Brian and James Fuck Each Other - Episode 181 : The Banshees of Inisherin

Episode Date: January 1, 2023

Brian falls in love with the Ranch and James cuts off his fingers.

bunch of Puerto Rican pinkos around here So the ranch follows the story of You kind of missed the start of it Because you were talking a big shit A big big shit I'm not even I'm not even done yet That was only That was the epilogue

You know I'm waiting for the You know the real thing to come You know I'm gonna Part two yeah I tell you it's gonna be chocolate rain In this gap Chocolateidrine I might have IBS syndrome

Chocolateidrain Maybe I have celiacs disease Chocolatidane There's so much blood in my feces Anyway Ashton Coucher So he comes back to his ranch Him and his dad, Sam Elliott

Have had a turbulent relationship Oh, it's me, partner Sam Elliott Hey Brian, I don't think you're gay at all I think you're the coolest dude I ever met For real? And you got a big old pecker that all the ladies like Scyke!

You his fucking gay, Lord. Man's a pussy He a batte boy He's on the greezy Pro For a second I was coming like

Sam Elliott in the room Please be real Okay So Ashton Coucher Is Sam Elliott's son He's a failed Football player He comes back

Heisman trophy Winner no No No no no He's not OJ all right What's a Heisman trophy The Housman's like the college one Right, okay.

So, like, OJ got one. Heisman is a good sign that you're going to do well in the NFL. So if you win the Heisman, it's kind of like you're the best player in the college league. Yeah, in the NCAA. The NCAA. I think that's how you say, yeah. Do you watch Fall College Bowl? I don't, no.

What's that? You know, like Notre Dame and all that? Oh, Notre Dame, the Fighting Irish. Man, Notre Dame and Navy are going to be playing in Dublin. We should go see that. That'd be so cool. Yeah, the tickets are probably like 500 quid. Man, I will cover it.

I know I can get us in the places Yeah, the corporate box Yeah, don't worry, I've got it You take out a loan for 20 grand You're completely, it ruins your life entirely And you don't even know the rules of NFL And I still have to suck off a guy as well A Puerto Rican of all things

Oh, the Twilight Zone Yeah So So, do do do do do do do Man, so it's Notre Dame Fighting Irish Navy Now Navy is the Navy The actual Navy

The Navy, Navy recruits. Wow. So there's Navy Army and I think Air Force as well. Like, they've got their own Navy football team. I mean, cool. So they actually practice in a helic carrier. Is that West Point? Or is West Point a different one?

Might be, I don't know, like, but there's going to be Navy guys, all right? In fucking Dublin. No way. And we can hang out with them. I think so, Diva. Yeah, yeah. Imagine that. And we start hanging and start drinking with them.

We get him a little bit drunk. Like, what really happened, Osama? You know what I'm saying? Come on. jealous, yeah. Give us the Seen Teal 4-1-1 brothers Oh, that'd be so cool.

We beat them up and take their uniforms, but we can't beat them up. They kick the shit out of us and their uniforms don't fit my big fat belly because they're in very good shape. But they still take us down in the submarines

and we never come back and our families don't ask questions. They're just like, eh, what are you going to do? What are you going to do? Oh, you know what happened? They're going. And there's nothing we could do about it. And that was it. They were Navy guys. The biggest

grease ball queers going. It was real gins-o shit. We couldn't do nothing about it. Will I forever be a beggar. Jacking off hobos for 10 cents a day? I can't follow this now. I'm losing my

mind, Brian. You think you're having problem. Do you think you're going through it? I have gone off in a deep end. I'm so fucked here. Lord, Jesus helped me. Anyway, but the ranch, the ranch will cure me of everything. Drink some whiskey.

I don't want to drink whiskey because I've got a chippy tummy. You know that shit I was taking in your... That wasn't... That's not, you know, that's not a goof. I have some real problems. I don't want to drink whiskey. I'm not drinking raw whiskey. I've got to drive home.

Anyway, calm down. I can't. The ranch, all right? The ranch. Aston Coucher comes back and he's got a brother, Danny Masterson. Now, Danny Masters has been accused to rape by a number of women. Four, I believe. He used to be big into, like, Cosby.

He's sleep sexy, big into that, like. Yeah, now, did he drugged him, or did he, you know... Drugging and crawling up. Or did he just patiently wait while to wait for the sad man to pay a visit? Like a bird watcher. Yeah, yeah, you know. just stalking his prey It's like

Yeah, feeling sleepy there, Suzanne No, I think he was drugging him, okay? But also, I was reading as well Is it a lot of the victims, their dogs been poisoned recently. See, that's a big, because he's a Scientologist, right? So the Scientology motherfuckers

who like harass and stalk people, that's a big trick of theirs, kill their pets. Yeah, it's an old-fashioned one right there. Yeah, man. What's the thing they have? Classics or classics for a reason. What's the, there's a term they have

ruining people's lives it's like squirrel bashing or they call them squirrels or nutters or something right yeah Puerto Ricans

like what do they call them but Puerto Ricans take my nuts and run away I think it's squirrels they call them little squirrels because they're nuts or something like that

it's something cute see you know what it's something real cute like oh a little squirrel yeah but really they're like

gang stalking and harassing them and murdering their pets Yeah, they're like harassing a rape. Running them off the road. They're harassing a rape victim, but they make it seem like, oh, look at a little squirrel.

Like a DreamWorks animated movie. Over the Hedge. Ice Age Tree. Quiet the victims. Ray Romano was a fucking mammoth. Oh, oh, you sure are? You're sure Daddy Masters would rape you there? Whatever.

Stop it. Stop it. I'm going crazy again. The voices. Anyway, yeah, this is great I feel so much better now You always see the old tramp But you're like, hey, oh two,

Well, they're doing so bad Man, we were in Tesco, not to get too mean here Oh my God We were in Tesco, some people there were like mutants Like, not to be too mean, okay? No, I think you're being, you're being too kind Mutants is a kindness I'm gonna start bringing a cattle prod wherever I go now

It's scary, man One chick, man, her face look melted it's like are they shooting the toxic Avenger close by what is happening with your face your face looks like it's melting in real time Jesus Christ she did though it was it was purple and lumpy and saggy and yeah not to be mean here but I was quite scared it was it was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my fucking life turn my stomach I went to the security guard, it's like, what are you going to do about that? I should not, I'm a paying customer. I should not have to look at that.

