light work. You'll need a big fancy He'll be the big fancy man with his genetic engineering

and altering DNA molecules. I killed myself. My father killed himself. His father killed himself. So I don't need your help. Thank you very much. Yeah. Yeah, we have genetic engineering too.

It's called Jameson Whiskey. Yeah, you'll need fucking your man from Queen to design some crazy... Fucking Rami Malik. Terrible actor. He's not very good. Dead-eyed looking goober Fuck him

Yeah What time were you We're at 45 minutes Okay great Yeah yeah I watched the World Cup yesterday Oh fuck It was the World Cup final

Yeah man did you watch it I didn't have it I wasn't working yesterday Oh you didn't watch it It's like billions watch it Yeah I know It unites the world That's why I didn't watch it dude

You know everyone's watching One way you turn around Yeah that's right When the planes hit the towers I was like nah Actually I'm more enthralled with that hot dog stand ketchup and mustard together

only in the big apple James duck the second one oh yawn whatever oh what's a falafel that's a fun word to say falafel oh my god

the tower's collapsing cotton candy my god what will they think of next candy on a stick this I gotta see so there's a world cup Messi finally won

yes Messi has completed football He's one of the greatest players ever. Ronaldo's in the mud. Ronaldo has fucked his entire career. That's right. Ronaldo was crying to Pierce Morgan and doing all this kind of... Because he playing for... He was Man United.

He'd been fired. Yeah, because he went on Pierce Morgan. I was like, they all shit, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. He wanted to get fired, though. Okay. He wasn't happy with it. What country was he playing for in the World Cup?

Where is he from? Portugal. Portugal? A bunch of dopers over there with their decriminalizing drugs. Oh, are they? Well, you know, the big stick that people use against Messi,

like, I love Messi. And I'd be honest with you, I got pretty emotional I was watching the game. Did you? I actually was spasning out a little bit. I couldn't stay in one bar. What do you mean?

I had to keep walking outside. It was too stressful. Oh, really? Yeah. Wow. I was just like, it was like, because at first, they were up by two, Argentina.

Yeah. Messy's going to win. This is great. Yeah. And Mbapé, all right? Killian Mbapé. Yeah. A French guy.

There's just, wow. Killian. Yeah. In BAPE. Yeah. It's good name, isn't it? It is. It's good.

Oh, yeah. It is good, Brian. Oh, you love to see it. Yeah. Definitely isn't indicative of the fabric of society crumbly. No, it's great. It's great. If your daughter brought home Mbapé, you wouldn't be scared, would you?

No, I would. Yeah. I'd be, look, run, Mbapé, you're standing next to a cadden. Quick, get out of there. Why can't you marry a nice man, like Ryan Giggs? Yeah. he'll treat you well but like so

the big shtick that people also my point was like so but then Mbpe got like two goals then in like a matter of like a hundred seconds yeah crazy okay and then Argentina went up

and then France went up and then I went to penalties and it was crazy it was like Peldic kicks very tense well I saw a lot of people were saying it was like the best game of football

they've ever seen it's the best one I've seen live yeah and it's just crazy like after all these years of watching football it feels like I've completed months or whatever

yeah coming up on your one year anniversary maybe. It feels like I've watched real history right here. Because if France winning none against France, I don't want France to win. They won last time and they're just very good. You want

the messy. No one taught Argentina could do it. They're all like, Messi's a big queer. Yeah. What's the big stick they were beating them with? When he was a little child, they gave him hormones. Who did? The Argentinian government? Yeah. Wow. You're like Wolverine. Yeah, exactly. Weapon X, all right?

Well, he doesn't have an exoskeleton, but he's pretty good at football. Okay. So, like, basically he was born all weird, I think, and he was very, very small. Oh. So the doctors prescribed him hormones. And, like, steroids. Yeah, but he's still not big. Like, he's not like, he's in no way, like, mussely or even tall.