I should get free chocolate because of this. I'm taking this now, I'm not paying for it. This is mine. I'm taking this jar of Nutella and this 42-inch plasma screen and don't follow me out of the fucking you're a squirrel. That's what you are. Because you're

nuts bad. There's some word is a podcast. People talk about us. They're like, ooh. that's true no here's the thing when I go after people for how they look

one is funny because it's just funny and two it's funny because like ah that's great because he's a disgusting fat pig as well

so it's like you know it's like black on black cry really it's like the problem's canceling itself

the media we'll cover it stop Asian hit stop cadden hate yeah but there were a lot

You know, you do a lot of jokes about your appearance and all that. Yeah. A few little tweaks. Have I got all queer on you? What's the name of that show? Queer Eye for the straight guy. No, I know. I just got to lose weight, really.

No, it's not even that. See, if I gained your weight, it was a bad. But you don't appear, like, you just look like a big guy, you know? I am a big guy. You be a linebacker for anyone knows. I could be. And I think, man, you need to get more violent. Yeah?

Yeah. On who? Everyone. On weak people? Oh, yeah. On the old and the feet? yeah the elderly you know like I mean I know

you're only human cadden when you say a woman walking on her own late at night your first impulse is to kick the shit out of her and you know society tells you not to follow that impulse but I'm telling you we never getting the boxing or anything

yeah I should I really I mean you're talking about Project Brian Project Cadden has been long overdue even for my mental health I need to start incorporating some exercise just to feel It's very difficult, though, isn't it? It is, isn't it? Yeah, but I just want to

watch the ranch and eat quality street and not get out of bed for four days in a row. Well, that makes it feel sad for some reason. It's a sick little game that the things that you love to do the most, which is just lie around,

watch Netflix, eat pizza, smoke weed, and jerk off. Apparently, those are the things that, like, make your mental health all fucking spats. stick and I have to eat a pear or go for a walk in the woods You got to try and rewrite your brain

So I start doing a thing now where I try not to use The words I normally use In my brain Right So like instead of saying like that's the house So that's the ha ha ha house That's a hizzy Yeah or something like that

The hizzy dizzy Instead of the car I'm like that's the wiki wiki car You know That's my whip right there home So like I try to make it fun in my brain So I distract myself From the depression

All right yeah See I thought you were talking about some sort of like neuralistic reprogramming that you read in some kind of you know

Harvard medical textbook but this is just some mental gibberish you've come up with yourself that has no

basis in science whatsoever so instead of work keep seeing a funny term for work so you're like you know I gotta go

the big house yeah shit show at the fuck factory but that's that's theory that's a title from succession

I know yeah yeah don't worry plagiarism I Harvard reference every episode nah hey look you've been doing this as long as we have you gotta plagiarise

and if you're so talented as me you plagiarise from the very beginning which is what I've been doing man I'm gonna start doing MMA I think yeah there's a class nearby where I work I'm just gonna come in there but I'm gonna come in there with a brick yes so I know I'm stronger everywhere else I load if it's kids class you just walk in what who's gotta who wants it who wants it next yeah you actually waited outside and bashed all their mother's faces it's in with a brick. Yeah, how do we? The ranch. Yeah, the ranch. Not much

to say, really. The only interesting thing is we watched a cowbird on it. Yes. And you were running me through it there and telling me where it's wrong. Yeah, I was being one of those guys. By the way, I hate there's a lot of those types of Ray a lawyer reacts to you know, fucking like

a few good men. It's like, oh fuck you, you worthless, cunt. He is awful, by the way. I hate him. That lawyer guy? I hate all those guys like doctor reacts. I watched one good one where it was a guy who ran a casino

talking about the movie casino. Okay. That was, yeah, I got sick sorry, I never got sick

when you were talking there. Ex-gangster talks about I literally wasn't listening to you. I wasn't listening to you, dog. You never get sick. I just, I ate pot noodle really quick

because you're, and a sandwich admit it. Yeah, you're right, yeah. You had a big sandwich and then a big pot noodle.

Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy. You're disgusting little pink. I didn't have much time to chew because you're staring at me. you're tapping the watch

I was taking out my pocket watch I was like mm-hmm kept pointing to the grandfather clock so I know you got sick there but I'm good

I'll drink more coffee but yeah in the ranch so there was a scene where a cow was calving giving birth to a calf and but it was standing up

now usually they'd be lying down because it's a lot of strain on the cow to like you know give birth to a calf so you obviously and also you want them

lying down because you don't want to pull it out and have it smack the ground you know yeah well you smack a baby that's true yeah so well like wouldn't kill the cow no I wouldn't kill it like I mean I remember you know when I kind of was going through

puberty my dad is like go on then you let me slap it in the face with my cock you know that right of passage it is yeah yeah that's a cadden right of passage I can't wait till I have a son someday no we don't have the farm anymore so we're going to have to break into a farm

and find a cow or just a woman in Monaghan same thing really this break into like a test go and slapped her cock off a box of shirioes a fucking dairy Lee block of cheese

but anyway yeah I just like when they were giving birth the cow usually to be lying down and it wasn't gooey either the cast came out and it had a perm and it was looking it was looking all fresh

the cow was looking slick by the way the cow was looking very Hollywood I'd like to see the casting call for that cow. He's like, yeah, yeah. Young. Yeah, but... Spielberg saw a young cow

in a restaurant. He was eating a steak. It's like, hey, I wonder who the snake's kid is. This is very bizarre. I think this is a very bizarre... It's funny. I think the Patreon, it's all very, like, has... It makes sense. The Patreon's always makes sense. The first one we do

and we put all the good stuff in there. This one, we are spinning our wheels. I think it's very unattractive. I think it's like, let's say a nice woman's listening to this, all right? Yeah. I don't think she's wet. Which I don't think many nice women do, do they? I don't think any woman's wet listening to this, you know? They're not falling off the chair.

There have been, like, Paul Marsh is telling multiple stories, like, he's listed to this, like, in his car. Anytime he comes to, like, a toll booth or any member of the public, and I was like, what the fuck are you listening to it? Paul Marsh keeps talking with that. I was like, well, maybe don't play it out loud, Paul. I don't know. Yeah, don't, don't, like, pull up beside, like, an orphanage and just

blast. It's like, hey, kids, forget your dead parents. Check this shit out. All you need is Brian and James. Paul would be like, yeah, I met the Pope there. I didn't turn down the radio. Guess what? Yeah. But anyway, but you know what? This kind of sprawling mental illness is good because it leads

us into what we're going to talk about. The Banshee of Inish Air. James, you see. You're in control now. Oh, no. What are the week? What are we? you have to wheel I have the wheel

I want your lap alright we're going to talk with the banshee of Inishiren and that was a great segue by the way James was thank you

I was saying we loved this movie great film yeah I love let's do overall thoughts first without spoilers okay kind of like we're doing

introduction here then we'll go through the movie and then we'll wrap up at the end and our final thoughts like Jerry Springer's final

talk yeah you know we've learned a lot today one thing we can take away is a Puerto Rican can never be trusted good night folks yeah no I love this film I thought it was

great very funny just incredible performances it was just like I don't know it's just so refreshing to watch a film where there was no real fucking like I don't know political commentary or narrative it's just this nice little no in your face politics

no infinity stones or Iron Man yes exactly or you know just a bunch of mentally ill Irish men in the middle of nowhere Well, I like that the film's real overall team. Some people try and make it seem more complicated. The overall team is Irish people are spastics. That is the main message in the movie.

And that is something that is an all-Irish art, whether the creator knows it or not. Yes, exactly. So you watch that, the message is Irish people are spastic. You watch Fear City, the messages Irish people are spastic. Even the ugly ones. Zig and Zag. I don't know where they were from, but they were spasics as well.

They were from the planet Zogbriyan. and uh oh uh i just wish uh you know if we hadn't canceled canya he'd be telling us all about ziggins imagine showing that to connie and his brain exploding he gets the net and yahoo out that was great yeah so i'll tell you what before we move on to the plot rank this movie with other martin mcdonough movies okay so go from the bottom to the top the bottom to the top uh okay hang on there's been four movies i was leave. We're not including

Shooter, the short film that was nominated for, I think won the Oscar. Yeah, and the young, the young kid

in it, he didn't get his passport renewed so he couldn't fly to the Oscars to, like, you know, be on the stage.

Oh, wow, I feel sorry for him. Yeah, well, his career pretty much died that day. Yeah. He hasn't been an end of the else. Well, I wasn't

anything else either, so, well, I'm supposed feel sorry for him. Yeah. Listen here, James, the dog-e-dog-world. You can't feel

sorry for any old cunt. If I saw him on the street all right, just kick him in the head. If you don't have the right paperwork, sir, you do not belong. Where are your papers? Anyway, so, okay, so there's In Bruges,

seven psychopaths. Three billboards? Three billboards, yes, and this one. I don't... I think seven would have to be bottom. Seven psychopaths? For me, seven is bottom. Okay. Now, I haven't seen seven since it came out when you watched it once.

Yeah, yeah. I liked it, but yeah, it's a bit to it's very reminiscent of his brother's work but um oh don't say that yeah yeah yeah let's not say something we can't think

Becky no in Bruges number one I think yeah well you have to say that that was saying his peak that after that he could do anything

he wanted that will live on forever that's a bit much now that will live on forever and ever that changed cinema

in the year six billion it'll be in Bruges and not a kno and maybe the Quran and maybe the Quran so Muslims are lucky.

Yeah, yeah. All the mosques will be shaped like Brendan Cleason's head. That's so beautiful in the way, isn't it? A mixture of Irish and Islamic culture right there. That's a world I want to live in.

And the fucking Jews of Colin Meeley's head. Yes. So, anyway, so yeah. So probably, yeah, in Bruges, then, uh, I, you know, I only saw billboard,

three billboards once. It's a very good movie. It is a good movie, but it would be turd for me. Okay. But it's just that everything else is so good, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think, so yeah, let's go in Bruges, then banshees of Inneshaer, and then three billboards and seven psychopaths.

Yeah, I think I would agree with that now. All right. I wanted to be careful to do it the right way or else you'd have one of your, I don't want to deny your reality again, you know. It'd be fun because I'd be like, yeah, that's cool, James. Yeah, it's cool, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you'd leave and you see on Instagram some video on me, like, smashing something. It's a peek inside my mind But anyway, okay

So yeah Same here I love this movie I loved how simple it was I have read some of Martin's plays Yes I call it Martin Marty

Yeah Marty boy Yeah So I've read the Pillar Man I think he had some kind of trilogy A plays I think I read two of them Which this isn't

This is kind of an original thing A completely original I thought initially I thought this was adaptation. I might be mistaken here but I believe those two plays and he was going to write

the third of the trilogy and he never got around to it. I think some elements of that have been translated to this because there is a play like feel to it. Definitely. But even though it is like a play in terms of the stories very small the cinematography and just

it looks amazing. It looks fantastic. It's so beautifully shot like where did they shoot it in court? or where? I don't know. Probably all around Ireland but like yeah a lot of like

very rural coastal areas just huge like you know big like sweeping drone shots it looks fantastic it's very pictures sometimes when it's a play or sometimes like

when it's a short story adapted into a big film it can feel like that bit is tacked on or that bit didn't really need to be there but this all feels like it's all part of it and it doesn't feel too long

doesn't feel too short it just right feels just right yeah i mean it's kind of it's nice in a way because you get these sort of very you know serene beautiful images of the landscape and how beautiful and nice it is but then it's juxtaposed with how mentally ill and unhappy people are really mentally you know what i mean so it's a nice like it's a counterbalance to that you know so let's just go into the plot now now yeah yeah i think we calmed down a lot now i did i don't know what happened to be there i had a little bit of a moment yeah but i'm not going to question at all no no i'm going to

ignore it and talk about Barry Kogan, which is the right thing to do. Yeah, yeah. Oh, that's what it is. I haven't taken my medication in eight days. Oh, okay. Oh, so I'm getting healthier. That's what's happening. I'm getting stronger and stronger.

It's like my mind is just firing a million different things at once. Spastic Puerto Rican, Puerto Rican, oh, it's all. Et cetera, et cetera. But anyway, yes, so let's go into the plot. The film starts off. A lot of fact that there is no fucking around at the start

it starts off Colin Farrell goes to Brendan Gleason's house to hang out with him go to the pub Brendan Gleason doesn't want to talk to him Now this is set 1923 I believe 20 something yeah So it's just towards the end of the Irish Civil War

Now the Civil War is a part of the movie Yeah And the kind of the joke Not joke but kind of like the commentary is It's happening over there Yeah And people aren't even fully aware Of who's fighting who

Yeah they're more yeah sorry A civil war is messy, is my point. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But also, like, they're more wrapped up in the sort of the everyday minutia of their own lives, that the things like war can be easily ignored, especially when it's like, you know, Ireland or Ukraine or one of those shitholes nobody gives a fuck about, you know? Yeah, you said it.

Where's Letterman? Letterman ain't coming to Duny Gold, I tell you that, no. But anyway, yes, the Civil War started going off, like they talk about it's like, oh, it's in the mainland there, but they're kind of... Well, in the same way that, like, any war that would... we've experienced growing up has been on the tele or on the internet

you only have to acknowledge it it's something you can choose kind of get an adventure game you can choose if you want if you have a kind of a privilege background you'll have to work

you have got free time you can watch a John Oliver video and watch some footage and be like the Iraq war was actually bad I think it's bad I just realized that I should tell you

and I'm going to care about it for a while until I'm horny then I'm going to try fuck someone or like you know I'm going to listen to Paramore or something like that I'm busy you know And they don't have that interest anymore.