He's pretty small. How do people hold that against him? He, like, overcame a debilitating illness as a child. It's also rumored that he's either Asperger's autistic or something like that. he's a bit weird okay he doesn't I just thought he was not very charismatic

but I was watching a thing there where this guy was he's this guy called the autism watcher oh good yeah yeah keeping a close eye on them

and he watches all people and decides yeah you know like Caesar's tongue he decides you're autistic or not yeah and so he was watching

a lot of videos of messy where he's kind of like awkwardly kind of standing and kind of like like he's meant to be a very shy guy but Ronaldo's like

kind of cool you know they're kind of getting better at it But for the longest time, like, fucking sports people, like sports personality, they were just, they didn't pop on camera. They were very like, yeah, yeah. So we were playing the game and we didn't do good at playing the game. We're usually better at the game.

And you need to be good at the game if you want to win the game. Well, the reason is they were so beaten by the media, they said anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whereas that's why the NBA really took off in 90s, because that was when they really started having fun and, like, you know, talking jav, you know. Yeah, like, you know. Fucking Republicans buy sneakers, too.

Yeah, all that jazz. It's a great line. Yeah, it is great, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. I didn't know you knew about that. Of course I did. He's the autism watcher. I'm the Jordan Watcher.

Make sure that we never repeat the mistakes of the past. Don't let them play basketball. I'm telling you, it's not going to, it doesn't work. All of these flukes, pure flukes, it doesn't. work and won't work we need the shinies back in the NBA but we need to call it

Sheenie ball like the good old days it is funny now not to get a tangent now but like boxing used to be like a Jewish thing and basketball used to be Jewish as well like

and it's kind of all falling away now you know it's kind of a shame now not to get all Kanye about it I don't mean like you know they're running the thing around thing where is he now I haven't heard about Kanye in the last 12 minutes Isn't it weird if you don't hear about Kanye in like a day or he must be dead?

What's going? Yeah, he's on fucking Gavin McGuinness of all. Like he's getting like... Yeah, and he messaged, I mean, you told me this, but he messaged Shane Gillis. It's like, that's getting desperate. Like, no, I love Shane Gillis. He's hilarious, but like, Yeezy, like, Kanye West is reaching out to Shane Gillis. Like, we should do something together.

Yeah. But Gillis is like, I don't want to be taking advantage of this guy who's clearly not well. And also, it's not good for Gillis's image. You know, considering how he got his start. It's getting sad now. And also, like, with Kanye, he is exactly how I would react if I was rich.

I mean, exactly. Yeah. Like, everything he says. Note for note. It's what I'm thinking right now. But I can't say you. But it's like, because I'm mentally ill,

all right. But it's like, my mental illness is just like, you know, fucking on a podcast every week, being like, oh. Oh,

oh. And so was a new, Doctor Who, well, I have some thoughts. It's not right. I have some reservation. It's the wrong colour. His suit, I mean, of course.

Yeah. But like, but like he, but like, you give me the money and the influence. It's not going to be like, I've calmed down now.

I've got a helicopter. I'm definitely not going to crash it. I do it cocaine every day. So I'm a lot more level-headed now. Yeah. It's, good old Kanye. Yeah.

We wish him well I was talking about Jewish stuff there So Jews in boxing and the NBA Yeah yeah Oh messy messy messy It was a great game Okay

And it's very fitting This is the last thing He had to win He's won everything else And people are like Why is he retiring now Well this he said This is the last World Cup game

Okay He might do a few internationals Because he has like 97 international goals You don't want to leave it like that Oh you want to get a hundred Yeah He might as well like

Go out on the Hyundai He's got like everything else He's got like all the awards you can win he's got seven Ballandoors. Ballandoors are like the number one individual prize. Well he may have all that but can he be in a

loud crowded room? Because I can't either Oh fuck! Can you deal with multiple noises going on at the same time? I definitely can't. And flashing lights. I was going to bring you to Avatar and I think that would be torture for you man. It would, yeah. Because you don't do well

even just like, you know, sitting on the bed you know, look at it. nothing on my phone. Yeah. When Snake 2 came out to the Nokia 3210, I get a hemorrhage, a brain hemorrhage.

I put an episode of Soundfeld and you like fall over and start spazzing out like like having a seizure. Yeah, because I thought it was an old basketball game, to be honest,

yeah. But, yeah, Avatar 2 is going to be, it's going to be hard work for you, man. You have to watch it? I don't have to watch it.