And the same with like this where it's like the war is happening over there. Some people I assume on the island might care. Yeah. But not that much. Like if they have people that are actually involved in the fighting and you know, whatever. But yeah, for the most part, it's something that is in the background and they ignore it and they're just sort of distracted by their own lives. I did like the fact that you could if you wanted to be like, oh, it's a friendship breaking up like civil war perhaps, you know. And they do kind of walk past the war.

and to hear that but it's not in your face smacking you on the nose like this is a metaphor you fucking idiot what is a metaphor is that what comes after

a meta three yes that's what it is you stupid cunt so we found out Brendan Gleason has just decided not for any major reason no health scare anything

I have a certain amount of time left I don't want to waste it talking to dull people So Colin Farrell Colin Farrell's kind of like The simple nice guys Like you're not coming to the pub But Brangley's like

I just don't like you anymore Colin Farrell I don't What's his name Patrick Podge This is called Colin Farrell Jimmy Cricket Jim Crow That's what his name is

Yeah So Colin Barrel's like Wait what? How could you? Why? What did I do? You didn't do anything I just don't like you anymore

Which I very much identify with that I wish I could just turn around go, look, I don't like being around you anymore. If you honest with you, for a large part of it until we got to the cutting off fingers stuff, it was like, I wish I was as cool as

Brendan Gleason. There's so many people I put up with a lot of like listening to people and I'm not in the room mentally. I'm just like zoned out and it's like I'm just trying to count down the hours, you know, I'm like looking around for an escape. I'm like stabbing myself in the leg just to try. They're like, oh,

the tumour came back, Brian. Apparently it's more aggressive than it. And I'm just like, you Oh, so bourgeois. I'm rolling my eyes like Daria. Good reference. It was, yeah. No one gets it. That's the sound of a good reference.

Exactly, yeah. It's good when you're to be too hip for this room when it's just me and you, isn't it? Holy fuck, that's so bad. That's pretty... That's pretty autistic, I'll be honest. Top trubs. So, it should be just like,

hey, look, don't want to talk to you. That should be the end of it. Yeah. But Colin Farrell is a pretty... pretty simple guy. He kind of prides himself on being nice. Yes,

that's this whole thing. I'm a nice guy. And then you kind of find out later on that like no matter how nice he are you can be driven to do shitty things.

Sure. And you can even see the kind of cycle here because like Barry Kogan Yeah. There's an age difference with him and Colin Farrell seems as the age difference

with him and Brendan Gleason. Yeah. And Colin Farrell also is like I don't want to hang out with fucking Barry. Yeah, yeah. Barry, because he's like legit.

Like he's the kind of the village idiot. he's sort of little special needs he's not all there he's wrong in the head he's not PTSD and he's definitely Ireland in the way because Ireland is also wrong in the head yes Ireland has

gone through stuff and we haven't really processed it we're not a country of therapy you know no thankfully I don't need that so we kind of just have just ignored it for a long time I know Elnort Hearnan had a good show about this actually I did an hour about this

about like the Irish therapy project I think it was called yeah I was kind of like going through Irish history and you're like

yeah these people needed therapy they were oppressed these people it's all this like it's all very spastic wow that's my

that's comedy now is it yeah it is that's good that's good yeah it is yeah yeah well you're probably like it's not Dennis Leary

yeah hickory dickory doc Michael College was sucking my cock he felt very sad I jizzed in his hand I'm done

you cunt you can't rhyme oh okay fine you want to you want to you want to take this to the shelter bro I got bars

so let's get back to the film analysis I was feeling very smart there you were weren't you had to take you down and we did

yeah do do do so anyway so so as you said Ireland is we're weird we're weird

like Barry Keogin yeah yeah and we've find out later on. Let's get to the meat of the issue, okay? We find that Barry Kogan's getting diddled. By his dad. What do you think about the dad, about the diddling? Are you pro-diddle or anti-diddle?

Let me choose my words carefully. Well, as in, like, did I feel it was a bit kind of contrived or something in this? I knew you wouldn't. What? I don't think that. No, I don't either. No. Good, good. But, like, yeah, but it was kind of, but that's the reason why he's sort of like special needsy, but also

his dad is the local, like, police officer. The guard, yeah. So he's kind of, it's a good allegory for how institutions of power abuse the weak and the vulnerable. Now, what do you think about his cock? You see his tiny little cock? Now, I don't like this now. And his big, big belly.

I don't, let's, let's walk this back now. I was talking to two girls who were like, look at his tiny cock. Yes. Now, you know, who were these girls? Yeah, that's what I mean, like, what kind of like, oh, I guess you're just watching fucking porn hub all day? No, everyone's got a massive cock, all right? Yeah, yeah. That's not too

small. Is it that? Oh, oh yeah, you're right, Brian. Yeah, it's not. Yeah. It's probably an average or... Big? Big, big, you'd say. You'd say big, wouldn't you? Wow, okay. Well, I mean, some people like, it was in probably cold. Sure. He'd probably just rape Barry Cogan, so he's not going to have a fucking hard on, you know?

That's right, man. He just, you know, all of his rape jails went in his mongo son. So he's got that little... shriveled dick you ever had a girl like examine your dick after you come it's very emasculating

I got a little I got a bit oh yeah could you stop doing that actually because you're your fatty's weird how about that

yeah top Trump's dear no but it is it's a moment of vulnerability and security he was drunk as well probably wanking

I passed out yeah and there's no good in great son is taking his fucking alcohol stolen his poaching You ever steal her dad's potching?

My dad wouldn't know what that is. Oh wow I stole my dad's potching and won't send it up in hospital What happened to you? I just dragged too much of it And it eroded my stomach climbing Did your dad do a keogin on you this? He went full keogin

Yeah but no the dad is great I've seen him in a bunch Like he's a... You know it's a fun little trivia bit now Go on He played a sergeant In both chivalry and the guard Cavalry

Calvary? Calvary, yeah I don't know the fuck all right It's not chivalry But it's Calvary But it's a weird In Calvary

I need to make him looking idiot Well We'll cut that out Alright Let's do that again Yeah Okay Take two

He did play that in a He played a chivalry In the guard What? He was very chivalrous In a He played a cop In Calvary did he

Guards They're called guards All right You watch too much American TV James Yo it's the cops around here Yeah

This is this more He wanted to po-po, man. He five-old this motherfucker in one time. You know what it is? Hootty-hoo up this motherfucker. I thought it was the fuzz, because you heard me? Yeah. Hootie-hoo, hoot-ie-hoo?

When you're getting raped by your dad's? We're cooking with gas now. Oh, good, yeah. Women don't like this. Oh, what? They don't appreciate comedy or normal-sized penises. These horrors don't know what they want.

Well, I think now, women are very disgusted by men who are really like, oh, hello, dear, did you like the new, what do you like? Do you like that? Oh, I like that as well, yeah. Rupal's season 12, oh, one, it just seems to get better. I only like video games as strong female protagonist.

That's me, though. I'm a little bit crazy. Yeah. With normal proportions and not big pointy pixel takes. that's not realistic pixel tits are scary if you asked me you couldn't teddy fuck

pixel tits it and prick your prick and your prick would start to bleed oh yeah I don't think they'd like that if you were like I'm going to trick these girls they wouldn't fall for that now do women like Brian they just like dudes that were happy

and successful okay okay back to the drawn board here plan B Okay, tell me more about Danny Masterson. What did he use to do? Oh, really?

Let me just check the football real quick. Okay, Man City are playing Leeds tonight. So, I like that whole aspect right there. I liked how to end it as well. Now, we're going to spoil it now? Yeah, spoilers ahead. Barry goes in the drink, if you know what I mean. Yeah, he goes, he goes, caplash.

He does. Well, after that one little scene, which was so fucking funny. Well, do it in a minute. One big thing. I'm so close. Please don't take it away. Another big thing is that Barry looks up to Colin Farrell. He's like you're a nice guy. Yes. You're nice.

And it turns out Colin Farrell isn't so nice because he starts to get desperate and, you know, it's almost like the only two people that like what's his name, Barry, Keogan had a name kind of like, you know, it's like, I like Colin Farrell and I want to bang his sister.

Yes. Sister says no, Colin Farrell turns out of being an asshole and might as well just kill myself. Kill myself. But there is that funny seeing Barry Kogan professes his love for Colin Farrell's sister and she just goes, ah no, and he's like alright Graham, so yeah, there goes that dream anyway.

I better head on, I have something to do, I'll see you later, and it's just very real, wasn't it? And he goes to kill himself and he does it. It's not one of his little pussy Instagram videos where he's like, oh you know, you won't care about, this is, you know, the real shit.

He goes for it, you know. That's a man right there, by the way, yeah. That's what do girls like? They like guys who kill themselves. That's me right now. You know what's the most... Every time I go to my dad's grave, it's just Instagram pots rubbing their pussy on his headstone.

Charlie DeMilio, where the fuck? Yeah, it's so good. Yeah. You used to chew them off of pigeons. Yeah, go on the hand! Perhaps do ladies per chance would like to escort me about time? Oh, no. He's talking to me, gross.

Yeah. Yeah, every time I go there. You know it's the most badass scene in history, I think. Do you ever watch Manchester by the sea? No, actually. Oh, man. Oh, Casey Affleck. Oh, no.

I was going to say something about it. Oh, you can tell me. I won't spoil it. Well, is that he threatens to, he kills himself or? No, no, no, he tries to kill himself. I won't say why, okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a bit in it, it's so badass.

He's depressed, suicidal. Yeah. And, like, you are saying, some people are like, oh, I can't get out of bed. Oh, no. Maybe touch. But no, he just does it, right? He does, okay?

Something is so badass, all right? He's walking around in his hoodie that's probably covered in jizz, let's be honest, all sad. And then he sees a cop's gun, pulls it out, tries to shoot himself in the head. That's so cool. It doesn't succeed. The barrel goes floppy.

Yeah, yeah. No, he didn't take the safety off. Wow. But also, I don't think it's not easy to get a cop's gone out of their holster. It's kind of finagely. He got out, though. Oh, he did?

He got it out, yeah. Oh, he's from Boston. What do, what, the guards have, though? Guards don't have guns, so you have to get, what, their pepper spray out, a pepper spray yourself. They have a baton. You just keep hitting yourself in the head. Goodbye, cruel world. Well, their detectives, like, guarded detectives carry guns.

In the trunk, they keep them in the trunk sometimes. Well, remember that guy in, uh, some cop, like, shot a guy in Ireland there a couple of years ago? I don't know, it was a whole big thing. We should look into that because, you know, No, we shouldn't. All right, okay. You're dealing with, you know what? If you reach out into the darkness,

the darkness comes back at you. That's right, yeah. We're through the looking glass there. So you want to piss off the guards, don't you guys keeping the scum away from you? Have you seen Tesco? God, I'm going to have nightmares about that Tesco. What a bunch of freaks.

And you go there often, do you? Hey, let's go on a ride along. Yeah, with the Tesco security. Well, someday a great flood will come and watch the scum from the school. car of the car park. Anyway, back to Banshees of Inicheren. So, Barry Keogin was great. He was fantastic.

You know what he's actually not as dumb as Colin Farrell. Because Colin Farrell has a little idea of, like, I'm not the dumbest person on the island. Barry Keogan's dumb. Barry Keogin knows a bit of French. That's right. Knows a little bit of Latin maybe or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Knows what it's like to be molested by your father.

Well, I think that's actually good for you. We're coming in with a Brian's theory. folks. The last Brian's theory of 2022. No, it was it Milo Yanopolis? What's the name? Milo Yiannopoulos. What was he saying that is good to molest children or something?

Well, no, he said that in the... Oh, you're going to defend him now, aren't you? I'm just going to say what he said. Your favorite, yeah. My favorite. I actually have the full quote tattooed on my chest. No, he said that like when he was 13, he was in a relationship with like a 20-something, so technically

it was statutory rape, but he really enjoyed it. Just digging your own grave, aren't you? I'm just saying what he said. You told us say it. I had an earpiece. I was telling them all. You're mild. I loved this.

Yeah, yeah. But that's what he said anyway. I don't know. Well, I think maybe it might be good for like if you want to make a kid who's a really good writer or a drug addict. Yeah. It's a fine line, isn't it?

Yeah. It's like, do we get Ernest Hemingway or do we just get a crack hole? They get fucking spud. Yeah. So, um, so let's get back to the main relationship. Yeah, so, uh, Brendan Gleason, Colin Farrell tries a few times to sort of, uh, what would you say, confront Brendan Gleason, it's like, why don't you like me? Why won't you be my friend?

And, you know, so eventually Brendan Gleason's like, luck, you've driven me to this. so the next time you talk to me I'm going to chop off one of my fingers and that's like that's when it starts getting to mental illness now now actually what do you think was wrong with Brendan Gleason

because you think he's the right are you going to start doing with me James you're going to start cutting off your fingers every time I want to record a podcast no I mean I'll probably get diabetes and they chop off one of my feet and I go oh that's because Brian was talking to me

I did that to myself. My donkey eats on your feet. I have to be a pretty big donkey. Because I got the big feet. Because I got the thunder cock. That's good, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Enough to self-deprecating stuff. You're right. All your jokes for now. Like, yeah, because my cock is so big that donkey would be dead. You, I choke. I choke 12 motherfucking donkeys on my dick. Yeah, this right. Yeah.