You do. I mean, it's a cultural event. It's not, though. I think it's, he gives the shit. James Cameron is going to prove you all wrong. I actually got really big into,

have you heard about big gym energy? Big gym energy. Yeah, that's what you have. Is that right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, my cardiologist says the same. Big gym energy. You fat fucking pig?

Does that mean I'm going to make commercial movies that are successful critically and box office wife? Yeah. No. Well, my wife direct the Hurt Locker. No, she won't. So Avatar 2 is out now. It's already, they're saying it's the best film of the year.

Who? Who said that? The critics. Nobody's seen it. Wait, what's big Jim energy? Big Jim energy is like Jim backs himself 100%. He makes a movie and he says,

this is going to be the biggest movie of all time. Or else I kill myself, you know? But he has been making it for like 15, 20 years. Man, he's made basically a town for himself. Yeah, like a compound. There's a compound in New Zealand. Man, I'm telling you know, 10 years time we'll be getting the documentary.

It was bloody tall, Jack. I couldn't believe the horrible things he was doing. He was like a bloody war criminal. He was a warlord. It was awful. Well, this one, okay. You know the villain from the last movie, Stephen Lang? Okay.

I saw it in the cinema once. Never saw... Like, who re-watched Avatar, really, you know? Not me, to be honest, because I loved it so much the first time. I only see it ever again. It's like, you know, when you bang a real nice pussy. You know what? That pussy's so good.

I don't want to have sex ever again. I'd better kill her just in taste, you know? After I kill myself first, then I'll kill her. Like Romeo and Juliet. Check me. Like a Shakespearean tragedy. Sever was there a tale of such woe

as Brian O'Toole and his tiny penis? I know it didn't rhyme, but hey, fuck off. We're nearly at the hour. So like Avatar 2, they bring back the villain from the first one, but now he's a navie. So they can bring people back to life as aliens. Did he die in the last time?

He did, yeah. But they had his DNA sequenced so they can bring him back to life now. So it's them and I think there's big whales in it as well. And it's... Who is the fucking main guy in it? Like Sam Worthington? Yeah.

Everyone's favourite. Where did he go? He's been living on the compound this whole time. Did they leave him up on the planet with all them blue cunts? He's very scared. He hasn't seen his family.

in years. This been on the compound and Jim's wandering around with a shotgun and they got Robert Patrick there dressed

as the guy from the guy from T2 just so you know for the crack did he ever do anything else Sam Worthington

not at all yeah he was big it's funny like that was maybe Matt Damon by the way okay

man this is crazy big Jim went to Matt Damon all right I was like listen I don't need you yeah I don't need you

at all this movie is not Matt Damon movie no I don't care if you're in it or not but if you want to be in it

I'll give you like, you know, two points on the back end. Yeah, okay. Do you want it? And Matt Damon's like, no, I got to make Bourne Trail. Oh, okay. And then he didn't get it.

So, but I do love the fact of Big Jim, Australia, was like, I don't need you. I'll take you, Matt Damon, but I do not need you. Yeah. You fucking little prick. You little cocktees, yeah. So, and then, so I think,

FTX is dog shit. Wait, no, that wasn't him. He wasn't involved in it. Which one did he? Crypto.com or something like that. That's something very generic. Braves men. Fortune favors the brave.

That's it. So that's Avatar 2 is going to be the way of water. Okay. And Kate Winslet plays a mermaid in it. Oh, good. Now Avatar Tree is called a seed bearer. Has it, it's been made, it's been shot already. All shot.

All shot. Giovanni Revisi is in it. I like him. And David Twillis. I like him too. Berenstree, yeah. But are they blue in it? I think you're going to be human at first.

They better be one of those blueres. Hey, bluer. Get over here, bluer. And then Avatar... I can say it all day long. Nothing wrong with it at all. Bluer. And then Avatar 4 is going to be called

the Tolkien Rider. And 5 and 6 are written. And they have... 5 and 6. Yeah. They're written, but they're waiting to see how the box office of 2 goes. But they're like...

What happens if two tanks... They'll even... They'll kill James Cameron. So what's it done? Okay, I think with 5 and 6 they've shot all the human bits, all right? but they're not going to bother doing the CGI stuff until to see how two goes well and is Sam Worthington back

he's going to be in all of them yeah and the way it works now is if Sam killed himself tomorrow it wouldn't even matter because the CGI his face is just there so you can just fix it they can make him say whatever like so it's a whole new universe James I'm very excited about this are you man I was telling you before there's all those people

who like um good there's people got depressed after the first one because they couldn't go back to Pandora I just it just didn't do it for me I don't know Some people I've heard some people Talk about how like

Avatar was the last movie They really changed cinema But it's just like Like they compared it Like you know When that train came out With the people And scared them

Yeah It was like that Right I thought the bluers Are coming after me But like It was just Pocahontas With fancy effects

You know Well you can believe that If you want change It's a dumb story It was stupid And like The whole thing We're like

You know They Is that how they have sex But they you know they stick their tails together yeah but they also do that to ride horses and yeah so it's kind of like if you have to finger a horse

they did it to a tree as well what's going on there is I was pretty high when I saw Avatar to be honest you were high I was I was high big Jim did it's watching high on your phone did you fucking big Jim does all the work

and you know I went to the cinema I put on those goofy glasses I had a chick with me you know I did the whole thing I did it all right Brian, and I still ended up here in this shitty gaff talking to you. So where's the justice? That's what I want to know. I guarantee

if you could do it all over again, you would. Wouldn't change your thing. I did it. I did it all right. I did it my way. Regrets, I have a few. Let's see what else we talk about. The music industry is

run by Joe better not say the words. Let's see what else I've written my notes here. We hit the hour anyway. Well, I enjoyed the World Cup. That was my, that was the main takeaway there. And I have nothing else to say.

Yeah. The World Cup was good. Happy for Messi. It's like if Messi can win, maybe somebody I can win. Now, haven't been winning recently, I'll be honest. Seems like you've been taking it on the chin quite a bit. It's so funny because last week's episode, you're like, man, I'm feeling great. I'm doing therapy.

It's going to be everything's finally coming together. Yeah. And no. Yeah. I'm just going to take your shoelaces away from you after this No, it's going very, very well, yeah I'm back on Bumble and hinge and all that Yeah, so yeah, I'll just keep harassing women on that there

Until they fall in love with me That's how it works A lot of like, you know, you know what's funny I've been talking to a little girls there Who did, probably, I don't know if you should Ah, it's not wrong with it They mean showing me texts from guys, you know And they all, they're like, oh, these guys are so desperate

Oh, really? He seems like he loves you, I don't know, don't just a bit of romance what makes them desperate exactly it'll be like something like they'll like be like hey do you like avatar

and she'd be like yeah I do hey let's watch it together maybe we can go back to my place afterwards wink wink and then maybe you give me a hand job ha ha only joking oh ignore that last text so just a bit drunk there

I didn't mean that I was just joking around you don't actually have to give me a hand job and after that it's like ha ha sorry it's my first time dating a while so I'm bit nervous don't judge me I'm not weird though ha ha I won't kill you and murder you and dump you in a lake

you fucking cunt so it's a lot of just you know you gotta play it cool yeah yeah this woman I was talking to say Irish men are very pathetic pathetic yeah where's she from

sad Ireland fucking cunt yeah fuck you why won't you love this notions he cunt over here true you are pathetic no or not man

she shouldn't be allowed to say it in public it's the gift of the gab we got saints and scholars yeah you can't handle that you fucking oh go American American with his

monster trucks and gun violence yeah you'd like that wouldn't you oh I hope your kids go to school and there's a little accident Gus Van Sance elephant you fucking speaking of elephants put down the fork

chubby that's the thing that's the thing these bras don't know what they want you try to be all nice they're like oh you're desperate

then you hit them a slap and they're like oh he's violent you dizzy bint you don't know what ways up I think I've said it before on the Patreon but like I cannot understand the amount of people in my life that are marrying ugly men right now

yeah it's disgusting you do keep breaking it up this drives me insane they should be getting with the jocks that makes sense in my head he's a big guy and he's got money but they keep marrying these smelly tramps all right because they know they can abuse them

why you abuse me someone abuse me come on oh my god you want it all don't you tell her the marriage the kids the whole lot oh my I've spent so much money on women the whole kitten caboodle I want the kitten the caboodle

any brazzers recently no no no too sad they just let me down also a lot of them don't return my phone calls you the smelly man smelly man go away you go to prostitutes

but they just show you your texts from other like tricks you know it's like oh he's desperate I'll give you 50 quid 60 actually oh go on and 75 just spit on it yeah yeah anyway