Yeah, I'm going to say it all the time. Tell him. Yeah, yeah. Preach on these motherfuckers. ain't you all little pussy out there Handle this big son to cock I need a real ride of die bitch you heard

So let's play Armchair Frazier Yeah Let's analyze Brendan Gleason first Then analyze Colin Farrell Then analyze his Piece of Coos' sister Yes Who is the sister

Mike Ermintrout's daughter-in-law Oh Yeah From The other one who's like Oh Mike My husband's dead Yeah

The other way she's like that You know I know he's dead When's that little girl Gonna be 18 I got a couple of fellers Who I want to introduce her to Hey Tuko

Get in here A little fan fiction there There we go So let's analyze Brendan Gleason first What was wrong with him? Well I think Pride Was pride his undoing

No Stupid thing No I don't know What do you mean was pride he said in the confession bit it was like the sin of pride yeah is it just a midlife crisis is it yeah and some people just can't handle

the idea of their death yes I guess the idea of your mortality when you really have to confront it is a very distressing thing for some people I was reading a thing a while ago that said that you know the way like me and you we learned pretty quick we weren't hot shit you know I'm not not generalised

speak for yourself motherfucker I'm just generalised you know we kind of realised we weren't Superman or James Bond and you know I mean did we realize it or were we told repeatedly by everyone we bet? Was it beaten into us over a long series of an awful, awful situation?

Before we go, by the way, let me, I want to talk about chiefaholic. Chiefaholic. We'll talk about that at the end. That'll be the end in the fair, right, yeah. Or I thought you were talking about your mother quifaholic, hey-oh. No. No? No. No. On Christmas, you're going to say that? By the way, so...

It's December 28. And that bitch is pussy! Be fought like a well, fucking a... Ha-ha! old tool what the pussy false and that yeah

quifaholic that's what I call the bitch when I stick my dick up in her oh that bitch's pussy look

like a donkey's mouth when he opened it girl anyway sorry I'm getting strange again the levels are

going to be weird I'm screaming this is gonna be fun for listeners isn't it I'm going to talk slow now and quiet

but anyway look what was I even talking about what was it what was it what was Armchair for Brendan Fraser

My Shut up Alright My fight the whale Alright Fat man is sad Yeah So my point was

Some people go through life Until they're like 40 single I'm hot shit Okay I'm amazing Then they get like One grey hair

And they're like Oh no Mortality is an issue I have to deal with I can't just bang every bitch And lift people up And be the The best rugby player

in Carlo, you know, they have to realise like, oh no, actually I'm fallible. I will die. I'm going to die, and I'm wasting my time here. And the anger at yourself for wasting your life is transferred onto Colin Farrell. That's why I don't like Colin Farrell. Well, yeah, that's

the only reason. Not that sex tape with a big cock. No, but yeah, that was... That was disgusting, big cock, was it? Women don't like that. Oh, they don't. If you tried to take that out in front of a woman on a boss, she'd be like, oh, no, I'm scared. take my cock out, you're like, oh, that's lovely.

Yeah. Oh, I actually needed a tick-tack, so... Yeah. So what do you think about Brendan Gleason? Well, yeah. The scene's going to get best supporting. Yeah, I could see that. I could see that.

I mean, I don't really know who else is in contention, so I... It's literally Brendan Fraser and Colin Farrell, the two big ones. For the main, like... Yeah, main actor, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you think Barry Kogan would not get it for best supporting, no? It depends what the movie studio decides. Yeah. yeah no that'd be great because sometimes studios

like we're gonna push one yeah if you push two you're kind of diluting the product maybe Breton Gleason he's been in the game a lot longer maybe he's getting his dude I'm sure Keog gonna be gracious enough to be like let Gleason have this time yeah yeah Keog gonna be slashing his tires you know but yeah so as you said

he's confronting his own mortality so then there is a lot of resentment also kind of like this moment of clarity or enlightenment where you kind of see things in a certain way and you go you know what I don't like talking to you I'm not going to waste my time

and my life anymore spending it talking to some lad I don't like about pointless shite It looks like a marriage in a way Like it's like It doesn't matter like you loved her Or whatever like Eventually

It's better for both of us To get out here now Because one of us Will end up going full OJ All right So it's almost better Just get over now And Colin Farrell's like

The kind of guy who's like No no I can change I'll do what you want Or I can make it work And that just makes it worse It makes more sad and cringe There is a You know

It's not just Irish But it's you know Very considered maybe an Irish thing Of um We will just stay with shite To the bitter end Oh yeah Nobody's happy

Everyone's miserable There is literally no good Coming from this And nobody will do anything to change And we just wait for the other to die But also there's something about It's a pride to that Yeah

There's something where like You'll have an unhawn happy couple that are in their 70s, they're fucking hajater. And they'll see a couple in their 40s divorce and things like cowards. Yeah. They look down on them.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's weird, isn't it? It's kind of like just not willing to admit that everything's wrong. But I guess that is pride in a way. But then, you know, Brendan Gleason is sort of doing the opposite. It's like, I don't know, is he though?

Well, I suppose he is trying to take a little bit of charge and he's writing a song and all that. He's doing something, you know? Colin Farrow should have left alone. If it was a woman, by the way, if Brendan Cleeseon was a woman, take it with that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly, yeah. Imagine that face of big tics.

Well, that's just me then, really, isn't it? Yeah. Anyway, you're right, no, no more self-deprecating Caden, it's the new you, you're awesome. What about Colin? So, Colin Farrell's just clinging. I think Colin Farrell is a simple cunt, all right?

Yeah. And he's one of those guys that, I think it's back to my it's good to be molested point, all right? Yes. I think he used to have a nice childhood on the island with his sister. The parents are dead.

Yeah. And it's like he has no kind of concept of like growing up. Yeah. He's still very much a child at heart, you know? Yeah, it's kind of like, this is the way it's always been. There's no reason it should ever change.

Whereas everyone else is like, this is terrible. We need to get out of here. So it's a little bit like, picture if you were like a party animal, all right? Yes. And you live with these other party animals.

Yes. And then they all got married, got jobs and mortgages. And you're still like, yeah, dude, let's get pizza. Yeah. Let's do a beer bong, bro. Yeah, but now you're on your own. Yeah. It's like, now you and your sister and your donkey, you know?