I got a girl slap me a while ago really yeah what was the context I was like joking around in in a pub yeah in a pub like I've been doing that a lot actually that's my that's my flirt with women she's walk up to a woman slap me yeah

slap me ha ha ha ha Only joking, not really, ha ha. You take your cock out. Wait, now, like full force. Oh, full force, yeah. Do you like it? Oh, I like it a lot. Do they like it?

No. No. That's my weird way of abusing women now. I make them slap me. Oh, the power dynamic. And then you call the guards. I have been assaulted, but maybe if somebody agrees to go on a date with me, I'll drop the charges. It's actually foolproof.

That's genius. Oh, come on. I'm like slipping Jimmy I walk into a place I pretend to fall over I'm like oh I could sue unless that lovely barmaid over there would perchance perhaps

go to see Avatar way of way of water now when you got this doll to slap you was it like did you have to keep harassing her or was she like no no no I was like I forget the context now I said something I was like she was like oh what do you mean my dad was like

oh you're right sorry, you tell you what, you can slap me, and she's like, what, say, come on. Do it. It's playful banter. Come on, it's a verbal agreement. You can't go back in your word. I'm sorry, who are you?

That's not important. It's a verbal agreement. Come on. Yeah, no, take my glasses off. Oh, right. They may go and slap now. That's the old, you wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you? Yeah.

Why was that? Could you break the glasses? Oh, okay. I thought it was just because they were retarded, you know? Don't hit a retardant's glasses. if they have no glasses then it's okay you know go wild you know

it's hunting season yeah so what are we going to talk about next week I want to talk about Christmas stuff but you won't let me for literally like last five months you'll just talk about Christmas stuff it's Christmas Brian why you make an effort James

what Christmas thing do you want to talk what will make me feel Christmassy Jack Frost starring Michael Keaton I didn't like that movie yeah because the guy died in it I was like we're just doing it ignore that, are we?

But then he came back as a snowman. Even as a kid, he was like, that's not real. They wouldn't come back. I just like the idea of... He's in the ground dead. Some kid who watches that the year, like the day, a few days after his dad dies, and then he goes out and builds a snowman.

Come on, Dad! Let's get an adventures together! And then he just gets locked up at an institution and, you know, finger blasted by some Puerto Rican porter, you know? That's funny to me. That's how I get my kicks, Brian. and I chuckle away. What other things

to watch for Christmas? I'm not a big Christmas movie guy either. No, well... Nightmare before Christmas? I don't like that actually. Tim Burton can suck a dick. That's right, I said it. Well, I disagree.

I'm going back away from those comments. Wait, do you like Tim Burton? I don't hate him. He's done some good stuff. Ed Wood. Okay, I'll give you Ed Wood, I guess, but yeah. There's a lot of bad stuff, though. There's a lot of bad stuff.

He also seems like a fucking douche. He does, yeah. He's kind of got that, you know, like, Alice Cooper, like, isn't like that all the time. Yes. He just takes the makeup off and plays golf. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I don't think Tim Burton does.

I think Tim Burton's always like, oh, I'm a weird. I'm so freaky. Stay away from me. Well, he did Wednesday there. That's, like, the biggest hit ever. Right, yeah. Well, people are like, oh, it's racist because all the black people are evil. Oh, is that a thing, is it?