It's just not as cool. I'm ripping bongs with the donkey, you know? As it brings a donkey back to life. It was Cheech and Chong. The donkey's dead. It's like, you man, I got an idea. The best chronic is the tonic or no, the other way around. Duh

Yeah, but so yeah his, Brendan Gleason's like I just want to write music and leave something in the world

that will live on after I die. The sister, she wants to go and like work in a library in the mainland She wants to get out of there

like a dork Yeah, a bookworm dwee I think she has a little bit more dreams but I think she's also very like scared to leave but eventually she's pushed to it

Yeah, well again it's sort of she even says it more or less like everyone around here is miserable and unhappy and if I want any chance of being happy I need to get away

but there's always that fear of you know doing the right thing and doing what you want to do or not always if ever the same thing exactly yeah you know what I mean so it takes courage to do the right thing and maybe she was right to leave me actually

now that I say it aren't like yeah she go off to the mainland very brave yeah she went to go work in the library if you know what I mean yeah stack in Shells. Puerto Rican shells. Are you going to go around

just burning old libraries? Yeah, yeah. So you like Kerry Condon is her name. Yes, yeah, she's great now, yeah. And then, uh, what do you think about? What? I was just going to say

there's nobody in it that I didn't like. And we have to mention the Dunbelievables. Pat Short, John Kenny. That's right. The fucking Dunbelievables. Man, those guys, they were rock stars back in the day. Yeah, man.

They probably got so much young pussy. They were Motley crew. Literally. Motley crew of the Dunbelievables were hanging out one night and Motley crew went to bed early they couldn't hang with the boys man just picturing there like Pat Shorts

sniffing up a little of spiders or what was it? A sniffing ants you know like Ozzy let's say now who directed the Motley crew movie Jeff Tremaine yeah so what if Jeff Tremaine was like I know I'm going to do next

the Dunbelieve was movie the true story who you get to play Pat Schott I'm thinking like Pat Short you get Pete Davidson Okay Yeah, that'd be cool A kid cuddy

is John Jenny Man I have to say Missile to me I don't think I look like that fella there And he seems like A nice young man

And everything But like I just say No aesthetically And there's a few There's not a lot of similarities

I have to say no If you're If you'll pardon me so Yeah No that would be So yeah Great movie My point is

Great movie I loved the ending I loved how simple It was I liked the cut in the fingers some people were like well he would bleed more I just fuck off

it's all metaphorical it's all yeah it's all great it's good to watch a movie and not be sickened after yeah it's just like ah god I want to go back

I want to go back to inner sharing kind of like avatar the navv yeah can everyone put something past you I want to see you make sense of this

I was talking to someone a while ago and he said oh yeah my friend saw and he said everyone represents an animal they're all animals in it

Okay. What does that mean? I don't know. Is this guy just a furry? I think he's watch fucking... By the way, we missed a bit. So Colin Farrell has a donkey called Jenny and the donkey chokes

on Brendan Gleason's dismembered fingers. It's very funny, isn't it? Oh, by the way, can I just a shout out as well? The bit about the bread van made me legitimately laugh, like, out loud, and that's very rare for me. Yeah, yeah. I only fake laugh.

I know, I know I'm not very well Yeah Today was pretty good Wasn't it I was very like Ha ha ha Who hoo

Yes You're just there like I better Put a bit of effort Into this Or else he'll Go all Brendan Gleason He'll go out

To the bathroom With the sheep shears It's funny Because you're like I'm mentally ill Weep Weep whoa Wait whoa

Wait whoa Oh you're not Hanoon Four Four scored Seven years ago I am not a cro I am not a crook

I'm like Ha ha! Yes. Woo-hoo! Yeah. So, yeah, Banshee finishing. Oh, real quick,

before we go. Chief. Oh, Chief Ahoolic? I thought this is... What were you going to say? What were you going to say? Chief Aolic. Oh, okay.

So I just came up there now, so it's this crazy thing, all right? That's Chief Ahollic. So Chief Ahollic is like a well-known fan of the Kansas City Chiefs. They're a football team, all right? Yeah. Kansas City Chiefs.

And in that world, you know, tailgating parties. Yes. The, uh, the, the, uh, The superfans are almost, it's almost like wrestling in a way. We're there every weekend, all right? And it's like this chiefaholic, he's dressed like a werewolf. Then it's like tarantula man.

And like, you know, the green guy in the always sunny. Oh, yeah. Guys are like their well-known characters and they're always there. Right, okay. And it's like, hey, we're going to go there, hang out with the green guy or tarantula man or, you know, the fucking, the dolphin superfan or whatever like that. Okay. So there's one guy chiefaholic. We'll go to every single game.

He's a werewolf. dressed up like a werewolf wearing a chief's hat and shades, all right? Okay. Pretty cool, yeah. That is pretty cool. Now, it turns out there was a guy robin Banks

dressed up as a werewolf wearing a chief's hat, all right? And he would rob banks, it would match up to the schedule of the games. So let's say if the chiefs are in Miami, there was a bank robbery in Miami that weekend and the chief of holic would show up at the games, okay?

How can you afford to travel around? Oh, my God. Yeah, so he was not changing his, costume atolling rock yeah I know chief of hollick hold it okay hold it because it gets better right oh my god this is the movie forget that mentally ill gay shit

chief a hollick the chiefaholics of Inneshaer the chief a hollick could bang that sister no bother the sister the donkey Barry Cogan they all get the cock anyway go on but I was like that's amazing but then it turns out there was another

kind of well-known chiefs fan back in the day now in the 90s in the late 90s there was a certain fella that was going around jumping around on TV, you know, like interview the fans this guy was jumping around, I think he was dressed up like a fucking I think it was like a cat or like an Indian

or something like that. I know it's a big difference, so yeah, he was dressed up like a Native American or something or maybe like a fucking maybe a dog or whatever it is okay, he was dressed up he's like a well-known guy, okay? It's weird how you associate those two. Native American or a rabid dog. A dog or a woman or something, you know?

But anyway, he was actually involved in the, you know, in the 90s when the World Trade Center got bombed. In 93? Yeah. Yeah. He was involved in that. Seriously? Yeah, he was.

So it turns out, he was one of the guys involved, but he ratted on the others, all right? Right. Turn state witness and got on the witness protection program. And instead of laying low, he was jumping around on TV being like, I'm the number one fan. I'm the number one fan. This is mental. And they issued a fatwa against him. Oh, my God.

Yeah. So he couldn't come to the guy. games anymore because it's a fucking fatwa you're endangering other fans where is he now uh i think he's you know in witness protection now oh wow the fatwa doesn't get lifted by the way he's all over rushdie a while ago it's a lifelong thing yeah he uh he uh he lost an eye he's grand really lost i i was on coke uh this long time this is when it happened by i was on coke trying to tell this girl about salman rushdie he didn't care yeah yeah that's

my problem i just i i find it very hard to connect with women yes i want to talk with salman rushdie and they want to talk about their sister that died or some shit like that or a love island or whatever

your sister died was she was there a fatwa on her was there Caroline Flack you were talking to Caroline Flagg's sister

yeah yeah that's a there's a fatwa issued on her seroton yeah that's something isn't it

isn't it yeah yeah play around with that so that's basically all I want to talk about yeah

back to Banshee because they wanted to forget that. Yeah. Great movie. We keep saying it, but it's just so rare to watch something I like. I have to keep saying it. I just, I really want to see Barry Kilken. Barry Kilgin.

Barry Chilgin, no, mate. I can't say his name without coming. I apologize. I'm Kulgin. Yeah, but Barry Kilgan, fantastic. He's hilarious and they're so good. What do you want to see, tell you what? You're now Barry Kulgin. You're Ari Gold.

Yes. Yeah, think about that now. You're Barry Kulgin's agent. Yes. What? You where do you want to go now? Indies? Here's the thing about Barry Jogan, right?

He's so perfectly cast in that. It's kind of like he's like killing of a sacred deer. He's fantastic in that. There's just something about him. He can do weird and quirky and unnerving, but with a comedic touch very well. I don't know if I can see him as like a Tom Cruise. You're not doing a very good job as his agent right now.

Leading man type. I'm just saying play to his strengths, you know, because he could become like a whacking phoenix you know what I mean like proper fucking like do the real weird artsy stuff he's going to be the Joker is it yeah

that's great I forgot about that yeah you see that that'd be great yeah that's what I'm saying like go pure like he you know don't have him as like a you know trying to be fucking I don't know Chad Michael Murray or something you know he needs to go you don't be a Brian Doyle

Murray he wishes but yeah do you know what I mean he's got to go kind of indie artistic weird you want him to follow the Christian Bail route yes yeah no rom-coms do you want to see him at a rom-com I want to see him

as the Irish psycho yeah versus him going around but it's like American psycho but Irish we could do a very easy sketch where he's like eating tail oh thinking about that like yeah you know he wakes up no

my heart hurts he wakes up the morning like puts this stuff in his face he just smears guineas all over his face wouldn't that be funny he's in a bath filled with Tato Prince

We know actual cunts That aren't even human That would be like That's fucking clash Yeah yeah If you put the gillis on his face He's like I'm not even human And then they do that sketch

And it gets like a hundred thousand likes Whereas we're here In your smelly Jizz covered bedroom Churning out gold For no one Man it's actually It's so cruel

No, I'm going to start murdering people. Yeah, well, yeah. That's only another in MMA, I can just go, pooh, pooh, like that. Exactly, man, yeah, yeah, you can just go full on, just sneak into their house, snap their neck. And everyone would think they just, hashtag died suddenly from the COVID vaccine. Died from neck break disease. Yeah, you just, like, drop a cinder block on their face. It's like, oh, the MRNA vaccine does cause certain side effects, I suppose.

Have you, do you trust the science? Cinderblock syndrome Yeah, yeah But anyway That's an hour Right there I won't cut anything from that That was all

Okay That was all Surfaceable I apologize For my mental breakdown Mid show I want to see Avatar

But James here Won't see it with me I don't want to see it So I'll tell you what guys Because I respect The Native American people Why don't you write to James Alright

Yeah right to me Yeah Really give him a piece of your mind Paul All right Nah I'm sure Oh, look, maybe I'll go see it.

Really? It's got 14-year-old Sigourney Weaver. Yeah. You know you like one, you like some of that. Is it 3D? It can be not 3D if you want. I'd probably prefer it, 3D. Oh, I thought you'd be all, I thought you're all spastic.

I mean, I am. I'm spastic regardless, but I might as all, you know, be spastic with a bit of whimsy. This would be kind of like, you know, you know, like jackass guys. Yeah. You know, like they taser themselves and that. It's like what you're doing, you know? Yeah.

Today we're taking Tadden in the fucking movie Shit's gonna be hilarious His fad ass doesn't fit in the seat Shut the fuck You fad fuck Yeah Just beating you in the cinema

Actually Bam nearly died He was put on a ventilator But BAM's off isn't he He's all good now He's a cockroach right there I'm telling you Best thing I if Bam can survive We can survive

That's what I say Yeah yeah that's right That's what I always say You know Yeah anyway But on BAM dies that's it Well I tell you

Are you gonna leave a flower outside I'll be taking some people with me I ain't going I will not I will rage rage rage Against the dying of the light Alright so what any plans for next week James what you can talk about

Talk about Avatar I will see it I think it's funnier if you don't see it Alright okay Actually I don't want you seeing it now You don't deserve it I'm gonna watch glass onion Yeah you keep talking with that if I care Yeah, yeah. I was like, I'm sorry, Brian, I didn't watch Glass Onion. You know, you mad at me.

Yeah. Well, I kind of said, you know what? I said James you should watch it. I knew you wouldn't watch it, you know? Yeah, it's too hard, wasn't it? Why does James Bond have that silly accent? What's going on? Where's money, penny? This doesn't make sense. Why is Q Dave Batista? What's going on here? Anyway. You watched a bit of it, didn't you? Yeah, it was like the first 20 minutes. Yeah, yeah. I was enjoying it. the second half is better I heard Shapiro kind of went off about it

What do you say? I don't know He was just saying it was shit And then everyone was like Yeah well you want to Bang your big titted sister So fuck you

No I'd bang my big tits sister I would Yeah Yeah Your imaginary friend growing up Was your big titted sister You were a weird kid Brian

It was Ben Shapiro's sister With my imaginary friends Man Ben Shapiro Mostly tiring being him Because you have to like take something that's not really that I suppose Glassstone is a little bit political

Yeah well that's the thing It's very people are interpreting it as like anti Elon Musk Which is a very hot ticket right now So all the fucking Dip shits on Twitter who like to give out about The guy who owns Twitter while they're using Twitter They're all going off about it So Shapiro tried to be a little turd in the punch bowl

Well I know Ben Shapiro though You have to like even let's say I don't know an episode of Tom and Jerry or something. You have to be like, okay, what does this actually mean? You have to like,

try and turn in some kind of political thing with like Tom and, you know, Jerry's Israel or some. And of course, when the character of Mammy gets up on the stool

and goes, oh, lordy, Lord, Lord, I ain't had no mouse in my kitchen. Well, of course, because she's clearly draining on the welfare state.

Ben Shapiro's a knob. People on Twitter are knobs. Everyone's a knob except me and my friend Brian Oh yes sweet I threw you

both there's a little bit me and it's this guy over here I'm man I guarantee you guys listening to this

okay you are going to see some big changes yeah with not just me yeah probably James as well yeah

probably I'll tell you what when the blood work comes back maybe that way it won't be an issue anymore maybe he'll be getting

frailer and frail as time goes on. I think that's funny we get AIDS Does that help? I just hear Puerto Ricans Anyway we're well over the hour

Oh thank God, yeah So right Okay good luck guys Happy New Year Next week I'm going to watch Bugs Life and ants And I'll try to watch Glass Onion

All right You get over 20 minutes All right Goodbye