Oh, yeah, people are saying that. Yeah. Oh, I'm happy to hear that now. I might give it going He made her perform While she had COVID-19 Is she legal? She is legal, Brian

She is 22, I believe You believe, yeah Hang on, And she was born in October Let me just look that up She's definitely 20-something That's good to know

That's good to know that Hang on You know what, sometimes I wouldn't be able to watch the show Because she's not my friend And it would make me sad Okay, she's 20 20

Yeah she wouldn't be my friend no she wouldn't have Brian and I'll tell you if you went up to her and asked to slap you she just pay her bodyguards to do it some big linebacker

I mean she is you know she is hot but she's young I think we're showing a bad side of ourselves this week I think next week you don't know we should do from now on okay

let's just pretend we're doing okay oh okay let's just like you know next episode be like yo remember we own that yacht and you were like going crazy Yeah, yeah And I was doing the worm And all the

Everyone was like Yo, this cat's out of sight Daddy, yo And then we all sung Bird as the words together And all the chicks were going wow Yeah, yeah And they were like Oh, let's just hang out together Because we enjoy each other's company

No need to sexualize it, baby I just like you for you, girl Let's hang out and watch American Dad together all right and it's good times that fish is crazy yeah

that fish is cray cray in a good way baby uh what time are you we're over an hour over an hour oh really an hour 10

oh that's great yeah I feel like an hour 11 now I feel like sometimes we do all the good stuff on the Patreon and we give these guys here to scraps

that's right but I think we had a good time this episode yeah yeah next week I'm gonna try to think something good I might look up some weird Christmas movies

maybe some like horror things or like maybe I'll look up like Black Pete and all the, I like other Christmas traditions. Black Pete's the Blackface Santa. Oh, the Dutch people do. Yeah, so in Dutch in Dutch culture. Deutsche Land. Yeah, there's like Santa. Yeah.

And he's like fun and cool. And then there's his wacky cousin. He's got a wacky friend called Black Pete who's in chains. And he doesn't talk until he's spoken to. Yeah. And he knows his place. And he won't any big ideas. Yeah.

And he's got a pet with him, a birdie called Jim Crow. No, no. None of that now. But yes, I know there is the whole controversy of it. He's like, hey, that's offends. It's like,

it's not offensive to do the black face. It's actually very ill. It's because little children's like it when black man comes and give presents. Because usually black men come and have sex with our wives. So we need to amasculate them. That's why we,

we create characters of black peat. Yeah. Right, yeah, it is actually. Yeah, it's exactly what it is. Yeah, yeah, I'm like Spike Lee over here. Oh, the Dutch Tana. No, no, no, no, I won't do that. Spike Lee's a good man. Anyway, let's, um, let's let's go now.

Let's end it all. Yeah, yeah. Let's just end it all. No, I might go home tonight. To Carlo? Yeah. Why? Free food.

Okay. Yeah. And also, like, I'm off for, while I don't want to be like hanging around the house I feel like that's bad for me you know hanging around the Dublin house yeah what are you going to do in Carlo carlo's like things to do

not talk to your dad yeah that's fun yeah okay carlo you know is things to do it's a change of scenery you know yeah sure and uh you know I gotta go down there some stage all jobs and knickknacks and all sorts and maybe I'll save it for tomorrow yeah it's up to you man

I don't know I don't think you should be uh you got any crazy parties in like cadden no no no let's start one right now I'll invite the honey's over. Actually, here's a question. Did you send that money to me? Because I never got it. Oh, I'll send you now.

Literally, my card didn't work for ages there, so I'll send it to you now. Or I can give it to you in cash. Cash, I would prefer. Okay, right. We'll do cash, yeah. Because I'll tell you what, take a look at this. This is always fun.

What does that look like to you, huh? Oh, wow. Yeah. Whoa. Pretty bad, right? I'm not buying diamond crowns. Yeah, and I'm like, Bligh, Brian, you know, when I text you on,

when was it, Thursday? and it's now Monday and yeah I do need that money I'll give it to you there I'll give you a 50 euro It's more than that though Is it?

It is two months I'll find whatever I'll get you the actual amount there Let's do that off there Yeah yeah yeah If you're going to be like that Then I guess I'll give you The actual amount that you're old

Very gracious of you Brian Yeah I've got a lot of irons in the fire I can see why you people control everything Oh, tools run everything All right, good luck guys Goodbye